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Fill her up.
Zach Amico
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Micah Fox
Zachy, thanks.
Zach Amico
How are you, babe?
Micah Fox
I'm fucking great, man.
Zach Amico
Very, very glad to have you. Thank you for being here. And new friend from the Dude Buddy podcast, it is our new friend, Jarrett Campbell. How you doing?
Jarrett Campbell
Good, man. How are you doing?
Zach Amico
I'm wonderful. Thank you so much for being here, guys. I really appreciate it. Let's knock plugs right out of the way. Michael Fox. What do you want people to check out?
Micah Fox
Please, please check out my social media, especially the Great Hang podcast. We love it when you hang out on YouTube and subscribe and do all that because we're just a couple lowly douchebags who need a little bit of money. Super funny. And at my Kafox for all your social media needs. And of course, you can check out my only fans that I'm forced to keep going for another year. It's at the underscore Foxhole hole spelled with a zero to make the hole digger.
Zach Amico
I like it. Jarrett.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh, man. You can just check me out on Instagram at Jarrett Campbell. TikTok. Jarrett P. Campbell. Our podcast isn't really happening anymore, so go back and archive that shit if you want.
Zach Amico
Hell yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
Otherwise, yeah, just find me on social media.
Zach Amico
Very cool. If you guys want to check me out online, go to my Instagram at zackisnotfunny and for all my dates, go to punch up that live. Zach Amico. I am going to be out on the road the end of this month, including the illustrious Nashville, Tennessee. I believe that is going to be on the 20. Come on.
Shannon
Sorry, one technical difficulties, but it's the 28th.
Jarrett Campbell
28Th.
Zach Amico
Thank you. Then I am. Oh, yep. Oh, is that coming up? Forgot about that one. August 28th, I am in Nashville, Tennessee, and then I'm in Pulaski, Tennessee. And then after that we are in Miamisburg, Ohio, and then Lexington, Kentucky. And I gotta make sure do I have the Saratoga Springs this. This weekend. Huh, look at that.
Jarrett Campbell
Coming up. Hot.
Zach Amico
Dude, that's good. That's good. I didn't remember I had those. So. Hey, if that's a thing, you should probably come out. Saratoga Springs, one show on Aug. 8, two on Aug. The ninth. Who knew? But I'm gonna confirm later today and make sure that's real because holy shit. Did not know I had that coming up.
Jarrett Campbell
Oops.
Zach Amico
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Micah Fox
Honestly, I believe in the 80s for being in his vicinity. Yeah, you can't be in Busey's vicinity and not expect the little touchy feely.
Zach Amico
Yeah, he's gonna get a little wild.
Micah Fox
He's trying to find his environs like a blind man.
Jarrett Campbell
I mean, he's 81 years old, and this is like his first groping that's come out.
Micah Fox
That's a great point.
Jarrett Campbell
I think now we've opened up the floodgates.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
And they're gonna start piling it.
Micah Fox
Oh, yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
We're gonna go all the way back to when he had a brain that worked. And those will be even more aggress, aggressive gropes. There's no way this guy hasn't been up to for.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I'm gonna say I. I guess you can't plead motorcycle crash. You could try grope.
Jarrett Campbell
You can try.
Zach Amico
I think he could try. He doesn't quite know.
Jarrett Campbell
I mean, I mean, he could go for an insanity plea at any point.
Zach Amico
It's one of those things where you.
Micah Fox
Got the evidence on film.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah, right there.
Zach Amico
If you had any other job and you had a traumatic brain injury, they'd probably stop shuffling you out to the sales floor.
Jarrett Campbell
You'd think so. But if they just play the buttered sausage clip in court.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
They just throw the whole thing out.
Micah Fox
What's the buttered sausage clip?
Jarrett Campbell
You know, the butter.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Chad, you can bring it up. It's Gary. It's one of Gary Busey's many. Excellent.
Jarrett Campbell
Pretty recent too. Yeah, right. It's like last year, I think.
Zach Amico
Are you sure it's real, though? It might be butter.
Jarrett Campbell
Sausage.
Zach Amico
It might not. It might be a prank. Well, you think it was, but we can find out.
Jarrett Campbell
AI. Or you think he was around?
Zach Amico
I think he was me. I think it's maybe an impression or something.
Jarrett Campbell
It's. But it. Look, it's so in line with the crazy that I've seen out of him.
Micah Fox
He faked it just because he knew this groping scandal was gonna bust.
Zach Amico
I gotta get ahead of this.
Micah Fox
I better butter some sausage because shit's coming my way.
Jarrett Campbell
I became a fan of Busey back when I was in college. I was watching that. The greatest season of Celebrity Rehab. Him and Steven Adler. I forget who else was.
Zach Amico
Was that the same one was on one.
Jarrett Campbell
Maybe. But that's where Gary Busey. That's where everybody got to see how the busy isms. Yes. That's. Yeah. Fear, false evidence appearing real. That's where he started.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shannon
I think. I think this might be a deep fake, but I'm going to play it.
Zach Amico
I think it is. Let's talk about buttered sausage. Yeah, that is a deep fake.
Jarrett Campbell
It is a deep fake.
Zach Amico
What it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face.
Unnamed Speaker
What about.
Zach Amico
Yeah, his head's not right. Sausage.
Micah Fox
But here's the thing. When it's that believable.
Zach Amico
They got that right.
Jarrett Campbell
They got it.
Micah Fox
But like, if you believe he would say that, what is the difference?
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah.
Zach Amico
My thing with it is he's so up that it is hard to pin AI on him 100%.
Jarrett Campbell
That's what I'm saying. Like I bought that 100%. I mean, never questioned it.
Micah Fox
Prove earlier versions weren't. AI.
Zach Amico
Yes.
Micah Fox
Like he's maybe the psyop where it's like. Well, they believe that a man could act like this.
Zach Amico
He's a flawed human being at best.
Micah Fox
Aren't we all?
Zach Amico
Zachary, we did on spook show one of his movies recently called Quigley. And it is a story where he becomes a small Pomeranian dog. And then when it cuts to what we're supposed to say, it's just Gary Busey in a dog collar.
Jarrett Campbell
Very good.
Zach Amico
And he got in a fight on the set of that movie. Because in the movie, his character dies and goes to heaven. And when he got to set that day, he said, this isn't what heaven looks like. When I died, I went to heaven and he told the set dresser how to decorate it. And another actor of the film said, actually, I died.
Micah Fox
Oh no, you can't have two uses.
Zach Amico
This is what heaven looks like. And they got in a fist fight in heaven to the point where both had to be sent home.
Micah Fox
Wait a second. That's a better plot than the Pomeranian plot.
Zach Amico
100% way better.
Jarrett Campbell
Was he wearing the dog collar when he fought him in heaven?
Zach Amico
I would hope so.
Micah Fox
What were the competing heavens like?
Zach Amico
I think he said his heaven was.
Jarrett Campbell
More like ethereal and like spaghetti on the fucking wall.
Zach Amico
But. So Gary Busey. It's like one of those things where everyone knows, but everyone, everyone knows to like steal, like steer clear.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Like, you know, sure. So this might be a very personal one, but say maybe for 10 years of your life, every once in a while you made a movie that Ron Jeremy was gonna cameo.
Micah Fox
I knew you were gonna say Ron Jeremy.
Zach Amico
And he said, hey, Ron's a nice guy, but am I bringing my chick to set that day?
Jarrett Campbell
Nah, you can miss this one.
Micah Fox
No. When you're a porn star and you're begging girls to sign their tits.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
I spent a day, an afternoon and an evening with Ron Jeremy.
Zach Amico
Oh, please.
Jarrett Campbell
Years ago.
Zach Amico
Indulge us.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah, it was in Toronto. It was the roast of Ron Jeremy that they were doing there at this little theater and they had like Lisa Ann, they had. Dustin diamond was there. This is like a couple months before he stopped a guy at Christmas.
Zach Amico
Uh huh.
Jarrett Campbell
So it's just this fucking like.
Zach Amico
Let me fill Micah in if you don't know this. They had a roast of Ron Jeremy that was filmed, but they weren't very upfront about the fact that it was a production.
Jarrett Campbell
Right.
Micah Fox
I don't understand.
Jarrett Campbell
Some people got caught off guard. They showed up thinking that they could just kind of like read off of a napkin. And then it turned out that it was actually like a full on production. And some people bombed really hard.
Zach Amico
Some people asked to be edited out. Some people asked to be blurred.
Micah Fox
Was it just a production mistake or were they trying to trap people?
Jarrett Campbell
No, they were trying. I don't think they were trying to trap people. I think it was a blunder on the production side of just being like, hey, we're just gonna do this thing. And then people flew in from all over and then when they got there, they saw all the cameras and everything like, wait, what the. Like, I did not prep for this.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Anyway, please go.
Jarrett Campbell
No, no, but we actually. It's funny. So he did Ron, you know, he's. He was doing comedy a little bit at that time, and his last bit was like, oh, you want to see my cock? And he pulled his pants down. He had a little rubber chicken in there. And at the end of the night when everybody was, like, packing up to leave. Really good. Yeah, really good bit. Choking the chicken, whatever. But then he couldn't find the chicken at the end of the night. And I watched him just spiral in the green room trying to find this fucking chicken. And you saw it.
Zach Amico
Like, it's his closer.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah, it's his closer. But you saw the gear where I'm like, oh, this guy is nuts. Right? Like, this is crazy. But then we went out that night. It was Ron Jeremy with Lisa and myself and a couple other comics, and we went to a strip club in Toronto with the two of them. And, like, going to a strip club with porn royalty is like, they roll out the carpet for you. And I walked in with Lisa Ann, and the strippers assumed that I was with Lisa Ann. And I've just never been treated so.
