0058. Na'im Ali and Dru Montana

Summary

Podcast Summary: Zac Amico's Morning Zoo

Episode 58: Na'im Ali and Drew Montana
Date: November 2, 2025
Host: Zac Amico (GaS Digital Network)
Guests: Na'im Ali, Drew Montana

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo brings together comedians Na'im Ali and Drew Montana from "Durag and the Deer Tag" for a hilarious, fast-paced half-hour filled with twisted takes on pop culture, viral news, etiquette absurdities, and the questionable art of eating like British nobility. Under time constraints, the trio skip the fluff and dive straight into stories, games, and zany debate—showcasing signature irreverence, camaraderie, and quick-witted banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Viral Pageant Blunders & Steve Harvey Hosting

• Miss Grand Paraguay Mix-up
  The hosts react to a beauty pageant gaffe, comparing it to Steve Harvey's notorious Miss Universe 2015 mishap.

  “What won’t Steve Harvey host?” — Zac Amico (04:07)

• Discussion snowballs into Steve Harvey’s dominance as Family Feud host, eclipsing previous hosts like John O’Hurley, Richard Karn, and Louie Anderson.

  “They turned [Family Feud] into a race war, dude. It was white family versus black family.” — Naim Ali (06:06)

• The comedians joke about Steve’s exuberant support for black contestants.

2. British Etiquette Coach Reacts

• The Main Event: Zac introduces “William Hanson,” a prim British etiquette coach who demonstrates the “proper” way to eat everyday foods on Reels.
• Each host speculates on the “correct” etiquette for various foods, then reacts as Shannon plays Hanson’s video depictions.

Foods Debated & Etiquette Highlights:

• Cheeseburger:
  Meant to be deconstructed and eaten with knife and fork, removing unwanted toppings first.

  “Deconstruct the burger, Shannon, no!” — Drew Montana (08:13)

• Banana:
  Peeling by hand is for “primates”—use knife and fork, cut both ends, score and peel skin.

  “That makes no fucking sense. What are we doing?” — Naim Ali (10:22)

• Peas:
  Not to be stabbed, but pushed onto a fork using a knife (as “glue” if mashed potatoes are present).

  “You got to pick your words, gotta choose your words wisely.” — Naim Ali [re: “spearing” peas] (12:04)

• Corn on the Cob:
  Cut kernels off with knife, then eat with a fork.

  “I’ve seen this before. This pisses me off.” — Drew Montana (16:24)

• French Fries (Chips):
  Remove from serving vessel onto plate, eat with knife and fork.

  “How long it would take to eat fries with a [fork]? That’s crazy.” — Naim Ali (18:05)

• Club Sandwich:
  Cut portions off using knife and fork.

  “That’s the point of it! He’s ruining sandwiches.” — Drew Montana (21:14)

• Bread & Butter:
  Take some butter for your bread plate, break bread into small pieces, butter each piece individually.

  “That makes no sense.” — Naim Ali (23:18)

• General Take: The group mock the ridiculousness and impracticality. Naim calls out the “bougie” (and possibly “gay”) nature of hyper-elegant table manners, sharing family anecdotes about “bougie black folk” using fork and knife for even cheesesteaks.

3. Simpsons Lore & Internet Rabbit Holes

• Killing Off Maude Flanders:
  Zac reveals the Simpsons’ choice to kill off Maude was due to a pay dispute, not just story.

  • The guys reminisce about weird animated deaths, long-term character suffering (Ned Flanders), and screenwriter choices.

• Infamous/Ambiguous Internet Videos:

  • The hosts search for a viral “911 Ride” AI video, failing hilariously.
  • Drew Montana laments losing a favorite “reverse gang bang” porn video online, explaining failed attempts to use AI (Grok) to relocate it.

4. Murder Dogs: Pit Bulls, Negligence, and Media Panic

• Disturbing Story:
  Brief review of viral case in Ohio: Parents convicted after their aggressive pit bull fatally attacked their baby. The discussion focuses on breed stigma vs. owner responsibility.

  “It’s not a pit bull problem, it’s the owners!” — Naim Ali (29:48)

• Personal anecdotes about well- and poorly-behaved pit bulls, emphasizing nurture over nature.

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Memorable Moments & Quotes

• On Steve Harvey:
  “He’s getting every… every check from everywhere!” — Naim Ali (04:09)

• On eating etiquette:
  “Only gay people care about being elegant. Don’t nobody care about that!” — Naim Ali (18:57)
  “My uncle Tony, he a bougie black bull!” — Naim Ali (17:05)

• On British etiquette rules:
  “Where do these people come from? Everybody knows they had the black plague and were dirty as fuck back in the day. So why are they pretending all of a sudden now?” — Naim Ali (10:27)

• On losing weird internet videos:
  “Doesn’t it suck when you know a video in your head and just can’t say the right words to ever find it again?” — Drew Montana (24:28)

