0034. Sidney Gantt

Summary

Zac Amico's Morning Zoo - Episode 0034: Sidney Gantt Release Date: August 10, 2025
Host: GaS Digital Network
Guest: Sydney Gantt

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Introduction and Guest Welcome

The episode kicks off with Zac Amico welcoming listeners to another chaotic edition of "Zac Amico's Morning Zoo." Zac introduces his guest, Sydney Gantt, highlighting him as the first Black guest on the show. Their camaraderie is evident as they engage in playful banter about Sydney bringing his children to the podcast.

Notable Quote:

• Zac Amico [01:23]: "We're joined by one of our guests, and one of our guests is arriving very soon, I hope. Across the table from me, one of my favorite people to podcast with from World War Fun. It is our good buddy, Sydney Gantt."

Personal Anecdotes and Family Dynamics

Sydney shares humorous stories about his kids' behavior during the podcast, describing them as "menaces" who become more relaxed in familiar environments. The conversation veers into light-hearted discussions about family interactions, emphasizing the playful and sometimes challenging dynamics between parents and children.

Notable Quote:

• Sydney Gantt [02:01]: "They shy away when they're in an environment where other people are also menaces."

Pop Culture Commentary: Hulk Hogan's Funeral

Zac and Sydney delve into a comedic analysis of Bam Margera's tribute at Hulk Hogan's funeral. They mockingly categorize various celebrities present, referring to them as "the four horsemen of the white trash apocalypse," highlighting the absurdity and over-the-top nature of celebrity gatherings.

Notable Quote:

• Zac Amico [03:35]: "But I wanted to show you Bam Margera's post from Hulk Hogan's funeral. Hilarious. That was a cloud above Hulk Hogan's funeral."

Humor Around Sex and Relationships

The duo engages in a candid and humorous discussion about sex, farts, and relationship dynamics. They share personal stories about awkward moments during intimacy, blending crude humor with relatable experiences. This segment underscores the show's signature chaotic and unfiltered style.

Notable Quote:

• Zac Amico [08:05]: "And she was like, oh, my God, you feel so good. And my mind, I was like, oh, you have no clue how quickly this is over. And I just started cracking up."

Lateness and Workplace Humor

Zac and Sydney humorously critique a colleague’s (Ian's) habit of being late, weaving in exaggerated scenarios involving bathroom mishaps and inappropriate attire. Their mock frustration highlights the challenges of punctuality in a lighthearted manner.

Notable Quote:

• Zac Amico [13:03]: "I want to look up. Shank, you look up this thing about Pennsylvania Dutch room, because I've never heard of that."

Controversial Topics: Racism and Blackface

The conversation takes a more contentious turn as Zac and Sydney discuss sensitive topics like racism and blackface. They navigate these discussions with a mix of satire and provocative humor, reflecting the show's edgy and unrestrained approach to controversial subjects.

Notable Quote:

• Sydney Gantt [27:57]: "Women stay svelte, I think."

Genetics and Inbreeding in Communities

Sydney introduces a pseudo-scientific discussion about Neanderthal DNA and its alleged link to autism, alongside the impact of inbreeding in certain communities. While attempting to bring humor, the conversation skirts sensitive scientific topics, blending fact with exaggerated claims.

Notable Quote:

• Zach Amico [32:13]: "So basically the more Neanderthal you got, the more likely you are to be a bit on the TISM scale."

Family Stories and Personal Struggles

The guests share deeply personal stories about family interactions, highlighting experiences of racial and sexual identity struggles. Sydney recounts moments where his mother’s hurtful remarks had a profound impact on him, showcasing the show's blend of humor with raw, emotional narratives.

Notable Quote:

• Sydney Gantt [46:21]: "She looks at me and says, you fucking faggot."

Closing Songs and Bar Culture

Zac and Sydney discuss the tradition of closing songs in bars, reminiscing about their favorite tracks and sharing humorous anecdotes related to bar outings. They explore how certain songs become symbolic for signaling the end of a night out.

Notable Quote:

• Sydney Gantt [55:47]: "My favorite time period was when the closing song was 'Is How You Do It' by Montell Jordan."

Promotion and Final Thoughts

Towards the end, Zac promotes Sydney's podcast, "World War Fun," emphasizing its humor and popularity. They wrap up the episode by encouraging listeners to support their shows and join their respective communities.

Notable Quote:

• Sydney Gantt [63:27]: "World War Fun is one of the funniest new podcasts out there right now."

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Conclusion

This episode of "Zac Amico's Morning Zoo" blends humor, personal stories, and edgy discussions, providing listeners with an unfiltered and entertaining start to their day. While the conversation touches on controversial and sensitive topics, the hosts maintain a comedic tone, characteristic of the show's chaotic and irreverent style.

Disclaimer: The episode includes discussions that involve offensive language and controversial topics. Listener discretion is advised.

Transcript

[Zach Amico]

Fill her up. You're listening to the GAS Digital Network. Wake up, it's time to go Zach Amico's got a show Animals are here to play Choke some guests to start your day Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and join the cre It's a miko morning, too. Wake up, wake up, wake up. It's a Wednesday, and it's your other boy, the international superstar Zach Amico. Welcoming all my zoo files to another edition of Zach Amico's Morning Zoo. We're just getting started. Sorry we're a little late today. We're joined by one of our guests, and one of our guests is arriving very soon, I hope. Across the table from me, one of my favorite people to podcast with from World War Fun. It is our good buddy, Sydney Gantt.

[Sydney Gantt]

Let's go.

[Zach Amico]

How you doing, buddy?

[Sydney Gantt]

I'm good, man. I'm happy to be. I'm happy to be the first black guest here today.

[Zach Amico]

You know, I've been on a streak. You're on. You're a stereotype destroyer.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You're here. Your beautiful family made a stop in real quick.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Very, very nice to see everybody and thank you for joining us and thank you as always for your time. Buddy.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. They embarrassed me a little bit.

[Zach Amico]

Why?

[Sydney Gantt]

I brought my kids in to.

[Zach Amico]

They're shy.

[Sydney Gantt]

It's a lot. They are not shy. They're all menaces. And. But when they are in an environment where. Where other people are also menaces.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Sydney Gantt]

They, like. I don't know if I. I don't know if I'm a good enough. Men, like, they. They shy away.

[Zach Amico]

I could tell they were a little. They were a little shy to say hello to everybody.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But it's a. It's a different, you know, it's a different feel.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. They. They came in here and they were like. They just felt it in the air that they could say.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sydney Gantt]

And they were like, what do I say first?

[Zach Amico]

Well, that's your twins given names.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So I understand. Because when you come in here, you're like, it's an office. It's a professional setting. But it's also loosey goosey.

[Sydney Gantt]

It is.

[Zach Amico]

There's TV on. There's music playing.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I think they didn't know how to read the sitch.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. It's really funny to watch kids when they walk into a room and they know they can't get in trouble.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. You know, it's like coming to an adult playhouse.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

So they're like, we could tell it. This is a fun place, but this is not a fun for kids place.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, when do I take my dick out? Like, I don't want to do it too early, but I also don't want.

[Zach Amico]

To do it too late.

[Sydney Gantt]

No, you don't want to miss it. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But, yeah. Beautiful family. Your beautiful wife. Thank you for hanging out. Touching tribute to Hulk Hogan. Posted the. The menagerie of white trash that showed up at the Hulk Hogan funeral. Yeah, I mean, it was like they were trying. It's like everybody had a ring that they all had to put in a lockbox to make sure Trump gets a third term.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It was just like. It was. I mean, it's perfect.

[Sydney Gantt]

It's.

[Zach Amico]

This is Theo Vaughn, Triple H, Kid Rock, and Bam Margera.

[Sydney Gantt]

Mm.

[Zach Amico]

And if that is not the four horsemen of the white trash apocalypse.

[Sydney Gantt]

That is.

[Zach Amico]

That's what you get.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But I wanted to show you Bam Margera's post from Hulk Hogan's funeral.

[Sydney Gantt]

Okay. That was also like generations of white trash kind of touching each other.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, there was a lot of overlap.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Bam's tribute from the funeral. Hilarious. That was a cloud above Hulk Hogan's funeral.

