0040. Che Durena, Geo Perez and Anthony Zenhauser

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Luis and Zac Show – Episode 0040: Che Durena, Geo Perez, and Anthony Zenhauser

Release Date: February 27, 2025

Hosts:

• Luis J. Gomez – The "Puerto Rican Rattlesnake," co-host of the Legion of Skanks and creator of Skankfest.
• Zack Amico – The international superstar bringing humor and wit to the conversation.

Guests:

• Geo Perez – From the On The Gate Podcast, providing sharp insights and humor.
• Anthony Zenhauser – Host of Uncle Rico on the Shuley Network, contributing his unique comedic perspective.
• Che Duretta – Representing Dark Holes on the GAS Digital Network, adding to the dynamic discussions.

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Introduction and Tour Announcements [00:10 – 10:58]

The episode kicks off with the hosts introducing their friends and announcing upcoming tours across Canada. Luis mentions multiple cities, directing listeners to cheaterina.com for ticket information, while Geo and Zack share their own tour dates and promotional codes for exclusive content.

Notable Quote:

• Luis J. Gomez [10:32]: "We're doing Alberta, British Columbia, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland, Ontario. We're all over Canada."

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Classic Segment: "Does It Live?" – Police Misconduct Case [12:33 – 22:47]

In this segment, the hosts analyze a police misconduct incident involving a female officer who mishandled a road rage arrest, resulting in the suspect being struck by a train. They dissect the event, discussing the suspect's injuries, the legal ramifications, and the broader implications of police accountability.

Notable Quotes:

• Zack Amico [12:33]: "Whoa. That's a fucking kill attempt. Like a fucking fake suicide or some shit like that."
• Geo Perez [22:01]: "It was an epilepsy medication."

The discussion veers into the complexities of legal settlements, questioning the fairness and transparency of the process.

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Oscar Pretorius Case and Mixed Martial Arts [24:45 – 35:19]

The conversation shifts to Oscar Pretorius, a South African athlete who, years after a tragic incident, is dating a woman resembling his deceased lover. The hosts humorously debate the ethics and absurdities surrounding his situation, blending real-life events with comedic exaggeration.

Notable Quotes:

• Luis J. Gomez [25:09]: "Yeah, dude, can we get a peek at this guy? Let's get it."
• Geo Perez [35:14]: "This is the one."

They delve into the evolution of MMA, comparing historical fights and critiquing modern promotional tactics that rely heavily on hype over substance.

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Social Media and Rage Baiting [36:00 – 43:49]

Geo and Luis explore the phenomenon of rage baiting on social media platforms, discussing how content designed to provoke outrage has become a dominant strategy for garnering attention. They lament the decline in meaningful discourse, attributing it to algorithm-driven sensationalism.

Notable Quotes:

• Geo Perez [43:32]: "The only thing bothers me with that is it becomes a game of like, who, like, how much of outrage can I create?"
• Luis J. Gomez [43:56]: "We have more amenities."

The conversation touches on how this trend affects public perception and the quality of information disseminated online.

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Lottery Sweepstakes and Legalities [47:34 – 50:17]

The hosts discuss a peculiar case where thieves stole a victim's credit card to purchase a winning lottery ticket. They analyze the legal intricacies of claiming winnings under such circumstances, emphasizing the challenges victims face in recovering their losses.

Notable Quotes:

• Che Duretta [47:34]: "If they come forward, he'll split the amount with them."
• Luis J. Gomez [48:46]: "They don't let you do that. You can't buy a lottery ticket with a credit card."

This segment highlights issues related to financial fraud and the protections (or lack thereof) for unsuspecting victims.

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Closing Discussions and Final Thoughts [60:09 – 82:13]

In the closing moments, the hosts reflect on the nature of modern entertainment, drawing parallels between past and present media consumption. They critique the oversaturation of sensational content and express nostalgia for earlier, less contentious forms of comedy and sports.

Notable Quotes:

• Luis J. Gomez [63:19]: "I think it'll always be there. I just don't think it'll be number one forever."
• Geo Perez [64:28]: "He's a child. He's a genius child."

The episode wraps up with light-hearted banter, reinforcing the show's commitment to unfiltered comedy and candid discussions.

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Conclusion

Episode 0040 of The Luis and Zac Show offers a rollercoaster of explicit humor, sharp social commentary, and candid conversations among hosts and guests. From dissecting police misconduct to critiquing modern media trends, the show maintains its signature unapologetic and fearless stance, ensuring listeners are both entertained and provoked to think.

Final Quote:

• Luis J. Gomez [82:04]: "Baby boys."

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Transcript

[Zack Amico]

Fill her up.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You're listening to the GAS Digital Network.

[Geo Perez]

You know what time it is?

[Luis J. Gomez]

They say life a bit tight at night, Boy, we diving in. We got Zakamiko, red dot, headshot, need a sniper. The Puerto Rican point guard striking like a viper. And it came to attack, spilling crack on the track.

[Zack Amico]

Spin straight facts. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's your other boy. The international superstar Zack Amico holding down the fort one Luis J. Gomez and is stuck on a airplane. So we are going to be having a fun day. Just the boys around today. To my right, from the on the gate podcast, Geo Perez.

[Geo Perez]

What's up baby boy? Coming at you like Cleopatra in your butt cheeks.

[Zack Amico]

How you doing, buddy?

[Geo Perez]

I'm going to be Lewis today.

[Zack Amico]

Hell yeah, dude. The lateral move. You just look. You look like skinny ass Louis.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Right now we got wish Louis J. Gomez. Make a wish, Louis, cuz Louis wishes he looked like you.

[Zack Amico]

My wish was that Lewis wasn't going to be here. So across the table, you guys. Now I'm from the Uncle Rico show on the Shuley Network, it's our good friend Anthony Zenhauser. Hey, how you doing, buddy?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I'm doing good, I'm doing great.

[Zack Amico]

It's going to be a fun day. And completing this wild foursome from dark holes here on the GAS Digital Network, it's our good friend Che Duretta.

[Luis J. Gomez]

How are we doing, man? You good?

[Zack Amico]

We're doing good, buddy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Good stuff. I like it.

[Zack Amico]

Should be a good day, right? As we were going in here, we realized Che did not realize that Tupac is a homosexual.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I can't, I. I've heard.

[Zack Amico]

Shannon, can you find old clips of actors? Tupac?

[Geo Perez]

Yeah, very artsy. He was like a Juilliard school kid.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, they call him Tuk Tuk.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Really?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Two at a time between.

[Zack Amico]

Between that and the story of Michael Jackson. Him up.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Michael Jackson whooped his ass.

[Geo Perez]

Yep.

[Zack Amico]

He was dating, I guess, I think it was Quincy Jones's niece. Yeah, and they said the real Michael came out because I guess he roughed goon handed her at a club. And the real Michael came out.

[Geo Perez]

Deep voice Michael.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, he bitch slapped him with a.

[Zack Amico]

Sparkly glove and fucking knocked his fucking. Yeah, knocked his dick in the dirt.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, I could see Michael being actually tough as fuck because his dad beat the. Yep, beat out of you every day like for years and years.

[Geo Perez]

He was an asshole. Like you ever see the clips? The way he talks to people? It's the greatest ever. Yeah, like he just talks down to everybody around him. It was the best ever with the sweetest little voice is like. Yes. He was, like, going around, like, this antique store.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

And it's like, price tags of 35,010. He's like, yeah, let me get two of these, two of those. And then some lady interrupted him that was with him. She's like. He's like, shut up, shut up. I'm in the middle of shopping. Like, that type of shit. Like a diva.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Dude. Have you heard his real voice on that boxing video?

[Zack Amico]

Ready to rumble. Boxing?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where he uses.

[Zack Amico]

Could you guys bring that up as well? Michael Jackson, Ready to rumble. Boxing.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Crazy.

[Zack Amico]

Do you have a clip of him being interviewed? Not him. In a movie. Like his real voice. Tupac. Yeah, there we go. Here it is.

[Geo Perez]

This is the one.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, this is. This his Juice audition?

[Geo Perez]

I think it's before. I think he's 17, right?

[Zack Amico]

Pause. That's a gay smile, right?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

The Tupac who became Tupac.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Would never smile like that knowing there's a camera there.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, the. The. When you see it just in this context and you see, like, the. The look on his face. The. The tank top, like. Yeah, yeah, there's. There is something.

[Geo Perez]

The blonde Gumby haircut.

[Zack Amico]

But now.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Let's play it. Tell me this is not a homosexual.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah. He looks like prison pussy, right?

[Geo Perez]

Oh, yeah, he might have been. My name is Tupac Shakur, and I attend Tamapai High school, and I'm 17 years old. Do you like being 17?

[Zack Amico]

It's like 17.

[Geo Perez]

Such a weird age.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's such a.

[Zack Amico]

In the middle age, you're not 18.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yet, and you're older than 16. But I like it. It's nice.

[Zack Amico]

Thanks. That's how math works.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Do you wish you could be 18.

[Geo Perez]

And when you get some more rights? Well, 18 will bring lots of responsibilities. Look, you got the bracelets.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Too many bracelets with the earring in the right ear.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah, that's the only way he's got the floppy hand.

[Luis J. Gomez]

When did he get gangster? When did that happen?

[Geo Perez]

That they. They're saying that it's when he. He got the job, the. The role of Bishop and Juice, and.

[Zack Amico]

That he essentially played that role for the rest of his life. Oh.

[Geo Perez]

But I think also him going to prison played that role, because if you listen to his music before he went to jail, it was all like that, you know, Dear Mama. Uplifting, conscious. And then when he came back, it was all, eyes on me. Machiavelli.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

Then he went into that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Why did he go to prison?

[Geo Perez]

The magic R word. Rape.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Geo Perez]

Sexual assault. And then.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Is it magic? Is that because you make your dick.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I was like. I was really trying to decipher that. I was like, he went to jail for retailers. I was like, yeah, retard stuff. He beat up a retard.

[Geo Perez]

I was just not trying to make them work.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. I'm like, what did he do to a retarded?

[Geo Perez]

Yeah, he went to jail for reason.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The trifecta, dude.

[Geo Perez]

Retard in the first degree. So. And then. But. But Shook. Bail them out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

I don't know if you know this. Like, if you're sentenced to jail time, you could pay for your time.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, really?

[Geo Perez]

Yeah, because, like, it's owned by a corporation.

[Luis J. Gomez]

How much is it? Like, what's a day?

[Geo Perez]

Is it whatever it costs them?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

That's what you give them. Or you can even knock time off. That's why the Kardashians didn't do time, because they know the company and then they just pay them. Like, hey, we'll just pay you the money you're going to make for me being here.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

Release. So Suge Knight put, like, $2.1 million to get him out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, okay.

