0049. Mike Figs, Dave Temple, Andrew Packer and Pete Angelo

Summary

The Luis and Zac Show - Episode 0049 Summary

Release Date: March 30, 2025

Guests: Mike Figs, Dave Temple, Andrew Packer, Pete Angelo
Hosts: Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico
Network: GaS Digital Network

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1. Introduction and Guest Welcomes [00:41 – 02:43]

Zac Amico opens the episode by introducing the guests: Pete Angelo, Mikey Figs, Dave Temple, and Andrew Packer. Despite the absence of Luis Gomez, Zac ensures a lively start with his signature humor.

• Zac Amico [00:41]: "That's right, feeling good on a Wednesday. It's your other boy, the international superstar Zac Amico coming at you here on the Lewis and Zach show sans Lewis."

2. Discussion on Joe Gatto’s Allegations [02:43 – 22:34]

The conversation shifts to recent scandals involving Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers. The hosts scrutinize Joe's sudden announcement to leave the show, citing personal reasons, which raised suspicions among fans.

• Zach Amico [04:12]: "So, first of all, and I want you, everyone's opinion. Peter Angelo: I'm Team Delia. Let's just get that straight."

The panel discusses leaked episodes and altered content on platforms like Reddit, suggesting Joe's misconduct may have been the real reason behind his departure. They delve into specific incidents where Joe allegedly engaged in inappropriate behavior with underage individuals.

• Dave Temple [05:52]: "Yeah, buddy."

3. Sexual Harassment and Workplace Dynamics [22:34 – 25:04]

The hosts critique workplace sexual harassment trainings, highlighting their ineffectiveness and the ambiguous nature of policies that leave much to personal interpretation.

• Zach Amico [23:18]: "If you worked on a reality show with black characters and they use the N word, can you request to not have to do work on episodes where they say things that affect."

They emphasize the frustration among employees who must navigate these vague guidelines, leading to confusion and unintentional infractions.

4. Personal Anecdotes and Comedic Stories [25:04 – 58:00]

Transitioning from serious discussions, the hosts and guests share humorous personal stories about their experiences with intoxicated individuals, travel mishaps, and the challenges of maintaining professionalism in comedic settings.

• Zach Amico [33:02]: "I could think of a time where I left a bar with a young lady many moons ago, and I was sitting in her living room and she came out of the bathroom completely naked."

• Dave Temple [32:46]: "I was sober for like three years... And that actually helped me stop drinking because I'm like, I was doing that. Like, I was doing that kind of stuff while I was drunk."

These stories provide a blend of relatability and humor, showcasing the hosts' and guests' versatility in handling various life situations.

5. Comedic Skits and Fictional Scenarios [58:00 – 84:07]

A fictional and highly humorous skit unfolds where Joe Gatto is portrayed as being attacked by his dog, Moose. This segment exaggerates real-life stressors in a comedic fashion, highlighting the show's penchant for blending reality with satire.

• Joe Gatto [66:33]: "I felt like I am fighting for my life here. Like, I feel like if this dog gets up, he is going to kill me."

• Peter Angelo [73:37]: "He looks really familiar."

The skit employs over-the-top scenarios to entertain the audience while subtly addressing the pressures faced by public figures like Joe Gatto.

6. Final Stories and Wrap-Up [84:07 – 87:31]

The episode concludes with more light-hearted banter and reflections on the stories shared. The hosts encourage listeners to support their friends' ventures and promote upcoming shows and tours.

• Zach Amico [86:25]: "All right, guys, we're gonna wrap it up there. Thank you so much for tuning in. And we will be back live this Friday."

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Notable Quotes:

• Zach Amico [03:38]: "Team Gatto."
• Dave Temple [05:52]: "Yeah, buddy."
• Zach Amico [23:18]: "If you worked on a reality show with black characters and they use the N word, can you request to not have to do work on episodes where they say things that affect."
• Joe Gatto [66:33]: "I felt like I am fighting for my life here. Like, I feel like if this dog gets up, he is going to kill me."
• Zach Amico [86:25]: "All right, guys, we're gonna wrap it up there. Thank you so much for tuning in."

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Summary:

In Episode 0049 of The Luis and Zac Show, hosts Luis Gomez and Zac Amico engage with guests Mike Figs, Dave Temple, Andrew Packer, and Pete Angelo to discuss the recent allegations against Joe Gatto of Impractical Jokers. The conversation delves into the timeline of Joe's personal and professional life, scrutinizing his sudden departure from the show amidst rumors of misconduct. Transitioning from serious topics, the episode features a plethora of humorous personal anecdotes and fictional skits that showcase the hosts' comedic prowess. The fictional portrayal of Joe Gatto being attacked by his dog Moose adds a satirical twist, blending reality with humor to entertain the audience. The episode wraps up with heartfelt thanks and promotions for upcoming shows, maintaining the show's signature blend of candid conversation and unfiltered comedy.

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Transcript

[Zach Amico]

Fill her up.

[Mikey Figs]

You're listening to the GAS Digital Network.

[Peter Angelo]

He got Zakamiko, red dot, head shot. Eat a sniper. The Puerto Rican point guard striking like a viper.

[Dave Temple]

And it came to attack.

[Peter Angelo]

Spilling crack on the track.

[Zach Amico]

That's right, feeling good on a Wednesday. It's your other boy, the international superstar Zach Amico coming at you here on the Lewis and Zach show sans Lewis. Lewis is out in Austin right now, but I'm holding down the four. And I have a cavalcade of very funny comics joining me today. To my left, the co host of the Thing is Ding and Fake Talk, it's Mikey Figs.

[Peter Angelo]

What's up, Zachy? Happy to be here, baby.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you for being here, man. You're a fucking real fucking good guy and I love you a lot. Good fucking guy.

[Peter Angelo]

Are we gonna fucking kiss? Let's just kiss right now.

[Zach Amico]

Just letting you know I appreciate having you here across the table. Fucking great, dudes. We've got my buddy and recent Kill Tony. Fuck non retarded Kill Tony success story. Whoa. I know that's the one. Holy moly, it's Peter Angelo.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah.

[Mikey Figs]

Thanks for having me back.

[Zach Amico]

Ironically, you're the one who most looks like they would pet a thing to death.

[Mikey Figs]

Yeah, for sure. For sure. I was in the green room before and I was like, there's a lot of handicapped people in here.

[Zach Amico]

What is the handicapped parking situation at?

[Mikey Figs]

Kill time just filled up. I'm like, how'd you get up here.

[Zach Amico]

In that wheelchair next to him from no need for apologies. Also here on the network, it's our good friend Dave Temple.

[Dave Temple]

What's going on? Zach, baby, how you doing?

[Zach Amico]

I'm doing great, man. Good to see you, pal.

[Dave Temple]

Same here. I love this positive energy that you emote on everyone now. You know what I mean? You must know something.

[Zach Amico]

Nope.

[Dave Temple]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Lewis isn't here. I. I think you're mistaken freedom for positive energy. And that's of course, Louis, we love you very much. I know you're listening and I don't want to on you, pal. And across the table from me from Laugh it off with Andrew Packer, it's our friend Andrew Packer. Hey, how you doing, buddy?

[Andrew Packer]

Good. Thanks for having me.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you for being here. How you doing today, brother?

[Andrew Packer]

I'm chilling, feeling good, had my coffee and this is the first thing I'm doing today. Hell yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Hell yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Hell yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

Just some affirmat, huh?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. Get through the episode.

[Peter Angelo]

I'm funny.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. People like me, we're going to be good. I have way too many days off. And it got a little dark.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, buddy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Too many days. Started getting a little nocturnal. So I'm happy to be back at the swing of things. One person who's having a tough week. Joe Gatto from the Impractical Jokers.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

The other shoe is finally dropped.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I think we found out why. They became a threesome a few years ago. I think now it's finally getting out. Shannon, what do we. I know we've got. There was one girl who was on TikTok. I saw that one.

[Mikey Figs]

Which.

[Peter Angelo]

That one's, like, kind of iffy. I mean, well, compared to anyone that's.

[Dave Temple]

Broken on Tick Tock, all cases on Tick Tock seem iffy, don't they?

[Peter Angelo]

She kept messaging back. She went to his hotel. This chicken.

[Zach Amico]

So, first of all, and I want you, everyone's opinion.

[Peter Angelo]

I'm Team Delia. Let's just get that straight.

[Zach Amico]

Sure. I've always been Team Delia. If you have vanishing DMS on.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You shouldn't be able to screenshot those.

[Mikey Figs]

There's the whole point of them. Yeah, it's like that.

[Zach Amico]

You shouldn't be able to, like, Snapchat. If you tried to screenshot either you couldn't. Or it would message the person.

[Peter Angelo]

Yes. It meant. Yeah. It lets them know.

[Mikey Figs]

Yeah. Oh, okay.

[Zach Amico]

So I think real breach of trust by Instagram, here is Joe Gotto.

[Peter Angelo]

Married.

[Shannon]

Yes.

[Peter Angelo]

Family.

[Zach Amico]

So here's the. Here's the thing. We'll go over the timeline.

[Peter Angelo]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

As far as I know, it's called Godo. A couple years ago, when he left the show, it was. He just came out, said, I'm leaving the show to pursue other project to spend more time with my family.

[Mikey Figs]

Pursue another project.

[Zach Amico]

All right.

[Peter Angelo]

Young pussy.

[Zach Amico]

Also, my wife and I have amicably separated.

[Mikey Figs]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Then immediately announces a comedy tour. So I'm going to spend more time with my family. That immediately just hits the fucking road hard.

[Mikey Figs]

It's secret families.

[Zach Amico]

I think obviously it was at that point somebody knew something was up. Because if you go deep into Reddit, a bunch of episodes got scrubbed from the show. And it would be anything where it was him and a woman.

[Peter Angelo]

Fuck.

[Zach Amico]

So it was like one where he was like, giving. Asking for massages anytime. He was, like, kind of flirting with a lady.

[Peter Angelo]

But they kept the one with the mashed potato, right?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Scooby, that's fine.

[Peter Angelo]

Nobody got diddled on that one.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, not that I know of.

[Peter Angelo]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

So now it seems like that went by. This chick comes out 19th at the time, says she met him in a meet and greet and he gave her and her mom backstage passes to see him.

[Peter Angelo]

It's pretty sweet. Meet and greet.

[Dave Temple]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

He then messages her and she goes to his hotel room for the meat.

[Andrew Packer]

In Greek.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, for the Greek meat.

[Zach Amico]

And she claims that they fooled around against her will and she was drunk, which, by the way, you were 19. That means you're breaking the law and you should go to jail.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

Team Gatto.

[Dave Temple]

And she broke this on TikTok.

[Zach Amico]

She gave this story the only thing that's rough. And she posted a picture of her hiney with a big bruise on it and said that he bit her.

[Shannon]

I have a little bit. I think that this is like a compiled TikTok video. I don't think it's original, but I'll show you this.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, she took it down too.

[Shannon]

Yeah. And then I'll show you the butt picture after there.

[Zach Amico]

Pause.

[Mikey Figs]

What a ghoul.

[Shannon]

I don't know.

[Peter Angelo]

It was everyone's favorite.

[Zach Amico]

Wait, did you mean one of the five of us would have Cut back, Go back. Okay. She's, she looks super young, very young looking.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

She doesn't look like, like a s.

[Zach Amico]

I think that might be one of the reasons people are going, she's like a young girl. Ham on this one. She does. She, she looks pretty.

[Peter Angelo]

She looks young. But 19 is legal in terms of.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he ain't breaking laws.

[Peter Angelo]

He ain't breaking the laws. Thank you for being.

