Zac Amico's Morning Zoo
Episode 0014: Ryan Shaner and JJ Lieberman
Release Date: June 1, 2025

Hosted by Zac Amico of the GaS Digital Network, Zac’s Morning Zoo delivers an unhinged and chaotic start to the day, blending twisted takes on current events, wild stories, and interactions with a rotating cast of comedians and entertainers. In Episode 0014, Zac welcomes guests Ryan Shaner and JJ Lieberman, diving into a variety of engaging and often outrageous topics. This detailed summary captures the essence of their conversation, enriched with notable quotes and timestamps for key moments.

1. Welcome and Guest Introductions (00:35 - 02:35)

Zac Amico kickstarts the episode with his signature energetic greeting, addressing his listeners as “fuck faces” and introducing his guests with enthusiasm.

• Zach Amico [01:14]:
  "Wake up, wake up, wake up. Good morning, fuck faces. It's your old pal cousin Zach. Welcome to the morning goddamn zoo. This could be a fun day."

He introduces JJ Lieberman and Ryan Shaner, praising JJ’s recent successes.

• Zach Amico [01:43]:
  "You've been fucking popping out, popping off lately. Yeah. People get a lot of attention, and I would like to let you know, well deserved. And you're a very funny guy and I'm really happy for you."

• J.J. Lieberman [01:52]:
  "Thanks, buddy. 1212 years. Finally a little fucking taste of old."

2. Guest Promotions and Show Plugs (02:35 - 04:05)

The conversation transitions to promoting the guests' upcoming projects and shows.

• JJ Lieberman [03:04]:
  "I just dropped a podcast called Two Goons and that should be out literally next week. So some of the biggest porn stars."

• Ryan Shaner [03:32]:
  "You can check me out on the end podcast wherever you get your podcast."

Zac Amico also plugs his own shows and website, offering listeners exclusive discounts.

• Zach Amico [04:05]:
  "Hey, if you want to see me live, punchup Live. Zachamico. Use the promo code ZOO and you get a $50 off a month."

3. Kevin Costner Lawsuit Discussion (04:35 - 11:07)

Zac introduces a shocking news story about Kevin Costner being sued by his stunt double over a violent unscripted rape scene. The trio delves into the details and implications.

• Zach Amico [04:51]:
  "Kevin Costner sued by Horizon stunt double over violent unscripted rape scene."

• Ryan Shaner [05:02]:
  "Whoa. Kevin Costner raped his stunt double."

They discuss the lack of preparation and intimacy coaches on set, expressing skepticism about the stunt double’s allegations.

• JJ Lieberman [07:15]:
  "Some people just do stunt work for the money. My friend Dave, he's a magician and he does clown work. He's got all his tricks on him..."

• Zach Amico [10:10]:
  "I think this lady was taken by surprise. Sex scenes are usually closed sets."

The conversation highlights issues surrounding consent and professionalism in the film industry.

4. Movie Production Anecdotes (11:07 - 35:00)

The discussion shifts to humorous and frustrating experiences in movie production, focusing on scenes that required numerous takes.

• Ryan Shaner [12:01]:
  "Do you ever see A Tin Cup? The part where he hits the golf ball. That was done in one take."

• Zach Amico [13:12]:
  "Pizza on the roof and Breaking Bad was one."

• JJ Lieberman [14:33]:
  "There is a guy who used to do Rookie Blue. It was a cop show. And he was the coolest guy on set..."

They recount stories from movies like Home Alone, where simple scenes became monumental production challenges due to multiple takes.

• Zach Amico [13:33]:
  "It's never the thing you think it's going to be that fucks your day up."

The trio emphasizes the unpredictability and meticulous nature of filmmaking.

5. Porn Parodies and Industry Insights (35:00 - 45:00)

Transitioning to adult entertainment, the hosts review and critique porn parodies of popular sitcoms like Seinfeld and Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

• JJ Lieberman [18:49]:
  "They did a really good job with the set."

• Zach Amico [19:02]:
  "The laugh track is hilarious. The fact that somebody had to sit and do a laugh track on board is really funny."

They discuss the quality and humor infused into these parodies, highlighting their blend of comedy and adult content.

