0060. Joe Gorman and Alex Tomaselli

Summary

Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo – Episode 60: Joe Gorman & Alex Tomaselli

GaS Digital Network | November 9, 2025

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Episode Overview

This wild and irreverent episode of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo features comedians Joe Gorman and Alex Tomaselli of the "Super Sally Joe’s" podcast as guests. True to the show’s “morning zoo” format, the crew riff on bizarre news stories, play a mugshot-guessing game, and veer into unpredictable, often outrageous territory. The humor is edgy, dark, and unfiltered—covering everything from Disney deaths and viral videos to criminal oddities, bodily enhancements, and AI afterlives.

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Main Segments & Highlights

1. Disney World Deaths: Urban Legends and Black Humor

[03:19–05:00]

• Discussion of recent string of deaths at Disney World, challenging the urban legend that “no one dies on Disney property.”
• Quote (Zac Amico, 04:15): "You could get your head chopped off at Disney, and they'll blow into the neck hole until they get you off the property."
• The hosts riff with dark Disney impressions, layering comedy over the macabre story.

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2. Viral Video: Erika Kirk’s “Fake Tears”

[05:04–08:35]

• Zac brings up a controversial viral clip allegedly showing Erika Kirk (Charlie Kirk’s widow) using eyedrops before publicly speaking about her late husband.
• Extensive speculation—real tears or staged?
• Debate about trust, social media “gotchas,” and women in conservative circles.
• Joe Gorman (07:31): "I think people are just looking for an excuse to shit on her."

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3. Clickbait, Content Farming, and Opie & Anthony

[08:38–10:29]

• The group discusses the motivations of controversial media personalities and internet outrage cycles.
• Touches on the downfall of the Opie & Anthony radio show.
• Zac Amico (09:14): “He just sees that he gets more money when people are mad.”

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4. Florida Roulette: Guess-The-Mugshot Game

[17:53–35:56]

• Core segment: a recurring game where the hosts see mugshots from Florida and try to guess the crime.
• Notable moments:
  • Substitute teacher busted for videochatting nude with a student [19:21–19:46]
  • A woman with heterochromia jailed for stalking [22:22]
  • Indian-American with an intense mustache arrested for credit card skimming [27:33]
  • Gender-non-conforming person arrested for a false bomb threat, inspiring Joker impressions [31:50–32:25]
  • Woman arrested for slashing her boyfriend’s testicle [33:57–34:44]
• Quote (Joe Gorman, after testicle-slicing reveal, 34:08): "Damn. That would fucking suck, dog… inside out sack."
• Segment heavy on rapid-fire, offensive jokes and stereotypes, told with “zoo crew” banter.

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5. News Roundup: Darkest Florida Man/Woman Stories

[35:56–44:30]

• Cop found dead after being caught having sex in front of his kids and sharing videos—a brief moment of shock and black humor [36:08–39:20]
• Florida boyfriend kills pregnant teen for refusing abortion [39:25–43:02]
• The group spirals into dark humor, with uncomfortable jokes about parenthood, abortion, and “organic” kids.

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6. Augmentation Gone Wrong: BBLs, Fake Tits, and Body Mods

[47:15–53:40]

• Discussion of the dangers of butt implants ("BBLs") and the hazards of gunshot wounds in strange places.
• Zac asks if anyone’s felt fake butts/tits; producer Shannon reveals her own implants [55:04–55:32].
• Memorable moment: Watching viral videos of botched implants and twerking fails [51:01–53:34].

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7. Lighthearted Wrap-Up: Wrestling Legends and AI Suzanne Somers

[57:01–end]

• Zac shouts out the Health Center dispensary and shares a bizarre wrestling anecdote.
• Closing segment: Exploring the emergence of AI “clones,” namely Suzanne Somers' posthumous robot, evoking both intrigue and creeps.
• Quote (Zac Amico, on the AI clone, 60:01): "So creepy. I didn’t realize it was gonna be a robot… I thought it was gonna be a hologram."
• Final plug for "Super Sally Joe’s" and plans for the upcoming exclusive episode.

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Notable Quotes by Timestamp

• [04:15] Zac Amico: “You could get your head chopped off at Disney, and they'll blow into the neck hole until they get you off the property.”
• [07:31] Joe Gorman: "I think people are just looking for an excuse to shit on her."
• [09:14] Zac Amico: “He just sees that he gets more money when people are mad.”
• [22:05] Joe Gorman: “Yeah, that's a stone cold killer.”
• [27:38] Shannon: "It is a possession, sale, or delivery skimming device."
• [34:08] Joe Gorman: "Damn. That would fucking suck, dog… inside out sack."
• [39:20] Zach Amico: "Well, what a monster. I'm glad he's dead."
• [36:39] Zach Amico: "Our Muslim communist mayor. We're in the throes of sharia law right now."

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Tone & Style

• Chaotic, irreverent, and unapologetically offensive.
• The comedians mix current events, gallows humor, and self-aware “edgy” banter reminiscent of classic shock jock radio.
• Bro jokes, offensive stereotypes, and dark comedy are regular flavors, always played for laughs within the context of rhythmically riffing comics.

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Key Timestamps

• Disney Deaths & Urban Legends: [03:19–05:00]
• Erika Kirk Tears Discourse: [05:04–08:35]
• Opie & Anthony, Content Farming: [08:38–10:29]
• Florida Mugshot Guessing Game: [17:53–35:56]
• Cop Child Porn/Suicide Story: [36:08–39:20]
• Florida Boyfriend Abortion Murder: [39:25–43:02]
• Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong: [47:15–53:40]
• AI Suzanne Somers Clone: [59:02–60:25]

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For New Listeners

This episode is a barrage of wild, unfiltered stand-up energy applied to true crime, viral news, and pop culture stories. The humor is slanted toward “wrong, but funny,” and regular listeners expect line-crossing bits. If you like comedians poking through taboos, playing games with real-life weirdos, and talking about everything from bad plastic surgery to the latest in AI creepiness, you’ll enjoy Morning Zoo’s blend of radio chaos.

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Recommended: Skip if easily offended or if you want earnest news analysis. Listen if you miss the high-wire act of shock-jock morning radio infused with modern meme-and-podcast culture.

Transcript

[Joe Gorman]

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[Alex Tomaselli]

Fill her up.

[Zach Amico]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.

[Joe Gorman]

Wake up, it's time to go. Zach Amico's got a show. Animals are here to play. Jokes and guests to start your day. Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a in and join the crew. It's Zach Amico. Morning suit.

[Zach Amico]

Well, good morning, good morning, good morning. It is a Wednesday here on the morning Zoo. And it's your other boy, the international superstar Zach Amico saying howdy Doody and. And thanks for joining us here on the program across the table for me. We got a mashup going on today. That's right from Super Sally Joe's. It's our good friends Joe Gorman and Alex Tomaselli.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, my God. What's up, dude?

[Zach Amico]

How you doing, brother?

[Joe Gorman]

Good, man. How are you?

[Zach Amico]

I'm very well, thank you.

[Joe Gorman]

Beautiful.

[Zach Amico]

Very nice to see you boys. Let's knock plugs right out of the way, boys. What do you want people to check.

[Joe Gorman]

Out our podcast, of course.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Super Sally Joe's on YouTube.

[Joe Gorman]

ITunes. It's on every streaming platform. It's on itunes, Spotify. We got at all Rumble. Yeah, Everything on the dark web too.

[Zach Amico]

Nice.

[Joe Gorman]

So be sure to check that out. I'm on Instagram at Joe W. Gorman. You can follow me there. And I'll be at Skank fest in New Orleans. So if you see me there, let's fucking do drugs.

[Zach Amico]

Hell yeah, Sally.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Hell yeah. Just follow me at silly Selly on Instagram.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Fantastic. Hey, guys, follow me on Instagram at Zach is not funny. Get all my dates at punch up dot live. Zach Miko, I will also be at Skunk festival. And hey, if you love the show, and we know you do, go to gas digital.com today. Use my promo code. Zoo. You save a little bit of money off your subscription. You get your episodes early ad free and uncensored. You get access to the live chat, you get access to the archives, thousands of episodes of all your favorite gas shows. And most importantly, you get that Friday episode. That's right. We do three of these a week, only to go out online for free. The other one is behind the paywall, so if you subscribe, you get the full experience. And thank you so much for tuning in, regardless of how you process the show and to your eyeballs or ear holes. Let's keep it. Let's keep it classy today, guys. Fourth Disney World visitor dead in a month.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

As woman in her 40s is found dead at Hotel Shannon.