[Dave Temple]

And I don't think he's ever had 19 year old tail thrown at him. Right.

[Zach Amico]

At this point. The guys on TV a lot.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. It took him getting there. Like at 19, he wasn't getting 19 year olds.

[Peter Angelo]

They weren't sure he was doing improv.

[Dave Temple]

Right.

[Peter Angelo]

Nothing was happening. So.

[Dave Temple]

Ye, yeah, that's true.

[Zach Amico]

He was doing sketch comedy with Fat Sal.

[Peter Angelo]

He was doing Zip Zap Z. A bunch of dumb.

[Dave Temple]

Right. If anything, this guy missed out on his childhood.

[Zach Amico]

Making up for lost time.

[Peter Angelo]

It's a classic Jackson case.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. Hey, listen, sometimes you get older and then you get high school fever and you got to make up for the time you lost.

[Peter Angelo]

All right, Team got him still. Team got him. Team got him. So far.

[Mikey Figs]

I, I don't imagine there's a part of this story that's going to make you not.

[Peter Angelo]

It's going to be like a army hammer moment. We're going to switch over.

[Andrew Packer]

I, I, I like where you started with blaming Mark Zuckerberg for not, you know, causing these messages. To vanish. Because, I mean, Mark Zuckerberg, we've seen him rebrand as a full boy and now he's not even protecting the boys that he emulates. I don't even. I don't think that's fair.

[Zach Amico]

Am I crazy or was Facebook originally to rank women? Women? Yeah, yeah, come on.

[Peter Angelo]

It was called something. It was like not hot or not, but it had a name.

[Zach Amico]

It had something else, but I think it was to rank how hot was that?

[Andrew Packer]

While the rowing boys were in charge.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, that was them.

[Andrew Packer]

And they were like, this is our idea, dude.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Their face card.

[Mikey Figs]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Face card.

[Peter Angelo]

Like that.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. Who's got the hottest?

[Zach Amico]

So before we watch the rest of this. Okay. No, Facebook was not original. Thank you, Shannon. Well, Mark Zuckerberg's earlier project, Face Smash, which scraped photos student directory and allowed users to vote on which student was hotter, was a precursor to Facebook and did focus on ranking attractiveness. That's around the same time.

[Andrew Packer]

That sounds like an edit written by Facebook. Yeah, that's what that sounds like.

[Zach Amico]

That's around the same time of Rate my Poo dot com.

[Peter Angelo]

Never heard of that website.

[Zach Amico]

There was Rape my Poo and Rate my Boobs.

[Dave Temple]

All right.

[Zach Amico]

And you would just scroll through and.

[Andrew Packer]

1 through 10, were they equal in popularity? That's.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, they're pretty great.

[Andrew Packer]

That's pretty great.

[Zach Amico]

Both were pretty big hits in my high school.

[Andrew Packer]

I mean, I get it. We've all had a poo your household.

[Zach Amico]

So before we finish this video, and I don't want to be the typical fucking bonehead dude podcast. Even at 19, if you meet a 53 year old man or whatever he is, and he's talking to you about going back to his hotel room in vanishing dms, what the fuck did you think was going on up there?

[Andrew Packer]

Well, to be fair, he's 53. She might have assumed he didn't know what vanishing DMS were, you know, because even me, I get those. Those things turn on and I'm like, what the going on? So 50 or 3 year old man, that could have just been like an accidental flip.

[Zach Amico]

It could have been. Or it could have been a crafty old veteran. So also 53. This guy's been in the game since you could cheat.

[Peter Angelo]

No cameras.

[Zach Amico]

This guy remembers a time where it was easy to cheat. Just go to another fucking town. He's never had the technology has eluded him. He got aged out of his own game.

[Andrew Packer]

Mm.

[Zach Amico]

So let's continue.

[Shannon]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna pause it here just so you can skim through.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, you read it to us.

[Shannon]

Okay. Crazy to see you in Milwaukee. Sorry for interrupting.

[Peter Angelo]

There we go. Jorge, good job.

[Shannon]

Sorry for interrupting your breakfast. It was so nice meeting you today. Going to try to get tickets for your show tonight. Smiley face. Someone read.

[Peter Angelo]

Joe, awesome to meet you.

[Zach Amico]

For sure.

[Peter Angelo]

Come, it'll be fun.

[Shannon]

Just bought two tickets. Now I have to find someone to come with me. Haha. I can't wait. Smiley face.

[Peter Angelo]

Awesome. I'll leave you two meet and greet passes for you at the box office under your name so you can come back and say hello. Have fun.

[Shannon]

Just let her play through. Okay, thanks. Let's say thanks so much. I couldn't wish for a better first comedy show. So excited. Smiley face.

[Peter Angelo]

Well, he knew how to give it a thumbs up.

[Andrew Packer]

I mean she needs to come up with more things than smiley face to end her messages. Man, this is.

[Peter Angelo]

I wish they would have played the stand up. He's like, you guys ever have chicken tenders?

[Dave Temple]

And that's weird that she knew not to expose that.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

She knew better than to compromise his material.

[Peter Angelo]

She turned the audio off and just put a little.

[Dave Temple]

I don't want to ruin your ticket sales. However.

[Peter Angelo]

They seem very nice, but still like what? Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then she messaged after.

[Shannon]

Yeah. She sent the picture and he had. He said, so happy you loved it and sorry I made you cry. Haha. She said, no worries. All good tears anyway. Haha.

[Peter Angelo]

Weird.

[Shannon]

He said, okay, good. You look great in the picture, so that's good. She said, thank you. I think you're a star of the pick though.

[Andrew Packer]

Oh, this is flirty.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

Fully erect.

[Shannon]

Let's see. He said, debatable. She said, the story replies agree with me. He said, glad I'm giving you street cred.

[Zach Amico]

Pause. I respect the game on this one dude. Because he's. He's gassing her up from the other end.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he's basically saying, look how much cloud I can give you.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

This guy, this is a crafty veteran of the game.

[Dave Temple]

I know what you 19 year olds want. Just a little bit of clout.

[Peter Angelo]

This ain't his first time. This ain't his first time.

[Zach Amico]

This is a man who knows his business well.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

I don't know.

[Andrew Packer]

This is a good game. This is how you play a 19 year old.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah.

[Andrew Packer]

This man. Do you think he could try this with a 43 year old woman? Zero chance. She'd be like, get the out of here.

[Dave Temple]

I know about things, I want more.

[Zach Amico]

He would be fumbling with the camera in the Meet and greet. Get out of here, you old hag.

[Dave Temple]

This is also show business talking to a young artist.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Mikey Figs]

Oh my God.

[Zach Amico]

Street cred, all that. Yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah. Team got him.

[Zach Amico]

Is there more?

[Shannon]

Yeah. So he says, thank glad I'm giving you street street cred. She said, I'd rather have real friends than street cred anyway, just gotta show off what people missed.

[Zach Amico]

And, and by the way, there's no need for any of this.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Where's our friend this could have ended at. Great show.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. Glad you came out. Thanks.

[Zach Amico]

So he, he's keeping her on the hook.

[Mikey Figs]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Yes.

[Shannon]

He says to that, fuck yes. What a day. She says, fuck yes. He said, hope the rest of your night is equally epic. She said, just drinking and hanging out. Hope yours is too. And then that's. Oh, and then there's one more message about him telling her how to get into that, like where to meet him in the elevator where he said if you don't want to like come up there to meet him, that he'll go down in the elevator. But he's not going to get out of the elevator for her just to get in to go up so that he's not seen. And then I do have the picture of her butt afterwards where she claims he was. He but bit her.

[Peter Angelo]

Probably gonna get taken down.

[Mikey Figs]

But how the do you get that.

[Andrew Packer]

Looks like fell down stairs. Yeah, you'd have to take a full elbow drop on the booty.

[Mikey Figs]

How do you bruise someone and not break their skin in the bite?

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah, that's a punch in the ass.

[Mikey Figs]

I bit people.

[Dave Temple]

I mean, white women do bruise pretty easily. Like I've seen you've ever liked leave bruises on the ankles just from holding their feet up.

[Peter Angelo]

Well, we're gonna edit that out. Make sure you take that out.

[Zach Amico]

Are you sure you just weren't rubbing off? Now, as a man who's been bitten, has bitten you talking to me?

[Mikey Figs]

Are you saying no, as.

[Zach Amico]

As myself as well, that's not a bite mark.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Wouldn't there need to be teeth marks?

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Mikey Figs]

That looks like someone hit you.

[Peter Angelo]

Can we get a deep zoom on that picture?

[Mikey Figs]

Enhance.

[Peter Angelo]

Can we enhance that?

[Zach Amico]

That to me looks like she was drunk and fell.

[Dave Temple]

It's also like that looks like drunk faults. Yeah.

[Andrew Packer]

Or at least a big but almost looks like hand. That's what's confusing. I don't know how you bruise.

[Peter Angelo]

How does it feel? Look at that white girl booty.

[Dave Temple]

I mean, you know, I get it. I see why you guys are so angry. I understand January 6th, but like also, is this on the skin on top of the. Like if it's on the skin, your pants was already off. Like you, you guys are playing, you know what I mean? Like something's happening.

[Peter Angelo]

Definitely fucking around.

[Mikey Figs]

You headbutt her first, right?

[Peter Angelo]

Looks like a fucking, like a punch or a chop, right? You could even almost see the fingers. You could only you kind of can see the.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Mikey Figs]

Just giving her old Ric Flair team.

[Peter Angelo]

Got him still or what do we think, Zach?

[Zach Amico]

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[Mikey Figs]

We haven't been.

[Zach Amico]

Were Merce, Al and Q in the next room over Biter.

[Andrew Packer]

Now, Biter, was this just an episode gone wrong? Like they thought at some point he'd be like, oh, I can't do this because you're so young and his big.

[Zach Amico]

Loser is Joe, this is cheating on your wife.

[Dave Temple]

Or whenever they hacked into his account and they sent all the messages and it's just him trying to get her out of his room. When she showed up, he punched her.

[Zach Amico]

In the ass really hard. Get out of here. Sal's falling over in the other room.

[Dave Temple]

I don't know you. He's like, you've been messaging me all night.

[Zach Amico]

So the timeline on this, I think is the interesting that the thing that's gonna fuck him. So he had left the show already. He had already reconciled with his check at this point. Now this comes out. Then another lady comes out who worked on the show with him. I think this is the one that he had to leave the show over. So what do we got for the second wave?

[Mikey Figs]

So yeah, that one you can get through. I feel like that one.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah, there's a lot of. But reasonable.

[Zach Amico]

Now there's another. A second person who claimed they worked on the show and he was an issue. But hold on. And this is gonna sound very impolite. It sounds like she just didn't know what it was like to work with a 50 year old Italian man.

[Dave Temple]

Hey.

[Zach Amico]

Because it sounds like now in the. When we read everything he says, put it in the context that this is.

[Peter Angelo]

Hey, I bought you a prize. Now suck my.

[Zach Amico]

A dumb guinea.

[Peter Angelo]

Hey, baby.

[Zach Amico]

Who doesn't know? They don't know how. They're not trained for this. They don't have the capacity.

[Dave Temple]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

To. They, they.

[Peter Angelo]

Oh, she hugged me. Something like that. It's going to be something.

[Zach Amico]

They're being aged out. But let's get to the second one.

[Peter Angelo]

A fucking hug. I guess you wanted a shock.

[Shannon]

So this one says that she met Joe when she was 15. When she turned 18 is when his behavior towards her changed and became more flirtatious.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, you mean he's a great guy who waited. I mean he's like they. I didn't know his name was Patient Joe.

[Mikey Figs]

He's already better than most of Hollywood.

