0019. Danny Polishchuk and Zahid Dewji

Summary

Podcast Summary: Zac Amico's Morning Zoo – Episode 0019: Danny Polishchuk and Zahid Dewji

Introduction

In Episode 0019 of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo, released on June 20, 2025, host Zac Amico engages in a lively and comedic conversation with two notable guests from the Boys Cast: Danny Polishchuk and Zahid Dewji. The episode is characterized by its unfiltered humor, spontaneous discussions, and a blend of personal anecdotes and pop culture references, embodying the show's signature chaotic charm.

Welcome and Introductions

Zac Amico kickstarts the episode by warmly welcoming his guests:

Zac Amico [02:10]: "Happy Monday, y’all. It's your other boy, the international superstar Zac Amico. And I am so glad to have you guys here. And let's have some fun. Across the table from me are two very funny, talented gentlemen from the Boys Cast, it is our good friend, Danny Polishchuk."

Zac also introduces Zahid Dewji, highlighting their previous collaborations and setting a friendly, relaxed tone for the episode.

Main Topics Discussed

1. Insane Clown Posse at Bonnaroo [03:52 – 04:13]

   The conversation begins with Zac sharing an amusing anecdote about Insane Clown Posse accidentally headlining Bonnaroo due to unexpected rain:

   Zac Amico [04:00]: "Shout out to Insane Clown Posse for accidentally headlining Bonnaroo."

   The trio humorously muses about the band's unique performance and the chaotic nature of festivals.

2. Attempted Political Discussion – Israel and Palestine [04:26 – 04:34]

   Zac briefly touches on the sensitive topic of Israel and Palestine, but swiftly diverts the conversation to maintain the comedic atmosphere:

   Zac Amico [04:34]: "I have no interest in ever talking politics on a comedy podcast."

3. Discussion on Dave Smith and Rapper Crack Amico [05:54 – 06:49]

   The guests delve into a humorous narrative about Dave Smith, a liberal Jew from Brooklyn, and Crack Amico, a rapper named after Zac:

   Zac Amico [05:58]: "He’s my buddy. And, you know, we found him here on the show."

   They explore the confusion caused by internet personas and the close ties within their comedic circle.

4. News Segment: Sanjay Kapoor's Death by Bee Swallowing [07:32 – 12:54]

   A bizarre news story unfolds as Zac narrates how Sanjay Kapoor tragically died after swallowing a bee during a polo match, leading to anaphylactic shock:

   Zac Amico [07:59]: "He died after swallowing a bee during a polo match."

   The guests humorously dissect the absurdity of the incident, touching on bee allergies and the perils of polo sports.

5. Personal Anecdotes and Embarrassing Moments [12:24 – 25:07]

   The conversation shifts to personal stories, including Zac's childhood fear of bees and intimate relationship mishaps:

   Danny Polishchuk [22:18]: "This is all. We would..."

   They candidly share humorous and relatable experiences, enhancing the episode's authenticity and comedic value.

6. Catching a Cheating Husband with Bluetooth Toothbrushes [68:06 – 71:20]

   A standout segment features a story narrated by Shannon, where a woman uses Bluetooth-enabled toothbrushes to catch her husband cheating:

   Zac Amico [71:08]: "If you're gonna cheat on your chick, don't brush your."

   The guests humorously critique the extremes of smart home technology in personal relationships, reflecting on privacy and trust.

Notable Quotes

• Zac Amico [04:00]: "They were the last band that played and then rain destroyed the rest of the festival. So technically, by technicality, 30, 35 years into it, they had like, Bottaroo."

• Danny Polishchuk [10:12]: "If you swallow a needle, that might kill you."

• Zac Amico [16:00]: "Have you ever done the run out? I have opened it up. No one's been in the bathroom. Ran out, fauceted, went back in."

• Shannon [34:16]: "He wanted to send him there on false pretenses. He said he didn't feel like he belonged. He's actually an English kid at heart."

• Shannon [68:06]: "He started to notice that her husband was brushing his teeth at times where he was actually supposed to be at work."

Insider Insights and Comedic Themes

Throughout the episode, Zac Amico's Morning Zoo maintains its hallmark blend of humor and candid discussions. The guests frequently engage in playful banter, self-deprecating jokes, and exaggerated storytelling, which not only entertain but also build a sense of camaraderie. Topics range from the absurdities of celebrity interactions to the intricacies of personal hygiene habits, all delivered with a lighthearted and irreverent tone.

Conclusion

Episode 0019 of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo is a testament to the show's ability to navigate a myriad of topics with humor and spontaneity. With Danny Polishchuk and Zahid Dewji by his side, Zac Amico delivers an engaging and laugh-filled episode that resonates with both regular listeners and newcomers. From bizarre news stories to personal anecdotes, the trio ensures that listeners are entertained from start to finish, encapsulating why "Zac Amico's Morning Zoo" stands out in the landscape of morning radio shows.

Support the Show

Listeners are encouraged to support Danny Polishchuk and Zahid Dewji by checking out their comedy projects and podcasts. Additionally, Zac promotes subscriptions to the GaS Digital Network with a promo code, offering exclusive content and early access for fans.

Join the Crew

As always, Zac Amico invites listeners to become part of the Morning Zoo community, promising more chaos, laughter, and unhinged takes in upcoming episodes.

Transcript

[Zach Amico]

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[Danny Polishchuk]

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[Zach Amico]

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[Danny Polishchuk]

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[Zach Amico]

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[Danny Polishchuk]

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[Zach Amico]

Get to keep it.

[Zion Duji]

There's always a trade in.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Not right now.

[Zach Amico]

At T Mobile.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I feel like I have to give you something in return for karma.

[Zach Amico]

That's okay.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I don't really have much in my purse. Oh, let's see. Hand sanitizer. It's lavender. I'm good. Seriously. Let me check this pocket.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, mints. Really, I'm fine.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, I have raisins.

[Zach Amico]

I'm a mom.

[Danny Polishchuk]

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[Zach Amico]

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[Danny Polishchuk]

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[Zach Amico]

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[Danny Polishchuk]

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[Zach Amico]

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[Zach Amico]

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[Danny Polishchuk]

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[Zach Amico]

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[Danny Polishchuk]

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[Zach Amico]

Fill her up.

[Danny Polishchuk]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network. Wake up, it's time to go Zack and go got a show Animals are here to play jokes against you Start your day Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laugh is waiting don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coff and join the crew It's a Miko morning, too.

[Zach Amico]

Happy Monday, y' all. It's your other boy, the international superstar Zak Amico. And I am so glad to have you guys here. And let's have some fun. Across the table from me are two very funny, talented gentlemen from the boys cast, it is our good friend, Danny Polish Truck.

[Zion Duji]

How's it going?

[Zach Amico]

How you doing, brother?

[Zion Duji]

I'm well.

[Zach Amico]

It's gonna be a fun day. Thank you so much for being here. And next to him, my buddy. We have written together before and I enjoy him very much. Incredibly funny and talented. Zion Duji. How you doing, brother?

[Danny Polishchuk]

What's up, dude? How are you?

[Zach Amico]

How you doing, baby?

[Danny Polishchuk]

I'm good. I'm good. It's good. Just. I'm good.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah. You look like you got some miles on you, pal.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That would be putting it lightly.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, well, we're gonna have some fun. Thank you guys for being here. Let's get plugs out of the way right away. Danny, what do you want people to check out?

[Zion Duji]

Check out the boys cast every Friday. Check out my call in shows, low value mail every Monday night, and the bath house every Tuesday live from the stand.

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Z, I'm here, so I don't know, just follow it on Instagram. I'm here for the next two months.

[Zach Amico]

Very, very cool. Hey, guys, if you want to follow me, go to Zach is not Funny on Instagram. Punch up that live Zach amico for my dates, and I'll be on the road with Insane Clown Posse all week this week. I'm leaving tomorrow morning. Don't worry, we are banking episodes, so you're not going to miss any shows. If you love the show, go to gas digital.com promo code ZOO. Get $1.50 off of your subscription a month. Get episodes early ad free and uncensored. Get access to the archives, thousands of episodes of your favorite podcasts, as well as the live chat. And if I see you on the road, you tell me you subscribe using the promo code zoo. I'll give you a kiss. Why not, huh? All right.

[Zion Duji]

On the mouth.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, definitely. Oh, yeah. No, I'm coming back with herpes, baby. I'm collecting.

[Zion Duji]

Keep that info to yourselves.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I'm collecting strains. They call me the carrier.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, no.

[Zach Amico]

So. And shout out to Insane Clown Posse for accidentally headlining Bonnaroo.

[Zion Duji]

Oh, I haven't.

[Zach Amico]

They were the last band that played and then rain destroyed the rest of the festival. So technically, by technicality, 30, 35 years into it, they had like, Bottaroo.

[Zion Duji]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

And the show was great. They streamed it. Really, really fucking fun. We got a bunch of silly shit to talk about. So obviously today's episode, Israel, Palestine, let's get deep dive.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, is that why we're here?

[Zach Amico]

No, of course not. No.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Do you want to swap?

[Zion Duji]

I'll take Palestine.

[Zach Amico]

Not at all.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I'll have what he's at.

[Zion Duji]

Can I take Iran? Pretty much a scrappy upstart, so I like them.

[Zach Amico]

I have no interest in ever talking politics on a comedy podcast. Oh, thank you. It is absolutely death. And you know what? If it's Dave Smith, I get it. Because Dave's well read. I'm dumb as fuck. I shouldn't get to have an opinion.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah. You know, by the way, I found out Dave Smith's stage name.

[Zion Duji]

Great.

[Zach Amico]

Dude. I wish you. I wish you guys had met wigger Dave Smith.

[Zion Duji]

I see all the photos. I see all the photos.

[Zach Amico]

Like posing with cash. Dave Smith, Timberlands. It's crazy, dude. When I met Dave, he was a wigger, liberal Jew from Brooklyn.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I love that.

[Zach Amico]

You know how good Lauren's must be? He's. Dude, he Lauren and found Christ. Think about that.