[Joe Gorman]

Definitely a Disney adult. Definitely alone.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, deserving.

[Shannon]

So, it was Sunday morning. This woman was found unresponsive at the Pop Century Resort. She was pronounced dead later at the hospital. Of course, not on location. But they don't know the cause of death at this time. Oh, no, I lied to you. It was multiple blunt impact injuries. No, hold on. Sorry. I'm skimming and I'm telling you multiple things. We don't know why she died.

[Zach Amico]

Someone was killed at Disneyland.

[Shannon]

The other lady, the one that died by suicide at the other one on October 14th.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

Hers was ruled as multiple blunt impact injuries. Because she jumped.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Shannon]

This one, we don't know why, so.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, we've gone over that. I guess it's an urban legend that nobody dies at Disneyland. They cart you out and then they'll pronounce you dead at the hospital.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So they definitely found a dead lady.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, 100%.

[Zach Amico]

Like, you could get your head chopped off at Disney, and they'll blow into the neck hole until they get you off the property. So, yeah, string of Disney deaths.

[Joe Gorman]

Her young. She's dead.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, no.

[Shannon]

Oh. Oh, gosh.

[Zach Amico]

What are we gonna do?

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

Gosh, Mick, I think she's dead.

[Zach Amico]

I'll do it again. Oh, God, my hands.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Roll her up in Aladdin's rug.

[Zach Amico]

The monk. That woman's dad. So that's a little more.

[Joe Gorman]

I think we showed our hand a little too much.

[Zach Amico]

I wasn't sure whether or not I wanted to do this because I think people will get mad at me. And it is entirely possible that I have been hoodwinked by the next video.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, you think it might be AI?

[Zach Amico]

No, I think it could be. Not what I think it is or what it's being presented as, but if this is in poor taste, I apologize.

[Joe Gorman]

It's child porn.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. Ooh, yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

This looks 18, right? This looks 18.

[Zach Amico]

Erica Kirk. Charlie Kirk's widow.

[Joe Gorman]

J.D. vance's current girlfriend.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, Hugging her tits went to speak.

[Zach Amico]

And somebody noticed her doing something on her way to go speak. Shannon. So this says fake it till you cry. Erica Kirk caught using tear solution to create fake tears before going on stage to remember her late husband.

[Joe Gorman]

Damn, look at those leather pants. I'm glad she dreamt that whole trad wife thing. A trad widow is just hot, though.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it is.

[Joe Gorman]

Trad wife. You got to dress like a Quaker, but trad widow.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Trad widow sounds like a metal bit. Sounds like. Yeah, sounds like a metal genre we play mostly trad widow. Some speed, some grow, some doom. So I, I guess that could be like Visine.

[Joe Gorman]

I hope it's like. Yeah, I hope it's just eye drops because she smoked a fat blunt before getting up on stage.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Us.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But if it is fake tears, pretty, pretty blatant.

[Joe Gorman]

Pretty much, yeah. It's like, damn, just do it backstage. Well, I guess she did, but like off camera.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I, I don't know. How do you guys, how do, do you guys think it's fake tears? You guys think it's like viz something else?

[Joe Gorman]

As a man who's never cried in his life, I couldn't tell you.

[Zach Amico]

No. Shannon, your thoughts?

[Shannon]

I'm gonna share it one more time. I'm just gonna mute it this time. But it looks like it's just, it looks like she's dabbing with a tissue.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Or she's pulling an eyelash out.

[Shannon]

Cuz like, let's just like let it play a little bit. But it looks, it seems like because she keeps it in her hand, she doesn't put it anywhere. Yeah, I think it's a tissue.

[Joe Gorman]

No, it's a tissue.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Walking towards someone filming her.

[Zach Amico]

Why?

[Joe Gorman]

Why? She bummed.

[Alex Tomaselli]

We should also never trust women. So.

[Shannon]

Yeah, that was just like a little thing to dab. It wasn't a bottle.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I think I very well could be unwinked.

[Joe Gorman]

I think, I think people are just looking for an excuse to shit on her.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

You know, it's like, it's like maybe, but maybe she might be sad, but yeah. So who gives a fuck?

[Zach Amico]

And she was a beauty queen, right? Oh, something.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, something like that. North Carolina.

[Joe Gorman]

Miss fucking Neocon.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

2027.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Hell yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Now isn't there some weird connection with her and like donations or something?

[Joe Gorman]

I'm sure she's probably skimming a little off the top.

[Zach Amico]

There's something weird. I, I, there's something weird that makes it seem very set up.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, well, she's like the new, like she is turning point now.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

So I don't like Turning Point anymore because I don't like women.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

And I don't want some operation run by a woman. Dude.

[Zach Amico]

Dude. What? How much does that suck? You spent your whole. Your whole life saying women should stay home.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And now your neck explodes.

[Joe Gorman]

Charlie Kirk was just like, don't. Women are incompetent. Don't trust him. And I was like, well, I guess I can't trust Turning Point anymore.

[Zach Amico]

That's really. That's like when Patrice's ex.

[Joe Gorman]

And when she ruined, like, that documentary that was gonna be. And she stole all that money, too.

[Zach Amico]

Yep.

[Joe Gorman]

Allegedly.

[Zach Amico]

Allegedly.

[Joe Gorman]

Don't sue me. Hey, dude, I have no money. We don't know. I just. I just repeat what I read on the Internet forums.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I think there's a great Patrice quote that sums that up. It's a. Does anybody else smell toast? Yeah. That's a group. Did you ever watch that? The.

[Joe Gorman]

The doc.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Really put it out.

[Joe Gorman]

They put out, like, individual interviews that were going to be part of it, and then Comedy Central did a. Their own documentary, but it wasn't nearly as good.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

Because they didn't have the same footage. And it was just like a big cluster.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. It seemed. Who was Anthony in? I think, or.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, I think everyone was in it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

Including Anthony. And Anthony.

[Zach Amico]

Mr. Kumia.

[Joe Gorman]

Innocent. Innocent. Anthony Kumia, who just wanted to take a photo.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

Of a beautiful. Of a beautiful skyscraper. And all of a sudden, he's vilified. Dude, let him go. Dude, be nice. He's all right. We got to bring back Opie and Anthony, though.

[Zach Amico]

I don't think it's gonna happen.

[Joe Gorman]

I want to believe.

[Zach Amico]

I don't think it's gonna happen. I want it the more. Opie's nuts, dude. Yeah. It's crazy how much he's his fucking mother.

[Joe Gorman]

Imagine. Imagine. It's like. It's like Opie's nuts. And it's like Anthony is also not. But it's like. But Opie's definitely not.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Well, Anthony's always been a version of this.

[Joe Gorman]

I think a lot of that is also just how it. Like, you know, when the cameras are rolling, you're a different person.

[Zach Amico]

You know, as someone who has hung out with him off camera, very calm, nice man.

[Joe Gorman]

He seems like it.

[Zach Amico]

I think he is. Some of it is definitely content and get like. Like content farming engagement. Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he just sees that he gets more money when people are mad.

[Joe Gorman]

It's. It's a. Make you make more money, you get more exposure.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

And that's what I mean. All that matter, like the clicks, that's every. That's all everyone's chasing. I was like, so if. Even if you're hate watching something, the.

[Zach Amico]

Clicks is what he calls African immigrants. Speaking of immigrants, the mayor is a Democrat.

[Joe Gorman]

Yikes, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Our.

[Joe Gorman]

Our.

[Zach Amico]

Our. Our. Our Muslim communist mayor.

[Joe Gorman]

Our Muslim terrorist mayor. We're in the. We're in the throes of sh. Law right now. You forgot, dude, you forgot. Where were you yesterday?

[Alex Tomaselli]

I'm in 911 oh 9 11.

[Joe Gorman]

You forgot 9 11.

[Zach Amico]

So I don't know. Has anything changed anything? What's his big. What's. What's. What do you think?

[Joe Gorman]

I got a. I got a Habib for my wife to wear now.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, good, good.

