0014. Ryan Shaner and JJ Liberman

Summary

Zac Amico's Morning Zoo
Episode 0014: Ryan Shaner and JJ Lieberman
Release Date: June 1, 2025

Hosted by Zac Amico of the GaS Digital Network, Zac’s Morning Zoo delivers an unhinged and chaotic start to the day, blending twisted takes on current events, wild stories, and interactions with a rotating cast of comedians and entertainers. In Episode 0014, Zac welcomes guests Ryan Shaner and JJ Lieberman, diving into a variety of engaging and often outrageous topics. This detailed summary captures the essence of their conversation, enriched with notable quotes and timestamps for key moments.

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1. Welcome and Guest Introductions (00:35 - 02:35)

Zac Amico kickstarts the episode with his signature energetic greeting, addressing his listeners as “fuck faces” and introducing his guests with enthusiasm.

• Zach Amico [01:14]:
  "Wake up, wake up, wake up. Good morning, fuck faces. It's your old pal cousin Zach. Welcome to the morning goddamn zoo. This could be a fun day."

He introduces JJ Lieberman and Ryan Shaner, praising JJ’s recent successes.

• Zach Amico [01:43]:
  "You've been fucking popping out, popping off lately. Yeah. People get a lot of attention, and I would like to let you know, well deserved. And you're a very funny guy and I'm really happy for you."

• J.J. Lieberman [01:52]:
  "Thanks, buddy. 1212 years. Finally a little fucking taste of old."

2. Guest Promotions and Show Plugs (02:35 - 04:05)

The conversation transitions to promoting the guests' upcoming projects and shows.

• JJ Lieberman [03:04]:
  "I just dropped a podcast called Two Goons and that should be out literally next week. So some of the biggest porn stars."

• Ryan Shaner [03:32]:
  "You can check me out on the end podcast wherever you get your podcast."

Zac Amico also plugs his own shows and website, offering listeners exclusive discounts.

• Zach Amico [04:05]:
  "Hey, if you want to see me live, punchup Live. Zachamico. Use the promo code ZOO and you get a $50 off a month."

3. Kevin Costner Lawsuit Discussion (04:35 - 11:07)

Zac introduces a shocking news story about Kevin Costner being sued by his stunt double over a violent unscripted rape scene. The trio delves into the details and implications.

• Zach Amico [04:51]:
  "Kevin Costner sued by Horizon stunt double over violent unscripted rape scene."

• Ryan Shaner [05:02]:
  "Whoa. Kevin Costner raped his stunt double."

They discuss the lack of preparation and intimacy coaches on set, expressing skepticism about the stunt double’s allegations.

• JJ Lieberman [07:15]:
  "Some people just do stunt work for the money. My friend Dave, he's a magician and he does clown work. He's got all his tricks on him..."

• Zach Amico [10:10]:
  "I think this lady was taken by surprise. Sex scenes are usually closed sets."

The conversation highlights issues surrounding consent and professionalism in the film industry.

4. Movie Production Anecdotes (11:07 - 35:00)

The discussion shifts to humorous and frustrating experiences in movie production, focusing on scenes that required numerous takes.

• Ryan Shaner [12:01]:
  "Do you ever see A Tin Cup? The part where he hits the golf ball. That was done in one take."

• Zach Amico [13:12]:
  "Pizza on the roof and Breaking Bad was one."

• JJ Lieberman [14:33]:
  "There is a guy who used to do Rookie Blue. It was a cop show. And he was the coolest guy on set..."

They recount stories from movies like Home Alone, where simple scenes became monumental production challenges due to multiple takes.

• Zach Amico [13:33]:
  "It's never the thing you think it's going to be that fucks your day up."

The trio emphasizes the unpredictability and meticulous nature of filmmaking.

5. Porn Parodies and Industry Insights (35:00 - 45:00)

Transitioning to adult entertainment, the hosts review and critique porn parodies of popular sitcoms like Seinfeld and Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

• JJ Lieberman [18:49]:
  "They did a really good job with the set."

• Zach Amico [19:02]:
  "The laugh track is hilarious. The fact that somebody had to sit and do a laugh track on board is really funny."

They discuss the quality and humor infused into these parodies, highlighting their blend of comedy and adult content.

• Ryan Shaner [20:08]:
  "And he is my good, close, personal friend Tommy Pistol, who you will recognize from many a parody porn."

The conversation touches on the intersection of humor and sexuality, and how these parodies reflect broader societal trends.

6. Dick Pumps and Sexual Health Products (45:00 - 60:00)

A significant portion of the episode focuses on the use and effects of dick pumps, blending personal anecdotes with humor and technical insights.

• Zach Amico [25:03]:
  "Sometimes a new guy is in porn. So the two things that happen with one, he can't get hard and then two, gets too excited, he nuts too early..."

• Ryan Shaner [26:04]:
  "No one is happy. Nobody's happy."

• JJ Lieberman [29:05]:
  "So what you're talking about being a feature backer? I have a few friends that do that for a living."

They explore the side effects, challenges, and societal perceptions surrounding sexual enhancement devices.

• Ryan Shaner [30:19]:
  "Have you ever pumped? I used to pump all the time."

The hosts use vivid humor to discuss sensitive topics, making the conversation both informative and entertaining.

7. AI and Attractiveness Segment (60:00 - 77:00)

In a unique segment, the hosts experiment with AI, using ChatGPT to assess their attractiveness based on provided pictures. Their reactions highlight the sometimes awkward interaction between human perception and machine analysis.

• Shannon [60:42]:
  "So it's pretty positive. And then I have...I have an editor who's doing one of the high-end versions of AI..."

• Ryan Shaner [61:03]:
  "I did do that."

• Shannon [64:18]:
  "Your smile is big and expressive, which gives off very approachable... Areas for improvement: brow and eye definition."

The hosts humorously critique the AI’s feedback, revealing their skepticism and amusement.

• Zach Amico [65:22]:
  "That's a pretty nice way of saying, look at this big fat."

8. Shocking News: French Surgeon’s Crimes (77:00 - 82:00)

The episode takes a dark turn as the hosts discuss a harrowing case of a French surgeon named Joel (surname unspecified) convicted of numerous child sexual abuses.

• Shannon [72:19]:
  "He admitted to at least 299 horrifying crimes against victims who are mostly under the age of 15."

• Zach Amico [73:04]:
  "I would like to think, sir, you've accused of raping 300 children."

The conversation delves into the severity of the crimes, the justice system's response, and parallels to infamous cases like Larry Nassar’s.

• Ryan Shaner [74:25]:
  "Only 20 years and he's the worst pedophile?"

They express outrage and disbelief over the sentencing, questioning the adequacy of the punishment.

9. Final Segments and Wrap-Up (82:00 - 88:02)

In the concluding part of the episode, Zac attempts to showcase a friend's performance on America's Got Talent. The hosts express disappointment as the act doesn’t make it through the selection process.

• Ryan Shaner [86:34]:
  "Simon, you could have made a man's dreams come true."

They end on a light-hearted note, incorporating more humor and teasing about future episodes.

• Zach Amico [87:35]:
  "We're gonna have a Costco murder or like a behind-the-scenes costume."

• Zach Amico [88:02]:
  "Thank you guys and good night. Bye."

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Notable Quotes:

• Zach Amico [01:14]:
  "Good morning, fuck faces. It's your old pal cousin Zach."

• Ryan Shaner [05:02]:
  "Whoa. Kevin Costner raped his stunt double."

• JJ Lieberman [07:15]:
  "That's what happened the first day. We're in overtime."

• Zach Amico [14:40]:
  "I'm a whore."

• Shannon [60:42]:
  "If your dick has been trying to take a personal day when you need it to be clocked in, it's time to check out HIMS Ed."

• JJ Lieberman [73:25]:
  "Joel... admitted to 299 horrifying crimes."

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Conclusion:

Episode 0014 of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo is a rollercoaster of discussions ranging from shocking legal cases and behind-the-scenes movie production woes to candid talks about adult entertainment and the quirks of AI. Ryan Shaner and JJ Lieberman bring their unique perspectives, infused with humor and candor, making for an engaging and multifaceted episode. Listeners are treated to a mix of serious topics and lighthearted banter, encapsulating the chaotic yet entertaining nature of the show.

Transcript

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[J.J. Lieberman]

Fill her up.

[Ryan Shaner]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network. Wake up, it's time to go. Zach and Miko's got a show. Animals are here to play jokes against you Start your day till the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your leg, Touch the sky Grab a coffee and join the crew. It's Zach Amico morning, too.

[Zach Amico]

Wake up, wake up, wake up. Good morning, fuck faces. It's your old pal cousin Zach. Welcome to the morning goddamn zoo. This could be a fun day. I'm happy I got two guys across the table for me who I happen to love very, very much across the table from me. You guys know and love them. It's J.J. lieberman.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yo, what's up, baby?

[Zach Amico]

How you doing, buddy?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Great, dude.

[Zach Amico]

You've been fucking popping out, popping off lately. Yeah. People get a lot of attention, and I would like to let you know, well deserved. And you're a very funny guy and I'm really happy for you.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Thanks, buddy. 1212 years. Finally a little fucking taste of old.

[Zach Amico]

Little piece of cake for the chipper, right?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Taste. Until they find out you've been doing some fudgeing deviant shit. You don't want to get too big. You want to be like. You want to get like.

[Zach Amico]

You should have told me that a few years ago.

[Ryan Shaner]

Where were you, dude? You want.

[J.J. Lieberman]

You want to get, like, to like, where nobody really knows you except people in comedy. See, something's going on, but you don't want to get diddy big.

[Zach Amico]

No, no.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Then they come after you.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no, I'm happy. I. I'm very happy with. If I get recognized at the airport once, I'm like, you know what? That's what I wanted.

[Ryan Shaner]

That's pretty great.

[J.J. Lieberman]

It's a nice life.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Just a night. Hey, how are you? Have a nice conversation. Appreciate it. Thanks very much. Enjoy your flight.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, Most people, they'll see me, they'll go, hey, what's up? I'm like, yo, what's up? And then they walk away.

[Ryan Shaner]

That's best case scenario.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, it's pretty good. Pretty good.

[Zach Amico]

Next to him from the end of podcast as well as now World War Fun with Sidney Gantt. It's Ryan Shaner, buddy, thank you so.

[Ryan Shaner]

Much for having me, Zach, my absolute pleasure.

[Zach Amico]

You know I fucking love you dearly. Let's get plugs out of the way because I've been forgetting to do them. So, jj, what do you want people to check out? My friend?

[J.J. Lieberman]

I was actually coming on because I had a show here next week in New York, but that sold out. So Naples, Florida, next month, July 6th. And then me and Che D Arena have just dropped a podcast called Two Goons and that should be out literally next week. So some of the biggest porn stars.

[Zach Amico]

We'Re interviewing and yeah, very, very good, Mr. Shaner.

[Ryan Shaner]

You can check me out on the end podcast. Wherever you get your podcast, make sure you call the hotline, 833-443-5300. And also World War Fun with Sydney Gant, wherever you get your podcasts as well. And check out the Good boys. We're going to be in Pittsburgh June 7, tailgating. We're gonna be at the Pittsburgh Improv and also tailgating the Pittsburgh Pirates and Philadelphia Phillies baseball game. And then June 21st, Sydney and I will be at Souljols at 7 o' clock. Check that out. And this weekend, if you're listening, I will be with John Moses at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone.

[Zach Amico]

Very cool.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Friday, Moses is the man.

