0039. David Lucas and Dave Temple

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Luis and Zac Show – Episode 0039: David Lucas and Dave Temple

Host/Authors: GaS Digital Network
Release Date: February 23, 2025
Guests: David Lucas and Dave Temple

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1. Introduction and Guest Welcome [00:01 – 04:35]

The episode kicks off with the hosts, Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico, in their signature high-energy style. Luis humorously recounts spilling a Diet Coke before the show starts, setting a chaotic and comedic tone for the episode.

Notable Quote:

• Luis J. Gomez [00:17]: “Not a great start. I'm looking at it, just fucking seeping toward me. It's wild. It's wild. This is crazy.”

The hosts warmly welcome their longtime guests, David Lucas and Dave Temple, emphasizing the rarity of having two black guests named Dave on the show. They engage in playful banter about names and preferences, establishing a relaxed and humorous atmosphere.

Notable Quote:

• Zach Kimiko [02:51]: “You're our cousin. That's what I consider all the whole crew.”

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2. Airline Safety and Flight Incidents [10:16 – 15:34]

The conversation shifts to recent flight incidents, notably a Delta flight that flipped during landing in Toronto. The hosts and guests discuss the event's details, including the number of injuries and possible causes like high winds and icy conditions.

Notable Quote:

• Luis J. Gomez [11:15]: “But I don't understand how people don't grab other people's at the airport. How do you not get your bag stolen every time?”

They delve into broader airline safety issues, expressing skepticism about Spirit Airlines' safety and sharing personal experiences with various airlines like United and Delta. The discussion highlights frustrations with flight delays, baggage handling, and the overall reliability of different carriers.

Notable Quote:

• David Lucas [15:18]: “They're making that a law in Europe too.”

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3. Slavery Sketch Comedy Bit [32:36 – 40:35]

A comedic sketch on slavery auctions unfolds, showcasing the hosts' improvisational talents and dark humor. They satirize the historical inhumanity of slavery with exaggerated scenarios, poking fun at the absurdity of the system.

Notable Quote:

• Luis J. Gomez [38:43]: “I'm straight up.”
• Dave Temple [39:22]: “Anybody would buy him, I'd buy that dude.”

The sketch serves as both comedic relief and a provocative commentary, pushing the boundaries of acceptable humor while engaging the audience with its rawness.

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4. AI Girlfriends and Technology [27:32 – 43:59]

The hosts introduce a segment on artificial intelligence, specifically focusing on AI girlfriends created through services like Replica. They explore the ethical implications and personal experiences of interacting with AI companions, discussing whether such interactions encourage or mitigate negative behaviors.

Notable Quote:

• Luis J. Gomez [28:03]: “There's no victims here. This is not a bad thing at all.”
• Zach Kimiko [43:34]: “Shut up.”

Luis shares a humorous anecdote about arguing with ChatGPT over personal details, highlighting the limitations and frustrations of current AI technology.

Notable Quote:

• Luis J. Gomez [29:22]: “But I just feel like beta males did exist back then, and beta was going to conspire to get rid of the alpha.”

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5. Fishing Experiences and Stories [50:00 – 56:47]

The discussion shifts to fishing, with Zac and Luis sharing their favorite fishing spots and techniques. They recount memorable fishing trips, debating the existence of certain fish species like rainbow trout in Florida and discussing the introduction of invasive species like peacock bass.

Notable Quote:

• Zach Kimiko [54:26]: “What's going on?”
• Louis J. Gomez [56:37]: “We had tuna fishing without reels. It was literally rope attached to two giant poles.”

The guests exchange tips and humorous stories about unconventional fishing methods and the challenges of catching specific types of fish in different environments.

Notable Quote:

• Zach Kimiko [56:56]: “They introduced peacock bass from Brazil in the 70s or 80s to control the cichlid population.”

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6. Fighting and Self-Defense Discussions [67:01 – 75:14]

A segment dedicated to physical combat and self-defense sees the hosts and guests discussing their experiences with fighting, martial arts, and personal safety. They debate the effectiveness of different fighting styles, share personal stories of being choked out in wrestling, and reflect on the importance of self-awareness in combat situations.

Notable Quote:

• Luis J. Gomez [69:51]: “Guys don't want to admit that they're bad drivers. Guys don't want to.”

The conversation touches on topics like the psychological impact of learning to fight, the discrepancy between perceived and actual fighting abilities, and the challenges of maintaining composure during physical confrontations.

Notable Quote:

• David Lucas [74:33]: “You just wake up, you don't know where the fuck you at.”

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7. Car Experiences and Driving Anecdotes [65:11 – 74:57]

The hosts delve into their automotive experiences, sharing stories about purchasing and maintaining cars, dealing with insurance, and navigating traffic frustrations. Luis discusses his struggles with driving a luxury car and the high costs associated with insurance and repairs, while Zac offers advice on purchasing and maintaining vehicles.

Notable Quote:

• Luis J. Gomez [66:10]: “I'm letting you know. Hold on. But maybe it wasn't rainbow trout. What did me and Aaron Berg fish for?”

The dialogue includes humorous takes on car dealerships, insurance premiums, and the practicalities of owning versus leasing luxury vehicles.

Notable Quote:

• Zach Kimiko [73:58]: “Did you ever hear that Eddie Griffin joke where Eddie was talking about that?”

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8. Closing Remarks and Plugs [75:14 – End]

As the episode winds down, the hosts and guests promote their respective shows and tours, encouraging listeners to subscribe, attend live events, and support their endeavors. They exchange final jokes and anecdotes, maintaining the lively and engaging atmosphere until the very end.

Notable Quote:

• Zach Kimiko [75:14]: “We should do another hour.”

The episode concludes with reminders about upcoming events, special tapings, and ongoing projects, ensuring listeners are informed and entertained.

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Conclusion

Episode 0039 of The Luis and Zac Show delivers a blend of unfiltered comedy, engaging discussions on contemporary issues like airline safety and AI technology, and entertaining personal stories from hosts and guests. David Lucas and Dave Temple contribute significantly to the episode's dynamic, offering their unique perspectives and humor. The episode encapsulates the show's essence—a wild, unapologetic rollercoaster of laughter, insights, and candid conversations.

Final Notable Quote:

• Luis J. Gomez [75:29]: “Thank you very much, my brother. We will check you guys on Friday with another exclusive show right here on the Gas Digital Network.”

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This summary encapsulates the key points and lively interactions from the episode, providing a comprehensive overview for those who haven't had the chance to listen.

Transcript

[Louis J. Gomez]

Fill her up.

[Zach Kimiko]

You're listening to the GAS Digital Network.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You know what time it is? They say life a bit tight at night.

[Zach Kimiko]

Boy, we diving in.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We got Zakamiko, red dot, head shot.

[Zach Kimiko]

Eat a sniper.

[Louis J. Gomez]

The Puerto Rican point guard striking like a viper. And it came to attack, spilling crack on the track. Shannon, we need napkins right away. David Lucas dropped the Diet Coke before we start. Now it's going into the holes. We need lots of napkins. Lots of napkins. Not great. Not a great start. I'm looking at it, just fucking seeping toward me. It's wild. It's wild. This is crazy. This is a crazy way to be. And by the way, I do this a lot on my shows. I spill things. And now I understand.

[David Lucas]

See how jarring it is?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Now I understand why everyone's like Louis again. Really?

[David Lucas]

Yeah, like the way everyone looks.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He.

[David Lucas]

Like, you're a grown man.

[Zach Kimiko]

This is crazy. But it's still going.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Sip it. Sip it. Obviously, it's frozen. That's why I'm. It was frozen and shaken up, and it's not a good. Not a good combination. I sometimes go into my Trump impression by accident.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's not good.

[Zach Kimiko]

I like it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's not bad.

[Zach Kimiko]

Damn.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Welcome David Lucas to the show.

[Zach Kimiko]

I miss y'all. Ain't been here in, like, two years.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's been a hot minute. Yeah, we gotta get it. Let me see that napkin. You gotta get it in the. The crevasses. There we go. There we go. Welcome to the show. I'm the Puerto Rican rattlesnake, Lucia Gomez. He is the international superstar Zach Kimiko. What's up, kid?

[David Lucas]

Feeling good, baby.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Feeling good, too. It's all good. You know, sometimes things happen. It's not a big deal. This is a Wednesday show. Full disclosure, we're pre taping. Today's Wednesday. No, today's Tuesday, but we're pre taping for tomorrow. This one comes out tomorrow on Gas Digital Friday or Saturday. Everywhere else.

[David Lucas]

Lou's gonna be on an airplane.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, we'll be on an airplane tomorrow. But I'm very excited to have our guests in Studio 2. Black guys named Dave. I mean, how often does that happen? Almost never.

[David Lucas]

Black guy's name Dave.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Black guy's name Dave. Happens, but on the show.

[Zach Kimiko]

Well, my name's David. His name is Dave.

[Louis J. Gomez]

All right, that's true. Technically, you never go by Dave.

[Zach Kimiko]

Nah, I hate that. You hate Dave because my real name is David. It's not Dave.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, okay. I hate when people ask me, do I have A preference. And I didn't know.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Is your real name David?

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I didn't know people were really always like, do you care? I'm like, no.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah, I'm just. Throw this away.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Shannon, can we get some trash for David Lucas, please?

[Zach Kimiko]

It's just a trash game.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, he's. He's used more. I don't know why. I'm so. I'll go to a thousand dollar dinner, but when I see people wasting napkins, I'm like, yo, what's going on here? I do my son. I tell my son to cut the paper towels in half. And I'm like, whatever it is, I'm just cheap about certain things and paper towels is one of them.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah. I'm like, I don't like. Yeah, like I'll go buy an expensive pair of shoes to go to dinner.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

But like, if, if, if I need a small purchase, I'm very cheap.

[Louis J. Gomez]

My sister ordered a three dollar movie on Amazon. I'm like, what the is wrong with you? You're not gonna ask me? I. I mean, I'll spend so much money on horseshit. But whatever it is, there's certain things. I think it's just like the poor person mentality. Go back to when you go to a nice dinner. You're like, I'm supposed to spend 500 on this dinner. Right. But when somebody uses a Ziploc bag and one time and there's nothing in it, I'm like, reuse that bag.

[Dave Temple]

Absolutely.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'll reuse Ziploc bags. I swear to God.

[Zach Kimiko]

The rattlesnake.

[Dave Temple]

You know what I'm saying?

[Louis J. Gomez]

The great David Lucas joins the show. It's been a minute. You haven't been on the Lewis and Zach. She's been on Realized podcast, but not Lewis and Zach. Right.

[Zach Kimiko]

And I've been on the Skanks. Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Lewis and Zach. It's a whole new vibe here.

[Zach Kimiko]

I love, I love the y'all got going on.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I appreciate that, man.

[Zach Kimiko]

Gas Digital, shout out to y'all.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You're our. You're our cousin. That's what I, I consider all the whole crew. Kill Tony. Like our cousins. I call you guys west coast still because I don't respect Austin, but you guys are. You guys are more west coast cousins. Also, the great Dave Temple from no need for Apologies right here on the guys Network. Back on the kid.

[Dave Temple]

Thank you for having me back.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm excited. What a day. What a day, folks. We have a lot to talk about. It's gonna be great getting a Couple pods in. Got to go to Los Angeles to do the Comedy Store. We're doing Story wars at the Comedy Store. I think there's a handful. Maybe by the time this comes out, there probably won't be any tickets left. There was 17 tickets, I believe, as of this morning.

