0042. LeMaire Lee and Matt Maran

Summary

Podcast Summary: Zac Amico's Morning Zoo

Episode 0042. LeMaire Lee and Matt Maran
Date: September 7, 2025
Host: Zac Amico
Guests: LeMaire Lee, Matt Maran

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Overview

This episode of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo on GaS Digital Network continues its unhinged, comedian-driven morning show format. Zac is joined by comedian Matt Maran (Comedy Fight Club) and LeMaire Lee (Panties in the Mouth), serving up absurd takes on weird news, stories of degenerate behavior, B-movie anecdotes, food nostalgia, and scandalous advice. The episode's highlights include riffs on serial "butt-sniffers," wedding etiquette, hangover cures, failed restaurant chains, and cheating tactics gone wrong, spiced up with crude banter and B-movie industry tidbits.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Meet the Guests & Vibe Setting

• Zac introduces Matt Maran and LeMaire Lee, noting LeMaire's frequent appearances and friendship.
  • Memorable Quote:
    "He is blessing us with his presence. It is the one and only from panties in the mouth." – Zac (01:44)
• Hilarity about encountering cuddly comedian friends and a magical day at Coney Island.

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2. Current Events: "The Butt Sniffer" Returns

(Starts 02:42)

• The crew updates on a "butt-sniffer" serial offender, recently caught again.
  • The man sneaks behind women in public places (bookstores, shopping centers) to sniff them, earning a possible harsher sentence due to repeated offenses.
  • Discussion of his appearance:
    "He has ears like Shrek, right?" – LeMaire (04:04)
  • Jokes about apparatus to improve his "craft," public etiquette, and how far odd fetishes can go.
  • Relates to personal confessions about smelling chairs and panties, with Zac teasing Shannon about her non-existent chair smell.
• Cultural commentary on public deviancy and what level of "creepiness" crosses lines.

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3. Incident at Korn Concert: Public Masturbator

(07:17–09:54)

• The team discusses a viral video of a man caught masturbating at a Korn concert, theorizing about his mental state and the appropriateness of bystander intervention.
  • Quote:
    "It's crazy to go watch Korn and take a shot at beating off in front of everybody." – LeMaire (07:45)
• Jokes about "seventh inning beat," crowd waves, and parallel stadium rituals.
• Discussion of the difference between being on drugs and having developmental issues.

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4. Weddings & The Open Bar Dilemma

(13:00–22:33)

• Viral tweet sparks debate: is it wrong for a sober couple to refuse to pay for an open bar at their wedding?
  • Zac’s stance:
    "You can skimp on a lot of things at a wedding. The one thing I was like, we are not making people pay for drinks." (14:27)
  • Everyone agrees that at least beer and wine should be included, especially if guests must travel.
  • LeMaire: "Just relapse one night. It’s the greatest day of your life!" (14:44)
  • Considerations for cultural practices (e.g., dry Muslim/Jewish weddings).
• Touches on “plate cost” etiquette and strategies for compromising (e.g., running a bar tab).
• Wedding anecdotes: Zac shares his own wedding’s menu (burgers, open candy bar, fireball and cream soda favors).

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5. B-Movie and Troma Entertainment Trivia

(25:02–32:43)

• Zac dives into Troma Entertainment stories: connections to “Toxic Avenger,” Peter Dinklage, industry inside jokes (e.g. Lloyd Kaufman's pseudonym to avoid union issues), and Lloyd's and Michael's management style.
  • Zac reflects on brushes with fame, hysteria over the movie’s delay, and stories from the set.
  • Particularly memorable:
    "Oh, the fat guy with the little dick. Great. Let’s send him to France on our dime." – Michael Herz as quoted by Zac (30:09)
  • Absurd tales of pitching ideas and B-movie logic, including jokes about Sucker Punch’s prospects.

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6. Meme Watch: Island Boy’s Baby & Social Media Clout

(34:23–38:48)

• The team reviews the saga of one of the "Island Boys" posting his unusual-looking baby on social media, using ET comparisons to farm engagement.
  • "People get famous, they post pictures of their baby with the face start out, he's like, look at his face. Look how weird." – Matt (38:30)
• The panel debates the ethics of posting children online (private vs. public accounts) and using ridicule for follower growth.

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7. Food Nostalgia: Boston Market’s Fall

(39:55–43:01)

• Discussion on the demise of Boston Market, once a staple of their youth.
  • Shannon’s research reveals their decline began after menu expansion beyond chicken to turkey/ham/meatloaf, diluting their brand.
  • Zac’s verdict:
    "It's never–it's very rarely does a place make a couple things really good." (41:43)
  • Reflections on childhood memories, chain restaurant biscuits rankings (Cheddar Bay vs. Olive Garden vs. Texas Roadhouse).

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8. Fast Food Rankings & Sandwich Shoutouts

(45:25–49:44)

• The hosts swap favorites from chain restaurants and regional fast foods (Waffle House, Jack in the Box, Cookout, Bojangles).
• Zac gives a glowing endorsement of Leonie's Italian Heroes:
  • "These are some honkers... That’s two lunches for 14 bucks." (49:13)

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9. Theme Park Antics: Hershey Park Helicopter Kid

(51:19–52:55)

• Viral video discussed: a young boy climbs onto the Hershey Park monorail tracks.
  • "This is the kind of kid that might grow up to jerk off at a Korn show." – Zac (51:57)
  • Jokes about Oompa Loompa-style security and pedantic parallels.

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10. Hangover Cures: What Works, What’s Bro Science?

(53:13–58:54)

• Gatorade, Gatorlyte, and hydration rituals debated, each with preferred flavors based on context.
  • Matt: "Gatorade and pushups." (53:29)
• New study suggestion: Pear juice, coconut water, and sweet lime may be scientifically superior for hangovers (Mumbai Institute of Chemical Technology).
  • Zac: "We’re going to try it out here on the show." (58:56)
• Both hosts resolve to test the concoction on a future episode.

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11. Cheater Gets Caught: Modern Tech Tattletales

(59:18–66:07)

• News story: Chinese man’s wife discovers his affair after pharmacy staff call the number on their joint membership card about a failed transaction (Plan B purchase).
  • The hosts ridicule his lack of caution:
    "You can't be using your wife's fucking membership card." – Zac (60:47)
• Follow-up: Another woman discovers her husband’s infidelity via a Bluetooth scale that syncs to her phone, showing a 120lb user she doesn't know. The hazards of the "smart home."
  • Zac: "We gotta stop putting Bluetooth on everything." (64:22)
• Panel jokes about hiding evidence, the danger of connected devices, and old-school cheating techniques.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "He's blessing us with his presence. It is the one and only from panties in the mouth." – Zac (01:44)
• "He has ears like Shrek, right?" – LeMaire (04:04)
• "You can skimp on a lot of things at a wedding. The one thing I was like, we are not making people pay for drinks." – Zac (14:27)
• "Just relapse one night. It’s the greatest day of your life!" – LeMaire (14:44)
• "It's crazy to go watch Korn and take a shot at beating off in front of everybody." – LeMaire (07:45)
• "Oh, the fat guy with the little dick. Great. Let’s send him to France on our dime." – Michael Herz (as quoted by Zac) (30:09)
• "It's never–it's very rarely does a place make a couple things really good." – Zac (41:43)
• "We gotta stop putting Bluetooth on everything." – Zac (64:22)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Topic | Start | |--------------------------------------------|------------| | Show Start & Introductions | 01:16 | | Butt Sniffer Story | 02:42 | | Korn Concert Jerk-Off | 07:17 | | Wedding Open Bar Debate | 13:00 | | B-Movie/Troma Stories | 25:02 | | Island Boy’s Baby & Clout Chasing | 34:23 | | Boston Market Downfall | 39:55 | | Fast Food Rankings/Sandwiches | 45:25 | | Hershey Park Monorail Kid | 51:19 | | Hangover Cures & Bro Science | 53:13 | | Cheater Caught by Pharmacy (Tech Fails) | 59:18 | | Bluetooth Scale Cheating Discovery | 63:08 | | Episode closes | 66:41 |

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Tone & Style

Unfiltered, chaotic, deeply comedic, and irreverent. The panel has zero qualms about going lowbrow or self-deprecating, seamlessly blending deep-dive pop culture riffs with outrageous personal stories and sharp cultural asides.

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For Listeners

This episode covers a wild range of taboo and nostalgic topics, offering both big laughs and insight into how technology and culture are intersecting in unexpected ways. It’s ideal for listeners who like their morning shows foul-mouthed, fast-moving, and friend-centric, with a heavy dose of comedian-driven authenticity.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[C]

Wake up, it's time to go. Zach Amico's got a show Animals are here to play Jokes are guests to start your day tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and to the sky Grab a coffee and join the crew It's a go.

