0018. Oscar Aydin and Gina Hyena

Summary

Zac Amico's Morning Zoo – Episode 0018: Oscar Aydin and Gina Hyena

Release Date: June 15, 2025
Host: Zac Amico
Guests: Ryan Reynolds, Oscar Aiden, and Gina Hyena
Network: GaS Digital Network

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Introduction

In the eighteenth episode of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo, host Zac Amico welcomes listeners to another dose of unhinged humor and chaotic discussions. Joining him are comedian Gina Hyena and guest Ryan Reynolds, along with special appearances by Oscar Aiden. The trio dives into a variety of topics, blending pop culture commentary with personal anecdotes and sharp-witted banter.

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Main Topics Discussed

1. The Gay Bandana Code (04:36 – 07:25)

   The conversation kicks off with a deep dive into the intricate meanings behind different colored bandanas in the gay community. Zac Amico explains the "gay bandana code," detailing what each color signifies:

   • Yellow: Water sports
   • Mustard: Over 8 inches
   • Black: S&M
   • Light Blue: Sailor or cock and ball torture

   Gina Hyena humorously questions the practicality and recognition of this code outside the LGBTQ+ community, prompting Ryan Reynolds to quip, “I'm gay adjacent” (02:28).

   Notable Quote:

   Zach Amico (04:37): "Yellow is water sports. Pale yellow is spit. Mustard is over 8 inches."

2. R. Kelly's Legal Troubles (11:12 – 13:08)

   The hosts shift gears to discuss the latest news: R. Kelly has filed for an emergency motion to prevent his prison release, citing a supposed plot by white supremacists to murder him. Zac summarizes the situation based on court documents, highlighting the alleged conspiracy involving an inmate named Mikhail Glenn Stein.

   Notable Quote:

   Zach Amico (11:43): "So it said that after he did the deed, he would be transferred and allowed to escape and then just be free."

3. Ghost Stories from Filming at a Funeral Home (40:00 – 45:37)

   Gina Hyena shares eerie experiences from filming a movie in an abandoned funeral home owned by a mobster named Stefano Magadino, also known as "the Undertaker." The crew encountered unexplained noises and the presence of handcuffs hanging from pipes, enhancing the haunted atmosphere of the location.

   Notable Quote:

   Zach Amico (43:27): "It had a little apartment hidden under the funeral home. Yep, that's it. I used to live there."

4. Discussion on King of the Hill and Comedic Timing (52:09 – 55:36)

   The hosts delve into an analysis of the animated show King of the Hill, focusing on its nuanced humor and character dynamics. They discuss the subplot involving Dale's son and the complexities of character relationships, appreciating the show's depth and comedic timing.

   Notable Quote:

   Gina Hyena (54:13): "The Golden Girls had such good, good comedic timing. It was just the... Everything was on point."

5. Roseanne Barr and The Conners (57:54 – 62:05)

   The conversation shifts to Roseanne Barr's controversial departure from The Conners and her subsequent behavior. Gina Hyena reminisces about Roseanne's impactful presence on the original show, while acknowledging the negative turn her actions have taken in recent years.

   Notable Quote:

   Zach Amico (58:27): "She was the voice of the show. Now, she's like, 'Fuck it.' But she's also, it seems like just a fucking lunatic."

6. Fast Food Nostalgia: McDonald's and Wendy's (28:02 – 36:11)

   A nostalgic segment reminisces about the golden days of fast food, particularly McDonald's and Wendy's in the 90s. The hosts discuss the differences in menu items, restaurant ambiance, and the evolution of fast-food marketing strategies.

   Notable Quote:

   Zach Amico (34:18): "Wendy's, when it came to Seacaucus, where I grew up, was a game changer. Yeah, I remember Wendy's being so fucking much better. And I feel like it's gone down in quality tremendously."

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Personal Anecdotes and Comedy Bits

Throughout the episode, Gina Hyena and Ryan Reynolds share humorous personal stories and engage in playful teasing. From discussing awkward encounters on podcasts to laughing over exaggerated personal experiences, the chemistry between the hosts keeps the energy lively and entertaining.

Notable Quote:

Gina Hyena (14:48): "I don't watch gay porn. I actually watch straight porn. Okay."

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Conclusion

As the episode wraps up, Zac Amico thanks his guests Oscar Aiden and Gina Hyena, and previews an exclusive upcoming episode. The trio leaves listeners with a mix of humor, insightful commentary, and anticipation for future chaotic yet entertaining discussions on Zac Amico's Morning Zoo.

Notable Quote:

Zach Amico (67:33): "What manual did he read? What owners? What manual? Look, honestly, when I saw that, I was like, this is Grand Theft Auto."

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Final Thoughts

Episode 0018 of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo successfully blends absurd humor with engaging discussions on diverse topics ranging from hidden subcultures and legal drama to nostalgic reflections and ghostly tales. For fans of twisted takes and chaotic fun, this episode encapsulates everything Zac's morning radio show promises—offering a unique and entertaining start to the day.

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Notable Quotes with Speaker Attribution and Timestamps

• Zach Amico (04:37): "Yellow is water sports. Pale yellow is spit. Mustard is over 8 inches."
• Zach Amico (11:43): "So it said that after he did the deed, he would be transferred and allowed to escape and then just be free."
• Zach Amico (43:27): "It had a little apartment hidden under the funeral home. Yep, that's it. I used to live there."
• Gina Hyena (54:13): "The Golden Girls had such good, good comedic timing. It was just the... Everything was on point."
• Zach Amico (58:27): "She was the voice of the show. Now, she's like, 'Fuck it.' But she's also, it seems like just a fucking lunatic."
• Zach Amico (34:18): "Wendy's, when it came to Seacaucus, where I grew up, was a game changer. Yeah, I remember Wendy's being so fucking much better. And I feel like it's gone down in quality tremendously."
• Gina Hyena (14:48): "I don't watch gay porn. I actually watch straight porn. Okay."
• Zach Amico (67:33): "What manual did he read? What owners? What manual? Look, honestly, when I saw that, I was like, this is Grand Theft Auto."

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Stay Connected

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Transcript

[Ryan Reynolds]

Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile.

[Zach Amico]

With the price of just about everything.

[Gina Hyena]

Going up, we thought we'd bring our prices down. So to help us, we brought in a reverse auctioneer, which is apparently a.

[Zach Amico]

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[Gina Hyena]

15.

[Zach Amico]

Just 15 bucks a month. Sold.

[Gina Hyena]

Give it a [e-mail] Switch.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Upfront payment of $45 for a three month plan equivalent to $15 per month. Required new customer offer for first three months only. Speed slow after 35 gigabytes of network spizzy. Taxes and fees extra. See mintmobile.com Fill her up.

[Gina Hyena]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.

[Zach Amico]

Wake up, it's time to go Zach Amico's got a show Animals are here.

[Gina Hyena]

To play jokes against you Start your.

[Zach Amico]

Day Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and join the cre It's Akamiko morning too. Wake up, wake up, wake up. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. You know what the sound of the saxophone means. It's morning for me. It's Zach Amico's Morning Zoo. With me, your host, Zak Amico, the international superstar, and your other boy across the table from there, two very, very funny people. As seen on Kill Tony, it is our good friend, Gina Hyena. Hey, how are you?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Good.

[Zach Amico]

You look absolutely stunning today.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You going through a phase? I just caked on the makeup. In a bathing suit?

[Zach Amico]

Well, you look fucking absolutely gorgeous. And speaking of absolutely gorgeous, across the table, me from both Netflix and Bravo, it's Oscar.

[Gina Hyena]

Aiden. Oh, my God. Stop. Thank you.

[Zach Amico]

How are you, buddy?

[Gina Hyena]

I'm doing good. I mean, obviously, you know, I was gonna wear that, but, you know, life happens.

[Zach Amico]

We had to make a call this morning.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah, Luckily I just had this in my back pocket that I threw on because you know someone here.

[Zach Amico]

Luckily, Oscar's got a lot of room in his back pocket.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He had to move the five bandanas.

[Gina Hyena]

I don't think straight people know what that means.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I know the bandanas.

[Gina Hyena]

You do?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'm gay adjacent.

[Gina Hyena]

Okay, okay.

[Zach Amico]

Talk. Talk right into the microphone, honey.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, it's so far away.

[Zach Amico]

Bringing it to you how you can. Cory will help you. There you go. There you go. Look at that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That. And you got me. Okay, perfect.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. Do straight people know about. I think straight People kind of. I don't think they know the extent of the band.

[Gina Hyena]

I don't even think they know the bandanas. You might know, because maybe, like, you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Know a lot of gay friends, and if you read Chuck Pack when you're younger, he goes into it.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah, I didn't do that. I'm not that gay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You're like, I'm not one of the angry ones. I've been out.

