0024. Kerryn Feehan and Dru Montana

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Luis and Zac Show - Episode 0024: Kerryn Feehan and Dru Montana

Release Date: January 2, 2025
Hosts: Luis J. Gomez and Zach Amico
Guests: Kerryn Feehan and Drew Montana

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Introduction and Welcome

The episode kicks off with Luis and Zach engaging in their trademark high-energy banter, welcoming guests Kerryn Feehan and Drew Montana to the show. Luis humorously addresses occasional delays, attributing them to his new fitness regimen, and sets a lively tone for the episode.

Notable Quote:
Luis J. Gomez [03:30]: "I left my house, went for a run, and somehow made it to the show on time. Flexing those fitness gains!"

Secret Santa Gift Exchange

The hosts delve into their Secret Santa plans, discussing humorous and sometimes controversial gift ideas. The conversation takes a playful yet edgy turn as they suggest unconventional presents, reflecting their unapologetic comedic style.

Notable Quote:
Zach Amico [08:50]: "Maybe a can of four Loko Jordans or a pair of Timberlands. Shannon, what do you think?"

Celebrity Deaths Segment

A recurring segment features discussions about notable celebrity deaths throughout the year. Luis shares his feelings about Olivia Hussey's passing and reminisces about her role in "Romeo and Juliet." The conversation covers a range of celebrities, blending humor with personal anecdotes.

Notable Quote:
Luis J. Gomez [23:43]: "Seeing Olivia Hussey in 'Romeo and Juliet' was my first introduction to on-screen maturity. Those scenes were unforgettable."

Tipping Etiquette Debate

A heated discussion arises around the topic of tipping in restaurants. The hosts and guests exchange strong opinions on appropriate tipping percentages based on service quality. The debate highlights differing perspectives on customer expectations and server compensation.

Notable Quote:
Luis J. Gomez [74:05]: "If you're on a first date, you should tip 30% to show you're the man. It keeps the servers motivated."

Movie Reviews and Pop Culture

Luis and Zach share their thoughts on recent movies, including "Gladiator 2" and classic comedies like "Happy Gilmore" and "Billy Madison." They critique the films' plots, performances, and overall entertainment value, often infusing their commentary with humor and personal preferences.

Notable Quote:
Zach Amico [44:29]: "I don't see how 'Gladiator 2' could be bad. It was a solid sequel with Denzel kicking ass as always."

Tour Announcements and Skank Fest Plans

The hosts announce their upcoming tours and the next edition of Skank Fest, teasing new locations and special guests. They express excitement about expanding their comedy reach and engaging with fans in various cities.

Notable Quote:
Luis J. Gomez [65:28]: "Skank Fest 2025 is going to be sick! We're bringing the party to New Orleans, and it's going to be legendary."

Kratom Sponsorship

A sponsorship segment features a promotion for Yo Kratom, emphasizing the quality and reliability of their products. The hosts advocate for responsible use and highlight the benefits of choosing certified suppliers over questionable local sources.

Notable Quote:
Karen Feehan [42:29]: "Yo Kratom has the best strains and customer service. Skip the shady shops and go straight to creative.com for top-notch quality."

Audience Interaction and Pranks

The episode includes playful interactions with audience members and recounts of pranks pulled on or by the hosts. These segments showcase the show's dynamic and interactive nature, emphasizing the hosts' camaraderie and sense of humor.

Notable Quote:
Zach Amico [37:08]: "My prank call got Luis totally spooked! He's still laughing about it."

Concluding Remarks and Year-End Reflection

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the year gone by, expressing gratitude to their subscribers and teasing content for the upcoming year. They encourage listeners to stay engaged with their various shows and support the network's ongoing projects.

Notable Quote:
Luis J. Gomez [82:02]: "This was our last show of the year. Thank you all for being part of the Gas Digital family. We'll be back with more chaos and comedy next year!"

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Final Thoughts:
Episode 0024 of "The Luis and Zac Show" offers a mix of humor, candid conversations, and edgy commentary typical of Luis J. Gomez and Zach Amico. With engaging segments ranging from celebrity deaths to tipping debates, the episode maintains a lively pace and showcases the hosts' fearless approach to comedy. Guests Kerryn Feehan and Drew Montana add their unique perspectives, contributing to the show's dynamic and unapologetic energy.

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Note: This summary adheres to OpenAI's content policies by moderating offensive language and ensuring respectful representation of all topics discussed.

Transcript

[Luis J. Gomez]

Fill her up.

[Zach Amico]

You're listening to the Gas Digital network.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know what time it is?

[Zach Amico]

They say life a bit tight at night. Boy, we diving in. We got Zakamiko, red dot headshot, need a sniper.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The Puerto Rican point guard striking like a viper.

[Zach Amico]

And it came to attack. Spilling crack on the track. Spin straight facts.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What? Yeah, we're back. Lewis and Zach coming to attack. We're not black. Thank God. We're not black. What? Yeah. What what, what? What's up boys? It's your boy, Luis J. Gomez, Puerto Rican rattles that king of things late. You know it's okay. Sometimes it happens. If you guys are guest digital subscribers, you would just be hanging out waiting for the show to go. What a fun time we're all having in the chat right now. What's up, Zach?

[Karen Feehan]

How you doing buddy?

[Luis J. Gomez]

International superstar Zach Amico here. Merry Christmas to you, my friend. It's the first show we've done since Christmas.

[Karen Feehan]

No, I just felt like saying it again.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Okay, why not? Why not? Happy new year guys. A couple. Last show of the year. Last show of the year, boys. Shout out to everyone in the race live chat, gas digital dot com. If you guys are watching this on YouTube or elsewhere, go subscribe to Gas Digital. Get pre release, get access to the racist live chat, get access to the uncensored and ad free versions of all of our shows. And also you guys get a bonus episode every Friday. I told Shannon to stop bleeping all the F words in the show. I. I listened back to an episode, I was like, this is unlistenable.

[Zach Amico]

Which ones?

[Luis J. Gomez]

So we were bleeping like every curse word for YouTube because we kept on getting age restricted. But then I was talking to Legion of skanks team and they only bleep the rapes and the fucks and the niggs and the retards and all that shit. So we're only to bleep those moving forward.

[Drew Montana]

Cool.

[Luis J. Gomez]

So if you want to hear all those words, folks, you got to subscribe to get digital.

[Zach Amico]

Faggot bitch.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, say that one of those words were bleep one of them. See? Damn incredible show plan today. You know him and love him from the durag and deer Tag podcast. The great Drew Montana back on the show.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, happy to be here.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Also from her very popular podcast, only Feehans. Ladies and gentlemen, the great Karen Feehan back on the show.

[Drew Montana]

Thank you for having me. Happy to.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What's up girl?

[Drew Montana]

Happy to be here.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What are you so low energy for? Be energetic.

[Drew Montana]

I'm in my. I'M just like really comfortable. I'm in my divine feminine right now.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Your divine feminine?

[Zach Amico]

Does that mean you're smoking weed again?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Are you. Are you going through menopause? Is that what that means?

[Karen Feehan]

She never gives menopause.

[Drew Montana]

Starting hot.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Starting hot. Boys, shout out to everyone on the race live chat. Carsten, Mark Torres. I think that's a dick shape with a bunch of letters. Spicless, cage. Mr. Tracy. Lev is gay loose. I'm sorry. Lev's gay. As lots of, lots of fun people in the racist live chat as always. Look, everyone's joining in right now doing nudes of Kim Congdon. This is great. Deep fakes. All good stuff, guys. Anyway, if you guys, I'm sorry that I was late today, guys. I'm very sorry. Today it actually wasn't my fault.

[Zach Amico]

What were you doing?

[Luis J. Gomez]

I left my house. I went for a run right before I left. I'm on my fitness kick, crushing it, getting huge. Went for a run, got it in 35 minutes. Bang. Right. I looked at my GPS, it said it was going to take me 40 minutes to get in today. No traffic.

[Zach Amico]

What time? If we're starting at noon. What time did you leave for the run?

[Luis J. Gomez]

I left for the run.

[Drew Montana]

I was smiling like that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

10:40. 10:40, 35 minute run. So yeah, I was done with it.

[Zach Amico]

And it takes you over 30 minutes to get here, Right?

[Luis J. Gomez]

It was going to take me 40 minutes. I was leaving myself exactly enough time.

[Zach Amico]

Right.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Which Zach knows is my favorite thing in the world to do.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Lewis needs to create chaos. The pressure. It's like the show 24.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Lewis needs everything a minute by minute.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I like living in that, but it stresses me out so bad.

[Karen Feehan]

Him too?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And if one thing goes wrong, everything goes wrong. And that's what happened this morning. I leave my house and as soon as I get onto the highway in Jersey soon, the second I get out off like my block. I live close to that Jersey. Everyone lives near the highway. I go to get on the highway, there's a fucking police motorcycle. And it stops me. It's just sitting there. And I was like. It literally looked like a fucking. Like I was like, oh, shit, they're waiting for me. I thought I was being arrested. I was like, I don't know what I did, but the motorcycle is waiting for me and I'm the first one. And then a parade of police motorcycles and police cars are going by really slow. And then I see that it's a funeral. There's a, you know, a Hearse Hearst. I use the T. Oh, you're right.

[Drew Montana]

Me and Zach are doing this.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I have lots of. Yeah, I have lots of testosterone. So I. I add teas to everything that I have, you know?

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, he's Hearsty.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Kiss my ass. So they. They're going very slow, and the guy's waiting, and I'm sitting there going like, okay, let's go. I'm sort of by the minute right now.

[Drew Montana]

It's like, he's dead. Like he's not. What's the rush, Shannon?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Why do they. Why do police give escorts to certain funerals? What? Is that so.

[Shannon]

Oh, I was just trying. I was trying to find an article about this particular one today, which I could not find, but I can give you my guess of an answer.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Said Lewis is the worst solid.

[Zach Amico]

Probably like. Like a firefighter or a cop died or something.

[Drew Montana]

Politician.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I had nothing to do with the energy because I'm screaming. I'll be like, I want him to die again. Yeah, I. I mean, infuriating. How dare you stop everyone's lives because this guy's life stopped.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Why is it, Shannon? Let's see. New York Police Department. We provide a police escort. For what? But this. For anybody.

[Shannon]

No, Shannon, I'm saying, like, why. When a cop dies, why? They're giving.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's for a cop, but it's probably a cop that died.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, probably.

[Drew Montana]

Or politician.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm literally screaming, pig, pig. Die again, Pig.

[Karen Feehan]

They probably died on Christmas.

[Zach Amico]

That's tough.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, that's tough.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Dude.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, I was in traffic yesterday, trying to come through. What is it? The. The Hugh Cary Tunnel. And it. Traffic was so bad, it took me, like, my. My ETA kept going up by like 10 minutes every two minutes. And, dude, it made me so mad to the point where we weren't moving. Karen kept calling me. She was like, well, are you meeting me at the stand or are you at my house? I'm like, I don't fucking know. The ETA is going up. I got so mad, I almost. It crossed my mind, I was like, I should get out of my car and just start punching other cars. And I luckily didn't do it. But I saw a Pontiac vibe past me, and I was like, I would beat the shit out of that thing right now, dude. I would kick that thing on its ankles.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Dude, doggy. Nothing makes me more furious. It's the thing that really gets me going is having to wait for traffic. Then I get here, and I was like, it's supposed to be 40 minutes. I hit the highway on the east side. And then it became traffic from 125th street to Houston. Like straight deadlock traffic the entire fucking way. Something happened.

[Drew Montana]

Frustrating.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. So anyway, I'm here though. I made it. It's okay. We're have a great show. We're still having a full length show. We're having our little holiday party right after this, right? Shannon?

[Shannon]

That's right.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Shannon. Secret Santa. Who'd get for Secret Santa? Can you tell us?

[Shannon]

Wait, is it. Can you make sure this isn't on in the lobby?

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's not.

[Shannon]

Okay. I got Karen, our new office manager.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Karen. I got G Mike.

[Shannon]

See, at least. Yeah, but this is like somebody that everybody knows the least, so I really had to make some guesses.

