0040. Anthony Zenhauser and Sabrina Piper

Summary

Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo – Episode 0040

Guests: Anthony Zenhauser, Sabrina Piper
Date: August 31, 2025
Podcast Network: GaS Digital Network

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Episode Overview

This riotous edition of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo brings together comedians Anthony Zenhauser and Sabrina Piper for a morning of offbeat comedy, gutter-level food talk, chaotic news stories, and rapid-fire cultural commentary. Expect explicit, unapologetic humor with raucous tangents about eating challenges, trashy beverages, pop culture, fast food sex, and the absurdities of modern life. It's morning radio as it should never be—addictively wild and infectiously irreverent.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Introductions and Plugs ([00:46]–[04:44])

• Zac welcomes guests:
  • Anthony Zenhauser ("Uncle Rico Show", Shuley Network) and Sabrina Piper ("That's Hot with Sabrina Piper and Natalie Dechico").
  • Sabrina notes: "My first zoo." ([02:17])
• Comedians share upcoming shows and projects:
  • Anthony mentions legal troubles with Stuttering John, jokes about the endlessness of litigation.
  • Sabrina’s Patreon: “Funny Girl With Tits”.
  • Zac promotes his tour and the new GaS Digital website with bonus subscriber content.

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2. The World of Food Challenges ([05:41]–[15:34])

• Obsession with Eating Challenges:
  • Zac introduces the story of a new record at the Big Texan in Amarillo—three 72-ounce steak meals in an hour.
    • “He ate three!” — Zac ([06:08])
  • The group marvels at competitive eaters, especially "skinny little jacked girl" Katina Eats Kilos who out-eats her “huge truck” husband ([07:14]).

Notable Quotes:

• Zac: “Asians can pack it in. Yeah, Asians and Hispanic dads.” ([07:49])

• Anthony: “Most people do it for the shirt.” ([09:33])

• Sabrina: “You got the liquid, too, though.” – About eating jars of gefilte fish for a challenge. ([12:12])

• Choosing Their Own Challenge:

  • Sabrina: “I went immediately to thinking French fries.” ([10:33])
  • Anthony: “Donuts. Might be an easy one because they're light on the inside.” ([12:20])
  • Zac: “My issue would be they're not gonna stay hot.” ([10:52])

• Sidebar: Spicy food challenges—mentions of brick-thick curries and death-wish wings.

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3. Nostalgia & Trashy Drinking Stories ([15:57]–[25:56])

• Old School NYC Neighborhoods:

  • Bar Ridge, Guido subculture, and Guido spotting at closing time for comedy.
  • “We would call it Guido Hunting.” – Zac ([17:01])

• Growing Up and Getting Drunk:

  • The crew reminisces on MD 20/20 (“Mad Dog”), Four Lokos, Nutcrackers, and metal kids chilling beers with ice because they couldn’t use the fridge.
  • “Nothing beats like a shitty beer. Like at a camping trip or a barbecue right out of a can. No bottles, dude.” – Anthony ([23:03])

• Recent Alcoholic Innovations:

  • Hard Jarritos Mexican soda—a potential hazard for kids who can’t tell the difference ([25:14]).

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4. Absurd & Dark News Stories ([25:58]–[32:29])

• Norman Reedus’s Son Arrested:

  • Group plays a guessing game with Reedus's son’s name: “Mingus Reedus.”
  • “This guy’s got to strangle women. First of all, he's got to start going by a middle name.” – Zac ([27:00])

• TV/Pop Culture Tangents:

  • Winding confusion about ‘90s child actors, urban legends (Stuart Minkus, Chanel West Coast, Full House kid), and Facebook boomer gags.
  • “I'm so glad to see bullying get back to what it used to be.” – Sabrina ([39:36])

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5. Brand & Cultural Backlash ([39:45]–[44:44])

• Cracker Barrel Logo Uproar:

  • Chain reversed changes after fans missed the “old-timer” mascot.
  • Riff on generic, boxy, fast-food design and why they're now unwelcoming to lingerers.

  “The lighting in a fast food place is designed to hurt your eyes... So that you don't sit there; they want you in and out, and they especially don't want homeless people chilling there.” – Zac ([40:21])

• IHOP's Pricey Dubai Pancakes Hype:

  • The $150+ pancake grift involving promo chocolate, social media hype, and “slaves of Dubai.”
  • “But people waited in line at ours on 14th and 1st. They waited in line for hours.” – Sabrina ([42:34])

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6. Saudi Arabia’s Riyadh Comedy Festival Lineup ([44:44]–[50:05])

• Western comedians flown into Saudi:
  • Massive paydays for “everyone who’s anyone,” including Chappelle, Norman, Burris, Jessica Kirson, Whitney, etc. Speculation that fees range from $100K up to $2 million.
  • “What is Sebastian gonna do in Saudi Arabia?” – Zac ([47:00])
  • “Aziz is making his comeback. Dude, it's very nice to see.” – Sabrina ([50:05])

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7. Sex, Fetishes & NSFW Riffs ([52:01]–[63:33])

• Foot Fetish, Felching, and Sexual Dictionary:

  • Sabrina confides: “No, I've had guys do that, and I didn't know I was going to be into it. And then I was like, I like that.” ([52:04])
  • The trio explores definitions of “felching,” “docking,” and “boofing,” jokingly competing to shock each other.

• Micropenises and Porn Meltdowns:

  • “If it's hard and still under four inches, that's crazy.” – Sabrina ([55:06])
  • “The best are those... [where] everything starts, the reality starts to hit while they're there, or whatever they're on starts wearing off.” – Anthony ([56:42])
  • Discussion of "E Fucked" and the unique genre of porn “outtakes” involving animals and meltdowns.

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8. Comedic Debate: Sex With Fast Food ([59:15]–[65:16])

• Ludicrous hypothetical: What's the best fast food item to have sex with?
  • “Donut coming out. That's a smart, glaze, and it's warm.” – Sabrina ([59:52])
  • “Burger's a good idea. Burger is kind of fleshlight.” – Zach ([60:21])
  • “How many munchkins could you fit in your ass?” ([63:23])
  • Ongoing creative riffing on donuts as anal beads, burritos, Chipotle, corndogs, and “Bourbon chicken for your pussy.”

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9. Macabre News & Celebrity Signings ([65:16]–[72:14])

• Dark true-crime segment: A UK woman discovers her deceased child and another in a funeral director’s living room watching cartoons.

  • “I would put one on a Roomba and dress it like a little maid. I think that's the move.” – Zac ([67:07])

• Henry Winkler (the Fonz) signs a fan's coffin at a convention:

  • “Buying your own coffin knowing that you're gonna die at some point is the creepiest thing.” – Anthony ([68:30])
  • “Pawn Stars episode ever. Hold on, I got an autograph guy and a coffin guy.” – Zac ([70:48])

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• [02:24] Zach (to Sabrina): “Welcome Jew. At the zoo. Yeah, I'm a Jew enthusiast.”
• [07:48] Zach: “Asians and Hispanic dads... Hispanic dads will not stop eating until you take the food.”
• [12:16] Sabrina: “You got the liquid, too, though.” (On gefilte fish challenges)
• [17:01] Zach: “We would call it Guido Hunting. And we would go out at closing time.”
• [22:25] Zach: “We loved our Met. I mean, we were always 40s... metal kids who would buy nice beer and then put ice on it.”
• [27:00] Zach: “Mingus Reedus. Well, this guy's got to strangle women. First of all, he's got to start going by a middle name.”
• [39:36] Sabrina: “I'm so glad to see bullying get back to what it used to be... this is good.”
• [47:00] Zach: “What is Sebastian (Maniscalco) gonna do in Saudi Arabia?”
• [52:04] Sabrina: “No, I've had guys do that, and I didn't know I was going to be into it. And then I was like, I like that.” (Foot fetish)
• [63:23] Zach: “How many munchkins could you fit in your ass?”

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• [00:46] – Opening banter, plugs, and guest introductions
• [05:41] – Competitive eating talk and food challenge obsessions
• [15:57] – NYC neighborhood nostalgia and trashy drinking stories
• [25:58] – Absurd news: Norman Reedus’s son, TV urban legends
• [39:45] – Cracker Barrel logo backlash & fast-food homogenization
• [44:44] – Saudi Arabia’s Riyadh Comedy Festival lineup and comic pay scales
• [52:01] – Sex talk: foot fetishes, felching, micro-penises, and porn culture
• [59:15] – Comedians debate: sex with fast food items
• [65:16] – Dark news: Dead babies in living rooms & the Fonz’s coffin signing

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Tone & Style

This episode is peak “Morning Zoo”: perverse, hyperactive, and freewheeling, with the hosts riffing shamelessly on both food and sex in a manner that’s “for degenerates, by degenerates”. Moments of genuine friendship and candor break through the filth, especially when discussing the culture of comedy, nostalgia, and the weirdness of life in NYC.

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Summary for Non-Listeners

If you missed this episode, you missed a true carnival of chaos—food challenge fetishizing, trash nostalgia for Mad Dog and Bar Ridge guidos, dirty jokes about pretty much every private part, and a full-scale roast of pop culture from Cracker Barrel to the Fonz. Zac and friends swept from fast food sex games to industry gossip to family stories with breakneck, unfiltered humor. Not for the faint of heart—or the clean of ears.

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Best for: Fans of wild, explicit comedy, those nostalgic for grimy NYC stories, and anyone who thinks their morning radio should be gleefully depraved.

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Sabrina Piper]

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[Anthony Zen Houser]

Fill her up.

[Zach Amico]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network. Wake up, it's time to go. Zach Amico's got a show Animals are here to play jokes against you Start your day till the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and join the crew It's Zach Amico morning too. Wake up, wake up, wake up. Well, would you look at that. It's a Wednesday he here on the Morning Zoo. Hello, zoo files. It's your old pal cousin Zach, your other boy, the international superstar. Thank you so much for tuning in. Across the table from me, two very funny, wonderful people from the Uncle Rico show on the Shuley network, it's my good buddy for a very long time, Anthony Zen Houser. How you doing, Bob?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Zach, how are you?

[Zach Amico]

I'm very good. Thank you for being here.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Always a pleasure.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you. And next to him from that's Hot with Sabrina Piper and Natalie Dechico here on the network it is Ms. Sabrina Piper. How are you?

