Zac Amico's Morning Zoo - Episode 0004: Brendan Sagalow and Josie Marcellino
Release Date: April 27, 2025
Host/Author: GaS Digital Network
Introduction
In the fourth episode of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo, host Zac Amico is joined by two vibrant guests from GaS Digital Network: Brendan Sagalow of SAG Daddy the Pod and rising talent Josie Marcellino. The trio embarks on a rollercoaster morning filled with humorous anecdotes, sharp commentary on pop culture, and candid discussions about personal encounters with discrimination.
Guest Introductions and Setup
[01:56] Zac warmly welcomes Brendan and Josie to the show, setting a lighthearted tone. The initial banter revolves around technical hiccups with headphones and the relaxed vibe among the hosts.
- Brendan Sagalow: "Yo, yo, yo. How's it going?" [01:56]
- Josie Marcellino: "I can hear nothing in these headphones. It's all the way up." [02:15]
This segment showcases the chemistry between the hosts, highlighting their comedic rapport and setting the stage for deeper conversations.
Discrimination and Racism Stories
Josie's Chipotle Incident
[12:03] Josie narrates a troubling experience at a Chipotle in West Philadelphia, where she faced accusations of racism after a misunderstanding during a simple transaction.
- Josie Marcellino: "She was like, 'I hate white people.'" [12:21]
- Brendan Sagalow: "No, I was surprised you were racist." [12:19]
Josie's account details how she inadvertently led to a confrontation when a Chipotle employee refused her change and made a racially charged remark. The situation escalated quickly, leaving Josie questioning how such misunderstandings can arise in everyday interactions.
- Josie Marcellino: "I was just earnestly trying to tell her what's going on. She finally just doesn't even give me the coin. She just pulls out five and just goes here and hands it to me." [16:34]
Zac's Subway Encounter
[19:24] Zac shares his own unsettling encounter on the subway, where he was wrongly accused of racism based on his appearance and a tattoo.
- Zac Amico: "And he goes, 'he's one of those Nazi.'" [21:01]
- Brendan Sagalow: "That's a rough time to be as a probably Spanish person talking shit about a white person." [19:46]
Zac recounts how his distinct tattoo was misinterpreted, leading to a hostile reaction from both commuters and police, further emphasizing the complexities and challenges of racial misunderstandings.
- Zac Amico: "I went, 'What did you do?' And she was like, 'I hate white people.'" [16:46]
These stories collectively highlight the hosts' personal battles with racial prejudices and the often inexplicable nature of such confrontations.
Media and Pop Culture Commentary
Critique of "Malcolm in the Middle" Prequel
[07:07] - [08:48] The hosts delve into their thoughts on the "Malcolm in the Middle" prequel movie, expressing disappointment over its execution and deviation from the original show's essence.
- Brendan Sagalow: "Yeah. I just think he's gonna die." [08:55]
- Zac Amico: "I feel like David Chase wanted to make a movie about the race riots in Newark." [11:11]
They compare the prequel unfavorably to the beloved original series, noting how attempts to blend different narratives resulted in a disjointed and less impactful film.
- Josie Marcellino: "It felt like Muppet Babies. Like, there was a scene where Dickie is, like, talking to Tony in their bedroom." [11:19]
This segment reflects the hosts' appreciation for authentic storytelling and critique of media that fails to capture the spirit of its predecessors.
Animal Tales and Urban Legends
Alligators in the Sewer
[35:53] - [36:27] The discussion shifts to a bizarre urban legend about alligators living in sewer systems, particularly in Florida. They humorously debate the plausibility of alligators navigating through sewage pipes.
- Zac Amico: "Because they run through the pipes and they just. That's how they like get place to place." [36:27]
- Brendan Sagalow: "It's so scary. An alligator about to eat your asshole." [36:55]
Snake at a Sleepover
[37:00] - [38:35] Josie tells a chilling story about a massive African rock python breaking into an apartment during a sleepover, tragically killing two kids.