[Zach Kimiko]

I'll sell them that whole out, baby.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

Story Wars. What is that?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Story Wars. It's a party. It's like a game show where you submit stories. We got to get you on that one next time you're in town if we're for filming it.

[Zach Kimiko]

Okay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You submit stories and you got to guess whose story it is. Kind of like two truth, a lie. But everyone, it's all true stories.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah, my videographer was telling me about that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah. Hell yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

I think he, y'all put it on podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he listened to it. He didn't know y'all did it live.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. We do it live in front of an audience. And yeah, it's a great show. So, yeah, come out if you guys are in the Los Angeles area. Also, if you guys are watching this on YouTube or iTunes or anywhere else, you should know that we do an uncensored and ad free version of the show on gas digital.com, the only platform of its kind in the world. You can't do podcasts anymore the way you want to do them. People got to edit them up. For YouTube, you got to edit them up. You got to take out all the fun words that you're not allowed to say in order to get them played anywhere. Not on Gas. If you love this show, go subscribe to Gas Digital. You get pre release on all the episodes. We do a bonus Friday episode. You get access to the raises, live chat and many other member benefits uncensored, ad free. Go support the Lewis and Zachary. Use that promo code, Laz, and get a discount membership.

[Dave Temple]

It's like the biggest benefit, right? The racist live chat, the race live.

[Louis J. Gomez]

People love the live chat.

[Dave Temple]

Whatever you want in the comments.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They don't give a shit. I mean, I, I, I'll, I don't block people, but I'll time them out. Yeah, we never, we've never blocked anybody, but I will time them the fuck out if they get a little too rowdy.

[Dave Temple]

I'm more so impressed by the people's commitment to be. All week long, there's people that are.

[Louis J. Gomez]

There every show and then they claim to hate it. They claim to hate the network. They're like, I hate every show on the network. They're there every single show. To say that. Pretty wild. Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

That's what I like about Lewis, bro. You got that. Isn't it so. Isn't it so fun having, like, that untamed audience that is borderline racist or says. Or they'll say, like, no, no.

[David Lucas]

Our audience stands at the border to be racist.

[Zach Kimiko]

But, like, I love coming up through Kill to and having an unconventional audience.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. They're not. They're not normal people.

[Zach Kimiko]

Right. It doesn't limit you to what you can say, and I enjoy that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You can say whatever the you want. Yeah. That's the best part.

[Zach Kimiko]

Words, bro.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's worse doing. Especially because we've been grandfathered into doing a lot of this. Right. So we were saying this before people were saying any of that. You know, there's a lot of people now. You go on Twitter, everyone's saying everything. It's safe now. You can say whatever the you want. Elon took over. You could write the N word. You could say all this. Right. But you. But we were saying that when it was dangerous, the legion of skanks killed Tony. We were out there saying wild when you weren't supposed to say wild. Where people are like, what the. But. Yeah, I love it. I love the audience.

[Zach Kimiko]

You guys, why didn't y'all record Monday?

[Louis J. Gomez]

We didn't record because Big J's in Austin.

[Zach Kimiko]

Okay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He's doing Kill Tony, actually.

[Zach Kimiko]

Oh, hell, yeah. I was. I was excited. I was like, oh, I'm in New York. I can go.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I know, I know. We would have had you on, too. But next time, for sure, you're in the. Listen, Zach show. This is the real. This is the morning show. This is the show that. This what makes or breaks people. This show.

[Zach Kimiko]

What make y'all have a podcast so early? I was thinking that as I was on the way, I'm like, lewis is borderline degenerate.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

Why does he have a.

[Louis J. Gomez]

First of all, I get up at 6 in the morning, 6:30 every single day. I was at the gym at 7, 6:50 this morning, I was at the gym.

[Zach Kimiko]

Oh, good. You look good.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Thanks, man. Yeah, I'm trying, man. But, yeah, I get up early every day, and I think. So this show is kind of a throwback to morning radio. Opie and Anthony, Howard Stern.

[Dave Temple]

Well, you've also got kids, you know. Oh, you got a kid, but that makes you get up early, you know?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, well, he was. He was with his mom last night. So I get up early anyway. I wake up before him. I go to bed before him. I go to bed 10 o'clock every night I'm in bed 11 at the latest.

[David Lucas]

When Hispanic guys hit about 38 to 40, they become old white men. They go to bed early, they choose a path.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I make sure there's no Spanish.

[David Lucas]

Or they go white.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Then I go to bed and that's that.

[Zach Kimiko]

I'd be forgetting you, Puerto Rican, bro.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I know because I act like a cracker.

[Zach Kimiko]

So how did you feel?

[David Lucas]

Louis stands in his robe and just.

[Zach Kimiko]

No, he does. He does act like a white person.

[David Lucas]

So stands in his robe with a coffee and just looks at his lawn.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I love it.

[David Lucas]

And just surveyed.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Dude. In the summertime, I literally got in my backyard and I just. I put my hands on my hips, I look at the pool. Yeah, looks good, Looks clear. I just look at the pool.

[Zach Kimiko]

So how'd your Puerto Rican family feel about what Tony said? They care.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They didn't give a. A couple of my cousins were saying some, but they were the retarded ones. So.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah, nobody.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Nobody gave a. Nobody.

[Zach Kimiko]

Nobody.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Nobody really gave a. There was like. There was a select. There was some older people, I think, that don't get it. But, yeah, nobody was fucking. Nobody was freaking out about nobody. Here's the thing. People have real problems. Puerto Ricans have real problems, but not.

[Dave Temple]

Anymore because they're online complaining.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Who, Puerto Ricans?

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, that's how you know they're doing well.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, yeah, exactly. If they're online complaining, you're like, all right, you fuck. You're doing well enough that this bothers you. It's insane. And you have my cousins, the Gomez family. A lot of them still live in Patterson, New Jersey, which is one of the most dangerous places in the fucking world to live. They have crippling drug addictions. They're not worried about some fucking white comedian making jokes on the Internet.

[Dave Temple]

I had a clip talking about that, about the Puerto Ricans that I grew up with in Philly. And boy, did I take a beating online. They're like, what the fuck kind of Puerto Ricans are he talking about? And I'm like, yeah, talk to your uncle.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, brown people in general. The reason that, like, the best audience members, when I go out and I perform stand up, obviously the skanks audience is great and the people that come see me are great. But very often the best audience members in the crowd are just random blacks and Latinos that are in the crowd because they don't give a fuck. They want to laugh at fucked up shit. They have too many problems to be bothered by words. Being bothered by words is A sign of privilege, right? Period.

[Zach Kimiko]

You're too rich.

[Dave Temple]

You're too richest thing you're gonna hear from a black dude. Yo, this crazy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, exactly. It's like, oh, he said that. Dude, there was a great video. It's a. It's a. It was in the Legion of Skanks Facebook group. It's a young black kid telling racist jokes to his mom. Try to find that if you can. Dude, it was so fucking funny. He's saying the most fucked up racist jokes to his mom. And it's just. Her reaction is fucking gold. If you find that. Shannon. Also Shannon, what are we up against today?

[Shannon]

So in 1878, Columbus built a metal gate. No. Thomas Edison patented the first phonograph. So audio recording device.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's like. That's like FaceTime, right?

[Shannon]

Close.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I can show you what it looks.

[David Lucas]

Like in 1878 and was the first recording. Mary had a Little Lamb.

[Shannon]

I didn't go that far. I'll look. I'll look after this. But this is what it looked like.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Cool. Looks like something you measure. Cocaine. It's a coke scale.

[Zach Kimiko]

This look crazy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

All right, well, I think that's not too hard to beat you in. We're going to have a way better already. The show has been better than the phonograph. Fuck the phonograph. How long did that.

[David Lucas]

This is. That's such a big thing to be. We're on a recorded medium, Zach. You didn't get my name right. You call me Dak.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Dak. Don't fuck with me today.

[David Lucas]

Did you just try to say, damn it, Zach.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And it came out that, you know, it's. It's an early show. Look, we have a lot to talk about today. I'm very excited about. First of all, this Delta flight, it flipped over during landing. I haven't really. I just saw it peripherally. I saw somebody making a comment about it. I was like, let me save it for the show. I want to find out about it now. Shannon, what happened with this Delta flight? It was in Toronto.

[Shannon]

Yes, it was landing in Toronto. They're still. They're still investigating exactly what happened. I have a video here to take a peek if you want to see.

[Louis J. Gomez]

The video of it actually happening.

[Shannon]

Yes.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Let's see. Good job, Shannon.

[Shannon]

Just kidding.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, it crashed and then it rolled. Oh, then it rolled. Dude, if I. I see that. I'm thinking everyone on.

[Dave Temple]

Yes.

[Louis J. Gomez]

The plane is dead.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

How does that look?

[Dave Temple]

Didn't it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's also the problem with AI. It's like everything you're like, is that AI, right? Like, is this. Is this kitten really singing, don't you want me, baby? Or is this AI?

[Dave Temple]

Is this baby really fighting this chicken?

[Louis J. Gomez]

This must be AI, bro.

[Zach Kimiko]

It's seeming like the safest airline is Spirit.

[Dave Temple]

I was just about to say the same thing, bro. Like, yo, fuck it, if you don't.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Mind getting beat up by the employees, that's fine. But that's not the Spirit.

[Zach Kimiko]

Planes don't crash.

[Dave Temple]

They don't. And remember when they had the weird thing, everyone's system went down?

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Spirit was the only one that didn't go down because they never upgraded their payment processing system. They're still on, like, some old technology.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Nobody died, right, Shannon? I heard that. Only a couple critical injuries.

[Shannon]

Yep. Nobody died. Eighteen people were injured. Three critical injuries. And what they're saying, what they think it is, was that there were high winds as it was landing, possibly icy, but they're still investigating it. I have another video closer up as they're evacuating people.

[Zach Kimiko]

So is it. Is it. Oh, that's crazy. There's actually a video on Instagram floating around with them helping people get out.

[Shannon]

Yeah, I have that one, too.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Let's see.

[Dave Temple]

I think it's. I think it's.

[Zach Kimiko]

You saw that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Just so you know, I never. I never wear my seatbelt on a flight. They say put it on.

[Dave Temple]

You always lie.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I would. I was do this. I know.

[Zach Kimiko]

You would have been the one to get that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I would have broken my. It would have flipped upside down.

[Dave Temple]

Wait, who are you flying this week? What are you flying to la?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I always fly United.

[Dave Temple]

United.

[David Lucas]

Okay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I always fly United because there's a United hub out of Newark Airport. Oh, that's Premiere One.

[David Lucas]

Is it Newark or LaGuardia that has the hilarious Spirit terminal?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No. I don't know.

[Dave Temple]

Probably LaGuardia.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Chickens running around.

[David Lucas]

It's literally a different. It's like you go to a different airport.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[David Lucas]

And it literally just looks like a bus station.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, it's just Jamaicans doing that. Slam dancing on white chicks. Yeah.

[David Lucas]

Fucking hilarious.

[Dave Temple]

I can see that, though, because they put them all together, it'll be like Frontier, Spirit, Southwest, all in one.

[David Lucas]

Is it connected to any other airline? And it's like a different terminal. I think it's the new LaGuardia.

[Zach Kimiko]

That's how Frontier is at the Austin airport. Like, the rest of the airlines are at 1. Then you got to go, like, 10 minutes behind to get to, like, Frontier.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's a lot.