[Shannon]

She claims Joe would ask for back massages, invite her to his room to cuddle and allegedly asked frequent questions about her sex life.

[Peter Angelo]

Okay. It said that's true.

[Shannon]

It said he would also become frustrated when the woman refused to flirt back, she claims. And would allegedly treat her rudely if she rejected his advances.

[Peter Angelo]

Okay. Yeah. This is Italian guy at the office.

[Mikey Figs]

Is he related?

[Zach Amico]

Is his full name Louis Joe? Gotta.

[Mikey Figs]

I mean this is the 90s. He'd be running a Nickelodeon show.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. With Dan Schneider on his way to city council.

[Shannon]

It also says that this source does not provide any physical proof to back up her allegations. And Gatto deny any allegations of harassing. Harassing people. Also for the first one, the one that he like messed with the fan. He kind of like owns up to that one though.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. He put out a statement and said I've used poor judgment, something like that.

[Dave Temple]

Right?

[Shannon]

Yeah. And hurt the people that he loves. And he's working on himself. Blah, blah, blah.

[Zach Amico]

So sound like that one he just got got. Yeah. Which was the first one? The first one. The second one making an unsafe work environment.

[Andrew Packer]

He's not caving to that.

[Zach Amico]

I think that's gonna be a tough one.

[Andrew Packer]

Yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

Can we see photos of the girl? I got it. You got anything?

[Zach Amico]

Any or is she anonymous?

[Mikey Figs]

Did you immediately start working there at 18?

[Dave Temple]

Like that's about to say. And they're like, like, all right. These girls, like, none of their family follows them on social media because that's weird to post that kind of stuff on social. But like. And then you're like, your family finds out that way. You know what I mean? Like, Joe Gato sexually harassed my 19.

[Peter Angelo]

Year old daughter to like, you know, when did she text her parent, like, I'm gonna go to his fucking room. Right?

[Zach Amico]

Dude, that's gotta suck for her. Every time they check into a hotel.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

The only thing that's ever on TV is impractical joke all day long.

[Dave Temple]

All day. I can't.

[Zach Amico]

My daughter.

[Dave Temple]

I can't go to a Marriott. I can't stay in a Hilton. They have all the best properties. Where am I gonna stay?

[Shannon]

The fan claims that her first interaction with Joe occurred when her and her mother saw him at a brunch and asked for a photo. It was after that that she reached out to him trying to get tickets to the show.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, mom is in on it. Mom is in on it.

[Mikey Figs]

You met him at a brunch and you were like, oh, I can definitely message this TV star and get free tickets to his show. You knew what you were doing a little bit. Like, he'll read this.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I don't want us to be a bunch of fucking. She deserved it. Or she knew it was.

[Mikey Figs]

I get. I'm gay. I get to.

[Zach Amico]

No, no. Yeah, well, no, no, no. Yeah, you get to hate women. You have the of hated women. But yeah, you're also like 19.

[Peter Angelo]

You make dumb. You make dumb choices.

[Zach Amico]

You make bad choices.

[Peter Angelo]

He should know better. He should know better.

[Zach Amico]

He should know better.

[Mikey Figs]

Italian piece of shit.

[Peter Angelo]

He's grooming. It sounds like a lot of grooming in both situations.

[Zach Amico]

Does it just sound like taking the opportunity when it comes. He waited three years, even longer than.

[Dave Temple]

That because again, he was not getting laid when he was a teenager. So he's waited his whole life for this.

[Peter Angelo]

He's just like a little. He's just like a horny guy. A horny old guy. He's a horny old guy.

[Zach Amico]

He sounds like he just loves pussy.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. It is a powerful, powerful.

[Peter Angelo]

But telling her to go to his room and massage him when she was 15, 16 years old, that's wild. Asking about her sex.

[Zach Amico]

No, no, no, no. That was after she was 18.

[Peter Angelo]

He waited till she.

[Zach Amico]

He waited till she was 18, then hired her on the show.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, it's wild.

[Peter Angelo]

You gotta.

[Mikey Figs]

That's also still kind of weird.

[Zach Amico]

Super wild, but it's not great.

[Peter Angelo]

But, like, your friends don't tell you. Dude, fucking chill. She's mad young. Like, what are you doing? Like, you got to just know, I'm waiting.

[Mikey Figs]

I'm waiting. And I got a job for her.

[Peter Angelo]

You know what?

[Dave Temple]

I don't want us to have to have this. But it is weird that there is no class to make sure we all are on the same page.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Like, no, no, no one. I mean, I guess we pick it up, but we don't know the actual rule. We're all kind of learning it ahead.

[Zach Amico]

Of time, depending on where you. If you like. When I worked at Viacom, we had a yearly long sexual harassment meeting, right? That was like, these are the rules. But then the rules were, the rules don't matter.

[Dave Temple]

Right? And you know how many people sit in those meetings, like, ugh, what the fuck? Like, you know what I mean? No one really pays attention, so no one's learning it anyway.

[Zach Amico]

Like, I remember they gave us scenarios and we had to discuss whether or not they were work appropriate. So one was, if you work on a. Say you work for a magazine or a TV show and your boss has a Playboy on his desk, is that okay?

[Dave Temple]

Interesting.

[Zach Amico]

If Playboy advertises on your show or.

[Dave Temple]

On your magazine is the only reason why it's okay.

[Zach Amico]

And they. They said no. Still a gray area, depending on if it's displayed, if it's in public, who works there, et cetera. It's. Everything is. There's this weird thing, like one congressman, I think once said, I know what pornography is when I see it. I feel like sexual harassment's the same thing.

[Dave Temple]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

It's up to the discretion.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Actually, the other scenario they gave us was if you work for a TV show or a record label where a black artist uses the N word and that makes you uncomfortable, are you able to sue?

[Dave Temple]

That's interesting because how many Jewish people work in hip hop?

[Zach Amico]

I think the main thing was, like, if you worked on a reality show with black characters and they use the N word, can you request to not have to do work on episodes where they say things that affect.

[Dave Temple]

Who created this role? Neil Brennan.

[Mikey Figs]

Somebody's Watching his editing and someone just drops the N bomb. He's just like, I'm done.

[Zach Amico]

Can't do it.

[Peter Angelo]

Can't do it. Flavor, Flavor.

[Dave Temple]

Serenity now. But I guess that is the thing, right? Because it is also, it's invoking something in that white man where he's like, come on, guys, just a piece. Can I just. Can I have a little bit?

[Zach Amico]

I. As someone. But those meetings, like, they were brutal and you learned nothing. You got out and you're just like. You got scared to talk to anyone.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But I think that's what their job is, to just scare the fucking shit out of you.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because anything could be construed as full on harassment.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. Which is funny because then they tell you that if you're aware of that, like, if you behave on the stiff because you don't want to fall in any of the pitfalls, then they'd be like, you need to relax. Like, you're too. And it's like, you guys put this here, not me. Like, I was. I was a normal person. And then you guys said rules. And I'm like, I'm staying in the lines. And they're like, you're fucking weird, dude.

[Mikey Figs]

This is good. I think for him too. It's like one of those things when you get to like that level of famous. I feel like you must all, you know, at least part of you be a little on edge with any like, oh, much younger girl, like, even of age, like, you're still. That part of you is like, am I gonna get for this? Like, I don't. I think that's still. I mean, even with like a monogram of success, you still have that thought, especially nowadays.

[Peter Angelo]

True. Like, you got it. Like, the fact that these guys are not aware is kind of wild. Especially you've been in the business for this long and everything.

[Zach Amico]

I think it's got to be very frustrating for the other three.

[Mikey Figs]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because they've had to behave.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah.

[Mikey Figs]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they've gotta, like, they. They had to have had the talk with them where they're like, guy, firing these 18 year old girls, guy, we got this far. What are you doing?

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, that's like those, you know, dogs that make it to be blind and like at graduation they want to display their discipline and they throw a stake down.

[Peter Angelo]

Oh, my God. And also, I think that he's probably the fan favorite out of all of them. So he's probably gotten the most love and the most.

[Zach Amico]

He's definitely the one that moms and.

[Peter Angelo]

The aunts, like, tons of women and especially young girls, because it's also a show that women will put like. Like, kind of like a family friendly, like, okay. Show. Like, open it. Oh, I love this show.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

So young kids are seeing it. Growing up with him, you know, he's probably had the most interactions.

[Mikey Figs]

I've never watched the show.

[Dave Temple]

I'm there. I'm right there. Yeah, yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

It's the. It's.

[Zach Amico]

It's.

[Peter Angelo]

It's Everyone Loves Raymond and impractical jokers in the Italian dude.

[Dave Temple]

My ex and my kids used to watch it. Like, when my. My ex would do hair in the house.

[Peter Angelo]

I just thought.

[Dave Temple]

But when she would have clients over for, like, an extensive long hairdo, it's just impractical jokers.

[Peter Angelo]

It's a safe show.

[Dave Temple]

Then one time they were in Atlantic City at the Borgata. So I took her to go see that, like, got some tickets.

[Zach Amico]

Hell, yeah.

[Dave Temple]

I fell asleep. Dude, I'm in a 1500 people cracker ass.

[Peter Angelo]

You're like, I don't like this boring ass.

[Mikey Figs]

Taking a nap.

[Peter Angelo]

I want to watch Wild Nicky. I want to see real comedy.

[Dave Temple]

Where's the Apollo?

[Zach Amico]

Who's got the hook? I don't know why she just so black. He probably looked at him.

[Dave Temple]

Made him so pretty much.

[Mikey Figs]

I think sitting between us made him look extra.

[Dave Temple]

I know, right? Reverse oriented.

[Mikey Figs]

They sitting next to, like, just two.

[Peter Angelo]

Different versions of like, racism and the south. And then you got.

[Dave Temple]

This is me in general. They're always like, dave, what are you doing over there with them crackers? I'm like, that seem normal a dude. Those are scary people. I'm like, really?

[Zach Amico]

You do look like you're moderating a debate between the two different kinds of races.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, you got this kind of cracker.

[Peter Angelo]

And then this kind of cracker sh.

[Zach Amico]

Is there any new. Anything we missed on that?

[Shannon]

Nope. That's everything so far.

[Peter Angelo]

So Team Gatto or not.

[Zach Amico]

Of course. Team got up. Shannon, if you. If you. We're gonna a joker.

[Peter Angelo]

Q. Q. Yeah, yeah, me. Yeah, Q. I'm picking Q. I thought.

[Zach Amico]

It was gonna be Sal. And then I. I went through my memories. I feel like Q's always been your. Your one, right?

[Shannon]

Yeah, he's the one and it. Yeah, he's one. Plus he's got a main cat guy.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, yeah. Now, you and your mother. Would your mother help you get access to him?

[Peter Angelo]

Does your mom like you? Because a lot of them.

[Shannon]

I think both my parents are Joe people because I old guineas.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, how do you as it. Since as a lady, how do you feel about the whole sitch.

[Shannon]

I think I. I think I popular consensus is that like, he made a mistake by going for girls that are so freaking young. But I don't know. We don't. The second situation doesn't seem like a terrible thing. This first one, she never even went into detail about him like manhandling her or anything. All she said was we did some stuff. So she hasn't actually really accused him of anything. So it doesn't. I don't know. As of right now, it doesn't seem like he did anything bad except for going for girls.

[Peter Angelo]

You got wild. Like, you think she was like reverse cowgirl, just.

[Zach Amico]

Oh. The other thing that I think doesn't look good is he invites people to drink and he doesn't drink.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Mikey Figs]

Oh, that's some weird.

[Zach Amico]

That one makes me nervous. Well, he claimed the one article said he claims he's never drank and that people have footage of him drink or have seen him drinking, but he publicly says he's never drank. Any guest has invited chicks out for drinks, which. That I will say even that one raises some alarms for me.