[Joe Gorman]

Now it's like. It's like, okay, I gotta. I gotta make sure my property is pristine now.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Walk three. Three paces behind you at all times.

[Joe Gorman]

Hey, baby, put this on your head. Let me show them off your beautiful eyes.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you want a divorce, you just gotta walk around her three times and throw salt.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yell divorce.

[Joe Gorman]

I get a goat in exchange for that.

[Zach Amico]

Nice.

[Joe Gorman]

It's. Well, like, it seems like share a law isn't gonna, like, negatively affect us dudes. So, like, what's the problem, baby?

[Zach Amico]

Who cares?

[Joe Gorman]

We're having a good time.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Nothing wrong with it.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, it's like, oh, I'm sure white men are going to be negatively affected. We're not. And we're gonna. We're gonna get to chill.

[Zach Amico]

We always do. Okay.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I just know to say that I like them on dates, so that's the way to.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, you want to date those women.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

But if you want to date those Upper east side ladies, you got to be like, I can't believe Cuomo lost.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. You know, I'll check their Instagram feed first.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, you got to make sure it's all about how much money they make if they have, like, multiple commas in their paycheck. They voted for Cuomo.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, you know, can we just make up another title for solo, though?

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, like, cool guy rats are. I liked. I liked his idea of releasing the feral cats into New York to take care of the rodent problem.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Joe Gorman]

I think that's a great idea. I'm 100 down with that.

[Zach Amico]

But then what do we release to get rid of the cats?

[Joe Gorman]

Dogs.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. Dogs to get the cats expand.

[Joe Gorman]

And then Asians to get rid of.

[Zach Amico]

The dogs to get rid of the dogs.

[Alex Tomaselli]

And then other Asians to get rid of other Asians.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. The Japanese people to get rid of the Chinese to bad the Chinese people.

[Joe Gorman]

And then just one little atom bomb to take care of the Japanese.

[Zach Amico]

And then a Godzilla.

[Joe Gorman]

And then a Godzilla.

[Alex Tomaselli]

A virus.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, that'll do it.

[Joe Gorman]

There we go.

[Zach Amico]

That'll do it.

[Joe Gorman]

We're really figuring out. This is, like, quite the. The round table.

[Zach Amico]

It's a real give a mouse a cookie situation.

[Joe Gorman]

If you give a Muslim a mayoral.

[Zach Amico]

If you give a Muslim. Okay. Fun stuff. All right, moving on. Astonishing moment. Supermarket fish leaps out of tank and slaps girl in the face.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, I love that.

[Zach Amico]

I like every part of this story.

[Joe Gorman]

How loud was that woman that even the fish was like this? I'm gonna take an evolutionary jump and go on land to shut this up. Oh, it's a little Asian girl, and.

[Shannon]

There isn't much of a story. It just made me laugh.

[Joe Gorman]

What's wrong, sweetheart? Not on rice enough for you? Oh, it's a little baby kind of. Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, this is for the. My cat brethren.

[Zach Amico]

It was a catfish.

[Joe Gorman]

Damn.

[Zach Amico]

It.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Looks like someone just threw it at.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, somebody. It's like. It's like when you go to the fish market in the.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, the fish mongers.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, they just fucking toss it and they're like, oh.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, geez. Got her good.

[Zach Amico]

Who's the Muppet that throws fish? Lou. Oh, crazy Lou. I want to call him Caribou Lou, but I feel like that's a rapper.

[Joe Gorman]

I don't remember.

[Alex Tomaselli]

That's a tech 9 song.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

Who's the Lou Zealand.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. Thank you. Oh, you're not familiar with.

[Joe Gorman]

I'm not familiar with that.

[Zach Amico]

Is that a newer Muppet? No.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, that guy.

[Zach Amico]

It's you. It's your son. If you two have a son. It's loose.

[Joe Gorman]

That's a muppified version of me.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's what it looked like to me. Like, he was just off camera.

[Alex Tomaselli]

If it was more on my side, it'd be pizza or spaghetti.

[Joe Gorman]

That's awesome.

[Zach Amico]

I watched a fucking A video yesterday. It was a sushi chef, I think, his big eel, and he went to chop it in half, and it was still alive and just bit him.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, sick.

[Zach Amico]

It fucking went. I think it went to take one of his fingers. It was fucking damn. And it had a cleaver in. Was a fucking resilient animal.

[Joe Gorman]

Damn, that's scary. And, like, you're just gonna eat that shit? Like, hey, this. She took a bite out of me. This sushi bites back.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Can you see if you can find. It was so Fun. I've been watching. Oh, what the fuck? I follow on Instagram now. It's like this certain type of crab, but whatever it does, it knocks limbs off of other cr. Like it just. They put it in tanks with other shit and it's undefeated. It's just Mike Tyson. It fucks up everything.

[Joe Gorman]

That's the crab you want to eat. That's the one you pick out at Red Lobster. When you're like, I want that one. I want the fucking alpha of the. Of the tank.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Do they ever throw it in the tank with one of those, like, snapper fish? The one with like, the buck teeth?

[Zach Amico]

I can't remember what they. I can't remember exactly what it does, but it fucking. It just knocks shit. It just like, it has like a snap to it.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Well, that one with the buck teeth, that fish, like, snaps through any kind of. Of crustacean. Like, it just eats them alive. And it's crazy to watch. And I. Yeah, I watch way too.

[Zach Amico]

Many animal death videos.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, that's the way to go.

[Zach Amico]

It's all I want to do.

[Joe Gorman]

As long as it's a non domesticated animal death, I'm a fan of.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Stuff that would happen in nature.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, exactly. That's what you want to do. You don't want to see, like, there's.

[Alex Tomaselli]

A lot of Florida of, like, dogs near, you know, the water and alligators.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, I can't watch. That sucks.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that would be. That would be tough.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah. Dogs and cats. It's like. That's like too much.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, even.

[Joe Gorman]

Even, like, extent. I would say horses.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Pigs.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I feel bad for pigs.

[Joe Gorman]

They squeeze higher. Intelligent animals that can be trained and learn shit. Fuck. But like, unruly animals, godless animals. Deer, tigers, bears.

[Zach Amico]

Now we are, when we say intelligent, we are confusing intelligent with ability to emote.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because octopus technically, I think, are pretty smart.

[Joe Gorman]

I like. I like it when they.

[Zach Amico]

But nobody gives a fuck about an octopus.

[Alex Tomaselli]

We eat octopus.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. That's a food.

[Joe Gorman]

They're probably going to end up being like our alien overlords in time. They're from, like, another planet or something.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. They could. They can get out of jars.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah. They can figure out they can predict the winners of the Super Bowl.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, great.

[Alex Tomaselli]

You know, when a male octopus comes, he just shuts down. That's it.

[Joe Gorman]

Same as every other.

[Alex Tomaselli]

No, but like, his entire body is just like. He floats till.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, dude.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Either something eats him or whatever. He just.

[Zach Amico]

That's a good nut. I know.

[Joe Gorman]

It's just like, I'm Good, Dude, I want some of that. Octopus, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Octopus.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, octopus.

[Zach Amico]

So would they have four vaginas since they have eight legs?

[Joe Gorman]

They have to, right?

[Zach Amico]

I'm doing vagina, the leg math here.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, the ratio of. Of holes.

[Zach Amico]

Octopus.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I think in between every one of the octopus legs, there's a pussy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, there should be. And then you can. You can. You could eat like, you play an ocarina, twirl it. Yeah, like a roulette wheel. It's like the prices. The wheel of fortune wheel. Bankrupt. And since we brought up Florida, why not? We had a little game we like to play here on the show, Florida Roulette. We're going to look at mug shots and try and guess what that person did to get arrested.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, I love that.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Shannon, is it mostly the women or did you just do anyone now?

[Zach Amico]

We do everybody now.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Okay, I remember. I like the woman.

[Zach Amico]

Good to know.

[Shannon]

Okay, here's the first one.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. Okay. All right, we've got a white woman, big bun, looks a little sad. Very sad.

[Alex Tomaselli]

It's either prostitution or.

[Zach Amico]

I think she looks too cleaned up to be.

[Alex Tomaselli]

That's what I mean.