[Zach Amico]

No, but I will say polemic, that it's all the people in the house, and they're all. They're on, like, a writing retreat, and they all have, like, a horrible story that led them.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Haunted. Is that.

[Zach Amico]

It might be haunted.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Is that haunted?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, because that's the one where the kid is that gets his sister pregnant.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, ew.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, because he have, you know, this book.

[Gina Hyena]

What?

[Zach Amico]

So it's. It's a bunch of guys in a. It's a bunch of people in a house, and they're all in a writing retreat, and they're basically being encouraged to find, like, the darkest moment in their life. And they all have, like, these weird secrets. And the one kid, he used to like to jerk off in his pool with the filt. Like, the.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He sat on the filter at the bottom.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. He would sit on the thing and his asshole got stuck to it and pulled his asshole out.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes. There's that one line that makes everybody throw up if he did, like, a reading.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Because it explains, like, seeing, like, nuts and stu. Stuff floating in the water, like. Like, he ate almonds and you could see them. Like, and it makes everybody at a live reading, like, just throw up.

[Zach Amico]

And the. The. The. His dark secret was that because he was jizzing in the pool, his sister swam in it, and she got pregnant with an incest baby. Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's a good book.

[Gina Hyena]

How you should go from bandanas to pools and inside. How. How did that even transition work?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. This is what. This is what we're doing here. Yeah.

[Gina Hyena]

How did that. I was like, okay, so what the.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, can you bring up a list of the bandanas and what they mean?

[Ryan Reynolds]

So, like, one's water sports.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I think yellow would be water sports. Well, so it's left and right pocket.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah, right pocket. If you're a bottom. Bottom.

[Zach Amico]

That's. So that's what we need the chart for, Shannon. One pocket means you like to get it. One pocket means you like to give it.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, the gay bandana code. That's what it's called, the gay bandana.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Coat, which I also Love how, like, bikers wear them all the time. And you're like, girl, you don't even know what you're doing. But you' also. You're also riding a Sibian down the country.

[Zach Amico]

So we've been thinking about doing a Sibian here.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, really?

[Zach Amico]

Only guys?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, that's essentially what they're doing. Like, when I see angry bikers and they're like, yeah, I really let loose by driving down to Florida on my bike. I'm like, yeah, I'd be happy too, if I was on a Sibian for 28 hours.

[Zach Amico]

The Sibian was a. Like, it was the thing on the Howard Stern show. They would make girls ride while they got interviewed. Oh, and it vibrates. But there's also a dildo attachment. So there's like a clit attachment on it, but you can also attach a dildo so that it's inside you. And I want to make dudes have to sit on it while they like, while it tickles their prostate.

[Ryan Reynolds]

While we interview them and then just ask them. This is your version of hot ones.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. I bring up the chart. Okay. So the color, if you wear there's.

[Oscar Aiden]

There seems to be multiple.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, multiple mustard and yellow. That's a little too specific.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Mm.

[Zach Amico]

So yes. Black one on the left means you're at top right on the bottom. Black would be S and M. Gray bondage, light blue.

[Gina Hyena]

Once head maroon, go down to maroon.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, no.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oof.

[Gina Hyena]

No. That I don't know.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Nobody likes that.

[Zach Amico]

Cuts and bleeds.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah. Two handed fister. A titty. A tit torturer.

[Zach Amico]

Blue. Teal is cock and ball torture. Light blue is sailor. So I will say be careful on that one.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, be careful. I like also maroon and then magenta. You're like, I just wanted you to smell my armpits, not cut me.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, you really gotta. Lavender's drag queens. Yellow is water sports. Pale yellow is spit. Mustard is over 8 inches.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I didn't know it got this.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it gets.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I didn't. I thought there was like seven.

[Zach Amico]

These guys got a lot of. Oh, green would be. You're a prostitute and you wear it in the other pocket. Yeah. What's olive? Military.

[Gina Hyena]

Ooh.

[Zach Amico]

Whoa.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, we knew that.

[Gina Hyena]

Dines off tricks. Shut the fuck up. Lime green go down a little bit more, Shannon. Or is that it?

[Zach Amico]

That's it.

[Gina Hyena]

Lime green. Dines off tricks. Or dinner plate will buy dinner. Shut the.

[Zach Amico]

So just a regular dating.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah, it's just regular dating.

[Zach Amico]

Dating a woman.

[Ryan Reynolds]

This is why I wear animal print, so nobody gets confused.

[Gina Hyena]

Bestiality she's into so many, wears every color. She just looks like an 80s. Like an 80s tablecloth.

[Zach Amico]

So. Yeah. Hey, gay guys got a lot of. They got a lot of time and they got a lot of things that. That's their thing.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

So I respect it and I think it's a great way to tell your friends what you're into, because then friends don't even know. Yeah. But the gay guys, you're gonna be.

[Gina Hyena]

Walking around with a mustard bandana and be like, what sports team is that?

[Zach Amico]

I'm certainly not walking around with mustard. Was over 8 inches. I would need.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You're like, I don't quite.

[Zach Amico]

I don't need to tie three bandanas together.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You look like a fucking clown.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah. A girl said to me once, give me eight inches and make it hurt. I fucked her three times and threw her down the stairs.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Happy pride.

[Gina Hyena]

Happy pride.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, let's have some fun today. Actually. Let's get plugs out of the way. We're live on a Wednesday. Gina Hyena, what do you have coming up or shows or anything you want people to check out?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. So Saturday, I'm headlining in Glastonbury, and the food is also on the poster, so I feel real good about that.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, there's nothing like seeing your name and then, like, chicken parmesan.

[Ryan Reynolds]

A macaroni and cheese bar.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, great.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Come for the macaroni and cheese and stay for me, please. And then the following week, I'll be in Austin. I'm at Roscoe's Comedy Club. I'm at Sunset. I'm at all the comedy clubs in Austin the week of Juneteenth.

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic, Mr. Ayden.

[Gina Hyena]

So I am headlining Filthy Comedy at Parkville Market out in Stamford, Connecticut this Saturday. So at 8pm and then I will be at Governors headlining their Pride show the week after. And then I've got my big pride show at the stand on June 26th at 8pm so if you're in New York City and you would like to come see me and a few other, you know, rainbow pushing queers, you know, come in. Come check it out. It's at the Stand.

[Zach Amico]

When do we start calling shit rainbow?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Bring your bandanas.

[Gina Hyena]

Bring your bandanas.

[Zach Amico]

That's right. Dollar off with your bandana.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And if you guys want to see me, go to Punch Up Live Zachamico. Follow me on Instagram @zachisnotfunny. And please check out JCW Wrestling. Juggalo Championship Wrestling. I'll be on the road with them all Next week, starting Tuesday, open it up for Insane Clown Posse. And don't worry, we already started banking episodes, so you're not gonna miss an episode here on the Morning Zoo, because I love you guys very, very much. And Shannon and Jorge have been working extra hard to make sure you guys get all the promised episodes. And that's every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, with Friday being an exclusive episode. You go to gasdigital.com today, use the promo code zoom, and you get yourself off a dollar fifty a month. You get access to episodes early ad free and uncensored. You get access to the live chat and the archives, thousands of episodes of all your favorite shows. And if you go into the live chat, you see lots of tits. And there was a great gif of Ali Mae twerking that I really enjoyed. And thank you guys so much. And, hey, thank you so much for. All right, let's get into it. R. Kelly has filed for an emergency MOT for prison release, saying that white supremacists have a plot to murder him. Shannon.

[Oscar Aiden]

Okay, so it says Kelly's legal team submitted a sworn statement from a terminally ill inmate and Aryan Brotherhood gang leader named Mikhail Glenn Stein, who explicitly claimed authorities offered him his freedom to spend his last days on the outside in exchange for murdering the singer. It said he was. The plot was supposed to play out with Stein killing Kelly and getting charged for the deed, only for the prison officials to fumble the evidence and ultimately bury the case.

[Zach Amico]

So the prison's in on it?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, yeah.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's like, from them pedophiles, the CEOs are, like, walking real slow over to that fight, you know?

[Oscar Aiden]

So it said that after. After he did the deed, he would be transferred and allowed to escape and then just be free. It said that he seemed like he was ready to carry out the murder. He approached R. Kelly's housing in March, only to turn back last minute and blow the whistle that the Bureau of prison officials had ordered the hit. Stein then approached Kelly personally in prison to inform him, according to court docs. And he's indicated he'll take a polygraph test and will offer to testify.