[Zion Duji]

Some good right there.

[Zach Amico]

The Lord appeared, took the yarmulke and took the sideways hat.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Where's he. Where's he from? Is he originally from Brooklyn? Brooklyn.

[Zach Amico]

He actually, you know Chris Vega.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I know we did one of these ones.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, him and Dave grew up together.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, wow.

[Zach Amico]

And then Crack. The same age, the same area. Oh, yeah. And yeah. And then Crack Amico, the rapper named after me. Dave's cousin. Does his beats.

[Danny Polishchuk]

What do you think about that guy? Are you offended by him? Do you like him? Are you pissed off?

[Zach Amico]

He is my buddy.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And, you know, we found him here on the show.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I don't know. I don't.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, so we have all your. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

He.

[Zach Amico]

Years ago on real podcast we had. It was a running joke that somebody should be a rapper named Crack Amico. Oh, yeah, we had a contest.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Got it. Got it.

[Zach Amico]

He won.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I enjoy. I think he's very talented.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

My issue is a lot of people on the Internet that they don't think that he's black. They think he's me. Oh. So he'll, like. He doesn't do it so much anymore, but he would, like, straight up talk shit to comics and then they would think it was my account and I just used the nickname.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So people are like, man, Zach goes in hard on Bert, and I'm like, what are you talking about? I love Bert.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they're like. And then I would find. So he stopped doing that. And no, I don't agree with everything he says, but, yeah, I respect him and I. He's doing his thing.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Hey. He's not as good as my other favorite rapper, Manny Polachek. Stupid. Just some Puerto Rican.

[Zach Amico]

I will say that.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Two people.

[Zach Amico]

The new the Dave Portnoy song is pretty.

[Danny Polishchuk]

From crack.

[Zach Amico]

It's an earworm.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, really?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. It's set to have Nagila and it's very hateful, but I. I really. I respect it. And he's my boy. Good live too. Okay.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, he does live shows.

[Zach Amico]

I didn't know he does.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, I used to do that.

[Zach Amico]

All right, we got a bunch of silly Prince William's friend Sanjay Kapoor, dead at 53. Can we guess how?

[Zion Duji]

And I know Unfortunately.

[Zach Amico]

You know already.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, I don't know the news like this.

[Zion Duji]

I was on Twitter. I saw.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, well, wait. I think I could get. I could give you 50 guesses.

[Zion Duji]

You couldn't guess this. Well, you could guess the one thing, but you can't guess the other thing.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, it's.

[Zach Amico]

I'll give you 50 guesses and. All right, it's dead after swallowing B during polo match.

[Danny Polishchuk]

It's got to be that one, right? Yeah, it has to be that one, right? What a to get my girl at the age of 54.

[Zion Duji]

It wasn't even anaphylactic, though. He had a heart attack.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Who's anaphylactic? Sorry. Welcome to this horseshit. You're gonna get a bunch of horseshit at you for an hour, Danny, so just strap the in.

[Zach Amico]

I like her a lot better than her professional friend.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, what's your prophylactic?

[Zion Duji]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

Very nice.

[Danny Polishchuk]

This is all. We would.

[Zach Amico]

This is what we do, baby.

[Danny Polishchuk]

People really hate it.

[Zach Amico]

Yep. Just me. Dude, this has been hours of writing sessions of me and him making each other laugh, and then just five hot girls. What is this?

[Danny Polishchuk]

What are you doing? You're like, shut up.

[Zion Duji]

Like, you're not hot enough to just be hot.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Get right.

[Zach Amico]

No, the only though. Or. Or then Rick Rubin comes, and they go, who's that homeless man?

[Danny Polishchuk]

And I can't talk. I'm just like, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And me. We're like. It's.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I literally. That's the first time. I just like. He's like, hey. And I was like, what?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

It's like, too loud. It's too loud. None of it made sense. Couldn't handle my.

[Zion Duji]

You guys were writing comedy with Rick Rubin?

[Zach Amico]

He was.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Showed up in the room once.

[Zach Amico]

He wanted to listen.

[Danny Polishchuk]

He sat on the.

[Zach Amico]

On the floor, crisscross applesauce. He showed up with no shoes.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Hands on his chest, eyes closed. Like he was taking.

[Zach Amico]

Meditated weird.

[Danny Polishchuk]

And I was trying to pitch some probably dick joke. And I remember, like, being like. I kept looking over, and I was like. And then he sat. Then his come is like. I'm just like, yeah. And he's just.

[Zion Duji]

Absorbing it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I think he had, like, a. He had, like, a. A comedy thing for a while or. He wanted to understand it better.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I used to have a comedy thing, too.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. A career. I know. Me too. All right, so, Shannon, tell us more about this gentleman who swallowed the bee.

[Shannon]

I mean, that's pretty much the story. Yeah. And it was a. It was an anaphylactic shock that Triggered his heart to stop.

[Zion Duji]

So it was heart attack, like the final allergic?

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Zion Duji]

Turns out, yes.

[Zach Amico]

All right.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah. If you swallow a needle, that might kill you.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. No, I mean, I feel like you can swallow most bugs and be okay.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You probably eat a scorpion and be. I mean, I could. If I'm going to ask anybody at the stage.

[Zion Duji]

I guess he's allergic to bees.

[Zach Amico]

Scorpions are edible. What country?

[Danny Polishchuk]

I was like, listen, I can get him out of their hole, but I can't do anything. I'll play a little flute.

[Zion Duji]

What country was this in England?

[Zach Amico]

Shannon. Was it in England?

[Shannon]

Hold on, hold on. Yes. England on Thursday. Last Thursday. And it does say that only a small percentage of people that are allergic actually die as quickly as he did. So I guess he was just severely allergic.

[Zach Amico]

He also swallowed it.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know why.

[Zion Duji]

You never played polo before. That happens. Hazards of polo.

[Danny Polishchuk]

More of a bee spitter.

[Zach Amico]

He. It's such a royal way to die.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, they don't. They're not. I mean, I would assume it's a Sanjay. Sanjay Kapoor. I would assume maybe Indian.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Let's take a swing.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Like he did in that polo match. For a swallow to be.

[Danny Polishchuk]

It's such a Mad Libs way to die.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Good looking guy, too.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I did not think he'd look rich as shit. I did not think he. Wait, he was 54. He looks a little like a Z.

[Zion Duji]

1.2 billion.

[Zach Amico]

Or is they saying his bill.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Or is they saying his culture? Bipti for. Oh, man. Oh, that's. That's rich.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That's.

[Zach Amico]

That's. That's hot. That's. That's high class white.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. That is 1.2 billion. You said.

[Zion Duji]

That's what they said.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I thought.

[Zach Amico]

And a B took him.

[Zion Duji]

B got him. That's. That's the funny thing, you know, that's all the money in the world and then you just die. Bee sting like a dumb bitch.

[Zach Amico]

Swallow a bee on a horse.

[Danny Polishchuk]

It's like a cartoon.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, is the b. Okay.

[Zion Duji]

That guy's so rich that they might just get rid of all the bees.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I think the beast. Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

That's the kind of rich people do, is they go, yeah, we need to just get rid of every bee. We can't have bees killing us.

[Zach Amico]

I was scared of bees a lot as a kid.

[Zion Duji]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I got stung in the eye.

[Danny Polishchuk]

You look like you got stung right now. It looked like the bee came in here, stabbed you and left.

[Zach Amico]

I think I swallowed a lot of Bees, they call me the Hive, like an hour ago. Yeah, Yeah. I got stung.

[Danny Polishchuk]

It looked like you ate a bowl of bees.

[Zach Amico]

I had a bowl of bees for breakfast. That's all they had left. That's so funny. They de. Sting them.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, they did. So it's ethical.

[Zach Amico]

I got stung in the pink of the eye when I was a little kid and my eye closed. And my cousin Jennifer, we were at Dolly, Dollywood, A bee went up her dress and stung her in the.

[Zion Duji]

Ouch.

[Danny Polishchuk]

The two stinger in the ass. It's a reverse shocker right there.

[Zach Amico]

So I've been. I've been terrified. When I was a little kid, I was like, terrified. And then I think I was scared of my girl, too.

[Zion Duji]

My girl? Yeah, My girl did that to a lot of people.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I think that. I think about that movie, like, honestly, too much for how old it is. And I just imagine that the writers were just tired of writing that story.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Cuz that's the dumbest ending. To just be like, all right, maybe like, bees get it. Like, it's got to be like, you're just.

[Zion Duji]

I mean, that movie, it's crazy because I literally was talking about it with my wife like, a week ago.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What did she come up with?

[Zion Duji]

I don't remember what. The context.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I mean, there's no foreshadowing to that. Right. There wasn't like, it just ran. A random thing happens, and they're like, all right, the movie's done. And you're like, what the. Like, it's confusing.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I will say, meet Joe.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Hey, man.

[Zion Duji]

The hardest part of writing is the ending.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, yeah. I haven't even come up with the rest of this sentence.

[Zach Amico]

Excellent way to break the tension at a funeral. Sure, I have. At my. One of my best friend's funerals last year, my wife and I were trying not to cry, waiting on the line to go see him, and I just whisper here. I went, he can't see without his glasses. I had to break the tension, buddy. Moving on, the Valley star Zach Wickham confesses to getting scrotox. Botox of the scrotum. Shannon, tell us about this guy's tight balls.

[Shannon]

Okay, so he said, apparently it's supposed to feel really good during sex and just looks esthetically better. You know how balls go up and down. I was just like, you know what? Let's see what happens when they stay down.

[Zach Amico]

Well, this is to make them looser.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

Which doesn't make sense to me, but.

[Zion Duji]

I guess it fills out the sack A little better.

[Shannon]

Yeah. It says.

[Zach Amico]

It.

[Shannon]

It says when the muscle is overactive, it can cause the scrotum to contract tightly or retract.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I heard about this.

[Shannon]

Yeah. Which some patients find uncomfortable or unappealing. By temporarily inactivating this reflex with Botox, the scrotum hangs lower, creating a smoother, more relaxed appearance.