[Joe Gorman]

I'm gonna say child endangerment.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. She looks too fresh for it to be drugs or hooker.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, like left a kid.

[Joe Gorman]

Her skin is too clear for.

[Zach Amico]

And she doesn't look drunk.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, I'm gonna go the same thing as Joe. I'm gonna say child in danger. Yeah, she looks disappointed in herself.

[Zach Amico]

I'm going shoplifting.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, okay.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Child endangerment.

[Zach Amico]

All right, Shannon.

[Shannon]

Okay, so she is a substitute teacher.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, no.

[Shannon]

Who allegedly video chatted underage student while naked in the shower to arrange sex.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, yeah. Dude, looks like I'm going back to school.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, so she got arrested for being the coolest.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, she's low. I'm not gonna lie.

[Joe Gorman]

You're under arrest for giving this kid a boner.

[Alex Tomaselli]

She's all right.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but if you're. You're 13. Yeah. If you're walking hard on.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I've just seen holidays.

[Joe Gorman]

Just like as a teenager, just seeing any kind of naked lady is like a. But whoa.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I just mean, like, who. The women who have been arrested for this. I've just seen just some smoke shows.

[Zach Amico]

But there's some rough ones too. I guarantee you they just don't make the.

[Joe Gorman]

They don't go viral.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

They don't go viral the way these honeys do.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, there's probably some, like, real fucking pergolas they get caught or.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Or the kids just doesn't tell anybody. Yeah, the kids, like, let's keep this between us.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, let's. We got a good thing here.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, let's not. Let's not it up with a title.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah. Let's keep this going until I get into college and get some, like, legit.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, let's see the next one, Shannon.

[Joe Gorman]

Here we go. Oh, nice. Look at that. Two different eyes. She's got David Bowie eyes. That's sick. All right, well, she's black, so I'm gonna say first degree murder.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Drugs?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. You think drugs?

[Alex Tomaselli]

Not doing them.

[Joe Gorman]

I would say maybe selling. Selling fentanyl laced cocaine that caused a death.

[Alex Tomaselli]

She had something up her sniz. She's body packing.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, yeah. Drug mule.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yes.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Now, is she missing a contact?

[Joe Gorman]

No, I think. I think she's blind in one eye, maybe. Is that what happened? David Bowie got like, slashed in the eye or something.

[Alex Tomaselli]

She's like. She's. She's black, but she's.

[Joe Gorman]

She's like.

[Alex Tomaselli]

So that's the half white eye and the black eye.

[Joe Gorman]

She's like, two face.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Two race.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, Two race. And it's like the white person's like, pay for the food. She's like, steal that. They can't. They can't flip a coin because they don't have the money for it.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. The dreads. Drugs.

[Zach Amico]

She flips an EBT card.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Where's my snap, Batman? The eye is really throwing me off. I feel like it could be drugs. And I want to say possession with intent to distribute.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

A felony. A felony amount of drugs.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Hotter than the last girl. Let's point it out.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, look at. But look at her. Like, there's zero remorse in that face.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. That's a stone cold killer.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah. She doesn't give a. Maybe it's even murder, too. It could be anything.

[Alex Tomaselli]

You'd me, right?

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, she's the one with the strap on, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I'm going. I'm going. Possession with intent to distribute. Okay, gentlemen.

[Shannon]

Yes.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, I would say possession, Shannon.

[Shannon]

It is actually aggravated assault. Aggravated stalking.

[Joe Gorman]

Hey, baby. Why are you stalking him? You can stalk me any day of the week.

[Zach Amico]

What does a girl have to do? I guess it could. It doesn't have to be a guy. It could be that she was just driving a lady nuts.

[Joe Gorman]

Right. I. I think it's like. I don't think she. I don't think the guy was the one that followed. I think the guy's girlfriend was like, you got. You can't keep. Keep talking to this.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, this is.

[Joe Gorman]

This is stalking. She's like, you up? And she's like, this is stalking.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Is that Cyclopsia again? Shut up. All right, Shannon, next.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, look at this. Rape shorting. Shorting the change. Given back at a 7 11. It could be anything. Yeah. Invalid tech support. Yeah, this keeps going on in a public hall or something like that.

[Zach Amico]

Joe, come on, please. Taking too long to check me in at a hotel. Bad hotel.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Aggressively typing Baby Gerald to every woman he knows.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. Demanding Bob and Vahin leaving comments on AI pictures.

[Joe Gorman]

Beautiful baby girl.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, let me.

[Joe Gorman]

But look how dressed up he is.

[Zach Amico]

Very dressed up. And he looks almost like he's gonna.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Laugh riding his motorbike on the subway.

[Joe Gorman]

One last one. One so.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, I'm a sidewalk. God damn it.

[Joe Gorman]

We'll get that in post. Don't worry about it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, we'll fix it. We'll fix it. He does look like he's going to laugh.

[Alex Tomaselli]

His eyebrows rule.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Looks like an anime villain, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Lowlevel, you know?

[Zach Amico]

Ah, part of me wants to say cocaine on this one.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, he wiped his nose on his right shoulder.

[Joe Gorman]

I'm going to say like some kind of embezzlement.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. Yeah, embezzlement. I. I want to see his hands before I decide. I want to see if he's got a coke nail.

[Joe Gorman]

You'll have poisoned the hook.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, possession. I want to do possession.

[Joe Gorman]

Aggro. Aggravated snake charming.

[Shannon]

Shannon, it is aggravated battery with great bodily harm.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, baby girl, I can't believe you hit me so hard.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, God. I want to know that story so bad.

[Alex Tomaselli]

He was defending the Temple of Doom from Indiana Jones.

[Joe Gorman]

What the.

[Zach Amico]

In Orlando. Yeah, Aggravated battery. Great bodily harm. I thought mine 20 years old. This ninja looked like he pushing 40.

[Joe Gorman]

He is for. For context, I am 41 years.

[Zach Amico]

No, he's selling 40s.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, paper bags.

[Zach Amico]

All right, Chad, we got one more.

[Shannon]

Yes, I have two more.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, great.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, boy.

[Shannon]

Just give me one.

[Zach Amico]

Take your time.

[Joe Gorman]

I'm nervous.

[Shannon]

Okay. This is maybe my favorite one. Okay, good.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, I hate.

[Joe Gorman]

I don't know why this is Shannon's favorite.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, being a white Lewis.

[Joe Gorman]

Look at that thick neck. Oh, man, this guy. It's. It's 100 rape. Look at that mustache. Anyone with a mustache is a rapist.

[Zach Amico]

That's actually what his T shirt Sundays. It says 100% rape, but it's like those, like, the girl shirts that are like 10% sugar, 100% rape. And then it's just a monster truck drinking a beer. The monster truck has arms. Yeah. And it's Chugging a beer.

[Joe Gorman]

Come and take it. You want my fentanyl? Come and take.

[Zach Amico]

So part of me says if we.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Win this basketball game, you take your black asses out of here.

[Zach Amico]

Oh. Oh.

[Joe Gorman]

He.

[Zach Amico]

He was arrested for standing over the dinner table and yelling. You see this? This means not welcome.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I'll chop your nose off.

[Joe Gorman]

Intense basketball playing.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, man.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Curb stomping.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

That's got to be murder. It's got to be murder. It's got to be. Look at that neck tattoo. That's. He's a murderer.

[Zach Amico]

Part of me says he could be a drug dealer.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I'm going hate crime. Just, you know, just. Cuz. Yeah, just because, like, I. It's not a hate crime, but I know it. You know, it just. He looks like a neo Nazi. He doesn't have the tattoo, but it's.

[Joe Gorman]

He just. He has alopecia, but we're like, look at this Nazi.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. It's assault of something with a hate crime undertone.

[Zach Amico]

Head shaped like a beam.

[Joe Gorman]

I know. It's such a big head.

[Zach Amico]

I want to go. I want to go. Drug dealing, you guys. Murder.

[Joe Gorman]

I'm going to say battery.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, Shannon's attracted to him, so I'm assuming it's domestic violence.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, it's some kind of degree rape. Rape of a horse.

[Zach Amico]

They means nay. Yeah. All right, Chad, tell us.

[Shannon]

It is a possession sale or of a delivery skimming device.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

What?