[Geo Perez]

And then that's what started the whole, though. Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Oh, do you have the Michael Jackson and ready to rumble. Boxing.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That is the Michael Jackson. Shit's wild here.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

King of Pops.

[Zack Amico]

I'm gonna dance all over you.

[Geo Perez]

So you be bad. I don't move over for no one.

[Zack Amico]

That's crazy that he would just.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He's like, whatever.

[Zack Amico]

Not do the voice.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I'm just gonna do my real voice here. I don't give a.

[Zack Amico]

Because for the Simpsons. He did the voice, but he didn't sing.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zack Amico]

He was the legal reason.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

You know, the mental patient.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Geo Perez]

I mean, it's probably copyright.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah. I think there's something with his record label. He doesn't sing. It's an impersonator doing the song. Yeah, yeah, but that's really him talking.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Okay. Yeah, yeah. No, that. The ready to rumble things wild. I mean, back then, I feel like you could get it. Now. I think it's harder to keep all your.

[Zack Amico]

If anything, it just made me go, oh, that's not Michael Jackson. Like, that's a guy doing a bad Michael Jackson.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Geo Perez]

I'm like, we had to get Tito.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You ever hear about the stuff that goes on in, like, the Playboy Mansion? Like, what they were doing over there? They're doing some wild shit. There was, like, bestiality shit going on over there.

[Geo Perez]

The German shepherds.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. It's like. And I think that's what was going on at Diddy's parties is just we're in a different age where the stuff leaks. Back then they were like, yeah, go fuck. Who are you going to tell? You have to like tell a tabloid. They have to have the full story. They need to have proof. They're going to put it out in a fucking newspaper. Now you can tweet it. You can be like, hey, people are fucking dogs at the Diddy house. And just put in a fucking tweet.

[Zack Amico]

That's a lot.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Well, the Diddy parties were the down low safe space for black people because again, like, there were no black gay men in the 90s growing up. Like any. Anybody who was.

[Zack Amico]

Well, they were.

[Geo Perez]

They were all in Atlanta.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

But I mean that. But you know, all the. Now all stories come up and. And everybody's getting in trouble.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Because everybody had to hide it, you know, because they were getting into really freaky. Right.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, the freak offs. The competitive sesh.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

But they went really gay.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Like at the Diddy parties, there's all dicks.

[Luis J. Gomez]

All dicks. Is this confirmed? How do you know the deets on this?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I was there.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Okay, fair, fair. What are you gonna say?

[Zack Amico]

Parties. Yeah. But Even like Studio 54, they said what you call. They would just have rooms with Saran Wrap dispensers because those before condoms were.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, so you create. Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

You just wrapped your dick in Saran.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Wrap and then just fuck like that.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What a horrible time, man. Do condoms must have been sick when they first came out?

[Zack Amico]

I mean, I think there's always been.

[Geo Perez]

Like 3 inches thick.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

I think they used to literally be like intestines.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's true. Sheep skin.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Right.

[Luis J. Gomez]

They do the sheepskin condom, but I.

[Zack Amico]

Think for a while they were literally like. You made your dick into a sausage.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah. And then you would like that. That's. That's. I think the like the Greek.

[Zack Amico]

How old are. What's. What's the older condom? Let's see the condom info.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's for sure. The Greeks.

[Zack Amico]

Animal intestines, primarily from sheep or goats, as well as linen, dating back to ancient civilizations like the Romans, who use these materials prevent the spread of infection. The Italian anatomist Gabriel Filopio is credited with the first documented description of a condom which was a linen sheath tied with a ribbon to protect against syphilis. So it was just fabric.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, dude.

[Geo Perez]

This guy that condoms at a drawstring.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And this dude's name was Fallopio. He was all about the puss. He probably locked that down. Dude, this guy discovered fallopian tubes made the condom.

[Geo Perez]

That is technically a fallopian tube. It's a tube going up into a fallopian.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You're. We're not giving you this one, dude. Sorry. That was a reach.

[Geo Perez]

That was a reach.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

But fallopia was the first condom that became a real boy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The jizz in it. And he comes.

[Zack Amico]

You never go.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You never go.

[Zack Amico]

Full op. All right, let's get plugs out of the way. Hit that plug music. Mr. Zenhauser, what do you want people to check out?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, go to the Shuley network and check out the Uncle Rico show. We do shows every night, and that's pretty much it for me right now.

[Zack Amico]

Fantastic.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Trey, a big announcement today. We're doing like a huge. All my Canadian shows are gonna announce. We got 10 different shows in Canada. We're doing Alberta, British Columbia, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland, Ontario. We're all over Canada. So go to cheaterina.com to get tickets for that or punch up Live Chaytorina. Also check out Dark Holes on all platforms and any other tour dates. We have a bunch of other shit. California, all that shit's in there. Go check those out as well.

[Zack Amico]

Phenomenal.

[Geo Perez]

GM if you're in Atlantic City February 28th, I'll be at Atlantic City Comedy Club. Also, if you're on Gas Digital, check out on the Gate podcast, subscribe on YouTube and follow me on Instagram. Geo Perez 86. Geo Perez. People still look for me up as Gio for some reason.

[Zack Amico]

I got a bunch of dates I'll be announcing this week, so just go to my Instagram at Zack is not funny. Next month I will also be in Albuquerque, Las Vegas, and somewhere else with jcw. And if you want to bring up Lewis's dates real quick, Lewis is going to be in South Bend, Indiana, March 21st and 22nd. Then he's going to Raleigh, North Carolina. He's hitting up Ohio. He's hitting up Philadelphia for his birthday weekend. There'll be a punchline that whole weekend. And then Story wars is going to be at Zany's in Tennessee. And then going all the way up to Lewis, taping his special at in July at side Splitters in Tampa. So go to louisofskanks.com for all that info. And if you love the show and we know you do, use that promo code, Laz, you get a $50 off a month episodes early ad free and uncensored, as well as access to the Live chat, the archives and all that fun stuff. Thank you so much for tuning in. All right, let's get into some shit. Let's. Let's do a classic segment. Let's do. Does it live? Suspect gets hit by a train after being cuffed in cruiser on train tracks.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Whoa. That's a fucking kill attempt. Like a fucking fake suicide or some shit like that. Ew. Does it live? I'm gonna say yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Let's see. Let's see the. Let's. Let's. Let's get.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We got to see. We get to see the footage.

[Che Duretta]

Yeah, so I'm gonna. I'm gonna click through it a little bit. It's a longer body cam video, but I'll click through a little bit.

[Geo Perez]

Keep your hands up.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Keep coming back.

[Zack Amico]

Keep coming back.

[Che Duretta]

So they pulled this. This girl over initially for a road rage incident.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Keep coming back.

[Zack Amico]

Keep coming back.

[Geo Perez]

Stop right there.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Get down on one knee and then the other. I got cuff. Keep your hands above your head. Don't move.

[Geo Perez]

Oh, it was a woman.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Drive.

[Zack Amico]

Oh, this can't be good.

[Geo Perez]

The woman cop decided to park on the track.

[Zack Amico]

We'll explain everything in a second.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

No one else is in the truck. Sir, can I please get my cell phone?

[Luis J. Gomez]

We'll get it for you. Where are you taking. We're taking you to the car.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Taking you to the train tracks.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, dude, we're. We're going to kill you like an old timey guy with a weird mustache.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Train tracks.

[Che Duretta]

You can see here. This cruiser is on the track.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And then we're gonna escape in a blimp. That's how we're gonna.

[Zack Amico]

Stressing me out so hard.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Are you sure this isn't like a police academy movie? Because that's something that would happen on a police.

[Zack Amico]

Oh, this is the black off camera doing train sounds.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I got your right shoulder.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

And here comes a helicopter.

[Zack Amico]

So now is she in her car?

[Che Duretta]

Yeah. So they just. They just put her in the cruiser that's on the tracks.

[Zack Amico]

Oh, good.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Smart. These guys do.

[Geo Perez]

At some point, if I was that girl, I'm like, can you move the car from the train track?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Shut up.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You're in the car. Like, they probably can't hear you or nothing.

[Geo Perez]

No, before they even put me in the car. I'm not going in the car.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, you got to move it off.

[Geo Perez]

I've been arrested enough to know.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah, train tracks.

[Geo Perez]

Sir, you know the rules off the track.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I gotta say, as a white guy, I've never been in a cop car. Thank you.

[Zack Amico]

You.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oh, no. On the train track.

[Zack Amico]

You've only been arrested with track marks.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Che Duretta]

So these are the cops by a different cruiser having a conversation while she's in the car.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

So she could have tossed something back. I literally tossed it out the window.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

She could have out that window coming to hear it. No, that's.

[Zack Amico]

Oh my God. Oh my God.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

And their first instinct is to get.

[Geo Perez]

Out of the way, run away and avoid the shrapnel from the car.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oh, we'll stop the car. We'll stop the train. Oh God, that's hilarious.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Great job.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

This guy.

[Zack Amico]

That's the car she's in.

[Geo Perez]

Oh, no, it's a female's cop car.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, I hope.

[Che Duretta]

Pause it there.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I hope she lives.

[Geo Perez]

I say she lived cuz she was on the. The driver's side and they got hit on the passenger.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

So I think she rolled around a little bit. And when they do put you in the squad car, they put the seat belt.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, she probably rolled around a bit. Yeah, she's probably chilling. I'm gonna say yes because I think it'd be sick if she lived. I just want her to live because she's gonna get a big cash settlement for this crazy.

[Geo Perez]

Suing the train tracks. Train. I'm suing everybody.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Dude, you're making out. You got. You're getting 20 mil off this. This 20 mil deal.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, 20 mil deal easy.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I'm gonna say that could have murdered me.

[Geo Perez]

That's killed.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Going to say that's not the first train she's been involved in.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, assumptions.

[Geo Perez]

First one she's getting paid for.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

I. That really stressed me out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's horrible. It's horrible to watch cuz she's especially. She didn't get arrested for like drowning her baby in the tub. Just the lady got a little wild behind the wheel.

[Geo Perez]

Like it's like a traffic stop.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. You don't deserve to be killed by a train.

[Zack Amico]

Old lesson though. They were like, you think you've been stressed out in the car?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, dude. It's like, dude, this was the universe balancing.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I guess I say she lived.

[Zack Amico]

I'm gonna. I. Part of me really. I really wanted to live just for that cash, dude.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Well, that's what these guys. Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

I mean her family's gonna get that money though.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. No, but you get paid way less if you die. That's actually. There's a lot of cases where like the insurance companies, the different companies prefer if you die because they pay you less medical bills. Yeah. It's like what Pain and suffering. Who cares about pain? Like. Or like you're upset.

[Geo Perez]

There's a funeral bills inside.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Exactly.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Now your kid can only go to a state school.

[Zack Amico]

All right, Shannon.

