0037. Dru Montana and Gina Hyena

Summary

Zac Amico's Morning Zoo – Episode 0037: Dru Montana & Gina Hyena

Date: August 22, 2025
Podcast: Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo (GaS Digital Network)
Guests: Dru Montana, Gina Hyena
Transcript Coverage: [00:08]–[74:20]

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Episode Overview

This wild, unfiltered edition of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo features comedians Dru Montana and Gina Hyena joining Zac fresh from his harrowing (and hilarious) experience at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Expect depraved festival anecdotes, reflections on weird American traditions, and a barrage of unpredictable sidebars—plus offbeat science discussions, stories of public mischief, and their trademark no-holds-barred banter. It’s a comedic carnival of chaos, perfectly on-brand for the Morning Zoo.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Zac’s Return from the Gathering of the Juggalos

• Zac opens the show still feeling rough but undefeated after another year at the infamous Gathering in Thornville, OH.
  • “Well, son of a bitch. The experts were wrong. I'm back. I survived another gathering of the Juggalos. I'm a little worse for wear.” (Zac, 00:19)
• He recounts jaw-dropping sights: a naked elderly woman using a hose as a public bidet, festival carnage, and a sea of diverse Juggalos.
• Attendance was about 12,000: “We were clocked around 12,000 this year. Wow. It was packed.” (Zac, 05:32)
• Notably, Zac judges the rap cipher, does wrestling commentary, and faces midnight outdoor comedy.

2. On Being a Juggalo Delegate: Octopus and Chicken Foot Antics

• Detailed discussion of the annual carnage: people thrown off for forgettable raps, objects hurled at performers, and particularly, a full octopus thrown onstage during the Miss Jugglette pageant.
  • “Somebody threw an octopus on the stage at a full wet octopus. A full octopus.” (Zac, 08:07)
  • The chicken foot story: a girl reportedly put it inside her—“That was the big Story. Everybody was like, there was a chicken foot, and someone put it inside her.” (Gina, 10:28)
• The panel riffs on logistics (“How do you get an octopus to Ohio?”) and possible origin stories for these tossed objects.

3. Festival Dangers and Absurdities

• Discussions on the constant barrage of thrown items: sodas, water balloons, mysterious liquids, and pranks like the “poop dollar.”
  • “Have you. Do you know about poop dollars?” (Zac, 11:34)
• The hosts muse on the challenge (and hygiene issues) of working such gigs.
  • “I got hit with a water balloon in the golf cart, and all I could think was, that probably wasn't water.” (Zac, 11:23)

4. Music, Wrestling, and VIP Chaos

• Zac recalls wrestling commentary that felt like “Wrestlemania,” and brushes with celebrity guest wrestlers.

  • “The second night of the wrestling felt like Wrestlemania. Like, it was so much fun.” (Zac, 13:42)

• Performers (e.g., Ill Bill) fleeing mid-set due to thrown objects versus others (Waka Flocka) embracing the chaos.

  “Waka Flocka just was like in it… he just, like, vibed with it and enjoyed it.” (Zac, 14:49)

• Conversation on rapper Tech 9/Tech N9ne and rumors about pedophile battle rappers, with Zac teasing that Skanks will cover the latest sting.

5. Kids at the Gathering: The Ethics

• All three hosts are shocked at seeing young children at a gathering known for adult debauchery.
  • “Why are kids taking outdoor showers at the gathering? …Every once in a while we'd… just see like a seven year old chilling…” (Dru & Zac, 18:30–18:36)
• Debate over whether ever taking their (hypothetical) own kids if they were fans.

6. Inside Festival Life: Food and Pop Culture

• Carnival food dominates (“funnel cakes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner” – Gina, 24:34).
• Faygo soda—ICP’s signature—is discussed:
  • Despite the brand’s association, Faygo refuses partnership: “Faygo will not work with them.” (Zac, 24:52)
  • Logistic marvel at shipments needed for the event: “There were, I don't know, maybe a warehouse full of 2 liters just for ICP.” (Zac, 25:14)
• Notable injuries, including someone hit with a thrown nitrous tank.

7. Soda Science, Amish Preferences, & McDonald's Soft Drinks

• Extended, hilarious sidebar about regional sodas (A-Treat, birch beer), the Amish, and how McDonald's Sprite/Coke tastes different from other places—with live “science” Googling.
  • “McDonald's sprite is better than Sprite… wider straw… a higher syrup to water ratio, and the use of wider straws.” (Shannon, 34:02)
• The gang delves into the history and chemistry of carbonation, inventions, and the evolution of soda pre-electricity.

8. Dinosaurs and Hypothetical Cuisine

• Zac brings up scientists speculating what various dinosaurs tasted like; everyone tries to deduce which would be most delicious.
  • “I read an article where scientists figured out what different kinds of dinosaurs tasted like.” (Zac, 35:15)
  • “Herbivorous dinosaurs like Triceratops and Stegosaurus likely taste like ostrich, beef, or even pork.” (Shannon, 38:26)
• Giddy riffs on woolly mammoth pets and genetically modified “wooly mice.”
• Side speculation on “the final form of evolution” (crab vs. octopus), and whether everyone might become a crab.

9. Embarrassing Bar Etiquette & To Err is Human

• Zac shares an excruciatingly awkward personal story: accidentally scolding a woman with Tourette’s for barking at a wrestling event, then trying to make amends.
  • “And I go, dude, could you fucking not do that? … She goes, I can't help it. I have Tourette's. And starts crying.” (Zac, 48:25–48:36)
  • He spends the rest of the night trying to avoid the group, only to run into them again at another bar.
• Discussion about bad etiquette, acute self-awareness, and peevishness—framed with plenty of self-deprecating humor.

10. Tourette’s and Internet Clips

• The gang delights over TV’s most charismatic Tourette’s patient (“Tourette’s Girl”):
  • “She basically, she’ll hear something, and she has to do it. But she also has to do it in the accent she heard it in.” (Zac, 51:57)
  • Improv-level tics and standout quotes: “little baby wieners,” “it’s John Cena!”
• The reality of living with tics, and how bystanders often react.

11. Animal Antics and Pet Mishaps

• Animal feeding confessions: Dru once fed a dog wasabi, only to learn it’s very harmful. (58:49)
• Zac’s story about his cat eating a weed brownie and acting “like a man” on the couch.
  • “He sat on the couch like a man.” (Zac, 60:01)
• Conversation about whether dogs can drink juice, and anecdotal digestion mishaps among pets.

12. Rappers & Airbnb Aesthetics

• Brief aside on rapper King Yella "passing out" during a livestream and the evolution of social media "rappers" who seem more famous for antics than for music.
• Discussion on how Airbnbs are frequently used for music videos and the telltale absence of anything personal in the background.

13. Movie House Easter Eggs: Children's Films and Porn

• Zac’s guilty pleasure: “bad dog movies”—children’s films about talking animals, often filmed in houses also used for porn shoots.
  • “There's a director, David DeCoteau, who does kids movies and softcore gay porn, but they're all in that house.” (Zac, 67:09)
• Bailey’s Billions and A Talking Cat are cited as prime examples, with supporting evidence from trailer audio.
• “Did you see The King is coming back? Air Bud, I did. They're making a new Air Bud movie.” (Dru, 70:09)

14. Language Evolution & Dictionary Additions

• The group reacts to new Cambridge Dictionary entries: “skibidi,” “tradwife,” “dulu,” and their feelings about internet slang formalization.

  • “They're making it like Urban Dictionary… you're turning the Oxford into the fucking Urban Dictionary.” (Gina, 73:05–73:11)

• Amusing, slightly cringey debate on etymology, especially the origins of "ratchet"—confirmed as a take on “wretched.”

  “The term ratchet as slang for being loud, uncouth, or trashy, likely originated in the hip hop scene in Shreveport, Louisiana, potentially as a regional dialect pronunciation of wretched.” – Shannon (73:47)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Juggalos and their Olympics of absurdity:
  “The thought process behind throwing an octopus. Means someone acquired an octopus. Already above my pay grade.” – Zac (08:45)

• On the spectacle of objects hurled at performers:
  “Some girl put it [the chicken foot] up her puss.” – Zac (10:10)

• On public showers at festivals:
  “They had a hose situation for people to rinse off, and I saw a woman… fully naked… washing her pussy and asshole while people filmed. And she did it as a show.” – Zac (03:33)

• On ICP and Faygo:
  “Faygo will not work with them.” – Zac (24:52)

• On McDonald's soda technology:
  “McDonald's Sprite hits so hard, and I am not a person who wants Sprite.” – Zac (34:01)

• On self-awareness in social situations:
  “It has been brought to my attention that if someone annoys me, I have no control over my body language.” – Zac (46:38)

• Dinosaur cuisine dreams:
  “Which was the ribeye of dinosaurs?” – Gina (36:20)

• On awkward bar encounters:
  “Did you come here on purpose? I was like, no, I just. This just happened.” – Zac (50:52)

• On language’s endless evolution:
  “They're making it like Urban Dictionary... you're turning the Oxford into the fucking urban dictionary.” – Gina (73:05)

• On the etymology of 'ratchet':
  “The term ratchet… likely originated in the hip hop scene in Shreveport, Louisiana, potentially as a regional dialect pronunciation of wretched.” – Shannon (73:47)

• Self-congratulations:
  “Well, it turns out somebody speaks Negro. Look at that. Look at me.” – Zac (74:02)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Opening & Guest Introductions: 00:08 – 02:29
• Gathering of the Juggalos Recap: 03:32 – 20:00
• Festival Meals, Faygo, and Sideshow Chaos: 24:18 – 26:15
• Carnival Food, Soda Science & Amish Soda Lore: 26:36 – 34:40
• Dinosaur Food, Evolution, and Woolly Mice: 35:15 – 37:21
• Bar Etiquette & Tourette's Story: 45:58 – 51:46
• Tourette’s Girl Highlights: 51:35 – 54:59
• Animals and Mishaps: 58:38 – 61:30
• King Yella, Airbnb Aesthetics, and Rappers: 61:34 – 66:15
• Talking Dog Movie Rabbit Hole: 66:15 – 70:13
• Dictionary Additions and Language Riffs: 72:08 – 74:20

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Conclusion & Takeaways

This episode exemplifies the “chaotic fun” and unpredictable energy Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo is built on—never lingering too long in one place, venturing through gross festival lore, sideshow sociology, animal antics, and semi-scientific asides, all powered by absurdity and brutal honesty.
If you missed it, you’re now fully armed with the best moments, quotes, and conversation tangents of a show where true morning radio anarchy reigns.

