0051. Tim Butterly and Noah

Summary

The Luis and Zac Show Podcast Summary: Episode 0051 – Tim Butterly and Noah
Release Date: April 6, 2025

Hosted by GaS Digital Network, Episode 0051 of The Luis and Zac Show features guests Tim Butterly and Noah from Noah’s Paints. The episode is a blend of outrageous humor, personal anecdotes, and significant announcements that mark a pivotal moment for the show.

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1. Welcoming the Guests

Luis J. Gomez kicks off the episode by introducing the guests with his signature high-energy style:

“[00:53] Luis J. Gomez: Boy, we diving in. We got Zak Amico, red.heads sh a snipe, but a Puerto Rican point guard striking like a viper.”

Zach Amico and Noah join the conversation, sharing lighthearted banter about their recent outing at Shinji’s restaurant.

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2. Caviar Adventure at Shinji’s

The trio recounts their extravagant experience at Shinji’s, highlighting the $110 caviar roll and the elaborate presentation with dry ice:

“[05:01] Luis J. Gomez: $110 caviar roll. How good was it?
[05:20] Zach Amico: It was incredible.”

Zach humorously reflects on his reluctance to spend such an amount on caviar, while Noah praises the uniqueness of the cocktails.

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3. Controversy Over Down Syndrome Awareness Commercial

A significant portion of the episode delves into a controversy surrounding a commercial for down syndrome awareness that Tim Butterly and Noah mocked in their podcast:

“[09:29] Zach Amico: I mean, not canceled, but definitely not.
[09:37] Tim Butterly: The episode we did with the super soda.
[09:46] Noah: It was like, get this down syndrome lady drunk and then fuck her.”

The hosts discuss the backlash received when meme pages amplified their mocking of the commercial, leading to misunderstandings about their intentions.

“[10:05] Tim Butterly: So it just looks like they're cutting to the commercial again.”

Luis emphasizes the long-standing nature of their provocative humor, comparing it to other edgy content creators who face similar scrutiny.

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4. Reflections on Val Kilmer and "Willow"

The conversation shifts to reflections on Val Kilmer, expressing sadness over his passing and critiquing the movie "Willow":

“[17:03] Zach Amico: I keep meaning to go back to that with my children.
[17:14] Tim Butterly: Yeah. No, I think he's struggling.”

Luis laments the decline of Kilmer's career and critiques "Willow," sparking humorous debates about its quality.

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5. Announcing the Conclusion of "Lewis and Zach" Show

In a heartfelt and unexpected turn, Luis J. Gomez announces that this will be the final episode of the Lewis and Zach Show. He explains his decision to step aside due to increasing personal and professional commitments:

“[47:08] Luis J. Gomez: This Friday will be the very last Lewis and Zach show.
[47:09] Zach Amico: Change the energy. I don't like somber.”

Luis shares his struggles with balancing the show alongside his burgeoning projects and family life, expressing both sadness and support for Zach as he takes over the time slot with his new venture, Zach Amico's Morning Zoo.

“[47:58] Zach Amico: Congratulations, Zach Amico. This is a big step and well deserved.
[48:00] Luis J. Gomez: Zach, you're the man. We love you, dude.”

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6. Final Personal Stories and Humor

The remaining segment is filled with lighter moments, including stories about April Fool’s Day pranks, personal anecdotes about birthdays, and playful interactions about hobbies like bird watching:

“[55:54] Noah: I did a little prank on Twitter...
[56:37] Luis J. Gomez: That's the only state that has a law in place for virtual reality pedophilia.”

Tim, Zach, and Noah engage in rapid-fire humor, poking fun at each other and sharing ridiculous hypothetical scenarios that keep the energy lively and entertaining.

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7. Final Goodbyes and Future Plans

As the episode winds down, the hosts express their gratitude to the listeners and outline their future endeavors:

“[53:32] Zach Amico: I'm telling you, the energy was wrong...
[53:57] Tim Butterly: Have it. One more show and then this.”

Luis assures that while the Lewis and Zach Show is ending, collaborations will continue through stand-up shows, Skank Fest reunions, and other projects within the GaS Digital Network.

“[54:03] Tim Butterly: Yeah, your pitch is pretty steady.
[54:10] Luis J. Gomez: All right, goodbye.”

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Luis J. Gomez: “Zach, you're the man. We love you, dude.” [51:10]
• Zach Amico: “Change the energy. I don't like somber.” [47:09]
• Noah: “I love good food, dude. For sure puts me in the mood.” [26:17]

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Conclusion

Episode 0051 serves as both a laughter-filled journey through personal stories and a bittersweet farewell to a long-running podcast partnership. Luis J. Gomez and Zach Amico navigate through controversies, heartfelt decisions, and hilarious exchanges, ultimately setting the stage for Zach's new leadership in the GaS Digital Network. This episode encapsulates the wild, unapologetic spirit that defines The Luis and Zac Show, while also highlighting the evolving dynamics behind the scenes.

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For those who haven't listened to this episode, it offers a raw and unfiltered glimpse into the lives of Luis and Zach, filled with humor, honesty, and unexpected reveals that make The Luis and Zac Show a standout in the comedy podcast landscape.

Transcript

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[Luis J. Gomez]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network. Blah, blah, blah, blah. You know what time it is.

[Zach Amico]

They say life a bit tight of night.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Boy, we diving in. We got Zak Amico, red.heads sh a snipe, but a Puerto Rican point guard striking like a viper. And it came to attack. Spilling crack on the track. Yeah. Here we are. Lewis and Zach are back live here at the Gas Digital Studios in the East Village. Yes, we started on time, you suckers. I'm the Puerto Ric RS Luig Gomez. He is the international superstar Zach Amico.

[Tim Butterly]

That's me.

[Luis J. Gomez]

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[Zach Amico]

What up? Good. Thank you for having me. It's good to be here.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Thank.

[Zach Amico]

Good to be here.

[Luis J. Gomez]

My good Friend, Tim Butterly. And also from Noah's Paints. I don't know. What is this your podcast?

[Noah]

It's an arts and craft show. I do.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Okay. Noah is here. Noah's here.

[Zach Amico]

You would love doing it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Noah's the man.

[Noah]

I got chilling.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I got to hang out with Noah recently. We went to a nice little. This little late night drink spot.

[Noah]

Yeah, it was wine and dined us.

[Zach Amico]

You wind and dined in 69.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I did. I did wine and died.

[Zach Amico]

You guys, that was crazy. I finally understood what it was like to be a woman.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Noah]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He said, doggy, you gotta come to Shinji's. And I said, okay. He said, they have doggy. They have these cocktails you would not believe. And I was like, I bet you all believe them. He's like, they have. Dude, they have this hand. Hand rolled caviar roll. It's a hundred dollars. I went, whoa, that's pretty expensive, man. But he was also with his girlfriend, so he was like, well, excuse me. He was with a lady. I'm sorry, dude, I don't. I mean, what even are we, you know?

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know.

[Zach Amico]

And he's like, it was after story war or whatever, and he. I was. I thought it was like a courtesy invite. Like, I thought it was like, I'm getting out of here to get. Here's a soft invite so that I don't seem like I'm just bailing on you guys. And then he texted us. He said, I'm at the spot. Come to Shinji's. And we walked over and we're. I mean, Noah looks like a injured dock worker and I'm a grown up autist. And we walk in and it's like the. A tiny, like a place you would see on like Business Insider. Like this. This bar is serving, blah, blah, blah. And they come to your table and they do this whole elaborate. That you cut pineapple open and there's dry ice and the smoke coming out of it. And he was like, you gotta try. He's running the menu, dude, I love that. 65 cocktails. And he goes, dude, you got to get the Tropicana. It looks like the orange on the Tropicana.

[Noah]

It looks like the orange with the straw.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And I. And you know what?

[Zach Amico]

You know, it was so up. I was like, I've always wanted to jam a straw into that orange. And I said, I'll take two of those, please. And the guy comes over with a tray. It's a different tray for each drink. And it's a whole. It was. Hibachi, it was hibachi.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then, you know. Babe, should he get the caviar roll? Dog, you've ever had caviar? I said, no, I've never tried it.

[Noah]

He's never had caviar.

[Zach Amico]

Babe.

[Noah]

Babe, he's never had caviar.

[Zach Amico]

He's never had. Yeah, man. I guess then you ordered it, and.

[Noah]

Then you whispered and you went, that was $110.

[Luis J. Gomez]

$110 caviar roll. How good was it?

[Zach Amico]

Bill was fucking a thousand dollars.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Was a caviar roll.

[Zach Amico]

It was incredible.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Now, would I ever spend $100 on that? No.

[Luis J. Gomez]

One day you will.

[Zach Amico]

I don't think one day you. I don't see to my future, you'll.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Be trying to impress some. And.

[Zach Amico]

And there's my point. Was the fact that he spent that on us.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I finally got into a woman's brain where I was just like, whoa, does anyone care about me more than Lewis?

[Noah]

You could have taken all of us.

[Zach Amico]

Incredible.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. No, I. Well, look, it was worth the blow job you gave me in the bathroom afterwards. No, that's where the hundred dollars is actually going. Doggy, I. I love you. And I wanted you guys to come over and have some drinks.

[Noah]

It was a great time.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Cool little experience. That spot is dope. Like, there's, like, 10 or 12 seats in the place, and it's just ultra exclusive. Yeah, super exclusive.

[Zach Amico]

Call ahead.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Yeah. Really fun insisting that the.

[Noah]

The bartender throw the liquid nitrogen against the wall. We actually can't do that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He's like, we're not allowed to do it anymore. It's very expensive to waste dry ice.

[Zach Amico]

Budget's getting out of control, man. The manager hates it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We had a. We had a great time, though, and I fucking. Yeah. I love hanging out with you guys.

[Tim Butterly]

Now, can I say that the. The hat activates the Mexicanness of your mustache?

[Noah]

Yeah, I've gone as Cheech many a it.

[Tim Butterly]

Really? Yeah. It paints a picture, does it not?

[Noah]

Do it with the hat off. Hat off. What does it get?

[Zach Amico]

Hat off is Indian.

[Noah]

Hat off.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah. Hat off is tech support. Hat off. Tech support. Hat on cheese.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What is your ethnicity, Noah?

[Noah]

Irish and Italian.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Irish and Italian.

[Zach Amico]

Mario.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Bro. The last thing I would guess was Irish.

[Noah]

I guess I can see Italian, even.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I can see Italian, but not Irish at all.

[Noah]

Yeah, my dad's Irish. My mom's Italian.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, you. You're a. You got definitely Mexican cholo vibes.

[Noah]

Yeah, I think it's the mustache. Really? The mustache started the last, like, three, four years.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, no, you have a Mexican chin.

