Two Worlds Collide

Summary

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The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

Episode: Two Worlds Collide

Date: September 23, 2025

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Overview

In this lively and nostalgia-soaked episode, Seth Meyers is joined by The Lonely Island (Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone) along with special guest Kenan Thompson to dive deep into the creation, legacy, and absurdity of the SNL Digital Short “Two Worlds Collide,” famously featuring Kenan as Reba McEntire. With voice note contributions from SNL writer Paula Pell (“Spivey”), this episode is an insightful, hilarious journey through how the Reba sketch was conceived, the creative risks of unexplained absurd casting, and the lasting impact of this genre-bending, boundary-pushing digital short. The group also shares personal stories, behind-the-scenes tidbits, and plenty of in-jokes, poking fun at themselves, SNL, and their ever-expanding podcast lore.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Reunion Energy & Special Guest Vibes

• The crew opens with playful banter around Yorm’s (Jorma) accident recovery, wardrobe quirks, and welcomes Kenan Thompson as the episode’s “special guest.”
• Kenan jokes about catching up on the podcast, referencing the “Laser Cats” episode ([04:28]).

2. The Vest Saga and Yorm’s Injury

• Early banter skewers Yorm’s ugly/loud vest and the suggestion that his hospital stay (following a serious fall from a ladder) might have been avoided if he’d kept wearing it—for “parachute” value ([03:39]–[05:21]).
  • Quote:
    Yorm: “I could sue you for peer pressuring me out of my parachute vest.” ([04:17])

3. Audition Bit with Kenan

• The classic Lonely Island bit: auditioning for music biopics, realizing mid-song they won’t get the part, and quickly excusing themselves.
  • Kenan delivers, starting to sing as Ray Charles—then aborts instantly ([07:17]).
  • Quote:
    Akiva: “No one needed less direction than Kenan… two seconds before the sketch started… he’d just nail it.” ([07:41])

4. Deep Dive: The Genesis of “Two Worlds Collide”

• Seth praises the short for its density, weirdness, and cleverness ([08:12]).

• Kenan explains how the character was born:

  • He’d written a Reba McEntire sketch with Spivey (Paula Pell) as a straightforward commercial parody, which didn’t make the show; the surreal sight of Kenan in a red wig as Reba, with no explanation, cracked up the writing room ([08:31]–[10:43]).
  • Notable Quote:
    Spivey: “Nobody on set acknowledges the fact that Reba is a handsome young black man in a red wig. Everyone’s just oblivious to it. That was the original joke.” ([10:45])

• The Lonely Island saw extra comedic potential in the unexplained casting and reshaped it into a digital short, debating whether to ever break the “joke” by acknowledging it ([12:30]–[12:37]).

5. Song Structure & Genre Mashups

• They riff on the classic “musical world’s collide” format (e.g., Jay-Z/Linkin Park, Aerosmith/Run DMC), and how “Two Worlds Collide” lampooned the self-seriousness of such collaborations ([13:03]).
  • Quote:
    Andy: “It’s the last thing anyone’s been waiting for.” ([14:28])

6. In-Depth Rewatch and Breakdown

• The crew cues up the short and provides a moment-by-moment commentary:

  • They laugh about costuming (Andy’s “bad hair,” Reba’s iconic brooch/belt, etc.) and the tiny details that made them crack up in editing ([19:20]–[22:14]).
  • Kenan’s performance as Reba, with a deep-voiced delivery and maximal joy, is especially celebrated ([20:03], [22:54]).
  • The escalation of the plot: from unexplained casting, to increasingly absurd and explicit lyrics (“your pussy’s the bomb”), to the mid-song reveal (“and a penis”), expertly subverts audience expectations ([27:05]–[29:50]).
    • Quote:
      Yorm: “Saying ‘your pussy’s the bomb.’ That’s not a usual thing you hear on SNL.” ([27:30])
    • Quote:
      Akiva: “It’s an incredible feat of writing that the turn was admitting the thing we all knew from the beginning.” ([30:33])

• They marvel at Lorne Michaels’ genuine love for the short, and how it received unusually effusive praise behind the scenes ([29:53], [41:07]).

7. The Real Reba’s Response & Kenan’s CMA Story

• Kenan recounts how Reba embraced the sketch, inviting him (in character as Reba) to present with her at the CMA Awards.
  • She introduced him around backstage, even to “very conservative type people,” with good humor ([39:23]–[40:11]).
  • Quote:
    Keenan: “It is literally the craziest impression, I think, on the planet. It is such a stretch. Such a stretch.” ([40:15])
  • The sketch had a long cultural tail, with artists like Ariana Grande later citing it as a favorite ([41:01]).

8. Revisiting the Original “Reba” Sketch with Spivey

• The original “Reba for American Eagle” lines are hilariously recited ([42:16]), and Jorma shares how certain oddball lines (“My husband, because he’s a dog”) still kill them ([42:20]).

9. Podcast Lore: Merch Ideas & Deep-Cut References

• Fans contribute wild merch/T-shirt suggestions based on inside jokes—e.g., “Yhormthorn with a rose,” “Ask me if I quibbied,” and “It 15” ([58:02]–[61:13]).
  • The group riffs on the absurdity of their inside jokes and takes fan suggestions seriously (and not) for future podcast merch.

10. Closing Banter, Games, and Personal Updates

• The episode rounds off with updates on Yorm’s recovery/nerve pain, success of a recent project (“Keith crossed a hundo” at the box office), and more podcast-related nerdery on word games, spelling bee, and number games ([55:47]–[71:11]).
• The hosts share warm, genuine affection for each other, their SNL days, and their community of listeners—ending with a flurry of “I love yous.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Akiva (on Kenan’s Instincts):
  “No one needed less direction than Kenan… just then would nail it.” ([07:41])

• Spivey (on the original joke):
  “But nobody on set acknowledges the fact that Reba is a handsome young black man in a red wig.” ([10:45])

• Andy:
  “It’s the last thing anyone’s been waiting for.” ([14:28])

• Yorm:
  “Saying ‘your pussy’s the bomb.’ That’s not a usual thing you hear on SNL.” ([27:30])

• Akiva:
  “It’s an incredible feat of writing that the turn was admitting the thing we all knew from the beginning.” ([30:33])

• Kenan (on the sketch’s reach):
  “It echoed pretty strong because it was just the craziest thing ever. I remember Ariana Grande…was like, I love that Reba sketch.” ([41:01])

• Kenan (on Reba at the CMA Awards):
  “She welcomed me…arm in arm with me, and she was showing me around backstage to like, very conservative type people…” ([39:26])

• Jorma (on podcast shirts):
  “Two targets over each, like, where the nipples would be, and it says, hit us in the tittis.” ([60:17])

• Andy (re: word games and missed answers):
  “I missed vagina yesterday. Just yesterday.” ([56:09])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Vest and Hospital Banter / Intro: [02:09]–[05:21]
• Kenan’s Audition Bit: [07:17]–[07:41]
• Origin of “Two Worlds Collide”: [08:12]–[10:45]
• Original Reba Sketch / Spivey’s Anecdote: [09:47]–[10:45]
• Digital Short Conception Debate: [12:30]–[13:03]
• Genre Collisions / Song Structure Discussion: [13:03]–[14:28]
• Short-by-Short Breakdown/Commentary: [19:20]–[38:46]
• Reba’s Real-Life Reaction & CMT Awards Story: [39:01]–[40:30]
• Podcast Lore & Merch Ideas: [58:02]–[61:13]
• Spelling Bee/Game Addiction & Personal Habits: [55:47]–[71:11]

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Closing Vibe

This episode captures what fans love about both SNL and The Lonely Island: creative risk-taking, joyful absurdity, and the camaraderie of writers and performers who still make each other laugh decades later. Insightful for comedy nerds and welcoming for casual listeners, “Two Worlds Collide” ends as warmly as it begins—with thank-yous, love, and an open invitation to dive deeper into all things SNL, pop culture, and Lonely Island lore.

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Transcript

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[Akiva Schaffer]

The Lonely island and Seth Meyers podcast show.

[Jorma Taccone]

All right, I'm recording from the look of Seth's.

[Andy Samberg]

From the look of his. This is not where he normally is. He's suddenly in kind of a dark, sad cave. He's probably.

[Akiva Schaffer]

And I'd love not to talk about where I Trying to keep it on the down low right now. Where I am, where I'm gonna be.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

You know, that's not important. It's not really important where we are.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Not really important where we are, what we're doing.

[Andy Samberg]

Do you have a drink, Seth? It looks like you'd have a drink.

[Akiva Schaffer]

I might have a drink, but I wanna also welcome everybody to the Lonely Island Seth Meyers podcast. And we have a special guest with us. Hi, Kenan.

[Keenan Thompson]

Hi, everybody.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Keenan Thompson.

[Andy Samberg]

I need A cowbell. I need the big boy in the morning cowbell right now so bad.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Well, I'm Keith. I'm doing it. I'm shaking my vest in there.

[Keenan Thompson]

Nice.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, that's the highest honor.

[Akiva Schaffer]

They always say when you're. When you're about to do a podcast, put on your loudest vest.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

One of the Quaid army made this for me.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Quaid army made a Qu army vest for Yorma that he's currently wearing in a hospital bed.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, my God. Can you tilt your camera down?

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Okay.

[Akiva Schaffer]

All right, Fine, fine.

[Andy Samberg]

There we go.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah. Qu army says Qu Army.

[Jorma Taccone]

My gosh.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

They wanted me to wear it on the podcast, I think, because it was. It's a loud vest.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

It's got a bunch of trash bags attached to it as well, which I thought was funny.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, because your other vest.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah, referencing my other vest.

[Jorma Taccone]

And there's no anthrax on it.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Oh, definitely not.

[Andy Samberg]

I feel great. Keenan, there'd be too much to stop and explain it to you. It's just nonsense.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah, you got to listen from the beginning, bro.

[Akiva Schaffer]

But I will say, and, Keenan, I'm very cognizant of how busy you are, and I want to make sure we don't waste your time. But I want to say one vest related thing. So, first of all, Yhoram bought a vest. Everybody said it was ugly. And then we shamed him for his vest. And then also recently, Keenan, hopefully you're up to speed. Yhorm fell off a ladder. One of our listeners wrote in and basically had a theory. And their theory was, had Yhorm been wearing his vest, do you think it was possible that when he fell off the ladder, it would have served as a parachute?

