0048. Chris Faga, Geo Perez and Alex Tomaselli

Summary

The Luis and Zac Show - Episode 0048: Chris Faga, Geo Perez, and Alex Tomaselli

Release Date: March 27, 2025
Hosts: Lewis J. Gomez and Zach Amico
Guests: Chris Faga, Geo Perez, and Alex Tomaselli

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1. Introduction and Guest Introduction ([01:19] - [02:20])

In this episode, Lewis J. Gomez takes the helm while Mr. Gomez is traveling. He welcomes a lineup of hilarious guests, including Chris Vega, Gio Perez, and Alex Thomas, setting the stage for a lively and unapologetic discussion.

• Lewis J. Gomez: "That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's your other boy, the international superstar Zach Amico holding down the fort..."

**2. GTA 6 Release and Pricing Concerns ([02:20] - [04:46])

The conversation kicks off with an in-depth discussion about the highly anticipated release of GTA 6. The hosts express their shock and frustration over the steep pricing model expected for the game.

• Alex Thomas ([03:02]): "Fuck. What does it come with? Is that just like the deluxe set or the actual game itself?"
• Chris Vega ([04:06]): "They are going to do like a subscription service for the online on top of it. So. Yeah, that's what they mean."

The guests speculate that the base game might cost between $100 and $150, with additional content and subscriptions pushing the total cost up to $200 annually. The high prices are compared unfavorably to previous releases, emphasizing the financial strain on gamers.

• Shannon ([16:51]): "It's saying between 100 and 150 depending on the version, but then they're also speculating that it could be about $200 for the year for the yearly amount on top of that."

**3. Star Wars Games Shutdown ([04:46] - [05:30])

The topic shifts to the unexpected shutdown of the Star Wars Hunters game. The hosts discuss the possible reasons behind the decision, hypothesizing poor sales and dwindling player engagement.

• Lewis J. Gomez ([04:46]): "They are taking down the game in the next few months and to enjoy it while I've got it."
• Chris Vega ([05:08]): "Rivals is kicking its ass."

**4. School Bus Bullying Incident in Indiana ([06:55] - [12:16])

A significant portion of the episode delves into a news story about an Indiana mother and her teen children who reportedly attacked a bullying student on a school bus. The hosts dissect the incident, discussing the racial undertones and the severity of the confrontation.

• Lewis J. Gomez ([06:55]): "Indiana mom and her teen kids beat up alleged bully on school bus."
• Gio Perez ([09:20]): "I expect more from a black family. We used to have more family values."

The discussion highlights the dynamics of family intervention in bullying situations, with controversial opinions shared humorously yet offensively.

**5. Mass Murderer Strangles Wife During Conjugal Visit ([12:16] - [26:24])

The conversation takes a darker turn as the hosts discuss a case involving a mass murderer who strangled his wife during a conjugal visit in prison. The episode explores the complexities of prison life, mental health, and the perils of conjugal visits.

• Alex Thomas ([12:32]): "He was probably sexual. It just. Probably just went a hundred percent, you know, choked me..."
• Gio Perez ([24:33]): "He put no effort into that bump. Had a."

Despite the gravity of the topic, the hosts infuse the discussion with their signature humor, often crossing lines into offensive territory.

**6. Infidelity and Relationship Drama ([26:24] - [43:53])

Shifting gears, the episode covers a relationship story where a woman discovers her husband’s extensive infidelity. The narrative unfolds with the husband blocking over 200 numbers on her phone to conceal his cheating, leading to a public confession on TikTok.

• Shannon ([28:58]): "So when this woman was around 33 weeks pregnant, she said that her husband wasn't acting like himself..."
• Alex Thomas ([29:46]): "Nicely done, yo. Hell yeah."

The hosts debate the psychology behind infidelity, the role of social media in exposing personal issues, and the dynamics of modern relationships.

**7. Accusation Against Indiana Teacher for Gang Banging Students ([45:27] - [73:55])

One of the most intense segments involves a scandal where a 31-year-old Indiana teacher, Brittany Fortenberry, is accused of orchestrating gang bangs with her students. The discussion covers how she manipulated friendships with parents to gain access to the students and the extreme measures she took to conceal her actions, including forcing students to wear scream masks and drugging them with mushrooms.

• Chris Vega ([46:11]): "Nice."
• Alex Thomas ([46:37]): "I knew it was a white woman and not a black woman because it was screen mask and not Pooh Shiesty masks."

This segment is replete with the hosts' trademark offensive humor as they analyze the disturbing actions of Fortenberry and the impact on the victims.

**8. Roof Collapse During St. Patty's Celebration ([64:47] - [69:01])

The final significant discussion revolves around a roof collapse during a St. Patrick's Day celebration. The hosts speculate on the casualties and injuries, intertwining the tragic event with their comedic commentary.

• Alex Thomas ([65:15]): "He hit somebody's head with the roof."
• Chris Vega ([66:23]): "Someone got folded. Yeah."

They debate the logistical aspects of the incident, the behavior of those involved, and draw humorous parallels to other accidents.

**9. Miscellaneous Topics and Social Media Commentary ([73:55] - End)

The episode concludes with a rapid-fire discussion on various subjects, including social media platforms like TikTok and Instagram, the depiction of cop misconduct in rap videos, and humorous takes on celebrity interactions.

• Alex Thomas ([70:37]): "She's using filters in the garage video. This is just embarrassing..."
• Gio Perez ([75:50]): "Would you try Shannon?"

Throughout these segments, the hosts maintain their edgy and unfiltered style, addressing contemporary issues with a blend of humor and controversy.

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Notable Quotes:

• Alex Thomas ([03:02]): "Fuck. What does it come with? Is that just like the deluxe set or the actual game itself?"
• Gio Perez ([09:20]): "I expect more from a black family. We used to have more family values."
• Lewis J. Gomez ([06:55]): "Indiana mom and her teen kids beat up alleged bully on school bus."
• Shannon ([28:58]): "So when this woman was around 33 weeks pregnant, she said that her husband wasn't acting like himself..."
• Chris Vega ([46:11]): "Nice."

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Conclusion

Episode 0048 of The Luis and Zac Show continues the tradition of fearless and unapologetic comedy, tackling a wide array of topics from video game pricing and recent scandals to personal relationship dramas and societal issues. With guests Chris Faga, Geo Perez, and Alex Tomaselli, the episode is a rollercoaster of raw discussions, sharp banter, and the kind of insane energy that only Luis and Zac can deliver. Whether it's dissecting the complexities of infidelity or laughing through dark news stories, the hosts ensure a memorable and engaging experience for their listeners.

Transcript

[Zach Amico]

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[Shannon]

Blisters.

[Zach Amico]

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[Chris Vega]

Fill her up.

[Gio Perez]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.

[Alex Thomas]

You know what time it is?

[Chris Vega]

They say life a bit tight at night. Boy, we diving in. We got Zakamiko, red dot, head shot. Eat a sniper.

[Gio Perez]

The Puerto Rican point guard striking like a viper.

[Chris Vega]

And it came to attack, spilling crack on the track. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's your other boy, the international superstar Zach Amico holding down the fort while Mr. J. Gomez is out on the road. But I am joined by a cavalcade of hilarious gentlemen that will help carry you through your wonderful Monday. To my right, the host of High Society Radio and notes of a goon, it's my best buddy, Chris Vega.

[Gio Perez]

What's going on, Zach? Thanks for having me in.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Thank you very much for doing the show, buddy.

[Gio Perez]

Can't be bothered to come to this paywall show. It's kind of crazy.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I actually know this is the month free Monday show. Oh, hell yeah, it is Monday. Right now. I am here bright and early after going to a Casanova Valentine's Day Valentine death match last night. And I thought, hey, I could drink all night and then make rap. So let's be here Monday morning.

[Gio Perez]

Oh, yeah, it's Monday.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yep. Monday morning.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Across the table from me from on the gate here on Gas Digital, it's our friend Gio Perez.

[Alex Thomas]

What's up, man? What's going on?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Good to see you, buddy. How you doing?

[Alex Thomas]

I'm doing good. It's probably like the best I felt in a while. And then you started talking about heroin.

[Gio Perez]

That probably made you feel better.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, so much better. And GTA 6 is coming out, so I think I might relapse just to play it. And once I beat the game, you.

[Gio Perez]

Got to got to lock it.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, you got. I have to at least take perks, at least painkillers.

[Gio Perez]

Okay?

[Alex Thomas]

So I could just sit there for eight, nine hours and just have the best time of my life.

[Gio Perez]

Bonus. What you do is you take a hammer and smash in your foot. Then you don't have to go to work.

[Alex Thomas]

I don't work anyways.

[Gio Perez]

That's fair. You don't even have to do anything dope.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

It's probably 200 bucks, right?

[Alex Thomas]

What? GTA 6, the game itself, I think.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

If you want everything, it's going to be a lot.

[Alex Thomas]

Really?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

The fucking 2k25 was like 180 bucks. If you want everything.

[Alex Thomas]

Fuck. What does it come with? Is that just like the deluxe set or the actual game itself?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I think it's to have it with the online and everything.

[Gio Perez]

That's so much money for a fucking video game.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

They got real expensive. Yeah, shit, man. Here. We'll talk about that in a second. Also on the show, from the yes Offense podcast and Super Sally Joe's, it's my good buddy Alex Thomas. Sally.

[Chris Vega]

What's up, guys?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Thank you for being here, buddy.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, thanks, man. Thanks for having me.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Absolutely, brother. Can you guys look up how much GTA 6 is going to be? Because I was appalled at how much 2k25 was because I thought games right.

[Alex Thomas]

Now were probably like 60 to 70.

[Gio Perez]

Well, the base level is still that. And then there's all the add ons. Right. So 2K25, you talk about the WWE game and that's just to get all the dudes, right?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Is to get all the. Yeah. If you want to unlock everything right away.

[Chris Vega]

Well, what they're doing, thinking about doing with gta, the new one is they're going to do like, like a subscription service for the online on top of it. So. Yeah, that's what they mean.

[Gio Perez]

Just for that one game.

[Chris Vega]

Just for that game.

[Gio Perez]

And you got to pay for whatever the subscription service you're already paying for is.

[Alex Thomas]

And I got to buy heroin.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You should be able to actually rob people in the. Should be able to kill a woman subscription.

[Chris Vega]

Get your money.

[Alex Thomas]

This an be real grape in that game. I should actually be able to grape a prostitute.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, the hot coffee game should be legal in this one.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Did we find how much it's going to be, guys?

[Shannon]

It's. It's saying between 100 and 150 depending on the version, but then they're also speculating that it could be about $200 for the year for the yearly amount on top of that.