[Noah]

Really?

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, your chin. Your bottom half of your face is Mexican.

[Noah]

I think I'm just a little fat.

[Tim Butterly]

No, that's not it. Then I'd be really Mexican. I'd be the most Mexican man alive.

[Zach Amico]

No, I think it's the way you're always napping against a truck tire.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

You're always drinking a tall boy out of a paper bag while sit in the bodega for some reason, he's always.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Hanging out in the parking lot of a fucking hardware store.

[Noah]

I'm always trying to show you nudes.

[Tim Butterly]

On my phone that you took of someone else's phone.

[Noah]

I screenshot it on Instagram.

[Zach Amico]

We got to get you a high vis apron.

[Noah]

Oh, I'd love one.

[Luis J. Gomez]

So look, I'll come to your fucking arts and craft show. What do you do? Pick a different project each time?

[Noah]

Yeah, we let the guests decide. For the most part, we give them some ideas and then we're like, do you want to do anything specific? And then me and Dylan Smith, my co host, the producer of tbs.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Nice.

[Noah]

We like write bits for it. It's a pretty scripted show.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Okay.

[Noah]

We like have pre planned bits. It's like a, it's like an hour.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I want to deal with, I want to make, I want to make a vase with you as I sit behind you. When we use our hands together, we.

[Noah]

Can make that happen.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Can that happen?

[Noah]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Luis J. Gomez]

One of those spinning vase things?

[Noah]

Yeah. The potter's wheel.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Is that what it's called?

[Noah]

That's what it's called.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Artsy motherfucker.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I was not expecting that at all. Of course. It was like a burrito truck show. I would understand it. Any of these other things.

[Noah]

I, I, I sell paintings. I'm like a, the artist.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You are an actual artist?

[Noah]

Yeah, I paint.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Can we see some of his art? Shannon, I would love to see something.

[Noah]

That'S on the Instagram, please.

[Tim Butterly]

No, you paint during.

[Noah]

Yeah, yeah, during tbs. Well, you guys were there.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, well, I'm sorry guys. I don't pay attention to things.

[Noah]

That's okay. You were on the episode. We got canceled.

[Tim Butterly]

Why?

[Luis J. Gomez]

What happened?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What did I do?

[Zach Amico]

Awareness.

[Noah]

The down syndrome.

[Tim Butterly]

The superstar that's been showing up in my timeline again.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I saw, Dude, I saw my timeline today. Like a thick ass downs. This like whatever they're taking up.

[Tim Butterly]

Dude, somebody's putting them in my timeline.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, doggy, it might be. I might have to look for it right now. Searching.

[Tim Butterly]

Hot and I show up.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's my website. Yeah, dude, I, Dude, Let me try to find this on Facebook real quick. But tell me what happened. Why'd you guys get canceled? What happened?

[Zach Amico]

I mean, not canceled, but definitely not.

[Noah]

People were not really happy about it. Some guys liked it a lot, and then other people really hated it.

[Tim Butterly]

The episode we did with the super soda.

[Noah]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it was you guys on there. We were making fun of the down syndrome awareness commercial where it was like, hey, bartender, you think I can't have. Yeah, and we were making fun of the commercial.

[Noah]

It was like, get this down syndrome lady drunk and then fuck her.

[Zach Amico]

Right? That was the gist of the commercial. We were making fun of that. And. And then, like, meme pages started posting the clip.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, really?

[Noah]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

With way more of a reach than I have. And so it's people who don't know that I have, like, pure soul and a kind heart, and they think I just do retard voice and I don't speak at all.

[Tim Butterly]

So it just looks like they're cutting to the commercial again.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Beautiful thing about being us, we've been doing this type of shit for so long that people don't even bother. It's like when Kumi writes the N word on Twitter. Nobody's like, canceling and forth. Like, that's what he does, you know? Like, legion of skanks in our world. They're like, yeah, that's what they do. We're not gonna even bother. But when, when nice boys from Philly do it, some nice people started commenting. They could smell that you're nice. That's why they would come after you, because they're like, oh, this is a nice boy. Let's actually with him.

[Noah]

Then they go, why would he actually do that? That terrible.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So people started tagging me in the clip. And then people were coming to my page and commenting on pictures of my children.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No. Yeah, your hot children.

[Zach Amico]

My hot children.

[Luis J. Gomez]

They're also good looking.

[Zach Amico]

Taken down, man. They can't see his win. They hate it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Shannon. I, I, I don't know. I can't find this video of this.

[Zach Amico]

There's plenty of them. There's more than one video.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, this is. I would. And I mean this.

[Zach Amico]

She like working out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I would her. I really mean this. No, she's like, she's got big tits and a ass, and she's just doing a little dance and shaking her ass and her thighs. And I was like, what?

[Tim Butterly]

And then it's one of those ones that's like, so would you care if I have down syndrome? But, like, you don't make your Way up to her face till the third play.

[Luis J. Gomez]

A funny person made the video because, like, then it, like, cuts to a bunch of, like, things.

[Tim Butterly]

Is that what we call them now?

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's like Shrek, like, looks up and goes like that. And then it cuts like another. It's like, a bunch of reactions to it. It's so funny. Oh, man. This is actually legitimately toit. Toy to Night. Retarded Girl Edition. We need to just.

[Noah]

I want to say it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let's do it.

[Tim Butterly]

Retight Edition.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Can we find the retweet and see if we think she's twitch?

[Noah]

I gotta see this lady. The answer is probably yes.

[Shannon]

I'm just looking up Hot Down Syndrome.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'll try. Let me. I'll tell you. If it's her. I'll never forget her. If it's her, I'll tell you right away. It's her. She's my angel. No, it's not. You got to go to, like, videos, man, now. People are putting them in the. In the chat right now. No, it's not. Like, she's.

[Tim Butterly]

So she's blonde, right?

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't know, dude. She was a angel. She's a retarded angel.

[Zach Amico]

I have a great Paco story for you, too, when we move on from there, please.

[Shannon]

But I'll keep looking.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, yeah. It's been. My timeline's had a lot of them lately.

[Noah]

Have you guys been getting my.

[Luis J. Gomez]

By the way, somebody in the races said it might be. It might be bad AI. It actually could be AI. This was so tight that it had. It almost has to be AI. AI. She was thick.

[Noah]

Did she have that face, though?

[Luis J. Gomez]

She had a retard face.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, yeah, but not that. Not that bad.

[Noah]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know the girl I'm talking about.

[Tim Butterly]

I know, exactly.

[Zach Amico]

It is kind of a spectrum, by the way. Down syndrome is a spectrum.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You got the. You know.

[Tim Butterly]

Now some. You put sunglasses on and you don't know.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

Is it.

[Shannon]

Is it this one?

[Luis J. Gomez]

I think it might be.

[Noah]

I think I've seen that one.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I think it might. Yeah, I think this is her.

[Shannon]

I'm pretty sure this is AI.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, no, that's not.

[Zach Amico]

I've never had caviar. She has fake tits.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, did you say caviar? Woe. This is her page now. This has to be AI.

[Noah]

Please.

[Shannon]

It is AI. I heard them talk about on the bonfire.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let's see. Go.

[Noah]

Bonfire down.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I want to see.

[Tim Butterly]

We got fooled by AI. Who are the retards?

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, this isn't her. She's. I mean, it could Be. She's wearing jeans. Oh, yeah, that's the one.

[Zach Amico]

I saw the green workout outfit.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let me see the green workout outfit. Yeah, this is her for sure.

[Noah]

She looks like Josie Marcelino.

[Zach Amico]

Josie wishes.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, fuck. All right. That's nice gal, though. Yeah, great gal. There's one. Go down. One more. Shannon. It's her and jeans. If you can find it. You can take this off for a minute. Find her. Oh, wait, no, wait. Those are the pants right there. They're not jeans. It's those. No, no, go to the right.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, God.

[Noah]

What the hell?

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's those pants right there. So this is definitely the same girl.

[Noah]

She looks like she got like a door slammed in her face and then she turned down syndrome, you know, like, she was really hot and she got big.

[Tim Butterly]

There were birds flying around her head.

[Noah]

She tried eating them.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What happened with Paco?

[Zach Amico]

Well, you know.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is this from the wedding?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, this is from the wedding.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, we talked about it on Skanks.

[Zach Amico]

Did you talk about the Paco story?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, about Paco breaking the lamp.

[Zach Amico]

All right, never mind.

[Noah]

I don't have a cool story then.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Sorry. Now, Paco's. Paco. Paco is a psycho.

[Noah]

Pretty hot, though.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He shattered one of a lamp at Alex's, like, Italian mom's house that's like, you know, an antique queen's home full of.

[Zach Amico]

They spent $400 rich heirlooms and fine china.

[Noah]

The. The o yelled from that house, shook the foundation.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And it's full of all her entire Italian family. And they're all like, kind of stiff, like, hey, how you doing? And Paco starts rough housing with the kids and knocks over a 300 vase containing, I think, the ashes of their ancestors.

[Noah]

Oh, Paco saying no.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I know, I know. Well, the story came out later, but he probably didn't do much to make this happen.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He said he leaned into it, right? Like backed into it and it fell.

[Zach Amico]

Over at the end.

[Tim Butterly]

He leaned in and he's like this ugly anyway, but.

[Zach Amico]

But did it. Did they.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Dad said, yeah, don't bring him around anymore.

[Zach Amico]

No, they. Well, at the end of the day. And by the way, I was trying to impress Alex's dad because he's very. I don't think I saw him smile in the entire weekend we spent together.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, she's married. If your daughter was Marrington and Harrington, you would permanently never.

[Noah]

Reality show child two years wedlock Marrington.

[Luis J. Gomez]

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[Tim Butterly]

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[Luis J. Gomez]

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[Zach Amico]

So he's saying goodbyes, and then it's just, you know, a couple of people left and he goes, hey, Alex, do me a favor and never invite that Indian fell here again.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, he's frowning. I'm sorry, Paco.

[Noah]

If I see that Gindaloon again, that vindal.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, look, I'm sad because Val Kilmer's dead. That's the only reason why I. I almost didn't come into the show today. I was like, val Kilmer's gone. I can't do it anymore. What a fall from grace. Val Kilmer was so hot back in the day. He was like. He was like a Hollywood leading man, handsome. And now he looks like Zach. You see Val Kilmer now?

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He was terminally dead.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. But it wasn't just him being terminally ill. Right. I think he was, like, all up on drugs and other things.

[Zach Amico]

No, I think he was sick.

[Tim Butterly]

I think he was sick.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Just sick?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is that why he looks. No.

[Noah]

Oh, my God.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No.

[Zach Amico]

That's sick. He was. He was sick. He was in a wheelchair.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Really?