[Zach Amico]

All right, well, that's. That's a comp. That. What a tangled web.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's a lot.

[Gina Hyena]

But why R. Kelly?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Because he was a pedophile.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, he's a better. Maybe he's a real pain in the ass to have in prison because he's so famous.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He's just singing all the time.

[Zach Amico]

He's got it. Well, no, what you call it the. On the Gate guys told me that if you're a singer in prison, you have to, like, you're a jukebox.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, they're just like, play this one.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, they're, like, singing. And so I'm sure, because there was a great. There was a phone call another prisoner made for his daughter's birthday, and he put R. Kelly on to sing for her for her birthday, which, by the way, R. Kelly will be like, how old? Yeah. Right.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Do you have any pictures? Yeah. Yellow bandana.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah, that is true. That's a yellow bandana.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes.

[Gina Hyena]

But why now, though? Why not, like, he's been in prison for how long?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I know. I'm surprised he's still alive. Has he been in, like, solitary or something?

[Zach Amico]

No, I think. Well, when you're famous, don't you get, like, a certain coat? Like a. They separate you from gen pop?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I would. I would assume, because I would think he'd be dead by now, you know.

[Zach Amico]

But maybe it's not like he was fucking little boys.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, he was little girl.

[Zach Amico]

Teenage girls. So I'm sure the other guys in.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Prison are, like, you said, little boys or teenage girls.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I mean, he's not fucking. No.

[Ryan Reynolds]

They had their learners.

[Zach Amico]

They had asses and titties. Listen, by the way, I probably have child porn on my computer in my mom's house because I had the R. Kelly sex tape downloaded from Kaza.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So your mom has child porn?

[Zach Amico]

My mom owns. If you go to my mom's house right now, you can probably arrest. If you could get.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Go arrest my mom.

[Zach Amico]

If you can get Windows 2000 to boot up the computer that is hidden behind boxes, because my mom is a hoarder and puts decorate. Fills her back room with decorations and then buys the same decorations again.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, no. If you can find a Stop here. And then. Child porn.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, if you can find.

[Gina Hyena]

If you're right behind the garland. Keep moving. Keep going. No, no, no, no, no. To the left.

[Zach Amico]

To the.

[Gina Hyena]

No, no, no. It's right. If you look at it, it's right next to the Easter decorations.

[Zach Amico]

Did you guys have to download porn on Kaza or.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I never watched porn.

[Zach Amico]

Get the out of crazy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

The only time I've ever seen porn was on a podcast and there was a porn star on it. And they're like, let's pull up some of her stuff. And I was like. It was. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

How have you never watched porn?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't know. I was just never, like, interested. And then I thought I would probably either get really caught into it or it just immediately Bummed me out the thought of it.

[Gina Hyena]

I don't watch gay porn.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Do you?

[Gina Hyena]

I actually do a bit about it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Really?

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah. Is that okay if I. If I do the bit?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, why not?

[Gina Hyena]

So I do this bit where I say, I don't watch gay porn. I actually watch straight porn. Okay. Because I feel like it's more believable and it's a little bit more realistic. And I'll tell you why, right? I'll give you an example. Girl goes into an auto body shop, right? She walks in and the guy's like, hey, baby, you need help rotating your tires? And she's like, oh, my God, yes. Right? And then they fuck. But you look at the guy and you're like, if he had to, he probably knows how to rotate her tires.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes.

[Gina Hyena]

Like, right? You go into a gay auto body shop and the guy's like, hey, do you need help changing your oil? And I'm like, I don't think he knows how. I don't think he knows where it is. And I'm like, you know, it's fine. We're just gonna drive with a check engine light on. It's fine.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, he probably knows how to check for oil.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah. In a. In a tub.

[Zach Amico]

But not in a. In a. In his partner.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah. But not in a car.

[Ryan Reynolds]

No.

[Zach Amico]

That would be funny to pull your dick out of a guy's ass and be like, oh, you're a court low.

[Gina Hyena]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

So no, the. I did not download porn On Kaza. But I did download Rancids and Outcome, the Wolves album.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And then I got a lot of viruses on my computer.

[Zach Amico]

It would be a lot of, like, fake System of A Down songs for me.

[Gina Hyena]

What is it?

[Zach Amico]

Fake System of A Down song like, songs that were them. Every parody was called Weird Album. Whatever. It would not be Weird Al. And so much porn. Back when I was. So much Ron Jeremy porn.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Really?

[Gina Hyena]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

Which I guess I should feel bad for now.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Does he. Is he really, like, that gifted? Like, in.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, really? That even seems before he had the.

[Zach Amico]

Gut, he could suck his own dick standing up.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Ugh. But also, why did straight kids watch this?

[Gina Hyena]

Are you serious?

[Zach Amico]

Shannon.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Shannon's like, this is the 27th time.

[Zach Amico]

I don't think I've ever done this one on the show.

[Gina Hyena]

Shannon's like, I don't. Let me tell you something. Shannon's gonna get a medal for bravery.

[Ryan Reynolds]

She gets a purple.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, wow. But how can he suck at standing.

[Zach Amico]

Up, though, when it was hard? So there's an early video of him and he's standing up, holding it at the base, bending over, sucking it.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, yeah, that's because he's limber, not because it's so big. No, no, no, no, no.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, Shannon, bring it up. Shannon, Shannon. How much does it suck that this is the second porn Gina's ever seen? We went right to a guy sucking his own.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, yeah, because he's limber. Because he can make his. His stomach.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah. It's not because it's that big, but it is pretty. Yeah. But it's. The thing is those that, like, I. Listen, I've seen this porn before.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I've seen this.

[Gina Hyena]

Been there, done that. But it's one of those where it's like, you just have to, like, your stomach has to be so limber that you just. You kind of.

[Zach Amico]

She's saying it's more core strength.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah, it's more core strength than it is anything else.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He has four herniated discs back.

[Gina Hyena]

Like, if you could just, like, suck in your ribs, you'll be fine.

[Zach Amico]

It doesn't seem. I feel like if I could suck my own dick, it would feel more like sucking a dick than getting my dick sucked.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'll bet. Yeah. You're doing work. You got the mouth feel.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I don't. I don't know if it would be. I don't know if it would be comparable to getting your dick sucked in.

[Ryan Reynolds]

The wild, but I like that people are waking up to this.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, this is the morning show here on Gas Digital.

[Gina Hyena]

I mean, it's better than any news that's out there right now, I can tell you.

[Zach Amico]

And we're doing the news. We're talking about R. Kelly with the. The white supremacist trying to kill him.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I will say that is, like, very tame compared to. The only and first porn I ever saw was this guy that was on some other podcast and they were like, let's pull up his shit from Twitter. And he was. Oh, my God. He was some girl from behind and he had his foot on her head like she was bent over.

[Zach Amico]

And I was like, black gentleman.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

I was the most Timberland.

[Ryan Reynolds]

This is the most disrespectful shit I have ever seen in my life. And then he was doing push ups and like, jumping from doing the push ups and landing in a girl, like, up and down.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, that's like. He was daggering.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes. Why are there these horrible words?

[Zach Amico]

No, Dagger's like that Jamaican dancing where like they jump off balconies and shit onto fat ladies.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, my God. Well, it was that.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And then later he DM me and he said, you were vibes on the podcast. And I threw my phone across the room as if it was haunted. I was like, get out of here.

[Zach Amico]

Really?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. I immediately blocked. Like, I was just like, I don't want anything to do with any of hot. Someone's foot on your head.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, dude.

[Gina Hyena]

I mean, if it's in the moment.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Gina Hyena]

It's not like, it's like, you know, he's doing it because. But like, if it's like, you know, if the. If both people. Let me tell you something.

[Ryan Reynolds]

If you're consenting, right?

[Gina Hyena]

If both people consent to it. I don't see. Yeah, I don't see the problem.

[Zach Amico]

What color bandana is foot on the head?

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, God.

[Zach Amico]

I've been watching a. A guy pretty much. I'm pretty sure it's for lady porn. Like, it's definitely porn for women because it's very based on, like, the chick's experience.

[Gina Hyena]

So he just sits there and reads?

[Zach Amico]

No, he's got a huge. He's got a huge cock and she rides it and he usually plays with her clit until she squirts. But it's a lot of pussy and a lot of like, four lady stuff and it's. Have you seen Girth Master?

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, I have not seen Girth.

[Zach Amico]

Girth Master.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Is that some sort of grill?

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, do you remember Girth Master?

[Oscar Aiden]

I do, yes. Tall thin guy.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, this thing makes Ron Jeremy look. Who? Let's see I mean, just. I mean, for Oscar's sake, man. People are trying to be so. They must be so. What a gay show I'm doing today.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah. They're like. Remove.