[Mikey Figs]

Yeah, Little creepy. Absolutely.

[Zach Amico]

Because, dude, if you've. Being sober, trying to fuck a drunk chick is a nightmare. You feel like you're gonna. You feel like that's a retarded person trying to fuck, bro.

[Dave Temple]

My first. I was.

[Zach Amico]

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[Mikey Figs]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

I was sober for like three years. And like, like the first month of it, we still barking shows down on Bleecker street in the Village. And, you know, it's just nothing but drunk people. And I never forget the first night of this chick just like, hey, you wanna. I'm like, all right. And she's. She's drunk off whiskey. But her first thing soon she comes out, she's like, hold on, let me get a slice of pizza. And she got like pizza and garlic knots.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

And then we're just on the L train and she's just talking just like, stank ass. Hey, I can't do that. Sad. And I was like, I remember. And that actually helped me stop drinking because I'm like, I was doing that. Like, I was doing that kind of stuff while I was drunk.

[Mikey Figs]

There goes me.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I'm trying to figure out if I could tell a story or not. Make it easy, guy. I could think of a time where I left a bar with a young lady many moons ago, and I was sitting in her living room and she came out of the bathroom completely naked. And I went, you are too drunk.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I am not drunk enough that this can work. And she got very upset with me and argued with me. And halfway, probably two minutes into the argument, puked all over the floor. And all I could think was, wow.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Andrew Packer]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I would have been done by now.

[Dave Temple]

You know what's funny? I think that girl figured it out too, that I didn't want to fuck with her because she was drunk. Because I just realized this recently, like at the beginning of the year. No, December, I did a show at City Winery. She came and she looks a lot better now. She's like, much thinner. She's married to some other black dude. But it was weird. Like, oh, you've been.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

She followed you after that night?

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

After the garlic night.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

You bought a garlic.

[Dave Temple]

Isn't that wild?

[Peter Angelo]

Damn. All you gotta do is buy these bitches garlic knives.

[Zach Amico]

They'll come to your shop.

[Peter Angelo]

That's how you move tickets.

[Zach Amico]

I love the idea of Dave being in the super secret cool black comedian meeting, being like, you ever buy a.

[Dave Temple]

Garlic.

[Zach Amico]

White bitches buy them garlic cloves.

[Peter Angelo]

That's all we had to do this whole time. Buy the garlic knot. God damn.

[Zach Amico]

Then you go and be like, no, no, no, not that piece. The big one. My impression of every black guy at a pizza place. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That one over there.

[Dave Temple]

We want the most for our money, man.

[Zach Amico]

That all the black guys. It's such an exclusively black guy thing.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

To pick the piece of the pizza pie that they want.

[Peter Angelo]

Sir, that is a whole pie that we haven.

[Zach Amico]

Now get them bubbles.

[Dave Temple]

And we know where we run. Hey, I want fresh fries. Not that. That's been sitting there for four minutes. Drop new fries now.

[Mikey Figs]

This is why you need your own store. Sorry.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah, like Golf of America, baby. Get your. Get your goddamn store that.

[Dave Temple]

Well, yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Well, you can ask for new fries because it's your cousin behind the counter.

[Dave Temple]

There you go.

[Zach Amico]

Get plugs out of the way. Hit the plug. Music. Andrew Packer. What are you people to check out?

[Andrew Packer]

You can check out my show, Laugh It Off. Available on all podcast platforms. It's improvised stand up comedy based on the problems that you, the audience, want to laugh off. Comedians riff. We have an actual therapist that is weighing in and that therapist is my dad.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Andrew Packer]

Check out that show. Laugh It Off.

[Zach Amico]

Check it out. That's very cool. I'm gonna check that out, buddy. Thank you, Davey.

[Dave Temple]

Check out the podcast here on the network if you're not already. No need for apologies. Every Monday, 5pm we are live on Gas Digital Network. Check us out there and go subscribe to my YouTube if you're not already. I'm Dave Temple on YouTube. I need to get that up there.

[Zach Amico]

All right. Hell yeah. Pete.

[Mikey Figs]

Follow me on Instagram. Metal Pete Comedy. I'll have all my dates, I'll have clips. I'll talk about heavy metal and sometimes.

[Peter Angelo]

Some gay figs at Comic Mike Figs you already know. Watch the Thing is dang. Podcast with me and Shannon here in Gas Digital. Check out Something Went Wrong with me and Vinnie. It's a new show I'm co hosting with Vinny Guadagnino from the Jersey Shore. Check that shit out. I'm at the stand all the time at Comic Mike figs. Go to x.com and check out my page there. There's Previews of my show Fig Talk. If you like it, subscribe you.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, fantastic. If you guys want to see my dates go on my social media at Zach is not funny. You can also go to punch up live Zach Amico, if you want to bring that up right now, I am going on the road. That's right. I'm going to Canada. And if you want to bring that up for me real quick, punch up. Live Zach Amico, if you want to bring that up for me real quick. There we go. I am gonna be in Ottawa, Ontario April 3, Montreal April 4, Cornwall on April 5, and Alexandria at April 6. Then I might be on the road in between these days too, but I'll let you know next week. April 11th and 12th, I'll be in Goldman, Colorado doing stand up the first night and then we're having a film festival the second night. We're three of my new movies are premiering and then I'm back out on the road with jcw. So come hang out. And if you go to want to see Lewis, go to LewisKanks.com Lou's gonna be on the road hardcore promoting his new special that he's gonna be filming this summer. But if you want to see him soon, he coming up he's gonna be at Spotlight Comedy club in Columbus, Ontario. Then London, Ontario, March, March 28, March 29, Windsor, Ontario, punchline Philly, his birthday weekend, April 4th and 5th. And then after that, he is gonna be in Nashville for the Nashville Comedy Festival doing story wars and the depraved at Zany's Nashville. After that, you can check out the rest of his dates and please support the show. Go to gasdigital.com use the promo code LAZ. You save money and you get access to the episodes uncensored, commercial free and early as well as all the other great shows on the network and the live chat. And if you're in the live chat watching right now, thank you so much for supporting the program. Next story man requires medical attention after getting girlfriend's hand stuck in his mouth. Shannon, Joe Gatto.

[Shannon]

These. They were trying to do this like fist in the mouth challenge, maybe something big in China and have a Don't look at me.

[Zach Amico]

I think that's a big challenge in the Middle East.

[Shannon]

I have a little bit of a video of them as they got to the hospital after her fist got stuck in his mouth.

[Peter Angelo]

Crazy.

[Dave Temple]

He's still laughing.

[Andrew Packer]

Oh, I would not be laughing if this was happening.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah, this is horrible.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. I'm assuming that's very how did it. Pete, how bad does that hurt?

[Mikey Figs]

My boyfriend's got a small hand.

[Peter Angelo]

It's a fist in the ass, not fits to the mouth.

[Mikey Figs]

Yeah, you're doing it all wrong. Like, what are you doing?

[Shannon]

What the doctors say happened is once her fist was in his mouth, his, like, muscles in his jaw contracted around it and then just kept getting tighter. And so she wasn't able to get it out. So they had to bring him to the hospital. They played soft music so it would help him from. It wouldn't make him vomit.

[Zach Amico]

And then they cut off.

[Shannon]

Then they used a, quote, mouth opener device to open his jaw a little bit more so that they can inject. So that they can inject a muscle relaxer. And they were able to safely remove her fist from his mouth.

[Peter Angelo]

My God.

[Mikey Figs]

How is that a challenge?

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah, what kind of. But, you know, the Asians got weird challenges, dude. Yeah, they'll be, you know.

[Zach Amico]

You know, I can see the can you fit your girlfriend's fist in your mouth challenge.

[Peter Angelo]

Can you piss in public on subway? No one notice.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, she's pissing.

[Mikey Figs]

Their subways are way cleaner than ours.

[Peter Angelo]

Oh, my good.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. You spent some time enjoying the Chinese.

[Mikey Figs]

Yeah, I did. I blended right in. No one knew I was there.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, the videos are so funny because you just see people, like, see it click clock them, and then be like.

[Mikey Figs]

Here'S one. We were like. We were just, like, climbing up this mountain to up the steps. And my partner went up ahead of me because he saw people looking at me. I thought he was just filming me because I'm fat and walking upstairs, but he saw people staring at me. People didn't know each other would just stop what they're doing, look at each other, and then look back at me to confirm what they just saw.

[Dave Temple]

I missed the old angry ones that wanted to fight you, but they just had to contain themselves. You ever had one of those weird stare downs with, like, a little. Yeah, you know, he just wants to you up so bad, but he's like, his sensei told him not to.

[Peter Angelo]

Squatting and smoking a cigarette outside.

[Zach Amico]

You also came back with a ton of cigs, right?

[Mikey Figs]

I did. They gave so many to me because.

[Zach Amico]

It'S, like, traditional to give a present. Oh, yeah. Here's Pete.

[Dave Temple]

Yo. Okay. This is crazy, Pete. That's why.

[Mikey Figs]

Did you see this one, too?

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. I have a video. I have a video show called Suggested for your, where people send me stuff and someone sent me this, and there's a fat dude hiking, and I'm like, what the so why?

[Peter Angelo]

So it's just because you're, like, an American.

[Mikey Figs]

Because, well, he's big. Because I'm big, tattooed, have a beard. So, like. And we were really far away from where, like, like, Hong Kong, Shanghai, and Beijing is a lot of international travelers. We were far removed from. From that area. So a lot of, like, white people are not going to where we were. So it was even more surprising. They're like, why would he come all the way out here? So, like, every. So everywhere I went, people were stopping, taking photos with me or taking photos of me.

[Peter Angelo]

What did they say when they take photos of you?

[Mikey Figs]

You're fat. Oh, no.

[Peter Angelo]

Oh, my God.

[Mikey Figs]

Some of them did. I got asked to leave. Certain, like. Like, a lot of, like, the places where you get food, which is, like. Are those, like, little tiny stores.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah.

[Mikey Figs]

And, like, literally, I'd sit down, they'd be like, hey, you take up too much room. Could you eat outside? I was like, sure.

[Peter Angelo]

What a jerk.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, we'll spread your food on the sidewalk.

[Dave Temple]

I mean, it's the same thing when you come to the hood, but you guys think we're trying to rob you? No. You don't fit in a store.

[Peter Angelo]

Sure about that, Dave?

[Dave Temple]

Your car isn't safe. Here, let me show you how quickly things could be.

[Peter Angelo]

Are you sure about that?

[Andrew Packer]

You couldn't just tell them, like, I'm going to eat as much food as room I take up?

[Mikey Figs]

Oh, yeah, I should have tried that.

[Peter Angelo]

They're very polite.

[Mikey Figs]

They were just like you. It's. It's very inconvenient. The chairs are small. You'll be better outside. Like, all right.

[Peter Angelo]

Any women kind of, like, go up to you? Like, oh.

[Mikey Figs]

Oh, yeah. There were guys who were trying to give me their way. Women.

[Peter Angelo]

Oh, really?

[Mikey Figs]

Yeah. Like, I played drinking games with, like, different gangsters, like, in, like, different. Just randomly in. In restaurants and bars. And then they'd be like, you ever been with a Chinese girl?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Mikey Figs]

My partner would be like, they're trying to offer you.

[Peter Angelo]

They're women.

[Dave Temple]

They sit there in the side and smoke cigarettes.

[Andrew Packer]

Did you tell them no? No, I want you.

[Mikey Figs]

I should have. Oh, that would have been real fun.

[Dave Temple]

And it cut your pinky off.

[Zach Amico]

And then.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You came home with a ton of. Of real, real, real bad cigs.