[Shannon]

He looks like Tiny Tim had throat cancer that he was battling.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, I'm fair. I'm terrified of that.

[Zach Amico]

He's never had.

[Noah]

What the hell?

[Zach Amico]

But he maintained his spirit the whole time, and that's what People love the most about him.

[Tim Butterly]

And he got one last banger movie in.

[Luis J. Gomez]

McGruber. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, for sure.

[Tim Butterly]

McGruber's so funny.

[Noah]

McGruber came out like 20 years ago, though.

[Tim Butterly]

I'll take it. It's still pretty doing.

[Noah]

It holds up.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Up. You know what doesn't hold up? Willow.

[Zach Amico]

Really?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Willow doesn't hold up.

[Zach Amico]

I keep meaning to go back to that with my children.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Not good. I tried to go back to it with James. He was like, what the is this? It's terrible.

[Noah]

I've never even heard of Willow.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You never heard of Willow?

[Noah]

Never heard of Willow.

[Zach Amico]

That's crazy.

[Noah]

How's that crazy?

[Luis J. Gomez]

How old are you?

[Noah]

You guys are old. 25.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Okay. But he shouldn't have heard of Willow.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where they're chasing the little pig around in the beginning. And then there's a midget doing magic. It had everything.

[Noah]

Whoa.

[Luis J. Gomez]

There's a cartoon midget swords. It didn't have everything. He said midgets and swords. That's everything to an autistic person.

[Noah]

Thing to me.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. A super attractive older guy that you could, like, look up to and never really imagine yourself being. Oh, man. That's cool.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Willow was. Yeah. Please. Let's see the Willow trailer. I'd love to see.

[Noah]

It was Lucasfilm.

[Zach Amico]

It was a different time.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It was a time of destiny.

[Zach Amico]

This looks like dog.

[Luis J. Gomez]

A time when a child could tip the balance between good little redheaded baby. They would drown him back in the day.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Dude.

[Zach Amico]

Warwick Davis ruled my childhood with the.

[ThirdLove Ad Speaker]

Strength of my great army.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Warwick Davis was. He was Willow. He was leprechaun. He was.

[Zach Amico]

He was.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It Ewok. Wait, what?

[Zach Amico]

He was. No, he was like, the guy. He was. The little guy just turned it into, like, a.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, Dinklage. Warwick Davis was never hot. Dinklage is a hot little guy.

[Zach Amico]

I get. Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Like, handsome guy face. And he's got a.

[Zach Amico]

Also, you can't stand him.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You don't like to.

[Zach Amico]

I hate dinkling. You don't like to think the dink stinks. So, like, Mer. You know that he thinks he's a cool guy. He's like Frasier in a trash computer.

[Noah]

You're little. You're so little.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, bro. You gotta accept it. But he's. He is a pretty. He's pretty handsome for a little guy.

[Noah]

Yeah. His face is not.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Davis is all like.

[Noah]

You ever see the picture of Peter Dinklage holding his baby? And the baby's bigger than him.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let's do that.

[Zach Amico]

Please show the Willow trailer.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Did he. We stopped The Willow trailer after 13 seconds. That song. That's crazy.

[Tim Butterly]

He looks like he's going to give it the Mark Henry sl.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is he married to a regular sized woman?

[Zach Amico]

He's dressed like.

[Noah]

Let little Kravitz.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Can we see Dinklage's wife, please?

[Noah]

It's the hot down syndrome lady.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh my God.

[Noah]

That's crazy. And she's pretty short. He's just so short.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Is she? Is she. He's also these smaller than the statue he's holding.

[Tim Butterly]

He's like a Russian nesting dog.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Can we see more pictures of her? Let's see her. Is she toy?

[Noah]

Erica Schmidt.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Erica Schmidt. Yeah, she's pretty toy.

[Zach Amico]

Asian.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I mean, for a regular sized. But I bet you Dinklage could pull crazy hot. Regular sized.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, of course.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is such a big show.

[Noah]

He's so famous.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Wildly famous. And rich.

[Noah]

So little. It's crazy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

Just.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Shannon, would you. Could you a Peter Dinklage because you don't like short guys.

[Shannon]

I don't think I could.

[Zach Amico]

What about a tall Peter Dinklage?

[Noah]

Peter Dalclidge?

[Zach Amico]

What if Peter Dinklage had the same proportions and looked exactly the same, except he was 5, field 11.

[Shannon]

No, it would need to be like, like, like for real tall, I think.

[Zach Amico]

What do you mean?

[Noah]

Well, like a million feet tall. Like how tall?

[Shannon]

Three, maybe six.

[Zach Amico]

Three, but same proportions and head size and face. Like just stretched out because like his.

[Shannon]

Head'S kind of like a little big for his body. So maybe it would like even it out.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Everything's got big hands, do you think?

[Noah]

No, it just proportionately looks big. Yeah, I bet it's like a 4 or 5.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I bet the dink has a great dong. I bet he does, right? They do usually, I think. Really? I think.

[Noah]

No, that's like.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, I think. And I think both.

[Noah]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I think midgets notoriously have large dick. Is that true?

[Tim Butterly]

Dude, Imagine how big a retarded midget stick.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Whoa.

[Noah]

I bite it off.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Now we're talking that I don't have a big dick. And Peter Dinklage probably does.

[Noah]

I don't. There has to be. Was he leaked? Was he ever leaked?

[Luis J. Gomez]

No. Was he? I leaked a little bit after I peed today. This is the thing that's happening a lot. Like I put my dick away and then my dick still pours out a little bit.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah. Like a syringe worth.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, dude. It's infuriated.

[Noah]

So embarrassing. Because then you see it if you're wearing light pants.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I've gone through periods like that. I Think you can do something about it?

[Luis J. Gomez]

You think so? Yeah, I think it's just me getting older, probably. I turned 43 yesterday.

[Noah]

Whoa. Happy birthday.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. Happy belated. I did text you yesterday.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You did text me. Thank you very much.

[Zach Amico]

Happy birthday.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Yeah, I went to the Capitol Grill last night with a little group. Big J came, paid sucker laid down the card. Party 8 at the Capitol Grill is an expensive meal.

[Noah]

Almost like four at Shinji's.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Shinji's might have been a more expensive bill, but, yeah, Capital Grill. We. We ate like savages last night. It's your birthday.

[Zach Amico]

That's Big J, though, you know?

[Noah]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's the kind of guy he is.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, he does like to lay down a credit card.

[Noah]

Big pocket.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Noah]

Comes with the territory.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, he paid for the bill last night, which I told him not to. I was like, no. I was like, these are all my family, and just you and Christine. I was like, you know, he was like, all right, let's split it. And I was like, all right, sweet. And then I gave him the card. Christine went to go pay, and they just paid it anyway away.

[Zach Amico]

Wow. How magnanimous.

[Noah]

Yeah, it's a $10 word.

[Zach Amico]

Louis let me crash at his place while he was away over the weekend.

[Noah]

That's sweet.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. We're all just nice to each other. We're all. We're such good friends off camera, and we're so shitty to each other on camera.

[Zach Amico]

These are the best people in the entire world.

[Noah]

Did you ransack his stuff? Did you open up cabinets?

[Zach Amico]

I would have if he didn't live so pristinely. He has the cleanest and nicest house of any of my friends.

[Noah]

I heard about this off camera.

[Zach Amico]

Absolutely. It's crazy. Crazy. It was actually kind of jarring.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You think that I'd have, like.

[Zach Amico]

We were actually afraid to, like, move around too much and, like, leave a mark on something really nuts.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No. Yeah, well, I mean, I got a kid. I got it all.

[Zach Amico]

No patched up drywall anywhere in the house. That was the most surprising, actually.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's old Lewis. All Lewis. I mean, dude, it was, like, literally just shitty posters with no frames, just covering drywall, hole punches.

[Zach Amico]

You probably don't want this out there.

[Luis J. Gomez]

But he gives my full address.

[Zach Amico]

He's got the Jew scrolls on every doorway in his house.

[Noah]

Yeah, like mezuzahs.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I'm Jewish. I converted.

[Zach Amico]

Did you do that, or was that there?

[Luis J. Gomez]

That was there. That was there. And I rent the house, so I didn't want to take their juma off the Walls. I feel like that'd be offensive to them. Yeah, but I'm. I'm actually trying to buy this specific house that I'm renting.

[Noah]

Damn.

[Zach Amico]

You're renting to own. That's crazy. Yeah. You got your house. On my way.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, no, I. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

We'll work it out. In the meantime, just pay towards nothing for as long as you can.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Trying to. Well, I'm. I'm looking at my neighborhood because my son's mother lives there, my sister lives there, so I want to stay in that neighborhood. And there's just nothing else as nice available in that neighborhood for that price point. They're trying to charge me a arm and a leg.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no kidding. I saw it on the board.

[Luis J. Gomez]

These Jews are really putting the screws to me. Let's see.

[Zach Amico]

He's already paying too much rent.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, dude.

[Zach Amico]

And I have no reason to sell this to him.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm gonna.

[Zach Amico]

You have no bargaining power.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm gonna punch the businesses off the wall. Yeah. What do Mosas do?

[Noah]

Like an evil spirits kind of.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You bless each room like you walk on Puerto Rican.

[Noah]

You got to smelt it down. Make a giant cross. This.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, dude, These J's. Yeah. Well, no, thank. I appreciate that. I. I'm glad you guys had a good time staying there.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's the best, man.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. You guys very, very, very appreciative running around. Your wife messaged me thing.

[Zach Amico]

No, she didn't. Yeah, she did not with my permission.

[Luis J. Gomez]

She said, happy birthday. And she said, thank you for letting us stay there and see, like, a nippler's great. She sent me some nudes. Just. Just a video for rubbing one out. What the. Yeah.

[Noah]

She's awesome, though.

[Luis J. Gomez]

She's like, we might do a hand roll.

[Zach Amico]

You know, I've also never had caviar.

[Tim Butterly]

You want to see me do a hand roll?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Can't believe you've never had caviar. I.

[Zach Amico]

It's never come up.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Caviar is great.

[Zach Amico]

How often are you eating it?

[Luis J. Gomez]

I eat caviar a decent amount. If caviar is on the menu, I get caviar. I like caviar. I had a place in Canada.

[Zach Amico]

Is there good and bad caviar or is it all good?

[Luis J. Gomez]

I've. I've never had bad caviar, but I'm assuming it's because I only get it from, like, nice places. If you buy to the supermarket in a can, like a can of tuna, you peel it back. I don't know. There's probably shittier ones. I had caviar at this one spot in Canada. And it was like the bottom layer was dill, the middle layer was creme fraiche and the top layer was caviar. And you put these, these little doughy pancakes. Oh, my God. Doggy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it sounds great, man.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Just the best.

