0038. Alex Stein and Robbie Goodwin

Summary

The Luis and Zac Show – Episode 0038: Alex Stein and Robbie Goodwin

Release Date: February 20, 2025

Summary by GaS Digital Network

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Introduction

In Episode 0038 of The Luis and Zac Show, hosts Luis J. Gomez ("Puerto Rican Rattlesnake") and Zac Amico welcome comedians Alex Stein and Robbie Goodwin. The episode is characterized by the show's trademark fearless and unapologetic humor, delving into personal anecdotes, industry insights, and controversial topics without holding back.

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Guests Introduced: Alex Stein and Robbie Goodwin

The episode opens with a brief introduction of the guests. Alex Stein is highlighted as a polarizing yet highly funny performer known for his involvement in Skankfest and Carnival Combat. Robbie Goodwin is introduced amid tension due to his late arrival, setting the stage for a humorous yet heated exchange.

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Robbie Goodwin Late to Show Incident

Luis expresses significant frustration over Robbie Goodwin's tardiness, emphasizing Robbie's usual reliability.

• [01:11] Luis J. Gomez: "It's insane to me that Robbie Goodwin would ever be late for my show. The level of disrespect that I'm fucking feeling right now…"

Luis continues to vent his anger, humorously speculating on extreme reasons for Robbie's lateness.

• [02:02] Luis J. Gomez: "If Robbie Goodwin is dead and somebody drags his dead fucking carcass in here for disrespecting this fucking show. It'll be better dead Ro."

Robbie eventually joins the conversation, attempting to smooth over the situation with humor and camaraderie.

• [06:10] Robbie Goodwin: "Apparently, yeah, I went to Mardi Gras. It was great."

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Discussion on Robbie Goodwin and His Relationship with Hosts

The hosts discuss Robbie's involvement with their network, emphasizing Luis's belief in Robbie's potential within the industry despite the rocky start to the episode.

• [02:22] Zach Amico: "But Louis, you said he's always on time."
• [03:00] Luis J. Gomez: "Alex Stein, one of the fucking funniest guys out there…"

Robbie apologizes and shares his perspective, leading to a more relaxed atmosphere as the episode progresses.

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Alex Stein: The Polarizing Comedian

Alex Stein is celebrated for his comedic talent and his ability to provoke strong reactions. The hosts defend his style, acknowledging his polarizing nature while praising his performance.

• [03:23] Zach Amico: "Mike Harrington is a soldier, dude. That guy's a badass."

Luis underscores Alex's toughness and versatility in comedy.

• [03:44] David Lucas: "Do you think he took the fight just so Mike could punch somebody named Alex?"

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Comedic Approach to Controversial Topics and Industry Drama

The conversation shifts to industry dynamics, particularly focusing on a recent conflict involving Leonardo Joanie and comedian Ian Finance. Luis and Zac discuss the importance of loyalty and the challenges of dealing with drama within the comedy world.

• [04:27] Luis J. Gomez: "Leonardo, Joanie was trashing Ian Finance. Who saw that?"

They critique Leonardo's approach to criticizing Ian, advocating for a more supportive and less antagonistic stance among comedians.

• [08:44] Robbie Goodwin: "And me and him butt sometimes. That's it."

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Segment: Big Booty Latinas

A recurring segment, "Big Booty Latinas," features the hosts and Robbie evaluating and humorously rating various Latina celebrities based on their physical attributes. This segment is marked by light-hearted banter and playful teasing.

• [58:09] Zach Amico: "So who is the top girl? Summer."

Luis and Robbie engage in a comedic discussion, rating guests with exaggerated scores.

• [63:22] Robbie Goodwin: "I like that one."

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Sponsor Plugs and Upcoming Events

Throughout the episode, the hosts seamlessly integrate plugs for sponsors such as Keto Brains and Small Batch Cigar, highlighting their products with enthusiastic endorsements.

• [16:02] Luis J. Gomez: "This is my experience with Ray DeVito that will always stand out…"

They also promote upcoming events, tours, and special performances, encouraging listeners to participate and engage with their content.

• [48:26] Robbie Goodwin: "Robbie Wood live streams weekly on my YouTube channel. Love it."

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Interaction and Final Remarks

As the episode nears its conclusion, the hosts and guests continue their dynamic interaction, touching upon personal experiences, favorite celebrities, and humorous anecdotes about the entertainment industry.

• [73:06] Robbie Goodwin: "Have you seen this guy."

Luis shares a personal story about visiting Jamaica, adding a relatable and entertaining layer to the conversation.

• [75:08] Zach Amico: "That shows you guys. You read one book and it changes."

The episode wraps up with final thanks to the guests and plugs for future episodes, maintaining the show's high-energy and engaging atmosphere until the end.

• [79:22] Luis J. Gomez: "Alex, you're the fucking man, dude. Thank you, Robbie."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• [01:49] Luis J. Gomez: "The only way I will accept this is if Robbie Goodwin is dead..."
• [03:00] Luis J. Gomez: "Alex Stein, one of the fucking funniest guys out there…"
• [08:44] Robbie Goodwin: "And me and him butt sometimes. That's it."
• [58:09] Zach Amico: "So who is the top girl? Summer."
• [73:06] Robbie Goodwin: "Have you seen this guy."
• [75:08] Zach Amico: "That shows you guys. You read one book and it changes."
• [79:22] Luis J. Gomez: "Alex, you're the fucking man, dude. Thank you, Robbie."

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Conclusion

Episode 0038 of The Luis and Zac Show delivers a quintessential blend of raw humor, candid discussions, and engaging interactions with guests Alex Stein and Robbie Goodwin. From handling unexpected tardiness with comedic flair to dissecting industry drama and celebrating vibrant segments like "Big Booty Latinas," the episode encapsulates the show's reputation for unfiltered and energetic content. Sponsors and upcoming events are seamlessly integrated, ensuring listeners remain informed and entertained throughout. For those seeking a no-holds-barred comedy experience, this episode exemplifies why The Luis and Zac Show is heralded as a comedy revolution.

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Transcript

[Luis J. Gomez]

Fill her up.

[Robbie Goodwin]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know what time it is? They say life a bit tight at.

[Zach Amico]

Night, Boy, we diving in.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We got Zakamika, red dot, headshot. We a snipe, but a Puerto Rican.

[Zach Amico]

Point guard striking like a viper.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And it came to attack, spilling crack on the track. Spin straight facts. Here we go, here we go. It's a Monday. It's the Lewis and Zach show. It's your boy, Luis J. Gomez, Puerto Rican rattles. The king of things coming at you with the international superstar Zach Amico.

[David Lucas]

Feeling good, buddy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Feeling n. Yeah.

[David Lucas]

Just got off the road with the clowns. Feeling very good weekend.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Getting down with clowns. Yeah.

[David Lucas]

Fucking Juggalo weekend and Worcester was packed.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Love it. Love it. You know who's not here? Robbie Goodwin. It's insane. It's insane to me that Robbie Goodwin would ever be late for my show. The level of disrespect that I'm fucking feeling right now from Robbie Goodwin, who was invited on the show with T.J. miller not two weeks ago. We invite him today with Alex Stein. The huge guests, huge shows. We invite Robbie Goodwin to be a part of. Because I believe in Robbie Goodwin. I'm the only person in the entire fucking industry that believes in Robbie Goodwin and he has the nerve to show up fucking late for my show. It's insane.

[David Lucas]

Let's not go get ahead of ourselves. Maybe somebody died or something tragic happened.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Maybe he's dead. The only way I will accept this is if Robbie Goodwin is dead and somebody drags his dead fucking carcass in here for disrespecting this fucking show.

[David Lucas]

And then we make it do impressions.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It'll be better dead Ro.

[David Lucas]

Dead Sebastian.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The only good Robbie Goodwin is a dead Robbie Goodwin. Guys, you're going to have to dox Robbie Goodwin and his whole family now. This is it. I, I, I was looking forward to giving Robbie Goodwin a career, but this is it.

[Zach Amico]

But Louis, you said he's always on time.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I mean, he, he, it must be a problem. It must be something crazy. I know that he reposted the, the, the show today, so I know he's alive. I knew he's awake, you know, so maybe he got hit by a car. Maybe something happened. Maybe he was arrested. I have no idea. We'll see what his excuse is when he finally gets here. But either way, very excited to have on the show for the first time. You're on the show. I thought you'd been here before.

[Zach Amico]

No, I have not. And guys, you know Gas Digital you know, from the outside, you'd think, you know, this place maybe is rough and tough, and these guys are rough, but, man, this place is first class. It's very first class. This place is awesome.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Alex Stein, one of the fucking funniest guys out there. Very, very polarizing. Some people are like, this guy's a lunatic. I hate him. Usually they're left wing fucking cucktards, as they call them.

[Zach Amico]

Libtards or cucktards is one. Yeah, yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know, but we love Alex Stein. Skank fest performer, carnival combat competitor.

[Zach Amico]

That was great. And I want to say, you know, you and I disagreed. Mike Harrington is a hell of a tough guy. And, you know, that fight was basically a draw, you know, But I do think that I had a little bit just at the very end. But I'm saying Mike kicked my ass and I kicked his ass a little bit. But Mike Harrington's a soldier, dude. That guy's a badass.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, Harrington's the man. Alex, you're the man. I love having you on the show. We're very excited to have you here. We have an incredible show planned.

[David Lucas]

Do you think he took the fight just so Mike could punch somebody named Alex?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Maybe. Maybe.

[Zach Amico]

I know, it's why. Yeah. But I think Alex would kick Mike's ass.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Alex is substantially tougher than Mike. She's better cardio at the very least.

[David Lucas]

I think her limbs stretch like dim from Street Fighter.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, she can just, you know, just hit him from across the room.

[Luis J. Gomez]

She was the. The toy Stretch Armstrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Lucas]

She does mushrooms, grows a third eye, elevates it. Just kicks your ass.

[Zach Amico]

Her pineal gland is definitely not calcified. So that's why I think she wins in the fight.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Alex, I'm happy to have you on the show for the first time, my friend.

[Zach Amico]

Well, dude, we have a lot to talk about, Louis. I mean, you know, we were talking about some stuff before the show, but, you know, the drama seems to find, I guess, everybody in this comedy world.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Of course. Well, you know what? Let's. Let's bring in the drama llama Drama llama. Ding dong, baby boy. We were talking about it before the show, which I wasn't even positive we're gonna talk about on today's show. But fuck it, why not? Leonardo, Joanie, who is a comedian from Austin, Texas. She came at my boy Ian Finance. She came at my boy Ian. And here's the thing. This is just who the fuck I am, right? I don't give a shit if you suck dick. I don't give a shit if you're right wing. I don't give a shit if you're left wing. I don't give a shit what politics you have. I don't give a shit about any of that. Right. I'm loyal as a motherfucker. Okay? My boy Ian sucks dick. Yeah, that's neither here nor there. Okay, that's fine. We're not gonna hate On Ian sometimes.

[Zach Amico]

20, 25, you know, you want to be gay, and this is the other thing. A lot of people have a lot of gay hate, though. And everybody has a gay family member. It's just stupid to hate gay people.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You can't hate on fucking gay. Who gives it. Who gives a shit? Oh, well, well, well.

[Zach Amico]

Look who the cat Dr. Well, well.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What the are you wearing? Dude, are you.

