Sidekick or Co-host (2:40)

Very good.

Stephen Colbert (2:41)

And I love pistachio ice cream.

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Have you had the sea salt and vinegar? Wonderful pistachio. It's delicious. I get them.

Stephen Colbert (2:46)

I didn't even know I get them.

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Before the softball games.

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But that's. You see, it's been a while since I've been the spokesman for wonderful pistachios. I didn't realize we'd achieved new pistachio technology.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That was wonderful.

Stephen Colbert (3:50)

I wonder what more there is to learn.

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Yeah.

Stephen Colbert (3:52)

We just. We just told them so much. We just told them so much about pistachios. But evidently there's a whole other world. There's an unexplored vista.

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They have a bunch of flavors. They got dill pickle, jalapeno lime, as we learned, some smoky barbecue. There's a lot of different flavors.

Stephen Colbert (4:09)

Wow. And I would not disparage any of them.

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No, no.

Stephen Colbert (4:11)

Bring it on.

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Nothing bad to say.

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Sidekick or Co-host (4:31)

It's the late show poncho with Stephen Colber.

Stephen Colbert (4:39)

Welcome back, everybody. Ladies and gentlemen, my next guest is a Grammy and Emmy award winning musician who's hitting the road again for his bigger and weirder 2026 comedy tour. Mr. Yankovic, your weirdness.

Weird Al Yankovic (4:56)

We'Re ready for.

Stephen Colbert (5:17)

Okay, great. Cool.

Weird Al Yankovic (5:19)

Cool.

Stephen Colbert (5:20)

Please welcome back to the late show Weird Al Yankovic. Fantastic Al, the building is a buzz that we are here.

Weird Al Yankovic (5:34)

I'm a buzz, too.

Stephen Colbert (5:35)

Well, listen, I want to thank you. I didn't get a chance to talk to you that night. I want to thank you for coming.

Weird Al Yankovic (5:40)

Thank you.

Stephen Colbert (5:40)

The night first show after we were canceled, you came on with Lin Manuel Miranda to help us celebrate this Coldplay bit we did. And so thank you for that. What I didn't know is that you and Lin Manuel are buddies.

Weird Al Yankovic (5:57)

Yeah, we're old friends.

Stephen Colbert (5:58)

How did that happen?

Weird Al Yankovic (6:01)

He came to my house once, like pre Hamilton, and was like, we should work on a musical together. And I was like, yeah.

Stephen Colbert (6:07)

He just cold called you?

Weird Al Yankovic (6:09)

Well, I mean, I told my we had the same agent and. And I let them know that I was maybe interested in doing something on Broadway. They said, we get this young up and coming guy, Elin Manuel Miranda. Maybe you guys could do something together. And we haven't yet to this point, done something, but we became friends.

Stephen Colbert (6:23)

All right. Good things are worth waiting for.

Weird Al Yankovic (6:25)

Yes, indeed.

Stephen Colbert (6:26)

Obviously, you're the king of music parody. You've been ruling the kingdom. It's been a long reign. You've been at it since your first, your debut single, my Bologna, in 1979. There you go.

Weird Al Yankovic (6:45)

My college DJ year.

Stephen Colbert (6:46)

Is that college?

Weird Al Yankovic (6:47)

Yeah, that's college.

Stephen Colbert (6:48)

That's fantastic. Can you believe you've been doing this for 46 years?

Weird Al Yankovic (6:51)

Yeah, it's pretty crazy. It's been a minute. It's been a minute.

Stephen Colbert (6:55)

What did you like? What was the plan? Was this always the plan?

Weird Al Yankovic (6:58)

Well, no, I mean, you know, I went to college to get a degree in architecture, which I got. I use all the time. But no, I graduated and I thought, that's not really my passion. I want, you know, let me see if I can get a record deal. And nobody wanted to sign me. I mean, they said, oh, you're very funny. This is amusing. You're a genius.

Stephen Colbert (7:16)

My Bologna was a hit.

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Weird Al Yankovic (7:19)

It went vinyl. You know, it's old.

Stephen Colbert (7:20)

Like, I remember listening to it.

Weird Al Yankovic (7:23)

Did you?

Stephen Colbert (7:24)

In 1979? Yeah, exactly. I was a sophomore in high school. I was core audience for you. Yeah, well, nice on Dr. Dementia.