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

That's a really good positive.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Do you now all feel a little bit responsible because you shamed him into not wearing a vest that could have saved his pelvis?

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I could sue you for peer pressuring me out of my parachute vest.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh, man.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Because it did look. It did look like it could parachute that last vest.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I agree. Fully agree.

[Keenan Thompson]

Number one, I'm not caught up yet because you guys have a fucking archive going so way back. I think I'm on, like, laser cats one. Honestly.

[Jorma Taccone]

Honestly, that's pretty good.

[Akiva Schaffer]

That's pretty good.

[Keenan Thompson]

I'm catching up, but I have a ways to go. And, Yoram, I'm sorry, man. Would you break your pelvis? What happened?

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Pelvis. Sacrum. Pelvis was detached. Detached from spine. I messed that up. That's. I'm sorry. That's for corrections. It was not My sacrum. It was my pelvis that was detached from my spine.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Gotcha.

[Andy Samberg]

He's giving it to you very casually because he's on a lot of drugs and he's in the hospital, but it was horrific.

[Keenan Thompson]

Oh, man, I'm so sorry.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah, I'm. No, I'm. I'm genuinely, I think, lucky to be live. And my PT guy just. My. My guy Michael just confirmed that for me because he was like, oh, yeah, yeah, you got real lucky. You should be paralyzed.

[Keenan Thompson]

Oh, man, you're not.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

So. Yeah, I'm good.

[Akiva Schaffer]

He did. You know, I do want to make sure we inform you that he was on the ladder trying to save kids from a fire. No way. He was hanging lights.

[Keenan Thompson]

Yeah, no doubt.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

First of all, the lights that I was hanging, Keenan, are super charming.

[Akiva Schaffer]

I will say beautiful fairy lights. Gorgeous.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

And then you can decide whether it was worth it or not. Okay.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yhorm's basically the manic pixie girl of his own life. By the way, when he hit the ground, his pelvis went. Oh, Lord have mercy. Oh, I'm a pelvis.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I'm never gonna rock again.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Hey, Andy Samberg. You're here auditioning for Elvis's pelvis.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna fall off the ladder.

[Keenan Thompson]

Hey, hey, Is that ladder over there?

[Jorma Taccone]

And a three, a two, a one.

[Andy Samberg]

Drinking.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh, Lord of mercy. I've been reading for the role of Jorma's P, Elvis. I don't know what this bit is.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, what's the P stand for? I don't know. A key. Old friend. Little known fact. Elvis's pelvis was very famous. And one time he went on the Ed Sullivan show and was thrusting it back and forth. And do you know, they framed the shot above his waist so at home you wouldn't see the thrusts.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I like the history lesson.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Hey, Keenan.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah?

[Akiva Schaffer]

Andy has a bit of a. His bit is when you audition for a rock and roll biopic and you come in and you have to do. You have to sing like somebody. And then the bit is a little. A few lines into the song, you realize you're not going to get the part, and you just apologize and leave. So who do you want to do? Kenan? Who's somebody you can sing a couple lines for? Because I'm going to make you do the bit I'm going to do. I'm going to name people you've done on the show. Do you want to do Barry White? Do you want to do BB King? Do you want to do Bob Dylan?

[Jorma Taccone]

Or one that's Already been made. Like, it could be like, Kenan Thompson reading for Ray.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah. Do you want to do.

[Keenan Thompson]

Oh, that's pretty funny.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Okay, so. But again, once you just. Once you start singing, you immediately realize it's definitely going to be Jamie Foxx.

[Keenan Thompson]

Yeah, no doubt.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Hey, welcome. It's great to see you, Kenan. We're huge fans.

[Keenan Thompson]

Thank you, man. Yeah, just to remind everybody, Kenan Thompson, and I'm here reading for the part of Ray Charles.

[Akiva Schaffer]

All right, we're very excited. Whenever you're ready, Kenan.

[Andy Samberg]

She take my.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

You know what?

[Keenan Thompson]

I think I actually.

[Jorma Taccone]

I'm just gonna go.

[Keenan Thompson]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

That was perfect.

[Akiva Schaffer]

This speak a thing that anyone who's ever worked with Kenan would say. No one needed less direction than Kenan. Like, before a table read. Like, there were certain actors in our and golden era who it was worth it to really go through it with them line by line, because they had a real precision, and they wanted to know exactly what you wanted. You go up to Kenan, like, two seconds before the sketch started, you'd be like, oh, by the way, I forgot, you're playing this, this, and you talk like this. And he's like, yeah, all right. Yeah, sure. Just then would nail it.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah, I saw it.

[Andy Samberg]

Never going to drop the ball when it's past.

[Keenan Thompson]

You having a good time.

[Akiva Schaffer]

All right. Two Worlds. Coll is maybe my favorite digital short. Oh, gosh. I would have been perfectly happy if this one at all. It's so dense and so wonderful, and I don't know where to begin, but I guess maybe I'll just. Since we have you, Keenan, how do you remember it was brought to you the first time?

[Keenan Thompson]

Well, I mean, Andy came and was like, hey, we want to, like, redo that thing you tried last week. Cause I had tried the Reba thing as just like a straight up sketch, like a commercial parody, because I saw her do, like, the American Eagle ad or something to try to protect American bald eagles, and I just was recreating that with Aretha.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh, my God. Sorry to interrupt. When you said American Eagle, I thought you were talking about the jeans.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. Cindy Sweeney.

[Jorma Taccone]

And I was like, oh, my God, Reba has good genes.

[Andy Samberg]

Ooh, that's some good clickbait.

[Keenan Thompson]

And, yeah, that was kind of how it went because that didn't make sense at all because I didn't explain why I was pretending to be Reba.

[Andy Samberg]

That's why we loved it.

[Jorma Taccone]

So fucking good, though.

[Andy Samberg]

So that was your idea, and then you wrote that with Spivey, if I recall correctly. Right? Yeah. I think so now, we asked Spivey for a voice note. And so.

[Akiva Schaffer]

And just real quick, again, this was. Kenan was playing Reba with no commentary, right? Like, there was never a reason why it was Kenan playing Reba in the sketch before this week. And so here's Spivey, I think, explaining a little bit of it.

[Jorma Taccone]

Kenan, we'll cut it if it's. If she's being weird.

[Andy Samberg]

She did say you've had a falling out, and she wants to air out those grievances.

[Spivey]

Hi, guys. This is Spivey. How's everybody doing? Everybody good?

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, we're good.

[Jorma Taccone]

Thanks. Thanks.

[Spivey]

Let's see. Reba. I remember sitting with Kenan, and we were just goofing around, and he was doing his impression of Reba McEntire, which was basically just him going and then making this, like, persnickety kind of face. And I was dying. We were both dying, laughing. And I said, what if we wrote a sketch where you played Reba McIntyre just in, like, a red wig, and all you basically say is, I'm Reba, and they make that face. But it's a commercial set, so it's you playing Reba, and Reba's doing a commercial for Fiddle Faddle, which is that butter toffee popcorn treat called Fiddle Faddle.

[Andy Samberg]

So perfect thing for her to say. She.

[Spivey]

That was it, right? And she does the whole commercial. Reba. And just keeps saying, I'm Reba. But nobody on set acknowledges the fact that Reba is a handsome young black man in a red wig. Like, everyone's just oblivious to it. I think that was the original joke, and it did go to the table, but it didn't make it in. But it did. Okay. And then Yorma came. I think it was. Yorma came up to me later in the week and was like, oh, my God, that Reba thing. And I was like, yeah, we had fun writing that. And then he was like, would you care if we did it? Made it a digital short? And I was like, are you kidding me? I'd be fraking thrilled, you little stud. Anyway, yeah, so that's the story. Kiki can. Kiki probably has. Maybe he remembers better than I do, but that's how I remember it. Sweet genius, Keenan. All right. Love you guys.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Oh, man, do I love hearing her voice.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I like her. I like her. Assuming that I would remember anything.

[Keenan Thompson]

Yeah, I was just. I've been saying lately, like, we have such awesome, like, big sisters in the game. Like, our big sisters are heavy fucking hitters, man.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Like, yeah, My God, that is true. Beyond words.

[Andy Samberg]

Yes.

[Keenan Thompson]

But, yeah, I remembered. I thought we did, like, a full dress rehearsal that tanked or something like that. But maybe I'm remembering it to what we shot.

[Jorma Taccone]

I think that happened. I just know that we were obsessed with it.

[Akiva Schaffer]

I agree, Andy. I think we blocked it.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah. I remember having a shot.

[Akiva Schaffer]

I also, like, based on what the sketch was that you guys saw Kenan as Reba and the failure to acknowledge that it was strange casting as the nut of what was gonna be great in the digital short, I think we.

[Andy Samberg]

Debated whether or not to ever explain it, even in within the song. Yeah.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Ye. Whether it needed any explanation because it.

[Andy Samberg]

Was our favorite part was that it was not explained. And then we do end up explaining it.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yes. But once we started diving into the writing of it, the idea of doing basically a Rashomon.

[Akiva Schaffer]

It is Rashomon in song form was.

[Jorma Taccone]

Making us laugh so hard.

[Akiva Schaffer]

It's again, one of those digital shorts that moves so quickly, like 40 seconds in, so many things have happened, and you kind of can't. You kind of can't believe what are the famous.

[Andy Samberg]

I'm not going to remember them off top of my head, but I feel like it was a genre that they don't do that often anymore. Like, it's not Ja Rule and Ashanti necessarily. It's more when it's people from different genres of music collabing. And there's a feeling of, you know, it's not necessarily the Jay Z Linkin park stuff, but the feeling of, like, here it is, everybody datute. You know, it's Aerosmith and Run dmc. A little bit of the two worlds colliding. You've been waiting for this. Like, you didn't think it was possible that these two titans, you know, Bono and, you know, these two icons together in a Bonnie and Clyde situation, are creating music that's just gonna blow up. Not just the rock charts, but the, you know, all the different pop charts.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Public Enemy, Anthrax. That was one. Right.

[Jorma Taccone]

Well, there was the whole Judgment Night soundtrack.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Oh, yeah.

[Jorma Taccone]

Those all collabos. That's a little different than what Keeves Des. But it does bear mentioning.

[Akiva Schaffer]

But then the great thing about it as well is Andy introduces this idea, and Kenan's playing Reba and Andy's playing Andy. So it's also really funny that immediately, like, the first premise is that Andy's a titan.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Comedy prince.

