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Lewis Gomez
Fill her up.
Zach Amico
You're listening to the Gas Digital network.
Gino Bisconti
We got Zakamiko red dot headshot. But a Puerto Rican point guard striking like a viper.
Zach Amico
Lewis and Zach.
Gino Bisconti
And it came to attack spilling crack on the track.
Zach Amico
Lewis and Zack spin straight facts. And we're back. And we're back.
Lewis Gomez
And we're back.
Zach Amico
And we're backs. And we're backs. That's the silverback gorilla you're talking about. Welcome to the show. It's Lewis's act show. We are back. Finally. I don't know how long it's been, Zach. It's been way too long.
Lewis Gomez
I've been a very long time my friend.
Zach Amico
It's been.
Lewis Gomez
It's also N word back does sound like a position in football.
Zach Amico
Welcome to the show. It's Lewis and Zach show. I am the porter can rattlesnake Lucia Gomez. He is the international superstar Zach Amico live here on the GAS Digital network. GAS Digital Studios East Village. We're actually live today which is very nice. If you guys haven't yet go subscribe. You should know that we do uncensored ad free version of this show plus a bonus show every Friday. Plus you get access to the on demand library 1000 episodes deep if you count all the real ass podcast that are not available anywhere else. Use that promo code. Laz. Get yourself a buck 50amonth off the premium service. I think the the best value of any streaming service out there in my opinion. More N words for your dollar. More N words for your buck. Do you think that's a deal? You can.
Lewis Gomez
I mean that's an old timey deal if I ever heard one.
Zach Amico
Do you think we have more N words than Amazon? Like if you actually go the amount of times the N word has been said on the Gas Digital network versus Amazon prime or the actual Amazon.
Gino Bisconti
I think, I think it goes on fire. I think the top your website Amazon and the Amazon employee delivery drivers. That's the most N words.
Lewis Gomez
Yeah, the complaint hotline for Amazon delivery.
Gino Bisconti
God, I enjoy it here.
Zach Amico
We have a great show planned today.
Gino Bisconti
And I'm here too.
Zach Amico
Two incredible guests on the show. You know him and love him from in hot water. Ladies and gentlemen, Gino Bisconti back on the show.
Gino Bisconti
Hey buddy.
Zach Amico
Hey buddy. And his lovely bride, it's me, Keanu. You've been on the show a couple times, right? At least a couple times.
Keanu Thompson
Been a while but been a hot.
Zach Amico
Minute from Keanu cast from the the the the loins of Gino Biscar as well.
Gino Bisconti
Speaking of loins, got to See your son for the first time in years today.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
Handsome son of a.
Zach Amico
He's out there right now.
Gino Bisconti
But it's Karen. You know me.
Keanu Thompson
I'm like, frightened him.
Gino Bisconti
I did. I'm like, I'm. I literally. I'm like, I'm hugging you.
Zach Amico
Yeah. No, you know, he loves it. He remembers you. And my niece is out there as well. I brought the kids in today. Why not? I haven't seen him in 10 days. I was like, let me. I feel bad. Let me bring him to the city.
Gino Bisconti
And hang out Chino there.
Zach Amico
Yeah, he was. He was. He was sitting in everyone's seats before. He was like, oh, this is so cool.
Gino Bisconti
He.
Zach Amico
But he thinks the green screen's incredible. My niece and my son are like, green screen all day. Some people hate on it. You know, everyone in the races, live chat. Shout out to everyone in the race, live chat. Watching right now. Because they're haters. They drink the hater Aid sometimes.
Gino Bisconti
We had the green screen. I'm gonna let you in on a little. I didn't really have all those books on in hot water. I never read one of them. It was a gag and feeler's like, oh, the green screen looks so terrible. No, it doesn't. I walked in and said to Zach, I'm like, is this a different show now? He's like, no, no, no.
Zach Amico
It's roughly the same show. We have a green screen now. But anyway, Keanu Thompson. I didn't even get to say her name. Got a Thompson back on the show.
Keanu Thompson
It's me. Yeah.
Zach Amico
That is loud, Jorge. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on in that office. But, Jorge, make sure you do those level checks. Great show playing. Lots of stuff to talk about. How are you guys? How's being married?
Keanu Thompson
The same. Is it lots of N words at our household?
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Keanu Thompson
From him, not so much. Me.
Zach Amico
No. You know, have you. Do. You don't say the N word too often?
Keanu Thompson
No, it's. It's untoward for me to do so. And him. But how am I.
Zach Amico
It's not very lady like. When you hear a woman saying the N word, you're like, come on, come on.
Keanu Thompson
If it slips out during, you know, a rap song or something. Yeah, but that's. That's just accident.
Lewis Gomez
I don't want it going in or out of her mouth.
Zach Amico
Yeah. I said it for the first time in a hot minute in a very real. Not a real way, not like in a racist way. And it was in Front of Josie Marcelino. I was in Canada. Me and Josie.
Lewis Gomez
Let's see. You were safe.
Zach Amico
Josie's the shit. She's great. She opened up for me on the Canadian run and we went to go get Korean barbecue on one of the days, like maybe. Maybe Saturday or Friday afternoon or whatever. So we're going to get Korean barbecue. It's raining in Canada and, you know, I'm walking, just walking, and then a truck hit a puddle and the. The puddle came and it was a big, nasty, gray, murky ass. Canadian puddle water. Yeah, dude. It splashed on my legs, in my shoes, and I screamed the N word into the air.
Keanu Thompson
Oh, my God.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah.
Keanu Thompson
That's anger. You don't really do that.
Gino Bisconti
I don't.
Keanu Thompson
You have a pointer. It's like his whole thing.
Gino Bisconti
Yeah. Well, people accuse me of just screaming it. So I lean into it. I don't scream it, but I say the words.
Zach Amico
Whisper it. We say it at all levels.
Gino Bisconti
Say it in this sexy voice sometimes.
Zach Amico
That was Donald Duck. Really? That was Donald Duck.
Gino Bisconti
Do it again. Is it really Domino Duck saying it?
Lewis Gomez
That's from who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
That's fantastic. Disney is. Disney is just garbage. And I mean, like, they got. Let me rephrase. God bless Disney. They got away with so much awful awfulness. Like they. Yeah, the Nazis and the hatred of the Jews.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
And now they're just, you know, they fudge kids now, which is great. They just.
Zach Amico
People are freaking out now about the new Snow White. They're freaking out and I'm going like, guys, it's not for us. It's for little girls.
Gino Bisconti
But it's not.
Zach Amico
It's not our opinion.
Keanu Thompson
I think it's for Disney adults.
Zach Amico
You think for Disney adults?
Keanu Thompson
Yes, I think it's for Disney adults that wanted the live action Snow White. And I don't mind that she's Mexican and that she has like some hair on her back. Any incel that is like, oh, my God, she's got hair on her back. They've just never been close.
Zach Amico
I didn't know she had on her back. Does she have hair on her back?
Keanu Thompson
That's what. What they're saying is like, please. People are such freaks. She's beautiful. I have no problem with that. It's just she shits on the. She shits on the original movie. And the Disney adults are like, don't understand why it's.
Zach Amico
But it's not even Disney adults that are disappointed. It is like everyone's adult men that are being like, is like this. It's like you don't care about Disney.
Keanu Thompson
Why do you care?
Zach Amico
Nobody gives a.
Gino Bisconti
But she's.
Zach Amico
Hair in the back.
Keanu Thompson
That's beautiful. Come on.
Gino Bisconti
But she's. The thing is she's still.
Zach Amico
Look, she's still pretty tight even with that hairy back.
Keanu Thompson
Like a Toy girl.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
Never heard toy.
Keanu Thompson
Right. She just.
Gino Bisconti
She's a jerk. Yeah, she's a jerk.
Zach Amico
See, this is what I'm saying. Hold on. This. The point being proved right now. Here's. You know, he's got his American flag, fucking bandana. Can I say yes, he has a real opinion about fucking Snow White, which is insane.
Gino Bisconti
No, because here's why. And Keanu even agreed with this when I said she's a jerk. I'm not saying she's a. Not saying she's a. I'm saying she's a jerk because you said it. Oh, well, I don't think it's for. It's for Disney adults. I don't think it's for us. It's for kids.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
And kids. It's. It's an escape. It's an. Sorry, Zach. Escape. It's an escape. And all you want to do when you remake a movie, right, is make it all right. Let's make a modern day.
Zach Amico
Did we not escape? I didn't see.
Gino Bisconti
Did you ever see the clips of this jerk? See, I didn't call her a cunt. Did you ever see the clips of this jerk? Of just her saying, like, well, this is the fairest of them all. Isn't the prettiest? The fairest of them all is the one that's going to be the strongest woman and the leader. And again, this is what makes you. If you're telling me that I don't need to watch Snow White for me.
Lewis Gomez
To believe women don't like to watch Snow White.
Gino Bisconti
If I want to jerk off, if.
Keanu Thompson
I could crank one out, it's our Disney. It's also.
Zach Amico
She's the lead even.
Gino Bisconti
And it's not for strong woke women. It's for fucking kids.
Zach Amico
It's. I know, but it's who. I just. There's many adult men who are formulating. Yeah. Angry and formulating opinions on this children's movie.
Keanu Thompson
Were you gonna see it anyway? Do you have another thing for. You know.
Gino Bisconti
But have we.
Zach Amico
My niece might see it. She might see it. And she's got a hairy back.
Gino Bisconti
Everyone else.
Keanu Thompson
He is adult Mexican. I really like that the adult men's are all of a sudden defending a.
Zach Amico
Hairy back on a Mexican. It always stays wet. He's wet. A lot longer.
Gino Bisconti
There you go.
Keanu Thompson
Oh, well, I guess it would be made for her. The adult men are defending all the dwarf community now.
Zach Amico
Yeah, no, but they don't care. But that's. That's my point. It'll be like, I don't know who it is, but let's just say I'm gonna throw a name like Tucker Carlson's being like, do we need to. How many bend dwarves? Tucker Carlson? You don't care about dwarfs. No, nobody cares about dwarves.
Gino Bisconti
How many movies? Actually, I'll give Mar. Although I'm sure it wasn't his line. He's like, they really. It's like they see. They really need the work. Look, how many other Disney remakes have been made? How many?
Zach Amico
Do you know, by the way? By the way.
Gino Bisconti
But do you know.
Zach Amico
But hold on. Let me just say this because they're saying that this is the lowest grossing Disney opening weekend ever. Dumbo gross less. And Dumbo wasn't all woke.
Keanu Thompson
They made a remake of.
Zach Amico
They made a linebacker.
Gino Bisconti
Dumbo.
Zach Amico
Dumbo thinks very poorly of this movie. No, Dumbo opened lower than Snow White. And apparently Dumbo is a piece of. I think I fell asleep.
Lewis Gomez
Tim Burton did it.
Keanu Thompson
Did they hire a real elephant or.
Zach Amico
That's a great point, right?
Gino Bisconti
Rosie O'Donnell.
Keanu Thompson
How Harry was the elephant.
Gino Bisconti
I know, but this is the point. There's Disney remakes we don't talk about. Because what you said. We don't care. We're grown ups. We don't care about it.
Zach Amico
The Barbie movie.
Gino Bisconti
But when they.
Zach Amico
Snow White Barbie was great. We are men. We should not have opinions on these movies.
Gino Bisconti
Did I about the Barbie movie? No, because that was like a. You could take a Barbie movie and.
Keanu Thompson
Did you translate the Barbie movie?
Gino Bisconti
Not with you.
Zach Amico
I saw the Barbie movie and the fact that they had a tranny Barbie was infuriating. I will say that. You didn't need to shoehorn in a tranny Barbie.
Keanu Thompson
You know what? Maybe I was drunk at the time. I have completely. The trainee Barbie slipped my mind.
Zach Amico
No, because they didn't say anything. They just called it a her the whole time. It was insane.
Keanu Thompson
But it. But it was a. Like a trans.