- Zac Amico: "He looks like that baby." [46:48]
- Brendan Sagalow: "That's so sick." [46:54]
The hosts discuss the horrifying nature of such incidents, interspersed with humorous takes on unlikely survival scenarios.
Cat Mishaps
[45:54] - [50:00] Zac shares a personal story involving his cat, Gus, who causes chaos by pushing dead mice onto his foot, leading to an urgent bathroom rush.
- Zac Amico: "He pushed the dead mouse onto my bare foot to. As a gift." [49:42]
- Brendan Sagalow: "I hope I'm never in a situation where, like, a bank is getting robbed and I'm like, with you because you're gonna shit your pants." [50:15]
These animal stories blend horror with everyday experiences, highlighting the unpredictable nature of pets and urban myths.
Beverage Choices on Planes
[55:00] - [63:53] The conversation transitions to the peculiar preferences of flight attendants regarding in-flight beverages. The hosts debate the acceptability of drinks like decaffeinated coffee and Bloody Marys on airplanes.
- Zac Amico: "So the answer is decaffeinated coffee." [66:06]
- Brendan Sagalow: "That's gross." [66:17]
They humorously speculate on the rationale behind certain beverage choices, emphasizing the unique environment of air travel.
- Brendan Sagalow: "I used to do a thing years ago, and my impression of Seinfeld writing a joke about that, he goes, 'Why don't we drink beer with ice, people?'" [65:32]
This segment combines observational humor with personal preferences, reflecting on the idiosyncrasies of airline service.
Miscellaneous Humor Segments
Redneck Comedy Bits
[72:17] - [78:43] The hosts reminisce about classic Jeff Foxworthy "You might be a redneck" jokes, integrating their own twists and personal anecdotes.
- Zac Amico: "They came all the way to New York City and went, 'Did you hear? They got a store with M&M's selling...'" [73:00]
- Brendan Sagalow: "What?! What?" [73:32]
These jokes serve as a bridge between personal stories and overarching humor themes, reinforcing the show's playful atmosphere.
Landlord Antics and Barefoot Preferences
[70:03] - [73:50] Discussions about difficult landlords and preferences for being barefoot highlight the hosts' everyday frustrations and unconventional lifestyle choices.
- Josie Marcellino: "I wish." [52:05]
- Brendan Sagalow: "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life." [71:58]
These segments blend relatable scenarios with exaggerated comedic reactions, maintaining the show's chaotic and entertaining vibe.
Notable Quotes
- Brendan Sagalow: "You're listening to the Gas Digital Network." [00:32]
- Josie Marcellino: "I love that Chipotle. I go there pretty fucking often. I'm never going to go back because now it's..." [20:28]
- Zac Amico: "We don't need any of this." [18:41]
- Josie Marcellino: "Don't go feetless." [70:22]
- Brendan Sagalow: "I feel like if you're so objectively cute, you get less cute as you get older." [28:09]
- Zac Amico: "I've been stuck in an elevator twice. Both times, the second it got stuck, my body went time to shit." [34:30]
These quotes capture the essence of the hosts' humor, blending candidness with comedic exaggeration.
Conclusion
Episode 0004 of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo delivers a blend of humor, personal storytelling, and sharp cultural commentary. Through Brendan Sagalow and Josie Marcellino's engaging presence, the show navigates through sensitive topics like racism and personal mishaps with a comedic twist. The hosts' ability to intertwine serious discussions with lighthearted banter ensures a captivating experience for listeners, whether seasoned fans or newcomers tuning in for the first time.
Final Thoughts
Zac Amico's Morning Zoo continues to establish itself as a unique drive-time show, offering listeners a mix of chaos, laughter, and relatable stories. Episode 0004 stands out for its honest conversations and the infectious chemistry between the hosts and guests, making it a must-listen for fans seeking both entertainment and thoughtful discourse.