Micah Fox
Oh, yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
Kindly in my life at a fucking strip club. And Ron Jeremy, I do believe throughout that day, once at the show, once at the strip club, and he did have sex with, like, three different women throughout that day because they would show up, like, porn. A lot of the. I think they were either strippers or porn stars. 100. And yeah, he'd sneak up. Participants or participants.
Micah Fox
It's crazy because he. He tried to assault me once.
Jarrett Campbell
Did he?
Micah Fox
Oh, yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
We.
Micah Fox
There was. It was at Stick or Treat. Do you guys remember?
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Micah Fox
Forget who else produced that with him. And they had Ron Jeremy just closing it out. I think it might be a different show. I don't want to, like. I don't want to get Mark Norman adjacent to any sexual assaults. And so. So, like, Ron Jeremy comes up to me afterwards and he's like. He's like. He's like, can I. Can I sign your tits? And I'm like, is. Shouldn't this be.
Jarrett Campbell
That's wild.
Micah Fox
Like, shouldn't I be asking you? And. Yeah, and I'm not. Because you're clearly. No, because you're just like, he's in, like, sweatpants.
Jarrett Campbell
I'm like, this is a small, gross guy.
Micah Fox
He's a small, gross guy.
Zach Amico
Shout out to the person. He just put a picture of Joe Gorman in the chat. That was very Funny.
Micah Fox
And. And so he was like. He's like, hold on. He's like, I got. He's like, I got a cool idea. I want to tell you something. And I'm like, oh, okay, great. So he brings me. Oh, that's so funny. That's him. That's him, Officer. And he brings me to some broom closet at the Knitting Factory. And I'm like, you know, cuz it's like he's still a celebrity and I'm still like a little bit of like a clout chaser. I'm like, maybe, you know, like there's some opportunity. I don't know what I thought. I go to this thing. He like closes the door behind him, stands in front of the door and turns off the light. Starts like, go after me. And I'm like. But he was like. He kept like falling because it was a fucking broom closet. He's an old man. And I was just like turning the light back on. I was like, what? And just moved him and left. It was like the saddest, like, rape attempt ever. I'm like, you're too old and feeble to rape my dude.
Zach Amico
Yeah, that is. That is another. Yeah. And I think this might be a similar. Where maybe back in his day, Busey had some dicey situations and now he's just like. I don't know if you saw the video of him trying to like in the park. He's like taking his pants down. Like he does not, like, which park. It was like some park in LA or something. Like he does. And I'm very sorry, like, that happens. And I'm sorry that happened to you.
Micah Fox
It was. It was like hilarious almost how embarrassing.
Jarrett Campbell
It was for him.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah.
Micah Fox
Like, I was like. I was like, you can't even rape. You're the world's biggest porn star.
Jarrett Campbell
I mean, the guy turns off the light, trips over a bucket. It was just like hijinks.
Zach Amico
Why they were keeping 17 rakes in that broom closet all on the floor like that.
Micah Fox
It was. Oh, it was so sad.
Jarrett Campbell
That is brutal.
Micah Fox
Like, I'm like, how am I feeling bad for you?
Zach Amico
It's one of those things where I think it's half being a bad person.
Micah Fox
He's for sure a bad person.
Zach Amico
And half because throughout the years of working alongside him on like, little cameo shit, I watched the deterioration in real time.
Jarrett Campbell
Right.
Zach Amico
He's definitely got dementia.
Jarrett Campbell
Okay, how old is he? I mean, he's in prison.
Zach Amico
He's got to be in his 70s, I think, for sure.
Jarrett Campbell
70S?
Micah Fox
He's in prison.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
They got him.
Zach Amico
Oh, they got him.
Micah Fox
Oh.
Zach Amico
Oh.
Jarrett Campbell
It was real. What he was gonna try to do to you in there.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
That. That wasn't goofing around.
Shannon
72.
Micah Fox
You mean this isn't a fun party story?
Zach Amico
No. Well, no. Comparatively, yes.
Micah Fox
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Zach Amico
But, yeah, he. He got. Got.
Micah Fox
Okay.
Zach Amico
And from what I'm told is, like. Because I think he might be in, like, a mental facility on top of the jail part.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And he'll be like, are we shooting a doctor scene today?
Jarrett Campbell
Where's my cock? Where's my cock?
Zach Amico
No, like, literally like that. Like, he doesn't. The last time.
Micah Fox
Nice for him.
Zach Amico
The last time I saw him, I was working on something, and we had a show that night, and I was like, do you want to come do a spot on this bar show? And he goes, now we're gonna go to the Catskills and see who's hanging out. And I went, what? And he goes, you know, we're gonna see which comics are in the Catskills tonight. We're gonna drive up.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And I'm like, oh, he thinks.
Micah Fox
He thinks Mort Saul's still slanging jokes.
Zach Amico
He thinks it's the late 70s, early 80s.
Jarrett Campbell
Huh.
Micah Fox
Do you really? Damn.
Zach Amico
So I think a lot of his.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh.
Micah Fox
So he. When he was raping me, it was.
Zach Amico
Still legal when he was doing it.
Micah Fox
Yeah, he.
Zach Amico
You wanted it.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
I think this also goes to prove. Goes up against what we were debating there with Gary Busey, is that the insanity plea won't work. They're still going to put you away.
Zach Amico
Yes. I think in his head, it was his roast, and everyone was there. He was the most famous person there, and everyone there wanted to suck his dick in his head. It was the Playboy Mansion. It was the Grotto. And he was like, hey, do you want to see the cool part? And it was a janitor closet where he fell over.
Micah Fox
You know, my mom, who got arrested was right. You can never go back from first class.
Zach Amico
Nope.
Micah Fox
Just can't go back.
Jarrett Campbell
Ain't that the truth?
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Jarrett Campbell
Oh, my God.
Zach Amico
Because he, like, was being a little, hey, how are you?
Jarrett Campbell
But I wonder what the draw is for, like, a director even to just, like, to know what this guy is capable of. I'm not even talking about the assault. Just like, how you see how he's behaved and like, to even have him on your set because it seems like a fucking risk for the production.
Micah Fox
He's eyeball candy. The. I'm sure the second he's on set, everyone's looking. You're having a look when the camera's on him. That's where your eyes go. When you're a director, you want, like, it does make the job easier when, like, something is really exciting to watch.
Zach Amico
And I'm sure, like, that's not anybody's dream project. Yeah, you're a working director. And they went, hey, we're gonna do this fucking dog movie.
Jarrett Campbell
You've all gotten yourself into a bit of hot water. If you're working with Busey, you know, like, everybody's trying to work their way back into society.
Zach Amico
If you're working with Gary Busey, you made a few lefts when you should have made a few rights.
Jarrett Campbell
You were zigging and you should have been zigging.
Zach Amico
What's the official story on this horror con grope? Because I remember the weekend this happened. There was hot news in the horror community. Hot news that Gary had been escorted.
Shannon
So he was taking pictures with some chicks at this monster mania convention at the Doubletree Hilton hotel in Philadelphia. And he said, quote, it was not an accidental touching. Authority said Busey was grabbing the butt of two of the women and then put his face near A third woman's breasts while trying to unlatch her bra. I do. I have a little bit here from the Zoom trial if you want to see a little bit of that.
Zach Amico
Of course.
Micah Fox
That's so funny. He's like, got like a dog filter.
Jarrett Campbell
He looks fine.
Micah Fox
Oh, yeah, Officer.
Zach Amico
I'm not a kitty cat. Plead guilty to a criminal sexual contact today.
Micah Fox
Zoom in. That's Oscar nominee Gary Busey pleading guilty to a sex crimes charge during a virtual court hearing. The 81 year old appeared confused at times. Times.
Zach Amico
Am I pleading guilty?
Jarrett Campbell
Yes.
Zach Amico
No. Yes, I am. No. Okay. No, no, no.
Micah Fox
That's not hard work.
Jarrett Campbell
Got the lawyer off camera.
Zach Amico
They are working, but they only go so high.
Micah Fox
The charge dates back to a 2022 fan convention in New Jersey. The actor was taking photos with attendees during that session.
Zach Amico
You agree, do you not, you do agree that you inappropriately touch the buttocks of an adult female over her clothing, Is that correct? Yes.
Jarrett Campbell
So this was not an accidental touching. You purposely touched her, Is that correct, sir?
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Micah Fox
Okay. And you did it for your own.
Zach Amico
Self gratification, Is that correct, sir? Yes.
Jarrett Campbell
Do you understand that?
Micah Fox
By plenty of criminal record, yes. Yesterday's appearance was a far cry from the height of Gary's fame.
Jarrett Campbell
I like Elvis, fine. But I'm Buddy Holly.
Micah Fox
His breakout role was in the Buddy Hollywood.
Zach Amico
All right, you can stop it.
Micah Fox
I almost feel bad for him because I feel like someone should have been, like, caught this earlier and, like, caught it earlier.
Jarrett Campbell
We've been fucking. We've been watching this for 20 years now and celebrating it.
Micah Fox
Yeah, like, I feel like he's been.
Jarrett Campbell
Exploited a hundred percent.
Zach Amico
But has anyone from Celebrity rehab not been completely exploitation porn?
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah, it's true.
Zach Amico
I mean, the guy from Greece that John Travolta sucked his dick and he fucking did drugs till he died.
Micah Fox
Wait, what is this?
Zach Amico
Kiniki from Greece?
Micah Fox
Wait, he was forcibly sucked?
Zach Amico
He said in his book he was staying at John Travolta's house and woke up mid blowjob.
Jarrett Campbell
Ah, I thought John did that stuff up 35,000ft.