Zach Amico
It was an actual trans.
Lewis Gomez
You could.
Zach Amico
I. I didn't pull up the tranny Barbie.
Keanu Thompson
I don't see genders.
Lewis Gomez
I need. I need. I. I need that one.
Gino Bisconti
Mattel. I heard him. I got you.
Lewis Gomez
I needed that lot.
Gino Bisconti
Big fan. You know I'm a big fan. Zach.
Zach Amico
You can Mattel now.
Gino Bisconti
They can't get over it.
Zach Amico
Wow. Wow, folks.
Lewis Gomez
See, even this.
Zach Amico
Wow.
Lewis Gomez
Wait, I. I read a fan theory today that I really love and it's got something to do with Snow White and made me so happy. Lord Farquaad, the little bad guy from Shrek. Sure he would be a lord. That means his mom was a princess. What hair does he have? Snow White's hair. Why would he be a midget?
Zach Amico
She fucked.
Lewis Gomez
She fucked the seven.
Keanu Thompson
Lol.
Lewis Gomez
Yeah, well, there's not a drunkie.
Gino Bisconti
The only one with.
Lewis Gomez
Yeah, it was a fan that Snow White cheated on the on Prince Tribec with the dwarves and that's who Lord Farquaad is.
Gino Bisconti
Or maybe she got gang banged by the dwarves. I mean it's all over the porn sites. But again, simply, just simply put to, to, to reiterate, we can't name all the Disney remakes. She made this one stand out because she's a jerk. And she made it about her. Yeah, and, and that's what she did. Like there's clips of her. I, I watched one like string of clips of her just talking about the movie and it's like, don't be a jerk. Like this is the way she's being interviewed. You would think it's a documentary on Chernobyl. It's like you stupid thought. It's a kids movie. It's an escape. I like saying it is.
Zach Amico
You like saying escape? Yeah, I, I just can't get there to give a about this dumb. She's also. What is she, 21 years old? Like that's what, that's what women are. They're dumb. At 21 years old, maybe.
Keanu Thompson
Okay, that's that Juliet on Broadway. She was magnificent. Was she extreme? I. One of the most talented.
Zach Amico
She was. There was a Puerto Rican Juliet.
Keanu Thompson
She was a Puerto Rican Juliet. And all of the kids were like did you hear, did you hear what.
Gino Bisconti
She said about that play? Nothing. She shut her mouth, she got famous and now she needs to. To opine.
Lewis Gomez
Because it ended correctly.
Keanu Thompson
It might have been more made for me. Like all of the, you know, all of the kids in it had like hello Kitty backpacks and things. Like I was like this is great.
Zach Amico
Was a modern day.
Keanu Thompson
It was a modern day. It was like steampunky like kind of Romeo and Julia. But I. She was great.
Zach Amico
Can you pull out Shannon? Pull. Give me, give us some visuals here. We, we do have a visual show.
Keanu Thompson
The nurse was like a trans chick. Yeah, that's a lot but it, but she's a hilarious character. So I thought so that she was great in Snow White. They did her wrong with that haircut they did. I know she has to have the hair, but she looks like everybody's talking about her poor hairy back.
Zach Amico
And then she's got snow whitehead.
Gino Bisconti
I don't get what you're saying.
Keanu Thompson
It could be better. She's having. And she's putting her foot in her mouth every time.
Zach Amico
That'd be hot. I'd be attracted to her if she's sucking on her own toes.
Keanu Thompson
A toe.
Zach Amico
She's. She's pretty enough. Can we. Can we get some pictures of this, Shannon, please? Anything?
Gino Bisconti
Sorry.
Shannon
I was waiting for my mic to be put on. I have her singing a song from Broadway's Romeo and Juliet. It's just not at the actual thing.
Zach Amico
Sure. Let's see.
Shannon
Put that sound on.
Gino Bisconti
We can sing along.
Zach Amico
Oh, yeah. She's beautiful. What are we talking about?
Keanu Thompson
I don't know.
Zach Amico
What are we talking about? Here's what happens. People will find an angle of her, and she doesn't look. Look stunning, and she's not gonna look.
Keanu Thompson
Good with a floored 4 qua farqua haircut.
Zach Amico
Keep on going. Keep on playing it.
Gino Bisconti
Who is saying she's ugly?
Keanu Thompson
Everyone.
Zach Amico
A lot of people. A lot of your. A lot of your colleagues are saying.
Gino Bisconti
I said she's a jerk. And I'm right. I've backed it up.
Keanu Thompson
Megan Kelly is, like, so harsh on her.
Zach Amico
Oh, yeah. She's toyed as.
Gino Bisconti
Okay, you're really selling this.
Zach Amico
She's weird as.
Gino Bisconti
She's really. So you really.
Keanu Thompson
You don't think she's ugly?
Gino Bisconti
I. I said she's beautiful. I don't mind the bat. The back on her hair, but she's a jerk. When actors forget who they are. Like. Like De Niro's lost his mind. Yeah, she's another one. But she's.
Zach Amico
But I will say if De Niro lost his mind and he was supporting Trump, you wouldn't give a.
Gino Bisconti
No. Like, you wouldn't.
Zach Amico
That's what I'm saying. We can't pick. I don't give a. About Robert De Niro's policy.
Gino Bisconti
Okay.
Zach Amico
I don't give a. About this.
Gino Bisconti
This is where I have to defend. And I'm sorry to interrupt.
Zach Amico
Can defend.
Gino Bisconti
What's that? Because no.
Zach Amico
Can defend.
Gino Bisconti
No. Okay, so. So when Robert De Niro. And if. If you can find one. And like, James woods just. He's very pro Trump, and he backs up the stuff Trump says when Robert De Niro says, if this guy gets in office, he'll never leave. He was in office. He. He did leave. If this guy gets in office we're going to be at the brink of World War iii. He was in office. We weren't at the brink of World War Three.
Zach Amico
We are currently at the brink of World War three.
Gino Bisconti
Biden, There was. There was no wars. Do you know Trump's the only one.
Zach Amico
Where no game Political. No.
Gino Bisconti
Because there were no wars under Trump.
Keanu Thompson
Danson.
Gino Bisconti
Did you hear what Ted Danson said about the election? Nothing. Isn't he great? He's a national treasure.
Lewis Gomez
You were just saying that because he did blackface.
Keanu Thompson
Oh, no.
Gino Bisconti
So good.
Zach Amico
I hit that by accident.
Gino Bisconti
What was it?
Zach Amico
I just.
Gino Bisconti
You get what I'm saying? Like, De Niro is saying stupid things that are not only.
Zach Amico
I hate any celebrity who goes over the top. Political. Roseanne sucks now. De Niro sucks now. It's like, sure, there. I. I just don't give a. Like, I'll still watch a Robert De Niro movie. There are people. If you won't watch a Robert De Niro movie. Yeah, I mean, you're. You have to. You're Italian.
Gino Bisconti
She never. She never saw. Because she's 11. She never saw what? We watched Goodfellas. We watched good.
Zach Amico
Fellas. We never watched Goodfellas.
Keanu Thompson
I didn't ever see.
Zach Amico
Can you hit her right in the face right now?
Keanu Thompson
I know.
Gino Bisconti
Again, she's just getting over watching. And every other.
Lewis Gomez
Every other of anyone, I would expect to not know what a good fella is.
Gino Bisconti
You're not gonna top Mattel. I did I' the Gauntlet. So good. Although that was great. But, you know, I mean, like, every. You don't realize every scene is quotable. Every scene has a quote.
Keanu Thompson
The Departed is my favorite. Like gangster mov needs bartenders.
Zach Amico
Departed's fine. I mean, Goodfellas is.
Keanu Thompson
It's. It was fine. But I saw the Departed first, so. Yeah, I loved.
Zach Amico
I loved.
Gino Bisconti
Good.
Zach Amico
I guess it's your generation's kind of like, you know, version of that.
Keanu Thompson
Yeah, yeah.
Zach Amico
They're all great, though. Casino is great.
Gino Bisconti
We haven't seen that yet.
Zach Amico
You haven't seen Casino?
Keanu Thompson
Casino?
Zach Amico
Oh, my God.
Keanu Thompson
I know. Listen, I was busy watching Snow White over and over and over again. She's a. I didn't even see it.
Zach Amico
Yet, but she's a child.
Lewis Gomez
You should watch After Hours. That's the most underrated Scorsese.
Keanu Thompson
Really?
Gino Bisconti
Yeah.
Keanu Thompson
Okay.
Gino Bisconti
I don't know that one.
Lewis Gomez
It's really, really, really good.
Gino Bisconti
Definitely watch.
Zach Amico
You know what's a terrible movie? Blow.
Keanu Thompson
You want to know why blows it? The end when he's crouching in the nettle with his fake Belly Blow I've seen a thousand times.
Zach Amico
It's a terrible movie. You think it's good and then you grow up and you watch it again. You' is just a piece of.
Lewis Gomez
It's like Donnie Darko. You watch it as a kid and you're like, this is high level.
Keanu Thompson
But if Blow or Donnie Darko are on, I'm watching it. I can't help it. But it's embarrassing by the end. It is. Yes.
Zach Amico
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Gino Bisconti
Can I ask one more thing? If it's anything about Trump, it's about De Niro.
Zach Amico
Okay.
Gino Bisconti
Did you see this Thing on Netflix. Zero Day.
Keanu Thompson
I liked it.
Gino Bisconti
Okay, then we'll skip over it because I watched it and I think it.
Lewis Gomez
Was a holiday about you.
Gino Bisconti
That might be right with the Mattel. That might be right with the Mattel.
Keanu Thompson
That was not polite.
Gino Bisconti
Like, I'm not even saying anything. I'm just enjoying that joke. That was so good. Let's do it again. Did anyone see Zero Day?
Zach Amico
Shannon, what is this?
Gino Bisconti
It's a holiday about me.
Zach Amico
Shannon, what is this? Love is blind Dating. Dating app Tribal promises a match without seeing your partner's face. This is my type of dating app. This is my type of dating.
Gino Bisconti
What is it?
Zach Amico
It's called Tribal, and I guess you match. It's just match based off of, like, your bio.
Shannon
So it's. They give you. So it's basically a bunch of, like, scientific stuff behind the scenes. They give you 44 questions to answer, and it matches you based on your compatibility, communication, style, interests, values, all that stuff. And that's who it kind of puts in front of you. And it blurs the user's profiles for 72 hours. You can hear the voices, though. Like, you can answer.
Keanu Thompson
Love is blind.
Shannon
That. Yeah, that's. That's the idea.
Keanu Thompson
Okay.
Shannon
And so you can answer with. With voice prompts, but it's really supposed to make you actually get to know the person instead of just swiping through pictures.
Zach Amico
This is. This is great for somebody like me. It's wonderful. I don't use. I. I stopped using dating apps because I'm.
Gino Bisconti
Did you ever use them?
Zach Amico
I did. I have. Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
You should not use a dating app.
Zach Amico
No, I. I mean, I don't really anymore, but I have in the past when. When me and my last girlfriend broke up, like, I. I downloaded Tinder and Bumble again. I was like, let me try this. I can. Now that I've gotten older. I could probably have.
Gino Bisconti
I did it on this show. Like, I tried Bumble years ago, and you took it. And you just took one of our things and said, let's you send it to one of the people. Me and Bert were here. Funny.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I'm. I'm not good. I don't match with anybody attractive. I'm. You know, I. I remind myself how exactly ugly I am to these people. I know I'm not ugly. I'm like, you gotta get to know me. You're ugly app. I'm ugly. Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
You know, on a dating app, I'm a charming people.
Zach Amico
You're an old psycho on a podcast. What are you talking about? A dating app?
Gino Bisconti
Once they see Zero Day, then they're all over me.
Zach Amico
Yeah, no, but this is. This is maybe the way to do it, Shannon. Maybe I should sign up for this dating app where I can just put my interests and I'll just put it in the chat to write me a profile.