[Shannon]

So it's. So it's basically like if. If you're, like, swiping the information off of people's credit cards, like, in public areas and stuff like that. I Actually, if you click away for a second, I think I have more information on this one.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

No wonder Shannon. He could buy her all kinds of wonderful things.

[Shannon]

Here. So you could share this. He has a billion charges, and it's a whole bunch of, like, credit card fraud, forgery.

[Alex Tomaselli]

A lot of these got thrown out.

[Joe Gorman]

Look at this.

[Shannon]

Skimming devices.

[Alex Tomaselli]

They can't actually charge him with all this.

[Zach Amico]

I like that you said that so confidently.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Like legal. Like, legally speaking, as a lawyer, I.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Can say as someone who has been arrested and had a lot of charges against them for selling weed.

[Zach Amico]

They.

[Alex Tomaselli]

It all got knocked down to, I think, two things.

[Joe Gorman]

Misdemeanor. Yeah. Decent exposure.

[Shannon]

Still scrolling.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. This is nuts.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Thank you. Oh, and it said something with. Oh, is it something with kids?

[Shannon]

No, it's all. It's all this credit card.

[Joe Gorman]

No, he's a good guy, Sally.

[Shannon]

Come on. Fine.

[Alex Tomaselli]

No, no, it's. Yes, it's all the.

[Joe Gorman]

Don't speak ill about the ic.

[Alex Tomaselli]

ICS Thing.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, Miguel.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I didn't see that before.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Another light skin treachery.

[Zach Amico]

Well, well, well.

[Joe Gorman]

Some.

[Zach Amico]

Somebody passes.

[Joe Gorman]

Well, well, well.

[Zach Amico]

Somebody's gonna get. Somebody gets to pick their table at prison.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, he won the genetic lottery, but he can't. You can't beat genetics, baby.

[Zach Amico]

Well, you can take the Mexican. You can take them.

[Joe Gorman]

You can take the melatonin out of the Mexican.

[Zach Amico]

All right, let's do the last one. Shannon.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, Jesus Christ.

[Joe Gorman]

I think Holding Gotham for ransom.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. Voting too hard for Mandami.

[Zach Amico]

Blowing the light at cake shop at a tiny cupboard. Bringing her dog to all her shows with her. Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yelling it's ma' am at everyone who misgenders her. Whatever.

[Joe Gorman]

That'S gotta be like.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, there's a. This is a. This is an angry. I'm gonna. Part of me really wants to say this lady punched an ice agent.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, God. Yeah, right, like that one. Like that. She's shooting Charlie Kirk for the murder of Charlie Kirk. We're arresting they. Them.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. Drunken disorderly.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, Screaming into her phone. Screaming on tick tock about sexual assault.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Teaming up with the Joker.

[Zach Amico]

Honestly, I want to say disturbing the peace and it's some type of protest thing, but it could be drugs, it could be alcohol.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, scary, scary.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Throwing pies at people.

[Zach Amico]

What do you guys say?

[Alex Tomaselli]

I'm going drunken disorderly. Something.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon. Great choice of this world, by the way.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Lipstick smear.

[Zach Amico]

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[Shannon]

Okay. This one is a false report of bomb arson to state property.

[Joe Gorman]

People of Gotham don't want this bomb to go off. I need seven.

[Zach Amico]

Is she walking away from a building in a nurse outfit? And it didn't explode.

[Joe Gorman]

I'm going to blow up this school. Unless Batman reveals his true identity to everyone.

[Zach Amico]

Unless these bathrooms become gender.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Unless they allow people.

[Joe Gorman]

My father was a they and a them.

[Shannon]

I actually do have one.

[Zach Amico]

Want to know how I got these scars? You're not allowed to ask. Go ahead.

[Shannon]

I found one more. This isn't necessarily a Florida one. I found this from a news article.

[Zach Amico]

Fine with it.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, Lord.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Cloning Ms. Pat.

[Joe Gorman]

She's. Yeah, she was arrested for being a whole lot of woman.

[Zach Amico]

Oh.

[Joe Gorman]

Unauthorized Aunt Jemima impersonation.

[Zach Amico]

Distribution of pine salt. Oh, man.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

See, is that a black. Is that a swollen eye?

[Joe Gorman]

She killed someone, you think? She killed her husband, you think? Yeah, yeah, that's what I think. And she's. She don't give a. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, she's smiling.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like that's a bruised eye. I feel like that is a got.

[Joe Gorman]

Punched in the face eye and then, like, retaliated.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go kill the man with her shoe.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah. Unlawful murder of a white person.

[Zach Amico]

That could be Mace. I'm gonna. I'm gonna go with. I'm gonna go with battery. Yeah, boys.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

I'm standing by.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Murder caused a ruckus in a McDonald's.

[Zach Amico]

Hit and run ruckus in a McDonald's. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Chatted.

[Shannon]

So, Alex, you said it under your breath, but you are so close. You can share this. She attacked her boyfriend and cut his testicles.

[Joe Gorman]

Damn.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I mean, you gotta read this article.

[Shannon]

So she kicked in the door to her boyfriend's home. She's 45 years old at Wal.

[Zach Amico]

Did she ask, can I smell your dick?

[Joe Gorman]

Why are you coming home? At Fall in the moan and cop.

[Shannon]

Said she cut her boyfriend so badly that one of his nuts was fully exposed.

[Zach Amico]

Whoa.

[Joe Gorman]

That is a huge fear.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Smiling. Which means she's like. She's justified in her mind.

[Joe Gorman]

Damn. That would fucking suck, dog.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, inside out sack.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, no.

[Shannon]

So her charge is felonious assault.

[Zach Amico]

Felonious.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Just one.

[Zach Amico]

Felonious is also her uncle.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Girl, what you do the felonious. That's his one, her one phone call. Call my Uncle Felonious.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, this done chopped another man's nuts off.

[Shannon]

And by the way, they don't have her in custody. This is a mug shot from a previous arrest. I'm not sure what it is, but she is a. They don't have her in custody.

[Joe Gorman]

She's that larger.

[Zach Amico]

Sorry, you got me on that one. That was great. That was really good. She. She's considered armed and loud.

[Joe Gorman]

Check every movie theater within a five mile radius.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, she's eating lamb on the run.

[Zach Amico]

She's currently screaming into. She's on FaceTime in line of the Duane Reade anywhere in the country right now. Okay, thank you, Shannon. Great, great choices. All right, let's do some good news.

[Joe Gorman]

All right.

[Zach Amico]

Dead cop. Andre cop. Yes. Fired for having sex in front of his kids and sharing the videos. Found dead in park of suicide.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, that's actually sad.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Read that again.

[Zach Amico]

Break it down.

[Joe Gorman]

Did your dad ever have sex in front of you? Teach you about the birds and the bees? Now watch carefully. Keep your eyes open.

[Alex Tomaselli]

This is how you make her calm.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, I'm done. Yeah. All right, never mind, Shannon.

[Shannon]

Okay, so this cop, and this is his picture if you want to see what he looks like.

[Joe Gorman]

He's cute. Nope.

[Shannon]

He's 40 years old. And him and his wife were both actually arrested for having sex in front of their children and then sharing the videos in a private chat. But the wife claims legal. The wife claims.

[Joe Gorman]

I gotta go real quick. I gotta check something.

[Shannon]

The wife claims she wasn't aware that this was happening. So unsure of how that's gonna play out. But with on his side, in addition to that, he also was in possession of around a thousand images of child sexual abuse.

[Joe Gorman]

She gotta lead with that. I think you buried the lead on.

[Shannon]

The distributing images of child sexual abuse and possessing images of child sexual abuse with intent to distribute.

[Zach Amico]

So were the kids in the room so he could stay hard?

[Joe Gorman]

Probably.

[Shannon]

I. I think it was part like he was sharing them and people wanted to see the videos with kids in them.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Scared dude.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. And I would assume shot himself in a park.

[Shannon]

Yes. And this is him and his wife. You want to see what the wife looks like?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, no. Let's pull up some of those videos. Just.

[Zach Amico]

That is the most Facebook ass.

[Joe Gorman]

That is a. That's like one of those, like shared, like when the. When the guy cheats. So they have to have a shared Facebook profile and that's the picture that they use.

[Alex Tomaselli]

My wife and I saw you from across the bar and do you want to watch us kids?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. My wife and I saw you from a. Across the playland.