[Ryan Shaner]

He's the fucking dude, yo. You know Moses?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he's great Toronto guy. Yeah, yeah, very good.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I'm always a Toronto guy.

[Zach Amico]

Very, very good man.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, if you want to see me live, punchup Live. Zachamico. If you're listening live tonight, I'm at New York Comedy Club Midtown with Naim Ali and Chris Faga. And hey, if you like the show, go to gasdigital.com today. Use the promo code ZOO and you get a $50 off a month. You get ads early ad free and uncensored. The archives, thousands of episodes of all your favorite podcasts. And hey, see me in public. Tell me use that promo code zoo kiss you right on the mouth. Whoa. Yeah, that's how good I am. Let's have some fun today, boys.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, dude.

[Zach Amico]

All right, what are we looking at here? Okay, Kevin Costner sued by Horizon stunt double over violent unscripted rape scene.

[Ryan Shaner]

Whoa. Kevin Costner raped his stunt double. His stunt double or a stunt double?

[Zach Amico]

I think we're gonna need some details because I am unfamiliar with this, but Mr. Costner.

[Ryan Shaner]

Jesus Christ.

[Zach Amico]

The postman always does ring twice.

[Ryan Shaner]

It was a real water world inside of that guy's eyes.

[Zach Amico]

Fucking him. It's like dancing with wolves. All right, Shannon, tell us about it.

[Shannon]

So this is the stunt double for the leading actor, actress in the film, which is Ellen Ella Hunt.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Shannon]

This is what she looks like. If you just want to see what the actual actress looks like.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, okay. It's her stunt double.

[Shannon]

Yeah, her stunt double. So she said that she wasn't ever told about this scene, that she wasn't prepared for it, there was no intimacy coach on set, and she felt violated by it, and she's now suing him and the production team for. For this.

[Zach Amico]

And he's the actor in the scene?

[Shannon]

I don't think so. I think he's the director. Let me just double check. But it also says. It says she's suing for an undisclosed amount and wants a trial by jury.

[Ryan Shaner]

So she. They just sprang this sex scene on her, and she had no idea that it was gonna happen?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, no, I don't. I don't trust. You could always tell by people's looks who's gonna be a little troublemaker on set. And you could tell, like, a couple of her haircuts that.

[Zach Amico]

Well, that was the girl. She's the stunt double for.

[Ryan Shaner]

That was the girl.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, here's my thing. If you're a stunt double in a sex scene, you got to go, they must be doing something pretty wild. The sex scene, she needed a stunt double.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, it's more like a double is what that is. Dude, you got to. You got to. Really?

[Zach Amico]

So the thing that doesn't make sense to me here.

[Shannon]

This is her.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That's.

[Ryan Shaner]

That's the stunt double.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, damn. She's good looking too.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. No, but she's. Oh, yep. Dark hair, light eyes.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, that's how it goes, man.

[Zach Amico]

Devlin Labella, go to that pic second from the bottom. Next one over. Nope, other way. Other way.

[Ryan Shaner]

The one where she looks like Morisha Adams.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, the one where she looks like Marilyn.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, that one.

[Zach Amico]

There we go. Yep. That'll your life up.

[Ryan Shaner]

That'll really you over.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Dude, is that their whole career is. They don't even act. They got into probably acting, and then they're like. They get kind of typ. Casted as stunt doubling.

[Zach Amico]

No, some people do both.

[Ryan Shaner]

Some people really get into stunt Work like they really, really enjoy it.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I met, the only time I ever did, I did Rookie Blue. It was a show, the cop show. And. And I was like. Because I used to umpire in baseball, so they gave me like a special. Whatever. You're not an extra. You get like the higher rate. You're a special.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Featured background character.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Feature background character.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, yeah, it's a great title.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, it was something like that. You get a little. You get double the money or whatever it is. But there was like a professional stunt guy and he's like, dude, he was the coolest guy on set because he's like driving the cars. He's doing all this stuff like that.

[Zach Amico]

So what you're talking about being a feature backer? I have a few friends that do that for a living.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, big money.

[Zach Amico]

And so my buddy Abraham, who I believe Shayna you might have met.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, I think so.

[Zach Amico]

And he, he knows every fucking little loophole in every scene. So like that rain machine goes on, he knows his bump, that fuck if there's smoke in the scene. He knows, he knows how much extra he gets. He's got a stopwatch going. If they go a minute over.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Minute over.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, that's.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That's what happened the first day. We're in overtime. We did like 14 out. Cuz it was a two day shoot. 14 hours. And people were like, yo, we're getting paid. Yeah.

[Ryan Shaner]

How much you get paid an hour for that? Like, do you get like an hour?

[Zach Amico]

Well, there's scale okay. For sag and non sag.

[Ryan Shaner]

Gotcha.

[Zach Amico]

When you're sag, it's pretty goddamn nice.

[J.J. Lieberman]

So there are people that are sagging that do this. So if you're sagged just as an extra, you make good money.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

So if you're just a regular extra on the, in the. Whatever that is, you're union, you're making good money. So now if you're a special service, whatever it is you're making.

[Zach Amico]

So my friend Abraham's thing is he's.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I think that's what they call it in Canada.

[Ryan Shaner]

I appreciate that, dude.

[Zach Amico]

My friend Dave, he's a magician and he does clown work.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

So they'll bring him in to be a magician in the background. But he's like, I got all my tricks on me and one of those motherfuckers makes me touch a card. That's another $500.

[Ryan Shaner]

Damn.

[Zach Amico]

Then that's a special. Then he's featured featured extra with something specific to do.

[J.J. Lieberman]

And he gets to work with kids.

[Zach Amico]

It doesn't Hurt.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Doesn't fucking hurt at all.

[Ryan Shaner]

Does he ever make black people run away when he does card tricks? He's like, do you get more money?

[Zach Amico]

That's what I hire him for.

[Ryan Shaner]

Do you get more money for them?

[Zach Amico]

Like, that's how I get the reference. I get the riffraff out of my shows. I have him outside doing magic.

[Ryan Shaner]

That is one.

[Zach Amico]

He's creating a perimeter.

[Ryan Shaner]

If only cops knew magic, you know?

[Zach Amico]

So, yeah, my. My issue with. And maybe this girl was taken by surprise. Whatever. But sex scenes are usually closed sets.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So when she saw everyone leaving.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they went. This is a closed set. And it was also rehearsed. This isn't a found footage movie.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

In fact, I bet there's a script.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah. I just. I don't really understand.

[Zach Amico]

I think this is. Lady didn't read the itinerary.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah. She skimmed through the page.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I feel like she just saw that she was on the call sheet.

[Ryan Shaner]

She's like, I can be there.

[Zach Amico]

All right. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I can turn. Yeah. All right. I'll get up around 8.

[Ryan Shaner]

Sounds fine. I saw Ooh and ah. And I thought I was getting I stub in my toe. I didn't know exactly what I was doing.

[J.J. Lieberman]

So they. They did. So what was the aggressiveness?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Is there any more?

[Shannon]

So it just said. So I think I said this before, but she said that it was unscripted and unscheduled. That it was sprung on her last minute, but that. That's it. It doesn't really say what happens. It also says that the Costner's attorney. But of course she'll say this. But she said that she's a. A serial accuser.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, no.

[Shannon]

And that she believes this has no merit. But I guess we'll see how it plays out.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Women be shopping, women be accuser.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. You never want to hear that. You never want to get a. You never want to be the girl who cried rape. Like, because when it.

[Ryan Shaner]

Actually, no one's gonna believe you. No one's gonna.

[Zach Amico]

It's always like. You ever meet a girl who says her boyfriend's abuser?

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It's like three in a row. And you're like, I don't think so, dude. That fourth guy is gonna beat the shit out of her.

[Ryan Shaner]

Wild. There was.

[Zach Amico]

If you put that mojo out in the world.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If you're the girl. It's like, he would.

[Ryan Shaner]

It's called manifestings.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. It's not one Manifesting, definitely Emphasis on.

[Ryan Shaner]

The fist on the end of that.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. It's one manifesting.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, I side with Costner. Makes great baseball movies. And his. He's got pretty good swing. Like if you see him in Bull Durham and you know.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no, I completely agree.

[Ryan Shaner]

Great job. Do you ever see A Tin Cup?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yes. That was amazing.

[Ryan Shaner]

The part where he hits the. The. The golf ball. That was done in one take. No, that was done in one where.

[J.J. Lieberman]

He threw it up with the shovel.

[Ryan Shaner]

And they didn't know that he was gonna do that. They're just like, hit the golf ball. He's like, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, okay. Actually, that's a good argument for that lady.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If cast is a little things out, he's a little loosey goosey on set. I don't know if you've seen 10 cups.

[Ryan Shaner]

I like to throw things around. I'm sorry.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That was an outstanding movie, by the way. I've only. That was a one shot for me.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, I don't think I've ever watched. I don't think I've watched it again. Yeah, I think I only watched that one.

[Zach Amico]

The other one take things I've read about the pizza on the roof and Breaking Bad was one.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, when he threw it up on there.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, one take because they had to get a pizza that was uncut because they wanted it to land in a circle.

[Ryan Shaner]

That's amazing.

[Zach Amico]

And they said they had a whole pile of pizzas and he did it on the first one.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

I think the other one is. It took forever. It took all day. But the Toby Maguire, Spider man catching all the food on the lunch tray.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

Is a real practice.

[Ryan Shaner]

He really. He really did that.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You know I'm talking about wild.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yes, I know that.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That I think they said was like a hundred takes.

[Ryan Shaner]

I think the funny thing is when there's something that seems really simple, but then they do like 400 takes of it. The. In Home Alone where little Nero's the pizza driver hits the. The. The jockey out front. He does that almost 50 times. No, they can't get the take right. And he's hitting it too hard. It's flying off the thing up the bumper on that car so bad they had to have three replacement cars.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That is the most embarrassing thing.

[Zach Amico]

It's never the thing you think it's going to be that fucks your day up. It'll be like somebody. I remember one movie, it was a lady opening a bottle of pills and she had to land the label. Exactly. So that you could read it in the shot.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, man.

[Zach Amico]

And dude, it was like a Half a day she would open it and you would just. It would be half the thing, half the thing. It would go one. It just never fucking works.

[Ryan Shaner]

You would think they'd be able to just fix that in post with CGI now. Like they would just put like a green screen on the label.

[Zach Amico]

Just please, just fucking remember the quality of cinema.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, yes. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[Zach Amico]

Zach, please, please remember most movies it's I, I am accepting a minimal amount of money to be on set with a 40 year old man whose producer is his mother.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

You're an artist though.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, I'm a whore.

[Ryan Shaner]

Zach's been in four unscripted rape scenes in movies. He is a, he's seasoned.

[J.J. Lieberman]

He didn't meet to anyone. I have a buddy who's out in Florida with me last week came by to the house we were doing some stuff at and he was telling me this is, you know, sometimes a new guy is in porn. So the two things that happens with one, he can't get hard and then two, gets too excited, he nuts too early, so he has to again, which for me, dude, I'm one round, I'm done for the rest of the. I'm actually good for like honestly a month now. Yeah, yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't need to.

[Zach Amico]

You're a Kamel.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, yeah. Damn.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But so could you imagine your first time on set? You're someone you nut too quickly, you're too excited and then they have to like fluff you up for an hour to try and get the scene.

[Zach Amico]

So one of my favorite porn site searches is premature really. And it'll just be outtakes of the girl being furious because now she's just watched her day get fucked up, right?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Because she, she.