Zach Amico
Yeah, well, he. He brought it to the ground and he brought it to sea level.
Micah Fox
Oh, no. Kaniki is part of the sea level club.
Zach Amico
And yeah, he basically was like, yeah, fuck me up for life to wake.
Micah Fox
Up to having your dick sucked.
Zach Amico
Listen, it wouldn't bother me.
Jarrett Campbell
Have you seen any the videos of John Travolta and his family just at home? Yeah, they all seem like they're on the same medication, right? Like they're. Yes, there's something fucking Off.
Zach Amico
It ain't good.
Jarrett Campbell
They are all, like, tranqed at home. It's really fucking weird. His daughter has, like, nothing behind the eyes.
Zach Amico
Well, the son's dead.
Jarrett Campbell
The one son. Jet.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
Yes. That's why he kept sucking people off up in the Jet, right? In honor of his son. But that's how he kept his son's memory alive.
Micah Fox
Oh, I thought he named his kid after his best memory, after his favorite.
Jarrett Campbell
Thing he ever did. No, but I. It's just really. If you want.
Zach Amico
Is my son random gay sex, let's just call him Jet. This is my son, Jizz eater Travolta. Jet for short.
Micah Fox
Zachary.
Zach Amico
But yes. I'm not excusing people. It seems like. And to put it in perspective, this might have been a Don Vito situation.
Jarrett Campbell
Yo, what happened with Don.
Zach Amico
Do you remember Don Vito, Bam's uncle?
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah, yeah, no, he had the similar eyes to fucking Busey, too.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you remember, like, Viva la Bam and the Bam Margera shows?
Micah Fox
I didn't. I didn't watch those, but.
Zach Amico
So he had an uncle who people say I speak, like, when I freak out, who was like, a big fat gross valley dude. And he got. Yeah, there we go.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah, yeah.
Micah Fox
Oh, no.
Zach Amico
And he was like. Just like, he's Phil's brother and he's a big fat Philly retard. And I guess they were doing a signing and. Yeah. Like, girls sat on his lap. He played with their tails. And then he found out they were not 18 and I believe, not close.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh, fuck.
Zach Amico
And it was part of his arrangement that he was no longer to. Allowed to appear publicly under that name.
Micah Fox
Oh, I thought.
Zach Amico
I was like, no, no, he couldn't appear publicly. He's. He was gone. He got fired from everything.
Micah Fox
Oh, good.
Zach Amico
He was no longer allowed to appear publicly or use the name Don Vito.
Jarrett Campbell
Really? And he was a big part. Like, he. I know Viva Labam and everything. But he knew. He was in Jackass too, as well, right?
Zach Amico
Mostly in the Bam stuff.
Jarrett Campbell
But he did appear in Jacket.
Zach Amico
I want to say. He did. Yeah, he did. Phil mostly was more in it.
Jarrett Campbell
Phil was.
Zach Amico
Yeah, him and Phil would be together and stuff.
Jarrett Campbell
Right.
Micah Fox
What are underage girls doing sitting on his lap at a meet and greet? These are the things. Like, I'm not. I'm not excusing him.
Zach Amico
No.
Micah Fox
Like, what. What's happening there? That alone is.
Jarrett Campbell
That is unwise.
Zach Amico
It ain't good.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Zach Amico
It's a slippery situation. Now, did he pull them on his lap?
Micah Fox
That was his excuse. He's like, it was a slippery situation. They were ready.
Zach Amico
Did he pull them on his lap? Maybe. I don't know. I wasn't there. And I can't tell you, but I'm the same guy who thinks you should be able to say to a judge, you're off, Your honor. I thought she was 18. She had a tattoo.
Micah Fox
Yeah. It's not a bad. It's not a bad thing.
Zach Amico
I think if you get a tattoo.
Micah Fox
Yeah. Someone else proofed them.
Jarrett Campbell
But then here's.
Zach Amico
You're not allowed to ever charge anyone with statutory. Unless it's, like, a brutal crime, of course. Or if you commit a crime, you get charged as an adult. Your Honor, they had a tattoo.
Jarrett Campbell
Okay, sure.
Micah Fox
I'm with. I think that's great.
Zach Amico
A tattoo is a marking of an adult.
Micah Fox
Absolutely. Yeah. You have to be 18 to get one. Or how about a legal tattoo? Because if they do, like, a stick.
Zach Amico
And poke, that's a little different.
Micah Fox
Okay. Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah. I mean, I got real tattoos before.
Zach Amico
I got my stick and poke.
Micah Fox
I'm sure you did. I'm sure there were plenty of unethical.
Zach Amico
Yes.
Micah Fox
Tattoo.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
A lot of my buddies started doing. We had a friend's brother who got a tattoo gun, and he just started learning how to tattoo on all my friends.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
And it was. It's not good.
Zach Amico
Shannon, you bring up that gift that's in the chat of Don Vito with the two girls on his lap. This is what it looks like the situation was, which is just sloppy shit.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh, fuck.
Micah Fox
Look at the face on this girl on the left.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Micah Fox
She's like, I bet you're all wondering how I got here.
Jarrett Campbell
See, but this is one of those situations, too, where if the girl.
Zach Amico
I bet you're all wondering how I got in this position. And then it goes backwards and the Jackass music starts playing. It's just her mom drinking, pregnant.
Micah Fox
Oh, man.
Jarrett Campbell
But here's the thing. Is that photo right there. What's happening in that photo, even if they are 18, he's crossing.
Zach Amico
Somebody just said, Zach, they were 12 years old. All right. That's pretty young.
Micah Fox
Wait, they weren't. They do not look.
Jarrett Campbell
They weren't.
Zach Amico
Not the girls in that picture. The girls he got charged.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh, those weren't the ones.
Zach Amico
No. I think that was a pretty regular thing. I think it was at a skate shop.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah. Well, 12 is pretty.
Zach Amico
12 is pretty rough. Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Thank you in the chat for letting me know. I'm not saying he's a good dude. I'm saying it was a weird situation for girls. To be in hang out with Margera's senior citizen uncle.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh, you have to think, because Bam, the whole Jackass fucking world was huge to anybody, like, ages 12 to 18, that was like, I for sure they would have been coming out to see him getting autographed and shit. But to end up on his fucking lap.
Micah Fox
And the worst thing is, like, out of the whole Jackass crew, you got.
Jarrett Campbell
Don Vito, that's who's there, signing the fucking headshots.
Micah Fox
I mean, it's brutal.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah.
Zach Amico
I think there might have been a real special classic gal.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Zach Amico
That was going after Jackass Dick.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Zach Amico
In the 2000s.
Micah Fox
Yeah. It was called my high school class.
Jarrett Campbell
I think that's what I'm saying. I think it was pretty common.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Like, I think it was one level below girls trying to fudge like newfound glory.
Micah Fox
I don't know, because I heard.
Zach Amico
I think it was Carolla, I think said something once. They were describing girls that were at a party and he was like, oh, these girls are so ugly. They wouldn't fuck the Jackass guys. Wouldn't fuck them. Because you gotta realize the hierarchy in that, which is everyone's trying to fuck Johnny. Johnny Knox.
Jarrett Campbell
And then bam.
Zach Amico
Then bam. Then probably Steve O. Pontius lateral move at the time.
Jarrett Campbell
Pontius. Yeah. And then.
Zach Amico
Then big fallout.
Jarrett Campbell
Big gap.
Zach Amico
Big gap. I say Wee man may be number five.
Jarrett Campbell
I was just going to say higher than you think. Ryan Dunn as a novelty. Ryan Dunn would have been right up there with Bearded.
Zach Amico
Bearded probably higher up.
Jarrett Campbell
And it was cool.
Zach Amico
Wee man higher up. Aaron and Danger Aaron.
Jarrett Campbell
And I think Danger Aaron could get it.
Zach Amico
Sure. Not the top of the list.
Jarrett Campbell
No, not the top tier.
Zach Amico
And then who's. I'm thinking there's always the other one. I forget Danger Aaron. And there's another one.
Jarrett Campbell
And then there's Novak at that time.
Zach Amico
Then Preston Lacy, I think would have been the end of the line.
Jarrett Campbell
Preston would have been end of the line.
Zach Amico
But who am I forgetting? Aaron McGee. So Dave England and Aaron McGee.
Jarrett Campbell
Chris Rab, too, was up.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
He wouldn't have been right up at the top, but he was in there.
Zach Amico
But, yeah, that's a tough.
Jarrett Campbell
Did you say Dave England?
Zach Amico
Yes, I. That was the one I forgot. But yes, I would say. I say we man's the middle of that.
Jarrett Campbell
Okay.
Zach Amico
And, I mean, there are already midgets taking care of that job.
Jarrett Campbell
No, but we man more of is like a novelty fuck. Like, that's what I think. Like, there are somebody that be like, okay, be hilarious to fuck. We man be hilarious to fuck Preston. It'd be really funny to fuck them both. Them both at the same time. Have Preston chasing Wee man around the bedroom.
Zach Amico
Yeah. You know, or if you press it in, we. Man, they're like the only time that it is probably funny to pull a Houdini.
Jarrett Campbell
Right? They're both wearing the diaper.
Zach Amico
They're both wearing tiny whities.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah. Oh, that's it.
Zach Amico
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Micah Fox
Weren't there, like, comics who did that? I'm trying to remember in the tour bus.
Zach Amico
Oh, the Houdini.
Jarrett Campbell
The Houdini. I mean, I mean, that's just rape. So Motley Crue famously did it. That's in their book. They Motley Crue, if you ever read dirt, admit to, like, at least four full blown rapes yeah. And it was just so acceptable for them at that time. But, like, they do the Houdini and when they're just. They're writing it, like. Like it's funny. And you're. Like you're reading about a girl being raped. It's fucking crazy.
