Zac Amico's Morning Zoo – Episode 0015: Jim Florentine and Geo Perez
Release Date: June 6, 2025
Hosted by GaS Digital Network
Introduction & Guests (00:47 - 02:06)
Zac Amico kicks off Episode 0015 of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo with a lively introduction, highlighting the show's signature blend of chaotic humor and unconventional guests. Sitting with him are two notable figures: Geo Perez from the Gate Podcast and Jim Florentine from the Everybody Is Awful Podcast. Zac expresses his admiration for Jim, calling him "one of the fucking coolest dudes" and sets the stage for a dynamic discussion.
Diddy Trial and Pop Culture References (02:06 - 03:30)
The conversation quickly delves into the ongoing Diddy trial, sparking a humorous exchange about pop culture references:
- Zac Amico (02:12): "About a guy called the Punisher that was apparently there too."
- Jim Florentine (03:25): "Yeah, I mean, those rumors been going around for years with Diddy."
They touch upon how jokes and cultural allusions, such as the rumored "Diddy tattoo on his ass in prison," have permeated public discourse, drawing parallels to historical figures like Bill Cosby and his long-standing controversies.
Jerry Lewis's "The Day the Clown Cried" (03:30 - 10:38)
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing Jerry Lewis's infamous unreleased film, "The Day the Clown Cried." Zac shares insights into the film's dark premise and the reasons behind its shelving:
- Zac Amico (04:06): "It's a story of a clown as an unsuccessful clown who then gets hired to entertain children in the concentration camps and walk them into the gas chambers. And it's a comedy and it's like, hilarious."
- Jim Florentine (05:15): "It's just like that. Just. We know we saw that. We don't need a movie about the thing we watched."
They explore the film's controversial nature, comparing its timing to sensitive historical events and speculating on its potential reception had it been released posthumously or years later. The discussion evolves into comparisons with "Life is Beautiful" by Roberto Benigni, highlighting how timing and context can drastically alter a film's impact and legacy.
Tom Cruise at the BFI South Bank (15:20 - 21:22)
Shifting gears, the hosts discuss Tom Cruise's presence at the BFI South Bank event, where he was honored for his contributions to film. Observations about Cruise's performative nature and his meticulous attention to public image are shared:
- Zac Amico (20:03): "He just has to have the bag of popcorn also, too."
- Jim Florentine (21:14): "She's behind a wall and she says, yeah, no, me hard with her monster arm."
This segment blends playful commentary with genuine admiration, underscoring Cruise's enduring popularity and the hosts' amusement at his celebrity persona.
Groupie Rock Star Game (41:08 - 56:31)
One of the episode's highlights is the Groupie Rock Star Game, where Zac, Geo, and Jim humorously speculate on the sexual prowess of various rock stars based on fictional groupie reviews:
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Lane Staley (Alice in Chains)
- Geo Perez (46:35): "He can't get hard, but because he's gay, I think he's closet."
- Notable Quote (46:11): "Lane Staley is described as having a 3 to 4 inch penis and a sexual disappointment."
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Billy Joe Armstrong (Green Day)
- Jim Florentine (47:48): "He's probably in the kinky stuff."
- Notable Quote (49:25): "Billy Joe Armstrong has the smallest penis of any rock star. His little Willie is only about 3 inches, man."
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Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails)
- Geo Perez (54:07): "He likes to be dominated once in a while and has mommy issues."
- Notable Quote (54:33): "Trent likes to be dominated once in a while and has mommy issues. His penis is reportedly about seven and a half inches."
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John Dolmayan (System of a Down)
- Zac Amico (54:47): "John Dolmayan from System of a Down is described as having a 10-inch penis and being highly satisfying in bed."
- Notable Quote (56:00): "Massive [...] Loves to receive oral if you can get all of it in your mouth."
The trio engages in witty banter, blending exaggerated humor with playful ribbing of famous musicians, showcasing their chemistry and comedic timing.
Police Body Cams Segment (56:31 - 70:20)
Transitioning from celebrity antics, the hosts tackle the topic of police body cameras through a humorous reenactment:
- Zac Amico (66:50): "Listen, we're going to give you a ride home. You're going to be in the front with me."
- Geo Perez (67:03): "Have a seat in the car. I'm paying for the lawyer for driving under the influence."
The segment lampoons the strictures and sometimes overly formal interactions captured by body cams, reflecting on how policing has evolved with technology. The conversation highlights the absurdity and tension that can arise during routine traffic stops, all delivered with the show's characteristic irreverence.
Closing Remarks & Plugs (70:20 - End)
As the episode winds down, Zac Amico wraps up with promotional plugs for his and his guests' projects:
- Geo Perez promotes his upcoming live show in Atlantic City.
- Jim Florentine shares details about his podcast and upcoming tours in England.
- Zac Amico encourages listeners to support Morning Zoo through gasdigital.com, offering perks like early access, ad-free episodes, and exclusive content.
The hosts express their gratitude to the listeners and each other, maintaining the show's friendly and enthusiastic atmosphere until the very end.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Zac Amico (04:06): "It's like a comedy and it's like, hilarious."
- Jim Florentine (05:15): "It's just like that. Just. We know we saw that."
- Zac Amico (46:11): "Lane Staley is described as having a 3 to 4 inch penis and a sexual disappointment."
- Jim Florentine (49:25): "Billy Joe Armstrong has the smallest penis of any rock star. His little Willie is only about 3 inches, man."
- Zac Amico (56:00): "Massive [...] Loves to receive oral if you can get all of it in your mouth."
- Jim Florentine (58:39): "Just cut it off."
Conclusion
Episode 0015 of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo offers a rollercoaster of topics ranging from dark film discussions and celebrity antics to lighthearted games and satirical takes on law enforcement. With guests Geo Perez and Jim Florentine, the episode is a testament to the show's ability to blend humor, irreverence, and insightful commentary, making it a must-listen for fans seeking an unconventional morning show experience.