[Zach Amico]

Sorry, guys.

[Gina Hyena]

Remove the dei, Zack. Remove the dei.

[Zach Amico]

Sorry, fellas. There he is.

[Gina Hyena]

Really not that big.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Is something wrong with him?

[Zach Amico]

As thick as a fucking brick. Look at that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Thing is very pink.

[Gina Hyena]

What's his name?

[Zach Amico]

Girthmaster. He does photos of his dick next to wine bottles and they're the same girth.

[Gina Hyena]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Jesus, man. How. How much can you hate your asshole?

[Gina Hyena]

It doesn't matter.

[Zach Amico]

That doesn't.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah, but that. It. Here's the thing.

[Zach Amico]

Please.

[Gina Hyena]

I have never been attracted someone because of their penis.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Gina Hyena]

Or their ass. No, I've been attracted to them because of the vibe.

[Zach Amico]

Okay?

[Gina Hyena]

And that's a big difference between, like.

[Zach Amico]

You should be Gina's friend. He's really into vibes.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Who's into vibes?

[Zach Amico]

The black guy with.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Gina Hyena]

But that's the thing, though. It's like a lot of gay men will sleep with each other because of the person's physique and aesthetic.

[Zach Amico]

I'm well aware.

[Gina Hyena]

Well, that's. Yeah, that's kind of big.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That might be an airplane bottle.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah, no, that'd be funny if that was an airplane.

[Zach Amico]

That's what I did.

[Gina Hyena]

That actually looks like one of those mini wine bottles. That looks like one of those. What is that? Sutter Home. It's a Sutter Home.

[Zach Amico]

He's got a two buck truck.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah, that's a Sutter Home.

[Zach Amico]

That's a sick piece.

[Gina Hyena]

Look at his hands, though. Okay, now I want you to look at his hands. If you put your dick in your hands.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but I'm sure it's not that big. But he's got a massive hand. Yeah, he's a big, tall guy.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Look at the. And I think it's more that. It's.

[Gina Hyena]

It's showing.

[Zach Amico]

Looking at Shannon. That's a nice piece.

[Oscar Aiden]

And that picture has a very different perspective. And he is a tall guy. I'm gonna find another picture of just him.

[Ryan Reynolds]

She's like, let me find more. God, there's just a full.

[Gina Hyena]

I would love to know what Shannon's brows history is for the past. You guys should do just a PowerPoint presentation of Shannon. He's hot. He's hot. I would bang him.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he's a big, big, tall boy.

[Gina Hyena]

I'd the out of him.

[Zach Amico]

I don't. Hey, listen. It seems like a task, huh? It seems like a job.

[Gina Hyena]

I would.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He said, I got I'll take the job.

[Gina Hyena]

I'll take the job.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know, man. Maybe in my younger days they're deporting.

[Gina Hyena]

Everybody else, so I'll do the job.

[Zach Amico]

Well, you're gonna need some ice after that, Shannon. Go ahead.

[Oscar Aiden]

He's six' six.

[Zach Amico]

Six' six.

[Gina Hyena]

Woof.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's a woof.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It is crazy to you how much taller six' six is than like six' three. Yeah, there's a major difference. Once you get past six' two.

[Gina Hyena]

We always say in the gay community, the bigger you are, the harder you fall.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's very funny.

[Gina Hyena]

You know that.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, it's a common phrase. I didn't know it also applied to gayness. Yeah, we got some. We got some pictures in the chat of Girthmaster as well, including him using his dick as a bookmark, which is getting me.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What was he reading? Like one fish. He's just reading the dumb fish.

[Gina Hyena]

Who's Rice? Rice? Call me.

[Zach Amico]

That's him, I think.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, is it?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's the old. That's the old Griffin.

[Gina Hyena]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

Either that or somebody just posted their own dms, which is also funny.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He's reading like Nietzsche.

[Gina Hyena]

But you're not in a library. You're not even in a library.

[Zach Amico]

There's also one of his. Dude, he posts and he gets like these tiny chicks and there's just like. It looks like they're. They're trying to fuck their arm.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

That is the hottest thing a girl ever did to me once.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Fucked your arm?

[Zach Amico]

No, she showed me. She was a tiny black chick and she showed me that my. At the time when I was a little thinner by my dick was as thick. Was thicker than her wrist. And she showed me. Is this during. During sex? What? No, no, no.

[Gina Hyena]

She was a beautiful love story.

[Zach Amico]

She was well, of age.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's the most.

[Gina Hyena]

What a great Hallmark movie.

[Zach Amico]

It was a nice thing to do. It made me feel like a fucking man. Yeah, she was. She was okay. She's kind of a pain in the ass. She. I felt like she was using me, so I stopped talking to her.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Why? She.

[Zach Amico]

Because every time she came over, she would start going through takeout menus and telling me what she wanted for dinner before we'd even start talking. And I was like, I think this bitch is just hungry and poor. She worked at five guys.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, wow.

[Zach Amico]

And yeah, she didn't bring any food home. No. I don't know why. Or she would like. She. At the time, I was working nights. I was a doorman at a Comedy club. And she would wake me up at like 7 and be like, I'm hungry. And I'd be like, go get something.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And she's like, no, wake up. And she's like, you love to sleep in. And I'm like, bitch, I went to bed at 5 in the morning.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And she's like, I'm a morning person, so you have to get up with me.

[Gina Hyena]

Ironic that you're doing a morning show.

[Zach Amico]

This is bad. Noon. It's morning for us.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't even know what the fuck.

[Zach Amico]

It's morning.

[Gina Hyena]

It's morning. For comedians, it's morning.

[Zach Amico]

And at the time, I was closing out a club. Every night I was doing checks. So I was home at like 3 or 4 in the morning.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, yeah, fuck that.

[Zach Amico]

And yeah, she was.

[Gina Hyena]

She was using you.

[Zach Amico]

Actually, I saw her recently, probably like in the last year or two, and she was with a guy. And man, she aged bad.

[Ryan Reynolds]

How much did she grow?

[Zach Amico]

She was still tiny. She was still. She was. She was probably like. She was probably like five, three, huh? But she looked like she aged. Man, she looked like the. Ain't nobody got time for that, lady.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You grabbed her wrists just.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, Just memories.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Do we still have what we once had?

[Zach Amico]

But, yeah, no, that was. She was. She was fun, but she was. She. I definitely did. Did feel. Not. I felt. Take it. I felt like she thought because she was tiny and hot that I owed her, like, to spend all my money on her.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, we do that. I feel like when you're. You people do that.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but I, you know, I don't want a chick to make me a sandwich after we fuck. I want her to come back with two sandwiches and go, oh, did you want one too? Moving on, moving on.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Next, let's.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, we're talking about. We're talking about being fat. And I saw this coming. Had this conversation the other day with my good friend Sam Roberts. McDonald's debuts new McCrispy strips. And they're missing the mark with customers. I will say McDonald's new chicken strips. Nothing like the chicken selects. Really big disappointment.

[Gina Hyena]

Wait, I didn't even know. I didn't even. What?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't even know.

[Zach Amico]

You remember McDonald's used to have the snack wraps.

[Gina Hyena]

Do we have a picture of these new chicken selects?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, they stink.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, they look very Taco Bell.

[Zach Amico]

No, the Taco Bell nuggets are great.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah, but they look like they came from Taco Bell.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, they do. They. So if you remember, chicken selects used to be like a big hunk of fucking white chicken.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Now these chicken strips. Fucking bullshit. Absolute disappointment. And people are catching on. Shannon. Shannon. Tell us about it.

[Oscar Aiden]

So people hate them. They say they're horrible. They taste like oversized dino nuggets. They're stringy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Ew.

[Oscar Aiden]

They. I don't hold the candle to the chicken selects like you said, and now.

[Zach Amico]

They'Re bringing back snack wraps, but with those instead of the chicken selects.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What's the chicken select?

[Zach Amico]

Chicken selects were the old McDonald's.

[Gina Hyena]

They were really good. They were crispy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, they were crispy.

[Gina Hyena]

White meat. They were actually like.

[Zach Amico]

That's what they were.

[Gina Hyena]

That's what they were. And you actually. What's funny is that's the only picture of a McDonald's item that is accurate.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh.

[Oscar Aiden]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

What? Cut. Dude, I was just seeing something. There's a country, some Asian country where it's a law where the on snacks, it has to have a picture of it and it has to be accurate and the right size.

[Gina Hyena]

I wouldn't be surprised if it was either Japan or Korea. Japan or Korea. I wouldn't be surprised.