[Zach Amico]

Wow, that sounds delicious.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I love good food, dude. For sure puts me in the mood.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I'm not continuing that. I'm not ending that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You don't like. You don't go to like nice restaurants.

[Noah]

And Tim hates food.

[Zach Amico]

No, I, I.

[Noah]

You're a hull head.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I've been. I have a liquid diet I took my wife to. Not Peter Luger. What's the other one? That's Chris. No, it's in New York.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Wendy's.

[Zach Amico]

It's. No, they have tacos and gorditas. No.

[Noah]

Longhorn.

[Zach Amico]

What's the one with the mutton Keynes?

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I went to Keens with my wife for our anniversary and I whined and dined her and the waiter came out and warned me that we were. He said, you know, you're ordering a lot of food.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I looked at my wife and I said, are you, Are you insulting my wife? Are you calling my wife a fat pig right now?

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's funny. No.

[Zach Amico]

I was gonna make a big a.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Stink of about it, but I. Dude, I know. I love a nice restaurant, dude. Oh my God. Dude.

[Noah]

There's nothing better.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Nothing better in the world. This is. Dude, you create memories with the family. So why I go on vacation, I go to nice restaurants. That's what I. I waste the most money on in my life. Is like really nice restaurants and vacation.

[Noah]

So worth it. Yeah, it's so worth.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You're not going to take the memories away from my. One day he might get like Alzheimer's or something. But you know, he'll never lose those memories. That's it. You know, I don't buy toys. I don't buy gadgets like you see. I don't have like a crazy tv.

[Zach Amico]

Your house was full of cool stuff.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No.

[Zach Amico]

Your son's room is packed with awesome cool stuff. No, some of it's still in the wrapper.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, yeah, well, that's true. He is a spoiled little piece of. Yeah, dude. Every Christmas I'm like, why am I buying more toys? There's toys from last Christmas that are completely unopened.

[Noah]

You got to ditch his toys from last year.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He doesn't. He wouldn't even know. I could re wrap his toys and he wouldn't even know. He'd be like, dad, thank you.

[Zach Amico]

To do it, you got to get him to throwaways stuff.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, well, we donate. We donate some of his old toys every time. We kind of.

[Zach Amico]

So do we. And by donate, I mean we fill, like, trash bags with it, and then we leave it by the door, and then we never take it anywhere, and then we just throw it out. Yeah, we donate all kinds of stuff.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, It's. You know, he's. He's got a good life. The kid's got a good life, you know? Yeah. He's only supposed to only sing.

[Zach Amico]

You're doing a great job.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You have three children.

[Zach Amico]

I do.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And your children. What's good for your children is they've experienced just not well to do Tim. And you're rising right now. You're starting to crush it. You're about to. Tim's gonna be. Tim's about to blow past all of us. And everyone loves you. That's the thing. You.

[Zach Amico]

You're so funny for me.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You're so funny, and you're really likable. Everyone loves you. When we took away double points on Tim's episode, I mean, there was a mutiny.

[Zach Amico]

I could have started violence. I could have started mass violence.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's crazy how many people like you. Piece of Tim. You took it away from Tim Butter. He's the best person ever.

[Zach Amico]

You're lucky it was me.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. No, I'm not lucky. It's you.

[Zach Amico]

You are lucky. Because if it was someone else.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, if it was Bobby Kelly, everyone, like, good dude, kill him. Him. He gets no double points. Suck a dick. But for you, people were like, oh, my God, dude, how dare you?

[Zach Amico]

It really hurts. It really hurt me. By the way, we're bringing it back. I was so excited. So after you're gone that ever got no double points. That's crazy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. We're bringing it back because people are freaking out about it. And I was like, well, all right, but we gotta put some limitations. We gotta give you, like, a talk before the show. But don't. Don't go crazy with the double point.

[Zach Amico]

You gotta give other me. Me I wouldn't be tasting.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And Felipe Esparza. They just use it too much, and they kind of ruined it for everybody else.

[Zach Amico]

It's crazy.

[Noah]

What did you think?

[Luis J. Gomez]

They just went crazy with it. They started going double points up points, up points. And then it was ruining the fun of double points. There should be a few times in the episode where people are losing their minds, but by the seventh time, that burger's like double points and words. I was like, okay, let's move on.

[Zach Amico]

Insane.

[Luis J. Gomez]

So I look forward to getting it back. You'll be back.

[Zach Amico]

You'll be back, and I want back. Double points, by the way, for the ones I missed out on.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We're changing the location of.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, have you announced it yet?

[Luis J. Gomez]

We're. It's not officially signed, but I don't think anyone's gonna pull out of the deal. Where is it? You know? New York comedy club, Gramercy.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, nice.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, they love us. I. Dude, I love those guys. First of all, Emilio. Do you know Emilio from your comedy club?

[Zach Amico]

I don't know anybody in New York City.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He's. We started off selling comedy club tickets together, and we both, like. We were like, like, jawing at each other from opposite corners in Times Square.

[Zach Amico]

Free comedy?

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, not free. We used to sell the tickets. Oh, it was. I ran. I ran a company that would go up to you and be like, hey, do you like comedy? And you're like, no, get away from me. That was 90% of it. But no, we'd sell them tickets in advance that are good for any comedy show. They want to see, like, four tickets for 20 bucks. Bucks. And it was, like, five bucks a ticket. And then, you know, he had another company that did it as well, and we had, like, you know, street beefs, and we'd, like, stare at each other and be like, that's my corner. I'm gonna be in the front of the ESPN zone. Who do you think you are? And then we would all sell tickets, and then we all just kind of grew up and did our things. He bought a couple comedy clubs. He manages some great comics now. I got Gas Digital and Skank Fest and all these fun things, and I'm happy we get to put our comedy club ticket selling differences aside. And now, wow.

[Zach Amico]

Now look at you. United front.

[Luis J. Gomez]

We had. Yeah, we had to leave the stand. They were just massively disrespectful to the show. I mean, they kept on, like, being like, oh, we have a private event for some douchebag from Wall street coming in, so we're gonna move you into the small room. They cancel the show a few times. I was like, dude, would they ever cancel Kill Tony or move Kill Tony into his small room? They're not gonna happen. We're trying to grow story wars into a show that's that big. And, yeah, the stand just didn't see the vision. We're not changing Legion of Skanks. They've never. With our Monday nights. That's like, I guess a dead night. There, but on Wednesdays, they just were not. You know, we're giving us the respect we deserved.

[Noah]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

We have a Tick tocker coming in to run their 13 minute special.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that's exactly what it is, dude. It was like, it was Montreal, like New Faces auditions. I was like, nobody cares. I was like, I'm the guy who runs a cool comedy festival. How are you disrespecting me for a. A dead festival that nobody gives a about? Shannon, can I have a coffee, please? Can I have a coffee, please? All right, let's take a moment and thank one of our brand new sponsors, which is Brunt Workwear. I'll tell you right now, these boots are awesome. They just came in the mail the other day. I wore these last night for my birthday. I wasn't working. They were just so comfortable and cool that I decided to wear them out. When you're choosing work boots, typically if they feel good, they don't last. And if they lasted, they wreck your feet. But Brunt Workwear finally ended that trade off. Designing boots with the toughest job sites while feeling as comfortable as your favorite sneakers. I mean, really just soft material. They feel so good. They look incredible as well. I'm telling you right now. I, I got so many compliments last night on my boots. Big J was at my dinner. My, my son thinks they're super cool. They were genuinely just an incredible product. I didn't even realize that they were work boots when I first put them on. I was like, oh, they came in the mail. I was like, what is this? These are just awesome boots. And then I find out that they're specifically designed to last on tough work sites.

[Tim Butterly]

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[Luis J. Gomez]

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[Tim Butterly]

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[Luis J. Gomez]

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[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, your pitch is pretty steady.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's pretty good. I liked it. It's really my son.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I have one more sweet story. This. They didn't tell you this from the wedding? So it was a surprise wedding. It was their baby daughter's second birthday party. Right. So no one there knew except for a couple people that were helping out. I was the officiant, by the way.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, I know.

[Zach Amico]

And the. The.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The.

[Zach Amico]

The setup was they were setting up all the chairs in the backyard, and they were telling everyone, hey, we. We just, like some kind of reason to be out there, there. And we decided on, hey, there's gonna be a talent show for the birthday party. Which fun was.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But it was tough to get people to go, okay, I'm gonna go sit in the backyard for a talent show.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Right. But we.

[Zach Amico]

Eventually, we get everybody out there.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I said, they stole that idea from Gas Digital retreat. What talent show?

[Zach Amico]

What did you do instead of the talent show?

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, we. They stole. Okay?

[Zach Amico]

There was no talent show.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, there was no.

[Zach Amico]

There was no talent show. That was a ruse.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That was a lie.

[Zach Amico]

And it was my job to walk.

[Tim Butterly]

Out and say, already falling for it.

[Zach Amico]

Well, that's what's so funny.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Getting married.

[Tim Butterly]

What kind of town?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Zero. He just said, I do.

[Zach Amico]

So then it was my job to walk out and say, hey, guys, I'm sorry we lied to you. There is no talent show. And when I said that, my seven year old, who knew that there was a wedding and there was. He goes, what? And I go, all right, maybe he's being funny. Right? So then we do the whole thing. It's beautiful. People are crying and laughing. It's the most, you know, magical moment of their entire lives.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, you were also on acid, so maybe it might have seemed that way to you. Tim was losing his mind on seven hits of acid.

[Zach Amico]

I did. I did mention I was telling a story about, like, Pep talking Harrington when he was proposing.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But I was also at Skangfest at midnight, and I was saying I was, like, drinking all day and taking mushrooms from people on the streets. And when I said that, I caught Alex's mom's eyes, and she went, so then it's over. The. Their parents come up and say some stuff, say, thank you very much, everybody. This is the best ever. And now we're just, you know, kind of chilling. It's almost time to go home. Home. And we're sitting. I'm sitting on a couch on inside and my 7 year old comes over and he leans over the edge of the. The armrest of the sofa and he's kicking his legs behind him. He goes, why was the talent show canceled?

[Noah]

That's why you guys don't like whoever.

[Zach Amico]

Got over it for the whole weekend.

[Noah]

He's the best.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He's a good kid.

[Zach Amico]

So then we had to go out in the backyard when it got dark out and Alex had like a light up hula hoop. And we watched him like a hula hoop kind of. Well, he started out bad, but got good. And we all had to stand around and applaud while he did a hula hula hoop. And we were like, dude, you saved the entire party.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't know the mechanics of hula hooping.

[Noah]

No, me neither. Not at all.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't understand what you're supposed to do, how you're supposed to get it going. Is it in the hips? Is it in the legs?