[Sabrina Piper]

I'm good. How are you?

[Zach Amico]

I am absolutely wonderful. Thank you so much for being here.

[Sabrina Piper]

Thank you for having me. I'm so excited.

[Zach Amico]

It's going to be a fun day.

[Sabrina Piper]

My first zoo.

[Zach Amico]

This is your first zoo.

[Sabrina Piper]

This is my first.

[Zach Amico]

Congratulations. Thank you so much.

[Sabrina Piper]

Thank you.

[Zach Amico]

Welcome Jew.

[Sabrina Piper]

Thank you.

[Zach Amico]

At the zoo. Yeah, I'm a Jew enthusiast. All right, let's get plugs out of the way. Zen, what do you want people to check out? Doggy?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, most first and foremost, mostly I would like people to come out to the comedy at the Carlson September 13th in the Rickles room. I will be there with me. I'll be headlining. Wow. Nice comedy at the Carlson. Go to carlsoncomedy.com and check that out. Also go to the Shuley Network on YouTube. TSN. We're having a great time. We're being sued by stuttering John. So that's a lot of fun. Check out the story will unfold as the days go on.

[Zach Amico]

How long does litigation take to pass? 20 years of irrelevancy, you know, by New York State.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah, it takes quite a long time.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I feel like some of when they served you they came out of a time machine.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Right, right. Well, we measure it by beers.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

He's a big fat dumb drunk.

[Zach Amico]

And when you're at comedy the Carlson, don't you gotta get garbage plate?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I will. Yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I'm dating a girl up there I call. That's what I call her.

[Zach Amico]

Perfect. Thank God.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

A lot of fun.

[Sabrina Piper]

Ms. Piper, check out my podcasts please and go to patreon patreon.com funny girl with tits and get all the exclusives. I have some shows coming up. Check it out on my Instagram. Funny girl with tits and yeah, nothing else I can think of off the top of my head. And I'll probably regret that later.

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic. All right guys, if you want to see me live, go to my Instagram and Zach is not funny. My punch up that live Zach amico. I'm going out on the road. So tomorrow I will be in Nashville, Tennessee. The following day I am not in Pulaski, Tennessee. I'm gonna stay and fuck around in Lexington and do a secret show. DM me if you can't make Sunday. I want to do that 30th. I'm in Miamisburg, Ohio. 31st Lexington, Kentucky. All my great buddy J. Wall. Please get your tickets now. And all these just announced. We'll have a flyer for it soon. End of September, Ocean Springs, Mobile, Alabama, Hattlesburg, Mississippi and Pensacola, Florida. Guess what? It's me and Zach Holmes from Jackass.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

No way.

[Zach Amico]

To Zach too furious. We're gonna be doing stand up and stunts co headlining small rooms across the south and we're trying to turn it into a full tour so we're finally proving we're not the same person.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So thank you if you want to come to that. Hey, if you love the show, go to gasdigital.com today. The new website just launched. Use the promo code Zoo Z O O. You get a dollar fifty off a month. You get access to all the episodes early ad free and uncensored. You get the archives thousands episodes of all your favorite gas Shows, plus the live chat. Thank you so. And plus the Friday exclusive episode. Holy wow. We do three episodes this week, but only two come out on YouTube. Stitcher like that. So if you want that Friday bonus episode and this week's episode is a banger, Me, Molly Vivet and Ryan Shaner, I would subscribe, try it out and see if you like it. And thank you so much for supporting the show. All right, we have a new hero to talk about, guys. So believe it or not, I follow a lot of food eating challenge people.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

And I love watching people eat the. The. The old 70 Tour. It's not the 76er from the great outdoors.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But there's a state that does.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh yeah. It's a fact.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. The Big Texan in Amarillo does 72 ounce steaks. And they have a new record holder, Shannon. Let's see this gentleman.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Skinny, Asian. Oh, I was close.

[Zach Amico]

He ate three.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Holy. You sure he didn't put a couple in his pocket? Gotta watch those people.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he's holding the bone sideways. He's got a gun.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

He's got a bun.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, he gets a certificate.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Who's the guy standing next to him? Is that the guy who owned him?

[Zach Amico]

That is a very auctiony stage.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Look at this. Won't eat.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Let me get 72 ounce. 73 ounce. 73 ounce.

[Zach Amico]

But that is impressive. That is a. That is unbelievable.

[Sabrina Piper]

That's.

[Zach Amico]

That. That is a lot of meat.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Was there butter on that too?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's. Shannon, bring up the website for the. The. The Big Texan and emerald. I think it is a 72 ounce steak. A salad and a potato and a roll.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh my God.

[Sabrina Piper]

They have to roll.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Of course there, there's. I mean this. It's the skinny ones that can do all that. It's the really.

[Zach Amico]

It's never a big fat guy.

[Sabrina Piper]

Never.

[Zach Amico]

No. They don't have the wind for it. And I feel like the. The people that really like scarfed out is because they do crazy workouts.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

There's a girl named. I think her name's Katrina Kilos.

[Zach Amico]

Katina eats.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Katina eats.

[Zach Amico]

She's married to Atlas.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yes. Another guy who does that stuff.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. Yes.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

She's a beast, man. She's like smaller than you. She's. But she. I mean, but she's built.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. She's tiny little Jack girl, the tea.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Girl and she's built and she just. I mean you see her take down like 20 like smash burgers and without any problem.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. They told her and her husband they each do him, and he's huge. He's a truck.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And she usually beats him. It's a. There's a little Asian girl that does it too. That's a monster.

[Sabrina Piper]

Not surprising. I've seen a lot of that.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Asians can pack it in. Yeah, Asians and Hispanic dads. Hispanic. Hispanic dads will not stop eating until you take the food they eat like, they eat like there's never gonna be food again.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I never. I didn't know if there was a lot of Hispanic dads on the. On the competitive eating circuit.

[Zach Amico]

No, I'm talking just in my life. Oh, in general in my life.

[Sabrina Piper]

You're like. You know them personally?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah. My. My aunt married a Cuban guy and his. His dad, Emilio, every minute ago. You know, my grandma's Marie Mari. You make me wish I had two stomach. Yeah, I would eat again all day.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I got tight, too.

[Zach Amico]

No, he was really thin.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, real thin. And then that's. I told you that he used to bring black beans and rice to everything because he wouldn't eat a meal without black beans and rice.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

So Christmas, if we had it at our house, they would bring a crock pot of black beans and rice up.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

A suitcase and just takes out the.

[Zach Amico]

Black beans and rice, Fourth of July hamburgers, hot dogs, black beans and rice, St. Patrick's Day, corned beef cabbage, black beans and rice.

[Sabrina Piper]

Damn, he couldn't even dye the rice green.

[Zach Amico]

Nope, he just fucking. He was all in. Shannon, did you find the Instagram for the 70 tour?

[Shannon]

Not the Instagram, but I have the list of what it is. So it's the 72 ounce sirloin steak, a bread roll, shrimp, a baked potato, and a side salad within one hour.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

And he had three of them?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

What was the record? Was it just one?

[Zach Amico]

I think maybe two.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Dude, that's just.

[Sabrina Piper]

That's insane overkill, man. What do you get for it?

[Zach Amico]

A T shirt and a free meal.

[Sabrina Piper]

What?

[Shannon]

And your. And your name goes on the wall.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

Some places do a prize.

[Sabrina Piper]

You got to get a prize.

[Zach Amico]

But those are like, the real, like, crazy ones.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah. Like, for the most part, they just put your name on the wall.

[Zach Amico]

Most people do it for the shirt.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

You just raped them out of a 30 or 40 meal?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. Well, three times. I mean, how much do you think that piece of meat costs?

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, it's probably at least the guy.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Or the. I had to check his teeth now. Yeah. It's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

These two dimples here in the. In the frontal cortex. Yeah. Good work. They infer. They, they infer servitude.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Who used to eat a steak on his daddy's lawn every Sunday morning?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Hindquarters.

[Zach Amico]

What would be your. I've tried to figure this out. If you had to do an eating challenge and let's say it's amount overtime, so it's not like you're rushing, what do you think would be the thing you could put away the most of?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

See, I go not carbs because the bread just fills you up. Right. So.

[Zach Amico]

And then I feel like it expands.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

What do you think? Do you have something?

[Sabrina Piper]

I went immediately to thinking French fries. I don't know why.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

See, I, I, you're, I mean, I bet you, you can eat way more than me. I bet you could. I just. But because she's skinny and I feel.

[Zach Amico]

Like that she works out.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

She works out. She's in good shape.

[Zach Amico]

There's room, right?

[Sabrina Piper]

Thank you, guys. Oh my God.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah, there's, there's room for it.

[Zach Amico]

French fries. My issue would be they're not gonna stay hot.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, no. I would want like hot pom frites. But I mean, pile of.

[Zach Amico]

But I mean, like eventually by you get. When you get to the end, they're going to be cold and it's going.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

To be a tough mush. Just a big cold mush of like.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

And the grease.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

Maybe not. I think I'm going to pick the cantaloupe.

[Zach Amico]

Cantaloupe.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I'm saying just anything meat wise. Like steak is probably.

[Sabrina Piper]

Never had a steak.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

This probably be the easier.

[Zach Amico]

Never had a steak.

[Sabrina Piper]

Never had a steak. I've never had a burger.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Really? Never had a burger.

[Sabrina Piper]

Never had a burger.

[Zach Amico]

Is that a Jew thing?

[Sabrina Piper]

No, no, it's just a me thing. It's a weird thing.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, not at all. Juicy beef all the time. It's the pork you can eat.

[Zach Amico]

No meat. I figured she maybe never had a cheeseburger because they didn't supposed to touch.

[Sabrina Piper]

If you're, if you keep kosher.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

But you don't keep kosher.

[Sabrina Piper]

No, I just sound it.

[Zach Amico]

I'm trying for me. I'm part of me says nachos because of the, the texture variation.

[Sabrina Piper]

Like just a plain nacho chip or like nachos.

[Zach Amico]

Nachos.

[Sabrina Piper]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chili and cheese and the shebang. Yeah. Tomato. Get some hot peppers in there. So you have a pepper. Change it up.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I'm going gefilta fish. I'm gonna use this jars and jars. I'm just gonna drink. Yeah, it's got to go down easy.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It's all mush.