[Sydney Gantt]

I mean, he's not wrong. That cloud looks like it was a gift from God.

[Zach Amico]

And I actually think it's kind of sweet. His ex junkie head.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And the funniest thing to me is, I don't know if you remember this. A few years ago, Hulk Hogan posted a picture with Bam saying, rip, miss you, because he thought Bam was Ryan Dunn. So I feel like Bam just got in on the Hulk Hogan thing just to be like, I told you I wasn't dead.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. All right, who's. Who's Rip now, bitch?

[Zach Amico]

Who's ripping now? Hulkster. But yes, very, very sad, of course, to watch people try and figure out how they feel about Hulk Hogan postmortem.

[Sydney Gantt]

It's really annoying to watch everybody recontextualize him as a villain.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Sydney Gantt]

You know, when I mean, Shane and I talked about this on World War Fun, but it's like, you got to be able to compartmentalize between Hogan and Terry.

[Zach Amico]

Just like the trial.

[Sydney Gantt]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

Just like the Terry. Hulk Hogan has a 10 inch penis.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. Micro penis.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. The video I saw was pretty impressive. Yeah, some called it the size of a thermos.

[Sydney Gantt]

Okay, good for him. That's Hulkamania right there.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it was Running wild.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know if you've ever seen the clips before all that sex tape got ripped from the Internet.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

The funniness of it was how unaware he was of him being filmed.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Because there's sex tapes where you know, we're making a sex tape.

[Sydney Gantt]

Uh huh.

[Zach Amico]

Then there's sex tapes where you go, oh, they're making a sex tape with the intention of it being leaked.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

AKA the Sarah Abraham Teen mom one where a. It's James Dean, who's a professional cocksmith.

[Sydney Gantt]

Okay. I didn't know that.

[Zach Amico]

Porn star.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And like, it's just so funny because she's getting fucked in the ass, but there's a digital clock in the background and it's like 2:20pm yeah. It's not a time for ass fucking. This was a scheduled ass fucking.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then there's sex tapes where you're like, oh, we're doing this for us. And you feel those are the hot ones.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Because you're like, I'm not supposed to see this.

[Sydney Gantt]

Huh.

[Zach Amico]

Then there's this, which is straight up voyeurism. He's so unaware he's being filmed. At one point in the middle of sex, he goes, oh, I ate like a pig before. And he's like rubbing his belly.

[Sydney Gantt]

Dude, that. That is confidence that I would never be able to understand. I don't think I've ever said a full word during sex. That's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

I could be a little talkative.

[Sydney Gantt]

No. At one time, like I, you know, I prefer for my wife to be silent.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sydney Gantt]

Because talking during sex is just too silly to me.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sydney Gantt]

And one time I was having sex with a girl in high school. We were in a dugout outside at a baseball field. In a dugout.

[Zach Amico]

You were also in high school.

[Sydney Gantt]

Just to clarify, I mean, you know, Sure. I was in high school, she was in middle school. No, no, no, no, no. We were both in high school, same grade. And do we. We were having sex.

[Zach Amico]

You're black. That doesn't mean you're the same age.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Ninth grade. I was 23. Yeah.

[Sydney Gantt]

I was three years older than her. We were seniors in high school and she.

[Zach Amico]

I cashed out my 401k.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. My son just started his job.

[Zach Amico]

We're celebrating.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. And so I. But, and, and I wasn't good at. I knew I wasn't good at sex and it was like at that point I was like, I am, I'm going to get sex. I am never going to take the time to get good at Sex. I just want to come right.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sydney Gantt]

And we. We had just started having sex. Like, I was. I was probably in there for about 30 seconds, which I knew was halfway through sex.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Sydney Gantt]

And she said, oh, my God, you feel so good. And my mind, I was like, oh, you have no clue how quickly this is over. And I just started cracking up. I laughed my way out of her vagina.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yes. I've done that one before.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, it was insane.

[Zach Amico]

The first time I ever lost an erection during sex was cause I laughed at an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond that was on tv.

[Sydney Gantt]

You should lose an erection for that.

[Zach Amico]

It's a funny show. I don't know what to tell you.

[Sydney Gantt]

It is a funny. First of all, it is a funny show and funnier than it got credit for.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. But also, it shouldn't be on during sex.

[Sydney Gantt]

Exactly.

[Zach Amico]

That was on me.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, that's on you.

[Zach Amico]

That was on me for not changing the channel prior.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's almost like a challenge. Like, can I have sex during Everybody Loves Raymond without my way out of the pussy?

[Zach Amico]

That's no talking whatsoever.

[Sydney Gantt]

I'm not a fan, man. It's like I don't process it in a mature fashion. It always makes me laugh. Like it's for me, talking during sex. You get the same response from me as if you farted during sex.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sydney Gantt]

It doesn't ruin it, but we're in a different area now, by the way.

[Zach Amico]

And this is just me pontificating. This doesn't apply to anybody else, but if your chick has never farted during sex, you're not her hard enough.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah, I could see that for sure. Or I mean, you're just not frequent enough.

[Zach Amico]

Or you just not. Dude, I'll tell you be so bad. I'll tell this.

[Sydney Gantt]

Wife, stop listening right now.

[Zach Amico]

No, she's not listening. Trust me. She's way over this.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

One time, going down on my wife, and she's like, I'm gonna come. And I was like. She's like, oh, no, I think I have to fart. She came and farted while I was going down on her. And this is when I had the long chin hair.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Do you ever, you know in a movie where they drive through a cornfield and the corn splits down the middle? She blew a hole through the middle of my beard. It literally. I had two.

[Sydney Gantt]

She put rubber band.

[Zach Amico]

Her forepot.

[Sydney Gantt]

Rubber band.

[Zach Amico]

I look like I was consistent of a dam.

[Sydney Gantt]

That's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

No, dude, if you're not. If. If you're a Chick. And you've never fared during sex. I don't think you're coming hard enough.

[Sydney Gantt]

By the way, your wife might be the only lady on earth that can tie a cherry stem with her farts.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I mean, half the. The reason jerking off is fun is because you could fart the whole time.

[Sydney Gantt]

Oh, for sure. For sure. It. Well, let me say this before I forget, since we're on the subject. My wife has definitely farted during sex more than she has spoken words during sex.

[Zach Amico]

And I think that's acceptable.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because you're not putting pressure on her speak. But your pressure. You're putting pressure on. If there's a fight. If it's in the chamber.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You're pressing it out.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, I'm extrapolating.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, I know it's been a little while.

[Shannon]

It's been a real long while.

[Zach Amico]

And I know you don't fart.

[Shannon]

I do not.

[Zach Amico]

But if you did, do you think you would ever fart during sex? Accidentally?

[Shannon]

I. I mean, I can assume it would be a possibility. It has never happened.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. I feel like women that don't fart fart the most.

[Shannon]

I also. I just have a quick update. I just got a text from Dave, and he said that there is a fire on the tracks and he doesn't think he's going to be able to make it in.

[Zach Amico]

Well, you know what? That happens. And that's not his fault.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. He was born that way.

[Zach Amico]

That's okay. And we're not mad.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

We're not disappointed. That was beyond his control. And I appreciate him trying to make it in and shit happens. And if this one is just me and my friend said, then so be it, right?

[Sydney Gantt]

Hell, yeah, dude. I don't understand how fucking Dave, Naim. How they had the confidence to keep being later. Do you understand what I'm saying? Like, if you are constantly, like, five.

[Zach Amico]

Dave's not constantly late.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Derek's later. More than Dave, I would say. Right, Shannon?

[Shannon]

Yeah. I don't. I don't think Dave is maybe ever late.

[Sydney Gantt]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

I think that's why I'm giving him a lot of leeway. Dave is pretty good about being on time.

[Shannon]

That was Derek and Naim. Different story.

[Sydney Gantt]

Let me apologize for my racism.

[Zach Amico]

Dave Temple.

[Sydney Gantt]

My bad. I definitely profiled Dave.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no, Dave's not that late. And then, like, here's the thing. Being late in New York, if I know you're taking the subway. Yeah, I can't get that mad, because it really is out of your control at a certain point. You could leave earlier.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

I think if you drive and you're always late, I could tell you you should have left earlier because, you know, it's happened enough.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They're not driving the train, man.