[B]

Wake up. Wow, wow, wow, It's a Wednesday. It's your other boy, the international superstar. Good morning, Zoo Files. It's Zach Amico's morning zoo and I am absolutely over the moon. We're gonna have a great day today. I finally got a little bit of sleep ski and I'm feeling great. Across the table from me from Comedy Fight Club is your friend and mine, Matt Marin. How you doing?

[D]

Doug, what's up? Good to see you. Thanks for having me.

[B]

Thank you very much for being here. And next to him, a man who I think has been on Gas Digital more than me this week. He has made the great pilgrimage, but he is blessing us with his presence. It is the one and only from panties in the mouth. Lamar Lee. Hello. How you doing, buddy?

[E]

I'm good, dude. I'm just having a hoot.

[B]

It's great to see you, buddy. I was so thrilled. I was asleep on the couch on Monday and I just see you fucking Ally May and fucking McGee and I was like, man three of my the softest, cuddliest man and two of the hottest. I think I went in my sleep.

[D]

That's how lamer's not Tits McGee.

[F]

No, yeah. Not just.

[B]

That's exactly the group of people I want greeting me when I go. Just jovial black man and two hot, a skin, a skinny one and a fat. A fat headed one. Yeah.

[F]

I'll take it.

[B]

One of each, baby.

[E]

We went to Coney island after that. It was a magical day.

[B]

Well, very glad to have you guys here. So we've been following a case here on the show and I'm very excited to get right into it. Shannon, that Goddamn butt sniffers. Added again.

[G]

I can't believe it. I really second guessed whether this was actually a third time or not. But there are two different dates on this. On these Twitter posts.

[B]

So there's a guy who's been in a. He's had a bit of an issue.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

He keeps getting caught going into establishments, sneaking behind women and trying to smell their assholes.

[E]

He should figure out some type of apparatus so he doesn't have to bend.

[B]

Down or just, I don't know, make a friend.

[D]

It's probably creepier if he shows up with like a bendy swallow.

[B]

He had upside down snorkel. So he got caught. Where was he? He was in a grocery store. Or was it. Oh, a bookstore.

[G]

Yeah. The first time was a bookstore.

[B]

And then what was the.

[G]

After that, it was just like a shopping center.

[B]

Okay. Now he's. He's at it again. The son of a bitch.

[F]

Damn.

[G]

Yes.

[D]

Literally crossing borders.

[F]

Yes.

[G]

This time Jess says Los Angeles. But they're saying that now due to the nature, like the repetitive nature of the crime, that they're considering stricter sentencing.

[B]

We have a photo.

[G]

I have the. I have the. This is the newest mug shot.

[B]

Man.

[E]

He has ears like Shrek, right?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Weird ear. And then. Yeah, he's just so what he does. And when he was in the bookstore, he would pretend to be looking at a book on the low shelf. The lady would look away and he pulls a quick snifferoo.

[E]

Damn.

[B]

She caught on to it and started filming him.

[E]

Oh, it was the same lady.

[B]

No, no, he's just hitting anything. He. He smelled like three ladies in that video.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Beast.

[D]

Is there any consistency with what the women look like or he's just.

[B]

Anything you can get?

[D]

I feel like if you're a public butt sniffer, you're taking what you can get.

[B]

I mean, young, like, appropriately aged, but. Right.

[D]

He's not a creep.

[B]

Yeah. He's not trying to smell piss. He's trying to smell.

[E]

Cooter goo.

[B]

Yeah. Now listen, would I lie and say I've never smelled a seat? Everyone has. It happened in my life.

[H]

Yeah, sure.

[B]

Who hasn't? Probably you guys.

[E]

I've done it.

[B]

Yeah. You ever smelled some panties? Sure. Hey, man, why not?

[E]

Panties?

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I love. I love a pair of panties. Not how they feel. How they smell, Jorge.

[D]

Oh, no.

[B]

Yeah, that's great, too. Have you ever smelled a chair after a girl? All left. Yeah. Shannon, how do you feel about this information?

[G]

It's disturbing.

[D]

Shannon, staying in that seat for the.

[B]

Rest of the day. Good. Marinade in it.

[E]

Not to be rude, but that he's definitely simmering with Shannon stank.

[B]

No, I don't think Shannon has a smell. I think. I think Shannon has. Is whatever. Like if there was a smell, like a PH level. I think Shannon rests at a zero.

[D]

She gets out of the chair and it still smells like a chair.

[B]

Yeah, it still smells like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shannon's vibrator still smells like the packing peanuts. These are all compliments about how clean your pussy is, Shannon.

[H]

Yes.

[G]

Thanks, guys.

[D]

Is he doing it only in bookstores? Because that is.

[B]

He's moving on to shopping malls and stuff. Bookstore is perfect. I think grocery store is perfect.

[D]

Yeah, Anything with the bottom shelf. Really?

[B]

Yeah, grocery store. Maybe like a models, then you're getting a post. You might be getting some workout pussy. Yeah. Maybe not like a Chipotle.

[E]

No, no, Chipotle. You can't sniff at Chipotle because you can't get low.

[B]

You'd be at your table.

[D]

No, you're probably not getting the whiff of what you want to be getting when you're going down the chip.

[B]

I feel like Chipotle would be an issue.

[F]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I think bookstore now.

[E]

Do you think if like he's down there and she farts, does he come?

[B]

Maybe it could be.

[D]

Pull up his face again. Let's see if he likes sniffing farts. Make a judgment here with those ears.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

[B]

We can definitely hear him.

[E]

He can hear it coming. He's just the pucker. It's like.

[B]

And the thing is, ears aside, he's not an ugly dude. Yeah, he's not. I wouldn't say he's exceptionally handsome man, but he's fine.

[D]

He's like guy you'd see doing pull ups in the park and be like, oh, he's in good shape.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. So he must really be retarded.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah, he must be real rough.

[D]

He looked Obama ears with Biden mind.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

Trump mind too.

[B]

That's all I thought about. That fucking dude who got caught whacking at corn.

[H]

Yeah.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Because people are like, oh, he's on drugs. Like, no, I think he's. I think he's well, well, well past on drugs. Yeah. I think that's a needs a handler type of dude. And I think this was like his big night out and he couldn't, he couldn't contain himself.

[E]

It's crazy to go watch Korn and take a shot at beating off front of everybody.

[D]

He was a freak off his lace.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

If he keeps Doing that, he's going to go blind. And then somebody punched him in the head so his coming was undone. Yeah, yeah.

[E]

That's a. That's probably the most unsatisfying orgasm. She's getting punched in the head right as you're about to come hard.

[B]

Disagree.

[E]

Do you think he tried to get everyone else to join like the wave?

[B]

The jack.

[E]

Yeah, the jack.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, listen, is that technically better than applause? Of course.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

It made baseball games more exciting.

[B]

Yeah, of course. Seventh inning stretch. Yeah, yeah.

[E]

The seventh inning beat.

[B]

You put the condom on backwards like a rally cap.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

We need some runs.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

But when you see that guy's face, like he's definitely like. So people are like, oh, he's on drugs. I think he's.

[E]

He's just lost.

[B]

Yeah. I think he might be somebody that usually has a helper.

[H]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And that tells him not to do that.

[D]

It's funny. Someone jerking off in public is when we draw the line to say in the R word.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he was definite because then he looked confused when the guy hit him.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

What the hell did I do?

[F]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

It's that he did it during corn and it's still light out.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

Wait till system of a dad.

[E]

Yeah, of course it's weird that they got hit him.

[B]

Nah, I think if I was there with a kid or I was there with like a little sister or my chicken.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Now my chick, I would. We would laugh. But I was there with like a family and there are families there. We forget that, you know, we are family age corn fans.

[H]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

If there's families around. Yeah. I think you crack them one.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

I think you call security. But a security if nobody's doing anything.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

[E]

Security did take a long time to get there. He got hit before security showed up.

[B]

Yeah. He was pretty much in open view.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

No, I'm. I feel bad. The guy that hit him got kicked out. I think I hit him. Got arrested.

[E]

Oh, for assault.

[B]

Yeah, I throw that one out.

[F]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I'd say we lost. Yeah, you know, we lost the paperwork.

[D]

Didn't that happen with Cain Velasquez? Like beat up a pedophile and killed.

[B]

Yeah, he killed.

[E]

Killed the wrong guy.

[D]

Oh, was the wrong guy.

[E]

Yeah, it was a guy driving with a pedophile.

[D]

Okay, never mind. I was about to. I was about to try and say a Mexican man is innocent. I should have known better.