[Zach Amico]

But, like, yeah, if whatever you buy, there has to be a photo of it and it has to be the exact size. So you're not duped.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I haven't had a chicken nugget from McDonald's since. Do you remember forever ago, you'd get white meat and dark meat ones.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, it's Japan. Look at that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, I had you in Japan. Because they're just on it with.

[Gina Hyena]

They're always on it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

They're just on it.

[Gina Hyena]

They just know what they're doing.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

I'm sorry, Gina, what were you saying, babe?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, I haven't had chicken nuggets since. Do you remember back in Happy Meals, you'd get, like, two white meat ones and two dark meat ones? Like, one was shaped like a boot.

[Zach Amico]

No.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Was I just living in a very poor town?

[Gina Hyena]

I shouldn't ask a woman this, but you're probably.

[Ryan Reynolds]

This is during the 90s. Yeah, this was during the 90s when I was having a Happy Meal. Pick your boy or girl Happy Meal and you get some dark meat ones and some white meat ones.

[Zach Amico]

I don't remember this.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I think I was just in a very town in McDonald's.

[Zach Amico]

So there's. Look it up, Shan. Look at this. I do know this. There's four McNugget shapes.

[Ryan Reynolds]

There's a boot, right?

[Zach Amico]

Yes, there is a boot, Shan. Look it up. I know there's a boot, but. Yes, you're correct in that. There's four shoes.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Pull that out.

[Zach Amico]

This is what I do. This is what I do.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Tell us about the boot nugget.

[Zach Amico]

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[Gina Hyena]

How did you find this so fast, Shannon?

[Zach Amico]

Because you just search McNugget shapes.

[Ryan Reynolds]

She's been working here too long.

[Gina Hyena]

She's been working here too long. She's like, I've got that already saved.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, she's got. She's got a.

[Gina Hyena]

She's got it booked.

[Zach Amico]

Exact show. Let's get all McDonald's. All McDonald's information. We just have a code.

[Gina Hyena]

Okay, so you grew up in the 90s?

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Gina Hyena]

You grew up in the 90s. I still think that the 90s version of the fish fillet sandwich from Wendy's was the best one.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, I never had a Wendy's one.

[Zach Amico]

I don't think I had that.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

We didn't get Wendy's Till High School.

[Gina Hyena]

90S version of the fish filet sandwich is probably the best sandwich.

[Zach Amico]

But you're talking yellow coated Wendy's, right? Yellow.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Red Wendy's.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, when all the boxes were yellow with red writing.

[Gina Hyena]

I think so. Shannon, do we have a Shannon, do we have a picture of what Wendy's looked like in the 90s?

[Zach Amico]

Old Wendy's, Shannon. Yes. You're talking yellow Wendy's. Which is the best? Wendy's?

[Gina Hyena]

What color is it?

[Zach Amico]

Now red.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, is it?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Do I. Do I look like I'm gonna fuck with you on this?

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah, that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Do you think you should ask me?

[Gina Hyena]

But I will say this, though. I. Wendy's, back in the day, 90s and 2000s was legit. It was like it was fucking legit.

[Zach Amico]

Wendy's, when it came to Seacaucus, where I grew up, was a game changer. Yeah, I remember Wendy's being so fucking much better. And I feel like it's gone down in quality tremendously.

[Ryan Reynolds]

The sun room, did yours have a sun room?

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, my gosh.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I'd have, like a baked potato. I'd be like, I'm eating so, so healthier right now.

[Gina Hyena]

You know what's interesting is, like, you look at like for the. Like for us. We grew up in the 90s, right. And looking at fast food restaurants then and now is such a world of difference.

[Zach Amico]

They were so colorful and they were so totalitarian. Totalitarian, right.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Gina Hyena]

It's like it looks like a German doctor's office.

[Zach Amico]

Well, so the reason for the lighting inside fast food places to be harsh like that is because they don't want people to spend time there. The old McDonald's had the play area, and the idea was the longer you stay, the more shit you're going to buy. But they realize people would just buy stuff and stay forever. Now the idea is they want you out the door so they have the harsh, like, overhead lighting like that so that it's unwelcoming and you don't feel like sitting there. You want to leave, but why can't they?

[Gina Hyena]

They couldn't have kept the color like. You couldn't keep color. Yeah, I get the harsh.

[Zach Amico]

I think they don't want it to be friendly. They don't. They want you in and out the door. The idea is not to have you seated there. The idea is to have you get your food and leave.

[Gina Hyena]

Well, then don't put any seats.

[Zach Amico]

That's what Checkers.

[Gina Hyena]

Take away all the seats.

[Zach Amico]

Checkers and rallies don't have seats.

[Gina Hyena]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

I think a lot of them don't. The idea was to get rid of. I just watched a thing on this on good mythical morning, and they said that because it was two different franchises.

[Gina Hyena]

Not gonna.

[Zach Amico]

And one of the ideas was to get rid of the seating area so they could concentrate on getting food out faster instead of having people out there cleaning up the seating area.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What about all the old men that would just get coffee and sit there? Where.

[Zach Amico]

I remember that the McDonald's by me has old people that sit and just sit with a cup of coffee all day.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah, I remember that even as a kid, you'd see people just sitting there with the breakfast sandwich and having, like, their cup of coffee.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Gina Hyena]

I also miss old school McDonald's, like 90s McDonald's. The. The bags were white with the various colored little M's.

[Zach Amico]

I watched a lady, I remember going to McDonald's for breakfast years ago in my neighborhood. And I watched. It was an old lady who was definitely special needs because she was with her mother and the mother was old as fuck. And they tried. They went to the counter and they tried to order buttered rolls.

[Ryan Reynolds]

They're from New York.

[Zach Amico]

But. So the thing about. The deeper you go into Brooklyn, the less likely your cashier at McDonald's is going to know words that are not on the McDonald's menu.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Fair.

[Zach Amico]

Because the breakfast shift is not the lunch shift and it's not the dinner shift. I would call it the C squad. So the most they can get out is east breakfast. No hamburger. Like, they don't know words that are not the menu. So they're like buttered roll. And the lady just looked at them. They're like buttered rolls. He's McDonald's.

[Gina Hyena]

Did you eat McDonald's breakfast?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes.

[Gina Hyena]

Okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Those hash browns are something else when I talk.

[Gina Hyena]

So when I was a kid, and I think this is why I probably had put on a lot of weight as a child, but every Sunday after church, my parents would take me to McDonald's and they'd be like, well, what do you want? And, you know, my parents are just like, whatever. He's a growing boy.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Gina Hyena]

I would get four hash browns, three bacon, egg and cheese biscuits.

[Ryan Reynolds]

God damn.

[Gina Hyena]

Three egg McMuffins. And I would eat all of that and I'd still be hungry afterwards.

[Ryan Reynolds]

God damn it.

[Zach Amico]

Honest question, what kind of church did you go to that got out before 10:30 in the morning?

[Gina Hyena]

We got there. Well, yeah, Lutheran.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Gina Hyena]

Well, we went to the. I think it was like the nine o' clock service.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Gina Hyena]

And then we were out by kind of close. Yeah, we were out by. Because breakfast stops at 11.

[Zach Amico]

10:30.

[Gina Hyena]

No, to 11.

[Zach Amico]

And where I lived, I think it depends.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah. And so we got out at like. Oh, my God, all of it. It was either that or Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Did they have breakfast?

[Gina Hyena]

No, but we would go to Kentucky Fried Chicken for lunch. And it was so good. Oh, my God.

[Ryan Reynolds]

We were IHOP after church.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, were you?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Gina Hyena]

That's a very. That's Very American.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Every. Every syrup that they would have, which is just like corn syrup, the strawberry pancake syrup. I'm like, how is I not the fattest child in the world?

[Zach Amico]

See, I. I'm jealous of your church experience where you got out the door. So we went to a non denominational. No. Protestant.

[Gina Hyena]

No.

[Zach Amico]

My grandma would yap after church.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

Every. They would stand in a little circle and talk about not. Because it was the only time my grandma didn't leave the house.

[Gina Hyena]

Right. She didn't have her social time.

[Zach Amico]

It was her social time.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But we would just be standing there with our jackets on for an hour and a half while these fucking old bitties talked about bullshit. Oh, it was the fuck. There was a lady that sat in front of us who smelled like piss, and it was her and her friend. And you could tell they would get their hair done on Saturdays because they would have the perm, but then they had slept on it, so ever it would be on a slant and they would shake while they tried to read. And they stunk like pests. It was. My church literally closed because everyone died.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

Because it was. Everyone was in their 80s and it was my family and the reverend's family and that's it.

[Gina Hyena]

Are you serious?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. They. They. They sold it to Jews.