[Sydney Gantt]

That's fair.

[Zach Amico]

I would say. I mean, of all of everyone, Ian's the blackest person I know.

[Sydney Gantt]

Oh, boy.

[Zach Amico]

As far as lateness, he's.

[Sydney Gantt]

He's a. He. He is a potentially not even show up guy.

[Zach Amico]

Ian, it's not that he's late.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It's that he's late with a coffee, which drives me nuts.

[Sydney Gantt]

In a story.

[Zach Amico]

A story every time, dude, you had.

[Sydney Gantt]

Time to develop a fucking story.

[Zach Amico]

It's late with a coffee and a story. Smokes a cig, goes, can I go to the bathroom? Takes a monster dump. Yeah, yeah, sorry, I have ibs. And then comes out of the. I had to have a talk with Ian. I don't know, Shannon. If you remember this, I had to have a talk with Ian. To please put your pants back on and buckle them before coming out of the bathroom because there's women that work here and you can't walk out in your boxers putting your pants back on.

[Shannon]

What about just closing the bathroom door? Because I did walk in on him while peeing because the door just wasn't closed.

[Sydney Gantt]

So, yeah. So this is the crazy thing, right? You would think somebody who is that late all the time is taking their time to buckle their pants up, taking their time to shut the door. But this motherfucker doesn't even have time to zipper his pants before he leaves the bathroom.

[Zach Amico]

And I said, ian, why. Why do you run back out with your pants down? Is it a bit. He's like, no, I just gotta be in the mix. And I'm like, what? He's like, I'm afraid that something funny's gonna happen without me.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. 30 minutes ago, you get here on time. It's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

So then he'll take and go, can I smoke one more cigarette?

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And that's like. That, to me, is way worse than the train. Fucked me.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. So two things. One, if you show up late, your excuse should not have a three act structure and a twist. And two, you cannot ask for favors once you get here.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, you can be late, or you can need to shit and then ask for a cigarette.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

In fact, I would even say you can do one of two. You can either shit or smoke. You can't do both to me.

[Sydney Gantt]

Or next time Ian's late, the way he apologized, he has to be like, oh, My bad, nigga.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I'd be fine with that. I'd be fine with that if Ian showed up in full blackface. And when I'm so size. Sorry, Mr. Meek, Mr. Zacks. So I duns it again.

[Sydney Gantt]

Blackface Ian fight hands.

[Zach Amico]

If I shows eyes duns and agains eyes lates on my bicycles. Stopping gettings music off.

[Sydney Gantt]

It had to stop and listen to my sky band.

[Zach Amico]

Now, would you be so kind, may I use the facilities?

[Sydney Gantt]

I'm sorry. He doesn't call it sky. He call it skin scars. Yeah, listen to my scars, man.

[Zach Amico]

Well, technically, with the way black people say ask, it should be whatever, however you say xa.

[Sydney Gantt]

Oh, yeah. How do you.

[Zach Amico]

How would be Z? I'm just so sizing. I just stopped at my Starbucks. Hold on. I got the Combsman mustache.

[Sydney Gantt]

Had to stop by my favorite glory hole.

[Zach Amico]

Swing Low, Sweet Glory hole. He's let another man in my mouth, dude.

[Sydney Gantt]

He's gonna love this and be pissed at the same time. Blackface.

[Zach Amico]

He's not gonna be trolled about it. Blackface hand.

[Sydney Gantt]

He has too many black for him to, like, not worry about that getting out. You know what I mean?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Well, okay, we'll put blackface Ian in the same shelf as racist Katie Boyle. And those are things I made up. Do not ever search. Don't Google Blackface Ian Finance over and over again, because then they'll get in the algorithm, and when people Google Ian Finance, it'll go blackface. Yeah, and he'll be very upset because I'm sure he's got some type of deal with a thing right now where he's like, can you cut that? Oh, my God.

[Sydney Gantt]

Please message him about his black face.

[Zach Amico]

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[Sydney Gantt]

Oh, no.

[Zach Amico]

Nobody gets hurt. It's not hard. We watched a full decapitation the other day.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I really feel like I sprung it on people. This is not violent. You don't need to turn away from the computer. And I'm not doing a bit. This just brought me joy. Shannon, can you please bring up the lady with the jar? Thank you.

[Sydney Gantt]

Oh, I. I agree with you. Such a pleasant video.

[Zach Amico]

I could watch this all day. Watch her, watch her fall.

[Sydney Gantt]

She like deflated.

[Zach Amico]

It's just. It's like three steps back and then she slips.

[Sydney Gantt]

Like she. She made the same kind of sounds that a video game can character makes when it falls down a hole.

[Zach Amico]

It's then the fatter lady jumping. Because that lady, her first thought was definitely. Oh, no, the sauce.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then this lady thought, can we watch it one more time, please?

[Sydney Gantt]

Now, when you saw that fatter lady going over to.

[Zach Amico]

I thought she was going to go to the sauce.

[Sydney Gantt]

Okay. I thought she was going to fall on top of her. Yeah. Right here. I thought she was gonna flip in the sauce and land on top of.

[Zach Amico]

It one more time.

[Sydney Gantt]

Should overlap. That sound over. Video game characters dying.

[Zach Amico]

I would. This is just. Continue. Ten, nine. Granny sauce emulator. Dude, it's just so beautiful.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I could. What? I. It made me laugh so hard when I watched it.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And the idea of like. I'm so glad that was on. What was that on film for it?

[Sydney Gantt]

Well, exactly. Was she just like. Is she a person that just makes in jars sauce?

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. I have no idea. But it was perfect. There's no way that was set up.

[Sydney Gantt]

No.

[Zach Amico]

God, no, because that's way too dangerous. Yeah, that's exploding glass.

[Sydney Gantt]

It is. But it is also something you might be able to trick an old person to do on purpose.

[Zach Amico]

Haha. I didn't think of that.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. Like a Nigerian prince from.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sydney Gantt]

Some sort of email scam. Exploding sauce.

[Zach Amico]

For my poor mother. This. I. Me and my dad would just do shit because my mom has like these big reactions to everything. Like, it's never like, hey, it's always.

[Sydney Gantt]

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It's always huge.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And so I think that's what always made it so funny.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

So, like, the amount of times I would watch my dad go into my mom's van, get into the driver's seat, and just turn the radio all the way up while the car was off.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So that when my mom started the car, the radio would be so loud.

[Sydney Gantt]

She would scream, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And it was not for him because he wouldn't be there when it happened.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He'd been at work for hours by the time that had happened. It was just knowing the other was. And it's so immature. It was take a rubber band, you know, like the nozzle in the sink that comes out and you can spray this.

[Sydney Gantt]

We have as a family rubber bands around it. We've done that to my wife. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And put rubber band. And then point it so that when they turn the sink on, they get sprayed.

[Sydney Gantt]

Dude. So we. We got our kitchen sink remodeled and we didn't have one of those hoses. Got one of those hoses the very next day. Already did it to the. It was beautiful. So when my. When my wife gets upset or when she gets, like flabbergasted about something, she sounds just like Jerry Seinfeld. So we call her Mama Seinfeld. So we like, antagonize her all day just so she can be like, why are you guys picking with me?

[Zach Amico]

What did I do to you?

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, I disappointed my dad for you.

[Zach Amico]

Sydney. Take care of your three biracial babies. You put these mutbloods inside me.

[Sydney Gantt]

You have to start treating me right, because I don't know if you know this, but I can't go back.

[Zach Amico]

You. You filled me with half breeds. You polluted all my family's bloodline. That's awesome. I love it.

[Sydney Gantt]

I have three kids and 3/5 of a human. I couldn't even get it out.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, boy, oh, boy. That's an old third. There's a. It's a great 30 rock bit where Liz is crying and she's trying to talk to Seinfeld and she sounds like Seinfeld when she cries.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Are you making fun of me? She's like, no, this is how I cry.

[Sydney Gantt]

Dude. She would destroy Seinfeld's confidence if she was upset in front of him.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, really?