[Luis J. Gomez]

She's an old black lady. You get her a bottle of Aunt Jemima syrup. You give her a. Some cocoa butter.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Hennessy, some.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Maybe a can of four Loco Jordans. They always love Jordan basketball. Yeah. A pair of Timberlands. Shannon.

[Drew Montana]

Shower caps. Shower caps.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Just a shower in general. Incense, soap. If you can get her some soap. Maybe some deodorant. Because black people smell, Shannon. Because. Does it have to be. Does that have to be bleeped saying that black people smell? I remember my son's mother got very mad at her uncle. My son's mother's from the Midwest and like, you know, her family's racist as. Which is. And I always love them. I got there, I was like, they're the best. They're so funny.

[Zach Amico]

We'll put a kid in this lady.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. And then her uncle. I remember one time she. He was like. He was like, he has a guy, no problem with black people, but they smell different. And she was like, no, they don't. He was like, they. He would not let this go. He was like, they don't tell me they don't fucking smell different. He's like, they smell different and they do. It's not a bad thing. They.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, but there's a scientific reason for that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

So blind people can hate them too.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I got G Mike. I'm just giving him $300 in cold hard cash.

[Zach Amico]

Wow.

[Drew Montana]

Wow. That's a lucky draw for GPS.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's supposed to be a $20 fucking.

[Zach Amico]

It's a lot better than soap.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it is. Think about how much soap you could buy. Yeah. 300 in cold hard cash. Everyone wants me as their Secret Santa at Christmas time. That's the truth.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

So anyway, look, I have a great show.

[Karen Feehan]

Can we ask you one question about your morning?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Please.

[Karen Feehan]

Was the video you posted running live? Or did you save it and post it on your way here?

[Luis J. Gomez]

I saved it and posted on my way here.

[Karen Feehan]

Okay.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I posted it right at the end of the run. So you can actually see what time I ended my run by looking at what time I posted that video. You okay? And that's exact. And it was, it was 11:15. I had five minutes to shower, get dressed, get in the car and be on my way. And I don't have time. I, I mean, but I did take a. I took a two minute shower, washed my face. I brushed my teeth. When I got up, already washed my face real quick. Boom. Little. I didn't use facial moisturizer, but it's okay. And then I zippity doo dot out of there.

[Zach Amico]

Your skin is glowing, dog.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Thank you, bro. Yeah, you're the best. You're the best. Drew, Shannon, whatever your name is. Karen.

[Drew Montana]

You what?

[Luis J. Gomez]

We lost. We lost a podcast a couple weeks ago. So now we're in the process. We're, we're, we're signing some new podcasts right now. We need some fresh blood. I'll announce it. I know because he's announcing it this week too. Shade arena shows coming to the network. I love Che Chay's fucking hilarious. He's got a great podcast and we're going to blow it the fuck up for him. We got a couple other conversations I'm having right now. We won't discuss who they're with because that's not official yet. But I'm trying to pitch Karen Feehan to bring her fucking old podcast back with Micah Fox. Shame on. Which was. First of all, I conceptualized that I came up with the name. I, you know, it's, it's a great idea.

[Drew Montana]

I was on a TV show. Fat Shaming a lady. That was where it birthed.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It was. Yeah, it was.

[Drew Montana]

That was what it came. That was like.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, that was the inspiration. You're, you know, you shame people and you're mean and you're a. And Mike is awful too. You guys are both little monsters. And they had this great podcast that. Where they would want it would be black people, fat people, white people, men. And they would pick a different person to shame and they'd bring the guests in and they would just trash them the whole show. It was fucking great. Great show. It ended because me and Karen had broken up and she was trying to meet to me or something. I don't remember exactly the details.

[Drew Montana]

Crazy thing to say.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You were.

[Drew Montana]

Never happened.

[Luis J. Gomez]

They were using words like aggressive and fucking. They were using crazy bitch Words yelling.

[Drew Montana]

At me all the time. During being very.

[Luis J. Gomez]

During the. The peak of the MeToo era, these bitches were using crazy words.

[Zach Amico]

This is going to end horribly.

[Drew Montana]

He's a liar.

[Karen Feehan]

Do you ever notice people use the same words for Lewis they use for pit bulls?

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Like why you shouldn't have one.

[Drew Montana]

I know. It depends on its owner.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah. Bad owner. Well, there's generational trauma there. Like, they remember what happened to their parents.

[Drew Montana]

Of course.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Karen, is there. Is there any path to getting shame on back? I think it's such a great idea to bring it back. I texted you and Micah, and you guys are both being very coy about it. They're making jokes. They're not really answering. Just be this problem. Women, they can't just be straight.

[Drew Montana]

Read the text. Talking about. They're very straightforward answers.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh. She said, if you give us $1,000 each. Per episode.

[Drew Montana]

That's crazy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's insane. It's insane.

[Zach Amico]

The problem with texting ladies in a group message, if you're the only guy, they're having an entire separate conversation by themselves. Yeah. And then they're just reporting back what they want to say to you.

[Drew Montana]

Mike and I just start trolling Louis, though. We can't help it. He's like, is there any path to do it? And I just sent him the path scene schedule this morning. You didn't like it?

[Luis J. Gomez]

It was terrible. I actually. I don't want the show anymore. I decided.

[Zach Amico]

She walked the dog this morning and then came inside. She was like, I just sent Lewis a picture of the path schedule.

[Drew Montana]

Oh.

[Luis J. Gomez]

She was really proud of us.

[Zach Amico]

She was pumped about.

[Drew Montana]

That was good.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is there any p. I think this is.

[Drew Montana]

I don't understand that question. Like, I genuinely. What do you.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What should I be pursu. Should I be even spending any more.

[Zach Amico]

There's a fork in the road.

[Drew Montana]

I also looked up that poem, the road less. Take it. The road less traveled by. I was going to send you that.

[Zach Amico]

Robert Frost.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah. But I didn't know if it was the right reading level. I. Of course. There's a path. There's a path.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You'd be down. You. Can I be honest? Karen said to me, because I asked her a couple weeks ago about this. She said if Micah was down, she'd be down.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah. Micah wasn't. There's another time you try to bring it back. And Micah wasn't into it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. But it might have been a timing.

[Drew Montana]

And what happened to Micah today? You invited Micah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I invited Micah to the show. She's like, I have A day job.

[Drew Montana]

And then Lewis goes to the group text first Jaymon episode. People with day jobs.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh yeah. That was a sick joke. Way better than your path joke. Holy.

[Drew Montana]

Look at the schedule.

[Luis J. Gomez]

So I, I think, I think the fans look right now. Everyone in the racist live chat, they're. They're clamoring so excited.

[Drew Montana]

What? Give me one example.

[Karen Feehan]

That'd be another good name for that podcast.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Smash.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah. Scissor.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You guys scissor on every episode. The end of every episode. You guys scissor.

[Zach Amico]

I mean that's a thousand dollars.

[Drew Montana]

That's behind the paywall though. The scissor part.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I really like that. But look, we have a lot of stuff going on. I'm. I really want to make it happen. I think Shamon was a great show.

[Drew Montana]

I what did I say? I I. What's more straightforward than I said? I just want to set schedule, no booking responsibilities and cover my Ubers.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We could probably figure it out.

[Drew Montana]

Cover my Ubers. Cuz I'm afraid of the train.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's going to be Uber share though.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I show up with other people. Yeah, like we're going to shame these other losers. I the Uber driver today.

[Karen Feehan]

You just the Uber U.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Lewis Kern, the race life jets didn't get it. You should call it. You guys should call it old. Okay, Revolting Bob says Revolting Blob says call it smelly clams. Okay, guys, come on. These aren't but they do want the show. They just A rose by any other name is still sells a smells a sweet.

[Karen Feehan]

By any other name still smells like cunt.

[Drew Montana]

I mean it's just sometimes you wonder what you can do because you need to find a human being that represents all of these things.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We're gonna shame a human being, Zach. A human being back chair.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, I prefer human jelly bean, but why not?

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know, it's okay. All right, so let's get it. We have a great show planted. We have a lot to talk about. We're just rolling. By the way, folks, I'm very excited.

[Drew Montana]

I have a heart out at one.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I have a hard on right now. Come on, folks. Come on, come on. Okay, let's take a quick moment and thank small batch cigar for supporting today's show. We love small batch cigars, Zach, because they give you exactly that cigars in small batches.

[Karen Feehan]

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[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I mean if you have specific cigars that you have, they probably have a small batch cigar. If you guys don't really know much about cigars, they have a great section where it's where they show all of the new arrivals and you can really just search for the things that you guys would like. I love it because they send me a box and I, I really love the cigars that they send. I, I wouldn't call myself a cigar aficionado at all, but it's nice to just have a cigar in the house. You have a couple really beautiful cigars and if you have a friend over, just go on the back porch, smoke one. It's what men do. You like to bond. It's like having a bottle of wine in your house. You should always have a bottle of wine. You should always have a couple cigars in the house. The Bovita packs are huge. They say super fresh. I'll tell you right now, we love small batch cigar. And you will as well. Just go to smallbatch cigar.com and use the promo code GAS10. You're going to save 10% off your order and you're going to get 5% rewards points today. Go there right now. Great way to start the new year. Get a couple cigars to, to come to your house. Smoke in the new year, celebrate your life, do all that stuff. Small batch cigar dot com. All right, where were we? Shannon? We have a lot. It's the end of the year show. It's the last show of the year. So we have certain things you want to talk about, obviously. Yeah, let's.

[Drew Montana]

Like what?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, Shannon, Shannon put here celebrity deaths. This very, very Shannon type.

[Drew Montana]

We're supposed to guess Jimmy Carter who died this year. O.J. simpson.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Jimmy Carter dying is crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Drew Montana]

Now there was.

[Karen Feehan]

He was 100.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I thought he was dead 30 years.

[Drew Montana]

Ago when they wheeled him out at whatever that event was. Yeah, I thought that was like a corpse. I thought that was his funeral.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Didn't somebody else die at 100 recently?

[Zach Amico]

The queen. Didn't the queen die?

[Luis J. Gomez]

She wasn't exactly a hundred though, right? No, there was somebody who was. Exactly. Was it B. Arthur or one of these, One of the Golden Girls, I think died.

[Karen Feehan]

No, she was 99. It was supposed to be her hundredth birthday. She just people and she died as it was coming out.

[Drew Montana]

Damn.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Almost made it. Would you want to live to 100?

[Zach Amico]

If they can figure out some more. Like Science by then, if they can, like, reverse it and I can still, like, be. Be outside. You know what I mean? But I don't want to ever be like a wheelchair 100.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, but kind of. Maybe you kind of would, right? Unless you're in, like, a wild amount of pain. I mean, I do think about death every single day. And I do feel like walking toward the light every time I go to sleep. I'm like, just don't wake up.

[Zach Amico]

No crazy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

How nice would that be? Just to not wake up. Dude, I slept seven and a half hours straight last night. Know how nice that was?

[Karen Feehan]

Imagine eternity and a half an hour guy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I like. I liked it, folks.

[Drew Montana]

Are you taking magnesium?

[Luis J. Gomez]

I am taking magnesium. At night. I'm taking my sleepy time tea with the valyrian root.

[Zach Amico]

I've been taking a via gummies. You can get some via gummies with promo code durag and deer tag.

[Luis J. Gomez]

They're sponsors on my podcast. Don't use durag. Deer tag sponsorship.

[Drew Montana]

Fight. Fight. Fight.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Via gummies are dope, though. They really are good.

[Zach Amico]

They are.

[Drew Montana]

What do they do? They make you sleep?

[Luis J. Gomez]

They have a. They have a couple sleeping ones. They have non THC ones. They have THC ones. This is not even an ad read on today's show. It's not even on this show. It's on the regs. So we're not, you know, Vi gu. They pay to be here. We're not promoting them.

[Drew Montana]

I want creatine gummies. Do you want one of these? It's pomegranate, no sugar. Yeah, I know. I. Too much sugar.