Zach Amico
It is funny to see comic stories change from the first time you heard them on a podcast to now.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Zach Amico
When they tell them. And they're so sanitized and different. They're so different. Like they didn't get their dick sucked.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Or the version they tell now.
Micah Fox
It was just a joke. I told it on a podcast. Not true at all.
Jarrett Campbell
This is how we used to play. This is how we used to joke.
Zach Amico
This is what green rooms used to be like. Before this woke. Bullshit.
Micah Fox
Yeah. Before they started letting women in.
Zach Amico
Wait, I just. Because in the Motley Crue book, don't they also talk about the contest they had where who could go the longest without showering?
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And so they would stop at a burrito place because they were all cheating on their chicks. But they had a contest.
Jarrett Campbell
Believe that?
Micah Fox
Yes.
Zach Amico
For who could go along without showering. So they would go and get burritos at the end of the night after shows and rub them all over their dick and balls so that they wouldn't smell like pussy when they went home.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh, yeah. No. They were truly a group of the most vile people ever. And when then, when they start hanging out with young Ozzy? At that time, no one was crazier than Ozzy. Looking up the piss, snorting the ants, rubbing all over his hotel room.
Micah Fox
How is a burrito better than dick? And like, you get home to your chick and you're gonna. Her with a bean dick.
Zach Amico
Shannon, can you look that up for me? Hey, listen, some of us. Some of us. Their woman with a bean dick right now. Yeah.
Micah Fox
Oh, honey, we're gonna do the chalupa tonight.
Zach Amico
I think it was to get the stink off of them.
Micah Fox
Yeah. But a burrito? Why not like a pine freshener?
Jarrett Campbell
I guess you could technically just put your dick in a burrito easily.
Zach Amico
I think that might have been.
Jarrett Campbell
You can literally put.
Zach Amico
It was the original Fleshlight.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah.
Micah Fox
Yeah. They were fucking those burritos.
Jarrett Campbell
It wasn't a company smell. They were Chinese finger trapping those burritos, I bet, too.
Micah Fox
That's right.
Zach Amico
Making eye contact with your bro.
Jarrett Campbell
Of course.
Shannon
So it said the band would hide the fact that they'd been playing away from home from their significant others by visiting a restaurant called Noggles. The band would allegedly buy egg burritos and rub them on their bodies to mask the smell. A shower didn't seem to cross their minds.
Jarrett Campbell
Egg attracts.
Micah Fox
Oh, man.
Zach Amico
A breakfast burrito is definitely its own scent.
Jarrett Campbell
I like that. They went. They probably went through the burritos and then they landed on. Okay, this is the one. It's the egg. Yeah, it's the egg. She kind of picked something up through the old bean burrito.
Micah Fox
I wonder why Sasquatch hasn't made an egg burrito wash yet.
Zach Amico
Yeah, there's another.
Shannon
There's another little piece to it. So it said during the hygiene wager, Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx, after weeks of sweating on stage and wearing leather, one lucky lady got too close and vomited spaghetti all over the basist. It went on to be known as the Spaghetti Incident because he smelled so bad.
Jarrett Campbell
Nice. But then he could skip the burrito that night.
Zach Amico
So she was going to blow him. She threw up. Called the Spaghetti Incident. That's why that album is called the Spaghetti Incident. Is it Motley Crue or is it Guns N Roses? Is the Spaghetti Incident.
Shannon
It's Guns N Roses.
Zach Amico
Thank you. Guns N Roses Spaghetti Incident is named after that. And that's their album where they do the Charles Manson cover.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh, okay. I would not have known that.
Zach Amico
Well, now you learn something.
Jarrett Campbell
That's fucking beautiful, man.
Zach Amico
Mike, are you holding up okay?
Micah Fox
I'm sitting there thinking about how much I'd want to take a shower right now. Like, of all the things, you're a rock star. You're getting all this pussy. You get whatever you want. Like, don't you want to just feel clean?
Jarrett Campbell
No, but there was a celebration too. No, they were also about being dirt bags back then. I think part of the appeal was they could fuck whoever they wanted and just be. And it being dirt bags, like, both physically with how their bodies not wash them and just how they behaved and how they. It was all. It was part of their picking up the roll era.
Zach Amico
They're picking up hot. Like.
Micah Fox
No, they're giving supermodels utis, like by the dozens.
Zach Amico
Supermodels. Or like you receptionists at, like, the highest end places, like the hot girl jobs.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And they were like, look at what pieces of shit we are. We don't do anything. We fuck around all day. We. We work an hour a night. You know, don't trip over River Phoenix's corpse this way. All right, I am going to change lanes for a moment, if you guys don't mind, because we've been getting pretty into all the nonsense going on with the Annabelle doll. If you guys don't know this, the Warrens, the. The family of the conjuring is based off of. Now the fact that this is all happening very close to a new conjuring movie is not lost on me. And I'm very quick to admit I'm an idiot who falls for a lot. However, recently, the Annabelle doll, the real doll that the movie's based off of, the Raggedy Ann dollar was taken on tour by a ghost hunter. Sold out shows. He immediately drops dead in his hotel room. There have been reports the doll's been missing. There's been reports the doll's been mishandled. Anyway, someone has bought Ed and Lorraine Warren's entire home, including their museum of haunted artifacts, including the Annabelle doll.
Micah Fox
Are you aware I didn't know anything about this? I am scared.
Jarrett Campbell
Do you know who bought it?
Micah Fox
Who do you know?
Zach Amico
Yeah, please go ahead.
Jarrett Campbell
Matt Rife.
Micah Fox
Shut up.
Zach Amico
Matt Rife bought the Warren's house.
Micah Fox
Is this how Matt Rife goes down? Because Let it happen, brother.
Jarrett Campbell
I don't know what this is, but I have to agree with you. It is all stinks with this movie.
Zach Amico
In the fucking movie of inopport of opportunity that he would be in that anyone would have this involved. Right as there's a new one coming out. My only question is, will Matt Rice become my favorite comedian by doing a special that is all crowd work for ghosts.
Jarrett Campbell
In the empty house?
Zach Amico
Yeah. You, the eight year old Victorian girl misting through the wall. What do you do for a living?
Jarrett Campbell
We have to believe he's just crushing with these ghosts right now.
Zach Amico
Was that a. Was that a laugh? Ooh. Or a boo Boo.
Micah Fox
Yeah, you can't bomb when it's ghosts.
Jarrett Campbell
No, but there's a greater thing at play here, and I think it'll all come to light.
Zach Amico
Somebody has some type of deal with something.
Jarrett Campbell
Yes.
Zach Amico
He's either going to be producing that.
Jarrett Campbell
Movie, show something or producing it. Yeah, that's a good point.
Zach Amico
Sharon, give us some details, please.
Shannon
So he bought all of this stuff in conjunction with this YouTuber, Elton Casty. Casty. I don't know how do you say his name, but. So I'm not sure if you mentioned this, but he bought their entire house, the museum, everything that they have, all the little pieces that are in the museum. And then he's going to be the legal guardian for at least the next five years of Annabelle.
Micah Fox
The legal guardian?
Shannon
Yeah, because the guy who died was her current legal guardian. Because she has to be like watched over as they take her on tour.
Jarrett Campbell
Great. Is he going to start doing a ventriloquist act, you think with.
Zach Amico
Well, the doll's not supposed to come out of the glass.
Jarrett Campbell
And it's supposedly missing.
Zach Amico
No, it was supposedly. But who knows? Now I guess it's back.
Micah Fox
Oh, that thing is creepy as fuck. Wait, it has a evil guardian?
Jarrett Campbell
It's like the guy that travels with the Stanley Cup.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I'd imagine it is something like that.
Jarrett Campbell
You gotta put on white gloves. You gotta shine it up. All right, There she is. That is the doll. Which. Which one's the doll?
Micah Fox
Yeah, they're both terrifying. He looks dead inside.
Zach Amico
That's the dad.
Jarrett Campbell
That's veto.
Zach Amico
That's the dad from the conjuring.
Micah Fox
Yeah, the real. I never saw those movies.
Zach Amico
Well, no, no, that's who that played. That's the. Those are the real people.
Jarrett Campbell
By the way, what conjuring are we on now?
Zach Amico
We're pretty far in. I think we're four or five. And that's not counting Annabelle's and the nuns.
Jarrett Campbell
Right.
Micah Fox
So whose spirit is in Annabelle? Is it like a ghost? Like a real person?
Zach Amico
I think there. It's a little girl, Shannon. Do you want to tell us about it?
Shannon
Give me one second. I just want to make sure I'm not saying something wrong.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I want to make sure we're not going off just the movie because I think there is, like, lore that it's based off.
Micah Fox
Yeah, like, who's that hatchet girl?
Zach Amico
Oh, I want to say Molly Hatchet. I'm retarded. No.
Shannon
So it was determined that it's a. A demon. It Sundays. In the 70s, a nursing student received the Raggedy Ann style doll as a gift. Strange events occurred. The doll allegedly moved on its own, left written notes and even attacked a friend. A psychic medium claimed the doll was inhabited by the spirit of a young girl named Annabelle Higgins, who died nearby. The Warrens later determined this was a lie told by the demon to gain sympathy and trust with the intent to possess a human.
Jarrett Campbell
You can just discredit anybody that you want within this. It's like, okay, this. So the psychic said this, and they're like, nah, she's full of shit.
Micah Fox
The demon, not the psychic lied. The demon lie.
Jarrett Campbell
The demon lied through the psychic.
Zach Amico
Yeah, The Warrens are the biggest grifter.
Jarrett Campbell
I mean, huh?
