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Zach Amico
Fill her up. You're listening to the Gas Digital Network. Wake up, it's time to go Zach.
Mike Rainey
Amico's got a show Animals are here.
Zach Amico
To play Choke some guests to start your day Tell the sandman no more.
Mike Rainey
Sleep Eat some eggs and cook some.
Zach Amico
Beef Map is waiting don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and join the crew It's a Miko morning soup Woo woo.
Mike Rainey
Wake up, wake.
Zach Amico
Well Good morning. Good morning, good morning. And they need a fun morning. It's a Wednesday here on Zack Amico's Morning Zoo. Let's have some fun. What do you say? We got Shannon and Jorge in the booth. We got Bing bong in the chat saying whoop whoop. Because people don't believe this show is live for some reason. So suck my dick from the back. Hola Zacky Boo. Zacky's chipper today. Fuck yeah I am. Let's have some fucking fun. Across the table from me, one of Philadelphia's finest and one of my favorite people in the world from dad. Meeting little stinkers, it's Mike Rainey.
Mike Rainey
Zach, thank you for having me. More importantly, the words suck my dick from the back have never seemed more poetic coming out of another person's mouth, man.
Zach Amico
Thank you. I appreciate that greatly. You know I fucking love you pal.
Mike Rainey
I love you too.
Zach Amico
This is very nice. It's gonna be a one on one today cuz our other guest was black and canceled last night. No, it was Naim and he couldn't make it in today and we love him very much. So me and Mike are gonna be hanging out today and let's get plugs out of the way. Mike, what do you want people to check out?
Mike Rainey
Doggy, I just want to send Will was just Naim on his grape juice accident. And on top of that too, I just Want to promote my new book Terrible Advice for lovers available@onperks.com and also, you know, dad me with the funniest guy on the planet, Tim Butterly Little Snickers with my homies, John Del Carlo, Jake Matera, True Crime. And then finally I have a new podcast called Getting Some Head. It's an interview podcast and if you have time sometime in the near future, I would love to interview you.
Zach Amico
I absolutely would love to do that, my friend. I appreciate it. If you want to see me live, go to Punchup Live. Zack Amico. I actually have a weekend off but I am going back on the road with JCW in May and we are doing a run all through the south up to Liverpool, New York. Six day run. Should be pretty fucking fun. And if you love the show and I hope you do, go to gas digital.com today, the new Gas Digital and use the promo code Zoo Z O O and you get a dollar fifty off a month. You get access to the archives, over a thousand episodes of real life podcasts and Lewis and Zach, all the other great shows on the network. You get episodes early ad free and uncensored as well as you get to participate in the racist live chat. Like this nice picture of a lady's butthole and this other nice picture of a lady on a bed and this south park meme. So thank you guys for tuning in. Let's get to the, let's get to the hard hitting news of the day. Robert De Niro, former son Aaron, now daughter Aaron comes out as transgender.
Mike Rainey
Oh man. That's the hallmark of success. Like, you know, you've achieved a level of wealth and success when your kids trans that it really is that I can reach that point.
Zach Amico
I think it used to be like flies around the head. African, you go pick one out.
Mike Rainey
Oh, I thought you meant they, they trans and Africans.
Zach Amico
No, no, no.
Mike Rainey
They start wearing losing team T shirts. Airdropped in the Somalia.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I think it used to be like fly around the head, the third world kid. Now it's I, I'm so rich.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
That my child doesn't know what gender they are. Dude.
Mike Rainey
There was a point where, when, when the Phillies won the World Series, there was a guy named Cole Hamills. Like instantly, he and his wife bought two black kids and it's like, that's an impulse buy. That's a, that's a wealth impulse buy.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, that was window shopping. I always think, are they trying to build a new team when they do that? It's always Go to the doctor and you pick up like three 20 year olds and you just fake the birth certificates and make them 12.
Mike Rainey
If you were shopping for a person, what would you be looking for?
Zach Amico
What am I looking? You know what? I think I'm looking. I think I would want a really big one and a really little one so I could give them silly nicknames.
Mike Rainey
Okay.
Zach Amico
Like tiny and stretch or something. All right.
Mike Rainey
Both African or multinational.
Zach Amico
Multinational. I think the best looking people are mixed.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
So I would go half black, half something.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, it's a roll of the dice. I think mixed race people are either the most beautiful people you've ever seen or look like a pit bull that got hit by an ice cream truck.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I would go maybe a black Asian.
Mike Rainey
All right.
Zach Amico
And then curveball, I would go a Jewish Asian. Man, I never even considered that because here's the thing. I got one of those under the belt and tiny Asian, cute Asian face, fat tits. Yeah, she got the Jew tits, dude.
Mike Rainey
Well, I was just gonna say that one of my current things is thick Asians. So I'm with you on the fat tit stuff. I like an Asian with it with a bigger butt and they're hard to come by.
Zach Amico
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mike Rainey
I think if I was in the.
Zach Amico
Market, a big titty Asian, I've heard referred to as a unicorn. Oh, I never heard that because they're so rare. But yeah, the big, big titty Asian. Yeah, that's a. That's a plus. Like, as a dad, I wouldn't be as weirded out changing diapers because their genitals are pixelated. I just feel like I'm watching my child scrambled genitals also. And then in the. Jorge just brought up a picture of a very thick Asian. That's not a unicorn, that's a chunk.
Mike Rainey
Oh, geez, look at her.
Zach Amico
God, that's a beautiful woman. That's a good piece of business.
Mike Rainey
Jorge, can you bring up Crystal Davis? That's. That's my current lady, Crystal Davis.
Zach Amico
Okay.
Mike Rainey
Crystal with a K. Crystal. Yeah, that's her. The fourth one in.
Zach Amico
What's her. What's her story?
Mike Rainey
She's currently on the Hot Wife tour, which is rolling into town in Austin. Just so happens to be the weekend that I'm going to be there in June. So. But yeah, she's. She's a real goer. Her. Her big thing right now I think is a milking table. You ever see one?
Zach Amico
Oh, yeah, yeah. Where you lay face down.
Mike Rainey
Yeah. And she's waiting for you there.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah.
Mike Rainey
And that's new to me and I can't get enough of it, man. I mean, she's at Exotica a lot. You've been to Exotica, I assume.
Zach Amico
I've never been to Exotica.
Mike Rainey
Dude, you got to treat yourself. It's not as sad as you might think it is.
Zach Amico
I feel like it's just going to be Indian dudes with T shirts tucked into jeans, dude.
Mike Rainey
I know. I thought the same thing going in there. And it was, it was fairly upbeat. And part of it was I went with Ryan Shaner and like you could.
Zach Amico
Upbeat was the guy in front of me in line waiting for an autograph from Alexis, Texas. I am number one fan, Alexis. My name up.
Mike Rainey
Yes.
Zach Amico
I watch your films while I drive my cab all day.
Mike Rainey
Yeah. Thank you to whoever was watching the store for upbeat man. But yeah, I went with Shaner and he got to meet a lady who he had his eye on. And I've never seen Shaner nervous before. And he met a gigantic lady, beautiful. Her name was Rocky Emerson. Do you know her?
Zach Amico
I don't know.
Mike Rainey
She's a real beauty. But she's probably 62, I'm assuming.
Zach Amico
Probably they're. They're posting Crystal in the chat and that's a sturdy woman, dude.
Mike Rainey
She is. Yeah. And she's. She, she's a. A MILF by any standard.
Zach Amico
Okay.
Mike Rainey
But yeah, that's Rocky Emerson.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Mike Rainey
I get a drink of water.
Zach Amico
I get it.
Mike Rainey
And her compared to Shaner, that would be like the. Your one big one, one little one. Yeah, that was like porno twins.
Zach Amico
That's fun. I like that. I like that a lot. There's a seven footer I've been in. Oh, you Metro Rogan. There's a seven footer I've been looking at on Instagram that's a real piece.
Mike Rainey
A white lady.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Mike Rainey
What's her name?
Zach Amico
I can't. She, she. It's seven foot something.
Mike Rainey
Okay.
Zach Amico
It's just a lot of pictures of her in like doorways and is it.
Mike Rainey
Like hardcore stuff she does or just.
Zach Amico
I think she. I think it's mostly modeling. Dude, she's a piece.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, I've.
Audible Voice
Is this her?
Zach Amico
This might be her. Yeah. Oh yeah. Because that's her and me. Wait, got the third picture. That's what it would look like if I was next to her because I'm 510 and look like that lady. Yeah. So that, that's what I would look like standing next to my. My, my future tall.
Mike Rainey
Is that Gorlock?
Zach Amico
Yeah, that is Gorlock.
Mike Rainey
Okay. Yeah, I would probably buy one of her if I was buying a person.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Mike Rainey
I think she'd just be fun to have around, and I don't know.
Zach Amico
I guess I think she would be tiresome.
Mike Rainey
Take care of the bugs. I don't know.
Zach Amico
Yeah, No, I think she'd be no fun.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
She doesn't want to go out. She doesn't want to do shit.
Mike Rainey
You. I think you'd have to put her outside like a dog.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Mike Rainey
Even though she wants to chill on the couch all day, you have to set her.