[Zach Amico]

I think you need it wherever the hula hoop is.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I have nothing but hips. I'm mostly hips.

[Noah]

You should be so good at it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I should be great at it. I. I can't. I can't even. I look, what I do is I. I throw it. Yeah. And then it goes. Yeah. And then falls to the floor.

[Zach Amico]

You're supposed to.

[Tim Butterly]

I just get stuck.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Zach has to be cut out from the jaws of life. Oh, yeah. I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

It's a mystery, man.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What would you do if there was a talent show besides comedy, obviously. What would you. What, what is your besides jiu jitsu obvious as well? Because that's not something you could do for a talent show.

[Zach Amico]

I get. Yeah. Maybe I could stand with my back to the audience and anyone, any one person would be allowed to attack me. Yeah, that's my talent.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's a pretty good talent, right? That's fun. That's a fun talent for the talent show.

[Zach Amico]

Isn't that great?

[Luis J. Gomez]

You know, I just realized I think we might do a talent show. An all comedian talent show at Skank Fest. Is that what column does? What's the column? Turtle. Midnight.

[Zach Amico]

Midnight circus.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is that like, is it kind of.

[Zach Amico]

That just like a thing or two there? It's like a variety show.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's a variety. Okay, so we're gonna do an actual talent show at Skank Festival.

[Tim Butterly]

Judges.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, with judges. We'll get comedians to come out and. Because we always do the, the Real Ass podcast talent show. We've always done that in the past, but with comics would be really fun. And those are always just retarded talents. It's literally a girl being like, I have tits and that's 10. What would be your talent, Noah, besides painting?

[Noah]

I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

He would slowly make a soup over 10 hours.

[Noah]

Oh, yeah, I do. I, I, I don't know. What could I do?

[Zach Amico]

You tell me, man.

[Noah]

I don't know. I don't do much. I do leisure activities. I don't do. Yeah, I don't do stuff like that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What do you.

[Noah]

I can watch tv.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's not a talent.

[Noah]

I could bird watch. I'm good at bird watching.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Watching is not a town.

[Noah]

I can, I can call him. I see him, I go, that's what that is. That's what that is.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't do a lot of stuff. So people, if we pulled up birds, right? Shannon, pull up an image of a bird. You have to know the, the type of bird it is, Shannon. So don't show the name, obviously. And I want to see how many birds in a row.

[Zach Amico]

It's all come down to this. He brings binoculars everywhere we go.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, no.

[Zach Amico]

You have with you right now.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's crazy. I have a pair of binoculars. Nobody's ever used binoculars.

[Zach Amico]

He never got the case.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's just a dumb gift you buy for your kid on Christmas. You're like, I'm getting binoculars.

[Zach Amico]

It's his entire personality.

[Noah]

It's a golden film. Doesn't.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is it?

[Shannon]

That's correct.

[Zach Amico]

You.

[Shannon]

No way, right? I swear to God, I thought he.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Was just throwing a name out because it sounded real. Okay, let's get another one.

[Zach Amico]

So I keep him around.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's wild. That's wild.

[Noah]

It's a talent.

[Zach Amico]

That might have been a fluke, though. Go ahead, one more.

[Shannon]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, hold on, hold on.

[Zach Amico]

You got to deal with this, dude.

[Noah]

I really.

[Zach Amico]

I wish we talked about this before myself.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, God.

[Noah]

That is a type of grackle.

[Shannon]

No.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Wow.

[Noah]

I don't know. These are tropical birds. I know northeast birds. You gotta put birds from America.

[Shannon]

Okay, hold on.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That was it.

[Noah]

Oh, American birds.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, please.

[Noah]

That's not an American bird.

[Shannon]

It was a Taiwan blue magpie.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, Taiwan.

[Noah]

It's not even part of Taiwan.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Taiwan's not even a real place.

[Zach Amico]

Not anymore.

[Noah]

It's part of China.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let's do American birds.

[Noah]

Shannon. Only American birds only.

[Zach Amico]

He does it all in real life. He's not looking at them online.

[Noah]

I'm on the streets.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, I see.

[Noah]

I'm pounding the paver birds that you.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Can Find in Philadelphia. There are so many birds.

[Noah]

Oh, is that a scarlet tanager?

[Shannon]

Yes.

[Noah]

A scarlet tan tanager.

[Luis J. Gomez]

How do you spell it? How you spell that? Wow. Let's see one more. Let's see one more. Shannon. Done.

[Noah]

We're so up, dude.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's a great bit. This is a great. This new podcast on Gas Digital. No one names birds.

[Noah]

I'll name birds for hours.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's great.

[Tim Butterly]

Do you know a birds.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Zach?

[Noah]

Sign me. That is a cat bird.

[Shannon]

Yep. Gray catbird.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's crazy.

[Noah]

Cuz when they. They. When their song sounds like it's a cat bird. Yeah, sounds like a cat.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Impressions of this bird.

[Noah]

I can do some.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You do an impression of a tanager. Yo, what's up, man? What's up?

[Zach Amico]

Let me hold a seed.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He's buying loose seeds. Loose seeds. All right, one more. We got to do one more. This is too good. I'm enjoying this way too much.

[Tim Butterly]

Yo, where that newspaper at? I got a doo doo.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yo, stop looking at me with binoculars.

[Zach Amico]

I'm in my nest.

[Noah]

Is that a. It looks like a type of finch. Is that correct?

[Shannon]

It's a. I don't. Well, I don't know if it falls into that, but that's not in the name.

[Noah]

Wow.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

That's a hint. That's a hint.

[Noah]

It's not in the name.

[Zach Amico]

Look at the beak.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Come on. You got this, Noah.

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[Luis J. Gomez]

Kind of.

[Tim Butterly]

Looks like a slumbered millionaire.

[Noah]

I don't know. Is it like an azure sparrow?

[Shannon]

No, it's an indigo bunting.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, come on, Noah. The indigo bunting?

[Noah]

I've never seen a bunting in my life.

[Luis J. Gomez]

All right, well, that's. All right, Shannon. Let's do some plugs real quick. I have a special announcement to make in just a few minutes here. Whoa. But let's do some plugs. Tim, Butter. What are you plugging my friend?

[Zach Amico]

Find me online. Tim Butterly show dad Meat Metal Girl Solid. We just concluded the first season with the final boss of Metal Gear Solid for the Sony PlayStation. Come see me on. I'm doing standup comedy. I'll be in Ontario this weekend. Kitchener, Delhi, Shelburne, Toronto this weekend. Tim botterley.com for tickets and in the following weekend I got four shows at the Drop Comedy club in South Bend.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Cool spot.

[Zach Amico]

Indiana.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Cool spot.

[Zach Amico]

I'm bringing Ryan Shaner with me to feature. I cannot wait.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Green room rules. Oh yeah, yeah, they set it up pretty dope.

[Zach Amico]

I like. I like to hear that. Great. Can't wait to nervously pace around it. That's gonna be awesome. Yeah. Tim Botterley on all social twitch, YouTube and yeah. Come have fun with me. Appreciate it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Love it.

[Noah]

Noah 2 Headed Dog on YouTube we do a show Noah's paints me with and Dylan Smith, the producer of TBS2 headed dog comedy on Patreon and our Twitter 2 headed dog is blowing the up. We're so funny on there. It's the best.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Do you do standup?

[Noah]

No.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No. That's what I like most about contingency of dudes from Philly that are just podcasters that don't do standups.

[Noah]

I'm like the only guy.

[Zach Amico]

They're almost all stand up tubs. Oh yeah. That's just the plumber I went to high school with.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh yeah, yeah. I like also if you said that was Noah's backstory, I would also believe.

[Zach Amico]

That this is actually future.

[Tim Butterly]

He's gonna graduate high school first. Zach Amiko going out to Nashville with the boys next week. After that I'm in Golden Colorado. And then after that I'm on tour with jcw. You can go to Punchup Live Zach Amico for all my dates.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Come see me on the road, guys. The bring five friends. So I think Philadelphia this weekend I got Naim Ali coming to the shows and who else on the shows have another Philly guy on the shows?

[Noah]

Is it Bobby Rob Cruz?

[Luis J. Gomez]

No. Why am I blanking?

[Shannon]

Foster.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, it is Foster. Yeah, Foster's on the shows. That's right. Foster's hosting. It's gonna be a blast. He's great, right? Yeah, he's very funny. So yeah, come see me live in Philly this weekend. It's gonna be a blast. Then we're at Zamy's next week. We have a bunch of stories. Story wars. We're doing a depraved show as well. All those tickets are going very fast, so get those Tickets. I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna be a blast.

[Zach Amico]

Four story wars.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Four story wars in Nashville.

[Noah]

Just who's on it?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Me, Big J. And then we're doing a bunch of special guests. Zach's coming. Bobby Kelly's coming. Oh, yeah, Tony Hinchlove's gonna be on one of them. It's gonna be great. Then Wit's End Comedy lounge next weekend, April 11th and 12th. Those are makeup dates from this past winter. So get those tickets. The end of the month of Met American Comedy Company and a lot more. Going to Europe with Scott Chaplin, Amsterdam, Glasgow, Dublin, Manchester and London. And my special is going to be filming July 12th in Tampa, Florida. About 20, 20. 30 tickets left per show. So get those tickets early as well. The great Zach Amico will be with me that weekend. Bobby Kelly's directing the special. It's gonna be a blast size splitters. Right side splitters. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna. Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun. So get those tickets. Come check me out on tour. I'm going to a bunch of different cities. I can't name every date, but go to LewisOfSkangs.com sign up for my mailing list. I do a bonus podcast every week just for subscribers. The Lewis Journal Podcast. All the inside information that you guys, you know, behind the scenes from Skank Fest, Gas Israel, and all that stuff. Special things. We're giving away tickets on it. You get the bonus podcast, which is really great. And yeah, check out all my other pods. Story wars, the regs, the legendary Legion of Skanks right here on the GAS Digital Network. All right. I mean, we still have more show, but I guess I'll just. We'll rip the band aid off and talk about this. This announcement, which was not an easy announcement or not an easy decision to make, but yeah, this. This Friday will be the very last Lewis and Zach show. Me and Zach hate each other. No, we can't do it anymore. We're like Opie. And at the end, know I'm stepping aside. And Zach will be taking over this time slot with Zach Amico's Morning Zoo.