[Alex Thomas]

See, dude, that's insane.

[Chris Vega]

Got like Netflix. You're playing Netflix place prices for gta. It's crazy.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Hey, well, all that matters to me is I got a message from Star wars hunters that they are taking down the game in the next few months and to enjoy it while I've got it.

[Gio Perez]

Why are they taking it down?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I don't know. I guess nobody bought it, nobody likes it.

[Chris Vega]

Rivals is kicking its ass.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Star wars, my favorite game. Yeah. Got my message? No, they will be taking down the servers, but before they're done with the updates.

[Chris Vega]

I was about to say, it hasn't even been like a full year, right?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

They still have updates coming out and they're like, we're just gonna put them all out the last month, let you play everything, and then we're taking the server down forever.

[Chris Vega]

That's brutal. Star wars games, like, I'll have sucked for a long time, though. Surprised.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

So good.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, I'm surprised. That one was good.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Good.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

And so was Jedi Fallen Order.

[Chris Vega]

Right? That's like. That's like 20 years old now, though.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah. Yeah, but isn't it. It's kind of just the same premises. Marvel Rivals though, right?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Can you switch more or less?

[Gio Perez]

Can you just switch over?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I like this one. I built all my characters.

[Alex Thomas]

So is this like a fighting game? Like you fight like.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah. It's like Fortnite.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, okay. Because I haven't played a video game since GTA 5. I think that was the last one.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You ran out of heroin?

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, I've been clean since. Jesus.

[Gio Perez]

Maybe it was. Maybe it was the GTA that was making you addicted to heroin. Being Puerto Rican.

[Alex Thomas]

I'm Dominican.

[Gio Perez]

I don't know.

[Chris Vega]

Same thing.

[Alex Thomas]

No.

[Gio Perez]

Unless you're giving me. Unless you're actively giving me a lineup, I can't call you Dominican now, backing.

[Alex Thomas]

But I can't do a lineup, though. I've hung out at a barbershop long enough. In my teens and twenties. I learned how.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That's the lineup I thought you were talking about batting number third.

[Gio Perez]

Number four. Can you say, hey, shut up.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

He's a 45 year old 11th grader. Hey, Nat's here. All right, so we got a lot of fun shit to talk about today. Let's start. Let's start on a positive note. Indiana mom and her teen kids beat up alleged bully on school bus.

[Gio Perez]

Okay, wait, the mom?

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, that got me.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Mom and her teen kids.

[Chris Vega]

Those kids are pussies, dude, for getting their mom involved.

[Alex Thomas]

No, I think she wanted to get involved. They probably were like, mom, actually. No, you're gonna. And she's like, no, no, no.

[Gio Perez]

Where is this? Indiana?

[Chris Vega]

What race?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Gio Perez]

What city? What city in Indiana?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Can we get a city?

[Chris Vega]

Yes. Is there video?

[Shannon]

Shannon, I. I do have video.

[Alex Thomas]

The.

[Shannon]

The kids faces are blurred.

[Alex Thomas]

Hold on, let's see yeah, yeah, cuz it's minor.

[Gio Perez]

Let's see if we can guess. White.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Do we have a city?

[Shannon]

I don't have the city. Here's the video though.

[Gio Perez]

Cuz if she had said Gary. I'm like, oh, my nose.

[Alex Thomas]

There we go.

[Chris Vega]

Oh, yep. Okay. Well, yep.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Gary.

[Alex Thomas]

No, ask Gary. Gary, stop jumping.

[Chris Vega]

It's Gary.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Wait, don't jump him.

[Chris Vega]

Where's the mom? She's filming as a person who got.

[Alex Thomas]

Jumped by a black family on a bus once. This sucks. This sucks. And the up.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I think that's the mom in the long sleeve gray.

[Chris Vega]

Oh, that's crazy. Oh yeah, that's a little wild.

[Gio Perez]

By the way, the mom has dude posture.

[Chris Vega]

This is Brittany Greiner, dude.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, she's not tall enough. She's standing on the seat right now. How's the bus driver? Not doing anything.

[Chris Vega]

My bus driver used to beat up the kids. Dude. This is insane.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, it was a white boy they did this to. Oh boy.

[Gio Perez]

Why is he. What was. When they say he was bullying? What was the. What was the bullying?

[Shannon]

Yeah, that's not clear.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Is there more to the story that we're not given yet?

[Shannon]

So I can tell you the mom is 36 years old.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, she's not that old.

[Shannon]

Lattea hence. And so is.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, her Lattea hence. This is what happened.

[Shannon]

And then her two kids that she went with were 17 and 13 years old.

[Gio Perez]

Oh, a 17 year old should be able to handle. And a 13 year old together should be able to handle a kid who I'm.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, they're 30 by themselves.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

And it said they told the cops that the student had been bullying her son for weeks. The school wouldn't do anything to stop it. And so the day before this went down, he slapped her son, according to her. Police said the kid who was beaten up went to the hospital for treatment where it was determined his nose was fractured and left eye was bruised and swollen.

[Alex Thomas]

Nice.

[Gio Perez]

Left eye bruised and swollen. I mean, that's not.

[Alex Thomas]

That's a black eye, by the way.

[Gio Perez]

Those are barely injuries.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

All right, so now here's the question.

[Gio Perez]

I expect more from a black family. We used to have more family values.

[Alex Thomas]

Can you fracture your nose? Can you fracture fracture cartilage? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Gio Perez]

You could break your nose.

[Alex Thomas]

Break it. But fracture seems like more of a bone.

[Gio Perez]

Those are synonyms.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, I don't know, I'm just.

[Gio Perez]

These are right here.

[Alex Thomas]

So you think that like they broke the. Do you think they hit them that hard?

[Gio Perez]

You can get a hairline fraction.

[Alex Thomas]

You think that Little lesbian broke his nose.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

So here's the question. Going to school the next day, are you the. Because your mom beat up your bully or is your bully a somebody's mom?

[Gio Perez]

I mean, if they beat him up, they don't. They don't say the name of the. The age of the kid who got beat up, Shannon.

[Shannon]

Just that he was an 8th grader.

[Gio Perez]

Oh, that's 13. You got beat up by a 36 year old woman. A 17 year old and a 13 year old jumped.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, you got.

[Gio Perez]

You got jumped by older people.

[Chris Vega]

I would talk to the other kids.

[Gio Perez]

At 13, your own mom could beat your ass.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, yeah, easily.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

All right, that's.

[Alex Thomas]

I would. I would make fun of both of them, though. I just, I'd laugh each of one. I was like, ah, your mom's a dyke, bro.

[Gio Perez]

Her shoulders were wild.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Can we watch it again?

[Alex Thomas]

Look, she looks like, like every lesbian that posts their picture of when they were in prison. Look, look at how she's dressed with the.

[Gio Perez]

With the long sleeve.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, look, she just came home. She got the dicky panic.

[Shannon]

I thought the chubbier one was the mother. This one over here in the purple hoodie.

[Chris Vega]

Oh, you think so this is the 17 year old.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, the fat bitch.

[Gio Perez]

She's just playing the anchor role. That's Grimace holding them down.

[Alex Thomas]

Holy shit. I don't even see grim. No, because I think they're blocking the fat girl's face. So I think the fat girl's the daughter too.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, that's the thing is the face isn't blurred, so that's got to be the adult.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, that's the mother. She's just probably, you know. You know that pussy starting to grow.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah. I assume that's a fat little daughter.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, because you see, the daughter's face is blocked right now, so she's just like a little big girl.

[Chris Vega]

So it's the Brittney Griner is the mom.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah.

[Chris Vega]

Okay.

[Alex Thomas]

The short Brittany Griner. That set it off. Oh, Shade hood reference set it off. I got it.

[Chris Vega]

There needs to be three more of them.

[Alex Thomas]

Dude, that's them right there.

[Gio Perez]

Jesus Christ.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

If you're the bus driver, what are you like? Ladies, please. This is not an airplane.

[Gio Perez]

The bus was yellow, so you thought it was Spirit Airlines.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, this is crazy. Yeah, I've been on both sides of that on a school bus where I've jumped somebody with my brothers and then got jumped by siblings. And one of them and the girl that popped it off was a girl.

[Gio Perez]

I was like a school bus to school.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Gio Perez]

Where'd you grow up?

[Alex Thomas]

Yonkers.

[Gio Perez]

All right.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, we took the cheese bus.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Was it just called that because it was yellow or.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, no, because the government provided it.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, because you get a slice of cheese when you walk in. Provided by the government, kids.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

All right, well, we learned we're gonna move on. Mass murderer strangles his wife during conjugal visit.

[Alex Thomas]

Nice. All right.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

I mean, it was probably sexual. It just. Probably just went a hundred percent, you know, choked me, spit my mouth, and then he just kind of, you know.

[Gio Perez]

Went a little too hard.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, he's been working out. He's in strong.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

He would spit in her mouth and it would come back out, Whatever.

[Gio Perez]

Like, terrify you when you're with a chick who was into that. And like, every time, what if something goes wrong?

[Chris Vega]

Oh, yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Like, oh, no, my head is always.

[Gio Perez]

Well, your big screw up, smothering fetishes.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Every time for me, it's. I'm like, this is a trap.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, it involves skewers.

[Gio Perez]

No, I'm talking about, like, the third or fourth time you're a chick that you're doing this with. Clearly, it's not a trap.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Okay.

[Gio Perez]

And then, like, now it's like you're pushing it because it's the third or fourth time for you as well.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Okay.

[Gio Perez]

So you're trying to see where you can go, and you're like, I don't, but I'll kill this bitch.

[Chris Vega]

Where's.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chris Vega]

Why do they like to get tied up like that, too? That's always like. I always think it's like some serial killer, like this mass murderer.

[Alex Thomas]

I think because a lot of these girls like us grew up with porn from an early age. And they're as up as us. Yeah, probably the uncle. Somebody tied them up.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I don't know. Alex, who's hanging out with a girl, and the first time they hung out, the girl said, I love the rape scenes and movies. And then you came back to me and went, do you think that's a red flag?

[Chris Vega]

She was really hot.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

She was. She was.

[Alex Thomas]

So wait, this is a girl?

[Chris Vega]

You were on the road is. So what you do is that.

[Alex Thomas]

Come on, dude. As soon as a girl says that, I'm walking the away. If a girl told me that I'm walking the away, I don't care if she's. Whether she's into it or not. In the back of my mind, I'm like, that's the difference.

[Gio Perez]

By somebody who took the cheese bus in Yonkers and I've seen Alex's house in Connecticut.

