0031. Kerryn Feehan and Brandon Collins

Summary

Zac Amico's Morning Zoo – Episode 0031: Kerryn Feehan and Brandon Collins Release Date: August 1, 2025

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Guests:

• Karen Feehan – Comedian and longtime friend of Zac Amico
• Brandon Collins – Host of Medium Popcorn and Drunk Black History

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1. Celebrity Deaths and Conspiracy Theories

The episode opens with Zac Amico addressing the recent death of Hulk Hogan, playfully acknowledging the controversial aspects of his legacy:

Zac Amico (02:13): "We all have our foibles across the table from me."

Brandon Collins chimes in on the conspiracy theories surrounding the deaths of various celebrities:

Brandon Collins (03:21): "Did you see all the pictures with them putting people like Malcolm, Jamal, Water, and Ozzy Osbourne together and like, rip to kings, and it was just like, this is not a good."

The conversation quickly shifts to musings about the involvement of high-profile figures like Bill Cosby and O.J. Simpson in alleged Illuminati plots, blending humor with dark speculation.

2. High-Profile Criminal Cases

O.J. Simpson's Controversial Endurance: Zac delves into the peculiarities of O.J. Simpson's post-trial activities, questioning the legal maneuvers that might have influenced his innocence verdict:

Zac Amico (05:08): "So here's a crazy OJ Thing that people don't talk about."

JonBenét Ramsey's Unresolved Mystery: The trio discusses the infamous case of JonBenét Ramsey, highlighting inconsistencies and potential mismanagement of the crime scene:

Zach Amico (07:10): "I think the brother did it and convinced that another person. They never found her body, right?"

Sinister Discoveries: Karen Feehan recounts chilling stories of missing children found in eerie locations, such as a chimney:

Karen Feehan (08:30): "They found him in the chimney, naked, with his clothes folded at the bottom of the chimney in a locked house, upside down."

These discussions blend true crime elements with the show's signature dark humor, offering both intrigue and laughs.

3. Movie Reviews and Legacy Sequels

Happy Gilmore and Its Sequel: The guests analyze the original "Happy Gilmore" and its sequel, critiquing the changes and the impact of legacy sequels on beloved classics:

Karen Feehan (54:38): "I rewatched it a few months ago with a friend, and it's laugh-out-loud funny."

Critique of Modern Reboots: Zac expresses his frustration with modern remakes and sequels that fail to capture the magic of their originals:

Zach Amico (56:08): "It just seemed like it was more about having cameos."

Discussion on Tim Burton and Other Directors: The conversation touches on directors like Tim Burton and Kevin Smith, exploring their influence on film and personal anecdotes related to their work:

Brandon Collins (58:11): "There’s a documentary called Chasing Amy, and they talk about how Kevin Smith was difficult during that time."

4. Creepy Uber and Ride-Share Experiences

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to sharing unsettling experiences with Uber and other ride-share services.

Brandon's Launch of "What the Film WTF?": Brandon promotes his new series focused on terrible movies, setting the stage for the upcoming discussions.

Zac's Creepy Encounters: Zac recounts a particularly disturbing Uber share experience:

Zach Amico (21:07): "He starts walking up my shirt... and then falls asleep."

Karen's Scary Ride: Karen shares a harrowing story of an Uber ride that turned frightening:

Karen Feehan (46:52): "The guy just started driving so fast... he turned around, and it was the scariest person I've ever seen in my life."

These anecdotes highlight the unpredictable nature of ride-share services, blending horror with humor:

Zach Amico (49:16): "I do that for Uber Eats guys too."

5. Toy or No-Toy: Winnie Harlow Discussion

In the "Toy or No-Toy" segment, the hosts discuss model Winnie Harlow, known for her Vitiligo, mixing genuine appreciation with comedic commentary.

Karen Feehan (69:28): "She's visually aesthetically stunning."

Zach Amico (69:39): "There's something really majestic... it's statuesque."

The discussion touches on perceptions of beauty, the authenticity of appearances, and playful banter about the model's features.

6. Plugging Guests' Projects and Events

Throughout the episode, Zac and Brandon promote their upcoming shows and appearances:

• Brandon Collins:

  Brandon Collins (27:03): "Our first show is on Thursday, September 4th at Littlefield, 7:30pm. Got Lafira Eisenberg, Mike Feeney, and Justin Brown from Media Popcorn on the show."

• Zac Amico:

  Zach Amico (27:56): "I will be with JCW this Friday night at midnight in Rutherford... August 28th Nashville, Tennessee... check out gasdigital.com with promo code ZOO Z O O."

These plugs are seamlessly integrated into the conversation, ensuring listeners are informed about upcoming events without disrupting the show's flow.

7. Advertisements Skipped

In compliance with the request to omit advertisements, the summary excludes segments related to Small Batch Cigar and Kratom promotions found within the transcript.

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Notable Quotes:

• Zach Amico (03:46): "What Illuminati cabal did Bill Cosby sacrifice his TV son to?"
• Karen Feehan (08:30): "They found him in the chimney, naked, with his clothes folded... upside down."
• Zach Amico (21:07): "And I found him sleeping after he tried to teach me how to 'walk'."
• Brandon Collins (27:03): "What the film WTF? where I'm talking about terrible movies and why we love them."
• Karen Feehan (46:52): "The guy just started driving so fast... he turned around, and it was the scariest person I've ever seen in my life."
• Zach Amico (69:44): "Think she looks better with the natural hair."

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Conclusion:

Episode 0031 of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo is a whirlwind of dark humor, true crime discussions, and candid anecdotes about everyday horrors like ride-share experiences. With guests Kerryn Feehan and Brandon Collins, the show balances intense topics with levity, ensuring listeners are both entertained and engaged. From dissecting high-profile criminal cases to critiquing modern movie sequels, the episode encapsulates the unhinged yet entertaining spirit that defines Zac Amico's Morning Zoo.

Transcript

[Zach Amico]

Fill her up.

[Brandon Collins]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.

[Zach Amico]

Wake up, it's time to go. Zach Amico's got a show Animals are here to play Jokes and guests to start your day Tell the sandman no.

[Brandon Collins]

More sleep Eat some eggs and cook.

[Zach Amico]

Some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and join the cre It's a miko morning too Wake up.

[Brandon Collins]

Wake up. The hustler's in the house.

[Zach Amico]

Check him.

[Brandon Collins]

Out, check him out. Get up off your seat.

[Zach Amico]

He'S got.

[Brandon Collins]

A brand new beat when the going.

[Zach Amico]

Gets tough, the tough get rough. Come on, let's go. Come on, let's go. The hustlers in the room. All right, you. We. We go to the show now. God, this is bad. Hi. It's your old pal cousin Zach, the international superstar. Yeah, other boy. And here we are on another edition of the Morning Zoo. That of course was the dearly departed, somewhat controversial Hulk Hogan. You guys know a lot of things I don't agree with. Mostly the wrestling side, but politics, my guy, what can I say, you know, we all have our foibles across the table from me, that's what he called them, foibles. They're like, you got to start calling them foibles across the hills for me. Two very funny people. Somebody joining us? Been friends with her for years and I appreciate every time she gives us her time. It is from the only Phihan show, Karen Feehan. How you doing?

[Karen Feehan]

Happy to be here. Thanks everybody. What's up, Zach?

[Zach Amico]

Thank you for being here. I appreciate you greatly. And joining us is from Medium Popcorn at Drunk Black History, it is our good friend Brandon Collins. How you doing, dude?

[Brandon Collins]

Hey, what's up guys? Happy Monday.

[Zach Amico]

Happy Monday, my friend. How are you doing today?

[Brandon Collins]

I'm exhausted. Yeah, you know, we're getting through it as fuck outside.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's very gross. I've been spending a lot of time here because the air is much better in my. Than my place.

[Brandon Collins]

Oh yeah?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I live in a top floor apartment. It's a whole a hold to do.

[Brandon Collins]

What floor?

[Zach Amico]

6Th and yeah, just a lot of. Lot of creative smells coming up. I. If, if you ever need a goat skull and 85 places to buy costume jewelry. My neighborhood has it covered. But it gets a little swampy.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah, yeah. I had a. I was in Astoria. I had a three story walk up and the second floor is an Indian family. So it's just hot curry. No matter the season.

[Zach Amico]

Just constantly Walton gets a little swampy. So you boys are taking a lot of naps here. It's gonna be a fun day. We got lots of fun stuff to cover. Obviously. Hulk Hogan dead. Not much to say. Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

Did you see all the pictures with them putting people. Putting him, Malcolm, Jamal, Water and Ozzy Osbourne together and like, rip to kings, and it was just like, this is not a good.

[Zach Amico]

So here's my question. What Illuminati cabal did Bill Cosby sacrifice his TV son to? Because had the three of them died in one weekend, that would have been wild. It would have been like, oh, wow, we lost three different kinds of TV dads. Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

Like that. And all with checkered past, to say the least. Surprisingly, only one of them tried to murder their wife. And it's the most beloved one, the one that also shot 14 cats and pretty much okay with it. So I do think Bill Cosby pulled some real fucking hoard of the owl type shit.

[Brandon Collins]

That'd be really dark if he was the last one to go out. Everybody like Felicia Rashad goes like Lisa Bonet goes. And he's still out here with his one eye.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Wait, Bill Cosby's still alive?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

No way.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah, he got off and then.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he's just been out. He's free. He's free range.

[Brandon Collins]

He released a statement.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, that was O.J. o.J.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. O.J.

[Karen Feehan]

Keep getting confused.

[Zach Amico]

It's okay. Don't worry about it.

[Brandon Collins]

They all look the same.

[Karen Feehan]

You know, thank you for saying it.

[Zach Amico]

Ski mask, one eye open.

