It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark! “The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, in the style of “The Love Boat.” Romance! Miracles! Murder! And two of each animal.

Episode 3: “The Isle of GHRQ”

The Ark encounters a tiny island inhabited by Noah’s sister, Carol, and millions of roaches. As the siblings catch up, Noah explores the possibility of worshipping a different, more benevolent deity. Meanwhile, Naameh helps Shem and Marilyn find an animal that they can pretend to give birth to, and Ham makes a play for Noah's love.

Cast

LEON RUSSOM.....Noah

ALICYN PACKARD.....Naameh

DEREK MEHN.....Ham

WILL MILES.....Japheth

NICK TURNER.....Shem

MOLLY HAWKEY.....Marilyn

LAUREN VAN KURIN.....Aunt Carol, Lisa the Gorilla, and Adonis the Unicorn

SCOTT GOLDEN.....Roscoe the Parrot, Frank the Unicorn, Rhino, and Announcer

Written, produced, directed, and edited by JONAS OPPENHEIM

Music composed and performed by ZACHARY BERNSTEIN

The Love Ark theme sung by MICHAEL LANAHAN

Sound Designer JAIME ROBLEDO

Foley Artist MONIQUE REYMOND

Foley Mixer ROBERTO ALEGRIA

Foley FX TRANSPARENT SOUND

Additional material by ED GOODMAN, RAY OLSON, & NICK TURNER

Recorded at the M1-5 West recording studio by RILEY GEARE

Additional Engineering FRANCESCO CARROZZO

Legal Services DAVID MAYES

Graphic Design SHARON LEVY

Special Thanks

#1 BEST WRITERS GROUP

BOB DEROSA

COLIN MCGINN

CHRIS NOLD

CORA OLSON

BEN ROCK

LYRA SMITH

ERIC WEN

DIANE & COSIMO

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The Love Ark, Ep. 3: “The Isle of GHRQ”