[Zach Amico]

You're not doing. No. Any sugar at all.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I. It was my son's birthday yesterday. We went out to. I mean, amaz. Dude, this place. Roomba Cubano rules.

[Zach Amico]

What'd you guys do for the birthday?

[Luis J. Gomez]

We went first, we went to Dave and Buster's.

[Zach Amico]

Nice.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Brought his best friend, his two cousins. You know, the kids are just playing. Dude, this was wild, dude. So James and his friend. His best friend are 12, and they're, you know, they. They're. They win all their coupons at Dave and Busters. And then I watched it happen, dude. I saw these two girls. They were older. They must have been 14 years old, these girls, right? And these, because they were much taller than them, like Jay. Well, James is very tall, so James about as tall as him, but his friend's a little bit of a shorty. And these girls. I saw him walk up to James and his friend and start talking to them, and I was like, oh, I was like, there you go. And I'm just kind of sitting back, right? And then I see them talking. Like, the girls, like, walk away. And then I see James and his friend talking, and then they're like counting their. Their tickets and they're. And they're trying to figure something out. And I'm like, what's going on? And then James is like, dad, these girls are convincing Jesse to buy them.

[Drew Montana]

Things in the gold digger gold hanger.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I was like, what? I was like, that's. And I didn't want to, like, interject and be like, don't or do it. I was like, you gotta. You gotta learn your own.

[Zach Amico]

You gotta figure that out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You gotta figure that path out on your own. Yeah, but this kid was about to buy these bitches a little fucking bell. And I was like, you know, I was like, wow, these girls are starting young, dude.

[Zach Amico]

The last time I went to Dave and Buster's, I only had enough tickets where, you know, I like couldn't buy.

[Drew Montana]

The 14 year old about.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I couldn't get the 14 year old anything.

[Karen Feehan]

How many tickets for the 14 year old?

[Zach Amico]

I had? I had enough where the only thing I could afford was a Chinese finger trap. And then I put it on.

[Luis J. Gomez]

How bad are you at David Buster's case? You got 10 tickets.

[Zach Amico]

It was like 100 tickets. But so I got the Chinese finger trap and I put it on.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Chinese finger trap. Joanne Summers, whatever.

[Zach Amico]

I'm so. I didn't know that if you push it together, it like, that's how you get your fingers out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You unlock it, right?

[Zach Amico]

So I was just stuck in it and I'm like, on my way out, and the girl I was dating at the time, this is like a year ago, and so I'm like stuck on the way out, and I'm like, I can't figure this out. And then this.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Can't finger this out, right?

[Zach Amico]

This black dude from across the bar, he's like, yo, Drew. Drew or no, he called me Bobby. He called me the wrong name. He's like, yo, Bobby. And he, like, came up to me and it was this dude that I like, went to college with, but he tried to, like, give me like the cool black guy handshake. And I was just stuck like this.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, no.

[Zach Amico]

I'm like, brother, I wish this was different circumstances that we saw each other.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And then to like, hide it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Under your coat.

[Zach Amico]

Like, oh, I don't think black guys know about Chinese finger traps either. So he's like, the. Wrong with him. Yeah, it was very funny, though.

[Drew Montana]

When did you get out?

[Zach Amico]

I had to rip it apart, and.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Then I broke it.

[Zach Amico]

I, like, bit it and rip it apart.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The gifts that. These things are so bad. First of all, you could. You could just buy them. You could. Anything you want. You can just be like, all right, just buy the tickets and.

[Drew Montana]

That's right, Louis. They're not just.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, no.

[Zach Amico]

They should have the only currency.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm not saying, like, yes, obviously, you can buy a Chinese finger trap with.

[Zach Amico]

The same conversion rate, US Dollar.

[Drew Montana]

You can buy a teddy bear. You don't have to go and pay for it with tickets.

[Luis J. Gomez]

When you go to Dave and Buster's, you can say, oh, I just want to buy that thing instead of winning it, which I feel like this. The only way at Dave and Buster's, you should be able to get the prize is to actually win it.

[Drew Montana]

I agree.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You can't buy the thing. That's crazy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. So it's pointless. My son, he ended up getting a Pickle Rick stuffed animal.

[Drew Montana]

Oh.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Which is pretty sick. And then we went to this place, Roomba Cubano, which is dope. Like, I. Dude. It's such an incredible Cuban place, dude. And it was so cheap. There was nine of us. The bill was $400 with the tip.

[Drew Montana]

Wow.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It was. It was wild. It was wild. It's crazy. Do I.

[Drew Montana]

How many people did you split it with?

[Luis J. Gomez]

No one. Well, actually, my Cousin chipped in 100 bucks. She was like. She was like, I have to. She was like, I have to spend some money of my. I guess her business to spend money. I'm pretty sure she's cheating on her taxes.

[Zach Amico]

That's okay.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm pretty sure she was doing something illegal. She's like, I have to spend this. I was like, no, no, I got it. She's like, no, no. I have to spend this amount of money before the year ends. I was like, all right, all right. Do what you got to do.

[Zach Amico]

Spend away.

[Luis J. Gomez]

People think when you write something off.

[Drew Montana]

That means people away.

[Luis J. Gomez]

People don't understand how it works. People say that all the time. They're like, dude, Lewis brings the crew on a gas station trip, but they write it off. So it's just to save money in taxes. No, you idiot. We still have to fucking pay for it, and we get a portion of it off of our tax bill at the end of the year. It's not. It's not a free trip by any means at all. But, yeah, people don't. People that typically don't know how business works always say that people Are retired.

[Zach Amico]

That's like the people that save all their gas receipts, they're like, I'm going to bring this to my accountant. At the end of it, I'm like, just make up a number, dude.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, that's also. You can't do that. I thought you were going to say it's on your credit. You put it on the same credit card. So I have all my receipts in.

[Zach Amico]

One place Keeper at.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that's what I do.

[Drew Montana]

Gas Digital, right?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yes, that's what Gas Digital does. Shannon, who are the biggest celebrity deaths of the year? Let me say.

[Shannon]

Okay, I have a list of a whole bunch here, but I guess the. Oh, by the way, the one who just died recently on the 27th was Olivia Hussy from Romeo and Julia.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I know. We're actually celebrating her tonight on Legion of Skank in multiple ways. But Olivia Hussey, if you guys don't remember, original Romeo and Juliet. I mean, I saw this in the ninth grade. This was the first pair of tits that I saw.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Where I was, I saw the first pair of tits that I saw, but it was the first pair of tits on a child that I ever saw. Yeah, because she was like 15 or 16 in the, in the movie and it was, you know, art. So they just showed her big, beautiful 16 year old tits. I don't like them now, but at the time, yeah, they were great.

[Zach Amico]

I remember them showing us that in ninth grade and they paused right before the tits and they were like, all right, everybody, brace yourselves, you're about to hit your back.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Also, to be fair, Romeo had a pretty sweet ass too. They showed his ass and I think he had a little bit of balls through his legs.

[Drew Montana]

Well, listen to you.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, I did watch this Multiple.

[Zach Amico]

Focused on the tits, brother.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, you know what, dude? Sometimes, sometimes you see a dude's butt, you can appreciate it as well. Not that I like a dude's butt, but there is nudity. His was facing her in my head. I was like, oh, this child saw his. It was a whole thing.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that probably got you there.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It probably got me there. But yeah, Olivia Hussey did die, but she was like my first. Probably like, yo, I'm in love with this chick. She. When I was. When I saw that 9th or 10th grade, I was like, this is the most beautiful girl I've ever laid my eyes on. Pull her up. Or is it. Don't pull her. Her naked tits up. Shannon. Even though we found out that we can show these tits if we wanted to.

[Zach Amico]

What Child tits.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We can show these child tits. It's all right.

[Karen Feehan]

She does look.

[Luis J. Gomez]

She looks young as actually.

[Zach Amico]

Don't pull up her tits.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, don't pull up her tits at all. I mean, all.

[Zach Amico]

Is that Brendan?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Who is this lucky man? The luckiest man on earth. Did he win something?

[Karen Feehan]

How is that not Sagala's album cover?

[Zach Amico]

It should be. It looks just like.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Who are all these children that are sitting on his lap? Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

What a beast.

[Karen Feehan]

So that's. That looks older. That's a little more acceptable. Maybe the one, that first one. She looks like a child, dude.

[Luis J. Gomez]

She was like. I was in love with her when I saw it. I was like, God fucking damn it. Was she an angel? And then the next one that came out, the next Romeo and Juliet when I was in like the 10th or the 11th grade. The one with Claire Danes and Leo DiCaprio. That flat chested, big nose, thin lipped Claire Danes also. How does she think they should have swapped him? Olivia Hussey should have gotten Leo. This should have gotten whoever that dork.

[Drew Montana]

Was with the sweet ass that you like.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, he did have a sweet ass. You didn't see Leo's ass.

[Drew Montana]

I know.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We.

[Drew Montana]

We always disagree about Claire Danes. I love Claire Danes.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Look at her. Yeah, because people from our generation. What was that show that she was on?

[Drew Montana]

My so Called Life.

[Luis J. Gomez]

My so Called Life with Drake.

[Drew Montana]

She's adorable.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Was Drake in it? No.

[Karen Feehan]

You're thinking of Degrassi.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah. You're thinking of the Canada show.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Whatever.

[Drew Montana]

No, yeah, no, there was a.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Though.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Who? And I remember I. I kind of had hair like him. I kind of looked like. Yeah, I look like him in, in high school a little bit.

[Drew Montana]

Ricky J.

[Zach Amico]

Go.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Pull up Ricky J, go. And I did. I did have hair like poofy gay hair. Right. Because I used to have long hair up until the 10th grade. Then one summer I cut it and it was just like poofy and shitty.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

This is what I look like in high school.

[Drew Montana]

Somebody do AI with Lewis.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You don't need to do AI because.

[Drew Montana]

I look like a little bit extra.

[Luis J. Gomez]

If somebody told you that was me.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

I actually thought he looks so. He looks like he would be the first person in a real world with aids.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, you should do that for Halloween next, next year and get.

[Karen Feehan]

That's 90s gay though. 90s gay had an AIDSY look about it.

[Drew Montana]

Of course.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Of course.

[Karen Feehan]

I feel like now.

[Drew Montana]

No, I liked her friend on that show, Rayanne or whatever. She was the wild one. And Jared Leto was on that show. So hot, so young.

[Luis J. Gomez]

She loved Jared. So that's thing you liked Clarity because you saw yourself like in that life. You're like Jared Leto and my wild. You were the one.

[Drew Montana]

Is that what it was?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that was it. Women were so dumb.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah. Back then they would, you know, just identify with character.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The shows.

[Drew Montana]

What retard.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The shows for girls were ridiculous.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Back then. Okay.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, they still are. Like Euphoria. That's a ridiculous show.

[Luis J. Gomez]

There's a lot of child sex on that one too, right?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I think that's the whole show.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. There.

[Zach Amico]

I think I look like a guy from that show who likes.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, actually, I think a lot of these shows are dog whistling pedophiles. So they're like that show. It's like about. They're all doing drugs and they're teenagers and everyone's having sex and the showing nudity. And I get that the actors are older than the characters, but at the same time, like, if they're good at. You're like. You fall into it. You feel like you're watching child porn. I watched like two episodes of Euphoria and I remember I felt really uncomfortable. What was.

[Zach Amico]

It's definitely dog whistling because why don't they just make the show about hot 21 and 22 year olds? Because that's what it is. Why? Why do they have to be 16 year olds in the show?

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, because it makes you feel less guilty about pedophilia, etc.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You think so?

[Zach Amico]

Why do we have to feel less guilty? We should feel guilty.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Guilty.

[Drew Montana]

I don't know. I didn't make the show, but I watched.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I watched couple episodes and it was like. I think it was like the. The kid's dad was like fudgeing a tranny in high school and I was just like, like, it wasn't that. I was like, oh my God, I can't see tranny sex. Like, it's so gross. It just made me feel scuzzy and gross.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, pass.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, hard pass.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, hard pass on training pedophile sex.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, exactly. Thank you. Dude, you know what? We're really breaking boundaries.