[David Lucas]

Why are you dressed like Missy?

[Zach Amico]

Misdemeanor Elliot, I'm in a freaking tie. I'm looking dressed to impress Robbie, and you look like.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That is the shittiest coat I've ever seen in my entire life.

[David Lucas]

Why is your coat made out of your career?

[Zach Amico]

Well, we're happy you're not hurt, you know, Lou, just like Robbie's always.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, I want him to be dead. I want him to be hurt. I'm upset that also he's got a. He's got a tag still on his hoodie. What is going on with you right now? Dude, the first I was like, the first thing you saw in the garbage.

[Zach Amico]

I rushed over here, I got a gallon of water. You had time to get the gallon of water?

[Luis J. Gomez]

My fridge already nine minutes late. Sorry.

[David Lucas]

You stopped at Mardi Gras?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Apparently, yeah, I went to Mardi Gras. It was great.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Why are you nine minutes late to my show? Robbie, I'm the only person who gives you opportunity.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's a good point.

[Luis J. Gomez]

This is psychotic behavior.

[Robbie Goodwin]

It's not psychotic.

[Zach Amico]

I was a little psychotic because, you know, I'm all the way from Texas, and I wouldn't even think about disrespectful.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Quit bragging.

[Zach Amico]

I'm not. Well, I'm just saying, Robbie, and I feel a little insulted because you did tweet about it. You knew to be here, and I thought you would even show me, as the guest, a modicum of respect to be here on time.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's a huge. Is a huge guest.

[Robbie Goodwin]

All right, let me just tell you, first of all.

[Luis J. Gomez]

All right, he's a great guest.

[Robbie Goodwin]

He's a great guest. First of all, you're should be honored that I'm here. But also, I wanted to give you.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Nine minutes just to catch up with.

[Robbie Goodwin]

L. You never been on the show before. I want to give you a little time to shine.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Don't we love.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Don't we love to spin?

[Luis J. Gomez]

We love to spin. It's the.

[Robbie Goodwin]

It's the spin zone, folks.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I am. I'm not happy right now, guys.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. He. He's been that pretty good.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Robbie, you're on thin ice, just so you know. Robbie, that's great. Thin ice. You can come crashing through, drowning, looking up, trying to get back out. It ain't gonna happen. Oh, you might be banned from the show for a month. What the hell? Five minutes late. Nine minutes late, One guy shows up in a suit.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Stein.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Holocaust is terrible.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, anyway, we're talking about how Leonardo Joanie was trashing Ian Finance. Who saw that? Who is our. You know, look, here's the. I. I don't know Leonarda. Okay? I know, you know, friends with her.

[Zach Amico]

I am friends.

[Luis J. Gomez]

She. Look, she hit me up the day before she trashed Ian. She hit me up to be on Legionist Gangs. We happened to be out of town. I would have had Leonarda on the show. I don't. I don't know what to do here.

[Zach Amico]

You can't out. See, that kind of makes have them both on. But. But wait. And I haven't talked to Leonardo, but you. She messaged you to go on Legion of Skank the day before. She didn't respond to her.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, I did respond.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, okay. I was going to create a conspiracy that you didn't respond. And now she's like, well, kind of f. Gas digital. Because she's obviously is not. She knows that you and Ian are.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I am. I'm. I'm bringing my entire staff, 18 producers to Jamaica, three villas on the beach. That the week that she's going to be in town, we're going to be out of town. I would have had her on the show. Okay, look, we still could have her on the show. I'm out of hating. She didn't fucking burn a bridge here. I'm just saying I'm a loyal ass fucking dude, okay? Ian, he may be a homo, he may suck cocks. And me and Ian, we. We have a contentious relationship. Me and Ian butt heads fucking regularly. Butt, butt. Sometimes he's gay, he sucks.

[Robbie Goodwin]

And me and him butt sometimes. That's it. I don't know where I live a.

[David Lucas]

Lot when we forget whose turn it is.

[Robbie Goodwin]

What I'm trying to say here is I'm gay.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He's. Sometimes he butts his butt into my. Who knows. Hungrily. But I. I mean, look, the. The Who I am as a human being. If you come out, one of my friends, I'm gonna get their back every time, period. I don't give a. What my friend does. You can tell me that Zak Amico has fucking raped a child. And he has. And he has.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know about that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

If you fucking.

[Zach Amico]

Real quick, real quick, timeout. I had to call. Just a quick time out. The reason why I say that is Shuley's producer. You guys know who Shule Agar is?

[Luis J. Gomez]

So that's my son, Shirley, Agar's producer.

[Zach Amico]

ISO, who created his show where he makes fun of certain. John's got caught with over 6,000 images of child pornography. And Shirley did come out and say, oh, well, my producer got caught with this. But there's kind of like. I don't know, there's kind of a weird timeline, but he's still having the guys back in a way, so.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, obviously I'm kidding. If one of my friends, one of my friends got caught being a child molester, that would be. I would. I would put them on the same. Oops. I would put them on the same fucking month long suspension that Robbie Goodman's getting. Being late to my show is basically like fudgeing a child. Robbie Goodwin. Robbie Goodwin is a pedophile. Tweet it, hashtag it, let people know it.

[Robbie Goodwin]

How is my punishment gotten worse as the sentence got longer? It was like, I'm mad at you. You're banned for a month. I'm arresting you for pedophilia.

[Luis J. Gomez]

So, yeah, so I don't know anything about Shuley's producer. I did sort of read that peripherally. I don't really pay attention to the dabble verse, as they call it. It seems like a lot of fucking. No offense, and I love Julie, but it seems like a lot of low rent players are involved.

[Zach Amico]

It's the lowest re. That's kind of why people like watching it, because they want to see the train wreck. They want to see people that are doing so bad. Like, they want to see stuttering John have the stain and the food on his face.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I've done a couple of those shows and every time they just bring up Ray DeVito, like a lot.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Ray DeVito's in that star Wars. This is why. This is why. Because Ray DeVito is so. And I mean this. And I think Ray, in a way is funny, but he, like, lives on people's couches. Like his life is so Bad Ray is.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And I've known Ray a long time, but Ray is. Here's my problem with Ray. And he'll hear this. I know he will. Ray can never just be like, yo, what's up, bro? It always has to be like, yo, what's up, bro? What can you now do for me? Yes. And I heard this, doggy, just do something for me for once. How about that? How about this is like, in life. If anybody wants out of life, okay, don't ask for it. Ask what you can do for the universe. What can you offer the universe? And the universe will pay you back. Don't constantly pull from the universe, because then you get. You're like, ray, stop asking me for things, doggy.

[Zach Amico]

And I like Ray, but it's bad.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Shannon. Shannon, you booked Ray on the show recently, right? Or he's coming in soon?

[Shannon]

Yeah, I've moved him. I moved him a couple times.

[Robbie Goodwin]

We put him on the exclusive episode because he kept trying to ask to be on Skanks.

[Zach Amico]

But Ray. Ray should come on. But he gets made fun of a lot. And this is tough. And there's people that don't make this. But I think he said he's like, best year in comedy made, like, $11,000. So, like, yeah, it's bad. I mean. And that was like, his best year.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Sounds like a lot of money to me. But that's all right.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Well, so it's just people. They feel better about themselves.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, of course. Well, I. And I do like Ray. Ray. We. We did a show. He showed up. You know, he showed up somewhere, and then he was like. He's like, yeah. He's like, hey, Liz, do you want to. I got weed in my car. Do you want to smoke weed? And I was like, yeah, of course, dude. I want to smoke weed. And this is like a year or two ago. And I went out to his car, like, we do. It was so cold. It was like somewhere like Columbus or somewhere in the Midwest. I have no idea where we were. And we walked to his car. I want to say maybe a. At least a quarter to a half a mile to his car. His car was so far away. And I was like, cool, let's go smoke weed. And we got to his car, and he gave me a bowl, and I started smoking the bowl. And I was like. It was really hard to pull. I was like, this sucks. I was like, this weed sucks, dude. It was like. He was like, no, man, it's great. We try to get you really high. And I was like, dude, this. What is going on here. And then I put my finger in it, you know, just kind of move the weed around like a clogged pipe doggy. It was a fucking weed gummy that he shoved into the pipe. No way. It was insanity, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Ray was smoking weed.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He was smoking weed. I was so mad. I was like, ray, I couldn't even believe that I was smoking a weed gummy.

[Zach Amico]

Confront him. Did you say, why is there a weed?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Did you say, does it get you high? Does it get you.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, he was just saying it was great weed because he was a retard. And I love Ray.

[Zach Amico]

I know, but can you get high? No, I know, but I mean. Well, there's THC in it. I wonder if it does smell like a wax or something.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That is my. The experience with Ray DeVito that will always stand out in my mind is the time that he gave me a clogged bowl with a weed gummy in it.

[Robbie Goodwin]

The best part is this is good, man. Was he smoking gummies and be like.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Whoa, it's like really good stuff. And I was like, ray, you don't know what the fuck good shit is. You don't even have to smoke weed. This is a fucking weed gummy in your bowl. Oh, it made me mad.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And no, and I love.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Right. He's a character. He's great for that reason. But I will say. And I surely.

[David Lucas]

Hold on, I want to talk a little more. Do you think that means somebody gave him a weed gummy and he went, how can I parlay this into time with Louis?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, no, maybe.

[David Lucas]

I mean, didn't realize the gummy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

How do you.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Not now?

[Zach Amico]

No, because he's delusional. Ray guy. I think he's banned from every planet Fitness because he got like an art.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I heard about this.

[Luis J. Gomez]

This is.

[Robbie Goodwin]

This was the. This is the topic of conversation.

[David Lucas]

By the way, that's the most low rent version of a Lewis problem I've ever heard.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I'm banned from Equinox.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I know Equinox is the nicest gym. Obviously a huge difference, but I think he was like getting mad at some high school kids for drinking. I don't know the story, but he somehow got kicked out of Planet Fitness for, I guess, you know, God bless him.

[Luis J. Gomez]

God bless. And look, I like all these guys. I just. I can't bring myself to give a fuck about the dabble verse. I like Shuley. I like fucking Anthony Zanhauser is a good friend. You know, I like Ray. I just. When I see that shit, I'm like, it is just so low fucking rent, I can't even deal with it. So I will not be drawn into the Dapple verse. I will say as we're talking about being banned from a gym, and I want to. I want to stay on topic, so we'll talk about this in a minute. Shannon, remind me to. I wrote a letter to the CEO of Equinox to try to get my Equinox membership.

[Zach Amico]

It's owned by Steven Ross, right? The guy that owns. Yeah, yeah, that's the guy. You need to talk.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I talked to. I. I emailed Harvey Spivak. Who?

[Robbie Goodwin]

The.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The CEO in jail? No, the. The. Yeah, I had Chad GPT write me a professional sound.

[David Lucas]

That was gonna be my first question.

[Luis J. Gomez]

100.

[David Lucas]

Dude, I'll read it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'll read it to you guys. Because I emailed him. It didn't. He didn't get back to the email. And I also sent him a DM with it as well. I'll read you what I wrote to him. And I did. I meant everyone. So I put my bullet points into chat. GPT. He hasn't even seen this. He hasn't even seen it. Look how long my email is.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, God.

[Robbie Goodwin]

You didn't spruce it up.