[Alex Thomas]

Yes.

[Chris Vega]

You got to go. Have you seen the movie Irreversible? And then it's a whole.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh yeah. Cuz of this.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah. I made Geo watch it on the show.

[Chris Vega]

So you load up that scene and there you go.

[Gio Perez]

Dude, I've told the story. I probably on this show before, but I was getting a hand job and that happened in the movie. I didn't know what that movie was. I was getting a hand job in the theater and my hand job stopped. I wasn't paying attention to what was happening. I looked over. There's just a single tear coming down the table.

[Chris Vega]

Oh God.

[Alex Thomas]

And that's when you came.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah. And one single tear of pre cum. Like a native American looking at fucking glitter.

[Alex Thomas]

Why did you come so hard at that brutal movie? Yeah, that me up.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I think sometimes it might, it might go to the past a little on that one. You know, maybe the punishments were a little hard in the household.

[Chris Vega]

Maybe.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

But I think that could be anything. Like I think dudes with foot fetishes. It's probably dudes whose moms walked around barefoot.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, they were small around. Yeah.

[Chris Vega]

What?

[Alex Thomas]

No, I think it's just probably they, they just, they saw the most beautiful girl in a porn getting a toe sucked.

[Chris Vega]

Maybe.

[Alex Thomas]

I like Nat Trigger son. I think a lot of stems from porn.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

Because before all that I think people just did the basic like, you know, the karma sutra. Whatever's on the karma sutra. And that's it. Now it has to involve shit, piss, toys, straps, hurt like Indian.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

It always involves shit.

[Gio Perez]

By the way, did you see they came out with. Did you guys talk about the official poop outside statistics that India put out?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

No, but can we get them? You guys find that it is crazy.

[Chris Vega]

Pull them up.

[Alex Thomas]

And some of the positions do look like they're taking a shit.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah.

[Gio Perez]

Well, I mean that's just the basis of. If you want to, you want to plant a flame, a firm base, you're going to maybe look like you're pooping a little squat.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah. Look up the Indian. I we. I did see this.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

And it was a shocking amount.

[Gio Perez]

It was like a TED talk.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

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[Chris Vega]

I dated a girl once, and she said, we can do whatever you want. Anything. Just no scat rule. I don't do scat. And all I could think of was, like, so pissed. She's done scat before and she's been.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Just like, dude, I would just be going, let's keep the busy.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, that is just out of size. Here I'm the SC.

[Gio Perez]

All day polishing my trombone.

[Shannon]

It says that approximately 11% of India's population practices open defecation. That's as of 2022.

[Gio Perez]

No, no, no. Something came out this year and the numbers were way higher.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, it's 10 times the amount of trans people in the world.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, keep. Keep your inside.

[Alex Thomas]

Tuck that in.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, same lesson. Both sides do that inside.

[Alex Thomas]

Please, man.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

The world is not your bathroom.

[Alex Thomas]

I was thinking that. That scene from Slum Dog Millionaire when he jumps into the outhouse and he's just like, neck deep. And I was like, this probably used to, you know, he's used to it.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Wasn't that where wipe with the left, shake with the right comes from?

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

I thought it was like an Indian baptism.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

But a lot of.

[Alex Thomas]

As a child now, I could be.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Wrong, but a lot of Middle Eastern houses have, like, what looks like the watering can. The watering can?

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Gio Perez]

Well, that's a. Well, technically, like, if you're very religious Muslim, you're supposed to use water to wipe your ass or it's a sin. Some level of cleanliness.

[Chris Vega]

They throw toilet paper out too. They don't flush it.

[Gio Perez]

That's because of the plumbing. In the third World.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that's also Spanish families.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, we were like that for a while. We Americanized. We were big. Throwing the shitty tissue in the garbage.

[Chris Vega]

Congratulations.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

My uncle's Cuban and his cousin came to visit. And before he left, he's like, can I go to the bathroom? He goes. He leaves by it. Just walks out holding the garbage bag from the bathroom.

[Gio Perez]

I'm just Gonna throw this out there.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

He threw his poopy toilet paper.

[Gio Perez]

When you get to a new country, they don't tell you.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah. How to use the bathroom.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Gio Perez]

Like, it's like they don't go, by the way, you don't have to do that here.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

But he was. He was from America, really. So my Cuban uncle, his parents house in North Bergen, you had to throw the toilet paper out because they had awful plumbing.

[Gio Perez]

Oh. I mean, there's like a crazy statistic that, like, if you go Back to the 70s in America, the amount of people that didn't have indoor plumbing is, like, exponentially higher. Like, people were still, like, in like, Appalachia shitting in outhouses and shit. It's fucking crazy.

[Alex Thomas]

I mean, like, my family in Dr. Just got indoor plumbing maybe like in the last 20. Like 20 years ago. And I had a cousin who came from out. Like, this was. I was probably like. Probably like 10 or 11. So he was probably like 8 or 9. And he left the bathroom door open and somebody walked in. He's used to shitting in outhouses. So when they walked in, we all saw him standing on the toilet seat, squatting over it like it was a.

[Gio Perez]

Oh, like old school. There's a hole.

[Alex Thomas]

Like, it was like a latrine, but he's on an actual toilet with a seat.

[Gio Perez]

Again, nobody tells you.

[Alex Thomas]

And that's not even the worst part.

[Gio Perez]

That's just alone with the three seashells and demolition.

[Alex Thomas]

It's worse because he's wiping his ass with magazines and he has crumpled up magazines and he's jerking off the toilet in the toilet. And then everybody's looking at him like, are you insane? You're gonna clog the toy guy?

[Chris Vega]

Like highlights.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah.

[Gio Perez]

Like it was Ranger Rick or Boys Life magazine.

[Alex Thomas]

I'm like, you ripped out the jokes part of Maxim. You. When.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

When goofus wipes his ass. Wait, he was perched on it like a gargoyle.

[Alex Thomas]

Like it was a squatty pot, but.

[Chris Vega]

He had it Asian.

[Alex Thomas]

He was right because he was squatting on it. But he's standing on the seat and then hunched down. And everybody just looks at him like, what the fuck? And then he has the magazine in his hand just ripping a sheet while we're looking at him like, dude, I had already two magazine balls in the toilet.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I will honestly say I only found out that some people stand to wipe within the last two years.

[Alex Thomas]

Wait, what? Why would you do that? That closes your cheeks.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I've always been a sitter.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I found out some people stand.

[Alex Thomas]

I do A handstand while I wipe my ass.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Some people get up and like, lean. Yeah. I never knew that.

[Alex Thomas]

I lean forward while I'm sitting.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Gio Perez]

I somehow got in a. Like, shortly after my girl moved in, I got into a ass wiping conversation with her. Yeah, it was a competition. Well, no, she's always gonna be faster. I have a much hairier ass.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Gio Perez]

And I said something about.

[Alex Thomas]

I imagine that like, all right, whoever uses the less amount of toilet paper the fastest and cleans it.

[Gio Perez]

Well, I'll be honest, a girl put me onto the. You should mush the toilet paper to create more ripples in surface area, but then you can't. And I was like, I was like, I never would have thought of that. And she was like, well, we wipe more often than you guys. That's how we figure that out. Shannon, do you crumple the toilet paper before you wipe?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Shannon doesn't poop.

[Shannon]

See, if I were to poop, I would crumple the toilet paper.

[Alex Thomas]

Why though? You can't fold it.

[Gio Perez]

And what about that leg?

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, you got to do the square. Then you wipe, fold. Do another wipe. Fold again. So you got like a little piece of. No, you throw a ball of tissue and then you shove that up your ass.

[Gio Perez]

You're not in. Dr.

[Alex Thomas]

Twist it.

[Chris Vega]

Say you keep.

[Gio Perez]

Bro, this is a.

[Alex Thomas]

Twist it. And then throw it in the.

[Chris Vega]

Trash it out later. That's what I say.

[Alex Thomas]

I was like, you got one roll.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

A week last you sit down to pee. I'm in here for the rest of my life.

[Alex Thomas]

Nah. But I do two folds and then. And throw it in the, in the toilet.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I wipe. I. I wrap the toilet paper around my hair and I make my, my hand around my hand. Like I make like a bear paw.

[Gio Perez]

They make, you know, they make shittens.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Uh huh.

[Alex Thomas]

Is that usable?

[Gio Perez]

It's a mitten made of baby wipes.

[Chris Vega]

Wipe.

[Alex Thomas]

Why don't you just use a baby wipe?

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, I wrap a baby wipe around some toilet paper and get really in there.

[Alex Thomas]

It's like you're washing a car. Like, what the are you doing? Like you're fisting yourself.

[Chris Vega]

Put it around the knuckle.

[Gio Perez]

No, but my. Yeah, my girl walked in and we were just. Somehow this came up and I literally like, we. She. After she moved in, I go, I go, hey, when you're not here, I still just jump in the shower after I.

[Chris Vega]

That's.

[Gio Perez]

It's just faster. Time is the only resource you can't get back.

[Alex Thomas]

That's a waste of bit.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Bring those back. Like, are you Wiping with the backside exclusively. Use those every time you eat. Hamburger Helper.

[Gio Perez]

By the way though, the mascot on the mascot on the box looks like his cousin. His return.

[Chris Vega]

I got shit in my eyes. Oh, I got pink eye.

[Alex Thomas]

It's the tally version. He's really high right now.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You guys gonna take a shit?

[Alex Thomas]

Hey, kids.

[Chris Vega]

Let me.

[Alex Thomas]

Let me rub your ass. Kids. He's a pedophile, man.

[Gio Perez]

Don't forget the thumb works too. You think he goes. He goes to family reunions. It says that the Hamburger Helper guy, he's like, look, the world needs dish diggers too.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Something like that. We never found out about this conjugal visit.

[Chris Vega]

How many kids, people did he murder? Mass murderer? How many? Shannon?

[Gio Perez]

No, it was just one fat person.

[Shannon]

He was serving life for four murders.

[Alex Thomas]

Four murders.

[Shannon]

Okay, so he's 54. His wife was 62. As soon as the loser. As soon as the cops like arrived in there, he claimed that she had fainted. Fainted? When she was found dead during an unsupervised visit. But it turned out that she had been strangled.

[Gio Perez]

Imagine how annoying a bitch gotta be that you only get to see her once a month. You still need to kill.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, it's every six months. Conjugal visits. Every six.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Really?

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, and that's only for people who behave.

[Chris Vega]

How did he kill the other people?

[Alex Thomas]

Well behaved people.

[Gio Perez]

Four bodies.

[Alex Thomas]

He was probably.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Was he a strangler? Yeah, because if he was a strangler and he started strangling her, she had to go.