[Zach Amico]

So she'll be like acting like she loves it. The dude comes, she's furious, but she can't waste the come either.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And so you get to watch a range of emotions.

[Ryan Shaner]

I feel bad for all the special background actors in there too. You know, they were trying to make a lot of money. The featured background actors, like, come on, man.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, like the guy that's got to be George in the Seinfeld parody Nobody Fucks George stands in the background craving.

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[Ryan Shaner]

Did you wait? I never saw. I saw clips of the Seinfeld parody.

[Zach Amico]

It's James Dean, I think.

[Ryan Shaner]

Did they. Did they.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Was it.

[Ryan Shaner]

Did George get.

[Zach Amico]

I would assume maybe George. George might have. I don't think Newman got any pussy, so I would assume that was. I would assume it was Jerry Kramer.

[Ryan Shaner]

Definitely. And I bet Putty Putty, maybe not Uncle Leo. Uncle Leo doesn't make a fucking surprise.

[J.J. Lieberman]

So James Dean was Jerry? Yeah, dude. I saw Johnny Sins last week. Dude is fucking Yokes.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, that's one of your boys, right?

[Shannon]

Who is it? Sorry.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Johnny Sins.

[Shannon]

Oh, I do. I do like him. But I actually really liked Kisses. I feel like she was the most stunning porn stars I met. That's who. I think they used to be married Kisses.

[Ryan Shaner]

Really? Oh, she kept the name.

[Shannon]

So I was trying to find that Seinfeld porn. Is this the one you guys are talking about?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, wow. Man, this is the porn.

[Ryan Shaner]

They did a really good job with the set.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Holy.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, Elaine's Puerto Rican, but.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Look at the shot, the angle.

[Ryan Shaner]

Everything is sexy but not cheap. I know.

[Zach Amico]

I got hard just from the FBI warning.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Pretty good.

[Zach Amico]

The laugh track is hilarious. The fact that somebody had to sit and do a laugh track on board is really funny.

[Ryan Shaner]

It's got to be refreshing, though.

[Zach Amico]

This is kind of awesome.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

What a brilliant idea.

[Zach Amico]

Three men watching porn.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, man.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Hey, man.

[Ryan Shaner]

Not just porn porn. The. The highest grossing sitcom porn of all time.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Did this do well?

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. I haven't seen the box office. I haven't. I haven't. I haven't done the research on it. I'll shatter.

[Ryan Shaner]

The box office is real hairy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Shannon get it. Who shaves box office?

[Ryan Shaner]

It was a shaved box office, dude.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know, but I'm sure. I'm sure it was popular.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That's. That. That was like. Yeah, the set.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Amazing.

[Ryan Shaner]

They did a really good job.

[J.J. Lieberman]

The best someone should have.

[Zach Amico]

Can you look up the Pee Wee Herman porn parody?

[Ryan Shaner]

Is he fucking. Is he fucking the sofa? Is he fucking Jerry?

[J.J. Lieberman]

No. Guy jerking off.

[Zach Amico]

No, it's a. It's a parody of Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, okay. Okay. I thought it was Pee Wee's parody.

[Zach Amico]

And it is my good, close, personal friend Tommy Pistol, who you will recognize from many a parody porn. And I would say this might be his. His coup de grace in cinema. Yeah.

[Ryan Shaner]

Citizen Kane.

[Zach Amico]

His porn. Peewee is so good.

[Ryan Shaner]

I can't wait to see it.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah. I'm surprised they don't do more of this.

[Zach Amico]

No, there is.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Really.

[Zach Amico]

What's. What is it? What's the rule? That. If you could think of it, there's Rule 34. Here it is.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Holy.

[Zach Amico]

Good morning. Good morning. Here on Gas Digital.

[J.J. Lieberman]

This is unbelievable.

[Ryan Shaner]

I really appreciate the knot, the Segways. It's just Peewee doing stuff and then straight up.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, Evan, stay. It's Triple H. I believe Evan Stone is Francis.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, all right. That makes sense.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I didn't know there were black people in Peewee.

[Zach Amico]

That's Cowboy Carl. All right. We don't have to sit and watch this.

[Ryan Shaner]

Great way to. Just kidding.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Zach. Zach Amico's morning porn review.

[Ryan Shaner]

Morning Goo, dude.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. So that's. That is my good buddy, used to do sketch comedy. I was talking about him the other day because we were talking about the Dried angel harpoon parodies. And he's the guy in all those.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, great.

[Zach Amico]

And he's got the. The most Horrifying. So I only found out very recently that this new generation of porn stars, old school guys don't have a lot of respect for him.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Really?

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Why is that?

[Zach Amico]

They're on the juice.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

The pill. That and then the injections.

[J.J. Lieberman]

So. So that's what I was talking to Alexis Fox about this. So many guys get their dick injected and. But what happens is you get it injected and it stays hard. You have to get it injected sometimes to get it down. Like you have to what? Yeah. So they fucking pump your.

[Ryan Shaner]

Fuck that.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ryan Shaner]

That is crazy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well. And what happens is your dick eventually stops.

[Ryan Shaner]

I was going to say there's no way. There isn't long term effects of that.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well the problem is once you start taking. I use a dick pill for special occasions. First time when you.

[Ryan Shaner]

I got to impress this.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, you got to impress. Yeah. First time, first time I bring it out for like a superpower so I can get the second time. And I don't care if someone doesn't me after the second time.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, you're like done.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. You got to, you got what you needed out of.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I got, I got what I needed.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I'm not going to fuck them. Great. So and then, so the first time. So maybe they tell their friends unlikely event, but maybe. And yeah. And other than that, never. Never.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah. I don't know if I could take until I used to. Every now and again like Mike Randy would get Blue Chew sponsors and he's like, yeah, have some blue. And like the first time I took one I was like, all right. Yeah, this is all right. But then I was like getting. I don't know how it happened. I was handed Blue Chew by Mike Rainey. My phone must have known because then I was getting updates for like load enhancer to make your cum super voluminous.

[J.J. Lieberman]

And I work with a company like that.

[Ryan Shaner]

Does it work?

[J.J. Lieberman]

I didn't take it long enough.

[Ryan Shaner]

I was gonna. You'll probably only take that on holidays. Not just.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, I think, I think the problem with a load enhancer is you have to take it all the time. And I just, I don't need to be fucking shoot. I'm more in the grind mindset than the fuck mindset. I rather like create as much content as possible then chase or ass. So I don't care if I'm shooting massive load. Some guy, I guess, I don't know.

[Ryan Shaner]

But you know, you'd rather shoot it than not need it, than need to not shoot it. You know what I mean? I, I, I Respect.

[Zach Amico]

It's like having a gun.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah. You know?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Ryan Shaner]

Second amendment.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But yeah, I mean, it's just like. It's like zinc and some other. So the main ingredient zinc in a lot of these.

[Ryan Shaner]

Can you just, like, put it in, like. Like a. A morning shake or something like that?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Or you could do whatever you want.

[Ryan Shaner]

I guess you could.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah. But also, like, the company I work with, pop star, they do, like, flavor. So it's supposed to. They so not only get big loads, you get flavorful loads. It's like this fucking doctor who does this. It is so funny. Imagine going to med school to, like, create a load enhancer.

[Zach Amico]

The poor people that signed up for that fucking marketing test, that. That corporate. All right, so what you have in front of you is three vials marked.

[J.J. Lieberman]

A, b, and C. It's a blind taste test.

[Ryan Shaner]

Ye iPhone is like, I'm gonna go this one.

[Zach Amico]

The Pepsi challenge.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, that is. That is very. That's very crazy. Even being a doctor, she's been like, yeah. Setting out, like, you know what? I'm gonna cure cancer. I'm gonna help kids with cerebral palsy. It's like, no, I actually found my niche. Well, and it's making load flavors.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I mean, they tell me, you know, maybe they're just sales guys, and I believe them. They tell me people come back to them saying how happy they are and how their lives have changed. I mean, I guess I don't dribble come out of my dick. So I don't know. But maybe if it kind of like. Maybe.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, maybe you go out, you know, I'm guessing you want, like, a Super Soaker 300 down there sometimes. Fucking spray.

[Zach Amico]

I. My comment dribbles out like my dick had a stroke. If I want to come on a girl's face, I have to be, like, behind her. It's awful.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Would you take it then?

[Ryan Shaner]

Would you take it? Would you take a load. Load enhancer?

[Zach Amico]

For what?

[Ryan Shaner]

I don't know. Just.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I agree.

[Zach Amico]

I listen. Ask my check if my check was like, you know what? I need more come. I'm so sure.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But also, I think it's the truth about it. In theory, more cum seems great. In reality, Sharon, can you confirm nobody's happy? Like, if you're doing, like, fucking Peter Norris stuff, I promise you, nobody's happy.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah. Especially if he gets on something you like, you know, like, it ruins a girl. I can't look at you the same way.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah. I don't I too much.

[Ryan Shaner]

Come on.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I think there's, like, less than 1% of the population that love it. And then everyone else, it's just.

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[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, you a bib or a wet nap?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Which one?

[Shannon]

You know, I don't, I don't care. It doesn't really.

[Ryan Shaner]

You don't care?

[Shannon]

No, I mean, I guess like in, in like a. I'm trying to remember. I guess like in like long, like a long term relationship, they like make it a thing where it's like, oh, look how much. Whatever he'll be like. And be like, wow, it's so much.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah. Oh, my God. He probably shoots massively.

[Zach Amico]

I'm surprised he's not covering the room with that one. Oh, wow. Look at it.

[Ryan Shaner]

The level of enthusiasm. Oh, man, it's so. There's so much there.

[J.J. Lieberman]

A lot.

[Zach Amico]

That's what comes.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, wow. What is that? Oh, yeah. You did okay.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Great job.

[Ryan Shaner]

Watermelon.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Amazing.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. So Tommy's my friend. I think I've told you this before. He, he made a movie based on this, but he fell asleep with the. The pump on?

[J.J. Lieberman]

No, the dick pump.

[Zach Amico]

So he was in his. He had a trailer. They, they broke. So he was, he had his dick one of like the, the Swedish penis and larger pumps from Austin Valleys. Austin Powers is a movie for people who haven't seen it starring Mike Myers. And if you don't know who that is. And he fell asleep in his trailer and he woke up like an hour later and he had a giant blood blister on the head of his dick.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, no, dude, he had a shoot.

[Ryan Shaner]

Damn.

[Zach Amico]

And he.

[Ryan Shaner]

That's like having a pimple for the prom, dude. You can't do that.

[Zach Amico]

He went up to wardrobe and asked for a sewing needle.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, no.

[Zach Amico]

And he lanced it himself.

[Ryan Shaner]

No, you gotta.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Dude, I used. Have you ever pumped?

[Ryan Shaner]

Have I. No.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Have you ever used.

[Zach Amico]

I don't think I've ever used. Oh, you know what? Yeah, I have.

[J.J. Lieberman]

You used a pump.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I tried once.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I used to early 2000s use them all.

[Zach Amico]

Well, that was the style at the time.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, yeah, it was the style you.

[Ryan Shaner]

Can get away from.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I, in Baltimore, a guy gave me a 200. So he saw me stripping. I used to strip In Baltimore and D.C. he saw me stripping at the fucking club in Baltimore. I went to the sex shop. He gave me a 201. And it was great at first, but then what ended up happening, it was like, it had like a valve and everything. One of my nuts would you pump so hard it would get sucked into that. Even though you would have the, the basing the cock ring on it would still create so much. And it was incredible. It was fucking phenomenal.