Keanu Thompson
What if you have, like, the same interests as, like, Susan Boyle? You know what I mean? Or the hideous. You know?
Zach Amico
Well, you can unmatch with them after you see their face.
Keanu Thompson
That's horrible.
Zach Amico
Which is I would do right away. But women, here's the thing.
Gino Bisconti
Women do it to the dudes.
Zach Amico
Women aren't going to do it to the dudes as much because women are. Women are more inclined to be like, oh, I like this guy. I'm connecting with him. Then after the 72 hours hits in, you unveil. Unveil his face. And it's. She's like, you know what I'm gonna find? They'll find what we like about them immediately. We see this face. If she's gross, unmatched block. That's. That.
Keanu Thompson
Couldn't you. Couldn't you get on Raya or something? You're like. You could be like one of the less famous people on Riot.
Zach Amico
I don't. I don't know how any of these things work.
Keanu Thompson
Raya is like, for the. You have to, like, apply to be on it. Yeah, it's like, for real.
Zach Amico
You gotta apply.
Keanu Thompson
I gotta apply to be on Rya. Right? All right, now you probably have one.
Zach Amico
Thank you. Guys.
Lewis Gomez
Need, like three sponsors. Basically, you need three other people that are on Raya. I believe to.
Keanu Thompson
I never did the dating apps.
Zach Amico
I can get three people to give me, but I don't really need to. I'm.
Keanu Thompson
So you're going to try the Love is Blind dating?
Zach Amico
No, my. No, my thing. Well, I'm probably not. I'm just saying I can do it, but I know my. You know, if I want to date chicks, I just sort of wait till they send me a message in my inbox, then I go and see their profile, make sure it's not some dude catfishing me, trying to get my.
Gino Bisconti
Then you go in their box. Am I right? Am I right? Huh? I'mma tell you, I'm just trying to ride his coattails right now. I'm the only one who heard it the first time.
Lewis Gomez
Screw you people.
Zach Amico
Let's see. We're going to the Race to Live chat. Real quick. Amy Winehouse, Baby Daddy say anyone laugh yet? Question mark, exclamation point. Cl. Mark Shannon, time out. Amy Winhouse baby daddy for 72 hours.
Gino Bisconti
O.
Zach Amico
He's gone. He's gone. You know, my first day back.
Gino Bisconti
You know what?
Zach Amico
I. My first day back. You think this would just try to be a little bit kinder?
Gino Bisconti
Is that on YouTube? Here's. Here's.
Lewis Gomez
It's on gas digital.
Zach Amico
On our.
Lewis Gomez
I would say we're having a very energetic, funny show.
Gino Bisconti
We always do. I like. I stream. We do a show in hot waters, like out of the apartment now. But it's fun. I know.
Zach Amico
Ironically.
Gino Bisconti
Yeah.
Zach Amico
You're out of hot water.
Gino Bisconti
Yeah, we're out of hot water. Well, we do it. It's really like.
Zach Amico
It's out of electricity, out of cable, out of everything.
Gino Bisconti
We're out of our minds, but so we stream on.
Zach Amico
That was. By the way, that was almost mind meld.
Lewis Gomez
That was very close.
Zach Amico
You know what? It was a mind meld. That's it. We have to mind meld. All right, ladies and gentlemen, mind meld with Gino and Kiana. Let's see how they really know each other. Jorge. Jorge.
Shannon
He's finding it.
Keanu Thompson
What is this game?
Zach Amico
So you guys just have it ready ever? I'm not trying to be a dick. I'm really not. I'm really trying to come back and be in a good mood.
Gino Bisconti
She was on vacation, too. Were you guys on vacation?
Zach Amico
No, I was on the road for 10 days straight. So Zach took over all the hostages. He was crushing it, dude. So funny. I watched a bunch of the shows. Thank you. So do you have the mind meld drop or. No, Jorge.
Shannon
I found it.
Zach Amico
It shouldn't be that difficult. I just have it ready to go always. Because it could happen randomly at any time.
Gino Bisconti
I hope we didn't lose the zeitgeist.
Zach Amico
So pretty easy peasy. What you guys got to do is you're gonna say a word. You're gonna say a word. Then we're gonna give it a beat. Then we're gonna go 1, 2, 3, and then you guys got to say another word. The idea is you're trying to get to the same word. So you're looking for, like, the Venn diagram of the word.
Gino Bisconti
So I've seen this.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah. So it's. You've probably seen Ian and Jordan Jensen go viral with our bit that we do on the show.
Gino Bisconti
I did see him.
Zach Amico
They. Yeah. Then they use it as their show, and that's fine. Now it's okay. It's all right.
Keanu Thompson
He'll say a word. Then I say, no, we say at the same time.
Lewis Gomez
This should be the cadence of it. Both say word. 3, 2, 1. Word.
Zach Amico
You go a lot faster than I would go. That's.
Lewis Gomez
But I'm saying that's the. The order. Order.
Keanu Thompson
Okay.
Zach Amico
Yeah. So you're gonna say any word that pops into your head.
Keanu Thompson
You're gonna make me say, no.
Lewis Gomez
No, that's every time we do it to people, we go, we'll show you how to do it. And that's exactly what we do.
Gino Bisconti
I'm just gonna say it every time. And she's like, no, I. I won't, I won't.
Keanu Thompson
Okay, good.
Zach Amico
All right, ready?
Gino Bisconti
Yes.
Zach Amico
Three, two, one. Spic, cunt. Spick and cunt. Spic and cunt. Now you gotta get to the same word.
Gino Bisconti
Now, wait.
Zach Amico
Oh, this is so easy. So easy, so easy.
Gino Bisconti
So easy.
Zach Amico
Come on. Three, two, one.
Keanu Thompson
Snow White.
Gino Bisconti
AOC I said Lewis, she said Snow White.
Zach Amico
Snow White was the most AOC. I said a. He said, she said Snow White. This all makes sense.
Keanu Thompson
Talking about Lewis and Snow White.
Zach Amico
Lewis and Snow White. Ready?
Keanu Thompson
Okay.
Zach Amico
Three, two, one.
Gino Bisconti
What did you say?
Keanu Thompson
I got scared.
Zach Amico
And what did you say?
Keanu Thompson
Mexican.
Gino Bisconti
I said AOC Why would you.
Zach Amico
Forget it? These people are so bad at.
Gino Bisconti
I think it's hard to get down the mechanics of the game.
Keanu Thompson
I can't believe you didn't say yeah.
Lewis Gomez
When you're trying to horseshoe political dog into it.
Keanu Thompson
Let's try again.
Gino Bisconti
Didn't I say cunt? What did I say? I said, what did I say? None of that's political.
Zach Amico
Mexican and AOC okay, ready? You gotta get to the same word now.
Gino Bisconti
Okay?
Zach Amico
Not just a random. Another word.
Gino Bisconti
Okay, obvious. You ready?
Zach Amico
Three, two, one.
Gino Bisconti
John Mayorkas, I couldn't speak.
Zach Amico
I'm done. I'm done.
Gino Bisconti
John Mayorkas let all the spicks in from the border. And as you went there.
Keanu Thompson
I am apolitical. I'm apolitical.
Zach Amico
Why would Gino's apolitical. Moron.
Gino Bisconti
I'mma tell Zach you said that.
Keanu Thompson
I couldn't even speak. I was speechless by you.
Gino Bisconti
How can you. How did you not get. John, my orcas?
Keanu Thompson
The fact that you didn't say Snow White is unbelievable.
Zach Amico
That's true. You're right. Snow White was the answer.
Gino Bisconti
No, there's no right answer.
Keanu Thompson
Zach was there. He was there. It was so easy.
Zach Amico
All right, Shannon, what is this? This story? Bonnie Blues, teenage fiance, brags about betting star alongside 10 other men in an explicit new rap song named after her. What is this, Shannon?
Shannon
Okay, so Bonnie Blue is the one that recently said she had sex with a thousand and something guys in a 24 hour period. Or something like that. That. So she's 25. This kid is 19 year old white rapper named Lil Mabu.
Zach Amico
Mabu.
Shannon
And so they've been doing these kind of like stunts in public where it's like they're pretending to do like sex acts on each other, whatever. But he recently just did a rap song where he brags about like. He's like super disrespectful towards her. Brags about like her and lots of other men. This is the album cover right here.
Zach Amico
She mentioned happening.
Shannon
So she's had sex with a bunch of men at the same time.
Zach Amico
Yes.
Shannon
So in this song he talks about how he has sex with her as she has sex with other men.
Zach Amico
Oh, okay.
Shannon
But that her holes are for everybody, but her heart is just for him.
Zach Amico
But. And this is her fiance.
Shannon
Yes. So this is.
Zach Amico
The guy's just trying to go viral.
Shannon
This is the album cover.
Zach Amico
Nice.
Keanu Thompson
Hardcore.
Gino Bisconti
What's it say on it?
Shannon
It's Bonnie Blue, but it looks like it's in jizz.
Gino Bisconti
Yes.
Zach Amico
Nice.
Shannon
And then I do have. If you want to hear.
Zach Amico
Let's hear it.
Shannon
They're absolutely song. Okay. It's. It's. It's terrible.
Keanu Thompson
Oh, he's got some pills.
Zach Amico
Y'all be telling lies in the booth like how I text my girls Big stones in my tennis chain she thought they was.
Gino Bisconti
Pearls Honey buns, both hands how I've.
Zach Amico
Been doing curls Bought fake tits for.
Gino Bisconti
My she thinks she Alex Earl pissed.
Zach Amico
Mother promise God I'd never take a.
Gino Bisconti
Drug they kill my brother get dark real fast and it's hard to recover.
Zach Amico
Rest in peace to Goldie man he.
Lewis Gomez
Died at the end of summer if.
Gino Bisconti
Dukes with me at a meeting then we keep it brief Ain't no beating.
Zach Amico
Around the bush like I'm Riley Freed Work hard, play hard to frat boys know what I mean? Ain't take a drug in my life.
Gino Bisconti
They swear I'm off a beam oh, wait outside. I take some for my ADD they be prescribing me excessively. Give my team.
Zach Amico
Yeah, this is the worst exception of crack and Miko. Wiggers should all just be killed. Every one of them.
Lewis Gomez
It's awful.
Zach Amico
We should. We should actually just. That. That's. That's what you should be fucking rallying against. Forget lefties, forget Snow White, Forget all this other stuff. Wiggers, they're right there for the fucking.
Gino Bisconti
I don't pay attention to them.
Zach Amico
You don't you.
Gino Bisconti
I don't pay tax dollars to wiggers. Do you understand?
Zach Amico
I understand.
Gino Bisconti
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Yeah, exactly.
Keanu Thompson
That was it.
Zach Amico
I did.
Keanu Thompson
Terrible that he looks exactly like Timothy Chalamet. It looks like an SNL skin.
Zach Amico
Yeah, this is. That's terrible. That is a bad. A bad song. So how old is he, Shannon? He's a teenager.
Shannon
Yeah, he's 19. She's 25.
Zach Amico
She's 25 and she's. She's getting married to this guy.
Shannon
Yep. Apparently they're engaged. Or he's been teasing it like he's been posting pictures. Here's a picture that they posted with the engagement ring and her sleeping.
Gino Bisconti
I saw this somewhere. What is it? I saw that and I had no idea what I was looking at.
Zach Amico
I would have a. I would have a real hard time marrying your porn chick. I would have a real hard time.
Gino Bisconti
Really hard time.
Zach Amico
Yeah. It would be just having. Especially a chick who's like 25, 30 dudes on camera. That's insane.
Keanu Thompson
She's the one that cried after, right? Correct me if I'm wrong. She cried after, like.
Zach Amico
Well, now I like. Now I like her a little bit more. That would turn me on.
Keanu Thompson
Her debriefing pain. Yeah. No, she was like. It was actually like a lot, but like, I'll do, like, you know, even more next time. Or maybe I'm wrong, but either way.