[Che Duretta]

So she did live.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yay.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Okay, now you feel better?

[Zack Amico]

She's retarded.

[Geo Perez]

But her broken dude collapsed in itself.

[Zack Amico]

Can we see the rest?

[Luis J. Gomez]

The structural has been demolished.

[Geo Perez]

She has a deviated.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Patrol car.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Can you imagine calling that in? He's like, you call it in, Stacy. I'm not calling this one in. Where are they running to?

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't know, dude, these guys. This is a major.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah. Where did the car end up?

[Che Duretta]

That's where they're trying to go to find the car.

[Zack Amico]

Oh, my. Dude, it's never good when you're running and you can't find the car.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

There's some. There's some damn, dude, man, they must have got.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, and the train is for sure suing them. And because it does tons of damage to the train. Watch the fence.

[Geo Perez]

Oh, she. She definitely got fired. The cop got fired, right, Shannon?

[Che Duretta]

Yes.

[Zack Amico]

How did they. I want to see the state they found this poor woman in.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is that the end of the video? Oh, no. Yeah, I. I would want to see what. What she was buying. Like, do we. Do we have details on her, how she was banged up?

[Che Duretta]

So it. It says in this article, it says severe injuries. I've seen in other articles that they said damage to her ribs and then some brain injury, but it doesn't specify concussion.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

You definitely got concussed.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

Tossed around like that. Yeah, her head was hitting the window.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

The.

[Che Duretta]

The girl cop was sentenced to like some community service basically. And then she lost her I cop. They're still. It's still the trial still happening.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Okay.

[Che Duretta]

And then this woman, though, they put her on. On trial for her criminal charges related to the road rage incident. She entered a no plea, no contest plea earlier this month to misdemeanor menacing and was handed a deferred sentence.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

And how much she made this year?

[Che Duretta]

So it's still. It's ongoing. She is suing, but it's not.

[Zack Amico]

That's gonna take forever.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's gonna take a litigation for six years from now. She's gonna get the big cash money.

[Zack Amico]

Okay, good for her. Do you think when a lady cop fucks up like that, they have to know like, oh man, everybody did every. I would be so I would embarrassment.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Dude, lady cop is bad. It's the same as that. Who is that? It was not a cop, but that chick who worked for Fox Sports. And she like, everyone there. Yeah, that Jewel. What are you talking about?

[Geo Perez]

The one with the big titties.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Joy Taylor.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Joy Taylor.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Joy Taylor with the peanut butter skin. Say what?

[Geo Perez]

It like Reese's Cups, dude.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Joy Taylor, her way to the top. That's very much like every chick who's ever worked in sports and did it legit. They're like, no, she. She set everyone back. Now everyone's like, oh, you're sucking cock. That's the only way you get up. Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Like when you're a girl cop and you fuck up that massive.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah, you fucked it up for all the lady cops.

[Zack Amico]

You have to know, everyone saw this. Like, my favorite is the lady that thought she tased the guy and she shot him.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, my God.

[Zack Amico]

Because you just hear, go, fuck, Fuck, fuck. The only way she should get out of that is if they asked her to sign something. And she just takes a tampon out of her pocket and realizes she has a pen up her pussy. She's like, I'm having a day.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm having a day. Holy shit.

[Zack Amico]

Can you imagine the fear? Being handcuffed in a.

[Geo Perez]

That's scary.

[Zack Amico]

What if from bad to worse situation?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, no, it's like she.

[Zack Amico]

First of all, her biggest concern was she didn't have her phone.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. She's like.

[Zack Amico]

And then she just hear, too. Too.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. And you can't get out. You're fucking kicking the door or some shit.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah. There's nothing you could do at that point.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

But, I mean, they hear the train coming, which is hilarious. Like, they're still doing their thing here.

[Geo Perez]

But didn't the guy say, what's that? She said, oh, no, that's. And then it hit her.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

And then he refers to the female cop again, and she's like, oh, that's not gonna hit her. And she was.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh. Oh, yeah. No. Yeah. I. I feel like when we see, like, police and, like, different people of authority, we're like, oh, they know what they're doing. They're. No, they're just people.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Right. It's like your parents.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Exactly. They're just guys hanging out, man.

[Geo Perez]

Where was the. Did they have the fucking turnstiles coming down the railroad crossing?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Dude, we need RoboCop. We need a fucking Robo. Robo.

[Zack Amico]

My question is, what version of that story did her family get that night?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, true. Yeah, yeah.

[Zack Amico]

The lady. What version of that story where it was no way her fault?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You mean the woman who got hurt?

[Zack Amico]

No, the cop.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The cops. The lady go to the fucking. Their house and be like, Your mom was hit by a fucking train.

[Zack Amico]

What version of the story did the lady cop's family get when she came home and was like, I had a bad day.

[Geo Perez]

Very condensed. They're like, she got. She got into a road raid accident and she got hit by a train.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

They made it seem like it was her flight. They left the whole point of the cops left her in the car.

[Luis J. Gomez]

How'd you get hit by a train? You know, fucking people get hit by trains. It's not the first time. So yeah, it could happen to you. So be. Be.

[Che Duretta]

I found an updated article. It says that they did settle for $8.5 million.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Nice. Pretty good.

[Geo Perez]

And that's tax.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I would say that is low.

[Che Duretta]

It was in college.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Tax free.

[Geo Perez]

Tax free.

[Zack Amico]

Whoa.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Okay. Tax free is actually.

[Zack Amico]

Why would it be tax free?

[Geo Perez]

I don't know. When settlement money, like loss of money, you don't get.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You don't get tax.

[Geo Perez]

You don't get taxed on that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, because. Because I was thinking 20k. But. Or 20m. But I was. I was thinking taxed. So I was thinking, you're going to get away with 10. And so the fact that she gets.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

A right, you can sue for like 100 million, but you might. They might settle for like eight.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Are.

[Zack Amico]

They are. Wait, it says they are considered taxable.

[Che Duretta]

It's a. It's the wrong thing, though. It's for lost wages or lost earnings. Is taxable.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm looking. This is not. Get hit by a train, get hit by a train. No tax on that. Shit. Dude. Cops lock you in a car, you get fucking smoked by a train.

[Geo Perez]

The only reason I know that is because I just got a settlement recently.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh yeah.

[Geo Perez]

I had to watch a whole video and sign papers.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Good. Good money.

[Che Duretta]

It does seem like it.

[Geo Perez]

Pretty good. It was a little Walmart settlement.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Good for you, dude.

[Zack Amico]

Taxable from whatever source derived unless exempted by another section of the code. All right, well, Chia's going back to jail.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah, no, sorry about that. They told me specifically, oh, if you.

[Zack Amico]

Go to jail for a white crime.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, be great.

[Geo Perez]

It'll happen. I'm pretty sure. If I ever make money. And.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah, but if I was your family. And I'd be like, trio's in a very, very low security prison.

[Geo Perez]

Like, oh, he has a DVD player in his cell.

[Zack Amico]

Don't worry. They have tennis.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is that a thing? They have tennis at some of these places.

[Geo Perez]

Some fed tails. What? It's dangerous. But you have more amenities.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You have more.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Right. But every tennis match ends in rape.

[Zack Amico]

Love ends in love.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

30 rape.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

40 rape.

[Zack Amico]

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[Anthony Zenhauser]

Okay.

[Zack Amico]

Oscar Pretorius's new life. Twelve years to the day after blasting his lover to death and is dating a woman who looks just like his victim. Wow.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Dude, he's got a type. You know you can't. What are you gonna sue a guy for having a type? He's got no legs, dog dude.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Right, and he's definitely somebody's certain type as well.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, true. That is. Yeah, yeah, Legless South African legless.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah, he'll never work out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Dude, can we get a peek at this guy? Let's get it.

[Zack Amico]

What a scary. Him outside with a gun and you just hear the metal legs like Terminator.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I mean he's a good looking guy, dude.

[Che Duretta]

So this is the woman he killed. That's his original wife.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Original wife.

[Che Duretta]

And then this is the girl he's dating.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, wow. Yeah, dude, he went actually even hotter. He upgraded. Good for him. Yeah, you upgrade if you kill your wife. Dude, that's hard.

[Geo Perez]

What's wrong with his legs?

[Luis J. Gomez]

He has. Doesn't have that says.

[Geo Perez]

Oh, he's just amp you.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, you don't know about the Blade Runner, dude. He was the fastest man in the world. He fucking. He broke all these.

[Zack Amico]

Remember the Cat Williams bit? Call metal. Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting ting thinking.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, like they. Yeah, he's, he's super quick because he's got bouncy legs, which I think is cheating. Yeah, I don't give a fuck if you like. Yeah, I'm super fast in a fucking car. Where do we cut? Where would you draw the line?

[Geo Perez]

You're a cyborg at that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. I say you fucking are on springs. That doesn't count. You're not fast, dude.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah, put the cyborgs and the trans together.

[Luis J. Gomez]

There you go, dude. Cyborg versus Trans. That's a show I'm watching, dude.

[Geo Perez]

It sounds like some Transformers shit.

[Zack Amico]

Cyborg versus Trans Olympics.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, dude.

[Zack Amico]

Like Mario versus Sonic.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Mario versus Sonic, dude. When they did that show man versus Beast, and they had, like, eight race a camel. That's like good tv.

[Geo Perez]

Or like an arcade game. Like Marvel versus Capcom.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yes. Yeah. We're cooking. Dude, I like this a lot, seeing.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Him with that new girl. Like, if you put those pictures up again, it looks like he. Like in a video game when you die, but you save your place.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

In the video game, he's just. He's just going. He's just starting again. Where he's.

[Zack Amico]

Now. What's his sentence, Shannon?

[Luis J. Gomez]

He's out.

[Che Duretta]

Yeah, he's. He's out. He served 11 years.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Whoa. Yeah. He killed this.

[Che Duretta]

Yeah, but it's so his, like, claim behind the whole thing was that he thought that it was. Intruder in the bathroom. He shot her through the bathroom door. So I guess.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Are you a black man? Come out, black man. I'm gonna shit ye.

[Geo Perez]

She had a mud mask on when she walked out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, dude. She was black because, I mean, in South Africa. I feel like your house getting broken into. Probably serious.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah, I feel like. Yeah, that's like a machete situation.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. They're gonna come kill you. You got no legs.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Especially with all those blicks.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, all those blacks.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah, he's got no bones in his feet.

[Geo Perez]

He probably took, like, a huge man. He's like. That can't be my thing.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

He's got no bones in his feet. But they have bones in their noses.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And he's. You. Could you imagine someone's breaking your house? Just scrambling to put your legs on. I gotta get these things off.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You stay there, gaffer. I'll be right at you.