[Ryan Shaner]

That sounds were.

[Zach Amico]

You just. Did it just find more decade?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it made it because I've like, I'm girthy. I think it made a difference because I was pumping all the time.

[Ryan Shaner]

How many times, like, would you use it? Like every day.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Every day. It was amazing. And I was like playing baseball at the time, so all my Dominican ridiculous. No, but all my Dominican roommates loved it.

[Zach Amico]

Pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump.

[Ryan Shaner]

It looks like he's got three balls coming up.

[J.J. Lieberman]

They would literally, they're like, he pumping right now. Like they're standing outside the bathroom door. I was rooming with three Dominican guys. They would literally. Because everyone would come over, he go, he ping in the bathroom.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. The guy's 35. He's got a birth certificate that says 16 in crayon. This guy's weird. He's doing weird with his dick in there.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But yeah, I, I, but it was like, yeah, it was a real thing in the early 2000s. I don't hear of anyone using dick pumps Anymore.

[Ryan Shaner]

Well, now they got the injections.

[J.J. Lieberman]

They got injections, which I never heard.

[Zach Amico]

Let's, let's, let's price out a. A dick pulp here.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah. What's the best. What's, what was the name of the brand?

[J.J. Lieberman]

I don't know, but it was. I, I do recall it was $200.

[Ryan Shaner]

200 bucks.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Shannon, if you went to a guy's house, would you care if you went into his like, closet? He has some nice shoes, nice shoe rack, and then in the corner there's a big dick pump. And he's got a good dick though. He's giving you good dick? Oh, a little more enthusiast.

[Shannon]

Yeah. I don't know. It would be. It would be weird. I think I would. I wouldn't love it. But like if everything was going great sexually, I guess I would.

[J.J. Lieberman]

And the shoes were nice.

[Shannon]

Yeah, that's. That's good.

[J.J. Lieberman]

He has a nice shoe rack in the closet.

[Shannon]

Yeah, I guess I can look past it. Here's. I looked on shopping for dick pumps. Here's what came up.

[Ryan Shaner]

$15. First one 69. That's.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I mean, I. I need to see this $501.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That one has handlebars.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah. What is that one? Is that because you're losing control of your dick? It's some point. What is that?

[J.J. Lieberman]

So that is proven. The stretcher ones. We actually had a company that wanted to work with skanks. What the stretcher thing are real. But bro, you have to be at it. It's like women who are trying to create lactation. So you can organically create lactation if you're a woman. But you have to pump for four hours a day. Same with the dick stretching. You have to stretch every day. You have to leave the thing on. Like the way they make their necks long in Africa. You can make your folk.

[Ryan Shaner]

Is it kind of like lactation? Like if I'm around another guy using a dick stretcher, my dick will start to stretch too. Like I'll just find a note. That's happening.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Community.

[Ryan Shaner]

Stretch, Stretch.

[Zach Amico]

Can we, can we see the one with handlebars? I want to know what that is and what it does.

[Ryan Shaner]

What? Yeah, what does that do you play.

[Zach Amico]

Excite Bike with it?

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, it looks. That just looks fucked up, dude.

[Zach Amico]

That. See that looks like torture.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, yeah, that's. You leave it on. For what it's worth, we had a dick stretcher sent here. It was like a five hundred thousand dollar dick stretcher sent here. Someone took it at Gas Digital Network, I believe it. And Nobody knows who it is.

[Ryan Shaner]

Nobody knows.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Did you take it, Jorge? You fucking ugly orange hair. Oh, no, there's not much to work with anyway. It'd be a waste for me. What do you mean?

[Ryan Shaner]

That's somebody with a dick stretcher would say.

[Zach Amico]

I am willing to bet.

[J.J. Lieberman]

He'S got his fucking alibi.

[Ryan Shaner]

Knew it right away.

[Zach Amico]

Unless it was one of the vagabonds that's only here for like two months and creates chaos and then gets fired.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, I guess that is it.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I blame it on the fucking Filipino.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, you know what? I literally think we could. We could get it all the way. The list all the way down to Robbie, Tom, Paco.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, yeah. Oh, Tom. To Tom.

[Ryan Shaner]

You.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Even if Tom. I wouldn't be shocked if Tom had a big dick because he's got to have a good quality about him.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

And I bet even with the big dick, he would still be like psychotically still. Fucking stretch. Like, sometimes I'll beat off with a fucking. This is the other time I take a dick pill. I'll take an edible and half of Viagra. If I'm trying to do four hour goon session. Like, this is like once every few months. Yeah, Treat yourself, Treat yourself.

[Ryan Shaner]

I'm trying to do a four hour.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I'm trying.

[Ryan Shaner]

I appreciate it.

[Zach Amico]

You're pushing yourself on the books.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, I get what you're doing.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I could see Tom from Gas just with his big dick, just. I'm going to stretch it more.

[Zach Amico]

I know when Tom drags off, he looks like Beaker from the Muppets.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But yes, Paco, for sure. Fucking using that dick pump.

[Ryan Shaner]

Wait, so with the, with the stretcher, like the one with the handles is that you like corkscrew that onto your dick and then pull forward. What the fuck? How do you use that mouth? Like silicone rubber grip. Fantastic.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. No, whenever I get a good blow job, I'm like, oh, baby. Your mouth's like silicone rubber so great.

[Ryan Shaner]

That your mouth's like a fucking corkscrew on my right now. Amazing. This does seem like torture.

[J.J. Lieberman]

It's torturous.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I just don't get how you can put that on and not run around the house going, vroom, vroom.

[J.J. Lieberman]

There is.

[Zach Amico]

I am not mature enough to have that in my house.

[Ryan Shaner]

It's pretty good.

[J.J. Lieberman]

There is a point.

[Zach Amico]

Let me try to run over the cat.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I'm coming through. I got a basket dick getting bigger. There is a point. With some of these contraptions, I don't know how I have that animal of the shrine I don't know how women feel because, like, women have. I dated someone who had all these, like, weird things in her side drawer.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

And I'm like, how do you. Like. I have these two auto blow pumps. One's a thousand dollars. That the guy. I don't know if you've seen it, if he said, yeah, you plug it into a wall.

[Ryan Shaner]

Sure. That's a hardwired one. That's. That's for serious shit.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But there is a thing where you're like setting up and you're like, I'm going through this whole routine just to nut. It's pretty crazy.

[Ryan Shaner]

It is crazy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

And then I'll put it away and just put it under the bed. I'm like, I'm not doing this for.

[Ryan Shaner]

A long time, man.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That's the same thing.

[Ryan Shaner]

And now you. You. So you have two. You said you have two Auto Blow ones.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, the guy sends me all the.

[Ryan Shaner]

He said. I was gonna say, like, getting them for free is one thing. Yeah, buying two is crazy. That's crazy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

No, the one. The one that plugs into the wall, it weighs 15 pounds. Honestly. 15 pound. 15 pound auto blow. And it has its own knapsack too. So you're like.

[Ryan Shaner]

So you can just carry around like the cool kid at school.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I went. I met a. I met a guy off Grindr right before.

[Zach Amico]

Hello, fellow goons.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I met a guy off Grindr right before. I went to Austin six months ago. And I was staying at. Now where I live, I just moved back Eric Freddy's place. And I said, I'll pay you 100 bucks. Let me use the auto blow on you. And he's like, totally cool, right? Like, sent him the picture, sent him a video. So I go there. But then fucking Eric Freddy, they were so amazed by this thing. They plugged when I was gone. They plugged in, but they. They packed it back up without the jack. So I showed up at this guy's house with the. Yeah, no, no, fuck it. So we had to go analog or what?

[Ryan Shaner]

Bicycle wheels.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. You had to go back to.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Taking over the fryer at McDonald's after it's been automated.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Brutal.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. That would be like if you. If you were the manager of a restaurant and your host is gonna show up that day and you gotta start taking over the books again.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, and I gave him the hundred dollars first before. And so it wasn't. Yeah. And so it wasn't working. So he's like, do you wanna just jerk me off? I'm like, no, that's. That's too gay for me. I just wanna see you nut in my blowjob machine and let me go home.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, man, that's like putting together a sniper rifle and finding out you don't have ammo. Just doing all this stuff like.

[Zach Amico]

Ah.

[Ryan Shaner]

Nah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

At the. At the. You're at the range on.

[Ryan Shaner]

I have nothing now. Did it.

[Zach Amico]

Did.

[Ryan Shaner]

Well, did he appreciate the effort that you brought the auto blow. Did he appreciate the effort?

[J.J. Lieberman]

At least we still got off.

[Ryan Shaner]

All right.

[Zach Amico]

Come on.

[Ryan Shaner]

That's all.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Look at this.

[Zach Amico]

You go all the way there for nothing.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah. You know, you got to do something.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Turn a little morning zoo into a By guys throwback.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, absolutely.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah. Just for.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, just. We do enjoy it. We throw back all sorts of kinds. Yeah, we're going to soon and we'll.

[Ryan Shaner]

We'll do it back more like it.

[Zach Amico]

We'll probably play some of the old By Guys games like Guess the butthole.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, that's the problem. As soon as I start talking about gay stuff, you can see, like, I don't. I like comments. I never get bothered by comments. But people hate them.

[Zach Amico]

Oh yeah. They really don't like it.

[J.J. Lieberman]

They. I think they don't really don't like me.

[Zach Amico]

No.

[J.J. Lieberman]

No.

[Zach Amico]

Shit comes out. I was telling Shannon the other day that there's a video of me and Gene Simmons that like got posted again. And I'll tell you, these black folks. Not a fan of the Jews lately.

[Ryan Shaner]

What?

[Zach Amico]

Dude, pretty aggressive.

[Ryan Shaner]

Where has this been, Zach?

[Zach Amico]

Pretty.

[Ryan Shaner]

Where has this been?

[Zach Amico]

Pretty aggressively been living under a rock. I mean, real.

[J.J. Lieberman]

What was the. What was the main. Do they. You know, it's amazing what's never been adapted. I say this on stage. I left as soon as they started digging tunnels. I'm out. Like, I can't be a part of that anymore, you know? No, it's minority behavior. Like digging tunnels and like living underground. So. But that nobody calls the Jews the tunnel diggers, which I think is so funny. Like, why not? It's like so obvious.

[Ryan Shaner]

I mean, it's right there.

[J.J. Lieberman]

It's right there. And also, you can't get in trouble. You could look at that dirty tunnel.

[Ryan Shaner]

It's actually what they were doing. You know, it's like. It's what they. They did dig.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I know.

[Ryan Shaner]

It's. It's right there.

[J.J. Lieberman]

It's so embarrassing too. Like, there's enough. It's enough. It's enough that my people are cheap and they're like, you know, they can be a lot. They could be a lot. They Control the weather. What else is. What else is another.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, and I've said this before, the media, they're just. I am, I am very, very down with the run of the mill J's.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Cool by me.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Me.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I'm a runner. Just, just my same. My buddy Abe, great guy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It's when they start to get a little secular.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's the. They breed out the likeability.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then you meet hot. I mean, the more you fly, if you can fly every week and not be a little anti. Acidic, I'm impressed. Because, man, they're a lot in the sky.

[Ryan Shaner]

I could only imagine.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, why? Just seeing one. Fucking doing the.

[Zach Amico]

No, they fucking.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, they.