[Sabrina Piper]

You got the liquid too though.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

If you're ever doing that. No.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Okay. Trying to think what else you didn't eat. Burgers.

[Zach Amico]

Donuts. Might be an easy one because they're light on the inside.

[Sabrina Piper]

No, they. They start to make you feel full after like a couple refried beans.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I just want to make love to you right now. I feel like this is like fat guy porn.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

What do you want? Donuts?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I think. I think bean and cheese burritos.

[Sabrina Piper]

Burritos?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah. I don't know. Anything carby and starchy I think is gonna. You up, man. Rice.

[Zach Amico]

What about meatloaf?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Meatloaf you can up. Yeah. That's good stuff.

[Zach Amico]

That might be it.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I think that found it. These are my food groups, by the way.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah. Because I mean a lot of the time it's like one piece scrambled eggs. Okay.

[Zach Amico]

That might be eight big. A big breakfast.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah. And if you puke it up, it looks the same.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That it did going in.

[Zach Amico]

Because then you can get. If you. If. If there's pancakes and French toast, you make sandwiches and.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

There we go.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Let's do it. This has got to be. Where are the compat. Where are the. The food challenges around here? A million of them.

[Zach Amico]

On curry row had the hot fall. Is it called Jorge? Do you know what I'm talking about?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I don't.

[Zach Amico]

It's like a hot Indian food. My. My friend did it. He got close to the end, but then he up and got a mango lassie and the cold gave him a tummy ache.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

But here's the problem. That's another kind of food challenge because then they got the spicy food challenges too. There's one for quantity, but they Than his wife.

[Zach Amico]

I could never go near the. The spicy ones.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh yeah, me neither.

[Zach Amico]

I'm. I broke my meter after that trip. Yes, here it is. Bricklink Curry House. East Village restaurant Braves can attempt the fall challenge which requires finishing an extremely spicy curry. If successful, you get a free beer and a photo on the wall of fame.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Nice.

[Sabrina Piper]

Okay. At least you get a free beer. Like I like that.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, wait, I want to see the sloppy Joe one. Under it. The motherload challenge Somewhere in Brooklyn passes on a garfield realm's blog two person team challenge of all. Finishing an eight pound sloppy joe in 30 minutes.

[Sabrina Piper]

You guys could do this.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah, we can do this.

[Sabrina Piper]

You guys could.

[Zach Amico]

And they also had a death wish wing challenge, which. Absolutely not.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

No, I couldn't do that one either.

[Sabrina Piper]

Sounds Awful.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I get mad because I go to these local, like Thai food places and Indian places and I, I want like some spice in it. And they look at you because you're, you're American maybe, or just white. And they go, they go, I don't think you want that. And, and they never do. Like, they always think I want spicy. But they treat you like, like a Special Olympics, kid. They're like, all right, buddy, I'll make it spicy for you.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, buddy?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah. Which is how Special Olympics kids talk.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, buddy, I make spice for you.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I'm the last winner.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, fuck. What was I just food. The halal carts will hook you up sometimes. Sometimes if you go to. If you become a regular, you get at, you realize there's more shit in there than they're saying. Oh, yeah, really? The one by me on 86th in Bay Ridge wins like a vendee every year. It's got a huge line. And eventually if you go enough, they'll be like, my friend, spicy rice. And you're like, get out of here. You got spicy rice. And by the way, huge mistake, my friend, huge mistake on spicy rice.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I thought you could hang, bro. I thought you were one of us.

[Zach Amico]

Because they have the hot sauce they give everyone and then they have their hot sauce. And every once in a while I've ventured for it and they call everyone the N word. It's the best.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

What the guys is that through repetition.

[Zach Amico]

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[Sabrina Piper]

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[Anthony Zen Houser]

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[Sabrina Piper]

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[Anthony Zen Houser]

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[Zach Amico]

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[Sabrina Piper]

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[Zach Amico]

So where I live used to be called Bar Ridge.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah. Okay.

[Zach Amico]

There was a bar. There's a bar like every, every block for 20 blocks.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Gotcha.

[Zach Amico]

And they all get out at the same time and it's all guineas from Staten Island.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So they go up, they go up and the guy. Oh, hello my.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they all, they all just scream the N word.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

All Chief. Hey, chief. Hey, boss. Oh, that's so funny. I love that there's still Italian guys in New York City. That always blows my mind.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, dude, it's fun. When I first moved to Bay Ridge, we would call it Guido Hunting.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That's great.

[Zach Amico]

And we would go out at closing time. And there's one of them now. He's got his Cola pop. Still you can see his mate. She's 4 foot 3, holding her high heels, screaming Mario at the moon.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Now, the females generally have the facial hair in this relationship. If you can see his, he's got his horn on his gold chain. That means that he's up for mating season. Right now.

[Zach Amico]

The male has left his mother's basement, procure a mate for the next season.

[Sabrina Piper]

Self is bumping his way down as he makes his way back to the house, waiting for her to die so he can inherit it.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

The female's impressed by the amount of meatball palm stains on his.

[Zach Amico]

After finding no mate, he returns to his mother's house where he will yell at her for chicken cutlets. Oh, yeah, it was like full Jersey Shore. Like the blowouts that. That was still going hard.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah. Used to be like that. Benson Hurst too.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, they would all come over. Now it's not as. Now it's not as prevalent, but it's still going.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

But you remember, like, going Atlantic City. Ever been Lang City in like the 90s?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

When it was still mob ducks so guinea'd out. Just guys in tracksuits everywhere.

[Zach Amico]

You know, we used to go to Point Pleasant.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, Point Pleasant's beautiful.

[Zach Amico]

But it got Jersey shorey.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, sure.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, yeah, it's very.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Hey, shout out, Uncle Vinny's over there.

[Zach Amico]

They got. I remember going. What we used to do when we were a kid, when we were in, like, high school, college age. We were such scumbags. Even together. We could not afford a room for two nights. So we would leave at midnight, drive to Atlantic City, get drunk, and then fall asleep on the beach until it was time to check in. And then just get a room for the one night.

[Sabrina Piper]

Amazing.

[Zach Amico]

And you're not supposed to sleep on the beach. So one person would always have to stay up and warn everyone else if the beach patrol came.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I mean, I still do that when I'm on the road. Sleep outside somewhere. So much easier.

[Zach Amico]

And I remember where we were. Some fuck. And it was. This was like when Jersey Shore was on. So it was becoming a parody of itself.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, wow.

[Zach Amico]

And there was a guy who was a dj and he had a giant flag of his own name in the Italian flag.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

And there was one lady dancing and she had a cast on.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I love that.

[Zach Amico]

And the room we checked into looked like you had hired an art director to come and go, make it look Like, a Jersey Shore episode was here. So. I mean, spray tan, spray stains in the shower, a weave stuck to the wall, a hole punched in the door. It literally looked like they just shot an episode that let us in a.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Bottle of brioche in the fridge.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah, that's awesome.

[Zach Amico]

And we would drink. Oh, that's because some people might not know Atlantic City. If you leave the boardwalk for, like, eight paces, you're in Mad Max. Like. Yeah, it's. It's foggy. So crazy how ghetto again.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

Because that's all casino towns. There's the casinos, and then directly outside, it's like Land of the Dead, where the rich people live in a tower. And then the rest is all just like, zombies and people, like, trying to eat roast chickens.

[Sabrina Piper]

And that's ac.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

You've been ac. If you go to old Vegas, down. Down the old strip.

[Zach Amico]

Niagara Falls.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Niagara Falls. What's that place? Schenectady. Yeah, that Turning Leaf. Oh, man. Just gonna. In Albany on your upstairs. New York. It's just a. It's all Monticello. Monticello. I have a casino up there that's the South Bronx of upstate New York. They say horrendous and outside of the.

[Zach Amico]

Line, but if you go to the right liquor store, they still had MD 2020.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Shit.

[Zach Amico]

Which. That's probably before your time.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah, I don't know what that is.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah, you're young.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, could you show Sabrina a mad dog? This is what we used. This is what we used to get drunk. This is. This is a pre4 loco.

[Sabrina Piper]

Okay?

[Zach Amico]

This is how trashy people got drunk.

[Sabrina Piper]

Because we got the four locos. We got the smear. Enough ISIS. We got the mike's haul.

[Zach Amico]

This was. These are MD2020s. The best one was the. The neon blue.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah, I was gonna say, of course, neon blue.

[Zach Amico]

Orange juice. Orange juice went down easy, but the blue was the move, of course.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah, it's pure. Just pure garbage.

[Zach Amico]

And I mean, it's. It's sugar and out. It's the worst possible thing for your brain.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, it's a headache. It's a headache.

[Zach Amico]

You're hungover before you're drunk.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

They sell offshoots of that now. You can find, like, those big sips and bootlegs and.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

All that stuff. But remember, like, if you go up, like, uptown, like, close to, like. I think we're in Dyman Avenue. Like, in Washington Heights. They do the Nutcrackers up there.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Those are pretty dope.

[Sabrina Piper]

Those are good.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Wow.

[Sabrina Piper]

Got those in coney island too.

[Zach Amico]

Those are guys sometimes see, they have their own labels and too like the guys make home and they have their own like labeling and branding.

[Sabrina Piper]

Respect it. I love it.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, sure. No, it's great. It's. And they're cheap. Like they're like a $2 that used.

[Zach Amico]

I think that's when I started going to Coney Island. That's when I first started seeing that.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But yeah, we loved our Met. I mean, we were always 40s. Growing up, I hung out with fucking idiot metal kids who would buy nice beer and then put ice on it. They would pour it in. Ice in it. They would take a solo film.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Is that a metal thing?

[Zach Amico]

No, they were just idiots who wanted to be beer snobs. But we couldn't put beer in their parents refrigerator.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

So they would buy warm, really nice beer and then put ice in it.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Right.

[Sabrina Piper]

That's it.

[Zach Amico]

And tell me I was drinking piss water because I would get cores, right?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Nice cold cores.