[Zach Amico]

Also, it's like a D Wrinkler.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

And I heard the name. I know the doctor that does this weirdly. Sakamico this story.

[Zach Amico]

But I had Dr. Sa.

[Zion Duji]

I don't know.

[Danny Polishchuk]

MD Box.

[Zion Duji]

It might. It might not even be. It might just be some cosmetologist.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I think is a Dave Chappelle joke that someone took seriously. Remember, you're talking about. He's like, I'm going get the wrinkles in my ball. Smooth out. That's crazy. To go and be like, I want that.

[Zion Duji]

Of all the things I tried with.

[Zach Amico]

An iron, you leave it on.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Try your nuts. Like an old war victim.

[Zach Amico]

It would. So do you guys have. I have definitely long ball days.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

In the summer, like, long ball. I, I definitely have, like, the dog days of summer.

[Zion Duji]

Sure.

[Zach Amico]

I gotta. I gotta sack on me.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Like, dip in the water.

[Zion Duji]

Still never had my balls touch toilet water.

[Zach Amico]

Steep. And I. Dude, I've had my.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That's not a real thing, though, right?

[Zach Amico]

My balls have hit the water.

[Zion Duji]

It is one.

[Zach Amico]

I, I.

[Zion Duji]

It's one thing that I'm like, I, I'm not looking forward to it happening. I feel like you've crossed the Rubicon in.

[Zach Amico]

Literally. I've teabagged the water a couple times.

[Zion Duji]

Oh, I would send shutters. I want to see massive dump in the.

[Zach Amico]

No, not right.

[Zion Duji]

Right now.

[Zach Amico]

I don't think they would hit anything.

[Zion Duji]

Teabag your own.

[Zach Amico]

I always wondered if, like, if I had a log, if it would, like, ride at the top of it like a mechanical bolt.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Your own is like. I know when I come into the show what to hear what you think I'll hear.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I'm like, Zach's going to say Jew or black in the first. I tried doing it. It's teabag your own teabag.

[Zion Duji]

That's.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That takes it for me.

[Zion Duji]

Because that's just. You can't enjoy a. Ever again.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Really. You can't enjoy your balls ever again.

[Zach Amico]

You know, it's not all the time. It's. I would say.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, but I'm saying that's the worst part is that not all the time. So then you're just like, is this the time? And you never know. And then you're like that would be like kind of shocking to your nervous system.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, no, it wakes you up.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah. Like just cold water with floating around in it.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Cold ball.

[Zach Amico]

Well, usually it hits before you, unless you're doing the move where you're taking your pants down, turning around and shitting all at the same time.

[Zion Duji]

I imagine those are most of yours where it's just like instant.

[Zach Amico]

No, most of my shits are my big, my, my morning constitution is a two parter.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Like Kill Bill one and two where I have half of it and then I, I, like, I need 20 minutes to cook.

[Zion Duji]

It's like the Louie joke where it's like every is an emergency.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but I, I, I'm a twofer in the morning.

[Zion Duji]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

I actually, so we set in my house, there's a 5:45 Zach O shit alarm and then Zach's wife, 6:00am, wake up, go back to sleep. Another 10 minutes, another alarm for me to be done shitting.

[Zion Duji]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

Then she showers, goes to work, and then usually I shit again.

[Zion Duji]

Once she leaves, she sets the alarm just so she can have some time for the bathroom to cool down.

[Zach Amico]

If she goes. Yeah, yeah. If she gets up before me and I hear that bathroom door lock, I immediately have to shit. The worst I've ever had in my life. Like, I've had mornings where like, she's been in there for 30 seconds and I'm just on the door like, I'm sorry, you know what this is?

[Zion Duji]

Can't shit in the sink again.

[Zach Amico]

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[Zion Duji]

Mad that you got. You pissed in the shower?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, well, she. We were.

[Danny Polishchuk]

We were taking a shower.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. We were both coming home from a bar, and we both had a piss desperately. And we both ran into the bathroom, and I was like, you use the toilet, I'll piss in the shower. Now I have definitely shit while she's in the shower.

[Zion Duji]

I mean, I've definitely pissed in the sink because I couldn't get in.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Wait, do you do that?

[Zach Amico]

That's.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That's the sign of intimacy. I just can't get to yet where.

[Zach Amico]

Someone'S like, 11 years.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I know. That's the thing that I'm like, man, I'm a child.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I don't want to shit with your wife in the thing.

[Zion Duji]

Hell, no.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Thank you, brother. No, never some semblance of. No, never, never foreign domesticate like that. I just need that space, you know?

[Zach Amico]

I think we. We broke a lot of the intimacy rules quick because we got food poisoning within, like, a month and a half of dating.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That's kind of like a nice thing. Like, if you're starting a date, you guys should go eat some old fish together.

[Zach Amico]

And she get closer. What? It was. It was. I think it was bad. Buffalo wings. It was. It was a p. There's a pizza place by my old apartment that would change names every year.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, yeah, we know those.

[Zach Amico]

And yeah, they have like, a Monday special that was like a pizza and wings for, like, 15.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, yeah, they were Friday special.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And yeah. Was she caught? She was probably about eight hours ahead of me on it.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And she spent all night puking in a bucket. And then I cleaned it out and put it back, and that was like, maybe the fourth time we had ever. She had slept over bananas.

[Danny Polishchuk]

And then that kind of no pizza and buffalo wings.

[Zach Amico]

And. And that. I think that broke a lot of that immediately because, like, I cleaned her puke, like, on one of our makeshift.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Makeshift Covid.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And then later. Later, she. I definitely paid her back in spades with my disgustingness. She's. Has she seen me? She's seen me. My pants.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Have you ever. Your pants, Daniel?

[Zach Amico]

Like, when I'm sick, I, like, sick. Like. Yeah, sick. And trust them. Didn't I trusted. I.

[Zion Duji]

The only one I can remember was I was like 6. And I had a babysitter and she made me laugh so hard. That just full log in my pants. Like, it wasn't like, where did you.

[Zach Amico]

Meet this funny woman? It was.

[Zion Duji]

I don't. Maybe she was tickling me or something. I don't even remember.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I mean, that is.

[Zion Duji]

It was a babysitter, but I remember it was like a full solid log. Like, it wasn't like you're like, oh, I have like a wet. That like, that cannot be contained. It was just like straight. Just like full log.

[Zach Amico]

Who's the lady that used to wear the big tie?

[Zion Duji]

Paula Poundstone.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, yeah, Paula Poundstone. She first sit down.

[Zach Amico]

Poking at you. Poking at you. No, I have a.

[Danny Polishchuk]

It's an esoteric tickle.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Like a sick. I like. Yeah. Trust the fart. You should now.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There wasn't that. It was just like. I don't know what.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no, I've had a few of those movement in the last couple of years. At my heaviest, which was a little bit more than this, we had an issue where I would sit on the edge of the tub while I showered and to like, wash my feet and stuff. And every once in a while. No, no. You know, like the way a hot girl kisses a napkin. I would leave an mark. No. On the edge of the tub. And she was like this. If this ever happens again, I'm leaving you.

[Zion Duji]

Oh, my God.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That's.

[Zach Amico]

I call it my signature.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That is one of the funniest, grossest things I've ever heard.

[Zion Duji]

How does your make contact with the tub?

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. Would. I would just leave a little. A little sun or is it just leaking? No, no, it was. It was definitely a little sun. Yeah, it was a circle.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Someone's like, I have a surprise.

[Zach Amico]

I have surprisingly no ass. Oh, for a man of my size, I just.

[Zion Duji]

I have no ass either.

[Zach Amico]

I have lag in it.

[Zion Duji]

I have no ass either. But I don't think my could come.

[Zach Amico]

I have Hank Hills with a flat surface. I think it was all the weight on top of no ass.

[Zion Duji]

I'm like that just that. That. That doesn't make any sense.

[Zach Amico]

It was like a stand. Like a notary stand.

[Zion Duji]

Like I'm sitting on a seat. I'm becoming hyper aware of my.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zion Duji]

Well, because I'm sitting down right now.

[Zach Amico]

Down.

[Zion Duji]

I'm just like, there's no way my could be.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I have a terrible. So I feel it all.

[Zion Duji]

But if my pants must be a really loose, it must hang a bit.

[Zach Amico]

I don't Know, I don't think I've ever taken a good look.

[Zion Duji]

I don't think you could, but, yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

We need a lot of mirrors.

[Zach Amico]

I would need an assistant with a camera.

[Shannon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

You need, like, a Hubble. Yeah, Tony and physics pyramid. Mirror.

[Zion Duji]

Can make contact.

[Zach Amico]

I need to make a shadow box.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah. It's got to be, like, a fun house of mirrors to find Zach's.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I've never. I've never had anybody put their face in there, so I have no. No idea.

[Danny Polishchuk]

No one should. I don't know why we're doing this.

[Zion Duji]

Well, if anybody did, they would not live to tell the tale.

[Danny Polishchuk]

But the cops would know who did it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

It would just be that sure.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, wait. That's a signature.

[Zion Duji]

Signature from the tub.

[Danny Polishchuk]

We know that, Mark.

[Zach Amico]

They look like Bullseye from Daredevil.

[Zion Duji]

It's like you killed a goth girl. Oh, wait, she's not goth.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Hey, my costume is not your culture.

[Zach Amico]

Did I ever tell you what my. What my. My dad used to. How he qual. Categorized Indians when we were kids?

[Danny Polishchuk]

No. What he say?

[Zach Amico]

Push starts and pull starts.

[Danny Polishchuk]

What is that?

[Zach Amico]

So the dot.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Push start is my cousin's name, by the way.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, Push start. Tg. Yeah. There's a gas station. I was. Is he a gas station or hotel?

[Danny Polishchuk]

So those are the two options. I'm like, hotel is pretty nice.