[Peter Angelo]

Oh, yeah.

[Mikey Figs]

Because this. Because, like, literally, the minute you, like, everyone hands you one, you're supposed to say, no. That's all polite things like, oh, no, thank you. I just kept saying yes and kept taking. So I would just smoke a cigarette, like, in the minute You're Their whole thing is the minute you're finished with cigarette a drink, they immediately offer you another one.

[Zach Amico]

Wow.

[Mikey Figs]

And I just kept taking them and they just said that to the point where they just started giving me packs and I came back with I think, three cartons.

[Peter Angelo]

Whoa. That's pretty cool, man.

[Mikey Figs]

It was awesome.

[Peter Angelo]

Good cigarettes or Chinese, like.

[Mikey Figs]

Well, some of them were like the Chinese ones that were Chinese ones. But then a lot of them were like, like marbs that you'd never seen anywhere else before. So it was like cherry blossom tropical fusion marble. But this is great.

[Peter Angelo]

Chicken and liver flavor. Exotic.

[Zach Amico]

Is it shrimp, cigarette.

[Mikey Figs]

Chicken.

[Zach Amico]

That's exotic. Candy flavor.

[Andrew Packer]

Do you have like lore in China now, like they call you.

[Mikey Figs]

I must like. I. I really think there are some families who are like, what. Cuz we would go to like, events that my partner's family were like. So there's just these. There's just photos of just like 80 Chinese people and me standing in the middle.

[Andrew Packer]

They call them the chimney. You just keep smoking.

[Peter Angelo]

Your grandfather gets. Gets like shell shock when he sees it. Like, oh, ptsd.

[Zach Amico]

And you took a rickshaw too, right?

[Mikey Figs]

So I took. What it was is the. When you especially like on that mountain, they got these like old guys who must have like, retired from whatever job they had. They just. They carry people up and down the mountain. Like kids, elderly, like between two bamboo sticks and like just a cloth that you sit in whole time we're growing up. They were trying to get me to like, to ride one of like to ride on it. And they know I'm like, good on the way down. Like, you know what? It's. These two men almost died trying to carry me down this mountain.

[Andrew Packer]

Going down would be way hard.

[Mikey Figs]

Oh, dude. They were. They literally had like, put me down and like, because they're. It's between their shoulders. So like, one guy was like, oh, I have to drop him. And I. He couldn't like, figure out a proper way to put me down. And then I was stuck in the. Between the bamboo sticks. Pull it up. You guys wanted it. I don't think. Oh, I don't think I have it on my Instagram.

[Dave Temple]

That is just old, like kung fu masters who have no wars to fight.

[Mikey Figs]

Yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

Literally.

[Mikey Figs]

These guys had to be like in.

[Dave Temple]

Their 60s, go get a job.

[Mikey Figs]

Five foot six, like 140 pounds.

[Dave Temple]

But they're looking for something to kill them.

[Mikey Figs]

I mean, yeah, they want to die on their sword kind of deal.

[Dave Temple]

Exactly.

[Mikey Figs]

What more honorable death than carrying a fat white American?

[Dave Temple]

The journey of The Pale Face Giant.

[Mikey Figs]

That's their sword. That's their son, Wukong.

[Dave Temple]

But then you do end up killing them. And now some young boy has a vendetta against you, comes to America. My grandfather comes American.

[Mikey Figs]

He asked me to do it.

[Zach Amico]

Now you're gonna go back over there and host Peking Duck Dynasty.

[Peter Angelo]

On the next episode.

[Mikey Figs]

You're just gonna go there and just start reviewing.

[Peter Angelo]

Three of these tangos are gonna bring me down to Great Wall.

[Zach Amico]

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[Shannon]

Okay, so this chick apparently was leading a double life. She had one Instagram, by the way. Both of them I can't get to, but she had one Instagram that was just like her and her husband, her kids, happy mom. And then another one that led to her only fans where she was like a kinky fetishist. Apparently, this was her first time getting paid to perform BDSM acts. She was paid $11,000, and so she goes to the guy's house. Apparently when she got there, she was already drunk. I'm not sure how they know that, though. And then so she wrapped up the guy in cellophane, glued women's shoes onto his feet, and then she masturbated with a vi. With a vibrator. He had Saran wrap also duct taped around his head, and he ended up suffocating to death.

[Zach Amico]

Man, that sounded great to the end.

[Mikey Figs]

Sounds like a weird, like, sitcom thing. Like in today's Episode. They're like, we gotta make rent. Let's pretend to be dominatrix. And they just it up and kill the guy.

[Zach Amico]

How does she get 11 grand on her first.

[Mikey Figs]

First time?

[Peter Angelo]

Oh, yeah.

[Shannon]

It might just be like from her, like followers. Like maybe a big only fans follower.

[Mikey Figs]

Oh, this guy didn't say $11,000 to have your first time choking me.

[Andrew Packer]

He died doing what he loves.

[Shannon]

And I can show you what her husband. This is what her husband looks like.

[Peter Angelo]

He's alive.

[Mikey Figs]

Joe Gotto.

[Andrew Packer]

Yep, that tracks.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Andrew Packer]

Yeah, that would be perfect sense, actually.

[Dave Temple]

If you must, honey.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Believe it or not, black guy is not into bondage.

[Dave Temple]

No, not at all. Not at all. They got their filth, bro. I had a chick try to handcuff me to the bed frame once. I freaked the out like, no, let me out of this. I'm good, man.

[Mikey Figs]

Wait, I'll go back in the field.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. Give us us free.

[Zach Amico]

No, that one would make sense. That white boyfriend on that one. So he just. She put cellophane and duct tape over his mouth and nose.

[Shannon]

Yeah, over his head. It said that he was wrapped up with Saran Wrap like a mummy. The shoes glued to his feet. And she did. She called the cops.

[Zach Amico]

So they were a mummy and a mammy.

[Peter Angelo]

That's the name of the episode.

[Mikey Figs]

I just imagine her that he's like, can we try bdsm? She's like, sure. And she's like running around the house like, what do I get? What do I get? She just grabs Saran Wrap and her shoes. This will work.

[Dave Temple]

And her inner monologue. Shit a bitch. Gonna get this.

[Zach Amico]

Girl. This want to be leftovers. Anything else?

[Peter Angelo]

Why the glue on the feet, though?

[Shannon]

That. It was just part of the fetish thing that he requested. So she is. She is being charged with murder. She has pled not guilty at this time. And there's also no evidence that he requested being wrapped up in the Saran Wrap.

[Dave Temple]

So they don't know she was vanished mode. He was how to use it.

[Mikey Figs]

She was improving.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

Damn.

[Zach Amico]

I. As someone who has been restrained with a woman masturbating on my head. Pretty cool thing. Cellophane would freak me out.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Andrew Packer]

Did she make you sign a waiver that. This is dangerous.

[Zach Amico]

No, she was a pro, all right? She knew her business.

[Andrew Packer]

Okay.

[Peter Angelo]

Wait, what do you mean she masturbated on your head? Like. Like you.

[Zach Amico]

She tied my arms to the headboard.

[Peter Angelo]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And my feet to the footboard.

[Peter Angelo]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And then she took a piece of nylon rope and tied my dick ring to the Footboard so that if my dick got hard, it would yank on it. Oh, wow. And then she got completely naked and masturbated on my head.

[Mikey Figs]

So she was way more of a pro than her.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, this girl knew her business. Yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

Dick ring on the.

[Andrew Packer]

Yeah. Have you ever just tried regular sex?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Mikey Figs]

Have you looked at them?

[Zach Amico]

You started that. I mean, if I'm involved with it, it's probably not regular.

[Dave Temple]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mikey Figs]

Just, like, I just want to look at her and missionary, and it's fine.

[Zach Amico]

Sometimes. Hey, sometimes weird things happen.

[Andrew Packer]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I completely get everything up until the face being taken over by duct tape and.

[Mikey Figs]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Zach Amico]

I think I would even maybe be restrained that much.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, yeah. I don't judge you guys. I just haven't gotten my fill of the regular yet, you know? I still got a lot more regular.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah, I got a lot more regular, too.

[Dave Temple]

I'm sure I'll be done with it eventually.

[Zach Amico]

But, guys, I'm just trying to stretch out another 10, 15 years to pretend I'm not getting.

[Peter Angelo]

He has. He has attachments on his penis. He said you have a. Like, different, like. Oh, let me get my.

[Joe Gatto]

Right.

[Dave Temple]

His penis comes with an Allen key.

[Andrew Packer]

On this one, I got.

[Zach Amico]

I. Let me ride out the last few years pretending I like women.

[Dave Temple]

Absolutely.

[Peter Angelo]

They gotta just do everything. Just.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, just anything. Anything to keep it going. Yeah.

[Mikey Figs]

Then the gays. You gotta do so.

[Peter Angelo]

So much.

[Mikey Figs]

I had to get tired. I was tied to a balcony once.

[Peter Angelo]

Nice.

[Mikey Figs]

Up in P Town, above a party.

[Dave Temple]

Holy.

[Mikey Figs]

I was like, oh, this is weird. That was tough.

[Zach Amico]

Tied frontward or forward or backwards?

[Mikey Figs]

I was backwards. So, like, my back was against the railing.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Mikey Figs]

I was looking into our.

[Zach Amico]

And when you say the railing, do you mean a physical object, the railing, or an action of the railing?

[Mikey Figs]

Tied to the railing Forward.

[Dave Temple]

That sounds like a rock song. I'm tied to the railing.

[Mikey Figs]

Although my partner has. My partner will always tell me to, like, try to break out of it. And then I do, and he gets mad at me.

[Andrew Packer]

He's got to get some bamboo.

[Mikey Figs]

Yeah, he's got to get stronger restraints.

[Zach Amico]

You should call. That's his name. Oh, you should call him your little bamboo.

[Andrew Packer]

And you're the panda bear.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, is there any more to this?

[Shannon]

That's everything.

[Zach Amico]

So she's getting charged with murder.

[Shannon]

Getting charged with murder. Yeah.

[Mikey Figs]

It's like an ongoing court case right now.

[Shannon]

Yes. We can stay on top of it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Please. Let's keep an eye on it. All right. Florida man swallows 769K stolen diamond earrings from Tiffany, ask cops if he'll be charged for what's in my stomach?

[Shannon]

Yeah, so that's gotta hurt a little bit.

[Zach Amico]

Pete said the same thing when he's getting kicked out of restaurants.

[Shannon]

Okay. So the cops originally pulled this guy over, assuming that he robbed the store, but they weren't sure. Like he had complete face covering. Whatever. They pulled him over. Sorry.

[Mikey Figs]

He had to cut in a car. He's still covered up completely.

[Shannon]

I don't know actually if in the car he was.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

But they ended up charging him with resisting arrest. And that's it. That's all they charged him with. And they took him in for that. But when he was in jail, he asked one of the people that work in the jail if they would be able to charge him with what's in his stomach. He just gave it all away. Because they never did any kind of like, X ray search on him or anything when he was put into the jail. And then. So that's when they decided to X ray him. They did a body scan, and then here's a picture of the body scan. And they found the seven hundred and something thousand dollars worth of diamonds in his stomach. He gave himself away.

[Andrew Packer]

You did it, man. You pulled it off.

[Dave Temple]

There was a. Shannon, I saw body cam footage of this. He went into Tiffany's and asked to see the diamonds. And then he literally did that and got up and ran out. And it was like a pull and struggle, but he made his way out. And then they pulled him over later. But, yeah, that's great. He had him.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, if you can find that body.

[Andrew Packer]

But his face was covered when he asked to see the.