[Zach Amico]

Nothing like it.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Ice cold cores. No, nothing beats like a shitty beer. Like at a camping trip or a barbecue right out of a can. No bottles, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Fourth of July, we went to like a beer dispensary by my sister in law's house. Everyone got a nice six pack of this. A fucking, you know, this, this highest IPA. I got a 30 rack of bush. And they're all looking at me like, who's gonna drink that? And I was like, all of you? I fucking guarantee it.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And fucking boom. Nine, ten o' clock rolls around, everybody's out of their fucking IPAs. Guess who's a popular boy? The man with half a 30 racks left.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That's it. And you can drink them all day because it's, it's. They're not strong. Yeah. It's only 5% alcohol. It's not like those, some of those Belgian beers and those IPAs, they're like 10, like you're an idiot.

[Sabrina Piper]

That 5% knocks me.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

You'll have to. You'll have two beers and then you're full.

[Zach Amico]

At the gathering, we were. I did not drink hard liquor, I think the entire time because it was so hot out.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I was like, this is pointless. I'm gonna sweat it out.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So we were. Me and Tom were drinking Bush Bush Light White Claws. And then because we're garbage, me and Tommy split a big 30 of twisted teas. We were just doing fucking 30 in a golf cart. Almost running over Juggalos trying not to spill our twisted tees on people.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Twisted tees will sneak up on you.

[Sabrina Piper]

Those are fun.

[Zach Amico]

Those are good.

[Sabrina Piper]

The twisties. Fun little thing.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah, no, they're great. I mean, I feel like when you're younger, as a man, you don't want to be caught drinking a twisted tea, but that sounds about right. Come on. They're so delicious. They are delicious.

[Sabrina Piper]

Real men drink them.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That's right.

[Zach Amico]

Yesterday, on my Facebook algorithm, me and Mrs. Amico both got the same ad at the same time, and I'm very intrigued to doing Hard Jaritos.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

What's that?

[Sabrina Piper]

What's.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, yeah, Jaritos. The Mexican soda.

[Zach Amico]

Right, The Mexican soda.

[Sabrina Piper]

Okay. I know what that is.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Hard.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, can you look that up? This. This. This is my kind of.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That's going to up a. That's going to really ruin a kera.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Pretty. Pretty fast.

[Zach Amico]

And by the way, so many kids are going to take one by accident.

[Sabrina Piper]

I was just going to say that.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, can I.

[Sabrina Piper]

Can you zoom in the same exact bottle? Same bottle.

[Zach Amico]

I want to see the flavors. Fruit punch, Mandarin, pineapple, tamarind. Oh, yeah. Kids are gonna.

[Sabrina Piper]

You would not know.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Tamarind. I can't. I. I tried it. I'm not a big tamarind guy.

[Sabrina Piper]

Same.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

No. You don't like it?

[Sabrina Piper]

I don't.

[Zach Amico]

I. I love all the Dre. So there. There. They need to say hard on the way. Bigger. Yeah, somebody's grandma's gonna have four of those and fall down the basement. All right, we can. We can move on. I apologize for my tangent.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That was fun.

[Sabrina Piper]

I love it.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, here's a fun one. Norman Reedus from Walking Dead. His son was arrested for strangling his girlfriend. Let's take a wild guess what we think Norman Reedus would name his son Norman.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Now, which one was Norman Reedus?

[Zach Amico]

Is that crossbow guy.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, the crossbow guy. Okay. Have you ever watched the show?

[Shannon]

It's Daryl.

[Zach Amico]

Daryl Walking Dead from Walking Dead.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah, I know that.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, well, I'm gonna.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Something with fur at the end, a walker, a hunter, something like.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, okay. What would be the dumbest thing you would maybe want to name your kid?

[Sabrina Piper]

That's a kid?

[Zach Amico]

Yep.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

The dumbest thing you would name your.

[Zach Amico]

Kid if your name was Norman.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I don't say that word anymore.

[Zach Amico]

If your name is Norman Reedus and you gotta go, oh, how can I really. This kid's life up.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It has to rhyme with Reedus.

[Sabrina Piper]

It has to rhyme with Rita.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Fetus. Fetus. Reedus.

[Zach Amico]

It's somehow worse. Shannon.

[Shannon]

It's Mingus.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Mingus.

[Sabrina Piper]

Mingus.

[Zach Amico]

Mingus. Reus. Well, this Guy's got to strangle women. First of all, he's got to start going by a middle name.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

You're going to me with that small dick. Mingus.

[Sabrina Piper]

Shut up. Honestly, that would probably be me. Let's be real. I'd be making fun of a Mingus till the end of the day.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Me, Ming. Oh, me. Mingus. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Am I wrong? Wasn't the. Wasn't the nerd on Boy Meets World? Mingus?

[Sabrina Piper]

I was going to say minus.

[Zach Amico]

No, Minus. You're right.

[Sabrina Piper]

Was his name. And I was like, see, that's why he's.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like that was his last name.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Was a boy.

[Sabrina Piper]

It was. It was transition.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh. Into K. Mingus.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, okay. One of the Minkus two in the Stinkus.

[Shannon]

He's Stuart minus.

[Sabrina Piper]

Stuart minus.

[Zach Amico]

Is he really a lady now?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I believe he transitioned to Shannon.

[Zach Amico]

Is that.

[Shannon]

Hold on, hold on.

[Zach Amico]

Is that true? Or is that like Marilyn Manson was on Wonder Years?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

You think it's some sort of, like, a urban legend?

[Shannon]

It looks. It looks like he's a dude. Oh, you can share this.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That's. This.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, that's definitely him.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, isn't he one of the McPoils?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

He looks like. He looks like one of the main McBo McPoyles.

[Sabrina Piper]

We should go to his Instagram. I feel like.

[Shannon]

Oh, Torkel sins. I remember him on that.

[Sabrina Piper]

He was in Gone Girl. Really? Who is he?

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. Look at that.

[Sabrina Piper]

A Christmas wish. Oh, he's really gone.

[Shannon]

Isn't Walking Dead? Isn't that a weird coincidence?

[Sabrina Piper]

That is a weird coincidence.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That's crazy.

[Sabrina Piper]

That's crazy. Wow.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I feel like that might be an urban legend. That make us.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I guess I. I guess I got had. I actually click on to those links when I see them on. On Facebook instead of just assuming that that's real.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, the fucking. Do you remember on boy? Full House.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Such a boomer.

[Zach Amico]

The. The blonde nerd kid. He was also in Little Rascals. He was Donald Trump's son in Wonder Years. Full House.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, Full House. Full House.

[Zach Amico]

He sang Yankee Doodle Dandy.

[Sabrina Piper]

No, I don't remember.

[Shannon]

Can I interrupt real quick? I just have to show this to you. So, Anthony, I think this is what you saw. The title is Did Stuart Minkus become Chanel West Coast? Can you share this?

[Zach Amico]

That's so funny.

[Sabrina Piper]

That's amazing. Is that it?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That's what you saw?

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, that's awesome. You're so old. Oh, my God. You're geriatric.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I am such a Facebook boomer. I'm like, look, what they're doing. Trump can't fix this.

[Sabrina Piper]

Look what he did. Look what's happening to this country. Oh, my God. We got Mr. Minkus gone. Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

Do you remember the kid I'm talking about from Full House? He was like a nerd.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Was he. Was he, like, part of the main cast?

[Zach Amico]

He was one of their classmates who was in a lot.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Okay, I remember the one kid from, like, Pet Cemetery was in it for a while.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. He's also.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

He grew up to be a weird looking kid. Like, what's his name? The one from Six Senses.

[Zach Amico]

No, not, Not. That's duck face. Okay, Search the kid that's saying Yankee Doodle Dandy.

[Sabrina Piper]

It has to be out there.

[Zach Amico]

No, I swear. Because he's like a. A gay model now.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, wow. You're like, I'm not making this up.

[Zach Amico]

Hilariously ripped.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That's great.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yum.

[Shannon]

You can share this. Okay. Is it this kid, right?

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Shannon]

Okay. Derek Boyd.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, I remember.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Now, can you look him up now?

[Sabrina Piper]

Now I kind of have a recollection.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Was he in Little Raspberry?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

He played Waldo.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

And the Little Rascals, but yeah. Darla, I love you. Darla, I love you.

[Zach Amico]

Right?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Trump was his dad. Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So look him up. That he is a. He is a thirst trap.

[Sabrina Piper]

I see the sex pot.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yum, yum, yum.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

And he's gay now. Did he just.

[Zach Amico]

If he's not gay.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, my God.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That little twink.

[Sabrina Piper]

He airbrushed his nipples.

[Shannon]

That's him.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

There he go.

[Zach Amico]

That's not him. I saw one of him in a jock strap that was wild.

[Shannon]

I put shirtless. This is all that I'm really getting.

[Zach Amico]

Derek Boyd.

[Shannon]

This is a different guy.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, that's a totally different person. Hello.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like I saw something of him in a jock strap.

[Sabrina Piper]

Just joined Facebook. 68 years. Is that you?

[Zach Amico]

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[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, no.

[Shannon]

I don't believe that. This is him.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

On the left.

[Sabrina Piper]

That is. Who cares? Let's get him in here.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, I guess not. All right, whatever. I don't know what I'm looking.

[Sabrina Piper]

Everyone got.

[Zach Amico]

God, we all got got today, baby.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, no.

[Zach Amico]

It happens to the best of us.

[Sabrina Piper]

Shirtless hot guy.

[Zach Amico]

It happens to the best of us. Yes.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I'm not taking my shirt off, buddy.

[Zach Amico]

The kid from Pet Sematary is also the kid. What the else is he. Isn't he in problem trial, not problem child. Oh, no. I'm thinking also for full house of the kid that said voice have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yes. Kindergarten cop.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. Which is a. A very offensive statement now.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It is. He knew. He knew that was coming down the pike too.

[Zach Amico]

His dad was a gynecologist, so.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Facts hurt people.

[Zach Amico]

By the way, that movie falls apart logically.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Kindergarten Cop really, really falls apart. Yeah, I know. That's why I shut it off midway. I'm like, I can't follow this.

[Zach Amico]

It's. It's.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Well, okay, what part. What part of the movie did it start breaking up for? Did the narrative just.

[Zach Amico]

Why losing you just send anyone else to be at the end? The fact that no one questioned that he's going to be a teacher?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Well, I mean, he, you know, he's an authority figure. He wasn't supposed to be the teacher.