Transcript

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Fill her up. You're listening to the GAS Digital Network.

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Wake up, it's time to go. Zach Amico's got a show Animals are here to play Choke some guests to start your day Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and join the CRE It's a Miko morning too. Well, son of a bitch. The experts were wrong. I'm back. I survived another gathering of the Juggalos. I'm a little worse for wear. I am not feeling great. However, I got my fat ass here this morning. I am very happy. Welcome to another Monday edition of the Morning Zoo. It's your other boy, the international superstar, Zach Amico. Thank you to all the Zoo files out there watching. I am joined by two very funny people who I love to broadcast with. You've seen her on Kill. Tony, it is our good friend Gina Hyena.

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What's up?

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How are you, love?

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Good. I'm good.

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You look absolutely stunning this morning.

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Thank you. I appreciate it.

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Thank you for all the hard work you put into look so good and be so funny.

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Thank you.

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And next to her, the man who just woke me up in the lobby. Not as attractive, but just as important in my eyes.

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Thank you, brother.

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From Durag and the deer tag as well as the hilarious prank phone call show Digital Bazooka. It is Drew Montana.

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Thank you for having me, Zach. I also feel like shit today, so I'm happy to be here.

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Excellent. Well, you look good. I love you. Thank you. And I appreciate you guys hanging out with me on a Monday. Let's get plugs out of the way. Jorge, hit that plug. Music. Ms. Hyena, what do you want people to check out?

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September 6th. I'll be at the stand and then I will be headlining the Green Room in Austin on September 22nd.

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Fantastic, Mr. Montana.

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I'll be in Los Angeles September 4th and then Knoxville, Tennessee. Birmingham, Denver, Fort Collins, all in October. Come see the show and check the podcast out.

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Very sick. If you guys want to see me live, go to my Instagram, Zach is not funny. Or go to punch up that live. Zach Amico. Excuse me. I'm going to be in Nashville, Tennessee on the 28th, the 29th, Pulaski, Tennessee, Miamisburg, Ohio on the 30th, and Lakes, Kentucky on the 31st. If you love the show and we know you do, go to gas digital.com today, the new Gas Digital brand new website. And use the promo Code Zoo. You save a little money a month off your subscription, as well as you get access to episodes early ad, free and uncensored. You get the live chat, you get archives, thousands episodes of all your favorite podcasts. And most importantly, if you love this show, the exclusive Friday episode. That's right, Monday and Wednesday go out for free on YouTube and shit like that, but not the. Not the Friday episode. So if you want that one, you gotta subscribe. And regardless of how you consume the show, thank you so much. All right. I saw a lot of things this weekend.

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I'm sure you did.

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A lot of things I was ready to see. A lot of things I wasn't ready to see. They had a hose situation for people to rinse off. And I saw a woman who had to be in her 60s, fully naked, bent over, washing her pussy and asshole while people filmed. And she did it as a show.

[C]

She did it as a show.

[B]

It was not. It was a performance.

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That's what a hose is for. Honestly, it's hard to get your pussy and asshole clean in the shower. I've tried and it doesn't work.

[B]

It was a public bidet situation.

[C]

It's a very European situation.

[A]

It's like. You ever get a detachable shower head?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

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This thing's going in my asshole for sure.

[B]

Oh, yeah. 100%. Because.

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Yeah, I don't have the detachable at home, so it's a. It's a luxury for me. So.

[B]

Yeah. And that really takes care of some.

[C]

Yeah, that's where you're hosing off earlier.

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Yeah, I saw some. Some great things. Some weird things.

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Yes.

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Every shape of person. Thornville, Ohio. Oh, about half an hour out of Columbus.

[C]

That sounds like an Ari Aster movie waiting to happen.

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It was just middle of nowhere. Everyone was very pleasant. Thank you to all the fans of the show that stopped me and to talk to me and tell me they liked the theme song and all that other fun stuff. I had a blast. It was so much fun.

[C]

So they do a concert, and then there's also, like, other little.

[B]

There's like five stages.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[B]

So there's a main stage, second music stage. There's a tent. That's more like seminars and contests. So I hosted a Rap cipher. Excuse me? I judged a rap Cipher contest.

[C]

I'm guessing all of them were white.

[B]

No, there were two black guys, one of whom was very good at rapping.

[C]

Did they ever leave?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, there was a. There's more black guys than you think.

[A]

Oh, how many people go to this thing.

[B]

We were clocked around 12,000 this year. Wow. It was packed.

[A]

Whoa.

[C]

That scares me that there's that many.

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They're all Juggalos.

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Yeah.

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That's great. They're amongst us.

[B]

Yeah. And so I judged a rap cipher contest, which was not great. I watched a few people just lose it, like, come up, and nothing came out. Oh, and they got booed hard.

[A]

Yeah. They had their eight Mile moment.

[C]

Getting booed at the Juggle of.

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It's crazy. Yeah. Well, no, you get booed a lot.

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Oh, really? They're into it.

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Yeah. So the comedy show, it was Jay Lewis, Tim Butterly, and myself.

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Okay.

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And we were trying to do 15. So they have a guy who's been doing comedy there the whole time, and he's the guy that runs that tent. His name is something, but his. His performance name is Upchuck the Clown. Okay.

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I like him already.

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And Upchuck is not what I would call a seasoned comedian. Upchuck stinks. And the crowd knows that.

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Very serious clown, Upchuck.

[B]

The crowd knows Upchuck stinks. So, I mean, he went up to just screaming and booing and people throwing, like, full sodas and full beers.

[C]

Alfago.

[B]

Yeah. And then he fucking bailed about a few minutes in, and he's like, ladies and gentlemen, from the Morning Zoo podcast. He just bombed. And then I had to go up, so I had to bark him down, and I just screamed about pussy for 10 minutes, and then I bailed. I did okay, though. It was fun.

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Yeah. It's an outdoor show.

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Outdoor midnight.

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Oh, that's rough.

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Oh, that's spooky.

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Yeah.

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Something's happening.

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But everybody did good. Tim did great. Lewis did great. Jay did great. There was a big fight at Jay's 1.

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There was a fight during Jason.

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Yeah. People were fighting for throw because people started throwing shit at Jay. And then, yeah, people turned around like, don't throw shit. But it was great. They were really good. I had a lot of fun. I only watched one band walk off stage for people throwing shit.

[A]

Are people just throwing shit the whole week?

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The entire.

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You told me somebody threw an octopus at a woman.

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Yes. This is not my story, but during the Miss Jugglette pageant, people were just hurling at these poor lambs.

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Oh, my God. How many years left do you think you have to live if you win the Miss Juggle? That contest?

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The girl that won last year was there, so you get at least a year. But, yeah, somebody threw an octopus on the stage at a full wet octopus. A full octopus.

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Like the Head and everything.

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Yeah. An octopus. And it was like the most animal on stage. Yeah. The logic.

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The new smartest person on stage is.

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The smelling thing on the stage. It was the lock.

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Octopus grabs the mic. He's like, what are we doing?

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Give me seven more.

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Throw soda at it. Boo. This octopus.

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It's the thought process behind throwing an octopus. Means someone acquired an octopus. Already above my pay grade.

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Yeah.

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If you ask me tomorrow how to get an octopus. I don't know if that's a pet store door sedge.

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Yeah.

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How big of an octopus? Are we talking the size of the monkey here or.

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Yeah, it wasn't huge.

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That's still big enough.

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That's. You got to be able to go down to Chinatown like right now and get one. But I don't know how you get it to Ohio.

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It's gotta be.

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This is a backpack full of.

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It's gotta be on ice. Like, I don't think you can.

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I don't think they care that much about keeping it on ice.

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Or I don't know. It was alive when they showed up. I don't know if it was in a cooler. I don't know how they got it there. But I know that we were in a landlocked part of America. So it wasn't like they caught an octopus.

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No one brought. They don't.

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They brought an octopus. They pre planned an octopus needs to come with me.

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Yes.

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And then at some point. I don't know, did they think. I don't know, did they think, I'm just gonna have an octopus? Or did they think when they least expect it, I'm throwing an octopus?

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Yeah.

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Did they go, I'm gonna throw an octopus at the women at the Jugglepack.

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Or did they go, I'm gonna wait.

[B]

For the moment or I'm waiting for my octopus? Was there like three other times in the festival where they were like, I'm gonna throw the octopus.

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It speaks to you.

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Nope, not yet. Not yet.

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It's definitely written in a manifesto somewhere. We'll find out soon.