Weird Al Yankovic (7:31)

It wasn't until a few years later, I mean, I was trying to get a record deal and. And nobody wanted to sign me because, you know, what I do is considered novelty music, because anything humorous in rock and roll is considered novelty. And novelty is sort of the domain of one hit wonders. It historically does not have a long shelf life or long career trajectory. And people are like, ah, we want to sign People that are going to be around for a while. So, you know, 46 years later, I'm here on the Late show, and.

Stephen Colbert (7:58)

That'S nice.

Weird Al Yankovic (7:59)

A lot of other people around that time, not so lucky.

Stephen Colbert (8:01)

What was the moment when you thought, okay, this could actually be my career? This is not. I'm not a flash in the pan.

Weird Al Yankovic (8:07)

It was right before I walked out tonight. It just kind of.

Stephen Colbert (8:12)

Finally settled.

Weird Al Yankovic (8:14)

Finally settled, I guess. I mean, I made the decision to be, like, Weird Al full time. I think it was 1982. Cause I had just signed a record deal. And that doesn't mean you're gonna be famous or rich or anything. It just means, like, we've got you under contract. They didn't give me a big pile of money, but I was still working in the mail room, literally for, like, $5 an hour, which I think was minimum wage back then. And I picked up the mail from the post office, and sticking out of the sack was the new Billboard magazine. And I opened it up to the Hot 100 chart, and I was on the Hot 100 chart. And that was the day I gave notice.

Stephen Colbert (8:50)

Okay. You hit a milestone this summer when you played Madison Square Garden for the first time, which I'm really surprised. There you are. If you look closely on the sign, it says sold out at the bottom of it.

Weird Al Yankovic (9:04)

Yeah. I'd never even been inside Madison Square Garden, and then I was headlining.

Stephen Colbert (9:07)

Well, you got a hell of a view of nearly 20,000 people excited for.

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Weird Al Yankovic (9:13)

That's pretty crazy.

Stephen Colbert (9:15)

What's it like? What was it like for you to play the world's most famous arena?

Weird Al Yankovic (9:19)

It's amazing. You know, I played a few arenas that size before, but, yeah, there's so much cachet and history to msg. And even before I played there, I walked around, you know, the Garden, and there's posters all over the place from, you know, Elton John and, you know, Taylor Swift. And all these people say, oh, it's the greatest venue in the world. And there's one from Eddie Vedder saying, you're nothing till you've played Madison Square Garden. So no pressure or anything, you know, but now Eddie Vedder thinks I'm something, so I'm very happy about that.

Stephen Colbert (9:47)

That's wrong. Congratulations.

Weird Al Yankovic (9:48)

Thank you.

Stephen Colbert (9:48)

Thank you. I'm still waiting. Now you got the new tour. Here we go. These are all the. You won't be able to see this, but these are all the tour dates. This is a massive tour.

Weird Al Yankovic (9:57)

Let me read them all to you. There you go.

Stephen Colbert (9:58)

Yes. From Hollywood, Florida, to Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Wisconsin. Bigger and weirder 2026. What are weird Al fans gonna get with this one?

Weird Al Yankovic (10:08)

Well, if they saw the tour earlier this year, it's the same tour, but for the people that aren't familiar. I've done a couple smaller tours. I did the ridiculously self indulgent ill advised Vanity tour, which is a very scaled down version of the show. This is the big tent, big show, big production, playing the hits, all that costume changes, costume changes, film clips, props, the whole bit. And we doubled the size of the band. I'm still playing with the same guys I played with in the early 80s and they've been with me the whole time. But we wanted to make this bigger. Well, yeah, that's amazing. We wanted to make this bigger. So we added four new people and I wasn't sure, like, you know, I'd hired them based on referrals and through YouTube videos. And I thought, yeah, these guys will work out. But I never really knew if they were going to fit in, you know, because you have to have a certain kind of temperament to be part of the show. But not only are they all like world class musicians and multi instrumentalists. Well, there's one guy, Probing Gregory, who played with Brian Wilson for like decades. And I'm like, wow, this is really cool. He's in the band. There's one song. Would you mind, like, for this one song, just dressing up like a janitor and mopping the stage for three minutes? He's like, sure, I'd love to. So they have the right state of mind.

Stephen Colbert (11:22)

Well, Al's lovely to see you again. Thanks so much for being here. Tickets to his bigger and weirder 2026 tour are available right now. Thank you for listening to the Late Show Pod show with Stephen Colbert. Just one more thing. If you want to see more of me, come to The Late Show YouTube channel for more clips and exclusives.

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