[Dave Temple]

I might switch over to Delta now. I'm a Jersey guy, but I mean, United. Excuse me, United. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

I'm a Delta guy.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, I've been air.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Delta's a good airline. I don't know, I. United. Look, I don't know what the fuck. Really.

[Zach Kimiko]

I've never had delays on Delta.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I, I've had plenty of delays, but once you get those points. Fuck that.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And United I get, I get pre boarding.

[Dave Temple]

Right.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They're like fucking babies. Retards. Lewis.

[Zach Kimiko]

Go.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He gets to go. And then I'm fucking on. I love it.

[Zach Kimiko]

I love the lounge.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. United Lounge.

[Dave Temple]

But they're like, they were like the first ones to have it before Delta did it. It is like old school Wall street guys and shit like that. You know what I mean?

[Zach Kimiko]

If Delta doesn't fly to a city, I legit will fly to the closest city and rent a car and drive.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Really? You won't even get a different.

[Zach Kimiko]

I mean, bro, I've just been fucked over by Americans so many times. Like miss shows.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

They cancel the whole flight. But then Trump put something in where like if they cancel a flight now, they have to like pay you and put you up.

[Louis J. Gomez]

If you complain enough, you'll get a lot of shit. He's got to be willing to do it. Like right now I have a link in my email if I can go get more money from a recent United flight. I'm never gonna do it because I'm too adhd.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But I gotta. She had to remind me to do that.

[David Lucas]

They're making that a law in Europe too.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah. I knew it was something like. Yeah. So hopefully air travel gets better because I always fly to a city the day before just in case.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh no. I fly day of. I can never waste a day. But I care about my kids.

[Zach Kimiko]

I mean like that night, like Thursday.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Night, if I have a. I'm Wednesday, I'm. I'm landing at 3:30. I gotta show that night at 10. Really? I gotta show that night at 7:30.

[Zach Kimiko]

My kids don't live with me, so I can.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. My son's with me three days a week, but.

[Zach Kimiko]

Oh, that ain't much better.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You're right, it ain't better. Well, me and his mother aren't together, but, you know. What are you going to do?

[Zach Kimiko]

You still be fucking her though?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, no, I wish. She won't. She refuses.

[Zach Kimiko]

She white.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, she absolutely refuses.

[Zach Kimiko]

White girls when they stand still on something, they really mean that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

She really crack a black chick? Yeah. Puerto Rican. Check your fucking.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Over and over again.

[Zach Kimiko]

Even when she married?

[Louis J. Gomez]

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[David Lucas]

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[Louis J. Gomez]

It's a purest. It's the most potent CBD on the market. They help relieve comfort, stress, sleeplessness, anything you need. And we're gonna give you 30% off your first order. If you just Simply go to cornbreadhemp.com lazy and use the code LAZ at checkout, you're gonna get 30 off. Once again, that is cornbreadhemp.com laz and use that code LAZ and yeah, you'll save a little bit of cash on your Cornbread Hemp, CBD and THC gummies. All right, where were we? So. So what is it? What's going on here? Shane, a few people are hurt on this flight.

[Shannon]

Yeah, I have the. The video of them evacuating.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Let's see.

[Zach Kimiko]

I want to see him touch that booty. There you go. Yeah. Got the little, little groat.

[Dave Temple]

Don't take no video.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Somebody saying don't take no video. What do you mean? Don't tell.

[Zach Kimiko]

Okay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

This is the most interesting thing that's ever gonna happen in my life.

[Dave Temple]

Right? Right.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm not taking. I took a video of my hamburger last night. You think I'm not taking a video of this.

[Zach Kimiko]

I think we're too spoiled, bro. This look like a movie set.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It really does. It's wild. The fact that nobody died is borderline psychotic.

[Zach Kimiko]

And how did they turn upside down this? Kept his phone.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, right. Oh, my God.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah, as long as the plane wasn't on fire, I would have grabbed my.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh yeah, for sure.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah. I'm not lying. I would have.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But I don't understand how people don't grab other people's at the airport. How do you not get your bag stolen every time? You could walk right in. Yeah, right. You don't even know. You could be picking somebody up. Go to the. The part you could walk in three suitcases. Why don't homeless people just grab a few suitcases? This, if I, this, that would be my whole game if I was homeless.

[Zach Kimiko]

They checking in.

[Dave Temple]

The airport is pretty far from where homeless people.

[Zach Kimiko]

Chicago's the most atlant. Atlanta. You been to Atlanta airport? Yes, dude.

[Louis J. Gomez]

In Newark. In Newark, dude. You could walk up, just literally bags are coming out. Very often the bags get there before the people get there. Just grab whatever bags you want and leave.

[Dave Temple]

Or at least even if not off the conveyor belt. All of those leftover piled up ones. Of course, you know what I mean? Like. Yeah, no one's checking.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I would 100%. I mean, think about how much fun treasured you would find. Yeah, there's so many fun things. That's a great scam.

[Zach Kimiko]

But then you'll be on the news like that they. Them that work for bikes Hidden. Remember when he was still in suitcases?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, I don't remember that.

[David Lucas]

Yeah, it was like a bald alien person.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah, like that was supposed.

[David Lucas]

I don't know how to explain them.

[Zach Kimiko]

That was supposedly.

[David Lucas]

He was gray.

[Zach Kimiko]

He was supposedly working for the Biden administration.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I don't remember.

[David Lucas]

Yeah, yeah, they got arrested at multiple airports for stealing.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's a solid fucking scam.

[David Lucas]

And I think they said they had anxiety and would grab the wrong bag, but it sounded like they were clever.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, that's a beautiful thing, right as well, because we, we do a segment on the show called Scam that jewelry. And one of the, one of the, the major tenets of a good scam is if you get caught, you can get away with it. Just, you could talk yourself out of it. You can easily be like, oh my God, I thought that was my bag. That's somebody else's bag. Very easily talk out of it. You get caught just like, oh my God, there we go. That's that you run. Get the out of there.

[Dave Temple]

No, if you're homeless, they're gonna be like, I don't think you had a bag.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, but all you gotta do is get away with it. One time. New clothes. Now you're chilling.

[Dave Temple]

Now it's A whole fucking dress like a woman.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yes, but that's why I buy wild color suitcases. Yeah, like my current suitcase is neon orange.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that's.

[Zach Kimiko]

There's no. I don't see any other one.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, no, that's a good point. Mine is. I got a generic. I don't have nice luggage. I gotta get better luggage.

[Zach Kimiko]

How many you got a lot of suitcases.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I don't. I never check a bag. I literally. I'm very rarely once in a blue.

[Zach Kimiko]

Because you're small, bro. Us big need two suitcases for a weekend.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Zach doesn't check back.

[Zach Kimiko]

Really?

[Louis J. Gomez]

That all? Zach's stretchy.

[David Lucas]

Lewis bullied me out of tracking a bag.

[Zach Kimiko]

But you know, Tony Hitchcliffe is like that, bro. If you got to wait on a bag, he will legit leave you good. Like when I used to feature for him.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yes.

[Zach Kimiko]

He's like, you check the fucking bag.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

I'm like, yeah, bro.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[David Lucas]

Lewis bullied me out of it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I mean, granted, all of Tony's clothes would fit in the fucking.

[Zach Kimiko]

He's a small guy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

But wait, do you got wheels in your suitcase at least?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, of course.

[Dave Temple]

Okay. Okay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Sometimes you see people with a fucking whole big ass duffel bag.

[Dave Temple]

That's fucking Derek, man. Draped from head to toe in designer, just fucking carrying a duffel bag. That's psychotic. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

If I gotta run through an airport.

[Dave Temple]

Which very hard to force this man to get TSA PreCheck. It made no sense. He's standing in off white in the fucking regular turnstile.

[Zach Kimiko]

So you don't. You don't change shoes when you somewhere for a weekend?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Typically I'll bring one pair of sneakers, I bring one pair of running shoes and I bring one pair of slides.

[Zach Kimiko]

And it's all in the duffel.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So yeah, my bag is the one side. I'll have the sneakers, the slides, my toiletries. That's the part that zippers. And then the other side that you clip has all my clothes. And then I have a really deep book bag that has all my workout clothes, socks, underwear and all that.

[Zach Kimiko]

So no cologne. Cologne?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Come on, bro. You were cologne?

[Zach Kimiko]

Yes.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Stop it. Yeah, that's great. I have, I have. I have a jar of cologne, but.

[Zach Kimiko]

A jar.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's a jar.

[Zach Kimiko]

What kind of.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, it's open. It's a jar. It. No, I have one little thing calling that my ex girlfriend bought me that I've worn maybe three times in my life. Life. Yeah. I'm not. I'm not a. I'm not a guy who's trying to smell good, you know? You got some deodorant? Maybe a little.

[Zach Kimiko]

That's what happens when you smile. Like, I don't know about how I'm not small.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm huge. David, are you out of your mind? I'm jacked.

[Zach Kimiko]

I don't know about small. You look like a retired wrestler.

[David Lucas]

Ah, Lewis is deceptively big. If you're in a car with Lewis, no matter what seat you're in, he will hit you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm manspreading.

[David Lucas]

Yeah, he takes a lot of room.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah, you look like one of them wrestlers where, like, if you see him after they retire, you'd be like, yeah, I think he still got it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I could do it still. You know, my back's gone. I'm addicted to pills, but, you know, I'm still. Shannon, what is this other story about the. The flight passenger igniting a debate? We're talking flights right now as we do working people. Like, why do you guys always talk about airports? We spend our lives in airports. That's why. That's why. Get better at life and be you will be. We'd be more relatable to you if you guys were a little bit better and travel.

[Zach Kimiko]

We've had a plane incident every week since, like, December.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, there's been a lot of plans.

[Dave Temple]

Non stop.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Shannon, what is this story right here? Flight passenger ignites debate after being told to climb over seat meat for bathroom break. This is why I get the window every time, because I will. I'm. I'm in charge of who's getting up and down if I gotta go pee three times. Sorry, I don't give. If you're sleeping, I wake you up every time.

[Shannon]

So every time this is a person who is sitting in the window seat.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I need another coffee. Have Karen get me one and have her put a little bit of the keto brains in it, please.

[Shannon]

Okay, so. So the person sitting in the window seat, they had to pee. And so they asked the person in the middle, hey, sorry, I have to pee. Can I get out? And so they went to get up, but the person in the aisle seat did not get up. And they gestured for this person to, like, scoot through the gap between the person and the seat.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Is there a video of this?

[Shannon]

Not a video, no. It's a Reddit post.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Let me see what give me. Read the post to me, because I'm trying to understand this.

[Shannon]

So they. They kind of like, summarized it in this article, but it's basically saying, so what's the protocol when you need to get up of your seat. The travel. The traveler chronicled the dilemma and shared how they needed to exit the row in order to take a mid flight bathroom break. During the flight, I needed to get up for the restroom. I asked the man beside me if I could get out and he went to move. The middle seat passenger was ready to stand up without a fuss. But to the window seat traveler surprise, the aisle seat passenger didn't stand up and presented a surprising alternative. The man in the aisle looked over at me and he made a motion for me to go through the gap in front of me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

The gap. I mean, if they want to do that, I'm gonna fucking. I'm gonna grind my cock across your nose. I'm gonna purposefully, I'm gonna do it aggressively.

[David Lucas]

Shannon, is this article insinuating that it was a guy who wanted a girl to scooch over him?

[Shannon]

That's how I interpreted it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, it was a girl.

[Shannon]

That's how I'm interpreting it. They're not.