[Andy Samberg]

But you're playing it with that attitude.

[Jorma Taccone]

Which already was making us laugh so hard, to be like, what if we.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Were Acting like top of the world.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Jorma Taccone]

And of course, Reba in quotes would agree with all that.

[Andy Samberg]

Yes. Because they're both acting like this is what you've been waiting. Been waiting for. It's the last thing anyone's been waiting for.

[Jorma Taccone]

Comedy Prince.

[Andy Samberg]

Why not?

[Jorma Taccone]

I don't know who the fuck this dude.

[Akiva Schaffer]

And you're so sure that it's what we've been waiting for that you can't. You literally can't wait to tell us the news.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, that's what I mean. And that's where we started for a while, like, before we really got deep into the song and realized maybe there were some turns to be had, but we were building just off those first few lines.

[Akiva Schaffer]

I feel like I also again, every time I revisit one of these, and again, I've seen him a hundred times, I'm still in my head. Like, I bet it's probably like 20 seconds in where you see Reba and it might be like three.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, yeah. Well, we gotta. We're gonna do a rewatch, Keenan. A lot of times on the ones we haven't seen, we then collectively watch it together so we can discuss support.

[Akiva Schaffer]

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[Andy Samberg]

Hey, Yorm.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Hi, Keev.

[Andy Samberg]

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[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

He nodded.

[Andy Samberg]

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[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

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[Andy Samberg]

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[Akiva Schaffer]

Yes.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

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[Akiva Schaffer]

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[Andy Samberg]

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[Akiva Schaffer]

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[Keenan Thompson]

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[Akiva Schaffer]

Should we just. Should you just start us off Keev with the rewatch?

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, I can do that.

[Akiva Schaffer]

But what else? Is there anything else we need to know before we.

[Andy Samberg]

Before we start for the setup?

[Keenan Thompson]

Oh, it's pretty loose bones, man.

[Akiva Schaffer]

But it's loose bones as an idea. But that it's like the tightest writing because it is A real story.

[Keenan Thompson]

Yeah, no, it really started to get built on.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah.

[Jorma Taccone]

Stream of consciousness meets narrative arc.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I want to know where this one got on the top 64.

[Akiva Schaffer]

It definitely made the final 16.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

That's pretty big.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, it's been a long time coming. Two of the world's greatest. America's sweetheart. Wait, I know this isn't the point, but what is this outfit?

[Jorma Taccone]

And my hair sucks.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, your hair. Your hair definitely sucks. And I actually remembered being like, oh, on the set. Like, what happened?

[Jorma Taccone]

Why do I look like.

[Andy Samberg]

I'm like, why is the top of your hair shorter than the size?

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I feel like you guys always agree about Andy's hair. I feel like he was always very good at being like, no, he's not gonna like that.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, but I don't know what happened here.

[Jorma Taccone]

I mean, it looks like how like. Like the fourth dude in a. Like a rock band in the 70s when they first invented music videos.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, he's like the bassisty guy.

[Jorma Taccone]

Like, who's that guy doing harmonies in, like, the way back with the hair that's all flat on the. In the middle and fuzzy on the sides.

[Andy Samberg]

On the sides.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Keenan Thompson]

Giving Frank Stallone.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Ooh.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

And then, I mean, I know skinny ties were popular at the moment, but there's something about it coming with the sparkly tuxedo jacket and red gloves.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah, the red gloves are killer.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Now, the other thing that. Especially now that you know what's coming, the amount just in the beginning, Keenan is in the background going.

[Jorma Taccone]

Immediately, perfect.

[Andy Samberg]

We don't know who you're supposed to be yet.

[Keenan Thompson]

I remember singing it, and you guys were like, yeah, no, keep it. It's fine.

[Andy Samberg]

And we were right.

[Jorma Taccone]

Well, we had already seen you do it. Like, it was a fully formed character.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

So good.

[Andy Samberg]

Although. Although the character just said fiddle faddle, and she wasn't singing. Okay, America's sweetheart, Ms. Reba McIntyre, confirming you are. Andy, you are not a character, even though you're dressed insanely. That's you dressed up.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

She's having a great time, too, already.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Also, there's a real, like, while we were joking about, like, the auditioning for Elvis or auditioning for Ray Charles and knowing you're not gonna get it other than who you are and how you look. It's a fantastic Reba. Like, you're dancing exactly the way Reba would dance if she was in a hip hop video. No, it's like, Reba having fun. That's the thing about watching it is. Cause eventually we're gonna get to a Turn. I kind of am with Andy through the first half of the song, where I also believe it's re.

[Keenan Thompson]

It's just so crazy. So you're just like, all right, let's go with it, I guess.

[Akiva Schaffer]

How many seconds into it are we?

[Jorma Taccone]

17.

[Andy Samberg]

17 seconds right now. But we're deep into. I mean, Reba came in around 10 seconds in.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Also, there's five seconds of digital shorts.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. With the logo.

[Akiva Schaffer]

We're 12 seconds in.

[Andy Samberg]

What is this on your. On your person right here? Do you. Can you see what my mouse is looking at?

[Keenan Thompson]

I feel like it's a brooch of some sort.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, it's very low.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah, a low brooch. Classic Reba. Low brooch.

[Keenan Thompson]

Belt buckle, maybe.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, it's. Oh, it's hanging off of a belt.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah, Yeah. I think it's like a chunky buckle.

[Andy Samberg]

You take the first verse, telling me this is catching me off guard right away. Andy's just setting you up and being like, all right, take it. And she's right away, in just classic Reba language, talking about haters in her face.

[Jorma Taccone]

You're basically getting a laugh just off the beat, dropping just that.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

It's.

[Jorma Taccone]

It's going to happen.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. And we're in. All right. We're in some sort of a barn having a hotel.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Hey, Bales.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

All right, so you know, she's country.

[Andy Samberg]

So we go from Andy's world, which is pop, right to Reba's world for her. For her verse.

[Keenan Thompson]

Two crazy big stars from Opposite World about to set this track on fire.

[Andy Samberg]

Okay. So it's still a version of intro.

[Jorma Taccone]

Two crazy big stars from Opposite Worlds.

[Keenan Thompson]

The deepest voiced reboot anybody has ever done.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Akiva Schaffer]

But everything so far is. This is what. This is how these songs would go.

[Andy Samberg]

Look at these cowboys and cowgirls you have. And you're wearing your little crown.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Queen of country.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

They're worshiping her at her country throne.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, she's the queen of country.

[Keenan Thompson]

She's a comedy prince making something out of nothing.

[Andy Samberg]

We fucked up in the studio. Ha ha. He's just elated.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

It's when we're starting to build up our hatred of Andy. Like. Yeah, let's. It would be to see what happens to this guy.

[Keenan Thompson]

He's a comedy prince taking something out of nothing.

[Andy Samberg]

I mean, that's kind of what's happening. I think this freeze frame. This is covering the look Spivey was talking about.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah, that's. That's Fiddle Faddle face right there. I really. I'm just saying there's they're making the Reba movie. And the casting. There's one person in the casting room who's like. Like, I know we're not gonna do it.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh, my God.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Kenan was the best one.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. Captured her spirit and her essence, which is more what it's about than just superficial things in the studio to make this song.

[Keenan Thompson]

But as usual, when we ended up.

[Andy Samberg]

No Doubt goes right past Andy, like he does. It's the brain dead response. He doesn't think anyone's gonna judge it. No one's gonna judge that.

[Akiva Schaffer]

35 seconds in. And also, as usual. So we've established you guys have just met, and yet we're also.

[Andy Samberg]

This is the.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah.

[Jorma Taccone]

That's the baseline.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah.

[Jorma Taccone]

For me and Reeves.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. The blowing past it with a no doubt is.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah, no doubt.

[Andy Samberg]

With a proud no doubt. As if he just said, like, we end up flexing on everybody.

[Akiva Schaffer]

No Doubt.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

That basically is saying you didn't hear what you just thought you heard.

[Keenan Thompson]

But as usual, when we ended up no doubt.

[Andy Samberg]

Flash back to when I first met Reba. Sitcom dressing room, puffing on. Chiba said I wasn't. I love. It's got the Reba logo on the door. So we're really. We're at CBS Radford or something. Oh.

[Keenan Thompson]

What?

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Andy walks in, Gini looks over, smoke a weed, and just gives this look of just like, oh, oh, I got.

[Andy Samberg]

A fish on the line. Yeah. Andy, you're wearing a Reba shirt.

[Jorma Taccone]

Clearly a big fan, Right? Which I am.

[Andy Samberg]

Yep. The Reba logo from the sitcoms on the wall. We got Reba's feather boa hanging over here. We know where we are.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Believable. Reba dresses on the rack. Lot of sequence, attention to deets.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

So far, she's still Reba.

[Andy Samberg]

Back to when I first met Reba. Sitcom dressing room, puffing on Chiba said I was a fan. She said Ruby dropped her D. What do we have here? Is that. Oh, well, hello there. Are you. First line says, prove. Said I was a fan. She said Ruby dropped her denim skirt and said, hop to it. Oh, no. It's all children who want your autograph.

[Jorma Taccone]

It escalates so fast.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, I just love how you never change tones, Andy. You're just like, yup, that happened. And then this happened.

[Jorma Taccone]

It's the retelling.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. It's all bragging.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Also, I like that Reba's the one who always heightens how dirty it is. Like, you say you made love and. And Rea wants to make sure it's more like.

[Jorma Taccone]

More like we. Oh, My God.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Hop to it.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Bunch of kids who are trying to get Rea's autograph, but they're not answering the door for a lot of obvious reasons.

[Keenan Thompson]

Not now, kids.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Drop a skirt.

[Andy Samberg]

Said that. Joint hanging out of your mouth. Trying to interrupt, but the monographs can wait, cuz this is way too strong. I can't leave it alone because.

[Keenan Thompson]

Oh my God.

[Andy Samberg]

What the hell? Yeah. Not okay on. So Reva, Now I'm even more confused because. Are you Reba? Reba can't say any of this stuff starts to spiral so hard. And Andy's been so respectful about Reba, and now her pussy's the bomb.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah, well, facts is facts.

[Akiva Schaffer]

And then. Yeah, that Reba wants to really hammer that home and echo it.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I think I was always really proud when we got lines like that onto SNL of saying like, your pussy's the bum. That's not like a usual thing you hear on snl?