[B]

If being in a car with a Pedophile is illegal then. I know a lot of Uber drivers that gotta go to jail today, buddy.

[D]

I know a lot of comedians with cars who have to go to jail.

[B]

Yeah, I know a lot of features are going behind bars. I know a lot of sober features. Okay, hey, let's take this opportunity to get plugs out of the way. Jorge, hit that fabulous plug music. Mr. Marin, what do you want people to check out?

[D]

We got Comedy Fight Club 710 year anniversary is coming up this Sunday, September 7th at the Stan Comedy Club, YouTube.com comedy fight club for all our episodes. Lemaire stop by this week and judge this past week's episode that's streaming tomorrow night. And at realmattmaran for my Instagram and all of my like upcoming stand up shows and whatever I got going on.

[B]

Fantastic.

[E]

Mr. Lee, panties in the mouth podcast, please check it out. And then at Lamar Lee for all my stuff. Lamar Lee Fun is my website. And then also September 9th, I'm in Phantom Power in Millersville, Pennsylvania. And then September 10th I'm a soldiers come through, please.

[B]

Not no. Hey, if you guys want to see me go to my Instagram at Zach is not funny or punch up Live Zach where I have all my tickets available. I'm going on a little tour. Ocean springs on the 25th, Mobile, Alabama on the 26th, Hattiesburg on the 27th and Pensacola, Florida on the 28th. All those co headlining shows with myself and Zach Holmes from Jackass. It's the Zach and Zach Too Fat Too Furious tour. We're finally gonna prove for two different people and I think we'll be doing some stand up some stunts and hopefully come out and have some fun with us. Also, if you love the show, go to Gas Digital right now. Use that promo code Zoo Z o o. Get all your episodes early ad free and uncensored. You get access to the archives, thousands of episodes of all your favorite guest digital shows. You get access to the live chat. Most importantly, you get our Friday episode. That's right. We do three of these a week, but only two go out on YouTube and Stitcher and shit like that. Why? Because it's a bonus exclusive episode just for subscribers. So if you want the full morning Zoo experience, subscribe and save a buck off your subscription and I'll give you a big kiss. Show me that you subscribe with Zoo, I'll kiss you right out of the mouth. Okay. All right, moving on.

[E]

I'm trying to show you guys subscribed.

[F]

Thank you.

[B]

All right, here's a you know what? Let's have. Marin, you don't drink at all, right?

[D]

Yeah, I do.

[B]

You drink. Okay. Lamar, you have a cocktail or two?

[E]

I have a few.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

Jorge, you drink?

[D]

Not really, no.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

Shannon, you, you'll. You'll have a cocktail or two of the time is right, right?

[G]

Yes.

[B]

Okay. I would love your guys opinion. I read a tweet today that I guess going viral. I have very mixed feelings.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And now I enjoy it. I. I've been known to enjoy a libation or two in my day every day. So. Shannon, bring up the tweet. Alcohol, There's a lady alcohol at a wedding. Discourse is driving me insane. My fiance and I met in recovery and both have long term sobriety. No way in hell am I paying for a bar to get other people drunk on my day. Uh. And then she continues to answer some questions. I do think you should set expectations with your guests on what the alcohol situation is. I would not expect pork options at a Jewish wedding. Uh, I don't know if it's a right that people have alcohol for free at my wedding. Blah, blah, blah, blah. So she's long term sober, works at a drug and alcohol treatment center. She's uncomfortable being around drinking, doesn't mind too much, but she refuses to pay for it at her wedding. I have long time said yes. You can skimp on a lot of things at a wedding. I did my wedding at a fucking venue in Brooklyn. Like a concert venue?

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

The one thing I was like, we are not making people pay for drinks.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

Open bar is like. It's like you have to.

[B]

I think so. And, and it's not that everybody has to drink.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Just relapse one night. It's the greatest day of your night life. Relapse.

[D]

I. I kind of. I respect. If you're sober and you don't want to have an open bar at your wedding, you should respect that I won't be coming to your wed.

[B]

So somebody brought up a great point which is you have to realize weddings suck.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

It is a at least one day, sometimes three day commitment.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

You're blowing a weekend.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

You're blowing money.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

Gotta wear a damn suit.

[B]

Thank you.

[E]

For a damn bitch you barely like.

[D]

Right.

[B]

You gotta, you gotta dress up. You got to travel a lot sometimes.

[D]

Well, I need to get a hotel. That's the thing. Are they making people travel and then get no booze? That's a problem. It's like in the neighborhood. Makes excellent points.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

And I think not paying for an open bar.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Is reflected in the gift.

[D]

That's fair. Yeah, I can see that.

[B]

Because I always feel like if you're going to a wedding, you got to cover your plate in the bar at least.

[D]

I think it'd be funny to get him an expensive bottle of wine as a guest.

[B]

And then they try to get into, like, you know, well, how do Muslim people get married? I'm like, because they don't fucking obey the rules of their religion.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Ever.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Or if they do, they're hypocrites about it.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

And I've been to. I don't think I've ever been. I've been to weddings where it was beer and wine only.

[E]

Yeah, that's fine.

[B]

You had to pay for hard liquor.

[E]

Yeah, that's fair.

[B]

I'm fine with that. I wasn't thrilled.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

But I can work around that.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

You know, I think.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

I think if you're sober, you're allowed to have a cash bar.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

That's fair. If you're sober. But all the drinks should be one price, you know?

[B]

Oh. So discount. So maybe you throw like 500 or whatever.

[E]

I don't know how much a bar in a wedding calls, but it's quite a bit.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

My. My wedding open bar was $70 a person.

[E]

Holy wow. God damn.

[B]

I don't know what the ad. Shannon, what do you think an open bar at a wedding usually is? Or you can Google it.

[G]

Yeah, I'll Google it. But I will say that I have worked some weddings as a bartender, and there are sometimes when it's a smaller wedding that they'll, like, run a tab behind the bar, and then they'll kind of like send somebody to check in every so often just to see where they're at with, like, the bar for the wedding.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

That's not, like, a terrible idea.

[B]

That's not a terrible idea.

[D]

$70 a person. I feel like that's probably going to end up being more than if people just paid. And I feel like some people will go over the 70, but I feel like a lot of people. Most people probably wouldn't. I mean, depending on the wedding.

[B]

Bar at a wedding cost between 50 and 90 plus per guest, depending on time alcohol served. Yeah. Beer, wine, standard spirits, premium liquors, and the duration of the bar service. Final price. Also influenced by the guest count, venue, location, and any associated fees, with averages often falling between 25 and 40 per person.

[E]

Dude, 70 bucks. You had a good bar at your wedding.

[B]

Yeah, we did. We. It was open. Everything.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Now I, like, feel a responsibility to drink 70 worth of booze. Every time I go. Every time I go to a wedding.

[B]

That we got them. They had to cut like three people off at my wedding.

[I]

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[B]

So yeah, I've done beer and wine only at wedding. That's fine. Not thrilled about it, but I also think it's fun. Yeah. If I want to do a shot or something, I can pay for that. I'm a grown up.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

If you're making people travel, especially if they gotta get a hotel.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

You gotta take care of them, dude.

[E]

Yeah, that's true.

[B]

Like, so my dad's 40 years sober and when he had his. He had a big birthday party a couple years ago, he was very proud that it was a dry party. Man, it sucked.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

It was brutal.

[F]

Yeah, I.

[B]

It was.

[E]

Did he try to have a band? You gotta have a band.

[B]

There's nothing. It was just. Oh, it was death.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And I remember he. It was my second stepmom, I believe. No, it was first stepmom, Sue Allen. Her brother and sister my dad caught chugging beers in their car. And he was furious. I'm like, how does this possibly affect anything? People are just trying to get through this nonsense.

[E]

It sounds like jealousy. You can't do that. I can't do it either.

[B]

It's just no one wants to be like. Unless it's your very close friend. So assume half the people at your wedding don't want to be there.

[H]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Because they have to be there because they are spouses with someone who likes you.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, that's. That's true too. I didn't even think. The people who are don't even know you. They just are friends with someone who knows or they're dating someone who knows.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Half the people that you're. At least a third of the people at your wedding don't want to be there.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

It is a long, shitty day that is all about one lady.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And they don't want to hear it. They don't want to hear it at all.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

You got to feed them good. And you Gotta. I think you gotta. At least beer and wine, Em.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

I've been to a couple weddings where they, like, said the service is gonna be small, but the reception is what you're invited to. And it's just, like, come for a party for.

[B]

I've had. I've been invited. I think that's more because I think people didn't want me around their families at the time where they're like, hey, the reception's here. You could just come to the reception. Yeah, I'm fine with. I was. I mean, ours was very bohemian. So our reception was in the same venue.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

They just turned it around real quick.