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And yeah, they just hurled an octopus at a lady. And then. Yeah, someone threw a chicken foot. And not like a dog toy chicken foot, like ripped the leg off of a chicken. I don't know if there was a whole chicken at some point. And they threw that. And then some girl put it up her puss.

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I hate that I knew this. And it was because I was up at 3am and I got fed. Like, somebody interviewing. And they were like, what happened at the Mischief? That was like the big Story. Everybody was like, there was a chicken foot, and someone put it inside her. And then I just commented a gif of a drone strike. So I'm sorry.

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No, it's fine. It was.

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If I knew you were there, I wouldn't want it to get drunk.

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I want to know what happened to the chicken and the octopus before they were thrown on stage. You know what I mean? Were they there all weekend?

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Was it like a mile of an oak situation? Were they on an adventure together? Was it the story of the chicken and the octopus?

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How did they end up there?

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We could write a kid's book about this.

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You know, you can really say that about anyone that was there.

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How'd they end up there?

[B]

How did this happen?

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Yeah, this was somebody's daughter.

[A]

The octopus isn't the craziest thing of the weekend.

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Oh, yeah, dude. It was just. Man, it was a lot. It's sensory overload.

[A]

That's insane.

[B]

Yeah, but it was really fun, and everyone was really, really nice. I got hit with a water balloon in the golf cart, and all I could think was, that probably wasn't water.

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Yeah, I heard about poop dollars.

[B]

Yeah. Have you. Do you know about poop dollars?

[A]

Yeah, I know the game Poop Dollar, where you just rub. You, like, rub your butt with a. Or wipe your butt with a dollar and then someone grabs it.

[C]

I like that. You call it a game.

[A]

Yeah, it's a game.

[C]

This is a nice game for kids.

[B]

Yeah, they do poop dollars there.

[A]

That's funny.

[B]

You warn everybody not to pick up money.

[C]

Oh, God.

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Yeah. I never. I guess I've never seen one in real life, but I've always heard of the poop dollar.

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Yeah. When we were going on stage in the comedy tent, there was a guy in the front with a super Soaker, and I just let him spray me, and I drank it, and I was like, that definitely wasn't water.

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No.

[A]

Somebody, when I was in, like, eighth grade, a big kid, like a high schooler, hit me with a water balloon. And then it was on Mischief Night. And then the next night or the next day, someone told me that there was piss in that water balloon.

[C]

And.

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And then I ended up getting in a fight with him, like, on the bus and got suspended for a little bit. But then the more I thought about it, I'm like, how the fuck would you get pissed in a water balloon?

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Yeah, I don't think the street. I think you would have to piss into another container. Yeah, I don't think you can piss.

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In the balloon because you need to fill the balloon. Needs pressure to fill up. You can't just like pour it from a water bottle into balloon. You know what I mean?

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Yeah.

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Can you?

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Steps to the process for sure.

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Yeah.

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I don't know. I don't. Yeah, it's not. You put the balloon around your deck.

[A]

Yeah.

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And just pee.

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I think I fought a guy for a harmless prank.

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I'm sure it's possible. Listen, when there's a will, there's a way. Yeah, I'm sure you could get pissed.

[A]

Like, I'll kill him.

[C]

You broke his jaw.

[A]

I'm like, I'll fucking kill that guy.

[B]

I'm sure it could happen in some way, shape or form.

[A]

That's what I thought at the time. I was like, this is the ultimate form of disrespect. Hitting me with a piss balloon. But now you're saying that maybe in Super Soakers you could maybe.

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I don't know. I don't know the logistics of it all.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But boy, oh, boy, am I not feeling great today. Yeah.

[C]

What was your favorite part?

[B]

ICP was just so good.

[C]

Really.

[B]

Just watching people, like so many people, they're setting off fire. I mean, I was also there with the wrestling, doing commentary. And the second night of the wrestling felt like Wrestlemania. Like, it was so much fun.

[A]

Like, you were. You commentated it. I saw a clip of it and I thought I heard your voice.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, that was me. Nice. And that was like, there's so many, like, for me, celebrity run ins. Like, just like old wrestlers, people from like storylines years ago. Like, it was just so much fucking fun.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I only saw one rapper walk off and that was Ill Bill.

[C]

I've actually heard of Ill Bill.

[B]

He's Necro's brother.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Was Necro there?

[B]

No, Necro was not there. Ill Bill, I think did four songs and left. He was like, yo, don't throw shit at me. And that was not the thing to say.

[C]

I like the idea of people getting off on throwing things, but I feel like there's at least three people there that hit the stage to get things thrown at them. Like, I just picture some guy jerking off while getting thrown at him.

[B]

So here's the thing. Every year there's a rapper that comes out, People start throwing stuff at him and he just thrives. And he winds up so Waka flocka this year.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

Just was like in it.

[A]

Yeah. He seems like he has a good time.

[C]

The ICP in full makeup.

[A]

He had Juggalo makeup on.

[C]

That's it. That's the girl. The Way you move it. That walker vlogger.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. And he just.

[A]

There's another one.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

It's like, wait, Waka Flocka Flame.

[B]

Yeah. No, it is. He's a rapping teddy bear. It's Waka Waka Flocka.

[C]

I'd be super into that. I'd be like, all right, well, I'm going next.

[B]

Yeah, no, he, like, people were throwing stuff, and he just, like, vibed with it and enjoyed it.

[A]

Have you seen the videos of Waka flocka performing at SeaWorld?

[B]

No, but can I?

[A]

It's the funniest thing ever. SeaWorld is doing, like, a series of concerts this summer with all your favorite rappers from, like, 2009. But they had a soldier boy on one. They had Waka Flocka on one, and you just see, like, the orcas jumping in the background and just black people in the crowd.

[C]

Like, the workers are like, kill me, kill me.

[B]

It's the sequel to Blackfish. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying. Three Six Mafia was. Oh, here we go.

[A]

This is the best place to see a concert.

[D]

That's crazy.

[B]

Did. People are having a blast.

[C]

It was really high back.

[A]

Dude, it looks so fun.

[B]

That was awesome.

[A]

But, yeah, he. I guess, yeah, he. He'll perform anywhere.

[B]

But, yeah, he was great. Three Six Mafia were awesome. Tech 9. Immortal Technique. Immortal Technique knew Legion of Skanks.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Oh, really?

[B]

When Lewis and Jay walked out, he knew who they were, and he was like, oh, you guys know Dave Smith? Oh, it was pretty cool.

[A]

He's a Dave Smith fan.

[B]

Well, Dave used to use one of his songs as his intro music.

[C]

I didn't catch on to that. Tech9 was so political until, like, I listened to it three times and I was like, oh, yeah.

[B]

Very, very.

[C]

I was like, oh, this is all political.

[A]

There was a battle rapper from Philly also named Tech9 who got exposed for being a pedophile and then killed himself.

[B]

Oh, great.

[C]

Perfect.

[A]

But I remember hearing that story.

[B]

It was short for technically she's nine.

[A]

I remember hearing the story about it, and then just for years, I accepted that tech9, the other guy was a pedophile that killed himself.

[C]

Everybody named Tech9 is now dead.

[B]

Well, there's.

[A]

Can't be a ton of them, but. And then, yeah, Tech nine, the rapper, like, dropped a song years later, and I was like, he's back.

[C]

He's back from the grave. And children.

[A]

I remember trying to tell people. I'm like, oh, no, that's an old song. Like, he must have recorded that before. The dead pedophile stuff they were like.

[C]

About like Covid and the vaccine and shit. You're like, not as old.

[A]

They're like, what are you talking about? There's some no name battle rap.

[B]

A pedophile got beat up at the gathering. They're going to cover it on Skanks tonight. So I don't want to blow it.

[C]

I was going to say, I'm sure if you did. I'm sure if you looked at the sex offenders list, like a map and you looked at Ohio last night, like.

[B]

If you had Grindr for registered sex offenders.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah, it would have popped up.

[C]

It was just one big red circle.

[A]

Were they like the, like the Dads Against Predators Sting?

[B]

Like, no, I don't want to blow. They're going to do it on stage and I. Cause on video. But essentially. So they had showers and I guess a man was caught filming over the. The barrier of the shower. Maybe underage people showering.

[A]

What?

[B]

And about 40 people jumped them.

[C]

Nice.

[B]

And oh boy, did he. It was bad.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I would imagine it was bad. Why?

[C]

Imagine seeing that live.

[A]

Yeah. Why are kids taking outdoor showers at the gathering?

[B]

Why are there kids there?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Every once in a while we'd be on the car stages and we would just see like a seven year old chilling and that's like, I get it. If your kid is like, we have this conversation in the car. If your kid's like 16 and this is their fucking shit, like, they fucking love it, I would consider taking them. Like, if it was my kid, okay, I would go, but you come with me and you don't leave my fucking sock.

[C]

Yeah, I have eyes on you. I have two air tags on you.

[B]

And I. Yeah, there is no fucking eyes on me. Yeah, yeah. There is no. I am. I am not there to enjoy myself. I am there to watch you.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, I can get that.

[B]

If you have a little kid there, it's because you love it.

[C]

Yeah, that's gross. That's like even like being at the Met and seeing somebody. This is not like being at the Met, but it's like if you brought somewhere that you're like, no, that's for you, you fucking asshole. The adults that bring like kids to see Renaissance paintings, you're like, they don't like this. They're having a bad time.

[B]

I mean, I think it's just better thing, like a little. Because he's like the Eagles.

[C]

Yeah, that's fair.