• On responsible black men:
  “If you black and responsible... You gay as hell. You ain’t got no baby moms? Get the fuck outta here!” — Naim Ali (19:22)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• [03:02] – Viral pageant screw-up, segueing into Steve Harvey’s infamous mishap
• [06:27] – Introduction of etiquette coach segment
• [08:10–12:00] – Cheeseburger, banana, and peas etiquette
• [16:08] – Corn on the cob etiquette
• [18:33] – French fries etiquette
• [20:40] – Club sandwich etiquette
• [22:57] – Buttered bread etiquette
• [27:52] – “Murder Dogs”: Pit bull attack story, stigma vs. reality

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Tone & Vibe

Unfiltered, rapid-fire, and gleefully irreverent. The conversation is packed with inside jokes, playful ribbing, and crowd-pleasing banter on everything from race and class to internet weirdness and food snobbery. The group’s chemistry allows for sensitive topics to remain funny and light, never mean-spirited.

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Guest Plugs

• Na’im Ali & Drew Montana:
  • Listen to “Durag and the Deer Tag” podcast
  • Watch “True Dad” and “Digital Bazooka” on the GaS Digital Network

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Closing

The episode ends on a promise for more (and longer) episodes to come, with Zac candid about road fatigue cutting the discussion short, but leaving listeners plenty entertained.

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For fans of chaotic, comedic radio—especially those who love a good roast of culture (high or low)—Episode 58 of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo is a must.

Transcript

[Jeff Bridges]

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[Dana]

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[Jeff Bridges]

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[Dana]

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[Shannon]

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[Dana]

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[Drew Montana]

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[Jeff Bridges]

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[Dana]

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[Naim Ali]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.

[Akamiko]

Wake up, it's time to go Zach amico's got a show Animals are here to play Choke some guests to start your day Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and jo the crew.

[Zach Amico]

It's.

[Akamiko]

A morning.

[Zach Amico]

Well, howdy, howdy, howdy. It's a Wednesday here at the Gas Digital Studios, and it's me, your other boy, the international superstar, Zach Amica welcome you to another edition of the Morning Zoo. And boy, oh boy, are we lucky ducks. Because across the table from me, from Durag and the deer tag, both Drew Montana and Naim Ali. How you boys doing?

[Naim Ali]

We are great.

[Drew Montana]

Happy to be here.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you so much for being here. You know I respect and love you guys very much. I appreciate your time, brother. So here's how this one's gonna work. We're in a bit of a time crunch, so we're gonna talk for a little while, do about half of an episode and then I'm going to be sending Shannon some videos from the road of me getting to know some of our friends, JCW wrestling. So thank you so much for everybody's patience.

[Drew Montana]

We also promise to send at least one or two videos.

[Zach Amico]

I appreciate that.

[Naim Ali]

We got some Videos.

[Zach Amico]

So let's do a couple silly stories and get out of here. Let's start fun. Beauty queen's awkward onstage blunder goes viral, leaving viewers mortified. Shannon, I don't know anything about this, and I'm very excited to see anything bad happen to a beautiful woman.

[Naim Ali]

Yes.

[Shannon]

Okay, so before I start it, I'm just gonna preface it with this so you know what you're, like, listening for. So the. The person who they're actually calling to the front is Ms. Grand Paraguay.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Shannon]

Okay, so I'll play it now.

[Naim Ali]

Grand paragine.

[Shannon]

That's Miss Panama.

[Naim Ali]

Oh, no. Oh, no.

[Drew Montana]

Congratulations, Sue.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, no, no.

[Drew Montana]

What's Ms. Grand Paraguay doing?

[Naim Ali]

Yeah, why she's not walking up.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, she should be fighting for this.

[Drew Montana]

I beg your pardon? I announced Miss Grand Paraguay. Oh.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah.

[Drew Montana]

I like her better anyway.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah, she's better.

[Shannon]

That was it.

[Zach Amico]

This is the first time pageant mix up has gone viral at Miss Universe 2015.

[Naim Ali]

I remember that one.

[Zach Amico]

Host Steve Harvey.

[Naim Ali]

I remember that one. I remember Steve Harvey did that.

[Zach Amico]

What won't Steve Harvey host?

[Naim Ali]

Oh, man, he. Listen. He's getting every. Every check from everywhere.

[Zach Amico]

He. Dude, I've been listening to old Steve Harvey at night. His fucking bit about the ghetto wedding is so. Fuck. When he says the colors at the wedding were chocolate and mint green. That is the blackest wedding.

[Naim Ali]

That's the black shit. Yes.

[Zach Amico]

That is crazy. None of these women went to the same store.

[Naim Ali]

They all got green Forest green money green. Oh, dude.

[Zach Amico]

What a fucking funny bet.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Naim Ali]

Steve Harvey, he's the man and a great host.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Naim Ali]

Did you know that he was mad that he had to host Kings of Comedy? No. He thought he was gonna. He thought he was the headliner. And they said he was pissed when he found out Bernie Mac was closing it out. He was like, what the. How you gonna let Bernie Mac. Like he ain't. He ain't got no show or not. You gonna let him close this out?

[Drew Montana]

Bernie Mack was the funnier guy, though. He was.

