0072. Drew Dunn and Josie Marcellino

Summary

Zac Amico's Morning Zoo – Episode 72

Guests: Drew Dunn & Josie Marcelino
Date: December 21, 2025
Network: GaS Digital

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Episode Overview

This rollicking edition of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo delivers high-octane chaos, classic B-movie nonsense, and deeply offbeat comedy takes on food, presidents, porn, death, and culinary abominations. Joined by comedians Drew Dunn and Josie Marcelino, Zac leads a totally unfiltered, often gross, and always hilarious ride through the week’s weirdest news, personal stories, and the pure insanity only a roomful of comics can cultivate.

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Table of Contents

1. Opening Banter: Childhood Nostalgia & Chuck E. Cheese
2. Food Horror Stories: Canned Meat & Hot Dogs
3. Regional Hot Dogs and Culinary Confessions
4. Animatronics, Disney Tech, and Presidential Villainy
5. Political Intrigue: Conspiracies & Dead Presidents
6. Death in the News: Influencer Mary Magdalene & Anesthesiologist Mystery
7. Top Pornhub Searches by State: A Deeply Weird Geography
8. Elderly Sex & Nursing Home Revelations
9. Gross-Out Foods: Cheese, Maggots, and Guinea Pigs
10. Memorable Quotes & Moments
11. Timestamps for Key Segments

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1. Opening Banter: Childhood Nostalgia & Chuck E. Cheese

[00:27–06:53]

• Whack-a-Mole, Animatronics, and 90s Arcade Love: Josie jokingly worries about a wardrobe malfunction, “There’s a chance a nipple’s gonna pop out like Whack-a-Mole. You gotta let me know if that happens” (Josie, 02:01).
• Chuck E. Cheese’s Lost Glory:
  • Josie confesses: “Back in my day, Chuck E. Cheese would, like, smoke a cigar, call everybody toots, insult...like a roast comic. It was fun.” (Josie, 04:02)
  • Zac reveals Chuck E. Cheese’s ghost kitchen scam during the pandemic (Pasquale's Pizza): “People started noticing this awful pizza place...it was fucking Chuck E. Cheese operating as a ghost kitchen!” (Zac, 05:37)

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2. Food Horror Stories: Canned Meat & Hot Dogs

[06:53–10:04]

• Campbell's Admissions:
  • Zac: “The CEO of Campbell’s was like, ‘Don’t eat this. This is for poor people. This is like garbage.’” (Zac, 07:05)
• The Sadness of Canned Chili Mac:
  • Zac recalls eating chili mac cold from a can and getting compared to a movie hobo: “My wife walked in...said I reminded her of Christopher Lloyd in Dennis the Menace eating beans.” (Zac, 07:42)
• Hot Dog Horror:
  • Drew: “I don’t think a hot dog’s any worse out of a can than it is out of a package.”
  • Zac (on hot dog ingredients): “Hot dogs are lips, ears, and assholes... trimmings they can’t put in regular pork products.” (08:49)

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3. Regional Hot Dogs and Culinary Confessions

[10:06–11:47]

• Favorites Across America:
  • Drew: “I love a Chicago dog...that or the Detroit chili dog, the Coney.”
  • Josie: “There’s a place in Baltimore called Stuggies...foot-long hot dog smothered in mac and cheese with lump crab and Old Bay. I’d sell my asshole for that.” (11:18)
• Buffalo’s Twist:
  • Zac: “Buffalo does a mac and cheese footlong with onion rings.”

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4. Animatronics, Disney Tech, and Presidential Villainy

[12:47–19:18]

• Disney’s New Animatronic Magic:
  • Zac is excited about advanced Disney facial animatronics: “Let’s see how good it looks.”
  • They riff on potential for more “expressive” robots: “...emotions and reactions were previously impossible: crying, bleeding, full-on transformations.” (Research Assistant video, 13:31)
• Presidents as Theme Park Villains:
  • Zac: “Did Disney say once Trump is out, they're gonna put his Hall of Presidents statue in jail?” (14:42)
  • Josie: “If we do that, we have to do it for the others—Nixon’s gotta go somewhere, put Clinton on Treasure Island.”

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5. Political Intrigue: Conspiracies & Dead Presidents

[15:17–19:43]

• CIA Mysteries:
  • Zac: “They asked where [Bush Sr.] was when Kennedy got shot. ‘Can’t remember’—but he was in Dallas!” (16:03)
• Clinton Body Count:
  • Zac: “You know, the Clintons know like 150 people who committed suicide...they find ‘em with Bush’s number in their pocket.”
• Presidential Evil:
  • Josie: “I think if any of them were a good guy, it was probably Harrison. He died within a month.”
• On All Politicians:
  • Drew: “Even to be elected, you gotta have your hands in some bad pockets.”
  • Zac: “You owe some favors to some bad people.”