[Andy Samberg]

No. That shouldn't be on the national broadcasting.

[Akiva Schaffer]

No, no.

[Keenan Thompson]

That kicked down a lot of current doors. But these n words keep on tripping so I stay on my grind and drop these hits Cuz I can't go back to strip and you're my best.

[Jorma Taccone]

Friend But I snuck in and I'm Reba.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. What was this little cutaway? Just being dragged into a. A bathroom stall to do some.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah, it was just like how many times they make love.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jorma Taccone]

They can't keep their hands off each other.

[Akiva Schaffer]

But then it's weird now I've said that Reba keeps making it dirtier. But then you say, you're my undercover. What is it?

[Jorma Taccone]

Freak.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Freak.

[Akiva Schaffer]

You're my undercover freak.

[Andy Samberg]

And then Revis says, and you're my best.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Best friend.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, she's. She's sweeter now.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah, man.

[Andy Samberg]

It's continually pulling the rug out front of you.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

So confusing.

[Andy Samberg]

Also, Reba used to strip, I guess.

[Keenan Thompson]

And you're my best friend, but our families don't approve.

[Andy Samberg]

That's right, cuz I'm a city boy.

[Keenan Thompson]

And I'm a country girl and I'll never leave your sweet balls blue.

[Andy Samberg]

So it takes a little side to be like a. Yeah, it turns into a like, country mouse and city mouse.

[Jorma Taccone]

Exactly.

[Andy Samberg]

Just. Just making it really wholesome.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Also, it is really fun that you guys have referenced back to a sketch nobody saw and just had Keenan say I'm Reba in the middle of the story.

[Jorma Taccone]

You had to get it in there.

[Andy Samberg]

He knew it was her catchphrase.

[Jorma Taccone]

That's the catchphrase. When you hear a good catchphrase you know it.

[Andy Samberg]

And her show is called Reba, so. Oh, but I love that. That was like a whole other.

[Jorma Taccone]

It's funny when I see the title of it. I just read Reba.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah, you're wrong.

[Andy Samberg]

Exclamation point. You're reading it wrong. You're just flat out mispronouncing it. The fact that this took a two line joke. Just journey into a lifetime movie, entire plot about city boy. They have a fantasy version of themselves that they are letting us know and.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Their families don't approve. So now it's like a real.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh my God.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Are. Are they going to end up together?

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, they're star crossed lovers. It's as old as Romeo and Juliet.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

You definitely think that that's the story that you're going to be following now.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. Big broad shoulders and a red ass.

[Keenan Thompson]

Weave and a penis.

[Andy Samberg]

Damn.

[Akiva Schaffer]

She.

[Andy Samberg]

I don't know if I've ever seen Lauren laugh more at something we made in our entire time there. Not really than that moment at dress rehearsal when he. Because he didn't know what we were doing all week. Of course, I'm sure he gets whispers of like, oh, they're doing something with Keenan with the Reba, but has not seen anything. He's watching cold like usual. And that line, it just killed as hard as I've seen anything kill with Lauren. Yeah.

[Keenan Thompson]

Is that the first time we admit we're actually breaking it, that we know that I'm dude kind of thing?

[Jorma Taccone]

That is the first moment.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yes. That's definitely the moment halfway through.

[Jorma Taccone]

And then we slowly fill in the rest of the information.

[Andy Samberg]

You've recently said your pussy's the bomb.

[Jorma Taccone]

Right, Right.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Well, yeah, you're kind of, you know, changing course on that.

[Akiva Schaffer]

It's an incredible feat of writing that the turn was admitting the thing we all knew from the beginning. Like you actually, you built a willing suspension of disbelief and then had the main character be like, come on.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

No, it's the first thing.

[Akiva Schaffer]

No, it's the first thing.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, it's so nice that it's an aside as well. Like maybe Andy didn't hear that.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Well, Andy doesn't hear anything.

[Akiva Schaffer]

No, nothing changes Andy's at all.

[Andy Samberg]

By the way, the character Andy, right, With the one with flat hair on the top and big poofy hair on side.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh my God.

[Andy Samberg]

I got a sense that everyone will just think it's me because he calls me Andy at the beginning. And I work at snl, the Frank Stallone time type.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Never considered myself a prince of comedy.

[Keenan Thompson]

And a penis God damn, she fly.

[Andy Samberg]

All she want to do is me. I'm a lucky guy.

[Keenan Thompson]

I'm a guy too.

[Andy Samberg]

My friends think I should dump her. They say she's a man who found a wig in a dumpster.

[Keenan Thompson]

Your friends are smart.

[Andy Samberg]

N re. They're just jealous cuz I'm dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas.

[Keenan Thompson]

Hanging like my nuts.

[Andy Samberg]

The swing is.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I remember being so happy about the progression of all of those last lines.

[Jorma Taccone]

All of them just, hey, I like my nuts.

[Andy Samberg]

That's the second reveal. It's another reveal that he has nuts. I guess we knew about the penis now.

[Akiva Schaffer]

But I'm a got to but the nuts. And then, well. Cause now it seems like your dance.

[Andy Samberg]

Move with it is all time.

[Akiva Schaffer]

It's unbelievable. I feel like right now Kenan's character is really trying to tell Andy and he's just realized Andy's not gonna listen.

[Andy Samberg]

Your friends are smart.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Your friends are smart is maybe the line I think resonates the most with me.

[Andy Samberg]

Andy's still gonna deny it. Oh, God.

[Akiva Schaffer]

It's just so funny if you like said to a girl, like, none of my friends think you're right for me.

[Andy Samberg]

The person says, your friends are smart.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

No, Reeves, they're just jealous.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, he's still gonna deny it. I just want to point out one little small thing though, before we move on this is that we're watching on the SNL's YouTube post post SNL digital short Two Worlds Collide featuring Reba McIntyre.

[Akiva Schaffer]

It's one of my favorite names.

[Andy Samberg]

That's so. That is not okay. It's not featuring it, maybe you could say featuring Reba.

[Akiva Schaffer]

But it's really great.

[Andy Samberg]

You said word up too. You agree. You're like, yeah, they're just liars.

[Jorma Taccone]

They're just liars. Not taking in any information.

[Andy Samberg]

No. You are not agreeing. You're like, yeah, the opposite of what you said.

[Jorma Taccone]

Well, I mean, the character Andy in this situation is just so gassed on being with a celeb.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. An equally big star, but from a different world.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Now there's this real great tone shift where who we have been led to believe is Reba just tells us their story. Yeah, that's right. And I like that it goes back to the day of their birth, which is the other line I think of all the time.

[Andy Samberg]

Another great dance move. There's a lot to talk about, so feel free to go back, but this is the most you've ever looked like a Muppet in your whole life. You can picture the puppeteer's hand. Like, doing your head with the floppy muppet hair on top.

[Jorma Taccone]

It's a fucking performance for the ages.

[Andy Samberg]

King, you're strolling to 30 Rock Dance.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh, my God. It makes me laugh.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Can I ask Jormz? Ever since I came out my mom's butt, a Jormlang.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

No, I don't. I don't know where that came from.

[Akiva Schaffer]

I'm still bad. I'm still bad at guessing who wrote which line.

[Jorma Taccone]

It's either Keevrey Orm.

[Andy Samberg]

I think it might have been me, guys.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah, I think it was Keith.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

My mama's butt.

[Jorma Taccone]

I knew I was destined for greatness. So now we've switched. We now are getting the backstory. This is the Rashomon.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. I love this first shot. Sitting on a hay bale, all alone in the.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah, it's majestic.

[Andy Samberg]

Looking up at a pool of moonlight I assume above you, just remembering the past and.

[Akiva Schaffer]

No, I really like that. There's no moment where Andy feels embarrassed or Keenan feels ashamed of what he's done. Everything here is just, like, real positive.

[Jorma Taccone]

That's right.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah.

[Jorma Taccone]

Well, I mean, everyone's getting what they want.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Jorma Taccone]

Now there is a thing that's another layer of it that's weird, which is I'm playing me. Then we see Kenan, who is clearly Keenan, but he's playing a. A crazy man. I mean, crazy is a loaded word, but you know what I mean? He's like a guy wandering around digging up wigs out of dumpsters.

[Keenan Thompson]

Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah, that's pretty great.

[Andy Samberg]

Is this the greatness he was destined for? He was. He goes straight from, I knew I was done for greatness. I looked in a dumpster.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Such a hard turn from greatness to digging in Dumpster.

[Akiva Schaffer]

So he kind of looks around like, you're not allowed to take a wig out of a dumpster.

[Andy Samberg]

I just can't believe he's found such a treasure. He's like, somebody's gonna miss this. This. Did you guys know that this was in here? Is this okay?

[Keenan Thompson]

So I put it right on and took a stroll right over to 30 Rock.

[Andy Samberg]

In case there's any confusion, it's your full name. And we're at 30 Rock in front of the NBC sign.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Like, Andy, you're performers walking up and just, like. Just so earnestly stupid. Just like, oh, my God, you're Reba McIntyre. Like, dumb as a post.

[Andy Samberg]

Wait, let's check out if your hair is Andy hair again. Hold on. I got to get to the shot of you from the front it's still not very Andy, though. You still were like, comb it all forward.

[Jorma Taccone]

In a weird way, I was dealing with a bad haircut. It's my one big regret about Reba.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

The short. I believe this is your clothes, though, not wardrobe, but maybe it is.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah. I think that is.

[Andy Samberg]

I feel like I recognize the yellow shirt. Those are your clothes. So we.

[Jorma Taccone]

Those are my clothes.

[Andy Samberg]

So this is really you, just to be clear.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah. But, you know, this is the. The character Kenan was playing. Perspective on what happened. Different from meeting backstage at the Reba show.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah.

[Keenan Thompson]

Right eye contact is just, like, real strong right there. Holy Reva McIntyre.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

And him. Him reiterating SNL is just like, Jesus.

[Andy Samberg]

So excited.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

30 Rock SNL.

[Akiva Schaffer]

An incredible amount of restraint that you guys were, you know, three or four years into your time before you rhymed. 30 Rock Dirty.

[Andy Samberg]

Thank you.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Restraint.

[Andy Samberg]

Ah.

[Jorma Taccone]

You got to build to that kind of thing.

[Andy Samberg]

The audience was ready.

[Jorma Taccone]

You got to. You got to earn that.