[Geo Perez]

Only got one on, so you're fighting the guy off with the leg.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Hopping around, dude.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah, well, they say you should put a sock on your. On your other leg. That way, if they go to grab it, the sock comes up. Dude, good for him for getting out.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, he's out and getting a great piece. Women are stupid.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Women are so great.

[Geo Perez]

I guarantee you he was getting love letters in jail. I guarantee he was getting fan mail.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Him.

[Zack Amico]

He wasn't getting sneakers.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You treat a woman good, she'll never talk to you. You shoot a woman eight times, and then you'll get a woman right away, dude.

[Geo Perez]

Like, how long did it take before. Like, the. The jail realized, like, yeah, we got to take these legs away from him before he turns them into a weapon.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

He's got a knife.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah, he's got a leg.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Call that a leg.

[Geo Perez]

He just.

[Zack Amico]

Sharp shiv legs. He does have shiv legs.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Walking around like, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, sharp.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Did he go to a South African prison? That's got be wild.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it's gonna be rough. Bad time for the Blade Runner.

[Geo Perez]

With no legs.

[Luis J. Gomez]

With no legs, dude. Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You're a little white snowflake in a whole sea of blackness.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

That's crazy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Shannon, you got any more info?

[Geo Perez]

Putting his nubs up to his chest.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I hope they have segregation over there.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Does this guy make a bunch of money? Like, who is. Like, does he. Is he. Is he cash flush?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I'm sure he does, love.

[Geo Perez]

Probably. He probably got a lot of endorsements and stuff, especially the whole handicap.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah.

[Che Duretta]

So he did serve in a South African prison. He's on. He's currently on parole at his home. And this woman he knew before he went into jail. So this isn't like a inmate thing.

[Zack Amico]

Put a pin in it.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah, it was an accident, dude.

[Luis J. Gomez]

For her to hold on for 11 years was. This guy got a fat hog. Give us the hog measurement, Shannon. I want. I want peace on this dude. Like, this is.

[Geo Perez]

He wears pants, but still with one pants leg.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Shannon, would you.

[Zack Amico]

I mean, Oscar piece tore her up.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Shannon, what's to say you didn't know he was a murderer? Like, you just saw a really hot guy with no legs? Would you. Would you. Would that. That be okay?

[Che Duretta]

I'm curious about how tall he is with the blades.

[Zack Amico]

Can we just buy him taller blades?

[Luis J. Gomez]

As tall as you want him to be. Really, dude, this guy's 6 5. Well, we can get him up there, dude. We can get him up.

[Zack Amico]

Finally, a cure for Shannon's vapidness.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

His arms are going to be by his body, but.

[Luis J. Gomez]

But he still look good as. Yeah, dude, we'll. Yeah, we'll figure that out. No problem.

[Che Duretta]

Yeah, six. If I didn't know he was. He murdered his wife and he was 65 with the legs, I'd consider it, dude.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah, but even if you do know. Can't you just be like, all right, doors open in the house. We have an open door policy in this house. So, you know, I'm not a robber.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't know how.

[Zack Amico]

That would be great. Shane, come on. You don't want him to go out. You take his legs.

[Che Duretta]

Yeah, no, that's when he's going to shoot me.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You gotta do those. Those western doors, the ones that flip over.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah. You know, when they do the close up of the boots, you just see the two little.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Call me blick butt.

[Geo Perez]

He's got spurs on his slings.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

All right. German hunters bellow like stags at national Deer calling, champ.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, I've seen this. This rules. Dude, do you have. Dude, this is gonna. This is gonna. Yeah, you just wait, just watch, just check it out.

[Zack Amico]

Is this what it sounds like when I sleep in the lobby?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Not far off, actually.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

When you're breathing into the mic, there.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Are moments when you're sleeping out there where I go is, he's gonna die. We gotta wake him up. We gotta wake him up. He can't breathe.

[Geo Perez]

Those are. Those are the sounds I make when I'm trying not to come.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oh, Elon Musk.

[Zack Amico]

Oh, Derek.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I asked the fat chick at the. At the bar, four in the morning.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Play with the stacks in the rut and look if they. If they are coming, if they are.

[Geo Perez]

Not and what they do and what they.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's fascinating and thank you.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Now that we have no juice to hunt, we. I'm a juice hunter.

[Luis J. Gomez]

A juice hunter.

[Geo Perez]

Wait, so what is this called?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Deer. It's deer calling. So it's a deer call, but the way you use a deer call is basically the best fellatio you've ever seen in your life, Dude.

[Geo Perez]

Yo, baby, suck me like a deer caller.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, dude, make the noise too, frankly. Yeah, I want that like sort of guttural vibration on the whole shaft, the tip of the hat. Dude. Imagine your chick sucks your dick and then she fucking gives you a little fedora ch.

[Geo Perez]

What would it feel like putting your dick in that and having a girl make that? Like, just.

[Zack Amico]

Probably not. I would put my balls in it. Oh.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, right.

[Geo Perez]

Is this like a. Like an ancient suck off machine? Like a suck machine?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I thought I was watching that Tupac video again.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The deer collar is fucking wild, bro. I don't think I would be like, I'm just not going to catch a deer. That's like, I think I can just let the deer get. Let him get away.

[Zack Amico]

How hard is it to catch deer, dude?

[Luis J. Gomez]

It can't be that hard, dude.

[Geo Perez]

Just get some like female deer piss or something.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, exactly.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's easier when they're hiding in the attic.

[Zack Amico]

They would call cash register.

[Geo Perez]

They just dropping change on the floor.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Exactly.

[Geo Perez]

Buy one, get one signs and they put a. A false bottom floor.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Ah, dude, this is.

[Zack Amico]

There was a video real the other day. Somebody just boiling a pot full of pennies. Yeah, this is traditional Jewish cooking.

[Geo Perez]

Oh, man. My timeline has become very anti.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, dude.

[Zack Amico]

I keep.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I keep doing. Not interested. Not interested. Because it started to get crazy.

[Geo Perez]

I keep sending them to people because I'm out. This is funny.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

And that makes them give me more.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It was. For me, it was funny for a long time. And then I got some that were like really hateful. And I was like, I gotta get out of this algorithm. These algorithms, dude.

[Geo Perez]

I saw. So a lot of my is like, you know, just like 9, 11, George Floyd juice stuff. And then I had one that I had one which was a combination and it was, you know, George Bush. George Bush when he's at the school.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

Come and tell them. They're like, sir, a second plane came in. Yeah, but it was George Floyd. And the guy was like, sir, a second knee just came in.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

That's a fun. That's a fun game.

[Geo Perez]

I was like, that was a merger of the two rates most fucked up type of jokes. And I was like, damn, this is. This is what my timeline is.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The only thing bothers me with that is it becomes a game of like, who, like, how much of outrage can I create? What's the craziest thing? And I feel like we're. We lose the joke at one point. Yeah, yeah.

[Zack Amico]

And so I feel like 90% of it is my fault. What my timeline is.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Because if I see a cat raising one hand set to the German national anthem, I have to share it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

So good. Dude, that one, One of my favorite Nazi ones is when that guy has that. It's like a boomerang, but it's three pieces. Then when he throws it, it looks like a swastika. And they play that Erica song as it's spinning and then catches it and stops. That's like that one rips.

[Geo Perez]

That song's called Erica with a Cake.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it is.

[Geo Perez]

It took me like half hour to find that song.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, dude.

[Geo Perez]

Because I don't know the lyrics.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, no, no. But yeah, that.

[Zack Amico]

That German national anthem will never not be slightly creepy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I've never heard. Is that the German national anthem?

[Zack Amico]

Erica?

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, no, no, no.

[Zack Amico]

It's like it's something. It's like some Uber Alice. Okay, so when I was a kid, there used to be a German festival in Jersey City.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

At Schutzen Park.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Which was a retirement center for old German people. And my family would go and they would play the German national anthem before the American national anthem.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

There'd just be all these old German people standing up for it. Never felt right.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No. You're like. You're not allowed to do that.

[Zack Amico]

But I will say they would get all the old German ladies from the retirement home to make the food.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah. So.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah. And it ripped brats.

[Zack Amico]

And then Jagermeister would sponsor it, so there would be Shotgirls with Jaeger.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, let's go. Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The Germans know how to build, like, a big, sturdy woman. Like a fucking chick that you're like, it's going to be a harsh winter, but we'll be fine. Yeah, yeah. Like the, like, breast milk for, like, for strong bones, kind of.

[Geo Perez]

She knows how to make, like, a healthy stew.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, dude. Stew bitches, for sure, dude.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

There's something about a woman with her tits showing, holding 10 beers.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That. Dude. Yeah. Neurons act.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

A genie lamp.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's that the meme with the monkey and it's like. Like, it turns on, dude. Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Shannon, what kind of a shotgirl were you.

[Che Duretta]

Wait, what are the options?

[Zack Amico]

Like, what. What did you have? Did you have, like, the little shooters?

[Che Duretta]

Yeah, I've only done it a couple of times, and it was like the little. Little plastic.

[Geo Perez]

Do you have any pictures of yourselves back from this time?

[Che Duretta]

No, when I was. When I was bartending. Have a million. But I'd have to go back years and years. I don't have as a shotgirl.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Classic Shannon. I'd like some classic Shannon.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

What were you a shotgirl for? What brand?

[Che Duretta]

I can't remember. It was just like. Like random promo things. It wasn't like, a job job. I was a bartender for, like, 20 years.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You were kind of like, they call that brand ambassadors.

[Che Duretta]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You go there, get people shots.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

I. I got offered, like, a friend, a comic. Hooked me up with a thing to be a brand ambassador for cricket. And when the lady was talking to me on the phone from there, she's like. She's like, do you have a criminal record? And I'm like, yeah, I got a couple fundies, but it's just drugs and, like, Yeah, I don't think this is going to work. I'm like. I'm like, cricket. Cricket wireless.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oh, I think the cell phone British.

[Geo Perez]

Game Oh, yeah, yeah. They had me. And they're like, this guy, he's Dominican, so he's into cricket. Yeah, but she was like, hey, you can't do it because of him and his Cricket. I do look like a Christian. Cricket.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Your prison name. Hey, Cricket, what's up, man?

[Geo Perez]

And I like. And she's. And then I just like to. Joking around, I'm like. I'm like, do you know, like, most of the people that use Cricket Wireless are drug dealers?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Because I thought throw away, like the burner phones, right?

[Geo Perez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Cricket Boost Mobile. One thing now I have no idea.

[Geo Perez]

I know. I think Boost became under Sprint Nextel. Whatever. It's like with @t, it's all one.

[Zack Amico]

Okay. I feel like it was Cricket Boost Mobile for a while.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

That's crazy. Boost Mobile, when it went. When a term for stealing is in your phone, of course it's going to be the number one burner phone brand.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What did she say, though, when you said it was. Did you say this or know your phone's used for. By drug dealers?