[Naim Ali]

He was. Yeah, he was. Definitely. And he's not a host. You wouldn't get Brady Mac to host any thing.

[Drew Montana]

No, that's a. That's a nightmare of a host.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. Well, I feel like the blue collar guys kind of traded off, and by the end, Larry the Cable Guy was closed.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Drew Montana]

Right.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I think also you could have, like, on the road, you probably take another person.

[Naim Ali]

True. Yet a host or some shit do that? Yeah, for sure.

[Drew Montana]

Didn't Steve Harvey almost turned down Family Feud or, like, Somebody else was supposed to get.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah, I did hear that.

[Drew Montana]

I don't know.

[Naim Ali]

I did hear Turn it Down originally.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, he is. Which. That's not crazy. So many people have hosted Family Feud.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. But it's so synonymous with him now.

[Drew Montana]

Now. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

People, like, forget. Like, people totally forget that John o'. Hurley, he. The boss from Seinfeld, hosted it.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The neighbo. The neighbor from Home Improvement, Richard Karn. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Louis Anderson.

[Naim Ali]

Louis Anderson. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot. Louie Anderson did it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. But Steve Harvey, I feel like, has eclipsed all of them.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like they started using a lot more black families.

[Naim Ali]

They did well, because here's the thing.

[Zach Amico]

They turned into a race war, dude.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Naim Ali]

It was white family versus black family.

[Drew Montana]

He's so much. He's so much happier when the black family wins.

[Zach Amico]

When the white family.

[Drew Montana]

When the black family. When he starts electric sliding all over the stage. Even when he introduces him, he's like, give it up for the Jackson family, y'.

[Zach Amico]

All.

[Naim Ali]

The Jackson family.

[Zach Amico]

It is a race.

[Drew Montana]

Walks over. He's like the Weinberg family.

[Zach Amico]

All right. So I figured since I had two respectful, classy gentlemen, I wanted. I've been watching this guy on reels, and I am not what I would call cultured. Okay. And this is an etiquette coach, William Hanson. And I don't know if he's a homosexual. If he's not. He's just really British.

[Drew Montana]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And he teaches you the proper way to eat certain foods.

[Naim Ali]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

So I thought we would watch a few of his videos, and you guys could guess what the proper way to eat something is, as opposed to the way he demonstrates.

[Naim Ali]

I like this.

[Zach Amico]

So, Shannon, did you bring up? Did you bring up? We'll start with cheeseburger.

[Shannon]

I do have cheeseburger yet. One second. And then I feel like both, because they're pretty short. So before I show you any of it, I think you guys should maybe speculate.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. How do you guys think if you are at a proper dinner?

[Naim Ali]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

How do you think cheeseburger should be consumed?

[Naim Ali]

Okay. You cut it into fours, right?

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Naim Ali]

You cut it down the middle this way, vertically, then horizontally. Then you take your little pizza triangle. I mean, your little burger triangles, and you eat them very delicately with your two fingers.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Okay. I like that. Drew.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah.

[Drew Montana]

I guess if I'm trying to impress, like, the Banks family, maybe just fork and knife, bites down the whole thing and touch none of it with my hands.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Naim Ali]

Or you could deconstruct the whole thing and fork a knife, all of It.

[Drew Montana]

Right.

[Naim Ali]

See what I'm saying? You could just take the bread, take everything off.

[Zach Amico]

Now, I didn't know we were dealing with a highfalutin man here, but I think we're pretty close on that.

[Naim Ali]

I come from classy black folks, I'm.

[Zach Amico]

Telling you, I believe.

[Drew Montana]

Deconstruct the burger, Shannon, No.

[William Hanson]

How to eat a burger. Now, this is a big old burger, so picking it up and munching into it is not going to work. It's that big, unless they're in the circus. So instead, we are going to deconstruct the burger with a knife and fork, take the top and any other drill toppings you don't want off, and then cut into the burger piece by piece.

[Drew Montana]

And eat no lettuce burger.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. And, Shannon, while we're talking, could you also bring up a banana if you could find it? Okay, so the next one. Oh, you do?

[Shannon]

Yeah. That's my favorite one.

[Zach Amico]

Banana.

[Naim Ali]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

How do you. If you are at a breakfast or a brunch in a very classy place, how is it recommended by at least this guy that a banana is to be consumed?

[Drew Montana]

I think you squeeze it so hard on the bottom that it shoots out the top and you eat it like a gogurt. I don't think that's crazy.

[Shannon]

Oh, oh.

[Zach Amico]

I thought you meant, like the way Popeye squeezes spinach and then it flies in the air.

[Drew Montana]

No, no, it needs Directly in your mouth. Okay, yeah, it's gonna look a little gay.

[Zach Amico]

What about the toothpaste method where you hold it on one end and then.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You make that noise, lay.

[Drew Montana]

It flat on the table and mush the.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, there you go. Naim, your guess, A classy black man.

[Naim Ali]

Would take it and chop it up into pieces, and then you shake the pieces of your hand like dice and you just pop them in there.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Naim Ali]

You beat a few at a time.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, how does this man suggest a banana is to be eaten?