[Zach Amico]

They travel in fucking impacts. Oh, yes. Giant packs.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they all buy seats all over the plane and then try and sit together, that is. And throw the whole plane off. And they always have babies, so they always get on the plane first and they try and call territory. Do I see a pattern?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Pretty good at it though, to be honest with you.

[Zach Amico]

And yeah, I would say that that could be a little. But also realize. Yes. Have you taken the annoyance of the regular J and mixed it with the weirdness of Amish? That's not going to go good.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what saves a show after people hate hearing gay sex is hating Jews. Saves show.

[Ryan Shaner]

It's definitely like, you know, just Mentos in the coke.

[J.J. Lieberman]

You know, everyone's on board.

[Ryan Shaner]

It's.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Everyone's on board now. This is. This is crazy. I. I don't care. I don't give a. Because I have my own. Like this detest towards my own people. But I. I wish it's never been better time to be like.

[Zach Amico]

I thought the test was you throw a quarter on a ground and see.

[J.J. Lieberman]

If they pick it up. Ryan was telling the story. He has a fan like that calls into their Patreon that the black Israelites throws pennies at him when they see him on the train wearing the yarmulke, which is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, that's what they call this. Detest. I detest you. I'm detesting you right now.

[Zach Amico]

I have. My buddy Stefan is Arab, but he looks like he's got the beard and everything. And he's been mistaken quite a few times. And one time we were on the trade, the black Israelite was doing something and he went to Sifad and the father just waved him off. He's like, oh, I'm sorry, Shalomo. No, really, I've been calling my friend Shlomo.

[Ryan Shaner]

That's pretty fucking good for 20 years. Shlomo is an amazing name.

[Zach Amico]

I call him Shlomo Stefanowitz. I've been calling him that since I am 17 years old. I am 37.

[Ryan Shaner]

Shlomo's a great.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, Shlomo's a great name. They have some.

[Zach Amico]

I don't think I've ever called him Stefan since then. I've only called.

[Ryan Shaner]

Fucking. I've only met one real Shlomo in my entire life. And when he told me that, I thought it was a nickname.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Ryan Shaner]

And he was just like, no, it's actually.

[J.J. Lieberman]

They have like, Moishy.

[Zach Amico]

And I met. I met. I met a Shlomo. To the second power. Shloimy shloimy. S H L O I M Y Shloimy hers. Shout out Shloimy hers. Fan of the podcast. And that was. I've told this before. I apologize. I was on the train and I had on a Manson family shirt. And, you know, you kind of forget sometimes they leave the forehead on those.

[Ryan Shaner]

Whoops.

[Zach Amico]

Whoops. Whoopsie doodle.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah. Hey, egg on my.

[Zach Amico]

But I'm just. I'm just, you know, goofing being me. And some old guy just starts fucking going off on me. Why would you wear that?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Screaming at me on the train. And I was like, I like true crime.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he's like, you would win. And then he said screaming at me. And then I turn and then I get a tap on my shoulder and I turn around and it is a entire Hasidic family. And the guy goes, are you Zach Amico, the comedian? And I go, yeah. And he goes, ah, I'm such a big fan. We came here to New York for vacation. I met Honey, we met a celebrity.

[Ryan Shaner]

And all the other Jews. Back to it.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, I fucking had merch on me. I gave him one of everything.

[Ryan Shaner]

Hell yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I gave him patches and stickers and pins. I was like, thank you so much. I side shit for him. And, dude, I just smiled the whole time at the first guy. And then he added me on Instagram.

[J.J. Lieberman]

And he's like, schlemmy the credit to the Jews. And you get it when you perform in Brooklyn. Yeah, a lot of them love comedy. I bet they do a lot of, like, the very religious. There's a guy in Baltimore when we did last year, he was like, big time, like, lawyer. Wears the whole fucking get up and everything. And at the show, loves it, hung out with us after, you know, they just have a dark sense of humor. I think because of the grandparents that.

[Zach Amico]

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[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, I made a mistake. It's funny. You were talking about wearing the Manson family shirt. I was helping my buddy Dan. He did a huge art project for a synagogue. And he's a regular J. And we were going in and I was not paying attention. I was wearing a vest that had a slayer patch on the back that said Slutanic war mocked. And he was wearing the German helmet. And I just was not. You know, I'm just like wearing a jacket. I'm not thinking about being a guy, just being a regular dude. And I walked in, we're walking through the synagogue, and he didn't. He just didn't think about it either. And all these Hasidics are like, what? Like you can hear them mumbling and talking. And then a guy came, he's like, we're gonna have to ask you to take. I have a couple questions about that. The jacket. The jacket. Just the jacket. I'm like, what are you talking about? He's like, warm up. And I was like, oh, fuck. I was like, I'm sorry. My buddy dad's like, no, it's. It's cool. He's a. He's a good dude. He's actually got a really funny podcast. Just look at the podcast.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, it's fine.

[Ryan Shaner]

What is craz though, is he said, well, what's the podcast? And he told him the name of it. We went Back the next week. And the guy I came in and he's like, hey, very funny stuff. Very funny stuff.

[Zach Amico]

I love that, dude.

[J.J. Lieberman]

It was.

[Ryan Shaner]

Everything that I had done was completely absolved. It was so great. It was so great to hear that.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, can you look up? I watched the thing the other day. Lemmy's knife collection.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, yeah, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Have you ever seen the tour of Lemmy's apartment?

[Ryan Shaner]

Dude, he loves the swastika.

[Zach Amico]

Still people in Lemmy, dearly departed front man of Motorhead, dude.

[J.J. Lieberman]

He was a legend, eh? Yeah, Best like. No, no, dude. When he died, so many. I had no. I. I'm not like, really into that kind of music, so I didn't realize how legendary.

[Zach Amico]

Like, you know, he was. He was. He was mean prick, but he really. But he was cool.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah. Very particular.

[Zach Amico]

He did not want to hang out. Yeah. In my experiences with him, he could be a little touchy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But was he a New York guy?

[Zach Amico]

No, he lives in London.

[Ryan Shaner]

London. Oh, yeah. Look, dude, he.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, this guy, he lives in a tiny apartment.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he just played video poker all day at the bar, dude.

[Ryan Shaner]

He loves casino stuff, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. All right, so, yeah, play. Do you have. Is this a video or a picture, by the way? This is a.

[Shannon]

Sorry.

[Zach Amico]

Hugely successful man.

[Shannon]

Is this. It's being dubbed in a different language. Right, sorry. Want me to mute it?

[Zach Amico]

No, yeah, yeah, you can mute it.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Was this a fan of the art of it or the Aryan race?

[Zach Amico]

He dresses into the art. Yeah, he would dress up a little.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, he liked the hats. He had a couple of hats.

[Zach Amico]

He had a couple questionable hats.

[Ryan Shaner]

Couple. Couple questionable pins and stuff.

[J.J. Lieberman]

When he would perform.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, no, just in. He just wear it out.

[Ryan Shaner]

No, he loved walking around in regalia, like a.

[Zach Amico]

It's just always funny, whatever a place is like, oh, he's a World War II enthusiast. Yeah. You never have to go. I wonder what side it's always.

[Ryan Shaner]

It's always German.

[J.J. Lieberman]

It's not the British.

[Ryan Shaner]

It's never the British. It's never America.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no, no. It's like, I have a huge collection of World War II British.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah. All you have to do is like, what's he like?

[Zach Amico]

Ah.

[Ryan Shaner]

Really? In World War II, you're like, oh, okay.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

The fact that. That just. He's fucking in this tiny apartment, dude.

[Ryan Shaner]

The knives on the wall are just.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, that's the wall. That.

[Ryan Shaner]

That's all. Is that all? Hitler Youth daggers.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Ryan Shaner]

Jesus.

[Zach Amico]

He's got, like, all.

[Ryan Shaner]

He's got. Got him.

[Zach Amico]

Got him this. In this footage, he goes To a guy to get one fixed. And the guy's like, yeah, Levy fancies himself a. A knife craftsman, and he'll bring stuff in, and it's pretty bad, but, you know, I fix it for him.

[Ryan Shaner]

You know what? He's a regular swazaholic, that guy.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, just living it up, baby.

[Ryan Shaner]

You know, that would have.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Him and Kanye would have done a probably sick Collab. Eh. The 2000.

[Zach Amico]

No, he definitely was not.

[Ryan Shaner]

No, he wasn't. I wouldn't even say he was. He was just like, yeah. How do you describe someone who's that into white nationalist World War II memorabilia and be like, no, he wasn't racist.

[Zach Amico]

No, but there's, like, clips. Like, I remember he did a Q and A once. In one of the letters, it was from a black kid being like, hey, I'm black, and I like your music, and people make fun of me. And he goes on, like, a rant. He's like, yeah, absolutely every. My music's for everybody.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Like, he was like, I have no hate in my heart type of deal. I think he just. The estate. I think he liked offending people.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I think he enjoyed the aesthetic.

[Ryan Shaner]

But when it comes down to it, we all can say, like, the Swans.

[Zach Amico]

They'Re well dressed people.

[Ryan Shaner]

Come on.

[Zach Amico]

It's Hugo Boss. Yeah.

[Ryan Shaner]

They're the most fashionable when it comes down to, you know, military outwear. Come on.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, the. The. The spiked helmet. It literally looks like a Mario.

[Ryan Shaner]

Amazing.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Do you never watch the. Do you ever watch the North Korea? They do their military parades. They're amazing.

[Ryan Shaner]

Military parades are wild.

[J.J. Lieberman]

The North Korea ones, like, the way they dress, the way they walk, like the. The. The legs going so high. And the uniforms, because they'll have, like, different uniforms for different brigades or whatever. And I'll watch like, an hour of the. They have them on YouTube for, like, an hour, hour and a half, and Kim Jong Un's just sitting there, and they just walk around. People are cheering. It's quite. In terms of, like, aesthetics.

[Zach Amico]

I. I have a. I have a buddy who took a tour of North Korea.

[J.J. Lieberman]

No.

[Zach Amico]

How to get a separate citizenship from, like, this little country. Basically, it was a country so small you could buy citizenship. That's for a set price.

[Ryan Shaner]

Damn.

[J.J. Lieberman]

So they were doing that up until. So after Covid, they. They had, like, no Covid cases.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Because they completely locked down anyone who's out.

[Ryan Shaner]

The urban nation, dude, they're not gonna look at the size of them hats.

[Zach Amico]

Shop. Right. Does the can. Can. Oh.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I mean, this is. Look how they walk. I mean, isn't that amazing?

[Ryan Shaner]

I mean, flying in formation with the seventies, pretty sick. That's.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So my buddy went, he, he had to get citizenship for another country and you're not allowed to sell.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Anything.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he said everywhere they went, they would just talk about how much food there was and then there wouldn't be any. Like, oh, we have so much food. Everyone here eats so much with too much food. We have. And then just nobody had food. And he's helping because I guess they did a presentation in the town he was in, in like a giant arena.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And all the people in the town had to memorize this flag dance. And he said, you're driving around doing the tour and every family would be on their lawn practicing because they were all so afraid to be the one who fucked up the dance.

[Ryan Shaner]

You gotta do that.

[J.J. Lieberman]

No, no. People on the. Like, I was watching, I watched a lot of like the travel vloggers. There's a lot of times they'll be like going to North Korea. So they were letting them in recently and then they stopped letting them in. No people on the streets ever. And then they. This one guy went to a grade school talent competition and basically all the songs were translated. How great the leader. How great leader is. So the basically singing songs about.