[David Lucas]

The needed was a guy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You didn't say that. This dude. I love it. Thank you. Karen. Her name is Karen. We. We hired Karen just to make you guys feel comfortable today.

[Zach Kimiko]

But then you got her bringing you coffee.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's right.

[Zach Kimiko]

With specific instructions. Talking about some keto brain. That don't make me feel better. Why you a make the other bring you coffee?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No. Well, you know, you need a white assistant? No, we pay her. She's. She's working voluntarily. Oh, where you found her at the Fields? No, no, she's awesome, cuz. Karen, that's her office assistant.

[Dave Temple]

She was a big fan of everything.

[Louis J. Gomez]

She's the best. Yeah, she's the best.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, she's coming to Jamaica with us.

[Dave Temple]

I heard.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

And she. Yeah, she recently was employee of the month, right?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yep.

[Zach Kimiko]

What y'all doing in Jamaica?

[Louis J. Gomez]

We're doing 18 of our producers losing Karen.

[David Lucas]

Probably.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We can't find her. She's in the kitch. We rented three villas. We're bringing our entire crew, all of our producers to Jamaica. We do a retreat. We do a retreat every year. Gas, digital, balling around, baby boy.

[Zach Kimiko]

Hey, can you text that to Tony real quick?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Texted Sony that we're bringing everybody. What's Tony doing?

[Zach Kimiko]

Tell them about the villa.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, Tony's paying everyone six figures, so.

[Zach Kimiko]

I mean. Yeah, true.

[Dave Temple]

On this plane seat thing though.

[Zach Kimiko]

All right.

[Dave Temple]

I had a situation where, you know the exit row, sometimes it's two seats instead of three, right. And it leaves like that space where it should be a third seat up against the window. We had the two. Me and my lady had the two seats, and somebody was getting up to go from the bathroom. Both the window and the middle seat kept deciding to get up and come around through the empty seat and walk in front of us instead of bugging their aisle mate to get out.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, that's crazy.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, right?

[Zach Kimiko]

What'd you do?

[Dave Temple]

Like, we're, like, pushing people in the butt. You know what I mean? Like, really making a fuss about it. But the stewardess told us, like, we can't do that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

How do you guys feel about people using the recliner on the plane? This is. This seems to be a much bigger.

[Dave Temple]

Debate than they took it away on a Delta Basic.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Really?

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. You got to be in comfort plus.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah, I fly comfort. Or at least get upgraded to the first.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I, I. But I mean, I will. I recline. Yeah, I have no problem with people reclining. You recline, I recline. That's why it's there.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

The best basic seats, I think, are on Alaskan. Yeah, y'all don't fly Alaskan.

[Dave Temple]

I had one and it get canceled, and I never did it again.

[Zach Kimiko]

The best, like base. It don't have a TV or anything, but the best base level seat is Alaska.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I've never. I don't remember ever using the tv. Maybe. Maybe really early in my flying career, but I just scroll.

[Zach Kimiko]

I just turn it on.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I just. I'm pissed. So T Mobile, Check this out. You get free. I don't know if it's with other airlines, but free hour. You get free. You get free WI Fi in general with T Mobile. And I was just using Kim Congdon's number for years. For the past, like, six years. I used her number. No, she didn't change it. They changed it. Where they text you now an approval code. So now I gotta. Literally, now she's gonna. If I hit it, it's gonna text her that somebody's trying to use her thing, so I can't use it anymore. I'm pissed.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, I'm pissed.

[Zach Kimiko]

That's why you should get Delta, bro. Free. Free WI fi.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Free WI Fi and all Delta, if you have.

[Dave Temple]

Is it for everybody.

[Zach Kimiko]

If you got the. The thing. As long as you got an account.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta. Yeah, you gotta have it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Shannon, what is this article? Lonely men are creating AI girlfriends and taking their violent anger out on them. I. There's no. There's no victims here. This is not a bad thing at all.

[David Lucas]

It's like beating your Tamagotchi to death.

[Shannon]

I Think it encourages bad behavior, but basically.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Shut up.

[Shannon]

It's. So the service is called Replica. It was initially created so that the founder could grieve the loss of her best friend who died in 2015. And now it's evolved to create these, like, fake girlfriends for guys. And this one particular user that they're talking about here says he's shitty to his sex bot. Just. Just as an experiment to see what happens if. He's very mean to it, to see if it changes.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm shitty to Chat GPT. Sometimes people give me and I, I. You hear people. It's like, no, I'm gonna be nice to it when the robots take over. No, no, that. Okay. ChatGPT will give you just straight up wrong facts sometimes.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And I'm like, don't you dare. I. I had a thing with it the other day. I got into a little mini argument with Chat gbt. I was like. I asked. I was like, who's my son's godfather? Who's Louis J. Gomez's godfather? And it was like, your godfather. His son's godfather is Dave Smith. I was like, no, it's not. Why are you telling me a wrong fact? I just wanted to see if it knew.

[Dave Temple]

Right, right.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That my son's godfather is Nate Bargazi. Multi billion dollar comedian Nate Bargazi. And then I was like, don't just make shit up, chatgpt. And then they're like, sorry, we won't do that again. Then I was like, who's Big J's daughter's godfather? It was like, dave Smith. I was like, you made it up again, you fucking cocksucker. They don't listen to me.

[Dave Temple]

I'd be terrified the. With that. Like, even those people that I see pushing the robots around and knocking them down. You see those shits? No, like the, the Tesla bots that people have them, but they, like, push them and knock them over.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You gotta. You gotta make him your slaves. Yeah, that's the whole point that I, I treat. I treat my robots like they're actual slaves.

[Dave Temple]

That's why I don't think I'd have been a good slave owner either. You know what I mean?

[David Lucas]

Because doing a podcast with two Robux.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You would have been a terrible slave owner. They would have been like, something is wrong here.

[Dave Temple]

Or just because I like. Or I probably tried to hire white slaves and I would.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I would have been an incredible slave owner. I would have taken them to Jamaica, done a little trip, make them feel good. You're gonna get better work out of them. You're gonna get better work out of your slaves if you treat them good. Well, and I believe there was good slave owners and you gotta. Them. Well, of course.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah. But I mean, here's the thing about slavery, bro. A lot of slave owners were not like the plantation that we saw on Django. Like, a lot of slave owners only owned. Had one, two, or three slaves. And they couldn't treat them like because they couldn't afford more. So they had to kind of, you know, treat them decently to get the.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Most out of them. Yeah, it's like how I use how I put premium gas in my car.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's like I want to make sure that I keep it running for years and years and years.

[Zach Kimiko]

I mean, you know, they take care of it. They try to make a depiction that every slave owner was like the large plantation with thousands of slaves, but that just wasn't possible.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that was very. It's probably very few. Those people were very wealthy if you had a large plantation.

[Dave Temple]

They also make it seem like every slave owner was successful.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You know, how many people own slaves? Like. Like, how many white people owned slaves? What year was. When did slavery end?

[Zach Kimiko]

18.

[Dave Temple]

For us to not get this.

[Zach Kimiko]

I don't need to.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Same year as a phonograph.

[Shannon]

1865.

[Zach Kimiko]

1865.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Slavery ended. Okay. So from. But then they didn't know how many people owned a slave in 1850. 50. Like, what percentage of white people own.

[Zach Kimiko]

Slaves or how many slaves were in.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, you have to think because you assume that it's. Is it only rich white people or were slaves. We're like affordable slaves.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah, but you probably got like, the slaves. If you didn't have a lot of.

[Dave Temple]

That was with the whole auction.

[Zach Kimiko]

You probably got like a slave that looked like me. That couldn't work that hard.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We do better than top paying top dollar for Dave Temple. This slave's got a smart mouth. Keep on making fun of you. I don't know. Whip the out of you.

[Dave Temple]

Or, you know, you slave keeps telling.

[David Lucas]

Me I look like a thing that's gay.

[Dave Temple]

Or you just got there late and all the good slaves are gone. You know what I mean? Just take what you can get.

[David Lucas]

That's why they showed up.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What percentage of people own.

[Zach Kimiko]

We got this for $75. You find out one of his legs is shorter than the other one.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And what was the average price of a slave?

[Shannon]

Okay, so here's.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And then I want you to do inflation, Shannon. By today's standards.

[Shannon]

All right, I don't have the price.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You can get it?

[Shannon]

Okay, so the. Let's see. The percentage this is in 1860 non slaveholders was 76.1%. 17.2% had 1 to 9 slaves. 6.6 had 10 to 99. And only 0.1% had over 100 slaves.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Wow.

[David Lucas]

Oh, so when somebody had a lot of slaves, it's like when we see like Jay Leno's garage.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Wow.

[David Lucas]

This guy's doing good.

[Dave Temple]

You're not even using all them, are you? Huh?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Who the hell are you texting? Dave, you keep on going back to your phone.

[Zach Kimiko]

What's going on?

[Louis J. Gomez]

What's happening over here? Who is more important than us right now? One hour of your life.

[Zach Kimiko]

We talked about something. That's gonna make me add something to my slavery bit.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Okay, all right. If you're right now, no problem.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I was like. Because I'm like, that's a good idea to dive into that. Every slave wasn't the top specimen. You had to get some short fat.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Slaves, Some shitty ass slaves. Yeah, the gas digital slaves. Okay, so pricing average price of a slave.

[Shannon]

Okay, so in the 1800s, a prime field hand.

[Louis J. Gomez]

A prime field hand.

[Shannon]

Is that what Dave temple cost? Around $400. Today that would be 15,000, 250.

[Dave Temple]

That's about what I thought.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's a lot of money. That's a used Mustang right there. That's a 2000.

[Zach Kimiko]

Where their payment plans.

[Dave Temple]

Mustang.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Mustang.

[Zach Kimiko]

So I want to know how much did they get?

[David Lucas]

Four days is an Audi.

[Zach Kimiko]

How much did they get them from? From Africa?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, yeah, some of them were bought from like other African tribes. I think they just captured some though.

[Zach Kimiko]

No, no, because how can you capture something that's in a country you're not from?

[Dave Temple]

From the guy that's mad cause he's fucking all the bitches.

[David Lucas]

No, bro, no, I think there were. Yeah, they were Africans, slaves.

[Zach Kimiko]

They were spoils of war. They were. They were. So that's what I'd be thinking.

[Louis J. Gomez]

All of them though. Or do you think there was just some fucking.

[Zach Kimiko]

I don't think.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Dope ass. Dope ass white people that showed up?

[Zach Kimiko]

No, nigga, they don't even spe.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They threw a chicken wing on the floor, was attached to a string holding the boat.

[Zach Kimiko]

Bro, can you go to Miami right now and capture 10 black people? No.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Right now? No. I mean, they're very fit and fast.

[Zach Kimiko]

You don't think they were fit and fast in Africa?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Maybe. I don't know.

[Dave Temple]

I mean, you seen how they got him in roots, right?

[Zach Kimiko]

I've Never watched Roots. I refuse to. Roots.

[Dave Temple]

He was out trying to make. He was out trying to get skin for a drum, and he winded it off by himself. He took bad advice and they cornered him with the nets, and it was.

[Louis J. Gomez]

A white person threw a net over him.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, but there was a few of them on horses.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Shannon, the guy answers here. Shannon.

[Zach Kimiko]

This was in Africa. Were worse. Were horses even introduced to Africa at that time?

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, horses were everywhere.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah, there's no horses in Africa right now.

[Dave Temple]

You don't know that.

[Zach Kimiko]

That's crazy.