Gino Bisconti
Like, she was receiving in a major. Receiving a major award. She's like, I can't believe I got through a thousand dick.
Keanu Thompson
No, she was like. She kind of broke down. I might be getting the. A lot of girls are doing this. I guess a thousand dudes in one day or something, which is wild.
Gino Bisconti
Yeah.
Keanu Thompson
Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
A thousand dudes in one day is impossible.
Keanu Thompson
That's ins.
Zach Amico
But does every guy have to jizz in order to do it?
Gino Bisconti
I think you just put the dick in once. Right.
Keanu Thompson
And then they complain they didn't get enough time.
Zach Amico
Does that count, by the way? If you just put your dick in once, does that count of sex?
Gino Bisconti
What am I, lawyer?
Zach Amico
Does it. I mean, there are a couple girls who said some. I was like, that's not even sex. How you going to call that rape? How you call that rape?
Gino Bisconti
It was. Call me on a. Call me on a secure line.
Zach Amico
Shannon, she did a thousand guys.
Shannon
Yeah, it was like a hold. I just lost it. It was 10:57, I believe, in 12 hours.
Zach Amico
Wow.
Lewis Gomez
I don't think it was all plus the, though.
Keanu Thompson
Maybe you send in like a group. I just like to think about.
Zach Amico
It's.
Lewis Gomez
I think hands and mouth count as well.
Keanu Thompson
Like, where do hands do not count?
Zach Amico
That's crazy.
Lewis Gomez
A gang bang.
Zach Amico
No. Even mouth doesn't count. No, no, no. To a thousand dudes. They need to go into her. I'll give them the ass.
Keanu Thompson
Yeah, but is it like a Disney ride? Okay, you five go in. Like, you have to take. They must.
Gino Bisconti
Logistically, it's quicker to do two dicks in the pussy than one in the pussy and one the ass.
Zach Amico
Ass. Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
That would take forever. You know, I mean, if you just.
Zach Amico
Got to put it in. What are the parameters here, Shannon? Do we know any parameters for this?
Keanu Thompson
Because where do they put their clothes in cubbies? Do they stand naked in line?
Gino Bisconti
Take the dick out of the zipper?
Keanu Thompson
Yeah, but you have to be erect. That's the logistics.
Gino Bisconti
Time to get there. Waiting in line.
Keanu Thompson
But with a bunch of other nerds.
Lewis Gomez
I think. I think a lot of those situations have fluffers there.
Keanu Thompson
So there's a whole line of fluffers with the men?
Lewis Gomez
Yeah, I think there's a few.
Zach Amico
No, Zach thinks there's a fluffer nutter. Yeah. For the sandwiches. He's fantasizing out loud.
Lewis Gomez
That's what happens when you come to the fluffers.
Gino Bisconti
So how. So how do you make money on this? You film it, you live stream it.
Zach Amico
Probably only fans, right? Yeah, people. And there's. Look, every podcast talks about her. Everybody's. This is what this guy did. He puts out this song and he's like talking about his chick with a bunch of other dudes. And it just gets people talking dumb prod. No offense, Shannon. No offense. I don't want to. I don't want to hate on dumb. Podcast producers will bring this up to major podcasters and they're hoping they're going to get some traction. Other people talk about it. They post it everywhere.
Gino Bisconti
She should be in traction.
Shannon
It work? You're talking about it.
Zach Amico
You say, Shannon, it worked.
Shannon
You guys are talking about.
Zach Amico
I know it worked. Exactly.
Shannon
But she's also. There's been some allegations against her for going to, like, trying to get a bunch of guys to bang her for her only fans content that are like, barely legal. And like, moms were complaining about it that she was like, putting out these ads.
Zach Amico
18 year old guys.
Shannon
Yeah, yeah. But to be by like.
Zach Amico
But when I was 18, I would have jumped on board with that in a heartbeat. That would have been so cool.
Lewis Gomez
You would have went back to the back of the line like it was Halloween.
Zach Amico
I'm just so excited I did that, by the way. Do you remember that? No, but I. When I was in high school, I would bring multiple masks. This is what a fatty I was. I'D bring multiple masks with me, and I would go up to the back of the line and get more candy. It was a brilliant move.
Keanu Thompson
I was very, very. Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
Did you do that on your how to. Remember, you used to give tips on how to rob things or steal. Like the. The sheet count.
Zach Amico
It was called Scam that Jew. Yes. Scam that comma Jew. We're the Jews that are doing the scamming.
Gino Bisconti
Yeah.
Zach Amico
I haven't done any good scams lately. Have I stolen recently? I did steal. So what did I steal the other day? I stole something. Oh. For my hotel. I just. They weren't at the front desk, and I just. Just took all my thumb things of water.
Gino Bisconti
My buddy had the best.
Keanu Thompson
Oh, like at the. Like at the little.
Zach Amico
Yeah. I don't know where they were. I was like, I'm not gonna wait for them. This is mine now.
Gino Bisconti
My buddy had the best scam. I don't know if I ever told you this. And you go in 7 11, right? And you get a Slurpee, but you just got the cup. You drop a Ben and Jerry's in the big Slurpee cup, and then you fill. You top it off with the Slurpee.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
So you pay for a Slurpee, which is like 99 cents, and you get a fucking $7 thing of ice cream.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
And the Slurpee keeps it cold.
Zach Amico
That's smart.
Gino Bisconti
So you get the. Out of there.
Zach Amico
It's not. It's not a bad scam, but it is great scam.
Lewis Gomez
Unless you're in 7 11, where there's an Indian guy watching you the entire time.
Gino Bisconti
Oh, right. Sure.
Lewis Gomez
But you got to be pretty.
Gino Bisconti
It was a simpler time. We were in college. Yeah.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
With a capital spic. Am I right?
Lewis Gomez
Dude, that'd be a great name for an album.
Zach Amico
Capital spec.
Lewis Gomez
Inconspicuous.
Gino Bisconti
Ooh, yeah. And you make. Make. You make con and spic capitalize with a hyphen.
Zach Amico
I don't like how you're making eye contact.
Gino Bisconti
How about this? Inconspicu. Ridiculous. Never mind. I pushed my bet. We're all trying to top that Mattel thing. Am I the only one? Although Zero Day might be right there.
Zach Amico
It's funny. Okay, let's take a moment and thank you, Kratom, for supporting today's show. Yo, Kratom is the marquee sponsor for all things here at Gas Digital and for Skank Fest. If you guys are in the market for Kratom already, you got to get it from Yokradom.com.
Lewis Gomez
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Zach Amico
60 kilos is an incredible deal for the, for the world of anything. $60 for a kilo is pretty incredible. Much less Kratom high quality, lab tested, mother approved Yokratum.com. go grab a $60 kilo. There's no promo code needed. They already got the best deal in Kratom. All right, where were we? Let's see. Publix fans. Publix fans in tears as man's classic gag at grand opening is broadcast on tv. What is this, Shannon?
Shannon
It's a really stupid silly thing. I'm gonna play it for you and just like pay attention to like the names on the screen.
Zach Amico
Let's see.
Gino Bisconti
Reviewed the first customer who got in line at 4:00am AM. I'm a Florida resident, so I'm.
Zach Amico
I know Publix, but I got my.
Gino Bisconti
Friend here, John Borg. He's not.
Zach Amico
He's never been to a public before. I came and brought him out.
Shannon
So that was it that he got it through that he gave them the.
Zach Amico
Name and they actually put it on the, the, the. The oldest trick in the book.
Gino Bisconti
Oh yeah, his name was Jack Mihof.
Zach Amico
Yeah, well that was the idea.
Gino Bisconti
I didn't even see.
Zach Amico
He said. He said his name was Jack.
Gino Bisconti
Me partial to Gabe Itches Gay Nick.
Zach Amico
Car is a great one.
Gino Bisconti
Oh yeah, of course.
Lewis Gomez
Harry Edward.
Gino Bisconti
We have plenty. Norma Stits.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
Yeah.
Lewis Gomez
Hey, would you blow me?
Gino Bisconti
Yeah, that's not bad.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
No, we have a guy because Frankie McDonald's on in hot water and one of our fans always says, Frankie, I have a huge fan of yours. His name's so and so. Can you say you love them? Love normous tits. Phil McCockener.
Keanu Thompson
Right, Barry.
Gino Bisconti
Oh, Barry. That's right. That's right. Barry.
Zach Amico
Barry McConaughey.
Gino Bisconti
Barry McCorker.
Zach Amico
That's great.
Lewis Gomez
I mean the funniest was the fucking Asian airline one. What's that Somebody called it the victims of it was like some Asian plane crash. And it's the five bit.
Zach Amico
It's. It's one of in the four, three.
Gino Bisconti
Pilots like something Wong.
Lewis Gomez
Bang. Ding.
Gino Bisconti
Ow. Bang.
Lewis Gomez
Who's the funniest?
Zach Amico
So let's look. Let's do some plugs real quick. We're just trucking along here. Gina, what are you plugging my friend in?
Gino Bisconti
Hot Water podcast. Four day five, five days a week. Just on the rumble and the Patreon. Patreon forward slash in hot water. It's good stuff.
Zach Amico
Very cool, Very cool.
Gino Bisconti
We basically have two of the cameras. Anthony left, and we fucking do it right in the apartment. It looks kind of. It's kind of a fun little gig we do. And Kiana actually took over the booth and I'm having a lot more fun with it.
Zach Amico
Keanu and the booth.
Keanu Thompson
I'm the booth gal.
Zach Amico
Nice.
Keanu Thompson
For all your booth needs.
Zach Amico
Love it, Love it. Kiana, what are you plugging?
Keanu Thompson
Keanu cast is wherever you find your podcast and then keanu live on YouTube like four days a week. It's Keanu C. Thompson everywhere.
Zach Amico
So nice. Very cool. Is that Kimiko?
Lewis Gomez
Hey, guys. So unfortunately that little Canada run is not happening.
Zach Amico
What happened?
Gino Bisconti
What'd you do?
Lewis Gomez
Didn't. Didn't they. They canceled a couple people's weekends and I just found out, so sorry, can't go to Canada. But making up for it, I'm going to Nashville with Lewis for Nashville Comedy Festival. After that I'll be in Golden, Colorado, and then I'm back on tour with jcw. Sorry about the county tickets. They're postponing it to the fall.
Zach Amico
That's crazy. The happened. Tell me later.
Lewis Gomez
Yeah, I'll tell you later.
Zach Amico
I think I know what happened. Yeah, somebody else got canceled and then they canceled them too. I know exactly what happened. Come see me this weekend. Philadelphia Ill Adelf. Going back to the city of brotherly love. Very excited to be at the Punchline, Philly. I got some special guests gonna be with me. Naim Ali and Ryan Foster. It's gonna be a goddamn blast. That's this Friday, Saturday, April 4th and 5th. Next week we're doing Story wars and we're doing a depraved show at the national Comedy festival. Zach Amico's coming out. Very excited to have you out there, my brother. You're gonna be on Story Wars. You're gonna be on the depraved. It's gonna be a goddamn great time. There's a lot of other shows, so you could jump on as well. So we'll be in Nashville Sunday through Wednesday next week, and then I'm my rescheduled dates for North Charleston. The Wits End Comedy lounge is April. I'm sorry, April 11th and 12th. Then at the end of the month, I will be an American comedy company taking a nice little two week break in the middle of there because I've been running ragged on the road. Non stop opening my pool on the 13th. I'm opening it very early, so we'll see what happens. Yeah, lots of other stuff coming up as well. Houston's coming up. Fort Collins, Colorado, Fort Myers, Florida. I'm going to Europe with Scott Chaplin. I'm going to Amsterdam, Glasgow, Dublin, Manchester and London. I'll be in left Boston right after that. Lots of stuff coming up. Right before I film my next special, it's gonna be July 12th, Tampa, Florida. Get those tickets. There's like 20 tickets left in the early show, like 30 tickets left in the late show. So get those tickets now. They're gonna sell out any day now. And also get your Skankfest tickets. May 2nd. Skank Fest tickets are officially on sale. We're announcing the lineups mid April as well. So May 2nd, grab those tickets. They're gonna go faster than they've ever gone before. Skank Fest New Orleans happening this November 14th or 16th. It's gonna be a goddamn blast. Biggest lineup, biggest venue, Lots more space, lots more seats, cheaper drinks. I mean, what a amazing time scanfest is going to be. Make sure you guys subscribe to Gas Digital. Make sure you guys check out all my other podcasts, Legion of Skanks, the regs, and obviously Story wars, which has been tearing it up. People love Story Wars. Producer Jorge says free. Amy Lewis, you spec Porter. So, Jorge, you need to calm down. Down. I will fire you from your job in that booth. You. I do sometime think it's actually you, Producer Hor.