[Zach Amico]

Hotel sick. Hotel sing. So it's the two kinds of motors on boats. Like a. So a push start is a button. So that's the dot.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And pull start is a turbine. And that's like the. They were push starts and pull starts. Because there was a store called Tayamo where I grew up, and when I was a little. Little kid, they called it the Jew store. Wow.

[Danny Polishchuk]

And that's like a Spanish store, right?

[Zach Amico]

No, it's a chain, but it's called Te Amo.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Te Amo means, like, I love you.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, but it's like a chain of like. Like Krauser. Like. Like, it's a convenience store.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Okay. Gotcha.

[Zach Amico]

And so it was the Jew store then. My uncle worked there, but he was the same bosses. Then it was the Jew op shop. The Jew operated shop.

[Zion Duji]

Gotcha.

[Zach Amico]

And then it became the Hindu store when I was, like, in the.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Equally diverse.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, that seems like that's the actual normal path.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Y was the Hind.

[Zion Duji]

The Jews are like. They get their money and they go, we're out.

[Danny Polishchuk]

And then the new wave, we come in. We go.

[Zion Duji]

New wave of immigrants come in.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, I'll. I'll work 19 hour days store with my life.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I knew one I liked.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I hope that they called it Teo still.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, it was always Tamo.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That's great. Don't change the name.

[Zach Amico]

My. My dad's best friend growing up worked at a liquor store for a while. His wife made him quit the thing. Third time he had a gun pulled on him.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, that's not worth it.

[Zach Amico]

Cuz it was like. I think it was in North Bergen and like, I think he got. He had three different guns pulled on him in a year.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, that's a lot.

[Zach Amico]

So I. I can imagine that's a stressful dick. Yeah, Tayama was like half. It was like a shitty liquor store.

[Zion Duji]

And I mean it's stressful when you're making five bucks an hour. Yeah, this is. I could do other things and not get guns pulled on me.

[Zach Amico]

I'd imagine liquor store day shift is a sad job.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Well, the people. The people that come in as you're.

[Zion Duji]

Like, like, no, they're waiting for you to open the door.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I did.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I did like a. I did like a tour in India like five, six years ago. And that's like the saddest I've ever. Like, I can't. Like, I saw like they like opened the shutters and it was like a swarm. And I was like, oh no. Oh yeah. This is brutal.

[Zach Amico]

That's what Niagara Falls was too.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Funnily enough. Italian guy working the thing. Nothing makes sense anywhere.

[Zach Amico]

Niagara Falls, when we would stop for breakfast, it would just be a line of people buying like 40s and four locos.

[Zion Duji]

Oh yeah. And when I used to live in Toronto, there this thing called the beer store where it's like the only place you can buy beer and you can return your empties there. And like I lived across the street and like there would be people in the park, like it opened at 10 or 11, and there'd be people in the parking lot of like 9:30 just waiting for it to open so they could trade in all the cans they collected all night for like, you know, two 40 ouncers.

[Zach Amico]

I. The saddest liquor store purse ever seen. I saw a guy buy a big handle of Tito's, like the like gallon or whatever, and then two of the airplane bottles of it.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, the mini ones.

[Zach Amico]

The mini ones. And the guy behind the counter is like, you need. You have a big one. He goes, I love them. They're so cute. And I realized they were for the ride home.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, for the ride home. And then he probably refills Them too. Just for travelers.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, man. They are cute, though. He's not wrong.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Sandman. When we did Legion of Skanks with Sandman, he had a 12 of 99 bananas shots on him. On his person.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Jeez.

[Zach Amico]

And was drinking them throughout the night, chasing them with a gallon of water.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, that's healthy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Well, he. He goes, my liver's fine. I go to the doctor, my liver's fine because I flood 2 gallons of water a day, flush it out, so my liver's great. And we're like, yeah, that's not sad.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Your Mrs. Doubt firing your own body.

[Zach Amico]

99 bananas. What that is? It's a 99 proof. Oh, like a sweet, sweet, sweet. I guess a vodka. Shannon, what is 99 bananas, though? Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

But then there's like, it's like fleet.

[Shannon]

Like flavors of vodka. I think they had a stand actually at Skank Fest and they were giving out those little nips to. To fans. Yeah, it's like flavored vodka. Was that your question? Sorry.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Shannon]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. But there's fruit punch, blue raspberry iced tea.

[Zion Duji]

Oh, man. There's all different brutal hangers.

[Zach Amico]

But they're for kids. Yeah. And they're all for kids. Different.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

The flavors are definitely, you know, it's the. You drink in like high school.

[Danny Polishchuk]

There's adults.

[Zion Duji]

There's adults pretty far north of here who I think would enjoy those drinks.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. Yes.

[Zion Duji]

You know, in the upper end of.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yes.

[Zion Duji]

Of New York City.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, you know what I had the other day that really broke. Here we go. Yeah. I mean, come on. That's for children.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Look at the way it's advertised.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Like, it looks like it should come. Come with a vape.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Like as like a happy meal for death. Yeah. I don't know. I kind of like the. I kind of like the graphics, to be honest.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah. Nice. Different tops, nice branding. I would drink any of those, though.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, sugar's the worst hang. Anything with a ton of sugar is the worst hangover.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah. That's why like now flavored vodka, vodkas, I started drinking with soda. Like soda water. Like whiskey soda. Whiskey. Just cuz it's like if I had like 3D Cokes or Cokes, I'm next day.

[Zach Amico]

I'm like, I. I do. I. I've been big on vodka. Diatonic.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Diet tonic.

[Zach Amico]

Diet tonic. Splash of crayon or grapefruit.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, yeah. Is. Is tonic. I guess tonic has sugar in it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

Not diet though.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, not diet.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Wow.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah. Tonic has sugar in it.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I wasn't sure. I never had.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's. That's been my. My beverage. Or maybe a little Mountain Dew.

[Danny Polishchuk]

0 yeah, but I mean, going to a bar and asking for anything.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Mountain Dew.

[Zach Amico]

0No, I mean, I. I would. Not at a bar.

[Danny Polishchuk]

If someone ordered that, I'd be like, we need to have. We need to be the best friends in the world right now.

[Zach Amico]

Tequila soda or vodka soda? Yeah. And then switch to. I got to be honest with you, switch to White Claw. Pretty early in the night lately.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah. White clothes are great.

[Zach Amico]

White cloud. Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

They'll get you though. Yeah, but that's the problem that I have.

[Zion Duji]

Thing is, they get. There's the whole malt thing. Like, they're actually like the worst seltzer because it's like not actually vodka.

[Danny Polishchuk]

It's like, oh, what is it?

[Zion Duji]

It's malt liquor.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. What? Well, there's a few. There's. There's new ones that are straight up have vodka.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, yeah, the vodka ones are good. I like the High Noons.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, those are good.

[Zion Duji]

Those are the best ones.

[Zach Amico]

I had something the other. We were on the road. We did some golf club, a golf course in Connecticut. And they had a high proof lemonade that was awesome. I can't remember what the brand was, but it was like 15. Holy crap. And it tasted like straight up, just good lemonade.

[Zion Duji]

That's dangerous.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, those are the dangerous ones.

[Zach Amico]

That was. Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

In there. Then you have like five of them and you're like, I'll hit you.

[Zach Amico]

That was. That was. We were.

[Zion Duji]

Sounds like we did 14.

[Zach Amico]

We did a show in Connecticut and I sat at the bar with all the golf club people for like another two hours. And then Faye goes, you want to go the. The Go Go bar I go to? He goes, you want to go to Lucky's? I'm like, it's gonna take us like two hours to get there. He's like, yeah, let's go. So that night ended at five in the morning. My God.

[Zion Duji]

No one was, in fact lucky.

[Zach Amico]

That was a pretty good time.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah. Good time.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I mean, they got a fryer. Okay, so that'll. That'll. That'll fix you.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, that's.

[Zach Amico]

That'll fix you.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That's a. That's like a band aid on cancer.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah. No little tater tot action or two in the morning.

[Danny Polishchuk]

The next day you're waking up, you're like, I gotta kiss that bathtub.

[Zach Amico]

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[Shannon]

It's English teenager. English teenager sued parents.

[Danny Polishchuk]

So English teenager.

[Shannon]

Yeah, so this kid, his parents were like, he's starting to get into, like, some bad stuff. He's hanging out with gang members. So they wanted to send him, like, back to where they originally came from, to Ghana to stay with a sick relative and enroll in a boarding school. So when he got there, they kind of, like, tricked him. They're like, oh, yeah, you're just gonna go there and visit. But they're actually enrolling him into the boarding school.

[Zach Amico]

Well, and then when you get.

[Zion Duji]

They say, shouldn't have been bad.

[Zach Amico]

Here today, gone tomorrow.

[Shannon]

So when he got there, he wanted. He, like, begged to come home. He was like, you know, you lied to me. I'm here. Into false pretenses. He said he didn't feel like he belonged. He's actually an English kid at heart. And so first he tried to sue his parents and lost and then sued again. And because he was doing so bad there, and he said he was getting made fun of, and, you know, he felt so shitty. And then he actually won the suit against his parents.

[Zach Amico]

Should they have to bring him back?

[Shannon]

Yeah, but they actually haven't yet. He's. He's still stuck there. But he did win the lawsuit.

[Zach Amico]

Why doesn't he just leave?

[Shannon]

I guess because he's.

[Zach Amico]

Is it like a boarding school? Like, is he, like, monitored?

[Shannon]

So he's. He's 14, so I guess.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's the story.

[Zion Duji]

As old as time. Kids. Parents send kids to boarding school.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Or military school.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Or.

[Zach Amico]

That's like.

[Zion Duji]

That's a friend who got sent to a military school, and he would constantly escape, and then they would just round them up.

[Zach Amico]

And what's the punishment for something like that?

[Zion Duji]

Like, you got to do crazy, like, military, like, you know, carry a log on your. For, like, these death marches all night and stuff.

[Zach Amico]

Like, I have. No. I don't have the constitution for any of that. Even when I ra. Even when I was, like, doing sports in high school, I don't think I had it in me.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

I mean, I guess.

[Zach Amico]

I don't think.