[Gina Hyena]

You know, what. Do you know that you can buy a. You get. There's, like, churches for sale.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Gina Hyena]

All over New York. All over the country. You can buy a church, you can buy a funeral home. You can buy schools.

[Zach Amico]

I shot a movie in an abandoned church.

[Gina Hyena]

They're all for. Do you believe in ghosts?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I lived in a funeral home for three months doing a movie, and I was pretty creeped out some of the times.

[Gina Hyena]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. It was gutted, but you could still. It felt weird.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I feel like something's there.

[Zach Amico]

That and Like a funeral home still looks like a funeral home without the furniture. Like, it was very phantasmy. And. Yeah, you could tell there was some shit going on there.

[Gina Hyena]

What do you mean?

[Zach Amico]

We heard stuff.

[Gina Hyena]

Shut up.

[Zach Amico]

So at the height of it, there was like 65 of us living there.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah. At a funeral home.

[Zach Amico]

It was pretty big. It was. It was like three. It was.

[Gina Hyena]

Damn.

[Zach Amico]

It was two, four. It was two floors.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, okay.

[Zach Amico]

And it was pretty big. And we. I mean, we were asshole to elbow on, like, yoga mats and shit. But.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Wait, why? With your family over there?

[Zach Amico]

No, no, I worked on a movie.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, I missed that part. I was like.

[Zach Amico]

I worked out a movie with Lizard's funeral home.

[Gina Hyena]

Lily Wonking.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. And I did date a girl whose family all ate dinner in bed once, though.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Weird.

[Zach Amico]

The mom would make dinner, they would all go get their plates and go back to bed. Like the grandparents.

[Gina Hyena]

Their own bed.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, their own bed. But their bedrooms were next to each other's and no one would speak. So we would go back and sit in her bed and eat dinner and her parents would eat dinner in bed and her sister would eat dinner in her bed with her boyfriend. I don't know, just regular food.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like. Like meatloaf in bed.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Cuz for me it's always like pasta. So. Mike, you're eating pasta in bed, which is.

[Gina Hyena]

We. We deflect so much from everything. What were you talking about? The scary instances at the funeral home. Cuz somehow we segued.

[Zach Amico]

So there was like 65. There was 65 of us living there. But when we went, it was just four of us to like get the place ready.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And we were sleeping in the basement. And we would hear. Everyone was accounted for. Like we knew how many people were living there. And we would hear what sounded like people walking around. We heard somebody put out a cigarette. Like a very distinct sound, like stomping a cigarette out. One time we thought we heard a party upstairs in the middle of the night. And we realized all four of us were there. Like just. And it sounds stupid and I know people wouldn't. I wouldn't believe me either.

[Gina Hyena]

I think it's kind of fabulous.

[Zach Amico]

And then ghost hunters came to talk to us because they said that they had heard shit about that building for years. And they locked up and they literally asked, have you heard somebody put out a cigarette?

[Gina Hyena]

Are you serious?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And then they said that there was a suicide there right before it closed. I had been having nightmares about seeing feet hang from the ceiling. Like it was. It was a scary. So it was owned by a mobster named Stefano Magadino. And his mob name was the Undertaker. And it was. We're in Niagara Falls. He kind of got excommunicated from the mob because he had set up a meeting between a bunch of mob families that got raided by the police and they thought he had stooged out. So that's why he had to go to Niagara Falls, to get away from like the tri state area.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Gotcha.

[Zach Amico]

So he owned this funeral home and the local legend was that like the coffins had more than one body in them. Like that they would get rid of bodies. And like, dude, he had like. Shannon, can you look up the Magadino Funeral Home in Niagara Falls? New York. So when we got there, it had. I love this. It had the showroom upstairs or the two rooms for funerals. But then you go downstairs and it had a morgue. Like a prep room.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

With drains on the floor. That's where we did our special effects. And then, like, an office area. But then it had a little apartment with, like, a refrigerator and a bed. And as the real estate agent very politely put, what he called it a hump hole so that the owner of the building could fuck his mistresses. So he had a small apartment hidden under the funeral home. Yep, that's it. I used to live there. We weren't allowed on the stairs.

[Oscar Aiden]

I can't find pictures.

[Zach Amico]

What?

[Oscar Aiden]

I can't really find inside pictures.

[Zach Amico]

That's fine. But that's the exact building. And we. They asked us to stop smoking on the steps because the real estate agent didn't want them to know how many people were living there because there would be, like, 20 people sitting on the steps smoking. And they thought we were a rehab fair. Wow. And then the one thing that was really creepy was there was a room that was, like, all pipes and shit, like a boiler room. And there were handcuffs hanging from one of the pipes. Like, it definitely looked like there was. It was a room somebody got tortured in.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Or fox.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I could be. But it also had been freaky boarded up since the 90s.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

Because we had to make it up to code to get a residency permit. So we had to strip the floors, repaint it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, shit.

[Zach Amico]

And got it. And, like, me and three friends did that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Gotcha.

[Gina Hyena]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Gina Hyena]

It was so fascinating.

[Zach Amico]

But, yeah. And Shannon, can you look up Stefano Magadino? Because that's the mobster who owned it, and he's like a famous. It'll probably say the Undertaker on whatever comes up about him. Shannon.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Shannon.

[Gina Hyena]

Shannon. I will say it's a great. It's a great effect.

[Zach Amico]

It's fun, right?

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah. Yeah. Shannon.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So you shot a movie in there.

[Zach Amico]

Does it have the Undertake.

[Oscar Aiden]

So let's see. It does. Talk about mob. Mob Death.

[Gina Hyena]

The Silent dawn of the Buffalo Crime Family.

[Oscar Aiden]

They Cheated death twice.

[Zach Amico]

Stefano the Undertaker Magadino.

[Gina Hyena]

Wow. That is so cool.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it was super sick. But the other thing was we had to hire security to watch because the other rumor in town was that the mob had money hidden in the walls. So people were always casing.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

So people, like vans would, like, pull up and park outside and be like, oh, they're trying to figure out our schedule.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So we wound up hiring our friend's dad, who's this giant Native American guy named Pat. And he just. Whenever we weren't in the house, he would sit outside and watch it for us. Everybody shit inside, and plus all the film equipment.

[Gina Hyena]

Well, you. You think there was money hidden in the walls?

[Zach Amico]

No.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, I think they would have taken it out.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I think.

[Zach Amico]

I think they would have grabbed it on their way out because they sold it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Well, you can hide stuff in the wall and, like, plastered over. Yeah, but I mean, if you're on the run. But also, I don't think a Native American is the best at protecting a place.

[Zach Amico]

He was the best. He was like. It was like a cigar store.

[Ryan Reynolds]

The property that they're watching.

[Zach Amico]

No, historically, no. No, he was great. He. It was like a cigar store. He just stood outside all day.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He was actually a wooden statue. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. He was the best.

[Gina Hyena]

He was one of those scarecrows that you just put in the. In the cornfield.

[Zach Amico]

He was. He was probably in his, like, 50s, and his daughter worked on the movie in the makeup department, and he was just the nicest guy. He was completely. Had been sober since, like, the 80s. And when we went back to shoot something else at Niagara Falls, we went to the bar we would always go to, and he was sitting there, and he was. I figured I'd find you boys here, and we're like, pat, you're sober. What are you doing here? And he goes, I just been sitting here for a day or two, figuring you guys would walk in. And I was like, you could have called us. Yeah, not my style. I asked him one day, what do you do all day, Pat? He goes, I just kind of hang.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Out, talk to birds.

[Zach Amico]

I go, what do you mean you hang out? And he goes, I threw my back out in the 90s, and I got a big settlement for my trucking company, so I kind of just hang out all day. He was the best, dude. Oh.

[Gina Hyena]

You know, he invested that bitch.

[Zach Amico]

He had a blast, dude. He was fucking just. He just hung out, man.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's funny.

[Zach Amico]

He was.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Still have contact with him?

[Zach Amico]

No, but I bet if. I bet if I walked into Niagara Falls and went to that bar.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Like, an eagle would screech and a coyote would run across the street and be like, oh, the sun and the moon have aligned.

[Ryan Reynolds]

A turtle told me.

[Zach Amico]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Gina Hyena]

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[Zach Amico]

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[Gina Hyena]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Zach Amico]

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[Zach Amico]

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[Zach Amico]

Is that. Is my Native American impression racist?

[Gina Hyena]

Awful. Yeah, it's awful. It's not even. You just sound like. What is that? You remember that show from the night, the late 2000s? What's the. The animated show, King of the Hill. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You see the guy that just died?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, Rip.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, that was him.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Really good impression of him.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that. That's literally the impression I'm doing.