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like he's an E. I can't tell if he's an easy nut to crack. He's definitely easy to annoy, but I feel like he's so rich he could just be like, be gone.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But God, I would love to really fuck with him.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, he's, he's, he seems like a fun person to really piss. He seems like. Because he gets. He, he seems like he would take it personal.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And I feel like, I mean, look at all these years later, he still hates Bobcat. Good for him because what you call it. Bobcat made fun of him when he was dating the 16 year old girl.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Or 17. Excuse me. Bobcat did a joke about it like on TV and when he did Comedians in Cars getting coffee with what's her name? Bridget Everett.

[Sydney Gantt]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

He literally said, there's a comic I hate and it's Bobcat Goldthwait. They bleeped it, but it's been confirmed that's who he's talking about.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And Bridget felt like really weird because she's worked with Bobcat on stuff.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he just goes on a rant how Bob, he's never been funny and you know he's the opposite of con and you know we're the opposite kind of people.

[Sydney Gantt]

And he says, oh, you just get on stage with a silly voice.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sydney Gantt]

As if his voice is normal.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sydney Gantt]

That's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Why can't you talk normal?

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, why do you gotta go on stage and use a silly voice?

[Zach Amico]

And by the way, I'm an unapologetic huge fan of Bobcat. I think he's a really brilliant writer and director and a great stand up. So I get a little. I think I have my own personal opinion on this one.

[Sydney Gantt]

Do Wet Hawk, Wet American Summer. Is that what it was?

[Zach Amico]

No.

[Sydney Gantt]

What movie was he in? Bobcat.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, he's, he's got it. He's so. He's got World's Greatest dad.

[Sydney Gantt]

Like Jake's.

[Zach Amico]

The Clown, his 80s movie police academy.

[Sydney Gantt]

No, no, no, not Police Academy. They were, they were at like a beach or like a camp for the summer.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, bring up Bobcat's IMDb.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. And he's like, he, he isn't. He's a comic relief character in the movie. Like other non important people star in the movie. Where do we got.

[Zach Amico]

Is that directing or acting?

[Sydney Gantt]

He's. He's at. Yeah, this is.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, bring up acting. Come on.

[Shannon]

Yeah, I X'd it out instead of adding it. Hold on. Sorry.

[Zach Amico]

Could do a Shannon. You could do with Shannon. I'm so confused. You could do a Shannon. Shannon, Shannon, we believe in you. You could use a website. All right, start at the bottom and come up.

[Shannon]

That's what I'm doing.

[Zach Amico]

I know, I know, I know.

[Sydney Gantt]

Don't you get frustrated out the actors thing? He had to say it out loud.

[Zach Amico]

Don't you get frustrated with me, ladies. I give you a lot of leeway. All right. Could you zoom in a little, please?

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, let me close. No.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Masters. No. Police Academy 2. No. Apartment 2C. No.

[Shannon]

Oh, my goodness.

[Sydney Gantt]

Too far, Shannon.

[Shannon]

No, it's just.

[Sydney Gantt]

I couldn't keep up with the speed.

[Shannon]

Okay, here we go.

[Sydney Gantt]

Is.

[Shannon]

Am I at the right part again?

[Zach Amico]

No, you're at the.

[Shannon]

It did it.

[Sydney Gantt]

My wife trying to use the Internet.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, here we go.

[Sydney Gantt]

This is crazy. I feel like she's scrolling.

[Zach Amico]

Twisting sister twist and sister. No, Keep moving up. The pointer shows. Police Academy.

[Sydney Gantt]

Is it one crazy summer?

[Zach Amico]

I would assume it's one crazy one summer. Let's take a look.

[Sydney Gantt]

6.4 stars.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. This has got to be what you're thinking, right?

[Sydney Gantt]

That hot? That was. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, I'll definitely check this out.

[Sydney Gantt]

This is a good movie.

[Zach Amico]

Is that John Cusack?

[Sydney Gantt]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Wow.

[Sydney Gantt]

So John Cusack's the star of the movie. The wrestler guy that wasn't arrested. The guy that was in the bad guy in Revenge of the Nerds is in this movie.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, the same guy from the arm wrestling movie, right?

[Sydney Gantt]

Yes. Over the top.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. Thank you.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yes. So this. I. I watched this movie.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, and Joel Murray. Okay, I'll definitely watch this.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. It's such a good movie. It's. It's funny. It was like. It was. It reminds. It has that wet American summer vibe where it was like a bunch of comedy friends got together.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sydney Gantt]

And they improvised. You know, they. They made this movie good.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sydney Gantt]

When other movies back there were like. The suits were making them bad.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will definitely check that out. Thank you. All right, well, I wanted to have two black guys here for this, but we could do one.

[Sydney Gantt]

So instead you have a half of a black.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I have the worst possible representation of black. But I will say my love of big ass women almost surpasses your blackness. So this is. Can we go to Twitter night? Yeah.

[Sydney Gantt]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

For body oddie?

[Shannon]

I think so.

[Zach Amico]

This is a. This is a Titanite toit or night. And this is Autumn Nelson, our body Oddy. Oddy. Oddy. Oddie. Toit or no? Right, let's take a look. Super duper.

[Shannon]

Close to 2 million followers.

[Zach Amico]

So I'm gonna be doing a dead hang every day until I hit 2 million followers.

[Shannon]

So I'm going to be increasing the.

[Zach Amico]

Time by five seconds every day. Girl's got strong arms.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, she does. Goodness gracious. I think I can speak on behalf of Dave Temple and Blackface Ian Finance and say toit.

[Zach Amico]

Toit. Toit. Yeah, let's see some other photos of her. Give that to me. I mean, just let's. Let's get a good picture of the front. Let's see. What? Yeah, because she's pretty, too.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, she is pretty. She's a pretty lady.

[Zach Amico]

Jorge, your thoughts? I'm trying to figure out what her ethnicity is. Because she doesn't. She look. Has like a weird. She kind of has an alien face. Yeah, like, I can't figure out what she is either.

[Sydney Gantt]

What are you trying to decide? Whether or not to give her a student loan? What do you. What does her ethnicity matter? Look at that ass.

[Zach Amico]

If she's full white, I can't do it.

[Sydney Gantt]

What? Jorge, are you serious?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sydney Gantt]

Why is that?

[Zach Amico]

What do you hate success? Are you trying your family's dreams of you bagging a white woman?

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You must have clawing your way out of whatever third world shithole fucking made you.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. You must have a great credit score already. What's the deal? Oh, no. Terrible. Yeah, you gotta.

[Zach Amico]

You gotta keep that. You got to keep it going. You got to keep it all. You gotta mix and match and match it.

[Sydney Gantt]

Now, you know what I found out when you said that you wouldn't ever date a white lady, that you. You don't have hope. Jorge is a hopeless soul. Jorge, look at that. It's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

It's just balloons. You can give anyone balloons.

[Sydney Gantt]

Well, I wasn't talking about the balloons.

[Zach Amico]

Well, kind of like the orange right there.

[Sydney Gantt]

Up a little bit. Right in the orange. That. That's a great little peek.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Come on. Jorge, what are you doing here?

[Sydney Gantt]

What does she need to be for you to smash?

[Zach Amico]

Well, yeah. Does she need to be part something? Yeah. Part literally anything. Are you saying white isn't anything? White's black. Well, I don't know, but there's different kinds of white. What about, like, what if she's like Norwegian or something.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yes. So Jorge, I don't know if you know this, but recently the studies have shown that Neanderthals are responsible for the autism gene. Okay, so white something.

[Zach Amico]

All right. I did not know that. Shannon, could you look that up?

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, that's very nice. Dude, I am breaking this information.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I want to know.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So it's not vaccines?

[Sydney Gantt]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Zach Amico]

Gotta fool me.

[Sydney Gantt]

I think from what I understand, all Neanderthals were just autists and we grew out of it. You guys didn't.

[Zach Amico]

Well, that's fair. While Neanderthal DNA is linked to autism, it doesn't mean Neanderthals cause the autism gene. Instead, some more Neanderthal inherited genetic variants are more common in people with autism than in the general population, suggesting a role in autism susceptibility. That means Neanderthal DNA can be a factor, but not so called. So basically the more Neanderthal you got, the more likely you are to be a bit on the TISM scale.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. If you're on the Neanderthal spectrum.