[Zion Duji]

I guess the idea is, y. I.

[Zach Amico]

Couldn'T deal with the yelling in the face thing.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He couldn't either. He killed himself, so.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, okay. Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That was a great ending.

[Zach Amico]

Thanks. Well, I mean, he escaped.

[Zion Duji]

No, it was much later.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Zion Duji]

But it didn't work.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Well, all right. My question was this. On the Ghana thing, they said that they're originally from Ghana. That's like a black family that lived somewhere. And then he's like, go back.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Because I feel like it's white families that sue their parents. That is a white culture.

[Zion Duji]

He's from a white culture. Right.

[Zach Amico]

That's how he's proven he's not supposed to be there.

[Danny Polishchuk]

It's a very white thing to sue your own parents. It'd be like a boy band.

[Zion Duji]

Well, a certain shade of white.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zion Duji]

I think I'm currently in litigation against my own parents, so.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Danny Polishchuk]

What did they do? No, I wanted. I thought you were gonna run.

[Zach Amico]

What if you're black?

[Zion Duji]

It's so believable for a Jew to.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Be like, I'm suing my parents were kidding. I just wanted you to come up with a fake answer. And then you went, ah.

[Zach Amico]

If you're black and want to suit your dad, you got to find the problem. Good luck.

[Zion Duji]

Good luck serving him.

[Danny Polishchuk]

He's like, what do you say to. Your parents were like, it's tough. He's my lawyer.

[Zach Amico]

All right. Well, yeah. Seems like a typical. That's what you do with a bad kid. Dude, did you. I read a thing about. I think it was Angela Lansbury. The Mrs. Potts from Murder, She Wrote. Yeah, yeah. Ms. Potts from Beauty and the Beast.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, she was Mrs. Potts.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And she.

[Zion Duji]

I don't know. I know for Murder She Wrote.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That'd be a cool spin off, though. Mrs. Potts got killed and she has to. Anyways, continue.

[Zach Amico]

It was a story about in the 60s, her daughter was hanging out with these, like, dirty hippies that kept coming over, and they were telling her to, like, steal from the family and bring them food or, like, go through the mom's purse. And she's like, I don't like these people. And she made the whole family move back to England to get her away from this hippie family in the U.S. yeah, they were living in California and they moved the whole family to get the daughter away from. It was the Manson family.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Really?

[Zion Duji]

I was literally about to say that it goes. Sounds like the Manson.

[Zach Amico]

It was the Manson family. Yeah. And she literally heard, like, they saw on the news, they watched it from England, like, and it was like. She would have been there.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah. Yeah, she would have been. Wow.

[Danny Polishchuk]

God, Shirley Manson, what a piece of garbage.

[Zach Amico]

How did you guys feel about Once Upon a Time in California or whatever? The Tarantino, The Manson.

[Zion Duji]

That was good.

[Zach Amico]

It was the first one I ever got bored in.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Too much driving. Too much driving. Too much feet. Yeah, there was just a lot of driving.

[Zion Duji]

A lot of feet.

[Zach Amico]

And I don't mean cuz, like, Death Proof was all driving, but it was interesting.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Death Proof was cool.

[Zach Amico]

This was just fun. Wasn't my favorite meandering.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, it wasn't my favorite, but it was.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I did like it. Yeah, I did like it. It was like.

[Zion Duji]

It wasn't like a movie where I go, man, I was, like, so sick. But it was.

[Zach Amico]

And I like.

[Zion Duji]

I mean, half a movie as I see. I'm just like.

[Zach Amico]

I like hateful8 a lot. Even though it was slow. Yeah, like, I think he can do slow. Well, I just thought it was just very fucking masturbatory.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Did you watch the Prequel to hateful8?

[Zach Amico]

I'm gonna give it to you. Go ahead.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, the Grateful Eight. It's not seven. I tried changing it. I'm sorry. We'll cut that from the show. I just like watching Zach's faces because he knows that I'm gonna like this. I have certain friends that the excitement is just to watch and eat. And everyone else thinks we're, like, out of our minds. I have, like, three friends are like, mm. And everyone else just walks away. People just leave podcasts.

[Zach Amico]

That's my note section on my phone. It's just awful ideas I have that I'm never gonna explore. Just terrible, terrible puns.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

All day, every day.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Horrific shit that just makes people go. Literally making my drink taste worse. Do you know the Manson Beach Boys connection?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah. Do you know about that? I'm like, I love Dennis Wilson, so it's like one of my favorite.

[Zach Amico]

So Manson was hanging out with Dennis Wilson.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Dennis Wilson picked, sort of picked his girls up. His girls were hitchhiking on the road. And he's a big. He was the drummer of the Beach Boys. And then Brian Wilson just passed. And that's like a crazy sort of. But, yeah, he's like, picked up, like two Manson girls off the. It was like. I think it was in the movie, wasn't it in Once upon a Time or.

[Zach Amico]

No, I don't know if the Beach Boys thing was in it.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I think I'm thinking about the. The Beach Boys miniseries. But, like, he picked up these.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. Yes, it was.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Right. He picks up these two girls and they're like, come back to our place. And they come over and it's like, the Manson family. And he's like. He's like, man, this is, like, kind of cool. Like, I like you guys.

[Zach Amico]

And they had demos. Like, they had songs already. Dennis.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Dennis Manson did.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Manson had songs already.

[Zion Duji]

Have they ever released Manson songs?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, there's.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Album covered three of. They covered two of Manson's songs.

[Zach Amico]

So he. I think Manson's living at Dennis Wilson's house, basically.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

The Beach Boys have recorded on record. 2. Manson 1 or 2.

[Danny Polishchuk]

It was 2 songs. But one of them, they changed the name, which was now, like. I think they changed it to, like, hold on to your ego or hang on or Hang on to your ego or something like that. I think it was called, but it was like a Manson song.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

And they promised. Manson took it in good faith because he was trying to be a musician. That's some dumb joke about, like, Hitler with the painting. And I was like, just support the arts. But Manson, basically, there was like, a good faith contract where Dennis is like, look, we'll do this shit. We'll pay you out. We'll get you a recording contract. He kept, like, telling them, get your recording. Contractual recording. And then they. And I think hold on to your ego goes like, silver or gold. And they just. He's like, well, where's my credit on the record? Like, don't even credit him. And they just gave him the gold record. And he basically was like, that's it. He went like, full George.

[Zach Amico]

Well, the.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That's what started Collapse.

[Zach Amico]

The other people in their beach boy circle was like, you got to get a fucking. Away from this.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah. They were like, get out.

[Zach Amico]

They're like, this guy's dangerous. And because he was, like, living at his house. And so then eventually there was some producer who I think had to deliver the news, like, you. You guys are not hanging out anymore. He moved out of his house.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Sharon Tate moved in.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, I didn't know that part.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. So that was the house of one of the. Yeah. That Rome Polanski moved into.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That's the connection.

[Zach Amico]

And the whole thing is bullshit with him saying the. No, he sent them there on purpose to try and find and kill the guy that he thought cost him his music career. Got it.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I didn't know that part.

[Zach Amico]

Interesting, because they just did it. They did a. Whose joke was. It was really funny on Conan. Got the Mark Twain Prize.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they had a joke that was. You know, they say Conan is the greatest Simpsons writer.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Conan actually wrote three episodes. Oh, Simpsons out. And then he had a pie chart.

[Danny Polishchuk]

It's Kumail.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it was Kumail. He's written three episodes. He goes. And he goes. And then he goes. This is how many Charles Manson songs the Beach Boys recorded. Technically, Charles Manson is a bigger part of the Beach Boys. Conan is a part of the Simpsons.

[Zion Duji]

Really? That's funny.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, it's great. There's a. But if you. I mean, what's weird is Manson songs. There's a song called look at your game Girl.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Guns N Roses did it.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Dude, it is a banger. Like, he had some really good music.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. He's got a. There's an album called Lie, but it's the, like, Life magazine cover. And look at Game Girl's really good garbage dumps. Really good.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Always. Zoe's forever home is where your heart. He's got a bunch of bangers, and the girls are all on it, like.

[Zion Duji]

Singing underappreciated Charles Manson.

[Zach Amico]

I. I would say not bad.

[Zion Duji]

He put that swastik on his head and kind of.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Well, look at Kanye.

[Zion Duji]

I know.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Do you guys. So I have a. I do. People discuss the. Kanye definitely has, like, an Oedipal complex.

[Danny Polishchuk]

He's taking edibles.

[Zach Amico]

No. No. Nitrous.

[Zion Duji]

No. He wants to. His mom.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Like, there's something weirdly sexual with him. And his mom's dead, though.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I don't know. I'm gonna take a big leap here, and this is going to be a little bit white bashing again. But I think that's also sometimes a white thing where. If I've noticed this with. With. Literally, I've noticed this with white friends.

[Zion Duji]

They want to find their moms.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Well, like, anytime you're close to your family or anything, they're like, what's going on? You're like, I just. I love my. Like, that's okay, guys.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

But it's like, every time that happens, I'm not sure that that's the route every. I'm not saying in this case or not. I'm just saying I've noticed that white.

[Zion Duji]

People have their families.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That white people are sometimes a little bit more distant than when you are close. Like, if someone's close, that they're like.

[Zach Amico]

So if there's affection. You're saying that white people. Yeah, put it.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah. Like, Indian people will, like, live at home even after they're married, but not out of anything other than, like, a cultural thing is like. Yeah, you're What? Like, you guys are. I think there's more of a familial connection just culturally than it's just like. Well, you're still living with your. Like, yeah, that. But that's not like a. Yeah. It's not a weird thing. I don't know. It's like chopsticks and forks, I guess.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Danny Polishchuk]

You know what I mean? Like.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Toilet paper or your hands. I get it. Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

A toilet.

[Zach Amico]

Or the toilet or a hole. That is one of my toilet. Or a curb.