[Alex Thomas]

Where was he from?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Well, come on.

[Shannon]

California.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

There had to be a point where she was getting. If. If he was a known strangler and she started stranger she had.

[Gio Perez]

It's gotta be. I guarantee.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Well, you know. Egg on my face.

[Gio Perez]

I bet he shot. I bet he shot four people around the same time. With one gun.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, probably one bullet.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, yeah, it's real. Jfk magic bullet.

[Alex Thomas]

So this was all shootings? He killed them or this was like brutal murders.

[Shannon]

I'm trying to find the cause of death of the original people.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, it could be.

[Shannon]

It could be that he. Because he was serving life. It could be maybe he wants to be put on death row and this was his only chance to do it, was just to wipe her out.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Can he just kill people in prison?

[Alex Thomas]

They just give you more time. Kill another prisoner. I think you're killing a civilian now. It's probably a little different. I mean, I kill a guard. I think that would have helped. You kill a couple guards, definitely get your death row.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Do you get to him first, though.

[Alex Thomas]

No, you fucking master, bro. You don't got time to be struggling in jail.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

It is real. Visits as a concept is kind of crazy. If you're a violent criminal.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah. I didn't think they would give it to murderers, especially people who got multiple murders.

[Gio Perez]

Well, if he. I mean, that was. If you're nonviolent, if you're doing life and you're a model prisoner for 30 years and you're somehow still married to an older woman. Yeah. I mean, yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

Where is she going to go?

[Gio Perez]

That's fair. But if you're doing, like. If you're doing life without parole and, like, you're being a model prisoner. I don't. Maybe I could see. What is it? His first conjugal visit.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Shannon, do you feel like you dodged a bullet by not dating that guy in prison?

[Shannon]

I.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That could have been you.

[Shannon]

I'll show you his image.

[Alex Thomas]

She saw this article and she's like, let me.

[Gio Perez]

Shannon.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, never mind. Shannon.

[Chris Vega]

That's right. That's not no black Shannon.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Wait, can we go back up?

[Chris Vega]

My kind of girl.

[Gio Perez]

Shannon got the Velma sweater on right now.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Shannon, go back to you. Looking good.

[Shannon]

Thank you. This is the wife, by the way. She's pretty, for sure.

[Gio Perez]

I mean, she does have that Tales from the Hood hairline. Yeah.

[Chris Vega]

She has hair you put hands on.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

It's like Beethoven. He's got the Beethoven wig. Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That. Her hair was black before the concert.

[Gio Perez]

They made her take out her extensions when she got in there because you could choke somebody.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Geo, what's the craziest thing? Anybody snuck you into prison?

[Alex Thomas]

I've never had anybody sneak me anything in. I've snuck things in, but I've never had anybody.

[Chris Vega]

Which.

[Alex Thomas]

Because, like. Yeah, no, I would eat it and then it.

[Gio Perez]

Okay.

[Alex Thomas]

And then put it back up. But when you're going in, you don't just shove up your ass, because if you have to that day, you're so. The thing is, you eat it so you know, by the time it comes out, you'll be in jail. Ready?

[Chris Vega]

What's. What's the hardest thing you had to pass when you pooped it out?

[Alex Thomas]

Any test he took, the guy's who found out I went in there loaded. We don't get this out. I've heard stories about people that would go in there and they would find out that he was loaded, and I would have make a drink, like shampoo.

[Gio Perez]

Really?

[Alex Thomas]

To throw it up.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

Or they'll watch him. They're like, follow him around. Like, you gotta go. Come on, let's go it out.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Everybody tickled it.

[Alex Thomas]

Hey, yo, man, eat this cheese. Eat this cheese spread. You're gonna eat this. Three jars of cheese spreading this shampoo.

[Chris Vega]

A lot of cheese on this episode.

[Shannon]

I like it by the way. He did shoot. He shot the.

[Alex Thomas]

He shot everybody.

[Shannon]

Yeah, yeah. It was a drug related crime.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh. So, yeah. All right. He wasn't, he wasn't a sociopath. He was just a drug dealer.

[Gio Perez]

When you call somebody a mass murderer, people have a connotation.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah. Like butcher knife.

[Alex Thomas]

It was. A lot of it was probably business. It wasn't personal.

[Gio Perez]

Of course.

[Chris Vega]

Use politics.

[Gio Perez]

It's most of that.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Well, there you go. All right, well, let's keep up with the. Let's keep up with the theme. I was stunned to find out my husband was cheating. And the devious way he hid it from me was even more shocked.

[Chris Vega]

Tell us now. Tell us now.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, tell us that the husband was cheating.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

The husband was cheating. And hey, let's get one more. Let's get one more in the books on how to get away with this, huh?

[Chris Vega]

Yes.

[Shannon]

Okay. So when this woman was around 33 weeks pregnant, she said that her husband wasn't acting like himself. When questioned, he told his wife that he was no longer in love with her and moved out to live with his mom. He selfishly let his pregnant wife and toddler and dogs care for themselves, completely neglecting his responsibilities. It's at this point that she.

[Alex Thomas]

Wait, is this Derek, are we talking about?

[Shannon]

So then she found out that he wasn't actually staying with his mother. He was staying at a friend's house. So that's what made her start to think that he had been lying to her. So long story short, it turned out that he had been cheating with several women over the years, and he had gone into her phone and blocked those women's numbers on her phone so that they could never contact her to rat him out.

[Alex Thomas]

Nice, yo. Hell yeah.

[Gio Perez]

I knew a dude who used to open chicks phones while they were pissing and put. And block his number.

[Alex Thomas]

That's smart. Yeah, that's smart.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Dude. Blocking the number on her phone. All right, that's OG that's 40 chest.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

There were 200, 208 blocked numbers on her.

[Chris Vega]

It's a boy right there, dude. Black guy.

[Alex Thomas]

That's funny though, because going to your blocked list and being like, who the are all these numbers?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

And you just start calling them and it's just a bunch of women. I. I had an Uncle Shannon.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Was this a blocked list or was that a Typo.

[Shannon]

I do have. I have her tick tock video of her explaining if you want to see a little bit of it.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah.

[Chris Vega]

Oh, my show the guy.

[G]

Yes.

[Alex Thomas]

What's her Instagram?

[G]

Divorced. But I will be calling him my husband and his mistress in these videos.

[Chris Vega]

I would cheat on her already on September 1st. This is 2024, by the way.

[Gio Perez]

She's whispering in a garage.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Gio Perez]

So she's scared of him.

[G]

Very depressed. She should like most of the.

[Chris Vega]

They're echoey though. She should film this again.

[G]

Like is it me?

[Alex Thomas]

Any girl that goes on social media and explains their hell her problems and like that. Oh, this guy did this to me automatically. You lost.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

For wife in that. Yeah. Luckily I've never even a girl who's went that far and be like, hey, I'm gonna go blast this guy on social media. That's. That's a dirtbag move.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Well, they probably don't want to be embarrassed that they're a junkie.

[Alex Thomas]

That is true. Even when I was clean. Zach.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Well, in their embarrass their sid for my stage.

[Chris Vega]

Why did she just go like. Like smash his car or something? That.

[Gio Perez]

That.

[Chris Vega]

That's cool. Let's do that. This is just embarrassing for everyone except for him.

[Alex Thomas]

I would respect that more if she would have just black and not recorded it. Just went or like his friend. Yeah. You know what I mean. Did some dirtbag women have her eyes.

[Gio Perez]

So far, but she looks like she evolved from squirrels instead of monkeys is wrong with this?

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah. She has no upper lip. She deserved to get you.

[Chris Vega]

She's using filter in the garage video. This is. This can continue. Shannon.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

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[G]

And he told me, he basically told me that he was no longer in love with me. He loved me, but he was no longer in love with me. So a week. So he gave me an entire week to stay at our house that we lived in together for five years.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Was this lady dating my dad?

[Gio Perez]

I've never wanted like Randy Orton's music to hit more.

[G]

He stayed there for a whole entire week. I tried to, you know, get him to stay, like, figure things out, why he was telling me this. So he stayed for a week and then he moved into his mom's house.

[Chris Vega]

This makes me want to cheat.

[G]

A week later, he moved into his mom's house leaving me 30 weeks pregnant to care for our two year old toddler and our two very big dogs that we.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Pause, enough. This is her doing a condensed story. Yeah, of course he's gonna. Lady, this is TikTok. Spit it out, bro.

[Gio Perez]

It's taken me so long. I finally.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Two sentences in a dance.

[Gio Perez]

I finally got. I finally got my girl trained to know. I don't want to hear her in the morning. Like, dude, today.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

What, does she run the shower now?

[Gio Perez]

No, she starts talking about work and, and she sees that I'm trying to get ready to come here and she goes, I know you don't want to hear this right now, but here's the quick version. She literally gave me the abridged Cliff Notes of it and I was like, holy. It took a decade, but I did it. It's the most accomplished I've ever felt.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, now she gets a treat though.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, bring her a donut, dude.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, Thomas, Ellie brought some good donuts. He wanted credit from the audience.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I just reference the Bob Kelly special Donut Pub.

[Gio Perez]

Donut Pub is good.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Very good.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, I like a solid donut.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

All right, well, let's finish this boring bitches. Yeah, I'm going to cheat on this lady. I'm going to start watching another video of another girl in the middle of this.

[Chris Vega]

Real.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, can you put porn on mute on the side while we listen to the rest of this meander violence show.

[Alex Thomas]

Some dumb slugging, choked ass throat fucked on this.

[Shannon]

Yes, there's a lot more. And this is just part one. I don't know how much.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, she's wearing a bar.

[Gio Perez]

Is she wearing the same shirt in part two? Because that means she was just still talking she's the robot chicken from Aqua Team.

[Shannon]

I'm gonna say probably no, because over here it says part five.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

What?

[Gio Perez]

Five?

[Chris Vega]

Sorry. Y'all so long. Yeah, you.

[Shannon]

She has her baby with her in this one in a different outfit.

[Gio Perez]

We go through the comments, she's like.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, this will warm also.

[Gio Perez]

Hold on. How many. How far do we have to scroll before we see a five head comment?

[Alex Thomas]

A forehead comment within the first three?

[Gio Perez]

Okay, let's see.

[Alex Thomas]

And not counting, not counting GIFs.

[Gio Perez]

Whoever took that under the table pick is a real one. Bravo to the person. Okay, I didn't even hear her say that.

[Chris Vega]

Oh, this is all a bunch of dumb.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, no, this is Tick Tock. Never mind. I thought we on Instagram. It would have been right away. Tick Tock Comics of Mad Gay. Nah, for real. If you want comments, you got to go to like, World Star hip hop.