Lewis Gomez
I would never.
Gino Bisconti
I'm very respectful.
Zach Amico
I know you are. Prod said someone called James Gay for me. Well, he didn't do it. He figured out a workaround. That's a smart way to say it.
Gino Bisconti
It's well played.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Let's see what else we want to talk about here, Shannon. A lot. A lot of. Lot of fun stories here. California woman uses the world's longest tongue to play Jenga. That's fun. Is she hot, Shannon?
Shannon
No. And it's. To me, it's disturbing. I'm curious to see if this is, like, hot for dudes to watch, but I'll show you the video.
Zach Amico
Let's see.
Keanu Thompson
Oh, no.
Zach Amico
Gino's going to puke. Gino's furious.
Shannon
My name is Chanel Tapper and I am the Guinness World Record.
Keanu Thompson
Hold.
Zach Amico
Pause it. Ew. Her tongue is. Is. Her tongue is ran. She looks kind of cute there.
Keanu Thompson
She looks normal.
Zach Amico
She looks kind of cute there, but her tongue has, like, Little does it does her tongue of hair like Snow.
Shannon
White's back freckles on it.
Zach Amico
She's got little hair follicles popping out of her tongue, dude.
Gino Bisconti
Well, every tongue has that for taste. Those are taste buds. But her tongue's probably so big. Everything's on it is big.
Zach Amico
Zach. Alongs your tongue. Zach, you do have. You have the same. You really are the grown up baby from Dinosaurs. Zach. Zach, if you ever see you remember that. What was it called?
Lewis Gomez
Dinosaurs.
Zach Amico
Dinosaurs.
Gino Bisconti
Yeah.
Zach Amico
You remember the baby?
Gino Bisconti
The baby.
Lewis Gomez
Yeah, yeah.
Gino Bisconti
I mean I never watched it, but I remember it.
Zach Amico
He looks so much like. Pull it up just for a minute. Pull up a video of it, not just a picture of it. It really does make me laugh. You have the exact same look as the grown up baby Sinclair from Dinosaurs. God, Shannon, we got it. Give you enough time there.
Gino Bisconti
Not the mama. Not the mama.
Zach Amico
Mama.
Keanu Thompson
Oh, yes.
Zach Amico
It's also how Zach just treats me on the show. Yeah, keep it going. I watch this every week. That is. Zack, it was your face.
Lewis Gomez
That is starting to bother me.
Gino Bisconti
Not the mother. Not the mother.
Zach Amico
Are. These are the. Obviously these are costumes, right? Or I mean the baby's a puppet.
Lewis Gomez
Yeah, but that. Yeah, no, these are people in suits.
Gino Bisconti
This really.
Lewis Gomez
Jim Henson.
Zach Amico
Was there anybody. Was there anybody famous playing any of the characters?
Lewis Gomez
I don't think so. Well, that's Elmo is the baby.
Zach Amico
Oh, really?
Lewis Gomez
Kevin Clash.
Zach Amico
Nice.
Gino Bisconti
Wouldn't know that name.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah. Black guy.
Lewis Gomez
Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
Colored fella.
Zach Amico
That's why you wouldn't know the name.
Gino Bisconti
There you go.
Lewis Gomez
Homosexual black fella.
Zach Amico
A gay black.
Shannon
Did Charlene.
Zach Amico
Sally Struthers.
Shannon
Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
Wow. So she wore that outfit?
Lewis Gomez
No, she was just the voice.
Keanu Thompson
Probably the voice.
Shannon
Grandpa Louie was Buddy Hackett.
Zach Amico
Okay, see this?
Gino Bisconti
Oh, so there were actors in these outfits because they're like.
Lewis Gomez
Yeah, but if you're in an outfit like that, you're not a regular. You're a puppeteer.
Gino Bisconti
Right.
Lewis Gomez
You're gonna control the.
Gino Bisconti
So dumb. And then someone voiced it over. I'm so, so stupid. Okay.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah.
Shannon
Science and Sherman's. Sherman Hemsley was the boss.
Zach Amico
Ah, all right. Then he was gay. There you go. So let's see this. Let's see this tongue.
Shannon
For female with the longest tongue.
Keanu Thompson
Oh boy.
Shannon
I like little fun silly or things like that.
Zach Amico
That's what makes my tongue. I feel the most fun when I.
Shannon
Could do things that are outside the box with them. It honestly reaction I could ever get when somebody sees my tongue is screaming. I actually do. Like when people yell or scream or.
Zach Amico
In shock or or horror. That's wild.
Shannon
But those taste my favorite one because it's funny to me, to be honest. It's a dramatic.
Zach Amico
Can I do that? Hold on, let me see.
Gino Bisconti
Yeah, you're not really doing it.
Zach Amico
It's not that impressive.
Gino Bisconti
It's in your mouth when you do it. Yeah, it's like a spoon.
Keanu Thompson
That's a pen. That's not. That's not.
Gino Bisconti
He could do a spoon.
Zach Amico
I could do a spoon as well. Spoon on my nose.
Keanu Thompson
A spoon?
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Keanu Thompson
You're like Elon Musk.
Zach Amico
Kim told me about that game Spoons.
Lewis Gomez
Oh, yep.
Zach Amico
What is it? How does it work?
Lewis Gomez
She said, when they were kids, these play spoons. And it was. You would drive around the hood and you had to throw a spoon and at the biggest, blackest person you saw.
Keanu Thompson
That is not what I.
Lewis Gomez
But if you missed, you had to get out of the car and get a spoon.
Keanu Thompson
There's another game called spoons and it is a sleepover game. And it is not that.
Gino Bisconti
It's not.
Zach Amico
That's so funny, dude. If you miss him, you have to get out of the car and get it.
Gino Bisconti
That's an elimination game.
Zach Amico
Did you see. Did you see that one? Middle school, like that blue black kid beating the. Out of a white kid in middle school. It's all over. It's all over. Gino Speed probably.
Gino Bisconti
I didn't see it. I've been busy.
Zach Amico
Colin Rugs of the world and all these people. It's like it's a first of middle school. This black kid looks like he's 19 years old. It's crazy.
Keanu Thompson
It's sure to be on Kuma's.
Zach Amico
It's for sure on Kumia sweater, which is like. You know. Then somebody's like. And then the kid gets up and he. He stomps the kid on the head like so he stands up and he stomps the kid on the head. And then. And people are like, attempted murder. Charge this guy as an adult. I was like, first of all, when I was in high school, I stomped a kid on the head. It wasn't attempted murder. It was a stupid move. But I wasn't trying to kill the guy. I was trying to kick his ass and continue to do it. He was making out with my girlfriend that I had over.
Keanu Thompson
Okay.
Zach Amico
He was older. He was a senior. I was in 9th grade. He was a senior.
Keanu Thompson
The disadvantage.
Zach Amico
Billy Co. Shout out Billy Co who I kicked your Remember when I was a freshman and I kicked your ass in front of the bus stop? You piece of. I was dating a Girl. Jennifer Richardson. We're naming names, right?
Keanu Thompson
Yes.
Zach Amico
She was in the eighth grade. I was in the ninth grade. We became boyfriend and girlfriend over the summertime.
Lewis Gomez
Well, he was a senior dating a.
Zach Amico
In eighth grade. It was crazy. That's exactly the point that I made.
Gino Bisconti
It was criminal.
Zach Amico
It was.
Gino Bisconti
Had to get one in.
Keanu Thompson
Jesus Christ.
Zach Amico
It was criminal.
Gino Bisconti
It was criminal.
Zach Amico
And, yeah, he was, like, 17. She was literally in the eighth grade because I was going into the ninth grade. She was going into the eighth grade. We hooked up over the summer at bowline public pool, and we just kissed each other. We made out.
Gino Bisconti
Good to see you're not holding on to this. Yeah.
Zach Amico
And then he started dating her. She broke up with me, and he started dating her. And he would, like, make fun of me on the bus that he took my girlfriend. And I was like, dude, you're a fucking adult. I was like, first of all, you're dating a child, a girl that's in middle school, and you're an adult. And then one day I got off the bus and I put a whooping on him. Put a goddamn whooping on him. And then I got up and I stomped him in the head. And his. His face was all red, but it was an attempted murder. I think it's a weird.
Keanu Thompson
You know, tensions are high at the bus stop.
Zach Amico
Tensions are very hot when your kids. You're not, you know, you're not trying to kill somebody. It's not like you mean him bite the curb, you know, that's what I was gonna.
Keanu Thompson
It wasn't that he just got, you know.
Zach Amico
Can you find that fight, Shannon Canon?
Shannon
Yeah, I'm trying to find. I actually went over it this morning, and I didn't use it because whenever I show teenagers getting hurt, I feel like you hate it. So I purposely didn't grab it.
Zach Amico
Elmo715 says Lewis was a fat loser. All his stories are stuff. He saw other dudes do time on Elmo for one hour. Shannon, he loses the rest of the show. Elmo, I bet you're a fat loser. I bet you are currently a fat loser, you piece of. I'm jacked right there. I was a little fat, but I'm kind of jacked.
Gino Bisconti
I say it.
Zach Amico
I'm almost back.
Gino Bisconti
I'm almost. I'm still trying to do the math. Okay, so in eighth grade, you're like, what, you're like, 15 at the oldest?
Keanu Thompson
Not in eighth grade, you're like.
Zach Amico
You 12?
Lewis Gomez
11.
Zach Amico
12? No, my son's. My son's 12. He's going into the seventh grade. So you're 13 in the.
Keanu Thompson
13.
Gino Bisconti
Okay, so 14 at the oldest. I'm. I'm giving the guy some slack. Okay.
Zach Amico
No, this girl was 13, I believe, and I was 14. 14.
Gino Bisconti
Okay, fine, 13. How old is a senior?
Zach Amico
17.
Keanu Thompson
18.
Zach Amico
This is the beginning of the year. This is the beginning of the school year, so. The beginning of the year, usually.
Gino Bisconti
He just stolen you from that summer?
Zach Amico
Yeah, she just broke up with me. She broke my heart. Jennifer Richardson.
Gino Bisconti
And you broke his head.
Zach Amico
And then she got fat. So. Yeah, that's what happens. That was called. It was called karma. God made you fat because you broke up with me for an adult.
Gino Bisconti
17 and 13. That's. All right, whatever.
Zach Amico
It's a little bit much.
Shannon
Is this the video?
Keanu Thompson
Too much edge.
Zach Amico
Let's see. Yeah, this is it.
Gino Bisconti
This is.
Zach Amico
Oh, boy.
Gino Bisconti
Why would this be in my feed?
Zach Amico
This kid's putting a whooping on it. But everyone's saying, like, the teacher. The teacher doesn't even put his coffee down. He just kind of walks by.
Keanu Thompson
That teacher's a cuck. What the hell is he doing?
Zach Amico
Yeah, he doesn't even put his coffee down to help. Then they get him off, and then, look, he gives a nice little stomparoo. This white kid's got to learn some.
Gino Bisconti
Hands down.
Zach Amico
He's a homo. He's trying to him like, dude, come on.