[Zach Amico]

You know, when somebody. Yeah, when somebody sees I edited a coup. When somebody sends you a message that long, do you read it? Because I check every message.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Blue check mark. I would. I'm very judgmental. You got a blue check mark. Maybe we'll talk about it now.

[David Lucas]

I want to. I want to put a pin in this very moment. And this we went from talking about, hey, I want to put a pin.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And a fucking in a robin Goodwill.

[David Lucas]

Going, you know, the CEO of Equinox hasn't answered my manifesto.

[Robbie Goodwin]

The words he changed or also, I have a gun. That was the end.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I want to put a pin in my Robby Goodwin voodoo doll. That's what I was gonna say.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That would actually make a lot of sense.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We're doing voodoo dolls. We're doing voodoo dolls at Skank Fest for comedians.

[Zach Amico]

Well, you saw the Patrick Mahomes, the woman at the Super Bowl.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I saw. That was great, dude. So funny.

[Zach Amico]

And then he's playing like. And you know that black magic is real, though. I'm not kidding.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Like, I thought they didn't like magic.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I'm just saying that's what's up. A lot of people. A lot of people, like, oh, Alex, you know, whatever. Are you conservative or this and that? And I am. I think I'm more of A populist. But I do believe in God. Like, whether you're religious or not, I don't know. You know, everybody's gonna say they have a different religion, but if you play with, like, God, you can kind of feel the Holy Ghost. But this black magic, I had this guy from Ghana. It was like a joke. We did a seance on my podcast. Dude, I'm not kidding. Like, seven things, like, ten different things happened. The studio lost power. The. The Internet went out. Like, all this weird stuff happened.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Maybe a black guy was in charge of paying these bills.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Right?

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's what it was.

[Zach Amico]

Just telling black magic.

[Robbie Goodwin]

These people, like, like, make your disappear.

[Zach Amico]

Jeffrey Epstein, Hillary Clinton. They play with the occult. It's not a joke. So you guys doing this? Somebody's gonna die. You're gonna kill Rob.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Karen. Speaking of black magic, Karen, can I please get a coffee?

[David Lucas]

Oh, can we start calling Karen Black Magic?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Black Magic. See, that's black magic. Karen.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Black magic.

[Luis J. Gomez]

She's a black magic Karen. Can you put some keto brains in my coffee as well, Karen? I do enjoy keto brains. New sponsor on the show. Love keto brains.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I thought the black magic was in Orlando.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let's see.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I would also like a coffee, please.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And also for Robbie. Do you want some keto brains in your coffee?

[Robbie Goodwin]

That actually.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Great.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Put some keto brains in Robbie's coffee, please. Okay. Make sure you blend it right. Karen.

[Zach Amico]

What's in that? Ketones. Why is it so.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it's like. It's like a creamer that has MCT oil and it helps you, you know, but also has, like, lion's main mushrooms and lthenine. A few other things. Really, really good.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I love that stuff.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's really good. So I'll read you my op. We'll get into the Leonardo. Joanie versus Ian here in a second. But I will first read you my open letter to Harvey Spivak. Guys, tweet at Harvey Spivak. Send him a message back. Lewis is trying to get back in Equinox.

[David Lucas]

Okay, hold on. Desperately not mean. An open letter would be if you had posted it in a public.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm going to post it in a public thing. This is my open letter right now.

[Robbie Goodwin]

It's a closed letter. You probably.

[Zach Amico]

Let's cyber bully the CEO.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I like this part. I think we should cyber bully the CEO.

[Zach Amico]

That would work.

[Robbie Goodwin]

All of Lewis's targets. This guy deserves it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

First of all, let me just say this. I have spoken so highly of Equinox for years and years and years publicly. I Worked at my last job. My last day job was Equinox. Well, it wasn't my. It was one of my last day jobs was a membership advisor at the 19th street location. I included it in the letter. So I'll give you some background real quick. I was banned because there was two guys in the. Well, three guys technically, in the steam room being really loud and just sort of abrasive. They kept on hitting the Sensor with Ray DeVito story. No, this is true, but.

[Zach Amico]

I know, but Ray DeVito's. There's people acting crazy in the.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Calm it down.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Ray was in a Planet Fitness.

[Zach Amico]

He was in a Planet Fitness.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I know, but you need to act like an animal in Planet Fitness. This is Equinox.

[Zach Amico]

But this is. There's parallels.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Is terrible.

[Zach Amico]

Maybe Lewis is just a successful rated video. Okay, hold on.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let's just hear that.

[Zach Amico]

Let's just hear that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know, Alex, I don't want to cut your microphone.

[David Lucas]

Yeah, Successful rate of, you know, is like jumbo shrimp, though.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, no, but let's hear the story. So you're kind of mad. These guys are just, you know, causing a little disturbance in the.

[Luis J. Gomez]

They're causing a. They're causing a ruckus. They're being really loud, talking about their boats. They're bros, right? And so I was like, guys, just keep it down a little bit. And they kept on hitting the sensor for the. The. The temperature so the steam would keep on coming out, which, like, if you're gonna do that in a steam room, you should ask everyone in the steam room. Hey, do you guys mind if I make it a little bit hotter? You know, it's not your steam room, sucker. Edit this part out when we do the open letter. Right, right, right. So I, I was like, hey, guys, please keep it down a little bit. And then it just deteriorated from there. They were like, you know, they were like, I don't know, was a rule. It's not a rule. It's etiquette. And I'm trying to, like, just explain.

[Zach Amico]

So now you're having a debate. You say something and then it's.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Then, yeah, then they. When I come out, they start talking to me in the locker room. And then there's. There's. There's two on one. When they started talking. So I just went very big. I don't think I called them, but I think that was the problem is I went. My eyes wouldn't.

[Zach Amico]

Gay white man.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, they were straight dudes. I wouldn't call a gay guy a. I'm not a hateful piece of. You call. You call tough guys to bring them down to the faggy level. You know what I'm saying? So here's the deal. This is my letter to Harvey Spivak. Zach, you want to read it in my voice?

[David Lucas]

No.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Okay.

[David Lucas]

I want Robbie to read it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You want Robbie to read it?

[Robbie Goodwin]

I'll do it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You can read it in my voice. Okay.

[Robbie Goodwin]

All right.

[Luis J. Gomez]

There we go.

[David Lucas]

Just because my voice is still shot.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Dear. Dear Mr. Speedback.

[Zach Amico]

All right.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Dear Mr. Spivak, I hope this email finds you well. I wanted to take a moment to reach out regarding my previous membership at Equinox Express my sincere regret for the incident that led to my removal four spaces over a year ago. I was involved in a heated exchange sauna with two individuals at the Paramus location. While I recognize that I should have handled Paramus. Not Paramus, Paramore location, there's a lot of misery business. While I recognize that I should have handled the situation differently, my reaction was not reflected of the respect and appreciation I have for Equinox as both a gym and a brand.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's true. I put this all in bullet points before Chad GPG turned it into a. This is pretty good for chat.

[Zach Amico]

G. I think you should have started with that. I'm a former employee, though.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Right.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, I put it in there.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I think he got there.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I take full response. Wow. I take full responsibility for my role in the car.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't, but that was. I left it alone.

[Robbie Goodwin]

All right, computer, you in this one.

[Zach Amico]

Very gracious of you.

[Robbie Goodwin]

So I take forward Thomas, really, for my role in the conflict and have since reflected on the importance of maintaining composure in such situations. And if you want some, too. BetterHelp.com promo code Equinox has been a significant part of my life. I was a longtime member and even worked as a membership advisor at 19th street for two years. There it is. During which I developed a deep appreciation for the company's commitment to excellence. Since moving on to pursue my career as a comedian, podcaster, and business owner, I've continued to champion Equinox not just as a gym, but as a standard of quality and service.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I do that I admire, I don't.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Admire, and I've even drawn inspiration from in my own ventures. I truly miss being a part of the Equinox community, and I would love the opportunity to return. I can assure you that I have learned from my mistake, and if reinstated, I would be a model member who upholds the standards of respect and professionalism.

[Zach Amico]

He's gonna think you're insane.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He's gonna think you're serious. This is great. This is great.

[David Lucas]

I wrote the same thing to Golden Corral.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Don't. Don't say the full name. Don't say the full names of the.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Other people that Equinox represents. I also have friends who still work at the company, such as, who can speak to my character. Additionally, I was trained under. And my time at Equinox remains an invaluable part of my professional and personal growth. I would be grateful for your consideration in reinstating my membership. Please let me know if there is any way I can further demonstrate my commitment to making things right. It's like a letter to an X at the end.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's like almost like a college experience.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Take me back, baby. Thank you for your time and I appreciate your consideration. Actually, pretty well written.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's a good.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Actually not bad.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's a good email, though.

[Zach Amico]

I think so.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That was actually much better than I was expecting. I'll be honest. Taking full responsibility.

[David Lucas]

Because older Lewis would have written a poem.

[Robbie Goodwin]

There once was a man from Equinox who got banned for saying, roses are.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Red, violets are blue. Reinstate my membership, you Jew, or I will kill you. I will find you. I will find you.

[Zach Amico]

What does Equinox cost a month in Manhattan?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Like 350, something like that. I paid 360 for lifetime and lifetime stinks.

[Zach Amico]

It's not. I see. I felt they're kind of comparable. Equinox is cooler, but.

[Luis J. Gomez]

But Equinox doesn't allow children. 12 year olds can go into lifetime, which is insane.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't want to work around. I don't want to work around hot.

[David Lucas]

Do they charge extra for that?

[Luis J. Gomez]

They allow them in the steam room. It's insane. Little kids. So it's pretty wild. So, yeah, we're gonna see. That's my open letter.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I think. I think you got a shot.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I think there's. There's a path to me getting back to Equinox.

[Zach Amico]

Well, if he sees that you are a former employee, he, you know, that comes with. That's some gravitas that. You know what I mean? That means that you were.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, here's the thing. So I'm friends with the guy who runs the California, like all the. The locations in California, the entire West Coast. And he was like, dude, it's not happening. He was like.

[Zach Amico]

So, like, there's a file, they put your name and it says, I think.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That they know who I am as like a fucking problem. They probably classified me as like a Right wing guy. Like they, you know, know. But I like, I'm not. Yeah, I'm not at all.

[David Lucas]

But you say you're tripping off some. Some alarms.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm thinking that when they looked into who I was, they were like, we don't need this type of guy in our gym.

[Zach Amico]

They don't like the f. Slur.

[Luis J. Gomez]

They don't like it.

[Zach Amico]

That's on.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I think I call. I think I must most have called them faggots. And then their little gay locker room attendants were like, oh. Oh my.

[Robbie Goodwin]

The guy just watching the steam room jacking off. Like, how dare he say that?

[Luis J. Gomez]

And by the way, the amount of times that men have pulled their out at me in the steam room and started jerking off in front of me. Me. And I barely said anything. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Is that true?

[Luis J. Gomez]

100.

[Zach Amico]

You continue to get.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Maybe a half dozen times it happened. That's how much I love Equinox.

[Zach Amico]

Wow. You should put that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

They don't make you pay more for that. They just give you that.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's a great amenity.

[Zach Amico]

Well, they do say there's an amenity.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Amenity.