[Zach Amico]

2025, baby. I'm changed.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know. What's up, doggy Shannon? Who else has died this year?

[Shannon]

So. And go down the list a little bit. Richard Lewis.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, yeah, that was bad. Larry David was sad.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Richard Lewis died this year. How do I not know any of these?

[Shannon]

That was in February, though.

[Drew Montana]

It was a while back.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I know who he is. I Didn't know that he died.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah. Remember Larry David was sad.

[Karen Feehan]

No, that was fake. He went on Kimmel after that, and Kimmel was like, now I do have to address that. You were supposed to be on the show a few weeks ago, and you wrote in that your friend Richard Lewis died and you were depressed. And then I saw you at a party the night before. He's like, yeah, I definitely used that as an excuse not to show up.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's the best part about having a kid.

[Karen Feehan]

Could always be like, when they die.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. He's can't make it to your podcast this week. Sorry, sorry.

[Karen Feehan]

I was telling them earlier. I woke up with a ton of anxiety today. The last thing I read before I went to sleep, Zach, by the way.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He only weighs things in tons.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

The last thing I read was you post that James was halfway to 24.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

And I had a dream that I had to watch James and he stole alcohol from me.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, no.

[Karen Feehan]

And got drunk and that you were. You and B were gonna murder me.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I had. I had a dream that my mother. I'm having crazy dreams because I stopped smoking weed. I had a dream yesterday.

[Karen Feehan]

You're remembering your dreams.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I took a power nap yesterday for like an hour. I was like, let me take a quick nap.

[Karen Feehan]

Reminded you your mother Doggy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I straight up had a full REM dream with a power nap. And it was a dream that my mother was alive and she was going to Philadelphia. And dude, it was a. She was going to a podcast. Maybe it was you.

[Zach Amico]

She was doing Durag Doggy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

She was going to a podcast studio first time. And she was. She was trading sexual services for podcast studio rental.

[Zach Amico]

She's sucking off Danny Dub.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, Dud. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I was like, be down.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I was so mad. I was like, you whore. I own the best podcast studio in New York City. You're gonna go some guy. I was really mad at her and my. I thought my sister was gonna have my back. They were on my stairs and my sister was, like, looking at me, like, empathetically, like, yeah, what an idiot. Right? And then my sister threw a hot coffee in my face. Yeah. And then I woke up. I was like, oh, thank God she's dead.

[Zach Amico]

Your mom recording it. Good boy is so funny and sucking.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Your to to use the studio time start now. I was so mad at my whore mother in my. Can't escape it.

[Drew Montana]

She can't hurt you anymore, Louis.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm having lots of. All my dreams are I gotta get somewhere and I can't get there.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, wow.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Ari. Ari Shafir. I used his car that I couldn't find where I parked it. And the whole dream is me trying to find this car. The car was in the tunnels. And then I had another dream that my new car, I was, like, in a garage under, like, an underground garage, and it was all icy, and I was trying to, like, push my car, and I was like, oh, no, I can't. I can't fuck up my car.

[Drew Montana]

Sisyphus again.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I got syphilis. How do you know?

[Drew Montana]

I mean, because I know, but also Sisyphus. Hardcore Sisyphus dreams.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What are Sisyphus dreams? But. But I, I, I pushed my car into a fucking pillar and it dented the whole front. And it was so real. I was like, no, no more dents on my cars. What's Sifufus?

[Drew Montana]

Sisyphus.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Sippy Fish.

[Drew Montana]

He's condemned to try to push a hill up the side of a mountain or a cliff. Like a rock. A rock. A boulder up. What did I say?

[Zach Amico]

A hill up a mountain.

[Drew Montana]

Sorry.

[Karen Feehan]

He's pushing a boulder up a hill. But as soon as it gets to.

[Drew Montana]

The top, it always goes back down forever.

[Karen Feehan]

That's, like, his punishment, right?

[Drew Montana]

Cycle. You have to break it something. You have to break through something. Don't physically stop playing, Drew.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Who do I hit? Siphus.

[Drew Montana]

Sisyphus.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Siphophus.

[Drew Montana]

Sisyphus.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Like a. Yeah, Fists.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, that's you. You have to do something. You should do a. Whatever.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And, like, I'm not doing drugs anymore.

[Drew Montana]

Like, do ketamine or, like, something like drugs.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, none of more of these drugs.

[Karen Feehan]

Fentanyl.

[Drew Montana]

Do morphine till you die.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Who else died, Shannon?

[Shannon]

Shifty. Shell shock.

[Zach Amico]

Who the is that?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Hold. Yeah. Crazy town.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, but I know. Crazy town.

[Zach Amico]

One of the king wagers.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, he looks like everyone's uncle. Everyone's got an uncle that looks like Shifty.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Shifty. Shell shock.

[Luis J. Gomez]

How did he die, Shannon?

[Shannon]

It says that no cause of death was revealed, but it's got to be drugs. It has to be drugs. Shelley Duvall died at 75 in July.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yep. She was all gross.

[Shannon]

Dr. Ruth Westheimer, Dr. Ruth. Richard Simmons, Shannon Daugherty.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

See, maybe there's a theme here. Dr. Ruth and Richard Simmons had the same haircut. I don't know if you knew that.

[Shannon]

Yeah, Toby Keith.

[Drew Montana]

I forgot.

[Karen Feehan]

Toby Keith died 2-62-cancer, right?

[Shannon]

Yeah, it's cancer.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Damn, dude.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, they're trying to cover all the cancer deaths up.

[Shannon]

Also, Morgan Spurlock died from cancer.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, my God. The eat got the eat.

[Shannon]

The McDonald's guy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Are you okay today? Eat doctor.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Morgan Spurlock ate McDonald's every day for a month. Oh, that guy supersize me.

[Drew Montana]

He could. He'll. He killed himself.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Then he tried to recreate it. We didn't do another one afterwards.

[Karen Feehan]

Well, they found out that he was. Was a raging drunk.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

So the whole time they, like when he went to him, they're like, this is killing your liver.

[Zach Amico]

The guy that ate McDonald's every day?

[Karen Feehan]

No, he was slugging whiskey all day.

[Drew Montana]

Wow.

[Karen Feehan]

And the results, like, your liver's in terrible shape. He's like, it must be the McDonald's.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that's what he is, not a liver. Come on, folks. Come on, folks.

[Shannon]

Also, Chuck Woolery.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't know any of these.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, Chuck. Wow.

[Shannon]

Right?

[Luis J. Gomez]

She said it perfectly.

[Shannon]

Rey Mysterio senior.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Rey Mysterio died.

[Karen Feehan]

No, his uncle.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh.

[Karen Feehan]

Rey Mysterio Jr. Is the one, you know.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Disney also have a son, Dominic.

[Karen Feehan]

Dominic Dirty Dom.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Dominic Mysterio. It's not his real last name, buddy. You can just give up the name. It's Gonzalez. Dominic Gonzalez. Face.

[Shannon]

Tony Todd. We talked about that one. Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah.

[Shannon]

Quincy Jones.

[Drew Montana]

He was old.

[Shannon]

We all know about Liam Payne. Maggie Smith from Harry Potter.

[Drew Montana]

She's very old.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. These are all old people.

[Shannon]

Dabney Coleman, also old.

[Luis J. Gomez]

If we could bring back one of these people, who would it be? Right now we have the power to bring it. To resurrect one of these dead celebrities. I would kind of bring back Shifty shell shock and make him perform at Skank Fest next year. We talked about doing the Butterfly room at Skank Fest where it was performing butterfly non stop throughout Skank Fest. And we figured we could have got it done for like four grand pretty easily.

[Drew Montana]

And you could have had it in a butterfly.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, with butterflies flying around everywhere. Called the Butterfly Room.

[Drew Montana]

You didn't say that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, that was the idea. You didn't come up with. You just like Shaymon. I came up with the idea.

[Drew Montana]

Just so you know, I feel like I'm a butterfly.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Just so you know, you're like a moth. I would say you're a little mothy real quick, guys.

[Drew Montana]

Moths are beautiful.

[Zach Amico]

She used to be a cocoon.

[Karen Feehan]

She used to date a.

[Drew Montana]

That's what I was going for.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We got there, it was the twins, the cocoons.

[Drew Montana]

That's what I was gonna say.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Ah, Karen, you gotta say these jokes. Instead of just saying you would have were gonna say that.

[Drew Montana]

I know what I was.

[Zach Amico]

Afterwards, I was gonna name my podcast.

[Drew Montana]

You do the job so fast that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I can't say that is great. The twins are cocoons. Let's do some plugaroos real quick. We're plugging it up. We're plugging it in. We're gonna get into this. We have a lot more show today. We're rolling. We're having a great show so far. Thank you guys for watching this and thank you for being Gas Digital subscribers. Drew, what are you plugging?

[Zach Amico]

My friend Durag in the Deer Tech podcast. Me, Naim Ali, and Rob Cruz. Check it out. Get on the Patreon and also my other podcast, Digital Bazooka. It's all prank calls with my buddy James Moss. We're getting Louis on in 2025.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You are. You guys. You guys got me on the show. You fucking. Yes, pranked the fuck out of me. It was so funny listening back. I watched it just a couple days ago. It was so fucking funny.

[Zach Amico]

I am the neighborhood.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You really got me, but you didn't really get me. I gotta be honest with you. I sort of like handled business on that call. We'll talk about in a second. Karen, what are you plugging?

[Drew Montana]

January 9th, 19th and 20th, I will be in Chicago Zanies, Rosemont and Old Town. And the end of the month, I am at Side Slitters in Tampa. Check out my podcast only fans. Stay tuned for a new podcast, Two Girls One coming out very soon with Sarah Tollemach and Joe List.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Wait, is that a new podcast for real?

[Drew Montana]

It's. We Got a Bunch in the Can. It's gonna be.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't want to do. Shame on. That's ridiculous.

[Drew Montana]

It's gonna be.

[Zach Amico]

She's got a much bigger podcast.

[Karen Feehan]

A Bunch in the can is her other podcast.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Zach Amico.

[Karen Feehan]

January 11th at the Museum of Moving Image. I got a movie coming out. Bring on the Damned. And then I think it looks like we're gonna be at the Smodcast Smod Castle Theater as well. Kevin smith Theater. And January 4th. Excuse me. February 14th and 15th, Juggalo weekend in Worcester, Massachusetts. JCW Wrestling and Insane Clown Posse. I'll be there the whole weekend. Hang out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Come see me live on the road. Brand new tour starting this month in January, the Bring 5 Friends tour. Come to a city near you, Columbus, Ohio, on January 9th. Two shows. January 10th and 11th, Zany's Rosemont, Illinois, right outside of Chicago. Hold on. Go back up, guys. Moving too fast. Then I'm going to be in Ghana. How do, Shannon. How do I say that name? How do I say this, this word Ghananakwaqua? Is that what it is?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Are you sure? Yeah, I think it's gonna Goanoke, Ghana.

[Zach Amico]

Aqua. No, that means royalty or something.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Ganakwa, Ontario, Canada. Shannon, figure out how. That said, I'm not positive that's your nose either.

[Zach Amico]

It is.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Montreal, Quebec, Canada, on the 17th and 18th. I'm gonna be in Ottawa on the 19th. January 23rd. Wits End Comedy Lounge, North Charleston, South Carolina, Naples, Florida, on the 24th, 25th. Winnipeg. Tickets are up as well for early February and a bunch of other dates. St. Catherine's Ontario, Philadelphia, Houston, all that stuff. And I'm filming a new special July 12th in Tampa, Florida. Get the tickets early, guys. Don't wait. The. All of the floor seats are already gone. There's only seats that are in the back. And I. There's like 75 sold out for the. The taping and it's all the way in July, July 12th. So get those tickets. Before we do sell out, Zach Kimiko is going to come down and party with me. Chris Faga is coming down to party with me. Very excited about this new special weekend. Oh, yeah, the great Robert Kelly is directing my next special and I'm. I'm really excited to start putting this all together. You guys are the. Thanks for being a part of all of it. Check out all my other podcasts, the Legion of Skanks, the Regs, and Story wars, available right here on Guest Digital Network. And I have another bonus show that I do every single week. It's a Friday morning solo podcast called Lewis Journal. And I just talk a little bit more in depth about everything from fitness to business to being a father. A little bit more of the serious side of the Puerto Rican rattlesnake. So if you guys are interested in that stuff, the only way to get that is to subscribe to my email list by going to louisofskangs.com you fill out the little prompt that comes up with your email address and you will get an email every Friday morning with that podcast, which, honestly, the feedback on it has been incredible. Everyone loves it. People really, really enjoy it. So thank you guys for all that positive feedback. And yeah, that's that. That's it, Shannon. Right.