[Dave Temple]

That is a crazy thing.

[Zach Kimiko]

I've been to Africa.

[Dave Temple]

You've been to all of Africa.

[Zach Kimiko]

Well, I've been to two.

[Louis J. Gomez]

There must be. There must be horses.

[Dave Temple]

I highly doubt you were in.

[Louis J. Gomez]

There are horses in Africa hordes. What? What? What percentage?

[David Lucas]

Because there's Arabian horses, right? So will there be Egyptian horses up top?

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah, up top. Stop. But slaves weren't coming from there.

[David Lucas]

I'm just saying. That's still Africa.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

All right, let's take a quick moment and thank Mando for supporting today's show. I need some mando right now. Dude, I'm sweating my ass off in the studio.

[David Lucas]

You're so. Yeah, you got a little sheen to you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

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[David Lucas]

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[Louis J. Gomez]

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[Shannon]

So I don't have the percentage, but I have that. Most slaves were captured during surprise attacks on villages or as prisoners of war between. Between African tribes. Many African leaders participated in the slave trade by capturing people from rival groups and selling them to.

[Louis J. Gomez]

She's reading this on Grok right now.

[Zach Kimiko]

So when you. When you think about that, right, that these were caught from tribes from other African tribe leaders, you gotta also think like, the Africans were scamming the whites because you're not capturing the best of the best.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, of the other tribe, probably. Or do you think, did they enslave their own people?

[Zach Kimiko]

You ever seen Apocalypto?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No.

[Zach Kimiko]

Okay. You should go watch that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I should. You should watch Roots.

[Zach Kimiko]

No, I refuse. I don't want to be mad at white people. My grandmother's white. I don't want that. No, but. But when you think about it, like, okay, one powerful African tribe. Those are probably the top specimen.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

They were going to take over either smaller tribes or less physical tribes. Right. So you were not getting the cream of the crop.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That is true. That's a great point.

[Dave Temple]

But I just feel like beta males did exist back then, and beta was going to conspire to get rid of the alpha.

[Zach Kimiko]

You can still have a nice. You can still have. You know, you can still be, like, stocky, but your. Your mentality.

[Dave Temple]

Like, did you ever hear that Eddie Griffin joke where Eddie was talking about that? He was like, oh, you don't want me. I'm old. You want more?

[Louis J. Gomez]

There's a great. There's a great Kid and Peel slavery sketch. You guys ever see that one?

[Zach Kimiko]

No, sir.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's pretty great where they. They get offended that they're not getting chosen. Shannon P. Pull that up. Pull up the Key and Peel sketch.

[Zach Kimiko]

That's actually funny as Peel.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Honestly, not for nothing, I think they actually had a higher percentage rate than Chappelle show in terms of great sketches but different time.

[Zach Kimiko]

Right?

[Dave Temple]

But there was also, like, different time seasons of Key and Peel, man.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, dude, there.

[David Lucas]

I. I think what. L. I agree with Lou saying the episode has more bangers.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Lucas]

Per episode has usually one great sketch and a couple okays.

[Louis J. Gomez]

God, this is the slavery one. It's so funny. All right, y'all, gather round. Gather round.

[Zach Kimiko]

Welcome. Savannah was a huge, beautiful, and blessed.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Day for an auction. All right, y'all get on up there, put that whip down and see what happens.

[Zach Kimiko]

I'm straight up.

[Dave Temple]

I don't care what plantation I end up on.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm straight staging a revolt in this mother.

[Dave Temple]

Hells yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We have lot A, lot B and Lot C. $3 on Lot A. $4. 5. $5 going once, twice, three times. Sold.

[Zach Kimiko]

Lot A goes to the man in the black. I mean, good. Yeah, I'm glad I didn't get sold, cuz I don't want to be owned.

[David Lucas]

By another human being.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Whoever buys me, they better kill me the first day or I'm going go buck wild on the whole operation. Next one. Get up on up there now.

[Zach Kimiko]

Oh, this.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Okay, $6 online. They're making six bigger.

[Dave Temple]

$9 going wall.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Once, twice, three times.

[Zach Kimiko]

Sold.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That guy's huge, massive individual. That's two of me.

[Dave Temple]

Anybody would buy him, I'd buy that dude.

[Louis J. Gomez]

My question is, how did they catch him? Next. Okay, $2 on Lonnie. $2 going once, twice, three times. Sold. See, now that surprises me. Interesting to say the least.

[David Lucas]

Well, it just seems like at a.

[Dave Temple]

Certain point, it's like, do they even know what they're looking for?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Like, the whole criteria seems a little inconsistent.

[Dave Temple]

I mean, at the same point, I.

[Zach Kimiko]

Want to be online.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Can a brother get on Lot 8?

[Zach Kimiko]

Next.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Here we go.

[Dave Temple]

They also sound like, like comics. Looking at the. Netflix is a joke.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Going once, twice, three times, whole.

[Dave Temple]

How does that.

[David Lucas]

Not true?

[Louis J. Gomez]

All right, we got a chance. That's fucking great. Great sketch.

[Zach Kimiko]

So, yeah, that's all I was saying. Like, you. Could you really be getting the cream of the crop?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Probably not. You're right. You're right, it's.

[David Lucas]

Yeah, because if they're. If they're the highest, then they're the ones winning the war.

[Dave Temple]

That's why they treat us that way. I mean, Africans are way stronger and bigger than us. You know what I mean?

[Louis J. Gomez]

You think Africans are way stronger or bigger than.

[Zach Kimiko]

Damn right.

[Dave Temple]

We've had this argument on this thing where you guys told me that I was nowhere near as in shape as Godfrey and Godfrey.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, Godfrey is a specimen women.

[Dave Temple]

He's African.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Godfrey, I mean.

[Zach Kimiko]

And that's probably average over there.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You know, Godfrey's jacked.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, he's like baby of his family.

[Zach Kimiko]

But I'm saying, like, he's probably.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But you were trying to say you were as jacked as Godfrey was psychotic. It wasn't even a commentary on Godfrey. Also, I. I mean, God, is Godfrey first generation African? No, he's Yeah, I think his dad was straight up African.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

Hold on. Let's see.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Are you writing another joke now? He's just lying. He's just.

[Dave Temple]

Godfrey, were you born here?

[Louis J. Gomez]

All right, so, Shannon, these lonely men are. Are creating AI girlfriends, taking their violent anger on. Is there any more to that story?

[Shannon]

This is kind of a. It doesn't necessarily have to do with the story, but they shared this video in the article that I want to show you. And so this is an AI robot girlfriend unveiled.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Those are two jacked bodybuilders from Africa.

[Zach Kimiko]

But I'm just.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You can also find a guy with aids and you can find a lot of people with AIDS if you go to.

[Zach Kimiko]

But you think. You think they got TRT and a.

[Dave Temple]

Africa that's about to say. I don't think they got, like, protein powder over there. Like. Like all the. That we're packing it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I watched, like, a bodybuilding documentary and one of the people were African and they were straight up, like, using, like, animal bones.

[Zach Kimiko]

Exactly.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's pretty crazy. In fact, when I was in Costa Rica, though, I went to a gym, an outdoor gym that was sick.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It was like, literally just pieces of wood. It was all like. It was built and like stones. And they literally built the gym out of all this. That could just be outside year round.

[Dave Temple]

And that makes more sense that you would get more energy from the sun and fluorescent light lights to work out.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I mean, it was great, though. It was a really cool. Just like. I mean, look, it was a. You know, it was designed to be. To impress Taurus. What does this say?

[David Lucas]

Cough drops.

[Zach Kimiko]

You sick?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Zach's been sick for three years, ever.

[Zach Kimiko]

Since he got out of the hospital.

[David Lucas]

Yeah, I'm better.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You are better. No, I'm glad you know.

[David Lucas]

Why did you think I was just taking out candy?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I thought you were taking out candy. No, I know. Edible. I thought it was going to be edible.

[Zach Kimiko]

Moline.

[Dave Temple]

Moline assumed it was edible.

[Zach Kimiko]

Moline tea helps my respiratory system.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Let's. So, Shannon, I'm sorry, what's the video you want to show us?

[Shannon]

This is a. A new AI robot girlfriend that was unveiled in the Consumer Electronics show in Vegas this year.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Hello there. I'm Melody, your charming companion here at.

[Zach Kimiko]

The Realbotics booth at CS 2025.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What brings you to our little slice of robotic paradise? For you to put your finger in my ass. Yeah, I mean, she. So here's the thing. We are. We're still pretty far away from actually wanting to.

[Zach Kimiko]

This thing. Yeah, it's not fluid yet.

[Louis J. Gomez]

When I was a kid though, I would have that. When I was a kid, I would have a blow up.

[Zach Kimiko]

You remember. You remember the little pedo dolls they were making for pedophiles?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, of course. Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

Do you think this is just as bad?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, I think that first of all, even like the ped. There was a big debate with the pedo dolls.

[Zach Kimiko]

They should let them do it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It kind of, you know, you kind of.

[Zach Kimiko]

You don't think it takes away.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I don't know, does it take away the urge or does it feed the urge? That's the thing.

[Dave Temple]

You might save a few kids. I feel like you're saving.

[Zach Kimiko]

Well, saving a few kids is better.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Than I. I guess you're right. If you really break down the numbers. If a couple guys get really into kids.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But the majority of guys stop kids. It's still a net positive.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That was a great Louis CK bit where he talked about. He was like, I wouldn't a kid. Even if. Even if they said one kid. And then no kid will ever be again. So funny.

[David Lucas]

What do you think the biggest living thing somebody ever was think people.

[Louis J. Gomez]

An elephant horse.

[David Lucas]

Well, horses of course is definitely.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Of course. Of course.

[Zach Kimiko]

I don't. How can you an elephant that pussy high up.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You could fucking knows.

[David Lucas]

What about like a beached whale? There's got to be somebody that something. So there has to be the thing. Right?

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

You also got to think about. You can't really something to kill you. Right.

[Dave Temple]

The biggest thing people.

[David Lucas]

The dolphin. Dolphins are pretty big.

[Zach Kimiko]

They rape.

[Dave Temple]

They got to be dead though.

[David Lucas]

First of all, dolphins.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I've gone soon with dolphins. Dolphins are way more powerful than you realize.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[David Lucas]

They're like a giant mountain muscle.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Dude. There's. Yeah, it's just. It's like a. Dude, I held in the bed. It was like I was holding a giant and it was just speeding through the water. Dude, it was insane.

[Dave Temple]

I went swimming and holding onto that fin and.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Feeling the tail banging me in between. Like, holy.

[Zach Kimiko]

What if he'd take you deep if it went down.

[Dave Temple]

There you go.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Or you let go. Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

I'm stupid enough to hold on. I'm stupid enough to hold on.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. We. We did it.

[Dave Temple]

Weighing the dolphin down. That's why he's going down.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Two years ago, Shannon, you didn't swim with the dolphins, right?

[Shannon]

I did. I still am conflicted about that. I did it, but.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, you did. You did do it.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

Why did you like it?

[Louis J. Gomez]

An animal?

[Shannon]

I liked it, but I Feel like it's. I feel like they're torturing the dolphins.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Jamaica, they're definitely torturing the dolphins.

[Dave Temple]

Absolutely.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It was like a little tank. The water was dirty.

[Dave Temple]

It's far from the. The resort, like at the end of the beach, you know?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it was. Yeah. No, it was. There was no regulation. There was no nothing. Those dolphins were fucking holding the dolphin by metal chains.