[Zach Amico]

Change the energy. I don't like somber. I think a big deal. Zach stepping into the spotlight.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It is a big deal, and I'm happy for Zach, but I'm sad to stop broadcasting with Zach. That's the truth. You know what I'm saying? So Zach is stepping up in a massive way, you guys, if you're not Zach. Yeah, Zach's gonna be taking over the Time slot and kind of continuing. Continuing the, the, you know, the spirit of the show, which is to put on young, great, hilarious comics and podcasters, introduce them into the gas digital world. And Zach, every time I'm out of town, fucking crushes it by himself on this show. And I'm very happy for Zach, but it is bittersweet because obviously, you know, not being able to hang out with Zach three days a week and Shannon three days a week, you know, makes me sad. But the truth is I'm the. I've gotten busier than I've ever been in my entire life.

[Zach Amico]

The perils of success.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it's. I mean, look, more than anything else, my son, dude, I'm struggling to find time to spend with my son, which is the, the number one reason why I have to do this. I work almost every day. I'm in and out of the city multiple times. Mondays and Wednesdays, I drive back and forth to the city twice. The reason I drive home even, is just so I can spend a little bit of time with my son in the afternoon, then come back into the city to do another podcast, stand up shows. There's so much going on that it really, it's starting to be very stressful. My life is very stressful. I have no time to, you know, just be alone with my thoughts, you know, so when it comes down to it, I had to make some room in my schedule. And the Lewis and Zach show is the one show that takes up the absolute most time. If you guys are watching this on YouTube. YouTube, or listening to it on itunes or any other audio platform, you guys don't have to do anything. So Zach will be just taking over the RSS feed, taking over the YouTube channel. We'll change everything over to his show, you know, and it's his baby now. That's that, you know, And I love you, Zach. You know, I, you know, it's. Me and Zach have been doing this for a decade. Longer. Longer than a decade. I mean, it's a really, really long time broadcasting together. And yeah, I mean, it is what it is.

[Tim Butterly]

And Lewis is still going to be on whenever he's in town. Yeah, yeah, for something else, I'll drop in.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Zach. Look, Zach, the reality is as well, is like, you're ready to not be a sidekick. That's the truth. You know, at one point, you have to step out of that overdue. Yeah. Step out of that light of being somebody's sidekick. And you're not. You're a beast. You're hilarious. You're A headliner. You're one of the funniest people on the planet. And you know, I've, I've dealt with the same thing. When I was doing bisping show with him, like at one point it was like, I'm just not somebody side sidekick. That's the truth. Right. So at one point you have to sort of step up and do your thing and it's a great opportunity for Zach. There's more money in it for you, which is incredible. And you know, hopefully this will be a big step up for everything for the Zach Amico morning zoo. You're gonna be, you know, it's his format, his, you know, baby, his concept, his idea. Shannon will still be the head producer on the show. I don't know, is there anything else?

[Tim Butterly]

Gonna see how it goes. And we're gonna take next week off.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. While we're in Nashville.

[Tim Butterly]

While we're in Nashville and that way we can get everything together for the new deal.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. So yeah, we'll be one week off and then when he comes back, it'll be new branding, new everything. So this Friday will be the, the last show that we do to together as co hosts. Obviously not the last shows that we do together. We're still going to do a bunch of stand up together. We're still going to come together for Skank Fest. Maybe we'll do a reunion show or something to Skank Fest and do some fun things. But yeah, it was just time for me to free up some of my schedule with a lot of the other projects that I have going on. Obviously Legion of Skanks and Story wars and there's things that are outside of that as well, like obviously touring and, and the book that I'm writing and the app that I'm trying to develop, the, the, the coffee brand that I'm developing. There's so many different things that are going on. I find my, I have no bandwidth at all. So that's what it is. You know, if any of you guys are bummed out, you know, sorry. A lot of people are saying, Lewis, I'm happy.

[Zach Amico]

Congratulations, Zach Amico. This is a big step and well deserved.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Zach, you're the man. We love you, dude. You're going to kill it. And yeah, that is, that.

[Zach Amico]

Is Friday. Did you already record Friday Fridays?

[Tim Butterly]

No, no, we're doing it live.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Wow. We're doing our final, our finale, final show live.

[Zach Amico]

Are you gonna do a tearful montage?

[Luis J. Gomez]

If Shannon was a good producer, she'd put together a tearful montage.

[Shannon]

Shannon crying A week of best of. So you're gonna see all the best stuff.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Next week when we're out of town, we'll do some best ofs. And, yeah, I think the Monday we're gonna play the first ever episode we did together. Then Wednesday will be a best of and maybe Friday as well. So you guys are the. Yeah. No. People seem to be happy. Let's see. Ebassy says Zach rules. Lewis should have stepped away 10 years ago.

[Noah]

That's fair.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That is nice. Let's see. Lewis quits Lewis and Zach show a month after starting. How much you want to make a bet Zach does a couple months into his show? Well, thanks. Bad dog. Very, very nice. It has been a couple months. We're like, are we.

[Noah]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

At least go nearly a year maybe of just doing Lewis and Zach, and we did 10 years of real Ass podcast, so it is what it is, guys. I guess I should have waited till the end.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, it would have been a. It would have been a weird ending. I'm glad we're going to keep talking and riffing.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I'm telling you, the energy was wrong. I would. If. If this is live. Right. I would have done a second take where you were, like, jubilant about it and you go, my. You know, I. I can't believe I. I'm so lucky to be doing.

[Tim Butterly]

I'm gonna give Zach heavily money.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Zach gets all the money now. Yeah. Dude, I'm losing thousands of dollars. Why would I be jubilant? Because it's not the money. The money's not the. The issue at all. I'm. I'm legitimately happy that Zach. No, can I be. I. I honestly. Look, I'm. Look, this is. We call it Lewis and Zach, but deep down, this is the Real Ass podcast, and I got to keep it realized. I'm not happy to step away way. It bums me out, you know, it doesn't make me. You know, it's not because it's not because I don't like doing the show or the show doesn't have legs or there's not value in doing it. It's an amazing show. Like, I love doing the show, and I love doing it with Zach. I just, you know, I love this show. Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate it, man. I love you.

[Zach Amico]

Getting to come up here and do this is pretty impactful for me.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Of course.

[Zach Amico]

I think it was turning point for me.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It was impactful for a lot of people. I mean, there's guys that, you know, before you guys. Guys knew Shane Gillis, and Tim Dillon and, like, these guys would come out. I feel like we have a show that a lot of people cut their podcasting teeth on, and we had an opportunity to. To, you know, it's a. It's in a studio. It's a great format where everyone's just riffing and having a good time. I think a lot of people use this platform to learn how to podcast and learn how to become better performers.

[Tim Butterly]

And then pass us and not return our calls.

[Luis J. Gomez]

But the truth is, yeah, it's just time. So, yeah, I. Look, I wish I could just sit here and be like, yeah, yeah, great, great. It does bum me out. And, you know, once again, it's bittersweet. I am really happy for Zach, and I think that Zach's gonna do an incredible job. I already heard some of the ideas that you have for it, which are fucking awesome, and it's gonna be a great show. But at the same time, like, yeah, it doesn't make me happy to step away from a project that I've been, you know, doing for over a decade, you know, for sure. Yeah, that's just the truth. All right, let's take a moment and thank youkratom.com for supporting today's show for a very long time. Longtime supporter of Lewis and Zach. Longtime supporter of everything at Gas Digital. End of Skankfest. They're just a great company. They make incredible Kratom products. If you guys are in the market for Kratom, we're not saying start using Kratom. We're saying if you're using it already, get it from your cratom.com.

[Tim Butterly]

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[Luis J. Gomez]

Yo. Kratom.com. home of the 60 kilo. All right, where were we? So let's see what else.

[Zach Amico]

We haven't gotten into anything planned yet.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, but that's a good thing.

[Tim Butterly]

No, we looked at that. Hot.

[Noah]

So true.

[Luis J. Gomez]

All right, so what is this story? Okay, yesterday was April fool sound. I never do April Fool's pranks. Never do.

[Zach Amico]

No. Yeah, because you're celebrating your birthday.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, well, I don't really celebrate my birthday that I. We went to dinner, but you ruined.

[Tim Butterly]

That lady's life 43 years ago.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, do you guys.

[Tim Butterly]

Can't beat that one?

[Zach Amico]

And then she quit a short time later.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Do you guys. Do you guys do any April Fool's Day stuff?

[Zach Amico]

I think that's disgusting.

[Noah]

I did a little prank on Twitter. Twitter and Instagram.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What'd you do?

[Noah]

I just tweeted out and said that. Sorry for everybody. That was a fan and thanks for supporting, but we're canceling. We're done. The show for good. Me and my friend Dylan. Yeah. And people were pretty upset about it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Noah]

And then my friend Dylan had to post something else because he felt that we only have 60 patrons. And he was like, we don't have that many guys. People are going to start leaving if they think that we're done. You need to. You need to do something.

[Zach Amico]

Panicked in the car.

[Noah]

He did. He freaked out in the car. And I said, well, it's a prank. It's a April Fool's. This is the whole thing.

[Luis J. Gomez]

April fool. You have 12 subscribers.

[Zach Amico]

He was running his hands through his hair. He's like, dude, I think people are going to bail me.

[Noah]

I was like, all right, post the picture. Then he posted the black screen and he just went, april Fools. Just kidding.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Zach, you're not a big prankster, right?

[Tim Butterly]

No, I watch every year. I watch because Trauma, the movie company I work for, they do one every year, and I just watch autistic people have meltdowns.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

Like, one year, we did a fake trailer for a movie with Dracula that I was Fat Dracula, and I get fucked in the ass. Yes. Well, yesterday they put up that Trump got sold to Disney for $500 million.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And.

[Tim Butterly]

But, like, Rue Morgan, a bunch of horror magazines picked it up nice and silly. Dude, I was just watching retards fucking. You fucking sold out. They're just losing their minds.

[Noah]

That's awesome.

[Tim Butterly]

And by the way, $500 million. Way too. Like, if it had been for $500,000, I would have believed it.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. Yeah, I got tricked by. Was it Joke World? It posted a screenshot of Carlos Mencio on Joe Rogan. And I looked up at. No, I went, hey.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I didn't get fooled by anything yesterday. They were all pretty obvious, but apparently a bunch of companies did a bunch of April Fool's pranks. So, Shannon, you have. You have some.

[Shannon]

I do, yeah. So you can share this. So one was Bryant Park. It said that they were going to do a lazy river around their main fountain.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, that's fun.

[Noah]

That's awesome. Yeah, I would love that.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That would just be cool.

[Zach Amico]

A homeless piss fountain.

[Noah]

Disgust.

[Shannon]

Panera Bread. So they were going to do an extra large sharing soup bowl. Bread bowl.

[Noah]

Also a good idea.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm behind all this.

[Noah]

Awesome.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's just in the Lazy River.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

This is stupid. We don't have to do that one.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No. Balenciaga put out more child porn.

