Zac Amico's Morning Zoo — Episode 0002: Dru Montana and Maddy Smith
Release Date: April 20, 2025
Host/Author: GaS Digital Network
Duration: Approximately 77 minutes
Introduction and Setup
Zac Amico's Morning Zoo kicks off with its signature high-energy vibe, blending humor with unconventional discussions. Hosted by Zac Amico alongside regular contributors Matty Smith and Drew, the episode sets the tone for a chaotic yet entertaining morning.
[01:22]
Zac Amico welcomes new listeners, highlighting the show's presence on GaS Digital Network and promoting exclusive membership benefits using the promo code "Zoo."
Zac Amico: "If you're just tuning in for the first time, we love you. Thank you."
Amanda Bynes and OnlyFans Discussion
The first major topic centers around Amanda Bynes launching an OnlyFans account—a surprising move given her Nickelodeon background. The hosts humorously speculate on her motives and the potential trajectory of her content.
[03:00]
Matty Smith cuts in, questioning the sincerity of Bynes' non-smutty intentions.
Matty Smith: "She started OnlyFans."
Zac Amico: "Amanda Bynes with catch Shannon. Tell us about it."
Shannon explains that Bynes aims to interact with fans without explicit content, a claim met with skepticism.
Shannon: "So the catch is she is not doing anything smutty. She is only going to do it to interact with her fans."
The conversation quickly shifts to mocking the idea of maintaining such boundaries, with Matty and Drew predicting Bynes will eventually delve into more provocative content.
Matty Smith: "Which means slippery slope."
Drew: "I'm about to drop my first foot pic."
Dan Schneider and Harvey Weinstein Anecdotes
Zac shares personal anecdotes from his early career, revealing connections to controversial figures like Dan Schneider and Harvey Weinstein. The hosts navigate these sensitive topics with a blend of humor and disdain.
[05:00]
Zac recounts working as a security guard and his experiences with Schneider and Weinstein.
Zac Amico: "I have worked for Dan Schneider and Harvey Weinstein, and I just can't get raped in this motherfucker."
Matty confirms the severity of these experiences, emphasizing their negative impact.
Shortwave Radio and Conspiracy Theories
Shannon introduces a segment on mysterious shortwave radio transmissions from the Cold War era. The group delves into conspiracy theories surrounding the station's cryptic messages.
[18:45]
Zac explains the intrigue behind UVB 76's sporadic word broadcasts.
Zac Amico: "There is a shortwave radio station that's been going since the Cold War in silent, just static."
Shannon breaks down the possible meanings of the words transmitted, ranging from naval operations to psychological operations intended to sow confusion.
Shannon: "Neptune could reference naval operations, especially considering Ukraine's Neptune anti-ship missile and recent maritime tensions."
The hosts humorously interpret the messages, intertwining personal anecdotes and speculative theories.
Matty Smith: "That's code for destroy America."
Comedy Club Experiences and Crowd Violence
A significant portion of the episode focuses on the hosts' experiences with violent audiences at comedy clubs. They share stories of being physically attacked and the broader implications for the comedy scene.
[25:00]
Zac narrates an incident where an audience member, Marvin Toatley, assaulted comedian Steve Brown, leading to severe injuries.
Matty Smith: "You gotta have tough skin these days if you go into a place like that."
Drew: "He was snatched his chain like, 20 years ago."
Shannon provides updates on the case, revealing that Toatley was charged and remains in critical condition.
Shannon: "They all suffered severe burn injuries and were rushed to the hospital. Two of them remain in critical condition."
The discussion highlights the increasing dangers comedians face, with Zac reflecting on past incidents and the necessity of security.
Zac Amico: "We live in a post Dimebag Darrell world. If anyone who's not supposed to be part of the show is trying to get on stage, you have to assume they might be doing something violent."
Game Shows and Media Satire
Shannon brings up Fox Nation's new game show concept where isolated individuals guess President Trump's first 90 days in office. The hosts critique the idea, blending mockery with satire.
[53:00]
Matty laments the corniness of Greg Gutfeld, expressing disdain for the show's lack of substance.
Matty Smith: "He loves himself so much. He's such a cornball."
Zac and Matty discuss the evolution of the show from Red Eye to Greg Gutfeld's current format, mocking the often absurd nature of televised game shows.
[54:03]
Zac Amico: "They put four people in complete isolation... then quizzed on Trump's scenarios... and the grand prize is $50,000."
The hosts humorously question the veracity and entertainment value of such formats.
Food and Local Cuisine Conversations
A lighter segment involves the hosts discussing regional foods, particularly focusing on breakfast varieties and pizza nuances across different cities like Philadelphia, Buffalo, and Rochester.
[62:00]
Zac reminisces about his family's encounters with MLB-related food establishments.
Zac Amico: "I asked for that. I asked for adults only."
Matty and Drew join in, sharing their own experiences with unique local dishes like the notorious "garbage plate," highlighting the intersection of food and cultural identity.
Matty Smith: "That's the Rochester breakfast."
Celebrity Culture and Personal Stories
The conversation shifts to celebrity relationships and personal interactions, including discussions about Offset and Cardi B's tumultuous relationship and the playful yet critical banter among the hosts.
[73:00]
Matty and Drew joke about Offset's public disputes and relationships, blending celebrity gossip with personal humor.
Drew: "She started hooking up with Luigi on the couch."
Lightning Safety and Informal Education
In a brief educational interlude, the hosts attempt to explain lightning mechanics, showcasing their humorous take on making sense of scientific phenomena.
[50:00]
Matty Smith: "What are they? Don't pay attention to anything."
Shannon aids the discussion by providing actual information, though the hosts continue to joke about their lack of understanding.
Closing and Promotions
As the episode wraps up, Zac, Matty, and Drew promote their respective shows and upcoming tour dates, encouraging listeners to join them in various cities. The camaraderie and playful teasing conclude the episode on a high note.
[75:50]
Matty Smith: "I'm on the road always. And I'm gonna be in Philly on April 30th."
Zac Amico: "If you want to see me live, go to Punchup Live."
Notable Quotes:
- Zac Amico [03:00]: "It's gonna be a great day. Let's have a lot of fun."
- Matty Smith [04:15]: "What's the difference between a stripper and a hooker? $500."
- Zac Amico [22:57]: "We are three very white people."
- Matty Smith [54:55]: "That's great. That's great."
- Drew [61:00]: "I love anxiety."
- Zac Amico [75:52]: "Good for her."
Conclusion
Episode 0002 of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo delivers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and edgy discussions, encapsulating the show's essence of twisted takes on news and wild stories. From celebrity gossip and comedy club chaos to bizarre news items and regional food debates, the hosts maintain a dynamic and engaging dialogue. Notable moments include their skeptical take on Amanda Bynes' OnlyFans venture, recounting violent incidents in comedy clubs, and their playful dissection of quirky game show concepts. This episode is a testament to Zac Amico's Morning Zoo's unique approach to morning radio—unhinged, irreverent, and endlessly entertaining.
Connect with the Hosts:
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