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6. Death in the News: Influencer Mary Magdalene & Anesthesiologist Mystery

a) Mary Magdalene Influencer Story

[21:30–26:39]

• Recap: Zac updates the panel on influencer Mary Magdalene’s fatal fall from a window (ninth floor), after being seen carted off by police.
• Theories:
  • Zac: “Falling out a window is rarely anything but drugs or a covered-up murder.”
  • Josie: “She’s like, a broken person...didn’t get filled by fame or attention. Now I just feel sad.”
• Tone: Surprising empathy, as comics express sadness for failed quests for internet credibility.

b) Dollar Tree Freezer Death

[53:50–58:09]

• Strange Demise: A mom and anesthesiologist from Nicaragua is found naked in a Dollar Tree walk-in freezer.
• Theories and Banter:
  • Josie: “Was she stuck there overnight? Maybe she thought it was the bathroom.”
  • Zac: “She could have died anywhere, but now it’s Dollar General. That’s your legacy.”

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7. Top Pornhub Searches by State: A Deeply Weird Geography

[29:19–51:34]

• Segment Intro:
  • Zac: “Every site does year-end wrap-ups, but Pornhub shows what every state searches... this is great.”
• Vermont:
  • Most searched: “Jockstrap”
  • Zac: “Gay guys love a jockstrap.” (31:45)
• Pennsylvania:
  • Most searched: “Puffy Nipples”
  • Zac: “That’s actually my Pornhub username.” (36:23)
• Oregon:
  • Most searched: “Horny Grandma”
  • Josie: “I’ve worked in nursing homes—those people fuck.” (40:56)
• Illinois:
  • Most searched: “Hairy Armpits”
• Missouri:
  • Most searched: “Boner”
  • Drew: “That’s a 12-year-old search.” (46:11)
• Iowa:
  • Most searched: “Amish”
  • Zac: “Thank you, Iowa.”
• Wisconsin:
  • Most searched: “Sloppy”
  • Zac, in Billy Madison voice: “I know you kids like your pussies extra sloppy.” (53:27)
• Revelatory Sidebars: The crew riffs on Hasidic Jew fetishes, careless Google histories, and underage revenge porn controversies.

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8. Elderly Sex & Nursing Home Revelations

[40:56–42:43]

• STDs Among Seniors:
  • Zac: “Somebody said their grandma got gonorrhea in a home—they thought she was out of it, but she was running a train.” (41:53)
  • Josie: “UTIs can impair cognition, maybe she wasn’t out of it, just run down with the clap.”

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9. Gross-Out Foods: Cheese, Maggots, and Guinea Pigs

[59:22–65:47]

• Brie Windfall:
  • Zac finds a “steering wheel of brie” at a dollar store “for $5, should’ve been $100,” sparking a relationship and a descent into cheese addiction.
• Camembert & Stinky Cheeses:
  • “It smells like homeless feet. It’s funky, rich, earthy—barnyard, garlicky...”
• Casu Marzu (Maggot Cheese):
  • Josie: “It’s illegal because if you don’t chew the maggots, they can eat through your intestines.”
  • Zac: “Eating maggot shit, I want no part of it.”
• Guinea Pig in Peru:
  • Josie: “They bring it out whole, like with a tomato in its mouth, chop it into five... I started crying and made my boyfriend eat it.”
• Unusual Foods:
  • Drew: “I don’t think I want to try maggot cheese for fun.”
  • Zac: “You don’t even want to try durian!”

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10. Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Josie’s Confession: “I’d sell my asshole for that [mac & cheese crab hotdog] if I was desperate enough.” (11:18)
• Zac’s Dark Wisdom: “Falling out a window is very rarely not drug or alcohol-related, or a covered up murder.” (21:54)
• Drew’s Comedy Economy: “Horny Grandma? Never would have guessed in a million years. These sick bastards.” (40:37)
• On Hasidic Fetishes:
  • Zac: “They want diapers and baby stuff, then take the cum home in a tissue, can’t spill the seed.” (33:03)
• Josie’s TMI: “I got chlamydia when I lost my virginity.” (43:26)

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11. Timestamps for Key Segments

• Chuck E. Cheese Nostalgia & Ghost Kitchens: 00:27–06:53
• Canned Meat & Food Horrors: 06:53–10:04
• Regional Hot Dog Chat: 10:06–11:47
• Disney Animatronics & President Jokes: 12:47–19:18
• Political Conspiracies: 15:17–19:43
• Mary Magdalene News Segment: 21:30–26:39
• Pornhub State Search Chat: 29:19–51:34
• Nursing Home Sex: 40:56–42:43
• Dollar Tree Freezer Death: 53:50–58:09
• Cheese, Maggots, and Guinea Pigs: 59:22–65:47

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Tone/Style

Wild, gross, playful, and brutally honest. Zac, Josie, and Drew bounce from absurd personal stories to perverse trivia, never shying from filth or oversharing. Empathy peeks through the gross-out gags, especially with stories of tragic fame and broken lives.