[Zach Amico]

No, but he got sick.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

She had. He had to sub in for her. And what are they going to do? They've already assigned them both on the. On the. On the case. Are they going to like.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like that was supposed to be somebody else's movie and he got it.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I see what you mean.

[Zach Amico]

Ah, Like, I feel like that was supposed to be a vehicle for someone else.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Somebody kind of more reliable as a teacher. You mean like, like relatable as a teacher? More like Bruce Willis, maybe.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, like a Bruce Willis or Like a Damon Wayans.

[Sabrina Piper]

Somebody who's in comedy, who could do comedy.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, yes, I feel like that because I just saw a thing that Rocket man, the Harlan Williams movie, might have originally been Ernest Goes to Space.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

God.

[Zach Amico]

Rocket man and that. Another movie. He. He turned down something to do that, but it was like a. Hilarious, hilarious. Oh, maybe Ace Ventura. Did he turn that down to do that?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I thought Ace Ventura was.

[Zach Amico]

Ace Ventura was also originally an earnest movie.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

No.

[Zach Amico]

In its first draft, Ernest talks out of his ass. Yeah. It's supposed to be an earnest movie and they rewrote it for Jim Carrey.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I thought Ace Ventura was like his baby. I thought that Jim Carrey, that was like his manifestation. Like he came up with that.

[Zach Amico]

No, no, no. That was a piece.

[Sabrina Piper]

No, but I do know what you're talking about. The manifestations. I know what you're talking about with them. Yeah, yeah. That he would like, put out manifestations.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. He wrote like a million dollar check to himself and put in his dad's casket.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Right?

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He's not weird as sleep in the.

[Sabrina Piper]

Hollywood Hills, like in his car staring at the houses that he was like one day gonna stay in that.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

You don't believe in the power of suggestion. You don't believe in that. Your state of mind will definitely. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So there's. It's funny, I was just reading a study about manifesting and how if you believe. Like there's some scientists that think there's basically a switch in you, and if you believe something enough, you manifest it into your reality. And one of the studies they did was they took like this big group of people and they had half of them take piano lessons and half of them imagine every day for an hour playing the piano and they track their progress. And the people that imagined it for a day also got better at piano. That's crazy because they were like doing like chants and shit and like picturing.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It, and that's wild. Oh, this. There's a story of a kid who had a brain tumor and he used to sit in on his bed every night and pretend like he was playing a video game and he was destroying the. The, the. The cancer cells in his brain.

[Sabrina Piper]

Wow.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah. He just died of cancer. He's a dumb kid.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Idiot.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That was just a tumor with his.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

I was like, this is gonna be a beautiful story.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

He's got worse.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he, he. He got hit by a car when he was wig shopping by. He got hit by a wig truck.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Stupid cancer kid.

[Zach Amico]

Stupid idiot dummy.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

You got AIDS too. That's crazy.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, my God. And he's gay. Let him go.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Cancer. And then a guy from Africa.

[Zach Amico]

I hope he died. The day before John Cena got there.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

He was walking into the door, he just saw a bicep, and he died.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. You can't see him.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

You can't see me.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sabrina Piper]

What a guy.

[Zach Amico]

All right, we got some more fun for you. Okay. Cracker barrel reverses course on new logo. Brings back old timer after fan backlash.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, wow.

[Zach Amico]

That lasted, what, three days?

[Sabrina Piper]

That did.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

They should have put Shane Gillis's face on the new logo because that's another guy who saved the franchise from dying.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, it's so funny. I have to go back and find it. When the whole thing happened with the trans woman, I was like, man, Shane's getting a Bud Light deal.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Is that what you said?

[Zach Amico]

That was my first thought was, she's getting a Bud Light deal.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Shane is like, he grew out of a Bud Light cabbage patch. He was ma meant for, like, this was what he was destined for. Everything that led up to that moment where he was the face of Bud Light. That was what happened. But, yeah, you remember the Dylan Mulvaney stuff, right?

[Sabrina Piper]

What happened with the Dylan Mulvaney stuff?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Dylan Mulvaney was this trans. Is this right?

[Zach Amico]

They had her be a brand.

[Sabrina Piper]

Of Bud Light.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

The most, like, kicker.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Like hillbilly.

[Sabrina Piper]

I'm sorry. It is for, like. Like dudes. Like white dudes.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Camping trips. Yeah. You're gonna bring Bud Lights.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. You're bringing some bls.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

There's nothing wrong with that.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

You want to drink something all day. You want to get a little. You want to get wasted, but it's.

[Zach Amico]

A slow waste because it's something that'll complement your Percocet.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And your mansion in Long Island.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

The dream.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

So you don't slap your wife full force.

[Zach Amico]

You know, you just bite her head.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

You just. You just hold her by her shoulders and shake her a little bit when.

[Zach Amico]

No one's looking and just give her a little. Give her a little fright.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Come on.

[Zach Amico]

You like that, everybody?

[Sabrina Piper]

Sometimes.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah. There you go.

[Zach Amico]

So, yes, I. I think the back. I mean, they. They sent her cans with her photo on them. Right. Wasn't that the bit? And then people aren't drinking no beer with a goddamn train.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah. That was the whole thing.

[Zach Amico]

But she wasn't on it. It was just.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

She was like an ambassador. Yeah, she was just kind of. She was kind of the face of the Bud Light campaign.

[Sabrina Piper]

Okay. I do remember that because I actually remember coming back I was out at the. I was out of the Jersey Shore, and we were coming home, and all these kids got on, like, from, like, a graduation, and they were all, like, fucking wasted teenagers. And I was like, I've been there. I'm not going to get annoyed. And they started roasting this one kid. They were like, all right, you look like Dylan Mulvaney. Shut the fuck up. I was like, I'm so glad to see bullying get back to what it used to be. I was like, we might have this turnaround. Like, me and my friend looked at each other and we're like, this is good.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It's a good generation.

[Sabrina Piper]

Good.

[Zach Amico]

Would it be wild, though, if you got the Dylan Mulvaney Bud Light and then you drank it and you're like, this is a white claw.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah, it tricked me.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Whoa.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah, it's like, you know, you got to get in there before to realize what it really is, you know?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah. Open it up a little bit.

[Zach Amico]

Oops.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

But that's. But going back to the cracker barrel thing, why, why. Why take the white guy off the logo?

[Zach Amico]

Well, I think they were just chain. Like, I feel like every chain restaurant is doing less detail and more, like, generic. I think about how a McDonald's looks or a Burger King looks now or Taco Bell used to be so bright and colorful. Now they don't want you there.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Right? They're like penitentiaries. They're gray boxy.

[Zach Amico]

So, like, I've read that like, even, like, the lighting in a fast food place is designed to hurt your eyes, really, so that you don't sit there like, that's why there's no play places and like, that. They want you in and they want you. They don't want you there. And they especially don't want homeless people chilling there. So that's why the lights are too bright. The colors are unappealing.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

Because they're trying to get you out the fucking door.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

But I feel like that. Okay, so they took the. The white guy off the low, and.

[Zach Amico]

They also changed the decorations inside, I believe.

[Sabrina Piper]

Well, how so? Like, did they get rid of all the candy and stuff and, like, the little.

[Zach Amico]

I think they got rid of some of, like, the crap on the walls. Am I wrong about that?

[Shannon]

No, you're right. It says they took away, like, all that, like, decorative. Decorative. Decorative stuff. And then also just made the walls just, like, plain white.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Dumb.

[Sabrina Piper]

That is so dumb. I'm sorry. That's the whole reason you go this crappy cracker barrel, like, anytime on the Road or anything. It's like, come on.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I remember when Zach was doing a show in Poughkeepsie, he was so excited. There was a Cracker Barrel. He's like, I've never seen. I've never seen it. Like, like it was Christmas. He's like, I kid. There was a cracker. I'm going to the Cracker. He like, waited, Waited for that time to go to the Cracker Barrel.

[Zach Amico]

Because it is, it's, it's.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It's fatty, greasy, awesome Southern food. And then they got this whole awesome part where you can get all kinds of dumb candy. Yeah. Soda.

[Sabrina Piper]

It's a whole experience.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It's a great time. And that, That's. You're right. But that's why you go like, your wife wants to go buy a stupid Christmas decoration at the Cracker Barrel and.

[Zach Amico]

I want to eat a chicken fried steak. That's gonna kill me before that Christmas.

[Sabrina Piper]

A thousand percent.

[Zach Amico]

And by the way, that is my move at Cracker Barrels. Chicken.

[Sabrina Piper]

The chicken fried steak. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because there's one. It's one of the only things I feel like you can't get a good one in New York.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Why. Why would you even fucking bother going.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

If you're not getting a chicken fried steak?

[Zach Amico]

Like, the only place near me that even makes it is the fucking IHOP in Brooklyn. And that's not.

[Sabrina Piper]

That's not it. That's not it.

[Zach Amico]

That's not what I'm looking for.

[Sabrina Piper]

You guys see it? The IHOP when they were doing the $170 pancakes.

[Zach Amico]

No, no.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah, they were doing Dubai pancakes.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, with the Dubai chocolate.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah, with the Dubai chocolate. Tell me if I'm wrong. It's like $175 or something.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It would be something.

[Sabrina Piper]

But people waited in line at ours on 14th and 1st. They waited in line for hours.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That you buy chocolate was such a scam because everybody was like so excited.

[Zach Amico]

Well, it was actually two stacks of pancakes and then they would, they would crash a chocolate bar into one of them.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Tower pancake. Tower two is going down. But. But I mean, it's like Sierra Potato.

[Zach Amico]

Seven has been compromised.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

They. They hype. They hyped this. This exotic chocolate bar on. On Instagram and social media and you couldn't get it. Yeah, it was a Dubai chocolate. It's very fancy. Gold flakes or whatever the. They put in. It's.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yes, the slaves of Dubai are making it.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Right. And then also it's pistachio.

[Sabrina Piper]

It's just pistachio that. Those are it. Well, I guess that's a very nice photo.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It's not 150.

[Zach Amico]

How much is it?

[Shannon]

So they said the value was a hundred bucks, but for this promotion, they were giving it away for free to the first 100 people that showed up at the location.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, look at that. That's nice.