[Brandon Collins]

You know, black gloves, somebody.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, I was talking to Joe List and he was talking. Sorry to switch topics. O.J. simpson murdering those two innocent people. But the reason he murdered the guy was because he was returning Nicole's glasses to her that she had left at a restaurant. And I don't know, I listened to everything, but I hadn't known that little tidbit.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah. Unfortunate timing.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

To be a good guy right after banging out that puss and then got. I think he got a knife to the throw, right? Like the.

[Karen Feehan]

He almost cut his head off.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So here's a crazy OJ Thing that people don't talk. I. I talk about it ad nauseam. So the people that listen to my horseshit, I apologize. Johnny Cocker got this thrown out of fucking court that they couldn't present it in the trial. O.J. was currently making a pilot called Frogman that was about Navy seals. And he had just undergone training, right Hand to hand, knife, specifically, how to sneak up behind somebody irrelevant and decapitate them.

[Brandon Collins]

Dude, that's what the money goes, man.

[Zach Amico]

Johnny Cochran's like, I feel like that's really gonna lead the jury.

[Karen Feehan]

No, I think it's.

[Zach Amico]

He did it. Yeah. Cause it shows that he did.

[Karen Feehan]

Doesn't work in his favor.

[Brandon Collins]

He's like, hey, the timing, you know, I think it's coincidental at best. Come on.

[Zach Amico]

I actually agree. So some people think David Lynch. That Lost highway and Mulholland Drive are his interpretations. Because he went to the O.J. trial.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He was obsessed with it.

[Brandon Collins]

He was such a weird dude, man.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

To just do a long time.

[Zach Amico]

Like, not a crazy fan.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Over here. I think he kind of pulled the wall over people's eyes a little.

[Brandon Collins]

Okay. You don't.

[Zach Amico]

Like. People would go and see him and then they'd be like, I'm gonna. He's gonna talk about his films. Yeah. And it was just fucking. He was selling transcendental meditation back in the days.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He was hard on that.

[Karen Feehan]

I've seen some clips. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It was like a seven. It was a seminar.

[Karen Feehan]

All of these mechanisms are inside us.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah. It's like working at. We were.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. And so they think that. That his interpretation is that he thinks. He thought. Excuse me. O.J. didn't believe he did it. That O.J.

[Karen Feehan]

Made associated a second person. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

In his head.

[Karen Feehan]

That's what I would do.

[Zach Amico]

That he was so crazy.

[Brandon Collins]

That's what I would say.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. That he made another person.

[Brandon Collins]

It was a rent, though, that I.

[Karen Feehan]

Think I could convince myself to believe that I made another person.

[Zach Amico]

I am so willing to believe it. Think of how many stories we tell as a comic.

[Brandon Collins]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And you change the details of it throughout time.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Every time you tell. Oh, this gets. If I put this in this order or if I say this or I kind of end it with this. When you do that 50 times just for you.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You forget the real. You start to have false memories.

[Brandon Collins]

I mean, he literally said, I'm not black emojis. He already was disassociated.

[Zach Amico]

He was going. Yeah. So I just. Now imagine you told 800 people that story over the course of five days.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I bet you start to remember it the way you told it.

[Brandon Collins]

I mean, I think also when you're confronted with your kids and they're like, did you kill mom? You like, you know, you gotta switch up.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

You gotta go to a different mindset there.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I think he forget. And I actually think the same thing about JonBenet. I think the brother did it and convinced that another person they Never found her body, Right? No, they did. The. That's a fucking.

[Brandon Collins]

Right, That's a whole.

[Zach Amico]

No, no, they found her. The dad found her body and moved her immediately.

[Karen Feehan]

Right.

[Brandon Collins]

I just remember being a kid when that came out.

[Zach Amico]

So they. It was Christmas morning. They supposedly find a note. They've been in a Christmas party, wrote the note. The note was mostly in the mother's handwriting.

[Brandon Collins]

Shit.

[Zach Amico]

However you want to look at that.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

The. Everyone searching for now. This is after she's been gone. The dad walks in holding the body, and it's like, I found her in this room.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, so completely ruins the crime scene.

[Brandon Collins]

Got it.

[Karen Feehan]

Smart.

[Brandon Collins]

She's.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah. Cover the kids, but yeah, they have YouTube bed.

[Brandon Collins]

Then Carrie.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. There was signs of abuse. She was too old to be, like, having little kid bathroom problems that she had. And that's usually a sign of somebody poking around.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then they had. They thought she had been tased because there's little burns on. This is a great way to start the morning. Yeah, I've read a lot about this shit. But they actually found.

[Karen Feehan]

But I thought that somebody had made a little tool like a.

[Zach Amico]

Like a. Oh, no, somebody made a tourniquet.

[Karen Feehan]

Right?

[Zach Amico]

Or not a tourniquet. Whatever it's called a. Garrett.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, that sounds better.

[Zach Amico]

It's like you turn it to choke.

[Karen Feehan]

To choke her. Right, right, right.

[Zach Amico]

But she had these marks on it. They thought she'd been tased, but then they realized it matches the train set, the brotherhood. And they think he was shocking her. Oh.

[Brandon Collins]

Oh, man. I mean, there's a lot of stories like documentaries and shit like that. Like, I watched this documentary called the Imposter about this family can bum, like, rural area. Their son just disappears. Like, the kid just disappears one day. And then a kid, like, in Russia, like, pretends to be that kid.

[Karen Feehan]

He comes to see this. Yep.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

And then it's like. But there's, like, things that the parents, like, the mom would say where he's like, you guys killed this kid. It was like a creepy, like, imposter thing. And then he eventually got caught because he's a Russian kid pretending to be an American Midwest boy and stuff. It's bonkers.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I will do my. The one that freaks me out is the kid that they found in the chimney of the house. Like, this kid goes missing. He's kind of the hippie dippy dude. Either his brother's best friend dies and he gets real dark. Starts kind of taking long walks and shit. They find him. He's missing for years.

[Brandon Collins]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

They find him because there was a bunch of houses in the neighborhood that were abandoned. They find him in the chimney, naked, with his clothes folded at the bottom of the chimney in a locked house, upside down.

[Karen Feehan]

That's so creepy.

[Zach Amico]

The wrong way. So, like, they find him the wrong way down the chimney, and they're like, suicide. Can you look up the guy I'm talking about? Is he the Grinch? What was he doing? It's such a. Like, we don't know how to approach this, so we're going to politely wash our hands of whatever the fuck happened.

[Brandon Collins]

That sounds like a David Fincher film. Yeah, that's like, fucking crazy.

[Karen Feehan]

Sounds like satanic.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's one of those things where it's like, fuck, if we weren't going to find out the day this happened, we're not going to. Like the black kid they found in the wrestling mat.

[Brandon Collins]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Which, like, the more you look at it, you want to be like, oh, yeah, he was looking for his shoes. And then you're like, oh, no, he was in school at FBI, there's kids. Yeah, there's so many. That one's not good.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Wait, what did you say? He was what, with the FBI.

[Zach Amico]

So it was. We're doing a lot of stories. I apologize.

[Karen Feehan]

I like it. I like it.

[Zach Amico]

I'm learning. Yeah, yeah. Kid gets.

[Karen Feehan]

I'm gonna watch all this. I can't wait to look. I can't stop thinking about the train stuff.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, neither could she. Choo choo and crazy.

[Brandon Collins]

Like, just to find that evidence. And then it's like, oh, don't worry about that. Like, it's just. We have fun.

[Zach Amico]

The story I was just talking about was a kid, black kid, and he gets found, goes missing. Found upside down, dead, rolled up in a wrestling mat in his high school. Now, his shoes were at the bottom of it. And some people say that instead of going to their locker, people would throw their shoes at the bottom of the mats and go get them. After practice. He went upside down because his. Fell in. Fell in upside down. Nobody heard him. But then you find out botched autopsy. Went to school, was definitely in an altercation that day with a kid whose parents were in the FBI. And when they dug him up for the re. Autopsy, and this is not. They tried to sensationalize this more full of newspaper, but that's not that uncommon because most of the time when they do a big autopsy, if they can't fit everything back in, they don't put anything back in in order. They just fill you up.

[Karen Feehan]

Just Stuffing.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Like, we might.

[Zach Amico]

They're like, this was in the right order when we started, but he was full of newspaper. And they think they might have gotten rid of his brain because it showed signs of trauma. Shannon, I know I mentioned so much. Do you have the kid that was found in the chimney just losing a brain? Yes.

[Karen Feehan]

Can't prove he ever had one.

[D]

Yes. So I have the chimney kid.

[Zach Amico]

Hold on. And if I got shit wrong on these, please correct me.

[D]

No, it's pretty much right. Except the only thing is that they didn't rule it as a suicide. They ruled it as an accidental death.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[D]

But there. There was. I don't know. I'm just trying to skim the article quickly. But they do say that there was, like, a cover over the top of the chimney so that, like, raccoons and stuff wouldn't come in. But, yeah, like you said, in order for him to get in, it would have to go from the top.

[Zach Amico]

Do they have, like, a diagram of how he was found?

[D]

Let me see.

[Zach Amico]

Because he would literally have had to put his feet in and then back up. Up it.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Like, the positioning is not even counterintuitive.

[Brandon Collins]

Maybe he's a gymnast.

[Karen Feehan]

I sometimes watch videos of people that are stuck in caves, but they get.

[Zach Amico]

Out or washing machines or garbage disposals, and they have to call their stepdad.

[Karen Feehan]

Different website. Zach.

[Brandon Collins]

127 hours. Could y' all ever, like, do that where you get caught under a rock and you.

[Zach Amico]

That movie would be called 20 minutes. I killed myself with the rock.

[Karen Feehan]

I think if I was desperate enough, I could chew my own arm off or whatever.

[Brandon Collins]

But what about, like, cutting, like. Like, he cuts raw with a pocket knife.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah. If I realized that it was the only way I had a shot, I think I could do it.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know if I'm honest.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah. I'd be like you. I'd be like, it's. I'm gonna stab myself.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If I'm gonna go through all that, I'm gonna bleed out.