[Zach Amico]

There is an Equinox in Dallas and on Oak Lawn. That's like the gaborhood in Dallas. And they say that is in that steam room.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That it gets the 19th street location. When I worked there, we would have to go in. We'd have to check the locker room on Friday nights every half an hour. Be like, just go open the door.

[David Lucas]

Yeah. Running with a broom like raccoons.

[Zach Amico]

Get out of here.

[David Lucas]

Knock it off.

[Zach Amico]

Almost get out of here.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Just like a bunch of gay guys.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Scatter, like, yeah, dude, no. So whatever. I. I guess I. We'll see what happens. I'm gonna. I'm gonna make. I'm gonna make it up my journey to get my Equinox membership back.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I think it's a step in the right direction.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. I think I can get. I think there's a path.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Death. Yeah. I like the letter.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I like maybe somebody that works for Equinox in the higher up than my friend who runs the entire California division.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Right.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Can get inside of their heads. I don't know.

[David Lucas]

I think your only shot is if the CEO has a son or grandson who's a fan.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

If the CEO has a sense of humor.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Right.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He'd hear this.

[Zach Amico]

He doesn't.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Just book the CEO for Skank Fest.

[Luis J. Gomez]

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[Zach Amico]

Well, it's funny, though, that you say that because I do agree with you. Politics are gay. Like, you know, we get this illusion that it's right versus left, left, but really it's just a big unit party, like, just trying to us, like if you're really paying attention. But it's just so funny about Dave Smith is that he is literally the leader of the Libertarian Party. I mean, he's like turning down positions. You know, they. They want him to run.

[Luis J. Gomez]

They wanted him to run. He was like, no. And by the way, one of the reasons he didn't run is this guy right here. I was like, Dave, you're. If you run. I was like, dude, you're. I was like, you're. Dave is. People have no idea how much Dave is killing it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Dave is on fire.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Killing it. He makes a lot of money. He's fucking, I mean, selling out shows all over the country.

[Zach Amico]

Piers Morgan every week.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He is. People talk. People could talk shit all they want. Dave is making way more money than people would even fucking realize. And he's way more respected in that world than people would ever fucking realize. And he's a killer. If you see Dave Smith perform stand up comedy, he's a fucking killer. I was like, Dave, I was like, why are you even risking what you have right now? We built him a new platform separate from the network because we didn't want politics on Gas Digital. He's got his own fucking platform right now. He's selling out all over the country. He's respected by both comedians and people in politics. He's a. He's a real ass. That's the truth. But most people aren't doing what he's doing. Right. So I, I will say that I respect what Dave's doing because he genuinely puts in the time, genuinely reads the books. Most people don't do that. Yeah, Ian is just a comic. Ian's just trying to be funny. Ian's trying to be provocative. When he can be provocative. Actually, I was watching Crack and Miko stream last night. Shout out to Crack, Miko, one of your co host post Scrouder boys, everyone. I shouldn't even give you a plug. Shannon, bleep that plug.

[Robbie Goodwin]

No, do it for Crack.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, no. BLEEP the showed up late.

[Robbie Goodwin]

It's not Crack.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Wouldn't show up.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Punish Crack for my misdeeds.

[Luis J. Gomez]

So what's it called? Yeah, Crack was talking about. What was he saying? I lost my train of thought now.

[Robbie Goodwin]

He was talking about Ian and the chick. Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh yeah. He was like, yeah. Well anyway, regardless, so Ian's not a guy who. He's just being provocative. That's what Ian does. That's what the point that Crackin made. He was like. Ian was getting from people on the left, from like the gay community, in the trans community, because he was just making. He makes jokes about everything and especially as a joke about banging Trannies and people in the trans community are like, you'll this guy.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

So he's getting it from both ends because he's just being provocative. Because that's what the we do. We're supposed to be.

[David Lucas]

I mean, he is getting it from both ends.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, exactly.

[Zach Amico]

Literally.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I didn't know it was my birthday.

[Luis J. Gomez]

So Ian, what happened was it is funny.

[Robbie Goodwin]

He's like, everyone, I am amused. I don't think he deserves it. But he, like, the trans people hate him. The anti trans people hate him. It's just like. It's amazing.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He's a hatable and he's so funny. In spite of his homosexuality, he's so funny that I appreciate what Ian does. And he trolls everybody. He comes onto my shows, he trolls the. At me. I've gotten angry. We've gotten into real arguments after shows before.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Really?

[Luis J. Gomez]

A few times, a bit.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I remember when you guys would like.

[David Lucas]

Go, well, there's been a few where there's no microphones.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah. Where we go. You. Dude.

[Robbie Goodwin]

He brought his own soundboard. That was like the funniest thing ever for a podcast.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. On the show Ian drop. It's the worst.

[Zach Amico]

That's funny.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Super provocative. Right? And that's what Ian does. So here's the thing. Leonarda, who, once again, I don't really know this, but she is taking a. A1 clip, which it's. He's trying to be provocative out of context. He was getting heckled by a guy that was in Trump gear that was like, kept on yelling Trump out during the set. So Ian did what a comic is supposed to do, which is try to piss the guy off. So Ian starts fucking digging in on him and sort of, you know, saying a lot of the left wing talking points about right wingers. And, you know, regardless of how you feel about what he's saying in that moment, if you know Ian. And she doesn't know Ian. So I'll be fair to her. If you know Ian, you know, he's just being as provocative as possible. He doesn't give a shit about this shit at all. Right, Right. So she takes this moment where he's. It's a crowd work moment from a much longer clip that he put out. Right. And she starts to break it down. Here's the other thing is like, sure, more power to you break it down. But what you're doing in this moment. And this is what. Because, oh, Benjamin chimed in and Owen's like, oh, she can't make fun of him, but he can make these jokes. It's like, no, no, that's not what's going on. She's putting this out in a way where her followers are going to start harassing and trashing this guy. She's taking a moment, clipping it out, being like, look at this guy. This is the problem with comedy. That's not just making jokes. If she had made some jokes on a podcast about him being a little bit of a homo, it wouldn't even be a thing. The problem is you're literally taking this, putting it out as a clip just to get people riled up and giving the wrong context for it.

[David Lucas]

Yeah, it's disingenuous.

[Robbie Goodwin]

It's. She's just trying to. She's trying to feed slop to her fans, and that's things like, she should recognize Ian. New York Comedy Club, which I think it was taken, is mostly girls on dates. So that's an easy dub. If there's a guy, like, heckling in Trump gear in the front row, of.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Course, yeah, that's an easy dub.

[Robbie Goodwin]

You're fucking handing it to him on a silver platter. Of course he's gonna do that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. So pull up some of. Some of her reaction video to Ian.

[Zach Amico]

And I want to say this about Leonardo. She's actually really smart, so she's not doing this on accident. And with Ian, forget about his political leanings. If you're kind of just putting him in a box, like, you know, the fact that he's, like, bisexual and outspoken, it's like an easy target. Right? You know, that's what I'm saying.

[Robbie Goodwin]

They're both people destroying easy targets when we should all be a little more competent. I'm kidding.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I mean, but it's like. It's just because he is different. And Leonardo's smart. She's like, well, let me make a video of him freaking out. I know that conservative people are gonna, like, you know, get upset, riled up. So Leonardo's being smart, making the content. But it's annoying when you have these commentary creators that just, you know, comment.

[Robbie Goodwin]

And especially when there are other comics, too. It's like, well, that's my point.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We're not supposed to. This is the thing. People on the left would do this. They would find a piece, right? They would go and put it out, and they would try to. I mean, canceling is the wrong word because nobody's getting canceled over anything. Thing. But you are trying to rile up your audience against this person, right? And you get these people that are super passionate politically one way or the other. And then they start coming at people and it's annoying, as you know what I'm saying? And when you're doing that, I just feel like it's very anti comedy. It is the, it's the, the last thing we should be doing to each other is trying to put to blast our fans on each other when, when we're trying to be funny. Ian's in a comedy club.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Telling jokes into a microphone. You can think they're funny or not. Okay, you get it.

[Robbie Goodwin]

A lot of people don't.

[Zach Amico]

Comedy is subjective.

[Luis J. Gomez]

But that's the thing. Like, don't, don't. People are. You know, even she, she wrote that because I defended him publicly on Twitter. And she's like, but where are the jokes? And I'm like, what are you talking about? He's in a comedy club talking into a microphone with people laughing.

[Robbie Goodwin]

He's also doing well.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I mean, it's like, so good. Play some of this.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That, that original.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, you love it.

[Robbie Goodwin]

You love pushing buttons.

[Zach Amico]

Nah, I guess you could sound bisexual.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Gay.

[Zach Amico]

That means you're gay. Because I've been with men, women, and trans women.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Gross.

[Zach Amico]

This is gross. But I hate these terms. I feel like it does more to alienate us and bring us together.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, no, no, no.

[Zach Amico]

These terms help us identify who's gay and who's not.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Because you know what? Most women don't want to have sex with a man who's blowing another dude on the weekends. Also pause this for a second. It's a fair statement. I'll say that Ian gets a ton of pussy from hot. It's pretty wild.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Ian's one of the only, like, true bisexual men I've ever met.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, Ian gets, I'm telling you right now, I, I don't know why, because I think Ian is actually ugly. But I will tell you right now that Ian gets a wild amount of hot. Well, seconds blows my mind.

[Zach Amico]

He does have kind of an aura of confidence.

[Robbie Goodwin]

He's very confident.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But I, I, I mean, once again, I have to kind of go with Leonardo, though. If these girls do. These girls know that he's also blasting dudes.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. He's only getting from women who know he's not getting. Walking down the stream like, hey, ladies.

[Zach Amico]

You know why this is why in the black community that a lot of women don't like gay men? It's because they don't like down low brothers. Because they think from the 80s that's how they got AIDS.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Well, a lot of girls actually don't like B. Like, Even.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That'S disgusting. Look, I. I agree with the sentiment that Ian is a gross little troll, man. I understand. He is a combination comic. You know, ape, not kill ape. Right. That's the whole idea here, is we're all comics.

[Zach Amico]

She's attacking him. To be fair, Leonardo's attacking him. Not any of his comedy. Right now. He's saying I'm bisexual. Gay. Which is true, but.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Sure, but that you're a comedian. You're talking about your lot. It's like, yeah, I will say this. Another easy dub for her, though, because I think a lot of people just don't like Ian. It's the same with Natalie, too, where it's like, when they look at Ian, they're like, I hate this guy just from looking at it. So the thumbnail is effective. You see Ian and now like, oh, I can't wait to see her take. Take these guys.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Gross. And that's how you spread diseases. All those chicks who are married to black dudes in Atlanta, how they got.

[Zach Amico]

Aids, you know, whether that's true or not, that's, you know, the narrative, you know, just. I do what I want when I want, with who I want. I don't give a. What you got to say about welcome.

[Luis J. Gomez]

To the Republican Party.

[Robbie Goodwin]

They don't care.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You're right.

[Zach Amico]

They don't care. No, not when they're sweeping executive order. What executive order made it illegal for you to be gay?

[Luis J. Gomez]

The executive orders were about how you can't transition children.