Zach Amico
So she'd be an outside girl.
Mike Rainey
Yeah. She'd be scratching at the door.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She gets her own pen. Okay. That makes sense. But, you know. So let's check out Aaron De Niro. Not only. So we forget. Robert De Niro, quite the connoisseur of. Of the African American ladies. So not only is Aaron De Niro transgender, she is celebrating her black female hood. You should. And she's very proud to be a black woman.
Audible Voice
So she was also a twin. So this is the twins before. This is.
Zach Amico
This is, by the way, De Niro has, like, a new baby. Right.
Mike Rainey
He's constantly having more.
Zach Amico
God bless.
Mike Rainey
And he's. I Bet he's pushing 82, but.
Zach Amico
So these are the twins. And now, by the way, I will say pretty. A little bit.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
A little bit. I have nipples, dad. Can you milk me?
Mike Rainey
Do you think there was any point during that. That kid's childhood where De Niro was, like, something might be up, like the kids, like, smacking an imaginary weave.
Zach Amico
You talking to they them? It looks to me like you're talking to they them. No, go down the street. We got some dresses for you, Aaron. No, go down. He's got some dresses a little bit more down. Aaron, got some nice dresses for you. Yeah. There's any more photos of them or. I just saw that they're celebrating that they're the history of powerful black women in their lives. That. What, you know, hey, we're all a work in progress.
Mike Rainey
Yes.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I think that's. That's.
Mike Rainey
That's a pretty girl.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Audible Voice
Also, he has seven kids in total. Robert De Niro, all black. Shannon, I believe so. Hold on. I have it on the other one. Let me just find it real quick.
Zach Amico
Well, because he had one. I think he's been married to the same woman twice. I think he married a chick, got divorced, married another one, got divorced, and married the first one again.
Mike Rainey
Okay.
Zach Amico
Or at least that was the deal at one point, because I was watching Don Rickles make fun of him for it.
Audible Voice
So this one is he had with this woman actress, Tookie.
Zach Amico
That sounds like what I would call her. That sounds like what his family named her. Yeah, your papa Tookie.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, her name's Sharon. Grandpa.
Audible Voice
And these are, these are four of the kids.
Mike Rainey
Okay.
Zach Amico
I mean, that's fucking cred. You're half black, half De Niro.
Mike Rainey
Oh, my God, man.
Zach Amico
The Negro hood.
Mike Rainey
Fellas.
Zach Amico
It's so fun. I guess it's just been such a known thing because I remember in SNL where he played Thomas Jefferson and not understanding why it was funny, much older.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, I didn't know about that.
Zach Amico
Yeah, he, he did. It was like a later era snl and it was just him like interviewing slaves.
Mike Rainey
Oh, good sport, man.
Zach Amico
They might, that, that might be a tough one to find, but yeah. Hey, good, Aaron. Good for you. Welcome. You're every woman and we accept you and we love you.
Mike Rainey
I admire his commitment, man, because usually that seems like the kind of thing where a guy of that level of wealth, fame, and good looking guy too. It seems like kind of like a niche market. Like you have like, you know, a black summer or something like that. But to be able to stick that through decades, that really says something about.
Zach Amico
It also says something about a Bronx tale. What attracted him to the script? Like, I feel like he was leaving.
Mike Rainey
Through it and he's like, oh, smelling the pages.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Cocoa butter. Chaz. Chaz. We have something in common. Okay, so actually, let's bring it up. We have a tighter night. This girl is 6, 8, 3 hundo. Let's see how we feel. Beauty. So this is Angel Fernandez and I was looking at her on Instagram because now my, my algorithm has become cartoonish women of all shapes and sizes.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And how do we feel? Six, eight, three hundo.
Mike Rainey
Absolute beauty, man.
Zach Amico
I would say not what's bad, you little fucker? I would say toit. I like her with that. The Afro, the natural.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, I think that looks great. I'm partial to ladies who look like they have trouble getting out of furniture.
Zach Amico
Yes, I know what you mean. Yeah. That's just somebody in the chat just said death by snooze. New. And I think that is the. Yeah, that's, that's, that is the. That's what you want.
Mike Rainey
And one thing I would like about being with her is like, I have a feeling she's inclined to crack you. You know, if there's something, you know.
Zach Amico
Oh, I thought you meant like just pick you up and crack your back every once in a while. Give me a stand up straight, bitch.
Mike Rainey
Come get a ring, dinger.
Zach Amico
Yeah, that's a. That's a. That's a gal, huh?
Mike Rainey
Yeah, that's.
Zach Amico
That's fun. Okay. I guarantee you it's fun.
Mike Rainey
Yeah. And I. I don't know. I don't know if maybe this has just been on my mind lately because the WNBA season's coming up, but. Yeah, this has been right up my alley. God, just. I love being able to rest your hands on your cheeks like that.
Zach Amico
Yeah. That just. I mean, it would take some getting used to, positioning wise. Probably have to.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Because I don't think if you're both on your knees, you're. You're getting an angle at it.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Have.
Mike Rainey
Have you been bigger than every woman you've been with?
Zach Amico
No, I have been with a woman taller than me.
Mike Rainey
Yeah. How was that?
Zach Amico
Pretty fun.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
She was actually half black, half Pakistan. She was Blackistani. And she had a big natural afro like that. She was. She was tall and she had big combat boots on.
Mike Rainey
God, imagine the size of that burka.
Zach Amico
Yeah, she was a. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was a big girl. She showed up, we met. That was my first day on OkCupid. I signed up at noon, two in the morning, she comes to my apartment on a bike in short shorts, drinking a water bottle full of wine.
Mike Rainey
Now, on the bike, did she look like a bear at the circus?
Zach Amico
Yes.
Mike Rainey
Tricycle.
Zach Amico
Well, they actually nailed it to her feet.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
She never learned to ride it. And. Yeah. She came over and she was just.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
I mean, it was so immediate. And no, never name. No names. I think I got her name on the third time we shook up. Yes.
Mike Rainey
Yeah. Okay.
Zach Amico
Shakistani. And she was weird about giving me her name. Like, I think she really wanted it to be anonymous.
Mike Rainey
Wow.
Zach Amico
And then she asked if I had any other big, fat hairy friends who wanted to come over and her. Whoa. And I was like, it's. It's five in the morning. They're not up.
Mike Rainey
Oh, man.
Zach Amico
But good luck. And then I festered her.
Mike Rainey
Did she ask for that or was that.
Zach Amico
That was her request.
Mike Rainey
Okay.
Zach Amico
She goes, I was. It was not a great review of my dick.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
After having sex twice, she went, do you want to fist me? I was like. That literally, I think was just the last ditch. Like, I don't know. Try the whole arm, slappy. See if I can feel anything.
Mike Rainey
Do you think if you declined fisting her, you think she would have made you faster?
Zach Amico
I think she would have challenged me, but I was like, hey, is he. That's her Thing and she knew her way around. It wasn't. It wasn't a long process.
Mike Rainey
Okay. Was that your first time fisting?
Zach Amico
Yes, it was. I think it's the only person I've had an entire hand inside.
Mike Rainey
Oh, my God. You probably had a little tummy ache too.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Yeah.
Mike Rainey
Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm doing this.
Zach Amico
Well, no, you go, you make the duck and then you go. And then you get kind of like that. And then once you get past, you can go fast.
Mike Rainey
Okay.
Zach Amico
And then. Yeah, then you're just. I don't know, then you feel silly.
Mike Rainey
All right.
Zach Amico
It's like the one inch punch from Kill Bill.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
You're not trying to break a box.
Mike Rainey
I've never fisted, so I didn't know about the duck. It's like, all right. I would feel. All right. I'm instantly thinking Duck Dynasty. So I would feel compelled to scream the N word.
Zach Amico
Yes.
Mike Rainey
At that point. Yes. Another duck and two in there and.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Mike Rainey
And then not be allowed on a anymore.
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Audible Voice
You put it up. Do you have it there? It's a 877 gas line.
Zach Amico
877 gas line.
Audible Voice
Sorry, sorry. 573 gas.
Zach Amico
Five fucking motherfucker.
Audible Voice
Sorry.
Zach Amico
Five, seven, three, gas line, call in, give us your opinion on one man versus a hundred men versus one gorilla. I will give you mine, and I'd like to hear Randy's. Mine is I go for the hundred men, but there will be casualties. All right, I think you're losing 5 or 6 of your front line to throat ripped out, eyes gouged out, neck snapped.
Mike Rainey
All right?
Zach Amico
But eventually 100 men are going to have a game plan and be able to each take limbs. But I think you're going to lose a few up top. Okay, what do you think?
Mike Rainey
I think it depends one upon the sex of the gorilla. And I'm saying this because I once got a gorilla to spread its legs and show me its pussy at the zoo.
Zach Amico
Excellent.
Mike Rainey
And I'm just. I mean, I'm one guy, so I don't know if you guys can pick up on that. But this. I was just standing by the gorilla enclosure and a guy. Yeah, a guy, A gorilla just set up right on the fucking platform and just showed me it's pussy.
Audible Voice
Mike, do you want to text it to me and then I can show it on you?
Mike Rainey
Gotcha.