[Zion Duji]

That is. One of my favorite discourses on the Internet is, is Indian people who are like, who. They're like, you guys, wipe your ass with paper. It's disgusting.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Well, the bidets are now in. That's kind of nice. It's that. It's wild that everyone's getting a makeshift bidet now, but we thought.

[Zach Amico]

I. Shannon, I know I did this on one of the pre. The Pre records, but my friend. I had a Pakistani friend, the first time he went to a white guy's house, he was looking for the flower faucet. No, the thing.

[Zion Duji]

The pot.

[Zach Amico]

The pot to pour water down your ass.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, that's bananas.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

99 bananas.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah. It's. He's went. He asked them where it was because he didn't know. He didn't know how to poop without it.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah. I mean, the thing is, it's not even. Like, they don't know. They're, like, legitimately, like, wiping your ass with favorites. Disgusting.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

Like, it's like, how do you get it clean?

[Zach Amico]

I've been using A spray. I have a spray that turns toilet paper into flushable wipes.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That's brilliant.

[Zach Amico]

It's like a little.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Came up with that.

[Zach Amico]

Somebody sent it to me because we talked about it on the show.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That's.

[Zach Amico]

I got it on Amazon. So you like, you take three or four piece of toilet paper and then it's a little. You spritz it and it turns it into a flushable wet wipe.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Can you send me that?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Well, incredible.

[Zach Amico]

Big difference.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, huge. I mean, when you're at a public, public place and you're shitting, you can't. Have you ever done. All right, let me ask you this. This is a weird one. Have you ever done the run out? I have opened it up. No one's been in the bathroom. Ran out, fauceted, went back in. Because I was like, this thing needs. This thing needs water.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I can't.

[Zion Duji]

I've never done that.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Now I did it. I've done it like maybe one or two times.

[Zach Amico]

Can I make a suggestion?

[Danny Polishchuk]

It's five.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If you're trapped.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Use the water on top of the tank.

[Danny Polishchuk]

No.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Zach Amico]

It's clean.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah. But in public bathrooms, a lot of times they don't have that.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, you're right.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I've also said, does anybody want to spit on this paper?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

They're just like.

[Zach Amico]

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[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He kind of weirdly blamed his mom for having porn magazines in the house. He's like, I had seen naked ladies, but my mom had a different kind of magazine, and we were reenacting what we found in her closet. And then he's got an unreleased song called Mama's Boyfriend, where it's just him being mad at his mom dating. And one of the things in the song is him being locked out of her room while her boyfriend fucks her and him, like, banging on the door, saying, I need to sleep in here and no one else is allowed to sleep next to my mother.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, it's a Playboys. I didn't suck my cousin's dick, though.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, I did it. And I didn't have Playboys.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

Well, so I guess we can't really say what cause was. We don't know what the causation.

[Zach Amico]

What was your first porn, the magazine you saw?

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, I did when I was 17. I used to. I grew up in Queens originally, and because I live, like, he knows me from Texas, but I, like, I grew up in Queens. My parents immigrated, but when I was little, my aunt used to. A couple of my aunts used to go to the. The corner store, like, bodega or whatever, and I'd be like, I'll come with. And it was because back then, they used to put the Playboys out on the table outside of the bodega, and if you just hung out, the wind would just kind of open the pages, and you'd be like, got it. Got it.

[Zach Amico]

Screenshot.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, it's just. And so they know. They found out eventually. It was like, six months in. They were like, he's always so excited to go.

[Zach Amico]

Like, oh.

[Danny Polishchuk]

And so that was truly.

[Zach Amico]

What was the first you saw.

[Zion Duji]

First? Well, I used to always. I mean, I'm sure you did this, but I remember, like, they used to have the. The pay channels and then.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Zion Duji]

The scrambled pay channels. That was probably the first one where you would just, like, watch the scrambled pay channels.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, you get a little glimpse.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. But those were all softcore, right? No, no, Some were hardcore.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I feel like a lot of difference.

[Zach Amico]

No software, no genitals.

[Zion Duji]

No. Softcore was when I was a kid, like, HBO in Canada, they had this channel called Showcase, and they always had, like, Red Shoe Diaries and, like, City TV would have all these, like, Shannon Tweed, like, softcore porns. Like, they were just on TV all the time.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Really?

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, yeah, that was just, like, on tv.

[Zach Amico]

Shout out Shout out, Shannon Tweed.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Shout out, Canada.

[Zach Amico]

Julie Strain.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, that was.

[Zach Amico]

That was.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That was the Christy Canyon.

[Zach Amico]

Julie Strain had the big old. She's the heavy metal chick. You know, the cartoon heavy metal.

[Zion Duji]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, no, it's based on her. She was married to Kevin Eastman, who did Ninja Turtles.

[Zion Duji]

Oh, okay.

[Zach Amico]

Big fake tits.

[Zion Duji]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

I had a copy of the Rowdy Girls, which was the western with her and Shannon Tweed.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, they were just on TV all the time.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I think my first.

[Zion Duji]

I used to always watch, like, when I was, like, seven, I would, like, watch, like, Saturday Night Live or.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

And then right after, it would be all softcore porn on tv.

[Danny Polishchuk]

What a combo if you're a kid.

[Zion Duji]

I know, man.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Holy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, we never had HBO or anything, but I would go to friends houses was to see, like, Taxi Cab Confessions or Real Sex. The first magazine I saw was Sable from wwf.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

In Playboy.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I remember that.

[Zach Amico]

Yorito Yamanashi brought it in. He found it in his apartment complex, and everybody took turns going to the bathroom with it.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

I think everyone else jerked off, but I was not jerking off yet in my life.

[Danny Polishchuk]

How old were you?

[Zach Amico]

I was like, seventh grade.

[Zion Duji]

You guys have the thing here. People talk about it all the time. I never encountered this, But I know 20 people who were just like. There used to just be this thing where you go out into the woods and there would just be boxes.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I've heard this.

[Zion Duji]

I've heard so many people be like, yeah, you just go out in the woods.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Who's going to the woods?

[Zach Amico]

I was too supervised for that.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, but you just be like.

[Zach Amico]

There was no fudgeing around in the woods for me.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, there'd just be porn in the woods.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Where were the woods?

[Zach Amico]

I don't.

[Zion Duji]

I mean, I grew up in the suburbs, like, outside of Toronto. So, like, there was. But, like. And I always used to go there, but I never saw any porn. Never found any boxes of porn mags.

[Zach Amico]

I think basically kids would hide porn out there, and then other people would find it. Yeah, but it was, like, put it in, like, a lot of a tree.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, but it was, like a known thing. You just go out in the woods and there's porn mags.

[Danny Polishchuk]

These new kids, they don't know what we went through.

[Zion Duji]

No. Although, honestly, I'm. I'm actually happy. I don't think I would have done well if I just had a phone with all the porn in the world.

[Zach Amico]

No. Dude, I was bad enough with.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah. If I was, like, 12, and I'm.

[Zach Amico]

Sure I ruined some computers yeah, yeah.

[Zion Duji]

That was when a lot of malware, like.

[Zach Amico]

And that's our version of the story. Like waiting for a picture to load.

[Zion Duji]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Like, part by part. And then you think about, like, before that. There's a point where if you wanted to watch a porn, you had to rent a reel to reel.

[Danny Polishchuk]

What do you.

[Zach Amico]

Like, you had to rent a projector.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, my God. Wow.

[Zion Duji]

The 60s or something. 70s.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That's why I like the idea of, like, you know, back in the Renaissance, whatever. Someone's like, can you paint this woman? Yeah, paint. And the more realistic they were. Like, this person's good at painting.

[Zach Amico]

Or you would go to, like. And then I think in the 20s. Or you would go to like a Nickelodeon, right?

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Like, put your eye in the machine.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yes. You said, I have some joke about that. But that's.

[Zach Amico]

I.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That's why I got.

[Zion Duji]

I. I used to jack off in art galleries. Like in the Renaissance, that's the only place you just jack off.

[Danny Polishchuk]

They were like, glaze this painting before someone else does. No, it was the. When people got mad at Peewee, I was like, he did the right thing in the right place. That's where you're supposed to go do that. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It's because we can't accept that people who entertain children also are human adults.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yes. I remember there was this good. Brad Wenzel, I think is a comic, had this great joke he did one time on Conan. I loved it so much. He goes, I remember when I found out that Pee Wee Herman was jacking off that movie theater. But then it kind of made sense, you know, everything in his. Everything in his furniture, in his apartment had eyes.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Just watching him, I was like, that.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Is one of the best clean jack off jokes.

[Zach Amico]

All I think about when I watch old peewees is that I feel like he was kind of a cuck. Ms. Yvonne was just getting swarthy ass dudes coming over. Peewee would get jealous.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then he would go on a bike ride and all the furniture had to watch her get fucked up. Like some. Like Fernando the soccer player comes over. Peewee gets jealous, gets over it, then goes out and rides his bike and leaves him there.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Meanwhile, the chair, the globe, the floors, watching.

[Zion Duji]

It's like all the furniture was the cuck. He's even worse.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

He come back and have the furniture explain it to him.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Now you know how Kanye felt.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Billy Baloney's gotta tell him about it.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That was a stage name.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. The Jewish dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are canonically Jewish. In the Christmas episode, when they go into the dinosaurs, they are celebrating Hanukkah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, wow, Danny.

[Zion Duji]

Thank you.

[Zach Amico]

I love the Peewee Christmas.

[Zion Duji]

I love Peewee.

[Zach Amico]

The Peewee Christmas episode is a yearly thing for me.

[Zion Duji]

Oh, really?

[Zach Amico]

I haven't watched.

[Zion Duji]

I used to watch it. Big Top. Pee Wee's Big Top. I used to just like. That was one of those things where I would rent a movie every weekend. It was the same movie.

[Zach Amico]

Peewee's Big Adventure is the first one for some reason.

[Zion Duji]

This movie called Eddie and the Cruisers.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know that.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I think I know that movie.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, it's a gay thing.

[Zach Amico]

Cool.