[William Hanson]

Now, we don't pick it up and peel it like a primate. Instead, we use a knife and fork. First, going from one end, cut it off, then cut off the other end, turning your knife on its side, then score down the skin, peel back and eat like. So here's how to eat a. Nah, that's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

That's out of control.

[Naim Ali]

That makes no fucking sense. What are we doing? Where do these people come from? Where do these, like.

[Zach Amico]

I think this is, like, British rules of society.

[Naim Ali]

Okay? But here's the thing.

[Zach Amico]

Why.

[Naim Ali]

Where do they get this bougie, like, demeanor from Everybody knows they had the black plague and that they was dirty as fuck back in the day. So why are they pretending all of a sudden now?

[William Hanson]

Yeah.

[Jeff Bridges]

Oh, we're bougie.

[Zach Amico]

We keeping up airs.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah. What are you doing? We know you, I'm sure.

[Zach Amico]

Maybe there's families in America that are like that level of rich and classy.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah, for sure.

[Zach Amico]

So the other one I had. Do we have peas?

[Shannon]

Yep. Ready to go with that one.

[Zach Amico]

Peas.

[Drew Montana]

Peas.

[Naim Ali]

I think you got a. With a fork and you fucking. You're stabbing them like maybe two or three at a time. How many? It depends on how many.

[Zach Amico]

What are they?

[Naim Ali]

What are they?

[Zach Amico]

Spokes with the tines.

[Naim Ali]

Tines. That's what it's called on a fork. Yeah, yeah. So let's say you got three of them that you can eat in three peas at a time.

[Drew Montana]

Really?

[Naim Ali]

No, it's not Right through them, and.

[Drew Montana]

You eat them like this. You gotta take the frozen bag out of the freezer, rip the corner off, put a little bit of the frozen ones in a bowl, put some water in the bowl, microwave minute and a half, and then just eat them with a spoon like they're ice cream.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Naim Ali]

A British guy like him's not eating it like that.

[Drew Montana]

That's how he should eat them, Shannon. No, he's not.

[Naim Ali]

Why's he got a knife?

[William Hanson]

What we are.

[Drew Montana]

Put it down. Sir.

[William Hanson]

Put the knife down onto the underside of the fork. Because they get.

[Drew Montana]

Sir, Drop the knife.

[William Hanson]

Most inelegant. Instead, using the back of the knife, we are going to spear some peas individually into a noose of a thunt the tines of the fork and eat like so.

[Naim Ali]

I knew it.

[Zach Amico]

Now, Naim got.

[Naim Ali]

These are two things.

[Zach Amico]

And as a black man, he very correctly did not call it spearing.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He was careful. Yeah.

[Naim Ali]

You got to pick your words. Got to choose your words wisely.

[Drew Montana]

Another one will take him so long to eat those peas.

[Zach Amico]

It will take. Well, there's another video where he has peas and mashed potatoes. And he says in that instance, it is acceptable to take a fork full of mashed potatoes and roll it around in the peas.

[Naim Ali]

Okay, okay.

[Zach Amico]

As a glue.

[Naim Ali]

Okay, now that. I like that idea. That's. Now that.

[Drew Montana]

So he has fun. Yeah, he has a feeling.

[Zach Amico]

The one we have a few more, but the one that really caught me, the one that caught my eye originally. Corn on the cob.

[Naim Ali]

Corn on the cob. How are you?

[Drew Montana]

I'm guessing he cuts down.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah, it has to because, you know he's going to use the knife or Something.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He's definitely not going to hold it.

[Naim Ali]

Hell no.

[Drew Montana]

He could go knife on one side, fork on the other side and rotate it real fast. Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Is that video? Remember years ago, there was a video, somebody would. They put it on a drill and they took their teeth?

[Naim Ali]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I wonder if that was real before.

[Shannon]

AI.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah, I think that was real.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like it would have bled more, though.

[Drew Montana]

True.

[Naim Ali]

Well, you know what? Unless somebody. Unless their teeth were already super duper bad. Cause my cousin bit into a Snicker and his front tooth came out. But he was on like a bunch of drugs.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah. They're already dead in there. Yeah.

[Naim Ali]

And it wasn't no blood. It was just. He bit the Snickers. He like. Damn. And he pulled it back and just two fin. Snickers, bruh. No blood, nothing. Tooth and Snickers.

[Drew Montana]

Not to derail too much, but I know you saw this and loved it. But I thought it was real at first. Did you see the video of the lady at the football game with the.

[Zach Amico]

T shirt gun from.

[Naim Ali]

I thought that was real.

[Zach Amico]

The fault. The Mod Flanders.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Naim Ali]

I swore that was real. I said that to so many people.

[Drew Montana]

They had me for like, five days.

[Zach Amico]

I only read recently. They killed Maude Flanders because her voice actor wanted more money.

[Drew Montana]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

I always thought it was to, like, set up a story like, oh, we're finally going to kill somebody on the Simpsons.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Just because that's how they advertise it. She had an argument about what? More money. They're like, all right, you're done. I guess.