[Andy Samberg]

How do they respond? Let's listen. How does the audience respond to that? Two worlds collide. We, the new body and Clyde. From hay stacks to maybacks Our love will survive.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

There's that one sad. There's that one kind of like, really pathetic shot of leading Andy away, and it seems like you're like Lenny from Of Mice and Men.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. You're putting a hand on his back, like, over here, taking him behind the barn to put a bullet in his head.

[Jorma Taccone]

And do we think the look back is the character Andy realizing that it's kind of a little stronger than Reva might be?

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, there's something. Yeah, there's something. It's not going to stop him, but he is a little. Like who?

[Jorma Taccone]

Like, from what I know of Reba.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Jorma Taccone]

And I know a lot. As has been established.

[Andy Samberg]

It feels like a firm, big hand on my back. Yeah.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Also, Reba, real pushy.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Like, you're not the aggressor in this flirtation. Yeah.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

We need to go somewhere alone right now.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Jorma Taccone]

On the dance move, too. I get whiffed a little bit there.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, you're a little. You're getting spun.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

You're like, whoa. Getting yanked back, so.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Oh, man. Wow. I like hearing that. That was one of the tops for you, Seth.

[Akiva Schaffer]

I love it so much. It's perfect. Everything about it's perfect. And then maybe my favorite thing about it is that Reba loved it.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yes. That was thrilling.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Kenan then dressed as Reba and appeared on stage with Reba at the country music awards.

[Andy Samberg]

Yep.

[Akiva Schaffer]

DMAs and I just have always adored that about Reba, that she saw that and was like, like, well, heck, ain't that a good time?

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

She was like, yes, please.

[Keenan Thompson]

It is literally the craziest impression, I think, on the planet. It is such a stretch. Such a stretch.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Wait, how was she at the cma? Like, was that a fun great.

[Keenan Thompson]

Like, she welcomed me. Like, she was arm in arm with me, and she was showing me around backstage to, like, very conservative type people. You know, they. Like one of the country singer dudes. I forget his name, but he's like, like, 6 foot 9 or something. Like, was in print, something, something. But he was like, oh, that's. That's pretty funny. Look at that. You got something too, man. You guys doing something funny?

[Akiva Schaffer]

Oh, my God.

[Andy Samberg]

These pictures of me back to back with her.

[Keenan Thompson]

Yeah.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

And these emerald gowns.

[Jorma Taccone]

What a treat that. She was so cool about it and so handsome.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

It's great.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah.

[Keenan Thompson]

She's so cool about it. Yeah.

[Jorma Taccone]

And did you go in and write what you guys did for the presenting, or was it something. How did it come about?

[Keenan Thompson]

I think they just called and were like, we want you to just do a presenting this thing with Reba real quick. And I don't think I did much of the writing necessarily, because it was pretty straightforward, what the joke was.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yes.

[Akiva Schaffer]

I'm sure it was a lot of Reba being like, now hold on there. I'm Reba.

[Keenan Thompson]

Yeah. Now wait a minute. Who's really. You can't tell.

[Andy Samberg]

So it wasn't right away. Cause the week we're on. On the show I'm looking here, was November 21, 2009. And the CMT Music Awards at the Bridgestone arena were June 9, 2010.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

So it stuck with her. She was like, yeah, I know what I'm gonna do.

[Andy Samberg]

We're like, seven months later.

[Keenan Thompson]

Yeah, it echoed pretty strong because it was just the craziest thing ever. I remember Ariana Grande was like, when I first, like, really spent time with her, she was like, I love that Reba sketch.

[Jorma Taccone]

Bless her heart.

[Andy Samberg]

That's amazing.

[Keenan Thompson]

Thank you guys for those laughs. Cause, man, what a blast from the past that was.

[Andy Samberg]

That was a treat to revisit. Going on again about Lauren's laugh afterwards. The love I got from Lauren for the whole thing was, I think, the most of any short we ever did.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Wow.

[Andy Samberg]

Like, at the after party, like, coming up, being like, that one and even. And I think the same goes for people like Higgins and stuff. People that don't give it up that easily were giving it up in a way that they did not give it up for, as I mentioned on, like, the I'm in a Boat episode where it was kind of like, oh, yeah, nice work. This was like a. No, no, no. This is the one. This is the funniest one. Wow. And that probably includes you, Seth. Honestly. Cause you loved it.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Well, first of all, it's a banger. It's super catchy. It's a great song. There's so much comedy as well that never gets in the way of how good the music is.

[Jorma Taccone]

Sure.

[Akiva Schaffer]

And you just. I don't know, you just want to listen to it.

[Jorma Taccone]

It's also. I'm gonna say it not to make you uncomfortable, Kenan, but it's the power key.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah.

[Jorma Taccone]

It's the. I think it's the only time that you are, like, fully front and center in one of our shorts in that way. And your. Your power is great.

[Keenan Thompson]

Oh, man. Thank you, man. But, yes, it wouldn't be nothing if you guys didn't pick it up off the floor, because that should be.

[Akiva Schaffer]

This is the line I'm looking at, the Reba for American Eagle sketch.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh. Oh, I see.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Here's a line. Please join me in the fight to save the American bald eagle. You know, I'm married to a bald beagle. My husband, because he's a dog. And then Ryan Reynolds said, reeve, I'm.

[Andy Samberg]

Sorry, on these next ones, can you.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Just stick to what's on the cards?

[Andy Samberg]

She had just volunteered that she was riffing.

[Akiva Schaffer]

She was riffing at a PSA for the American bald eagle.

[Andy Samberg]

Can you see this line here? One more fist full of fiddle faddle, and I'm popping out of my Spanx. But that's me. I'm just. Reva, I didn't want to make you do it in character. I just wanted to.

[Akiva Schaffer]

The other thing, if I can sort of back up Andy's point. I also think Lorne. I think we all know Lorne fucking loves himself some Kenan.

[Jorma Taccone]

That's right.

[Akiva Schaffer]

And so I think for Lauren, it was two worlds collide. It wasn't Andy and Reva, but it was like a digital short. And Kenan, I'm sure he was like, this is what I've been waiting for.

[Andy Samberg]

Those two worlds collide was true.

[Akiva Schaffer]

He's like, this was my new body, Clyde.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, my gosh.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Haystacks to Maybacks is a genuinely great.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

That is a good line.

[Akiva Schaffer]

A great line for a song about a hip hop person and country singer. Well, doing a.

[Jorma Taccone]

Obviously, that was me.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Dope.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Anything dope.

[Andy Samberg]

Pretty sure. Beyonce says it on that last record she did.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh, my God.

[Keenan Thompson]

Don't even play Hay Stacks to Maybacks. That's how we do, right?

[Andy Samberg]

She would have said Maybacks to Hay Stacks. More to the trajectory, but yeah. Oh, my God.

[Jorma Taccone]

Maybacks are having a real moment.

[Andy Samberg]

Moment.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Real moment in. In music.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Really?

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Loved him.

[Keenan Thompson]

So, Yoram, how long you in the bed for?

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Well, the bummer part of this is that I can't move one of my legs. I can't bear weight on one of my legs for six weeks, and I can't bear weight on the other one for 12. So I'm pretty in terms of, like, when I can even start to walk again.

[Jorma Taccone]

But at six weeks, you could enter that. That sack race.

[Keenan Thompson]

Yes, do that Sack race.

[Andy Samberg]

Race.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

You're talking about the big one, right? You're talking about the big one that happens in Brooklyn.

[Jorma Taccone]

The big sack race. We've been talking about Brooklyn Sack.

[Akiva Schaffer]

I only like that, Andy, because I saw it coming.

[Jorma Taccone]

You saw.

[Akiva Schaffer]

The urgency when you said in six weeks.

[Jorma Taccone]

I was like, you saw my eyes start spinning like a.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Well, I. Well, I actually have to say a three legged race is probably what you meant, right?

[Jorma Taccone]

I call it a sack race.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, sack race. You're just both legs fully hopping in a sack.

[Jorma Taccone]

And I wanted to also say, you saw my eyes start spinning like a slot machine. I didn't get anything out how I wanted. I said a casino machine.

[Andy Samberg]

A casino machine.

[Jorma Taccone]

I'm tired, man.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Hey, we missed a really.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

This is late for us. This is a late one, guys.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yoram, I did a listen back, and you had a really good joke that none of us, Keith and I both missed. Yorm forgot Yorm could not pull the name Elton John last week.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Oh, yes. You guys both missed it. I thought I was gonna get a little.

[Andy Samberg]

What was the joke?

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I was gonna get a little bit more love.

[Akiva Schaffer]

He goes, oh, I think he's friends with that guy who wrote Spare, which is another name.

[Andy Samberg]

Neither of you guys commented on it.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I couldn't remember Elton John's name.

[Keenan Thompson]

That's equivalent to what I did yesterday on a podcast when I couldn't recall Moesha.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh, no.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

And how did you describe the person to get there?

[Keenan Thompson]

I was like, what was Brandy's TV show called?

[Andy Samberg]

You know, the one where she played a character named Moesha? What was that one?

[Jorma Taccone]

What was the name? The guy in Happy Gilmore. Happy Gilmore.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Got it.

[Andy Samberg]

This is very close to a hot rod joke. The song about the guy whose grandma got run over by a reindeer.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Oh, speaking of hot rod, some congratulations are in order. The hot rod suit went for 3x, what the auction house thought it would go for.

[Jorma Taccone]

Wow.

[Andy Samberg]

So.

[Jorma Taccone]

So three bucks.

[Akiva Schaffer]

18 grand.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh, my God.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah, they thought it was going to be three to six grand. It went for 18 grand. A lot of people commented, not enough money to save. Frank.

[Andy Samberg]

We gotta get a picture of whoever. Whoever got that.

[Jorma Taccone]

Wow, that's a good joke.

[Akiva Schaffer]

And sadly, the Shaka teeth still no buyers.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Oh, that's so fucking weird. That's so weird that my.

[Andy Samberg]

Kenan, you don't have to stay for us. Referring to previous episodes, things.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yes, but that was the best visit of all time, Kenan.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

No, that was lovely, Kenan.

[Andy Samberg]

You've done more than is required of you.

[Akiva Schaffer]

We had enough. It was the best to see you.

[Keenan Thompson]

It's so good to see you guys.

[Andy Samberg]

Such a nice guest.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Bye, Keenan. We love you so much. You're the best.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Love you, dude.