[Geo Perez]

Yeah, I was like, yeah, my. Because I was. I was like, yeah, but it's, you know, it's like a drug charge. Crickets. No. And she's like. She's like, yeah, but, you know, like, yeah, she's like, but, you know, they're not. They're not looking at that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

How do you feel about being arrested on the train tracks? Are you okay with that?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

Oh, dude, that's double PTSD right there. There's one. Being in the cuffs and then. Then knowing I'm gon.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's insane.

[Geo Perez]

Eight point. I'm only gonna get $8 million.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, dude. Hey, invest it, right? You'll be all right. Yeah, dude, buy some good stocks. Little Tesla stock, little dogecoin. You're good, bro.

[Geo Perez]

Oh, do you heard Doge is gonna send everybody 5K.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's what I mean. He's. He's making. He's. Elon's made the most promises that have never come true of anyone. I know.

[Zack Amico]

But the White.

[Geo Perez]

The White House, they made. They had like a press conference saying that it's already. They're starting the process through conversation.

[Zack Amico]

Awesome.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. When it. When it comes.

[Geo Perez]

Keeping my fingers crossed.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Dude, I'm not a citizen, so I don't give a fuck. But it, like, he. He said, we're going to Mars. We're not on Mars. He said, hyperloop, no hyperloop. He said, I'm gonna fucking fight Zuck in the Coliseum. UFC is gonna sponsor it. No fight he makes promises all the time that don't come through. So I'm like, dude, I want. Another thing is I want this. I want hyperloop. I want him to fight another billionaire in a coliseum. That would have been the coolest thing ever.

[Geo Perez]

I'll settle for the, though.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

All that other stuff. But we still haven't got flying cars.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I don't.

[Geo Perez]

So like any of that hyperloop and quantum computers. I don't give a.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Everyone's getting $5,000. Black people are getting 2,000.

[Geo Perez]

We all know that. Three fifths of a population.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I love the black people. They're half people, they're half black.

[Zack Amico]

No, I think he's. I think he did real good this time with the, with, with the black population.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Newports, you know.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

They brought back menthol cigarettes.

[Geo Perez]

Oh, yeah. Because they were trying to ban Mental.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I think that was a gangster move.

[Zack Amico]

Guy knows his audience.

[Geo Perez]

They got rid of that congestion, the nine dollar toll to come in the city.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

Trump's like, out of here.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I understand why people think he's racist because he says things that you're racist. Is that racist? But it's not like he goes like, he'll be like, there's my black guy right there. There he is. Like, usually that's like, you know.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah. I mean, don't at his ads against the Central Park Five, but yeah, don't.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Look at that when he's calling Mexicans. They're rapists and murderers. They're coming here. They're. They're eating our children. The, the, the Haitians eat cats and dogs kind of that.

[Geo Perez]

They're rapists and murderers. Launched his career.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah. And it was as big as I saw a Haitian.

[Geo Perez]

That was his Slim Shady. Hi, my name is.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You saw, you saw those videos, though, with those Haitian women. They're like cooking on the grill and.

[Geo Perez]

They make lemon mud pies. I swear that's not a joke. I saw it on worlds like hip hop.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

I'm from like, my country's like, right there.

[Zack Amico]

I think I made that a few weeks ago when I was sick. I made that while I was hungover.

[Geo Perez]

But it's clean mud, though. It's not like.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, no, it's clean mud. It's what happens when your country's in the.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

What the is clean mud.

[Geo Perez]

It's not like just mud you find off the floor.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's kind of like mud you find.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah, it's like, you know, cultivated.

[Zack Amico]

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[Luis J. Gomez]

New flavors for making one of the.

[Geo Perez]

Poorest countries in the world. Clay is the basis for making pies, as the mud pies are made in Haiti, whose main goal is to fill the stomachs of those living below. You thought I was joking.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, no, no. I knew what was up, dude. Yeah. No.

[Zack Amico]

Would they still be the same shade if they weren't eating so much mud? Is there.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Is that like a chicken and egg flamingos? Like, if they eat a lot of shrimp because they're pink.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That episode of Magic School Bus where they. What's his name? The kid ate too much orange cheetos and he, like, turned into orange.

[Zack Amico]

Really Just got me.

[Geo Perez]

The mud pies are turning him into a mud pie.

[Zack Amico]

The Willy Wonka violence. You're turning violence.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I like that.

[Geo Perez]

Stomach digests stones. A popular proverb that some people resort to when detecting corruption cases in foodstuffs. However, this proverb applies to the people.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Why would you want to go to America? We have all the mud we want here.

[Geo Perez]

We're driven by poverty to prepare pies made of clay. Although these pancakes are completely devoid of any food, they are at least a way for many formations to fight hunger, because in the end, they fill the stomach, as residents say.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

This is the original angel.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Prepare these pancakes.

[Geo Perez]

How do you.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Probably pretty solid, like.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I think they think your shit's got to come out, like, dense.

[Geo Perez]

Just, like, rough coming out, like, very grainy, maybe.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Grainy. I'm thinking it's probably gonna be, like, just a solid, like, one brick kind of thing. Maybe. Might have edges to it. Yeah, yeah. Maybe a little bit square.

[Zack Amico]

It doesn't look like they're getting a lot of water.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, no, no, no, no. Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

They're not even. They don't even have, like, milk to have, like, the mud pies with.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No.

[Geo Perez]

Or it's like A little ice cream on top. I mean.

[Zack Amico]

Oh, yeah. They don't do mud pie. Alamode.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He's like, yeah, I'm eating mud. But we got this ice cream ice.

[Geo Perez]

Cream made out of fermented horse semen.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Is that pile of mud?

[Geo Perez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Well, even, like, if you go to, like, an Ecuadorian grocery store, when you see, like, the guinea pigs skinned and, like, halved already in the freezer, you're like, are we really doing this?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, they love guinea pig over there, right? That's their. This one of their bags.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Their national food. Is it like, when they have, like, those Ecuadorian festivals?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Barbecue. The. I don't know what they call it. They don't call it guinea pig.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I'd eat a guinea pig.

[Zack Amico]

Dude, have you seen the video of the halal cart guy grabbing a pigeon.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No.

[Zack Amico]

And bringing it into the. Dude, I don't trust that meat.

[Geo Perez]

I've seen that. He got it with a shopping bag, like the way you pick up dog.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

He just came in and went. And he grabbed and went back in the car.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

That was impressive, because those are hard to catch.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah, well, I. From the looks of the video, he's a pro. This is a. A everyday occurrence. Damn.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oh, yeah, he. He was doing it for a while, I guess. Delicious. If that's what they're making.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Don't get chicken when you're there. Don't get chicken. Get the. Get the lamb.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You don't know what the lamb is?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah.

[Geo Perez]

I mean, I'm assuming it could be all dark meat.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Y.

[Geo Perez]

You never know.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's true. I don't even know what kind of meat pigeon is.

[Zack Amico]

This is it.

[Geo Perez]

Real quick.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What. What corner is this on?

[Geo Perez]

Yeah, I hope that guy got outed.

[Zack Amico]

I think.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I think it could be a. A daily occurrence everywhere.

[Zack Amico]

Well, there's a place called Furniture just.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Hanging out in the background.

[Geo Perez]

You got a Dwayne Reed.

[Zack Amico]

What looks like a tenement behind it. That.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I. I mean, protein. It could be just good protein. Who knows?

[Zack Amico]

Could you go back? There's also a store called Black City.

[Che Duretta]

Yeah, it's a. It says near the Rigo Center Mall by Queens Boulevard.

[Zack Amico]

Okay.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's Queen's Activity.

[Zack Amico]

Black Sea. Not. Not black.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Black.

[Zack Amico]

Well, I always just like, those dudes definitely have to piss in there, right?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I guess so. There's got to be a pisser. And in there, it's just a big.

[Geo Perez]

Pickle jar filled with piss.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, you can't.

[Zack Amico]

In there, dude.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You can't.

[Zack Amico]

I mean, I've heard most of them Have a deal with. Like, they make a deal with a store they're wearing.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Like, I come in piss and.

[Zack Amico]

And like, can I use your bathroom? Such amount of money.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

If you're the only one hanging out in the thing.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah. You're pissing.

[Zack Amico]

Definitely take your dick out and piss.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

In something.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I would think that that makes sense.

[Geo Perez]

You're sitting there all day turning your. Into lemon mud pies.

[Zack Amico]

I wish it wasn't so good for.

[Geo Perez]

Your pigeon over rice.

[Zack Amico]

Delicious.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

That white sauce. Don't. Don't tell me what it's made out of, because I love it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Put more on, please. Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

All right, let's move on. Thieves stole my credit card to buy a winning lottery ticket worth $523,000. They disappeared, but I want to share. Wait, tell us about it, Shannon.

[Che Duretta]

So it happened in Paris where this guy, John David, lost. Somebody stole his credit card, and then they were able to track his credit card to two purchases that were made at this little grocery store. And one of them was a winner. They don't know who the person is, but he's saying he's, like, putting it out there, that if they come forward, he'll split the amount with them. But if they don't come forward, no one gets anything.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, so.

[Zack Amico]

So they have the ticket, but he has the receipt.

[Che Duretta]

Well, he has the. The purchase was through his card.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, so he. So because it was stolen, he. It's his money, technically. So he technically gets the.

[Che Duretta]

But. But he can't get it unless they come forward.

[Zack Amico]

So I think over a certain amount, you need to send the ticket in.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Right.

[Zack Amico]

Like, you can't just take it.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah. They don't have a million dollars in the cash register.

[Geo Perez]

But how are they gonna know what ticket it was? How did you know that? Those guys, like, they was a scratcher.

[Che Duretta]

Yeah, it was a scratch off ticket. And they were able to. To time it at the. At the local shop by the cameras. They were able to see, like, what time it came through to see which ticket was purchased with his card.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I didn't know you can buy lottery tickets with a card. I thought it was just cash.

[Geo Perez]

Probably a debit card.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, you could.

[Geo Perez]

You could.

[Zack Amico]

I've definitely been told I can't buy lottery things with a debit card.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Maybe it's different in Europe.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah, it's in France.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Last time I bought it. I mean, I was a kid when I bought lottery tickets.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't know if I've ever bought one. I probably bought a scratcher or Something.

[Geo Perez]

But I bought like because I've paid for stuff with a debit card. You just can't buy lottery tickets with a credit card.

[Zack Amico]

Okay.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah, I've tried that before.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I would do everything.

[Luis J. Gomez]

They don't let you do that. You can't buy a lottery tick with a credit card. Why?

[Geo Perez]

It's not your money you can't buy. There's certain things you can't.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Well, the lottery is also. I think they, you know, it's not part of the store. That's like its own thing, the lottery. Right. Like, did they get. I think they get a percentage of it.