[B]

Like, there's no way they're enjoying this.

[A]

No, no, that's a good time.

[C]

No, that's children need that.

[A]

Children need that.

[C]

Imagine getting trafficked as a child and instead of like ending up on a beautiful island, you end up in Ohio.

[B]

Yeah. No, that can't be good.

[C]

Sucks ass.

[A]

They just put Juggalo paint on you.

[C]

Like fuck.

[B]

I wanted the other one, but everything was fine. It was. It was so much fun. Everybody was super nice. It was fucking really great. I'm just fucking this bent.

[A]

Oh, imagine.

[B]

This was my schedule. Friday it was host the main. I had something in the afternoon. Then I hosted the Main stage six, starting at six. Then I had a comedy show at midnight. Then wrestling started at 1 in the morning.

[C]

Oh, shit.

[B]

God. And that went till three. That was a long day.

[C]

How old are the wrestlers? Is it like the movie, the Wrestler? Is it like.

[B]

No, no, there's young guys too.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

So we have a company. I work for their wrestling company as a commentator.

[C]

Oh, cool.

[B]

And yeah, it's a bunch of. So they'll do like, they'll have some like legends and older guys. They actually had this guy, George south, who's probably like in his 70s, but he just did like a run in. Yeah, he didn't like wrestle a full man. Like they use older guys, but they use them very, like, precariously.

[C]

Could he run?

[B]

Yeah, he ran to the ring. Yeah. Juggalo George, he. He's a Juggalo for Jesus.

[C]

Oh, I like that.

[B]

And he gives out Bibles at all his shows.

[A]

Great character.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No, no, that's not a character.

[A]

Oh, that's a real character.

[C]

Who he is?

[B]

That's who he is. When he's not with us, he's just regular George south. And George south gives out the Bible.

[C]

I hope it's not my dad. My dad gives out wooden crosses to strangers. I don't know who like appointed him that. It's very strange. I have one in my bag right now. But I also learned last weekend he was like kicking. He was punting footballs to my nephew who jammed his finger. And My dad is 70. And I was like, wait, my dad can punt a fucking football 70? Yeah. It's like, what the fucking. Now that you're telling me this for him, I'm like, where was Tony last week? Where were you last night? Let me see those crosses and Bibles.

[B]

Good for him, man. That's great.

[C]

Right? That's what I was like. Now that you said a 70 year old run, I was like, all right, I got to let Tony know. He'll be a big fan of George South.

[A]

Was the cocaine guy there. What's his Name.

[B]

Yeah. Cocaine.

[A]

That is, that. That's the wrestlers.

[B]

Yeah, that's my buddy.

[A]

He's the man I've seen.

[B]

He was there. He was there. He was there farting around. He was a good. That's a good guy. That's my buddy Quinn.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

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[C]

Damn. I also, like, didn't think of. I was at MSG this week and they took the caps off the bottles and I was like, oh, right, that's so. I don't punt Tony Hinchcliffe in the face.

[B]

Well, no, I. That. No, that's so. I saw weird al@ MSG a few weeks ago and I bought a water and they put it in a cup.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

And took the bottle away.

[C]

Oh, that's funny. Yeah. I've never seen them just take the cap. And I was like, oh, yeah, they.

[B]

Did that to my $8 water and to my wife's $19 White Claw.

[A]

Jesus. Yeah. Cause whenever you get a beer or something at a game, they open it for you. And I'm like, I just got four of these for a reason.

[C]

Yeah. You're like, I wanted to pocket them. And they're like, no.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

This is Philadelphia.

[B]

Yeah. This was byo. You could bring anything in.

[C]

Like the octopus.

[B]

Yeah, hence the octopus. There was all. There were, like, carnival food stands and carnival rides, and then people were, like, selling drinks out of coolers and shit.

[C]

Nice. I imagine most of ICP fans eat carnival food for most of their meals.

[B]

Yeah, I would assume so.

[A]

A lot of funnel cakes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

[B]

Yeah, I would assume so. That's. That's probably a regular diet.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Fried Oreo.

[B]

I mean, the amount of faygo that was. I mean, just the amount of fago they had.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

For ICP was astronomical.

[C]

Does ICP have their own faygo flavor?

[B]

Faygo will not work with them.

[A]

What?

[C]

Really? What the fuck?

[A]

They're the only reason it's a thing.

[C]

Yeah. They're the only reason it still exists.

[B]

They fago de mouth want to work. They buy faygo from faygo at regular. I'm sure they have some type of deal, but, you know, faygo does not work. Has no interest in working with them.

[C]

That's crazy.

[B]

It's bananas. Because there were, I don't know, maybe a warehouse full of 2 liters just for ICP. Not what the fans brought.

[C]

Yeah. How did. How did that connection start?

[B]

I don't know. They just started throwing soda.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So they'll perform, and then they have, like, four or five people that throw soda at people.

[C]

Gotcha.

[B]

But then people are throwing shit back. The only injury I saw during ICP was somebody hit with a nitrous tank.

[A]

They threw a nitrous tank.

[C]

Jesus Christ.

[B]

And it hit somebody else in the crowd, and it fucked them up pretty bad.

[A]

Yeah, for sure. It's like a missile. That's crazy. They weigh 15 pounds.

[B]

Yeah, it was a lot.

[C]

You're like, also, who shot put that?

[A]

What strong is throwing?

[B]

I'm sure they were all hopped up on nitrous. Fair.

[A]

I've never. I've done nitrous a couple times, but I've never done it and wanted to throw the tank. It usually just, like, makes everything in reverse. That's how it feels.

[B]

I can't imagine doing nitrous standing right.

[A]

I need to sit down.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, that's fair. That's super fair. Never mind getting athletic about it.

[A]

I watched a guy do nitrous on stage at a comedy show, and he passed out. It was. It wasn't an outdoor show, though. There used to be this, this show in Philly called the Tomato Mic. And you could throw tomatoes at people while they were on stage. They would provide like 50 pounds of tomatoes for the audience. And yeah, this guy, Kyle Reagan, did some nitrous. Passed out there one time. This other dude got hit in the face pretty hard. Was a good time.

[C]

Like this, Best show I've seen. It was pretty great.

[B]

If there was a comedian I really hated, I would freeze tomatoes. Oh, and sneak them in.

[C]

That's true.

[B]

And throw. Throw a solid tomato. Just one good baseball.

[A]

Just a baseball.

[C]

And I would just cry because I'm an Italian American and be like, what are we doing?

[A]

Hey, the tomatoes.

[C]

Beautiful tomatoes.

[B]

I've been hit with soda bottles. I've been hit with a few things. I've been hit with beers. I don't think I've been hit with anything too crazy. No.

[A]

I had a chicken tender thrown at me once and I ducked it like George Bush with the sandal. But I never, never got hit with anything.

[C]

I had a hammer thrown at my once as a kid, which is crazy. And then that kid, I think is dead. That threw it. Yeah, like that adds up because that's like.

[B]

He was a turtle.

[C]

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. It's like Super Mario Bros. I was like, oh, what you were playing?

[B]

It was him and his twin brother. They had helmets on. She was trying to get past the brick wall into a green pipe.

[C]

That's how me and my family visit each other. Fucking sewage pipes. I do like the soda thing with ICP because I like that there's like just a Venn diagram of people that love strange flavored soda. And it's Juggalos and Mormons, like the thing that they can come together on.

[A]

Mormons also drink faygo.

[C]

They drink every soda. They have, like soda bars because they can't eat. Have alcohol. They can't eat alcohol and they have like. But they can't have caffeine either. So they just make a bunch of shitty caffeine free sodas.

[A]

I. I started watching some show on Hulu about like TikTok Mormon mom sluts.

[C]

You know, Aren't they, like, hot? I haven't seen them.

[A]

They're all so hot.

[D]

It's the Secret lives of Mormon Housewives.

[C]

Yes, I've heard.

[A]

They're Shannon. Aren't they all gorgeous?

[D]

They're incredible. They're amazing looking.

[A]

They're so hot.

[D]

And some of them are pretty. Some of them are kind of slutty.

[A]

They're all. Well, that's what Sold me on the show was that they were like. I heard that these women were just having orgies and they were all hot Mormons. And then you watched, like, two seasons of the show, and you're like, is anyone gonna fuck? But.

[C]

And they're just arguing.

[A]

Yeah, they just argue and.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That's crazy. Yeah. I've seen, like, a clip of, like, a picture of them, and I'm like, they're all fucking gorgeous.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

It's crazy.

[A]

Yeah. I can't imagine. Those girls love Faygo. It's crazy.

[B]

The. The Amish like soda, too. Really? Yeah. If you go to, like, parts of Pennsylvania, closer to Amish country, they have really, like, fun, and it's like, Pennsylvania Dutch brand sodas.

[C]

A treat used to be.

[B]

Exactly. A treat is the exact one.

[C]

Birch beer.

[B]

The white birch beer.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

I just got that on the road a few weeks ago, and I made a post about it.

[C]

That's what, like, visiting my family in Allentown growing up, that was always, like, a big thing was getting a treat soda and, like, bringing a case back was.

[A]

Were carbonated drinks invented before electricity? I don't think the Amish should have access to this technology. Don't you need electricity to carbonate a drink?

[B]

Definitely not.

[A]

No.

[C]

No. It's like a gas Release from.

[B]

Yeah. SodaStream. You don't plug in, Right.

[C]

No. I was thinking of, like, carbonation with beer is usually just, like, the bacteria giving off.

[A]

Yeah, I guess you're right. I don't know why. Shannon, like, microwave it.