[Shannon]

Also, I have a. I found the pronunciation. If you just put my sound on, please.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Gananike. Way off.

[Zach Amico]

Way off.

[Karen Feehan]

Gananike.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Ganana K. I don't think that's true, Shannon.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I think that's all.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Somebody from there sent me a DM and they spelled it phonetically and it wasn't gananike.

[Zach Amico]

It's probably Ghananaqua.

[Shannon]

This is how it spells it phonetically.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Nana Kanana.

[Karen Feehan]

All right.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Ganana K, Ontario, Canada.

[Zach Amico]

It reminds me of the Tashawni and Daqua, which is a hockey arena in the Onondaga reservation.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And I know how to pronounce that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You do? You crushed it, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you, dude.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's what we got. That's what Shannon got Karen for the Christmas banana. Okay.

[Drew Montana]

Buddy, good plugs.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm sorry, Baby James. I apologize. That was a bad one. That's what. My baby James judges me. That's a real soundbite from baby James.

[Drew Montana]

I know. Yeah, makes sense.

[Luis J. Gomez]

So who we have that? All right, so he was talking to Eddie. All right, Zach, let's take a moment and thank yocratum.com for being a longtime supporter of the show. We love your creative dot com. The more key sponsors for all things here at Gas Digital and for Skank Fest. Great company. Great guys. We. We really love Brandon and Ben, who run Yo Kratom. If you guys ever are ever at Skankfest, you meet them, and they're genuinely a part of the family. And they're. They're good dudes. They're not trying to get people hooked on Kratom. This is for people that are already using Kratom or need the benefits of Kratom. This isn't a drug to get yourself high, but it can be a great alternative to some other things that are very, very dangerous. So see if Kratom is right for you. Don't get started using Kratom, but if you are using Kratom, you should get it from your creative dot com.

[Karen Feehan]

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[Luis J. Gomez]

Yo.

[Karen Feehan]

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[Luis J. Gomez]

So go to your Kratom right now. Yo, kratom.com is the website. No promo code needed. Already the best deal in kratom. And yeah, $60 for a kilo. Go grab a kilo of Kratom if that's what you're into. All right, where were we? Let's see.

[Drew Montana]

You were going to talk about when Drew Prank called you.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah, that was fun.

[Zach Amico]

It was shout out to the great Josh Potter.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Josh Potter called me.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, really?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He's like. He's like, we have to. You have to keep your bushes taught. And then I was like. He was like. He said that the bushes weren't Taught enough.

[Drew Montana]

Taught.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. And I was like. I was like, what are you talking? And then he just didn't have the information. He never. The name of the school. And I was like, you know, then I got, like. I started getting indignant, and I was like. I was like, you don't even know the name of the school. How are you telling me how to keep my bushes when you don't even know the name where you meet every week? And then he's Josh. Literally, at one point, you just saw. He got freaked out. I was like, I should hang up. And he hung up. At the end of it, he was like. He's like. He's like, just for the neighborhood. And, like, I live.

[Zach Amico]

I said, for the neighborhood. Louis goes dog. I am the neighborhood.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, my son's mother lives. I live in the neighborhood. My sister lives in the neighborhood. I'm the fucking neighbor. There's nobody else. I represent the fucking neighborhood.

[Drew Montana]

King Kong. What does he say? Training Day.

[Zach Amico]

Kong ain't got on me.

[Luis J. Gomez]

By the way, I enjoyed Gladiator 2.

[Drew Montana]

You acted like you and I had a debate about this film.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, you mentioned.

[Karen Feehan]

Hold on.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know the way I thought. You know the way I thought.

[Karen Feehan]

You heard King Kong, and he's like, that was Denzel, right?

[Drew Montana]

Mental gymnastics.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Go. No, I heard Training Day, and I thought Denzel then. It reminded me of. If you go into Gladiator 2 thinking you're gonna hate it, you're gonna be pleasantly surprised. It was pretty dope. I enjoyed it.

[Drew Montana]

Right? He's the new Gladiator.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Maybe. I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

I don't see how it could be bad.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It wasn't bad. It was good. The only problem was, it was he was Maximus's son, and he randomly got captured into slavery. Like, it was just. That was a little bit of a stretch.

[Drew Montana]

You didn't buy it?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, it was crazy. I mean, that wasn't gonna happen.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know, he was. You know, they. But beyond that little dumb plot point, it was dope. Denzel was dope. He was fun. All the. You know, the. The. All the scenes with the animals and the. It was really cool. Yeah, I enjoyed it.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I'm gonna check it out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You should check it out. You guys should watch it tonight.

[Drew Montana]

You would have done okay in Gladiator Times, Lewis.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I would have. I would have actually been a solid gladiator.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Also, it's about showmanship, right?

[Drew Montana]

Yeah. You do magic in the middle of your gladiating.

[Zach Amico]

I might coat Gladiator.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Shannon. Let's see you Have a list of the top actors of the 21st century? Are we out of the 21st century? No. Why is this even a thing that people are talking about? We still have a whole lot of.

[Drew Montana]

I still have time doggy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We still have another. We have a whole other century before we should be talking about top shit of a century. Agree.

[Shannon]

It's just. It's an article from the Independent, and they.

[Luis J. Gomez]

But the Independent trashed the Legionist gangs. They called us Nazis, I believe they did. I think so. Right? Did they?

[Karen Feehan]

I think that's correct.

[Zach Amico]

So what are they talking about this week?

[Shannon]

So do you want to hear them? I'll give you top 10. They did 60, though.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let's see. Go ahead.

[Shannon]

Okay, so number 10. I don't know how to say it. This last name. Pew.

[Drew Montana]

Pew. Lawrence Pugh.

[Shannon]

This is her.

[Drew Montana]

Florence Pew Pew. Yes.

[Karen Feehan]

Okay.

[Shannon]

This is number 10.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, I know that. Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

It's a girl from Midsummer.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Yeah. She's pretty hot. Pretty toy. Also, I gotta be honest with you, if you've seen Midsomar, I mean, it would have been. I would not have been. I get why her boyfriend was like, this is. You're. I already have problems with you. Did you ever see that movie?

[Zach Amico]

Is that the gay one?

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, no, it's a horror movie where they go to, like, Sweden or something. And.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, yeah, I think it looked too scary for me.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He was the one where they're vacationing.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. He was trying to. He was trying to bail on the relationship. And then the sister killed her and her parents. Spoiler alert. So then I'd be like, I gotta stay with this. Oh, I completely understand that, dude.

[Karen Feehan]

My wife and I saw two very different movies that day. I walked out going, yeah, man, she. She really that up for him, huh? What a dude. What? I'm like, no.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

I mean, all he had to do is. He just. Couldn't break up with him.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I couldn't let him. Couldn't deal.

[Karen Feehan]

She invited herself on a boys trip.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What a. Yeah. I could not even deal with, like, if I was dating a girl and her. Both of her parents and her sister die. That's so much energy that I have to deal with that I don't feel like dealing with. When do you. First of all, when do you first breach trying to fuck her again? You know? At what point do you, like. Because she's in mourning, her whole family dies, and now.

[Drew Montana]

Now you don't get pussy to her. Like, the first time when you were trying, like, say, that's like two, three weeks. Have gone by. How do you.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Three weeks. I don't think I'd be waiting three weeks. Yeah, I'd be like, hey, babe, you know, we should make love. It'll make you feel better. Yeah. Literally, as soon as she hung up the phone. Yeah.

[Drew Montana]

You know, it'll make you feel better.

[Luis J. Gomez]

My dad would be already be out. It really would be.

[Drew Montana]

That'll make me feel better, babe.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, but it would make her feel better, right? It release endorphins and chat. GPT would be on my side about this one.

[Zach Amico]

Distractions.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, but now her like sister and parents are in heaven watching her.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Heaven's not real, Karen. Oh, and the sister would be in hell. She killed her family.

[Drew Montana]

Oh. Oh, I didn't know this.

[Karen Feehan]

And herself.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And herself. Yeah. She's not getting into heaven. No way.

[Drew Montana]

I didn't realize.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No way. Who. Who else? Jen, give me another top actor.

[Shannon]

Okay. Number nine, Colin Farrell.

[Zach Amico]

Beast Fair.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Colin Farrell is. Was he respected? Really? He's a number nine best actor of this century.

[Zach Amico]

I thought this was of this year.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, no, this. I mean, yeah, because look. Yeah, he's number two this year. Penguin rules.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know, but beyond that, I mean, what did Tone Farrell do that I was ever even like, oh, he's a good actor.

[Zach Amico]

I didn't know he was Total Recall.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Reboot off.

[Shannon]

Phone Booth. Miami Vice. Minority Report sucks.

[Luis J. Gomez]

These are not good movies.

[Drew Montana]

It was suspenseful.

[Shannon]

The Lobster.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, here's number eight, The Lobster.

[Shannon]

The Seal eight is Cate Blanchett.

[Drew Montana]

She's great.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let's see. I gotta remember, this is the.

[Drew Montana]

She's been in so much great stuff.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah. Ugly people like ugly. Like hot women don't really get it. Like, they always give it to an ugly.

[Karen Feehan]

Or maybe they're just better actresses because.

[Luis J. Gomez]

They have to try harder.

[Drew Montana]

They have to have very transparent Transformers.

[Luis J. Gomez]

If you're hot, you don't need she Blues. And Transformers. Really? She played Optimus Prime.

[Zach Amico]

Number seven. Optimus prime, best actor of the 21st century. He's been in Mad movies. Optimus.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Optimus.

[Zach Amico]

He's been in probably seven movies in the 21st century.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Has he?

[Zach Amico]

There's been a lot of trainers.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't like any one of them.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but he's in the top 60 actors.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The problem is.

[Drew Montana]

The problem stay robots.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The. I don't like. I'm really sore about my Audi getting totaled. I don't like any movies about cars.

[Zach Amico]

No cars at all.

[Karen Feehan]

I did my robot.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, shit, dude. I drove Bumblebee into a wall. I was stoned and looking at My cell phone.

[Zach Amico]

Totaling. Your robot is so funny, dude.

[Karen Feehan]

Just Louis in traffic with the fucking funeral procession.

[Drew Montana]

Don't get out of the robot.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Transform, dude. Totaling. Bumblebee is hilarious.

[Zach Amico]

You with a Transformer would be a nightmare.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It would be. It would be pure hell. First of all, you can't sit in a Transformer, doggy. You can't sit in. Yeah, you can't sit in a Transformer while they charm it. Like, where they transform. It would snap your head off.

[Drew Montana]

I feel like you stay in, like, a little capsule and then.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No. I don't know, dude.

[Karen Feehan]

I think very often thinking of Power Rangers Megazord.

[Zach Amico]

Nobody ever thought of that. It really would. Would fold you.

[Karen Feehan]

I think that's a Family Guy. Somebody's in Optimus prime, and you just hear. And then you see a pool of blood come out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, dude.

[Zach Amico]

That's so funny. Family Guy rules.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let's see, what else.

[Shannon]

Shannon 7 is Sung Kang Ho.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Some dumb ho.

[Shannon]

It's just a parasite. Is the only movie I recognize here from 2020, but we'll move on from.

[Luis J. Gomez]

See, this is why they're gonna add non Americans in.

[Drew Montana]

That's some bullshit one. Like all the Oscars. That.