[Karen Feehan]

I'd be like. I like to be honest with you.

[Zach Amico]

I'm gonna have a heart attack. Thinking about it.

[Karen Feehan]

I feel like I could tie my arm off to the point where it got numb enough that I could then cut it off, and then the bleeding wouldn't be that bad, and then I would just run for my life.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah, but I don't know if you'd be able to have, like, figure out a way to, like, make it that tight, though. You know what I mean? Because you were missing an arm. So you would have to use my.

[Karen Feehan]

Other arm and then. And my mouth.

[Zach Amico]

Your mouth?

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

What that mouth do, girl, knocks all.

[Zach Amico]

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[D]

I don't have an image, but they said he was found in a fetal position.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, whoa.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

Upside down.

[Karen Feehan]

Even weirder.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's. And then as far as the wrestling mat kid, what do we have?

[D]

So you're correct in. He was found inside a vertical rolled up gym mat in Georgia. Hold on, I just started looking that one up. Do you have a question specifically about it?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Was it the newspaper thing? Right. Hold on.

[Brandon Collins]

Imagine being stuffed full of newspaper just like.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I mean the whole idea of everything they do to you. Like you forget that, like your jaws wired shut so that in the middle of the funeral you don't go. Really? Yeah. They have things called death rattles where like there's still going on in you. Yeah. Like I. Our friend, we have a friend that worked at a morgue, Lori.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

And I mean I would call her friend. I don't know if you know her as well as I do. Yeah, she comic and okay. She said. Yeah. Sometimes it'll be the middle of the Night. And one just goes, no, they have, like, gas and shit in them.

[D]

Okay. So the funeral home that processed the body said they never received the internal organs from the coroner and that the body was stuffed with newspapers. The organs were said to have been, quote, destroyed through natural process and discarded by the prosecutor before the body was sent back to the home.

[Karen Feehan]

That's weird.

[Brandon Collins]

Imagine this kid, like, was an organ donor. And the Oregon donor specialist is like, all right, let's get it open. And it's just paper.

[Zach Amico]

Like, Detroit needs a newspaper. Oh, man. Sorry.

[Brandon Collins]

What blood type is this?

[Zach Amico]

Sorry about your liver, but I got your birdcage taken care of for the next few weeks.

[D]

It also says that they found surveillance tape from 35 cameras that covered the gym and that there were two hours and five minutes of footage that was missing.

[Karen Feehan]

That's how long it took to wrap him up.

[Brandon Collins]

Or maybe those organs.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, and put in the newspapers. Like, wait, dude, mostly crosswords. So he has something to do in hell. I'm just kidding.

[Zach Amico]

All right, we got a bunch of silly things to talk about today. So this one, this one. We'll lighten it up a little. Silly enough already. Go from murder to drugs. Researchers find cocaine in every single shrimp tested in England's water.

[Karen Feehan]

In England?

[Zach Amico]

All the shrimp in England have cocaine in them.

[Karen Feehan]

Wait, that's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Which also explains a lot about my deck.

[Brandon Collins]

That also explains why some people consider seafood in London.

[Zach Amico]

That makes sense, Shannon.

[Brandon Collins]

Something about the shrimp.

[D]

So they were looking to prove how there was presence of micropollutants in aquatic wildlife. So they picked, like, 13 different locations to sample water from. And the one thing that they all had in common was that they all tested positive. Positive for cocaine. And several others tested positive for ketamine, Xanax and Valium.

[Zach Amico]

Nice.

[Brandon Collins]

What? That's wild.

[Zach Amico]

Now, am I being presumptuous? When I was would assume it's people flushing it.

[D]

I think that's it. Yeah. Because there were also, like, pesticides, other pharmaceuticals. So, yeah, I think that's what it's from.

[Brandon Collins]

You don't want that cocaine shrimp at Red Lobster, though. No, that would be a problem.

[Zach Amico]

Well, they say the CI introduced crack shrimp in the 80s to get black people hooked on Red Lobster. It's called the Cheddar Bay Project.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah, I was gonna say it's gotta be the biscuits.

[Zach Amico]

It's the Cheddar Bay Project. And, you know, it drove them out of business. No community college graduation party was safe ever again.

[Brandon Collins]

All you can eat and no future.

[Zach Amico]

Because they said something about crocodiles in The. In the sewers have cocaine in them from people flushing.

[Karen Feehan]

I remember that. Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

Oh, just eating the bricks.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. It'd be such a sad day. I've never had a flush.

[Brandon Collins]

Oh, to have to flush down your stash. Alligators.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Just think about good fellas. $80,000.

[Karen Feehan]

Karen. Why'd you do that?

[Zach Amico]

It's all we had.

[Karen Feehan]

Why'd you do that?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, that's brutal.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

And you get what from Paulie? Like, what, $2,000.

[Zach Amico]

That's it. I had an incident, let's say a couple months ago, on the road, being a few cohorts on a show. Split. Split a nice sized bag.

[Brandon Collins]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And then broke it into smaller bags for each of us. And I had a tool. And I went away from where everybody was. Imagine, like a locker room, and I have my tool in the bag. And I know the security guard had forgotten his walkie talkie on the ledge right behind where I was sitting. So it went off, and I thought it was a policeman.

[Karen Feehan]

No.

[Zach Amico]

I stand there in full clown makeup.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, no, that's a little spoon in a bag.

[Zach Amico]

And I hear the thing, and I go, ah. And I stab through the entire bag.

[Brandon Collins]

Oh, shit.

[Zach Amico]

And it just spills everywhere.

[Karen Feehan]

That's so hard because you're like, what do I do? I salvaged. What do I do?

[Zach Amico]

I tried to scoop it up and put it in my Xanax bottle, my Zoloft bottle. So then all I had was Zoloft. Encrusted.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah. Oh, man. I remember so many nights of just, like, the emptiness of the bag and just rubbing it all over my gums and being like, there's got to be more, dude.

[Zach Amico]

The creepiest. I don't know if he still works there. There was a kid who worked at the Creek in Austin. Okay. I don't know if he worked there. He was a photographer. He was a nice guy. Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

They always are.

[Zach Amico]

But he just, like, he wanted to hang out in the green room exclusively.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And we didn't, like, know him.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But he was like, oh, I'm the photographer. Like, he just walked into the green room.

[Brandon Collins]

Did he go into that back door?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah. Like, where you're like, where'd you come from?

[Zach Amico]

He's like, I'm the photographer. I'm like, cool.

[Karen Feehan]

He just starts taking selfies of himself.

[Zach Amico]

And he was trying to take pictures of us, like, hanging out in the back.

[Karen Feehan]

And we were, like, candid. Every time you guys go to do a bump. Smile. Stop it. Nerd.

[Zach Amico]

And he Was like, yeah, you know, your boy Shane was here a few weeks ago. This is right after Shane did a special, and one of his goons kicked me out for being back here. I'm like, yeah, he was filming a special, right? Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

He doesn't know you.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

You're also like, we don't know you.

[Zach Amico]

Broke. So that he's just. He just won't leave. And me and the other comic I'm with, I don't want to expose. It's not Lois, though.

[Brandon Collins]

Okay?

[Zach Amico]

Really not. I'm not making a joke. And the other comic, we gotta get rid of this guy. And he's. The guy's like, oh, do you guys need some coke? And we're like, yes. Yes, we do. And the other con was like, yes, we do, fella. Right? So that sounds great. This kid hands us.

[Brandon Collins]

I wonder who it is.

[Karen Feehan]

Will never guess.

[Zach Amico]

This kid hands us two empty bags.

[Karen Feehan]

I hate him.

[Zach Amico]

And goes, you can break them up and rub them on your gums.

[Karen Feehan]

I hate him.

[Zach Amico]

And I went.

[Karen Feehan]

I would punch him.

[Zach Amico]

What? He goes, yeah, I finished these a few days ago, but I kept them in my bag.

[Karen Feehan]

What a fucking loser. Get your fucking boogers away from me, you dork.

[Zach Amico]

What?

[Karen Feehan]

He just starts snot rocketing at you. These are good.

[Zach Amico]

These are still good. And he literally gave us two empty. He's like, you can rub these on your gums. And we're like, no, beat it.

[Karen Feehan]

I'm gonna rub them together, start a fire, and then light you on fire.

[Zach Amico]

Absolutely. Fucking beat it.

[Karen Feehan]

Lose.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, it made me so bad. It was so insult.

[Karen Feehan]

And then so cool when people actually have drugs.

[Zach Amico]

And then the other comic, whose accent I will not do this time was like, are you a fucking lunatic?

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He was so much madder than I was. He's like, are you a lunatic who offers people the empty bag? That's like asking if we wanted a beer and being like, here's a can.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah. It's like saying that to Conor McGregor. Fucking headbutt.

[Zach Amico]

Insane action.

[Brandon Collins]

You guys kicked him out after that, right?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Get out.

[Zach Amico]

That was the end of the. My favorite.

[Brandon Collins]

I love the creek and everything, but, like, that back, that green room is way too open.

[Karen Feehan]

Like, it's like when somebody hands you a joint, it's like, it's Delta 8. But it's okay. It's not okay. It's not okay.

[Zach Amico]

It's never okay.

[Karen Feehan]

It's not okay, though.

[Zach Amico]

I will tell you, I got gummies at the creek that were supposed to be 1 milligram each.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I'M like, oh, obviously I need to take like, like 17. Dude. They me. I don't know what they want.

[Karen Feehan]

I don't want to do that. I can't. I can't.

[Brandon Collins]

Were you least coherent like we were performing or was it just like one of those.

[Zach Amico]

No, I thank God took him when I got off.

[Brandon Collins]

Okay. Yeah. You don't wanna.

[Zach Amico]

But yeah, I was. Silly Billy.

[Brandon Collins]

We were just painting the town red after that.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. That green room is weird because I've had times where like, we've been sitting there and either kids from the next show show up early.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And start digging through the food already.