[Zach Amico]

We don't want to chemically and physically castrate children.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And that she goes on to. I mean, she gets into Covid. She gets into all this. It's like, calm the fuck down. This isn't a serious fucking thing. You know what I'm saying? Like, Ian's not at a rally trying to get people on one political side or the other, right? And she makes us. I mean, we can. I don't. We need. We don't need to play the whole video, but we can play more it. But she goes into a very serious diatribe about how these are the guys that are trying to fucking get.

[David Lucas]

Especially for somebody who's going, where are the jokes, bitch? Same question.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, he's talking off the top of his head, responding to a heckler like, look. Yeah, if you gave it thought, it would also sound stupid. But it's like he's just like, thinking. He's like, oh, the executive order. He's just like. He's obviously thinking.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He's just saying. He's saying that. But they're Both making the fucking talking points that they're just the most generic talking points of all time.

[Zach Amico]

And there is a little big difference in this, is that Ian is performing for a comedy club for human beings, and she's making a video performing to a camera. So it's. She has the advantage.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, of course. Yeah. She gets to write this out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And she's talking specifically to an audience who wants. Who already agrees with her, who wants to hear this type of stuff. And by the way, more power to you. But let's get real. Like, you know, you. You can't fucking. I mean, my. My whole problem with it all is just you're taking a guy who's just trying to tell fucking jokes and to be funny and be in the moment.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And you're purposefully having your audience go and attack him.

[Robbie Goodwin]

And it's also like any. Any great stand up, non political. If you do this. You can do this to, like, most comedy, because most comedy is like making a fake argument that doesn't hold up if you think about it. And you, like, you examine facts and.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, that's exactly what I love about comedy. It's like, you watch Patrice O'Neill. Patrice O'Neill, he's like, yo, women ain't shit, dude. I was watching Patrice O'Neill, elephant in the room while my son was being born. Like, not in that moment. My son's mother was in the hospital. I was sitting there watching it because we're in the hospital for 30 hours. And it's so funny because, like, he's saying all this horrific about women. I want to look at Patrice, like, down. Down a. Patrice rabbit hole while she was in the hospital. Opie and Anthony stuff. Right? Elephant in the room, a bunch of stuff. And I'm literally watching my son's mother, like, blow my mind. She's giving birth to my son. It was the most incredible experience in my entire life. But you're watching a guy talk about how women aren't shit.

[Zach Amico]

Who.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, but that's what comedy is. You. You. It doesn't matter. What your fucking point is is you make a ridiculous statement sometimes and you prove it comedically.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That is actually way more impressive than just feeding the people that like you what. What they want to hear as it is. Right. And if you say what you're. If she was saying that her audience doesn't like to hear and then getting them to laugh anyway, I would be way more impressed with it.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I agree with that. Yeah. I mean, that's True.

[Zach Amico]

And I don't really think. And I mean, I could be wrong, but Leonardo is actually. She's actually not. I think she's a good person. She is.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm sure she is. I don't think. I've never met her.

[Zach Amico]

Actually has heat with Ian. I don't know. I know they've been fighting on. On Twitter. I feel like they could men the fences. But once again, Leonarda is smart. I keep saying this. She's purposely attacking him, knowing that it's going to get clicks. And I would say this to Leonardo's face. She knows, hey, listen, this is an easy target. Let's kind of expose him, quote unquote, you know, call him out and it's going to go viral, you know.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, but then she shouldn't. She should expect Ian's friends to like the.

[Zach Amico]

And she did. And I guarantee you, Robbie, that she's fully aware that she was going to get some kickback for doing this. She's not some dumb.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, no. I've seen what she's done peripherally and I've kind of like. There's been a few things. I was like, oh, that's pretty funny.

[Zach Amico]

It's funny. Shows are there. She's funny.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'll tell you right now. Ian's a beast of a comic. So she shouldn't be talking about writing jokes like Ian. Ian murders. Ian is an absolute killer. So, you know, no offense, but, you know, she's a woman and he's a man. So when it comes down to it, we always side with men on this show. We will always side with men. And especially in comedy, men are help, you know, 10 times as funny as women in comedies in general. But, you know, she's not, she's. She just went after the. I think the wrong fucking guy for the wrong reason, by the way. If you want to have all those talking points and you want to make your entire identity being right wing and political, more power to you. I'm having you on the show right now. That's literally your entire identity on the Internet.

[Zach Amico]

Kinda. I mean, I'm really more of a populist because, you know, I like Trump, you know, everybody lumps.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I like your Luca video, which was not political. I thought that was very funny.

[Zach Amico]

But, but listen, when it comes to Leonardo, honestly, she knew that she had to attack a guy like Ian, though, because he actually has a following. He's notable, you know what I mean? So, you know, if you go after somebody, that's a nobody, nobody cares, you go after Ian, who has a Following opens up for David Tell, who is a big comic, established guy. You're just going to get more clicks.

[David Lucas]

To me, it's just counterintuitive because I would compare it to if someone that was a leftist attacked like a Nick DePaolo specialist.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, well, that happens. And it happens.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And it sucks. And it sucks.

[David Lucas]

I think this is equally gross.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. And by the way, leftists, it used to be just an exclusive trade of people on the left to go after comedians for the jokes you're making because they don't agree with their political idea with comedy, specifically because comedy became a big thing back in the day, in the 80s and 90s when we were growing up. Yes, the right wing conservatives were. I mean, yeah, we're putting the stickers on albums and, and, you know, you know, going after, you know, know, arts and blah, blah, blah, blah.

[David Lucas]

I mean, even go back like Lenny Bruce.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, but comedy has become a thing where it's. I mean, and she says at one point here, she's like this. Why Comedy's dying. Comedy's not dying. Comedy is bigger than it has ever been. There's more rock star comedians now than nobody.

[Zach Amico]

And go and kill Tony and 100%.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And by the way, most of the comics that are fucking big right now are Trump supporting fucking comics. That's the truth. All the guys that are getting big, Schultz, Tony, Hinchcliff, Rogan, all these guys came out in support of Trump where literally eight years ago when Trump was running, it was like a dirty little secret where people were supporting Trump. The amount of comics that have switched because the pendulum is swung is crazy. I think it's all fucking gay. I think if you go to Austin, you watch all these guys that are sucking Trump's dick, it's like, guys, we should be, whoever's in charge, we should be trashing. We should be making fun of. That is the way that it should work. Right? We should all be making fun of the teacher or the principal of our fucking high school. We should all be putting thumbtacks on their chairs. We should all be fucking, throwing, throwing water balloons at the rich person's car. That is what comedy is sort of used for. But.

[David Lucas]

Yeah, but same amount of money, same mindset for super bowl commercial money. I'd be a hall monitor, too.

[Luis J. Gomez]

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[David Lucas]

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[Luis J. Gomez]

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[Robbie Goodwin]

Right? Especially if you know Ian. It's like, like two weeks ago you just got attacked by like the trans community. It's just like, it's like he's. It's. If you actually know who he is, he's not what she assumes he is. So.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I think a lot of her statements were probably factual, but it, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Leonardo knows what she's doing. She's smart. She's. She got the clicks. We're talking about her. This is going to get.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I would have sex with her.

[Zach Amico]

So.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, she knows. She's. She's twin enough.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, she's got a. I think she's engaged.

[Zach Amico]

Her and the guy she's married to, actually. Really? Really.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Ian's in gays.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Really funny comic too.

[Luis J. Gomez]

All right, so look, let's. Let's do some plugs real quick. We're just trucking along on this show. Shout out to everyone on the racist live chat right now. Gas Digital subscribers go to gas digital.com. if you guys are watching this on YouTube or iTunes or anywhere else, you should know that we do an uncensored ad free version that comes out live every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. The Friday show is exclusive just for subscribers. Subscribe to Gas Digital. Use that promo code, Laz. Get yourself a buck 50amonth off the premium service. It's the most worthwhile 11 bucks you're ever going to spend in your entire life. The new Gas Digital. We're also doing a bunch of new updates on the website, chat, apps, all that stuff. So keep tuning in. You guys are the best fan base in the entire world. Let's see. Let's go with some plugs. Amy Winehouse, Baby Daddy says you, Louis. Thank you, Amy. Shannon, time on Amy Winehouse for 15 minutes. That's it. Time amount, 15 minutes. Amy, sit down. Think about what you just did. You come back at the end of the show. Are you plugging, my friend?

[Zach Amico]

You know, I got a lot going on. I'm actually going to be at the New York City Council meeting, going insane for. I don't know. I don't even know what I'm gonna talk about. But Wednesday, it's going to be great. But everybody needs to watch my podcast, Primetime with Alex Stein on Blaze tv. Please watch that. We need all the support we can get, but, yeah, support that, please. Actually, I got to talk about this. I'm going to be at SMU on March 27th. Then I'm going to be at LMU in LA. What is that? March 10th and. Excuse me, SMU February 27th. LA, March 12th. On campus. Loyola Marymount and SMU and Yukon and April 10th or something like that. Just look up my dates.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Why so many colleges?

[Zach Amico]

I. I do. I work for Turning Point, so I gotta. I'm going on like a tour. I'm going on the Step Up, Speak up tour where I'm doing the kind of Crowder bit where they do the public debates.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Okay, gotcha. I've been doing the arena of Ideas in that.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, I have.

[Robbie Goodwin]

You're a mental gladiator.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I go there and I debate like an insane person. I play that's pretty fun character called Charlie. Kurt and I pretend to be Charlie Kirk, and I say crazy stuff. So I'm actually going to be at a bunch of colleges, so look that up. Come and see me, please. And they're free and open to the public, and. And they're usually debates and then events, so.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Very cool, very cool. Can I get another coffee, please, Karen? Thank you very much. You can get my mug. My Keto brains Nootropic mug with the brass knuckles.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, brass knuckles.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Pretty cool. Pretty cool.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Sick.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Robbie, what are you plugging? Even though you shouldn't even get plugged, you sucker.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Unbelievable. Crowder boys. Every Wednesday at 7, step into the arena of ideas. Mental gladiators. Who knows who comes out alive? No one knows our minds. Swords are facts, logic and shields. Every Wednesday at 7, me, Dalton, Pruitt and Crack Amico. It's a good time. Also at Robbie Goodwin on Twitter and Instagram. Plus, what about Rob? Actually, Robbie Wood. We've. I'm changing because it's gonna be more movie focused. Robbie Wood live streams weekly on the my YouTube channel. Love it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Zacho.