[Gio Perez]

I don't know. Instagram is pretty good nowadays.

[Alex Thomas]

That's what I'm saying.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That's where Instagram. I'll catch you, buddy.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, Instagram.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I'm.

[Alex Thomas]

If I see like a funny post or see something like, well, I'm like, oh, people are gonna be racist and up. I'm in the comments right away. And. And it's gotten so bad. Where now the second or third comment is. Click here if you came for the comments.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

And It'll be like 20, 29, 000 likes. It's like, that's the best part of social media.

[Chris Vega]

That was a bunch of supportive clams in those.

[Gio Perez]

I won't.

[Chris Vega]

I won't read any more.

[Gio Perez]

Tick Tock is gay, like bearing clam, if you will.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

So is there a final thing to that story, Shannon, or just that he cheated a bunch?

[Shannon]

Just that he cheated a bunch. He figured out how she. How he was doing it and then shared it with the world on Tick Tock.

[Chris Vega]

Godspeed, my friend.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Really? I think she shared it more for dudes.

[Shannon]

Oh, that's a good point.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah. But now, like, how crazy it is if you try that and your chick is like, I saw that video.

[Chris Vega]

Oh, yeah, that really boring. I watched all five parts. She's a bastard.

[Gio Perez]

There's just women using that as ASMR somewhere.

[Alex Thomas]

I guarantee she's cheated on him before.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah. How many weeks in the house by herself?

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure she's posted that guys have been in the DMS and she's entertaining them. And I'm pretty sure one guy in her friend zone like that, that she got in the friend Zone is like I told you.

[Gio Perez]

That's how she found out. She had all those numbers blocked. She went to text somebody. She was girlfriend.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah. That's how crossed.

[Alex Thomas]

She comes from a small town, everybody knows each other. And you know I heard something right, that women. One of women's biggest fantasy is cheating. Back me up on the Shannon.

[Shannon]

Nope.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, because she wants to act like she's wholesome. But if you look at every great love story, not some hole like most.

[Shannon]

Women tell themselves that what I think this is just what men tell themselves. No, they love it.

[Alex Thomas]

If you look at every great.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Was that their fantasy would be that we cheat.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, why would the. Yeah, why would.

[Alex Thomas]

No. That we wouldn't have to cheat because you just allow women into the bed with us.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, that's.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, that's more of the fantasy. It's like, ah, we don't want to go behind your back. We want you involved. But like, if you look at every. Like all the love stories that women love, it's usually a woman in a relationship with a guy and her cheating on him with the protagonist of the story.

[Shannon]

I think you've been watching too much Tick Tock. Geo.

[Alex Thomas]

No, this is not Tick Tock. Am I literally the plot of the Notebook.

[Chris Vega]

The Notebook?

[Alex Thomas]

The Titanic.

[Chris Vega]

Jack Nicholson.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah.

[Chris Vega]

Reeves. The Keanu Reeves guy.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

When Sally Met Harry.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

Come on, Shannon. What do you got to say about this?

[Shannon]

Now, this is your. You're based on like, on television stuff like go talk to a woman.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, you mean the thing that women.

[Chris Vega]

Love to watch are all women whores? Google it, Shannon.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Beauty and the Beast and Gaston.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, look at that.

[Chris Vega]

All the Disney. All.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Every Disney. There's somebody. Prince.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah.

[Chris Vega]

What's her name?

[Alex Thomas]

And then they cheat on them with the dumbass villagers trying to use her as her.

[Chris Vega]

His concubine. And she won't let him.

[Alex Thomas]

We can keep going, Shannon. What else? What can you finally admit that. That we're right?

[Shannon]

Specifically? My answer remains no, it's not going to be. I.

[Alex Thomas]

Okay, maybe not a single woman's fantasy, but like, I'm guessing a woman who's been in a relationship for a while has fantasized. They're not fantasizing about their man.

[Shannon]

Okay, so what I have here is aside from that, how she found out. How she found out that. That he was cheating initially is she posted on Tick Tock one of these stories about her relationship going bad, and then a woman DM'd her on tick Tock and was like, oh, I actually like your husband. Let's Talk about it. And so she sent phone number and she couldn't make the phone call. That's when she found out that her number was blocked along with the 207 other numbers.

[Chris Vega]

This is such a woman thing too. Like, I, your husband. Let's talk about it. Like, I would just be like, I would just go about my day if I saw that. I just.

[Gio Perez]

That's it.

[Alex Thomas]

I'd question. Yeah. If I was her. I'd just sit there, question my own morals. Yeah. And be like, ah, there's nothing worse.

[Gio Perez]

Than trying to do some weird with a chick. And she's like, why do you like that? Explain to me what, what's hot about it to you? Like, ew, go away. You know, what's the least hot thing explaining?

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, explain why. Why you're fucked up, by the way.

[Gio Perez]

According to Google and a study from the University of Vermont, 80% of married women fantasize about men other than their husband. 2015 British company surveyed found 46% of women fantasize about cheating. Czech Republic found a significant percentage of women fantasize about men other than their husband.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, argue with the checks, Shannon.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, I wonder why Shannon did it. Checkmate, bitch. Shannon, why didn't you Google this? You're the one with the computer, huh?

[Shannon]

Question was me. My answer is no. I am not in a relationship, so I am not in one of these studies.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That was the frustrated collection of Chris having a show produced by Harrington. I'm gonna Google it.

[Alex Thomas]

I'll just do it myself.

[Gio Perez]

You ever notice when you look at any of my shows, I have a computer in front of me?

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[Lewis J. Gomez]

All right, let's keep. Actually, let's get plugs out of the way. Hit that plug music. Mr. Thomas. Ellie. What do you want people to check, bud?

[Chris Vega]

What's up, everybody? Follow me on Instagram at silly Selly. I'll have dates there. I don't have any like crazy official shows but follow me on there please. I also do a podcast with Joe Gorman called Super Celly Joe's. It's on all platforms and I have a podcast called yes Offense. I haven't done an episode in a while but I. I will very soon so go check those out. Subscribe where you can.

[Alex Thomas]

Thank oh Follow me on Instagram geo Perez86 geo subscribe to my podcast on YouTube on the gate podcast. And if you're in Atlantic City March 31st at 8pm I'll be at Atlantic City Comedy Club. Come check that out.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Very cool Chris.

[Gio Perez]

Obviously check out High Society Radio here on the Gas Digital Network. Check out Notes of a Goon I put out a half hour a few months ago called Burn after saying that's on the High Society Radio YouTube page. Go check that out and follow me at Chris from Bklyn on Twitter and Instagram. Me and Harrington are hosting Micro Wrestling and we're doing some other stuff with like Armored League Combat and there's some stand updates on there so you'll see that all over there at Chris from Bklyn, Twitter and Instagram.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Hey guys, for all my dates you can go to my social media at ZackisNotFunny or my new Punchup Live. Zack and Miko. I'm gonna be going on a bit of a Canadian run. So April 3, Ottawa. April 4, Montreal. April 5, Cornwall. April 6, Alexandria, Ontario. Then I'm home for a few days and then I'm in Golden Colorado on April 11th and 12th for stand up Anatoma Film Festival.

[Gio Perez]

You're in Golden Corral.

[Alex Thomas]

Yes.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

And after that on the road with JCW. So once again, punch up.live/zach Miko. And if you're listening to the show, head on over to gasdigital.com use the promo code LAZ. You save A$50 a month and you get access to every episode. We've ever done over a thousand real ass podcasts as well as episodes early, uncensored and ad free. And access to all the other great shows on the network plus the racist live chat. So please feel free to hang out and use that promo code. Throw a few bucks our way. It really helps out. And thank you for supporting.

[Chris Vega]

The show is Micro wrestling. Wrestling?

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, I think the, the. The midgets don't mind being called midgets. But it's for pissy pissy whites.

[Chris Vega]

Cool.

[Alex Thomas]

Is that like the same people that make those shittens? Shitting mittens Pissy wipes.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

All right, we got a fun one. I, I, I saw this article yesterday. Indiana teacher accused of gang bang with students. And there's a very interesting element to this.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah.

[Chris Vega]

Is this a woman?

[Gio Perez]

Wait a second. And is it gonna look like a photo negative when we look?

[Alex Thomas]

No, it's gonna look like a midnight spook show with the Sacramento.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

It's even better.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, I, I know. I saw this article.

[Shannon]

Okay, so the woman, 31 years old, Brittany Fortenberry. Apparently, there were four different students that she was reaching out to. How she was able to make this happen was she became friends with their parents, and she also has a son, so it was, like, fine for their kids to be sleeping over at her house. But part of this, quote, gang bang that she wanted to do was to have all of the boys dress up and make them wear scream masks.

[Alex Thomas]

Nice.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, the scream mask is like the new Lucha mask for gang bang things.

[Alex Thomas]

Really?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah. There's a lot of girls that put up content, and if they don't want the dude's face to be out, they do the scream mask.

[Chris Vega]

All because of the move. Yeah, the movie's a big aphrodisiac for these sluts.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

I knew it was a white woman and not a black woman because it was screen mask and not Pooh Shiesty masks. If it was, like, made her students wear Pooh Shisty masks. I'm like, yeah, if it was a.

[Chris Vega]

Leprechaun mask, it would be a black.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

So the, the pictures of her vary. The most recent one of her, I will say, has a touch of Dog the Bounty Hunter to Looks like we get our haircut at the same place.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, she looks skinnier in this one.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, well, she's exhausted.

[Gio Perez]

All that cordio.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, I like how they had to show the mask.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, they had to show the screen mask.

[Chris Vega]

Are you guys just. Anytime you see a woman who's mildly attractive and is like, I'm a teacher. You're just. Your eyebrow raises nowadays.

[Alex Thomas]

Yes.

[Gio Perez]

Oh, dude, I had some.

[Alex Thomas]

They're the new priests. Blonde are the. The new Catholic priest.

[Gio Perez]

Some guys I'm friends with that are, like, older. They, like, they found the Instagram of one of their kids hot teachers. And I just looked at it real quick and followed her, and she followed me back, and they were pissed. She followed me back, like, immediately.

[Alex Thomas]

She's like, who's this?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, no, this poor cuck.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, dude, you know what? That. Has any of you guys seen that movie?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, she does it for me in that.

[Chris Vega]

This looks like the Girl like the rape scene. Dude, this. She has the same aesthetic.

[Alex Thomas]

No, no.

[Chris Vega]

Well, he just.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You don't know.

[Chris Vega]

You don't know what you look like.