[Zion Duji]

It's about cruising. No, it's about this. It's like some. It's this weird. I don't know why I was. I was obsessed with this movie when I was a kid.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

But it's about this dude. It's pretty good movie. I don't know if it holds up. Probably does. It's probably dog, but it's about this guy who's like. He was like, the most famous, like, musician. Yeah. It's really, like, 80s schlock.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

And he was like the most, like. He was like Elvis, basically. And then he just, like, hated the Limelight. So then he just disappeared and everybody thought he was dead.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Movie dude.

[Zion Duji]

I think it was, like, a popular movie.

[Danny Polishchuk]

This is like, a deep cut for me.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And then he had.

[Zion Duji]

And then he basically, like. I don't know what the reason, but he had to, like, come back and he, like, you know, plays again and he's. Yeah. This is Eddie and the Cruisers.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I think I've seen this. Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

It was a. I used to watch every week that a turquoise Chevy convertible went off the Raritan Bridge. Its driver was Eddie Wilson of Eddie and the Cruisers. His body was never found.

[Danny Polishchuk]

You ever wonder what it might have been like if he was still around? I used to wonder.

[Zach Amico]

The car's in pretty good shape for going off a bridge.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Some nights it's still alive.

[Zach Amico]

This is not a kid's. This is.

[Zion Duji]

This is not a kid's.

[Zach Amico]

Are you just a sad boy? I don't know.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Regular movie.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, I remember.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I think I've seen that.

[Zion Duji]

I think it was a pretty popular movie. And there's a second one, too. Somehow.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, could you please bring up the black guy with the giant that somebody posted in the chat? There's no way that's real. That's bananas.

[Zion Duji]

We had the COVID guy. Anything could be possible.

[Zach Amico]

It's actually unrelated to Pee's big Adventures. The first one, right?

[Zion Duji]

I think so, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So they actually use that in screenwriting? Yep. There's no way.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That's not real.

[Zach Amico]

That can't be. No, that's down to his knee.

[Zion Duji]

That's literally down to his knee.

[Zach Amico]

That's silly. That's. Can't know. That's an attachment.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, my God. Holy crap.

[Zach Amico]

There's no way.

[Zion Duji]

But this is, like, from the 70s or something.

[Danny Polishchuk]

But how far can you even go?

[Zion Duji]

I don't even think they had that technology.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Look at her face. Her face should not be like, oh, my. It should be like, oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's not a. Ooh, that's. That's not running. Yeah, that's a. That's.

[Zion Duji]

What do you even do with that thing?

[Zach Amico]

It would be less shocking if somebody had a conjoined twin coming out of them.

[Danny Polishchuk]

It does feel like it's nuts. That penis should be attached to another body and it's meeting in the middle.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. There's no. Shannon's human.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, my God.

[Zion Duji]

I mean, this is pre Photoshop, though.

[Danny Polishchuk]

This is great.

[Zion Duji]

I think that's real.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know, dude. That's. That's too.

[Zion Duji]

Unless it's an old Photoshopped.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I just don't.

[Zach Amico]

Or it could be prosthetics.

[Zion Duji]

I don't think they had. I mean, you can see the ones. They don't look like a prosthetic.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I know.

[Zion Duji]

You can see, like.

[Zach Amico]

No, you could use the hair to cover up the prosthetic marks.

[Zion Duji]

That's true.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I just don't trust it because her face. He's like, oh, man. I mean, that's not an oh, my. Like, look at her. Look at her. Can you go to her? Her face? Like, look at that. Like, that's.

[Zach Amico]

That's not a lady.

[Danny Polishchuk]

You don't go like this. Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's not a. Heavens to be.

[Zion Duji]

I mean, this guy needs to be in the Guinness Book of World Records if that's.

[Zach Amico]

I think it's a prosthetic and they use the hair to cover it up.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Up in a stick of world.

[Zach Amico]

Like the Orchard. Well, like the Boogie Night stick.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Good. Shannon, zoom in real quick.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Who posted this?

[Zion Duji]

Then where's the real dick right now?

[Zach Amico]

It in it.

[Zion Duji]

Oh, wait.

[Zach Amico]

I think it's like.

[Zion Duji]

I guess that's.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, it's smoothed out using.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. And I think that maybe the hair is. Covers up the seams of the prosthetic.

[Zion Duji]

We're not gonna be. So.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That is pretty.

[Zion Duji]

You're this guy, though, and you're like, everybody doesn't even think that's a.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Pretty smooth. Yeah, you got the surgery from the balls guy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he smoothed it out. He ironed it out.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Wait, his name is Long Dong? No, he's not Asian. This is.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, that's his name. Although Long Dong is reluctant to discuss his private life, he admits to having appeared in the number of films, magazines and video productions.

[Zach Amico]

Unfortunately, we would not be able to ask any of his female co stars without having sex.

[Zion Duji]

What are they all like?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, because they're all gone. They're all. They. They've all died of fucking internal injuries.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I think that's got to be a.

[Danny Polishchuk]

It's gotta be. It's gotta be like a fake or.

[Zach Amico]

We would have heard of this guy.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, yeah, he'd be.

[Zach Amico]

He'd be more famous.

[Zion Duji]

That's a world record right there.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Anyway, film writing courses use it because they bought a book on screenwriting. It was Paul Rubens, Phil Hartman and another writer, and they followed it to a T. So it's technically. It's a 90 minute movie where the first act is the first 30 pages. Yeah, it's a second act.

[Zion Duji]

68.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, 60. And then. And then. So it's 30, 30, 30. The three acts of the movie.

[Danny Polishchuk]

What's the name of that book?

[Zach Amico]

I can't remember which.

[Zion Duji]

It's one of like the Cat or something.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, one of like the classic screenwriter.

[Zion Duji]

Don't Kill the cat or something.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I want to say it's something.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I want to read it and.

[Zach Amico]

But yeah, that's why they use that movie for teacher. Because it's. And when you watch it, it's exactly. Yeah, the length of this, like, it's perfect.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Nice.

[Shannon]

By the way, it was a prosthetic. You can share this here. I just looked on Wikipedia and it said that while regularly he was like 9 or 10 inches. That's not a 9, but these are. It says a. Oh, it's fake. Yeah, it says that in the porn shoots it was faked. And it says that it was a very light and very delicate foam latex sleeve that fit on over the. Carefully glued down underneath by the pubes and then made up.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, there we go.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Also, did you guys see his name? Full name was Long Dong Silver.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, real original. You fucking hack.

[Zach Amico]

This is the guy with the record, right? Shannon, the guy in the chat now in the blue shorts. Man, I really made this show so gay since Lewis left. I'm sorry, should Sam bring up the guy? Yeah, that's. Yeah, I Think that might be.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah. That's the guy who. Who currently has the biggest piece.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, that's normal.

[Zion Duji]

He's the guy who. What's his name? Phoenix? River something like. He's not River Phoenix. He died in front of something like Phoenix or something.

[Zach Amico]

He OD'd in front of a rock.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Club that's the biggest in the world.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I think so.

[Zion Duji]

And his whole deal is. He's like. You don't understand what going through TSA is like. He's like. Because they always think he has something on.

[Danny Polishchuk]

How much is he flying?

[Zion Duji]

That this is probably not as much now. His name is such a inconvenience.

[Shannon]

It's Jonah Falcon.

[Zion Duji]

But he's like. He goes on, like, these shows.

[Zach Amico]

What is it, Shannon?

[Shannon]

It's Jonah Falcon. And It's. He said 13. 13.5 inches.

[Zach Amico]

That seems like a lot.

[Zion Duji]

That's a lot.

[Zach Amico]

It's a foot. His whole.

[Zion Duji]

His whole deal is very much like, wo is me.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

He's not like, this is sick.

[Zach Amico]

Mine would be, whoa, it's me.

[Zion Duji]

He's like. You don't know what it's like.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, you're hitting. After a certain point, you're just, like, not getting your dick all the way in, Right? Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

And he's. But he's like. Even outside of sex, he's just like, you know, fucking.

[Zach Amico]

Some problem to have.

[Zion Duji]

But.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Start. Hey, start kissing the edge of the tub with your asshole and come back to me. Fucking big dick falcon. All right. Most people are guilty of doing this in the shower, but experts warn it's incredibly dangerous. Don't do it. Is it sit on the side of the tub?

[Zion Duji]

I was gonna say shitting and then stamping it down. The pain.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Thank you.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, mine was gonna be. Oh, that makes more sense.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Exactly.

[Zach Amico]

Mine was going to be washing your feet while standing up because you might slip.

[Danny Polishchuk]

No, it's definitely. And pushing it down.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Because I've read that that's a thing that people do. Like 10 of people do.

[Zion Duji]

10 of people in the shower.

[Danny Polishchuk]

And then I want to know this. Who's doing the study?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

How are you even getting the scientists in there?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I think. Well, I think if they say 10 of people in the shower, that means 30 of people should.

[Zion Duji]

That's a lot.

[Zach Amico]

And two out of every three lie about it.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I mean, a lot of them are.

[Zion Duji]

I have certainly thought about in the shower before, but I've never done it.

[Zach Amico]

I've never, ever in the shower.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Don't do that. It's a sacred Space.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah. Not.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Got to keep that. You got to keep that. Leave it alone, you know?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah. I can't. Joey Diaz has said that he'll. He used to, like, drop a tur in the shower and then literally just toss it into the toilet.

[Zion Duji]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

Or I believe it when you. When you use your foot to put it down the drain. I think that's called a waffle stomp.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, this is brutal.

[Zach Amico]

So, Shannon. Tell us about Shannon. You would never. In the shower.

[Shannon]

I can't. I just don't even understand how that's a better thing.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Thank you.

[Zion Duji]

I mean, it's only practical if you have just liquid diarrhea.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

If you have a log and you're.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Like, I feel like if you have dysentery. I'll give you that.

[Zach Amico]

Then I feel you have shitty legs and feet.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But you got to take a much longer shower than you were.

[Zion Duji]

Oh, for sure.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

You're making a mess in there.

[Zach Amico]

I don't.