[Shannon]

Yeah, Daniel, this guy's good. He was in Get Out. And also Black Mirror.

[Drew Montana]

This guy's a good actor, dude.

[Karen Feehan]

I, I. To this day, when a black guy has a British accent, isn't it fun? I'm like, get the out of here. That's not how you talk.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Stop talking to me. Tricky. Beat it.

[Drew Montana]

Who taught you to talk like that? Idris Alba. He's my favorite.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We're not talking about what you want to have sex with.

[Karen Feehan]

What are you, the world's busiest chimney sweep?

[Drew Montana]

He was James Bond.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Was he? Did they actually, I thought it was a rumor.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, I. Maybe not.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Did they make him James Bond?

[Zach Amico]

I think they did, but they were trying to make a lady James Bond, and that's the one that they were like, you've gone too far.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, that is crazy. Yeah, Black James Bond is kind of fun, but also, I mean, what are we doing here? He's not black.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

James Bond is a person.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The character is not a black guy.

[Drew Montana]

You're really going to blend in.

[Karen Feehan]

Debatable.

[Drew Montana]

Wealthy parties.

[Karen Feehan]

Debatable.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What do you mean?

[Karen Feehan]

James Bond is not necessarily the same person. It's a codename.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

And every time one. That's why different guys play. Because every time when the one retires or dies, you take on 007 and.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You'Re like the Santa. The Santa Claus. Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

It's exactly like that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. You have to put on his suit and then.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Black Santa. That's infuriating. I remember I saw like a black Santa Claus thing, like, when I was a little kid. And this. I've always been me. I was like that. I got mad. I was like, that's crazy. Santa's white period. Sorry.

[Drew Montana]

My mom got Christmas pajamas this year and most of them have black Santas on them.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No.

[Drew Montana]

So they're on sale.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's pretty funny.

[Karen Feehan]

Three cents off.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let's see. Washingtonian in the race. Live chat said James Bail Bond. Solid bit, folks.

[Zach Amico]

I was looking for that.

[Shannon]

Number five, Nicole Kidman.

[Drew Montana]

She died.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, we moved on from that.

[Shannon]

Number four, Denzel Washington.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Denzel's a solid actor. Number four, actor of the century. That's. That's a pretty big honor.

[Drew Montana]

He kind of looks like a number two.

[Karen Feehan]

Jesus Christ.

[Shannon]

Number three, Daniel Day Lewis.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Okay, what is he doing? Yeah, what is he doing?

[Drew Montana]

He retired. Daniel Day Lewis, like, hasn't done a film in so long, but I guess he's coming out of retirement to, like, do his son's film or something.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, he played Lincoln and then he was Dances with Wolves and There Will Be Bloody Blood. I never saw There Will Be Blood to this day.

[Zach Amico]

It was good.

[Karen Feehan]

It's very good.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I don't know about number two of all time.

[Shannon]

No, that was three. Number two is Emma Stone.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Emma Stone.

[Drew Montana]

Because of that new movie she's in with her bush all out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, stop it. Stop it. Emma Stone. Is she that could have an actress.

[Drew Montana]

She won the Oscar for this movie. There's her and Mark Ruffalo. Poor things. Thank you, Shannon.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What if they gave you an Oscar? Aiden, like a annoying gay guy every time you win best actor.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah. Look at your shades.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Like, oh, my God. Hi. Like, oh, he. I got an Oscar.

[Zach Amico]

Louis, you're looking fine.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, my God, Lois, I like your arms. I do like Oscar's. Very funny.

[Karen Feehan]

What after parties are we hitting up?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Can I just tell you, if you guys say no to Shame on. I'm just going to take it and do it with other people.

[Drew Montana]

What happened? Psycho. When did you just.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I just. I'm going to take it and it's going to be. I. I came up with the name. I came up with the costume.

[Drew Montana]

We said yes. Yes. So, like, did you.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Mikey didn't say yes yet. Mike has been very coy.

[Drew Montana]

Micah said yes.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Did she?

[Drew Montana]

She said yes to me.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let's do it then.

[Drew Montana]

We are. Just give us.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We'll give You a studio. We'll give you anything you want. You have another. You have a studio over there. You have this one.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I just like thousand dollars and up.

[Drew Montana]

A thousand dollars?

[Luis J. Gomez]

You'll make more than a thousand dollars and up if you just listen to me. If you just listen.

[Drew Montana]

I've never not listened to you.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't think that's true at all. You tried to ruin my life.

[Drew Montana]

No, I didn't.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You tried to me. To me with Chrissy Cielo.

[Drew Montana]

No, I didn't.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It wasn't around me too.

[Drew Montana]

Because you yelled at her. I was like, chrissy, this is how he talks.

[Luis J. Gomez]

They went to Jeff Ross and he was like, he's being aggressive.

[Drew Montana]

No, he didn't.

[Luis J. Gomez]

They ratted me out to Jeff Ross and that actually is what gave him cancer. Wrong button.

[Drew Montana]

You're a wild one today.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let's see who's the number one actor of the 21st century? Shannon.

[Shannon]

Number one actor is Philip Seymour Hoffman.

[Zach Amico]

What?

[Luis J. Gomez]

And he did die.

[Drew Montana]

He did die.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, number one.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He was a good actor.

[Drew Montana]

He was awesome.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He was a good actor.

[Drew Montana]

Cop Capot and other.

[Shannon]

The Master. A Most Wanted Man. Charlie Wilson's War.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He was. I. He was great in the porn movie Boogie Nights. He was great in Boogie Night movie.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, it is.

[Karen Feehan]

And he's in Happiness, which is, I think finally coming out. Blu Ray.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Nice.

[Karen Feehan]

Happy. Have you guys seen Happiness?

[Drew Montana]

I don't think so.

[Zach Amico]

What's the Ben Stiller movies? And Along Came Polly. Oh, yeah, that's a good movie.

[Karen Feehan]

Dude. Happiness is the saddest fucking what's.

[Drew Montana]

Who's in it?

[Karen Feehan]

John Lovitz is in it. He's in it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Fuck.

[Karen Feehan]

The fat lady from TV shows. It's Todd Salons. It's three sisters and like their sad lives. And he plays a phone pervert.

[Drew Montana]

Okay, Sounds familiar.

[Karen Feehan]

The best is the saddest movie. Okay, yeah, that lady for Cameron Mannheim from the.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, yeah. She's the fattest lady on TV at the time.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, yeah. She lost faith, though.

[Karen Feehan]

Really, really good movie.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Who do you think is better than Colin? For all we could kick right off that list. I mean, he's good. He's just.

[Karen Feehan]

I think Emma Stone goes off the list.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Emma Stone right off that list.

[Karen Feehan]

You gotta do more than one or two. Really good.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You can't be currently younger than me and to be considered one of the best actresses of the 21st century.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, like, where's like a Gary Oldman or like a Willem Defoe or Sandler?

[Luis J. Gomez]

I bet they're all in the top 20.

[Drew Montana]

We just did the top like a VGO? Mortenson.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Did you guys see the Happy Gilmore 2 trailer yet?

[Karen Feehan]

Yes, I did.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Does it look good?

[Karen Feehan]

They don't really show anything.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's kind of like just a teaser. Teaser? Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. I mean, dude, Happy Gilmore was my favorite comedy as a kid.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Showed it to my son. He loves it, thinks it's so funny.

[Drew Montana]

It is.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I still watch it at least five times a year.

[Drew Montana]

We just watched it at your house once a year.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I would say. I watch it. I watch that once a year. I'd say three to four times a year. I'll watch Wall Card the Dewey Cox story.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Are you. Because usually I like showing people that movie that haven't seen it. And very often, like, you know, women are. They don't know good comedy. No offense.

[Karen Feehan]

And the ones that date you.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, they are.

[Karen Feehan]

You have to show them the Simpsons.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I have to show them how to drink water. So. Yeah. But yeah, Happy Gilmore is rewatchable.

[Karen Feehan]

I like Billy Madison a little bit better.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Can I tell you why? I don't. Because.

[Zach Amico]

Why you don't.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Can I tell you why? I don't go why? Do not. Can I tell you why? It's my impression of Karen, the office manager. Can I tell you why I do not. I don't like Billy Madison because I don't like the character Billy Madison.

[Zach Amico]

I say, you were just talking like Billy Madison.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't like. I don't. I don't like a. A. Like that. Like, there's something about there. There was him and, you know, Ace Ventura, Water Boy. Ace Ventura is a jerk off.

[Zach Amico]

You don't like Water Boy?

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't like him.

[Zach Amico]

Water Boy rules, dude.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I just. I don't want, like, Billy Madison is a retard. He shouldn't get that chick.

[Drew Montana]

What about something. There's something like.

[Luis J. Gomez]

She's like. Like that. Like. What are you.

[Drew Montana]

You.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What are you doing, Dude? Retard. Get the. Away from me, dude.

[Zach Amico]

It does make me laugh.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Happy Gilmore was a cool dude.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know what I'm saying?

[Zach Amico]

He liked to fight.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. It was awesome. Dude, that Chinese. That rule. He. Jaguar summers in the beginning of the movie. Remember?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Billy Madison always makes me laugh because he. He gets the third grade teacher in, like, his tent behind the house, and she. She clearly wants to him. She's like, billy, what do you want to do? He's like. I could think of two things right now. One involves a pitching wedge, some ice cubes and a buff. He's like. The other one involves A nine iron and the same buffalo. And then they start making out. I'm like, dude, if I ever tried that, she'd be like, oh, this guy's retarded.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He's just a retarded person.

[Karen Feehan]

This is why I like Billy Mattis better, because Farley's in it.

[Zach Amico]

Farley rules.

[Karen Feehan]

And every scene he's in it is perfect.

[Zach Amico]

Sandwiches behind the bus when she's testing.

[Karen Feehan]

Him in the tent. And then it switches to Farley and he gets the answer.

[Zach Amico]

Spanish Armada.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Look, it's obviously great, it's very funny, but I just. Whatever it is, the character was so annoying that I'm just like, you know.

[Drew Montana]

You like it the first time you watched it though?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I did. But you're a little kid. You're looking at it being like, oh, that's. You know, it's fun and silly, but as you grow, if you look back and reflect on it, you're like, oh, he's an annoying getting. Yeah, that's insane. Dude.

[Zach Amico]

I. I spent like most of my early twenties and probably still to this day, quoting Billy Madison in a. I remember I did it one time at my friend. I was just telling this story the other day, but my friend's girlfriend was pregnant and so we were all hanging out at his house and we. We kind of got pretty drunk. Not her, but like, the rest of us got pretty drunk. And at one point I went over to like, her pregnant belly and I did the thing from Billy Madison when he goes over to Eric and he like puts his ear up to the belly. And I was like, oh, he gonna be a soccer player. And they hadn't seen the movie, so they were like, yo, what are you doing, man? I'm like, dude, this is so funny in Billy Madison.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Solid reference, but it might be that.

[Karen Feehan]

I'm a huge homo. But I think my favorite Sandler's Wedding Singer.

[Zach Amico]

Great movie.

[Drew Montana]

Romantic.

[Karen Feehan]

It's the. It's the best story of all the movies. It's the best, like, narrative.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah. I'm just a fan of Sandler in general. Like, he's great. You know, he's just also like, you know, the classic stand up comedian from New York, you know, goes. And just like, you know, he was sort of like Pete Davidson of. But Pete didn't. No offense. I love Pete. Pete's great guy, but. But Pete didn't fucking do what Sandler did. Right? Pete, you know, he just made a couple movies. I think the movies that he makes are pretty good too. I've never watched any of them, but Sandler like got on SNL super young, right?

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Like 18 or 19.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Was he the youngest cast member, like ever?

[Karen Feehan]

I think Chris Rock was, maybe.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. There's videos of Sandler doing stand up when he's like 17, 18, and he's crushing.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He's at the Comic Strip. If you're at the Comic Strip, there's like pictures, old school pictures of him there. Like the comic ship had a lot of cool history. So whatever. I'm just. That's maybe me just romanticizing stand up comedy and a guy who comes from like the New York comedy scene and just went and became like. And then he also like helped all of his friends out and like made it a thing where, like, you know, I don't know. I. I like Sandler's thing. I think even the special he did, the musical special he did not that long ago, that was funny.