[Dave Temple]

No, no, he went in as a customer. I think you said the face covering thing might have been when they pulled him over, but like, it's a guy in a red shirt.

[Peter Angelo]

And they originally just arrested him.

[Dave Temple]

No, he made it out of the store. Whoa. So which he got pulled over later.

[Peter Angelo]

Whoa. If he would have never said anything, he would have got away with those diamonds.

[Dave Temple]

Well, I think he knew they were gonna come out.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah. But you can just be ready.

[Dave Temple]

But that's also weird. Cause there's a chair that you have to sit on before you get in processing that scans your body. They would have found that with him going in.

[Peter Angelo]

They look kind of small.

[Mikey Figs]

I just imagine he's just like in the stories, like, looking at it more intently. Oh, yeah. Hang on.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

Where'd that diamond go? Where'd that diamond go? I didn't eat it.

[Mikey Figs]

He's just like, look over there.

[Zach Amico]

Johnny, did you find the. Did you guys find the body footage?

[Shannon]

No, no, I haven't.

[Dave Temple]

Florida man runs out of Tiffany's with the diamond.

[Shannon]

Give just me a minute.

[Dave Temple]

That was the thing was a Tiffany's diamond.

[Peter Angelo]

That's why kill Tony. Guy tied to railing, was he.

[Mikey Figs]

That video's not out yet.

[Zach Amico]

Can we get a race on him?

[Dave Temple]

Oh, he was black.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, he's black too. Yeah, with like a red Coca Cola shirt on.

[Zach Amico]

He should just put one on his tooth. Now, I walked in here with this diamond.

[Mikey Figs]

This is mine.

[Dave Temple]

In his defense, white people do that also. You remember Robbins from 8th and Walnut?

[Zach Amico]

Okay, yeah.

[Dave Temple]

There was a guy, he used to just put a diamond in his beard. A big notorious Philly jeweler back in the day.

[Peter Angelo]

Really?

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, man. He just always used to be on our tv.

[Shannon]

Yeah, I found a little piece of it here.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, this guy. All right, maybe look on the afternoon.

[Shannon]

Yeah, sorry.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Andrew Packer]

February.

[Shannon]

Let me see if I can go back to that part.

[Andrew Packer]

You let it play to take a575,000.

[Joe Gatto]

Ring and approximately $780,000 worth of earrings.

[Zach Amico]

He left the mall and got into.

[Shannon]

A vehicle, which we later tracked down to Washington county.

[Zach Amico]

And we were able to notify the.

[Shannon]

Florida highway patrol and they tracked him.

[Zach Amico]

There and were able to stop him. He's pretty handsome.

[Joe Gatto]

That interaction.

[Andrew Packer]

They noticed to be foreign.

[Joe Gatto]

Objects suspected to be the Tiffany's earrings. Later, after the diamonds were expelled from his system, we were able to break.

[Andrew Packer]

They just passed.

[Dave Temple]

I'm sure they. I'm sure they opened him up like a. A dog.

[Peter Angelo]

$700,000 worth of diamonds.

[Dave Temple]

Like, I want my diamonds back.

[Peter Angelo]

That guy just used the mouth device.

[Andrew Packer]

So if you wait 12 hours, he'll shit them out. No, I'm opening them up right now.

[Peter Angelo]

I'm going in manually. Yeah, we got a device for us.

[Dave Temple]

This becomes a heist movie.

[Zach Amico]

Man. I thought the song was what about Breakfast at Tiffany's.

[Dave Temple]

I eat diamonds, makes my dookie twinkle.

[Peter Angelo]

Twinkling dookie.

[Zach Amico]

All right, I think we got one more on here. Passengers lost phone forces plane to return to airport mid flight.

[Dave Temple]

Bro.

[Mikey Figs]

What?

[Shannon]

So what happened was they lost the phone in between two seats on the plane. It was supposed to be a four hour flight. They were one hour into the flight. They weren't able to get the phone out from in between the seats. And apparently that's a safety concern because the phone is like suffocated. So it could explode, it could start to smoke or something. So they had to turn it back around another hour, dismantle the Seats, get the phone out and then proceed on their way.

[Peter Angelo]

Oh, that's a.

[Mikey Figs]

How the.

[Peter Angelo]

That's something. You just want to kill everybody.

[Zach Amico]

They don't got tongs on this. Well, I mean, like, I've dropped.

[Mikey Figs]

Dropped a phone on a plane. Like, how. What airline was this?

[Dave Temple]

Right.

[Mikey Figs]

That you can't.

[Shannon]

Air France.

[Mikey Figs]

Air France. The French.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, like, they've never dropped French fries. They're turning them around. The planes are up. Did you hear about the one last night? A guy like, he's. They were flying from, like, LA to one of those Asian countries, like Hong Kong or one of.

[Andrew Packer]

One of those Asian.

[Dave Temple]

It was either Japan or China. One of them. But, like, he forgot his passport. So he, like, landed in San Francisco to, like, have someone bring him his passport. And then. Because he wouldn't have been able to do anything in the other country. But this was the pilot that forgot his passport. Oh, they had like a six hour delay.

[Mikey Figs]

You all, we're going back.

[Andrew Packer]

That's the only person that can do that.

[Mikey Figs]

Yeah. Now I'm asking every pilot when I fly. Hey, you have all your documents.

[Dave Temple]

Like, we're flying to Indiana, dude. Relax.

[Zach Amico]

I take any risks to pee. I feel it is. Flights has just been bananas lately.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, man.

[Zach Amico]

Or is it. That's just the news cycle is focusing on flight hijinks.

[Dave Temple]

I guess it's the news cycle. But I mean, this is also insane, like, because they're supposed to be the best of the best.

[Andrew Packer]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

You know what I mean? It's like, well, I guess. No, not right. Commercial airline flights. Those aren't the best. Right.

[Peter Angelo]

My boy. My boy Vinnie was on a flight, we were flying to Florida. You know when the flight's about to go off and it kind of accelerates? Like, right that moment, as it was accelerating, they heard a big bang. And it. The brakes went on and it stopped. And they were like, hold on one second. There was a problem. Whatever. Well, we think we could fly out. And they were like, we're gonna wait. The maintenance people came and were like, no, no, no. This big piece broke. You cannot fly out. And his. His plane was delayed like, like eight hours. But right at the last moment before it was about to lift up, something happened and they stopped. And they were about to go back, try it again. Until the maintenance guys were like, no, you can't.

[Mikey Figs]

Look, we'll take the shot.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah, we think this is all right. Like, it could have just been.

[Andrew Packer]

Listen, we turned the plane off and we turned it on. Yeah, Literally.

[Peter Angelo]

Literally.

[Dave Temple]

All right.

[Mikey Figs]

Literally.

[Zach Amico]

The guys.

[Andrew Packer]

I've been on flights where they've done that. They're like, look, maintenance is checking it, and then they've turned the plane on, turn it back on. They're like, all right, we're good to go.

[Peter Angelo]

And he's just like, wait, what?

[Mikey Figs]

We were literally flying back into, like, two weeks ago. Of course everything's going on. This was the roughest landing I think I've ever. We were, like, banking, just bouncing, and.

[Dave Temple]

It'S been the little. Oh, my God. A lot of little planes flying out of LaGuardia, bouncing around on takeoff. And on land, sometimes you don't feel.

[Peter Angelo]

Anything, and you're like, no.

[Mikey Figs]

This was hands down, like, the roughest one. But it was also, like, in the same week as, like, all the other.

[Andrew Packer]

Accidents every week, Toronto one where it, like, flipped over.

[Dave Temple]

I know, dude.

[Andrew Packer]

Every time I have to leave out of that airport, I'm like.

[Dave Temple]

Like, I felt bad, too. I was going to make that joke when Zach was plugging his tour dates in Canada. If you want to see a plane.

[Zach Amico]

Roll over, hope you got a middle seat. Boy.

[Peter Angelo]

That'S wild, man.

[Zach Amico]

I did. When we were in Europe, we were on, like, a real puddle jumper, and they moved me just to even you.

[Andrew Packer]

Even out the way.

[Zach Amico]

Even out the plane. Yeah.

[Mikey Figs]

All right. That family of four. Get over there.

[Zach Amico]

Zach over there.

[Dave Temple]

There you go.

[Zach Amico]

That was worse. That was EasyJet.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, yeah.

[Mikey Figs]

I guess it wasn't very Easy that day.

[Zach Amico]

EasyJet. First of all, there's no. It's their Spirit airline tunnel to the plane. You just get on the plane like the Beatles.

[Dave Temple]

You're walking in a tarmac, like a.

[Zach Amico]

Third World country, and you go. You go up the thing like you're the president. And then I saw guys literally, like, spinning the blades in the front.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I didn't fit in the seat. I. I know my ass goes with, like, United, Delta. I know my ass goes between the two things. And I could sit EasyJet. The fucking other armrest was in my ass crack. And the lady goes, do you need some water? I'm like, more than I need anything. And she brings me a bottle of water and then takes out a credit card machine and goes, that'll be €5.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, buddy. I don't know whether it was easy to Orion plane, but it was also like that, where at least they take the steps. They did both of them. They would put two sets of steps, one in the back of the plane and one in the front.

[Zach Amico]

They did that first.

[Dave Temple]

So you board fast as shit. You know what I mean? They're like, all right, if you're boarding passes in the back. And I'm like, why don't they?

[Zach Amico]

Well, EasyJet's the one that's trying to turn it into soul plane. Where the back of the plane is standing only.

[Dave Temple]

Well, yeah, their flights, they're like 45 minute flights, you know what I mean?

[Zach Amico]

Well, my only question with that is takeoff and landing.

[Dave Temple]

It's not that important. I was just on a flight.

[Zach Amico]

No, I think those are the most important parts about flying.

[Dave Temple]

No, no, no. Yeah, yeah. I was just recently on a flight where my seat was broke. Like, I went. I sat in it and the thing just went back. Right. And it was funny. It was a comfort plus seat, but it's still broken. So the lady tells me, lift the seat up. I did. She walked off, Checked her. I sit back, it fell fine. I fall asleep. I wake up to her tapping me to let me know we're about to land. Put your seat back up. And I kinda let her know, like it's broken. And she goes, no, you have to push the button. So I push the button to show her that it goes up and then lean back. Soon as it catches weight, it just falls back again. She just goes and just walks off. So it's like, oh, all of this pick your seat up shit never meant anything. Nothing.

[Andrew Packer]

I think it just didn't mean anything to her in that moment. I think it probably still means something.

[Mikey Figs]

Yeah, like, what do you want to do about it? Fix it.

[Dave Temple]

I mean, this is a matter of life and death. That's why we do it. Right?

[Zach Amico]

I think she just saw you and it's like, if this guy starts filming me, telling me this is really fucking my week. But if you were standing on the plane holding just like the thing you have on the bus, I don't think. You don't think takeoff would be like bananas trying to stay standing?

[Dave Temple]

I don't know. I haven't been awake for takeoff in years, man. Like, I get so high going through as soon as I get to the plane and I just kind of wake up in the next city.

[Mikey Figs]

Damn, that's impressive. Yeah, I can barely sleep on planes.

[Peter Angelo]

It's so uncomfortable.

[Mikey Figs]

I think that's why, because I can.

[Zach Amico]

Barely arl one he hibernates on planes. All right, we got one more on here. Let's do it. We got murder dogs. Bachelor alum Sean Lowe attacked by his dog twice in 12 hour span. I was fighting for my life. Here we go.

[Dave Temple]

Who's that?

[Mikey Figs]

Wait, I'm uncomfortable. He said the n Word.

[Peter Angelo]

What's the name of the dog?

[Dave Temple]

My.