Audible Voice
Also, we do have a caller, Zach, if you'd like to take them.
Zach Amico
Yeah, let's hear it. Yeah. Hey. Hey, brother, what's your name? Where are you calling from? David, from Northern California. David, thank you for tuning in, my friend. How you doing today? Oh, I'm doing great. Good to hear from you. So what's your opinion? 100 men or one gorilla? And why I would take hundred, like big guys, like the size of the rock versus the gorilla? Okay, what if, let's say a smorgasbord of men of all sizes, but the median is a regular, like six foot guy? Yeah, I think if they. We got like five guys on each arm, five guys on each leg, and somebody start twisting at the neck, started punching him in the kidneys till he freaking pissed out of his ass blood. You know what, you got a great point, my friend. Thank you for calling in. All right, we keep keep the calls coming. Five seven, three, Gaslight. Let's get your opinion.
Mike Rainey
Mr. Rainey, do you think there's any chance that if you try to, to sexually please the gorilla first, like kind of put him at ease a little bit and then start the attack? Like one guy would, would set himself up as like, like sexual chum.
Zach Amico
Okay.
Mike Rainey
And he's like just pulling his cheeks apart and he's gonna.
Zach Amico
That's a great chum.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, it's my favorite band. By the way. Yeah, just. Just take one for the team. Just being one to just get his back blown out and waiting for, you know, somebody as tight. Gorilla's used to lose her. But if he's fucking just a regular average Joe, he's probably going to bust much more than he would normally bust. Yeah.
Zach Amico
Entire amount.
Mike Rainey
Yes. And as human, like, as. As gorillas are, I think he would want to take a little nap afterwards. And at that point he's come down, he's just blowing a guy's back out, so he's going to be a little bit winded. So that might be.
Zach Amico
I don't know, I feel like gorillas might be like a three pump and dump and then he's back to his day.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Like, I feel like when you watch Animals, sometimes it's just like, hey, how are you? Pow.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
So he might come and be. His refractory period might not be as long as we think.
Mike Rainey
And another thing, dude, is like, there's no. They're not going to put on airs. They're. They're very efficient animals and they're going to try to get the nut as quickly as possible.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Mike Rainey
And he's just gorilla pumping right off the bat. So I would say less than 50 pumps, he's going to bust. And then you have an empty gorilla to work with.
Audible Voice
Okay, sorry. Whenever you're ready, we have another caller.
Zach Amico
Absolutely. One second question. Much like you do with a pitbull attacking, are we sending people directly at the asshole?
Mike Rainey
Yeah, I think that. I think that's what we should be doing in any war overseas, too. Like, you just watched a Blackhawk Doubt down documentary. I think the way to defeat the. The Somalis is to just go right to the asshole, man.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you send at least one or two dudes on asshole reconnaissance.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And then. But then do you just make it mad? Yeah.
Mike Rainey
If his boys are around, he's going to act like he doesn't play that gay shit, but if he's by himself, he's going to be like, yes, he's on the DL. Yeah, gorillas. That's what you got to hope for. Like, you can't have a straight gorilla. You got to have a DL gorilla.
Zach Amico
All right, let's hear. Let's. Let's talk to our next caller, please. Hello, hello, what's your name? Where are you calling from, my friend? Hey, Zach. This is Paris from South Jersey. Shout out Mike Rainey. He's the man.
Mike Rainey
Yo, Paris.
Zach Amico
Hell yeah. Hope you're doing well today, my friend. What's your opinion on 100 men versus one gorilla? So there's no way. People don't realize the strength of a gorilla man. Like, he's just gonna pick up one dude by the ankle, smack another, and then, like, people are gonna get scared, you know? No, there's gonna be a plan, but the plan is going to go to Macrilla, is just going to go fuck everybody. All right, so you're going. You're going full team, girl. If you had to compare it to an adult man, what age range would you say that would make? Like, would it be similar to an adult man versus 4 year olds, 8 year olds? What do you think? Right, right. It'd be like adult man versus like six month old. All right, well, a very, very. I was very strong. Were to fight a gorilla, then maybe, just maybe would have to be 100 francs of Tinganis. Okay, well, Paris, now how do you tell who won? Hey, you know what, man? Thank you so much for calling in, my friend. I think Mike had a question for you, dad.
Mike Rainey
Oh, yeah? What the was I gonna say? I. I forgot it, ma'am. You threw me off with Francis Ngannou, but I'm hard.
Zach Amico
Don't worry.
Mike Rainey
It's kind of up. Francis and Gano might be the blackest guy on earth, and they. He's so black that they added an end to the front of his name. Unne.
Zach Amico
Hey, thank you for calling and truly appreciate it, brother. Enjoy the show. So here's my question. Obviously, the first. My first line of defense. Got to pick if I'm drafting. Yeah, I'm going Lesnar.
Mike Rainey
Okay. Yeah, he's a solid pick just because.
Zach Amico
It'S brute strength meets technique. So he's got both. Yeah.
Mike Rainey
Brock Lesnar might be the guy because I think the Rock has too much to lose. Whereas Brock Lesnar, he seems like he's. He can be genuinely unwell, whereas the Rock is business interest to worry about. I would think about throwing an insane big in there. Who do you think is the craziest big woman out there?
Zach Amico
I'm trying to. You go fighter. No, just swing it.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, just. Just a big nasty that the world might be aware of. Like something along the lines of, like the thousand pound sisters, who I know are now thin.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Mike Rainey
So they wouldn't be good for this.
Zach Amico
But I don't think they would be, do you? I don't know. You get fat to a certain point where it's no longer fat strength, but.
Mike Rainey
I think a crazy fat girl might throw the gorilla off with it with maybe different pheromones. There's 99 guys and one woman.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Mike Rainey
You might soften the gorilla. She seems like a strong contender. What is this lady? Is that one of De Niro's kids? Shannon.
Audible Voice
I put biggest women bodybuilders. Here's another one.
Mike Rainey
That's a big. And I think she's big enough as to where the gorilla. She might. The gorilla might be confused by that. There might be a point where the gorilla sees somebody that jacked and. Whereas.
Zach Amico
So you're going Bugs Bunny and suggesting a man dresses as a sexy lady gorilla. Yeah.
Mike Rainey
I think thinking logically from, like, a fight perspective is not going to work. You got to go Looney Tunes.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Mike Rainey
Got to paint a wall on the side of the jungle.
Zach Amico
You ever hear the street joke about the black zookeeper?
Mike Rainey
I would love to hear it, though.
Zach Amico
So there's a zoo, and they're doing a big gala. Right. But you have to have a date. And the one janitor at the zoo is a black guy, and he doesn't really have a lot of friends there, so a lot of the. Kind of very clicky, the animal people. So he decides, you know, he wants to have a date.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
For. For the big gala. So he kind of goes around the zoo trying to figure out who he's gonna bring, and he sees one of the. The gorillas, and he goes, you know what? I have an idea. So he goes into the grill cage, shaves it completely bald, gets it a nice little red cocktail dress, puts lipstick on it, a purse, takes to the gal, right? And everyone can't put. Everyone can't stop looking. They walk down the red carpet. People are taking pictures. The owner of the zoo standing there, shakes his hand. The guy walks away. The owner of the zoo turns to his friend. He goes, every time I see a hot Italian woman, she's with a fucking. All right, let's keep it moving. You know what, Shannon? You worked very hard on this. You put some time in. I and Mr. Rainey are big fans of true crime. Yes. And apparently there's been a lot of shit about this lady Lori Valo Daybell. I am not very familiar with it. So, Shannon, take us down a true crime path and teach us some things.
Audible Voice
Okay, so Lori Valo Daybell, originally, she was Mormon. She grew up. She was a cheerleader, loved to be the center of attention. She was actually on Wheel of Fortune once. She attempted the pageant circuit a little bit. So she very pretty, very personable. She was married four times up until this point where we're about to Be. But in the Mormon religion, like, you're not supposed to have sex outside of marriage. So it's kind of like, you know, you have to get married to a bang. So she's on her fourth marriage, and it is to Charles Vallow. She, at this time, starts getting into this, like, extremist Mormon religious sect that is led by Chad Daybell. He was an author. He wrote lots of books, some of them fiction. But what he believed was that he had two near death experiences. And he believed now because of those near death experiences, he could see the future. Okay, so these people now in this, like, small sect of the Latter Day Saints, he would tell them, like, to prepare because, like, Latter Day Saints think that, like, the apocalypse is kind of, like, happening right now.
Zach Amico
Yes. That we're in the midst of doomsday.
Audible Voice
Yeah. And that only 144,000 people are gonna make it. And so, like, you have to, like, follow him to, like, kind of make it to the other side. He also believes that he could tell if somebody is, like, a light energy or a dark energy, and that some people could be zombies, which means that they're still here, but they have a demon inside of them, basically.
Zach Amico
Okay. So Lori, there's a lot of setup for what will probably be just a lady killed her husband.
Audible Voice
A lot. A lot of people died here. So. So Lori is now drawn to this guy Chad. Once. The more she starts to like him, the more she kind of decides that her husband Charles sucks and that she wants to get away from him, but she doesn't want to divorce him. So then Chad tells her that Charles is, in fact a zombie. He's inhabited by a demon named Ned, and that he has to be taken out of the picture. Okay, do you wanna. Do you have any questions here? Do you wanna pause here? Just run through this.