[Naim Ali]

I mean, also not an important character.

[Zach Amico]

So you get rid of her.

[William Hanson]

Yeah.

[Naim Ali]

This video. I sent this to my son because I thought it was real. And he played the. Out of me.

[Zach Amico]

The crazy thing with them killing Ma is that. So then he married. If you keep up with Simpson's lore, he marries Ms. Krabappel, who then that lady died. The lady did her voice. Damn. And then they kind of hint that he keeps marrying women who die. So it's like they torture that flick.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Naim Ali]

Damn.

[Zach Amico]

The nicest.

[Naim Ali]

The nicest guy. Guy ruined his life.

[Zach Amico]

They just continually force him to have heartbreak.

[Drew Montana]

Damn.

[Naim Ali]

Well, you know what? You need that. That's. That's the good thing about the Simpsons. Because a lot of times people that act like that, that is what their life is like. That's why they're so religious. Because it's like your life fucking sucks. Like, everybody around you keeps dying and shit.

[Zach Amico]

I can't remember. It's one of the future. The Episodes where they go to the future. And thanks, Bart and Lisa for not outing Rod Todd and Rod Todd are both, like, in short shorts with mustaches. Guys, today's episode is brought to you by our friends at Yo Kratom, home of the $60 kilo. If you do Kratom now, don't start on my account. But if you use Kratom for one of its many, many benefits, you only get it from yocratum.com. stop going to bodega smoke shops and gas stations and getting a little bit of kratom at a time when you don't even know what's in there. And to be honest, neither of the guys selling it to you. Yocratum.com they have the best strains, the best customer service, and they're the marquee sponsor of everything we do here at the Gas Digital Network. There's no promo code needed. Why, it's already the best deal in the world of kratom. That's right. $60 for a whole kilo delivered right to your gosh darn door. So check it out today. Yocratum.com Home of the $60 kilo. Let's get back into the program. All right, so let's corn on the cob. Let's see. Let's see it.

[William Hanson]

Here's how to eat sweet corn when served on the cob. What we absolutely don't do is pick it up and start gnawing away at it.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah, he gay. He did like this.

[William Hanson]

Instead, take it to one side and using the knife, cut away.

[Naim Ali]

You got it.

[Drew Montana]

I've seen this before. This pisses me off.

[William Hanson]

And then once you have released as many as you wish, you pick up your fork and eat conventionally.

[Drew Montana]

I'm not the biggest fan of beavers myself. For the catching lame. Dude. He doesn't know that beaver's really.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, did you find any on your own that you thought were cool?

[Shannon]

Yes. I'll. I'll tell you the ones, and you tell me which one you want to see. I have fries, a club sandwich, and buttering bread.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I want to do all of them.

[Shannon]

Okay, I'll start with fries. You guys.

[Naim Ali]

Guess this is how my uncle Tony eat food. That's how I know how to eat bougie. My uncle Tony bougie is like my.

[Zach Amico]

Grandma eats pizza with a fork in a knife. Yeah.

[William Hanson]

Yep.

[Naim Ali]

Uncle Tony everything with a fork and knife. He a bougie ass. How's he eat fries fried with a fork and knife. I see Michael Tony eat fries with a fork and knife, bro. He used a fork and knife with cheesesteaks.

[Drew Montana]

That's crazy, bro.

[Naim Ali]

When I was a kid, he takes it to get cheesesteaks. He had a fork and knife with the cheesesteak. He a bougie black bull.

[Zach Amico]

Are black guys oogie bougies?

[Jeff Bridges]

Yo.

[Naim Ali]

Damn, he's oozy bougie.

[Zach Amico]

I'm so sorry. I'm really sorry. I would only say that to you because you're my friend.

[Naim Ali]

Yes. And you know what, Zach? You only got to apologize because I know you can't even help it. That's how you got damn brain work. He can't help it.

[Drew Montana]

I saw his eyes start fluttering.

[Zach Amico]

It's like a slot machine. I would only say that because Naim knows I have no hate.

[Naim Ali]

Yes, of course you can take it how you can give it. No homo.

[Zach Amico]

Of course. So, fries, what do you guys think? Obviously, he's not picking them up.

[Naim Ali]

Obviously not.

[Drew Montana]

It's got to be just one at a time.

[Zach Amico]

Fork.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah, fork.

[Drew Montana]

How's he separate them is what I'm wondering. Does he grab one out, put it down, and then cut it?

[Naim Ali]

He's probably separating them with the fork. He probably just dragging one over, cutting the piece up.

[Zach Amico]

Right?

[Naim Ali]

You know how long it would take to eat fries with a bro? That's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

There's a bunch of, like, crazy diet. When I think when you eat with the Queen of England, there's a bunch of crazy rules. Like, the meal is done when she's done, but she knows that. So, like, they say that she'll, like, she'll be dumb, but she'll, like, push her food around for a little while.

[Naim Ali]

Okay.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

To give everyone else time to finish.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

There's a bunch of weird rules for eating with her.

[Naim Ali]

What?

[Zach Amico]

But. All right, let's see this fries deal.