[David Lucas]

Dolphin fights on the weekends.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Let's do some plugs real quick. We got a little bit of time here. We got another half an hour or so of show left. Let's plug it up. David Temple. Dave Temple. Sorry, not David Temple. Dave Temple. What are you talking. My friend.

[Dave Temple]

No need for apologies. Here on the Gas Digital Network, the Outkast tour is underway. Catch us this weekend in Pittsburgh at the Arcade comedy theater and this Sunday in San Antonio at the upstage comedy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Lounge called the Outcast tour.

[Dave Temple]

Yes.

[Louis J. Gomez]

There's already a group called Outcasts.

[Dave Temple]

Exactly.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I think that's confusing.

[Dave Temple]

We played on that. Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Come see us on the De La Soul tour.

[Dave Temple]

But we spelled it with a C. Like podcast.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I got it now. I got it. David Lucas. What are you plugging, my friend?

[Zach Kimiko]

Hey, what's up, man? Make sure you check out Fishing with David Lucas. A lot of cool episodes coming up. I got to get you on there.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I know. I want to come. I. First of all, I like fishing.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'll do it when you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm a good fisherman.

[Zach Kimiko]

There's no way to do it here. We can do. We got.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm going to be in all it at the end of March. We're doing story wars at the mothership.

[Zach Kimiko]

Oh, bet. Hell yeah. So we'll get you on then Fishing with David Lucas. We about to start releasing every week I'm on tour. Check me out. March 8th in Tampa and then a whole bunch of other dates. I can't remember David Lucas, comedy.com or on my Instagram David Lucasfunny. Click on my link. You'll see my toy dates.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Hell yeah, Zacho.

[David Lucas]

You can see all my dates on Instagram. And Zach is not funny. I had a Canadian run coming up up Montreal and a bunch of other cities. Check it out.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Great. You're doing that little third room comedy floor.

[David Lucas]

Yep.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That place is awesome. Where they're in Montreal. It's like a little like 60 seater. It's the best little kill box. Really Great. Come see me on the road. The Bring five Friends tour coming to a city near you tonight. I'll be at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles with Big J doing Story wars this weekend. Wise Guy, Salt Lake City. Then I got South Bend, Indiana, coming up at the end of March. Raleigh, North Carolina. Coming up the end of March, St. Catherine's Ontario. London, Ontario. Windsor, Ontario. Burlington, Ontario, Philadelphia. We got the Lab at Zany's. We're doing Legion of Skanks. We're doing Story Wars. We're doing Wit's End Comedy Lounge in North Charleston, South Carolina. Lots of stuff. That's just up until the mid April. Lots of other stuff coming up, guys.

[Zach Kimiko]

Oh, Kill Box at American Comedy Company.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That place is amazing, bro.

[Zach Kimiko]

And. And Good Nights. Good Nights is a very great one.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I've never done Good Nights, but American Comedy Company is the.

[Zach Kimiko]

I don't like the punchline. I feel I like the other one.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, we love the punchline. They're the best. I love whoever books me. Come see me live on the road. Subscribe to Gas Digital. Make sure you guys go to gas digital.com. use that promo code, Laz. And check out all my other podcasts, the Regs, Story wars, the legendary Legion of Skank. Sign up for my mailing list. You get a bonus podcast, solo podcast, the Lewis Journal Podcast, just for subscribe. And lots of little nuggets of news and interesting facts. Things about Skank Fest, Cast Digital, all that stuff. Oh yeah, and by the way, buy your tickets for Skank Fest on May 2. Skank Fest, New Orleans, happening.

[Zach Kimiko]

I'm there in November.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You're coming?

[David Lucas]

Sure.

[Zach Kimiko]

Give me some dates. I made sure you're in. I made sure that my agent didn't book me that weekend.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I love it, dude. November 14th or 16th, David Lucas gonna be there. I'm assuming Dave Temple will be there. Exactly. Is always there running the Naked Roast.

[Zach Kimiko]

I'm bringing my daughter because that's her birthday weekend.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's amazing. Amazing. How old's your daughter? No, you're not bringing your daughter.

[Zach Kimiko]

No, she's not gonna come to Skatefest.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Okay. Come to New Orleans. Daughter's not coming to skate. Yeah, but get those tickets. Make sure you guys also get tickets for my special taping. My next special taping is July 12th in Tampa. And those tickets are going quick size splitters. Yes, sir.

[Zach Kimiko]

Hell yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yes, sir.

[Zach Kimiko]

Louis CK was just there.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I know. Yeah, he's the man.

[Zach Kimiko]

BT is that guy Brian Moses just.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Texted me where he at. He said you in LA Wednesday.

[David Lucas]

I wanted to compliment you, David. You had one of my favorite Internet people on your fishing show.

[Zach Kimiko]

Who?

[David Lucas]

Ernie the Hog Snatcher.

[Zach Kimiko]

Oh, Ernie the Hog Snatcher. Hell yeah, dude.

[David Lucas]

That was fun. Guy always joked, I always thought he looked like you. And then to see you guys together was perfect. Have you seen Ernie the hogs?

[Zach Kimiko]

Now I'm more handsome.

[David Lucas]

Yeah, a little.

[Zach Kimiko]

He.

[David Lucas]

He's a fisherman, but he fishes with, like, unconventional bait.

[Zach Kimiko]

He fishes with eel. A lot of ill. And.

[David Lucas]

But he'll do things like, he'll put, like, Kool Aid on chicken wings.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah, he does.

[David Lucas]

And it looks like he's fishing for other black. Black ice.

[Zach Kimiko]

No, he does do that. He does. Yeah. There he is.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's wild.

[Zach Kimiko]

He catch you? We didn't catch that day. I think we caught one maybe.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. What do you usually fish for?

[Zach Kimiko]

I'm not a big catfisher, man. I like sports fish.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

Like, growing up, I was, you know, a lot of catfish, but I use a lot of live bait, like live shad. I'll use live eel if I'm going out for striper, but I use a lot of lures. Like. Like last week I was in Florida catching a lot of trout out.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So you fish wherever you go? You'll fish?

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah. It's just too cold. I can't with the cold, bro. I'm a South. I'm a southern boy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah. No, no, we. We would fish. I mean, I grew up in so many white people in New York, and we would just fish for like, carp in the Hudson River. You can't eat them. You just. Just strong ass Asians eat them. But Asian elite carp.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. We used to go crabbing. We had crap. We had like three crabs.

[Zach Kimiko]

My ex used to live in Bayonne and I used to fish whatever river that is over there.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, we in Tampa. There's good fishing, too.

[Zach Kimiko]

Absolutely.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What do I. Cat. Was it rainbow?

[Zach Kimiko]

No, you didn't catch no rainbow nothing.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it was.

[Zach Kimiko]

No, you didn't catch no rainbow trout in Tampa?

[Louis J. Gomez]

It was rainbow trout, I believe. Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

No, it's too hot. Look it up. I bet you $1,000 right now. You want to bet a thousand? Shake them.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They didn't catch rainbow anything.

[Zach Kimiko]

You didn't. There's no rainbow nothing. In Tampa, it might have been the colors of the rainbow.

[Dave Temple]

Trust him on the fish. He didn't know about horses in Africa.

[Zach Kimiko]

But there's no rainbow trout.

[Dave Temple]

Sounds like he knows his fish.

[Zach Kimiko]

Tell her to pull it up on the tv. There's no. It's too high in Florida for rainbow trout. You catch those in Montana, northern Tennessee, North Georgia, possibly. You gotta be somewhere cold.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm letting you know. Hold on. But maybe it wasn't rainbow trout. What did me and Aaron Berg fish for?

[Zach Kimiko]

There are trout in the river, but they're.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm calling Aaron right now because we went fishing and it was a, it was a fish that people were like very impressed that I caught because I posted pictures and it was like we used to, we, we casted like into. Aaron. Yeah. You're on the Lewis and Zach Show. Hang on, I'm just getting an X ray.

[Dave Temple]

Am I going now?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I gotta call you back. Well, no, no, no, quickly, before you go. Hold on. Yep. What type of fish did we catch? Rainbow. What? When we were in, down in Florida. Peacock bass. Peacock bass, not rainbow trout.

[Zach Kimiko]

And you were not, and you were not in Tampa. You had to be more southern.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It was a trophy. Congratulations.

[Zach Kimiko]

You weren't in town.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I got the A and A.

[Zach Kimiko]

You had to be in Naples. More south.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Where were we? Where were we? We. Oh, we were near Palm Beach.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah. That's south. Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I don't remember anything. I was on drugs. Okay.

[Zach Kimiko]

Peacock bass are fresh.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It was fresh water. Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah. They introduced peacock bass from Brazil I think in the 70s or 80s to control the cichlid population.

[Louis J. Gomez]

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[Zach Kimiko]

Cichlids. Cichlid is another invasive species of fish.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So we would cast live shiners. Yeah. With their little live fish. And we would cast them underneath the bridge. No, no, no, no. They had like, the things were growing out of the water.

[Zach Kimiko]

What do they call trees?

[Louis J. Gomez]

It was kind of like. No, it was like, you know, whatever they call it that it's like almost grows out of the water. What the is the word I'm thinking of?

[David Lucas]

Algae.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, no, no, no, no. They were like, like pieces of wood that came up. It was kind of like. I forget the name of it.

[Zach Kimiko]

Anyway, Peacock bass. Definitely. Yeah. Nice one.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And they were awesome. That was. It was a really fun, great fight.

[Zach Kimiko]

Great fight. They're very aggressive and you can spot fish them.

[Louis J. Gomez]

All right. Find peacock, rainbow. What's the difference?

[Zach Kimiko]

I knew you didn't catch a rainbow. You didn't catch a rainbow anything in Florida. I grew up there. I know that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, you. You got me on this one.

[Zach Kimiko]

We should have shook on that thousand dollars.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We should have shook him. Thousand dollars would have been killed.

[Zach Kimiko]

And I know if you caught peacock, you had to be south because it gets too cold in north Florida for peacock. Like, once the temperatures of the water reach like 68, peacock bass can't live anymore.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I don't know about fish. I just go fish. Every time I go fishing, I go on vacation. We rent a boat. Sometimes we go deep sea fishing. That shit's sick.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah, we'll fish.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I brought. But here's a problem with when you rent a boat boat in like the Caribbean or like Costa Rica or wherever. It's like if you go. Don't never go with a group because I brought my family. I've done this a couple times.

[Zach Kimiko]

You got sick. And so if.

[Louis J. Gomez]

If one or two people get sick, it's over. You gotta go home.

[Dave Temple]

There's no dude people out on a boat.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, doggy. That. Because I got sick. We got. And because my. My sister, my niece were getting seasickness. And if you go underneath, if you go inside of the boat, that's where it'll you up. Yeah. And I just went to check on them and as soon as I went under, dude, it felt like it. It felt. It was like paralyzing how bad it felt.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

If you would have said just press this button and you're dead. I would have said, let me just die. That's how.

[Zach Kimiko]

Here's What? I always. It works pretty well. Like when me and my crew go out. As soon as you get on the boat, drink a beer. As soon as you start cruising. Drink a beer.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. You go out deep.

[Zach Kimiko]

We'll go like, we'll go like, you know, six hours.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. That's wild.