• Ryan Shaner [20:08]:
  "And he is my good, close, personal friend Tommy Pistol, who you will recognize from many a parody porn."

The conversation touches on the intersection of humor and sexuality, and how these parodies reflect broader societal trends.

6. Dick Pumps and Sexual Health Products (45:00 - 60:00)

A significant portion of the episode focuses on the use and effects of dick pumps, blending personal anecdotes with humor and technical insights.

• Zach Amico [25:03]:
  "Sometimes a new guy is in porn. So the two things that happen with one, he can't get hard and then two, gets too excited, he nuts too early..."

• Ryan Shaner [26:04]:
  "No one is happy. Nobody's happy."

• JJ Lieberman [29:05]:
  "So what you're talking about being a feature backer? I have a few friends that do that for a living."

They explore the side effects, challenges, and societal perceptions surrounding sexual enhancement devices.

• Ryan Shaner [30:19]:
  "Have you ever pumped? I used to pump all the time."

The hosts use vivid humor to discuss sensitive topics, making the conversation both informative and entertaining.

7. AI and Attractiveness Segment (60:00 - 77:00)

In a unique segment, the hosts experiment with AI, using ChatGPT to assess their attractiveness based on provided pictures. Their reactions highlight the sometimes awkward interaction between human perception and machine analysis.

• Shannon [60:42]:
  "So it's pretty positive. And then I have...I have an editor who's doing one of the high-end versions of AI..."

• Ryan Shaner [61:03]:
  "I did do that."

• Shannon [64:18]:
  "Your smile is big and expressive, which gives off very approachable... Areas for improvement: brow and eye definition."

The hosts humorously critique the AI’s feedback, revealing their skepticism and amusement.

• Zach Amico [65:22]:
  "That's a pretty nice way of saying, look at this big fat."

8. Shocking News: French Surgeon’s Crimes (77:00 - 82:00)

The episode takes a dark turn as the hosts discuss a harrowing case of a French surgeon named Joel (surname unspecified) convicted of numerous child sexual abuses.

• Shannon [72:19]:
  "He admitted to at least 299 horrifying crimes against victims who are mostly under the age of 15."

• Zach Amico [73:04]:
  "I would like to think, sir, you've accused of raping 300 children."

The conversation delves into the severity of the crimes, the justice system's response, and parallels to infamous cases like Larry Nassar’s.

• Ryan Shaner [74:25]:
  "Only 20 years and he's the worst pedophile?"

They express outrage and disbelief over the sentencing, questioning the adequacy of the punishment.

9. Final Segments and Wrap-Up (82:00 - 88:02)

In the concluding part of the episode, Zac attempts to showcase a friend's performance on America's Got Talent. The hosts express disappointment as the act doesn’t make it through the selection process.

• Ryan Shaner [86:34]:
  "Simon, you could have made a man's dreams come true."

They end on a light-hearted note, incorporating more humor and teasing about future episodes.

• Zach Amico [87:35]:
  "We're gonna have a Costco murder or like a behind-the-scenes costume."

• Zach Amico [88:02]:
  "Thank you guys and good night. Bye."

Notable Quotes:

• Zach Amico [01:14]:
  "Good morning, fuck faces. It's your old pal cousin Zach."

• Ryan Shaner [05:02]:
  "Whoa. Kevin Costner raped his stunt double."

• JJ Lieberman [07:15]:
  "That's what happened the first day. We're in overtime."

• Zach Amico [14:40]:
  "I'm a whore."

• Shannon [60:42]:
  "If your dick has been trying to take a personal day when you need it to be clocked in, it's time to check out HIMS Ed."

• JJ Lieberman [73:25]:
  "Joel... admitted to 299 horrifying crimes."

Conclusion:

Episode 0014 of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo is a rollercoaster of discussions ranging from shocking legal cases and behind-the-scenes movie production woes to candid talks about adult entertainment and the quirks of AI. Ryan Shaner and JJ Lieberman bring their unique perspectives, infused with humor and candor, making for an engaging and multifaceted episode. Listeners are treated to a mix of serious topics and lighthearted banter, encapsulating the chaotic yet entertaining nature of the show.