Mike Rainey
Shannon, did she also kill her kids, too?
Audible Voice
Yeah, that's. That's coming. I don't know how much, like, detail you want me to.
Zach Amico
Were they also full of Ned?
Audible Voice
They did have demons in them, though.
Zach Amico
Okay.
Audible Voice
And that's why they had to go. So she ends up her. So her brother, who is a part of this doomsday cult, also ends up basically killing. I'm gonna skim over this, then you guys can ask questions. So he ends up killing Charles, her husband, and then she moves to the town.
Zach Amico
How did he kill him?
Audible Voice
So he shot him.
Zach Amico
Okay.
Audible Voice
What he claims happened was that her. Lori called him over to the house and was like, oh, Charles is, like, getting handsy with me. Whatever. So he went there to go protect his sister and that Charles swung at him with a bat and he had no choice but to shoot him.
Zach Amico
Okay.
Mike Rainey
And then 15 minutes later, he's pronounced.
Zach Amico
N kid that on arrival.
Audible Voice
So after that, so she moves with her two kids, Tyler, who is 16, and JJ, who is adopted, who is 7. She moves to the town that Chad Daybell lives. Chad Daybell is also married. He's been married for 30 years and he has five kids. Once she moves over there, he starts to decide actually that his wife Tammy has a demon inside her. Also, her name is Viola. And they have to get rid of her.
Mike Rainey
I mean, in his defense, like any Tammy I've met has been supremely up.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I think it comes with that.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Audible Voice
So they end up. So long story short, Tammy just. He finds her dead in the morning and says, oh, she died in her sleep. She's 49 years old, declined an autopsy and everyone was just like, oh, I guess she just died of natural causes. Buried her, moved on. So at this point, so now that Tammy is dead, all of a sudden, within about two weeks, they are in Hawaii. Chad and Lori, they're in Hawaii getting married two weeks after Tammy is killed. When they come back, the family members start to say like they are used to talking to jj, which is the seven year old, and to Tyler on the phone. And they're like, we haven't spoken to them in a while. Can we like talk to them maybe? No answer. So then they have the cops go and do a welfare check on JJ and they're like, oh, he's not here. He's with a friend in Arizona. They check the friend in Arizona and.
Zach Amico
Usually people named J.J. love welfare checks.
Audible Voice
So the. The chicken Arizona, Melanie, she's also a part of this cult. So the cops reach out to her and they're like, is JJ with you? And he's like, well, she kind of like she was for a little bit, but like he's not now. And then she recorded a phone call calling Chad and Lauria and she's like, why did you tell the cops he was with me? So the. There is a long search for about 10 months to try to find these kids. Don't know where they are. And then eventually they. They serve Lori Valo with papers and they're like, you have five days to show us the kids. She obviously doesn't. She goes to jail. And then court happens, whatever. Turns out kids are dead. They're buried in her pet cemetery in her front yard.
Zach Amico
Oh no, they're going to come back. Oh, no, no fair. No fair. One mean rowd, eating up a lot.
Audible Voice
Of animals, and they charge her with conspiracy to commit murder for Tammy Daybell and for both of her kids. She gets three life sentences.
Zach Amico
Okay. And did her brother get charged anything for killing the husband?
Audible Voice
Oh, he died.
Zach Amico
Oh, the brother died?
Audible Voice
Yeah, the brother died. He died of, like, what they said is that he had a blood clot and that those kind of run in his family, but it was just, like, it's convenient because he is basically, it seems like he's the one that did all the killing and. Yeah. So they can't actually.
Zach Amico
Do they know how she killed the kids?
Audible Voice
So they were. They were burned and dismembered and buried, so they couldn't actually tell the method by which they were murdered.
Zach Amico
Well, Shannon, you did a great job.
Audible Voice
Thanks. There's. There's so many other. I'm just trying to, like, there's so much more to it. So she just. So there was a second. Second trial that just finished this past week or so, and that was the trial of conspiracy to commit murder on her husband. And they also found her guilty for that. She asked for them to delay the sentencing because she has another case coming up in June, and it's conspiracy to commit murder on her niece's husband.
Zach Amico
Okay.
Audible Voice
So that's coming up in June.
Mike Rainey
Shannon, do you have a picture of her? Because I'm. I'm.
Zach Amico
When I think of her, was it worth it?
Mike Rainey
No, because when I think of her, I think of Karen Reed, and I. I. I often confuse the two.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Audible Voice
Let me. I'm going to try to find some, like, younger pictures of her.
Zach Amico
Now, Mike, if you were found murdered, how quickly would you want the cops to look at your spouse?
Mike Rainey
I'm good, man. What I think about, like, when I'm dead is like, you know, you often think about, do you want to be buried? Do you want to be cremated? Like, I would love to donate my body ahead of time to a necrophilia film studio.
Zach Amico
Okay.
Mike Rainey
And just let the boys have at it for a while. So I don't want the cops notified. I just want the guys who want me notified. Like, have them come. You know how, like, you know, when somebody's dead, you have the morticians come, they bring you in, they get you gussied up. Like, that's who I want notified.
Zach Amico
Okay. I would. I've heard there's things when. Like how they have to study how bodies decompose. So there's just fields where they use test cadavers and then, like, take A picture of you every few days.
Mike Rainey
You would be good at that.
Zach Amico
I think it's. I think it's the role I've been practicing for, I think. Yeah, I think that would. I have no interest in the idea of being buried or anything like that. I think it's archaic.
Mike Rainey
It's nuts.
Zach Amico
It's stupid. I. To me, just make me a fat pile of ashes.
Mike Rainey
I don't give a. Dude, I'm with it. Like, my. My parents died a couple months ago, and they blew every dollar they had in planning their own funerals. Like, didn't. Didn't leave grandkids. They just wanted to ball out on their funerals. And it was. I'm still angry about it. It's insane.
Zach Amico
What were the. What were the most extravagant choices?
Mike Rainey
Just nice caskets. It's like, off, man. Like, what are you doing? But, dude, I thought. Do you remember a couple years back, there was a family that found out that their grandmom, who had donated her body to science, had actually had her body used by the US Military to test out explosives?
Zach Amico
Yes.
Mike Rainey
That might be what I want.
Zach Amico
That would be a fun one.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Does my family get the video? Like a roller coaster?
Mike Rainey
Yeah. Can they monetize it?
Zach Amico
Yeah, can. Can we? Dude, you want to talk world star hip hop bodies getting shot with mess with fucking missiles? That would be fucking sick. No, but, like, when you ride, like the slingshot ride or something, and they're like, for $40, you can get the tape, I think. Yeah. I would want to say.
Mike Rainey
Yeah. You get the mug and the keychain, too.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Or maybe like, throw me off something really high. But there's a target. And, like, my family gets money for, like, the farthest, like, whoever's body hits the most area. I feel like I'd be very useful for that.
Mike Rainey
Like, a target? You mean like a nice black family having lunch? Yeah, I agree. That might be fun.
Zach Amico
All right, let's keep it moving.
Audible Voice
I have some pictures if you want to see. So this is from her when she was doing the pageants.
Mike Rainey
Whoa.
Zach Amico
Not bad.
Audible Voice
Let's see. This is her during the first trial.
Zach Amico
That is a lady that thinks there's demons in her children.
Mike Rainey
Is that her husband? Shannon?
Audible Voice
This is her brother. Okay, let's see.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Mike Rainey
Beautiful lady.
Audible Voice
That's one of. Also. Also. One of her previous husbands also died mysteriously of a heart attack.
Mike Rainey
Oh, man.
Audible Voice
Oh. I mean, there's. I don't know if you want to keep talking about this. There's other stupid little pieces. Okay. So when she. When her husband died Four days later she called in to cash in on his life insurance policy and million dollars. And when they checked, they saw that he changed the beneficiary and didn't make it her, made it his sister. And then. So she's texting Chad about that during this and she's like, he me, basically. And he's like, don't worry, it'll work. It'll work itself out. And then when they killed Chad's wife, they then went to Hawaii with the money that he got from that life insurance policy. Yeah, another silly. They talked a lot about this stuff through text messages. One silly thing between her and her brother, the brother who I think did most of the murders. When they had moved one time he had set up the WI fi in their new house. And he texted her with the password was. And the password was the number two. And then many kids, too many kids. And she was like, lol, that's great. And then she's like, don't worry, they're going to be eliminated soon. And he's like, finally.
Zach Amico
Oh man, it's brutal.
Mike Rainey
That's tough because like the one kid was adopted, right? Shannon?
Audible Voice
Yeah, adopted from like Charles's family members. He was. He was autistic.
Mike Rainey
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Zach Amico
So it was a wash. Listen, I get it. You had a lot. A long day is a long day. Is a long day.
Mike Rainey
I know, but you could just give that kid an iPad and he's out of your hair forever, man.
Zach Amico
Yeah, that's. I figured out who fights the gorilla autistic guys. You remember that big black autistic kid who beat the shit out of his teacher?