[Karen Feehan]

I'm like, back up.

[Zach Amico]

Come on.

[Karen Feehan]

Like, yeah, yeah, you're on the.

[Zach Amico]

Does your show have a cater. Usually when you do this show, is there. Is there food back here?

[Brandon Collins]

There is a weird vibe with out of towners in Austin comics.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

They have like, kind of like a little like. Because I had drunk black history down there, like in March. And there's like a vibe like, who the fuck is this guy? How do you pack out this room? It's like, hey, like.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's very weird. Or they're like, in a pack. Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

There's a big group in the back just watching.

[Zach Amico]

Or like, somebody, you know, will come with like, their Austin pet. Like some like a girl comic. But she'll have a pet down there that's like her Austin girl.

[Karen Feehan]

Are you talking about me? No, I was like, mine are boys.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And they kind of just post up in the green room again. It's always very weird.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

I love that venue, though.

[Zach Amico]

Like, it's a space.

[Brandon Collins]

Like, the food is awesome and they have the Mindy wall, you know, I mean, that's just a. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

No, the only thing I missed about the old creek was all the pictures in the bathroom so that you could. When you got drunk, you could pee on people that you didn't like. Not that I ever did that a bunch.

[Brandon Collins]

I missed the tacos, though. I do miss the tacos.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, I used to eat the flautas all the time too. Yeah. I guess the sliders at the new creek are good.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I like everything. I mean, I'm just. I'm a drinker, so they take good care of me.

[Brandon Collins]

Very generous, but yes.

[Zach Amico]

So keeping it moving, actually. Let's get plugs out of the way. Hit that plug music in the booth. Mr. Collins, you got a project I know you want to speak about. Please give yourself some. Give yourself some plugs. Doug. Yes.

[Brandon Collins]

Yes. I'm starting a new series at Littlefield in Brooklyn, New York, called what the film wtf? Where I'm talking about terrible movies and why we love them with comedians, entertainers, podcasters. Our first show is on Thursday, September 4th at Littlefield, 7:30pm Got Lafira Eisenberg, Mike Feeney, and the homie Justin Brown from Media Popcorn on the show. We're doing movie karaoke, doing some fun movie effects, and we're talking about 90s movies. That's the theme for the first show. So all that's available at Frodo blackens.com you can follow me on Instagram at Frodo Underscore Blackens.

[Zach Amico]

Very, very cool. Let's see him.

[Karen Feehan]

August 1st and 2nd, I'm at the Drop in South Bend, Indiana. August 7th, I'm in Lake Charles, Louisiana. August 8th, I'm headlining the Lafayette, Louisiana. I'm sorry, the Lafayette Comedy Festival. That's gonna be really fun. And then August 9th and 10th, I'm headlining the Windy City Comedy Festival. Doing some panels, judging some roast battle.

[Zach Amico]

Should be good. Very cool. If you guys want to see me online, go to my Instagram @zackisnotfunny. For all my dates, go to Punk Shop Live. Zachamiko. I will be with JCW this Friday night at midnight in Rutherford. Then the gathering of the Juggalos. I am on tour with my good buddy J. Wall and I got dates coming up if you want to bring it up. Boom. August 28th, Nashville, Tennessee. The 29th, Pulaski, Tennessee. August 30th, Williamsburg, Ohio. August 31st, Lexington, Kentucky. That's all me and my good buddy J. Wall go to Punchup Live. Zach Nico for those tickets. And if you love the show, go to gasdigital.com use that promo code, ZOO Z O O. You save yourself a little money each month off your subscription. You get episodes early ad free and uncensored. You get access to the live chat and the archives. Thousands of episodes of all your favorite gas digital podcasts from over the years. And thank you so much for tuning in to the program. All right, very interesting on your guys's opinion on this. I have finally gotten Mrs. Amico to admit that when she orders an Uber and it's a woman, she goes, ah, fuck yes. And I feel like that is a collective experience.

[Karen Feehan]

Okay. Some things women are better at.

[Zach Amico]

And I don't. I mean, specifically New York City. Driving.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

On the road, it doesn't bother me as much.

[Brandon Collins]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

But for some reason, I just had a collection of bad experiences where I'm like, this chick's trying Out Uber and it ain't working.

[Brandon Collins]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. The worst of which I've said before, I had a chick stop in the middle of a four way intersection, turn off the car and start crying.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And she goes, I shouldn't do this.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah. But it's like, when is it our turn? When is it your turn?

[Brandon Collins]

Jesus Christ. So I haven't had that experience like in LA though. It's a good looking Uber driver. You're in trouble.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

It's like somebody who wants to be a model or actor and they're like driving for Uber.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah. They're probably on their way to the Comedy Store after they drop you off.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Dude, I'm telling you. Give me a, give me an old Indian guy in what used to be his limo or give me Chinese in a passenger van.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah, okay.

[Zach Amico]

That is a fucking solid ride. Yeah, they're gonna, they're gonna fucking nail it. All right. This ain't the Fung Hua. They're not decapitating anybody.

[Brandon Collins]

Sound like an older white guy. Because they just keep themselves. They go from A to B because sometimes you get some international folks and they don't even know how to read visually.

[Zach Amico]

See?

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, I agree with you. Give me like a New York. Give me an old school New York dude who's like, fuck that gps. I. To get us there faster. Yeah, give me that guy.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Recently I had a guy taking me to a liquor store and he goes, that's not the one you want to go to.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I go, which one? He goes, I'll take you. He goes, and you know what? I'll wait in the parking lot. I'll drive you back.

[Brandon Collins]

Oh, nice.

[Zach Amico]

And he took me to this baller, like grocery store, liquor store. He's like, I'll take you around the corner if you need groceries.

[Karen Feehan]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

He was the best. I threw him like, I threw him like another 20. Hell yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

He was just the nicest to like a tropical island. Everybody's always like, oh, we got to do this. And it's going to be so hard getting around without a car. And I'm like, every time I've gone to a tropical island, I meet taxi daddy. Day one, you got his business card and he's your guy. Like the whole time you're there, he's. Five minutes. Five minutes. I got you. I got you. It's great.

[Zach Amico]

That must be pretty luxurious.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's nice.

[Brandon Collins]

That's nice. I don't have a. I don't get taxi, mommy.

[Zach Amico]

No.

[Brandon Collins]

I sometimes get taxi granddads.

[Zach Amico]

Sometimes, if I'm good. Yeah, yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Men and women are. Have their skill sets. Last night I went out to eat and we had a male server and he was so bad. And I think it's because women are very good at keeping multiple things in their head at once. Orders, this, that. And guys, you're a little more singular. You might do like one thing right, but you can't. You have a hard time. Like, if we throw.

[Zach Amico]

I think women can be more detail oriented. Yeah, I think that's.

[Brandon Collins]

They care more. They ask a lot of clarifying questions. Guys. We're like, we'll figure it out.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah. They put themselves in the position of the diner too. And like, so they anticipate needs.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I think that's very fair. Yeah. So, yeah. Uber unveils a new women preferences feature for drivers and riders. Shannon, tell us about it, please.

[D]

So they are. So they've already rolled this out in some other countries. Apparently they started out in Saudi Arabia in 2019.

[Karen Feehan]

What? As a prank, Aren't they not allowed to drive there? Just kidding.

[Zach Amico]

It's just the button that says no and no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

It's just the rest of women that are driving like, hey, you're breaking the law, bitch.

[D]

So they're about to start rolling it out in US cities, starting out with la, Detroit and San Francisco.

[Brandon Collins]

Those make sense.

[D]

And so it's women can request female drivers. And I think according to the title, because it doesn't always say this in the article, but it seems like possibly drivers can also select female passengers, but only women. Only women. Then comes in. The whole trans thing, though, like, are they going to start to, like, play this in a weird way.

[Brandon Collins]

I was gonna say that. But also, like the whole, like, inaccurate, like, y' all ever order Uber eats? And it's like, it's like Lisa's dropping off your food and it's a big ass dude named Daryl. You're like, that ain't lining up.

[Zach Amico]

Like, either she's in the car, which I don't always believe.

[Brandon Collins]

No.

[Zach Amico]

Or he got his account banned.

[Brandon Collins]

Exactly.

[Zach Amico]

And he got his chick or a sister or somebody. Because I think a lot of people split that account sometimes. Especially if nobody's legal.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah, but how do you account for that? You know what I mean? Like on this thing.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no, I have the exact same with eats more than anything. I would say more than half the time. They say it's a chick, it's a dude.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah, yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Did you see the video of the Uber driver groping the girl?

[Zach Amico]

No, but Shannon.

[Karen Feehan]

That'S another porn search of mine. But he I guess was like, well, she was wasted. And he was like, you know, helping her back to like get to her doorway or whatever. But you just see him, he's just behind her, just like, oh God, I.

[Brandon Collins]

Gotta help you with the gravity.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. While she's looking for. She's like, I can't find it. And he's like, you live here. It's not funny.

[Zach Amico]

By the way, as someone who has had to walk a blacked out girl back to her house and not fuck her.

[Karen Feehan]

Sometimes that's all you gotta grab onto.

[Zach Amico]

No, sometimes you don't wanna be the one to say, I know where your credit card is. It's in your tits. And I saw you put it there before. And I know it's in your tits and you don't know it's in your tits. And you've been blacked out since you paid for both our drinks.

[Karen Feehan]

You don't know and you don't know that I know.

[D]

Is this the one, Karen?

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He's walking her by the tents.

[Karen Feehan]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Like he's teaching her how to walk.

[Karen Feehan]

Crazy. Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

Or stand up, girl.

[Karen Feehan]

Stitches driver appears to be groping his past. Appears to be allegedly to her front.

[Zach Amico]

Door.

[Karen Feehan]

Draped around her neck. And you can hear her dog barking in inside her house. Get out. My mom's.