[Zach Kimiko]

But that's. That's like a overnight trip, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's where you're catching those. Because, like, it depends. Like, the good thing about, like, the east coast is there's a. I forget what it's called, but there's like this system that runs from up here all the way down to Florida. So, like, in California, you got to go like hours off to reach that, but over here you can go like an hour or two.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. So we do it in Jamaica. Last time I went to Jamaica, we rented just like a little, Little tiny boat. Went tuna fishing. Fishing. Didn't even have fit. They didn't even have fit. They didn't have reels. It was literally rope attached to two giant poles. And the guy would pull them in with his hands.

[Zach Kimiko]

Tuna.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

No fun.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm telling you, the guy. The first time I ever went fishing, it was the same thing. And the last time I went to Jamaica, we went and rented one of those boats again. And you use like cloths on your hands, pull them in. Big tuna, smack them in the head with a club.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Bring it back to the hotel.

[Zach Kimiko]

Fresh ass fish.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

Next time. Next time you go fishing, bro, down in Florida, do like a grouper or a snapper or a tile. Fish run.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

Those are the. Some of the best fish down in Florida.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. No, dude, I. I love catching my own fish and eating it that day. I've never hunted, but I feel like if I was gonna eat it.

[Zach Kimiko]

Tell Joe to take you home, I would.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Joe's not gonna take Joe. Last time we did Rogan's podcast, he literally just played with all of his toys in front of us. And we stared at him. He was in there, dude. It was. It was almost. It was out of a movie. It was Joe Rogan being like, oh, hey, you see my pool table? Me, Jay, and Dave were all like, oh, cool, cool, pool table. And he was like, cluck, cluck. And fucking knocked a bunch of balls in. It's like, check out my bow. And he started shooting it against a fucking electronic screen. And he didn't let us play with any of his toys. We just stared at him playing with his toys like a rich kid.

[Dave Temple]

Rich kid.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. He didn't want to fucking let us play with his Nintendo.

[Dave Temple]

Check this out.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah. Joe, bro, he does those elk hunting.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He goes out for like a couple weeks.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah. And he also trains for. Because he's hunting in high altitude for those Elites elk. And they're tracking that, bro, you got to be in like tip top shape to do that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that's a lot.

[Zach Kimiko]

Because Joe doesn't like to take a formula. He wants the actual. He wants to feel like primitive. He wants to trace it, track it, hike them out.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's a lot. I'd rather go to a steakhouse.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah, but you can't. You getting elk up here at the steakhouse?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Maybe. I don't know.

[Zach Kimiko]

He's gave me some elk before. You got to cook that, like.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I've never. I don't think I've ever eaten elk.

[Zach Kimiko]

It's lean. Yeah, you can't around. You'll dry it out real quick. Quit.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, no, I. I'm just not. I'm not a guy who's gonna kill in it. I have a hard time. Even if there's a mouse in my house, I have a hard time killing it.

[Zach Kimiko]

Really?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. I've never killed. I've had them stuck to the paper. I still throw them in the bag alive.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I did it one recently. I stepped on it and killed. Was. It was. It was a mouse. He was caught with two regular mousetraps and it didn't kill him. And he was just like, literally was head caught on one, his tail caught on the other one. And I felt so bad, I put it into a plastic bag and I went outside and stepped on him and I felt horrible about it.

[Zach Kimiko]

My daughter wants to hunt, but I don't know if that'll trigger something in her because the first time I shot a deer, bro, like when you understand.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Shoot it with a gun or a bow and arrow.

[Zach Kimiko]

I don't do bow and arrows. That's real white people.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

There are some black bow and arrow hunters out here.

[Dave Temple]

The native Americans.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You with a gun or you with a spear? What did you do?

[Zach Kimiko]

It was a rifle.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Nice.

[Zach Kimiko]

No, but have you ever shot a bow and arrow? Like a compound bow?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

That is hard.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it's hard to say. House, you gotta pull it back. Very, very pounds of pressure. You need to pull it back.

[Zach Kimiko]

First time I shot a deer, I was probably like 14 and bro, it's. It's a lot of power in your hands. Once you like. Like fishing is different, but like shooting something and you see it collapse.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

And take his last breath.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Like, it's horrible. Yeah, I feel, I feel so horrible. And I'm also not a great shot. So I'd shoot in his leg. It would be limping for a mile.

[Dave Temple]

Get up close, see the life leave its eye.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I was like, oh, that was one of my, One of the hardest I ever laughed was in me, myself and Irene where they see the cow in the middle of the road. It's like dying. And he goes over to, he's like, oh, I got to kill it. He shoots it. He's like, well then it goes. And then he's like, oh, man. Then he keeps on moving. It won't die. He starts pistol whipping it on the floor. Oh, that really got me. No, I have a hard time. I would have a hard time killing a mammal. Just something with Florida, a bird. I'd have an easier time killing a bird.

[Zach Kimiko]

Turkey hunt's fun, but you can't wear colors with turkey. You can't wear like the orange safety vest.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Why not?

[Zach Kimiko]

They can see in color. Oh, they have really great eyesight.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Says Dave. Why did you bring your luggage? Jesus Christ. David. Sorry, David. Yeah, no, I can't. Yeah, I, I, I would have a hard time hunting and I have a few friends that have gone. I've been invited. We were going to go. Who was it that was going to. In, in Austin. We were going to go hunting like wild hogs in the night.

[Zach Kimiko]

Like everybody.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Midnight. Everyone does it. It's like a fun thing. People get drunk and they just, they're very invasive.

[Zach Kimiko]

So they'll bro. They got dudes be inviting me down there on them helicopters to shoot machine gun because they tear up their crops.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Have you done it?

[Zach Kimiko]

No, I have shot at him. My buddy has a wrench and we shoot on it. We sit on his ranch on his porch and he has night vision on his rifle. And we just pick hogs though.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

But never, never the helicopter. Helicopter.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I've never, Yeah, I got invited to do it and I didn't end up going and I was going to. And I was like, I think I could probably kill. I love, I love bacon and pork so much.

[Zach Kimiko]

It's different though. Those, the, wow. The wild.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. I don't think you're supposed to eat them. I don't think, I don't think they taste good. Do they taste good?

[Zach Kimiko]

They're just lean and it's gamey.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. No, but they, yeah, they, they, the way they described it, they said they just put a bunch of food in the middle of the field and then in the Middle of the night, these hogs come out and they just take him out with night vision goggles.

[Zach Kimiko]

Isn't it crazy how. How? Isn't it crazy how if you let a domesticated pig into the wild, they'll turn feral. They'll grow tusk and hair.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, I didn't know that.

[Zach Kimiko]

That's crazy. Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's why I don't take Zach hunting.

[David Lucas]

They left me at the gathering.

[Dave Temple]

You know, they say that's where white people came from, right? Where pigs?

[Zach Kimiko]

Come on, bro, you smarter than that. You gotta be smarter than that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

White people came from pigs.

[Dave Temple]

You ever read the book Animal Farm?

[Zach Kimiko]

Is this that what's. What they call them people? The. The fba? The first. You ever heard the fba? No, like the first black something. They came at me when I did that George Floyd joke.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, really?

[Zach Kimiko]

But I feel. I feel like they say shit like that now.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Dave Temple's more. You're whiter than people. You. Than you let off.

[Dave Temple]

What you mean?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, you weren't a bicycle gang. Not a bicycle gang. A biker gang, rather.

[David Lucas]

Yeah, but he was in a black motorcycle.

[Dave Temple]

It's black bike.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You say a fucking. When you say a motorcycle gang, I imagine you just being, like, the one black guy in it, and everyone else.

[Dave Temple]

Nah, it was all black Sons of Anarchy. And we weren't thinking. Think more. What was that goofy movie with Lawrence?

[David Lucas]

A goofy movie?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

With who?

[Dave Temple]

With Lawrence Fishburne.

[Zach Kimiko]

Oh, where they were in the bike again.

[Dave Temple]

Biker boys. Think biker boys. That kind of bike club, y'all.

[Zach Kimiko]

Don't be beating nobody up, but it's mostly over pussy.

[Dave Temple]

That's why I walked away like, oh, this ain't even about money or anything.

[Zach Kimiko]

You still got a bunch bike.

[Dave Temple]

No, I got rid of all of that stuff, man. I'm. They are. They. They only go one way. You know what I mean? You know how it's going to end. And I got.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's why I didn't get a motorcycle. I almost got one maybe two years ago. I was in traffic and I was like this. I was like, I'm not sitting in traffic anymore because you see people just zipping along the side, and you can't even get stopped by cops.

[Zach Kimiko]

All clubs do that. I'm in a car club. I got a lot of old cars. And the car club that I. Well, I'm not in it. But the car club I was in, they got, like, very, like, territorial. Hey, let's go ride around. Where they at? They have the car show.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

What are we doing.

[Dave Temple]

It's weird. It's a weird ride, right? And it was distracting from comedy. But what was weird about it was I'm grown up. When I put my bike down five years ago, what was scary about it is the guy who was like, my vice president of my club, who was adamant about. No, come on. This is your thing. You can't let it go. He was my sensei. Like, this guy is fast, right? And he's older than me. He's 53 now, but he just had a bad accident last year.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Really?

[Dave Temple]

That. He's 52, trying to recover from getting T boned. And it's like, yeah, bro.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Like, I mean, that's. I can't drive a car without crashing it every year or so. So I can only imagine, like, it's gonna be a slick rainy day. Oh, yeah. I totaled it. It's over.

[Zach Kimiko]

Damn.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What you got now in Acura?

[Zach Kimiko]

Damn. Are you downgraded?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I did downgrade. I did. But it was because I. I not meant to have nice things. That is the truth.

[Zach Kimiko]

Because you got that mentality. Mentality.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm a bad driver. I. I will admit in life that I'm a bad driver. There's. There's a couple people don't want to admit that they're bad drivers. Get a truck. Honestly, I'm gonna kill somebody with a truck.

[Dave Temple]

With America. So many bad drivers and trucks.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But I know the Acura. It's a great car.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And I. I made a decision. If I don't. Yeah. Tlx. If I don't. If I don't crash the Acura in the next four years, I'm gonna give it to my son for his 16th birthday, and I'm gonna buy myself, like a really nice German engineer car. Like not maybe another Audi, maybe some. Maybe Mercedes. But if I can go four years with no accidents.

[Zach Kimiko]

How did you crash the last one?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Just not paying attention. Just the light turned. I went crash into the back of a truck. And it wasn't even that. I drove the car around for two weeks after that before I even brought it in to get fixed, and it was totaled. All the electronics, the lights, everything.

[Zach Kimiko]

That's the.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's crazy expensive.

[Zach Kimiko]

That's what I always tell people. If you get a luxury car, get a brand new one and lease that. Yeah, I. I was an idiot and bought a luxury car. Used dog. And those are the worst.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I bought the Audi. It was. It was like the. The loaner model, so it only had a few hundred miles on it, but it was pretty Much brand new. And yeah, I. I got into like four accidents. My son's mother got into one accident with it. It was five accidents over the course of like four years.

[Zach Kimiko]

How much is your insurance? Insurance?

[Louis J. Gomez]

My insurance at one point was 1600amonth.

[Zach Kimiko]

Are you serious?

[Louis J. Gomez]

It would have almost made more sense to just uber around everywhere, but it didn't because Ubering. I live in Jersey, so we'll bring in and out of the city is like 120 bucks, 130 bucks each way.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it's a lot. I paid. I paid 120 yesterday. For parking in the city.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Just doing a couple podcasts, going to the gym. I use a garage. It's crazy, dude. It's wild, but I'm happy. I like the Acura. It's a nice, cool car.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah, it's a nice.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's a nice car.