[B]

Shannon, Shannon, learn us. Learn us. How. How does soda. How does. How does carbonation work?

[A]

When was soda invented? And should the Amish be allowed to have it?

[C]

Because all I'm thinking is beer, but I don't know about soda.

[D]

Okay, so carbonation is the process of dissolving carbon dioxide gas into a liquid. So that's it. You just have to dissolve the gas into the liquid.

[C]

How?

[B]

There's no electric. Electricity needed. Right.

[D]

Let's see. So it's forced into the liquid under high pressure, so you might need some electricity. And then it dissolves into the liquid. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah.

[B]

Shannon, just Google what was invented first, soda or electricity?

[A]

Shannon, I'm so sorry.

[B]

We're gonna get to the bottom of this because now we've got all of this.

[C]

Now we have to know.

[A]

That was for you, Zach.

[B]

Thank you.

[D]

Hold on, hold on.

[C]

Floating. I like that. We've all gone quiet.

[D]

Okay, let's see.

[B]

Invented by Dr. Pepper.

[D]

Joseph Priestley is credited with the invention of soda, specifically carbonated water, in 1767. And then Benjamin Franklin's fav. Famous kite experiment demonstrating the electrical nature of lightning occurred in 1752.

[B]

Whoa.

[D]

So it's.

[B]

They were kind of.

[A]

Yeah, they're right.

[B]

Well, that was. Well, hold on. That was just the. The key. Get hit by lightning, though.

[C]

Is that a real story? Did like a black guy invent something and then we turned it into like a white guy with a kite?

[A]

You know who RXK nephew is? He said he's a rapper from Rochester. He's a fully schizophrenic guy, but he's the funniest dude in the world. And he makes these like 10 minute songs that are all. They're very funny. But he has a song called American Terrorists and he has a line in there where he says something about how Ben Franklin didn't discover electricity.

[B]

Tesla did.

[A]

Nobody goes. He's like, if electricity comes from the sky, how the fuck didn't T. Rexes discover it?

[C]

Certainly a dinosaur had to figure this out.

[A]

Like, he's. He's got it right.

[B]

But I would say they're adjacent because that's pretty. I mean, 20 years or whatever. That's pretty. Mm, close. So if we were figuring it out, then I'm sure they had a non electrical way to do it.

[A]

Yeah. Dude, that first McDonald's sprite probably hit so hard.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Well, that's different. We've read why electricity? Well, that's. We've gone through this before.

[C]

Really?

[B]

McDonald's sprite is better than Sprite.

[C]

Oh, yeah. So is. Their high C is fucking insane.

[B]

And it's because they use a different process than other places. It's more carbonated, I think, because they. That's why they have the bigger straw than most places. Why?

[C]

Because of the bubbles.

[B]

Because of the bubbles. And they also, like. It's something where they.

[A]

What would happen if you drank it out of a little straw?

[B]

It's not as good. And it's also. They do something with like. They keep the syrup cold. And I think most restaurants don't like it gets cold in your cup. Shannon, can you look up? There's a reason they say it about Coke too.

[C]

Shannon, we're doing science over here. Oh, wait.

[D]

I have just. Real quick, before I go over to this one. So I looked up how Joseph Priestley created carbonated water, and it said he did it accidentally. And it was also known as impregnated water. While experimenting with gases, he suspended a bowl of water.

[B]

He's farting in the tub.

[A]

This tastes amazing.

[D]

Suspended a bowl of water above A vat of beer allowing the carbon dioxide released during fermentation to dissolve into the water. And that made it bubbly.

[B]

There we go. But can you look up why? And thank you very much. I appreciate that, Chad. Now, if you don't mind, can you look up why McDonald's soda tastes better? Because it is a real science.

[C]

Better. Yes, it is so much better.

[B]

Like, a McDonald's Sprite hits so hard, and I am not a person who wants Sprite.

[A]

Yeah, but you got to get it.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

It says McDonald's sprite often tastes better due to a combination of factors, including their water filtration system, higher syrup to water ratio, and the use of wider straws.

[B]

Oh, okay. That's it. It's the wider straw. And they use more syrup knowing that the ice is gonna melt.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

So they take into account. So if you put regular soda over ice, it's gonna get watered down. If you put McDonald's soda over ice, it's gonna taste like soda. Oh, does that make sense?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Because they over syrup it.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

The Coke is so good too. Like, if you're hungover, McDonald's. Coca Cola is, like so good. It's so good. I'm like, this is medicine.

[B]

That was David Lee Roth's hangover. Was a McDonald's. Oh, really? Yeah.

[C]

Oh, that's funny.

[A]

McDonald's never misses, dude. They're always good. They've been good to me.

[B]

I just had something I wanted to goddamn bring up, and I complete. Oh, Chan, I'm so sorry. I'm gonna make you Google it on these things. I apologize, Iron darling. Drew, I feel like me and you as idiots are really gonna appreciate this.

[A]

I'm already in.

[B]

And Shannon, you're gonna get so mad at me.

[D]

Oh, no. Is it bugs?

[B]

No.

[D]

Okay, then I'm not mad.

[A]

I do hate. There's nothing worse than searching spiders on it.

[B]

So I read this on Instagram, but I'm sure there's an article that it went with. And I'm so sorry, Shannon. I read an article where scientists figured out what different kinds of dinosaurs tasted like.

[A]

How I like this a lot.

[C]

I just like the guessing amino acid profile or something based on.

[B]

Based on their diet and muscle tone and like, which what were eaten the most. So they probably tasted better. But like, basically they compared them to other. Like. Yeah, like this would taste more like this. This would taste more like this.

[C]

Yeah, like comparing like fat ratios. Like you can eat antelope, but it's actually kind of gummy and shitty cuz.

[B]

It'S so Athletic but like pork belly is good somewhere.

[C]

Like so like a triceratops probably made me like a good pork belly.

[B]

That's exactly.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So if they're getting it, sister. I, I read. Dude, I read this fascinated.

[C]

That's very funny. Like which one had the best marbling?

[B]

Yeah. Who was. What was the ribeye of dinosaurs?

[C]

Yeah. Cuz you know when they ate that Flintstones cartoon food when there was like big ribs on something, you're like, you know, that rack of ribs was good as fuck.

[A]

Oh yeah.

[B]

I would assume that's woolly mammoth.

[A]

Oh, mammoth was probably good.

[C]

I want a baby woolly mammoth so bad. And I said this like nine years ago when we figured out like the whole like stem cell research of being able to use other lines of DNA and they got the woolly mammoth DNA and I was like, I just want a baby woolly mammoth. Like mix it with a chihuahua or something. Like just.

[B]

Oh, you want a teacup woolly mammoth?

[C]

Yes. Wouldn't that be so cute? Cuz it would have like the little trunk and that'd be fun. They made wooly mice, so they put the gene last year into mice. So there's mice with woolly mammoth fur and they're so fucking cute. And I'm like, just keep going. And everybody was all caught up with those dire wolves and I was like, y' all are missing out on wooly mice.

[B]

Yeah, you gotta make little cute things.

[C]

Yeah, they'd be so adorable. Look at em.

[B]

Can I be honest with you? That's cute as hell, isn't it?

[C]

So cute. Like what is it?

[B]

It looks like a mouse in a pimp coat.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Better have my cheese.

[D]

It's just a hamster.

[C]

Yeah, right. It's like a super fat hamster.

[D]

And I do have the. Some what? Some dinosaurs would taste like.

[B]

Hell yeah. And tell us about dinosaurs.

[D]

So smaller, faster moving dinosaurs like the Velociraptor may have tasted like chicken or game birds.

[C]

Makes sense.

[D]

Larger theropods like Tyrannosaurus rex likely tasted like a mix of chicken, beef and potentially a gamey taste due to their carnivorous diet and potentially large muscle mass.

[A]

Yep. I'd eat a rack.

[C]

Yeah, it's probably like crocodile. Have you ever had a crocodile?

[A]

Gator is good.

[B]

I've had gator knock.

[C]

Crocodile is like a bit more like it's like chicken meat. Like it's a bit. And it has like a slight fishy taste to it.

[B]

I feel like I've only had fried gator.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

But it's like a greasy gamey chicken.

[A]

Yeah, it's got, like, a sausage texture.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, I've had that. The crocodiles, like, move more, so they're.

[D]

Shannon, I have one. One more. So herbivores, herbivorous dinosaurs like Triceratops and Stegosaurus likely taste like ostrich beef or even pork. It says, due to their diet would produce a milder flavor. And their size would mean a large amount of meat, potentially a texture similar to larger livestock animals.

[A]

Stegosaurus was probably good.

[C]

Yeah, that's probably a. To, like, cut up.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

To, like, service.

[A]

Yeah. Processing a Stegosaurus.

[B]

The thing I read said, like, the things that were, like, armored dinosaurs tasted really bad.

[A]

Oh, interesting.

[B]

And they didn't have a lot of meat, but they said. Yeah, they said, like, specifically, like, the herbivores.

[C]

But I do love crab.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like the show, dude.

[A]

Well, there's a thing that I was reading a. So I don't know who made it. It's an article. I was gonna say a study, but I don't know who makes these things. But there is a thing that. There's a theory that eventually, like, a crab is the ultimate form for, like, evolution.

[C]

Cockroaches.

[A]

Maybe. Shannon, look, this stuff.

[D]

I'm not looking that up. Sorry.

[C]

Yeah, I don't want to look at a cockroach is.

[A]

I think crab is the final form of evolution, though. I think in, like, a million years, we're all going to be crabs.