[Zach Amico]

Are you an Uber driver?

[Brandon Collins]

Oh my God.

[Karen Feehan]

He put his hands around her waist.

[Zach Amico]

What? Company. Oh, lift. Lifted. Lift.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, he's sober as a goat too.

[Brandon Collins]

Make sure you get on.

[Karen Feehan]

Now the wife. Gross is speaking out. I was so, so intoxicated. I was falling over.

[Zach Amico]

Well, he kept you up.

[Karen Feehan]

And to know that, that someone would take advantage of someone in that state, it's unimaginable. Says she was heading home after a night.

[D]

Do you want to keep going?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Okay.

[Karen Feehan]

She just had the most amazing night. There's a lot of drinks involved. So her friend ordered a lift to take her home.

[Zach Amico]

Well, he is lifting them.

[Karen Feehan]

The driver grabbing you like that. Did you have any recollection of that? I actually selected a non groping ride. Lauren tries to. You open the door?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. No, no, no. You're putting in the wrong way.

[Karen Feehan]

The lift driver didn't park his car outside of Lauren's house. He actually parked it down the street. One of Lauren's neighbors went outside to check out the suspicious car and heard the commotion on Lauren's front foot to see if everything was okay.

[Zach Amico]

Steve, I love you. You're welcome. I just want to make sure everything's all she says.

[Karen Feehan]

She loves him and he can't go to second base with her. Come on.

[Zach Amico]

They're talking about the neighbor.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, took off. Do you feel your neighbor saved you? Absolutely. The next morning, Lauren saw the video on her home surveillance camera and went to police. I had to call my daughter. I was so embarrassed to tell her how drunk I was. And she immediately was like, mom, no, that wasn't your fault. You. He should have never done that to you. What's been the hardest part of this, Lauren, for you? Pause realizing that? My nipples.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that was.

[Brandon Collins]

Can we.

[Zach Amico]

85% not your fault.

[Karen Feehan]

What's the hardest part for you? My nipple. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Obviously, it's not her fault for what happened. Yeah, but you're also a grown woman.

[Brandon Collins]

You're drunk out to the point where you can't get from the car to.

[Zach Amico]

Your house, where you can't get your keys.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That ain't a good look.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

I mean, that guy. That is humiliating. Like, that guy. Like, you're such a fucking loser. Like, you can't find some consenting tits out there.

[Zach Amico]

It is very sad.

[Brandon Collins]

Like, you're a dork with that manicure.

[Zach Amico]

Beer.

[Brandon Collins]

Come on, man. You can at least get some chicken. Like, you know, TGI Fridays.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah. Like this. Yeah. She's giving, like, When a Man Loves a Woman, you know that Meg Ryan.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah. It's just like she was giving 90s.

[Brandon Collins]

Like, Robert Dairo love interest vibes.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you now. It is very. It's not good. It's a terrible thing that happened.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But like, many have said, if she got in the wheel, behind the wheel of a car and killed somebody, she wouldn't go. It's not my. I mean, the car.

[Karen Feehan]

That's a good point. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It's a bad. It's a bad sitch all around.

[Karen Feehan]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

And yes, by the way, if I were her. You press charges. I don't know if you go to the news.

[Karen Feehan]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

Because that's a tough one.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah. Because. Yeah. That's your kind of. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing for your daughter.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Shannon, is there any more?

[Brandon Collins]

Especially for your neighbor.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah. It's like Shannon's like, yeah, he comes.

[D]

There'S another minute left.

[Zach Amico]

That's all I need.

[Karen Feehan]

It could have. It could have been worse. And I just keep playing it back in my head. He got in my house.

[Zach Amico]

He walks through the background in his underwear, eating cereal.

[Karen Feehan]

We don't have the kind of evidence that we have in Lauren's case. And I think that the ring camera Truly saved her. She says she plans to file a lawsuit against Lyft. It was really terrifying and very disturbing to look at. That's why Lyft's spokesperson says the behavior described has no place in the Lyft community or our society. We take reports of sexual assault very seriously. These allegations are in violation of our terms of service. And as soon as we were made aware of this incident, we deactivated the driver and he created a new profile with his girlfriend's image.

[Zach Amico]

One of his seven brothers who he looks identically like.

[Brandon Collins]

It's so easy just to like.

[Zach Amico]

It looks like the fucking 12 pictures of the hijackers. We just fucking scroll one over onto the fucking profile.

[Brandon Collins]

Because what you can do is you can sign up for Uber Eats as a drive as a driver and say you have a bike.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

Like, even if your license is suspended. And it's so shady how that could work, man. It's crazy, the betting that doesn't happen.

[Karen Feehan]

You guys should try cooking.

[Brandon Collins]

You can't cook Taco Bell.

[Zach Amico]

What do you do on the. What do you do on the. Do you eat, like, real food on the road?

[Karen Feehan]

On the road? I try to eat out. I eat at restaurants, you know, but when I do Uber Eats, it's. I'm usually at a hotel and I make them, you know, bring it to the front desk. I don't know. I'm not getting grope. I know Uber Eats driver.

[Zach Amico]

I've had. I was in the middle of Illinois doing a gig, and we were like, in shit's. Felt like it was bad, like gunshots and.

[Brandon Collins]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

And I ordered something, and the guy literally wouldn't get out of the car. He made me come to the lobby and I'm a piece of. Like, if I have a shirt on, you're lucky. So I'm going, I'm barefoot, shirt, no undies, act. Yeah, yeah. No one can tell. And I go, he wouldn't get out of the car. He's in the passenger seat. Another guy's in the front. The guy in the front seat undoes his window and he passes my food over the other guys and goes, yo, big man, you got a cigarette?

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

And I go, nah, man. He goes. He goes, no, you don't smoke. And I was like, nah, man. He's like, forget you, and drives off.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

Right?

[Brandon Collins]

That's some top. A service.

[Zach Amico]

And I'm like, that's great. I said it to the kid that booked me. I'm like, fucking terrible. Uber Eats services. He's like, oh, no one does Uber eats here. Those are drug dealers.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they pick up one order every half because it took forever. Because they pick up one order every half an hour, 45 minutes, and then they do all their stops.

[Karen Feehan]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

And that way, because they had like a nice car and they're like. Because they were two well dressed black guys in a nice car, they're gonna get pulled over. So they literally just show we're doing Uber Eats.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, that's.

[Brandon Collins]

That's not bad.

[Zach Amico]

And I was like, oh, of course. That's brilliant.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Have you ever had the delivery guy try to sell you weed?

[Brandon Collins]

No.

[Karen Feehan]

Lucky.

[Zach Amico]

I've had me and Mrs. Amica hotel room Pizza. And I want to say the name of the place because it's a famous pizza place and the guy asked if we needed weed too.

[Karen Feehan]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

Shout Out Tony Baloney. My favorite pizza place.

[Brandon Collins]

Holy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

I've never been offered drugs. I'm an Uber driver.

[Zach Amico]

I get offered drugs all the time. I got offered coke and an Uber share years ago. Wow. Remember Sebastian Shannon?

[D]

Yes, of course I do.

[Zach Amico]

I got it. I used to take Uber shares all the time because I like feeling better than people when I don't have the money. And it was always a nightmare. Like, it was always like couples that were hammered and fighting or like a guy thinks he's going home with a girl and she put another address in and he's just sadly in the car now. I watched a bunch of that black girls always arguing. Because black and Spanish girls, no arguing that they're not getting dropped off of their door. Because Cher used to be. You had to walk a block or two and every single black or Spanish chick have the argument. And he goes, you don't make me walk. I'm pregnant.

[Brandon Collins]

It was the go to Connecticut.

[Zach Amico]

It was the Go to pregnant was the fucking game changer. Well, my favorite was I'm in a Uber chair, come back from my buddy's house, and I don't know what the fucking route was, but we had to go into Manhattan to go back into Brooklyn. It was like one of these fucking awful. It was going to take forever. And this kid, five bucks hammered and his name was Sebastian. I know that because he told me 85 times. And he was so fucking drunk, he kept falling asleep and asking where we were.

[Brandon Collins]

Oh, shit.

[Zach Amico]

And I would be like, oh, we're in this. And he's like, oh, okay. And then at one point he goes. And I had on like a vinyl jacket, like a windbreaker type jacket with the Misfits logo. Are You a musician? And I'm like, no, man, I work in entertainment, but I'm not. I don't do anything cool. He's like, oh, okay. And then he wakes up. He's like, what's the name of your record label? And I'm like, I don't own a record label. He's like, you say you owned a record label? I'm like, nah, man. He's like, all right, fuck you. So then he wakes up, asks me if I want to come over for dinner.

[Karen Feehan]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

It's 4:30 in the morning.

[Karen Feehan]

He's cooking.

[Zach Amico]

And then he goes, do you need some coke? And I was like, what? He's like, I'll give you some right now. And then he. I mean, this guy was. This guy's way out of my league, too. There is no reason for this behavior. Snakes his hand up, up my knee, all the way to inside thigh.

[Brandon Collins]

That's why he was asking about dinner.

[Zach Amico]

On ball.

[Karen Feehan]

What?

[Zach Amico]

Thigh on ball, in between brushes dick and goes, I'll do anything you want.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

And I was like, what? And the driver now is looking in the mirror at me like this. And I'm looking at him going. And he goes, just, you know, just don't tell anybody about it. And if you need some coke first, let me know. And then falls asleep. And I push him back to the other side, get him back to his house. And now he has forgotten that I'm there and is now trying to get the driver to come over for dinner. Takes the driver's phone number, screenshots it, and the entire way back to my house, after he dropped Sebastian off, he kept calling the driver, screaming, I thought you were having dinner with me.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

Wow.

[Karen Feehan]

So funny.

[Brandon Collins]

That's nuts, man.

[Karen Feehan]

That's crazy.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So I can only imagine what happens to a hot woman.

[Brandon Collins]

You kind of understand why they want to do that. Preference.