[Zach Amico]

If you're. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Neanderthals are N word here on the show.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

So Neanderthal please. And so how much more or less Neanderthal? So would that mean that people that are like more Genghis Khan or less Neanderthal?

[Sydney Gantt]

Oh, I don't know. Can, can they also because like my, like my, my genetics are.

[Zach Amico]

How do you tell when an Asian person's autistic?

[Sydney Gantt]

When their eyes are round?

[Zach Amico]

Because like sometimes they're just a little weird.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So I wouldn't, I would be hard to tell.

[Sydney Gantt]

It's hard to tell when Asian people are anything. There's so many of them.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sydney Gantt]

You know, because that anything you see an Asian person doing can just be a thing that an Asian person is and does.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Sydney Gantt]

You know like when you see Asian people with down syndrome, you don't know if they're like they had down syndrome or if they were just a wrestler their whole life.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or they're having a bad day.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like the key to hiding a bad day. Yeah. Modern humans outside Africa generally carry in the end of the DNA with East Asians typically having the highest percentage followed by Europeans. While long thought to have little to none reasons also found the article DNA in African populations though in smaller amounts I found.

[Sydney Gantt]

Okay, man, I mean I, I, I think we, we don't, we have, we get, we get Nick Anderthal.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, I guess I definitely got some Niganderthal in me.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, that's fair. Yeah, that's fair. I always wonder. So, like, we're at the point where, like, cousins, shouldn't the kids gonna come out? What do they look like the kids are gonna come out? I mean, they shouldn't procreate.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Kids gonna come out. Not good. How many generations of cousin fucking did we do already for this to be the last time? Like, would we be way better had we known not to fuck relatives hundreds of years ago?

[Sydney Gantt]

Like, you think that's what's holding us back from catching up to maybe our alien brethren? Like, the reason why we're so technical?

[Zach Amico]

I think we. I think. I think maybe we're all retarded.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And, like, what we look at as retarded a few generations ago would have not been retarded. It would have been way retarded. But we're so far into the. So, like, have you read the thing that, like, certain communities that don't put their selves out there, put themselves out there, so, like, deeply religious communities, that the amount of inbreeding kind of affects that community?

[Sydney Gantt]

Well, sometimes in a good way. You know, like the Pennsylvania Dutch, their women don't get fat.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sydney Gantt]

Like, they have, like, a genetic mutation because of the inbreeding that keeps all their women toy.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, I didn't know that, but I like it.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So they've said, like, you know, certain Jewish communities, Arab communities, hyper Christian communities, the amount of inbreeding, and then when you're inbred, that leads to fanaticism and violence, that you're more likely to be a fanatic. You're more likely to be deeply religious, and you're more likely to be violent defending your beliefs if you're this kind of inbred, which kind of explains a lot of wars.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the entire professional wrestling fan base.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, 100%.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I want to look up. Shank, you look up this thing about Pennsylvania Dutch room, because I've never heard of that.

[Sydney Gantt]

Dude, I am dropping science today.

[Zach Amico]

You really are. I'm very impressed.

[Sydney Gantt]

Wearing a lab coat right now.

[Zach Amico]

Dr. Neanderthal, over here.

[Sydney Gantt]

Dr. Nick Anderthal, please.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you very much.

[Sydney Gantt]

I went to medical school. I went to nickel school.

[Zach Amico]

I went to medicinal school.

[Sydney Gantt]

Medicinal school was my Uncle.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon. Does that have any articles behind it?

[Shannon]

I'm kind of, like, sorting. I'm sorting through it. It says that they have been studied for their health and genetics due to closed communities genetic predisposition. Studies have shown that some individuals within The Amish community. Amish community carry the FTO gene variant which is associated with an increased likelihood of gaining weight similar to other people of European descent. I have to, I have to. Oh, wait. In summary, it's not that Pennsylvania Dutch possess unique genes that prevent them from being fat. Instead, their traditional lifestyle, which involves a high level of physical activity, appears to mitigate the effects of obesity related genes that may share with the broader population.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, but when they go on Rum Springer, they don't pick, they don't gain. Like the freshman 15, do you know what I mean? Like the ladies stay svelte, I think.

[Zach Amico]

But they're also saying like, you know, they're up churning butter, they're up doing work all day. They're doing, they're doing the kind of work that keeps you.

[Sydney Gantt]

That is, that is. And that tracks for, for when they stay in their area or go back to their area. But when they go on Rum Springer, they leave for a while. They don't blow up. They. And this is, this is why this information was so remember when that going Amish or breaking Amish was a big thing? That's when people started getting really curious about the, the culture. It's like why are these like these women are going out, leaving their culture now? They're drinking, they're staying up late at night, they're eating carbs, but they're, they're still not gaining weight. Like what the is their deal? And then the little research and found out that maybe they're inbreeding causes them to not store sugars the same way.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I did not know that. Thank you, Sydney.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, I'm on this kind of stuff, my friend. I have a really hot cousin that I want to bang and I need to know everything.

[Zach Amico]

There we go. My friend worked on I. It was either was there also there's breaking and then there was Amish mafia.

[Sydney Gantt]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

My friend worked on that one, I think.

[Sydney Gantt]

Oh yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I can say it. He's dead now. So he. That was supposed to be a very different show.

[Sydney Gantt]

Oh yeah. Why?

[Zach Amico]

The guy that they were going to follow for that whole show got arrested the week before they started filming.

[Sydney Gantt]

Interesting.

[Zach Amico]

And got put in jail. So then everything that they were going to shoot with him, they had a fake.

[Sydney Gantt]

A fake Amish.

[Zach Amico]

The whole show is pre, was pre scripted, basically.

[Sydney Gantt]

Oh wow.

[Zach Amico]

Because it was everything that that guy was going to do on camera.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They hired other people to do it.

[Sydney Gantt]

And so it's crazy to think about that because breaking Amish definitely did way better than the Amish Mafia.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sydney Gantt]

And it shows that you really like writing. Can't really compare to just humans living and making it up on the spot.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. When it's that format, I'll gray.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I sometimes get frustrated with the transparency of how scripted reality is, but I will say that one. Yeah, that was pretty fun to watch. People go batshit.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I always wonder when people are so willing to break the law on camera on shows like that where I'm like, you know, it's gonna. Like, they have to. Legal has to give it to the police.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. But for. For a moment, though, while, you know, you're being filmed and all the attention's on you, you feel like you're kind of outside of the law. Like you're Steven Seagal in the moment.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sydney Gantt]

You know.

[Zach Amico]

All right. I feel. I feel you.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

All right, all right, all right, all right. Well, we're learning. All right, next thing. You ready? Female Texas cop. I didn't get laid. So everyone's getting tickets. Shannon, tell us about it.

[Shannon]

So this chick, she has a TikTok page where she often posts about, like, getting ready for work and stuff like that. I'm gonna show you this. Hold on. I'm gonna show you this thing that she posted. Here you go. This is what she posted that she got in trouble for. It says, didn't get cracked last night, so everyone's getting a ticket. So after this, like, a lot of people in the community were pissed off about it. They didn't, like, she's still on active duty while they're investigating it. But there was a follow up where she said that there. And they did double check on it, that there were no summonses that she gave out that day. That she was just kidding.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. So, yes, obviously she was being a silly billy.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But I think when you're a cop, you lose the ability to post shit like that.

[Sydney Gantt]

It's also funny to me at the idea that they were like, listen, we'll leave you on active duty while we investigate as to whether or not you got dick last night.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sydney Gantt]

It's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I think that's if a male cop posted. Didn't get my dick sucked last night. Gonna murder a black guy in the street. It would be frowned upon.

[Sydney Gantt]

Would it be? Or would we finally get some answers? I was thinking, well, no, when the freight.

[Zach Amico]

Are you saying we should have started a Pussy for Chauvin campaign?

[Sydney Gantt]

I think we should. I think we. We need to get to the bottom of a lot of this stuff. Right. So this is another Thing that Shaner and I talk about a lot. Because sometimes a white person is backed into a corner and they have no choice but to drop the N bomb or to do something racist. Like, if you. If. If you have a black. A bunch of black teens making fun of you and you want. You gotta say something back. One of the. One of the superpowers of black teens is to make fun of exactly what you're doing at the moment and say it as if it's somehow an insult.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Sydney Gantt]

And then you start to feel. Feel it as an insult.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Sydney Gantt]

You know, so you can be like, look at this.