Mike Rainey
The Nintendo DS guy?
Zach Amico
Yeah, I give the gorilla the switch.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And send him first. Dude, that's. Yeah, that's. Dude, you get some big.
Mike Rainey
That's Godzilla versus King Kong dude.
Zach Amico
Yeah, you got some big tastics in there. And I got a fucking switch to motherfucker. And you hand to the gorilla.
Mike Rainey
Okay.
Zach Amico
With a banana.
Mike Rainey
Dude. This is where it has to.
Zach Amico
Boys, boys do you got to do. Nobody's watching.
Mike Rainey
Now this is a one verse one. And not gigantic autistic guy. 99 regulars.
Zach Amico
This is. Yeah, yeah, this is my. I think that's. Yeah, I think that's my. My front line.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, that's him, man.
Zach Amico
Yeah, that's who you send in, I think. I think you send in a good five of those up top. And then I think that buys time for the. The non sillies to strategize and be like, all right guys, you know, we'll flank Them do this. Do this.
Mike Rainey
Do you think there's currently like a SEAL Team 6 of autistic guys like that that the government's just sitting on SEAL team sticks. They're in a chopper and they just throw toothpicks down the fucking drop zone.
Zach Amico
That who. That's what the A stood for. Yeah.
Mike Rainey
B.A. barack is bad Autism.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Bad autism Bar. It's a. It's a short, boss. He's not a fan.
Mike Rainey
I pity the fool that can make eye contact.
Zach Amico
Ah, fun. All right, moving on. What do we got here? Okay. Dude broke with a Bronx. Broke up with a Bronx chick and ended up tied to a car getting dragged. That's right. I've been on World Star again.
Mike Rainey
Relative of Matthew Shepard?
Zach Amico
Could be. By the way, did you. Have you been hearing this shit about Matthew Shepard?
Mike Rainey
I heard Kurt Metzger talking about it.
Zach Amico
And I looked it up as well. So I heard Kurt talk about it and I got into it.
Mike Rainey
Okay.
Zach Amico
People that don't know and hey, this is the kind of shit me and Rainey are gonna talk about. So I apologize. So Matthew Shepard was a young homosexual gentleman in. Was it Utah?
Mike Rainey
It was. Somewhere with a lot of space.
Zach Amico
Somewhere with a lot of space and maybe Montana. Maybe Montana. I don't know if someone in the chat knows and could let me know. Thank you. If you're done complaining about all our segments and what we're doing.
Mike Rainey
He was having beautiful.
Zach Amico
If you're done having fucking bitch sessions with each other, you fucking little wash women. Wyoming. Thank you. My friend Metzger said that apparently Matthew shepherd, the guy that killed him, they used to fuck, and that it was a meth deal gone wrong.
Mike Rainey
That that's a very messy crime.
Zach Amico
It's a. It makes a big method and that it was painted as this innocent guy got gay bashed to death. In reality, he was caught up in some real seedy underworld shit and it was a drug related murder. Wild.
Mike Rainey
I mean, highly plausible. And on top of that, too, it's. I never bought the idea that they're. They're intentionally dragging a gay guy because, like, do you have any idea how much noise he's going to make back there? Like, you're going to draw an insane amount of attention to yourself pulling a gay guy. Like, if anything, you just want to pull a straight white guy.
Zach Amico
Do you think that's why they call them drag queens?
Mike Rainey
That's like get beat into a gang.
Zach Amico
Ah, fuck. All right, so let's see this video. Shannon.
Audible Voice
I'm sorry, Zach. If they took it down from worldstar, I'M trying to find it. I'm trying to find it somewhere else.
Mike Rainey
I'm sorry man. You know it's bad if Worldstar takes it down.
Zach Amico
That's all right. What are you gonna do? We'll, we'll go to something else. Hey, we're gonna bring back a Lewis and Zach segment. This is murder dogs.
Audible Voice
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Zach Amico
Who let the dogs out? All right, so we got a murder dog segment here. Woman says she's keeping her dog of 11 years even though he bit off her nose.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, you kind of have to, man. I mean, once you hit the 10 year mark, you're kind of stuck with him.
Zach Amico
I mean it is your dog. It's your dog. Yeah, if you can live with it, I have no problem with it. But also, let's see this lady's fucked up nose.
Mike Rainey
And on top of that too. Like he was probably trying to do the I got your nose trick but your paws just won't go right.
Zach Amico
Oof.
D
This is asked a ton also. After the incident I went into complete shock. Like adrenaline definitely took over. I don't remember feeling any pain. I just know as soon as I ran into the bathroom and saw my face, I freaked the out as one would. And then James came in, he saw, he freaked out, gave me a T shirt to like hold on my face. I held my face until the ambulance got there. I don't have a single clue where King was. I don't know how he was acting after that fall. Went to the hospital. I was there from about 11:30 or midnight, something like that, until my or my surgery was the next day at 11am and then I was released. When I came out, I think, I think it was like 4pm Again. I, I was so out of it on like pain meds, anesthesia, all that stuff obviously. So I don't have a single clue. For like the first two days I was home, I was cognitively not aware of, I think anything that was going on. Truthfully, I was just like in bed. But once I like came to and I like was Feeling a lot better, King. Like, squirrel brain didn't have a freaking clue what happened. Did not act different. Did not seem. He doesn't seem different at all. To, like, wake up.
Zach Amico
Am I crazy, or does her nose now look like she's becoming a dog?
Mike Rainey
Yeah, they gave her a pit bull nose.
Zach Amico
Like, it's a very fun nose. Yeah, that's. I think at midnight. I think in a full moon, she becomes a pit bull. I might create. Shannon, they gave her a dog nose.
Audible Voice
So it's a graft from another part of her body.
Zach Amico
What? The part of her body that looks like a dog.
Audible Voice
I'm guessing it's like, maybe the back of her neck. And. And so now it's going to be hairy for a while, and then I have.
Zach Amico
So now what do you. What. What part of it are you going to grab to discipline it? Spit it out. Spit it out. Hey.
Audible Voice
I do have some other videos that'll show some of her healing process, but she does have to go through.
Zach Amico
What about her begging and laying down?
Mike Rainey
And she's gotta have her painkillers rub down her throat.
Zach Amico
Get it? Heal.
Audible Voice
I get it.
Zach Amico
You get it. You get it, Shannon?
Audible Voice
I got it.
Zach Amico
We're doing humor in the morning.
Audible Voice
So they do have to, like, debulk it at a certain point. And then she has to go through laser treatments to make the hair go away.
Zach Amico
Oh, yeah, because she's gonna have a hair. Dude, she's got a hairy dog nose. Yeah, I bet it's wet all the time.
Mike Rainey
Oh, my God, she's bad. You gotta smack her with the newspaper.
Zach Amico
I bet if she pees on the floor, her husband has to rub her face in it. Now we see some of the healing.
Audible Voice
Yeah. So this is. This is one of her update videos.
Zach Amico
Okay.
D
And assistant looking at the date and exactly 10 days until my second laser hair removal treatment. My patients are so thin, but I know they shouldn't be. I'm just, like, so over it all. Just can't wait until there's no more hair. And my next surgery is not until August, and that is, like, really bothering me lately.
Mike Rainey
So went from a dog nose to the tip of a penis.
Zach Amico
I actually think she looks like a hoe.
D
You know.
Audible Voice
That'S the dog.
Mike Rainey
Oh, come on. You're gonna let that dog bite your nose off?
Zach Amico
I mean, it would be hilarious if they just feed him bowls full of noses now.
Audible Voice
So she. This. That's really it for this one. So she had a gofundme up. She had two dogs. One of them had cancer. And then she had this dog. So she had GoFundMe up to, I guess, help with the treatment for the other dog. But she said she was also going to put some of the money towards euthanizing this dog.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Audible Voice
On the day that she was supposed to go, she delayed it because she was second guessing it. And now she's decided to just keep the dog that she has the dog. Like going to see a trainer once a week to try to fix it. But yeah, she's keeping the dog.
Zach Amico
I think once they've got the taste for flesh. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Mike Rainey
I, I think you should have to donate him to a black family at that point. Like just, just somebody who's just gonna really put him in his doggy place.
Zach Amico
Dude, if he, if he liked her nose, he can't. I'm so full.
Mike Rainey
He's just sitting up right in the beanbag chair.
Zach Amico
Let's find him a Jewish family next. Jesus. Okay, what else we got here? Report finds Meta's celebrity voice chat bots could discuss sex with minors. Sure hope so.
Audible Voice
So they have. There's this group of people that's kind of just going out there and testing these things, trying to make them do the worst things possible. And so they said that while they were doing the test and one reported conversation, a chat bot using actor wrestler John Cena's voice described a graphic sexual scenario to a user identifying as a 14 year old girl. In another conversation, the chatbot imagined a police officer catching Cena with a 17 year old fan, telling him, john Cena, you're under arrest for statutory rape. Meta spokesperson said that these tests are so manufactured, it's not just fringe, it's hypothetical. And they're saying in a 30 day period, sexual content accounted for 0.02 responses shared by Meta AI with users under 18. Nevertheless, they're going to make it more difficult for these things to happen.