[Ryan Shaner]

It's very propaganda. Yeah, it's so propaganda. But it's like in that way. I kind of wish, like every time I see a military parade, I'm like, man, it would, would it be sick to see an American military parade?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, we're getting one.

[Ryan Shaner]

Come on, dude. I, I know we're getting one body. It's gonna be fucking wild. I'm hoping, I'm hoping when they do it, they, they disclose like some kind of weird new spacecraft or like aircraft.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, they premiere.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Like Santa at the end of the Thanksgiving.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yes, dude. That's what I'm hoping for. Because this whole thing where they've been talking about like alien disclosure and like, yeah, we were in and out of it. If they're like, yo, here are rockets, here are fucking military. Yo, here's this fucking ufo.

[Zach Amico]

And now here, you know, no one's going to. No one knew about this but me. Time traveling hovercraft. This is what we've been working on.

[Ryan Shaner]

It's just a spray painted delorean. He's like, I'm going to go back in time the most time. I can't wait for that.

[Zach Amico]

Great doctors Doc Brown. Doc Brown, my good friend Doc Brown, who promised me that you can go back and fuck your mother.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Do you think they tell him if they have it or. No, they don't tell what?

[Ryan Shaner]

Tell Trump if they have a time machine.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, the alien stuff. Oh.

[Ryan Shaner]

So here's the thing. I don't think. I think a lot of the stuff with the aliens, honestly, is a very big misdirection. I think they're. They're telling you how much you. You think you want to know or how much they actually know. And what they're doing is they're giving us bits and pieces of things, and they're keeping it so compartmentalized that when the actual information is released, we won't either care or it'll be so off the deep end of what we thought it was that we're just gonna, like, not.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, Rogan said a good point.

[Zach Amico]

Wow.

[J.J. Lieberman]

He said if they start telling you aliens are real, that means it's not, you know?

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah. It could be a whole misdirection.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah. Yeah. I. I think that's a pretty.

[Zach Amico]

I think we don't know a lot about what we know because they're so afraid of how little we understand.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That they can't admit, like, oh, there's a bunch of. We know, but we don't know how it works. Like, they've openly said. And some of that declassified stuff that, like. Oh, yeah, there is something we don't understand that's been communicating with us.

[J.J. Lieberman]

What do you. What do you think? Like, so Area 51, which I assume has now, whatever they were studying there or doing there, they do. Something moved. They've moved.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, without a doubt.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, they've moved it somewhere. But what do you. Do you think they were testing military stuff or do you think it was, like, properly, like, the Bob Lazar alien stuff? Both things.

[Zach Amico]

I would assume whatever we picked up at Roswell was there.

[Ryan Shaner]

Well, there was.

[Zach Amico]

And that is just going solely off Independence Day.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, I saw a small. I mean, using movies as a basis. Dude, it hasn't. I've been using Terminator 2 as a basis for the rise of AI, and it's been syncing up pretty.

[J.J. Lieberman]

It is crazy. Oh, my God.

[Ryan Shaner]

So you can use movies as a basis.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I say we have five years, by the way.

[Ryan Shaner]

Five. Five years until the wipeout or five years till they're completely in control of just themselves?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Until they're in control of, like, mediums like this.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, I think we're. I think the way. How quickly. How old are you?

[Ryan Shaner]

I'm 40.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Okay, so we're I'm a little bit older, so when I was in high school in 1999, nothing like this existed. That's when people were first starting like, you know, kind of like in the library. There was like Internet. But even me as a 19 year old kid, I was like, what the fuck is it? You know, I mean like people weren't really synced in. Three years later, everyone's. And now it's just. Dude, you can't even. I was just walking, taste. First day back in New York, walking out of the train. People are just walking on the street with their head in their phone. I think like the advancement from 25 years, in the next five years it just goes hyper crazy.

[Ryan Shaner]

I think it's.

[Zach Amico]

Didn't you just pay a dude to get blown by a robot?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, of course I'm, I'm on board with it, but I mean I like the direction it's going, but. Sorry to cut you off. The aliens, I was just like.

[Ryan Shaner]

But I do, I do agree with you. I think I've always been one of these dudes who is, I would say like a retro futurist. I guess that's the best way to describe. I love how advanced we are, but I also think there should have been a cap on it.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yes.

[Ryan Shaner]

I think we should have recognized things like, you know, you watch Terminator 2, all of that warning is there, everything's been there. And then we start like. I think one of the biggest downfalls we ever had as a society is broadband Internet. If we still all had dial up, we wouldn't be able to see or do half the things we could do. However, we wouldn't have AI as advanced as it is now.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Ryan Shaner]

I don't think we would.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I don't know. There is peace, like, you know, getting off the grid for two days. Oh, dude. When you get off the grid and like go into the woods. I'm being serious. It's some. It's fucking amazing.

[Zach Amico]

Cruise ship is like that too.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah. I can only phone.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh yeah.

[Ryan Shaner]

Is.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I mean the people on the cruise ship probably suck, but the.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but the idea is being away from the phone. Well, I'll go leaving your phone in your cabin.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I'll do. I'll do cruise ship. This is the only time I would do cruise ship. If it's one of those culinary. I've heard there's a few culinary cruise ships where it's like, I thought you.

[Zach Amico]

Were saying colored cruise carnival.

[Ryan Shaner]

He's not wrong.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Is it really?

[Zach Amico]

They love it.

[Ryan Shaner]

It's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

They love it. Yeah. I told Rob Cruz he wasn't to start getting booked in black rooms. He should change his first name to Carnival.

[Ryan Shaner]

Wow, dude, that is perfect.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I have a buddy who does cruise ships and always takes like a video and posts about it. Like, after sets. He'll post the video in the cruise ship gig. Like, I wouldn't show anyone this. I wouldn't. I wouldn't be like, is this a flex or what? What's going on here? He's like, we here tonight. I'm like, what the Going on wild. Like, you know, like, that's like, like equivalent. Like, I did a show last week and I didn't sell many tickets. It was Sunday night in Tampa and they moved it to St. Pete. And there's like, you know, it was fine. It's 40 people. But I gotta.

[Ryan Shaner]

You gotta getta hype yourself up.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I'm not going like this. And people are like, what?

[Ryan Shaner]

Use force perspective to make it seem like there's more people there.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Wait, wait. This guy. This guy lost money on a gig.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yo, we out here, though.

[J.J. Lieberman]

We out here losing money. Nobody buying merch. Everyone's 18 and 19 years old.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, well, since we're talking about A.I. we, actually, Shannon provided us with a story that I want to look at. If you're not sure whether you're hot, ask ChatGPT because it's brutally honest. Quote. I guess I needed to hear it. So let's get our feelings hurt.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Shannon]

Who wants to go first?

[J.J. Lieberman]

I'll go first.

[Shannon]

Who said I wasn't looking? Jj.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, JJ said I know how I look, though.

[Shannon]

All right, I'm going to just show you the picture that I'm using first.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Can I get the one where they turn me black?

[Shannon]

Oh, this is the picture I'm using.

[Ryan Shaner]

That's a good one.

[Shannon]

Okay.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, you're smiling. You're smiling.

[Shannon]

Good one Second.

[J.J. Lieberman]

You guys wearing the same shirt?

[Zach Amico]

Let's. Let's see. And we'll do me next and shaner last so we'll end on a positive one. You. Hey, like, I didn't like hearing that.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, what a chocolate bastard.

[Zach Amico]

Could you can chuckles over there?

[Ryan Shaner]

Wow.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Can I do one less of a smile because I have nicer lips than I do have teeth.

[Zach Amico]

Well, let's see what it feels about that one because that was a silly picture.

[Shannon]

Oh. So hold on. Initially I said, can you. If I put give you a picture, can you tell me if the person's hot or not? It says, yes, I can do that. And now I posted this. And he said, I can't judge whether someone. I have to think of a different way to say it.

[Zach Amico]

Was it just. What does it say in the article?

[Shannon]

It said that it will, it will judge and it's going to be honest.

[J.J. Lieberman]

What about on Grok? Could you do it on Grok?

[Shannon]

Let me just ask a different way.

[Ryan Shaner]

I think you're just going to get a picture of Lemmy holding up a knife. It's like, yeah, this is what I feel about this, dude.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I actually have one. I have an editor who's doing one of the high end versions of AI it's not, it's not. This costs like 200 and something a month.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, wow.

[J.J. Lieberman]

And I get them to do like my posters 1. I'll tell you, actually, the truth is people on the Internet hate it. Like when I, When I pay. When I post like a. Like I was doing a show in Tampa.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I post a Tampa flyer that was done by AI and I thought it was amazing. And people were like in the comments, you, you're gonna lose followers like that. I mean like you, you fight it. But then I'll look at Fat Fellas season. You know that?

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, I know exactly, dude. People love that. I.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Have you seen Fat Fellas?

[Zach Amico]

Oh yeah.

[Ryan Shaner]

It's amazing.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That to me is incredible.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But also too, isn't that like an artist that's like playing guitar and then hearing the electric guitar and going, now, now, you know, you're like, well, this is it, dude.

[Ryan Shaner]

I think, I think it's more like with AI art, I'm not, I'm not against air, but I am against. I'm. Again, I guess what I'm against is I'm not against people using prompts to make it right. I'm not against that at all. What I am against is as AI gets more advanced, AI will start making its own art. You have to. I think a lot of people aren't looking at like the slippery slope of like. And I'm not saying it'll eventually be sentient, but if we're going on the trajectory that we're on now, eventually. Because what we're seeing with AI art is we're seeing you're giving it prompts and then it's interpreting what you're saying and making it art. So basically what you're seeing is that a robot's dream. You're watching a robot think about what it. It's like unpacking what you gave it and then giving you back what it thinks it is. Eventually what you're Gonna see is that because of all these prompts that are putting it in, it's learning. It's gonna learn what these things are. And it's like, you know, one day I just wanted to do this.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, I mean the, the AI. As stupid as it looks, the AI delivery of UberEats, it's just four wheels.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That is literally the first wheelbarrow. Yeah.

[Ryan Shaner]

In the AI. Yeah, definitely.

[J.J. Lieberman]

It's going to be, I'm telling you, in five years. What that. Well, the Waymo in Austin, I take Waymos all the time.

[Ryan Shaner]

Is that the self driving car?

[J.J. Lieberman]

It's exponentially better.

[Zach Amico]

That's how he describes his sexuality.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Waymo.

[Shannon]

I have the results. Oh, wait, you guys are ready.

[Ryan Shaner]

Ooh, results.

[Shannon]

Okay, so it's pretty positive. And then I have. And then I asked it for areas of improvement. So it says first, as far as your smile and energy, that your smile is big and expressive, which gives off very approachable. Approachable, high energy and confident vibe.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That's what I'm trying to do.

[Shannon]

Fitness and grooming. The individual appears to be in good shape and has a clean, well groomed look, which tends to read as a health conscious and put together person.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Who am I going to come in.

[Shannon]

Now and then style. The T shirt and casual vibe of a relaxed everyman appeal. Not trying too hard, which some people find appealing.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Just an everyman who goes on Grindr once a week.

[Zach Amico]

Some of the areas he'll blow every man. That's his appeal.

[Shannon]

Some of the areas where there could be improvement, it says brow and eye definition. It says that you can potentially start to use maybe a brow gel or something to make your eyebrows a little bit better. And then as far as your smile, in this picture, it says current smile is very enthusiastic, which is positive, but it's also quite wide and shows tensive in the tense tension in the cheeks and the jaw.

[Zach Amico]

Well, that's what you're looking for in.