[Joe Gorman]

You know, she's a freak. Look at that shit. Like the Plain Jane looking women, they're. They do the weird of.

[Zach Amico]

No, this. This is a. This is a. This is diabolical. Diabolical, man.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, her in the ass right in front of her children, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Jesus. You added the ass part.

[Joe Gorman]

Really?

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. You.

[Zach Amico]

That's all you. That's your fantasy.

[Joe Gorman]

Anyway, what else is in the news?

[Alex Tomaselli]

Jesus Christ.

[Zach Amico]

It's that much fun.

[Alex Tomaselli]

This is what the podcast is like, by the way. I'll tell him a story and it'll just be like, oh, you her in the ad.

[Zach Amico]

Like, I didn't.

[Alex Tomaselli]

You added that.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

It would be funny though, if you had your kids there and then like you're come on your wife's face. But then they do the thing like the Tik Tok trend where it's like, I'm just a kid, like, transfer wondering.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Why, how I got you there on my own.

[Joe Gorman]

Yep, that's me. Probably wondering how I got here.

[Zach Amico]

How I got here on my mother's face. Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

Freeze frame. Zoom in.

[Zach Amico]

Again.

[Joe Gorman]

It plays the Wonder Years theme song as the.

[Zach Amico]

What would you do? I sang out of tune. Put your mother in the living room. Man me a sock to wipe off your mouth. Okay. Well, what a monster. I'm glad he's dead.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, good riddance, dude. One cop down, a billion more to go.

[Zach Amico]

All right, let's keep it positive. Florida boyfriend who killed pregnant teen for refusing abortion faces death penalty.

[Joe Gorman]

Why?

[Alex Tomaselli]

Come on.

[Joe Gorman]

She refused the abortion. That's such a move.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I know somebody that would have adopted that kid.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, Charlie Kirk.

[Zach Amico]

The last guy. He would have been. He would have been happy.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

One more for that to the roster.

[Joe Gorman]

I think it. I think it feels better if it's your own organic kid though, to have sex with in front of.

[Zach Amico]

Like no GMOs.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, exactly.

[Zach Amico]

No MSG.

[Joe Gorman]

It's from my. It's from my own blood. It's from my blood. Blood of my blood. Isn't that what they say?

[Zach Amico]

No, no, it's not what anybody says, Joe. Well, Shannon, tell us about it.

[Shannon]

Okay, so this guy, 23 years old, and they found text messages between him and his 18 year old girlfriend.

[Zach Amico]

Great.

[Shannon]

She texted him showing pictures of two positive pregnancy test, which he texted back. Abortion, Exclamation, exclamation, Abort.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Just one exclamation point three, three, exclamation. Yes. He meant it.

[Joe Gorman]

Then he meant it.

[Shannon]

He then, quote, erupted and felt angry and pressured because he was living with another woman who suspected him of cheating at the time.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, that sucks.

[Zach Amico]

And so based on what?

[Alex Tomaselli]

No. Always got to blow up a dude's spot.

[Joe Gorman]

18 is way too young to raise a kid. Kid. That's way too young.

[Shannon]

So she was found shot dead in her car alongside an ultrasound image of the baby.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, how symbolic.

[Shannon]

This is the girl, if you want to see the girl.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, well, who could blame the guy?

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. Oh, can you zoom in on her feet, Shannon? Sort of kidding, but.

[Joe Gorman]

No, you're not.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, no, she's super hot. Shadow went right to the tits, too.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Not bad, not bad, not bad.

[Joe Gorman]

Perfect.

[Zach Amico]

Is that the car?

[Shannon]

I don't know.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, I was just trying to get the image mask. Yeah, what a dumb bit. Hey, pandemic's over. Grow up.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, well, well, one less angel. I think two less angels, maybe.

[Joe Gorman]

Dude, I don't think babies have a soul, though.

[Shannon]

This is the guy.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Usual suspects.

[Zach Amico]

That's a bad hairline.

[Joe Gorman]

That's an off. Yeah, dude, you gotta.

[Zach Amico]

You gotta.

[Joe Gorman]

You gotta get the back out. Yeah, dude, just shave at that point. He probably has, like a. He probably looked like that guy with the neck tattoo if he shaved his head.

[Zach Amico]

Mm. Now you think that's like a. He's been in prison and it grew out. It would be better kept.

[Alex Tomaselli]

No, no, I think that's an environmental thing.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

He's gonna go like, what is it? Larry from the Three Stooges style? Like, you know, you're bald on top of. You have it long and scraggly on the sides.

[Zach Amico]

Well, you know, she could have just gotten it taken care of.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, she should have stuck with her own.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah. Who the wants to have a baby at 18? This isn't like olden days where it's like the average lifespan is like 35. So you have to have a kid. It's like.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, have an autistic kid in your 30s. It's not a big deal.

[Zach Amico]

Wait till you're in your late 30s and, you know. Yeah, I have a kid that screams every time the microwave's on.

[Joe Gorman]

Exactly. Freeze your eggs. Get some of that.

[Zach Amico]

Get.

[Joe Gorman]

Freeze your eggs at 18.

[Zach Amico]

Freeze the good ones.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, the good ones at 8. That should be mandatory. Let's do that. Mandatory.

[Alex Tomaselli]

And then they could stop bitching all the time.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But, you know, I mean, you can always tell when somebody's old.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Come.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, they're just.

[Zach Amico]

They're like elderly young people.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, that's so true.

[Joe Gorman]

They work different. Like, it was like the sperm's all aged out. The egg is like. You know, eggs have diminishing returns.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

Like, women have a finite amount of eggs.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I could think. Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

And I feel like men can bang out sperm.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

In a heartbeat. But women. It's like a limited. Limited numbers.

[Zach Amico]

You could always. I mean, I feel like there's people that work here. You can tell we're real close. Real. They were the last one of those last few eggs. There's some cracks in that egg.

[Joe Gorman]

Hey, check the vaginal canal. You got any eggs left in there? A couple.

[Zach Amico]

His eyes aren't gonna work.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Do all the eyes work on his egg?

[Zach Amico]

Natalie is completely normal and fine, but she does seem like. Had her mom drank, like, one weekend of her pregnancy, she would talk about horses a lot.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Well, she's not in binary. She's mentally ill. Yeah. We love you, Natalie.

[Shannon]

We love you.

[Alex Tomaselli]

We really do.

[Zach Amico]

But doesn't she seem like she would have a lot of horse facts if she was just a little. Just a little more like. She's not anything, but I feel like she's just touching the line, like. Yeah, she's not. Like, she's not. Not touching the line.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, she's. She could make a free throw to. She's very sweet and funny.

[Joe Gorman]

We love Natalie.

[Zach Amico]

We really do. All right. Keeping it moving. Disgraced New York state trooper demanded to be treated at hospital where nurse X works after faking being shot. Ooh, Shannon.

[Shannon]

Okay, so this guy, Thomas Mashia Masia, he was not over an ex girlfriend, obviously a nurse that worked in a nearby hospital. So while he was working, he, like, turned. His body camera was not on. He got out of his car, shot himself in the foot, and then blamed it. He was like.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh.

[Shannon]

It was like.

[Zach Amico]

Wait, did he.

[Shannon]

He did.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Dude, you won't believe this. Two black guys shot me in the foot. Believe that.

[Shannon]

So.

[Zach Amico]

And then when did he turn the gun sideways first?

[Joe Gorman]

Wait a minute.

[Shannon]

When the hot. When the EMTs came and got him, he demanded that they bring him to the hospital. That he knew his ex girlfriend would be on duty at the time, and. Yeah, but when they were putting all the pieces together of the story that he told and then the GPS information on his car, yada yada, they realized that he had just done this to himself.

[Joe Gorman]

Hilarious. What an act of love. Yeah.

[Shannon]

This is him.

[Joe Gorman]

If you want to see him, let him go.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Can we stop hiring criminals?

[Zach Amico]

What is it?

[Joe Gorman]

Like that police officers. The recurring theme of this pod is bald equals evil.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He couldn't look more like a guy who would shoot himself in the foot and blame it on a black person.

[Joe Gorman]

So funny.

[Zach Amico]

He couldn't look more racist.