Mike Rainey
Jesus, man.
Zach Amico
I have seen it really took his heel turn seriously.
Mike Rainey
I think they're trying to radicalize kids. I, I think the heel turn is one thing, but now getting him to talk sexy, you could type in commands. I mean, these kids don't stand a chance against this man.
Zach Amico
He is their leader.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Now he's, he's, by the way, big balls move the other day on Smackdown to say, I don't have kids because I spent the last 25 years raising yours.
Mike Rainey
Dude.
Zach Amico
There's a lot of real resentment that I hear since he's become a bad guy, where I'm like, this guy's Been waiting to blow up on these people for a while.
Mike Rainey
And that. That's 100% real. Because you see videos of him, it's like he can't go anywhere without people just not only evading his personal space, touching him, putting cameras in his face. Not only that, but it's like the demographic that love him the most are a little touchy feely. Tend not to have the cleanest hands.
Zach Amico
Yeah. A little sticky.
Mike Rainey
Yeah. Yeah.
Zach Amico
But I mean, I think most of the young ones now probably barely know who he is.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Because it's been so long. So maybe now it's the perfect time to do. To have him be a bad guy. But.
Mike Rainey
Well, dude, the unfortunate thing is, like, they live like turtles, like, survive for fucking centuries.
Zach Amico
My friend Ron said to me, like, he worked at a house for special needs people. He's like, it's hard to age them because the things that age us.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
You know, bills, fucking relationships, all this shit taxes. Like the shit that, like, puts years on us. They don't know, dude. So that's what. Sometimes you meet some and you're like, how are you, young fella? And he's like, I'm 47.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, dude, every day is spring break for them, dude.
Zach Amico
It's. It's a racket, dude. Have you ever seen the Just Shoot Me where David Cross is pretending to be retarded?
Mike Rainey
Yeah. Chicken pop.
Zach Amico
Dude, that's so fun. I can't believe.
Mike Rainey
Pretty good, man.
Zach Amico
That's within our generation. That's rough. There's no way.
Mike Rainey
Well, dude, there was when. When Leatherface. When Gunner Hansen was preparing to play Leatherface, he spent time at a facility for the retarded.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Mike Rainey
Just to get the mannerisms down.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah. Like squeals and.
Mike Rainey
Oh, my God, man. What? Imagine getting paid for that.
Zach Amico
Oh, yeah, that's kind of. Well, I mean, that supposedly is like the worst shoot of all time. The dinner table scene, the watch. The hitcher said it was worse than Vietnam.
Mike Rainey
Yeah. And it was. There was. I think it might have been on the Texas Chainsaw 40th anniversary commentary where Gunner Hansen is talking about, like, working himself into a state of psychosis and at one point having to remind. Remind himself, like. Like, gunner, this is a movie.
Zach Amico
Have you ever seen the trailer for, I think, is it All American? It's the sequel Toby Hooper's son directed. That never came out.
Mike Rainey
I didn't see that.
Zach Amico
Now, fuck Shannon, if you could try and find that there's a unofficial. And this is going to be Zach and Mike talking horror movies for A second. I apologize. So I want to say it might be called All American Massacre and it's Chop Top on Trial.
Mike Rainey
Mm.
Zach Amico
And it's supposedly a finished low budget movie that they couldn't get the rights to the characters to release.
Mike Rainey
Okay.
Zach Amico
And I think there might even be a doc coming out about why it never came out.
Mike Rainey
That would be cool.
Zach Amico
I always want. This is the one. I. I feel like maybe once everyone involved is deceased, it'll get leaked.
Mike Rainey
I haven't kept up with, like, the ancillary cast members, but. Yeah. Unfortunately, Gunner Hansen passed away a couple years ago. Bill Mosley's in the original, right?
Zach Amico
No, Bill Mosley's in two.
Mike Rainey
Okay. Yeah.
Zach Amico
The hitcher. He basically. He's supposed to be the brother of the hitchhiker.
Mike Rainey
Okay. All right.
Zach Amico
The hitchhiker is still alive. The girl's still alive.
Mike Rainey
Okay. Marilyn, I think her name is.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Yeah.
Mike Rainey
I haven't kept up with her.
Zach Amico
Shannon, did you find that trailer I'm talking about?
Audible Voice
I. It's. I have for All American Massacre, but that's not what I'm looking for. Right.
Zach Amico
Is it? It's. Is it. Can I see it real quick? Oh, this might be it. If it isn't, I'm sorry. I'll take. Yeah, I think this. This might be. This is what I thought Three From Hell was going to be. I thought it was going to be them on trial the whole time.
Mike Rainey
When you saw the original, did it scare you or did you think it was scared the.
Zach Amico
Out of.
Mike Rainey
Same dude.
Zach Amico
Yeah. So it's super, super low budget. Yeah.
Mike Rainey
I also watched it way too young, but still, like, I watched it as recently as about a year and a half ago, and it still spooked me out.
Zach Amico
I'll tell you, out of all the VHS box art, that's the one that always scared me the most. Like, I. I remember buying Texas Chainsaw and. And having it still in the plastic for a few days because it made me nervous to want to watch it.
Mike Rainey
I get it, man.
Zach Amico
So I think that that and the Exorcist are the ones. I think that, like, I balked at first.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And I want to say maybe I even textures. I might have had to watch in two goes. I might have to turn it off.
Mike Rainey
The first time, which is nuts because it's like 85 minutes long.
Zach Amico
Also, there's no blood in it.
Mike Rainey
Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's bloodless. I'm thinking of like the hook scene, but yeah. You see her, like, convulsing.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Where. I mean, that people might have A little on them, but there's no blood in any of the kills. And I still think the. The sledge had. The sledge to the head is so brutal, dude.
Mike Rainey
Not only. I mean, not even like the violence is the scariest aspect, but, like, just waiting for that door to slide over.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Mike Rainey
Still scares the out of me, man.
Zach Amico
Did you ever play the Texas Chainsaw game?
Mike Rainey
Yeah. Yeah, that scared me also. I stopped playing Friday the 13th because I got scared by some Latino teenagers.
Zach Amico
I got bullied out of Texas Chainsaw by black teenagers. I got a DM from a kid who was like 12 years old, and he's like, uninstall. Because I fucked up. I fucked up a perfect game for four friends by just running in the wrong direction and getting them all caught. And, dude, it's. Dude, it was so funny. So for people don't know this Texas Chainsaw game, it's like a survival game, but one of the things is there's a grandpa character, and if you make too much noise, he wakes up and everyone can see where you are. And I was playing it with all these young black kids on Xbox who, many of whom, I don't think have seen Texas Chainsaw. And I accidentally woke the guy up and he goes, you done woke up the old denwear. That's all they called him the whole game.
Mike Rainey
That's. That's appropriate, man. Dude, uninstall is a crazy command.
Zach Amico
Yeah, it was real. I really. But I gotta say, I really that up. Yeah, I fucked that up massively. All right, let's do one more before we get out of here.
Audible Voice
Zach, I did find that other video.
Zach Amico
Oh, yeah, please. Yeah.
Mike Rainey
Uninstall is what God usually tells black women when they become pregnant.
Zach Amico
What's he tied to? The music is awful. Okay? He got out. I had a girl run over everything from our relationship with a car and set it on fire.
Mike Rainey
Oh, man, that's the biggest.
Zach Amico
That's how you know you really. That's how you know you really meant a lot, dude.
Mike Rainey
That's the biggest endorsement of good dick.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I. She. She. She kept everything from all of our dates and all the gifts I ever gave her in a box. And then when we broke up, she. She. She ran it over and set it on fire and sent me pictures.
Mike Rainey
Did it bring tears to your eyes?
Zach Amico
I mean, hey, you know what? You're never gonna forget love like that. You never could forget what a piece of shit I was.
Mike Rainey
Do you like setting shit on fire?
Zach Amico
No, I don't. I get nervous. Yeah, I get nervous. So I've been with the wrestling company I work with. There's one guy my friend to Tough Tony. His finish is called the Meteorite. And he pours alcohol on his fist and sets it on fire and punches you in the head.
Mike Rainey
Very cool.
Zach Amico
It's pretty awesome.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
But it makes me nervous every time. A Half the time he sets the guy's hair on fire and it's just a quick. But you smell it and it makes you be watching my friend put his hand out every night because all he just has to shake it out and then like rub it in his jersey. But also, I just noticed he's just got one giant red hand all the time. And fire in general makes me nervous. I don't know. How are you? Were you a pyro as a kid?
Mike Rainey
No, no, I was like, same way. Scared of it. And I. Yeah, fire. No. Kind of a piss guy, but fire. No. I never got into it.
Zach Amico
Oh, passing on stuff is the best.
Mike Rainey
Yeah. I've. Occasionally I'll drink my own piss just to put on a little bit of a show.
Zach Amico
Good for you. I've never done that.
Mike Rainey
It's not as bad as people might think, especially if. If you're hydrated either properly with water or if you had a bunch of beers, it's really not that bad.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I. I remember there was a band that used to play the Mean Fiddler in Manhattan and their bass player would piss a pint glass and then chug it on stage.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Never really got it.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Never thought it was. I get. I mean, I get shot and I know I do dumb shit. Dumb stunts and shit, so I'm not saying I'm above it.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
But I don't know. I never had. Never had the interest in that.
