Zac Amico's Morning Zoo - Episode 0007: Allie Mae and Michael Turner

Release Date: May 9, 2025

Host: GaS Digital Network
Guests: Allie Mae and Michael Turner

I. Opening Remarks and Introductions

The episode kicks off with host Zac Amico welcoming listeners to another lively edition of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo. Zac introduces his co-hosts, Allie Mae and Michael Turner, setting the stage for a day filled with humor, wild stories, and chaotic discussions.

[01:19] Zach Amico: "Happy Monday. It's your other boy, the international superstar Zac Amico coming to you live from Gas Digital Studios."

II. Skank Fest Houston: A Blast from the Past

Zac reminisces about a past event at Skank Fest Houston, sharing a humorous and slightly wild story involving Michael. The tale revolves around a woman who, after partying on mushrooms, leaves the venue unexpectedly.

[02:06] Michael Turner: "Last time I saw you, you were stapling a $100 bill to your testicles."

[03:03] Zach Amico: "She was camouflaged in the bushes... I like to think she just became part of Houston."

III. Cinco de Mayo Celebrations and Restaurant Rankings

The conversation shifts to Cinco de Mayo, with Zac and Michael discussing their favorite restaurants and their rankings. They humorously categorize establishments like Outback Steakhouse, Chili's, and Red Lobster based on personal experiences and nostalgia.

[04:14] Shannon: "It's Mexican morning."

[24:50] Michael Turner: "Red Lobster's had a pretty significant fallback. I'm with you, though. I remember the good times with Red Lobster."

IV. Viral Incident: Public Defecation in Philadelphia

A standout moment of the episode is the discussion of a viral video featuring a woman defecating publicly in Philadelphia. The trio analyzes the incident, debating whether it constitutes public defecation or indecent exposure, all while maintaining their characteristic humor.

[14:07] Zach Amico: "This lady gets out of her car, bends over, lifts up her skirt and fully fires diarrhea."

[15:08] Michael Turner: "She's been arrested for what? Public defecation."

V. Introducing "How's Your Duty?" – A New Bowel Movement Segment

In an innovative twist, Zac and co-hosts launch a new segment titled "How's Your Duty?" where they humorously discuss their recent bowel movements, rating them on a scale and sharing personal anecdotes.

[28:53] Michael Turner: "How's your duty?"

[29:15] Zach Amico: "I call it a 5 5. But not so much that it looks like I'm collecting it."

VI. Historical Perspectives: Early Wiping Tools

The conversation takes an educational yet comedic turn as the hosts delve into the history of wiping tools used by early humans. From leaves and stones to ancient Greek and Roman methods, they explore how hygiene practices have evolved.

[35:05] Zach Amico: "Early humans used leaves, grass, sticks, or stones. The Greeks used polished pebbles, sometimes inscribed with names as insults."

[36:05] Michael Turner: "Always a step above."

VII. Doggy Tales and the World’s Tallest and Shortest Dogs

Adding a lighter note, Zac shares a delightful video featuring the world's tallest dog meeting the world's shortest dog. The hosts engage in a playful discussion about dog behaviors, movies centered around canines, and the quirks of pet ownership.

[42:41] Michael Turner: "Oh, that's adorable."

[47:12] Michael Turner: "Homeward Bound type home."

VIII. Controversial Segment: Brian Peppers and Impractical Jokers

A more serious topic arises as the podcast addresses allegations against Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers, citing accusations of grooming a minor. The hosts navigate the sensitive subject with a mix of seriousness and their signature irreverent humor, questioning the appropriateness and impact of coming forward years after the incidents.

[59:02] Shannon: "When I was 15 years old, Joe Gatto from the Impractical Jokers groomed me."

[62:34] Zach Amico: "I always thought that was the funniest thing about the MeToo movement is nothing describes the women who participated in it better than going, 'me too.'"

IX. Social Media and Personal Encounters

Zac and his co-hosts share personal stories about their experiences with social media, including unsolicited explicit content and the challenges of navigating platforms like Snapchat and Instagram. This segment offers a relatable glimpse into the digital age's pitfalls.

[65:35] Michael Turner: "There's a lot of photos of my penis out there, but they disappeared."

[66:27] Shannon: "It's so weird."

X. Promotions and Upcoming Events

As the show nears its end, the hosts promote their personal projects and upcoming events. Allie Mae advertises her comedy shows, Michael Turner shares his tour dates, and Zac encourages listeners to support the network through exclusive offers.

[73:15] Allie Mae: "I'm on Instagram as @defaultprogrammer. I have a show at the Stand this Wednesday called 'Drip.' Use my code to save $5."

[73:48] Zach Amico: "If you love the show, use the promo code zoo at checkout@gasdigital.com to save and get exclusive access."

XI. Closing Remarks

The episode wraps up with final humorous exchanges and reminders for listeners to stay tuned for more chaotic and entertaining content in future episodes.

[74:45] Michael Turner: "Don't go pooping on any coke. It's Acme go morning too."

Notable Quotes:

• Zach Amico [03:03]: "She was camouflaged in the bushes... I like to think she just became part of Houston."

• Allie Mae [27:25]: "It was a clean poop. I didn't even have to wipe."

• Shannon [38:44]: "In 2025, if you don't have a bidet, you have to have baby wipes. And if you don't have baby wipes, you're a monster."

• Ali Mae [54:26]: "This man's name was Brian Peppers. For years, this photograph circulated on the Internet attached to his story of sexual abuse."

Episode Highlights:

• Humorous Anecdotes: From wild festival memories to personal mishaps involving public defecation and social media blunders, the hosts maintain a humorous tone throughout.

• Serious Topics with a Twist: While addressing sensitive issues like grooming allegations, the podcast balances seriousness with their unique comedic style.

• Engaging Segments: Innovative segments like "How's Your Duty?" add a fresh and entertaining dimension to the show.

• Listener Relatability: Discussions on social media experiences and historical hygiene practices resonate with a broad audience, making the content both entertaining and insightful.

Conclusion:

Episode 0007 of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo delivers a blend of humor, controversy, and relatable content. With engaging storytelling, notable quotes, and a dynamic interaction among hosts Allie Mae and Michael Turner, listeners are treated to a memorable and chaotic morning show experience. Whether reflecting on past events, diving into viral incidents, or sharing personal stories, the episode encapsulates the unhinged and fun essence that defines Zac Amico's unique radio presence.