Gino Bisconti
So what happened to this kid?
Zach Amico
I think it was just another angle.
Gino Bisconti
Why he beat him up?
Zach Amico
I don't know. Just their kids. Kids fight. I asked my son today. I was like. I was like, has there been any fights in your middle school? He's like, no. He's like, we don't fight. No.
Keanu Thompson
His age.
Zach Amico
We go to, like, a nice. We go to, like a. He goes to a nice school with nice kids. You know, he's the. He's the brown kid in his school.
Keanu Thompson
They use their words these days.
Zach Amico
They do, for the most part. But by the time I was in the sixth grade, I was. Was in four separate fist fights in middle school. In the sixth grade alone for. You know, I went three and one.
Keanu Thompson
Why were you so angry?
Zach Amico
My mom was abusive. My dad was murdered a few years before that.
Keanu Thompson
Those are the reasons tensions are high at the bus stop.
Zach Amico
Sure. I got. My fights were. Let me see. Can I remember all of them? It was Paul to Monte. I told the story before, but I'll give you the quick version. I. I remember Tong Po had from American Kickboxer. He had. You remember, he had, like, a long braid. He had a hair there, and it Was braided in the back. Pull up the tongue.
Gino Bisconti
I know a long braid is. But I didn't follow American kickboxing.
Zach Amico
I didn't watch it. But essentially it was like a patch of hair right here. That's all he had. And everything else was shaved. And then it was like. I don't know if it was a braid or if it was like just kind of in a ponytail type thing. And I remember seeing that. I was like, that's badass. And I used to draw, like, myself as, like a character, as, like a pro wrestler. Wrestler. And I drew myself as having, like, a long braid with, like, a little blade at the end of it. Yeah, like this, right? Yeah.
Keanu Thompson
Oh, yeah.
Zach Amico
But I imagine in the front, just on one side, like, in my head. So in the sixth grade, I had my mom shave my head into just that. Because I had kind of long hair, but I also had nappy ass, like, Afro Latino hair. So instead of it hanging down, it just poofed up. So there was a little poof right in the front of my head. And I walked into the school that day and Paul Tomonte was like, yo, your hair's gay. And then I kicked his ass in the back of the classroom. I mean, it was like a one, two, a little two piece. Then Brian Schultz, this kid, this black chick, was trying to fight me. And I don't. You know, I've never hit a girl in my entire life. And then he pushed me into her. And I had nothing to do with the energy. She was. She was like hitting me. So I turned around, I started swinging on him, onto that fight. Then I got into a fight with an African kid named Babatunde.
Lewis Gomez
Oh, I would say that's the one you lost.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I definitely lost. I went two and two in the sixth grade. This is the one that got kicked me out of school. Got me kicked out of school.
Lewis Gomez
I have a feeling you got baba tuned up. Don't swing till you see the red in his eyes.
Keanu Thompson
Oh, boy.
Zach Amico
Straight up from Africa. African. He was like, dude. He was like. Was he African? On South Park?
Lewis Gomez
Oh, Starving Marvin.
Zach Amico
He was like, starving Marvin, dude. He had a giant head. He was a little skinny kid, dude. And I was bullying his friend. I was actually being a bully. Like, I took the kid's milk and I poured it onto his tray.
Gino Bisconti
I thought you're gonna say his head like something out of an 80s movie.
Zach Amico
No, straight up out of it. But it was like, out of. I poured the milk onto his food like his friend. And then Starvin Marvin, you Made a man.
Lewis Gomez
You wasted food and milk that could have fed his village.
Gino Bisconti
Yeah, exactly.
Zach Amico
He got up and he fucking double leg took me down, mounted me. This is pre ufc, dude. This is. I mean, maybe. Maybe UFC had come out at this point because I guess, yeah, it was probably 94, 95. This kid mounted me and started ground and pounding me in front of the entire cafeteria while everyone cheered him on. I remember I just couldn't get this little African off me. No. Nothing I could do can get this African off me, dude. And it just felt like a ton of bricks was on my chest, and he just beat my ass in front of the whole school. And then I got kicked out of the school. I just spilled some my coffee after that.
Keanu Thompson
You got kicked out?
Zach Amico
I got kicked out. I. I was. I was. I deserved it. I was bullying. I was being a bully.
Keanu Thompson
Bully to the poor African kid.
Gino Bisconti
And then you'd be in jail now for bullying.
Zach Amico
Yeah. And then in this. Then I went to another school, and on my first day of Havershaw Middle School, I got into a fight with Jeff Diaz in the lunch line. Thank you, Shannon.
Gino Bisconti
You gotta walk into the joint and hit the biggest guy in the mouth, Am I right?
Zach Amico
Yeah. And then he kicked my ass.
Gino Bisconti
Tough guy, rough patch.
Zach Amico
This is when I realized I wasn't tough. This was like the year that I was like, I'm just not. I'm not really a good fighter. Later. And. Yeah, then the lunch monitor broke us up, and we said we were just joking because we don't want to get in trouble. And.
Keanu Thompson
Have you ever been in a fight, Eugene?
Gino Bisconti
Not like a.
Keanu Thompson
An extreme punch in the face, Pat.
Zach Amico
Dixon, sucker, but not like a fight fight.
Keanu Thompson
I don't think.
Gino Bisconti
I was in a bar if I.
Zach Amico
Got my ass kicked by Pat Dixon, I would even have the balls to ask somebody to marry me. I'm like, you know what, dude? I don't deserve pussy.
Gino Bisconti
That was the sucker.
Keanu Thompson
That's the reason I was into him. I think I was.
Gino Bisconti
I was into Malacca's dino.
Keanu Thompson
I. I was so appalled by that. I was like, I don't know.
Gino Bisconti
He's another one that got ruined by the pandemic. Addicted to Adderall.
Zach Amico
Oh, yeah.
Gino Bisconti
Did you hear what he said?
Zach Amico
No. What are you talking about me?
Gino Bisconti
No, he's. You won't hear about him because he's off the radar.
Zach Amico
Oh, I see.
Gino Bisconti
He punched himself out of comedy.
Zach Amico
Yeah. I always. I always liked Pat, but it was a weird. That was a whole weird thing. Yeah. Yeah, it was a weird thing.
Gino Bisconti
What was weird?
Zach Amico
About it. Him punching you in the face.
Gino Bisconti
Why'd he punch me?
Zach Amico
I don't remember why.
Keanu Thompson
What was the reason?
Gino Bisconti
You tell me.
Zach Amico
I don't know.
Gino Bisconti
Yeah. Okay.
Zach Amico
Were you on his podcast? You're being loud and interrupting a lot.
Gino Bisconti
No, he was. He was addicted to Adderall and he thought I was fucking Chrissy Mayer, fucking Felicia and somebody else. He fucking texted me three times, don't have this girl on your show. After the show was over, I didn't see any of it. I walked up to hug him and he just fucking punched me in the jaw.
Zach Amico
I watched a video on repeat many times. I know what happened.
Gino Bisconti
Did you see me fall down?
Zach Amico
No, you took it.
Gino Bisconti
I didn't. I just looked at fucking. I'm like, he fucking hit me.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
And then he fucking went out and he fucking thought like, nothing will come of this. And then he fled to Tennessee two days later.
Zach Amico
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Gino Bisconti
Well, I just think there's been a lot of misinformation about.
Zach Amico
No, no, sure. I'm not hating, like.
Gino Bisconti
No. I'm just, you know, I love you. Oh. I know that.
Zach Amico
I like Pat. I love you, Gino. You're my. One of my oldest friends. And I say this all the time.
Gino Bisconti
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Gino has done. When I started doing comedy, Gino did so much for me.
Gino Bisconti
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And yeah, I. I'll never forget that.
Gino Bisconti
And I'm just saying, like, a lot.
Zach Amico
And loyal as a dog.
Gino Bisconti
Right. But I'm ridiculously loyal. I really am. And. And the thing is about power, that he lied and a lot of believed him. And I just said, the truth will come out. But then a lot of people said a lot of different.
Zach Amico
You're saying. You're saying a lot right now, though, which might be a little bit of a poker tale. I don't know what's going on. You're getting upset.
Gino Bisconti
Yeah. Oh, please. It aggravates me that this. And he's hit other women and fucking.
Zach Amico
Because.
Gino Bisconti
And this is what gets me about the state of God. You got other women.
Zach Amico
Thank you.
Gino Bisconti
Because you have to do that. Because if you say hit three women and you.
Zach Amico
Right.
Gino Bisconti
But the point is fucking. This is why this. And I'll make it political as I do.
Zach Amico
Please.
Gino Bisconti
The city of New York is a piece of shit city.
Zach Amico
Okay?
Gino Bisconti
Because they tell you crime is down. This guy should have been charged with a felony.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
He paid all this and he had it knocked down to a misdemeanor. So the guy got away with hitting three women. And me.
Zach Amico
That's what Gino calls him. Mr. Meanie.
Gino Bisconti
Yeah. I don't want to talk about that. But it's just like it's. It. It just drives me nuts how this city has just gone to. And they're like.
Zach Amico
A lot of people in the racist live chat think that hitting women is cool, though. So that's the problem.
Gino Bisconti
No one said it wasn't.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah.
Gino Bisconti
No one said you don't hit women. Right. And you don't hit them hard.
Zach Amico
Don't forget the lesson.
Gino Bisconti
They'll black out and lose the life. But thank you, because I do. I consider myself very loyal. And you know that.
Zach Amico
More my father keeps drinking, the more that.
Gino Bisconti
The more my father drinks, the clumsier that gets.
Zach Amico
I don't do this for fun. If I don't have fun.
Gino Bisconti
Did you ever hear this story? Who was it? I forget. Pete Holmes were. When deroz was writing for Pete Holmes, they were sitting in the writing room just Doing some of my jokes and they're like, no, no, it's just got Gino's like, is he the most violent racist man a lot? No, he's a little sweetheart.
Zach Amico
Yeah, you are.
Keanu Thompson
You are.
Zach Amico
Gino is a sweetheart. Gino is true.
Gino Bisconti
Ah. With a reconstructed jaw. All right, I got off topic. I'm sorry.
Zach Amico
Okay, so let's see. What is this? What is this? Shannon man uses chat GPT to challenge traffic violations in court and wins. That's fun.
Shannon
I figured you'd like this one.
Zach Amico
What?
Shannon
I figured you'd like this one.
Zach Amico
I do. I enjoy chat GPT. I was chatty between all day yesterday.
Shannon
So this happened in Kazakhstan. It was a 23 year old guy, he got a traffic ticket. Long story short, how fast could you.
Zach Amico
Be going on a goat though?
Lewis Gomez
So depends on how fast you come.
Shannon
So he traffic ticket and then he tried to fight it and his like, whatever he did to try to complain about it was rejected. And so he went to chat GPT and then he submitted ChatGPT's answer and he ended up winning.
Zach Amico
What was the answer?
Shannon
So I can read. Do you want me to read you through the whole thing?
Zach Amico
Can you do it in a Kazakhstani accent?
Shannon
I have no idea what that even is.
Zach Amico
Wing it.
Shannon
Did you say Jorge? Jorge could do it.
Lewis Gomez
No, bore it.
Shannon
Oh, oh, I can't do it. So he was driving his mother to the hospital in Kazakhstan's largest city when the car in front of them stopped for no apparent reason and blocked the entire lane, which happened to be the only car lane on the particular street. The only solutions he could think of were to try to bypass the stalled car through the bus lane on the right or simply wait behind the car and hold up the entire lane. He chose the first option. But his maneuver was picked up by surveillance cameras and he soon received a ticket in the mail. So he tried contesting the ticket, explained the situation, but his complaint was rejected. So his other course of action was to go to court. And that's where AI came to play. He was unfamiliar with the whole court thing. He had to pay 5810, which is $11.
Gino Bisconti
11.
Shannon
11.
Keanu Thompson
All I could think of is go.