[B]

Really? I've heard people say that about octopus. But change.

[C]

They haven't had to change in so long because they're so suited for their environment.

[A]

Right. I think everything eventually becomes a crab.

[B]

I don't know about.

[A]

I. I could be wrong. I don't know. I could.

[C]

I think everybody becomes a crab.

[A]

Someday.

[C]

You're not a hot girl. You can't say those things.

[A]

I was told recently that I eat like a hot girl. And I was like, no way. And then I realized that I kind of do.

[B]

Oh, the picture of you eating ice cream.

[C]

No.

[A]

That was crazy.

[B]

Who posted that?

[A]

James Moss. He caught me in a bad moment.

[B]

Shannon, can you go on James Moss's Instagram?

[C]

Were you kissing it?

[A]

No. It's on his Twitter.

[B]

James Drew was having a. A treat, and he's like, a nice little time.

[A]

I mean, my eyes rolled in the back of my head as I was biting into an ice cream. It looked like I was coming. It was crazy.

[B]

He e like, he's a sexy girl.

[C]

I thought you meant y.

[B]

It's not like an ice cream commercial. It's like, A me. Look at that. Zoom in.

[C]

You're like in a Carl's Jr commercial for a tasty freeze.

[A]

Oh, it's crazy. I have undertaker eyes eating an ice cream.

[C]

You look like every guy walking around Philly. You're just on fentanyl and ice cream.

[B]

Yeah, you look like you should be bent over backwards over a fire hydrant.

[C]

Jesus Christ.

[B]

With your fucking. With your pants sagging at your knees. Damn, that's some good ice cream. Keep it up for the whole thing, Shaq. You superimpose that over him for the rest of the show.

[C]

Can you just keep your eyes rolled back for the whole show?

[B]

All right, we haven't done any stories, which means we're having a fun one. So let's. Let's fuck around for a few minutes. I'll start with this one. Theo Vaughn show attendees kicked out. Did you guys see this? No. So people that get kicked out of the Ovon show, were they black? No. They were obnoxious white people. No.

[C]

At a Theo Vaughan show.

[B]

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[D]

So this is a little bit of a longer video that they just posted, and it shows that she also, like, takes a swing at an audience member before they get her out.

[C]

Good, good.

[B]

Just. Just. How about this? Discuss it in there. Do you guys mind? I'm sorry.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Okay, just discuss it out there. Why are you yelling? I didn't know you.

[A]

I don't know you.

[B]

But ma', am, I'm just saying discuss it with him out there. My assistant is right there. She'll make sure that you're. That we have a vest. An interest in what they're saying. Katie, will you make sure that we have our. Here's our hot slob with her.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Katie, will you go listen to her just so we know what's going on. Thank you. It's a lawsuit, homie.

[C]

Titties out for Theo Von. That's wild.

[A]

What do we know why she got kicked out?

[D]

No.

[C]

So there's.

[D]

It says that they've reached out to the local police department, they've reached out to the Avon's people, but there's no update yet.

[B]

And was she heckling or was she just being a monster?

[A]

It seemed like Theo was. Was like in conversation with her.

[C]

Yeah, it's very bizarre to be like, to notice that from that big of an arena too.

[B]

You have to be pretty obnoxious.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

For someone to notice you heckling in an arena.

[C]

She's just barking. She doesn't just make guttural noise.

[A]

Hey, put your tits away, ma'.

[B]

Am.

[C]

Yeah. What were you doing? I wish, you know, people would lean into that more because I miss Mori.

[B]

Like that kid having big fat slobbers.

[C]

Yeah, just. And then you have the big black bouncer pulling them out, just like start shouting their names again. That.

[A]

That was a. I like a tit that you can put in an anaconda choke. You know what I mean?

[B]

So I've been doing this story on stage, but I think I'm gonna abandon it because I just can't get it right. I was at a wrestling show a few. Maybe a year ago as my buddy Casanova does bar shows. So they wrestle in the back of the bar, no ring shows. And I'm sitting at the bar waiting for the next match, and there's like group of metal kind of young people are sitting next to me. There's a person next to me who I have certain pet peeves. And one of them. And I think it's because Mama Amiko is a bartender.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

When people are bad, have bad bar etiquette. So, like, I once got in a fight with a roommate because I watched him open up the bartender's thing and steal olives.

[C]

Oh, yeah, that's gross.

[B]

He put his fingers in it and I was like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm having a snack.

[A]

They're Good for your heart.

[B]

And I was like, dude, you can't. You can't put your hand over the bar and take olives.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's crazy, but I hate bad bar etiquette.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So I'm sitting next to person. I kind of have my back to them because it has been brought to my attention that if someone annoys me, I have no control over my body language.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And I will turn away. Like, yeah. If you watch a lot of old real ass podcasts. If I don't like someone, you watch me slowly face away from them until I'm looking at the wall. Yeah. I'm just not looking at them. I have no control over it. I am. I'm retarded.

[C]

That's great.

[B]

So at this point, there's a person and they're being very loud. There's just a lot to them. So I have now spun, and I'm facing whoever I'm speaking to and the person next to me. And this happens within three minutes. The first thing you do is somebody else had tipped the bartender, and twice they had picked up the cash and, like, folded it up and then unfolded it, put it back on the bar, picked it up, folded it, put it back on the bar. Then they took all the bar straws and threw them on the floor. And then they started barking. So they, like, real loud, like, I don't want to do it because I'll hurt my throat. But, like, real, like. Yes, yes, yes. Right?

[A]

That's a good bark.

[B]

And then again, they folded up the dollar and they go, yes. And they're right in my ear. And I turn around and I go, dude, could you fucking not do that? And I made multiple mistakes there because first of all, it was a very ugly woman. Like, just, you know, the kind of girl that's just got shit brown hair, like, shitty brown stringy hair, like the mousy brown. Yeah. And she's just a fucking train wreck.

[C]

Yeah. She's barking.

[B]

And I go, can you not do that? And she goes, I can't help it. I have Tourette's. And starts crying.

[C]

Oh, God.

[B]

Turns to her friends and goes, I told you we shouldn't have come here. I can't be around people. So anyone that knows me, I'm mortified. I'm more embarrassed than I've ever been in my life. I immediately take my wallet out and you bought her? Yes. Give me the. How much for the retard? She will be mine.

[A]

With this $30, I will cure Tourette's.

[C]

I already have a crate at Home. So anyways, did you take your wallet out, honey?

[B]

Wash out the big bowl. I take out my wallet. I go, I'm so sorry. I'm an asshole. I'm very sensitive and I fucked up. Please let me buy everybody here around the drinks. So I buy everybody in that little group drinks, and then I give her another 40, I think, and I go, here's for two more drinks. I go, you won't see me again.

[C]

Ever in your life.

[B]

Right?

[C]

But I'll talk about you on broadcasts.

[B]

I never go back into the wrestling show. I sit at the other end of the bar and wait for my friends to be done because I'm so embarrassed, right? The show ends. My. My best friend Seeger comes out. He's. Where the were you? You missed the last two matches. Like I've been here. I go, well, I went. And I tell him what just happened. He goes, oh, Bob, let's get you out of here. So the bar I drink at is Lucky's. It's a go go bar, like a metal bar. Let's go to Lucky. I go, oh, please. Yeah. I call an Uber. We go to Lucky's. And it's, you know, girls are on the stage. I'm fine again. I sit down at the bar, I order my first drink, and across the bar here, they beat us there. So now it looks like I'm stalking them.

[C]

Oh, God.

[A]

You walk up to her with another $40.

[B]

No, her friends came over.

[A]

Go the fuck home.

[C]

I'll call you Lucky.

[B]

Her friends came over and were like, did you come here on purpose? I was like, no, I just. This just happened.

[C]

Oh, my God. Oh my God, that's awful.

[B]

I left again. Yeah, it was. Fuck it.

[A]

And now you guys are married.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

I was gonna say, how many dates did you take?

[B]

The only way I justify is that because they beat us there. And I like to think it's because her window was open and she had her head out the window going.

[C]

She was having a nice time.

[B]

But it was just such. Cause I have Tourette's. I can't help.

[C]

Oh my God.

[B]

Also, like, man, you picked a lot of annoying things to fucking do with your Tourette's.

[C]

Yeah, you got all the worst ones. Like.

[B]

No, because I love that Shannon. What was the Tourette's Girl show?

[C]

Yeah, the Tourette's Girl on tlc. And every once in a while, she's an overweight black woman.

[B]

Oh, dude, have you seen this bitch?

[D]

No, it's a bit bailin out loud. Let me find a clip.

[B]

Bailing out Loud. Dude, this bitch is so funny. She's got the funniest Tourette's I've ever seen. Because she basically, she'll hear something, and she has to do it.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But she also has to do it in the accent she heard it in.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

She's like Robbie Goodwin.

[B]

Yeah, but no, but the show's really funny.

[C]

No, she's really funny.

[B]

Yeah. So she'll just be. But she has to be inappropriate, too. This is like, one of those things. So she'll just be taught. And then she'll go, little baby wieners.

[C]

It's crazy.

[B]

And then another one she does is.

[C]

Oh, Hannah, that's my favorite.

[B]

And then she busted one out that made me laugh so hard I can't remember where they were. And she's freak. She's so upset, and she's so embarrassed of these, and she's so upset. And then she just goes, it's John Cena. It made me laugh so fucking hard.

[C]

Because she does it in a perfect voice.

[B]

I would keep this bit. I would bring this girl every. She's the opposite of barking.