[Shannon]

That Charlie XCX was going to be their new creative director.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

That would have got me. No way.

[Shannon]

Kendrick Lamar and Drake performing together.

[Zach Amico]

That would be so huge though.

[Tim Butterly]

Be a great thing to listen to.

[Shannon]

While you ate a bread bowl in your rainforest Cafe. Changing its name. They're saying they were going to drop the rain and it was just going to be the Forest Cafe.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, my God.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Sucking their own dicks a little bit too much. Like, nobody cares.

[Noah]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Social media managers have fallen off so hard. Pop Tarts was like tweeting the NWORD for a while. So now we're doing this.

[Tim Butterly]

Now we have to call it Double Fudge.

[Shannon]

They were saying that in the Chicago river they were going to put these inflatable something from Harry Potter flavor beans.

[Luis J. Gomez]

But they actually bought every flavor beans.

[Shannon]

They actually did do it, though.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, they did. That's not a prank.

[Noah]

Not even a prank.

[Shannon]

It's. It is. It's listed here. But that was a silly, fun thing to do.

[Noah]

That is fun.

[Shannon]

They said at the Hudson Yards there is going to be a go kart track.

[Noah]

You watch people jumping off.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. None of these are like fun pranks. These are just things that we want. You're disappointed.

[Noah]

Yeah, I know.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's having the opposite effects.

[Noah]

Like, wait. You're right. That is a desert over there. There is nothing.

[Shannon]

Josh Sellers said they were going to create red wine stain inspired furniture. Says, like the little rings from the bottom of the glasses.

[Zach Amico]

Remember when stuff was good? This is brutal.

[Shannon]

Tic Tac and Dr. Pepper coming together.

[Tim Butterly]

I would love that.

[Noah]

Yeah, that's also great.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Dr. Pepper Flavored Tic Tacs in the shape of Dr. Pepper cans.

[Noah]

Pretty awesome.

[Zach Amico]

So far. Every. The.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The. The.

[Zach Amico]

The theme of every one of these is, you know, how everything sucks. And what if there was like a small bright spot in your day?

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Just kidding, dude.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It still sucks. No, exactly. Should. The prank should be like, oh, that sucks. And you're happy to find out that it's just a prank.

[Zach Amico]

Insane.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Not like, like fudgeing like when IHOP.

[Tim Butterly]

Said they were turning into the House of Burgers.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, sure. Or Sour Patch Kids was just going to be Patch Kids. Yeah, that's a You know, you go fuck.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Dude.

[Zach Amico]

That's the best part.

[Noah]

I love the sour.

[Zach Amico]

Fucking taking away the only thing I like about it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, those pranks all suck.

[Tim Butterly]

Now the only fun thing on April Fool's Day is to watch woke white women be like. Do not post fake pregnancies. Some of us cannot conceive.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Mer from the impractical jokers rapes a teenager. Just kidding.

[Noah]

Just kidding.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Just kidding.

[Zach Amico]

Then April 2nd. Okay. Well, there was no.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He really did.

[Tim Butterly]

Second teenager.

[Zach Amico]

Second teenager has hit the DMs.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Dude. God damn it. Dude. I was. I was.

[Tim Butterly]

Power Sal has collapsed laughing.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Those guys even hit. What happened? There are a bunch of dweebs who got famous. And that's the thing. Like you just did. If I was a dweeb who got famous.

[Tim Butterly]

You were an improv nerd from Staten island throat.

[Luis J. Gomez]

And then you're fucking like. God damn it. Dude. You almost feel bad for this pedophile. You almost do.

[Noah]

The mersa cuck actually.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is he.

[Noah]

Yeah. That's the thing. Isn't that what's going around? I heard that and I got a. From a friend of a friend.

[Zach Amico]

Source heard it from you.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Noah]

What? Dylan told me.

[Zach Amico]

Where did Dylan get it?

[Luis J. Gomez]

I don't. I think it's just around.

[Noah]

I think it's just around.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Happy birth. Oh. Is this ice cream on hot donuts? I'll take one bite. Shannon.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Ice cream on hot donuts is quite a weird timing of that Shannon. She wasn't even listening. We're in the middle of a m. Raping somebody. She's from Staten Island. She's like, no, you will not get the donuts and ice cream now.

[Tim Butterly]

I'm really glad she didn't bring it out while we were announcing I was taking over the show. This is actually donut and ice cream.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Chef donut. This is one of my favorite things. I invented this ice cream on hot donut.

[Zach Amico]

Here's the thing I get.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Are they hot?

[Shannon]

Yes. She microwaved them. They may have cooled down in the process. Way too much putting on the ice cream though.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It took a little. I wish that this donut was hot.

[Zach Amico]

I'm going to take a bite. But did you make a wish?

[Luis J. Gomez]

I did.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. Thank God.

[Noah]

What you wish for?

[Luis J. Gomez]

The donut was hot.

[Noah]

It's like it's never going to come true.

[Shannon]

She did heat that up.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Pretty good. Let's come on. A cake donut. That's it. I'm done.

[Zach Amico]

And sprinkles.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Wow. Took it away.

[Zach Amico]

No, leave it there.

[Tim Butterly]

Give it to Jorge.

[Zach Amico]

Let's Test his patience and will.

[Noah]

So true.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Shannon, take this away.

[Shannon]

Okay, there were a couple more food related pranks that you.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Please. Let's see, what else is there?

[Shannon]

Okay, so Reese's chocolate bread to make the perfect peanut butter and jelly.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Seems great.

[Tim Butterly]

Great.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That sounds incredible.

[Shannon]

A silent crunch bar. They're saying they cooked the rice so it doesn't make a loud sound.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That sounds awful.

[Shannon]

Let's see. Oh, this is silly. So that dual Duolingo and Carnival came together for a cruise line so you can test out your languages. It's a five year cruise. And. But you have to like pass tests to prove that you're learning languages or they kick you off the cruise.

[Zach Amico]

I think all of the. Okay. All of these are like the marketing firms floating ideas. And then when they get a big response, they go, I. I think we.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Should actually do it. We're.

[Zach Amico]

We're getting soft product launches.

[Noah]

That's what it seems like, yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

All right, so what happened? What's going on with this? They're. They're not allowing virtual reality pedophilia. Yeah. In Utah.

[Tim Butterly]

God damn it. Well, never mind.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Canceled.

[Zach Amico]

Scrap the morning zoo.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What's this story, Shannon? First of all, I didn't realize you can engage in pedophilia via virtual reality. Is it with real children or is it with virtual children? Because if it's with virtual children, I gotta be honest with you, anything goes. I should be able to kill a hooker with a baseball bat online. I should be able to fuck a child. It's. Fuck. It's not real. But if you're like, if there's another kid fucking giving you a virtual hand job, it's an actual child. On the other hand, that's a problem.

[Shannon]

It's with real children.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That shouldn't never been legal. We didn't even have to go there.

[Tim Butterly]

Slip through the cracks.

[Zach Amico]

Well, they wrote the second amendment about muskets. You know what I mean? The technology wasn't there when we figured out laws.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Wild. It's.

[Shannon]

Utah is the only. The first state, but currently the only state that has a law in place. It makes it a Class 3 felony to engage in anything sexual with a child through virtual reality. Reality.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's the only state. So wait a minute. In virtual reality, I can get a.

[Shannon]

Child hand job here you can? Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's crazy. I gotta go.

[Noah]

They're not giving you a real hand job.

[Zach Amico]

I gotta get that meta quest out of James's room.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What do you mean? In virtual reality, like you can speak to a child if you're jerking off while you're on a call with a child. Isn't that illegal? I don't give a what the means are for sure.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, you should be able to. I think they're already beating up guys at supermarkets about this.

[Noah]

For sure. Yeah, Making guys get in ball pits, dude.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Every once in a while though, the guys fight back and in a weird way I'm like, all right, dude, defend yourself. Get him.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I'm talk to you like that.

[Noah]

He's calling you a pedophile, dude.

[Tim Butterly]

You take what you want.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I mean, look, you just, you know, look, obviously the piece of the pedophiles, but every once in a while like one of these will just fight back and you're like, all right, dude, you know what?

[Noah]

One clean one.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I just, I never want to watch somebody get beat up like on a one sided anything. You want it to be a little bit of a back and forth.

[Zach Amico]

I like a good contest.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, exactly.

[Noah]

That's why Bully Beatdown was so good.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, well, Bully Beatdown was fake though. They weren't, they weren't real bullies, but they're still fighting. They were just casted. There was a dweeb casted and then, and then also Bully Beatdown had an inherent weirdness to it, right? Where you're like, even if it was real. So this bully now is now going to fight an MMA fighter, which is pretty brave and badass. While this dweeb cheers him on like a chick. The whole thing.

[Zach Amico]

There's a couple where the bully does pretty well.

[Luis J. Gomez]

The one, the one time, the bully bully, he won all the money. Like he didn't lose. Like he was a, like a college wrestler.

[Zach Amico]

Like he was actually out of point, man, sorry, go back to your high school together. Go back to your high school with your rich bully.

[Luis J. Gomez]

But there's something about like he's got.

[Zach Amico]

Gadgets, he's got the boxing glove coming out of his jacket.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Having another man fight. Your fight for you is just some ass behavior and stepping up and fighting an MMA guy, like, even if you lose, it's pretty bad. Like badass. You're like, this guy rules. Like what Mayhem.

[Tim Butterly]

Miller in general, I feel like was off putting. He's like the rob dick of mma.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I, I, I've met May, I guess I don't know if I met him. I did like podcasts with him, I believe on like some sort of stream at one point. He follows me on social media and likes my stuff, so I don't want to hate on him. I'm too much of a Narcissist. But he's also a psychopath. But he is a psychopath jerk off. But he's also a jerk off and a psychopath. And I think he beats his women. But that's okay. He was arrested.

[Zach Amico]

Common ground.

[Luis J. Gomez]

He was arrested for it. So that's the one thing I like about him. No mayhem. Mayhem. Interesting guy, like, you know, legend or whatever. But he's, I think, like, unhinged.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I think he struggled with, like, substance abuse. He's been through it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. But, yeah, what a weird show. That was a weird show. I, I, we tried to pitch a show where it was, it was called Beat Down. We beat up the kids who got bullied. We put him in the ring with another bully, and we beat their faggot ass.

[Tim Butterly]

Fight, a real MMA fight.

[Luis J. Gomez]

They just cried. What was it called? Bitter Rivals. That's what it was called. And essentially it was two guys that had a beef and they would come to the show and they would train with different MMA teams, different MMA coaches, and then they would fight each other at the end of like a month or whatever. And it was a great concept for a show. I'm surprised nobody ever did this show.