[Dave Temple]

They got so much technology. Like, I had the TL, like, back in 2004. Like, it's like, once the technology goes, it's bad.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Like, once that. I don't know how the dashes are now, but like, the TL was like the first one that had like, tv.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's not as nice as the dash. It's not as like, it's. It's nice. But the Audi was like, you know, you felt like you were in a spaceship.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Everything was all digital. It was beautiful. Now I'm like, I got a little. My speedometer motor goes like that. Like a. It feels so old school and shitty.

[Dave Temple]

God, I hate it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Every time I see an Audi, I want to cry.

[Zach Kimiko]

Like, I drove my truck in the snow and now my sensors are not working.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. What type of truck do you have?

[Zach Kimiko]

F250.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Nice.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah, nice. So I gotta figure. I don't know, bro, I gotta take it in.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

They quoted me like 2500. I'm like, what the.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I was gonna buy a. I was gonna buy, like, not a Mustang. What's the other one? A Charger. It's gonna buy a Dodge Charger. Yeah, it was really cool. And it was cheap. It was really cheap. And then a friend of mine was like, it has no resale value. It's gonna. It was like, as soon as you. It was like, if you want to try to sell that car again, it's gonna be worth absolutely nothing. It's a piece of. And he was really like. He was a dude. Accurate tlx, all wheel drive. He had a very specific car. Now Jeeps, I heard, are bad too. Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Jeez.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. He was like, get a Lexus or an Acura. Those are the two cars that retain their value. They're safe for your kids. Did. So, yeah. I ended up getting accurate.

[Zach Kimiko]

Alexis. Alexis is good. Like the ls. I can see you in the ls.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, Big body. I'm gonna give. I'm gonna give it a few more years. No accidents. I almost crashed it. I didn't almost crash it. I almost backed into somebody as I was trying to park. There was a car really close to me and I was very close to scraping into his car yesterday. Oh, God damn it.

[Zach Kimiko]

Are Puerto Ricans bad drivers? All of them. The ladies. 80s.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I. I have really. I have really bad ADHD and it's.

[David Lucas]

Hard to see the road with that giant flag hanging off.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I was. I was a huge pot. I haven't smoked weed in 12 weeks, but I was a huge pothead. I have really bad adhd. I would get distracted by my phone. I would look down. I would look. It was bad. It was really bad. But I've been just. I've been perfect.

[David Lucas]

You gotta light all the prayer candles on your dashboard.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So. But we'll see. Yeah, but there's something about, like, guys don't want to admit that they're bad drivers. Guys don't want to. Guys don't want to admit that they can't fight or that they're bad drivers. And a lot of. Most guys can't fight. I heard there was two guys in the gym today. Just two fucking, like younger dude, maybe 20 year old kids. This guy was like, yo. He was like, yo. He was like, y'all fuck that guy up. I don't care how big he is. It was. This kid was such a. He was such a fat, like, dweeby, like, but he was like. He was in his underwear. He was like talking the shit. And I was like, bro, there's no way you can fight. Like, I don't give a what type you like. This is what happens when you learn how to. When you learn how to fight, you realize that you can't fight. So I've been training now for a while and I can't fight for. Compared to people that can fight. I can fight compared to the average dude walking down the street. But once you do that, you start to realize exactly where you're at and.

[Zach Kimiko]

You realize how dangerous it is.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, exactly. You're like, dude, somebody that really knows what the up. That can actually hurt you. I was, I talking to. I was talking about. Oh, I was talking to Dave Smith about that. It's. It's Kind of the same thing with, like, just educating yourselves with anything. As soon as you start reading books, you start to realize how stupid you are. Like, everyone online thinks that they have every answer for everything. Everyone on Twitter, everyone on social media, they think they know it all. They've never even read a book. And as soon as you read a couple books on a certain topic, you're like, oh, I don't know about anything. And I feel like it's the same thing with. With fighting. Fighting.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. You're less inclined to show what you know.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. And then. But when I was young, when I was 19 years old, I would have fought literally anybody.

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

If you. If there would have been a guy in front of me, I would have liked, I'll fight that guy.

[Zach Kimiko]

No, get on that. You'll probably feel the same way.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, no, I'm doing. I'm doing it naturally. I'm. I do some supplements. I'm working out, lifting. I don't need no trt. I said that. And I was talking about how I wanted to get on TRT initially, and then my doctor told me. He was like, no, you drink and smoke weed every day. It's like, how about you stop doing that and your tea will go up, like, massively? And I was talking about that, and then Tony Hinchcliffe hit me up. He was like, I have a doctor for you that'll give you the best tea in the world. I was like, oh, Tony, I don't want whatever the fuck you're on. No.

[Zach Kimiko]

That little motherfucker is hard.

[David Lucas]

T cells.

[Zach Kimiko]

He's hard.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, no, Tony's actually. He's in really good shape. He's a deceptively strong.

[Zach Kimiko]

He really, bro. He has a. We had this grip thing in the green room at the mothership, and he has the strongest.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's a pe. Yeah. Rich Voss is strong.

[David Lucas]

No jaw strength.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, jaw strength. I said Rich V. Strength. No. Oh, yeah. I mean, look, I'll.

[Zach Kimiko]

Who do you think the best fighting comedian is?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Roe. We're gonna somebody up. But not counting. Not counting Joe. Well, Shaw doesn't do comedy anymore, so I would have said I've seen him like bucks, but I think I'd smash Brian Callan. I really think. I. I mean, I know that he had, like, some skills or whatever, but he's a much smaller guy than me.

[Zach Kimiko]

Beat all of us, bro.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Easily. With ease. In his day, Dante, back in the day, would have anybody up. Dante Nero, he used to be a bouncer, and he was. I mean, he was now.

[David Lucas]

Well, he did like bandango fights.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Now his back is all up. He walks like a giant.

[Zach Kimiko]

I got lunch with him after this.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, do you. Dante is the man. Dude, Dante's awesome.

[Zach Kimiko]

Is he like the King of New York, right?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No. All right.

[Zach Kimiko]

You just boosting him up.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And the King of New York, the are we talking about? I love Dante. He's great. He's a legend. The King of New York, he's one of them. He's old school, bro.

[Zach Kimiko]

I feel like when you've been in this for a certain amount of time, you're just like, honorary.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, Dante's grandfathered into being like a respectable. But the King of New York is crazy.

[Zach Kimiko]

I mean, he knows everybody.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Sure, I know everybody. I'm more the king of New York than Dante. No offense, but, you know, I would fucking love. I would. I would. I would challenge Dante on his kingdom.

[Zach Kimiko]

He used to do minigo fights, though.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yo, he used to.

[David Lucas]

In the 70s, like PIT for like pre UFC.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, they would do straight up, like, organized, like, fights.

[David Lucas]

Pit fights?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a real deal. I remember Dante when I was really early in comedy. He, like, he just did like a roundhouse kick. Not even roundhouse kick. Look, whatever. Whatever the kick is where like your head goes toward the ground, your heel comes up.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, like that Brazilian.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, he did that and this. I mean, and that's a big. He was 350 at the time maybe. Dude, I felt the wind from his boot.

[Zach Kimiko]

Just.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I was like, dude, that is wild. Dante, even now being like older and having a up back, he could probably still up most people, right? You know what I'm saying? Because he's got just one hit. He's powerful, dude. He's very.

[Zach Kimiko]

He is a big dude.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He's a scary. But yeah, I mean, yeah, it's just. He's too. At this point, he's too old and decrepit.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. Meet you upstairs. Let's fight on the roof.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I mean, is there anybody else that's really tough? That. That is income comedy.

[Zach Kimiko]

Probably a lot of open micrs that we don't. Because everybody.

[Louis J. Gomez]

There's probably probably just. There's some jiu jitsu guys. There's probably some guys that have black belt. I know Tim, basically.

[Zach Kimiko]

Maddie is a good fighter.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Is he?

[Zach Kimiko]

Yeah. No.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yes.

[David Lucas]

Oh, Diego.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah. Diego.

[David Lucas]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Diego's a real deal. Black belt.

[Zach Kimiko]

Ari, Matt is a good fighter. For real.

[Louis J. Gomez]

In what form?

[Zach Kimiko]

Brazilian Jiu jitsu.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He does jiu jitsu. What belt is he?

[Zach Kimiko]

I don't know, but I've seen him spar.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. I mean, with Jiu Jitsu, there's no faking it, right? You have your belt. You know, you, you know, you could be a little more athletic, you know, if they're, you know, a. A really athletic blue belt can beat a purple belt. I got my blue belt by. I didn't, I didn't tap him, but I was dominant position on a purple belt. When I, When I was a white belt and I was ready to go for blue, I. I just, I dominated. This guy. This guy looked like, oh, Kevin McNamara. I don't know.

[Zach Kimiko]

In. In LA.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

Oh, Jamar Neighbors. We forgot about Jamar Neighbors. He's a legit.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, Jamar's a good boxer.

[Zach Kimiko]

He's a legit boxer. Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Niam Ali is a great boxer.

[David Lucas]

Yeah, I bet. Vec.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He's older. He wrestled in college. But wrestling, Wrestling, something like, it's a great skill set. When you combine it with Jiu Jitsu, or striking on its. On its own, it's not really going to get much for you. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, you know, wrestlers are tough, but it's not like, you know, unless you know what to do once you're on the ground, you know how to actually submit somebody, it's not going to be really do anything for you.

[Zach Kimiko]

I think a grappler would be the.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Striker for the most part, in a street fight, for the most part. It really depends.

[Zach Kimiko]

Right in this area right here, because.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I. I don't do Jiu Jitsu anymore. My knees are right, but I know enough Jiu Jitsu that I can keep it standing with most people. I mean, if you're like a really good purple belt, it's probably gonna start being a problem for me. But like, anything less than that, I. I try to write a joke about that. I was like, I. I started taking Jiu Jitsu to protect my family, and I got my blue belt so, like, so I can protect my family against anybody. But a purple belt, like, any purple belt could just take my son.

[Zach Kimiko]

You ever been choked out?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, of course.

[Zach Kimiko]

How'd it feel?

[David Lucas]

Sucks.

[Zach Kimiko]

You've been choked up. How'd you feel when you got choked up?

[David Lucas]

It's so disorienting.

[Zach Kimiko]

You just wake up, you don't know where the fuck you at.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that's.

[David Lucas]

Yeah, I. I had choked out twice wrestling in high school, and the one time I woke up, I called my coach dad and then walked the wrong direction. They had to put me back towards where I was going. And I didn't know where I was for about 20 minutes.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He was going to McDonald's. Zach, it's this way.

[David Lucas]

I didn't. I didn't know it was over. I kept trying to restart the fight, and then I called my coach, dad. And then they're like, oh, he doesn't know where he is. And they literally had to, like, sit me down and tell me where I was.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Kimiko]

Damn.

[Louis J. Gomez]

All right, look, we're gonna wrap this one. It's been a fun show.

[Zach Kimiko]

We should do another hour.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Dave Temple. Dave, let's go. Let's do two more hours. Let's go now. I have another show coming in here in a minute. Hopefully, you guys are the support. Both of these gentlemen, everything they do. Go. Go see Dave Lucas on David Lucas on the road. Go see Temple on the road. Come see all of us on the road.

[Zach Kimiko]

Outcast.

[Louis J. Gomez]

The Outcast.

[Zach Kimiko]

And support gas Digital.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Hell, yeah. Thank you very much, my brother. We will check you guys on Friday with another exclusive show right here on the gas digital network. Thank you. Good night. S.