Shannon
And so after typing the situation to chat GPT and mentioning that there was video evidence of his maneuver on the on the website, the A tool advised him to challenge the ticket in the court of law and even redacted the paperwork needed to file his case.
Zach Amico
Wow.
Shannon
Detailing his experience on Twitter, he said that traffic authority personnel were initially very rude, rejecting his complaint outright, claiming his decision to pay the fine was essentially an addition of guilt. It says addition. It says addition, though. Admission of guilt. However, as in many other countries, paying a fine in a short period of time carries a 50 discount. So even if one plans to contest the fine in court, if they lose, they end up paying only half. So after he filed this in court, he was contacted by the traffic authority to settle the case.
Zach Amico
I fell asleep. Sleep three minutes.
Shannon
Well, this is where this is. It all comes together here. So he was contacted by the traffic authority after he filed this to settle the case by simply deleting the fine from their database and returning the money to him. So this. So his, his. It worked with chap. Chat GPT told him to do. However, Chat GPT advised him against dropping the lawsuit. So he went to court instead. And during a 10 minute hearing where he was asked multiple questions by the judge, he used the speech function of CHAT GPT to answer the question questions. And so the whole thing was. It did so well, the judge had no choice but to cancel the fine. And now he's planning on using Chat GPT to file a civil suit against the judge, which I think is a little too.
Zach Amico
I have two tickets right now that I'm. Maybe I'll use Chat GPT to get out of.
Keanu Thompson
What kind?
Zach Amico
I have one speeding ticket, which I didn't. And I swear on my son's life I did not. I wasn't stopped. They never, I never got a speeding ticket. They said there's literally.
Gino Bisconti
Was it a camera one?
Zach Amico
No, it says that they pulled me over.
Gino Bisconti
Is it New York work? Yeah, I got one a couple weeks ago. And it's like your inspection sticker is invalid. And it was like you got a ticket for doing speed on the inspection sticker. And it's like, this is. And it was the same thing. It's like it was for February. I'm like, I have. This is valid since January. Here is like, okay, because. But it was a ticket that never happened.
Zach Amico
I got a ticket.
Lewis Gomez
You weren't even in the country.
Zach Amico
I wasn't even in the country.
Gino Bisconti
Wow.
Zach Amico
I got a ticket saying that I was speeding and they pulled me over. Over. And there was other details in it. Like it was. It was like my car, but somebody else's license. I don't remember. I gotta remember the details at this point. It's. They keep on. In New York, if you plead not guilty, they just give you a court case a year away.
Keanu Thompson
Right.
Zach Amico
Then they keep on just pushing it back months and months and months. I don't even remember, like, anything, but I did not get pulled over at all. I was. I've literally.
Keanu Thompson
You're Lewis J. Slowman.
Zach Amico
Yes. Pretty good. I've never been pulled over for speeding. I. Since I was 17 years old. I got pulled over when I was 17 years old going across the. One of the bridges going up to Highland Falls in New York. I got. I got a speeding ticket doing 67 and a 55.
Gino Bisconti
That's.
Zach Amico
And, yeah, not even that fast, honestly, It'll come back. But I've. I've. I got one other speeding ticket for. For a camera. A speeding camera ticket, which is fine. That was probably true. But I've never been pulled over for speeding, so I'm going to fight this. And then I got another one.67 and.
Lewis Gomez
A32 is the theme of their wedding.
Gino Bisconti
It's pretty good.
Lewis Gomez
I had to do the math. I had to pick an age that wasn't offensive to you, but was still funny.
Gino Bisconti
But we exposed 32, so that was perfectly played. I thought. Not that you need funny.
Zach Amico
Is funny wonderful. But then the other one I got the other day I made. There was like a bus. I just went around the bus and I. I went into the middle lane and I made the left. Left. And I should have just been waiting for the bus to move and the cops pulled me over. So I actually did do that, but I also pleaded not guilty to that. Because my understanding is if you plead not guilty, most of the time they'll. They'll just plead it down. You'll do a fine or whatever. I don't get points on my license.
Gino Bisconti
Right.
Zach Amico
So here I am, though. But now.
Gino Bisconti
Now I make you pay more money, so you don't get points.
Zach Amico
They gave me a. Yeah. I mean, the, the cork. The whatever. The court date is. Is like nine months from now.
Keanu Thompson
Crazy fine.
Gino Bisconti
I think they just spit. Hope you don't. Like.
Zach Amico
I think they eventually forget or. And then I just owe it and I.
Gino Bisconti
This state's. This city's up. They just give extra tickets. I honestly believe. Saying like, ah. And you'll just. Some people pay it.
Keanu Thompson
You know, this is not how it was driving in South Carolina. I don't drive here. He has a stick shift car. I'm not doing that. But.
Zach Amico
Oh, Gino, I don't drive stick.
Gino Bisconti
Yeah. And no one can steal it.
Keanu Thompson
That's.
Gino Bisconti
I don't even need to lock it.
Zach Amico
I don't. I don't. I don't. I've never learned how to drive stick. I feel like I could, though. I feel like I could.
Gino Bisconti
Anyone could. I want to teach her. She won't let me teach.
Keanu Thompson
I. Why? It's not worth my quality of life.
Gino Bisconti
You don't. If you can't drive a manual transmission, you just have a steering license.
Keanu Thompson
That's what I think my license is.
Zach Amico
Well, eventually it's gonna. I mean, it's gonna be all together or like driverless cars. I took a driverless car and all Boston for the first time. I took a. An Uber.
Gino Bisconti
No way.
Zach Amico
A Waymo Uber.
Gino Bisconti
So you get in the car and there is no driver.
Zach Amico
There's no drive.
Gino Bisconti
Come on.
Keanu Thompson
That's horrifying.
Zach Amico
There's no driver. And they tell you. They're like, you have a Waymo driver on the way and then it picked you up. And I was like, all right, this is wild, dude. And then you get in, you have to. You have to unlock the door with your app, hit a button and unlocks it for you. You get it in and they. They tell you, like, don't worry, the cameras and the microphones aren't picking anything up. So you have a private conversation and then the steering wheel just moves. It's so weird. Everyone's looking at you as you're coming by, dude. It's so bizarre. But that is definitely the future. It was. It was perfect.
Keanu Thompson
It's either the best thing in the world or the scariest thing in the world.
Zach Amico
I don't like Uber drivers.
Keanu Thompson
I exactly. That I would. That's like my dream. As long as I could trust it. Like if I the less like I I self checkout. Great. Change my life.
Zach Amico
I'm assuming Uber. Or maybe wh mo owns Cuz imagine.
Gino Bisconti
You buy a car and you pro then does all the work for you.
Zach Amico
Who. Who owns Wh Mo? Shannon. Is Uber own whmo or is wayo essentially get an Uber license and then I have no idea how it works, but that is 100%. I say within two to three years, it's going to be all driverless Ubers and lifts.
Keanu Thompson
Oh my God. We're going.
Zach Amico
There's not going to be. And I trust a driverless car more than I trust a driver. Driver. Dude, the amount of times I see my Uber driver scrolling on his phone, getting involved in a conversation, calling his girlfriend.
Keanu Thompson
They're always on the phone.
Zach Amico
They always take their own. They always decide to take their own way. I watch them not listen to the GPS all the time. It drives me out of my mind.
Keanu Thompson
Yeah.
Zach Amico
So that's the future right there. Is there any video of Waymo?
Shannon
Oh, so I Can I just have this separately? That Waymo is owned by a different company. It's Alphabet Inc. So I guess they just partnered. Yes, Google. It's all together. Yeah.
Gino Bisconti
I'm so stupid.
Zach Amico
Let's see. Weird beard says Jesus Lewis is stupid. Okay. Why? Why is that stupid? Weird beard, you piece of. Why is that stupid? You think that there. You think that in the next two to three years we're not gonna have mostly driverless cars? If not all and for. For Uber? Are you out of your mind? I'd say within 10 years every car that's going to be coming off the lot will be a driverless car. Every car within a decade.
Keanu Thompson
Maybe even the option. Maybe just an option option. You don't have to drive it.
Zach Amico
Let's see.
Gino Bisconti
Pastava, senior product lead for driving behavior at Waymo. That's the car.
Zach Amico
Is the Wayo driver in action.
Keanu Thompson
Adapted for a variety of vehicle platforms.
Shannon
It is the most advanced fully autonomous driving technology.
Zach Amico
I can smell this woman's accent.
Gino Bisconti
What you notice pretty quickly is that these aren't normal vehicles. Take this Jaguar IACE for example. It's been with an array of sensors and software which allows.
Keanu Thompson
Is this more expensive than an Uber?
Zach Amico
No.
Lewis Gomez
On its own, headliners figure out how to get the car to do 20 minutes before them.
Gino Bisconti
So good.
Zach Amico
It's probably realistically speaking it should drive prices down.
Keanu Thompson
It's true.
Gino Bisconti
You don't have to pay the driver.
Zach Amico
You don't have to pay the driver. It's just a company. In fact I'm upset actually as I'm thinking about it. Why did I pay as much for the Waymo ride as I did for a regular Uber?
Gino Bisconti
Well, you're paying for the technology.
Keanu Thompson
Yeah, but look at all the bells and whistles on that thing. It had like a helicopter thing on top.
Zach Amico
I don't think there's that many bells and whistles on that. How. How much more expensive is that car than a regular car?
Keanu Thompson
Haven't you seen the self driving cars like driving to a train though. There's like videos.
Lewis Gomez
The only one I saw was a guy got stuck in the back of one and it just circled the parking lot for like a half an hour.
Gino Bisconti
Cuz it couldn't.
Lewis Gomez
It kept redirect like recalculating.
Gino Bisconti
Right. And it just lock you in. Oh yeah.
Lewis Gomez
And he was like calling the app and they didn't know what to do.
Keanu Thompson
Hold on.
Zach Amico
Maluma in the race live just says Waymo doesn't take blood black people to Brooklyn. It still won't stop for black people.
Gino Bisconti
Becomes no way, Mo.
Keanu Thompson
You can't.
Zach Amico
Oh yeah. I mean, I. Dude, I. I really liked it. I thought it was pretty cool.
Gino Bisconti
It seems cool.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Yeah. And so I haven't seen many of.
Keanu Thompson
These videos of maybe a scary movie or something. Maybe it was. But I swear there was one that just drove into like. Like a train.
Zach Amico
Can you see? Has there been any driverless car accidents or things like that?
Gino Bisconti
Well, you remember when they were testing the driverless. What was it? Tesla. Like it kept like it would always hit black people. Like when they were testing it didn't see black people like turtles.
Zach Amico
How it'll only slam into black things, but you put a white thing in front of it. It won't.
Gino Bisconti
But a couple of them would speed up as they were hitting the black people. It was weird.
Lewis Gomez
Every once in a while the passenger side would be like, don't worry, I got them with the door.
Shannon
Yeah, I found one. One article that. It's in January 21st of this year and it said they weren't blaming Waymo for this, but there was a multiple car wreck and it's the first fatal collision involving a. Involving a driverless car.
Zach Amico
Yeah, but it was somebody. Yeah, but it was. It was people smashing into and it wasn't. Here's what will happen, okay? Eventually there will be all driverless cars. Traffic will be borderline eliminated. Eventually these cars will go 100 miles an hour and they're going to get you to your place where you want to get go. Like way faster, way more efficient, way less gas. All electric. The writings on the wall. How are you calling me stupid? Who's the guy call me stupid, Shannon?
Gino Bisconti
You're stupid if you think we're going all. If you think we're going all electric, you're stupid.
Keanu Thompson
But can wayo detect like idiot drivers? Like, can it detect.
Gino Bisconti
Why are you pointing at me?
Keanu Thompson
I. You know how I feel about the way.
Gino Bisconti
Can it detect idiot large penis drivers?
Keanu Thompson
So if some people are having an accident before it. Can it stop? Like, does it know if you know, Eugene wants to bob and weave around it? That's. That's what disturbs me.