[William Hanson]

How to eat chips, or if you're transatlantically inclined, French fries. Informal dining. These are not finger food. So we're not going to pick up, dunk and eat. Instead, we are going to decant a few from the silver bucket onto the plate and eat with a knife and fork.

[Zach Amico]

That's crazy. It's crazy.

[Drew Montana]

Few at a time. It's crazy.

[Naim Ali]

I'm telling you, bro, only gay people care about being elegant. Don't nobody care about that. You see what I'm saying?

[Zach Amico]

Like, yo.

[Naim Ali]

Even, like, look, listen, no offense, Uncle Tony. I hope you don't hear this. My whole family think he gay. He ain't got no kids. He, like, 60. He's a millionaire. It's like, bro, how the you disresponsible and why you eat like that? You see what I'm saying?

[Zach Amico]

Wait, is being responsible part of being gay?

[Naim Ali]

Yes, yes. If you black and responsible.

[Zach Amico]

Pay his bills out there.

[Naim Ali]

Whatever the fuck you on all These lights on second 00 baby moms.

[Shannon]

What?

[Naim Ali]

You gay as hell. You ain't got no baby moms. Come on, bro. Get the out of here.

[Zach Amico]

Paying bills on the first notice.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah, get the out of here, homo. I'm telling you that be you gay, bro. You black and super responsible. I don't trust you.

[Zach Amico]

All right, our next is a club sandwich. I, I can. I haven't seen this one. I can only assume there is a deconstruction.

[Naim Ali]

Deconstruction? Yeah, deconstruction. Do you always deconstruct the sandwich?

[Drew Montana]

I'm telling you is club sandwich. Bread ingredients. Bread ingredients. More bread?

[Zach Amico]

I believe so.

[Drew Montana]

It's three pieces of bread.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah. Like a three layer sandwich.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, this thing's coming apart.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Naim Ali]

We doing a 911 on this demolition.

[Zach Amico]

Have you guys used. We'll put a pin inside it but in this for a second. But have you guys seen the AI video? You're on the 911 ride? Yes. Have you seen it?

[Drew Montana]

No.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, so while we watch you, Shannon, if you could please find the AI video.

[Naim Ali]

It's amazing.

[Zach Amico]

It's. You're on the 911 ride.

[Naim Ali]

Like while 911 is happening.

[Zach Amico]

It is what.

[Drew Montana]

What? Amusement park, dude.

[Zach Amico]

It is so fucking wild.

[Naim Ali]

Yes, but.

[Zach Amico]

And we'll watch that in a second. But Shannon, let's see. Club sandwich.

[William Hanson]

Now you should know by now that we don't use a knife on bread or byproducts of bread. There are exceptions to. This is one of them. So we're going to take our knife and fork and from the side closest to us, from the bottom of the club sandwich, we can cut a portion off and eat. How to eat a club.

[Naim Ali]

But see the fun like the fun.

[Zach Amico]

That was part of the club sandwich is that you're getting all the things you want.

[Naim Ali]

All the things you don't want to.

[Drew Montana]

Just eat a piece of it.

[Naim Ali]

Like.

[Zach Amico]

What the is my problem with the burger one was. Well, you take the lettuce and tomato, you eat it separately.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

No, you want that all in the bite.

[Drew Montana]

That's the point of it.

[Naim Ali]

That's the whole point of it. They the whole point of the burger.

[Zach Amico]

Is that it's the perfect ratio.

[Drew Montana]

Yes. Yes.

[Naim Ali]

Yes. Yeah. He's ruining just. He's ruining sandwich. He just shouldn't order sandwiches. Just don't eat burgers. Don't eat.

[Zach Amico]

I remember one was don't eat anything. Now I remember that I saw him say that you don't use a fork and knife on bread. I remember one was a croissant. And I think his with. He goes, unless it's like a chocolate croissant or something with like a filling, then you eat with a fork and knife. If it's just bread, I think he said the proper way to eat it is to tear off small pieces, but you don't bite into the whole croissant.

[Naim Ali]

Like these are.

[Zach Amico]

That's how fucking. First of all, that's how children and ladies eat.

[Naim Ali]

I was about to say these are lady rules of eating. This isn't a man lady.

[Zach Amico]

Tear. Tear.

[Naim Ali]

Yes. They tear the smallest pieces off a thing.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's Shannon. Forgive me if that's sexist, but I feel like that's a very feminine way of munching.

[Drew Montana]

If I'm eating a croissant, I need flakes in my beard. And of course, I'm taking one big bite and getting that shit everywhere.

[Zach Amico]

Absolutely, yeah. All right, our next is buttered bread. So he said no for knife and.

[Shannon]

It'S the, the buttering of the bread.

[Zach Amico]

The buttering of the bread. Oh.

[Naim Ali]

And no. Well, you need a knife to butter bread.

[Drew Montana]

True. I know this. He doesn't refrigerate his butter. He's probably got one of those.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. The dish that you sit on the thing.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, he's got one of those. I don't know.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah, his butter's not in the stick either. So you don't gotta, you don't gotta cut the butter. Cuz his, his butter is not stick butter.