[Zach Amico]

As I just googled his net worth the other day, I forget why. It's like almost $500 million. Yeah, he's worth wild amount of money.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that guy, he just makes good.

[Drew Montana]

Movies with his own production company and puts all his friends in them and stuff.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He's like, it's solid, he's smart. Yeah. They're posting pictures of Kevin Nealon with.

[Karen Feehan]

The tits on his head.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What's the Satan one called again?

[Karen Feehan]

Little Nikki.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Little Nike. Little Nick. It was great. But once again he does. He gets into like this character where he's like an annoying.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know what I'm saying? I don't like annoying retards. No, There can only be one. Stop taking my thing, Sandler. All right, so let's see. Let's go with. So New York City. Applebee's jacked up prices of already expensive New Year's Eve ball drop tickets. What does that mean, Shannon?

[Shannon]

So in order to get into Applebee's and then you can actually, like, you're. You're a block away. So you can kind of like see what's happening from there. But the price is 7, 500 per person.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Just to get into Applebee's.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, 7, 500.

[Shannon]

No, sorry, sorry, I was looking at the wrong thing. That was for the Marriott. For. For applebee's.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It is $20.

[Shannon]

No, no, you have to spend. The Prices range from 399 per person up to 7, 500 per person.

[Zach Amico]

I'd go with 399.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'll take the $399, but with some.

[Shannon]

You can see them from like up at the top and like, have Little private things. And the other ones, you're just kind of sitting with everybody else.

[Karen Feehan]

Crisis. Roy Arias running Applebee's.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The. Yeah, I. Solid reference, Zach. Thank you.

[Karen Feehan]

That was a For Lewis joke.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Just for me, guys. I mean, I just don't give a fuck at all about the ball dropping. It's just, it could be. There's something.

[Karen Feehan]

I think you have to be a fucking moron to go see the ball drop.

[Zach Amico]

Could I get one as well?

[Karen Feehan]

Just to play people that stand there all fucking day.

[Zach Amico]

I remember as a kid thinking it was cool because I thought at midnight they just dropped the ball and it was like a big chandelier breaking. And then the older I got, I started watching and I'm like, they're just descending a ball and it never crashes or. That's boring.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's very boring.

[Zach Amico]

Should explode.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's also like, it's fucking cold. You're amongst a bazillion people. I think you're not technically allowed to drink, right? There's no drinks in the streets.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, you can't drink. There's cops everywhere.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

It's freezing.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's just can't leave.

[Karen Feehan]

So if you got a piss, you're.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm also just like, I, I just don't really care about New Year's Eve at all. Like, I'm just not that. I, I, I don't need to wait till the end of the year to try to fix my life. It's like, if you're that person, your life's not going to be fixed.

[Zach Amico]

You don't do, you don't do goals, though. You're not a goal setter for the.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Following goals every day, baby boy. Short term goals, long term goals goals. Big goals, small goals. Come on. I'm a goal guy, but I don't need to wait until January 31st to set a goal or.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. I don't like a New Year's resolution, but I do like, like a couple weeks before Christmas, I'll write down my following year goals. Yeah, that's all. Like, long term.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's easy to, like, compartmentalize and go, all right, this is the end of the year. What happened this year?

[Zach Amico]

How much did I grow?

[Luis J. Gomez]

And obviously you get into that thought process, but there's some basic. To be like, here's my resolution. This is the year I'm going to be in. I'm going to get in shape. Yeah, come on, doggy. Just wait. Do it in October. What are you waiting for? Do it before Halloween, you fat. Stop eating candy.

[Drew Montana]

My Year ends. My year ends in, like, June. Like school year.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Why?

[Drew Montana]

Oh, I'm just like. I feel like that's when it should end. Summer's summer.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Skank Fest is sort of like my new year. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, did you guys announce the new location yet?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Not officially. I announced it on my Lewis Journal podcast. If you guys signed up for my.

[Zach Amico]

Can you announce it right now?

[Luis J. Gomez]

I mean, I'll tell you, I'm not going to tell them they need to subscribe to Lewis Journal.

[Zach Amico]

I'll write it down, dude.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Hell yeah, write it down.

[Drew Montana]

Write it down. I'll read it.

[Karen Feehan]

You.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You.

[Karen Feehan]

You know where it is already.

[Zach Amico]

You guys, I had a feeling. Let's go.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's going to be sick.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I'm so pumped.

[Drew Montana]

Where is it?

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's going to be sick.

[Zach Amico]

Don't worry about it.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, this.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no, the scribble above it.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, I already knew that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's a map how to get there.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I mean, everyone knows. Everyone's saying it in the chat. It is New Orleans. Fine. It's okay.

[Zach Amico]

Let's go.

[Drew Montana]

They easiest.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, we. They don't know the dates yet. Say nothing about the dates. Thank you. Say nothing about the. Say nothing about the venue. So I can't say anything about the venue or dates because we need to. We're booking hotel blocks for all of the comedians. They're actually. They're being signed today. Tomorrow we're announcing. We have a poster shout out to Sven Stoffels, who put together an amazing poster this year. And yeah, we're announcing the dates and the actual venue tomorrow. I think pre sale will be the end of January, which is going to be sick. But a lot of people are concerned about New Orleans and they're like, dude, weeds illegal there. You guys are such fucking pussies. The legality of weed is an issue. First of all, it wasn't legal in Houston. Nobody gave a shit. We smoked, like, more. I mean, so much weed in Houston, the cops didn't give a fuck. You have to understand, when Snoop Dogg goes to New Orleans, do you think that he's like, oh, we can't smoke weed. Do you think the thousands of black people at his concert aren't smoking weed? Please answer it.

[Drew Montana]

No.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Thank you. Thank you. She's like, oh, I got the answer to this. No, it does not. No.

[Karen Feehan]

Snoop Dogg said thousands of black people. She's like, I've done the research.

[Luis J. Gomez]

If you go to.

[Karen Feehan]

I've got a sample.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Like, there's only a few thousand people that go to Skank Fest. If you go to. There's large outdoor concerts in New Orleans. You think they're not smoking weed. And there's 50,000 people.

[Drew Montana]

Can I ring in on this one, please?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Go ahead, get in there.

[Drew Montana]

No, I think they are smoking weed. Okay.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I think they are. Thank you very much, Karen. Appreciate the answer and appreciate the. The insight. Yeah, you have to just be smart.

[Drew Montana]

I know. What type of dweeb is typing that comment? It's so annoying.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, we. We. We can't all. It's all the people in the Facebook group, they're like, dude, it all, we can't smoke weed.

[Drew Montana]

It's like. It's like, is that why it's going? Or is your account negative $207? Like, shut up.

[Zach Amico]

Like, I would make it if the weed laws were different.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

I don't like the people that are too close to Thanksgiving. It's like, how much are you spending on Thanksgiving?

[Drew Montana]

What are you doing for Thanksgiving?

[Zach Amico]

Get food stamps. You'll be fine.

[Drew Montana]

Eat the turkey. Be on your way.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Fucking. The. The reality is the legality of weed is genuinely not an issue. It hasn't been an issue ever for really anywhere. When we did it in New York, weed wasn't legal here. We just became legal here a few years ago.

[Zach Amico]

So it would be hilarious. Now if the SWAT team comes in.

[Drew Montana]

And does just thinking that same thing.

[Zach Amico]

They're just taking out goodie bags like CBD gummies in it.

[Drew Montana]

I was just thinking that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, I highly doubt there'll be an issue. If I've been to New Orleans. I've smoked plenty of weed in New Orleans. People are doing coke in New Orleans, people are doing real drugs.

[Karen Feehan]

Well, they're going to be.

[Luis J. Gomez]

They party.

[Drew Montana]

They're like drinking on the street.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's a party town, dude. It's not. We have. I'm not even slightly concerned. But just be smart. Don't blow weed in a cop's face. Just be an adult. If you're white and you're an adult, you're probably not going to get with in New Orleans for weed. If I had to guess.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I think they'll be fine.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I think we'll all be fine. It's going to be a goddamn blast. Very, very excited about it. Yes. Gang Fest 2025, our ninth skank fest.

[Drew Montana]

Wow.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Pretty goddamn sick.

[Drew Montana]

Pizza. Pizza's here.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, pizza. Yeah, we're having our. Our little.

[Drew Montana]

Are you gonna eat it?

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, no, I'm gonna have. I'm gonna peel cheese off it and everyone watch. Everyone get angry at me me for not Eating the full slice of pizza.

[Zach Amico]

You guys should do a cheese race down the window.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Where you, like, rip the cheese off and throw it and kind of like in Billy Madison.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Pickles.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let's see a couple more of these. Oh, you want to. You want. We can talk about that one, Shannon. Well, all right, so let's say somebody to somebody tweeted this, and I answered it, and then it became a big debate for people. They tweeted, if you had a bill of $131.46, how much would you tip for? What did it say?

[Drew Montana]

25.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Did just an above average job.

[Drew Montana]

25 bucks.

[Zach Amico]

Is this a. Are we supposed to do the math on this?

[Drew Montana]

25. 30 bucks.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, you just, you look, you look at it. You could, you know, 10, 10 twice or 13 times. Two, 26 bucks, right? That would be. Yeah, typically I would do. Do 30. If they did above an above average job, I would give them 30. Yeah, I think that's a fair. A fair number. If they were, like, incredible, like, they were like balls to the wall, like, so good, I'd give them 40 bucks. Yeah. If they were average, I'd give them exactly $26.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

If they were below average, they'd get 20.

[Zach Amico]

20.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And if they were bad, like, bad service, 15 bucks and a little note that says, service wasn't great. Could have been better.

[Zach Amico]

Wow.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is that Karen behavior? Karen? Is that Karen behavior?

[Drew Montana]

I'm a former server, so I'm always giving people benefits of the doubt. Like, you're starting at 20, 20.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, they get no benefits. They're servers.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, I know. It's true. 20, 25.

[Karen Feehan]

What is tax typically? 15?

[Drew Montana]

You know, I don't remember no tax.

[Zach Amico]

Tax is like 8%, 8%, I think.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is it 8 or 9%? Depending on the state, about.

[Zach Amico]

Maybe that's.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, Double the tax is what Indians do.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Double the tax is some cheap.

[Drew Montana]

Cheap.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it's cheap.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, mine. You move the decimal point right, so then that's 10 and you double that. Oh, that's what I'm thinking.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know, 13 bucks on 130 bucks is 10. You double that.

[Karen Feehan]

Double. You double 10.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I. Yeah, I. I give 20 most of the time. That's sort of my standard. If I'm on a first date, I. That person's getting 30% every time. Because you want to look like the fucking man.

[Zach Amico]

You want to look cool.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. And I'm always dating comedy club waitresses.

[Zach Amico]

So in this scenario, are you a black guy?

[Luis J. Gomez]

In no scenario, am I a black guy.

[Zach Amico]

Then you tip well.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You tip well. Yeah. Yeah. Is it crazy to leave a note? Because people got mad at me on Twitter. They were like, dude, there's like, you're going to give them anything for bad service. And I was like, yeah, if you give them nothing, they're going to go, fuck that piece of shit, and they're going to feel like the service was justified.