[C]

Yeah, the barky lucky girl.

[B]

Get out of my Life.

[A]

Barks.

[C]

Here's 40 more dollars. Get the out of here.

[B]

Here she is.

[C]

Next up. She'll be, like, arguing with her boyfriend, and then she'll be delayed just talking about, like, yeah, we were in the airport and not to. Oh, hell no. Like, what the.

[A]

Is this a teenager? How old is this girl?

[B]

She's in her 20s.

[C]

I feel like just asking. She's over 18.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I found, like, a ranking of her top six moments.

[B]

Oh, you.

[C]

Yeah, there's one where she's in the airport. She's like, gun, Gun. I have a gun.

[B]

Gun.

[C]

When I was in college. Up top, girl scout. You're done. You're done. When I was in college. Yourself, Chris. Blam up your ass. Funny old biscuit fat that have told me that my parents deserved to die in a car accident. Then two bags, two guns up. Oh, good. Flatten horse cracker. Hi, boobies. How are the two of you the most? Sammy has hemorrhoids. I don't. Sammy has crabs. I don't. Sammy has a vagina. I do. Hey, guys. Oh, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong. This is Eileen. Give me a fork.

[A]

So.

[C]

Cutest little button. This is Eileen. She got big old titties. This is Eileen. Be a lot prettier if you weren't crazy. Oh, you're bald. Sorry.

[B]

Oh, she tells guys they're ball all the time.

[A]

She tells me every day.

[C]

Yeah, you're bald. You're bald. You're bald, you're bald.

[B]

Oh, sorry. Yeah. What is the butter?

[C]

Your own biscuit. Fat ass is my favorite one.

[B]

Dude, I love when she's a big black lady.

[C]

Yes. So good. And she's also talking about. Because he's starting to crack up. She's like, yeah, people told me my family deserved to die in a car accident. Like, she's saying something very serious in the middle of it.

[B]

And he can't even. Straight face.

[C]

He's like, so good.

[A]

That's. That might be the best Tourette's I've ever seen.

[B]

Oh, dude, this. If this chick is faking it, she's an Andy Kaufman level, funny person.

[C]

Yeah. She's like the only talented improv person.

[A]

That's what I'm kind of thinking, because it's. It's so extreme that. I don't know.

[B]

She goes to a Tourette's convention in one of the episodes and it is chaos.

[C]

That must just sound like a Skrillex song through it.

[B]

It's like a haunted house. Every fucking thing you turn into is just another person barking and screaming and fucking hitting the floor.

[C]

God, that is also wild that people brought the Tourette's girl to that bar. I'm not gonna get over that. That's. That's kind of mean. Like, of her friends. They're like our barking friend.

[A]

Well, so you can't leave her inside all day. She's not an actual dog.

[B]

Leave her in the car. Keep the windows rolling. Yeah, keep the keeper in the car.

[A]

With the windows rolled down.

[B]

Well, what happened was I was not the only person who noticed.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

But then I felt super bad. So, like, during the matches, you would hear like, woof, woof, woof, woof. And somebody was like, is there dog here? Like, not trying to be mean, but being like, who brought a dog to the wrestling bar?

[C]

Bizarre. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's fucking wild. I'm going to try it one night. Maybe I should just start working, seeing if somebody gives me $40.

[A]

Girls. Girls surprisingly know how to bark. It's like a thing that they naturally have inside of them.

[C]

Really? I've never tried. Maybe one day I'll find my voice.

[A]

I've talked to two separate women in my life that have just, like, randomly been like, I know how to bark. And it's like a very good bark.

[C]

Where you meet them, like, in holding.

[A]

Like, at the pound.

[B]

Go to the park.

[A]

No, it's just a. It's a random trait that I've went. I Don't know. Maybe it's picking up girls at family court somewhere. On our astrology charts, I align with girls who can bark.

[C]

Just something compatible.

[A]

Yeah, I don't know what it is.

[C]

But, God, I smell like beef all the time.

[B]

Let's do one or two more stories real quick, please.

[A]

Sorry. Can dogs drink juice?

[C]

No, the sugar is bad.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah. Why? Why?

[B]

I was just wondering.

[A]

Well, because I thought about no going.

[B]

To detail on that because they always.

[A]

Have water and I'm like, they probably would. Like, if I was a dog, I'd watch people drink cranberry juice all the time and get pissed about it. Like, why can't I have some of that?

[B]

You know?

[A]

I mean, my kidneys also need cleansing.

[B]

I don't think their insides are good.

[C]

For it because my dog girlfriend was asking me for some juice the other day.

[A]

Hypothetically.

[C]

Hey, what do you guys think? I'm just wondering.

[B]

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[C]

And it freaks them out.

[B]

Yeah, they don't like it.

[A]

I gave. This was fucked up. I gave this girl I used to date. I don't want to say who, but this girl I used to date, I gave her.

[B]

What did you do to Karen's dog?

[A]

I gave Karen's dog a piece of. We were eating Chinese food one time and the dog was, like, bothering me, trying to, like, get some of my. So I took the tiniest piece of wasabi, the tiniest little piece and fed it to the dog. Dude, it did not take it well at all. The dog looked like, it was having a heart attack. It was really going through it for a minute, and then we Googled it, and it's, like, actually really bad for dogs.

[C]

Like, actually poison.

[A]

She was like, why the fuck did you do that? I was like, he was bothered. She was bothering me.

[C]

That's crazy.

[A]

She ended up being fine. Yeah, she ended up being fine. Yet dogs do not react well to wasabi.

[C]

Noted.

[B]

I. So there's tons of people that say you're not supposed to give dogs chocolate. That kills them. I knew a girl growing up whose dog would eat chocolate ice cream all the time.

[C]

It's like a percentage point because I had a dog eat, like, literally 100 milligrams of, like, a chocolate bar and weed, and they just have, like, a calculator at the vet that's like, what was the percentage of chocolate? So if it's, like, dark chocolate, like, they're kind of based on, like, weight, but, yeah, some of them will just eat it.

[B]

Yeah. My cat ate a weed brownie.

[C]

Oh, really? How did it get all ataxic? Like, did it get fucking.

[B]

He sat on the couch like a man.

[C]

He turned into a man.

[B]

His legs. No, he literally. He put his back on the couch and his legs out with his arms down, and he watched TV with me.

[A]

He crashed the remote at one point and turns it up.

[B]

It looked like a commercial for why you shouldn't smoke weed.

[C]

It's like a shitty anamorph.

[B]

Yeah. It looked like me and him were watching TV together and it looked like a commercial for, like, what have you're. Not you when you smoke weed.

[C]

The cat's got bills.

[B]

Yeah. And then he got off the couch and took a man shit on the carpet. Like, he took. He. When I. He dropped a log.

[C]

Damn. It's like a shitty version of, like, how Joe Rogan thinks like a chimp. Smoked weed and became human.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Ate weed and just became a shitty guy.

[B]

Yeah, he just sat on the couch for a few hours. He ate. That was Fred. He ate everything, though. He ate a fucking. He found a Philly cheesesteak and fucking ate, like, a quarter of it.

[C]

Took it down. Did he take big bites? When I see cats that take big bites, that freaks me out.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. He fucking annihilated that shit. He unwrapped it.

[C]

He grew a thumb.

[B]

He took the paper off of cheesesteak from Pat's.

[A]

The cat's just at the ordering window. He's killing English only Wiz no onions.

[C]

Yeah, like, can I pay with ebt? He's Just like a shitty white guy. God damn. God damn.

[B]

All right. Rapper King Yella.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Passes out mid interview.

[A]

I've been following this guy's antics for a while.

[B]

Well, let's check this out.

[A]

Troubled individual, King Yella.

[D]

Oh, I like fast forward all the way to right when it happens right now. Oh, he's watching some kind of video.

[B]

What's he drinking?

[D]

Crown Royal.

[B]

Crown. Yeah, the bull. He's stabbing the out of his eye. He's stabbing the out of his eye.

[C]

He's watching porn.

[D]

Do you see how the tattoo by his hairline makes it look like his hair comes further?

[B]

Yeah, they're weird.

[A]

Yeah, they came out, man. That was pretty gruesome right there.

[B]

That crazy.

[A]

Just watching a video of a guy getting stabbed, drinking Crown Royal. What's your. What's your thoughts on the video?

[B]

Well.

[A]

Good, good.

[C]

Very Shakespearean.

[B]

That wasn't really passing out. That was.

[C]

No, that was like getting poisoned.

[B]

That was like an attack or something.

[C]

He was definitely an asset.

[B]

Passing out to me means you fall asleep.

[C]

Yeah. It means you're just like, yeah, fucking lose it.

[A]

Yeah, he did. He did react like he, like Putin just poisoned him or something.

[B]

But I think he had, like, secrets or went down the wrong pipe and then he choked on it and fell backwards maybe. Yeah, I mean, he was hammered.

[A]

There's a whole, like, group of these guys who are. They're considered rappers. And I've never heard a single song. They've been around for at least 10 years. I've. I'd know of the guy. King Yellow, for at least 10, 12 years now. Never heard any of his music. All I hear from him is just he's either overdosing or going to jail once every six months. And then he. He kind of falls off for a little bit and then he comes back and he does an interview and dies. And then he's gonna.

[B]

He's gonna hear some King Yellow.

[C]

He's gonn lyrics anywhere.

[A]

I promise you we won't hear a word from him for six months. And then he's going to go to jail and he's going to. It always happens with this guy.

[C]

It's going to be something really lame.