[Zach Amico]

Eating beans.

[Sydney Gantt]

Eating beans right here. Look at this. Trying to get his fiber and. Right. So that hurts.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Sydney Gantt]

What do you do? You have to drop the nuke.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. You start a podcast. You eat it for a lifetime, and then start a racist podcast network.

[Sydney Gantt]

That's also an option, you know, But I feel like we should be able to be like, your honor, I was bombing. I needed to do something.

[Zach Amico]

Your honor, I was eating beans.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. And I slurped them. I didn't. It was my fault. I should not have slurped the beans in front of these young men, but I slurped them.

[Zach Amico]

It's not only that, it's that black people can make fun of you for what you're self conscious about.

[Sydney Gantt]

Oh, they. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They get you to the bone.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. My mom is a savant at that. Like, she. She. She can just look at you and just boom. And you're like, that's not even a visual thing. Like, how did you even find that? You know, like, I had a. I had a teacher one time spread a rumor to her classes that I was in a gay relationship with my best friend who left our school and went to the private school in our area.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sydney Gantt]

And she just started that rumor, and she even implied that he had to leave that school because. Or for whatever reason she made up. And like, it bothered me not. Not just that I was not saying I was an ally back then, but this was back when, like, I had. I had a gay uncle. I had gay relatives, and it was like, you're using gay as an insult. That's not. What are you saying about my gay. So I was upset about. I was not. I wasn't upset. I was offended by that. And I went to go visit my mom and then.

[Zach Amico]

Also wearing a. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, I gotcha. There's two. You can. Both things can exist.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. Yeah. And so I went to go visit my mom, and she was trying to tell me To. To do something. I didn't live with my mom at the time, and I was, you know, telling her, like, you're not the boss of me. We live 45 minutes away from each other, and for the first time ever, she was like, you look gay right now.

[Zach Amico]

Ooh.

[Sydney Gantt]

And, dude, it wasn't even, like, the way she. Like, you look gay right now. And it was just like, wait, why is she. And I couldn't even think about. It was like. It was all about, like, why is she saying that? Who has she been talking to? Like, how did that information get back to her? And it broke me. And it was the first. It was probably the one of two times that my mom saying awful shit to me got me. Because, like, since I was a little kid and I knew that's how she was, I would always not let it show at all that what she was saying was affecting me. She got me twice.

[Zach Amico]

I gotta know the other one now, dude.

[Sydney Gantt]

It was a very. So. So she. My mom thinks that she was getting racially profiled at a. At a store. It wasn't an outlet store, but it was in an outlet shopping center. But this was the actual store. It was the actual Polo store. So when you go into this store, the people that make commission, they ask you if you can start it, if they can start a dressing room for you and all this other stuff. My mom went in there with a bunch of bags, so they thought she was spending money. Asked her to start a dressing room, and kind of, like, eyed her up until she left. She comes back to me, and she's talking to me and my wife, and she's telling us how racist that was. And I'm like, I just worked in a commission job. Like, mom, they're trying to make money. You went in there with a bunch of bags. They're like, you're spending money. They probably thought they were going to get some commission off of you. And she was just. She goes. She looks at me and she goes, you fucking faggot.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, God damn.

[Sydney Gantt]

But. And then. And she. She looks at me and says, you fucking faggot. And then she goes, you're a faggot. And then she looked. And then now she looks at my wife because she's not getting a reaction from me. So now she starts calling me a faggot while only looking at my wife, which she's not used to this shit. She's. She's squirming. And then that's what got me. The fact that, like, she took it away from me and Targeted at her because she knew she would get her.

[Zach Amico]

That's fucking diabolical.

[Sydney Gantt]

She is the best. Like as far as like breaking a person's psyche down, the best.

[Zach Amico]

I really thought she was going to look at your wife and call her and then love her.

[Sydney Gantt]

She might have. She might have. I would not be shocked.

[Zach Amico]

That's brutal. My mom did it in a way, and I don't think she really meant to be mean, but she would say it would be like, zachary, if you leave the house like that, people are going to think you were a gay person. Zachary, you come off like a gay person sometimes.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Or zachary, if you're gay, tell me now. Rip off the band aid.

[Sydney Gantt]

So here's what's annoying about that with moms. Because they have a son that they want to rate. They want to raise these boys to be like sweet, compassionate young boys. And then when they succeed in that, they think they created a sagster.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sydney Gantt]

And now they just keep accusing you of being gay.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, she was half right.

[Sydney Gantt]

Well, she was.

[Zach Amico]

There's a little difference there. Or like, oh, dude. I remember one time I used the word outfit. I was like, oh, this is a good outfit. Zachary, don't let your father ever hear it. You say outfit. I went, why? She goes, he's gonna tell me I'm making you gay again.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Which was her way of saying, your father thinks you're gay.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. You're either gay or a 56 year old black uncle. Yeah. Those are the only people that use the word outfit.

[Zach Amico]

And then my other dude, the one that fucking haunts me this day, I just told my wife about this one. When I started working out hard, junior, senior year, high school, I was doing doubles. So I would get up, run to my coach's house at like 6 in the morning and he would make me run the hill up and down in front of his house and he would sit and have his coffee.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And if we weren't on that hill by like whatever 6:30, he started calling the house.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Like screaming. Right. And then after school we would go to his house and lift. And it was just starting to be where like I was really noticing a difference.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And it was the first time in my life I ever had. And forgive my ignorance, like the big like traps.

[Sydney Gantt]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

[Zach Amico]

And I just, and I wasn't in shape by any means, but I was just starting to get trapped. And I, I remember my coach being like, you really fucking. Yeah. You're really making big differences. And I remember Being home, and I'm, like, going in the shower, and I'm like, yeah, I feel. I feel really good. So I started Waitlist, and I was like. I showed. I flexed. And I was like, see, Coach? And I was like, I'm getting my traps in. And my mother goes, zachary, never do that again. You look deformed. And it hurt me to. It hurts me now. Deformed is so mean. Do you feel that? Do you feel the hairs on the back here? Deformed.

[Sydney Gantt]

I couldn't imagine from the person who formed me. Yeah. I was about to say, I couldn't imagine saying that to one of my kids.

[Zach Amico]

You look crazy deformed. Shannon, thoughts?

[Shannon]

Wait, I'm sorry. I was peeing. I was deformed.

[Sydney Gantt]

Wait right there.

[Shannon]

I just ran back in. I just heard the deformed part.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, no. I was telling Sid when I was. When I started lifting weights, I showed my mom that I had, like, traps for the first time. She goes, zachary, never do that. You look deformed. And it haunts me to this day. Day. It's one of those things, like, you know when you're in a bad mood in the morning and you're just going over things that people have said that upset you?

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Just. I'll be, like, going about my morning and just in my head, deformed.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

I think that means that you were nailing it, because there was a noticeable difference.

[Sydney Gantt]

She didn't say reformed.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sydney Gantt]

Deformed has a very specific connotation. Yeah. My mom, just, like, she just loves. She. My mom is a. She's a hater. My mom is a classic hater. Yeah, yeah. And she. She makes no bones about it.

[Zach Amico]

Like, she. I feel like your mom always has a toothpick.

[Sydney Gantt]

She has that attitude. She. She. She doesn't, but she does.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sydney Gantt]

You know what I mean? So I remember. So when I. When I first started lifting weights and getting. I'm starting to, like, lift weights. I'm getting a little bit of attention from my athleticism in there. And I had my shirt off, and I walked past my mom, and, dude, it was like, one of those days. I just knew I was just jacked, looking as fuck. Like, I'm like, 15, 16 years old, walk past my mom with my shirt off. Because my mom was, you know, an athletic star, you know, which wasn't easy.

[Zach Amico]

Because you had to walk 45 minutes without that shirt on to be in front of her.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she. She was an athletic star in high school, but she only did one Year of high school, she pretty. She dropped out after her. Her big year, you know? So I'm walking.