[Shannon]

I have an Instagram video of the guy actually telling his story. Do you want me to play that or do you want me to tell it to you?

[Zach Amico]

I think I would rather see it. Yeah. Also, real quick, look, if you live in a house with a black guy and a woman named Monica, that must get confusing sometimes.

[Dave Temple]

Hilarious. Monica. Monica. Yeah, your emphasis.

[Mikey Figs]

The same guy from the bdsm.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, they all have. Yeah, they have a look.

[Joe Gatto]

Hey, everybody.

[Andrew Packer]

What kind of dog?

[Zach Amico]

The dog was scared of getting eaten.

[Joe Gatto]

I guess you could say our family has been through something pretty traumatic.

[Peter Angelo]

He looks really familiar.

[Joe Gatto]

The weekend.

[Shannon]

Oh, yeah, he's on the Bachelor.

[Peter Angelo]

Oh, wow. Was he the Bachelor?

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

Yes.

[Mikey Figs]

You watched the Bachelor?

[Joe Gatto]

I've debated on whether or not we should share this publicly, but I just figured you guys are gonna ask questions and you'll probably see things, so I might as well get out ahead of it. Where should I start? I'll just start from the beginning.

[Mikey Figs]

Oh, thanks.

[Joe Gatto]

So on Thursday, I was having some friends of mine over to barbecue. Catherine took the kids to the mall, and we're just barbecuing here on my patio. And it was a really nice night, so I had the doors and windows open.

[Andrew Packer]

Worst storytelling.

[Joe Gatto]

And some of the smoke from the barbecue started to.

[Dave Temple]

To.

[Joe Gatto]

To drift inside, and our smoke alarm started going off. And so I grab a dish rag, and I'm going over to waft the smoke away from the smoke alarm because the siren was insanely loud. And as I'm holding the dish rag, Moose comes up and, like, bites it and kind of nips my real quick.

[Shannon]

So Moose is a boxer, and they adopted him three months prior to this.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Joe Gatto]

Finger really aggressively, which is something that boxer does not do. So, you know, I kind of gave him a no Moose. And again, the sirens just blaring.

[Peter Angelo]

Come on, Moose.

[Joe Gatto]

And then he goes and starts to bite my feet. And, like, he's kind of done this before. Like, if you have a herding dog, you're probably familiar with this, where they kind of nip the heels. But he never really bites. Well, he was biting my feet so hard, he actually put holes in my shoes, and it was hurting my feet. So at this point, again, there's so much chaos going on with the alarm going off. I give him, like, a very stern, like, moose, no, no. And it was right then I beat.

[Peter Angelo]

The out of me, shows his teeth.

[Joe Gatto]

At me and just attacks me. And I don't mean, like, bite and run off like a lot of dogs do when they're scared or defensive. I mean, attacks me. And I feel him just kind of ripping into the flesh of my arm. And at this point, I am doing everything I possibly can just to fin this dog off. And I'm over here in our hallway.

[Zach Amico]

I.

[Joe Gatto]

There's a couple double doors over here. I'm trying to get him out the double doors.

[Zach Amico]

Dog bites harder than Joe. Gotta.

[Joe Gatto]

Don'T know what's going on. Just trying to get him out the door. I finally am able to get him out the door into the backyard, and he comes back through the door and attacks me for a second time. And not trying to be dramatic, but I. I honestly just felt like I am fighting for my life. Year against a dog. No, not just a dog. My dog. Right? Like, he's. He's my dog. We've only had him for a little.

[Dave Temple]

He hasn't accepted that this was the wife's idea. He. He never wanted this dog to begin with.

[Zach Amico]

Does she need to be in this video?

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah. Well, yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Human. Because he sucks. He didn't want the dog. He never gave a. And the minute that this dog shows some shit. I don't even know the story, but it sounds like. Was he extra aggressive with the dog?

[Zach Amico]

No, it sounds like the fire alarm freak to me.

[Mikey Figs]

Also, how the. I've cooked, I've grilled while on acid, and I haven't. The smoke alarms off inside the house.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Mikey Figs]

What the were you doing?

[Dave Temple]

He had to add a good backstory. All right. He was beating the out of his dog.

[Peter Angelo]

Go ahead, Chamberlain.

[Zach Amico]

He was beating up the dog. Smoking crack in the house.

[Peter Angelo]

Dog tried to save the family.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Joe Gatto]

He's my dog.

[Mikey Figs]

Team Moose.

[Joe Gatto]

I walk him. If I run errands, he goes in the truck with me. When I get out of my chair, my kids don't like it because he follows me. He doesn't follow them like it's my dog. All he's ever wanted was affection from you. Earlier that day, I had a video of him just putting his head in my lap while I'm working upstairs. And he just wanted to be pet. That's my dog. And so it was. It was so bizarre. Like, why is my dog, who I know loves me, attacking me, so aggressive? Impressively. So I'm finally able to get him out a second time. And my friends who are here shut the door behind me. And I look down at my arm and.

[Dave Temple]

Right, That's a bite mark.

[Zach Amico]

It was.

[Peter Angelo]

Oh, how to get stitched.

[Mikey Figs]

You know what's funny? No bruises.

[Dave Temple]

Not at all. Not at all.

[Andrew Packer]

There's discoloration.

[Mikey Figs]

Yeah, yeah. But not just a giant bruised.

[Dave Temple]

Are we just going to find out he was molesting the dog?

[Zach Amico]

He invited the dog. The dog invited him back to the dog house to vanish his dms.

[Mikey Figs]

Can we go to the dog? Can we get the dog's tik tok up here so we can find out.

[Zach Amico]

DM the dog earlier saying what are you doing? The dog was like if you come up, I mean I can't use the doggy door cuz people will see me.

[Mikey Figs]

The dog's only three years old.

[Peter Angelo]

Well that's 21 the dog years. He's three months.

[Zach Amico]

We met the dog when it was one. He waited.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. Jesus Christ.

[Peter Angelo]

Oh no, no, no.

[Joe Gatto]

But that was cut so deep and I just see blood both squirting. Probably a couple feet squirting. So my first thought is I think that dog may have nicked an artery. And we have the video which the, the video is way too violent. I'm not going to share that.

[Mikey Figs]

But come on, tease me like that.

[Dave Temple]

Drops his tick tock.

[Peter Angelo]

This dog's going to hell.

[Joe Gatto]

You got to get me to a hospital. Call Catherine. And I thank God that, that my friends were there because they were able to rush me to the er. So I go to the ER and they stitch me up in five or six different places on my arm. All the while I still am just having a hard time reconciling what just happened with my dog. And I get home, my friends had corralled moose to the backyard and.

[Andrew Packer]

The burgers were burnt.

[Mikey Figs]

At this point he's in the hospital and his friends are still. Some of his friends are still at the house at the killer dog.

[Peter Angelo]

Do we eat?

[Mikey Figs]

Peter, I'm hungry. I came for food. I'm having a burger.

[Peter Angelo]

Porterhouse is perfect right now.

[Zach Amico]

I wonder where he saved this dog from that a working smoke alarm alerted it so much.

[Dave Temple]

There's a certain type of person that you know, never has a working smoke alarm. So my in the clear.

[Zach Amico]

I wonder where they got the smoke alarm.

[Peter Angelo]

People who fly J.

[Zach Amico]

Where? What's that sound? Usually only chirps.

[Mikey Figs]

What's it doing?

[Joe Gatto]

They, they cleaned up. There was again. I've got photos of this too, but a, a a literal pool of blood on our floor like nothing I've ever seen.

[Mikey Figs]

What up J?

[Dave Temple]

So I mopped it up with the dough.

[Andrew Packer]

So the next morning, shoved his face in it.

[Peter Angelo]

Bad again. Bad time.

[Joe Gatto]

I'm confused. I'm heartbroken. But I know with what just transpired, obviously this I can't keep Moose in this house. I've got young kids and I've got to be concerned about my own safety. So I'm talking to our local animal control and they connected me with a great officer who happened to have a boxer. So he was very sympathetic and he. We were just talking through the different things. I called our animal adoption agency where we got Moose. I was looking at the various no kill shelters. I was just trying to figure out the best plan of action. And this officer actually said, okay, make your calls and then call me back. We'll figure this out together. Like he was super helpful.

[Zach Amico]

And then Moose walked in and said, who the you on the phone?

[Peter Angelo]

You're talking to an officer, you snitch ass stitches you. My least favorite bachelor.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, God.

[Joe Gatto]

Kind of told my parents what had happened and they said, hey, we're gonna come grab you.

[Peter Angelo]

Ain't getting a rose.

[Mikey Figs]

Sorry.

[Joe Gatto]

So that you can rest and recover. And so we were super grateful for that.

[Dave Temple]

It's an opportunity to see our grandchildren.

[Joe Gatto]

The front yard for my parents to show up with the kids. They show up and we're getting the kids in the car so that they can go with them. And the next thing I know, I hear a truck backing up.

[Andrew Packer]

It's a truck backing up. Just sets him off again.

[Joe Gatto]

Oh, and it's Catherine from inside the house. And I look at the front door because I'm standing in the front yard.

[Zach Amico]

Pause.

[Peter Angelo]

Oh my God. Moose is attacking.

[Zach Amico]

I look at the calendar and it says 4th of July. And I go.

[Joe Gatto]

And I see Moose running out the front door. So apparently we had these double doors open for that barbecue and the. We didn't lock them, I guess. And it was really windy that day and the wind actually blew the doors open.

[Dave Temple]

And so you get attacked again.

[Joe Gatto]

You know, going through a dog attack is pretty darn traumatic. Having to relive it less than 12 hours later.

[Peter Angelo]

No way.

[Mikey Figs]

Round two, mother.

[Peter Angelo]

I know you got you.

[Andrew Packer]

I know you're going to get me killed. I may as well now talking all that.

[Dave Temple]

I hear no bell. Think it's the first home I done been in, huh? To turn their back on me.

[Mikey Figs]

I mean, a dog does that much damage to you. Like I make sure it's locked in a room.

[Andrew Packer]

Not even a muzzle on this thing.

[Mikey Figs]

Get in a b. Like a bathroom, the basement.

[Zach Amico]

Like you don't leash it wherever it is.

[Mikey Figs]

So yeah, tie it the. I'm sure. I'm sure he got it out of his system.

[Peter Angelo]

The double doors. He'll be fine.

[Joe Gatto]

Running straight at you is A feeling that I don't think I ever want to experience again.

[Dave Temple]

It makes it sound like he was at the Pistons game or the Pacers games.

[Andrew Packer]

Okay, just for reference, like, how big is a boxer? Could you not just kick this thing in the face?

[Dave Temple]

Some of them get pretty big.

[Andrew Packer]

They get pretty big.

[Mikey Figs]

Pretty big, yeah.

[Andrew Packer]

Okay.

[Peter Angelo]

Gotta have a photo of the dog after, but go ahead.

[Mikey Figs]

You have the same hair as him.

[Joe Gatto]

Useless because it was all stitched up and I was having a hard time moving it. And so there's a split second where I'm looking at him and I'm just praying, like, please let it be the friendly moose that I know and just.

[Mikey Figs]

Start singing Let it be wrong. He.

[Joe Gatto]

He made a beine right at me and just lunged and started attacking me again. And. And again we've got video because we've got cameras outside.

[Dave Temple]

I offered him a Pepsi.

[Peter Angelo]

No, no, no.

[Joe Gatto]

And then I'm. My dad is in the front yard, too, and I'm like, help, help.

[Dave Temple]

Not in front of my father.