[D]

I can play it, but I might have to cut this section out. So if you guys just want to let it play and like, not talk and then talk after.

[A]

This isn't even him.

[D]

No, it says. It says King Yellow. Oh, maybe because it's King Yellow presents. Let me. Let me look for another.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. He presents other guys now, these dudes are.

[B]

Are rappers like Amy Schumer.

[A]

These guys are rappers that don't rap. It's crazy.

[B]

Oh, man. Can you imagine being King Yellow's Rachel Feinstein, right?

[A]

You're beneath a Jewish rapper complaining about his dad.

[D]

Let's try this one.

[B]

Who the is broke ass? We don't know them, nigga. We smoke them trap house jumping like Jordan. That's motion. Ain't nothing. I'm done.

[C]

I like that he's in a house that's decorated from HomeGoods. Like, it's like a basic suburban.

[B]

They're all Airbnbs, aren't they?

[C]

Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, that's a fun rabbit hole to go down. Airbnb owners coming home to rappers recording videos. And I mean, they're never.

[B]

More Puerto Rican birthday parties.

[A]

They're never pumped about it.

[B]

Nope. I've noticed that a lot recently. They just look, like, generic. Like, there's never anything on the walls that signifies it belongs to that person.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's almost like porn shoots.

[A]

Will it be. I guess it'd be funny if King Yella had family photos in the back while he's doing that.

[B]

Not that, but like, anything. I know this sounds stupid. It's him with a diploma, but shouldn't there be, like, gold records on the.

[A]

Wall or like, not when they sound like that.

[C]

Like a ding. Like, dirty house. Like, I don't picture that. Like, that's how, like, my cousin would decorate her house in the suburbs. Like, that's very.

[B]

Yeah, like the face thing on the wall.

[C]

Like, yes. And it's like that shitty cardboard over, like, plastered over. Yeah, that was like $8 at Home Goods. That was fucking bizarre.

[B]

I've gone down the. The wormhole of certain, like, houses. They get rented out for shoots. And it's very funny. I've done it a bunch on Spookshow, but there's a house that's been in like, a million porns.

[C]

Oh, really?

[B]

And it's also a house they rent out for movies and also for straight to streaming children's movies. So I love dog. Bad dog movies. My thing.

[C]

Bad dog movies.

[B]

Bad movies that are dog movies. Like children's movies where it's a talking cat or, like, you know, they save a dog or something. And there's a director, David De Catau, who does kids movies and softcore gay porn, but they're all in that house.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

So you'll be watching these kids movie, being like, why do I know that staircase? Oh, yeah, I've seen a Girl get pile driven, pile driver fucked.

[C]

And also like a cat being like, so when are you bringing him some tuna?

[B]

Yeah. Also.

[C]

Also a talking cat.

[A]

It's a very funny category of movies.

[B]

Category.

[A]

There we go. Dog agory or whatever you want to call it.

[C]

Category.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're like, I love. I love movies where dogs talk.

[B]

I do.

[A]

I'm not judging you at all. I also love a mov.

[C]

Like I've just never told.

[B]

This is not a David decatel movie. But this to me is the one. Shannon, bring up the trailer for Bailey's Billions.

[A]

Bailey's Billions talking dog movie.

[C]

Is it a porn or a talking dog?

[A]

It could be either one. This could be the new game on the show.

[B]

Porn, talking dog, talking dog movie. On spook show. We have done the Dog who Saved Christmas and the Dog who Saves Halloween, both of which star Dean Cain.

[C]

Oh, really?

[B]

Dean came big dog movie guy. Also star Joey Diaz.

[C]

Dean Cane's just please nobody.

[A]

You can count on Echo Bridge Home Entertainment to bring your family the best in DVD home entertainment. Does Joey Diaz play one of the dogs?

[C]

He'd have a good dog for you.

[A]

Bring home the comedy with four amazing stories of courage.

[B]

Oh, no. This is a quadruple trailer. Enjoy. Oh, my.

[C]

You can talk to dogs. He speaks doggish. What do you know from dog food? Totally cool. Bailey.

[A]

She's a small dog with a big attitude.

[C]

Have this fixed.

[A]

I'd like to have her fixed.

[C]

Leave my estate to my dear dog baby.

[B]

What?

[A]

And now he's a big shot with an even bigger fortune. Want to take a ride in my roll?

[B]

Snatch him. We'll be filthy, filthy wrecks. What a bunch of bowser.

[A]

But when Bailey is suddenly kidnapped, it will take two courageous kids.

[B]

Bailey's been kidnapped, man.

[A]

I gotta go to the bathroom to bring Bailey home.

[B]

Excuse me.

[A]

Bailey's Billions.

[C]

Is there like a woman that tries to the dog to be a gold digger? Like in blank check where that woman gets a little crossing the line.

[B]

So it's. It's amazing. So it's John Lovitz is the dog. Dean Cain is a vet who can speak to animals. Dean Kane also in both Dogs Can Save Christmas. Dog who Saves Halloween. Tim Curry and Jennifer Tilly are the maid and butler of the woman who are secretly either lovers or brother and sister. I can't remember.

[C]

Maybe both, depending on the category.

[B]

And they're the ones who kidnapped the dog to try and hold it for ransom because they thought they were gonna get the money.

[A]

Did you. Did you see The King is Coming Back.

[B]

Air Bud, I did.

[A]

They're making a new airbud movie.

[B]

I mean, 100.

[A]

I'm in.

[B]

What's he gonna play?

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

It better not be pickleball.

[A]

That'd be crazy. Yeah, I guess he has played every other sport at this point.

[B]

Mma.

[A]

Airbud versus Jon Jones.

[C]

Dana White trips him better than Michael Joe.

[B]

Michael Vick in Air Bud.

[C]

Oh, my God, I'm excited for it.

[A]

I can't. I can't wait to see what he does next.

[B]

Shannon, did I make you watch a talking cat?

[D]

Yes, he did. He did watch it.

[B]

That's. Yeah, that's in the pornhouse. And Eric Roberts is the voice of the cat in that. And he obviously did all his lines sitting on a couch.

[D]

I have a little bit of it where you can see the house.

[B]

Oh, here we see the house. Yeah.

[A]

Whisper. And I think I found the people I'm supposed to help.

[B]

Tell me you haven't seen this house before. Yeah, wait till you see the inside that stairwell. No, it's fine. It's just a smoke alarm in the kitchen. Nothing to worry about. It looks like a pornhouse.

[A]

Yeah, it does.

[C]

I've seen it in Nip Tuck.

[B]

It could be. There's like a whole. Somebody made like a whole, like, rabbit hole dive on everything this house has ever been in, and apparently it owns. It's got mob connections. Like, somebody bought it and then got foreclosed. And then, like, there's a lot of, like, illegal shit with it. Oh, I love it. That's all right. One more thing, and then we're gonna get out of here.

[C]

Washing your money through talking dog movies is pretty great.

[B]

All right, fine. Cool. Cambridge Dictionary adds skibidi and TradWife among 6,000 new words. Shannon.

[D]

So this is. A lot of people are complaining, saying that English isn't English anymore. It's just a bunch, like, of stupid Internet words. They also added dulu. And what's.

[B]

Does that mean? Delusional.

[D]

Delusional. Yeah. Skibidy tradwife. Wait, there was one more. Hold on.

[A]

DULU is Secret Lives of Mormon Housewives stuff.

[C]

That's what those say.

[A]

They say that a lot on the show.

[D]

Yeah, that's it.

[B]

Those.

[D]

Those are the three main ones that people are complaining about.

[A]

Trad wife I thought was already a word.

[C]

Skibidy trabi Together is kind of fun.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What Philly words do you think they need to add?

[A]

I think John is in the dictionary now.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I mean, that's really, like, bull, all that. So I guess that doesn't need to be in the dictionary. I need my dictionary to be classy. Dude, I'm with. I'm with Shannon.

[B]

Yeah, you want. You want it to be. You don't want these slang words.

[A]

Skibidi should not be in the dictionary.

[D]

They're making it like. Like urban. Like the urban dictionary.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

They're making it.

[C]

Yeah. You're turning the Oxford into the fucking urban dictionary.

[B]

I always thought, and this is probably my ignorance, that ratchet was black people trying to say wretched. Isn't that crazy?

[A]

Yes, that might be where it started from.

[B]

Shannon, can you get the etymology of ratchet and we'll end on that.

[A]

The etymology. That's a word that should be in.

[B]

The dictionary, and that's the correct use of it.

[A]

Yeah, I was in Cambridge, by the.

[B]

Way, I'm the only person who attended the gathering of the jugglers who use the word etymology this week.

[C]

For sure, sure, absolutely. So.

[D]

Oh, sorry.

[A]

No, go ahead.

[D]

So it says the term ratchet as slang for being loud, uncouth, or trashy, likely originated in the hip hop scene in Shreveport, Louisiana, potentially as a regional dialect pronunciation of wretched.

[C]

Hey.

[B]

Look at that.

[C]

Look at you.

[B]

I look. Well, it turns out somebody speaks Negro. Look at that. Look at me.

[C]

You've changed. You went to Ohio once, you saw two black people, and now you understand.

[A]

You judge one rap cipher now.

[B]

And now I've got the key. Well, thank you to my guests, Drew Montana, Gina Hyena. We'll see you on Wednesday here on the Morning Zoo. Goodbye. The fun's begun. No sleeping in. Noon is morning time to him. Papa Baco. Chug it down just like your favorite obese clown. Grab a coffee and join the crew. It's Akamiko morning soon. It's Akamiko morning too.