[Alex Thomas]

I remember it's the French girl from.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

No, no, no, no, no. We're talking about.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, never mind. I think gray hair, the blue.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, go down.

[Chris Vega]

They're friends.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That blue circle one, that's. Yeah, I think that's the real her.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chris Vega]

I've done way worse.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Gio Perez]

They don't even look like the same lady.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, well, the makeup and the angles in the other one, they do that on their cheeks and make themselves look. Looked thinner.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

So not only was she having them wear screen masks, she plied them all with mushrooms.

[Alex Thomas]

Nice.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

And when they didn't want. When they didn't want mushrooms, apparently grabbed them by the arm and said, just go with it. Did you get any of that, Shannon?

[Gio Perez]

Grab her by the arm and went.

[Shannon]

Yes, yes. Also some of the kids said that she drug them on multiple locations. So she got occasions rather. And they were. They were between 13 and 14 year olds years old.

[Alex Thomas]

The boys, dude, that sounds like a great time for those kids.

[Chris Vega]

For the boys.

[Alex Thomas]

For teacher giving you free mushrooms and pussy.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

And how did she get caught?

[Shannon]

One of the kids ratted her out.

[Alex Thomas]

It's always that one.

[Gio Perez]

Did they. Hold on.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Did he got her out or was he showing off to his boys?

[Gio Perez]

Exactly.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, that's what I mean. An idiot bragging about it. Probably told a girl about it or told the wrong one and told some dudes.

[Gio Perez]

Or was just talking about it on the phone in his room and his mom was walking by.

[Alex Thomas]

Mom heard him.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

Here it says one of the 13 year olds told a police officer that Fort and Berry picked him up and two of his friends brought them hundreds of dollars worth of clothing before taking them back to her house. But I don't know, like what happened before this like police interview.

[Chris Vega]

She bribed him.

[Alex Thomas]

Why was I never molested like this?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

There's only one call you should make and that is the other dudes that were in the gang bang.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

And they pick up the phone and go. Yeah. Who knows? I mean let he who has not run a train cast the first stone. Like listen, man, happens.

[Gio Perez]

Everybody in this room's pitching arm got real tired.

[Alex Thomas]

Like. Like women's fantasy is to be cheating. Men's fantasy is to their hot teacher.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

If you're the husband, you kill yourself, right?

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, 100.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah. Or he probably. He's probably like a simp for her and he's probably like, hey, listen, I.

[Gio Perez]

Don'T believe supposedly that Megan hall still lives in the same house with the same husband.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, the cop.

[Gio Perez]

The cop who all the whole police force.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That's got to be a situation.

[Gio Perez]

She had a $500,000 settlement. Still hasn't done. Only fans. She's like, in college for some other. An article just came out about her.

[Alex Thomas]

Wait, what was this? She got the money.

[Gio Perez]

She had 500 grand. She said the rest of the police department groomed her. She like, six dudes, like, in the break room on a regular basis.

[Alex Thomas]

They groomed her. I like how she likes to play victim. I sucked them all off. I didn't want to.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

No, the only real victim is the actual groom.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

Did you guys see that Escape from Dannemora on Netflix? It's just like a series about how this. The guys that escaped from Clinton facility back.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah. The guy that. Yeah.

[Gio Perez]

Oh, yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

So. So they got Del Toro and that. The guy who played the Riddler in the new Batman. Paul. Yeah. So they have them playing the inmates and they show how they were this lady and she was married to one of the guards or one of like, the guys that worked in the jail.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

He was just like a. Idiot about it. And she's like, no, it's not true. And then she starts accusing him of cheating. She's like, why are you flirting with that girl in reception? Right? Meanwhile, she's getting her back blown out in the embroidery shop. It's insane. It's insane.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Didn't. What's your call it? They like. Didn't they catch the guy dressed as a lady?

[Alex Thomas]

Which guy?

[Gio Perez]

Not the. Oh, no. One of them were like, six, four. The guy who, like, was really piping her down was like.

[Alex Thomas]

Both of them were flipping it down.

[Gio Perez]

He looked like, kind of had like the vibe of that big, goofy looking dude from all those Rob Zombie movies.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Okay.

[Chris Vega]

Okay. Tiny.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Matthew McGrory.

[Alex Thomas]

I knew.

[Chris Vega]

You knew?

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, because they shot both of them. But one of them didn't survive. The first one got killed in the second one he found.

[Gio Perez]

And then there was those kids. What was the. The dude who escaped from the prison upstate. And then one of them made it to Mexico and then had to negotiate his surrender because he realized he didn't speak any Spanish.

[Alex Thomas]

Jesus Christ. And that's not the best place to be if you don't speak English. And he was a white dude.

[Gio Perez]

No, it's black dude. Oh, yeah, because I remember. I only remember he was a black dude because I believe he called his mom who then called Jet. There's multip. Multiple stories that I remember because somebody called somebody in their family who then didn't know who to call. So called Jesse Jackson.

[Alex Thomas]

It's the best person to get. Yeah, Yeah. I always confuse him. What's the other.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, but Jesse Jackson at least negotiated the hostage release from Iran. You know what I mean? Like, he's got credentials.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, but it's not spelled with an A I video United Passenger punches Gate Agent over Multiple cancellations.

[Chris Vega]

I mean, that this seems.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Also seems like might be negotiations for spirit.

[Gio Perez]

That's United.

[Chris Vega]

I've seen this one.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, he put no effort into that punch.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That was the shittiest. That seemed like that hit his jaw a certain way.

[Gio Perez]

Look like Tank Abbott fighting a hobo.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, he held him too.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, he wasn't looking. It's blindsided. Yeah, him.

[Alex Thomas]

And he's a stocky dude.

[Gio Perez]

I mean, still though, right on the button.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, yeah. I caught him right in the jaw.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah. And who hasn't wanted to do that to these all the time?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I. I want to see it one more time. That's a perfect. But it's like he couldn't have done that again if he tried.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chris Vega]

It's like trying to make me feel bad for people getting fired at the irs. Like, you eat and die.

[Gio Perez]

What I don't understand. So the guy stopped him because people are still getting off the plane and he's trying to get on the plane.

[Shannon]

So he was already pissed off. His first plane. His first flight was canceled. Second one was overbooked. This is the third one. He finally got a seat on it, but he's still kind of pissed off about the whole situation. So it said that he was still arguing about it with the gate agent and then lost his patience and just.

[Alex Thomas]

Hit him when he finally got the plane.

[Shannon]

Yeah, he was finally gonna get on the plane.

[Alex Thomas]

I mean, it still probably felt good to knock that out.

[Gio Perez]

I'm sure. But now he's in jail, not anywhere near his house.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah. He could never go on a plane again. Probably for years.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah.

[Chris Vega]

Right. That's. Yeah. They you with that either?

[Alex Thomas]

I mean, the way planes are dropping out the sky right now, who wants.

[Chris Vega]

Not all heroes wear kids with that.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I was thinking about taking a train to Canada.

[Alex Thomas]

I. I'd walk. I cross through the board.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I just figured for the amount of time it takes to go to the airport, get ready for like, probably three hours each way with the ride, I might as well just take a long bus ride if it's going to be a negotiable amount of time. And I can just like relax and read a book.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

And not stuck.

[Gio Perez]

You bring a switch or something?

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, yeah, bring a switch. Scream mask.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

Blonde teachers.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Listen.

[Gio Perez]

And the boss. You won't have a trouble. Any trouble at the border. I bet if you drove to or from Canada, you'd have an issue at the border coming back. Yeah, like it was funny. I got stopped. I would take. I drove to Montreal. Car had a black eyed, an Asian guy in it. Came back, we got thrown into a room while they tossed the car. I get in, it was another black dude I knew with his whole family was the only other people getting their car talk coming back from Montreal.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, well, if you go, you drive up, they're gonna. They're just gonna want to look at you too. They're like, get out.

[Alex Thomas]

Check him out.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, let's see how much of him gets out of his car.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I did hear a very recent.

[Gio Perez]

Sir, I believe your airbag deployed.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I did hear sounds like.

[Alex Thomas]

I'm sorry. Pulls down his shirt.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Excuse me. Of a wrestler friend who just retired and getting pulled over at the border. And everyone's trying to lie their way through the border.

[Gio Perez]

Oh yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Our good friend D. Yeah. Who go. And they went, well, what's your wrestling name? And he went, yo, homicide. And they're like, oh, what's your move? And in border patrol he goes, the cop killer. I missed a 187 homicide. He started doing a promo in fucking.

[Alex Thomas]

Dude, that's great.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

At the border they. They stopped him for a few days.

[Alex Thomas]

At that point I would have just improv.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

All right, let's get out. Let's finish this up strong. I mean. Yeah, let's. Oh well, first of all, when anyone was wondering why no one checked on Gene Hack. Gene Hackman. Yeah, they left him alone. Gene Hackman, kids not mentioned in will.

[Alex Thomas]

Nice.

[Gio Perez]

Had a will.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Had a will. And let's see where it all went.

[Chris Vega]

You gotta work for it.

[Shannon]

So apparently everybody that was listed on his will have died since he originally created the will. And then any extra money was supposed to go to charity. Same for his wife. So it seems like they hated their kids. But at this point. So because she died first, that's allowing now for them to put somebody as like executor of the estate. And now the kids are probably going to split what they have.

[Gio Perez]

Oh. Because they assumed so he was enough older than her. So the assumption was that he would die first. But because she died first and everything would have been left to Her.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

So from some weird rat disease, right?

[Shannon]

Yeah, Hantavirus.

[Gio Perez]

A what?

[Shannon]

Hantavirus.

[Gio Perez]

I was gonna say panda virus. I was like, I know. He had an Asian wife and then.

[Shannon]

He died about a week later from cardiovascular disease.

[Alex Thomas]

So he was traveling and he got that.

[Gio Perez]

No, he was 95 and had dementia. She got that shit from like a prairie dog in a backyard or some shit.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, she dropped dead.

[Alex Thomas]

Right.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

They left one of the dogs in the crate and he had dementia and wandered around the house for a few days. Probably was on heart medicine and didn't know to take it.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Or didn't remember to take it.

[Alex Thomas]

So she was dead for a couple days before him.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

A week.

[Gio Perez]

She's. He's a lot older. He was 95. Had severe dementia. Dementia. I don't know if you've seen the pictures of Gene Hackman from shortly before he died. It's like you kind of go, oh, all right.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, he's not. He was just wandering around, I guess, not knowing what was. That's gotta suck to find your dead wife every day. A few times a day.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah. Don't even think. Don't even think to get yourself tattooed. So you remember it in the morning.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah. You did not kill her memento.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, he looks unwell. Yeah, dude, he looks God damn.