[Noah]

It is street beefs. It's kind of like street beefs.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Shannon, try to find Bitter Rivals trailer. I, I think it might, the trailer still might be on my YouTube. It's, I mean, this is like, you.

[Zach Amico]

Got that far in a decade ago conceptualization process.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, we trailed a really. So the reason that nobody bought it was they were like, yeah, you need, like, you need like, the coaches to be people that are attached to. Those are the constants. And we didn't, we didn't, we just had like a dude who was like an MMA coach that I knew. So that was the problem. Like, we didn't really, it was just, it wasn't.

[Zach Amico]

You need a big personality.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You need, you needed it to be like, boss rooting on one team and Tito Ortiz on the other. And they're coaches every week and they make your gentleman's bet or whatever and they coach the guys or something like that. We, we just never went that far. But see if you can find that, Shannon. Bitter Rivals.

[Zach Amico]

Matt, Sarah would have been perfect. I mean, you see the, what dark.

[Tim Butterly]

Side of the ring is this week? No, Ludwig Borga.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I remember Ludwig Borga.

[Tim Butterly]

He was a competitive weightlifter, goes into boxing, goes into pro wrestling. After they've already hired him, they realize he has a Nazi test tattoo, that they make him change, cover up, turn it into a window, then fights Randy Couture in ufc, then becomes a senator in his home country, then throws his brains out.

[Noah]

Pretty awesome.

[Zach Amico]

Wow.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Here we go. Here's my son. So also, we. And I grew up together. He literally lived two buildings over. We were neighbors. Matt is. He's just fun. He's just a fun guy. Now I've known James forever. I love the guy.

[Noah]

You know, we grew up together, lived.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Right down the block from each other. You kind of stop remembering why you're friends.

[Noah]

You just are.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Like, I can't picture my life without the guy. Mixed martial arts is taking two different styles, maybe three different styles combined. By the way, they were just actors that were bartenders that stand up New York, and they both actually had experience, like style fighting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That can overcome the strengths and flaws.

[Noah]

Of the individual styles put together.

[Luis J. Gomez]

My sister's kind of the most important person in my life. Her name is Tiffany. Yeah, the story was that Matt, the guy with the long hair and the beard, fucked his sister. So he's like, I'm gonna fight you now. We're not friends anymore. And that was the whole thing. But it was shot pretty well.

[Zach Amico]

We're fighting for my sister's love.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Ah, shit. We were both kind of young. Raised her. Matt and Jenny, you know, they were like brother and sister. Too hot. Last couple of months, I've been hearing things, and I asked Matt about him.

[Zach Amico]

Stepbrother. I'm stuck in a bad MMA show.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, we got it, Shannon. That was it. Yeah. We never sold it. That's what I used to try to sell TV shows.

[Zach Amico]

Big sizzle reel guy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, yeah. I had so many dumb sizzle reels and dumb things that I did. I.

[Tim Butterly]

Let's do the story of Gas Digital. Pretend that Karen does everything.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Well, we did. We did a great one for. When we were in the apartment back in the day, it was called Studio Apartment, and it was about a podcast studio run out of Ralph's apartment. And the sizzle was dope. Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then everyone that almost bought it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Ralph. No, we. We actually had a deal on the table. They were really interested because we had a real production company that was, like, trying to help us sell it. And then Legion of Skanks got a development deal with TruTV. Like, the lore of, like, you understand, like, we straight up were paid to develop a show by TRUTV to follow the impractical jokers. That was the whole fucking plan. Except the show just started getting worse and worse the more we, like, we didn't know what we were doing. So it started off with me and Dave Attell. We wrote a show together, which was a great idea for a TV show. And it was. I don't remember the name of it, but it was essentially cash can cab in a food truck. So as me as a host in a food truck, people come up and then you're on this. This game show. Okay, Right. So that was the idea of it. And Atel was way into it. We had all these silly elements. And then we pitched that. They were like, yeah, we love this. They're like, why don't you include Legion of Skanks? We'll make you. And then the show just devolved into like, us, like us going to prom with like children. We were like the. The pilot we were going to film.

[Zach Amico]

Was just like, impractical joker.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Us going. Us going camping with like a boy scout, like, was like the episode we were going to film, like adult boy scout who was like a big Legion of Skanks fan. And eventually they were just like, here, we're going to just not do this. They paid us to do nothing. Wow.

[Zach Amico]

So you were the reason Natel got out of television. Brutal.

[Tim Butterly]

He used to be David Television.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Zach only became a fan of his because he thought his name was Dave Nutella. That was a good joke.

[Zach Amico]

Don't hit it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

I'm hitting it, dude.

[Tim Butterly]

Have it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Him have it. One more show, dude. One more show and then this. This. Are you going to do a soundboard still, Zach?

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, I think I am.

[Luis J. Gomez]

You are good. You can't.

[Tim Butterly]

I have a really silly idea for the sound point.

[Luis J. Gomez]

What? What is it? You can't say it. You don't say it yet.

[Tim Butterly]

Well, cuz, it's the morning zoo.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Can I have another coffee, please?

[Tim Butterly]

So I want to do like the 90s radio show, but I was kind of thinking about having my co host be the lady. Like the lady co host, but just have all the lines pre done.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oh, Zach.

[Zach Amico]

Wow.

[Tim Butterly]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. You went there. Wow. Lewis's Hulu profile name, by the way, in his house. There's only one profile on his Hulu. It's real ass dude. No spaces. So he sat down with his television remote and typed out real ass dude.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It took me so long for an.

[Zach Amico]

Account that only he's ever going to see.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Ah, just by the way. By the way. Thank you, Shannon. I appreciate it. Shannon, there's almost. This is. What is going. Why is this colored? Did you stir it? Can we stir it, please? Here, you know what?

[Zach Amico]

I'll just grab that pen.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Give me the spoon.

[Tim Butterly]

Oh, I Accidentally got ice cream in my.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Oops.

[Noah]

Lewis is being a bad girl today.

[Zach Amico]

Go ahead. You're such a crazy.

[Luis J. Gomez]

One more show boys yourself. I'm getting too old for this. Oh, let's do one more of these. Elderly woman with rare alien hand syndrome rush to the hospital with terrifying symptoms. Let's see. What is this?

[Noah]

It's E.T.

[Shannon]

Okay, so it's. It's so weird that you just said ET by the way because the first word is ET in the article. ET phone 911. It says nice fallen and can't get up. So this 77 year old woman was just at home watching television and then all of a sudden her left hand started moving on its own. She says, quote, as if it were possessed. Her left hand stroked her face and hair without her will. She was terrified. She attempted to control her hand and it was unsuccessful. It lasted about 30 minutes and then she went into the hospital.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Is there no video any of the thing of this?

[Shannon]

Okay, so there isn't of that. But I did a little bit more research into this alien hand syndrome thing. It is a real thing. I don't know that this video is real, but I could show you a video of someone who claims to have it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Let's see.

[Zach Amico]

I think it hits me once or twice a day.

[Noah]

You jerk off.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that would rule.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That would rule if I had alien hand syndrome and just gave me a hand job way back.

[Shannon]

So this is like POV of somebody who says they have it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Keep the volume on, Shannon. Why are we doing no volume?

[Zach Amico]

Yep, that's me.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It's like.

[Zach Amico]

I never make my bed. Oh, this is torture. It's out of control this. I'm having a really bad flare up today, guys.

[Tim Butterly]

Unless he looks under the bed and there's a stab hooker.

[Luis J. Gomez]

It unmade his bed. This is not real.

[Shannon]

Yeah, his left hand. But this is. Whether this is real or not, this is exactly what the disease or syndrome is.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Your hand's a cunt. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I would use my right hand to control the left hand and do everything with my feet.

[Noah]

You turn into how to basic.

[Shannon]

This is. This part really makes me laugh.

[Luis J. Gomez]

That's not real. The one.

[Tim Butterly]

The fact that your one hand hates the other is funny.

[Noah]

They're always biting each other.

[Tim Butterly]

Like you have a piece of pizza that just slaps it out of it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

There's the movie Idle Hands. Right? Like that was.

[Tim Butterly]

Those are evil dead too.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Devin Sawa, his hand was doing the killing, right?

[Noah]

Come on. I like that. Every time he goes, why?

[Tim Butterly]

Why is he walking around, like, things. Oh, by the way, if his hand really hated him, it would just be punching him in the ball.

[Zach Amico]

It would be up his ass.

[Noah]

This cursed hand.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, when idle hands. When idle hands popped. That was Jessica Alva's, like, first big role. Oh, my God.

[Tim Butterly]

Was she hot in the movie?

[Zach Amico]

Dude, Devin saw that.

[Noah]

Come on.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No, dude, stop it. Shannon Ker.

[Shannon]

I love that.

[Noah]

No.

[Tim Butterly]

Stop it.

[Luis J. Gomez]

No.

[Tim Butterly]

He's yelling at me. He's reprimanding. He's reprehending.

[Noah]

He's putting his head in. It's the only way he'll learn.

[Zach Amico]

It's going to cross it.

[Tim Butterly]

N. I.

[Luis J. Gomez]

Sh.

[Tim Butterly]

We're shoving up ass.

[Luis J. Gomez]

This is for d.

[Tim Butterly]

This is so stupid.

[Zach Amico]

This is funnier than anything I've ever done.

[Tim Butterly]

If this was real, he would have taken that iron and ironed his dick and balls.

[Shannon]

More.

[Luis J. Gomez]

All right, we got it. We.

[Zach Amico]

We're good.

[Tim Butterly]

Show me. You like beating up a child or something?

[Luis J. Gomez]

There's an episode of Rick and Morty, too, where he gets the arm attached, right? It's like the dead guy's arm attached.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah. That literally was just Three Stooges.

[Noah]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, man.

[Noah]

He's waving his fingers in his face.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah.

[Luis J. Gomez]

All right, we're gonna wrap this one. We're gonna wrap this one up. This has been fun. This has been an awesome show. Show. Our second to last, Lewis and Zach. Our Friday show will be for subscribers. So, you know, if you guys. I guess this won't be out on itunes or anywhere else until after we do that show. But, you know, thank you guys for all the people that are watching on YouTube and not gas subscribe. This is the last show for them. This is the last show that will be a free public show that goes to everyone else. So, guys, thank you guys for the past 11 years or so, for. For watching and being a part of this. It's been a great journey. It's been a great time. I love Zach. I love broadcasting with him. And. And, yeah, I mean, I think. Yeah. I really just appreciate you guys being with us for as long as you guys have been with us. We have a small but healthy fan base that, you know, seems to really, really love the show. And we love you guys. Thank you guys very much. And we'll check you guys. Never.

[Tim Butterly]

And sincerely, I really mean this. I love donuts and ice cream.

[Luis J. Gomez]

All right, goodbye.