[David Lucas]

I got links going UP live for April 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th, all in Canada. I'm going to be in Ottawa, Montreal, Cornwall and Ganan Aqua. Come hang out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's a good run. It's a fun run. Fun run. Zach, you need to run. Yeah. Come see me live on the road. The Bring 5 Friends tour coming to a city near you this week. If you guys are in Los Angeles, I think there's 29 tickets left for the Comedy Store. Story wars at the Comedy Store with me and Big J Okerson, Bobby Lee, Adam Ray, Greg Fitzsimmons are gonna be on the panel. Yeah. Yeah. And then this weekend, I will be in Wise guys, Salt Lake City. Salt Lake City, Utah. Utah. I'm very excited about Salt Lake City coming back. And then I got some other stuff coming up. South Bend, Indiana's coming up rally. North Carolina, Raleigh. I'm gonna be in St. Catharines. I'm Ontario. London, Ontario, Windsor, Ontario, Burlington, Ontario. All at the end of March. Punchline Philly in April. We got the Nashville Comedy Festival this first week of April as well. The Lab at Zany's. And we're doing Legion stinks and story wars. And then it's not on the site yet. But I. I screamed at my team today. I screamed, literally yelling into the phone. I was like, if this link isn't up by the end of the day, I'll kill you. We'll be in. Was it North Charleston, South Carolina, April 11th and 12th? I believe it is. And then I got American Comedy Company, San Diego, and a lot more coming up. All throughout the year, I will be. Oops. All throughout the year, I will be performing. And leading up to my next special taping. July 12th, I'm taping a special in Tampa at Sidesplitters Comedy Club, which is going to be absolutely incredible. So come out to that. Zacho's opening. Bobby Kelly's gonna be directing. And also, guys, get your Skankfest tickets on May 2nd. May 2nd, Skankfest tickets are going on sale. We just booked the band for the kickoff party. It's official. Very excited for that. But Skank Fest is going to be the best one we've ever done. We're in New Orleans for the first time. We're doing a bunch of we've never done before. You know, we always change it up every year and do incredible things. So get those tickets on May 2nd because I believe that they will sell out faster than we've ever sold that before. And. All right, there we go. And really, that's it. Check out all my other podcasts, the Regs, Story wars, and obviously the legendary Legion of Skanks. Subscribe to my mailing list if you guys want my newsletter, which comes out every Friday. And a bonus podcast, the Lewis Journal podcast, every Friday comes out just for subscribers to my mailing list. I'm also doing giveaways for Skank for Sticks on that mailing list as well. So it's the only way to get those tickets to the kickoff party. And yeah, that's that. That's all I have to say about that. That's all gonna say about that now. So we, so we usually what we do on the show is we do. We do Top Girl, which has been a minute since we've done Top Girl on the show. But since you're here, Alex, in celebration of you, which, you know, I think your first viral video made was your first viral video.

[Zach Amico]

Well, the AOC was my biggest. I had gone to some city councils and disrupted some meetings and, you know, so I had a little bit of a following. But I went from like a hundred 'Thousand to like 300,000, like literally in 24 hours. It was, it was that viral.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You went super viral.

[Zach Amico]

All I said was, you know, you're my favorite big booty Latina.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. To AOC, who, you know, she was pretty toy for a hot minute.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I think she's still pretty good looking.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is she? Pull up.

[Zach Amico]

AOC Even if she's a little thicker.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I kind of like that she's a little thicker.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, she's. That's what I'm saying. She's.

[David Lucas]

She reminds me of Rosario Dog Dawson.

[Zach Amico]

She has Rosario Dawson vibes and a lot of people kind of like tease. Oh, she has those big eyes. I think she looks good. She kind of looks like Bambi.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah. I think big crazy eyes can be kind of cute.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I look, I like it.

[Zach Amico]

I like crazy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I like a chick a little bit thick. Yeah, she's. She's okay.

[Zach Amico]

But when you see her, she's hot because she has that.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Honestly.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But guys, you know, when you see a Celebrity in person, they look better.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You're like, oh, that. Yeah, she did.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That is very true.

[Zach Amico]

She has that aura. Aura about whatever it is on.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Even like, when you see a girl like. Like a porn chick, there's porn chicks who, like, I wouldn't even. I would never jerk off to. Then you meet them in real life, and you're like, okay, you're stunning.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I did see Shalom in person, and he did not look that good.

[Zach Amico]

Well, yeah, that gets reversed too. You see people and they look good, and you see them in person, they're a mess.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Right. A lot of the skinny guys on who. Who look skinny on movies look, like, sick in real life. Cuz, like, the camera, like, makes you look a little.

[Zach Amico]

Trust me, I'm fighting with that every day.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, yeah, right.

[David Lucas]

The at midnight guy, I felt that way.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Hardwick.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Hardwick, yeah. He's small and real.

[Zach Amico]

He's like really small.

[David Lucas]

Skeleton in the suit.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know who's small in real life? I met David Spade the other day. Me and my son went go hang out with Nate Barotzi.

[Zach Amico]

That's awesome. Well, Nate's the number one comic in the game right now, right?

[Luis J. Gomez]

He's the top murdering it. His suite was. I mean, literally the nicest hotel room I've ever been in.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's awesome.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I was like, God damn it. I was like. Then I was like, I had to bring my son there. I was like, now I got to. Right now I got to live up to this standard.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

But we had a. We had a blast. Nate's such a good friend. He's my son's godfather, actually.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, wow. Dude. That's little known fact. Wow.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, Nate's been crushing it for years. So it's not like he's an overnight success, but just the meteoric rise he's had in the last, you know.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. So he went from almost being, like, what you would consider unknown to being the number one most famous comic in the world. And honestly, walking down the street with him, like, the amount of times that he got stopped was crazy. Like, I'm. I'm in a very. Like, New York's a different town, you know, I'm saying, so people don't give a shit about celebrity that much here. But yeah, he. Yeah, he's very famous, and he was with David Spade. When me and my son pulled up to the hotel, David Spade was outside, and my son was like. He had no idea who David Spade was because he's not from this generation.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's dicky Roberts.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he never saw Tommy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We never. He just. Black Sheep, he's 12 now, so we just started showing him some cool movies. But the problem is like a lot of those movies like Black Sheep, Tommy Boy, they don't really hold up for a young kid.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I was young when I saw him and when I saw Time when I loved it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I love Tommy Boy and I love Black Sheep as well. But I feel like, like he's just. I showed him Austin Powers the other day.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, when did you show him R rated movies? Like, I mean, he started watching R.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Movies in the past year or so, but that's about the time.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Show him south park, the movie.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's a good. I've shown himself.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I think it was my first R rated and I was like, this is awesome.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, he. He loves South Park. He likes naughty, he likes dirty stuff. He just sort of. He loves Louis CK now. That's like his favorite.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, really? Wow, that's interesting.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, he loves stand up. He really loves stand up. But it was like gaff again for a while and like a couple other people. But he really loves Louis now. And yeah, I showed him Austin Powers the other day, which he was all about it.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Wait till he gets his.

[Luis J. Gomez]

His celebrity is Beyonce. Oh, and Beyonce is crazy. She's like 50. I know, I know. But in gold member though, she is the hottest she's ever been.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I just rewatched it. It's great. Foxy Cleopatra.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So crazy. I wouldn't have think think that a young boy would resonate with Beyonce.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, neither would I. But that's the one that he loves.

[David Lucas]

He loves our generation being like Madonna, dude.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Well, I know when I was a kid, Salma Hayek I thought was super hot. She was like, what in her 40s.

[Zach Amico]

This is when I knew Beyonce was big. I was happened to be flying to Las Vegas for. It wasn't. I forget what it was, but maybe it was skankfest or maybe it's a different time. But long story short, Beyonce was playing her tour date in Las Vegas. This is like last year. So something. And I'm telling you, the plane was packed. It was a spirit airline. So maybe this is why with black women going to this thing. And I'm like, Beyonce's this strong. She's got all these Dallas black. I mean the plane was. When I say it was full of.

[David Lucas]

The bus, the airline was full of black women.

[Zach Amico]

But you know, spirit does have a lot of black people on it. I'm just saying that the flight attendant said, who's going to Beyonce and literally everybody. Woo. And I was like, damn, Beyonce's this like this well known, like a plane full of people.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Beyonce, I mean she may be the most famous like besides Taylor Swift.

[Robbie Goodwin]

She's up there with Taylor Swift. I think it's like, like it's like similar. It's like they're kind of. I think they fight for top girl spot a little bit. Although I think Taylor Swift is like.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, Taylor Swift, she's mad. Resonates with 8 year olds all the way up to 90 year olds. Taylor Swift is like why Nate Bargazi got so huge, right? It's because you can literally bring your kids. You can bring your grandma. Nobody's bringing their kids or their grandma to Beyonce.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Right? So you know moms and daughters.

[David Lucas]

I thought you're gonna say because it's fake milk toast country horseshit.

[Shannon]

Beyonce has more.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What?

[Shannon]

Beyonce has more Instagram followers? Yeah, she has 312 million.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Shannon, Shannon, you're fired.

[Robbie Goodwin]

You know what? I'll bet it's because Beyonce might be bigger internationally. I could see that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, maybe, maybe. But either way, what we're gonna do is in celebration of your big booty Latina comment. We are gonna figure out who is the top girl. Big booty Latino.

[Zach Amico]

Well, you bring up that. But also because I.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh hell, I like this segment.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Gotta change this in Laz there, Shannon. All right, so who do we got on this list right now?

[Shannon]

Okay, so the first one, her name is Isabella Maerst Merced.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Who is this?

[Shannon]

I'm show you just a few from her Instagram and then I'll show you some butt pictures.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Nice. Let's see what we got.

[Shannon]

So she actually played because I will.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Say Latin are the toitist.

[Shannon]

She actually played Dora in, in 2019.

[Luis J. Gomez]

This is Dora?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, the explorer.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, no, Dora the cleaning flight attendant. You.

[David Lucas]

All right, but let's see that butt.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, wow. There you go.

[Luis J. Gomez]

She looks like a child. Yeah, she's 23. She's 23. Sick.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, I mean, ah, we all do.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We all do the same thing. We're like, yeah, I guess she's attractive.

[Robbie Goodwin]

How old is she?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Give me her age real quick.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, we need to verify that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, she's pretty toy.

[David Lucas]

She's very beautiful.

[Robbie Goodwin]

She has a like a Disney channel.

[Zach Amico]

She has a mascot. Eff her. This is maga country. I. I would not have party.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No Big champion said I'll I'd explore her. Good job. Big champion. Solid doggy. Yeah, she's pretty tight. Shannon, who else we got on this list?

[Zach Amico]

So what out of five big booty Latinas was she at? Three and a half.

[Robbie Goodwin]

He said swipe left.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Go back to her.

[David Lucas]

Okay, but we're not judging as far as pretty lady. We're judging purely under the guise of big booty looking.

[Robbie Goodwin]

How big that. Yeah, yeah. I think grass is solid.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, harass is solid. But you're right in terms of like, actual big booty. Let's Tina. I mean, first of all, the. The best is Dominican waitress at the stand might be the have the nicest ass.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't want to get her harassed, but holy, her ass is wonderful.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Her ass? Her ass.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Pretty good sexual.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Her ass.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I mean, look, she's beautiful. Her body's toyed. I like. Everyone in the race live chat is posting hot photos of her. Very, very cool.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Nice work.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Great job, boys. But somebody said 23 is a little old for top girl, which is true. It's solid. But yeah, I would say I give her a 2.75.

[David Lucas]

That's fair.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Out of five.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Out of five on her ass. Her ass is nice, but I'm not like, blown the fuck away. Right, Chad, who else we got?

[Shannon]

Okay, next one is Isa Gonzalez.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I like the fact that we don't know who any of these.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Right.

[Shannon]

She's an Argentinian singer and actress.

[Zach Amico]

She's definitely attracted.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Okay.

[David Lucas]

Very, very beautiful.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Nice.

[David Lucas]

But we gotta see the butt before we enjoy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I enjoy.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I like when, like, there's a skinny girl shows a lot of skin like that.

[David Lucas]

Look at that. Golden Gloves. That doesn't look like a big booty.

[Zach Amico]

No, that looks like.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That looks like a flat ass.

[Shannon]

Wait, there are some better ones.

[Robbie Goodwin]

She's got white.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'd say flat.