[Drew Montana]

Gonna.

[Jeff Bridges]

I'm.

[Naim Ali]

I promise you. It's probably shaped like a flower. Bougie people like flour shaped butter.

[Drew Montana]

No, Even if it is like shape something or stick, whatever, like, I can't imagine there's a better way of doing it than smearing.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah, you gotta smear. That's what I'm saying.

[Drew Montana]

You cut down, you pick it up and smear.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon.

[William Hanson]

Bread and butter etiquette. First, take a piece of bread from the communal platter and place it on your bread plate, which is to your left. Now, with the butter, we have two types here. You take a decent sized portion, place that on your plate, then break a small part of the bread off, add some butter.

[Drew Montana]

Why?

[Naim Ali]

That makes no sense.

[William Hanson]

Don't be an air butterer. And then eat.

[Naim Ali]

Don't be an air butter.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, so it's gotta be on the plate.

[Naim Ali]

On the plate. And you're and you're only taking just enough. You're taking to put on your little piece at a time. So every time you take a little piece of bread, you gotta put a little bit of butter on it. He's trying to look too cute when he's eating, bro.

[Drew Montana]

He's also got so much time on his hands.

[Naim Ali]

Yes.

[Drew Montana]

He's a crazy amount of time.

[Zach Amico]

I'm still thinking about how long it takes to eat peas.

[Drew Montana]

Right?

[Naim Ali]

It'll take all day to eat them. To wait three peas at a time, bro.

[Zach Amico]

Come on.

[Naim Ali]

What are we doing, dude?

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, that plate takes him at least an hour and a half.

[Zach Amico]

All right, question. How's he rice.

[Naim Ali]

With a fork and a knife? That's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

That's got to be a fucking pain in the dick.

[Naim Ali]

Yes. Maybe they do that to try to stay, like, to make themselves not eat a lot, because if it takes you too long to eat, you probably just give up eventually. Like, this is just boring. You see what I'm saying?

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Naim Ali]

I'm just not gonna eat anymore.

[Zach Amico]

I can see that.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

All right. Shannon, did you find that you're on 911 the ride?

[Shannon]

I didn't. I searched exactly those words.

[Zach Amico]

Did you. Can you just YouTube it's 911 ride.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah. 911 ride. Hey, artificial.

[Drew Montana]

Doesn't it suck when you know a video in your head and you just. Just can't say the right words to ever find it again?

[Zach Amico]

Or do you want to just Google it? Dude, I've 911 ride AI video.

[Shannon]

I did that. I want to try YouTube.

[Drew Montana]

There's a. Not to get too nasty. There's a porn that I saw on Pornhub like, a few weeks ago.

[Zach Amico]

911 porn?

[Drew Montana]

No, this was. It was. Dude, it was like 15 Brazilian chicks all just lined up on one big couch and one guy just having a good time. Reverse gang bang.

[Zach Amico]

Reverse gang bang.

[Drew Montana]

And I've seen other reverse gang bang videos. I've seen other things of this nature, but I can't find that one. And I. Dude, I was trying to get Grok to help me find it yesterday, and Grok ended up. Grok was like, I'm down. I'll help you find it. And he. I just kind of described to him what I was thinking about, and he. Grok sent me three links that are no longer posted.

[Naim Ali]

Oh, Might have got taken down.

[Zach Amico]

You know what? I bet maybe one of the girls.

[Drew Montana]

No, no, no. Don't do that to me. Yeah, they died or something. That's. Whatever.

[Zach Amico]

Maybe she doesn't want to be in the industry anymore.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

She retired copyright claims.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Naim Ali]

They had to snatch it.

[Zach Amico]

Is this it?

[Naim Ali]

No, no, no, it looks like a roller coaster.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, we could try. Yeah, yeah, no, it looks like a roller coaster, but we can try it.

[Drew Montana]

Roller coaster?

[Naim Ali]

Yeah, this is just. If you.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no, the one that we looked at, the one that we saw look like a roller coaster. It looked like. Like a Universal.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah, Universal Studios.

[Zach Amico]

Like the King Kong ride.

[Naim Ali]

Yes. Like you're. You see the roller coaster on the track and it's going through the burning towers and.

[Drew Montana]

Oh, damn. Yeah.

[Naim Ali]

That's just crazy as hell.

[Zach Amico]

Or it could have been, but it doesn't.

[Drew Montana]

No, no. So the towers.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Hey, we don't know how many Anios all of them were, but yes, there have been times I too have lost a port. I've really been looking for something.

[Drew Montana]

I don't know how Anios is. Are measured, dude. I don't know the conversion rate.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know, man. I've been. Listen, I've been trying. There's E Fucked videos that I've been searching for for years. Yeah, because I don't. I haven't seen them and they made me laugh so hard.

[Drew Montana]

Talk to Grok about it, dude. Tell Grock exactly what you're looking for. Ask him nicely. Be like, hey, I don't want to sound crazy. Can you help me find my favorite is.