[Gio Perez]

I mean, there's a good chance he was just like sitting in the same chair watching C Span himself until he died.

[Alex Thomas]

Watching his old movie the Heist over.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

And over again, to be honest. That's a good woman for taking care of him into that.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, of course.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

She was in her six. She was still pretty, she was still vibrant. Yeah, that's a good woman taking. Either that or she was going, I'm getting all this guy's money. There's. These kids are out.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, but they were her kids, right?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I thought they were his kids.

[Gio Perez]

I think they're both. They've been together a long time. There's pictures of them from like when he was still making movies together.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Okay. Yeah, I was on a. I didn't.

[Shannon]

Know they had kids together since 95.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah. So I imagine so. At least some of the kids. But it's also like, by the way, it's atrocious if you have parents that. First of all, parents are gonna leave you that much money that. And you're not helping take care of your ailing father. Fly home. I don't know where you live, but you're a piece of. For not helping your fucking dementia riddled father and 65 year old mother. Like you're A fucking garbage human.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I mean, they had the money to hire somebody.

[Gio Perez]

You know who you need? I don't know. She's 65. I don't know what her mental capacity is. The kids are supposed to be working that out. Like you grew up with Lex Luthor as your dad, help him out while he's fucking dying. It's not. He was a piece of.

[Chris Vega]

He wasn't really a bald Lex Luthor.

[Gio Perez]

There, so, you know, was in Royal. Tannin bombs, French Connection.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

But they, like a lot of those rich kids, end up having turmoil with their parents and. Because, you know, a lot of them were raised spoiled. They got older.

[Chris Vega]

They were titled Grateful.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah. So look how. Look at 50 Cent in his firstborn, his son. All they do is just clash on social media.

[Gio Perez]

Is a kid gay?

[Alex Thomas]

No, he's. He's just a little 50. He's a little. Compared to 50.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

I would imagine he's a. But he's still. You know what I mean? He's seems like a good kid, but because of his. His relationship with the mother, they'll never get along.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Ice Cube son pops off a lot online.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah. But I think he has a good relationship with his father, but that's because they're light skinned.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Ice Cube son pops off a lot. He's an opinionated boy.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, yeah. He takes.

[Alex Thomas]

I mean, he gets it from his father, but, you know, I remember, I think it was him and Schultz got into it over that Kendrick thing.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

And he goes like. He's like, ah. What kind of man talks about raping another man? He's like, yo, listen to your father's song called no Vaseline, which means butt rape with no lubricants. Which is one of the top, you know, top ten disc records.

[Chris Vega]

Yep. Yeah, it's up there. Hell, yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

You guys been seeing Kanye's rants recently?

[Chris Vega]

Oh, yeah.

[Gio Perez]

Dave Blunts. That I thought was pretty.

[Chris Vega]

I'm gonna get them tattooed on.

[Alex Thomas]

I don't know who Dave Blunt is.

[Gio Perez]

Dave Blunt is the big fat guy, the camp.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, yes.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

The first time I saw that.

[Gio Perez]

Who I'm a huge fan of, by the way.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

The first time I saw can't put down the Cup. I just had the captions on. I have audio on. And I thought he was literally so fat he was complaining that he could not put the cup on the floor.

[Alex Thomas]

But yeah, I can't put down the cupcakes.

[Gio Perez]

Connie actually made a salient point where it was like rolling loud. Said he couldn't perform one song because he says, lady Boy in it or something. He's allowed to leave all the gun stuff in. It's pretty weird.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Gunt.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Gio Perez]

I hope he leaves that.

[Alex Thomas]

I mean, like, he's batshit. But he does make a lot of good points when he's on these fucking psycho rants and shit. Even though he's misspelling half the stuff.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

You know, like, he's like, yo, Diddy. He was like. He's like, nobody was saying anything about Diddy Davis. Fine. Until he started suing that French company. And then two weeks later, the Cassie video, you know, all the stuff from Cassie comes out. And I said that a while ago. It was all. I'm like, you're going at a country that a company that's been around for like 700 years.

[Gio Perez]

It. Nestle.

[Alex Thomas]

No, it's like some French liquor company.

[Gio Perez]

Okay.

[Alex Thomas]

I think it's probably like owned by the Rothschilds or some shit, because it's like a. Like some European shit.

[Gio Perez]

Is it a cognac company?

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, something like that. It's a liquor. It's a spirit company.

[Gio Perez]

Okay.

[Alex Thomas]

I think that. But that's the people that owned that he was in partnership with. And then as soon as he started like, hey, I'm suing you guys because you guys are not giving me what I deserve. Then all of a sudden, the protection stopped and everybody started coming out for it. So Kanye was saying, that hat. He goes like, they did the same to me as soon as I started talking about small hats.

[Gio Perez]

How funny is he Adidas? He's got my money. He's got an iced out schwa sticker that was definitely made by one.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that Lemaire said that on. I think Matt and Shane's like, you know how hard it was to find the jeweler to make that.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, he's got to have some sort of. Well, you got sanity left in him. If he could find somebody to make that.

[Alex Thomas]

You got Arabs that do jewelry. So it wasn't that hard. Yeah, we got some Middle Eastern guys that. That dabble in that.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Can you make the Windows 95 logo and then you just knock a few panels out?

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That'S how I would do it.

[Alex Thomas]

And this. Oh, I love this video.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, God.

[Alex Thomas]

Because he's clearly trolling.

[Chris Vega]

I. I raised 10%.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Didn't he suggest that the Kardashians are involved in child trafficking?

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, yeah. 100% believe him.

[Chris Vega]

You said Jay Z's kids are. That's my favorite one.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Can you bring up some Kanye? Twitter?

[Chris Vega]

He was like, really? Look at him.

[Alex Thomas]

Classic.

[Chris Vega]

He's like they never show their first point. Oh, they're so funny. I love it.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You know what we should do? We should set up a game. Shannon, can we set up a game for Friday's episode where we take tweets and we put them with no photo? It's Kanye or Kumia.

[Alex Thomas]

I would know Kanye right away because he. Yeah, it's all caps. He doesn't use punctuations. He double spaces.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Okay.

[Alex Thomas]

And he misspells a lot of words.

[Gio Perez]

Yes.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Quick, bring up Kanye's Twitter.

[Shannon]

Yeah, I'm trying to look. It looks like he took some of them down.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, go on, go on, go on. World star academics, they have them in threads.

[Gio Perez]

Nice.

[Chris Vega]

That's so just like proofreader rants.

[Alex Thomas]

They do all the work for you, Shannon.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

All right, you know what? Let's move on. Let's. Does it live? Roof collapses during St. Patty's celebration.

[Chris Vega]

I hope no one lives.

[Gio Perez]

I agree.

[Alex Thomas]

Does it live or does it die?

[Shannon]

Jared, Here you go.

[Chris Vega]

All right, let's.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh.

[Chris Vega]

All right. All righty. They got the gogs or whatever the.

[Alex Thomas]

Ooh. It was definitely a death.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Gio Perez]

This is Philly, right?

[Chris Vega]

That's folded. Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

There's definitely a death to somebody under. Definitely died.

[Chris Vega]

Someone got folded. Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

I. I say multiple deaths and a lot of.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Was that a pre made structure? Was that a structure just for this party?

[Shannon]

No, it was part of the. Part of the building.

[Alex Thomas]

It was like, oh, yeah, they deserved it.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, but that's like, not meant to be a porch.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, that's not. That was just a. A. Like an awning. Basically.

[Chris Vega]

People under got up. The people on top. I feel like whatever.

[Alex Thomas]

The people on top, there's some that got injured, probably broke. But the people on the bot. There's somebody on the bot, Somebody died, hit in the head and got dropped. So I think three deaths, about 18 injuries. All right, that's my final answer.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Thomas Valley.

[Chris Vega]

I. I'll. You know, I'll. I'll do five deaths and 20 injuries.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I.

[Gio Perez]

It's got to be more. I think eight deaths.

[Alex Thomas]

Just go five and a half. Just.

[Gio Perez]

I think it's gonna be eight.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

25 injuries, zero deaths. Luck of the drunks.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, it's true.

[Alex Thomas]

I didn't factor that in.

[Shannon]

Okay, so there were 13 minor injuries. Three. Three are in serious condition. Zero were killed.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Wow.

[Gio Perez]

That looks brutal.

[Chris Vega]

I think you're right. 100 drunk. I didn't even.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, cuz I think it's the same as, like when you get in a car.

[Gio Perez]

No, but in a car accident, they say Your body's loose. But like, that thing landed on people's heads.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, but then they're just. They just go down. They probably. They're not like.

[Gio Perez]

No, but like, all right, when you get into a car accident yout're strapped in, there's an airbag. Like, you might not if. Because you're loose, you might not. Your neck's not gonna snap, so you're not gonna get a concussion. Like, you might not hit the dash. You might go through the window. Like, that was a roof landing on.

[Alex Thomas]

A motherfucker's head with a bunch of people. Not just a roof. A roof filled with like, at least 40 people.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, that's crazy to me.

[Alex Thomas]

Young adults. You know what I mean? That. So that had to be like, at least what, fucking £4,000?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Maybe they all just got pressed into little green hats and shoes that waddled out.

[Alex Thomas]

They became leprechauns.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

United Airlines crew members. Sweet. Act as passengers. Wait to disembark. Flight divides travelers. We all travel enough. I bet this, whatever it is, would annoy the shit.

[Chris Vega]

Is this showtime on a plane?

[Gio Perez]

Well, especially if they're using the thing and I'm just like, oh, I could fucking watch the last five minutes of this fucking movie.

[Chris Vega]

Like, dude, I wouldn't really mind this. I'm a man of class, Believe it or not.

[Alex Thomas]

That was goombert. What's his name? Jeff.

[Gio Perez]

No, I don't want this on the subway. I don't want this on a plane.

[Alex Thomas]

That's the stewardess.

[Gio Perez]

I don't want this on a train. I do not like this. Sam. I am.

[Alex Thomas]

Wait, is he a passenger?

[Gio Perez]

Flight attendant.

[Chris Vega]

Stewart Steward is the only time.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Sky waitress.

[Chris Vega]

I'm not gonna wish death. I. I like a good violin. I like when a mariachi. I like when the mariachis are on the subway. I don't know why. I hate showtime. I hate spoken word. I hate the rappers, all that. But I don't mind.

[Gio Perez]

We get it. You don't like black.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

There's a theme here.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I think I'm fine. If he does.