[Zach Amico]

But, yeah, I mean, Uber.

[Brandon Collins]

Uber shares were the Wild west, man. You never knew what you were going.

[Zach Amico]

To get, like, oh, they were great.

[Brandon Collins]

Sometimes you get people that, like, don't want to be around other people, like, physically.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

So they're like, but you ordered this.

[Zach Amico]

I had a lady cry because we had to make my stop first because she was going, like, all the way uptown, and she was like, call Uber and say, I need to go first. I will miss my day of work. And then the lady's like, I have to listen to the app, and this is close. She goes, he's not God. Then she cried. She goes, I need you to call to Me. I need you to call Uber to say you go that I go first.

[Karen Feehan]

Call them.

[Zach Amico]

I'm like, do you want me to. I was like, lady, you ordered a share.

[Brandon Collins]

It's so uncomfortable to put me in that position.

[Zach Amico]

And she was just sobbing. Yeah. Oh, so many share stories, dude. It was always a nightmare, and I. It was so worth saving $10. Hey, guys. Today's episode is brought to you by our good friends@you kratom.com Home of the 60 kilo. If you do Kratom. If you don't do it, don't start on my account. But if you use Kratom, there's only one place on earth to purchase it from, and that's our good [e-mail] why? Because they have the best strains, the best customer service, and they're the marquee sponsor of everything we do here at the network. So stop going to bodegas, smoke shops, or gas stations and get a little bit of Kratom at a time. And you barely even know what's in there when yocratum.com has the best deal in the world of kratom. $60 for a full kilo delivered right to your gosh darn door. There's no promo code needed. Why? Because the deal's already that great. $60 for a kilo. Get the F out of town one more time, guys. That's you, kratom.com. home of the 60 kilo. Now let's get back in to the show, spook.

[Brandon Collins]

Did y' all ever have an Uber where you were, like, legit afraid for your safety?

[Karen Feehan]

I had a cab once where I was really scared. I got in, and the guy just started driving so fat. Like, the fastest I've ever been in a car. And I. I tapped on his shoulder and I was like, sir. I was like, what's going on? I was like, it's like, you're being crazy.

[Zach Amico]

He tapped me on the back of the head.

[Karen Feehan]

I'm like, how you want me to get you off if you keep stopp short? I have a concussion. But no, I. I tapped him on the shoulder. I was like, dude, like, what is going on? You're driving so fast. And he turned around, and it was the scariest person I've ever seen in my life. Like, exorcist vibes.

[Zach Amico]

And he was like, shut the up.

[Karen Feehan]

And I got out at the next light. I just ran out of the car. I was so scared.

[Brandon Collins]

You were in Dominican Republic.

[Karen Feehan]

I was in Manhattan.

[Brandon Collins]

I had my God.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, the opposite of that where I had a crazy high Uber driver and I was trying to get back, I think from my sister in law's old house in Staten island. And the traffic was horrendous. I. I remember it was backed up for it. Said it was gonna be like a three hour route.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And this guy looks at me and he's. He's a guido and a half. And he's got the techno going. He's got the Italian flag and the car is gizzled out. And he looks at me and my boy's got the sniffles. Oh, no. My boy had some nasal leakage going on. And he looks at me and goes, hey, you mind if I be a real asshole about this? And I go, what does that have? What's that? And he goes, I'm gonna take the fucking shoulder the whole way. And I mean, we are in bumper to bumper.

[Karen Feehan]

Oh, wow.

[Zach Amico]

God bless this dumb guinea.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

This. He was. Must have been fiending for me to get out of this car.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because he drove. I mean, we got there in a half an hour.

[Brandon Collins]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

On the. Doing 65 on the shoulder. It was harrowing.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I did it.

[Brandon Collins]

Get pulled over.

[Zach Amico]

Loved it.

[Brandon Collins]

That's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, it was the best, dude. I feel like I think I gave him 20 bucks and two joints. I carry like a little metal joint container. And sometimes if I could tell somebody's cool, like an Uber or something, I'll be like, do you want a joint? It'll be like my extra tip.

[Brandon Collins]

Oh, man, that's. That must show me as an Uber drive. Like, I did some good.

[Zach Amico]

I do that for Uber eats guys too.

[Brandon Collins]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Because I keep it by the door. So you're a movie guy?

[Brandon Collins]

Yes, yes.

[Zach Amico]

Did anyone else sit through Happy Gilmore too?

[Karen Feehan]

I put it on last night. I fell asleep, but I was really tired.

[Zach Amico]

But.

[Karen Feehan]

But like the far.

[Brandon Collins]

Is it good? Like, did you laugh at all or.

[Karen Feehan]

No. I really hated the kids. I. I don't know. I.

[Brandon Collins]

Are his daughters playing the kids?

[Karen Feehan]

I think his daughter is the daughter.

[Zach Amico]

His daughter is his daughter.

[D]

And it's also one of the one. I watched it on my way home from Pennsylvania yesterday. And it's also one of the girls in the AA center.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Is his daughter. Two.

[Karen Feehan]

Two daughters.

[Zach Amico]

I don't want to be the guy that's like Adam Sandler. Movies suck. I get it. They're not for me. They're for kids. Yeah, he makes a lot. He made like $275 million.

[Karen Feehan]

I love happy Gilmore.

[Brandon Collins]

Yes. Billy Madison.

[Zach Amico]

That's what I Think Billy Madison.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Is. I love those movies. And this got so we. And Shannon, I would love your opinion, because I kind of. I was watching. It's like, I can wrap my head around this now. Spoiler alert. If the plot of this movie really affects you, definitely pause this or save it for later. They've had the mom do all the press. The lady from.

[Karen Feehan]

She's dead in two minutes.

[Zach Amico]

And they kill her up top.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, shit.

[Karen Feehan]

They kill her up top.

[Zach Amico]

It's the first thing, like, you think they're gonna do in every other. They kill the mom.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And so that he has no. I don't understand why that she did all this press to be like, we kept. Me. We didn't get a younger woman.

[Karen Feehan]

I know.

[Zach Amico]

And they immediately go. And an unsympathetic.

[Karen Feehan]

Like, really bizarre. Well. And that. I think that took me out of it right away.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Because in my head, I was like, oh, I don't. I'm not. I'm gonna disassociate, I guess. I. I don't care about her. So I.

[Zach Amico]

And it's funny that she's dead.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, like, this isn't just, like, kind of depressing and, like, dark from the jump.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know why.

[Brandon Collins]

It's like, Clerks three, what they do.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I hate that. Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

That's really weird.

[Zach Amico]

So I'm watching it and going. I can. I can wrap my head around it. It's fine. It's got some. It's a. Which is so crazy. Unnecessary. And this may be me being nitpicky. I apologize. When they do references to the first movie, they show the clip.

[Karen Feehan]

I know. I know.

[Brandon Collins]

It's like a clip show.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

There's so many times they just show.

[Karen Feehan]

The clip of stuff that's not even necessarily Happy Gilmore the character. It's like Adam hosting snl. Right. Am I wrong?

[Zach Amico]

They do that. But then they also, like, literally, like, they'll do the joke with, like, the guy that was Jaws from James Bond.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

His son. Or a guy that looks just like him is in it.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It plays the thing. But they show the clip first. Or, like, they have Eminem be the son of the guy that calls him a jackass.

[Karen Feehan]

I didn't make it to the Eminem. I didn't. I. I woke up, like, on. Like, Bad Bunny was on. And I was like. Like, Bad Bunny and Travis Kelce were having a scene, and I was like, this can't be.

[Zach Amico]

And then at a certain point, it becomes not about Golf. About, like, this new which people are trying to explain to me. There's like a Saudi Arabian golf league that they're trying to sign people to now where there's like DJs on the green and it's more of like a party.

[Karen Feehan]

No, I like white people playing golf.

[Zach Amico]

No, I agree. But apparently this was their commentary on that.

[Karen Feehan]

What the fuck?

[Zach Amico]

This was their commentary on that. Where one of the Safdie brothers, there's plays a Saudi guy who's trying to sign all the golfers up for like this super golf. But literally it becomes like Fortnite ish, where like they're on like crazy robot courses and you're like, what? What part of this did you go? You know, we've got the funniest people in the world.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

In any given situation, let's add cgi, fake golf, Mario looking golf courses.

[Brandon Collins]

That's why I don't watch any of the long awaited, like sequels to like legacy comedies. You know what I mean? I stopped after Anchorman 2.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Brandon Collins]

I was like, I'm not doing Zoolander 2. I'm not doing Dumb and Dumber 2. I'm not doing any of the shit that can ruin the original for me. That's why Happy Gilmore 2 popped up on Netflix. I'm like, I'm good.

[Zach Amico]

It just seemed like it was more about having cameos.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

And the coherent plot.

[Zach Amico]

And then my poor chick was like, it just seems like it's all cameos. I'm like, honey, you have no idea. Because half those cameos are sports people.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Have no idea who they were. I don't know if you put a gun to my fucking head.

[Karen Feehan]

So there's even more than you think.

[Zach Amico]

And then like, listen, that kid from SNL is real funny. But like. Yeah, we get it. We do the deep Spanish voice.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

Oh, Marcel Hernandez.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And it's like, bob, it's funny, but you gotta do a second thing. But yeah, the whole thing just felt like. Shannon, what did you think?

[D]

So I went to. I went into it with, like, really, really low expectations. And I only chose it because I needed something to watch on my ride home from Pennsylvania. And it was like exactly that amount of time. And they were the cutaways, like the, the back. What do you call it, Flashbacks. Those were very annoying because, like, it's like, we all know those things that you're referring to. But there were a few times where I was like, you know, like a. Almost laugh.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[D]

I did that a few times. I wasn't expecting to do it at all. So it was Like a silly, fun movie, but, you know, obviously nowhere near Happy Gilmore.