[Zack Amico]

Oh, dude, I was watching the thing.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

When they pay them to have the lottery.

[Geo Perez]

This Capital One. Zach. Yo, you always some of that winning ticket.

[Zack Amico]

This is stupid, Zach. So I apologize. I think it was Neil DeGrasse Tyson was talking about how a lot of the money the lottery systems make goes to schools and that that's the reason public schools don't emphasize statistics.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oh, I see. Because if you understood statistics better, you.

[Zack Amico]

Wouldn'T play the lottery.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh.

[Zack Amico]

And he says that he has a theory that the American mathematical education system has veered away from statistics in order to raise generations of kids that will play the lottery.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I mean, gambling is at an all time high right now. People are gambling like crazy. It's actually kind of up because the online.

[Geo Perez]

Before you had to go to Vegas, you had to go to a bookie and no booking. Now you just.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's in your pocket all the time.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You stop to owe them money like you used to. They used to put you in a book, then mark you for how much you want.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

But now DraftKings your month. They got your money.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's over.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And it's everywhere. Everyone's promoing it the biggest. Like, like influencers and creators are just like, hey, I'm a. I'm gambling content. They're like just. And they get money from the platform. Like whoever stake will give you. Like if you're big, they're like, Here's $100,000. Go nuts. And then you're just gambling with house money. It's like they don't give a.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

They did that with blackjack too. Do you remember that when those people got busted for these MIT students got busted for blackjack.

[Geo Perez]

It was like that movie, right?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It was in that movie, but it was a real story. If you do like it's like a plus minus system and you see a card, something to a face card is a plus. Something.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

From like a seven down is like a minus. And they would just calculate the statistics on what cards were coming out. And you can do it. I mean, you can cheat at blackjack, but it's hard. You got to be smart. You gotta have like three or four people to do it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

I've watched so many videos, and I still can't understand it. And even if I understand stood it, I don't have the memory or attention span. I'll. I was like, was it plus two the place? Like, I'll get distracted by one thing.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

That's why you need, like, a few people. Like, you know, you need to be smart working together, too.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm just like, I. I don't know. I'll get my dopamine from somewhere else, man. I'll jerk off. I'll eat cake. Like, I don't know. It's like, there's other. That'll. That'll get my rocks off.

[Geo Perez]

Drive 95 miles an hour.

[Zack Amico]

I don't know, dude. Putting money on sports is fun.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It is fun.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I mean, I'm not saying it's not. Not good. There's a reason why it's addictive. But I'm just like, well, if you.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Don'T have the money, yeah, that's fun. Like, you're counting on that.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah. What's that old Artie Lang thing? If.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

If you're broke, if you have $50 to your name, put a hundred on a football game and go get drunk watching it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah. That was the. The joke.

[Zack Amico]

Holy. Yeah. I'm banned from. Mrs. Amico has banned me from gambling on sports events.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Really?

[Zack Amico]

Somebody lost some Money on Conor McGregor when he broke his leg.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, rough.

[Zack Amico]

Wake up.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

He would have fucking won, though.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, he was getting pieced up.

[Zack Amico]

Nah, he was.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Nah, he was getting pieced up.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

He was doing. He was.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Now Poirier was going to piece him up. McGregor's been over the hill for a long time, dude. Dude, like prime time. McGregor was great. He was great and he got a lot of wins.

[Zack Amico]

That was. But that was so long ago.

[Luis J. Gomez]

So long ago. And if you look like he, I. I mean, he won those fights, but it was like he had like 12 fights to the title and six of them. The guys took the fights on short notes notice. And. But he. He knocked those guys out. He pieced those guys up. He beat the. Out of Eddie Alvarez.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I don't know, man. And I agree with you about getting old and Mike Tyson really. That really depressed me. Like, watching him fight and watching him lose like that, and then him at the end just going, I shouldn't have done it. I shouldn't have been.

[Geo Perez]

He was also gay as a teenager. Bring up the footage, Shannon. So the thing is, I went to Juilliard's. Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

You.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Tupac's decoration.

[Zack Amico]

I. Yeah, I. I agree with you. It's just, we forget how long ago that was.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It was a long time ago, man. And people still want to believe that there's going to be this great moment. And it's like, he's kind. It's done. He had. And it was great. We got great entertainment out of him. He gave us everything he was supposed to give us. The. The. The Tyson thing. It's like people have learned that hype is kind of the thing you need to sell. You don't need to sell a good product. Like, every Paul fight has been bad, bad and that. But we tune in every time because they're like, okay, well, it's. It's about the word. This time. He's gonna get beat up this time. Something, something, something. The same thing's going on with that. With that Bonnie Blue chick. Those. Those chicks that are like, I. A thousand dudes or something.

[Geo Perez]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Michelle Phillips, whatever.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Lily Phillips. They're just. It's like, if you sell hype, if you get the people worked up enough, if rage bait is kind of the king form, it's like the new meta. That's the meta. It's rage bait. Meta. If you can get people worked up and freaked out, you get them to come check out. And that's what the Paul brothers are doing with all these fights now. Other. It's like, how do we keep getting it bigger? And it's not about selling good product. It's about putting money in their pocket.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah. I mean, Vince McMahon is the one who started all this shit.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

Mastered that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

But I think the difference between Vince McMahon and these guys is when you would tune in, you would get a good product. You would. The. The wrestling was sick. Yeah. This is. What they're selling isn't good.

[Geo Perez]

Oh, yeah, I know that. But they're just, you know. But that's everything. Sports suck now. Football's not the same like it was before. I feel like the only fucking sport that's still the same is hockey.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Hockey still rips because they still fucking.

[Geo Perez]

Beat the shit out of each other.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

So it's not soft. And baseball is kind of.

[Zack Amico]

I mean, isn't MMA itself just kind of built on hype over product?

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, some of the fights are sick. You get. You get some soft.

[Zack Amico]

But I mean, just the invention of MMA was Anoki versus Muhammad Ali. Right.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Which is a terrible fight.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Because Muhammad Ali bitched out and wouldn't agree and changed the rules the night before.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, is that a real thing?

[Zack Amico]

So do you guys know what I'm talking about?

[Luis J. Gomez]

No. I thought. I thought you were just thinking this was like the people. That. Speculation is what made people want to watch it.

[Zack Amico]

So Antonio Noki was like the God of Japanese wrestling.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

But he's also like. Japanese wrestling was a little more.

[Geo Perez]

Shoot.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Like they could. You trained in a dojo.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

They didn't smarten you up for a while. Like, you learned catch wrestling and stretch holds and shit like that. So Muhammad Ali came to fight Anoki, who's also huge, and he saw him training and was like, fuck that. Because it was supposed to be boxing versus wrestling.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

But Anoki can throw kicks.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

So Muhammad Ali, I think the night before, the weekend of the fight, and correct me if I'm wrong, in the booth, said Anoki was only allowed to kick him if Anoki was on the ground. He wouldn't take standing kicks.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

So Inoki sat on his ass the whole fight and kicked Muhammad Ali in the kneecaps.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Jesus.

[Zack Amico]

And essentially blew out Muhammad Ali's knees and ended his career.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, really?

[Zack Amico]

The beginning of the end of it, like, that was like, what A lot. I mean, I think he was already kind of waning.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

What a lot of people point at was like, that was the end of his knees.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I never knew about that.

[Zack Amico]

That's.

[Geo Perez]

They didn't have video of this.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

This.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah, no. This video. Muhammad Ali and they think. I believe it's the first thing that would be considered a mixed martial because it was a mix of fighting stuff.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You don't remember them. You don't remember that. That the way they advertised that it was a noki versus a monkey. I don't get a. I don't get a. I don't get no sound bite on that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No. That. That ripped, that rip. That was a. And you sat in the pocket on that for a while.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I did. I sat on that for a little bit. Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

He didn't know how to react. Look at him.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Japanese wrestlers were. They're the vicious. Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Dude.

[Zack Amico]

If you see a barrel shaped Japanese man.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

In a ring, like this big guy.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Like a big Japanese guy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

They're hitting hard.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

But yeah. So Noki just did this the whole fight and just blows his knees out.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I remember, though, I mean, if you were a wrestler, right. Like your big thing was going to Japan to, like, train with those guys. Yeah, Those guys would fucking. They would break you. They would just. You up.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah, yeah. Muhammad Ali fights his whole thing.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Scared I would give him Muhammad Ali.

[Zack Amico]

Look at the way he's. His stance is all fucking weird by now.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, man.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's crazy.

[Geo Perez]

It looks like he knocked him down in that picture.

[Zack Amico]

No, he just did the whole fight like that because he was pit. Basically, he fucked him because he. He did it. Like, he pulled up some shit. He's like, I'm not gonna fight if he can throw kicks.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

But essentially, Thunder Lips vs Rocky is a fictionalized version.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Ah, that's the one with it with Hulk Hogan, right? Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Okay. All right. Yeah. But I feel like with the. With mma, MMA is like, okay, it's all hype, but the product was good. Good. Product was good. And I think the product is still good.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

But some of these people have learned, and I think we're kind of getting to the tail end of it. Like, I feel like rage bait is like the millennial version of, like, phone scams. Like, your parents. Your old parents would get, like, over by, like, oh, I'm a Nigerian prince. Every time you see, like, a rage bait thing on your timeline and you watch it and then you comment, you're an old person. This is your.

[Geo Perez]

Or even if you believe it for a split second.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

I'm like, oh. And then you realize. Google it.

[Zack Amico]

Every article about the chick from Wicked playing Jesus.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, is that a real thing?

[Zack Amico]

Yeah. So the black chick from Wicked is gonna play Jesus and Jesus Christ Superstar at the Hollywood Bowl.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

And every article is either. There's no article. That's just the news.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

It's either people are outraged and all the comments are leftists being like, she's beautiful, and this is art. And many people of different ethnicities have played Jesus in the play.

[Geo Perez]

We all know Jesus was a black woman.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Or the other version of it will be like the. For to get conservatives mad.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

And then the. All the comments will be like, this is too far. You know, this is disrespectful to Christ or whatever.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

There's no article. That's just. Oh, here's the thing.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, I think they did the same thing with the Oscars this year. That's why they. That Emily Perez movie. Everyone's like, it sucks. It doesn't matter what she kind of looks like.

[Zack Amico]

If Oscars had chocolate inside.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I should eat it anyway, though, you know?