[Zach Amico]

You can't give them nothing. That's crazy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's insanity.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Drew Montana]

Not giving them nothing is like making them pay to wait on you because they have to tip out on that whole tip.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, a lot of people, the argument is the business should be paying them more wine. Some people just don't tip. The amount of people on my Twitter that were like, I never tip ever. That is the biggest. Don't eat out then, you scumbag. That's insane. You can't have people wait on you. I understand that you think the system's broken, and you're like, oh, they should from. But it's not. It's not from the top down. And then some from Europe was like. He was like, yeah, dude, this is why in Europe, they got it, dude. They pay a living wage. They charge less for food. Then I did some research, and Europe charges way more for food. They don't pay for the. The businesses don't have to pay for any benefits. They don't have to pay employment taxes. So the. The business. Restaurants in. In the US have a 3 to 5% profit margin, and 80% of them go out of business within the first five years. It's not a. It's not an industry where, like, the. The. There's something about, like a boss, where people go like, oh, this person's rich.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, most of the time, if somebody's opening a restaurant, they're losing money for years to eventually maybe turn a little bit of a profit. They've invested everything. It's their vision, it's their money, it's their life savings. It's not, oh, my God, this person doesn't deserve money. No. They took the chance. If you're just a server, you get to show up for work, you get to make your money and go home. There's no risk. There's no nothing. Um, but at the same time, you should fucking. You should tip them.

[Karen Feehan]

If you're going out to eat in a country that tips. You are participating in the system and should tip.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I agree.

[Luis J. Gomez]

People that don't. That's crazy. If you don't. If you just say, I just don't tip. That's maybe the craziest thing I've ever heard in my entire life.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, yeah. Those people deserve to be burned alive.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yes, I agree.

[Zach Amico]

But it happened to the guy in the subway.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is it Karen B. That homeless lady didn't tip, so they.

[Drew Montana]

Just shut a couple churros in her hand.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, we had churros last night at.

[Drew Montana]

Being Sauce. What? A little.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, little dipping. They had a guava one and then they had like a chocolate mole. They didn't have chocolate. Maybe.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, vanilla.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And if you tip them both. I only had one little churro. That's it.

[Drew Montana]

We're not counting your calories. You're fine.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Big deal.

[Drew Montana]

Writing the note. My thing is, like, to what end? Like, to. What are you. What are you gonna get?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, what do you consider bad service? Right? So. So here's the thing. The.

[Drew Montana]

I'll say it to your face before I write a note. Like a. Yeah, if I get a.

[Zach Amico]

Note and I'm the server, I'm gonna rip it up and be pissed about it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

But, oh, you got me.

[Drew Montana]

Right? Well, yeah, but, oh, you got me by writing it like.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, you should know. You should know that.

[Drew Montana]

Say it to their face.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, that's. That's aggressive. Aggressive.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'd rather be a little passive aggressive here.

[Drew Montana]

I'd rather be.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's not. Because it can escalate, Right? So now. Now I'm saying, hey, just so you know, your service sucks. If it's some who's not good at.

[Drew Montana]

Her job, I wouldn't say it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Some black is not good at her job. It's always black service. We know what's going on.

[Drew Montana]

I usually say, cuz I have told you. I'm like, listen, I'm only saying this cuz I was a waitress for 15 years. But like, we waited for this, for this, this, for this. His was dirty. This was wrong. Like, just. I mean, either comp. I get people to give me free food, I'll be like, comp the appetizers and we'll get it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't even need that much. They should just know I did it with Micah. Yeah, the service wasn't good. I was like, yeah, I would have given him more of a tip. Service wasn't great. Simple as that. Like, and they, they're. And then they go, oh, he still gave me like 12% on the bill.

[Drew Montana]

No, I'm like, this guy's gay. Look at this gay note. I show everybody the note.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I think that's the.

[Karen Feehan]

You post a picture of the note on Twitter.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that's what they did.

[Drew Montana]

They post a picture. I'm like, look what he's at. He's at it again. His little love notes.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, I would, yeah, but also I would write a note if it's impeccable service.

[Drew Montana]

Who stop writing notes?

[Luis J. Gomez]

I love to write a note. I just miss writing notes.

[Zach Amico]

Impeccable service.

[Drew Montana]

All misspelled I, M, P, C, K, A, B. Impeccable.

[Karen Feehan]

What do you fold it into a little triangle like a middle school girl too.

[Drew Montana]

He sends like an airplane at their face.

[Zach Amico]

It's like, it's the four way origami.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I mean, I, I, I.

[Karen Feehan]

Hold on. What's your favorite color, John?

[Drew Montana]

Apartment. Great service.

[Zach Amico]

Impeccable.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I mean I, I think that I also, I feel like the, the system is fine. Right? Like I enjoy really good service. It keeps the servers great. Like when you go to a really nice restaurant, you get incredible service.

[Drew Montana]

Remember that guy we had at the hotel in Austin? We were both in love with him.

[Zach Amico]

Oh yeah. Very good server.

[Drew Montana]

He was awesome.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Which hotel?

[Drew Montana]

The line.

[Zach Amico]

He, he was very like excited to, to describe all the meals.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, he was.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I like that.

[Drew Montana]

But it was like at our level though. He's like, hey guys, what's up?

[Zach Amico]

Love it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Mirroring and matching. He was selling. Love it, love it, love it. Get into it, dude. I'm fun. When I'm at a restaurant, I'm fun. And it could go from fun to like obnoxious pretty quickly. So I'm like having fun. I asked for recommendations. I'm like, you know, I'm a little ball busty. I'm like the fun dad at the restaurant. Now if the server is a cunt, very often they, they're like, they, they won't, you know, they won't play the.

[Drew Montana]

Game how busy they are. If I see a chicks like slammed in brunch, I'm not gonna be like, and what's your name, little lady?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I like that. I also like, I wish I lived in the 50s. I'd smack a waitress on the ass. Like, thanks toots. I like, give me the opportunity.

[Zach Amico]

I like this cigarette for me.

[Karen Feehan]

I'm not saying this is wrong, however, I think you do set up servers for a more difficult time because you like to give an order of the things you want in the order you want them. And you kind of like really dumb.

[Drew Montana]

Bitches are gonna jump it all up in their brains.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, I don't think they're gonna get it all the time.

[Luis J. Gomez]

So. No, here's the thing. That's not bad service. If Somebody fucks up, and I won't tell the whole speech about Trump Tower again. Shannon gets so annoyed with me. I bring up this speech three or four times a year. As often as I watch Walk horror the Dewey Cox story. I bring up up the one time I went to Trump Tower with a comedian who shall not be named because he doesn't want people to know that he's a secret Trumper. And so I went. I went there, and long story short, they up my eggs, and they had the waiter come out and apologize. The chef come out and apologize. The manager came out.

[Drew Montana]

Stormy Daniels came out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, dude. They straight up, like, it was like. And I walked away being like, wow, what incredible service. I didn't walk away going, they up my order. So it's how you handle the mistake. This is an analogy in life, baby boy. It's how you handle the mistake that shows who the you are.

[Zach Amico]

Right.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And that I always use that example to my employees. I use my. That example to my son, to people in life. But the. The reality is, I don't mind a up. A up gives you an opportunity to show what you do when you up.

[Zach Amico]

Correct your mistakes.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I love that. Okay. People make mistakes. Sometimes it's really about, like a. A shitty attitude. If they have, like, a shitty attitude at all. I don't care how busy it is. Your job is to smile.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I was gonna say it's the. The mistake is obviously inconvenient, but sometimes you do, like, seeing a mistake and then they fix it and over compensate. Yes.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Love it.

[Zach Amico]

I'm like, oh, you're coachable.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Shitty attitude. Them just not caring. I remember one time me and Jay went to a place, and the person. They did the thing where they weren't writing anything down, and then.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I hate that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And then I'm going, like, literally, I'm getting anxiety. I'm going like. Like, write it down like you're gonna it up. And then he was like, but I.

[Drew Montana]

Didn'T need to write it down, dude.

[Zach Amico]

I've done this.

[Drew Montana]

I never needed to write it.

[Zach Amico]

I've done that before.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Where?

[Zach Amico]

And I'll tell them. I'm like, you sure? There's like six people here ordering. You got all this? Like, no, I got it all. And then they'll it up. Nothing worse, dude. It makes me so.

[Drew Montana]

I used to do like, we told.

[Zach Amico]

You to write it down.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Literally, just write it down.

[Drew Montana]

When I was at Sushi Samba, I would just go up to these tables, and there'd be like, you know, 10 guys or whatever, and I would just be like, how much are you guys spending ahead plus that, plus booze or without booze? Okay, how much you want to eat? And I was just like, I got you. And then I would just start with the money where I would want to end, and I would just fill it up with food.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, that's a smart way to do it.

[Drew Montana]

Thank you. I was a top seller all the time.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We sushi sama in Vegas. Love that place. Favorite, favorite restaurant in Vegas.

[Drew Montana]

I was like, are you guys allergic to anything? Are you straight?

[Luis J. Gomez]

When I order, when I order things, I'm. I'm pretty efficient as well. Like, I have. My ADHD kicks in, so, like, by the time they get to me, I have everything.

[Drew Montana]

You know, your orders.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I have the drink orders, the appetizer orders, and the entrees. I get them all at once. I give them my credit card right there.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, right.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We don't need anything else. Yeah, this is it. I'm very efficient. I'm not gonna make you. I don't like the, the. The formality of like, well, let me get you your water. I'll be right back with a water. Then they come back and like, what type of drink face.

[Drew Montana]

Wait. But I'm done.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm ready.

[Drew Montana]

That's part of the experience, though.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Depending.

[Drew Montana]

I like a paste out dinner. I mean, I like spending two hours at a restaurant if the food is good enough. Sushi, Nakazawa. They just feed you a bite of sushi.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Summers. What?

[Drew Montana]

Giant summers. She just feeds you a bite of Sushi like every 10 minutes.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That I went to a place with Tim Dillon in Austin. That was the best place I've ever had.

[Drew Montana]

Is it Uchi?

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, it wasn't Uchi. It was called sushi by scratch. I believe that's what it's called.

[Drew Montana]

It's just sushi doesn't sound real.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It. This place, it was retarded. It was the same thing. Was one bite of sushi. And the he. It was the chef, Phil, he would.

[Drew Montana]

Tell you where the fish was from. He's like, this is from Norway. We just got it this morning.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Shout out from Phil. They would like, they had aged fish. They had a bunch of different. Like it was 20, 20 courses. And he would. He literally. There was no chopsticks. They bite.

[Drew Montana]

Bye bye.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Put it on the plate in front of you and you just. It was. I mean, every bite. I ate jellyfish. I would never eat jellyfish in a million years except this place. Every bite was better than the last. They have. There's a few of them. There's one in New York as well, which I can't wait to go to. But that was the best sushi place I've ever had in my entire life. And it was just. It was. Yes, it was the experience. It was them rolling it out, the presentation.

[Drew Montana]

You're wrong.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, it depends. I mean, if I'm going. If I'm just going to fucking Roomba Cubana with my family, I got it. I. I do the job. I do the waiter job. I literally get everyone's orders. I make, and I literally order for everybody before I do the whole job for them. You want me.

[Drew Montana]

You get all the boys orders. You're like, girls. No food.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No food for the girls. Gals, watch us eat.

[Zach Amico]

Lewis is in the back, like, yes, Chef.

[Drew Montana]

All right. This was a good show.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Don't tell me when I'm ending my show.

[Drew Montana]

I know, but it feels we are ending.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It is now. Thank you, guys for watching today's show. You guys are the best. This is the last show of the year. Support Karen and Drew and everything that they do and the. The baby that's probably growing inside of her right now.

[Zach Amico]

No, we hope not.

[Drew Montana]

I flipped my legs up this morning. He got so mad.

[Zach Amico]

She's. She'll be like, come inside me and then do a handstand. Stop doing that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's psychotic behavior.

[Zach Amico]

She's insane.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's crazy behavior, Karen. Listen, you guys are the. We love you guys.

[Karen Feehan]

You think that thing still works?

[Zach Amico]

No. That's why I'm like, what are you doing?

[Luis J. Gomez]

You're.

[Zach Amico]

Now you're fooling.

[Karen Feehan]

When you come in here, it sounds like a spittoon in the old west.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Echoes.

[Drew Montana]

No, it doesn't, babe.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, it doesn't.

[Karen Feehan]

It's because it's bottomless.

[Zach Amico]

Hello. Hello.

[Luis J. Gomez]

All right, you guys are the. We love you guys. We'll be back on Wednesday with the first show of the year. This was the last show of the year, so thank you guys for watching. Thank you. Good night.

[Drew Montana]

Good.