[D]

And a couple times when I've been invited, like, and I have to travel to go somewhere, I just. Like, I went to Colorado for a wedding, and then I left the next day, and all my other friends stayed for a couple more days and, like, went hiking and did all this stuff.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And I was like. I was like, damn, I would have enjoyed it. Then a friend of mine got married in San Antonio, and I stayed there a couple extra days, and everyone else left, and that was just like going to Six Flags Fiesta by myself. I was like, googling the night before. Is it weird to go to Six Flags by yourself? Because I really wanted to go, but no one else was there. And then I went, and I was just like, if you just have out of your mind that it's weird, you don't think about it, then you just have a great time.

[B]

That does sound kind of fun. Yeah.

[D]

You get to use single ride or you get to go first on every roller coaster.

[B]

That does sound pretty fun.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm trying to think if there's. I mean, our wedding was a little. I wouldn't say it was described as a dive bar. I would not call it that.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

I've been to dive bars.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

This was not that. And then catering, I would say, was very us. We bare burger.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Nice.

[B]

And put on the invitation. Would you like a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a turkey burger, or a veggie burger? Yeah. And I think that is kind of cool. Hamburger wedding. Yeah, Hamburger wedding for fat people. Very, very fun day. And we had an open candy bar, too. We had a bunch of. So on the way out, people got, like a. A big, like, shopping bag, and we had an open candy bar.

[E]

Yeah, that's awesome.

[B]

And then our favor was a shot of fireball and a little can of cream soda.

[E]

Yeah, that's awesome.

[B]

To make. To make a cocktail on the way home to make a sweet treat. On the way home.

[E]

Cream soda and fireball. I never thought about that combo.

[B]

It tastes like deliciousness.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

It's a great fireball and angry Orchard. Awesome. It's called Angry Balls.

[D]

I haven't had that. That sounds really good.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

And fireball and cold A and W cream soda. Really good. Dude.

[E]

I'm a cream soda man myself. You got it. You got a favorite one. Oh, Andy's wedding was fun. He had a cigar.

[B]

That's cool. That's cool. That's. Dude, that's a good way to get the women away.

[H]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

There was no women in the truck.

[D]

Trying the cream, so I think a W is usually the cream soda I got. I like mug Mug. I like root. I like root beer. Mug root beer better than A and W. Root beer. But I like a W cream soda better than mug cream soda.

[B]

I'm going to go weird on this one. I like the clear cream sodas the best. Yes and no. Of course. I do love it. But the best. It's a very specific one. They only have it in Buffalo. It's called Johnny Ryan soda and they make the soda from the water from Niagara Falls. Oh, and it's a sugar cane soda. So it's real sugar.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Glass bottle.

[E]

What was it called? About to write this.

[B]

Johnny Ryan. Johnny Ryan soda.

[E]

Johnny Ryan.

[B]

Yeah. Their cream. And then I posted about this recently. I had a white birch beer.

[D]

Birch beer is underrated.

[E]

What's a white birch beer?

[B]

It's a clear birch beer. And I got. It's a Pennsylvania Dutch soda. And I got it outside of Lancaster on a road gig.

[E]

Shout out.

[B]

Lancaster.

[H]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Then that. That I would say was top tier, too.

[D]

I've had birch beer. I'm big on Dr. Brown's.

[B]

Also excellent.

[D]

Dr. Brown's black cherry Soda. So good.

[E]

What was it called? One more time. The cream.

[B]

Johnny Ryan.

[E]

Johnny Ryan. Can I get it online?

[B]

I don't know, Shannon. Look it up. Johnny Ryan. It's Johnny with an ie. Yeah. We go, baby.

[E]

Nick Vadara told me about this Brazilian soda once and it tastes like cherries. And they just got it off Amazon. I was like, these are good as heck there.

[B]

Yeah, it's gonna be expensive to get, I guess. Oh, no. You know, you get Instacart.

[E]

It's not bad, dude. Seven bucks.

[B]

Yeah. That's the best one, man. That's. That's a shout out to Paul Janik, the owner, Johnny Ryan. He sponsored a bunch of my movies and he would send pallets of soda to the Chrome movies.

[E]

You guys get the Bag for that fucking Peter Dinklage.

[B]

I didn't know I fucking. No, I was. I was. I was far away.

[E]

Scrooge McDucking right now. Is Lloyd Scrooge McDucking in a pirate?

[B]

They shot that Toxic Avenger years ago.

[F]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And it's right way before I want to say. Or like it should have come out then, but I've been sitting on it forever because it was just so gory.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And they didn't see. No, nobody wanted to put it out because there was no example of a movie like that doing well. And then Terrifier three came out.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, unrated. Because most theaters won't touch unrated shit. Or at least chain theaters. Yeah, well, the Terrifyer 3 came out unrated and did gangbusters. So then they put it out. Yeah, but yeah, no, so, I mean, Lloyd's in it. Yeah, he is it got a check.

[E]

Is it anything like the original Toxic Avenger?

[B]

It's a bit. It's a guy goes into a pit, a vat of toxic waste that comes out Avengers. But it's Dinklage.

[F]

I don't know.

[B]

That's a completely different plot.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

Yeah. Dinklage.

[B]

Is that Dink is Toxic Adventure. Well, he's not in the suit. He's just Melvin. Yeah, it's another little person's in the suit, is it? She's like a stunt lady.

[E]

I thought I was. I can't remember that guy's name. The guy who's always in the suit. I can't remember.

[B]

Warwick Davis. Yeah, he's too old. But they are doing a new leprechaun with him.

[E]

Really?

[B]

That's crazy. But yeah, no, I'm sure Lloyd got a nice little check ski. Happy for him. They're going to put it out on Blu Ray with original Toxie as a double feature.

[E]

Oh, that's it.

[B]

So I think. I think they'll. They'll do pretty good on that.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And yeah, I mean, I always felt it was a net positive. Even the people that don't like it. Yeah, it's a net positive because the new generation of kids will see the first one.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And it gets the name out there. Yeah. So funny though, the amount of people that. I mean, up until probably about six months ago, I was still getting emails from people asking for jobs on it.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

People that haven't spoken to me in 10 years because they did a little job on a drone movie. Okay. Is there any way I could get you. Get me some work on this? Yeah, I'd be Like they shot it five years ago. Yeah, I have no idea what you want me to do on this.

[E]

Maybe reshoots.

[D]

Yeah, you said. Why are people. Like you said, people are mad at it.

[B]

Some people didn't. Some people thought it was. They didn't like how much they changed. But like it's already a movie. Like, why reshoot the movie that already exists?

[E]

Yeah, I never thought. I heard about it, but I never thought it was actually gonna come out. Cause like I was like, there's no way, like mainstream theaters would play this.

[B]

There you go. Yeah, I know a bunch of theaters balked on it because there was a scene where Toxie takes his dick out.

[E]

That's cool.

[B]

He's got a big monster hog.

[H]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

He's radioactive.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

But I know.

[D]

I'm happy for everybody, Peter Donglage.

[B]

I hope. Yeah, I hope everyone makes a lot of money and they keep making fucking exploitation movies. Yeah, it's gory as fuck.

[E]

Yeah, make Toxie too.

[B]

There's. There's a. I'm a big toxi4 guy.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Kind of a slog.

[E]

Is that the one way. Is he in Japan?

[B]

That's two.

[E]

Okay, okay, okay.

[B]

Japan.

[E]

Yeah, I watched him on G4 back in the day and hell yeah. What the hell is this?

[B]

Yeah, actually in two, he fights Michael Dry White.

[E]

Oh, really?

[B]

Michael Dry White's first movie? Yeah.

[F]

Wow. Yeah.

[D]

First movie.

[H]

Wow.

[B]

I wore one of his first. Yeah.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Marissa Tomei is in the first Toxic Avenger as an extra.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, and Vincent d' Onofrio got fired.

[E]

From the first Toxic event.

[B]

From the first time.

[E]

What do you do?

[B]

I don't know. Piss somebody off. He won't talk about it.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

This isn't disappointing because he's in the movie before that they made, I think the first turn On, I think it's called. He's in that. Then they hired him for Taxi and I think he pissed somebody off or he argued with somebody. Yeah, well, that's back in the Wild west days of filmmaker so argues anymore. Yeah. Lloyd co directed all those movies at the time under a pseudonym, Samuel A while because he was in the Directors Guild and he wasn't supposed to direct non union movies. So the other directors, Troma's other owner, Michael, who's the real. The real character of the two.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Because nobody gets to meet him.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And he is.

[E]

Have you met Michael?