Zach Amico
Yeah, I like, dude, dude, you can.
Micah Fox
Never believe a demon. I've always said that.
Zach Amico
No, I mean, the level of grifting like this bitch should be on fucking compound media like the Warrens. It is impressive how little they give A shit about lying. So the bit with the orange is they would go to places where they thought they were haunted and they would go, we will do an exorcism, we'll clean the house, whatever, for free. But we want the rights to the story, movie and book. And then they would rewrite the whole story to be scary. It started with Amityville Horror. That was the Warrens.
Micah Fox
Okay, what a good con.
Zach Amico
And they, yeah, they would go house to house. They would take shit, build a museum and go, this is what happened. And all they owned all the life rights to all these people.
Jarrett Campbell
This is, you know the, the, the I thought was a terrible film. The Monkey that came out last year.
Zach Amico
Yes.
Jarrett Campbell
That feels like it's a playoff of all this too.
Zach Amico
Yeah, right.
Jarrett Campbell
It's a version. Oh, you've not seen the monkey.
Micah Fox
I haven't, I haven't seen anything we've talked about today. I'm, I've seen like the first couple.
Jarrett Campbell
Conjurings, but I think I, I, I don't know that I've seen, I didn't know any of this about the Warrens though.
Shannon
They were also behind, I believe the, the movie was called the Devil Made Me do it or something like that where this kid killed his girlfriend's family member and then they tried to go to court and tried to prove that he was probably possessed by a demon.
Zach Amico
Wasn't that a conjuring?
Shannon
I don't think that was a conjuring.
Zach Amico
Yeah, it was the conjuring of the devil.
Jarrett Campbell
Maybe this is what Gary Busey needs to do.
Shannon
Oh, one of the, this is what.
Jarrett Campbell
Gary needs to do. It was a horror convention. The devil entered his body, grabbed that girl's ass. Wasn't him.
Micah Fox
I mean he does seem possessed by a demon.
Jarrett Campbell
Something's going on.
Micah Fox
Something's going on. I mean aren't we all like what, what really are we, what are we doing?
Jarrett Campbell
We're all day walkers, right?
Micah Fox
I mean all of a sudden we're just alive, just possessing like these little meat sacks. I don't know.
Jarrett Campbell
Can't be that.
Zach Amico
Also shout out to the dad from the Warrens had a 16 year old girl assistant that lived above the garage and dad used to sleep there uptime sometimes to teach her about religion.
Jarrett Campbell
Just religion.
Zach Amico
Yeah, he was tutoring, he was tutoring her on the Lord.
Micah Fox
Yeah. Have you ever heard of be fruitful and multiply?
Zach Amico
But yeah. So Matt, I, I'd assume, of course, yes, there is some type of fucking reveal.
Jarrett Campbell
Especially because the, the, he, he's doing it with a big YouTuber. Like, there's. I don't think that their money bought this. I think this.
Zach Amico
You know what I bet it is? I bet he's going to host a Mr. Beast type show where people have to live in the house.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh, yeah, it's not bad.
Zach Amico
And it'll be whatever, a million dollars to stay in the Warren house.
Jarrett Campbell
Right.
Micah Fox
And then there's like a production company, like rattling chains.
Jarrett Campbell
It's basically a haunted house. Like they're just going to build a haunted house.
Zach Amico
I bet. I would not be surprised if we find out that it's a show. Matt Rife is either producing or hosting. That YouTuber will be involved. He might be the actual host. Where Matt Rife is the guy who like, drops in.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah, I think you might be.
Zach Amico
And it's going to be. Can you survive in this house?
Jarrett Campbell
Huh?
Micah Fox
I'm like, sitting there. I'm like, he's the G host.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Micah Fox
You know.
Zach Amico
Yeah. I think we figured it out.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah, that's really good.
Zach Amico
Thank you. For those in the chat who need to tell me ghosts are fake, thank you. I'm aware I am dumb as shit. But we got there and I think we figured out something. And now if they come out with it, that's going to be a show. You all owe me a kiss.
Micah Fox
That's the real horror story here.
Zach Amico
Since so many of you.
Jarrett Campbell
He goes down. Yep, those are the convention. Where's my kiss, baby? You heard me say it first. Sit on my lap.
Zach Amico
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Unnamed Speaker
I am telling you.
Zach Amico
Stupid rap.
Unnamed Speaker
I can do it all. I think it was like 88, 89 maybe. I don't think it was 90. Maybe 87. 88, 89. They had this. They had this record that was a square. It was from McDonald's, but they put it in the Columbus Dispatch anyway.
Zach Amico
They could have cut a lot of.
Unnamed Speaker
Those, put it on like a 33.
Micah Fox
And I had that record, by the.
Unnamed Speaker
Way, song on it. And if you could recite it and go, go into the. The store, like the restaurant recite it. They give you free food or something. I still know the whole song.
Micah Fox
This has got to be the nerdiest I've ever heard in my entire life.
Zach Amico
Go. I'm gonna post it.
Unnamed Speaker
Well, just a disclaimer. I'm fat and I don't give a. Ready?
Jarrett Campbell
One, two.
Zach Amico
The other bit is the cop's gonna move.
Unnamed Speaker
Mac McDlt Quarter Pounder with some cheese filet, a fish, a hamburger, a chicken cheeseburger, a Happy Meal, McNuggets. Tasty golden, French and French.
Micah Fox
Did you see that? Are you kidding me right now?
Zach Amico
I don't buy it for a second because the way they cut over to the mom.
Jarrett Campbell
What's that doing on the floor? Cross legged?
Zach Amico
Talking. Yeah. Why are they talking about this?
Micah Fox
That's your problem with the story.
Jarrett Campbell
I got a big white trash guy.
Micah Fox
Doesn'T have a chair.
Zach Amico
I feel like they cut over to the mom for him to do the setup and have it on fishing line or something.
Jarrett Campbell
100. That's finished.
Micah Fox
That's. I mean if they're setting it up, they could set it.
Jarrett Campbell
No, but I don't even know if that. That part matters so much. But I mean that is so easy.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Micah Fox
You just can blow it.
Zach Amico
Yeah. In all fairness. Yeah. Somebody could have been on the other side.
Micah Fox
Like it was an empty cup.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Micah Fox
There could be a fan.
Zach Amico
Yeah. I just, I. I felt that this was a really trying.
Jarrett Campbell
Also the whole. The way that they both. Did you just see that?
Zach Amico
Which was a little.
Jarrett Campbell
It just felt staged. As I will say.
Micah Fox
I think they set it up pretty good because that was really boring in the beginning.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah. It was like.
Micah Fox
That was like there was. You know, they really like laid it on thick with the. Like we're regular people boring right until.
Jarrett Campbell
The end, if you ask me.
Shannon
I found a tick tock video of the old. That older couple explaining it if you want to see that.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Shannon
Of course it's a little long, so we can cut it short.
Unnamed Speaker
This is Mandy. This is her channel. I'm Brent. This is a follow up to the, I guess McDonald's song Solo Cup Flying cup Incident. If you don't know we're talking about, go back to her profile and look for the solo cup video. I don't even remember why the McDonald's song. I don't know. I mean it just. We're going to explain it real quick.
Jarrett Campbell
They didn't prep this.
Zach Amico
This.
Unnamed Speaker
We were having a family night and I decided to recite the 1989 or 8 McDonald's menu song. And I. They thought it was funny. And my daughter who was here decided to record video me. Put it on her stupid tik tok or whatever. Whatever she puts it on.
Micah Fox
Why does it feel like they're talking.
Unnamed Speaker
About their missing daughter trying to do the song and just have fun with it. And I heard something. I guess you'll see me in a video if you pay attention. I look down at the table and I stopped singing. And why I did that is because I heard something. I didn't see a cup move or anything like that. But if you go back and look at the video, you can see the cup move a couple times. But I heard it audibly on the table. I thought it was something like a mouse or. But we don't have. We don't have mice or pets.
Jarrett Campbell
You don't have a chair, buddy. You got mice.
Unnamed Speaker
A little bit later, the thing moves again. I react and then it flies off the.
Jarrett Campbell
The table.
Unnamed Speaker
And I about pissed my pants because I've never, ever, ever experienced anything like that. Sorry for the. The noise outside, but.
Jarrett Campbell
Which is.
Zach Amico
I don't like why that they stopped recording so fast. I feel like you wouldn't freak out and press off people.
Micah Fox
You do like.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Micah Fox
Oh yeah. Cuz people like. There's like an instant.
Zach Amico
It was a thumb on the button like as you were holding record.
Jarrett Campbell
It was like a Snapchat or like.
Micah Fox
There'S this moment where you like things aren't going like you expect and you just stop. I've like stopped recording on like a million things where I'm like, why did I stop? Because you feel like you're about to get caught doing something. There's like a weird.
Zach Amico
I get. I understand that.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah, that part doesn't bother me so much. But everything else stinks.
Zach Amico
If it had been like a person or furniture also just the way.
Jarrett Campbell
Just the way he's plugging the page here be like, go to my wife's page. Check out the video.
Zach Amico
I guess it's on TikTok or whatever.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah. The fuck are we doing? These guys are. They're try to build a channel.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I agree. I don't. I don't. I don't like it.
Micah Fox
Well, what have they put out anything like new?
Jarrett Campbell
I don't know. But I heard Matt Rife rented that apartment.
Zach Amico
Yeah, he's gonna sell solo cup.
Micah Fox
Solo cup deal. Right.
Zach Amico
Solo cup deal. That'll do it.
Micah Fox
Yeah. Matt Rife in solo.