[Alex Tomaselli]

He wouldn't even look the black reporter in the face.

[Zach Amico]

Was it you?

[Joe Gorman]

I'll only answer to Peter Jennings.

[Zach Amico]

Now my question. How do you get shot in the foot? In an altercation, I would be, like.

[Joe Gorman]

Karate kicking the guy. And then, like, they shoot and it goes through my foot that way.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Joe Gorman]

But, like, I'm, like, fully extended because.

[Zach Amico]

It feels like he should have went arm. Yeah. But I would have believed it.

[Joe Gorman]

It's like.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but your foot's all bone, dude.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, the gun goes off, I guess. But it's such an odd angle for it to hit your foot. It would be. Yeah, exactly. Of course they're not gonna believe it.

[Joe Gorman]

I would shoot off to the wall and have it ricochet and hit me.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Back like wanted to.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah. I'd curve the bullet like, what did.

[Zach Amico]

I'm trying to. Where would you. Okay, so you gotta take a shot. You gotta pick a place to get shot.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, right. Fucking in the head so I can get out of this life. Dude, please.

[Zach Amico]

I'm thinking.

[Joe Gorman]

Bicep shoulder should, like, maybe, like, off the. Like. Because, like, there's, like, some meat there. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You know, so like, where Randy got shot and scream.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

Like that kind of maybe. Or gosh. What. What other? Like, there's a bunch of movies where it's like, oh, God, I'm shot and it's like, oh, it just gets crazy.

[Zach Amico]

What about cast?

[Alex Tomaselli]

That's movies, though.

[Joe Gorman]

I don't know. That would really hurt, though.

[Alex Tomaselli]

The ephemeral artery.

[Joe Gorman]

No, that's like your thigh.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's your thigh.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

How big of a bullet? That's what I always think about.

[Joe Gorman]

Is it blowing like a BB gun?

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, it's like a.38. Yeah, I guess. This here probably shoulder break my collarbone again.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. Because you want that moment where you're like.

[Joe Gorman]

You want. Okay, maybe in the ass.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, ass.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah. Shoot me in the ass, then.

[Zach Amico]

You can't sit down.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

No, you get like one of those sick little donuts.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, I hear that.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Up your dick too.

[Joe Gorman]

No, it does.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, because of the nerves.

[Joe Gorman]

It goes into your ass and out your dick.

[Zach Amico]

That's a good shot.

[Joe Gorman]

Exit through the pee hole.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Could be wrong.

[Zach Amico]

Like, right.

[Joe Gorman]

It goes in your pull it up travels.

[Zach Amico]

Can you look up this? Getting shot in the ass?

[Alex Tomaselli]

Anything in that waist area is bad. Dude, you shouldn't. You shouldn't with it Dude.

[Joe Gorman]

Well, like, up here is, like, your head.

[Alex Tomaselli]

You.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, wow. Yes. A gunshot wound to the buttock.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I know.

[Zach Amico]

Can potentially affect penile function, including causing erectile dysfunction or urinary problem.

[Joe Gorman]

I was shot in the ass.

[Zach Amico]

This happens due to proximity of critical nerves and blood vessels in the pelvic region that are essential for both urinary and sexual function.

[Joe Gorman]

Sorry, babe. I was shot in the ass. I don't know. It's not you. It's the. It's the gunman.

[Zach Amico]

Sorry, baby, I can't. You. I took a shot in the ass.

[Joe Gorman]

Old.

[Zach Amico]

Old battle wound, man, that. They never got into that part of Everybody Loves Raymond. When Robert got shot.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, my God. Well, he got gored by a bull.

[Zach Amico]

When he got gored by the bull. Yeah, in the upper. The upper thigh area.

[Joe Gorman]

I see you're enjoying peacock as well.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, babe. It's not you. It's my ass.

[Zach Amico]

It's not you. It's that time I got shot in the ass. Shady, can you. Do we have any videos of people getting shot in the butt? It has to happen.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, there's so much in pop culture.

[Zach Amico]

Dude. I saw a video yesterday of a girl with a fresh bbl and she was being, like, a goof and jumping on the bed and she fucking popped it.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, gosh.

[Zach Amico]

And she just had one big cheek and one no cheek. Oh, Christ. Shannon, look that up too when you have a second.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Me, dude, so.

[Zach Amico]

Oh.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Just imagine what the inside is like. You know what I mean? If it pops. Yeah, it's all right.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. You're.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, you have to have, like, sepsis or something. You have to get it treated immediately, I'd imagine.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, you gotta. Well, a lot of wrestling chicks pop their tits.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, that would be bad.

[Zach Amico]

The imp. A lot of them pop their implants back up. Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

In Crank 2, the girl gets shot through the tits and then squirt out.

[Joe Gorman]

Sick, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

Tits are so cool.

[Zach Amico]

I'm a big fan. I'm a real big fan.

[Joe Gorman]

Rules, dude. That rule BBL and breast implant should be covered under all health insurance because we're horny.

[Zach Amico]

Why did you become Richard?

[Joe Gorman]

I wanna some ass and titties rip.

[Zach Amico]

Dick Cheney. Shannon, did you find anything? Shot in the butt or BBL being popped?

[Shannon]

All they keep finding for the BBL is this one lady who keeps saying that her BBL ended up too big.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, sure, let's pull it up.

[Alex Tomaselli]

See, they always. Dude, they always find something to bitch.

[Joe Gorman]

I like how they blurred the cleavage.

[Zach Amico]

I expected. Or I even asked For.

[Joe Gorman]

Look at that.

[Zach Amico]

Come on. My doctor is like, well, you know, we had to add more fat to your butt to route out your head, kids. So that booty. Why are her tits blurry?

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, too hot for tv.

[Zach Amico]

You can see judgment on a person's face. Or this is.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Was this filmed in Japan or something?

[Shannon]

So you can take a picture of you.

[Zach Amico]

Sorry, I just do a little wiggle now.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I want to see your hair just so.

[Joe Gorman]

That's awesome.

[Zach Amico]

They look nice. It doesn't make me feel put down or what was me. It just makes me feel like. Why are you playing?

[Alex Tomaselli]

This is distracting me from the ass. I'm sorry. I really.

[Zach Amico]

That got me pretty hot.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, I'm.

[Zach Amico]

I'm bricked up.

[Joe Gorman]

There we go.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, that's a whole lot of woman.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Want to see more?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's a whole lot of woman.

[Joe Gorman]

It's awakening something in you, huh? Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Your desperate love, your. Your need for an African queen.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, it'd be nice.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, it's a Nubian princess to round out your life one day.

[Joe Gorman]

You know, once. They say once you go black, you never tell anyone about that experience again. Out of shame and disgust.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I won't tell my dad.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, I broke the color. I think I was the first person to break the color barrier in my. Oh, no, wait second.

[Joe Gorman]

Nice.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I have just. Not black. It's. It's making me.

[Zach Amico]

I gotta.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I gotta.

[Zach Amico]

It's me and I gotta. I got. I got a cousin who she. She has strict parents, and she told, uh. She told her grandmother she was gonna marry, but not my grandmother, but her grandmother on her other side, that she was gonna marry a black guy. And her grandma said, I rather die than go to the wedding. And then she died the week of the wedding.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, that's awesome. Damn. Well, honest, Grandma. Yeah, I mean, she's got that going. She called it.

[Zach Amico]

Yep. She called it Buzzer Beater. I'd rather die.

[Joe Gorman]

It's like.

[Zach Amico]

All right. Buzzer Beater would be a great name for another. For African immigrants because they're always swatting and flying.

[Shannon]

I found it.

[Zach Amico]

Buzzer Beaters.

[Shannon]

I found another video also. Still not what you're looking for, but it's a. A woman's weird butt implants twerking at a carnival festival.

[Joe Gorman]

Yes, please.

[Zach Amico]

I had every part of that.

[Joe Gorman]

What's the problem with that? Holy moly.

[Shannon]

Oh, look at the line here.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, look at that.

[Joe Gorman]

That's like carnival.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, that's weird.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It looks. Looks fresh. Did she just get it?

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, right out of the Right out of the surgery onto the dance floor.

[Alex Tomaselli]

It looks like there's just a thin layer of skin separating it.

[Zach Amico]

The shoes?