[B]

Oh, yeah, I worked. I mean I worked there for 10 years.

[E]

Yeah, true. It'd be crazy to work somewhere. What are you, Charlie's Angel?

[B]

But yeah, Michael doesn't appear publicly very much. And he's. He's my. He's my hero. He's so mean. Yeah, he's so fucking.

[E]

This is a.

[B]

When we were going to can. I'm on the phone with Lloyd's assistant getting my flight information done, and I hear Michael call him in, and he doesn't know I'm on the phone. He goes, who is Zach D'? Amico? I've worked there for 10 years. And he goes, oh, he's the star at Newcomb High. He's worked for us for a long time. This and this. He goes, oh, the fat guy with the little dick. Great. Let's send him to France on our dime. Oh, he's so. He's so mean. So we asked it because in all the pictures of them directing, Toxie, he's got, like, a shoulder bag on. And I've never seen, like, a wear this bag. What's in. We go, what's in the bag? He goes, that was my problem solving bag. Inside the bag. $50,000 cash problem came up. Go in the bag. Michael's desk, also to this day, and I know this is probably just still his desk from the 80s and 90s, all glass top, if you know what I mean. When they were riding Sergeant Kabuki Man. I do feel like the pitch was like, we need to make a multicultural, multicolorful Batman. And he's a cop. My favorite. My. I'll move on from this. My favorite Lloyd and Michael is I'm still an intern. Yeah, I am the fucking. I am shit on a shoe. I am now shit on a knee.

[E]

But, yeah, make your way up. Bless you.

[B]

Thank you.

[F]

Sorry.

[B]

And I am sweeping up the kitchen area for the end of the day. And Lloyd and Mike, the way their office works is it's a giant room. And their two desks face each other, so they're on either side of this giant room. And I'm told it's so that when you go in for a job interview, you can't look at both of them. So it's like a mind fuck. Somebody's always behind you.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

So they're talking. They're both reading the paper. I'm sweet, but. And this is the weekend. Do you remember Zack Snyder made a movie called Sucker Punch?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Before he did the superhero movies.

[E]

The Dress girls.

[B]

Yes. So Sucker Punch was about to come out. And this is. I think it's maybe his first movie. Post 300.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And they sit there, targeted. Lloyd goes, Michael, new Zack Snyder movie coming out this Weekend Sucker Punch. It's a big hit. And my goes, lloyd, it's got a bomb. It was. Why Zack Snyder. He did the 300. Very famous, very popular, gonna be a lot of money. He was, Lloyd, it's a movie about women beating up men. No one will pay to see that shit, all right? People pay to see Batman, not Catwoman, okay? People pay to see Batman. Catwoman up the ass. And it goes, well, maybe if Catwoman did something in the suit, like a lesbian kind of thing. And he goes, that I would pay to see.

[E]

He was right.

[B]

Yep. And by the way, that movie bombed.

[E]

It was a cool movie. It was pretty sad that it was girls beating up guys, though.

[B]

Yes. Now every time. Michael didn't know who I was until I got on Comedy Central years ago. And now every time. Zach, what, are you joining the Friars? All right, moving on. Hey, guys, real quick. Your confidence takes a big hit when you don't know if you'll be able to perform in the bedroom or not. Well, get hims and trust that you'll be ready whenever the mood strikes. Hims gives men access to ED treatments that'll take you from maybe next time to I feel like going for round two. They have hard mints, sex Rx plus climax control, and trusted generics for 95% less than the brand names. In short, Hims Ed makes sure you're ready to go any time. Hop on their website real quick and talk with a licensed provider who will let you know if HIMS is right for you. To get simple online access to personalized Affordable care for Ed, hair loss, weight loss and more, visit hims.com Zoo Hmm. Ed hair loss, weight loss. I feel like this ad is targeted at the host. That's hims.comzoo for your free online visit hims.comzoo actual price will depend on product and subscription plan. Featured products include compound drug products which the FDA does not approve or verify for safety, effectiveness or quality. Prescription required. See website for details, restrictions and important safety information. Hey, let's get back into to the show, huh? Here we go. Shannon, is this our soldier boy?

[F]

No.

[G]

No, it isn't.

[B]

Which Soulja Boy is this?

[G]

Of those stupid brothers, the island?

[B]

I thought this was Soulja boy from 90 Day Fiance.

[G]

No, I'm sorry.

[B]

Who? I. My Usman.

[E]

I thought you guys were talking about Soulja Boy. Tell him.

[B]

So this. There's a few Soulja Boys.

[D]

Soulja Boy from the boys.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. So there's. There's soldier boy. Watch. Watch me roll, Superman. That hoe.

[H]

Yes.

[B]

Then for me and Shannon, we have Usman, who was on 90 Day Fiance, who's just really. Just rolling through. Old ugly white.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Find Jesus. Find his way to America. He's just old ladies and getting PS5.

[D]

That should be the new coming to America.

[B]

Oh, it is, yeah. And so this is. But where the island Boy. Weren't they kissing?

[E]

They were kissing, weren't they?

[B]

I think they. I thought they were, like, sucking each other's dicks and shit for a while.

[E]

I think they were kissing, and then I think one of them got beat up by Charleston White recently.

[B]

All right, Shannon, what's going on here?

[D]

The Fire Island Boys.

[G]

All right, so I think the. The kissing thing happened when they started their only fans page. So I think that was to, like, drop publicity. But so one of them, Soulja Boy, recently had a baby, and so he's been. He's been posting pictures of the baby. And let me just show you this video first, and I'll go from there.

[F]

Ew.

[E]

The baby's retarded. It looks blind.

[G]

So this is the baby, just obviously two months old.

[B]

Is the mother a bat?

[D]

The mom is E.T.

[B]

Yeah. That baby ain't good.

[G]

People are saying that.

[B]

That's not done yet. Put it back in.

[G]

So I have another clip here. So people are mad that they think that he's, like, using this baby for cloud. Because people are making fun of the baby. They're saying that they think the baby has fetal alcohol syndrome or some other sorts of disorders. So here's another one where he's addressing people saying the baby looks weird.

[E]

The baby has tattoos. Haven't come in yet.

[J]

Does he look like this? Does he look like this?

[D]

Oh, he's holding up. ET this.

[B]

Yes, slightly.

[J]

My beautiful baby that's I'm holding right now looks like this. Do you not see this precious little face? He doesn't look like this. He doesn't look like this. Are you serious? You're doing up mouth, buddy.

[E]

Is he being funny?

[F]

No.

[B]

Why does he only hold his baby by the copy?

[J]

I'm going to get mad and, man, when I get mad, man, you don't want to see that side of me.

[B]

I'm trying to you tell you.

[J]

I'm trying to tell you right now. I'm trying to tell you.

[F]

Don't.

[J]

Don't look right now. Stop talking about my son saying that he looks like. ET doesn't look like this. You understand what I'm saying? He does not look like this. You get what I'm saying, baby? Alex, you think you look like this. He doesn't look at it. Do you think you look like this?

[B]

Yeah. This is definitely clout farming. This is attention farming.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

There's nothing makes sense the island boys would have a baby with an island between his eyes.

[B]

Yeah, that, that, that kid. That boy ain't right. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think maybe it's a three mile island boy.

[E]

Let's give it a year. Let's see what happens in a year.

[B]

You know what? That's a great point. Give it a year. See if it. Yeah. See if it grows into it.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Chatting your thoughts.

[G]

I mean, any baby is going to be cute. I don't know what to say. Like, it's a cute little thing, but something does seem to not be right.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

But then I'll show you here. Like if we're just scrol through his Instagram, like he keeps going back to the ET Thing. Like, you'll see here, the ET Come home ET where he's like responding to these comments. He's definitely like using it.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

And he's gonna go to hell for. He's gonna go to hell for that.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And it's.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Two months.

[B]

Yeah. That's not Cynthia. To think, to think a guy that would make out with his own twin brother.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Would be that desperate for attention from the Internet.

[D]

Some like, people get famous, they post pictures of their baby with the face. Start out, he's like, look at his face. Look how weird.

[B]

Look at my ugly b. Don't make me mad about my ugly baby. Ooh. Yeah. I mean, I've said before, I always think Sam Roberts has it.

[E]

Do I look like this?

[B]

Where he puts like emojis over the baby so there's no pictures online of the baby. I think that's classy.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, yeah, I would be uncomfortable with that.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

I always, sometimes even my friends when they post pictures, like, I think it's really cool when people post pictures like them holding hands with the kid from the back.

[H]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Anything like that is really cool. But I don't need to. Like, there's a. Like if I'm friends with somebody and I know your wife and I'm friends with her on Instagram. I think it's great she can profile. Should be private.

[H]

Yes.