[Sabrina Piper]

Nice.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

But everyone else paid the hundred, huh?

[Shannon]

I think so.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Was IHOP struggling as a chain? I mean, they're doing okay. They don't. They don't need to go.

[Zach Amico]

I know this has been addressed in other podcasts, so I don't wanna. I don't want to harp on it, but what did you guys think of the lineup for the Riya Comedy Festival?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

What?

[Zach Amico]

What?

[Sabrina Piper]

I haven't.

[Zach Amico]

So this is Riyadh Is. Is this week, right? Or it's. They do. It's.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It's better than the Jihad Comedy Festival.

[Zach Amico]

Shan, you know what I'm talking about, right?

[Shannon]

I don't.

[Sabrina Piper]

Can we see that?

[Zach Amico]

So it's. Riyadh is like. It's the. The Saudi Arabia, like, entertainment.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, okay.

[Zach Amico]

Like, they do wrestling, pay per views. They do, like, big events to try and get tourists.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

They're trying to get. Zach's a big star.

[Zach Amico]

They're trying to get entertainment into Saudi Arabia.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Of course they are playing.

[Sabrina Piper]

That's awesome.

[Zach Amico]

And so they have a comedy festival.

[Sabrina Piper]

Hell, yes. I have not seen that.

[Zach Amico]

And we got friends on it. I got friends on it, and I'm proud of them. And I hope they are getting a big fucking check, probably.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, my God. Can we see the lineup, please, please?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, thank you, Shannon.

[Zach Amico]

I think it's like, R I Y A D H. Hey, Saudi Arabia. What's going on?

[Sabrina Piper]

No. Yes. Is he really?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That would make sense. They're gonna. They're gonna cherry pick the top guys, of course, and they're gonna bring them over there and they're proud.

[Sabrina Piper]

I'm telling you, they're gonna get me. They're gonna. They're gonna get me. They're gonna say, we are open. She can drive here. She is allowed. Her boobies allowed to drive it.

[Zach Amico]

Here we go.

[Sabrina Piper]

All right. I am blind. Jesus.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It's. It's. It's. It's everybody. Who. Who's.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I mean, it's everybody. Everybody.

[Shannon]

Sorry, I can't. I can't make this bigger, but I could tell you some of the ones.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Peters, I feel like he's like, all.

[Zach Amico]

Right, so I got it. It's Tom Segura. Pete. Indian guy, Dupes. Yeah, yeah. Patel, Mark Norman, Black guy. Aziz.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

The one with the dreads is Hannibal Burris.

[Zach Amico]

That's Hannibal, Yeah. He has dreads.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It does music now.

[Zach Amico]

Well, son of a. Oh, I have heard that.

[Sabrina Piper]

Actually.

[Zach Amico]

I didn't know that. Andrew and Bobby Lee. Chappelle Schultz. Louie.

[Sabrina Piper]

Kevin Hart. No.

[Zach Amico]

Is that Kevin Hart Next to him is Kevin Hart.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

The Chris Tucker.

[Zach Amico]

Fluffy. Jessica Kierson. That's a weird one.

[Sabrina Piper]

That is a weird one.

[Zach Amico]

Bring us the Jew woman.

[Sabrina Piper]

That's why I'm like, get that out of the lineup. Brittany.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Bring us funny Jew, lesbian.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Bring us jewels.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, Jocoi Bar. Sebastian, Whitney and Russell.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

God, I hope that's not like they're all on the same plane and it's one of those. We are. What was that movie with the football plate? Football team dies.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, Marshall. Oh, no.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

We lose all the. All the big names in comedy in one playing God. God forbid.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, God.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Push, push, push, push, push.

[Zach Amico]

It'll be a lot of. A lot of open theaters that would. That we're not going to get, but the people above us will get. And we'll start working clubs.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

Finally.

[Zach Amico]

We'll start getting. Finally weekend spots.

[Sabrina Piper]

Maybe I'll bomb the plane.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Mike Cannon will finally get a shot somewhere.

[Zach Amico]

It is.

[Sabrina Piper]

No, that still won't happen.

[Zach Amico]

No, Mike's very funny, and I will not. I will not take that.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I will not trash him.

[Zach Amico]

No. He's a very, very nice man.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Mike Hannon. You're.

[Sabrina Piper]

I actually really like Mike.

[Shannon]

Oh, look, he's making him suck his own dick.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, why would you say that? But I just. I. I love. What is Sebastian gonna do in Saudi Arabia?

[Sabrina Piper]

I hope he brings his dad.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

These guys are gonna. They're gonna be treated so well. You ever. You ever been? I used to.

[Zach Amico]

I'm sure they're told what they can and can't talk about, though.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I still. I used to be a passport. I used to get visas of, like, a courier. So I used to take, like, passports to different embassies and get visas for people. And we used to go to, like, the. Those kind of countries. Like, they go to those embassies like Qatar. That's in, like, the top of, like, the Ritz Carlton. It's like the top. Top of the. And it's so beautiful. These people have so much money, they don't even know what to do with it, man. It's crazy. You think that people in this country are rich. You go over there, they're going to be treated like they're probably making so much money. How much do you think the average comic on that show Is making at least 50 grand.

[Sabrina Piper]

Probably more.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I would say more. I would say over 100. I would say over 100 grand. 200. 250, probably. You think higher? You know. You know.

[Sabrina Piper]

Know it for a fact.

[Zach Amico]

I guarantee it.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

What? What would you say how much they're making?

[Zach Amico]

I would say the lowest offer anybody's got on that one is over 100k. It has to be, because they're regular public. If they're doing a corporate or something, I'm sure Whitney makes more than that.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Sure.

[Zach Amico]

So to go to fucking Saudi Arabia.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I'm saying half a million. Half a million at least.

[Zach Amico]

And that's.

[Sabrina Piper]

I think.

[Zach Amico]

I think it varied, furthermore. And then, like, for, like, Chappelle.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I think Sebastian, like, the big ticket guys.

[Sabrina Piper]

That's probably two mil.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah, that's. Yeah. And that's like, nothing. It's nothing.

[Zach Amico]

It is funny. Nate's not on it. Nate's like, the one person I feel like that is missing. Hey, Saudi Arabia, we don't want this family friendly humor. Y' all got it good with your women.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

So you cut the off, huh?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That's a good idea.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, man. I would have pulled it off with my truck.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Look, I know y' all gonna stone my wife after the show. I know. I know that. Yeah. He'll be great. I'm surprised. Well, I mean, Nate doesn't. He's not doing too bad.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he's doing fine.

[Sabrina Piper]

I think he's okay.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I think he's supposed. He's going to host the Emmys again.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Just Sebastian. So you get on the plane.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You take out the box cutter. You go. I need to talk to the pilot.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Where are the jewels around here?

[Zach Amico]

Where? I mean, listen, hummus, tabouli. I like it. I don't see any lessons how to land the plane.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Where's the coffee cake?

[Zach Amico]

Baklava.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

We don't get this Italian humor. We don't.

[Sabrina Piper]

I'm here for the Dubai chocolate.

[Zach Amico]

That's. That's gonna be Jessica Kirsten's opener. I'm getting paid to buy chocolate.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That's great.

[Zach Amico]

I. I'm completely supportive of my friends.

[Sabrina Piper]

Aziz is making his comeback. Dude, it's very nice to see. It is very nice.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

What happened to Aziz was fine.

[Zach Amico]

Some lady.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Some girls tried to meet too him, but it wasn't even.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah, but it was a bullshit. Me too.

[Zach Amico]

It was literally. We had bad sex and he picked.

[Sabrina Piper]

Red wine instead of white wine. Yeah, that was really it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And then he got her an Uber.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They watched her Uber.

[Sabrina Piper]

Like, what?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

But that was the heat of the me too time. Like, that was. Everybody was kind of getting pinched for anything.

[Sabrina Piper]

Seven years. And that's when the pendulum, like, swings back. And.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And I guess he had worn. There was. What was it? Time's up was the other term.

[Sabrina Piper]

Times up.

[Zach Amico]

And he wore a pin for it. And then the next day.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

The store. But we. I mean, we knew months before because people were digging around.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah. 100.

[Zach Amico]

But yeah, they went. And I feel like that was the one where everybody was like, I don't know what this guy did.

[Sabrina Piper]

That was the first time I fought with somebody on a podcast.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Was disease.

[Sabrina Piper]

But no, over that.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. I feel like that was the first one where everybody was like, I'm starting. Well, the one girl tried to take down Tarantino.

[Sabrina Piper]

What?

[Zach Amico]

There was an Indian chick. She was like, yeah, he took me home and he sucked my feet and jerked off. And everyone's like, yeah, no.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah, sounds about right.

[Zach Amico]

No.

[Sabrina Piper]

Fucking lucky bitch. Fucking ungrateful cunt.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Get in line.

[Zach Amico]

And then when you read the Aziz one, like, he met her. He thought she was a fan. But this is what happened. He met a bitch. He mistakenly thought she was a hoe for him, specifically for fame. Treated her as such, and she did not care for the treatment.

[Sabrina Piper]

He met her in an event while she was with somebody else.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

And then tried to talk to him instead.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

So she was just a fame.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, for sure. And if you just. I mean, again, if a guy just sucks your feet and jerks off, that. That's pretty.

[Sabrina Piper]

Also, it's Tarantino. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Come on. Don't even.

[Sabrina Piper]

It. Don't even try that.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

How do you feel?

[Sabrina Piper]

That made my blood boil.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Suck. Guy sucking on your toes. Is that. Is that like a deal breaker?

[Sabrina Piper]

No, I've had guys do that, and I didn't know I was going to be into it. And then I was like, I like that.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Why not?

[Sabrina Piper]

Sometimes the foot just goes, you know?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

If you're having fun.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

All that shrimping when you suck on a girl's toes.

[Zach Amico]

You know, I've heard different definitions, but.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That'S, like, the least of your worries.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. What's it when you. When you come in someone's butt and then suck it out with a straw.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Awesome.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, what's that one?

[Sabrina Piper]

Something like the bubbler or something that might be shrimping.

[Zach Amico]

No, there's another term. They talk about them all in the Drowned Waters movie, A Dirty shame.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It's called that middle.