[Luis J. Gomez]

But they. I think the Oscars knew they're like, if we nominate this movie more than any other movie, then people will give a. About the Oscars this year we're playing. Everyone's playing the rage bait game. Everyone's like, how many people can we upset to get eyeballs on a thing? Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

Of course comics are doing it now. They're going out other comics knowing that it's gonna rob people up and get people talking and Exactly. Get attention. Touching on him.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's. It's. I mean, and it's. It's a moment. It's a moment in time, but it's a. It's a big moment.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's all wrestling now. Yeah, that's. Yeah, it's all wrestling. It's getting heat.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

I feel bad and I don't want to name the guy because I think he's really funny. I watched somebody's new special.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yes.

[Zack Amico]

And there was a joke and I turned it off. The special.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. It was a brutal.

[Zack Amico]

Because it was.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Hold on. Say it again. I want to see if I can guess who it is. Is Netflix.

[Geo Perez]

Dude, Big J Special is awesome. Why would you.

[Zack Amico]

I don't want to say what platform it was on. Joke. That's so like, A, I'm like, that didn't happen. Like.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

You ever hear comic Hel A store and you're like, shut the up.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

And B, it was just so like, I know he's funnier than this.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

And I know he's a better comic than this.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

And it was just such dog pandering.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

To fucking shitheads.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

It was. It was a. Like a liberals joke.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

And it just made me so. And I literally was. I was excited to watch a special.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

And I turned it off and I don't get my check. I was like, this fucking sucks.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

You got off Netflix and went to HBO Max, right?

[Zack Amico]

No, I turned off Hulu.

[Geo Perez]

Okay.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I still don't know who it is.

[Zack Amico]

We'll do it after. But it really made. It made me, like, like upset because I know this guy's better than that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

And it just seems so easy.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

So it was like a pandering woke joke.

[Zack Amico]

No, it was the other way around.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Okay.

[Zack Amico]

It was like a Can you believe these woke kids?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Okay.

[Zack Amico]

Kind of thing. And it was just like.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, it's just. We're in. That's what the Zeitgeist is right now. And then we're gonna get so inundated with that shit that it's gonna be. We're gonna get all. Get tired of it. And then it's gonna swing a different way. But it's just like, this is.

[Geo Perez]

I don't think it's ever gonna change. I think people. This is designed to us to argue about every little facet of our lives. With religion, music, comedy, we'll find anything. And you'll find two sides of people that are willing to go at each other's necks. I think, for their side.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I agree with you. I think just the intensity of it. It being like the center of what? Like, if we go back. Let's go back to like the 2000s.

[Zack Amico]

You.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Of course, there's. The news is always like, fear baiting and rage baiting and stuff. But you have like, Instagram and early, like, Facebook. It's like a lot of the content was like ass and food. And it's like. That was like kind of like the food.

[Geo Perez]

MySpace date.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it was like, a little bit like, it was less just. They're always trying to grab your attention, but what grabs your attention is going to change. And we'll go back to rage eventually, but I think it won't be forever. The peak will be just like, can we outrage everyone?

[Geo Perez]

No, I think they're always going to push that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I know. I think it'll always be there. I just don't think it'll be number one forever.

[Geo Perez]

I thought that, too. I thought eventually I was like, oh, with this one, he's back in. They're good. You know, they're tired. You know, they're gonna tie themselves out about talking about this guy for another four years.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

But then now you add Elon to the miss, and now they have a new person.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

To complain about for the next four years.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

You see how it took all the attention off of Trump?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, it's huge.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Nobody. That's the play. Trump's a clever guy.

[Geo Perez]

He threw him in the mix. He's like, you'll be my proof vest.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

And you're just standing there.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Proof vest.

[Geo Perez]

That's what he is.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Patting that right now. That's the fucking craziest thing I've heard.

[Geo Perez]

I'm sorry.

[Zack Amico]

And there's also gotta be part of him that, like, you think I'm fucking crazy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

I'm gonna make rfk.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

You notice nobody even talks about RFK right now.

[Zack Amico]

I do love rfk, but he definitely. That was a strategic move where he's like, you think I'm fucking nuts?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

Let's let this fucking thing rasp into a microphone.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Rasp into a microphone. Microphone that's great. But.

[Geo Perez]

But like, that is kind of a DEI higher having, you know, a person with mental disabilities running offices. That's the biggest di right there. Elon Musk.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Elon Musk. Is he. Does he like. Is he retarded?

[Luis J. Gomez]

He's autistic. He said he's on the spectrum. Yeah, yeah, he's autistic. That's.

[Geo Perez]

He's a child. He's a genius child. If you see his movements, like when he's excited, he moves like a child. I always see little 6 year olds howling Hitler all the time. Time.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it's like a six year old.

[Zack Amico]

A big autistic thing is the flappy hands. They do a lot of flappy. They do a lot of flappy.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah, like this.

[Zack Amico]

Like T. Rex arms. Yeah, this. If they walk around like this or this. And a lot of them will either hold books or like their backpack straps. This is comfortable, right? And this is not that far.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Knew that was coming.

[Zack Amico]

I was waiting. T Rex is gonna be bad Nazis, by the way.

[Geo Perez]

That was a mixture of floppy hands and nerves.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

His muscles didn't know which way to go. And you know, you've made awkward movements before that turned into a Hollywood.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Like some white.

[Geo Perez]

No, I'm saying all of us.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You see me on the dance floor.

[Zack Amico]

I don't know, dude. Accidentally hiring him. I mean, I think he trolled. That's like saying you tried to learn to be a mime and you accidentally hung a black guy.

[Geo Perez]

He's.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Is he. But he's. He is South African, so he's probably got those Nazi roots for sure. Because they were all Dutch. They were Afrikaans. I think he's Afrikaan.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Which is their. Their Dutch.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Amsterdam. Whatever you want to call it, so. Because. Yeah, so. Yeah, I can see that. And what the. Whatever. You know, what are you gonna do?

[Geo Perez]

These South Africans are out of control. We're worried about the North Africans. But these South Africans.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

And he's true to his African part too, because now he's got baby mama drama too.

[Zack Amico]

He's got that bitch kids.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Something crazy.

[Zack Amico]

Was it South Africa that did the. Where they would put tires on people and set them on fire.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That was. Some chick did that. That. The necklace treatment. That's what it's called. But it was like some chick who ran South Africa for a while and was like. She was known for the necklace treatment. I think it was like Nelson Mandela's like ex wife or some Winnie. Is that. Is that it?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Winnie Mandela?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I mean, is. Yeah, well, that's Another crazy thing.

[Zack Amico]

Wheezy. It was wheezy.

[Geo Perez]

Wheezy. F. Mandela.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

But don't forget George.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah, those. I think that. You know what's crazy? That whole tire thing, so they don't lift their arms up to block their face.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Dude, it's crazy. Like, they were throwing bait like babies in boiling water. What? Yeah, they were.

[Luis J. Gomez]

How's that taste?

[Geo Perez]

Pigeons is crazy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Babies.

[Geo Perez]

Is this a halal guy? Just my baby.

[Zack Amico]

Still my baby.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Come on. That was great.

[Geo Perez]

That was good.

[Zack Amico]

I'll give myself a little snake. All right, so let's head down. This cops pays man after crashing his car while having a seizure.

[Geo Perez]

Nice. My biggest fear, by the way.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What? Oh, gee, no, no, no.

[Geo Perez]

I'm not epilepsy. But, like, my biggest fear is, like, finding out I have epilepsy or like, a stroke or some shit while I'm driving.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

Especially on the highway when you do, like, 80. Because at that point, you're just a bullet.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

You're taking some people out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[Geo Perez]

If you're lucky. If you. If it sucks, you just hit the divider.

[Zack Amico]

You told people you had narcolepsy.

[Che Duretta]

I'm gonna kind of click this through this a little bit, but I'll start from the beginning.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Get him out.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah. Don't move. If he's having a seizure, just let him.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Just let him be okay.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He is breathing.

[Zack Amico]

If he's fine, just let him be okay.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oh, there's a train coming.

[Geo Perez]

This is after they taste.

[Che Duretta]

No, they didn't tase him yet.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

They're gonna tase him.

[Che Duretta]

No. Yeah, later.

[Geo Perez]

And they know he was having seizures.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Crazy.

[Zack Amico]

So he crashed the car because he was having a seizure while driving. Right.

[Che Duretta]

That's what he. That's. That's the story.

[Geo Perez]

Don't they take your license away if you're epileptic?

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, you get, like, a thing on it. They're like, hey, you. I think you're allowed to do it as long as you're single. Medication.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Bumper sticker you get says, how am I shaking.

[Geo Perez]

Vehicle? My veer off the road at any moment.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

If you see this car rocking, it's probably because I have epilepsy.

[Geo Perez]

Don't come and knock.

[Che Duretta]

So trying to wake him up. This is the fire department trying to get him out.

[Zack Amico]

Come on, man.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Sir.

[Zack Amico]

There'S only one way out of.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Here, and that's walking.

[Zack Amico]

Okay.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

We're not driving.

[Zack Amico]

Gio used to have a bumper sticker that said, if this van's a rock and please bring some naran. Go ahead.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Come on, Come On I'd be. I just be pretending I'm having a seizure. I'm not coming out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let's get out.

[Zack Amico]

Let's get out.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

We'll go up the hill.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Che Duretta]

They're just trying to bring him to the ambulance, right. And he's refusing.

[Zack Amico]

Does he know where he is?

[Geo Perez]

Does he know. But they know he had a seizure because the guy said careful.

[Che Duretta]

Yeah, yeah. He was seizing, I think, when they. When they first got there.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Okay, so pause real quick. Shannon, here's my problem. If you're. They should come to you like people. The paramedics should come to you, get a stretch or whatever they need and take you. Why? I've never seen somebody get hit by a car or something. They go, corre. Sir, come on, get up.

[Geo Perez]

We got to walk you up to the stretcher.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

We got to walk you up here. Yeah, they're female EMTs. They're not. They can't make the trip down. Sorry. We're really dropping the ball with this whole women.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

All right, let's hop out. Let's go. Come on. Let's hop out.

[Zack Amico]

Come on.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What are you doing?

[Zack Amico]

Do they think he's on drugs?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oh, maybe.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Come on. Maybe.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, maybe. That's why. But still, they shouldn't assume that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Resisting dude just had a seizure. It was in a car accident.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Wait, he's a car accident? Let's just say he.

[Geo Perez]

His brain is literally resetting right now.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Right.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Also, what's the rush? What's the. Dude, let him take where you gotta be, dude. You're at work.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Chop chop.

[Geo Perez]

What is the rush?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let the guy take his time. My guy.

[Geo Perez]

It's like we had a guy who had a aneurysm.

[Zack Amico]

But I mean, other question. Not to be ignorant. Are you not supposed to touch people that were just in a car accident?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, unless you're spine. That's true.

[Zack Amico]

He's like literally grabbing him by the neck.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it's like who knows what kind injury that this guy has. This is crazy, dude.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Let's go.