[Gio Perez]

Why are we kicking the hard working.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Ones out of the country if he just does the one song and like. All right, enjoy your flight. Yeah, I'm fine with it.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, but he did multiple songs.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I have no idea. Shannon was.

[Shannon]

It was while they were disembarking.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, so he's in the way now too? Relax.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

This. No, that's when they're.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, when they're leaving.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, okay, right when they're taking off or something.

[Gio Perez]

No, that's when you're getting off.

[Shannon]

Yeah. Where they were getting off the plane.

[Gio Perez]

I don't want that either.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

It might have been, but you know the thing they do where they taxi before you're allowed to get up.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, okay.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I'd be fine with that. Yeah, that's as long as he's not blocking the way when you're trying to get up.

[Gio Perez]

I think that one I'd be fine with it. But like, again, if I'm like watching the last couple of minutes of a movie and you start playing, it's the same thing. Like if I'm reading on the subway and you start playing mariachi music, I'm like, enough.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah. If he starts landing and doing that, I'm gonna be like, all right, are we going down now? Is this the Titanic? Yeah, yeah, keep playing, keep playing.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I'm fine. I think. I think that one's acceptable.

[Chris Vega]

How much is that?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

If he had done it a bunch. Yes.

[Gio Perez]

But if he had a cup, I'd be furious.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yes, that too.

[Alex Thomas]

I was asking for a tip after. I'm pretty sure some people have tips. Tipped him. He's probably done it, gotten tipped. He's like, oh, let me keep doing this.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

All right, let's do one more before we get out of here. Well paid NYPD detective plays a stripper in rap video.

[Gio Perez]

Oh, I see.

[Chris Vega]

It's a girl.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah. Okay, guess her race.

[Chris Vega]

You never know. Hispanic.

[Gio Perez]

Shannon, the rapper said they had no idea she was a cop. They were trying to save their street cred.

[Shannon]

Pull it up, I'm going to show it to you.

[Chris Vega]

See this woman's ass?

[Alex Thomas]

One of the lyrics got NYPD twerking. Yes. Yeah.

[Chris Vega]

Hispanic.

[Alex Thomas]

No, that's not Hispanic.

[Chris Vega]

No, she's full black. She's light skinned.

[Alex Thomas]

I'll tell you right now.

[Gio Perez]

She's attractive.

[Alex Thomas]

I thought that was Jeezy.

[Chris Vega]

Oh, yeah, she's mixed. She's mixed.

[Alex Thomas]

She could be black or white or like Puerto Rican. And black.

[Gio Perez]

By the way, also this dude. Not famous.

[Alex Thomas]

Correct. Oh, she got the bbl.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah. It's not real, but, you know, it.

[Alex Thomas]

Used to be her stomach, so it's still her. It's still natural.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I mean, that is lady cop ass.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah. Nah, no, no, no. Lady cops don't have asses.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

No, lady cops have giant asses. Well, maybe car that belt around when they pull the belt up.

[Alex Thomas]

No.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, it's unflattering pants. You're not used to seeing asses in unflattering pants.

[Alex Thomas]

Maybe an nypd, But Suffolk cops all the. All the women don't have asses.

[Gio Perez]

Oh, yeah. Come on. Suffolk.

[Shannon]

And.

[Alex Thomas]

And, well, maybe white. White cops don't have asses.

[Gio Perez]

Some of them do.

[Shannon]

No, her last name is Mercado. I don't know if that helps.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, that's Spanish.

[Gio Perez]

Italian.

[Alex Thomas]

No, that's Spanish. Does she look Italian to you? Maybe Sicilian.

[Gio Perez]

Shannon's Italian.

[Alex Thomas]

Shannon's an enigma. Well, she's a.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yeah, she's beautiful.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah. Did she get fired or anything?

[Gio Perez]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

So initially they were like, oh, it's no big deal. Like, she's. She's probably not getting paid for this. They don't list her name on it. And so in the first articles about it, they were saying, it's fine what she does when she's not on the clock. But then in articles since then, they're saying that she was on in the sex crimes unit and she's been removed from all that because they feel like this isn't a good look for that.

[Gio Perez]

Well, I think.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Think.

[Gio Perez]

All right to be. I think that's fair. As long as she didn't take a pay cut and it didn't affect her pension or benefits. You can move somebody from department to department. She's not on, like, desk duty or something. Like, they didn't put her into, like, a worse position. If she's still a detective, like, fine. Who cares?

[Alex Thomas]

They just took off her Sex crimes.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah, that.

[Shannon]

That's what it says. It doesn't. It doesn't say if she was demoted. It just says she was removed from the cases she was working on. The sex crimes unit, they put her.

[Alex Thomas]

In drugs, and it's like, all right, now arrest your friends. Yeah, go. Go set up. The guys you were dancing for.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah. Who were laundering money through that music video.

[Alex Thomas]

That garbage ass music.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, that was pretty bad. Yeah, the ass was good. Music bad. And I think that's. It's a good place.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

By the way, the amount when I bring up Gracie Bond on here every time Lewis is like, that's disgusting. No guy wants that. And I just get DMS for people that are like. Like, hey, where do I find that sex tape?

[Alex Thomas]

Who is that? Gracie Bonding.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I'm obsessed with the giant ass.

[Gio Perez]

You definitely know who this is if you see her.

[Alex Thomas]

No, I don't know who that is. Could you bring her up?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

No, I've definitely. I never shut up about her.

[Chris Vega]

I haven't heard this. Yeah. Oh, that's a lot. Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, okay. So what's his name with her? That Internet dude? The info Casat.

[Chris Vega]

It's not real.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

No, no.

[Alex Thomas]

No, no, no. It's. It's mostly real. It's mostly.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

She was like £300.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, she was fat and she got the tummy tuck. So that's just a big girl with a small waist. Yeah, because you see her arms are.

[Chris Vega]

Still kind of a little chubby mentally. Those girls never recover from being like that. Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

The one place you can't get fat sucked out of is your brain.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, I know it. I've dated one.

[Alex Thomas]

That's insane. It looks like a Pixar character. Coco 2.

[Chris Vega]

That's a lot, Zach. That's a lot, dude.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

I think we're also assuming she's tall.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, she's.

[Alex Thomas]

No, she's short. Yeah, she's short.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

So it's a lot less big than you. It just. The whole thing's wonderful.

[Gio Perez]

Dude, I'm fine with all this, dude.

[Alex Thomas]

Like, if I would like for me to. With her, I'm like, you would have to. She would have to shower like an hour before.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Alex Thomas]

Cuz anything past six hours has to. Has to get.

[Gio Perez]

So just get a Super Silk at 200.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Gio Perez]

Open.

[Alex Thomas]

Cuz I don't even think it would reach.

[Shannon]

Yeah, it says she's 5, 6 online. I'm not sure.

[Chris Vega]

You got to get in the crevices of that. Dude, There's. Yeah, there's.

[Alex Thomas]

But that would be fun to like, hug her.

[Gio Perez]

And by the way, you guys both sound fucking gay right now, and I don't like it.

[Chris Vega]

No, no, I'm not saying. I'm just agreeing with the super Soaker. You just got to spray it out.

[Alex Thomas]

Why? Because I like a clean. Yeah, no, no, I think it's just.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

It's not necessarily that it's the most ideal. It's just that there's so much.

[Gio Perez]

It's novel.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Shannon, would you fuck Girth Master?

[Shannon]

I have to look him up.

[Chris Vega]

I would definitely.

[Gio Perez]

Like, this is gonna come up real fast.

[Chris Vega]

I'd lay into her.

[Gio Perez]

We're gonna get this real quick.

[Chris Vega]

One of those.

[Alex Thomas]

Still no kind of Twitter, but Girth Master.

[Chris Vega]

Shannon, tell us what you think.

[Shannon]

How do we know how tall he's. I like his height.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

He's huge.

[Shannon]

Oh, my God. I don't bring it up.

[Gio Perez]

Would you try Shannon?

[Chris Vega]

Would you try Guy?

[Alex Thomas]

I thought that was Shannon.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

That's.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah, there you go. I'm not gay.

[Alex Thomas]

I was like, send Zelensky more money, dude.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You got to see the ones where it's the. The hell?

[Gio Perez]

You got to see it in a lady.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

You got to see it in a lady. It's wild.

[Alex Thomas]

Oh, this Guy's gooning, she can't even.

[Chris Vega]

Get her fingers around in.

[Gio Perez]

He's going to hurt.

[Shannon]

This lady never puts it in anything.

[Chris Vega]

What the hell?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah, he does. That's just two ladies. Oh.

[Gio Perez]

What?

[Alex Thomas]

There you go.

[Gio Perez]

Damn, she's tiny too.

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Yo, Girth Master rules.

[Gio Perez]

Yeah. Hell yeah. He's the master.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

And it's four lady. It's lady porn. Like.

[Alex Thomas]

I'm not you.

[Chris Vega]

I'm not. Not impressed by the way.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

We all lost. We all lost words for.

[Alex Thomas]

Yeah, cuz these is hot. Yeah.

[Chris Vega]

I was about to say the girls are hot, man. Can you guys leave? Can we leave? Or we can all get like covers and throw them over each other.

[Gio Perez]

You got Girth Master on the phone.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Hey, kid, Girth Master on the horn. Keep Girth Master.

[Alex Thomas]

Get him on a zoom.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Can you give Girth Master a ring, a ding doodle?

[Gio Perez]

Just tell him we like his work.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Just tell him we're big fans.

[Chris Vega]

Oh, he's a slut.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Shannon, that's a. That's a. That's a tall boy.

[Alex Thomas]

Can you get a video with him and that girl?

[Chris Vega]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

Height.

[Chris Vega]

Pull it up.

[Shannon]

I'm going to. I just want to look up how tall he is.

[Alex Thomas]

Scroll down a little.

[Chris Vega]

I want to see the pink haired girl thing. Shannon.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Hold on. Shannon's trying to Google with one hand right now.

[Shannon]

Oh, he's 66 and Australian.

[Alex Thomas]

Six.

[Chris Vega]

Six my girthy penis.

[Alex Thomas]

Hi, mate.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Shannon, How'd you like.

[Gio Perez]

Look at Shannon touching her chin. Look at her.

[Alex Thomas]

Hey, Shannon, you ever seen a the size of a foster bear?

[Lewis J. Gomez]

Bolsters. It's Australian. All right, that's it. Thanks, guys.

[Chris Vega]

Hell yeah.

[Lewis J. Gomez]

We will see you this Wednesday. Shout out. Love you, Lewis. Have fun on the road, buddy. And we will see you this Wednesday here on Lewis and Zach.