[Zach Amico]

In the John Waters movie, A Dirty Shame. They go after all they. They name, like, all the fetishes.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I know. Boofing is when you, like, blow. Yeah. Girls.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Boofing is when you put drugs up your butt.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, okay.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I never heard of slurping. Come out of it like your own belching.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you, Shannon.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

You knew that. You already knew that.

[Shannon]

I can't believe that I didn't think he's making him suck his own dick. I didn't think that Google was going to actually retrieve a response that it did. Google share this.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

She's like dummies. It's called filching.

[Zach Amico]

What's it called when you ejaculate in an anus then suck it out with a straw?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Tuesday.

[Zach Amico]

Felching, sucking, or eating semen out of someone's anus is sexual behavior about which nothing has been written in the scholarly literature, despite it appears to be a not uncommon practice among certain subpopulations of men who have sex with men.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Talking about that, the Webster didn't put that in his dictionary.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Skibidi could be in there, but no felt.

[Sabrina Piper]

Skippity Skibidi.

[Zach Amico]

Skibidi's. Well, that's what they call it. Yeah, we went over that on the show the other day.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, they put skibidi in this year.

[Sabrina Piper]

That's wild.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Gay.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, it is.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's gayer than fouching.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It is.

[Sabrina Piper]

That is.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I'd rather. I'd rather suck come out of another man's asshole. And then he says skibidi. Afterwards, I'm like, dude, stop being gay.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, you know what? And then Norton's old special, I learned about docking.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's where one guy is uncut and one guy's cut, and he wraps his foreskin around the other guy's dick.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Right?

[Zach Amico]

They. And they jerk off together.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, that's sweet.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It'S like a Hallmark card. Yeah, that's. But then the hard part is trying to find a circumcised guy, though it's not as easy as it used to be, is it?

[Sabrina Piper]

In this country, anyway, it's easy as.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Really?

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah. Come, we'll code cut your dick anytime.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Cool. Yeah. Show me. Show me the way micropenis ever.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, yeah, I've seen a couple.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah. A lot of women are actually looking for micropenises. I have a few friends that are like, she's. They're in search of the micropenis. It's like. It's like the Lorax. It's like they can't find it.

[Zach Amico]

It's voiced by Danny DeVito.

[Sabrina Piper]

Have you ever seen a micropenis in the mirror?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I was gonna say me and. Me and Zach will see it every day.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no, I don't see it. That's the problem. I'm guessing.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

What makes a micro penis? Because, I mean, there's. There's average penises, but then, like, what would constitute a micro penis? How small is that? Is it. Is it width plus length?

[Sabrina Piper]

You gotta. Yeah, if it's hard. And if it's hard, and if it's still, like, under, like, four inches. That's crazy.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I mean. Oh, that's weird.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, man. I wish. I wish. I wish you had said way less than four.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I was thinking two.

[Shannon]

I think it's technically under three inches.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you, Shannon.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Thank God.

[Zach Amico]

The buzzer. That was like, when Indiana Jones takes his hat from under the. Indiana Jones slides under the wall and grabs his hat. Phew.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Ah, it's so funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I. I think it's like, it's a. It's a. It could be a fetish for women, I'm sure.

[Zach Amico]

I've definitely googled it. Gave it a goo.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

You have to. You have to give it a goog.

[Zach Amico]

I've that my porn searches sometimes have been micro penis or. I love to search premature ejaculation. Yeah, those are hilarious.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, pre ejaculation and porn. Ever seen that?

[Zach Amico]

Especially when it's like, a guy's big break and you just watch his. His life shatter.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That's great.

[Zach Amico]

It'll be one of those old, like, you know, they take, like, five hot chicks to, like, a garage and some Mexican guy just walks up and they touch his dick and he comes on the floor.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That's great.

[Zach Amico]

I love watching real porn where the guy ejaculates too fast and the girl's furious, but then she can't waste the cum shot, so she's got to, like, the cum shot. Mad. Oh, it's the best. Yeah, it's kind of like she's now thinking, like, ugh, I gotta. I'm gonna be late. I gotta pay the babysitter extra now.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, the best are those. You see, like, a porn meltdown.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Where the girls are just. The girls just lose their, like, during the porn. Like, all of a sudden, everything, like, everything starts. The reality starts to hit while they're there or whatever they're on. Starts wearing off. And they're on the couch and they just. They just start breaking down crying or the guy can't get it Up. And the director's like, you motherfucker. He's like, you're fucking wasting the goddamn fucking day. Like, they're screaming at the dude because he can't. Yeah, that helps.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

E Fucked had all those.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Calm. They do that too.

[Zach Amico]

There was one. It was one of those, like, dancing Bear. Like a bachelorette party. Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

What is that?

[Zach Amico]

So it would be. They would have porn chicks, but then they would hire girls to be extras. And all you had to do was just, like, drink and dance in the background.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Right?

[Sabrina Piper]

Like, that would be me.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Come on.

[Sabrina Piper]

I'd fall for it.

[Zach Amico]

And that's a great gig.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah. What, free drinks?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So, please. It was a video on E. Fucked. And it was a girl who was not one of the paid porn stars. She was just an extra, and she got too into it and just sucked this fucking guy's dick and took a cum shot. And then you watch the fucking. Hello Darkness. Like, the fucking. You watch her realize she just did that on film. And what did they send it to the. Ooh, what you say?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

What you say?

[Zach Amico]

So fucking funny.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah, it's funny.

[Zach Amico]

I had all my favorites that had. Sing it, David, which was my favorite, which was a redneck couple having sex.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

The wife keeps saying, give me my N word dick. And David Bowie's on. And the guy goes, singing David. And she goes, what? He goes, david Bowie. And then he fucks her with a giant black dildo and jerks off on her.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That's great.

[Zach Amico]

There was. And then the. My favorite ever, which is the compilation of animals interrupting sex tapes.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

Set to who Let the Dogs Out?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That's so funny. So prevalent, Son, something's licking your asshole. And it's a.

[Zach Amico]

It's so fucking funny. And because every time a dog walks into a sex tape, they immediately go right to the. What are those? What are you guys playing?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah. Can I sniff that?

[Zach Amico]

Yep.

[Sabrina Piper]

Can I lick it?

[Zach Amico]

Chad, can you find that? We'll watch it at the end of the episode.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

There's one. That. There's one guy. He was a. He was a food reviewer. I forget his. Bruce. Bruce Food.

[Sabrina Piper]

Bruce.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

And Bruce would be like. He would just take different kinds of fast food. He's like, this is a Wendy's Baconator. He's like, it's got five strips of bacon on it. Two. Two patties. Like, all right, let's it. And then he just. The burger and come in the burger. Bruce food. Look that up.

[Zach Amico]

Dude. That's.

[Sabrina Piper]

That's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Awesome. And new conversation. What do you think the most fun fast food item to Would be.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, a good question. As a man.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I would say trying to think as a woman. As a woman, it might be harder. Woman. It might be like a corn dog or something.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

For a man, I would say something warm and tight.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah. Like a burrito. Maybe some sort of Taco Bell chalupa.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like you're risking heat in your.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I mean, let it cool down. I'm not an animal.

[Zach Amico]

No, you want it hot.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

You want it hot.

[Zach Amico]

You want it very warm.

[Sabrina Piper]

Donut coming out. That's a smart glaze. And it's warm.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Smart answer. Like a. Like a. But it's got to be. Yeah, it's got to be filled.

[Zach Amico]

The red light has to still be on.

[Sabrina Piper]

The red light has to still be on. For sure.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It's got to be. It's got to be like a cream filled or a jelly filled. Something like where it's got that. That warm liquid. Oh, you're so smart.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah, see? Oh, no, stick with.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I got to stick with you. We'll food and it'll be fun.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

What about like. Like a McDouble?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

A burger's a good idea.

[Zach Amico]

Burger's a good burger is kind of flesh laid.

[Sabrina Piper]

So messy.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

But that's half the fun.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. It's bloshing.

[Sabrina Piper]

And are you gonna keep it in the bag as you do it? You take it out?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah. I want to see its face all over the car.

[Sabrina Piper]

All over the car.

[Zach Amico]

Subway meatball sub.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

See? Yeah. I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

Cheesesteak.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I feel like the meatballs getting in your hole. Oh, yeah. But I think. I think the meatballs get in the way of it, right?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. You gotta knock them out.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Unless you want to mush it up. Unless you want to, like. You want to tear that up. Yeah. You're so smart. You're so smart when it comes to food. What would you want to.

[Sabrina Piper]

I was trying to think of it. I was trying to think of it. I think a corn dog was a good suggestion.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah, but that might. That's going to dissolve in your vagina.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah, that's like a little.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It's something.

[Sabrina Piper]

A little grease too, or something, I think from fast food maybe.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Like, it's gotta be something that you could send me, something that can go inside.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I got one. Wendy's baked potato.

[Sabrina Piper]

I was just thinking of Wendy's. And I was thinking of what, like what at Wendy's. And I was thinking maybe a Frosty because it's so frozen.

[Zach Amico]

No, Frosty doesn't Have the.

[Sabrina Piper]

You could flick your. With it.

[Zach Amico]

It doesn't have the structural integrity.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Or we're talking us it.

[Zach Amico]

No, we're talking her.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, her. Yeah. Like we. Like what. What could. Again, it's got to be phallic. It's got to be something that. That. That you can. That you. That's interesting. What does the chat say?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. I don't have the chat up unfortunately.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Or.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, Shannon. Opinions.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I'm sure they have a lot of ideas. Nope, not at all.

[Zach Amico]

Let's see.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Lots. Lots of people agreeing with a donut.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sabrina Piper]

Okay.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Donuts. A solid move.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Don't.

[Sabrina Piper]

It's a sign.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That was smart. But not. But not the whole donut. Like the one with the hole in it. You gotta get the. The fill.

[Sabrina Piper]

Well, that's what I was thinking. The whole donut. So you can hold it.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That's true. My micropenis. Somebody said the McRib.

[Sabrina Piper]

It's not in season.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's true.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

We got our best people at work on this.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. I. I want to go back to season. What about Chipotle?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

What about Burrito? It's like a big pillow of. Of greatness.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. There we go.