[Karen Feehan]

Right. Like Happy Gilmore. I just re watched maybe like three or four months ago with, like, a friend. And yeah, it's laugh out loud funny.

[Brandon Collins]

So silly.

[Zach Amico]

I think that and Billy Madison, I could do word for word.

[Brandon Collins]

It's been Stillers in it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And he's the same character again. That's so weird. And not in a satisfying way whatsoever.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah. Because I love that nerds character. That's so. That's such a weird, demented 90s Ben Stiller thing. Just be this really creepy dude.

[Zach Amico]

Well, some people think it's the same guy. As heavyweights.

[Brandon Collins]

Yes. Yes. Tony Perkins.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, he's the same guy. And it's like, again, it doesn't really doesn't hit. Yeah, it does.

[Karen Feehan]

It felt like one big. Kind of the way they're promoting it, like, social media activation. It felt like these are people that are in the zeitgeist right now. So, fine, we'll put them in a movie and then they can show up for the premiere and tag this and tag that and all eyes on this. And people. I mean, we're excited about it, but the product itself, I'll tell you, it.

[Zach Amico]

Felt more like an extended SNL digital short.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, sure.

[Zach Amico]

Which is, I think, my biggest problem with, like, what you say, Legacy sequel. This is very highfalutin and very fucking shitty of me to say they don't feel cinematic.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah. That's so true, though. Like, where's. Like, the music isn't right. Like, there's no crescendo. Is anywhere there Filmica TV sitcom.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

The plot isn't there.

[Zach Amico]

It looks not epic. It looks not at all like they went back with cell phone camera. Like modern cameras.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And my biggest issue, I would say, would be the Beetlejuice one, where that first movie is such a movie movie.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It's huge. It's. And I'm talking about the scope of the film.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Everything is big. Everything is so much detail. And now with the second one, it feels so much smaller. I think I say that for Clerks 3, even though it's a monumentally big movie, it's because everything shot on digital.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And it just looks like I'm watching tv.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah. I think it's also the creators have to recognize when they don't have the. There's a difference between Tim Burton, like, when he's doing Beetlejuice and all that shit, and the grit and, like, I gotta, like, stretch out a budget and work up really quirky. Talented doesn't mean like.

[Zach Amico]

Like.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah, I guess we could do a Beetlejuice, too. Finally. Like, general take is cool.

[Zach Amico]

Sure.

[Brandon Collins]

Like, it just didn't warrant following up such a classic movie with, like, something that's. It was better than I expected, but it's still like the third act falls apart for me. I'm like, this is just a retread.

[Zach Amico]

You could have eliminated Monica Bellucci's character.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And lost nothing in the movie.

[Brandon Collins]

I know, but she was so hot.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, she was very hot.

[Brandon Collins]

But she's put her body together at the beginning. Yeah. All right.

[Zach Amico]

There's nothing.

[Brandon Collins]

Tim Burton, too. Then I was like, oh, that makes sense.

[Zach Amico]

By the way. I feel like there should just be. I wish they could do a director's movie meeting Kevin Smith, Rob Zombie, Tim Burton, Judd Apatow, everybody. And be like, listen, guys, it's so awesome you love your wife.

[Karen Feehan]

No, you're not. No more. Leslie. Ma.

[Brandon Collins]

You could throw James Gunn in there, too, because he puts his wife into a lot of stuff randomly.

[Zach Amico]

She's hot, though. But it's like, hey, man, that's so cool.

[Brandon Collins]

Leslie Madam is at Georgia Jungle. She's got her own career, you know.

[Zach Amico]

But Jesus Christ, they don't have to be the lead in everything.

[Brandon Collins]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

I don't gotta hear a soliloquy from them every time you make a movie. And, like, yeah, Tim Burton does that.

[Brandon Collins]

A lot with Helen Bonham Carter. I mean, she's a great actress. But there's another one that he was putting, like, Sleepy Hollow.

[Zach Amico]

And people don't realize Kevin Smith dated Joey Lauren Adams, too.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's like a whole thing. Like, there's a documentary called Chasing Chasing Amy.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

And they go in about how Kevin Smith was a dick during that time. And, like, that whole experience for her making that movie was up.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. She didn't want to show her test. Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

It's a whole thing, man. Yeah. Kevin Smith's got some.

[Zach Amico]

Some.

[Brandon Collins]

He's got some great stories, but he's got some dark, you know, darkness, Closet.

[Zach Amico]

Come on. Everybody that was pretending they didn't know what Half Dog was up to. Yeah, everybody.

[Brandon Collins]

They did. They did.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. The only person who's been honest is at least Tarantino's like, yay. Chase some secretaries around. Around his desk a few times. Not that he had a machete with his dick in his other hand.

[Brandon Collins]

Oh, my God. Yeah. Especially in the 90s, everyone. Because they were. They were fucking running everything. Award season. They had the gambit on everything. Like, they had the Hottest new young talent.

[Zach Amico]

And of course everybody knew fucking one of the orcs in Lord of the Rings is supposed to be Harvey Weinstein because Peter Jackson hated him so much. Or I've said the fucking one of those. The alien. Remember when they found out south park, they found out the world was a reality show and there was the two aliens that would kept fucking each other. Those are the Weinstein brothers.

[Brandon Collins]

Oh shit.

[Zach Amico]

I can't remember what they're called but like the smack or whatever. But did you. What did you guys think of the Trump that was.

[Karen Feehan]

I haven't watched it yet, but I heard about it.

[Zach Amico]

I mean it made. Because I love that Satan Saddam Hussein storyline. So the second I got more of that, yeah, that was a dope. And we talk about legacy sequels. This was a way of giving me that dopamine itch without them being like, we're resurrecting Saddam Hussein.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah, yeah. I mean like that made me watch the movie.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

Because the movie's just like a great musical, like a lot of people so fucking funny. But yeah, like, because to that point, like if you're gonna do a sequel, like something like that, south park actually did it in a weird way where Adventureland, that whole three part series was actually their sequel idea.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

And they were just like, let's just make this episode arc. Yeah, it's like one of the best things I've ever seen.

[Zach Amico]

And then the cg, that's one of the deep fake Trump running going through the desert.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah, that was nuts.

[Zach Amico]

So apparently they have of. Because they were doing a show called Something Fred Sassy.

[Brandon Collins]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And they. Because they bought all this deep fake technology and it was going to be a sitcom starring Trump as like a gay talk show host or something. But they I think dumped like a ton of their money in deepfake. So now they have all this tech that makes sense.

[Brandon Collins]

All they do is satire.

[Zach Amico]

And if you noticed in the beginning of that thing of Trump getting naked in the desert, it says part zero of 50, which makes me think they've got 50 more start just leaking. And that's going to be so funny, dude.

[Brandon Collins]

And they just closed the merger too. So it's like, are they okay? But like, you know, fuck it.

[Zach Amico]

Well, some people think because I think it was Cartman and Butters in the car at the end of the episode and he's like, hey, I love you, buddy. They think that was in case they get canceled, that the last thing on the show is the one saying I love you to the other one. Oh, wow, because they're like, this could be, dude. They got a $1.5 billion merger and then handed in that episode hours later and said, absolutely, do not censor it.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah. My wife and I were watching. She didn't know how fast these guys work. So she's like, did they do this yesterday? I'm like, they basically do it, like, right.

[Karen Feehan]

Well, yeah, because I, I, I have a friend who works, like, at Paramount. But, like, didn't they include, like, the Colbert firing and everything? Like, that's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Well, they watch them, quote, they made a fake trailer for the new season. They admitted that it was all fake when they sold it to Paramount.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They're like, we're not doing any of that.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

No.

[Karen Feehan]

I have a friend who like, works for, like, press. And like, those guys have been giving her a headache lately.

[Brandon Collins]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah. They say this and they do this and they say they don't give a.

[Brandon Collins]

I mean, I mean, they had they that you money.

[Zach Amico]

That's the definition of you money.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

1.5 bill. Yeah. I think.

[Brandon Collins]

And that's not even including Book of Mormon. Yeah. The other stuff they have brewing, they got the Kendrick movie coming out next year. Like, they got. That's a great documentary.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, it is.

[Brandon Collins]

Watching them put that. Have you seen the Castle? So there's like this restaurant. There's actually a South park episode about it. It's like this Mexican restaurant they used to go to as kids in Colorado, and it was like falling apart and they bought it, but then they, like, thought it was going to be like a few hundred thousand dollars to renovate and it ends up being a multi million dollar, like, project because it's so fucked up. They have to like, redo everything.

[Zach Amico]

They also are changing the way tips are done, so. Because it's like you pay when you get in and then it's like cafeteria style.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Nobody was tipping.

[Karen Feehan]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

So they started paying all the servers, 30 an hour. That's good because they went well the way. And then they put up signs now, no tipping.

[Karen Feehan]

Okay. And that's how they do it in Europe.

[Zach Amico]

And all the servers are, this is the best restaurant.

[Karen Feehan]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

And it's like, not like you gotta go to people's tables.

[Karen Feehan]

No, it's guaranteed.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

There was, I saw this one video of I guess on Carnival Cruises that they put an automatic gratuity on the bill, but then you can cancel it. You just have to, like, wait in line.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I saw this. Yeah. The line of the first day, you have to take it off your Card. We've been talking about Carnival a lot on the show.

[Karen Feehan]

Were they the poop cruise? Was Carnival the poop cruise?

[Zach Amico]

I don't remember.

[Brandon Collins]

I think so.

[Karen Feehan]

Did you see the poop cruise?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

That was good.

[Zach Amico]

We had another line at Carnival. The boys. You take gratuity off.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah. It's just like, you gotta be. I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

Now, we've been talking about Carnival a lot where they're saying that they're instituting new rules on Carnival cruises to try and discourage black people from going on. They're changing. What?

[Karen Feehan]

No more life vests.

[Zach Amico]

They're changing the music. They're not letting you have speakers anymore, which, I mean, can you imagine?