[Zach Amico]

Sing it. David used to be on E Fucked and it was this horrible fat redneck couple and she keeps asking for her N word dick. And then he takes a big black dildo out and he's fucking her with it while she yells the N word. And David Bowie's on the stereo and he goes, yeah, sing it, David. And she just out, out of sexy mood, immediately goes, what? And he goes, david Bowie. And then it just smash cuts to him jerking his tiny dick off on her tits.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he goes like this.

[Naim Ali]

Sing it, Dave.

[Zach Amico]

Any luck, Shannon?

[Shannon]

I. I really can't find it.

[Zach Amico]

Then don't worry about it. We'll move on. Baby, please don't. Let's. Before we get out of here, let's do a Murder Dogs.

[Naim Ali]

Yo, stop this dog.

[Shannon]

Where'd he go?

[Zach Amico]

All right, this is Murder Dogs mother gets maximum sentence for leaving baby alone with pit bull she knew was aggressive. And it went exactly how you think.

[Drew Montana]

The baby ate the pit bull.

[Zach Amico]

Yep.

[Shannon]

So it's supposedly what happened was the dad and the mom were both in the home. The seven year old daughter was there looking over the six month old baby that was just placed on the couch. The mom went into the shower and.

[Zach Amico]

The baby was watching the dog.

[Shannon]

The mom went into the shower and then the baby fell off the couch. And I guess maybe the dog thought it was a toy or something. And the second the baby fell off the couch.

[Zach Amico]

Now, you know how dogs follow you around when you have food and if you drop anything on the floor, you don't have time. If you drop your baby, you're out of pit bull.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Five second rule.

[Shannon]

So the baby. The dog then tore the baby's skull apart.

[Naim Ali]

Oh, my God.

[Shannon]

And the baby died. There is some. And we don't have like a whole lot of time, but there I. I watched a bunch, like, videos about it. And the mother apparently. I mean, this isn't hard to figure out. This is Ohio. They're in their early 30s. The mom, when she was pregnant with the baby, was on drugs. When the baby was born, the baby had to detox from the drugs. There was another time where there was an, like, contact with drugs with one of the two kids. And so both of them were charged with negligence watching a child, whatever. And then also involuntary manslaughter. As the trial is going, she flipped and said that she was going to, like, she put all the blame on the husband and said that the husband or boyfriend did everything he could to make the dog more of an aggressive dog. And so she did name the baby Kibble. Actually, the dog's name is Kilo.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, no, come on now, you can't. Oh, yeah.

[Naim Ali]

I'm telling y', all, it's not a pit bull problem. It's the owners. I had my baby around my pit bull. Rocky never. He would actually, like, lick her. Like, that was his puppy.

[Drew Montana]

He.

[Naim Ali]

See what I'm saying? I'd be like, rocky, stop licking her like that, bro. This is my baby. You see what I'm saying?

[Drew Montana]

They are. They're aggressive, but they're also a protective.

[Zach Amico]

I love my sister in law's pit bull more than anything.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah, you gotta. You gotta raise them to be sweet.

[Zach Amico]

The snuggliest dog I have ever known.

[Naim Ali]

Yes. They're so affectionate.

[Zach Amico]

No violence. But the other dog they have is fucking nuts. And he goes nuts. The pit bull's like, fuck you, motherfucker. And bites him on the deck. And then they have to go to the vet.

[Naim Ali]

Yep.

[Zach Amico]

They're one of those houses where they order grubhub. It has to be like, please turn your headlights off.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And please leave the food at the bottom of the stairs.

[Drew Montana]

Take the food out of a catapult.

[Zach Amico]

80Ft away from the house. If the dog hears a car. But our night is ruined.

[Naim Ali]

Yeah.

[Drew Montana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

All right. I want to let you guys out perfectly on time. That was almost just a perfect half an hour. Thank you so much. To my guests. Naim Ali, Drew Montana, please support them. Watch Durag and the Deer Tag. Watch True dad here on the network and Digital Bazooka as well, because I'm a good friend.

[Drew Montana]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

And thank you guys so much for watching. I'm gonna do some other shit while I've. I'm on the road and send it over to Shannon. Thank you so much. We'll cut to that. Bye. Hey, Zoo files.

[Naim Ali]

I fucked up.

[Zach Amico]

I didn't get to do interviews. I didn't get to hang out with anybody. Do some audio stuff for you guys. Unfortunately, this tour has been kicking by dick in a lot of travel. But I promise we're gonna do a few really extra long episodes. A bonus episode. I will make up the time to you and thank you so much for tuning in. And I'll see you really, really soon.

[Drew Montana]

Soon.

[Zach Amico]

But I got a bunch of important stuff I gotta do here on. On the Road. This is my. My friend. And it looks like. It looks like I have a meeting to attend. So. Hey, I'll see you Coming up Monday back on the Morning zoo. All right, let's go.

[Akamiko]

Noon is morning time to him. Papa Mako. Chug it down. Just like the favorite Obi's clown. Grab a coffee and join the crew. It's Akamiko morning, too. It's Akamiko morning too.