[Ryan Shaner]

A guy who's gonna suck you dry, dude.

[Shannon]

And then all for wardrobe and styling. The casual shirt is fine for relaxed context, but upgrading to a better fitting shirt or layering can elevate perceived style.

[Ryan Shaner]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

All right, do man get. Rip the band aid off.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, baby.

[Ryan Shaner]

I think you're gonna be pleasantly surprised. Zacky. I think you're gonna be pleasantly surprised, man.

[Zach Amico]

It's going to literally send back. No, I need a picture of a human.

[Ryan Shaner]

Wait, I think, I think, I think it's going to be very. I mean, that was like nothing, Nothing. I was actually very impressed with the generosity that said it was very nice. It was very nice.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But it also is like I said.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, I guess you could be like, yo, be a dick.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah. There should be the. There should be the dark side of AI.

[Ryan Shaner]

Wait, Shannon, did you ask, did you make the prompt where it said needed for improvement or did it say no, I did.

[Shannon]

Yeah. Because it was so nice in the first one that I feel like I needed a little something extra.

[Ryan Shaner]

It's like, can you tell this uggo where he needs.

[Shannon]

I feel like it's not funny otherwise. So this is a picture I used of you, Zach.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Shannon]

Okay. And then I'm going to tell you what it said. It says, first impressions, big personality, vibes. The wild hair and confidence. A confident stage stand suggests this person owns their look. That can be magnetic. In a comedy or entertainment context, people are often drawn to bold self expression that they are.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That. That's pretty good.

[Zach Amico]

That's a pretty nice way of saying, look at this big fat.

[Shannon]

Styling. The outfit feels playful and purposefully exaggerated. Is giving. Wow. It said it's giving character. Performer or someone with a unique stage Persona. That's pretty impressive hair. The hair is a standout. Wild, teased, chaotic, which either reads as comedic or rebellious, depending on the context. Not traditionally quote hot in a mainstream way, but definitely unforgettable. Areas, areas of improvement. It did this this time. If the goal is to enhance attractiveness rather than character impact, first one is tone it down for more conventional, attractive presentation. Taming the hair. Swapping to a cleaner cut outfit would shift the vibe drastically. Glasses and facial framing. Slightly more stylized frames or adjusting fit could balance the face shape and then lighting and posh lighting, whatever. Fine.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, I'll take.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Pretty accurate.

[Zach Amico]

I'll take it. Wow.

[Ryan Shaner]

That was. Yeah, I told you that was not as. That was not as bad as you thought it was going to be, man. I think it was very, very positive. Sounded like a. It sounded like a grandmother trying to suggest what to do.

[Zach Amico]

You know you look sharp.

[Ryan Shaner]

You know you look good.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Would you change your glasses?

[Zach Amico]

I like, I like having the. Yeah, I like, I like my cheapo glasses.

[Ryan Shaner]

I like, I like the frames. The frames look good on you. If you had like big, like those wire frame, like Dahmer glasses. I don't know if that works.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I would look too pedophile.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, it would.

[Zach Amico]

Those were a fat face with the Dahmer glasses.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Really screams.

[Ryan Shaner]

It's like crazy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I don't, I don't recall his glasses.

[Ryan Shaner]

Let me see.

[Zach Amico]

He had like the, the aviators.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, they were like Wireframe. Almost like rose tinted bifocals. They look absurd.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, I know what you're talking.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. All right, now let's get Shaner.

[Shannon]

All right, so this is the picture that I used.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, man, that's a great pick.

[Zach Amico]

It's very, very handsome pick.

[Shannon]

Okay, and here's what Chad GPT said. First impressions, masculine and gritty vibe. The thick mustache, slicked back hair and scowl give strong grindhouse anti hero energy.

[Zach Amico]

Wow.

[Shannon]

Very Ron Swanson meets 70s detective drama.

[Zach Amico]

Jeez, why don't you suck his dick? Now chat. Gbt.

[Ryan Shaner]

Wow. Chat. I'm about to hook up my auto blow. Tell you I forgot the cord. I'm gonna suck you.

[Shannon]

Styling. The leather trench coat and all black shirt tie combo are cinematic. Not subtle, but stylish in a moody, almost comic book way. This guy looks like he'd solve crimes and moonlight as a punk bar bouncer. Isn't that what you did?

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, that's exactly what I did. That's exactly why that picture was taken.

[Shannon]

Facial structure, strong brow, square jaw, and symmetrical features. All things that read as conventionally attractive, especially when paired with high contrast lighting.

[Ryan Shaner]

Now, where does it say I need to improve?

[Shannon]

Okay. Potential tweaks, expression range. The intense glare look is part of the character. But a second shot with a smirk or relaxed eyes and might add depth and dimension to their public image. Mustache dominance. The mustache is the centerpiece, which is a statement. If he wanted to soften the look or appear younger, trimming or reshaping it would do that, though he'd lose the character.

[Ryan Shaner]

I did do that.

[Shannon]

And then color variation. Earth tones are solid here, but a splash of unexpected color or texture like a patterned tie or vibrant backdrop could modernize the aesthetic slightly without losing edge.

[Ryan Shaner]

Well, I'll be damned.

[Zach Amico]

Very, very complimentary.

[Ryan Shaner]

Very complimentary suggestions there. Thank you. Thank you.

[Zach Amico]

And it said it's brutally honest.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Wow. I'll take. Hey.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, I think it did. I think it. It definitely gave all of us a little.

[Shannon]

Also, Shaner, it does say, as far as appeal for you, it said this person likely reads as hot to people who are into alternative masculinity. Old school tough guys or dark comedy types.

[Ryan Shaner]

Alternative masculinity. Shannon, what is your definition. What is your definition of alternative masculine?

[Shannon]

It doesn't sound like a good thing.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, it does sound.

[Shannon]

It sounds like. Not masculinity.

[Ryan Shaner]

It doesn't sound like masculinity.

[Zach Amico]

This is the new masculine.

[Ryan Shaner]

This is new. What are the new masculinity?

[Zach Amico]

Crystal masculinity. A masculinity for a new generation, you.

[Ryan Shaner]

Know, Sugar free masculinity. Alternative.

[Zach Amico]

All right, we're gonna wrap up very soon. Surgeon dubbed the worst serial pedophile who ever lived.

[Ryan Shaner]

Whoa.

[Zach Amico]

After sexually abusing hundreds of patients over three decades, is jailed for the maximum sentence in France. 20 years. They really threw the book at him. This is the Marquis Asad over here.

[Ryan Shaner]

What? Only 20 years and he's the worst pedophile?

[Zach Amico]

A 30 year run, technically, Wouldn't that mean he's the best. Yeah, I was gonna say the worst pedophile ever.

[Ryan Shaner]

Like, I was gonna say, you're gonna give.

[Zach Amico]

This guy can't get hard and, like, has bad candy.

[Ryan Shaner]

30 years he's been changing the game.

[Zach Amico]

He's got circus peanuts and a soft dick.

[Ryan Shaner]

He had to reinvent himself. God damn.

[Zach Amico]

The van's broken down.

[Ryan Shaner]

Not this guy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah. In America, they. They. What did they do to Larry Nasser? They gave him life, eh?

[Zach Amico]

I believe so.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, they definitely did.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Ryan Shaner]

And this guy Larry. How long was Larry Nasser?

[Zach Amico]

I don't know.

[Ryan Shaner]

I don't. I don't think he had a 30 year run.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's a. That's definitely.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I think he had a lot like he was doing. Hey, yeah.

[Ryan Shaner]

For. For over 30.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I think probably at least 20 years, man. I. I really think he. What he did was like, for. I think, at least. I mean.

[Ryan Shaner]

So wait, what was. What was this guy?

[Zach Amico]

Let's. Get the. Let's. Let's get some info. Shannon.

[Shannon]

So his name is Joel. I don't know how to say this. This French, stupid French name, but it's less. Gower neck, something like that. He's 74. He admitted at least to 299 horrifying crimes against victims who are mostly under the age of 15. And the youngest was 4.

[Zach Amico]

I would like to think, sir, you've accused of raping 300 children.

[Ryan Shaner]

No.

[Zach Amico]

Bullshit.

[Ryan Shaner]

No.

[Shannon]

They found 99.

[Ryan Shaner]

That's a very exact number.

[Shannon]

They found him guilty of 111. 111 rapes, 189 sexual assaults. And what he would do was most. So most of this took place between 1989 and 2014. He retired in 2017. So it took them all this time to like, nail him down. But he would. As they were anesthetized or while they were coming out of anesthesia is when he would around with them.

[Ryan Shaner]

Whoa. So he liked the waking up thing.

[Zach Amico]

So you gotta be. You gotta have a friend for that right there. You're not alone with them, are you?

[Ryan Shaner]

Unless he's doing the whole. Unless he's also the anesthesiologist and he doesn't need an assistant.

[Zach Amico]

Like if he's a surgeon, I don't.

[Shannon]

Think surgeon could, but I think it's because when they're coming out of anesthesia, so maybe it's like they're awake already and. But not completely.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, they're loopy.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, you get. Get very loopy after you come out of anesthesia. It's kind of like. Yeah, you don't really know what's going on, but you kind of do.

[Shannon]

It's also. It was 158 females. Sorry. 158 males, 141 females. Average age of 11. Man, this guy, was he self described as a major pervert and a pedophile?

[Zach Amico]

I'm sorry, I think this guy's no good.

[Shannon]

He says, I'm very happy about it.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

They said in, in his notes, the doctor described himself as those things and said, I am very happy about it.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, I mean, who I am, you know.

[Zach Amico]

74. What else do you got to.

[Ryan Shaner]

You know?

[Zach Amico]

I guess he's got a little too late now, right?

[Ryan Shaner]

He's just taking anything he can get. I guess he's just really swinging.

[Zach Amico]

How did it take? He retired 27, 2017.

[J.J. Lieberman]

He retired. No, he retired.

[Shannon]

He retired in 2017.

[J.J. Lieberman]

So he's probably just sipping on margaritas right now. And then they came.

[Ryan Shaner]

Would you say he was discharged?

[Shannon]

He also. He was. He's already in jail because he is serving a 15 year sentence for rape against three other people. One. One included was his niece.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Jesus Christ.

[Shannon]

So he's already serving a sentence, but this 20 year sentence, he only has to serve 2/3 of it, which seems insane.

[Ryan Shaner]

That's just crazy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, it's.

[Ryan Shaner]

Is that what it. Wait, what is. The max sentence is 20 years, the max sentence you can get for like molestation or rape in France?

[Shannon]

I guess. I guess so. But I feel like it usually. What it usually is is like a charge. Like each one is a different charge. So I don't know how 20.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, they do that in America. I don't know if they do that in other countries. Like they can have like. So you're going to serve. That's what they told Nasser. You're going to. You're going to the judge when she gave the. It was like actually like cool thing she said. I forget what it was, but it was something like, you are going to die. I'm going to make sure you die.

[Shannon]

In jail, he, he also, he kept records of his crimes, documenting the victims, names, ages Addresses and the nature of the abuse.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That's what Dexter did, too.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, man.

[Shannon]

Well, he just kept the slides.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Okay. True.

[Zach Amico]

It sounds like this guy wanted to get caught.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah. It's almost like he was just leading his meddling kids.

[Zach Amico]

This guy hung out at the bottom.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, this guy. Hey, Shannon, can you do me a favor?

[Shannon]

Yeah, I'll put in ChatGPT.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Ryan Shaner]

Can you tell me if this guy's attractive or not?