[B]

I don't think you need to publicly post pictures of your kid.

[E]

It's too much.

[B]

There's fucking weirdos out there.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

And it is especially.

[B]

And they send me. They send me the pictures. So I don't need. Just post whatever you want. My weirdo friends will Send it to me. That's called the private. That's for the boys.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

It's especially weird to post a picture of your baby. Everyone's been making fun of it. And then you're using that.

[B]

Yeah, because he had to order that E.T.

[D]

Yes.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

The Amazon that he. That, that.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

It's like he had an ET in that in the island.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

That was one of the one piece of movie memorabilia he has.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

A drone dropped it off.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

All right. Keeping it moving. All right. You guys are a little. How old are we?

[E]

I just turned 35.

[D]

Me too.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Happy birthday.

[B]

Did you guys grow up with Boston Market?

[D]

Yes, yes.

[B]

Very frequent dinner in the. In growing up.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm a meatloaf boy. Always been a meatloaf boy, always will be a meatloaf boy.

[E]

You gotta get this, dude. The rotisserie.

[B]

I know. I. I understand. I meatloaf till I. Till I die. Soon I was.

[D]

I used to get like sliders with the thing of Mac and cheese. Was my Boston Market go to.

[B]

But now Boston Market, few and far between. Don't see it very often.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

And there's an article here I actually didn't read. I was waiting to find out with you guys what Boston Market changed to sabotage their own business. Shannon, fill us in.

[G]

Okay. It's a. It's kind of like a bummer of an answer. It's not as exciting as I thought it was going to be, but so it turns out that. So obviously, you know, when Boston Market started, well, it was called Boston Chicken.

[F]

Okay.

[G]

And so the main thing that they focused on was like, you know, for families to have like a good. A good, like, home cooked type of meal that was on the healthier side. So they focused on the rotisserie chicken. That started in 1985. In 1990, like, they were. That's where everybody was going for their dinner. In 1993, the company went public, also doing great. 96. They reached 1200 locations nationwide. And then customers would pass, it says, would pass, McDonald's and KFC to get their chicken. In 1996, the CEO made the decision to change from Boston Chicken to Boston Market. And it was after that that they're saying things went downhill. When he added turkey, ham and meatloaf to the menu, they started to do too many things. And they weren't doing one thing great. They were doing a bunch of things just okay.

[B]

So the chick. The chicken quality suffered. Yeah, you know what? I can see that.

[F]

Yeah.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

It's never. It's very rarely does A place make a couple things really good.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

Usually it's still the only place to this day, I think I've had like sliders with chick. Like chicken sliders.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

It was like the rotisserie chicken meat in a slider and it was awesome with whatever sauce it was that they had. So good. They. I. My first job was. I grew up out in Queens at like, by Bay Terrace Mall, and I worked at the supermarket there. And there was a Boston Market. Right. Like in the same mall. And a lot of times on my break, I would go there. Sad day when it closed.

[B]

Yeah, that's. It was always such a solid, choice place.

[H]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

Boston Market.

[B]

Yeah, it was always a very solid. I. I would probably do that on the road a lot if they were still a lot of them.

[H]

Yeah, Yeah.

[E]

I think the last time I had Boston Market was like four years ago. And then it was. It wasn't. It wasn't what I remembered.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

Are they still. Are they still around?

[B]

There's a few, but I think they're few and far between. Is that right?

[G]

Yeah. There's 16 left. There were 1200. Now there's 16.

[B]

Well, because.

[D]

Yeah, it was like in 1993, they expanded. Was it just like a 20, 30 year decline that's been happening then?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I guess so. Well, you know what? All right, not Rip, but Boston Mario. Hey, maybe they could pull. Maybe those 16 are killing it.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Dead Business watch.

[B]

Yep.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Put Boston Market in the deadpool.

[B]

Yeah. No, my. If I. If I want the rotisserie now, I go hardcore for like Mexican.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

What do you mean Mexican?

[B]

A lot of Spanish places do either a half or a full rotisserie chicken. And it usually comes with rice, beans, and like plantains. And you knock that, you knock that motherfucker out for like 30 bucks.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And it'll be good as.

[H]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And it ain't the rotisserie chicken from the supermarket where you're like, this was. Yeah, this bird was not ready. This bird was not ready to go.

[D]

I think they should make Lemaire CEO of Boston Market. Red Lobster hired a 35 year old black guy and he turned it all around.

[B]

There you go. Yeah.

[E]

I'm like, first off, we're going back to Boston Chicken.

[B]

Yeah. But is that in that like that rapper that owes the casino so much money because he's spending so much every night? Bruno Mars.

[F]

What?

[E]

Bruno Mars?

[B]

Yeah, Bruno. Bruno Mars. He keeps gambling himself into more years of playing that casino. Do you think that's what happened with Red Lobster. Every. Every. Every week the guy gets his check and he's like, all right, Red Lobster for everybody.

[F]

He.

[B]

Apparently, he's an indentured servant. CEO.

[D]

I went a few weeks ago for my birthday weekend. I invited a bunch of friends to go to Times Square Red Lobster for my birthday dinner. And they got these, like, Margarita flights. Like $15. I was like. Looked up the thing. The CEO, he's like, yeah, it's gonna be cheaper drinks and the, like, Mariner seafood boil bag that you can get now. And. Yeah, now they're not bankrupt anymore.

[B]

Well, they were the same. I don't know if they still are. They were the same corporation as Olive Garden.

[D]

Oh, they were. Okay. Kind of makes sense.

[E]

Let's hope that guy starts doing some things at Olive G. And they need some help over there.

[B]

Hey, I love. I love you. Can't.

[D]

Yeah, I'm Italian now.

[B]

My mom works there.

[D]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[B]

Too many, too many, too many. Late night mom didn't have time to cook. Brought home Olive Garden.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

Those breadsticks, though, excellent.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

I always told you, bring home salad and breadsticks. Yeah, I don't want this fucking baloney ass lasagna.

[D]

What do you think? What do you. What's that? What do you. You rank higher. The Red Lobster Cheddar bay biscuits or Olive Garden bread biscuits? Oh, what about. You know what I think I put above the Texas Roadhouse butter rolls.

[B]

That's fun.

[D]

Yeah, those are. Yeah, yeah, I love those.

[B]

I'm going Cheddar Bay biscuit above all on that one.

[H]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[E]

They have that blueberry butter, too.

[H]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

Damn, that's a good one.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Cheddar bay biscuits all day, baby.

[D]

Yep.

[E]

Give me something to take home.

[F]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I'm trying to think of all, like, the big chains. I think that's like. I got in my. I got in my Waffle House on tour this weekend. Yeah, I got in my. A little bit of what? What the else. Oh, a little bit of Jack in the box. The only thing I didn't get was Bojangles.

[D]

Dude, Bojangles is good. I had it for the first time, like, a couple years ago only.

[E]

Yeah, it's pretty nice. Dude. Bojangles is a great Southern fast food.

[F]

You have cookout?

[E]

Cookout's pretty good, too.

[B]

We went to. So I've had cookout once. We went to go Sunday night.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And the line was an hour.

[H]

Oh, wow.

[B]

It was fucking nuts. The cars were out of the parking lot into the street.

[F]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

Cookout gets crazy, which is Nuts.

[B]

Because I feel like everything they make, make. They just can throw in a bed.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

It doesn't take that long to make any of it.

[F]

Yeah.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

I. Texas Roadhouse is probably my number one. I think some of it's because they're not in New York. So when I go, like, there's one up near a room that does comedy shows in Connecticut that I'll stop at. The first time I went to one, I remember they have the option where you can, like, pick your steak out. And I was with Joe Gorman and Bobby Sheehan. We were doing a road gig, and I'm like, yeah, I'll pick my own steak. It's a little bigger than the others. They charge you, like, $10 more. And I saw the receipt at the end, and Joe was like, yeah, they're just holding big dumb idiots like you are like, yeah, I'll pick my own steak to overcharge you. I'm like, well, it worked exactly like that.

[B]

Well, you want a Crestbow once, but I couldn't tell which steak you wanted. Yeah. So you have to be more specific.

[H]

Exactly.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You watching him eat a steak must be a nightmare.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, I'll cut.

[D]

I'll cut it for you.

[B]

Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. We gotta be on the road in four hours, and.

[D]

And you're driving, so I don't. This may be my last meal.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't want you to be sleep. I don't want you to be steak sleep. Yeah. All right.

[E]

I've been being a little piggy this week, because in Texas, it's only, like. It's only barbecue and Mexican food. So I've been. I've been pigging out on Chinese food and pizza, and I haven't had a good sandwich in so long. I had one the other day. I was like, where'd you go? Been down the street.