[Zach Amico]

Leave him wanting more. I get it.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. Walk past a. Walk past her and she goes, mm, still ain't getting no bitches, though.

[Zach Amico]

Ooh, fuck.

[Sydney Gantt]

It was like the craziest part about it is. So that. That got me, but it made me laugh because it got me.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Sydney Gantt]

And it also. I had just got off the phone with. With a chick that I had a crush on that was trying to put me in a friend zone and crush some push ups, walk past my mom, who had no idea that I was on the phone trying to seal the deal with a chick that didn't want it.

[Zach Amico]

Yep.

[Sydney Gantt]

And she just. Still don't get no bitches, though. And it was just like, holy fuck.

[Zach Amico]

This lady, your mom has what I can only call a burple aura, like a blue purple. Does that make sense?

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. Yeah. So the. The. And this would be the last one. So she tried.

[Zach Amico]

No, please. I'm loving this.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. This could be the whole. I could do this all day. So she. She tried to get me one time and she. So this is how I know for a fact that she is deliberately trying to get under the skin of people. So I'm talking to her on the phone and this is like, we're talking about politics stuff. And I don't hate Trump, and she hates Trump. So if you don't hate Trump to a person that hates Trump, you're a Trump lover.

[Zach Amico]

Yep. Oh, I'm well aware. And I live in my house.

[Sydney Gantt]

Do you know what I'm saying? I'm trying to explain to her like, I don't love him. I don't hate him. He's hilarious. And some of the stuff he's doing might actually be better for the country. He's shaking things up. He's mixing things up. And she goes, you've been hanging out with them white people too long. And then I said, mom, I don't even know if that makes sense. And she goes, huh, huh. Yeah, you're right. I just heard somebody get mad because they said that to them on the Breakfast Club. Like you're workshopping bits.

[Zach Amico]

She's putting in a pen in something. She hears something that's insulting to someone else and puts a pen in it. I'm gonna use that on my son later.

[Sydney Gantt]

My son. My oldest. My oldest son. My eldest son. Yeah, for sure. That's. That's. That's my mom in a nutshell.

[Zach Amico]

Now, in all fairness, you put your family through Hell, too. You set the couch on fire?

[Sydney Gantt]

No, I set the house on fire.

[Zach Amico]

You set the house on fire?

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So there is. So it's not a hundred percent, but.

[Sydney Gantt]

I. I was just. Listen, I was younger than understanding. My mom was constantly complaining that things weren't lit enough around the house.

[Zach Amico]

That's fair. Now, do you mean visually or that there wasn't enough fun happening?

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. So actually, what was happening is my mom every. She would. Every Thursday, my mom would leave until Sunday because she was trying to get lit.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sydney Gantt]

And I was like, well, why don't I do this to keep her home?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, of course. Yeah.

[Sydney Gantt]

Mom home is now lit. Just stay home.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, your mom's at a club at 2 in the morning. The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire.

[Sydney Gantt]

It.

[Zach Amico]

You're like, I can make the roof on fire at my house.

[Sydney Gantt]

The crazy part about mommy stay.

[Zach Amico]

If our roof is on fire.

[Sydney Gantt]

We don't need no. Dude, that was like the. That ended every party back then.

[Zach Amico]

We don't need no father.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, that's. That sounds about right.

[Zach Amico]

What is the. And maybe I'm asking the wrong person. What is the song that you play for black people to tell them it's time to go?

[Sydney Gantt]

Oh, well, the. The closing. But my favorite close.

[Zach Amico]

The closing time? Yeah, for black people.

[Sydney Gantt]

My favorite time period was when the closing song was this Is how youw do it by Montel Jordan.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sydney Gantt]

There was two times it got played. It was the middle john, like the. The, like the peak. And then to close it out, like, this is. This is the. The vibe that people are leaving with.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sydney Gantt]

Right. So that's. That's what I remember. I'm like. I'm a 90s human and I'm. I hold that dear to my heart. I don't even think I've registered any other closing songs. I know there was a Lil Wayne song in college that was. That was big.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, but that's all I. That's all I can tell you.

[Zach Amico]

I. I know for a long time was closing time. I've heard people play. I don't know if it's Richard Cheese, but it's called get the Fuck Out.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, what would your bars play when it was time to get people to leave?

[Shannon]

I've had sometimes, keep in mind that the last bar I worked in, it was like a. An event center. So they would do. I've had the Time of My Life.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Shannon]

I've heard that. And a lot of closing time.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, can you look up? What are the most popular songs to Play to get people to leave.

[Shannon]

Yeah, I did. A lot of them don't make sense. So there's also also Don't Stop Believing. Bohemian Rhapsody.

[Sydney Gantt]

So in. In college, it was Sweet Caroline that.

[Shannon]

That's listed here too.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

Living on a Prayer. We Are the Champions.

[Sydney Gantt]

Oh, we did that in college too.

[Shannon]

Other notable choices. I will survive. Save the Last Dance for me. I've also heard that one. Piano Man. Billy Joel, New York, New York. Frank Sinatra.

[Zach Amico]

That one makes sense to me.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. Here in this area.

[Shannon]

Friends in Low Places. Garth Brooks.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Shannon]

And Uptown Funk.

[Sydney Gantt]

Wait, and that was the Devil Went down to Georgia. What was. What's song? Devil Went down to Georgia.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, so that was.

[Sydney Gantt]

There was one frat that I would go to every now and again, but I would only go to at the end of the night because that was their closing song.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sydney Gantt]

And I just thought the vibe was fun. It was like every. Because, like, sweet. Like the closing songs in college were like. People would sing them. Yeah, you know, they were. They were ballads and that frat. They were like the nerdy anime ish frat, like, for that campus anyway. And yeah, I would go there at closing time and rock out with them.

[Zach Amico]

I. I was with Fago. We were in a real shitty bar in the neighborhood I live in. And I mean, this is a white trash fucking spot. Like, yeah, my wife won't go in because she's recognized people from high school standing outside of it. And it's a couple blocks from the house, and me and Fake are there, and it's me and him on one side and like five drunk white ladies on the other side. And that's it. The bar is dead.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And the bartender is like this cute, chubby, tattooed girl, comes right over to me. Kids still got it, you know?

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And we're talking and she was deserving. Do you want me to put any song on? And I look at Vega. I go, you want to make friends with everybody at the end of the bar? He goes, yeah. I went, put on a. You Never Even Call Me by My Name by David Allen Coe. And he goes, okay. The lady goes, okay. And Chris is like, what the fuck is that? I was like, that's what we're about to make friends at the other end of the bar. I go, watch this. And the song comes out and there's like a call and response part where all the girls are supposed to go, let me, let me, let me, let me. They all did it.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they looked over at me and I was doing it, dude. Immediate. Where Are you guys from.

[Sydney Gantt]

Holy shit.

[Zach Amico]

I was the white trash fucking Beacon call.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. You're like the Pied Piper of white trash.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Are you familiar with David Allen?

[Sydney Gantt]

No, I'm not.

[Zach Amico]

David Allen Co is. He's referenced a lot as, like, outlaw country.

[Sydney Gantt]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

He has an album that is called X Rated Hits.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he has a few songs that. So David Allen Co is the reason every time I listen to country music, my wife goes, is this the racist one? Because. So one of his famous songs is called if that Ain't country and there's a line in it. And I actually don't think of all the times a white guy has dropped the N word in a song.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I actually think this is not a mean one.

[Sydney Gantt]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Because he's talking about how hard he had grown it up, how hard he had it growing up. And it's working like an end for my room and board.

[Sydney Gantt]

Okay. So what, showing up late, not doing his job.

[Zach Amico]

So then.

[Sydney Gantt]

And so that's on his cell phone the whole entire shift.

[Zach Amico]

But so then X Rated Hits is his dirty album.

[Sydney Gantt]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And hey, Shannon, put. Could you bring up David Allen Coe, I Believe, and Lover. I can't remember the real name of the song is.

[Sydney Gantt]

Wait, wait, is it Nick Anderthal?

[Zach Amico]

No, no. But yeah, it's like a bunch of songs about, like, finger fucking and doing coke. And I'm pretty sure his drummer is black on this album.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Which makes it funnier. But I would love to watch you in real time respond to this song. We can always cut this out of the regular version, although I'm having a.