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That is an I'm shaking my ass outfit if there ever was one.

[Alex Tomaselli]

They look like Spanx.

[Zach Amico]

That's. Yeah, that's weird. Do you remember the girl whose ass implant was loose and she could like spin it? No.

[Alex Tomaselli]

No, Zach.

[Zach Amico]

There was a girl who had big fake ass cheeks, but it was like, like done bad. And she could spin it so there would be a flat side and a round side and she could spin it in her butt. Shannon, you remember that, right?

[Shannon]

Yes. I think I can find it.

[Zach Amico]

Have you. I don't think I've ever felt a fake butt.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I don't think so either.

[Joe Gorman]

No.

[Zach Amico]

I played with fake tits. I've never played with a fake butt.

[Joe Gorman]

I'm all organic, baby.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, I don't think I've played with fake tits either.

[Zach Amico]

They're pretty cool.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah. At least this.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Joe Gorman]

No.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I mean, yes. But I've never played seen this thing.

[Joe Gorman]

And Lauren brought it.

[Alex Tomaselli]

What the look and remind ourselves why I don't like to do butt implants. Oh God. She can flip it over.

[Joe Gorman]

That's cool.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Well, no, it's not.

[Joe Gorman]

I mean that's handy if like you're like, you know, you're trying to get through a small place. Like let me go into. Let me go into compact mode.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, like, like she's trying to get between lasers.

[Joe Gorman]

Like let me reverse my ass implants.

[Alex Tomaselli]

There's just like, like a cavernous piece of like skin. Flesh. Oh God. That's just being sloshed around.

[Zach Amico]

Jorge, have you ever played with fake boobies or fake butt? Yeah, I've had the opportunity to mess with both.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, Jorge.

[Zach Amico]

Thoughts, Thoughts.

[Joe Gorman]

Fake butts.

[Zach Amico]

I'm not a fan if they.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Cuz you could like you could feel.

[Joe Gorman]

What'S in there as opposed to like.

[Alex Tomaselli]

It just being naturally like grabbable or anything.

[Zach Amico]

Like you feel like you can't put.

[Joe Gorman]

Too much pressure on it.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Joe Gorman]

Delicate.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Do you prefer implant ass or bad girl ass? Bad girl ass. Okay, Good to know.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, do those implant videos just you up because you're afraid?

[Shannon]

I mean I. I'm doing pretty good so far. Like they're holding in for the past past 23 years. So they haven't flipped or anything. They're okay.

[Joe Gorman]

Awesome.

[Zach Amico]

They're more than okay. They're beautiful, Shannon.

[Shannon]

Thank you.

[Joe Gorman]

Zach, go ahead and show them off for the camera.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Something for the boys.

[Shannon]

Zach's had close up view of them.

[Joe Gorman]

Whoa.

[Shannon]

At Skank fest last year.

[Joe Gorman]

That's awesome. Wow. All the more reason to go to Skankfest New Orleans.

[Zach Amico]

I can't. I still. That was. That was a highlight of my. The highlight of my year. Just a little look at that. Good times between good friends.

[Joe Gorman]

Awesome.

[Zach Amico]

All right, we'll finish up. Oh. Rapper Young Bleed dead at 51 following brain aneurysm.

[Joe Gorman]

Whoa. That is the most un. Gangster way for a rapper to die.

[Zach Amico]

His name was Young Bleed named his death. Yeah, that's a pretty.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Called it. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I do not know who that is, nor. Yeah, I. I cannot say. I'm particularly schooled on the hip hop scene.

[Alex Tomaselli]

You're not with it.

[Zach Amico]

No. Can you still be young at 51 though? Shouldn't they have to change their name from Young at a certain point?

[Joe Gorman]

Like, what was it? Little Bow Wow just goes by Bow Wow.

[Zach Amico]

Exactly.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Young Jesus.

[Zach Amico]

Shouldn't he just be Bleed?

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah, just bleed.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Lil Wayne's still Lil Wayne, though. Yeah, that's true.

[Joe Gorman]

He's nice. And Svet.

[Zach Amico]

I just had something I was gonna say and I goddamn can't. God damn it.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, you need more body brain coffee, my brother.

[Shannon]

He's making him suck his own dick.

[Zach Amico]

I do. I really do. I'm fucking. Oh, I want to. Before we get out of here, I want to shout out the health center in Denver. It is a dispensary, not a hospital dispensary. The health center. Absolutely fucking awesome. Hooked me up when I was out over there on tour with a ton, ton, ton, ton of treats. And I want to say thank you. Shout out Renee, my boy. Very good stuff. So much, so much edibles that one of the people in charge of the wrestling company told me, don't ever take that amount of drugs out in the locker room ever again. It is a very bad look. And I went, okay, thanks, Vampiro. No, he was being very, very kind. He took me aside and said it to be very. With kindness and wisdom and that I was being foolish. And I took it to great heart. Very, very kind man. Pretty cool. Pretty cool to work for Vampiro too. I know you guys aren't wrestling guys.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, but Vampiro is a kickass name, dude.

[Zach Amico]

He's awesome. He was a. He. He was like a heartthrob in Mexico. And he also. He used to come out with the misfits in wcw.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, yeah. That's awesome. That's cool.

[Zach Amico]

He's cool as. That's awesome, dude. He. These old school guys are such pros. Like, yeah, he shows up. We have 10am call times. He's in the. Like, he wears, like, makeup. He's in the. In the car already.

[Joe Gorman]

Damn.

[Zach Amico]

I cannot wrap my fucking head around how little these guys. Yeah.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, shit.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Sting.

[Joe Gorman]

Fuck.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he had. Yeah, he did. He had a Human Torch match with Sting.

[Joe Gorman]

Whoa.

[Zach Amico]

Where the loser got set on fire. Oh, man. We have the coolest. All right, we got anything else here, Shad? Am I missing anything? Oh, this? What's this? Suzanne Somers think, Shannon.

[Joe Gorman]

She died.

[Zach Amico]

I know she died. Her husband, Alan Hamill, reveals her AI clone two years after death. Is this someone we really need a clone of?

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, if it's Step By Step Suzanne Summers, absolutely. That fucking MILF mom. That was like. I couldn't comprehend how fucking hot she was in Step By Step.

[Zach Amico]

All right, Shannon, show us.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, I'm not familiar with Suzanne.

[Joe Gorman]

Suzanne Summers. Step by Step. Oh, my Lord.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Step by Step.

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, hell, yes.

[Alex Tomaselli]

The name Alan Hamill mean anything to you?

[Zach Amico]

Of course I do.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Alan Hamill is my husband of 55 wonderful years.

[Joe Gorman]

He's my partner in everything from life to love.

[Alex Tomaselli]

And we shared so many beautiful memories together.

[Joe Gorman]

Do you have a favorite memory of us?

[Zach Amico]

What's your favorite memory that we share?

[Joe Gorman]

Oh, there are so many.

[Alex Tomaselli]

One of my favorites is when Alan and I were filming a cooking segment together a long time ago, just pulling things from the Internet.

[Zach Amico]

So creepy. I didn't realize it was gonna be a robot. I thought it was gonna be, like, an AI program. I thought it was gonna be, like, a hologram.

[Joe Gorman]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

It's not even looking at him. It's just looking. Oh, God, that's terrifying.

[Joe Gorman]

It just, like, looks forward. It's. I mean, it's just like. It doesn't actually. It can't actually, like, think think. It can just, like, repeat the knowledge that it has, but it can't do, like, the critical thinking that's necessary, can it, Joe? Of course.

[Zach Amico]

What is?

[Joe Gorman]

What is? But ones and zeros?

[Zach Amico]

After all, when I do it, one of the zero. All right, we're gonna call it there. Thank you guys so, so much. Please check out Super Sally. Joe's very funny. I love these guys very much, and I appreciate them greatly. And we'll be back on Friday with our exclusive episode. Thank you guys for tuning in, and we will catch you Friday. Bye. Bye.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Bye.

[Joe Gorman]

The fun's begun. No sleeping. Noon is morning time to him. Papa Baco. Chug it down. Just like your favorite ob. Smile. Grab a coffee and join the crew. It's Acamiko Morning, too. It's Akamiko.

[Shannon]

Whoa. Whoa.

[Joe Gorman]

Morning, too.