[B]

Oh, nice. Hell yeah, dude. Oh, dude, I. Man, I got to take you to Leon's one day.

[E]

Yeah, Leon's is the sandwich.

[B]

Shannon, can you go on Leon's Instagram? Leone's Italian Heroes. This is. We're not being paid for this. However, I do know they listen. Why? Yeah, because one time when the delivery guy asked me, hey, what's with you and wearing dresses all the time? And I went, ah, they follow my Instagram.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

A few weeks ago, we did my birthday rest at Fight Club. And because I'll Usually I give my dad. Dad's. My dad will let me use his car for road gigs. So when they do roast shows up in Connecticut, I'LL usually drive all the New York people. And I always want to stop at Texas Roadhouse. Just one after another. These, like, female comedians are like, matt took me to Texas Roadhouse. And then finally, Big T comes up and goes, matt also took me to Texas Roadhouse. Thank God people don't think I just do this to women.

[E]

Holy moly.

[B]

This, my friend, is Leonie's Italian hero. When I tell you, dude, these fucking. These are some honkers. Yeah, I'm trying to give you even. Just go to the one right there. That's just mozzarella and tomato in the guy's hands. Look how fucking big this thing is. Wait till you see the size of it, dude.

[E]

Hey, I like that cross.

[B]

Yeah, baby. And they make their own mutts.

[E]

Yeah. Really?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Chris, when he worked at his restaurant, used to order for. There we go. That's how big this fucking thing is. Wait till you see the assembly. Oh, look at that shit. And, dude, that's. So if I'm right, that is not the Joe Pesci. That is the. Yep. Bill Gallo. That's their tuna. Fresh butts Tomato, buddy. That's 14 bucks.

[E]

Oh, really? That's good. That's a fair dude.

[B]

Yeah, that's 14 bucks, baby. That's two lunches.

[F]

Yeah.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

That's a good piece of fucking business.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Shout out Leonie's. I know they. I know he's a big comedy fan.

[E]

And they said he got a 2 for 25 deal.

[B]

They have that. And then on Uber Eats, sometimes they have a 2 for 1 deal at the end of the day where they need to get rid of the muds. Yeah, they have a whole 2 for 25 menu. People get mad. Be like, $25 for a sandwich. It's like, shut the fuck up.

[D]

Sounds about trashy. I am. I heard two for 25. It's like, oh, just like Applebee's.

[F]

Yep.

[B]

The first time I ordered on the phone, the guy. The guy I showed up in the fucking caller id, and the owner picks the phone, he goes, this is Zach Miko from the Chip Chipperson show. Shout out, Chip. Love you, dog. Hey, guys. You ever wake up in the morning and just feel soft, like your coffee is warming your hands but not doing a damn thing for your balls or your brain? Well, that's why they created Body Brain Coffee. It's not just coffee coffee. It's coffee with purpose. Specifically, testosterone packed with clinically backed ingredients. This isn't your girlfriend's oat milk latte. This is for men who Want to get their edge back in the gym, in the boardroom, and, yeah, the bedroom, too. And it's not just about testosterone. Body brain is also built to dial in your focus, clarity, and mood, thanks to lion's mane, ashwagandha and L Theanine. So while your basic brew is giving you the jitters, in a crash, body brain coffee is helping you stay sharp, calm, and locked in, all while supporting your natural tea levels. If you're serious about your energy, your mindset, and your masculinity, it starts with what you put in your cup. And you can save 15 today with the promo code ZOO15.Z [e-mail]. that's bodybraincoffee.com promo code ZOO15. Power your day, fuel your drive. Let's get back into the program. Slither.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

So we were talking about Matt going to six legs by himself.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

A little boy ran off at Hershey park. And this is the video footage.

[E]

Oh, no. Did he get hit?

[B]

No, no, no. Don't worry.

[E]

Oh, hey.

[B]

He climbed the monorail and took a little stroll. Keep going. No, no. Keep going. No, this way.

[E]

How old is this kid?

[B]

Not smart. I think this is the kind of kid that might grow up to jerk off at a corn show.

[F]

Yeah.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

This is the island boy's other kid.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Is the mono coming?

[B]

Yes. Oh, my God.

[E]

How does he get up there?

[B]

That is bad parenting. Yeah. You know, because you always think, I got to watch my kids at Disney. There's pedos here.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

You never think of, oh, my kid might walk in front of a train. He's going to walk in front of a chocolate train.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Now here's the question. If you do something like that at Hershey park, are the security guards Oompa loompas who will sing you a song about why you shouldn't do that?

[E]

Well, in Hershey. Penny, call them something else.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I call them Hershey's. That's really funny.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[E]

I bet you they wish they did, too.

[B]

By the way, that would be a very funny name for black women.

[D]

Hershey.

[B]

Hershey's.

[D]

Hershey's. My pronouns are Hershey.

[E]

Dude, that's sick.

[B]

All right, we'll do one or two more things out of here. Oh, here we go. Chemical technology lab suggests the best hangover cure. What do you guys do to try and knock out a hangover?

[D]

Gatorade and push ups.

[B]

Gatorade and push ups.

[E]

Yeah, I'm a. I'm a. I'll just. I Usually I just do two gator lights. The orange ones. The orange ones, they fuel you up more.

[F]

So.

[B]

Okay. I like this to be very much. I agree that the color of Gatorade signifies what it's for.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Very much.

[B]

And for me, the hangover Gatorade is the white ones.

[E]

Really.

[D]

I'm lemon lime.

[B]

The ice one. Yellow.

[D]

Lemon lime or blue?

[F]

Blue.

[E]

Dude, I always throw up on blue when I'm hungover.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

It always just makes me go.

[B]

So you're probably a quart over on blue as it is. Yeah.

[D]

Red. Red and orange is like, I just played a sport.

[B]

Yes. 100.

[D]

Lemon lime is like, I'm at either. Like, I'm actually really thirsty. Quench the thirst. Or like, hangover.

[B]

Yeah, Yeah, I like that La Mer's food pyramid is by color and not by.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Listen, you could have a little purple, but it's gotta be the end of the day.

[D]

My. My favorite flavor, though. I love the green apple Gatorade.

[B]

I don't think I've had it.

[D]

It's just legitimately, like, I'm like, this is one. If I just, like, want to drink, I'll enjoy.

[B]

Yeah. The gator lights are a big deal when. Whenever you order booze on the road.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

If the place also has gator lights, you throw two of those in the fridge.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

They get it in the morning.

[B]

Knock 1. Oh, I say knock one out before you go to sleep.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And then one in the morning.

[F]

Yeah.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

No, when I've. I've been on like cruise ships before and like morning of, I will, like, go somewhere, get a Gatorade and like, go to the gym and just like, sweat out this hangover. It's just one of those. I know I want to drink a lot the next night and the next night and the next night. So let me just. If I wake up at nine, it'll be two hours before everyone else is awake yet anyway. I can, like, get in the gym, sweat out the hangover, and I'll be ready to drink the next night.

[B]

I'm going to remember that if I ever go to a gym.

[F]

Yes.

[E]

Sometimes if I'm really bad the night before, I'll go just make myself throw up a bunch.

[B]

Yeah, sometimes. If you got it. If you got it. For me, it's. I do. And they're not a sponsor anymore, but. Shout out Waterboy, the Electrolyte Mix. No calories, no caffeine. And it's like the real. The saltiness of the Gatorade.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

And I'll put Two of those in a big ice water before bed. And try every time I wake up or, like, anytime to really just chug it. And that'll fucking fix you up good. I've heard. I remember when David Lee Roth took over for Stern, one of his things he did the first couple days was hangover cures.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And his was McDonald's and a large Coke.

[E]

Dude, McDonald's is good.

[B]

I don't know. I feel like I would puke it.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I can't think of anything I would, like, eat that would help with the hangover.

[E]

Once on it. I was wearing a puke Chipotle on my poncho one time. Time, because I. I was drinking the night before, and I was like, I can get a burrito. I'm hungry as hell. But then monster, I was like, I don't feel so good.

[B]

I did that at a White Castle. I hung over, puked. White Castle in the White Castle bathroom.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

While people were banging on the door.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, it humiliated. Get out of here.

[E]

Puking.

[D]

I wonder. McDonald's Coke is like. McDonald's Coke is apparently, like, a different thing.

[B]

It's a different rest. It's.

[H]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

It's more. It's designed so that when the ice melts, it tastes like regular Coke.

[F]

Mmm.

[B]

And then also, the straws are a difference. We've gone through this.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

The sprite, too, at McDonald's is banging. And it's because it's more syrup to water, I think, so that by the time you get it, it's not diluted.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And then also, because of the big straws, there's something with, like, the bubbles.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Because, like, have you ever tried drinking a can of soda with a straw?