Zach Amico
All right, let's. Let's. Let's lighten the mood. A man was beheaded with a meat cleaver while masturbating, then cooked and eaten in what authorities are calling a cons of extreme violence.
Jarrett Campbell
All right. Did he come?
Shannon
Can I. A little disclaimer here. I didn't realize how much they were going to show. They show everything. So just prepare yourself for what you're about to see.
Jarrett Campbell
What? Sure. Can. Can I prepare? Oh, no, I don't. Oh.
Zach Amico
Guy masturbating. Shannon, Gross.
Micah Fox
We're lightening the mood.
Zach Amico
Who.
Jarrett Campbell
How to look away.
Micah Fox
Wait, what is that laughing?
Zach Amico
Whoa. Dude.
Jarrett Campbell
I had to look away when the cleaver was coming down.
Zach Amico
That was real surprise cock fags. Didn't see that one coming. Neither did I. Wow. That was really worse.
Jarrett Campbell
It literally told us what we were about to see.
Zach Amico
Don't play it. Don't play it yet.
Jarrett Campbell
No, no.
Shannon
Oh, you want me to stop it?
Zach Amico
Pause it.
Jarrett Campbell
Pause it.
Shannon
Oh, I warned you.
Micah Fox
You want to screen. I got a text from my cousin I haven't heard from forever, so I'm reading. I had no clue what we were about to watch. I look up.
Jarrett Campbell
I. I was wondering why you were so locked in, because I was like, she told us. He told us what happened. She said, we're gonna see it all. And I'm like, I don't want fucking. It's fucking. What is it? It's not even 1pm Holy.
Micah Fox
Wait a second. I didn't know that was a. I didn't know it was a cleaver. I thought it was like a thing. And I was like, oh. No one's head would come that cleanly off. So I immediately assumed it was not real.
Jarrett Campbell
Okay, first of all, I'm never.
Micah Fox
I have to. I'm never gonna look at my text again. That was crazy.
Zach Amico
First of all, you learned your lesson.
Micah Fox
I really did.
Jarrett Campbell
First of all, that exist on the.
Zach Amico
The. The sushi chef precision.
Micah Fox
Why would they do that?
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah. Hibachi flips his fucking.
Zach Amico
He's got an egg and he turns his face into a volcano. Who throws his brain into his head.
Micah Fox
What was that for?
Zach Amico
So they said, I believe it was a consensual cannibalism. So this has happened a few times where people have fantasies of being murdered.
Micah Fox
I didn't see cannibalism.
Zach Amico
No.
Micah Fox
There.
Zach Amico
Because after this they are going to cook him and eat him.
Micah Fox
But okay, but okay. But he's jacking off before the beheading.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah. Which is like, kind of like that's the ultimate edge, I guess. But like for him, that's a huge loss, right. Because I mean, you got time that so. Well, if that guy wants to. Wants to come right at the end. I think he lost his head before he could even finish.
Micah Fox
Yeah, I mean, I feel like they could know when he's coming.
Jarrett Campbell
My biggest problem with this video is that I don't think he came. Yeah, yeah, that's what's bugging me. That's why I looked away. I was fucking disappointed.
Zach Amico
I had a dominatrix that used to tell me that I would tell her that I wanted her to kill me and stuff. It was a thing we had. And then I realized I could never time that right. Cause if I didn't come yet, I'd be like, wait, hold on, I ain't come yet. And then if I did come, I would be like, ah, nevermind, you're done.
Jarrett Campbell
Sure, you get the sober reflection after.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you get that come clarity. I don't want to die from this.
Micah Fox
Wait, if he wanted to be eaten, why did he need his head cut off? Because he could have like lost a limb, watched them eat that and still beaten off with the other limb.
Zach Amico
Maybe that was his thing, the head cut off.
Micah Fox
But he can't be his thing because he's dead now.
Jarrett Campbell
Well, I think he probably also. I'm going to go ahead and just say that maybe that guy wasn't doing so well, you know, I think he was. If. If you're ready for that. He's down on his rock and there's another guy who, who Zigben. He should have zagged a few times. You know, if you end up on that slat, ready to get your head cut off like you're jerking off.
Zach Amico
The thing that sucks is he's on the bathroom floor. He's not even comfy.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh, that's the bathroom floor.
Zach Amico
Oh, if you bring up the other angle, there's a toilet next to him.
Jarrett Campbell
No, no, I believe you. I believe you. Yep, there we go. Me dad, look at that bathroom too.
Micah Fox
This is USA Crime.
Shannon
But that's.
Micah Fox
This Is this. Is the.
Zach Amico
Where is this?
Shannon
So I. I don't know. In this article from Instagram, they didn't give information. And there's, like. As you said, there's a few times this happened, so I wasn't sure exactly which one this is.
Micah Fox
A few times?
Zach Amico
Yeah, I've read of a few times where people have met online and, like, there was the Cannibal Cop got arrested.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Where people, like, talk. I think a lot of them just, like, jerking off to the conversation.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah, I've heard. No, I've heard of it. Like, it's a real thing. Like, people.
Zach Amico
But there are people that have met on, like, dark web websites where they're like, I want to be cooked and eaten.
Micah Fox
I know there's that guy in Germany, but, like, he lost pieces of himself first.
Zach Amico
You don't.
Micah Fox
You don't go head first.
Jarrett Campbell
But maybe this guy.
Zach Amico
Maybe this is a real.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah, bro. Not a lot of them left. And what? We got one specific reason.
Zach Amico
I mean. So I'm gonna tell you guys to both close your eyes because I need to see the other angle of this.
Jarrett Campbell
Okay. I'm not gonna look.
Zach Amico
So. Yeah. Please refrain if you're in the chat and you don't want to see this. You. Oh.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh.
Zach Amico
Is it good?
Jarrett Campbell
Really good.
Micah Fox
Why would I look?
Zach Amico
Oh, maybe it's a movie.
Micah Fox
Well, the thing is that it was so clean, I was expecting, like, pieces to come out of the neck.
Jarrett Campbell
Listen, if they can make that cup move, they can fake this.
Micah Fox
That's a good point. Oh, but the way that blood's coming out, and he said, that's it.
Jarrett Campbell
As it would. I don't think it's real. I'm gonna choose to believe it's not.
Zach Amico
Okay. Yeah, that's. So there's a. I have to believe.
Micah Fox
It'S not because I watched it.
Zach Amico
I need you to know how good practical effects can be.
Shannon
This is still moving though, his head.
Zach Amico
Oh, wow. Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh, yeah.
Zach Amico
I did not.
Micah Fox
Wait, did he piss on it?
Zach Amico
No, I think they were. Whoa.
Shannon
Oh, look, he's making him suck his own dick.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh, he is. Yep. He's giving himself a blowjob. I get it now. I get why they like this stuff.
Zach Amico
Shannon, can you please, for the love of God, clip you saying that? Put it on my soundboard, dude. I think that's real, dude. And now it's just gonna be like, they eat. They cook them, but it's like one of those, like, Indian things where it's this big pot. I ain't never seen it eat a head.
Jarrett Campbell
You don't think they're gonna walk. They're gonna walk. His head.
Zach Amico
No, look, it's like one of those. It's like. Oh, yeah. It's like. It's like when those dudes in sandals and a dirty coat cook like a horse's face.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah. This is exactly the street food that makes you fuck that ruins your trip.
Zach Amico
Yeah. This is the street food. Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
Back to the hostel.
Zach Amico
Yeah. You got to buy a Fanta in a plastic bag. Yeah. That's how we doing.
Micah Fox
Listen, you know, I. I always love coming on the show. I learned so much here.
Jarrett Campbell
Like, you know what's funny is I did say to. I did say to her on the way in, I'm like, I don't know anything about the show, really. Like, I'm familiar with Zach, but I don't really know what, like, happens on the show. She goes, oh, it's just. We just say it's like a new show. You do. I'm like, that's great. Then I'm watching a fucking small Filipino man beat off while his head gets butchered.
Zach Amico
I'm like, did he give him the Iggy? It almost looked like he was like, I'm coming.
Jarrett Campbell
I. That's what I'm wondering. That's what's gonna bother me.
Zach Amico
Yeah. He gave him the. The what? The. The high sign.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Gobble, gobble. Yeah.
Micah Fox
I. You want to know? Like, I don't. I don't even care about this guy. I just don't want to have seen the body.
Jarrett Campbell
Sure you don't.
Micah Fox
I feel like he's. He's better off than I am right now.
Jarrett Campbell
Something to think about later.
Zach Amico
Yeah. He got his decks out.
Micah Fox
Yeah. You know, you could remove a rib to do that too.
Zach Amico
Sure.
Micah Fox
You don't need to decapitate.
Jarrett Campbell
That's harder than you think.
Zach Amico
I could. I can see this being very.
Micah Fox
That's why you're really going back to Toronto.
Zach Amico
It's hard to think, but there are. So there's free over there. There's a fake stuff movie called Flower, Flesh and Blood that's from Japan in the 90s or maybe late 80s. And it's so fucking real looking that Charlie Sheen gave it to the FBI and said, I think someone gave me real stuff.
Micah Fox
Wow. When you got Charlie Sheen narcing, when.
Zach Amico
Charlie Sheen goes fba, he's like, hey, listen, people are doing. And they had to prove to the FBI how they did it and show that the girl was still alive. The cannibal holocaust guys went to the jail for the same thing.
Micah Fox
So now that's. That's a Penn and Teller show I would watch.
Zach Amico
That would be awesome. Is it Snuff with Pen and Teller? A snuff is a snuff. Ye. Pen, look at me, baby. I know. We have to know some mutual people, Pen. A snuff is a snuff. Please, let me just be a guest. And I want to watch that so bad. Dude, show us. Show us. Get Tom Savini on. And just the same way you show how magic tricks are done, or don't say, is this real or not? And have gore experts watch a video and then guess whether it's real or not.