[Joe Gatto]

And, yeah, I just again, feel him ripping into my flesh. And again, I'm not trying to exaggerate. I certainly don't want to come across as, like, a victim or anything like that. I'm just telling you how it happened. And so I'm able to wrestle him to the ground. And this dog is so strong, he's so explosive, but I'm able to wrestle him to the ground. I've got a hold of his collar, but I know that he's ripped my arm open. And I just know, like, I'm fighting for my life here. Like, I feel like if this dog gets up, he is going to kill me.

[Peter Angelo]

I.

[Joe Gatto]

And I again, it's so bizarre because my dog literally kissing on the head just a day prior.

[Dave Temple]

If he kills him with his.

[Joe Gatto]

And that's wild. My dad comes over, helps. My mom is in a panic. She's shouting for the neighbors to call. 91 1. The kids. Kids got into the car. And then we were very fortunate that the kids did see Moose attack me. But then a neighbor came out and quickly ushered them into their house so they didn't see anything else. And then it took me about 10 minutes of laying on Moose and it took everything I had to control this dog. And, like, I'm 220 pounds.

[Peter Angelo]

Like, you look good, baby.

[Dave Temple]

Right? I'm fucking working his kidneys, you know what I mean? I'm giving him gut shots, everything, you know? And this fucking dog is not tapping out, you know? So then I fucking got him in a Rear naked choke, right? And I'm like, you better tap. You better tap, man. And he's so fucking stubborn.

[Peter Angelo]

So me, I'm son of a bitch.

[Joe Gatto]

Killed my children or my wife. But I was able to hold him for 10 minutes until the cops came. And then the cops had a hard time getting control of him.

[Peter Angelo]

Oh, he didn't kill this.

[Shannon]

I'm gonna pause it here for a second. If you just click away. I do have footage from when the cops arrived.

[Dave Temple]

If you just start playing George Floyd footage. This is a up joke. Led me down this path. Got me up here early to watch the George Floyd tape all over again. You guys, it says the cops had.

[Mikey Figs]

Trouble with the dog. The dog had no problem with.

[Zach Amico]

He was selling loose bones.

[Peter Angelo]

Okay, where's the. Where's the child at? They're in the house.

[Andrew Packer]

Okay, they've been bit.

[Peter Angelo]

What are they holding?

[Dave Temple]

Oh, use the bike. So the body cam footage got out.

[Zach Amico]

Been bit bad.

[Andrew Packer]

Okay, stand by.

[Zach Amico]

Let me get our equipment.

[Andrew Packer]

TMZ was like, we need this.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, yeah, tmz. There's. This is body cam footage we watching? No, they got all the kind last.

[Peter Angelo]

Night, attacked him for the first time, and now he's attacked him again just now. It's a rescue dog.

[Zach Amico]

They haven't had.

[Peter Angelo]

The house.

[Dave Temple]

Shut up, Kathleen. I'm explaining it. What the hell?

[Mikey Figs]

They're using a scooter, pulling it down.

[Peter Angelo]

Wait, I don't see the dog.

[Joe Gatto]

Right down the block.

[Mikey Figs]

We're going to think he's, like, laying on the dog's bird.

[Dave Temple]

This is how the dog got like this.

[Peter Angelo]

Oh, he's choked down. Where'd you get bit, sir? He's already got stitches.

[Shannon]

Is he still biting you?

[Zach Amico]

Currently, no.

[Joe Gatto]

The dog owner is.

[Zach Amico]

I'm the dog owner.

[Peter Angelo]

You're the dog.

[Dave Temple]

He's just.

[Peter Angelo]

All set.

[Dave Temple]

Guys, do something. I hate when they try to play detective.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, 20 stitches last night.

[Mikey Figs]

Tell me what happened. Shut up and do something.

[Dave Temple]

Wait a minute.

[Peter Angelo]

You got id? What's your address? Who.

[Dave Temple]

Who called? Did the dog call? Or who we here for?

[Peter Angelo]

Okay, I know you're holding on to.

[Zach Amico]

Him, but I just.

[Peter Angelo]

I'm trying to check where you. Okay, wait, he's trying.

[Zach Amico]

Hold on, hold on.

[Dave Temple]

Put your arms behind your back, sir.

[Joe Gatto]

Come on.

[Peter Angelo]

He's.

[Joe Gatto]

He's going to try to get me if he gets up.

[Mikey Figs]

Just the Mike Myers of. It's the John Carpenter movie next year.

[Zach Amico]

I love that they had. I put a scooter, a bus. What it's like when you're trying to be Kane in a.

[Dave Temple]

Was there anything. He's a dead m. Do you know what prompted him?

[Joe Gatto]

Last night our smoke alarm went off and that triggered.

[Dave Temple]

I love that she thinks this is the time that to do the questionnaire.

[Peter Angelo]

Wait a minute. Are you the bachelor?

[Mikey Figs]

I just love you.

[Peter Angelo]

Why didn't you in the front yard? Oh, that's a nasty. Was fantastic.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, it seems to just be me.

[Andrew Packer]

What were you wearing when the dog attacked you?

[Mikey Figs]

Did you provoke the dog?

[Peter Angelo]

All right, dog, I'm gonna need to.

[Dave Temple]

See some ID like this the only.

[Andrew Packer]

Man that's been bit.

[Mikey Figs]

Maybe you should have been wearing a shirt of stakes.

[Peter Angelo]

Okay, we need to get that around his neck.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Peter Angelo]

Okay, so here's what's gonna happen.

[Dave Temple]

Sir, in the gray shirt, this gentleman.

[Zach Amico]

Here is gonna put his foot right where your foot is, okay?

[Peter Angelo]

And then we're gonna move from here.

[Mikey Figs]

And then he's gonna step on your neck.

[Dave Temple]

Back surfing.

[Peter Angelo]

For approximately three minutes.

[Zach Amico]

All right? Right foot, left ear. Can't breathe.

[Peter Angelo]

What do you think, Shannon?

[Andrew Packer]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I can't bark.

[Andrew Packer]

Blood in the mouth.

[Dave Temple]

Where's his.

[Peter Angelo]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Packer]

Yeah, you can see that, right?

[Zach Amico]

Pause up, sir. No, it's not around. It's not around. It has to go around. All right.

[Peter Angelo]

Careful.

[Mikey Figs]

You ever put a new set on before? What state are we in?

[Peter Angelo]

Do we know?

[Dave Temple]

Florida.

[Andrew Packer]

That's a big animal.

[Peter Angelo]

He just lost it. The dog lost.

[Dave Temple]

It's not. It's not. No, no, no, no, no.

[Zach Amico]

This is brutal.

[Peter Angelo]

It's brutal, but I want to keep really brutal. It's brutal. Jorge, can you enhance it?

[Dave Temple]

But he should be able to suit TMZ for this. Because this makes him look bad.

[Peter Angelo]

No, not at all. No, this will make him look bad. He's the dog.

[Zach Amico]

No, he beat the dog to death.

[Dave Temple]

But everyone didn't see his thing. They saw what TMZ put out.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, well, that's why he had to put this video.

[Dave Temple]

Exactly.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Because all there. How could you do that to that poor dog? Everyone's gonna say that he did something to that dog.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Or at least half of the people.

[Peter Angelo]

He'S got right there. The mom, right away is like the dog attacked us.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but dog people are mouth exactly like.

[Dave Temple]

There are girls watching this crying, going, oh, my God.

[Peter Angelo]

That's got a sir fucking caliber right to his brain right there.

[Dave Temple]

I know. Now he's gonna be in a fucking facility wasting taxpayers dollars.

[Zach Amico]

What is that?

[Peter Angelo]

What is that?

[Zach Amico]

What is that?

[Mikey Figs]

What is that? Okay, what is that? That's your hand.

[Peter Angelo]

Back your face away. Back your face away.

[Dave Temple]

I Hope when he just gets up, the dog just has the biggest erection.

[Peter Angelo]

Is that your blood?

[Zach Amico]

No, that's.

[Mikey Figs]

That.

[Zach Amico]

That's moose.

[Peter Angelo]

Is se.

[Zach Amico]

Oh.

[Peter Angelo]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

We're going to need to wrap this dog in saran.

[Peter Angelo]

Did he come before Called.

[Zach Amico]

Black woman dressed like a cat who.

[Peter Angelo]

Glued high heels to his feet is pissed. Anybody know how these booties got glued to his paws? It's okay. All right.

[Zach Amico]

Drunk black woman dressed like a cat. Dog's claiming it's her first time babies in the dog.

[Mikey Figs]

The dog spent $11,000 on this.

[Peter Angelo]

I do smell burgers burning. Was that. Were the burgers burning?

[Mikey Figs]

You're going to have to get away.

[Dave Temple]

Tell me when he's. He's going to pop up as soon.

[Joe Gatto]

As I take my body weight off hubby.

[Dave Temple]

So somebody hold his legs down.

[Mikey Figs]

So someone else.

[Dave Temple]

Why are you trying to grab him only like this?

[Zach Amico]

Next thing, sir, I will be giving you a wedgie. On the count of three, he's like, you guys.

[Peter Angelo]

Fuck y'all. Y'all your problem now. Oh, they taser.

[Mikey Figs]

Are they tasing the dog?

[Dave Temple]

Jesus Christ.

[Peter Angelo]

Are they tasering the dog?

[Zach Amico]

Got him.

[Peter Angelo]

Yep.

[Zach Amico]

Give him another shot. Jesus Christ.

[Peter Angelo]

Shannon, how do you feel about this?

[Shannon]

I hate this.

[Zach Amico]

This isn't good for anybody, Shannon.

[Peter Angelo]

I kind of enjoy.

[Dave Temple]

This.

[Peter Angelo]

Dog is a bag.

[Zach Amico]

So now we know why he had to put out this video.

[Peter Angelo]

Yeah. Sir, get out of the way.

[Zach Amico]

What do we need to open?

[Peter Angelo]

The dog's got a brain problem. You gotta take him out of his misery.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. What are you gonna keep him in a thing like Hannibal Lecter now?

[Mikey Figs]

It breaks where he goes back at him like when wrestlers get pulled apart.

[Dave Temple]

Is he gonna cattle prod this up there? Oh, he got him. Okay. Yeah, bro. Tmz him by putting this out. This is.

[Peter Angelo]

How did TMZ get the body cam footage they watch?

[Dave Temple]

They pay people to watch the Internet.

[Mikey Figs]

I can't believe TMZ is still a thing.

[Dave Temple]

They just signed exclusive stream rights to Tubi. They know who their audience is.

[Mikey Figs]

Zach. You know that hardcore band gel. Yes, I just broke up. TMZ had a video about them. Why are you guys talking about like a low leveled hardcore been.

[Zach Amico]

That was. That was a tough watch, I will admit.

[Dave Temple]

Interesting, though. Very good. Very good. Very compelling. Yeah, man.

[Peter Angelo]

Wow.

[Mikey Figs]

And now George Floyd.

[Dave Temple]

All right, there's gonna be.

[Peter Angelo]

There's gonna be AI videos on Twitter of the dog coming back to life. Have you seen Droid?

[Dave Temple]

Like, watch how. So this season of the Bachelor is still going on.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

He's in the middle of it.

[Peter Angelo]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Dave Temple]

I'm gonna say, yeah.

[Mikey Figs]

He has a wife and kids.

[Dave Temple]

Keep your rose.

[Mikey Figs]

That'd be great. He's on it. Season finale is like, you've made it all the way. And here is the dog. The girl takes the mask off as the dog the whole time.

[Peter Angelo]

After the rose, a woman tell all. We have Moose. Moose sitting down with us.

[Zach Amico]

All right, guys, we're gonna wrap it up there. Thank you so much for tuning in. And we will be back live this Friday. Thank you so much. For my guests. Check them out online, support their stand up and go see Lewis out on the road. We'll see Friday here on Lewis and Zach.