[David Lucas]

That might. Yeah, it might be the.

[Robbie Goodwin]

She's got a white girl body a little bit.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Wait, that's.

[Zach Amico]

What the hell left. That's performance.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Did she get it? Did she get it reduced?

[Luis J. Gomez]

What is happening here? What is. What I don't understand. What is this image? Which one is her?

[Shannon]

I think they're both her.

[Luis J. Gomez]

They're both her. But this is.

[David Lucas]

Is this before or after? Before and after. She got stung by a bee.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Did she get a bbl? I mean, what is she?

[David Lucas]

Very beautiful.

[Zach Amico]

She's hot.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Very hot. But the ass, once again, kind of lacking for a Latina chick. Yeah.

[David Lucas]

I was gonna say on the big booty.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I mean, that's a great ass. Look. It's a great ass.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, it's a great ass.

[Zach Amico]

She's probably doing ketosis like you, Louis. That's why she stays. But she probably needs to go back to eating a little more carbohydrate, do a little squats.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's nice. But I'm gonna give her.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I like that one.

[Luis J. Gomez]

2.5. Oh, that's a nice.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I'm giving it a four. I'm giving it a five.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I let her fart right on my mouth.

[David Lucas]

Yeah, no, she's gorgeous.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I, I carumba, dude.

[David Lucas]

All right, Shannon. I know she's not going to be on the list, but I. I cannot get through this segment without saying Gracie Bon.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Who's that?

[David Lucas]

You know exactly who Gracie Bond is.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Gracie Bond.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, is that your. The big booty chick?

[David Lucas]

That is the big booty Latina of my dreams.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, but Zach, you are, you're. You have like.

[David Lucas]

I have cartoonish taste.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, my God.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Zach's got clown burn.

[David Lucas]

This is the lady who that complained that she couldn't sit on planes.

[Robbie Goodwin]

This looks like death by snoo. Snoo Fucking.

[David Lucas]

But she's short.

[Robbie Goodwin]

She's short.

[David Lucas]

I think she's gonna be a monster.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Nobody wants this.

[David Lucas]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Black guys don't want to put your face would want that.

[David Lucas]

If you don't want your face between those butt cheeks, Dude, I don't know what you're.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It would be just too much.

[Robbie Goodwin]

She looks like the wife of a Batman villain, kind of.

[Luis J. Gomez]

There's also no way to like. There's no way she can clean her ass. Her ass is full of.

[David Lucas]

Okay, so she started doing hardcore on only fans.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[David Lucas]

And I gotta say, the dude did not have a huge.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Come on, Zach.

[David Lucas]

And it was Zach.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Not everybody. Not everybody sees the world.

[David Lucas]

I'm not saying it's for everybody.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Not everybody sees the world through funhouse.

[David Lucas]

No, I understand. I have cartoonish taste.

[Zach Amico]

But she had this target like security balls. You know how they have those balls outside of.

[David Lucas]

But I'm just saying on a scale up. Big booty Latinas.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, she's.

[Zach Amico]

She's five big B bbl. That's.

[David Lucas]

Yeah, that's what a big. That is.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I mean, it's just too big. There's such thing as too big. I give it a one on the big booty Latina scale.

[Zach Amico]

So it takes off.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy, dude. It's too big, Zach. I mean, it's fun.

[David Lucas]

I bet if you saw it in real life, you would definitely.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It would be a fun night at the booty bank. But I would not deposit for life. Yeah, this would be a s. I'd use the atm.

[Robbie Goodwin]

It's a good one day trial.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'd be out.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I would. Yeah. Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

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[David Lucas]

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[Luis J. Gomez]

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[Zach Amico]

Have you guys seen the footage? Like, where it's women at a BBL clinic, and they all have to, like, sit on their knees? They can't sit on their butt.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

You guys have never seen this viral video? It'll be like a BBL waiting room. It'll be like a clinic they have in, like, South America or something where all the women go, those girls surgery up.

[David Lucas]

When they get out of surgery, they're like, in body cast.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. You can look it up. They're on Instagram. It's on. Just type in, like, BBL surgery. And there's videos, and everybody's, like, crying on their knees, like, on a chair. But, you know, your knees on the chair. Because they can't sit on their butt. And they're all just sitting there with bandages on their ass crying.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, my God. Aren't they, like, deadly, too, to get a bbl, is it, like, really dangerous?

[Zach Amico]

Well, there's always, like, people in America. It's like. It's like, this is actually crazy. So my family were in the bailbond business. I actually have my bailbond license. But one time we got out. This person was a murderer. We bailed them out. But what they murdered a person is they were doing an elite legal clinic, and they gave an injection, and the injection got a girl sick, and they died.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

BBL.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Damn BBLs. They take fat from one area of the body and they shove it in.

[Zach Amico]

The person only got, like, five.

[David Lucas]

It's like third world Countries, they'll put stuff like that. Like you're supposed to your bathroom with.

[Zach Amico]

Exactly.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Like.

[Zach Amico]

Did you ever see Rich? Did you ever see Rich beyond it? He would, like, inject synthol in his arm. Like they, like, they mix, like, chemicals like that. Like fake stuff with, like, cement and stuff.

[Luis J. Gomez]

So weird.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's bad.

[Luis J. Gomez]

All right, let's go to the next big Booty Latina. Shannon, what else we got here?

[Shannon]

Next one, I'm gonna say Beforehand, she is 24. Her name is.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Give her age from now on.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know, just don't show us children. How about that?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Or anyone too old.

[Shannon]

You're gonna ask regardless, so I'm saying it in advance. So this is Maya Radico.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Maya Radico.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, I like her.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, she looks young, too.

[Shannon]

Yeah, she's done some, like, Nickelodeon stuff, like child stuff. And then here's some of her butt.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let's see. Okay.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, asked by Dan Schneider.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's nice. Okay, now we're. Now we're talking.

[Robbie Goodwin]

This is the best one so far.

[Luis J. Gomez]

This is the best one. I'm going to give her a 3.5.

[Zach Amico]

And that seems.

[David Lucas]

I like that score.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I'm going four, maybe 4.2.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, I think that's four. Definitely. That's a four out of.

[Luis J. Gomez]

These are all unknown Big Booty Latinas. Because we're. We're too old. We like. We know, jlo. We know.

[Zach Amico]

That's what I was saying before. They always ask me if you were. I was like, who is your favorite big Booty Latina? And I'm like, I mean, you name the same one. Salma Hayek. JLo.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, there's just right, you know.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Well, there's no new stars anymore in general, I guess. There's Olivia Rodrigo. Right. But she has a kind of flat ass.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, she's a. She's.

[Robbie Goodwin]

She's like a white girl.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

They call her White Latinas. Call them White Latinas.

[Shannon]

Okay, next one is Anna de Armas.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, I know.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Recently.

[Shannon]

Yeah. She was also on the list of hottest chicks.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I didn't even know she was Latina, honestly. Yeah, but she's.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let me see her ass.

[Robbie Goodwin]

She's really hot.

[Shannon]

Okay, here's one.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Didn't she play.

[Robbie Goodwin]

She played Marilyn Monroe, right?

[Shannon]

She did, yes. She was in movie Blonde.

[Robbie Goodwin]

How are you?

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's a ass.

[Zach Amico]

That's not very Latina, but that's an iconic role.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That is an iconic.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's a great photo. Is that her ass right there in the jeans? No. Can we get Samara Ray oh, she.

[Robbie Goodwin]

How about Samara Ray DeVito?

[Zach Amico]

Ah, boom. That be good.

[Shannon]

Let me see what her ethnicity is.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is maybe.

[Shannon]

No, she's Caucasian.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Some people are saying Kim Conan actually has a better ass than most of these girls.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, I was going to say, I think Kim takes all these girls.

[Shannon]

Honestly, back to. Here's some summary, though. Here some more butt pictures.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Who is this? Is she white?

[Shannon]

She's white.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, my God.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Come on, lady. Come, come.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Now, that is a ass right there. White girls have figured out how to grow their asses. Latinas. The problem is they're lazy.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Right?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Right. If they were to work harder at it, they'd have the best ass.

[Robbie Goodwin]

They're not doing squats.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Look at this bitch.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, that's nice.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Who is this?

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's good.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I like this Summer Ray. What does she do?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Can we get her on the show? Does she need a podcast?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Her ass is wild.

[Shannon]

Oh, it looks like she's a trainer. A lot of videos of her doing a.

[Zach Amico]

That makes sense.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Good job for her. Yeah, that'll do it. Latina's very low to the ground, people.

[David Lucas]

I would like to put in another nomination, please. Nikita Lyons and Lions is spelled with a yellow lie.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is this another.

[Robbie Goodwin]

It's going to be a hentai character?

[David Lucas]

No, it's. She's in nxt.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Okay.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Ju.

[David Lucas]

Chick.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Ah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

All right.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is she Latina?

[David Lucas]

I think so.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Her name is Tequita Banana.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, no.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Nikita Lion.

[Zach Amico]

And what does that say? Thina.

[Robbie Goodwin]

What is. Okay.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's okay. Zach. Zach, you like Freaky.

[David Lucas]

Is it okay, Wait, bring up the one with the orange hair.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's not a great photo of her ass. Her ass is just.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Zach likes.

[David Lucas]

That one in the middle is my favorite. That's Gigi Dolan.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Zach likes women that could deadlift him, I think.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Thank you, Jorge.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I like that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We have anybody else, Shannon, Because I'm actually kind of disappointed with all these.

[Shannon]

Latinas so far, so, like, none of them.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Let's see JLo's ass real quick.

[Shannon]

You can check hers.

[Zach Amico]

Who is the. I mean, I'm sure. Let's see. Who is the hottest Latina right now in the world?

[Robbie Goodwin]

It might be aoc. I'd give it. Yeah, she's. She's pretty good.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Jennifer Lopez. That's a great ass.

[Robbie Goodwin]

It's like the. It's like the ass. It's the quintessential ass.

[David Lucas]

I feel like it's the ass that made ass is big.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I actually think that's Kim Kardashian, but before that, JLO was like, she was like the one woman with ass, remember? And then Kim Kardashian made ass. Ass huge. Well, now titties are having a moment again.

[Zach Amico]

I think she used to dance on In Living Color. Correct. I wonder what. What her ass was then.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Back then.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Type.

[David Lucas]

I think back then is when the girls used to wear, like, parachute pants.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You couldn't tell.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, that's kind of coming back. Like baggy jeans.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's so funny. Like, flat asses were a thing. Like when. When Britney and Aguilera were on top.

[Zach Amico]

Like, flat asses were, like, kind of anorexic.

[Robbie Goodwin]

2003 was like skinny white girl. Like, that was like, oh, she's so hot.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know, Which I kind of like a flat little butt on a girl, too, sometimes. Sometimes you just. She bends over, it's just her pops out. That's all you see.

[Robbie Goodwin]

As long as they dress slutty, it's great.

[Luis J. Gomez]

All right, we have anybody else. Shannon on this list? Because we're going to move on.

[Shannon]

Not. Not with better butts than those.

[Zach Amico]

So who is the top girl? Summer. Right?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Aoc. I think we're like, I'm going to the aoc.

[David Lucas]

I think we decided on Kim Kong.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Kim Kong, the top girl. Big booty Latina Kim Kong wins. Shout out to Kim Kong.