[Keenan Thompson]

I love you guys too. It's so good to see your faces and laughs.

[Jorma Taccone]

You too, buddy.

[Andy Samberg]

Kisses.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Love you.

[Andy Samberg]

Love you, bud.

[Jorma Taccone]

Later.

[Keenan Thompson]

Later.

[Jorma Taccone]

Bye, dude.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Bye. Bye.

[Akiva Schaffer]

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[Andy Samberg]

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[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

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[Andy Samberg]

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[Akiva Schaffer]

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[Andy Samberg]

That sounds very easy. Yorm. I'm liking this, but I don't know if I just want to jump in. What if I want to change my mind?

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[Akiva Schaffer]

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[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I now I gotta. I'm gonna. I'm gonna leave because I'm gonna get on a wheelchair.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Okay.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

And go over to the other side of the room because I gotta get a prop and then I'm gonna bring it back here, so.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Okay. Talk about, we'll talk about some word game stuff while you're gone.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, we want to See more of the crafts. Yeah, yeah. This is a great.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah, I did Quibi today.

[Akiva Schaffer]

You did Quibi? That's.

[Jorma Taccone]

Did Quibi. Yeah, I did.

[Andy Samberg]

Guys, I didn't want to say while yorms on, but I still don't know what the spare musical joke is. I don't know what spare.

[Jorma Taccone]

It was an old episode.

[Andy Samberg]

He.

[Jorma Taccone]

He couldn't remember Prince Harry's name. Prince Harry.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, and he wrote the book Spare? Because he's like.

[Jorma Taccone]

He's the guy who wrote spare. And we were like, what?

[Andy Samberg]

Yes, it was a Prince Harry re. But I didn't remember that that was the book because I weirdly didn't read it.

[Akiva Schaffer]

It was weird. I agree. When he said it, I was like, oh. Also, you know, when yhorm says something, you don't think it's a trenchant callback, but it was.

[Andy Samberg]

It was good. The audience. The Quaid's got it. Understand?

[Akiva Schaffer]

The Quaid's got it.

[Jorma Taccone]

Wormed rap, sneaky jams.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Oh, so that's a sneaky jam.

[Andy Samberg]

That's very good. Very good.

[Jorma Taccone]

I laughed quite a bit listening to the episode. I missed, by the way. Just very enjoyable.

[Andy Samberg]

Was it like hanging with us? Like others of ourselves?

[Jorma Taccone]

It was like hanging with you guys. I got the appeal.

[Andy Samberg]

Hey, wait. This might have been like a. I can't just brush past this. Was this a little bit of a breakthrough moment? Another one. We're chipping away.

[Jorma Taccone]

I obviously really enjoyed busting on Yorm for not remembering Elton John. I enjoyed Keeve calling you guys out on your hot takes about liking Hamilton and Book of Mormon.

[Akiva Schaffer]

It was such a bummer.

[Andy Samberg]

Shit.

[Akiva Schaffer]

When Keev did that, I was like, oh, that is what we're doing.

[Jorma Taccone]

Can I just say, I actually loved it.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I knew this is controversial. Okay, guys, I'm back. So when we were talking about Hot Rod just now, I don't know how that came up, but we like to talk about it. This is one of the gifts that I received.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Oh, wow.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

It's a pillow. And we'll put in the show notes or whatever, because. Thank you, whoever made this. Because I don't know who made this, but it is a redux of the painting that Frank is drawing of Rod where he's getting humped from behind by a horse. And instead, somebody removed the horse and put a ladder. And removed Rod's face and put my face. So I'm getting humped by a ladder.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. Wearing the hot rod suit that you've been wanting.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

And then it says, I'm an idiot.

[Jorma Taccone]

Which is apropos Also, the background is.

[Andy Samberg]

Starry Night, which I believe it is in yes.

[Jorma Taccone]

For no reason. We were like, make it Starry Night.

[Akiva Schaffer]

It's really good. It's really good.

[Andy Samberg]

That's just Frank's.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Well, it's because he's a good artist.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Hey. There was a secret MVP in the last episode who I had to text today to say it was the highlight of my week. The Liz Kakowski ad read.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Oh God.

[Andy Samberg]

I enlisted her for Viori because we got some viori stuff for her.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

It's really good, Keev.

[Akiva Schaffer]

It's so funny and so good.

[Jorma Taccone]

I skipped the ads now. I don't know what I'm missing.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Oh God, Keev. It's like Stiller and Meera on.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I'm a little bit like, are we funny?

[Andy Samberg]

The grumpy husband and the. The wife who's. Who's sun. Who's being sunshiny and doing good jokes.

[Akiva Schaffer]

She's being really perky and like thanking Vori for the good stuff. And every time she like references, like, tries to get a response from Keev, he's like, yeah, man, I guess so. Really flat.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

It's like he can't get her off.

[Andy Samberg]

I don't know if I feel like it comes across, but I recorded it on my back. Like we're, you know, clothing on, but like we were just laying in a bed and I was like, oh shit, we forgot to do a vuoriad. Let's just do it into our phone. And I just got out voice notes on the phone. I'm just holding it like this and I'm like, huh? You can like hear that there's no air coming out of my. Wow. And she like sat up and he's like, I love it, blah, blah. And I'm like, uh huh, cool.

[Akiva Schaffer]

She at the end says, you know what you say at the end of a commercial about tennis? And Keeva goes, what? And she goes, ad out.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh yeah.

[Akiva Schaffer]

And Keev goes, I don't get it. I don't understand enough about tennis to get it.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

It's a good joke.

[Andy Samberg]

That's shit all over it. She goes, it's clever.

[Akiva Schaffer]

She does yell. It's clever. Oh, not to throw a little shade, but you know, last week Jeff jumped on to basically defend himself over how bad your audio was, Keith, on that voice note.

[Andy Samberg]

Yep.

[Akiva Schaffer]

And a bunch of our listeners just wanted to point out, and I was like, Jeff to hear it, that his audio was super shitty when he started talking.

[Andy Samberg]

Even when he came on.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah, when he came on.

[Andy Samberg]

I did not know what audio is supposed to sound like that might be.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I'm the guy who runs our podcast.

[Jorma Taccone]

Which is what you want in a podcast guy.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Look, we got him for rock bottom prices.

[Akiva Schaffer]

We're thrilled for what we got him for.

[Andy Samberg]

We're thrilled.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

We're thrilled.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Hey, Andy, have you played Pips? Everybody wants to know if you're playing Pips. The New York Times.

[Jorma Taccone]

I have played Pips. I'm letting everyone know right now. I'm not gonna be doing Pips.

[Akiva Schaffer]

I'm not a number game guy.

[Jorma Taccone]

No, that's not what I got into this for. I'm in the wga, not the math ga. You know what I mean?

[Andy Samberg]

Good. I did Pips once.

[Jorma Taccone]

I'll do Pips on easy. Like, if I'm out of shit and I'm like, I can't fall asleep.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Right, right, right. Yeah. Like at Medium Pips, I'm already immediately mad.

[Jorma Taccone]

I spent one day. One day I delved into Pips and I did all three levels and I was like, that took me entirely too long. It's not satisfying. I already have all these fucking other ones to do that I have to do.

[Andy Samberg]

Legally?

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Oh, yeah. For your sponsorships.

[Andy Samberg]

Legally. Oh, no.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah. But I did. I did get queen bee today, and Seth didn't. He had to use hints.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Also, two days ago, I tell Andy what words I miss the next day. And two days ago, I missed the word vagina. And I wrote to Andy, I missed vagina yesterday. Spare me or just jokes. And he wrote, just yesterday.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah, I missed vagina yesterday. Just yesterday.

[Andy Samberg]

That's a classy. There's so many ways to go with.

[Akiva Schaffer]

It, by the way. I miss vagina.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Monzerial. Set em up, knock em down. Kai.

[Akiva Schaffer]

I think I'm just, like, a little too highbrow. I miss vagina all the time. You know which other word I miss all the time? Which I kind of can't believe based on the words, they don't accept that dildo.

[Jorma Taccone]

Dildo? Yeah.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Like, I feel like dildo's in, like, every other B. I was texting with.

[Jorma Taccone]

Rob Klein's wife, Lucy, because she does the B as well, and we both pretty ticked off today that they didn't accept pee hole or poop hole.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah, there was. There were a couple ones that.

[Jorma Taccone]

I mean, those are not words, but it was still infuriating.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah, look, you're. I mean, because again, we're doing it to have fun.

[Jorma Taccone]

I mean, they're probably just hyphen words. Hyphenated.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah, that's true. What was the other one? There was something else today. Now I'm looking at it to see something else that made me mad. Oh, like piggy. I feel like P, I, G, G, I, E. Come on, that's not a word.

[Jorma Taccone]

No, I tried.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Oh, you're gonna just enjoy this, Andy. So I was doing a Q and A with my audience, which I do every night.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah.

[Akiva Schaffer]

And the questions were just based on the world we're living in. A little dark. Okay. And I was being earnest in my answers. And then this very friendly face woman raised her hand. She goes, I just want to switch things up with a fun question. I go, oh, my God, thank you so much. She goes, do you have any pets? And it.

[Andy Samberg]

Was, that. Was it a joke?

[Akiva Schaffer]

It was not a joke. And like, oh, that's great.

[Andy Samberg]

That's great.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Half the audience. Half the audience gasp. And then it was so fun to explain to this woman. I go, I am so sorry about what I'm going to tell you.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

You asked the perfect question with the perfect.

[Jorma Taccone]

Do I have any pets?

[Akiva Schaffer]

A lot of people have been sending in merch ideas and I want to show you this one.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Oh, hey, did we get a. Did we get response on, like, best shirt that I could design.

[Akiva Schaffer]

But what do you guys think of this one? Can you see this, Andy?

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Oh, nice.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, it's Frisbee's bones holding a Frisbee.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Frisbee holding a Frisbee that says Quaid Army. It's a little. But it's. I did enjoy it.

[Andy Samberg]

It's pretty good.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I feel like if we're going to go dark with Frisbee, we could go like metal dark.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

If people give us. If people give us a design. I know that that's a little like, like taboo in the design world to get free designs from people.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Right. We did have a lot of people. Not. That was. That was somebody who made the designs. There's a lot of people, a lot of people who are just like, hey, maybe something like this.

[Andy Samberg]

Got it.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Like, a lot of people were like an Andy faced quado coming out of the stomach of the T shirt. These are ideas for T shirts.