[Sabrina Piper]

That is probably the best one.

[Zach Amico]

Chipotle. Yeah. That might be the move.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Oh, ice pops. Right?

[Sabrina Piper]

Ice pops for sure. I thought of.

[Zach Amico]

But I'm like, would they do ice pops at any.

[Sabrina Piper]

I don't know. I can't think of any place that does. That's the thing.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Dairy Queen might have a few good ones.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

Maybe something dairy. See, here's the thing. I can come from getting that rub. So I'm like, what if I just flick it with the cone?

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sabrina Piper]

Does that count or do I have to put it.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

But now if you're talking about Cunningus. Now if you're talking about stimulation, then there's. So it opens the door wide for you, I guess. So many things that you could rub on your. That would make it better.

[Sabrina Piper]

It's still. Pick the donut.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

But maybe the mini donut. So we just focus on the clit.

[Zach Amico]

How many munchkins could you fit in your ass?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That's a good question.

[Sabrina Piper]

That is a great question.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

You know what? You know, he doesn't. You don't get to a lot of podcasts where they ask you those hard hitting questions.

[Sabrina Piper]

I like being on a journalist podcast.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I think the yeast ones you can fill a lot more. They're lighter.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. Not the truffle.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

No, not truffle.

[Zach Amico]

Not the cake. Not the cake.

[Sabrina Piper]

No way. It has to Be the glaze. It can't be the red velvet either.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Has its own lube. Yeah, it's kind of slippery. You get the glaze when they're real wet. Those are all wet. Glazed on. That's all. They're so good.

[Zach Amico]

This is the fattest conversation that's ever.

[Sabrina Piper]

Ever, ever taken place now.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It's the most Zach conversation.

[Sabrina Piper]

I'm thinking of this. What if we make anal beads out of the munchkin that.

[Zach Amico]

See that? Yeah, that could be a move.

[Sabrina Piper]

We need to, like, talk to somebody.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

A little stale, though. The old fashioned ones. Like, when they're stale, they're hard as fuck.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

They might fit in there. And you'd be able to pull that.

[Sabrina Piper]

Out, string that together and see how I feel.

[Zach Amico]

Like there's a fast food place we're not thinking about yet.

[Sabrina Piper]

So you've got not no shade. But y' all would know before me.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I know.

[Zach Amico]

I'm trying to think Taco Bell. Sonic. Sonic would have a corn dog.

[Sabrina Piper]

Okay.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Somebody in the chat said taquitos. And then somebody also said. Somebody also said an egg roll.

[Zach Amico]

Ah, yes, the egg roll from Jack in the Box.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah, we didn't think of Jack in the Box or Panza Express.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. Panda Express.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah. Put a bunch of that Bourbon chicken in your pussy. Yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

Give me a spring roll for my pussy.

[Zach Amico]

There we go. Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Bourbon chicken for your pussy. Bourbon chicken. It's always free.

[Sabrina Piper]

It's a portion of.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, And I'll go one further.

[Sabrina Piper]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Breakfast burrito.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Okay.

[Sabrina Piper]

Because then that has eggs too. Because it's fluffy.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

The smushy stuff again.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

So if you're in an eating competition or a.

[Zach Amico]

Or an eating dead competition.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

That's hollandaise sauce.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. We go, baby, look at us. Look at us learning things. All right. Funeral director kept my baby's body and a bouncer in her living room watching cartoons. Shannon.

[Shannon]

Okay, so this woman, her baby died at about three weeks old. She heard about this other woman whose baby also died so that she kind of like put together a foundation where she helped people with funeral arrangements for their babies. So she went to go over to the funeral director's home, and when she walked in, she was going into the living room of the funeral director, and she was like, oh, come on in. We're watching cartoons. And she saw her baby in a little bouncer and then another dead baby just sitting on the couch.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Jesus. So there was two dead babies or.

[Shannon]

Just two dead babies?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Two dead babies.

[Shannon]

Yeah. And so like her, this.

[Zach Amico]

How was the car? What cartoon was It.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

PJ masks.

[Zach Amico]

I knew. I really didn't want to know, but now I know. Now I can't unknow that you ask me.

[Shannon]

So her. This. This woman's baby died in 2017. So she's been, quote, helping other women since then. But the hospitals have said that they've gotten so many complaints. But in England and Wales, there aren't any legal requirements on how bodies are stored. So there's like, they can't actually file charges on her. They can just complain.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

So the.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, so she's just fine.

[Sabrina Piper]

It's just.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Okay, so the baby died of unknown circumstances.

[Shannon]

Brain bleed.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Brain bleed. Okay.

[Sabrina Piper]

Sorry.

[Shannon]

I don't think that's the important part of the story.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Was that was. I mean, did she. Was she. Did she. Was she the cause of the murder? Like, did she.

[Sabrina Piper]

No, it.

[Shannon]

Just playing with dead babies.

[Sabrina Piper]

That's weird, though, to keep them up there.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, she's the collector.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I mean, Pokemon cards were good.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I would put one on a Roomba and dress it like a little maid. I think that's the move.

[Sabrina Piper]

Or do you just replace, like, American Girl dolls for them?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

Like, it has to be something thing.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, actually, while we're on a morbid thing, Shannon, I don't think we did it. Can we look at the. The guy who brought a casket for Henry Winkler to sign? We could end on this.

[Shannon]

Yeah, hold on one sec.

[Zach Amico]

So Henry Winkler the fon was at a comic convention and a fan brought him something to sign.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

And it's a full coffin.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Okay, fair enough.

[Sabrina Piper]

Awesome.

[Zach Amico]

Is it a Fonzie themed coffin or does he just want his. No, it's a jukebox.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It was a Potsy themed coffee.

[Zach Amico]

He hits the jukebox and the body sits up.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, my God.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah, that's. That's not chilling as. As a person. Look at the size of it. This is your coffee, Mr. Winkler.

[Sabrina Piper]

This is yours. I bought it just for you.

[Zach Amico]

And did they.

[Sabrina Piper]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

He just wants him his autograph on his own coffin, right?

[Sabrina Piper]

Yep.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

So the guy. I'm assuming the guy's just keeping the coffin until he dies. Or he knows he's dying and he bought the coffin.

[Zach Amico]

Is this laying it, dude?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Buying your own coffin knowing that you're gonna die at some point is the creepiest thing.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. I'd say having Henry Winkley sign it is a little worse.

[Sabrina Piper]

A thousand percent. Also, how did he react to just sign it?

[Anthony Zen Houser]

And he was cool with it.

[Sabrina Piper]

I know. He couldn't have been in his head.

[Zach Amico]

There was a price.

[Sabrina Piper]

There had to be. Right?

[Zach Amico]

So usually what. When celebrities do the cons, there's like.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

A price chart, $50 a signature.

[Zach Amico]

But it's signature, photo, signature photo combo. A lot of the people now charge you extra or something. If you want it personalized, that's one price. If you want just their signature, it's one price. I know Corey Feldman charges by word. If you want a quote from one of them, a quote from one of his movies on it.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then a lot of them are like, X bulk items, extra items, items that, you know, you have to get up. I think that's a. You got to negotiate that well.

[Sabrina Piper]

Interesting.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I don't think that's fair because it's. Your signature is a signature.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but if it's personalized, it sells for less. So if it says for Zach instead of just the name, that decreases the value. So that's why they charge more for. No, no personalization.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Okay, but, but so what's. What's.

[Zach Amico]

And then certain people, I think, charge more for items related to them. So, like I've heard. So there's the cons that we know about, but then also super famous people do private signings around those. So like, like Stallone will have a room at Comic Con, but he's not an announced guest. Only his. Like, super. Like, they have, like, groups that get the message. And for Stallone, it's like an autographs this, A picture's this. But then if you want him to sign boxing gloves or a rocky robe, sure. That's like 500.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I get that. I get that.

[Sabrina Piper]

That's so cool.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

You're not gonna sell a coffin with Henry Winkler's name on it. That's not. That's not happening. That's not a big collector's item, in my opinion, if it'd be the worst.

[Zach Amico]

Pawn Stars episode ever. Hold on, I gotta. I got an autograph guy and a coffin guy.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

I need a guy. I need a. I need a Happy Days expert on this one.

[Zach Amico]

Happy Days expert on this.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

But Henry Winkler could have. Did. Can he just dress up a little bit like the Fonz at these things? I mean, the guy. The guy's not even trying.

[Zach Amico]

Well, now, I think he's just as known for the Adam Sandler movies.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Is that what it is?

[Zach Amico]

I'm sure.

[Sabrina Piper]

And Barry.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, and Barry. And he's doing a bunch of that.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

You're right. He's.

[Zach Amico]

Now he's a lovable old Jew and he's the principal of Scream.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

He's very Nevishy. Absolutely. And he's the adore. He's adorable. I feel like Corey Feldman's doing the right thing by charging per word because a lot of those people that come up for him, I think it's very ironically, they want his autograph.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

It's. It's kind of like. It's like when he goes. When he performs, people that go. They pack it. It's packed with people just dying to see him be. Be cringy.

[Sabrina Piper]

Like Countess Luanne.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Right.

[Sabrina Piper]

I sent you that video.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, you did.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

So he leans into it. Good for him. He's smart.

[Zach Amico]

You got somebody around him is very smart.

[Sabrina Piper]

That's it.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Yeah.

[Sabrina Piper]

There's always somebody pulling.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Well, you don't think. Oh, so you think he's so delusional still, like.

[Sabrina Piper]

Yes. These people always.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

Are you saying that that rockin guitar solo that he whips out is not. He doesn't know that there's some sort of irony behind that?

[Zach Amico]

I know. No, I do not. Shannon, what do you think?

[Shannon]

Oh, look, he's making him suck his own dick.

[Anthony Zen Houser]

She's so excited.

[Zach Amico]

All right, thank you guys so much for tuning in. That was another edition of the Morning Zoo. Please listen to that's Hot with Sabrina and Natalie here on the network. Please support the Uncle Rico show on the Shuley network and go see Zed at comedy at the Carlson. And hopefully I'll maybe see some of you guys down south this weekend. Until then, I will be back on Friday with an exclusive app. Bye. Bye. Like your favorite ob a coffee and join the crew. It's AO Morningo morning.

[Sabrina Piper]

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