[J.J. Lieberman]

I mean, truthfully, some of those guys are like. They're so sick in the head. They like the idea of. I mean, you watch Mindhunter or whatever, you know, they love the idea. Some of these people love the idea of getting caught.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah. It's kind of weird.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like that's, like half the. I mean, if he's saying all these things, if you're writing it down straight up.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Summer of Sam, too. Didn't he like getting caught? It wasn't his.

[Zach Amico]

He was writing anybody who writes the cops letters, I think.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, you're begging for it.

[Zach Amico]

They want to get caught.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That's what you think? That's what they get off on.

[Zach Amico]

I think they get off on the idea of people finding out what they did.

[J.J. Lieberman]

And then it's kind of like when you're. You get successful in comedy, people like, I know him.

[Ryan Shaner]

I figured a bunch of children, you know, you guys know who I am.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Do you ever. Do you think in. In our. Do you think in our, like, sphere of people, there are people like that, that you like. That person could, like, in terms of, like, serial killers?

[Zach Amico]

Yes, sure.

[Ryan Shaner]

Really?

[J.J. Lieberman]

So you. Do you think there's someone out there who's a successful comedian who's also a successful murderer or.

[Zach Amico]

Well, there was the one guy was a very successful college rapist, wasn't he? Vince something Shamwell. No, there's a guy. He was a college comic, and they realized all the rapes were.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yes, he would take. Yeah, that last year he would take.

[Zach Amico]

No, it's from longer than that. They did a Law and order on it.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, I thought it was last year. They did do a law and order on it.

[Shannon]

Was it Vince, champ? It was 1997.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yes. He used to book gigs just to do it. He was going to sororities and raping or something.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it was. They literally realized the rapes were happening on his tour schedule.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, quite.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Law and order wasn't ideal, which, by.

[Zach Amico]

The way, doesn't take a lot of work.

[Ryan Shaner]

No, not at all.

[Zach Amico]

If you could match. If you could. If you could find somebody's rape schedule just by Putting one calendar over another one. It's not really heavy duty police work.

[Ryan Shaner]

Holy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I don't know why, like, at that level, like, why would the money. So good at college tours?

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, but.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but that wasn't his.

[Ryan Shaner]

That wasn't.

[Zach Amico]

That wasn't his thing. That wasn't his favorite part.

[Ryan Shaner]

I'm like, he got in, he got into raping, and he found comedy the other way around.

[Zach Amico]

He saw Animal House or Revenge of the nerds and went, I love what.

[Ryan Shaner]

I like this.

[Zach Amico]

I love making people laugh.

[J.J. Lieberman]

So funny. When you hear about, like, comics are making money from comedy, like, why would you. You piss that all away.

[Zach Amico]

Just for a couple lousy rapes.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah. People.

[Zach Amico]

What an idiot.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Ryan Shaner]

The world at your feet, man. What are you doing?

[J.J. Lieberman]

You're doing the colleges. That's 5,000 a gig.

[Zach Amico]

Yep. Yeah, well, you know, quarter million, everybody's got their own thing.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I'm like, anytime.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, what did. What did chatgpt say about our doctor friend?

[Shannon]

So it said, the furrowed brow and lack of visible emotion suggest intensity or even intimidation. This might give off an authoritarian or not. No nonsense vibe. Image, image quality, socks, styling. With the glasses and minimal background context, it's hard to infer much about the personal style, grooming, or intent, all of which heavily influence attractiveness and vibe. And then it asked me if I wanted to improve the picture, and I said yes. And this is what I came up with.

[Zach Amico]

Nice.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, yeah. You never expect that guy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That's a rapist.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, it's a better rate.

[Ryan Shaner]

It's a better rape.

[J.J. Lieberman]

If I, you know, if I'm gonna get diddles.

[Ryan Shaner]

Like when I hear best French rapist. That's what I think.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. So, okay, now consider. Look at that picture. But close your eyes like two thirds.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Pretty hot.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And you're just coming. You're just. You don't quite know where you are. You're a little woozy, a little nauseous.

[Ryan Shaner]

That's a very inviting beanbag up against your nose. Just.

[Zach Amico]

All right, you probably. You probably got some sorbet coming.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Something. Somebody owes you a treat?

[Ryan Shaner]

Something just real French. Yes.

[Zach Amico]

You're fine then.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Cracker Jacks in a soft dick.

[Zach Amico]

What?

[J.J. Lieberman]

It was.

[Zach Amico]

I can't. No, it was something else.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Circus.

[Zach Amico]

Circus peanuts and it's all dick.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Hey, circus peanuts, cracker Jacks and a soft dick, buddy. You got my mouth.

[Zach Amico]

Well, hey, that's. That's my baseball loving friend right there. That's his food groups.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I'll tell you something, man. I went to university of Texas baseball game, which is so amazing. And I bought a bag of peanuts. That's the way you watch baseball.

[Ryan Shaner]

Just baseball and peanuts.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Baseball, peanuts and a Coke Zero.

[Ryan Shaner]

Dude telling you, sounds like a little slice of heaven.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, I love going to the ballpark.

[Ryan Shaner]

I mean, I would have figured you a dollar dog guy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

No, don't like bread. Oh, I do like bread, but I try not to eat it. So if I'm just sitting on peanuts and a Coke Zero at a baseball game. Hot college bros playing.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, you were fucking living it up. So before we get out of here, I do want to show one more thing. Shannon. I forgot to put it on the. And that thing I sent you today, we'll do on another show. But so my good friend was on America's Got Talent.

[Ryan Shaner]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And I want to showcase him. My good friend Badlands booker Fantastic has appeared on America's Got Talent and I just wanted to give him a shout out and watch the clip with you guys. For you out of here today, for those who don't know, Badlands is the world's premier drink chugger.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, sick.

[Zach Amico]

All right, Shaner, I'm sure you've seen many videos. Oh, I've made you watch. Here.

[Ryan Shaner]

This is. I, yeah, I know this guy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Beer chugger.

[Zach Amico]

Not online because you get demonetized for chugging alcohol.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Can he do milk?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, he does. He does habanero salsa. He knows, honey. He does. This is what. He's very famous for it. And he finally got America's Got Talent. That's my boy right there.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Let's fucking go.

[Ryan Shaner]

Let's see how Simon reacts. Hello. Good reaction already. What's your name, please, sir?

[Zach Amico]

My name is Eric Booker. Okay.

[Ryan Shaner]

Tell me about you, please, Eric.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, I'm a retired sober conductor from New York City. Yes.

[Ryan Shaner]

How many years have you thought about right. This is the year I'm going to come on the show.

[Zach Amico]

I told everyone I was going to retire on my birthday and I did. Ever since I retired, I have more time to work on my dream work on my talent. This is the time where I'm going to do it. This is my moment. I used to see him on the sub at the subway too, just walking around in his uniform. He was so big when he came here, he had to walk sideways through the front door for him to change your life.

[Ryan Shaner]

Good luck.

[Zach Amico]

No doubt. And it's not just fat. He's just. He's huge.

[Ryan Shaner]

He look. He looks like a huge dude.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Like Patrice, like.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ryan Shaner]

Do you want some water or anything before you start.

[Zach Amico]

Just a little sip.

[Ryan Shaner]

Thank you, Terry. Okay.

[Zach Amico]

What is he gonna do? I have no idea. They're gonna do a fusion dance.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I think it's gonna be a comedian.

[Ryan Shaner]

Well, you were about to say singer.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I thought he would sing. I would hate to be on that.

[Ryan Shaner]

That better not be for us. Oh, Christ, that's not for us, is it? What is it?

[Zach Amico]

Y' all each have samples of what I'm about to do. So if you want to play along, you can see the first thing we're doing. You're going to find pickles floating in it and.

[Ryan Shaner]

Ooh.

[Zach Amico]

Hell yeah, dude. When he was here at Gas, him and Sega did Irish truck bombs.

[Ryan Shaner]

Amazing.

[Zach Amico]

So, yeah, he does the lemonade contest at Coney island every year. He's got a bunch of world records. I met him years ago on a shoot.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, come on, Mel. You stuck up.

[Zach Amico]

I would watch this every. Every day.

[Ryan Shaner]

Good for you.

[Zach Amico]

Dude.

[Ryan Shaner]

Green corn.

[Zach Amico]

He did the. The. You know, the gallon bag of sweet tea from Popeyes. Yeah, it was a pretty great visual.

[Ryan Shaner]

Wild dude is crushing. Oh, Simon, don't you be a puss.

[Zach Amico]

Get the away from that button. Scary Spice. You can't kill you. Come on. Don't let her near that button.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, come on. You know.

[Zach Amico]

How dare you shout out to Eric Booker. Congratulations on retiring, buddy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Did he get through?

[Zach Amico]

No, I don't think so.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Why is everyone stand standing?

[Ryan Shaner]

I think.

[Zach Amico]

Let's see what. Let's see what happens at the end. Do you want it? Okay.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

All right.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah, I'll take that whole gallon of milk. Shut up, Sopia. So I actually don't know what to say. Yeah, for me, it was all a little small, if I'm being honest with you. Have you smelled what these smell like? Set your stomach on fire. It's not great. I just don't think hot dog water is that exciting. Damn.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Because this is the 20th season. We want something that is amazing.

[Zach Amico]

And the fact that I can do.

[Ryan Shaner]

It means it's not that special. Wow. Howe, I think you're gonna really injure the.

[Zach Amico]

The lining of your tummy. I don't think you should be doing that.

[Ryan Shaner]

Please, please take care of yourself.

[Zach Amico]

Right.

[Ryan Shaner]

Eric, I really like you, so I'm disappointed. I would have said yes. Awesome.

[Zach Amico]

Appreciate you, Simon.

[Ryan Shaner]

Thank you. Wait, don't they have. Don't they have, like, the golden buzzer that, like, cancels out all the other. Wow, Simon, you could have made a man's dreams come true.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I do think, like, even though that is impressive, I still, like, I want to Move away from the direction of Costco, guys.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Ryan Shaner]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I, I, I still, I, like, once I realize who they were, I'm obsessed. I can't believe that something that would have been cringe five years ago is the biggest mainstream thing right now. And it blows. Like, I, I attack the Rizzler on stage and people like, big L, I'm.

[Ryan Shaner]

Like, you, dude, just give it five years.

[Zach Amico]

In, in 10 years, that's, that's a snake that's gonna eat its own tail.

[J.J. Lieberman]

We're gonna think so.

[Ryan Shaner]

We're definitely gonna have a Costco murder.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, I think.

[Ryan Shaner]

Or like a behind the scenes costume.

[Zach Amico]

Well, we're gonna have a sad adult Rizzler.

[Ryan Shaner]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Doing strip mall appearances like Kenny Powers, like, remember me?

[J.J. Lieberman]

The Rizzler's gonna be on my podcast in 10 years. We're like, we're both.

[Ryan Shaner]

I think his deathbed is just gonna.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, they're gonna have to be. They're gonna have to super glue his hand.

[Ryan Shaner]

Super glue his hand to his face.

[Zach Amico]

All right, let's wrap it up there, boys. Thank you so much for my guests, Ryan Shaner, J.J. lieberman. We got another episode coming this Friday, exclusive to subscribers. So see you then. Thank you guys and good night. Bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

[Ryan Shaner]

Thank you. Noon is morning time to him. Papa Baco. Chug it down just like favorite ob and join the crew. It's Acamiko work morning too. It's Acamiko work morning too.