[Andy Samberg]

An Andy faced quatto, if it's Andy. And then the quado coming out of Andy's stomach is Frisbee. That'd be interesting to see.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh, see, now that's something I'd be interested in seeing.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Andy Samberg]

So Andy's all dead eyed because he's gone dark. Because the quado is taking his life energy when it's out, right?

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah, right.

[Andy Samberg]

He's Just the vessel, you're saying in the design.

[Jorma Taccone]

I thought you were describing me at present, and I was like, no, you'll.

[Andy Samberg]

Just be, like, asleep on the couch or something. And then there's a Frisbee talking with a cement and a Molson, obviously.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Can I ask you guys a question? How many of you guys have peed into your urinal during this zoom?

[Jorma Taccone]

Did you do it during?

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah, just now. I did it.

[Andy Samberg]

That's so good. Congratulations.

[Jorma Taccone]

Thanks for showing us the piss also.

[Akiva Schaffer]

That's great.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Well, because I didn't want you to think I was a liar again.

[Akiva Schaffer]

We. This is. Let's be honest, this is a kind of a deep cut podcast, and I feel like the people listen to it, listen to it all, which is great. And a lot of the ideas for T shirts are so deep cut that they made me really laugh. Like, someone just said, here's an idea on the job with psychedelic, wavy letters.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, I like that.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Ask me if I quibbied.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah. Love.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, these are good.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Like, it's this really. These are really.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, but they're wearable. Those are more wearable than, like, disgusting graphics.

[Akiva Schaffer]

All caps. Yhormthorn with a rose on it.

[Jorma Taccone]

Wait, I have a pitch. Yeah, I have a pitch. Two targets over each, like, where the nipples would be, and it says, hit us in the tittis.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Gotcha. Yeah, and then people might hit you while you wear.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah.

[Jorma Taccone]

I mean, that's their prerogative.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Oh, someone just said, I don't know what's on the front, but I think the back should have a big image of Jack Quaid cooking up Mac and cheese with a. With a voice bubble that says, hey, Quaid, what you cooking?

[Jorma Taccone]

I know no one really care about this, but on the job, we would have to cut in Joanna and both of her siblings, because that's the job. Obsession was from them. Yeah.

[Akiva Schaffer]

I'd wear a T shirt that's just a mug that says mugless on it. I think that would be a real conversation starter.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah.

[Akiva Schaffer]

And another one that I'd wear is a goose saying, not a gonk.

[Andy Samberg]

Not a gonk.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Love that one.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Oh, and this one. This one took me a second, but I really like a T shirt that says it 15. What? It 15. Which is. It is what it is.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, the 15 for my wedding anniversary.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Oh, my God.

[Jorma Taccone]

God, these are good.

[Andy Samberg]

They're really good.

[Jorma Taccone]

Reminding me of all our fun goofs.

[Andy Samberg]

I'd love for everybody to be wearing a shirt based on my wedding anniversary.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Your love of love. Wait, did we get consensus on Like a shirt. Because, look, all I've got is time, guys. So if there's a shirt I can design and there's consensus, I'll start tomorrow.

[Andy Samberg]

I mean, take your pick. You just heard a bunch of good ones.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Oh, but like, wait, hold on. Oh, does Jeff say a Google form with like, 40 ideas? Okay, so I just have to look at those.

[Akiva Schaffer]

I was kind of. I was kind of reading off of those.

[Jorma Taccone]

There it is.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Okay, gotcha. Oh, remember Edie, the girl who called in with a great voice note? Somebody said, oh, I think the last time she called in was to say Ross Trend is her favorite song because her dad is bald. And also she was mad because she wasn't allowed to sing Sushi Glory Hole at school. So she's a.

[Jorma Taccone]

Got it.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah.

[Jorma Taccone]

Old timer.

[Andy Samberg]

We didn't doubt it.

[Akiva Schaffer]

We didn't doubt it. Wait, somebody said, did Frisbee actually die or did they finally just check her for a heartbeat? That dog looked like it had died years ago. And in the meantime, her body was being possessed by the ghost of Shelley Duvall. Pretty good.

[Jorma Taccone]

Fucking hell.

[Andy Samberg]

It's just mean.

[Jorma Taccone]

That's my comrade. Whoever wrote that.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Someone said, I feel like a real eagle eared cherry. Yeah, that's great, because I. At the end of Palm Springs, when a character said, what the fuck are you doing in our pool? I knew right away it was Akiva. But then someone else wrote, it's not Akiva.

[Andy Samberg]

No, it's me.

[Jorma Taccone]

It's Akiva.

[Akiva Schaffer]

It is you. Okay.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

First guy is an eagle eared cherry.

[Andy Samberg]

I'm not the person in the shot, but it is my voice.

[Akiva Schaffer]

So they really were an eagle eared cherry.

[Andy Samberg]

They were.

[Akiva Schaffer]

That's amazing.

[Andy Samberg]

It's off camera. So the actors. That I believe was just our producer.

[Jorma Taccone]

You hear it first and then there's the reveal.

[Andy Samberg]

And then you reveal that it's a family standing there. So the line is not attached to someone's face. And we just needed one. And I did it into a mic in our office while I was. Cause I was editing that scene myself, like 20 different ways. Cause the ending of that movie is a tightrope. You know, if we ever do a Palm Springs ep, which we probably should, but it's a tight. A tightrope of trying to leave the audience a specific way.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah, we workshopped it a lot.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah. Where they're happy and feel satisfied. But also it leaves some things open ended and it's not too pat, et cetera. And so I did that a as temp. And Andy never replaced it.

[Jorma Taccone]

It's Cause it worked.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Shout out real quick to Crista Milioti on her Emmy win.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah, Emmy winner.

[Andy Samberg]

That's pretty cool.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Also, I just heard somebody posted it. Rest in peace, Robert Redford.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah, that's very sad.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Someone posted a podcast clip of you and Miliotti. I guess you were at Sundance.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh, yes.

[Akiva Schaffer]

And Andy is basically saying to the podcast hosts, if I saw Robert Redford and perhaps person, I'd shit my pants. And then he walks in. He walked in and it's really like a fantastic radio play because again, you never see no. Yeah. Or hear Robert Redford. But your reaction is so we were seeing him.

[Jorma Taccone]

I mean, he was. It's the funniest thing is if you could have seen it, he was like 4 or 5ft away from us while we were talking about him on the podcast. But he didn't wait.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Andy, is your reaction? Like a Dirty Rotten Scoundrels kind of like low.

[Jorma Taccone]

Like, I'm freaking out. I mean, it's fucking Robert Redford. He's such a legend. And we're like, at Sundance and it's his whole thing, you know, it was cool. It was really cool to just even be in the same room.

[Akiva Schaffer]

It was fantastic. There was another thing Andy and I meant to write you getting a lot of Andy content on my short form digital platforms. You did that writing a caption for the New York Times cartoon contest.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh, yeah, I did.

[Akiva Schaffer]

It really made me laugh.

[Jorma Taccone]

Did it? I was so fucking sleepy that I walked away being like, those are hard.

[Akiva Schaffer]

And it was really. It landed for me really.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Well, what's the competition like? How does it work?

[Akiva Schaffer]

It's not. They basically, you know, the back of the New Yorker used to have like a cartoon with no caption.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do they not do that anymore?

[Akiva Schaffer]

I don't know.

[Jorma Taccone]

No, they do.

[Akiva Schaffer]

I still read the New Yorker, but not in the hard copy anymore. But they basically showed Andy a cartoon and he had to like talk through his thought process of coming up with a caption for it. And it was really funny.

[Andy Samberg]

It's a series they do online. Yeah. Of like people who are. If you're doing the press tour, that's like a stop you can make where you have to kind of. He stands at a little easel and they present you with one. And you kind of have to think out loud and walk the audience through your thought process. I saw a YouTube comment. Cause I was looking through him over the last five minutes. That is about Liz's thing. I'll just read it. It says, unlike yorm Keev's wife is a big pun fan. Right? Like, Big Pun the rapper. And he capitalized it. That's pretty good. Pretty good comment.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Somebody said we should call our next Q and a qa. Q and A. Because it's equate army Q and A.

[Andy Samberg]

So it's a QA.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Q and a QA.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Q and a qA. Q and a QAnon. Because there are little secret codes.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah.

[Akiva Schaffer]

In our. Most of the pod.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah. And before we started rolling, Keev, you were saying that you think that qanon is actually pretty on point.

[Andy Samberg]

I mean, catch me every day saying that.

[Jorma Taccone]

Catch me outside. Remember that?

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, my God. That was wild. Bad Barbie. She's still around, actually.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah, I spun it into a pretty lucrative career is what I'm reading on Yahoo. News.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Hey, look, it's you guys. I'm just. Now I'm gonna tell our listeners it's Friday night for us East Coasters. It's getting a little late.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, Seth, I wish we were in the same place right now. We could just meet at a bar and have one. Wouldn't that be fun?

[Akiva Schaffer]

It would be A. I can't do that.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Cause of my other legs. Cause I can't leave the bathroom.

[Andy Samberg]

I don't think you're supposed to mix alcohol with whatever else they're.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Well, no, but I just am saying I couldn't even do it.

[Akiva Schaffer]

But I could. You could, like, limp over in six weeks. Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

In, like, a sack race.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

If there was like, a sack race. That got me there.

[Jorma Taccone]

Pogo over.

[Andy Samberg]

I don't know where you are, Seth, but just in general, you two have never lived closer.

[Akiva Schaffer]

It's true. Me and Yorm.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

That's true.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Podcast.

[Jorma Taccone]

I feel like we brushed past that. I got queen Bee. Do people want to circle back?

[Andy Samberg]

That's a good re entry into. Actually, the podcast guys. For. For those who didn't hear what we were just doing, we made each other laugh. Me till I had a little bit of tears in my eyes. And it's all stuff that can't be said publicly. Even when Andy wants dim clicks, dim clips. It would get it, but at what cost, Andy?

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Like, honestly, Andy, if we don't put this in about you reiterating that you got queen Bee, I would love to hear if other people are like, did you hear that? They didn't. They just kind of, like, rode roughshod over him talking about queen Bee. Like, that's so fucked up.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, they might be. They might be sad for Andy. That's true.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah. He could get Some of the love that I have.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Andy, the hardest word today on Queen Bee was logo file. Did you get it right away or was it right near the end?