[H]

Yeah.

[F]

Sucks.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

It doesn't work.

[D]

Yeah, that makes sense. I. I feel like anything with, like. Like a soda or anything with bubble, like, on a hangover, I'm like, I need something, like, smoother.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

I can do seltzer sometimes.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Like a plain lemon. Lemon lime seltzer. Anyway, so this scientist is saying they know the hangover. Kir. Shannon.

[G]

Okay, so what they're saying is it's pear juice, which I don't even know where you get that, mixed with coconut water and lime. It says, according to a study done by the Institute of Chemical Technology in Mumbai.

[E]

Something else to write down. Pear juice, coconut water and lime.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Sounds like a prime flavor.

[G]

It says that the mix is 65 pear juice, 25% sweet lime, 10 coconut water. And they found that not only does it hydrate and replenish electrolytes quickly, but also enhances the body's ability to process alcohol?

[B]

Okay, good to know. Maybe we'll try it. Shannon, where do you get.

[G]

I never said pear juice anywhere. Where do you get pear juice?

[B]

I'm sure it's available. I don't think it's. Maybe.

[G]

Maybe juice pears.

[E]

Yeah, you probably juice your own pears.

[B]

But I'm sure they sell it. I feel like I've had it. Just Google pear juice, see if. See, could we. Pear juice Instacart here right now. Instacart. Pear juice. Excuse me.

[D]

It's got to be in one of those, like that, like, food aisle and stop and shop where you get, like, the diced fruits and there's all, like, the canned fruit juices that no one ever actually looks at.

[F]

The Goya.

[E]

Get the Goya.

[B]

There you go. Okay. It's not something I would think of.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

By any means.

[E]

Pear juice, lime and coconut water. Is that just. I guess. Yeah, right.

[B]

Yeah, sure.

[E]

They did a re. They did research, I hope, still.

[B]

Yeah, we're gonna try it out here on the show. We're gonna show up really hungover one day, Shannon.

[G]

Or maybe we should all do you do a TTI power hour, and then next day we'll come here and do the.

[B]

This deal.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

You got it. All right, let's do one or two more things. Man accuses pharmacy of invasion of privacy after wife discovers his affair.

[E]

Damn. How does she discover his affair?

[B]

We're going to find out.

[G]

So the guy went to. This is in China, I believe, but the guy went to the pharmacy to get the morning after pill for his side piece. He used his. His card, but the card was declined. It says due to some system problems, the transaction didn't go through. So the pharmacy staff, after he had already left the branch, called the number associated with the membership card, which was his wife's number, and then said that they tried to put this charge for contraceptive pills through, and that's what ruined it for him.

[B]

And so now suing them 100% on him.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

That's for having the card in the wife's name. Right. That's for trying to be a Sneaky Pete.

[F]

Yeah.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

And it was her card he was trying to use. Her card, I think.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

It was just her membership. Her membership card, I don't get.

[B]

So. Oh, so he was trying to get a discount on her membership going. Well, I'm buying it anyhow. I'm spending the 50.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

I might as well, get some points.

[D]

Also, don't they not have privacy in China? From the beginning, I was like, in China, he's complaining about invasion of privacy.

[B]

Yeah. And I mean, can he be like, well, it was going to be a girl.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

I have no issue. Yeah. That's 100% on you, dude.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

You can't be using your wife's fucking membership card. Yeah, that's fucking. Yeah. Yeah. You fucked up.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

By the way, if you're cheating on your check and you need to buy the morning after pillow, you better use cash. Yes. Because you still got a credit card statement. Your wife might open up or she might go on your. If you guys have a bank account together or she's on your banking app.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, when the. Hey, Ching. Pow.

[F]

Yeah.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

What the is this? $50.50$. What is $50? Print B.

[F]

Print B. Yeah.

[B]

That's absolutely unacceptable.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

I hope, I hope, I hope they.

[D]

It's also, there's things like that when it's like, oh, they wanted to get caught. When people, like, leave the trail a little bit. Almost like subconsciously on purpose. I think maybe there was some of that. But then she got really mad and he was like, actually, never mind.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[E]

I don't think anybody wants to get caught.

[D]

No. But there's a little bit in general, like, people. Criminals are people who do the wrong thing. They sometimes leave enough breadcrumbs that it's like subconsciously they knew what they were doing was wrong and they want, like, they want to get out of this pattern they're in.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

And it takes getting caught and busted to do it. So they would never say they want to get caught, but it's like, I don't know, something someone way smarter than me could explain.

[B]

Yeah. In my experience, the first time I lived with a girl, I had another girl over while she was gone once, and God damn, that bitch left her pink toothbrush on the fucking sink. And I found it as the girl I lived with was covered in the door and I had to like snap it and like, hot, because I couldn't put it in the garbage.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

So then you gotta hide it and take it out to another garbage with you.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

I'm going to McDonald's real quick.

[B]

Yeah, that's a. By the way, a pretty safe alibi for me. But yeah. Yeah, I think I, I believe that sometimes people either want to get caught or want you to get caught. And they, they leave little bread, little breadcrumbs of nuggets of truth.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

All right. Do we have anything else before we get out of here? Oh, sure. We'll do one more. Cheating.

[F]

Hell yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Woman warned her husband is a cheat after she spots worrying sign on household appliance. Shannon.

[G]

So this is similar to. Remember the toothbrush thing. So the appliance that they're referring to is the scale. So you know how like, you know, you attach the scale to the Bluetooth on your phone and apparently there was at a time that she wasn't home, somebody who weighed in that was 120 pounds. And she's not 120 pounds. No one in her house is.

[B]

Oh, this fat bitch was pissed. This slob was fucking mad as hell. Shannon.

[E]

You know, it sucks. That's. That's rude. Dude, every girl, if you have a scale in your room, they do like fucking stand on it. And it's like, you don't need to know. You're about to ruin my life.

[B]

The scale goes one at a time. So that's it. This. Then it updated her phone. That 120 pound person was standing on the scale.

[G]

Yes.

[B]

That's. So the last time we did it was because I guess they had a Bluetooth thing on the toothbrush. Tell like how much you brush your teeth a day. And the guy got caught brushing his teeth at like what, like 3pm or something. While they were supposed to be.

[G]

Yeah, while he was at work. Yeah, supposed to be.

[B]

Oh, dude, the scale. That sucks. Yeah. We gotta stop putting Bluetooth on everything. Yeah, yeah.

[E]

Everything has the Internet. Nothing needs the Internet anymore.

[B]

Yeah. Like we got to start. You can either cheat or you can have your connected to everything.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

I'd be afraid to cheat if I had a ring cam.

[F]

Yeah.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

Or the people who just have like their location on their phones. You can just see where each other are at all the time.

[B]

I got to be honest.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you cheating at a motel like a goddamn man. Yeah, the classic.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Don't cheat at home.

[B]

Yeah. Get a motel. Do something. I mean, I guess. No, because that's on your credit card. You can't get a coat. You can't get a. Get another credit card. Get another credit card. Yeah, that's for that. Because you can't have the hotel show up on your credit card statement.

[E]

You can play for a motel with cash. Right.

[B]

Everywhere I check into wants the incidental credit card now. Right.

[D]

I kind of almost like even like old credit card fraud scams you'd hear about. Like it just, you know, it's so easy to be a criminal before the Internet. Like I almost don't know how people do it now with, like, either cheating. Like, I mean, I know people do, but they have to be, like, tech wizards. It's like nerds are the criminals now.

[B]

Yeah. I've talked around the show before. Many, many moons ago, a guy who worked in comedy showed me he had an app on his phone. The. What was it? The. The audio EQ app. You know what I'm talking about? No, I don't know what that is. So he had side pieces.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

And he had videos and pictures of them, but he had an app on his phone that said audio eq and it was like treble bass, shit like that.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

But it was actually a safe. So when you set, you know, bass to this, treble to this, it was a locker code, and it would open up a separate. A separate video and picture app.

[F]

Ah.

[B]

And I was like, that's fucking brilliant. Now I'm going. I feel like if a girl saw an audio EQ app on my phone, she'd be like, why the fuck do you have that?

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

Trying to make beats.

[B]

All right, guys, I think we're gonna call it there. Thank you so much for my guest, Matt Marin, and thank. Welcome. Welcome back, Mayor. So great to have you. I wish you continued success, and I'm so fucking proud of you, dude.

[E]

Thank you.

[B]

You're fucking killing it, brother. Thank you. Congrats. And hey, we'll see you on Friday if you're subscribed. If not, we'll see you Monday. Bye. Bye.

[C]

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