Zach Amico
Yeah. So you think you. I mean, you think that people in a decade are still going to be driving their cars?
Gino Bisconti
Do you want. No, but I'm saying it's not all electric. Electric's fucking insane. What do you mean they want like, like this is another thing they're. They're moving away from. It takes. Do you know how much fossil fuels it takes to build one electric car? Car. Look that up sometime because you need all the batteries. You understand? Let's say that there's some kind of crisis in New York because, you know, Trump. Oh, no. Biden started World War iii and we all need to get out of here, and all we have is electric cars.
Zach Amico
They're all going to start their own version of World War Three, by the way.
Gino Bisconti
I mean, they're not. We're fine.
Zach Amico
It's all the same.
Gino Bisconti
We're fine.
Zach Amico
It's fucking. Yeah, Stop it. Also, you're Mr. I. I hate Covid or I hate the. The restrictions.
Gino Bisconti
I haven't brought up Covid once.
Zach Amico
It.
Keanu Thompson
Yeah, now you haven't.
Zach Amico
I did, though, though. Trump was the one who fucking locked everything down. Trump was the one who fucking made us believe in Fauci. This was all fucking Trump's doing. Why is it that Trump. People are always like, dude, fucking dude, the vaccine. But then they love Trump when he's the one who literally shuts society down?
Keanu Thompson
You sound like me.
Zach Amico
Because Trump. Okay, go ahead, Gino. Go ahead, Gino.
Gino Bisconti
Because the same people take it.
Lewis Gomez
Fossil fool.
Gino Bisconti
Because. Because the same people that said I didn't elect Elon Musk, even though he's cleaning all this shit up. And the stuff he found the past two days. Fucking Social Security is insane. No one elected Fauci, and Biden had. Excuse me, Trump had the company running great. And let's say I run a company like Trump did and he ran. And you're the. You're in charge of fucking accounting. You're in charge of whatever transportation. And you go to the guy that was there. He trusted Fauci. And let me tell you something else he did. He rushed the vaccine to the market. He didn't mandate it. He said, hold on.
Zach Amico
How are you saying that Biden is starting World War iii, but then you don't give Trump any shit for shutting down the country. It's a. I'm getting.
Gino Bisconti
Trump listened to Fauci. He trusted him.
Zach Amico
He trusted a fucking. Yeah, but that was on him. It was on him to trust him like you trusted Pat Dixon. That was on you, kind of. But that.
Gino Bisconti
No, that's not bad. But what I'm saying is, yeah, he trusted him. And why wouldn't he? And that's how. That's where Trump fucked up. Trusting him and listening to him. But when he rushed the vaccine to the market, he didn't mandate it like everyone else did. He said, here's your vaccine. Take it if you want or don't, but open the country back up.
Zach Amico
Remember things being mandated. I remember the country being shut down. This is all during Trump's fucking.
Gino Bisconti
Trump didn't mandate vaccines. Trump did not.
Zach Amico
Hold on. I'm asking ChatGPT right now.
Gino Bisconti
Do it.
Zach Amico
Let's see what ChatGPT says. Hold on.
Keanu Thompson
It's a silly and stupid.
Zach Amico
Did Trump mandate vaccines? Hold on.
Gino Bisconti
Trump did not man date vaccines.
Zach Amico
I'm asking Chachi.
Keanu Thompson
This is going to.
Gino Bisconti
I know. I'm whispering.
Zach Amico
Trump did Trump vaccine the market vaccines.
Gino Bisconti
So they could open things back up? No. What do you say? It broke up. It just sounded like he said, and.
Keanu Thompson
Oh, he said no.
Zach Amico
Do you understand any more context?
Gino Bisconti
Trump. That's why. And Trump. And that's why. And why do you think. Let me ask you something else. Everything he said about why did I bring this up?
Zach Amico
Why did f. I don't know why.
Gino Bisconti
Fauci need a preemptive fucking pardon because Trump was going to come back and the greatest thing that ever happened was them stealing 2020 so Trump could be like, all right, fuck it up for four years. And now they're cleaning fucking house.
Zach Amico
Sorry, it's a drama llama. Sorry I fucked this up. We were doing so good. I don't know why I would have Trump mandate.
Gino Bisconti
Are you sure about that? Five minutes. But do you understand that's the same thing? And it's like Pat Dixon. You listen to one fuck heads lies and then you sit there on fucking one of the greatest podcasts ever and say, yeah, Trump, man, he didn't. He rushed them and said it's open because he wanted to open it back up after he trusted that Fauci who got pardoned. Now you don't get how it's all a. They're all criminals.
Zach Amico
Wow.
Gino Bisconti
I'm getting a coffee.
Zach Amico
We're wrapping up in a minute.
Keanu Thompson
He'll run.
Zach Amico
It's fine. It's fine. He's.
Keanu Thompson
I shouldn't normally like this.
Zach Amico
I don't know why I brought up the vaccines. I don't know what was wrong with me. That was a goddamn mistake.
Keanu Thompson
He actually sound like me. I'm like, well, the vaccines did come when Trump was in office, but he's like, no. Yeah, he yells at me all the time about it. But don't worry, you did nothing wrong. That was quick. Oh, my God.
Gino Bisconti
What?
Zach Amico
I mean, nothing. We're good.
Keanu Thompson
You're not injecting me with anything ever again, am I right?
Zach Amico
I love you, Gino. We're going to wrap this one up. This has been a ton of fun. I love, love having you back on the show. You rule Kiana. Rules. Thank you guys for coming on the show. Great show. You guys are the. Thank you guys for watching. We'll be back on Wednesday with a very special announcement on Wednesday. I've been teasing this announcement on social media. A lot of people are speculating a lot of different things here.
Gino Bisconti
Is it like a gay teaser? Is it? I'll be like, ah, big announcement coming up. I hate that.
Zach Amico
We'll see, folks. We shall see. You guys are the best. We'll be back on Wednesday. Thanks for watching Lewis and Zach. Good night.
Gino Bisconti
And they making noise.
Podcast Summary: The Luis and Zac Show – Episode 0050: Geno Bisconte and Keanu Thompson
Release Date: April 3, 2025
Host/Author: GaS Digital Network
Duration: Approximately 77 minutes
The episode kicks off with vibrant energy as hosts Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico welcome their recurring guests, Gino Bisconte and Keanu Thompson, back onto the show. The camaraderie among the hosts is palpable, setting the tone for an engaging and lively discussion.
Luis Gomez [00:47]: "And we're back."
Zac Amico [00:48]: "That's the silverback gorilla you're talking about. Welcome to the show."
A significant portion of the episode delves into the controversial remake of Disney's Snow White. The hosts and guests express strong opinions about the film's modernization, casting choices, and the subsequent backlash from audiences.
Critical Views on the Remake:
Zac Amico [06:04]: "She shits on the original movie. And the Disney adults are like, don't understand why it's..."
Gino Bisconte [07:05]: "She's a jerk because you said it."
Defense of the Remake:
Keanu Thompson [06:08]: "I think it's for Disney adults that wanted the live-action Snow White."
The discussion highlights the tension between preserving classic narratives and adapting them to contemporary values, with particular focus on representation and character development.
In a playful segment, the hosts engage in a "mind meld" game, attempting to synchronize their thoughts by simultaneously saying words that converge on the same concept. This activity underscores their dynamic interaction and comedic timing.
Zac Amico [25:11]: "You're gonna say a word. Then we're gonna give it a beat. Then we're gonna go 1, 2, 3, and then you guys got to say another word."
Despite initial challenges, the segment adds a layer of entertainment and showcases the hosts' chemistry.
The conversation shifts to the realm of music with a focus on a new rap song by 19-year-old Lil Mabu featuring Bonnie Blue. The song, which boasts explicit content and provocative themes, sparks debate among the hosts about its impact and the motivations behind such artistic expressions.
Critique of the Song:
Zac Amico [29:55]: "We should actually just... forget lefties, forget Snow White, forget all this other stuff. Wiggers, they're right there for the fucking..."
Discussion on Age and Consent:
Keanu Thompson [31:28]: "A thousand dudes in one day is impossible."
The hosts dissect the implications of the song's lyrics, touching upon issues of consent, exploitation, and the pursuit of virality in the music industry.
Exploring the modern dating landscape, the hosts discuss the newly introduced dating app Tribal, drawing parallels to popular shows like Love is Blind. The app's unique feature of blurring profiles for 72 hours aims to foster deeper personal connections beyond physical appearances.
Advantages Highlighted:
Keanu Thompson [20:51]: "It's supposed to make you actually get to know the person instead of just swiping through pictures."
Challenges and User Experience:
Zac Amico [21:27]: "Women aren't going to do it to the dudes as much because women are more inclined to be like, oh, I like this guy..."
The conversation navigates the potential benefits and shortcomings of such platforms, emphasizing the balance between genuine connections and the commercial aspects of dating apps.
A raw and personal segment unfolds as Zac Amico shares his tumultuous experiences with fighting during his middle school years. These stories, filled with regret and lessons learned, provide a glimpse into the hosts' backgrounds and the influences that shaped their comedic voices.
Zac Amico [51:19]: "My mom was abusive. My dad was murdered a few years before that."
Reflection and Accountability:
Zac Amico [54:24]: "I got kicked out of school. I was bullying. I was being a bully."
The hosts discuss the repercussions of their actions and the importance of personal growth, adding depth to their otherwise humor-centric narratives.
The conversation shifts to technology, specifically the advent of driverless cars. Zac Amico and Gino Bisconte debate the practicality, safety, and societal implications of autonomous vehicles, referencing companies like Waymo and Uber.
Pros of Driverless Cars:
Zac Amico [69:08]: "They're all going to start their own version of World War Three... Stop it."
Concerns Raised:
Keanu Thompson [70:26]: "Could it detect idiot drivers?"
Technological Advancements vs. Human Error:
The hosts weigh the benefits of reduced traffic and increased efficiency against potential technical failures and ethical dilemmas in programming autonomous systems.
Throughout the episode, the hosts interact with their live audience and chat participants, addressing comments and incorporating listener input into their discussions. This engagement fosters a sense of community and responsiveness that is a hallmark of their show.
Lewis Gomez [37:04]: "I'm going to Nashville with Lewis for Nashville Comedy Festival."
While sponsors like Small Batch Cigar, Kratom, and Keto Brains are mentioned, these segments are acknowledged but omitted from the core content summary as per guidelines to exclude advertisements.
As the episode nears its end, Zac Amico teases a significant announcement slated for the following Wednesday, generating anticipation among listeners. The hosts express gratitude towards their guests and audience, wrapping up the episode on a high note.
Zac Amico [76:22]: "We'll be back on Wednesday with a very special announcement... We shall see."
Cultural Sensitivity vs. Modern Adaptation: The debate on Disney's Snow White remake underscores the challenges of updating classic stories to align with modern sensibilities without alienating long-time fans.
Impact of Social Media and Virality: Discussions around Lil Mabu and Bonnie Blue highlight the lengths artists may go to gain attention in the digital age, raising questions about the quality and intent behind such content.
Evolution of Dating Practices: The introduction of apps like Tribal reflects a shift towards more meaningful connections, yet also exposes the inherent challenges in breaking away from image-centric interactions.
Personal Growth and Accountability: Zac's recounting of his past behaviors serves as a narrative on the importance of self-reflection and the consequences of one's actions.
Technological Advancements and Ethical Concerns: The conversation on driverless cars balances excitement for innovation with apprehensions about safety, reliability, and ethical programming.
Episode 0050 of The Luis and Zac Show is a rollercoaster of discussions, blending humor with serious debates on contemporary issues. From dissecting a Disney remake to exploring the future of transportation, the hosts and their guests navigate a diverse array of topics with their signature unapologetic and fearless comedic style. Noteworthy for its candid exchanges and audience interaction, this episode exemplifies why The Luis and Zac Show is heralded as a "comedy revolution."