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh, that's. I got it pretty early just because I've done a lot of them.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, Logo file as a single word.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

Now I'm impressed.

[Akiva Schaffer]

He's pretty good.

[Jorma Taccone]

Is it logo file, though? How's it pronounced?

[Akiva Schaffer]

No, I think the way you said it's better.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Logo file.

[Jorma Taccone]

Great. By the way, they introduced badges into the New York Times games now. So there's like. Did you get pangram first?

[Akiva Schaffer]

Oh, wow.

[Jorma Taccone]

And I'm fucking hooked. It immediately worked on me. I'll for sure spend 10 extra minutes on this. Getting the pangram first so I can get my badge.

[Andy Samberg]

To get your pretend badge.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah, I gotta get my badge. Taking me back to my Angry Birds. Two days.

[Akiva Schaffer]

How about for the hundredth episode of the pod, we'll get you a physical, Sasha, Like a. Like a Boy Scout sash.

[Andy Samberg]

Does it say queen bee or quibi or.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah, a lot of people said, like, another good logo for our podcast would be, like, the Queen Bee Bee with the letters for, like, lonely on it.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Well, I will say that that's better than, like, four Katos, because every time I think about Quado on a shirt I like, it doesn't sound appealing to me.

[Andy Samberg]

Yeah, no, it's gross. Anything too graphic is not what we actually want.

[Akiva Schaffer]

No, I think that's why I think the real subtle ones, like, like somebody said, directed by Douglas Bubble Trousers, just in sort of like.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I kind of like that one too.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Like, credit script.

[Jorma Taccone]

Maybe for the hundredth, I'll quit spelling bee.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Oh, I thought you were gonna quit the podcast.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I think they were done with the podcast.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh, fuck. That would have been better. Let me take it again. Maybe for the hundredth, I'll quit.

[Andy Samberg]

Do you think you would.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Do you think you could quit spelling bee? You haven't presented as a man.

[Jorma Taccone]

I think it would be. It would help my productivity in life.

[Andy Samberg]

He had. Has a history of this, as he mentioned and we've talked about before with Angry Birds 2 was a huge part of his life. Like, time suck.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

To the point where he had to quit it much the way someone would quit drinking.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yes. Or even drugs.

[Andy Samberg]

Sure.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah. Andy, you were big into Brick Breaker too, right? Like, you kind of like, always pick a game, Right.

[Jorma Taccone]

I was not into oh, wait, on the fucking BlackBerry.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah.

[Jorma Taccone]

What was the game on BlackBerry? Was it brick Breaker?

[Andy Samberg]

Brick Breaker.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah, I was into Brick Breaker.

[Akiva Schaffer]

You had a real, like, I Was.

[Jorma Taccone]

Like, no yarn, you fucking drugged up lunatic.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, no, right.

[Jorma Taccone]

You were right.

[Andy Samberg]

It was exactly that.

[Jorma Taccone]

For years, actually.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Oh, I had a major problem.

[Andy Samberg]

Man, man, man, man.

[Jorma Taccone]

That's my beige, man. I fully backpedal, man. And by the way, sorry about your back, brother.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

And pelvis. And pelvi. Whatever you got going on.

[Jorma Taccone]

Anyway, so should I quit?

[Andy Samberg]

Hit us with the titters.

[Akiva Schaffer]

So, wait, so your new character is Pelvis Esley?

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

That's my new character, Pelvis Resley.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Pelvis Resley.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

Andy, any roses follow up you want to do today?

[Akiva Schaffer]

Any roses press?

[Jorma Taccone]

No.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Okay, great.

[Andy Samberg]

People like it. People like the movie.

[Jorma Taccone]

People like it. I'm getting a lot of love on it.

[Andy Samberg]

I'm so sad I haven't seen it yet. I'm so excited to see it.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I can't see it because I can't go to the movies.

[Jorma Taccone]

Well, you know you're not supposed to say this, but it'll be on demand soon.

[Andy Samberg]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Jorma Taccone]

Did we talk about that? Keef crossed a hundo.

[Akiva Schaffer]

You crossed a hundo?

[Jorma Taccone]

Yes, bruv.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yes, Bruv.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Wow, bro.

[Andy Samberg]

Honda 101 something million worldwide.

[Jorma Taccone]

Can't tell you how excited I was to see it happen. I'm the box office guy for Keith.

[Andy Samberg]

But I started checking after we all talked about it.

[Jorma Taccone]

It's exciting, man.

[Andy Samberg]

Honestly, it did feel good to cross 100 mil. Yeah, it's on demand now. I don't know if we've talked about that. You can rent it or buy it for a while and then eventually it also will be on one of the many great services. I'm guessing Paramount plus home of Digman.

[Jorma Taccone]

Hey, Digman. Hey, Check out that Digman. So, Keith, what's it like to have a hundred million dollars?

[Andy Samberg]

It's so great. But it did change me just as.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Good as we thought.

[Jorma Taccone]

I told you guys I'm a word guy. I'm not a number guy.

[Akiva Schaffer]

You said you weren't in the math ga.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yes, that's what I said. If I had said, I told you guys, I'm not in the math g. Yay.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Hey, I. We watched it. I had my fantasy football draft weekend, me and a bunch of college guys and we watched Nake and Gun and loved it. I saw it. Obviously, this is my third time through and it's the best.

[Andy Samberg]

That's awesome. Thank you for your contribution.

[Jorma Taccone]

Sorry. He was talking about the original, Keith. He was talking about the original.

[Akiva Schaffer]

I'm so. It was actually the second. It was. It was Naked Gun 33 and a.

[Andy Samberg]

Third 33 and a third. 33 and a third.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

So nostalgia.

[Akiva Schaffer]

33 and a third.

[Andy Samberg]

Y.

[Jorma Taccone]

Your drugs tailing off. How you doing, bud?

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I got to get re upped pretty soon here, and then I'll hopefully pass out.

[Andy Samberg]

What kind of stuff are they to going given?

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Well, my new thing is, guys, if you really want to hear about it, is that my. I have crazy nerve pain in my. In my feet. And what happened was, is that everybody. I was very concerned with it because it's basically like both of my feet feel like they're being dipped in lava. And then this is on Sunday when this happened, and I luckily, because on Sundays here or any hospital, it's. It feels very shift. Changy sort of thing. So I was getting no, like, traction on, like, any information information. So luckily I had my. My surgeon's number because he's a fool and gave it to me. And I. I texted him and I was like, hey, this is happening. And he was like, oh, that's a good sign.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Oh, good. If it hurts, then the nerves are coming back online.

[Andy Samberg]

That's.

[Akiva Schaffer]

That's great.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I was like, oh, good. So the burning. The horrible burning is good.

[Andy Samberg]

That is great to hear, though.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah.

[Andy Samberg]

I mean, how. What a relief.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Oh, I was so scared before that, but yeah.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yorm. With apologies to Paracelsus Hilton. That's hot.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

No problem.

[Akiva Schaffer]

I'll take that anytime.

[Jorma Taccone]

I've never seen Seth more unhappy.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I'm gonna take that to bed tonight. When I'm. My burning feet with my lava feet, I'm gonna be like, yeah. I remember when Andy said that hot comment with Karisa.

[Jorma Taccone]

God damn it. First time that I've ever genuinely wished we had video for this Seth. I've never seen Seth more disappointed in me, and that's saying a lot.

[Akiva Schaffer]

A lot.

[Andy Samberg]

He's just like, I will say. I will say I had a real, like. Oh, that.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Oh.

[Andy Samberg]

Andy, I'm gonna give you a quiz now. What do. What do Paris Hilton and Matthew McConaughey say when they're together?

[Jorma Taccone]

All right, all right. All hot. Am I close?

[Andy Samberg]

It's another one of her. No, it's. It might be too deep of a Paris Hilton reference for you to know.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

It already is.

[Andy Samberg]

If it's not it's hot, it just keeps living. Sliven.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Oh, slivin. Did she say slivin a lot? I was.

[Jorma Taccone]

I was looking for hottie and the naughty.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah.

[Jorma Taccone]

Was that her?

[Akiva Schaffer]

That was her.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I think so, yeah.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Was it her?

[Jorma Taccone]

I'm not sure.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah, it was.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Yeah, she was the hottie. And. And Right.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Other one was the naughty.

[Andy Samberg]

Hi, Liz. Do you need some? You're getting a lot of love for your vioriad.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Oh, my God, Liz.

[Andy Samberg]

Oh, you're going out. I'm going out.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Oh, tell her that's great for her. I can't go out.

[Jorma Taccone]

Oh, my God, you're.

[Akiva Schaffer]

I was on the phone with Liz today and she was telling me some of the other names of the tennis teams in her league.

[Andy Samberg]

What were some of the other ones?

[Akiva Schaffer]

Well, I did mention.

[Andy Samberg]

I mean, my favorite is Supreme Quarters. That's just the best name, right?

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

That's really good.

[Andy Samberg]

It's just the best name. They just nailed it.

[Spivey]

God.

[Andy Samberg]

I'm going to bring up my list on my app, Match time. And I mean, there's not a single one that doesn't go for a pun.

[Akiva Schaffer]

That's great.

[Andy Samberg]

You can't find one.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Well, that's the second reason Yoram's not going to join the league. The first is that he currently can't move.

[Jorma Taccone]

Yeah, he can't walk.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah, that's the main. The main reason. There's a couple. There's a couple reasons.

[Andy Samberg]

But the other.

[Akiva Schaffer]

The good news, in six weeks, he still can't walk.

[Jorma Taccone]

There's a couple of reasons. And they're both his legs.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

No, in 12 weeks, I still can't walk. It's way worse.

[Andy Samberg]

Bye.

[Akiva Schaffer]

Bye. All right, I'm gonna go.

[Jorma Taccone]

I gotta go, too.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

I don't have to go.

[Jorma Taccone]

Actually, your actually is Teca Vale.

[Yoram 'Yorm' Cohen]

Yeah, I'm Tecavail, guys. I mean, I do have to get vitals soon, but besides that, I'm good.

[Akiva Schaffer]

All right. This was a delight. Thank you, Keenan, for coming on. Thank you, Spivey, for your voice. Not. And I love you guys.

[Jorma Taccone]

Love you, dudes.

[Andy Samberg]

Love you.

[Jorma Taccone]

Later, Arnold.

[Andy Samberg]

Later, Quaid.