[Gina Hyena]

Because he passed away because his husband.

[Zach Amico]

No, no, he.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He got shot.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, this is so fucked up. He said he was a gay dude.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

His neighbor had been, like, feuding with him and, like, being real nasty with him. Him and his husband came home and the guy had set their house on fire and decapitated their dog. And he went over to yell at the guy and the guy shot him and killed him. And every news report is a voice actor dies after argument with neighbor. I'm pretty sure that guy tortured him. I'm pretty sure that guy tried to ruin a gay guy's life.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. That's horrible.

[Zach Amico]

And that's funny because he's the. The other. Because he was the second person to be John Redcorn. The first John Redcorn died in a car accident in the first season.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, maybe that role was haunted.

[Zach Amico]

Well, that's the funniest thing was when he said his neighbor shot him. Looks like somebody Dale finally found out.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's great. I guess he was in the audience. My friend did the improv, and he was in the audience a week before, and he was, like, heckling and hitting on my friend super hard. And he was like, and now he's dead.

[Zach Amico]

Well, he was also. He was Chief Ken Watanabe or whatever on Parks and Rec.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

You know, the. The Indian chief on Park.

[Gina Hyena]

I didn't know that.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, shut up.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Gina Hyena]

Is your friend hot?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Ish.

[Gina Hyena]

Gay?

[Ryan Reynolds]

He doesn't listen to this. No, he's not.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he's the. The Indian.

[Gina Hyena]

No, I'm talking about her friend.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, okay.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He's very tall.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Long hair. And he's like. Got a vibe. He's got a vibe.

[Zach Amico]

Hold on.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

According. I'm reading from the chat. According to the neighborhood, the actor was the problem. Set his own house on fire. There's a video of him laughing inside his house with a water hose as burning because he had a lit grill inside. All right, I guess there's more of the story, but it does. It does still seem like a murder. But thank you for that information, friend of the chat. I appreciate it. Thank you. Wow. That's the impression I do. What do you guys think about the idea on King of the Hill? That the inside joke is that everyone's laughing at Dale for not knowing his son is John Redcorns when the overarching plot is that Bobby is Bills.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I just learned about Bobby being Bills, like, last week.

[Zach Amico]

I didn't know what I'm talking about.

[Gina Hyena]

No.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, so I name it.

[Gina Hyena]

I know King of the Hill, but I don't know the.

[Zach Amico]

So the. The obvious plot line that we're is that Dale's son is definitely John Redcorn's son because his wife has been sleeping with John Redcorn for 20 years, saying that he's taking care of her headaches. And Dale's son is taller than him and obviously Native American.

[Gina Hyena]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

But when you look at Bobby, he does not look like Hank. He looks like Bill. And Hank has the narrow urethra, which he goes to the doctor for because he said he can't get Peggy pregnant. And there's an episode where Bill gives. Teaches Bobby to cook, and he gives him all the Dotri family recipes and says that they're his.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, I didn't remember that.

[Zach Amico]

Some people say this is all horseshit because Bobby looks like cotton, but some people think Bill is cotton son.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah, you've lost me on this one. Because I remember the show, but I didn't. I didn't.

[Zach Amico]

I love King of the Hill.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, you do?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I'm super pumped that it's coming back. I'm really excited.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, is it really?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Gina Hyena]

Was it like Bea Arthur or one of the Golden Girls? Was the voice of one of the mothers or something on King of the Hill?

[Zach Amico]

That's a little much for me. Oh, no, I love Golden Girls, but.

[Gina Hyena]

No, but I feel like wasn't.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, well, Brittany Murphy was. Britney Murphy was. Luann. She's dead. Yeah, but Dale's dead now. John Redcorn's dead.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Cursed show.

[Gina Hyena]

I wonder if it is.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Is.

[Gina Hyena]

But I feel like. I feel like one of the Grant. Like one of the Golden Girls was a voiceover.

[Zach Amico]

Maybe Rue McClanahan, maybe because she's Southern.

[Gina Hyena]

Maybe.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. Yeah, we'll find it.

[Gina Hyena]

Well, you know, because B. Arthur was. A lot of them were. Bea Arthur was on robot iRobot or. What's that? Chicken.

[Zach Amico]

Robot. Robot Chicken.

[Gina Hyena]

Robot Chicken. Yeah, Be. Arthur was a voiceover on that one. That's interesting that, like, a lot of people got voiceover work.

[Zach Amico]

Did you. What do you think of mid mid.

[Gina Hyena]

Century modern, the gay show of the Golden Girls? Take it off the air.

[Zach Amico]

Really? I like it. I think it's pretty dirty. Some of the jokes are pretty fucking.

[Gina Hyena]

Do you know what it is?

[Zach Amico]

I think it's edgy.

[Gina Hyena]

Here's the thing about comedy, okay? Is that when you look at the gold. Did you ever watch the Golden Girls? Okay, the thing about the Golden Girls is that they had one thing that a lot of people shows rarely have, and that is comedic timing. You cannot teach comedic timing. You can tell. You can teach a person how to tell a joke and how to do the joke and this and that, but you. Comedic timing is there. It's. It's in like, it's ingrained. You've somehow. You've inherited it. You know how to use it. And the show had such good. The Golden Girls had such good, good comedic timing. It was just the. The. Everything was on point. And I feel like a lot of shows, they try too hard. You don't have to try hard to have good comedic timing. You just need to find people with good comedic timing.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, Nathan Lane, I don't know.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah, Nathan Lane, of course. But I feel like some. I've watched, like, I've watched a little bit and I watched it here and there, but I feel like it's forced.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Gina Hyena]

There's something about it where I'M like, it's. It's almost forced. Forced comedy where you're like, you don't have to force it.

[Zach Amico]

You. You know, I actually. I think I could put it in perspective for me.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I think for you to watch a show about very overtly gay men would affect you in the same way. If I watched a show that was about guys being fat where I get, like. I get like secondhand embarrassment. Like, if I see a fat guy in public eating fatly, I'm like, oh, come on, man. You're making us all look bad. I was on a bus once and I saw a guy eat a cheeseburger, but he held it on his belly like an otter.

[Gina Hyena]

And you're like, come on.

[Zach Amico]

And I was like, come on, man. People think we all do that.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah, come on.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He's taking mayonnaise back out of his pocket. Yeah, we don't all do that.

[Gina Hyena]

Not every gay person has anal sex. Like, come on. Not every gay person has a list.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Mid century.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's brand new.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Is it like the thing how they did with fucking Sex in the City, where they just tried too hard for plot lines to be different?

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, I never. I've never watched Sex in the City. I'm the only gay, I think, in New York City. Maybe that is never. I just never got into it. I never. I just.

[Zach Amico]

I just thought they came off like twats. Like, there's no.

[Ryan Reynolds]

When you rewatch it as an adult, you're like, wow, Carrie's a horrible person.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. They always came off like shitty people to me.

[Ryan Reynolds]

But with the new one, they're like, oh, we're bringing it back.

[Gina Hyena]

And just like that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. It's so bad. One of them is. One of them is now non binary and then has a daughter who's non binary and then gets her period and it's a whole thing. And then like, they're. And then they're like, oh, we're going to move this girl. And now we have a strong female Indian friend. Like, they did like seven storylines in one episode that were like, see, it's different.

[Gina Hyena]

And you're like, do you want to know? Someone told me a joke yesterday. Yeah. How do you comfort a non binary person?

[Ryan Reynolds]

I don't know.

[Gina Hyena]

There, there.

[Oscar Aiden]

Real quick. By the way, Betty. Betty White did voice several characters in King of the Hill.

[Zach Amico]

It was Betty White.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah. Darty, Ellen and Delia.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah, I thought she was. I thought. I remember reading about that. I love my Golden Girls. I'm a fanatic about them. So I will always Be like, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Mid century modern is very much. It's supposed to be gay golden girls.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Gotcha.

[Zach Amico]

All right. We do one or two more things before we get out of here. Furious. Roseanne Barr claims she was asked to appear on the Conners as a ghost. I have not kept up the Connors. The recipe don't work without her.

[Gina Hyena]

Just let it go.

[Zach Amico]

It don't work without her. There was one funny episode where Dan took edibles. Other than that, man. And I remember being mad when they fired Roseanne. Like this bullshit.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And now she's kind of proven they were right.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Have you been around her?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Do you think.

[Gina Hyena]

Let me ask you something, though. Do you think that Roseanne wouldn't have gone full maga if she hadn't been fired?

[Zach Amico]

I think she might have kept it in her pocket a little better. But now she's like, fuck it.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But she's also, it seems like just a fucking lunatic.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I think she's just mentally ill. Well.