Micah Fox
Real, silly. Real serial killers on. And as a panel, they have to judge whether or not they really killed someone.
Zach Amico
Oh, dude, somebody.
Jarrett Campbell
That's good.
Zach Amico
I'm part of that.
Jarrett Campbell
I like that a lot.
Zach Amico
I'm part of a Facebook group for serial killer memorabilia.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And somebody put up 8 by tens today from John Wayne Gacy's crawl space of the bodies.
Jarrett Campbell
Wow.
Zach Amico
And I really was like, I know I can't afford it.
Jarrett Campbell
Not that. But do you have any memorabilia?
Zach Amico
Yeah, I have a bunch.
Jarrett Campbell
Can you tell me some? I'm big true crime guy.
Zach Amico
Okay. I've gone over on the show before. I'll keep it quick. I have Manson's hair, the Life magazine. I have rubble from Ed, the hardware store. I have dirt from Spawn Ranch. I think I have dirt.
Jarrett Campbell
You bought dirt? Not just any dirt.
Zach Amico
I have something from Ed Gein's grave, too.
Jarrett Campbell
Jesus Christ. Christ.
Zach Amico
I have a piece of John Wayne Gacy's death row shirt. I have. Fuck, I always forget the guy's name. There was a Seinfeld episode where Elaine was dating a guy with the same name as a serial killer.
Jarrett Campbell
Bundy?
Zach Amico
No, no, it was a lesser known one. But I have. Frank got me his college artwork.
Micah Fox
How do you authenticate the dirt?
Zach Amico
They, like, take pictures and then putting it in the bag and shit. I don't care. I don't care.
Shannon
Joel Rifkin.
Zach Amico
Yes, Joel Rifkin. I have his college photography project. I have.
Micah Fox
How much is Joel Rifkin's photography project?
Zach Amico
I don't know. Frank bought that.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Zach Amico
I have two copies of the NBA card with the Menendez brothers sitting courtside.
Micah Fox
That's actually.
Jarrett Campbell
That's fucking dope. That's a good one.
Zach Amico
Mike Rainey got me a piece of the bridge from the Delphi murders.
Jarrett Campbell
What?
Zach Amico
He just went and ripped it off the train track? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He cool ripped a piece of the bridge off.
Jarrett Campbell
I mean, crazy, but cool.
Zach Amico
Yeah, Just all dumb shit.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah. Yeah. That's so interesting.
Zach Amico
And I saw today the Gacy's like. Because my dream is a Gacy painting.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh, yeah, that's right. Because he was.
Zach Amico
Yeah, my dream is a Gacy painting one day.
Micah Fox
And that all has to be like, sold like under the radar. Right. Because you can't profit off of being a serial killer.
Jarrett Campbell
But can't you.
Zach Amico
In America can't profit.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh, can't you write a fucking book in America about not.
Zach Amico
They. They changed the laws.
Jarrett Campbell
Okay.
Zach Amico
So there is a thing that the money. If the killer set makes money, it has to go to the victim's family.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh, interesting.
Zach Amico
But I think once it's a collector's piece, then it's whoever owns it, right yard, my brother in law has a Richard Ramirez drawing. I'm trying to think. I know I have other. Oh, I have a big vinyl sign from when they took Ed Gein's car out to like freak shows. Really? And I was like the ghoul of Plainfield. And they. They would put it like the same way. They would be like Hitler's car.
Jarrett Campbell
Right?
Zach Amico
They had Ed Gein's car. I have the sign from that. All dumb shit.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Just. It makes me. It's my thing.
Jarrett Campbell
That's interesting.
Zach Amico
I'm not allowed to hang it up. I have a drawer in the house.
Jarrett Campbell
Okay.
Zach Amico
Mrs. Amico does not approve.
Jarrett Campbell
Okay. I like that.
Zach Amico
Yeah. She. She finds it to be bad juju. Yeah.
Micah Fox
You think?
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah, I'd love to see some of.
Zach Amico
It, but yeah, I have the scare. I have the scary drawer in the house. There's stuff that's not allowed to be hung up.
Jarrett Campbell
You ever get any bad vibes around that drawer? No, it's all good.
Zach Amico
It's all fine.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah.
Zach Amico
My friend, I have a friend that collects, like, hardcore. She's got a Gacy painting. She's got the pulley from Geen's Farm. She goes to police auctions with John Waters.
Jarrett Campbell
How do you guys. How do you. How do you. How do you guys all meet each other?
Zach Amico
This shit. We're watching Gary Busey rape ladies.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Fucking horror conventions. And we're going, that's crazy. What do you got.
Micah Fox
Now what goes like, what do you want to do with a Gacy painting? You want to look at him and be like, man, what a great man.
Jarrett Campbell
That's just kind of interesting, like, historically. Like the same way, like someone would collect a piece of Nazi memorabilia or something. I guess.
Micah Fox
Yeah. I also think that's a little like.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah, yeah, no, it is.
Zach Amico
Yeah. I'm not saying it's healthy.
Jarrett Campbell
It is.
Micah Fox
Yeah. Okay.
Zach Amico
Can I ever tell you the idea when Lewis can got the first house?
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Zach Amico
So somebody had given him a record or a portrait of Cosby and he couldn't hang it up. But I wanted him to get that Louie and then like three other cancelled comedians and put it down a hallway and then the last one's a mirror.
Jarrett Campbell
I mean, to be a installation piece.
Micah Fox
To call Cosby a canceled comedian. I think undersells the situation.
Zach Amico
Sure.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah, probably Ron Jeremy's a canceled porn star.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Yes, technically.
Jarrett Campbell
Technically, yes.
Zach Amico
Cancel to be sure. Rapist.
Micah Fox
Yeah, I was like, this is underselling the ax.
Zach Amico
He's selling tickets though.
Micah Fox
Yeah. So he's not even canceled.
Zach Amico
Yeah, that's true. Just rapist.
Micah Fox
Right.
Jarrett Campbell
Well, I don't know that canceled doesn't mean you're not selling tickets anymore. Yeah, tickets to a different group of people. Now.
Micah Fox
Has anyone ever been successfully canceled?
Jarrett Campbell
Well, I mean, canceled out of the mainstream.
Zach Amico
Weinstein.
Jarrett Campbell
Weinstein. He also went down. But he's also sick and like falling apart and like he's not gonna work again. No, I don't keep his money.
Micah Fox
Yeah, he got out of jail.
Zach Amico
So who's been canceled?
Micah Fox
Anyone been kid.
Jarrett Campbell
Like of course R. Kelly Diddy didn't even get canceled. Watch Diddy come back with something after he's been acquitted of almost every one of those.
Micah Fox
But I mean canceled, like not arrested for crime. I just mean like you're a bad guy and now we don't with you. Like other people won't with him. Like Louie lost his show or whatever, but like he's still selling out msg. He's fine.
Jarrett Campbell
You know, that's what I mean. It's usually just. It's just.
Zach Amico
Has anyone been ruined?
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah, cuz the demographic just shifts, right. They find a new group of people that do with them, but they lose a lot of the old people. But there's always somebody out there who's going to with you. Yeah, that's a good question.
Zach Amico
What about the guy who directed Rosemary's Baby post mortem.
Micah Fox
Lansky.
Zach Amico
He's not allowed in the country.
Micah Fox
He's not allowed in the country, but he's.
Jarrett Campbell
People still watch his movies. Who got hard canceled post death. Chris Benoit.
Zach Amico
Yeah, Chris Benoit's a tough one.
Jarrett Campbell
Postmortem they canceled him and if you remember Raw the next night they were all celebrating him.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
And then it came out. What happened? And listen, I'm Canadian, so the crippler, like I fucking. I love. I Saw him wrestle three weeks before he did it. Had a house show and. But after that they. They erased him. Yeah, he wasn't here to plead his case, but that's a successful postmortem canceling.
Zach Amico
That is a pretty good one. Hogan did all right.
Jarrett Campbell
Hogan did fine. Mind you, his legacy is very tainted. And you didn't realize how tainted until his death.
Zach Amico
Yes. You know, he. I had a friend, I have a few friends that work at wwe and one was working at what was the WWE Network at the time as an editor. And he missed, I want to say, our fourth of July one year because it was right around n word gate with Hulk Hogan. Yeah, that's what the gate he had outside of his house to keep him out.
Micah Fox
Sure, you gotta buzz the giant, Ed. At least he didn't have an inward.
Jarrett Campbell
Moat that would have been more effective. You know, it's a lesser known Hogan incident that I always found fucking hysterical. And I've been telling everybody since he died, it was a thing that happened I don't know how long ago. Probably like 10 years ago now. He opened up a bar in Florida, right. Like a beach bar. And outside of the bar there was a list of like there was a dress code and all the things that you couldn't wear inside of the bar. And it just so perfectly described anything a black guy would wear.
Zach Amico
But it's also.
Jarrett Campbell
It's like all the saggy pants. No do rag.
Zach Amico
They were like, this is. But it's also Hulk Hogan's bar. And it's like no cut off sleeves, no durag.
Jarrett Campbell
I know, that's the funny thing. He's wearing the fucking bandana. But like that one, it was always super funny to me because if you read it back, you're like, this is describing one type of person.
Zach Amico
I did a. So I work with icp. I do commentary for their wrestling.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh yeah, Nice.
Zach Amico
And we did a venue not to a couple months ago. And no shit. Outside they had the no black people dress code.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And it was no saggy pants, no face tattoos, no hoodies, no sideways caps, no sneakers. And literally every single sneakers at a wrestling show. Every. Well, it was a concert too.
