It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark! “The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, in the style of “The Love Boat.” Romance! Miracles! Murder! And two of each animal.

Episode 1: "All Aboard!"

As the family prepares the Ark, Noah frets that he may have misinterpreted his encounter with God—where’s the damn flood? Meanwhile, Shem smuggles his girlfriend Marilyn on board by convincing Noah that she’s pregnant. Ham tries to patch things up with the mother of his human-puppy-hybrid children.

Cast
LEON RUSSOM.....Noah
ALICYN PACKARD.....Naameh
DEREK MEHN.....Ham
WILL MILES.....Japheth
NICK TURNER.....Shem
MOLLY HAWKEY.....Marilyn
LAUREN VAN KURIN.....Babs the Chicken, Adonis the Unicorn
SCOTT GOLDEN.....Frank the Unicorn, Announcer

With Special Guest
JOCELYN TOWNE as Emily the Dog

And Introducing
COSIMO OPPENHEIM as Weasels

Written, produced, directed, and edited by
JONAS OPPENHEIM

Music composed and performed by
ZACHARY BERNSTEIN

The Love Ark theme sung by
MICHAEL LANAHAN

Sound Designer
JAIME ROBLEDO

Foley Artist
MONIQUE REYMOND

Foley Mixer
ROBERTO ALEGRIA

Foley FX
TRANSPARENT SOUND

Additional material by
ED GOODMAN
RAY OLSON
NICK TURNER

Recorded at the M1-5 West recording studio by
RILEY GEARE

Additional Engineering
FRANCESCO CARROZZO

Legal Services
DAVID MAYES

Graphic Design
SHARON LEVY

Special Thanks
#1 BEST WRITERS GROUP
BOB DEROSA
COLIN MCGINN
CHRIS NOLD
CORA OLSON
BEN ROCK
LYRA SMITH
ERIC WEN
DIANE & COSIMO

Headphones recommended!

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For episode transcriptions or other questions, please email lovearkpodcast@gmail.com

New episodes every Monday!