Mike Rainey
Yeah. I mean, if it presents itself, cool. Like if there's a crowd. Yeah, fun. But I don't know if I'd get to the point where I had a.
Zach Amico
Girl asked me to pee on her in the shower and I wasn't into it.
Mike Rainey
Same. I. I pissed on my wife once and she was in the shower and like 10 seconds in, I was just like, all right, well, you did it.
Zach Amico
That's that.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I think that is.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
I think you got to have a. You got to have a. I think you have to have a traumatic piss experience in your developmental years to either have the shame kink or to be attracted to the smell.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, I don't. I pissed myself in first grade and I came close in sixth grade.
Zach Amico
Okay.
Mike Rainey
That would have been catastrophic. But first Grade.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Mike Rainey
I was one of two kids who pissed himself in class.
Zach Amico
I pissed my pants last year when I broke my foot.
Mike Rainey
All right.
Zach Amico
Because I. I broke my foot coming home from a bar, as you do.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
I was in my own house taking off my shoes, and my one foot was still half in a shoe, and I fell and I broke my foot.
Mike Rainey
Fuck, man.
Zach Amico
And then I went to. I crawled to bed, maybe the next morning, not completely remembering, I broke my foot. Got up having to piss desperately, stood up on the broken foot and immediately pissed my pants. Whatever the button is for pee and whatever the button is for out my foot. Yeah, similar. Similar path to the brain, I guess, because I just. I mean, took stand the cat looking at me and I just stood. It was one of those where it was going, so there's nothing I could do, and I just stood in the middle of my room and fully pissed myself.
Mike Rainey
Now, after that, because you were limited mobility wise, did you have something with you or was that just because of the pain?
Zach Amico
Oh, it was because of the pain that I did. So I. I could. I basically set up a path for myself where I could stand on my good foot and swing around.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Into the bathroom. But yes, I did keep a Gatorade bottle for. Yeah, for tough ones. But I think that's why Gatorades are shaped like that.
Mike Rainey
I do, too. Yeah, it's. Yeah, Gatorade is the perfect bottle for pissing. And I tried to piss in something smaller. It's actually. I went to go see a Vietnamese boy. Yes. They're. They're like 16 bucks a day. It's like getting a Toro. But, yeah, I was going. My wife was driving me to Sharon Tate's old place in the. The hills in la.
Zach Amico
Stop trying to distract me. Chat.
Mike Rainey
And I was in the back seat trying to, like, piss into this thing so I could get out and take a picture. Because I didn't want to piss, like, on the property and I didn't have a Gatorade bottle, so I just ended up getting it everywhere. In the back seat of the car.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I think I did. I. I did something similar in the back of my friend Doug's bus. Oh, I peed myself on that bus, too. When I was blacked out. I tried to headbutt my way out of a locked bus and I peed my pants. I got up and I had a pee and I was trying to get out and I tried to headbutt the doors. This was a much different. This is a much more party centric Zach. And I tried to headbutt the double doors of a bus, and I instead knocked myself out and pissed my pants.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, I don't blame you for that one, man.
Zach Amico
Yeah, you know, that was. That was. That was a pint glass of Jagermeister. That one wasn't. I was on stage. I complained the bar didn't have Jagermeister. Somebody handed me a glass. I did not know. They went to their car and filled a pint glass with Jaeger. I thought it was a Guinness.
Mike Rainey
All right.
Zach Amico
I chugged it, and then I was on the floor with pants full of pee.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, it feels nice, though. I mean, a little bit of heat, a little bit of.
Zach Amico
I have. I did piss my pants in the cold rain once, and that was nice.
Mike Rainey
That was so beautiful, dude.
Zach Amico
That was. Yeah, that was like a poem, I guess. I guess. I guess I make a mess of myself quite a bit.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Well, what are you going to do? All right, one more thing before we get out of here. Pete Davidson candidly admits how he's been fooling everyone with his public Persona. Tell us about it, Shannon.
Audible Voice
Okay, so it said, Pete Davidson is not as confident as he may seem. If you guys think I have confidence, I have been fooling everyone. It's so difficult to say anything in print and not be afraid to come across the wrong way. He's 31. He's also reflected on how his father's death in the 911 terrorist attacks in New York City shaped his Persona. I had a really shitty childhood, and, like, the worst thing that could ever have happened to me happened to me when I was seven. I've been kind of like it, like, who cares, you know, and like everyone trying to be of service to others. And basically what he's saying is at some point, he was just like everybody, but now he's knowing to, like, at least take care of the people closest to him.
Zach Amico
If I had two thirds the size of the dick Pete Davidson had, I couldn't imagine, I would have pushed my dad under the towers as they fell. I would have tripped him with my giant cop. I would have laid it out like the spike strips when there's a car chase as my dad was running away. And I would have tripped him so that a piece of the engine fell on him in exchange for a hint of that beautiful cock that Pete Davidson has.
Mike Rainey
He seems like the kind of guy that could benefit from hanging out with you and pissing himself in the ring.
Zach Amico
I think he's a better guy than we give him credit for. I've always liked him and I'VE always thought he's nice. Sure. Is he a little bonkers? But who wouldn't be getting that famous right out of high school? He never had a chance to, like, getting together.
Mike Rainey
How big would you say the dick is?
Zach Amico
It's beautiful, dude.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, it's.
Zach Amico
Oh, dude, it's. The photo I saw. It was, like, hitting them in the sternum.
Mike Rainey
Huh?
Zach Amico
Like, it was like.
Mike Rainey
What was that in Vanity Fair?
Zach Amico
That. That was. That was on a cellular phone.
Mike Rainey
Okay.
Zach Amico
And. Oh, boy. Man, it looked like it a real. It looked like it really rearranged you.
Mike Rainey
God bless him, man. You always feel good for guys that are. That have more meat than they probably should.
Zach Amico
No, he looks like he's supposed to. Tall, skinny, like that. Yeah, yeah. The. The exaggerated features.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, true.
Zach Amico
You know, like, there's something. I'm not calling him ugly, but there's something about, like, a skinny dude with big nose, big ears. We're like, oh, yeah. That's probably how that works.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, yeah. God will make it up to you.
Zach Amico
Or just, like, your appendage heavy, like, ever. Like, your hands, your feet, your ears, you know, Like. Yeah, I feel like that's. That's. That's. That move.
Mike Rainey
Do you feel like you're good at, like, looking at somebody? Be like, all right, fat lips. Like, okay, Fucking chode.
Zach Amico
I don't know. I've been. I've been pretty lucky, I would say. Not a lot of gross fudges. I don't know if I'm a good. I. I don't think I'm a good call on dick size.
Mike Rainey
Okay.
Zach Amico
Because I never think short, skinny guys are gonna have big dicks.
Mike Rainey
Okay.
Zach Amico
And those are the ones that have surprised me the most.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, they sneak up on you like.
Zach Amico
Dudes that are, like, five, six, and then you're like, just a hammer.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Like trainer.
Mike Rainey
Oh, yeah, dude. He's always. I always see that thing sticking out, like, pants and just showing it off and just.
Zach Amico
Well, he went viral. He went Philadelphia viral at one dick pic. The full body where he's, like, standing there looking stern.
Mike Rainey
I think I've only seen.
Zach Amico
He's kind of looking down at it, like, all right.
Mike Rainey
I think.
Zach Amico
Not disappointed, but, like.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, I've seen one where he's, like, in a chair with his shirt off and just, like, his dick, like, came in after it was supposed to.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah, that's the.
Mike Rainey
All right.
Zach Amico
God bless him.
Mike Rainey
Shannon, do you have that picture to pull up?
Zach Amico
Shannon, did you bring up Shannon's big sack?
Audible Voice
Wait, is this for real? I could really find It.
Zach Amico
No, no. It's just. Unless you have. It went. It got pretty popular in the Philadelphia comedy community, as far as I know. Not that any sluts have ever shown it to me on their phone. Yeah, he met three in the morning at Helium. Yeah.
Mike Rainey
He might be the only one in Philly whose dick I've encountered.
Zach Amico
Oh, that can't be true. You've never seen Butterly's hug?
Mike Rainey
No, no. I actually. I had to, like, guard him to take a. In a strip club because, like, they just didn't believe that a guy had to take a. In a strip club. And we were in, like. It was like the Poconos from a Custer's bachelor party. And Tim's like, I really need this. And so I stood guard over him as he took his. In this place. The guy's like, he can't be in there doing that. It's like, the guy really has the man. You gotta let him go. But, yeah, I didn't sneak.
Zach Amico
Why wasn't he allowed to? Because they thought he's.
Mike Rainey
I think they just think you're gonna be jacking off in there.
Zach Amico
Ah, you know, I was. I got checked in quite a bit when I took a. At the. The strip club in Vegas. And now I thought they thought I was doing coke in there.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, I was.
Zach Amico
Yeah. I was also shitting, but. And then, like, hey, you got it out. Maybe they thought I was jerking off in there.