[Zack Amico]

Let's get out of the car.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You're going to get tased, dud.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

We want to help you, but do not fight us. You will get ripped out of this car.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We're not playing you.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Get out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You're about to get tased, dude.

[Zack Amico]

Get out.

[Geo Perez]

Get out.

[Zack Amico]

Then.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Let'S go.

[Zack Amico]

Get out of the car.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You're about to get tased, dude. Well, I'm going to get on.

[Zack Amico]

Ow.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Get out of the car. Three. Yeah. Know what calms people down? Electrocuting them. Really calm.

[Geo Perez]

I Don't even feel bad for him anymore.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You say he's a cuckoo, you. Look at you. Yeah. Head trauma.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Come on.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

No more.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No more.

[Zack Amico]

Is his face bleeding? Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

This guy. Yo, if you came to a car. Hold on a second. Pause this for a second. If you came to a car crash like that, how do you assume that this guy is resisting arrest and he's being a problem?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Crazy, crazy face.

[Zack Amico]

Do you see how crazy this all looks when it's a white guy? Look at us coming to the dude. We couldn't come quicker to his defense. One change of this video, me and Zay will be sitting here going, fentanyl.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Let that doctor go. Let him go.

[Zack Amico]

He was gonna grow up.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah. Let that a student go.

[Geo Perez]

He was cashing fake checks.

[Zack Amico]

Here's his seventh grade graduation picture from 11 years ago. This guy's having a bad day.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah.

[Geo Perez]

His car's fucked up. He just had a seizure.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

His girlfriend's got hit by a train.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Okay. Hi. Here's the lower. Dude, stop.

[Zack Amico]

I don't understand what his crime was. Not coming with the cops. What they asked.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I was giving you being white on a Tuesday.

[Geo Perez]

I just love how they start the video, like, all right, his brain was malfunctioning.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah. They just shove his head into the dirt. Have some mud pie.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

She has got me laughing every time I am screaming. You shut up.

[Zack Amico]

It's a Haitian delicacy.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

That mud.

[Che Duretta]

Do you want to keep watching it?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's just.

[Che Duretta]

It's just a bunch more of this kind of.

[Zack Amico]

Oh, yeah. Keep it going.

[Geo Perez]

More abuse.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Sir.

[Geo Perez]

He kind of looks like dirt. Nowinsky dirt.

[Zack Amico]

Nowy dirt.

[Geo Perez]

You got his cuff on.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We definitely got to know that this guy got a settlement. Does this guy get a little cash? Oh, he's gotta get cash for this.

[Geo Perez]

He had to.

[Zack Amico]

You got his arm?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

We do not want to hurt you, bro.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We do not want to hurt you.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I don't know what's more infuriating, the fact that they're doing this to this guy or they keep calling him bro. That pisses me off.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

What's the firefighter for?

[Che Duretta]

Well, they were there for, like. They were like, rescue. They were there to help him initially.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

Fire department always shows up for the car accident.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, but Shannon, they weren't. They were. Those are the first guys pulling him out by the.

[Che Duretta]

No, well, the cops were. The cops were there first. Yeah, they were just like. They were like, leave him alone a second. He's seizing. And then the firemen were going in. He could. He. When he Wouldn't come out. The cops went back, and they're like, you have to, like, comply. They're trying to help you. And he refused.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Dude, I wonder if there's, like, a backstory.

[Zack Amico]

Fucking thin blue line. Fucking higher over.

[Che Duretta]

I'm just giving you a little information. I'm not taking sides. Even though I think you know my side.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Blue check.

[Geo Perez]

And it's on the flag.

[Che Duretta]

40 seconds left.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You want.

[Zack Amico]

Go ahead, please. Yes.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Can you guys help us drag him up?

[Geo Perez]

Be funny, like. Yeah. Be careful. He just had a seizure and a.

[Zack Amico]

Car accident.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

And he's bleeding on his face.

[Zack Amico]

Pause.

[Geo Perez]

I can't feel bad.

[Zack Amico]

Do you know how lucky Jesus was that there were no recordings? How hard would be to be a Christian? Just heard Jesus doing those noises.

[Geo Perez]

Jesus took that like a G, bro. That's the son of God.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

He was like, the Passion of the.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

Never watch the Passion of Christ.

[Zack Amico]

Oh, dude. It's torture. Por. It's the.

[Geo Perez]

Of Christ, dude.

[Zack Amico]

Can you imagine Jesus? But if. If we had footage of Jesus getting.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He had to do the.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

The cross thing.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

That was too much.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

So I heard you called me a. Yeah. When you were on Earth.

[Geo Perez]

I did. Sorry, guys, but I was just at Gas Digital, and you know how it is in there.

[Zack Amico]

You take communion and it's ros. White zin.

[Geo Perez]

I mean, it basically is.

[Zack Amico]

Oh, dude, that's so fun.

[Geo Perez]

Sometimes you do get white.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Turn water. Jesus turned water into ros.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah. Ow.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Ooh.

[Zack Amico]

Forgive them, Father. They know not what they do.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Ooh, Daddy. Ooh.

[Zack Amico]

All right, finish.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah. Is he doing deer? Deer calling. Queer calling right there.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You're under the influence.

[Geo Perez]

He's going to see a bunch of gay dudes. Pull up.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

He's under the influence.

[Geo Perez]

Never mind. We heard a mating call.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Kicked me in the. I got kicked in there, too.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You okay? Are you guys okay? Are you guys okay?

[Zack Amico]

Hey, we're all safe. That's important. The nine of us are safe. Life.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

From this man who had a seizure. Car accident.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

So they associate. They said he's under the influence. How do they know that? They don't know that. They're just assuming that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I guess they. They got to start because they know they're on camera. They got to start covering their ass.

[Zack Amico]

Shannon, we got anything on that one?

[Che Duretta]

So it said he suffered his first epileptic seizure behind the wheel that day and was told he would be charged with resisting arrest and dui. But the case against him was eventually thrown out. By the D. By the D A. Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oops.

[Che Duretta]

And no lawsuit hold on, I'm just double checking. I feel like the answer is no. I'm just double checking.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, wow.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

If there's no lawsuit.

[Geo Perez]

He deserved all of that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I mean, he might. It might be in the works.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah, he does. He deserved. For the whole Internet to see. When did this happen? He still might be able.

[Zack Amico]

What was he driving under the influence of semen? Yeah, it wasn't.

[Geo Perez]

He was on poppers and he just wanted to. Epileptic seizure?

[Zack Amico]

Yeah, it was an epilepsy medication.

[Che Duretta]

Okay.

[Zack Amico]

Watching. Watching Pokemon in there.

[Che Duretta]

It said. The lawsuit said that responding paramedics did not tell officers that getting Bruce out of the vehicle was necessary to avoid bodily injury or death.

[Zack Amico]

A couple guys named Bruce.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, Bruce is a gay name. Dude. You ever hear that thing with the. The in the Hulk TV show? They changed his name off from Bruce to something else.

[Zack Amico]

It's like Bruce was almost like a slur. Yeah, yeah, they were like gay guys at the time.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, they're like, we can't. Name of Bruce, dude, he's.

[Zack Amico]

What's his.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I think it's Rob or something. Robert Banner. I don't.

[Zack Amico]

No, you're thinking of Steve Bannon.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Shannon, do you have that. Do you have that video of the guy who used to walk Lady Gaga's dog?

[Zack Amico]

Oh, we've done that before.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, yeah, that. He made the same noises at this.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah. Lady Gaga's dog walker when he got shot.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He got shot.

[Zack Amico]

Yeah, she had these very expensive dogs and we watch her on the show a bunch. Yeah, he was the kid that she was on tour, I guess, and he was the kid, the victim of a dog napping.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

And they just roll up on him and shoot him and shoot him and take the dogs. But then I guess they put. They didn't know it was Lady Gaga's dog.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

So it was on the news or the reward.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

And one of their mothers tried to return the dogs and get the reward.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zack Amico]

And that's how they got caught.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

But that's a. That's a good. Like you were talking about. Jesus. What about us? Like, this is not a fear to get caught on camera getting assaulted. Oh, yeah, and you're just making these ungodly.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, dude, Chappelle has a joke about that. About like the nine. We have nine. One, one. Chappelle's frantic. Oh, I should of myself.

[Zack Amico]

Let's enjoy this.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, yeah.

[Geo Perez]

That's why I'm always getting arrested. I assume I'm on camera.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Get out.

[Geo Perez]

Get out. Well, being Lady Gaga's dog walker, assuming he's good.

[Zack Amico]

It's the gayest job alive.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Geo Perez]

So he was resisting. Oh, idiot.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You shoot that?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah. Wait, that's.

[Geo Perez]

You're gonna die.

[Zack Amico]

Him screaming and getting shot like that is like, what? Farrell won't die at Austin pound.

[Geo Perez]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I'm very badly burned.

[Zack Amico]

I'm very badly hurt. Please send help.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oh, that was a great show.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Also.

[Geo Perez]

What?

[Luis J. Gomez]

They didn't know it was Lady Gaga's dogs?

[Zack Amico]

Well, I think they just knew they were expensive ass dogs.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

[Zack Amico]

But I mean, it does look like a hit. I mean, I would assume that they saw him walking them across. Let's just listen to this homo scream for another minute.

[Geo Perez]

Somebody pulls out a gun on me, that dog is going with them, right?

[Zack Amico]

Yeah, but this guy's thinking, oh, no, my friendship with Lady Gaga.

[Geo Perez]

Did the dog get away?

[Zack Amico]

One of them. One of them stayed.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

That dog just ran up to him like you.

[Geo Perez]

So they didn't even take both the dogs.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

That could be any one of us. Any one of us. I don't care. It's. Something can happen. Happened to you where you're like, oh.

[Geo Perez]

My God, I just got st.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I got stabbed tonight. A gay man was stabbed and said, I'm not gay.

[Zack Amico]

The footage proves otherwise.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Probably out sucking.

[Geo Perez]

I'm dying.

[Zack Amico]

Let's finish.

[Geo Perez]

Gonna die now.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

There's more.

[Zack Amico]

Help me.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Did he die?

[Geo Perez]

No, he's.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

But he's still gay.

[Zack Amico]

Help me. We're calling 911 for you.

[Geo Perez]

I'm bleeding out. My heart, my lungs.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I'm bleeding out.

[Geo Perez]

You guys trying to check if you're right heart?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

My right heart.

[Geo Perez]

My left heart is safe, but my right heart.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You can breathe your lungs.

[Zack Amico]

Don't tell people. Gay guys have two hearts. It's our biggest secret. The song Two of Hearts, it's about being gay. All right, we're going to call up there. Thank you so much. Gio Perez, Anthony Zenhauser, Jay Arena. Check out all their shows and we'll see you on Wednesday here on the Real House podcast.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Bye.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Baby boys.