[Shannon]

Hard time making it come up.

[Zach Amico]

Did you try YouTube?

[Shannon]

Yeah, I started on YouTube. It just like that on its own isn't coming up. I have one called Drunk D R U N K. No, this one says the word N liver, but it's a playlist of several other songs and the whole word is there. You never even call me by my name.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's. That's. That's the, like, classic.

[Shannon]

I hate love.

[Zach Amico]

What?

[Shannon]

I hate love.

[Zach Amico]

Just go to David Allen Co X Rated Hits and it'll be the first song.

[Sydney Gantt]

By the way. I don't. I don't. I feel like finger banging gets a bad rap. It's making a comeback, it seems like.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I think it is.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. That's pretty neat.

[Zach Amico]

I'm fine with it. I'm into it. Yeah, I think it's pretty creative and fun.

[Sydney Gantt]

I do. I think it really shows who you are sexually.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sydney Gantt]

You know, it's like your signature.

[Zach Amico]

I Like that. It's your John Hancock.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, your fingers are your John Hancock.

[Zach Amico]

Any luck, Shannon?

[Shannon]

Yes. As long as it's gonna play that one first. I think it's.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yep, that's it.

[Shannon]

N fucker is the name of it.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you.

[Shannon]

Yeah, I'm just gonna play it. Might have to cut this whole chunk out.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I'm fine with that. Listen to the live pause. Hey, guys, if you want to see the uncensored version of this episode, go to gas digital.com in fact, it's a great time to do Plugs Said.

[Sydney Gantt]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

Go to gas digital.com, use the promo code Zoo and you get access to episodes early ad free and uncensored, as well as the archives, the live chat, and you save a little bit of money a month. Also, if you want to see me live this weekend, I'm gonna be in Saratoga Springs, New York with my good friend Alex Tomaselli. Then we've got the gathering of the juggalos. And then August 28th, Nashville, 29th, Pulaski. August 30th, Miamisburg, Ohio. August 31st, Lexington, Kentucky. And thank you so much for supporting the show. If you use that promo code zoo, you also get access to our bonus episode on Friday Fridays. The only way to listen is to sign up for Gas Digital. Sid. Where can people find you, my friend?

[Sydney Gantt]

All right, well, first of all, on social media at sydneygant a@sid. Any y g a n t I one more size Sid n e y G A N T T. Also check out my podcast, World War Fun that I do with Ryan Shaner, who is probably one of the funniest people on earth. And I will say, people are saying that it's the funniest new podcast out there right now.

[Zach Amico]

I heard it and I believe it.

[Sydney Gantt]

Dude, we're having a good time. We just one theme. The whole entire episode, every tangent, we go nuts. It's fun. Check it out.

[Zach Amico]

Like, awesome. Thank you, guys. Please support sid. And once again, if you want to hear the uncensored version of this Gas Digital. Hey, Shannon, play the N word song. She said someday I'd understand Love was all about.

[Sydney Gantt]

Wait, can we pause real quick?

[Zach Amico]

I'm sorry, dude.

[Sydney Gantt]

It's crazy that I'm doing a. A real time response to the N word country song while looking at a gorilla on the table. This is crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Not intentional.

[Sydney Gantt]

This is so crazy. All right, let's go ahead.

[Zach Amico]

Said she finally found a man whose dick was so much bigger. Here it comes. Then that scumbag ran off with a. And to think I Ain't the. But that big black dick had been. And kissed the lips. Sucked him off time and time again. It's enough to make a man throw up. Sure is hard to figure out any decent girl could ever fuck a crazy pause real quick. My friend in college, we were in a band together. My friend Kyle. Very, very black.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And we used to practice. Our band practice space was in Patterson.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he had child safety locks on the car. So we were driving through Patterson. We would drive through the hood, and he would open my window. He had tinted windows in the car. Put that song on.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And roll up all the other windows and safety lock me.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. You were gonna get pulled out of that car.

[Zach Amico]

And he used to stop.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And blast it. And I'd be like, please stop, Please. Yeah, Keep it going, Shannon.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He treated her just like Queen. She gave him all my money. It looks like jokes on me, but I don't think it's funny. That ain't worth paying for as far as I can figure. Yep, here comes. Cause there's nothing quite as worthless as a white girl with a nigger. Good thing you left your wife and kids upstairs. Sure is hard to figure. He really ran out of rhymes.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Goddamn. So for all you loving horrors, this song is just for you. Then he just kind of ends it and. Yeah, he had a stat. I've seen him do that live in the last few years.

[Sydney Gantt]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

And I want to say it was like Sturgis or something.

[Sydney Gantt]

Here's the deal, though, man. If. Did it happen, right? If he actually had a chick that was banged by a big dick black guy.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Sydney Gantt]

He was then backed into a corner.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sydney Gantt]

Like that. That big black dick cornered him. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He had a strike.

[Sydney Gantt]

He had to do something.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. It's like when you put a snake in a corner.

[Sydney Gantt]

What is he. What is he gonna do? Just take that loss for the rest of his life?

[Zach Amico]

And if you see him, you go, oh, yeah, that's it. Can you look. Show. Say what he looks like when you see him? You're like, oh, yeah, that's. Who wrote that?

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm. And again, I'm not defending him.

[Zach Amico]

No, of course not.

[Sydney Gantt]

And I'm not defending greasy nigger music, period. But. Oh, yeah, he has the beard that your wife gave you.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yes, exactly. She's preparing me for my career.

[Sydney Gantt]

She braided your beard with a fart.

[Zach Amico]

But, yeah. I've seen video of him go into that, like, live.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And everyone go like, it's that and Dr. Dirty John Valby, who's like a piano comic, okay. He does instead of. He. Leroy the Bit the. Nevermind. Yeah, Leroy the Big lip.

[Sydney Gantt]

Okay?

[Zach Amico]

It's. The whole crowd sings it, but he does it in like, shit bars.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And you'll just see some, like, black waitress be like, what the fuck is happening?

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah, that's tough.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's tough.

[Sydney Gantt]

Cause you don't. You don't.

[Zach Amico]

Well, what Dr. Dirty does now is he does the verse and then he goes, but we gotta get everybody. So then he does like five more verses, but none of them are as biting as the black one.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Like, he does an Italian one, a Polish one, and an Arab one, a Jew one. But we know which one you wrote first. Dr.

[Sydney Gantt]

Dirty.

[Zach Amico]

We know which one you wrote first.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, that's. It's a crazy. It's a. It's crazy to realize that we're all living in America together. We're all society, right? And we all know some stuff about each other. Like black people, white people, all the different ethnicities and stuff. But the one thing that keeps. It kind of keeps us all on our toes is we don't know what really incites the other people. Right? So if you're the only black waitress in there and you have a bunch of white people, you know, hooting and.

[Zach Amico]

Hollering, yell in the N word like, it's Sweet Caroline.

[Sydney Gantt]

Right? You don't know what that's gonna mean for you.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Sydney Gantt]

Right. Because it's like, on one hand they could all, you know, like, jump you. Right? But on the other hand, they could, like, put you in a chair and, like, lift you up like you just had a bar mitzvah. You know what I mean? They could, like. You could be the king, the queen of the night. You don't know what it's gonna mean.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, I. I could see how it's a precarious situation.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Without a shadow of a doubt.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But, yeah, I get. I wear a lot of David Allen CO shit. Sometimes people think I'm dog whistling racism. But in reality, I just happen to like this man who has a few questionable lyrics.

[Sydney Gantt]

Yeah, I think enjoying life is dog whistle and racism.

[Zach Amico]

I'll take it.

[Sydney Gantt]

Thank you.

[Zach Amico]

And we're going to call it there. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. Please support Dave Temple even though he's not here. He's a sweet man and we love no need for Apologies. And more importantly, support Sydney Gantt. Please listen to World War Fun with him and Ryan Shaner, two of the funniest guys out there and great friends, and I love them very much. Thank you so much, man. And enjoy the rest of the day with your beautiful family.

[Sydney Gantt]

Thanks so much.

[Zach Amico]

And join the crew. It's a Miko morning, too. It's a Miko morning.