Mike Rainey
Yeah. There's got to be something they could put in the. In the toilet water just to. For you. To prove that you've taken a shit.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Well, I hate. I hate bathroom attendance the worst. It's the worst. I hate it every time because now I feel like am being clocked. B. Now I feel I'm obligated to tip.
Mike Rainey
Yeah. I don't need a. I don't need cologne or a mint. Right.
Zach Amico
There's nothing I need that I wouldn't have on me.
Mike Rainey
And I need you to leave me alone.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I hate. I absolutely hate bathroom attendance.
Mike Rainey
But also, I never got the whole not jerking off in the strip club thing because, like, I've been in. I went to a Jack Shack before at. There's a disgusting place in Philly called Show and Tell where the show bar is. Great. But before you get to the show bar, there's the Jack Shacks.
Zach Amico
Okay.
Mike Rainey
And I was in there just. Just watching. This was before. Like, before I had a functional computer. This is probably early 2000s and watching transport in there. And I heard this guy screaming, like, stop coming on the floor. It's like, brother, there's a moppet bucket at the end of the hallway. Why are people not going to come on the floor? This is the place for it, if anything.
Zach Amico
I can't believe you don't come right on the glass, dude.
Mike Rainey
Oh, my God. To that point, there's. Oh, I wish I remember this YouTuber's name. But he. He goes through mostly, like, places around Atlantic City, and he'll bring a black light in when he goes to the jack shacks. And it's just everywhere.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah. That's what they're for.
Mike Rainey
But, dude, it's. It's higher up than, like, you would even could even conceive somebody blasting. Because you think when somebody's going to jizz, like, they're just going to go, you know.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Mike Rainey
You know, in a circle. But, like.
Zach Amico
And this was. You were watching a video, not like a live girl behind the glass.
Mike Rainey
No. Yeah, this is those.
Zach Amico
I'm sure the guy comes on the glass every time. Yeah, there's no not coming on the glass.
Mike Rainey
It's rude not to.
Zach Amico
Yeah, she. She needs to know, right?
Mike Rainey
It's like, you, hey, yeah.
Zach Amico
You did this.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Good for you. I want to go to show and tell. Is it really a nightmare?
Mike Rainey
I haven't been there a long time. I loved it. Here's what I liked about it, is you get some pretty rough, which I like. And it's. You could. When I was there last, you could bring your own booze.
Zach Amico
Byob, right?
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Mike Rainey
Fully nude. And the thing that I liked about this, this was the first club, strip club I'd been to that had a chubby girl dancing, and she was still self conscious. She had on a men's dress shirt over. Over her nude body.
Zach Amico
Okay. Like. Like mankind.
Mike Rainey
She was very womankind.
Zach Amico
Like.
Mike Rainey
Yeah, but that was the first time I had seen a girl.
Zach Amico
She takes the sock out.
Mike Rainey
But, yeah, show and tell was where it's at, man. And yeah, they'll. They'll kind of do what you wanted, like, on the off. At least on the off hours is when I went there. And I think it was like, what would off hours be before the show bar opens? I probably went there, like, it 6pm on like a weeknight. And they're just waiting outside these rooms. It's almost set up like a doctor's room, doctor's office. And I went in there and I think I was probably like 19. And the lady's like, how much money do you have? And at the time, like, I worked at a bingo hall, so I Would make, like, on the books, I wouldn't make a lot of money. And I think at the time I had like, 70 bucks with me. I was like, what can I get for 70 bucks? And I just had $70 in ones. And she's like, you can jack off in front of. Of me.
Zach Amico
I was like, all right, you know what? That's not bad.
Mike Rainey
Yeah. And I. I didn't know, like, I had no. At the time, it was all my money, so I assumed she was, you know, milking me dry. I was kind of pissed. Yeah.
Zach Amico
That would have been 140.
Mike Rainey
But in hindsight. Yeah, like, that kind of stuff, 70 bucks for that kind of is a bargain.
Zach Amico
You want to hear my record?
Mike Rainey
I do.
Zach Amico
Talk. Jerk off in front of. Talked it down 10 bucks. Talk about it. Steel.
Mike Rainey
Did she have her kids in the room with her?
Zach Amico
No, no, it was a lady of the evening.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And I got her down to a tensky. That. That. That, my friend, felt great.
Mike Rainey
Did she look like the kind of lady that could be talked down to a 10?
Zach Amico
No, she was okay.
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Pretty.
Audible Voice
All right.
Zach Amico
Hispanic. Hispanic broad.
Mike Rainey
Okay.
Zach Amico
And nice. Very, very good.
Mike Rainey
Oh, dude.
Zach Amico
Very good.
Mike Rainey
That kind of makes me feel good, man. Because you hear all these horror stories about guys getting GHB and having all their stolen, but every now and again, there is a hooker with a heart of gold who's just like, you know what?
Zach Amico
And then I went to text my friend Pat, Pat Clowman about it, and he was in my phone as Pat art department, because we just finished a movie, but I accidentally texted Pat, hot tranny, who was a trans girl I had met working on the movie. So after not seeing me for two months after the movie ended, I randomly texted a trans girl at 4 in the morning. I just talked to hooker down to $10 to watch me jerk off. Thought you'd be proud. And she was not. She said, that's disgusting. And I think sec. I think sex work is abuse, brother.
Mike Rainey
And you're separate the wheat from the chaff.
Zach Amico
What can I say?
Mike Rainey
Yeah.
Zach Amico
All right, let's call it there. That was Zach Amico's Morning Zoo. We have an exclusive episode coming to you on Friday, and it was a very fucking fun one. And I want to thank our wonderful guest, Mike Rainey. Please check out Little Stinkers dad meat and get in some head.
Mike Rainey
Thank you, buddy.
Zach Amico
And see Mike out on the road. He's fucking hilarious. And hey, we'll see you this Friday on the exclusive episode here on Zach Amico's Morning Zoom is Morning Time to him. Papa Mako. Chug it down. Just like your favorite OB Clown. Grab a call bear and join the crew. It's a Miko morning suit. It's Zach. Me go morning, too.
Mike Rainey
Whoa.
Zac Amico's Morning Zoo – Episode 0006: Mike Rainey
Release Date: May 4, 2025 | Host: GaS Digital Network
Timestamp: [01:36 – 02:32]
The episode kicks off with Zac Amico warmly welcoming his co-hosts Shannon and Jorge, along with an enthusiastic chat participant, Bing Bong. Zac introduces his guest, Mike Rainey, describing him as "one of Philadelphia's finest" and expressing genuine affection.
Mike reciprocates the camaraderie, appreciating the playful banter and expressing his excitement about being on the show.
Timestamp: [02:49 – 03:13]
Zac and Mike take a moment to share promotional content. Mike highlights his new book, "Terrible Advice for Lovers," and his upcoming podcast, "Getting Some Head." Zac reciprocates by promoting his live events with JCW and encouraging listeners to subscribe to GaS Digital with a special promo code.
Timestamp: [04:28 – 14:02]
The conversation shifts to a provocative topic: Robert De Niro's child, Aaron, coming out as transgender and celebrating his Black female identity. Mike and Zac engage in a candid and humorous debate about race, identity, and societal perceptions.
The discussion delves into mixed-race beauty standards, societal expectations, and personal anecdotes, highlighting the hosts' irreverent humor and unfiltered perspectives.
Timestamp: [29:00 – 36:53]
Shannon introduces a true crime segment detailing the gruesome case of Lori Valo Daybell. The narrative covers Lori's descent into an extremist Mormon sect led by Chad Daybell, her subsequent murders of her husband and children, and her eventual conviction.
The segment provides a chilling overview of the crimes, exploring themes of cult influence, familial betrayal, and the tragic outcomes stemming from extremist beliefs.
Timestamp: [46:06 – 51:23]
In a darkly humorous segment, the hosts discuss a bizarre case where a woman chooses to keep her dog despite the animal having bitten off her nose. The conversation blends macabre humor with storytelling, highlighting the hosts' penchant for shock value.
This segment underscores the show's commitment to exploring extreme and unusual stories, often blending humor with unsettling content.
Timestamp: [51:23 – 54:44]
The hosts delve into a discussion about Meta's AI chatbots using celebrity voices and their inappropriate interactions with minors. They critique the technology's potential for abuse and the ethical implications of AI engaging in sexual conversations with underage users.
The segment highlights concerns over AI misuse, the responsibilities of tech companies, and the potential societal impacts of such technologies.
Timestamp: [63:14 – 76:23]
In a series of humorous and explicit exchanges, Zac and Mike share personal stories related to urination mishaps. These anecdotes range from embarrassing accidents to bawdy humor about bodily functions, showcasing the hosts' carefree and edgy comedic style.
The lighthearted and often crude nature of these stories emphasizes the show's irreverent tone and the hosts' comfort with discussing taboo subjects.
Timestamp: [76:23 – End]
As the episode winds down, Zac and Mike wrap up with final humorous exchanges, further promoting their respective projects and teasing upcoming content. They express gratitude towards their listeners and encourage continued engagement.
The episode concludes on a high-energy note, maintaining the show's signature blend of chaos, humor, and candid conversation.
Note: This episode contains mature language and explicit content that may not be suitable for all audiences.