[Brandon Collins]

I mean, I think that they. That's just more than fair. Like, it's.

[Zach Amico]

Of course, yeah. You act like a person.

[Brandon Collins]

But cruises are garbage.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

Like, I went through the first one as an adult garbage, like, two years ago. And it's like, my wife and I, we're never doing this because I used to go on cruises every year as a kid. I've been like, 20 cruises.

[Zach Amico]

Wow.

[Brandon Collins]

And, like, going as an adult, you're like, oh, this is a nightmare. This is terrible.

[Karen Feehan]

I went on one and I was like, never again.

[Zach Amico]

Horrible.

[Karen Feehan]

I was 16.

[Brandon Collins]

Where'd you go?

[Karen Feehan]

Where we go? San Juan, St. Martin and St. Thomas Thomas.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. Did you have a taxi, dad?

[Karen Feehan]

No, I didn't need one then because you're only on the islands for, like, a day.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. Well, speaking of young Karen out and about on town, caught on camera at Yankees game. Did you see this, Karen?

[Karen Feehan]

Is it a fight?

[Zach Amico]

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[Karen Feehan]

She jerking off? Oh, he's fingering her.

[Zach Amico]

Oh.

[Brandon Collins]

He'S doing it.

[Zach Amico]

All right, wait. Watch this move now. This is insane. Whoa, whoa.

[Karen Feehan]

Whoa. I like it.

[Zach Amico]

So here's the thing. People are like, man, you can't take your kids to a baseball game. This is a family thing. It's like, all right, you can tell your kid she's got an itch. I don't give a.

[Karen Feehan]

You don't have to.

[Zach Amico]

That's kind of awesome.

[Brandon Collins]

I mean, that's nuts.

[Karen Feehan]

But first of all, day game.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah, that's in the middle. Like, they're in the middle of the stands and shit. Like, there's people around. If it was like a empty corner, that's fine.

[Zach Amico]

But that is.

[Brandon Collins]

That's unhinged.

[Karen Feehan]

It's hot. I think it's hot.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, I'm with Karen on this one. Here's the thing. If he had slid her shit over and was doing it in front of people. Put hands in the pants.

[Karen Feehan]

No, but you can't see anything. You can't see her vagina.

[Zach Amico]

I think you have plausible deniability.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

To be like, she had nichy legs.

[Karen Feehan]

She had an ass.

[Zach Amico]

If she was sucking.

[Brandon Collins]

And then I had a itch on my mustache.

[Zach Amico]

If she was sucking his dick in front of people, that's one thing.

[Brandon Collins]

That's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

But this is just a. Well, hey, how are you?

[Karen Feehan]

Like, she lost. He could lost a quarter up there or something. She was digging for change.

[Brandon Collins]

Also, the lore gave us hands. If your kid is potentially watching that, just cover their eyes for a few minutes.

[Zach Amico]

They got gloves.

[Karen Feehan]

Maybe that's. The only way she can get off is at baseball games.

[Brandon Collins]

The public baseball games.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's like a Deuce Bigelow situation where he's helping her find her thing. I don't know. I just. I can't get mad at that. That's hot. Good for him. I did his stoic fucking rainy put that. He just had a Michael Myers face on. He was just comatose.

[Brandon Collins]

He doesn't even want to do it.

[Zach Amico]

He's just a smooth operator right there. I like It. And I'll say, that's kind of hot.

[Karen Feehan]

Romantic third base at a baseball game.

[Zach Amico]

There you go.

[Karen Feehan]

Come on.

[Zach Amico]

There you go.

[Brandon Collins]

It would have been funny though, if someone like, came by, like, with like, you know, a hot dog or beer and he's just like, yeah, like immediately order something.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

He'S eating a hot dog.

[Brandon Collins]

With the other hand, the five bucks all slimy.

[Zach Amico]

I, I, I say nothing wrong with it. And finally, let's end on this toy to night. Winnie Harlow, model with Vitiligo. Yeah, let's do a little toy to night and then we'll get out of here. Toy or no.

[Brandon Collins]

Rosario. I've seen this model before. She kind of scares me. Can I be honest? Like, she looks beautiful, but also scary.

[Zach Amico]

I think she looks better with the natural hair. Not that she looks bad. I think it's hot. I think it's kind of fun. I don't think there's any difference between that and being into, like, tattooed chicks. It's just like, you know, some stuff going on.

[Brandon Collins]

Just kind of like, feels like I'm a brown Dalmatian kind of.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no, I, I could see that. I would not dress her in cow prints. It would be weird.

[Karen Feehan]

What a. Yeah, I don't, I don't really have any negative things to say. I mean, yeah, she's certainly, she's artwork. She is visually aesthetically stunning.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

Like, from this angle, I could like, imagine she's in a bodysuit. Yeah, I could that, you know what I mean? But from the front, it's like ultra white. And then it like, gets brown. It's just kind of like.

[Zach Amico]

All right, I think what we really need to know is what color are her nipples?

[Karen Feehan]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

And what color are her lips?

[Karen Feehan]

Right?

[Zach Amico]

Because if she's got one in one.

[Brandon Collins]

You know, she got pink nipples and brown pussy lips. That's wild.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Also, like, I could be wrong, but I think Vitiligo continues to spread, like, as you age.

[Zach Amico]

So like, so which would. The white'll spread, the white will spread.

[Karen Feehan]

So like, yeah, if like, a black guy likes her, he really likes white women. He's just investing in his future.

[Zach Amico]

Can't he just get her fat?

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, that too. Yeah. He says every year his credit its score goes up the lighter she gets.

[Brandon Collins]

We can finally get approval for a house.

[Zach Amico]

It's an old street joke. A black guy goes to the doctor. He's got a glove on, long sleeves and doctors. What's wrong? He goes, I don't know what's going on. And he takes the glove off and see, I'm turning white. And the doctor goes, really? He goes, yeah, look, my whole hand. It started here and now it's all the way down to here. And that goes, okay, well, I need you to take one of these pills a day and come back to me in three weeks. In three weeks. Guy comes back that goes, what? And guy goes, perfect. I'm back to normal. But, man, those pills tasted like shit. And the doctor goes, they were. You were court low. I think that lady's hot. I think she's hot. And excellent opportunity for fun cum shots.

[Brandon Collins]

Yes. Yeah.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah, good point.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah, it blends right in.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And I say, beautiful woman. Shannon, you're racist. What do you think? Shannon, you're a pig.

[Brandon Collins]

You're a racist pig.

[D]

I think he's beautiful. I think it's kind of fun.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, right.

[D]

Kind of fun to look at. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I agree.

[Karen Feehan]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You know what I actually think has been the really dark chick, like, the really dark supermodel.

[Karen Feehan]

There was that model Elec dude.

[Zach Amico]

There's something so hot about that.

[Karen Feehan]

A few of them. Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

Especially when you. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Finish.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah, it's fun.

[Zach Amico]

Pearly white. Yeah, Yeah, I can see that.

[Brandon Collins]

Sorry, sorry.

[Karen Feehan]

Ew.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Ew.

[Karen Feehan]

Rose, put the baseball finger video back on.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I would say the real dark chicks, that's something. There's something like. I mean, like, look like they haven't been selected yet. Like, they haven't been unlocked. Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon Collins]

There's something really majestic.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's exactly what it is. It's statuesque.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah. It feels like it's not even, like, real. And then they usually have really smooth skin, too.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah. That lady's.

[Brandon Collins]

They moisturize very well.

[Zach Amico]

Jesus Christ. She's beautiful. Yeah, that's cool.

[Brandon Collins]

Ethiopians have the best skin.

[Zach Amico]

I will remember that. Yeah, that one picture looks like she's just. She's just not.

[Karen Feehan]

According to Anthony.

[Zach Amico]

She's hatching more of her. She's hatching more of her into the ocean.

[Brandon Collins]

Oh, the other. The balloon.

[Zach Amico]

That's how.

[Brandon Collins]

Yeah, it's how black people populate. Y' all didn't know that now, hello to all beautiful people, by the way. Oh, God. All right, afterwards, sentence. I'm over.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's enough of that. All right, guys, we're gonna call it there. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you to my guest, Karen Feehan and Brandon Collins. Brandon, you want to plug that live date one more time?

[Brandon Collins]

Yes. Yes. Thursday, September 4th. Come to Brooklyn, New York, Littlefield. For what? The film wtf. Where I'm talking about terrible films that we know and love. Talking specifically about 90s movies. At this inaugural event. Get tickets@froto blackens.com fantastic.

[Zach Amico]

And we will be back this Wednesday and then Friday with an exclusive episode here on the Old Morning Zoo. Goodbye. I saw it on tv.

[Brandon Collins]

I guess it'll be one empty seat when I wrestle it wimblee I used.

[Zach Amico]

To tear my shirt but now you tore my heart. I knew you were a Hulkamaniac right.

[Brandon Collins]

From the very start.

[Zach Amico]

Right from the start you were my friend All s is not when the monster comes to heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven we'll tag up again, again, again the you are my friend.

[Brandon Collins]

I'll see you.

[Zach Amico]

Again, again I will see you again.

[Brandon Collins]

I climb back in the rain you know we'll win this fight I wish you were here at ringside to cheer me on tonight. The spotlight now grows dim and now.

[Zach Amico]

It'S not on me. The prayers we say together are still our guarantee? You are my friend all this is my big friend when the monster comes to heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven will tiger again, again, again.

[Karen Feehan]

And the world just.

[Zach Amico]

Bring you back again through you were my friend. I'll see you again. The world just lost. The world just lost.

[Brandon Collins]

Fun's begun.

[Zach Amico]

No sleeping.

[Brandon Collins]

Noon is morning time to him pop.

[Zach Amico]

A bagel, chug it down just favorite.

[Brandon Collins]

Ob.

[Zach Amico]

And join the crew. It's Acamiko work morning too. It's acme go work morning too.