[Zion Duji]

And the smell with the steam and. No.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I would feel. I would feel like the shower was pointless. If I have to shit when I get out of the shower, I might as well just take another shower.

[Zion Duji]

I mean, the toilet is a completely finished piece of technology.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

We're not going, like, we've solved this, and we're not going anywhere past it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And eventually everybody will catch up. Don't worry.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Hey, I'm just happy we're showering.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. Hold on. First, can we tell what a shower is?

[Danny Polishchuk]

You know, that we haven't. There's an Indian guy that did an Indian version. This whole thing is bad already. As I started, there's an Indian version of Pee Wee Herman that we actually used to have.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I mean, please.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Do you know about Pu Herman? Stab me. Look how happy Z is.

[Zach Amico]

I don't like how happy. I don't like that.

[Zion Duji]

I like it. I like Pu Herman.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, that's awesome. You know why girls in India eat dinner with their legs open? Oh, to keep the flies off the food.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, my God. It's been fun. I'm getting out of here.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, tell us what we shouldn't be doing in the shower.

[Shannon]

So this is actually about peeing in the shower. And it says that you should not do it. Especially women. But men either. But for women, it says that first you're training your bladder, that it's okay to empty while standing, and it could cause bladder leakage. And then also says that it messes with your pelvic floor. And then it also Might create mental associations. Or when you hear water running, you're just going to, like, leak. And then for men, it says that it could put men at risk for benign prostatic hyperplasia, which occurs when the prostate gland.

[Zach Amico]

I wish my dick benign.

[Shannon]

When the prostate glands and surrounding tissue expand, obstructing the urethra. So it says it actually is a more efficient way for men to also pee while sitting on the toilet.

[Zion Duji]

So what this is. This whole thing is. Guys, you have to pee sitting down.

[Shannon]

You know, don't do it in the shower.

[Danny Polishchuk]

First of all, I pee. Half the time I pee because sitting down, it's better. Sometimes you're in a rush. Sometimes I want to just chill for a second.

[Zach Amico]

If I want to take a piss without turning on the lights and waking up, same thing.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I'm like that in the morning where I just woke up and I'm like, I just need to sit for a second.

[Zion Duji]

I mean, it is crazy when you go to, like, an airport or something. You go to a urinal or anywhere where there's urinals and just like, there's piss everywhere. Like, you're like standing in a. Like if you go anywhere busy, you are standing in a pool of piss.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Unbelievable. I don't even know how we're able to miss that one.

[Zion Duji]

It's crazy. It just goes everywhere.

[Zach Amico]

I. I think it's a lot of splashback.

[Zion Duji]

Splashback. It's just kind of drips down. It's everything. But you're like. You're just. I. I notice it all the time where you. It's crazy. You're standing in a pool of piss. I don't know. Like. Like the toilet has been figured out. The urinal has not been figured out.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no, not at all.

[Danny Polishchuk]

There's no real way. I mean, the only other way would be to stick your dick in the hole.

[Zion Duji]

It's like something needs to suck your dick in.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And if that. Yeah, that nobody will ever leave. It'll be a lineup for the line to the women's.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Just too loudly.

[Zach Amico]

What about the trough? The stadium style?

[Zion Duji]

Yeah. Terrible.

[Danny Polishchuk]

That's horrific.

[Zion Duji]

The trough is a little cleaner. You'll probably be less piss all over the floor.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I feel you're getting.

[Zach Amico]

Why do they put the ice.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, smell.

[Zach Amico]

Really? Does it help?

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, I've heard. Someone. Someone told me that I always thought.

[Zion Duji]

They just need to get. Yeah, maybe.

[Danny Polishchuk]

No, no, it cools down. The, like, smell.

[Zion Duji]

Oh, that makes sense.

[Zach Amico]

The hot piss.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, because you know this city, the moment it gets warm.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, that's what I was told. I don't know if it's true. I'm just telling you.

[Zach Amico]

I played a.

[Zion Duji]

And it's. And it gives you something to aim at.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Years ago, I played gay bar in San Francisco, the Eagle. And their urinal was the Long Trough with ice. And it had a mirror at dick height so you could look at everybody's dick while they pissed and judge. Judge your. Judge your date for the night, Long Trough.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Shannon, could you pull up the photo of Long Trough?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he's a Long Dong's redneck cousin like the Dudley boys.

[Shannon]

By the way, the reason why the ice helps reducing odors and potentially aiding in cleaning is because it's a. As the ice melts slowly, it's a constant flow of water. And they also believe that it can help cleaning products adhere to the bowl longer or the trough.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

So should we have ice in our toilets?

[Shannon]

But then you're gonna keep flushing it, though.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Hey, when someone's pissing into my mouth, should I put an ice cube in there?

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Okay.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Zion Duji]

Make it go down a little easier.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just. Just to keep it. You know what? I bet it doesn't stay. I bet it melts quick.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

One ice cube.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, it's going and bouncing off.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need one of those.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Opposite.

[Zach Amico]

You need one of those big whiskey cubes.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Oh, yeah.

[Zion Duji]

Can't fit one of those in your mouth.

[Zach Amico]

No, you can't. After you pee on it a few times. That's true. There you go. All right, one more thing before we get out of here. Woman catches husband cheating with help of electric toothbrush. Tell us about it, Shannon.

[Shannon]

So this woman was trying to, like, make sure that her children were brushing their teeth at the right times. So she got the whole family these, like, Bluetooth electric toothbrushes, and it keeps track of when you brush your teeth. And so she started to notice that her husband was brushing his teeth at times where he was actually supposed to be at work. And that led to her discovering that she. That he was banging one of his co workers at the house in the middle of the day.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, what a fucking.

[Zion Duji]

Doing something so nasty he had to brush his teeth afterwards.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I mean, he is being very kind.

[Danny Polishchuk]

The old ice cube piss dude.

[Zach Amico]

That's diabolical.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, I know. All these fucking smart devices, by the way, just to catch guys cheating.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Why? Why was his toothbrush being monitored if it was for the kids? This was up to.

[Danny Polishchuk]

No, she got a family of toothbrushes. It was everybody.

[Zach Amico]

Why? Why do you. You don't need a family. You need just for the kids.

[Shannon]

But it was like they were doing it like all. All together.

[Danny Polishchuk]

They're on a family plan.

[Zach Amico]

She. She had this bitch was what? She was waiting to catch him doing something. There is no way.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

There is no way on God's green earth. She programmed his toothbrush. Not thinking, I'm gonna. This guy's life up.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah, I. I don't know. I'm kind of on her side. I think she went. She's like. I think she's like, hey, maybe this. Maybe this would be fun. We'll grab. We'll all have toothbrushes. We can check our health together.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Danny Polishchuk]

And she's like, why is he brushing.

[Zion Duji]

His teeth at 5pm when he's supposed to be at work?

[Danny Polishchuk]

4Pm Whatever.

[Zach Amico]

Question. How can it tell your bro? Can't you just turn it on and turn it off?

[Danny Polishchuk]

Well, I think it's. I think it's probably got an app on.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, it's probably connected.

[Danny Polishchuk]

So if you have like a family plan, you know, because you got your toothbrushes from tooth Mobile. That's not even. It's not. What is that even referencing?

[Zion Duji]

I don't know.

[Danny Polishchuk]

It's not even referencing anything. But I.

[Zach Amico]

Do you think they use Bluetooth?

[Danny Polishchuk]

There we go. Thank you.

[Zion Duji]

It's probably called probably in the name something Bluetooth.

[Danny Polishchuk]

But I think it's the app. The app's probably.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah, the app. Yeah, it's probably like a. Just everybody to track. So then, you know, hey, it's like we brush our teeth because the kids won't brush their teeth and the dad got duped into using this.

[Danny Polishchuk]

But also a good way of catching somebody.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah. Murder she Wrote situation.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Well, here's bringing it around. If we learned one lesson today. If you're gonna cheat on your chick, don't brush your. Use a regular use. Use an old school toothbrush after.

[Zion Duji]

I mean, you can use a Sonicare. They're not connected to the Internet.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, watch it, watch it. They're just always gonna find new ways.

[Zion Duji]

They're always just figuring out these things. You ever see those rings that some chick invented where it's like, they're like these mood rings, but they're like, it sends your like, mood, like to your like, other partner or whatever. And then. Yeah, it's just getting dudes popped.

[Zach Amico]

Coming.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

There's a coming color.

[Zion Duji]

Yeah. You know, and it's just like. It's crazy unnecessary.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Yeah. Just learn how to read someone's face.

[Zion Duji]

Dude, I love I have some friends who are like, don't have any. I saw my friend the other day, and I always, like, rag on him because he doesn't know anything. He didn't know who Mr. Beast was.

[Zach Amico]

That's pretty crazy.

[Zion Duji]

Isn't that crazy? He's like. He literally is so, like, not online. He just never got social media. Nothing. He's just, like, doesn't know who Mr. Beast is.

[Zach Amico]

The blue guy from X Men?

[Zion Duji]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

No, he's the British played by Kelsey Grammer. People that have never heard of that. Kelsey Grammer?

[Zion Duji]

Yeah. Heartbeat. So when your heart's racing, she like, why is your heart racing?

[Zach Amico]

You're not like, I'm watching a scary movie.

[Zion Duji]

Supposed to be at the gym right now.

[Danny Polishchuk]

I'm brushing my teeth.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, well, my heart does race when I brush my teeth. Technically, my wife. My wife's finger would be on fire all the time. What happened? I walked. I walked to the bathroom. Sorry, there were three stairs. All right, so, hey, we had a great day. Thank you so much to my guest, Danny Polishchuk and Ziya. Did you please check them out, Support their comedy, support their podcast, and we will see you this Wednesday here on the old Morning Zoo. Zip it up.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Fun's begun. No sleeping in.

[Zach Amico]

Noon is morning time to him.

[Danny Polishchuk]

Papa Baco. Chug it down just like the favorite.

[Zach Amico]

OB.

[Danny Polishchuk]

And join the crew. It's Acamiko work morning, too. It's acquired.