[Gina Hyena]

I remember I did. So I did an Atlantis cruise, which is like a gay cruise ship. And Roseanne was the headliner on it. And this was maybe. This was a long time ago. Maybe like 10, 15 years ago. And she. She was. And I mean, the gays were just like. They loved Roseanne. They were just like all over. And then it's like she just went full, like, full mega. Here's the thing is that the Roseanne Barr show was such a good show because it covered. It was the all American family that also covered taboo topics. Yes, it covered. It covered Nancy being a lesbian. It covered Jackie getting beat. It covered a lot of things.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Martin Mull was gay.

[Gina Hyena]

Right. Martin Mahl was gay. So it covered. But it was. It was done in a way where it wasn't so much. It was just like, this is life.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Gina Hyena]

Like this is what American life is like. And I think what happened was, is when you take out such an important character, it just doesn't. It's.

[Zach Amico]

It's like a band coming back without the lead singer.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because she was the voice of the show.

[Gina Hyena]

But I'll tell you this, though. I am so glad that Jackie. What's her name, real life name?

[Zach Amico]

Lori Metcalf.

[Gina Hyena]

Lori Metcalf. I'm so glad she works. I think she was probably one of the best actresses of that era.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, she's so good. And she was so good on Horace and Pete.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Louie show.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, my God. That shows.

[Zach Amico]

She's so good. She does a bunch of plays. There's a couple things she's like, I'm.

[Gina Hyena]

So glad that she got banger.

[Zach Amico]

And I forget. I always forget. She's the killer in Scream 2.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah. She's also. She's the mom in Big Bang Theory.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Is she the one that gets who. Who dies? And she gets the phone call and she has to tell.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, like, it gives me Danny Barb about it. Danny Barb.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes.

[Gina Hyena]

Dad's dad.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes.

[Gina Hyena]

Dad is dead.

[Zach Amico]

He has passed. Dad is no longer with us.

[Gina Hyena]

You are not making me do that again.

[Zach Amico]

He's fine. He sends his love.

[Gina Hyena]

He's fine. He sends his love.

[Zach Amico]

My favorite Jackie thing is when they found the pot in the basement.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, yeah. And she's sitting in the bathtub.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. They're eating ice pops. Take this curtain. And Jackie's in the tub. And she goes, is this the sink? Am I shrinking?

[Gina Hyena]

So good. That is such a good show.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That show is great.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I mean, the writers on it were fucking bangers.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Writers. I don't.

[Zach Amico]

Norm. Oh, there you go, Norm. A couple really good comics wrote on it.

[Gina Hyena]

Norm. Oh, sorry.

[Zach Amico]

No.

[Gina Hyena]

Sounds like. Wait.

[Zach Amico]

Smith.

[Gina Hyena]

Shut up. I had a brain.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Orenstein.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's why. That's a banger of a show. Because the writers were fucking phenomenal. Even though she was a tyrant.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah. Too bad she took Ambien and started hitting the hard Rs.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. What are you going to. By the way, if you take the general knowledge that you're not supposed to call black people monkeys, it was an accurate description of that woman. She did look like that particular character from Planet of the Apes.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You're like, just don't hit send.

[Zach Amico]

However.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Send.

[Zach Amico]

Maybe it is probably inadvisable when it's.

[Gina Hyena]

About the president's wife.

[Zach Amico]

No, it wasn't about. It was about another lady. It wasn't about.

[Gina Hyena]

I thought it was about the president.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It was somebody who worked in the circuit.

[Zach Amico]

No, it was. It wasn't. Michelle Obama.

[Oscar Aiden]

Obama. Obama's advisor.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Gina Hyena]

Valerie Jackson, still the president's advisor.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. It is.

[Gina Hyena]

It is like, come on.

[Zach Amico]

And I would say it would be ill advised if you have a network sitcom. Yeah. Tweet, even.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Don't do that.

[Zach Amico]

That a woman, especially a black woman.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Resembles a character from Planet of the Apes.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

So crazy. And I love that she was like, no, I took Ambien because at the time, I sold another sleep called Belsomra. And I was like, this should be our commercial. Like, don't take Ambien.

[Zach Amico]

Don't take. Ambient Makes you racist.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You can now share this. Do regular People make those jokes all the time. Do people call the King's Club Plaza Mall, Plaza of the Apes? Of course. But if you have a network sitcom, it's ill advised to make that comparison.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah, just don't do it. How about you just keep your mouth shut?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Let that thought pass like a cloud.

[Zach Amico]

By the way, I cannot go to that ball and not go. That's a fucking good description.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Is that what she said?

[Zach Amico]

No, no, that was. My chick told me that when she was a kid, all. All the kids in her neighborhood would call King's. King's Plaza Mall, the Plaza. The apes.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, God.

[Zach Amico]

But now they have to shut down that mall sometimes because of roaming packs of teenagers. Youth, yeah. Roaming, disgruntled youth who tweet to come there at a certain time and cause riots. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Get your hands off me. All right, one more before we get out of here. All right, what do we got? What do we got? What do we got? We're gonna get there, don't worry. Here we go. Burglary. Suspect throws Molotov cocktail inside gas station and then fights off police Canine unit. Let's check it out.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Were they on their period?

[Zach Amico]

They were on ambience.

[Gina Hyena]

What is this?

[Zach Amico]

Okay, through a rock.

[Gina Hyena]

No one's in the store.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Scary.

[Zach Amico]

Maybe they locked him out. Or is it. Is it closed?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Just really needed milk. If he's gone for ice cream.

[Zach Amico]

He wants ice cream.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah, I was gonna say luteal phase. Oh, wow. That's just overboard.

[Zach Amico]

No, it's behind you. You fool.

[Gina Hyena]

You fool. Oh, no.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He doesn't feel the heat of anything.

[Zach Amico]

This is like a cartoon. That's what happens when you throw dynamite in a cartoon.

[Gina Hyena]

This is basically a scene from the new Grand Theft Auto movie.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes, right.

[Gina Hyena]

It's literally Grand Theft Auto 6.

[Zach Amico]

This is inadvisable.

[Gina Hyena]

So he's already seen it. He knows it's there.

[Zach Amico]

Well, what happened is. I think he threw it. The bottle went and the rag stayed.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Oh, that's funny. Looney Tunes ass problem.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Gina Hyena]

So you're hiding in. Oh.

[Zach Amico]

Set the dog on fire. What are you doing?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Don't fight.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, great. Now your foot's on fire and you're getting bit by a dog. You fool.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Are on fire.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, so. Oh, my. And through the glass, the dog is.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Like, I do not get paid enough for this.

[Zach Amico]

Now your butt's on fire. This is bad planning all around.

[Gina Hyena]

And then the dog goes out again.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Amelia Bedelia.

[Gina Hyena]

Oh, they. Did they send in tear gas?

[Zach Amico]

No, I think they just have guns on them. What A bad plan. What was the point of throwing them all? Why would you throw a Molotov cocktail into a room you're in? Don't you stand outside and do that.

[Gina Hyena]

It must have been the ice cream.

[Ryan Reynolds]

He did it backwards. He was like, rock in.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Gina Hyena]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

And now out, you're like, what?

[Gina Hyena]

What manual did he read? What owners? What manual? Look, honestly, when I saw that, I was like, this is Grand Theft Auto.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes.

[Gina Hyena]

Because only someone who's a not. It's like someone who just started playing Grand Theft Auto and they were like, oh, I gotta throw the rag with the. But. Oh, no.

[Zach Amico]

What's funny is he's gonna have to sit in court.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And be shown that in front of.

[Gina Hyena]

An audience who, you know, lucid enough to know.

[Zach Amico]

They're gonna laugh like.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

People are gonna. The jury is gonna laugh when they see that he sets his foot on fire and then sits down on the fire and burns his butt. That's as funny as it gets.

[Ryan Reynolds]

I believe the dog left laughing the first time and was like, you guys gotta see this. And then went back in.

[Zach Amico]

His foot's on fire. You gotta see this.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's like, I didn't even shit in a bag. He's just doing it.

[Zach Amico]

All right, we're calling it there. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. Thank you to my wonderful guests, Oscar Ayden and Gina Hyena. Check them out. Support them, Support their comedy. And thank you so much for tuning in. We got an exclusive episode coming to you this Friday, so thank you so much. And we'll see you then here on Zak Amo's Morning Zoo. Woohoo.

[Gina Hyena]

Thanks, Zach.

[Zach Amico]

Noon is morning time to him. Papa Chug it down Just like the favorite old beast clown. Grab a call and join the crew. It's after me Go work work morning too it's after me Go work work morning too.