Micah Fox
Okay.
Zach Amico
But every single person on the line had all those things.
Jarrett Campbell
Right.
Micah Fox
How are you supposed to mosh in fucking Oxford's?
Zach Amico
Every single person online was wearing it. It was literally just so that if they have to kick somebody out.
Micah Fox
I see, I see they have.
Zach Amico
Well, you're not on the drive.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh, it's like fine print.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
Like read the fucking sign.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
Okay.
Zach Amico
And you gotta be a. You gotta be a real animal to kick that. One of those shows.
Micah Fox
Yeah, yeah.
Zach Amico
And they. I've seen it. I seens it. All right, let's do one more thing before we get out of here. Did we have any more of that guy getting killed training?
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah. You wanna watch that again?
Shannon
No, that's.
Jarrett Campbell
Slow it down, Shannon.
Zach Amico
I. You know, I gotta be. I gotta be completely honest with you. Let's do one more. Does it live? Because why not? Let's just keep all. Let's keep it all super dark today. Saudi Arabian amusement park ride snaps in half.
Jarrett Campbell
Oh, I saw that.
Zach Amico
So we're gonna watch this and we're gonna decide whether or not we think there was some deaths. And then we're gonna get out of here.
Jarrett Campbell
You'll like this one. If you like the first one. You're gonna like this.
Micah Fox
I hate all this now.
Zach Amico
If it makes you feel any better, there's no close up decapitation of this one.
Jarrett Campbell
No.
Micah Fox
But, but what about the masturbation?
Zach Amico
Oh, they're all masturbating. It's just a ride.
Micah Fox
That's just the ride. I'm like scared by the ride now.
Zach Amico
You'd be even more scared than Saudi Arabia.
Jarrett Campbell
That's a Saudi Arabian carnage.
Zach Amico
Okay. It's just a fun day with the friends. Yeah, Put the sound on.
Micah Fox
Yeah, we have to hear the screams.
Shannon
It just stopped on its own.
Zach Amico
There we go. What's fun there?
Shannon
I'm gonna stop it there.
Jarrett Campbell
Few ass crackers.
Micah Fox
Someone flew off, right? Or was that a piece?
Zach Amico
I think I'm hoping it was a shoe.
Jarrett Campbell
I think it was a shoe.
Zach Amico
God bless you.
Jarrett Campbell
Now I'm gonna say that maybe, maybe a death or two, but I think a lot of just spinal injury, like that's like.
Micah Fox
Yeah. Because they put chair first. It wasn't huge.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah, but that's. It's gonna hurt.
Zach Amico
I think you get whiplash.
Jarrett Campbell
People are walking different.
Micah Fox
Oh, you don't wanna. You don't want to ride that ride. You know, you're gonna stay away from a park.
Jarrett Campbell
Okay. If you had two tickets left and that you just saw that, you still gotta. Gotta go use them somewhere, right?
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Getting out on that ride, getting out of their shirt. I get you on the Himalaya.
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah, I got.
Micah Fox
Now the line's gonna be so long.
Zach Amico
You got Himalaya. They're all jammed up because Gravitron on that one.
Jarrett Campbell
Gravitron is a little dicey in Saudi Arabia. Tuna.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Micah Fox
Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
Getting pinned up against that wall.
Micah Fox
They're like, you heretic you're not supposed. He's leaving the ground.
Zach Amico
Yeah, the guy just has to put his curvy sword on the wall and he gets everybody. Exactly. Wait, Shannon, let's see it again because I want to see if that was a person or a shoe. Whoop.
Jarrett Campbell
That's a shoe. That person would be too small to ride that ride.
Zach Amico
I. I want to say no deaths, but you don't know. Somebody could just gotten bang the wrong.
Micah Fox
Way and they're not.
Zach Amico
You could.
Jarrett Campbell
It depends on your age, your health.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Jarrett Campbell
Where you at?
Micah Fox
They're not. And they're not going to say if someone died. That's not escaping their country information.
Shannon
So I'm pretty sure there were 23 people on board. All 23 people were injured. Three critically injured, but no deaths as of yet.
Jarrett Campbell
There we go. That's what I said, right?
Shannon
And I could play. I could play the remainder if you want to see.
Jarrett Campbell
Everyone hurt. No kidding.
Zach Amico
Did that lady run away?
Jarrett Campbell
That's the carney dude.
Zach Amico
Is the carny in a burka?
Jarrett Campbell
Yeah.
Shannon
Let me go back.
Zach Amico
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Her run of the Wait. Yeah, yeah. It's the car.
Jarrett Campbell
She got booze on her breath.
Zach Amico
Oh, nice.
Micah Fox
That is hilarious.
Zach Amico
Get out of there, dude. They'll recognize me.
Micah Fox
Oh, my God.
Zach Amico
What is she afraid of?
Micah Fox
She's probably afraid of her husband.
Zach Amico
That's the last time that. That's the last time a woman's working at that fucking carnival.
Jarrett Campbell
Might get a hand raised after letting that ride break.
Zach Amico
Oh, yeah, I was gonna say that might be. She might be serving snow cone. She might be serving snow cones with a stump. All right, guys, we're gonna call it there. Thank you for watching. Sorry if that was oddly morbid. I had a weird weekend. So thank you so much to my wonderful guest, Jarrett Campbell, and the effervescent, beautiful and hilarious Micah Fox. I did not mean to dump all that on you in that order.
Micah Fox
You've ruined my week.
Zach Amico
Oh, that can't be true. You have to go home to Tim. All right, thank you guys so much. And you can make him watch all that now.
Micah Fox
He'll love it.
Zach Amico
Yeah. So perfect. He'll finally get hard this week. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. And we will see you on Wednesday here on the old Morning Z. Huh? Just like the favorite ob, Smile, grab a coffee and join the crew. It's a Miko morning, too. It's a Miko morning, too.
Zac Amico's Morning Zoo - Episode 0033: Myka Fox and Jarrett Campbell
Release Date: August 8, 2025 | Host: GaS Digital Network
1. Introduction and Guest Welcome (00:00 – 02:18)
Zac Amico kicks off the episode by warmly welcoming his friends and new guests. Myka Fox from the "Great Hang" podcast and Jarrett Campbell from the "Dude Buddy" podcast join him for a lively Monday morning session. The trio engages in light-hearted banter, promoting their respective social media channels and upcoming shows.
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2. Gary Busey's Legal Troubles and Behavior (04:37 – 07:05)
The conversation shifts to a somber topic as Zac brings up the news of Gary Busey pleading guilty to groping women at a New Jersey horror convention. The guests discuss the implications of Busey's actions, speculating on whether age and potential dementia played roles in his behavior.
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The group humorously debates the authenticity of certain clips and the possibility of deepfakes affecting public perception of celebrities.
3. Personal Experiences with Ron Jeremy (10:06 – 14:09)
Myka and Jarrett share their unsettling encounters with Ron Jeremy, recounting moments where Jeremy's inappropriate behavior was evident. They discuss instances at comedy shows and strip clubs, highlighting the challenges of working alongside such controversial figures.
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The discussion underscores the difficulties and ethical dilemmas faced when dealing with individuals known for predatory behavior.
4. Ownership of the Annabelle Doll and Conjuring Lore (36:46 – 43:58)
Shannon introduces a chilling update about Matt Rife purchasing the Warrens' house and the infamous Annabelle doll. The guests delve into the history of the doll, its lore, and the potential implications of its new ownership. They speculate whether this acquisition could lead to new horror productions or tours involving the doll.
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The panel critically examines the authenticity of supernatural claims and the exploitation of haunted artifacts for commercial gain.
5. Collecting Serial Killer Memorabilia (59:51 – 63:39)
Zac reveals his involvement in a Facebook group dedicated to serial killer memorabilia. The guests discuss the fascination and controversies surrounding the collection of items related to notorious criminals like John Wayne Gacy and Ed Gein. They touch on the ethical boundaries and the thin line between historical interest and obsession.
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The conversation highlights the macabre interests of some individuals and the lengths they go to obtain authentic pieces of infamy.
6. The Concept of "Canceled" Celebrities (63:00 – 66:12)
The trio explores the notion of "canceling" celebrities, debating whether figures like Hulk Hogan or Weinstein have truly been ostracized or if they've simply shifted their audience demographics. They discuss the impact of public scandals on a celebrity's career and legacy.
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This section provides insight into the effectiveness of public backlash and social media in altering or ending a celebrity's career.
7. Reviewing a Disturbing Video: Beheading While Masturbating (50:00 – 58:58)
In an intense segment, the hosts watch and react to a shocking video depicting a man being beheaded with a meat cleaver while masturbating. They debate the authenticity of the video, discussing practical effects versus real violence. The conversation pivots to broader topics of consent and the portrayal of extreme violence in media.
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The episode delves into the unsettling nature of graphic content and the psychological impact it has on viewers.
8. Closing Thoughts and Final Banter (72:55 – End)
As the episode wraps up, the guests reflect on the day's heavy discussions with a mix of humor and discomfort. They share personal anecdotes and light-hearted comments to ease the tension from earlier topics.
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The hosts leave listeners with a blend of introspection and levity, maintaining the show's characteristic chaotic yet engaging atmosphere.
Conclusion
Episode 0033 of "Zac Amico's Morning Zoo" offers a deep dive into controversial celebrity behavior, the allure of dark memorabilia, and the fine line between entertainment and exploitation. Through candid conversations and sharp humor, Zac, Myka, and Jarrett navigate complex topics, providing listeners with both laughter and critical reflections on the bizarre and often unsettling facets of popular culture.
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Note: This summary intentionally omits promotional segments and non-content sections to focus solely on the substantive discussions of the episode.