[Robbie Goodwin]

They just all fall out the sky, you know?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Let's see. Let's talk about this real quick. A humpback whale briefly swallows a kayaker in Chile. Did you see this?

[Zach Amico]

And the kayaker spit. I mean, the. The kayaker got spit out. Yeah, I didn't. What?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah. Look at this. This is wild. That his father's videotaping. If my son got swallowed by a humpback whale.

[Zach Amico]

Holy.

[Robbie Goodwin]

My ex.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'd be like, zach spit out my son. Right?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Second. This is wild.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Look at that. Dude.

[Zach Amico]

That would be.

[Robbie Goodwin]

So he's still filming.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's what's crazy.

[David Lucas]

I'd imagine you're in shock.

[Robbie Goodwin]

True.

[Zach Amico]

Damn. At least he's keto.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I thought it had eaten me and swallowed me. That. Yeah. That's wild, dude.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Get eaten by a whale. Damn.

[David Lucas]

I have a really dumb question.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, Please.

[David Lucas]

Can a humpback whale swallow. Don't they have the filter so that they can eat krill? Isn't that why they eat krill? Because it, like, goes through, like, a mesh?

[Robbie Goodwin]

That might be why they spit them out.

[David Lucas]

I think they can't eat giant things.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, it's a huge.

[David Lucas]

Scary as fuck.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[David Lucas]

I think it could just Snap your neck.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The ocean just in general is scary as fuck.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Well, you know we're not supposed to be there. Yeah, God does not want us in.

[Zach Amico]

The fucking ocean, Louis. So the deepest we can go in the ocean is the Marianas Trench, which is only eight miles deep. And then the. The deepest hole we've ever dug is the great borehole in Russia. Eight miles deep. So that's like as deep as we can go. And the official narrative is that we know more about space in the ocean.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Have you seen creatures in the deep sea? They're terrified.

[Zach Amico]

That's how you see those scary. Yeah, there's something.

[Luis J. Gomez]

There was just recently when viral like an angler fish came to the surface to die and it was like filmed in like broad daylight. This thing is a fucking monster.

[Robbie Goodwin]

They're so.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Man.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Sea is scary, guys.

[Zach Amico]

Those are the original dinosaurs. They're still here. They're like in that ocean.

[David Lucas]

They don't even know about us.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Well, it's because there's so much pressure down there that the only things that could survive are like ugly as like. Cuz their faces are all up.

[Zach Amico]

I know, but it's crazy to think there's organisms like the size of, you know. School bus.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Look at this guy.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I hate.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That wasn't the one that went viral. There's one that's swimming. Shannon.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Actually, I like the ocean, but the deep sea is so scary.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, it's. Dude, have you been on a cruise?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I like the kind of like the feeling of kind of being alone out at sea.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Alone at sea?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. It's kind of not what I. I watch a lot of videos of like, you know how you get in rabbit holes where people live on a sailboat. But it actually kind of looks shitty if you're on a small little sailboat. But I fantasize that seems like it'd.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Be cool to do at night. The ocean at night is just. Yeah, this is the video. The ocean at night is horrifying. Look at this.

[Robbie Goodwin]

James Cameron is a maniac for the Zakamiko fish.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's like it has your hair and your mouth.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Hey everybody. How's it going? Did everyone watch Troll too?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Look at this. Dude.

[Zach Amico]

What is that? Just a tentacle.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And it's so scary. No, that's a light. It's a light that like when you're.

[David Lucas]

In the deep supposed to attract.

[Zach Amico]

Wow.

[David Lucas]

Like the way you would attract a moth with a light bulb.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. And then it just.

[Robbie Goodwin]

It's so fake even. It doesn't even look like it does a real thing.

[Zach Amico]

Makes no sense.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, dude. I went last time I was in Jamaica, last March, we didn't take the, you know, the, the kayaks. We didn't put them up. So when the tide came in, it pulled both kayaks out.

[Zach Amico]

Wow.

[Luis J. Gomez]

In the night. And me and my son's stepfather had to go and out to get the kayaks. And just being in the ocean at night, oh God, it is.

[David Lucas]

Imagine how he felt, dude.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He disappeared, dude. It, it. It's so terrifying. It really is, dude. And I, I'm just. It just feel. Whatever it is, it just feels creepier. And what's funny is in Jamaica they would go spear fishing at night. They would like go in with a, like it's a headlamp on and they would go in with a spear gun.

[Zach Amico]

And it's easier at night, I guess.

[Luis J. Gomez]

There's certain fish that come to the surface at night, dude. But it is usually just whatever it is, it's just very like, it's eerie.

[Zach Amico]

What's the weed like in Jamaica? Is it that. I mean, now I've been to.

[Luis J. Gomez]

This is my 12th time going to Jamaica and just a few weeks.

[Zach Amico]

I know you're. I know everybody knows you're like the king of Jamaica, but it's weed. But I always kind of thought, why Jamaica is so cool? Cuz you go on vacation and smoke weed before, weed was legal everywhere.

[Luis J. Gomez]

So that's when I first went. It's one of the reasons why I fell in love with Jamaica because I was a big pothead. And then the first time I went, it was shitty weed. Weed, you know, it was like just, you know, dirt you buy from a Jamaican on the beach, but rolling a joint of it and just, you know, sitting there on the beach, like in Jamaica, where it was just like. It was an incredible feeling. And I've never been anywhere nice before in my entire life. I read a book called Rule of the Bone by Russell Banks and the kid ended up in Jamaica just randomly. And it really made me feel like I was, dude, I gotta go to Jamaica. It sounds incredible.

[Zach Amico]

That shows you guys. You read one book and it changes.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Your whole life, right?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Another one, that was it. I said, I'll never do another one.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Nothing will top this.

[David Lucas]

But as far as weed quality though goes, now that it's legal here, all the best shits here, like, dude, we were just in Amsterdam.

[Zach Amico]

It's still better to smoke a joint in Jamaica, but. Yeah.

[David Lucas]

Oh, but I mean, as far as like, the quality of the weed, like, we were just in Amsterdam. All the American weed Was more expensive, right?

[Zach Amico]

No, because I haven't been. Wow.

[Luis J. Gomez]

So, yeah, so the.

[Zach Amico]

From like California or whatever, they'll be like this.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It was twice expensive. Yeah. And we're like, oh, oh, wait, we just have this year. So you're like, you're at a coffee shop in Amsterdam. Be like, oh, this kind of ruins the fun of it when they're charging more money because we have better weed. Yeah. But I will say Jamaica. Now that the weed is legal in Jamaica, what you do is when you get off the airport, you just have your driver. Don't go Montego Bay, because that's like, super touristy. But if you go to any other town, go to the dispensary, you'll be able to get an ounce for like 100, 120 bucks of really high quality hydroponic weed. There's, you know, you could buy hash, you could buy concentrates, you can buy everything. And it's really. It's. I would say it's still not as good as you'll get weed, like, here in New York or, like, but probably in Texas. You'll probably get better weed. Yeah. You'll get better weed than you'll get in Dallas in. In Jamaica.

[Zach Amico]

That's crazy, though, that all the weed in Amsterdam is from California.

[David Lucas]

Now, a menu will literally.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Northern California is like the produce capital of, like, the world world. So it makes sense that weed is, like, huge over there.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

But I will recommend anyone to go to Jamaica. I'm supposed to have a debate with somebody about if some guy on the beach in Jamaica.

[Robbie Goodwin]

No, this way. It sucks.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Give me about. About how good Jamaica is. Jamaica is the dude. I really love it. I've been so many times. I'm going for my 12th time. Shannon, how many times you been to Jamaica at this point?

[Shannon]

My fourth time, I think.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's fun.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What do you like about. It's Daniel. What's his fun dumb name? Top Lobster.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm supposed to have a debate with Top because he went top Lobster. So we're supposed to debate Jamaica.

[Zach Amico]

Have you seen the beef, though? And you know Mersh. You know Mersh has been fighting with Top Lobster.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, has he been. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Now they're back.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Top Lobster.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You're a idiot.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Merce is hilarious. I freaking laugh at him. And I like him, but I'm just saying I laugh at his.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I like both those guys.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, of course I like Top.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Nice guy.

[Zach Amico]

Merce is so funny where he's like. Because they did a gig and I guess Top Lobster, that said that they were going to pay him something. They didn't get paid, but it was like. Like you said, it was kind of like a public debate kind of event. You know, like they did a live podcast or something, and so Merce kind of flamed him publicly and. But it all. I think. I think they. This all just happened, but I think they have mended the fences.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I got in a fight with Top Lobsters because he stole one of my jokes on Twitter. Yeah, I. Well, it was funny. Was. I do this ironic thing. Dalton and I like to this a lot where we'll be like, we'll see a picture of clowns. I'll be like, didn't know Congress was in town or something like that. And I posted that and Top Lobster posted like, the exact same thing right after me. But I think he was doing it sincerely. So anyway, I, like, put him on blast and.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I didn't know.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I didn't know. He's like a figure in, like, the comedy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No tops the man. No, no, he's. He actually, when we were doing our Merch company, he was a partner in the merch company.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I've heard he's one of the top lobsters.

[Zach Amico]

He's online. He's provocative.

[Luis J. Gomez]

So, you know, Top Lops is the man.

[Robbie Goodwin]

He does cracks.

[Luis J. Gomez]

But we're. We're going to do. You were supposed to do a debate on whether or not Jamaica is a good place to go on vacation. And I think we'll do. We'll do it on the. The Lewison's actual at one point.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's fun.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We're about to wrap this one up, though. This has been fun.

[Zach Amico]

This has been a blast.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I just want to say the man.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, man, you've always been so gracious to me, and I want to shout out Sam Hyde. Sam Hyde gave me a shout out last time he was on Skanks, and Sam's the man. Everybody go watch Fish Sam rules and his new show is coming out, so I just want to shout out, I always appreciate you, Lewis, for showing me love. And Zach, it's such a pleasure to meet you.

[David Lucas]

Great meeting you, Robbie.

[Zach Amico]

I wish we could have fought or something. I was hoping that there would be, you know, some heat.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, why? Because of my.

[Zach Amico]

What?

[Robbie Goodwin]

What What?

[Zach Amico]

Aren't you lib tarted or something?

[Robbie Goodwin]

I am, I am, I am.

[Zach Amico]

I know.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I want clinically diagnosed with lib tardation.

[Zach Amico]

Well, and that's a, you know, hard.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Hey, man, step into the arena of ideas and we'll. I don't know, we'll do a debate.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, we do need a debate. But like I said, thank you, Robbie. It was a pleasure. And, guys, hey, you obviously have a lot of viewers. This place is first class. I've been to a lot of studios. It would be an honor. The people that work here, everybody's nice. I mean, this place is badass. And I'm not just saying that to kiss ass.

[Robbie Goodwin]

It is cool.

[Zach Amico]

Legitimately badass.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Alex, you're the fucking man, dude. Thank you, Robbie. We'll be back on Wednesday. We got David Lucas, Dave Temple coming on. Two Daves, both black. Let's go.

[Zach Amico]

I'll be with David today. I'm meeting up with David.

[Luis J. Gomez]

All right. You guys are the. Thanks for watching. We appreciate you guys. Go subscribe to Gas Digital. We're out.