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For listeners who missed the episode, this summary captures all the comedic chaos, offbeat wisdom, and memorable anecdotes from the crew—arm you with the wildest takes on presidents, peculiar porn, and America’s least appetizing lunch.

Transcript

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[Josie Marcelino]

Fill her up.

[Drew Dunn]

You're listening to the GAS Digital Network.

[Zach Amico]

Wake up, it's time to go Zach.

[Drew Dunn]

Amico's got a show Animals are here to play Choke some guests to start your day Tell the sandman no more.

[Zach Amico]

Sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and join the cre It's a morning. Wake up, it's time to go that's right, it's a Wednesday here on the GAS Digital Network. And it's your other boy, the international superstar Zach Amico, saying hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Morning Zoo. Across the table for me are two very funny, talented and wonderful people from his YouTube special, Positive Stuff. It's our good friend Drew Dunn.

[Drew Dunn]

What's up, man?

[Zach Amico]

How you doing, brother? Good.

[Drew Dunn]

I'm doing great. Thanks for having me.

[Zach Amico]

Wonderful to see you. Happy holidays. Good morning. And next to him, you know her, you love her, and we love her here at the network. It's Josie Marcelino.

[Shannon]

Hi.

[Zach Amico]

How are you, my love?

[Josie Marcelino]

I am wonderful. How are you?

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic.

[Josie Marcelino]

Now, I gotta be honest. Thank you. My clothes don't fit me as well as they used to.

[Zach Amico]

That's okay.

[Josie Marcelino]

There's a chance that a nipple's gonna pop out like a whack. A mole. And I need you to let me know if that happens.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, if I'm over here whacking my mole. Your tits know that mallet. I wish it came. I prefer the alligator one. The one that checked?

[Drew Dunn]

Ow. Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

Ow.

[Zach Amico]

Ow.

[Josie Marcelino]

The one from Chuck E. Cheese. Yeah. Oh, that was my shit. I like the spider stomp. Okay, that was my shit. If I ever hit the lottery, I'm going or reach success in entertainment. I think lottery might be more likely. But I will buy the whole Chuck E. Cheese animatronic band and just put it in my house.

[Drew Dunn]

I don't know, with the way their business is going, you might be able to get it for pretty cheap.

[Josie Marcelino]

No, no, because the thing is, foreclosure. They've gotten rid of all of the animatronics from the, like, brick and mortar stores.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Now they just have costume people.

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, right. Oh, the actual animatronics. I thought you're saying, like, the games and everything. The whole lot.

[Josie Marcelino]

No, the, like, legit animatronics of the Chuck E. Cheese band. They. So Chuck E. Cheese had it in, like, the contract. Once they got rid of them, the people who worked there had to destroy them. Like, so they, like, bashed them to bits with a hammer. There's fun video of that on the Internet of people.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I think Five Nights at Freddy's really fucked up their business model.

[Drew Dunn]

That came before the. This decision. This decision to kill the animatronics wasn't.

[Josie Marcelino]

Five Nights at Freddy came out and I think the early 2010s.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

And then. Yeah. And I mean, also, like, kids aren't with animatronics like they used to. That was the. Back in my day. Yeah.

[Drew Dunn]

I mean, it was just the coolest thing ever. Disney was doing it. Everything was just janky, like, I still love them.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Could you put it. We'll put a pin in this. We'll get back to it. Could you please look at. Look up the new facial animatronic technology they're premiering at Disney and how cool it is. I just saw they were showing how they're gonna do the new animatronic characters.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But so isn't the story of Chuck E. Cheese, like, wild? Like, it was another restaurant with an animatronic band.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

And they bought it and then took it over and then just became. Made more. Became Chuck E. Cheese themselves.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah. And it used to be, like, really gritty. Like, Chuck E. Cheese would, like, smoke a cigar and, like, call everybody toots and, like, insult. It was, like a roast comic. It was fun.

[Zach Amico]

And I would love to do that for. Imagine just being the voice.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Imagine you just get to sit in a booth and shit on people.

[Drew Dunn]

Hey, you fucking suck over there.

[Josie Marcelino]

That's dead ass. That is what his voice was.

[Drew Dunn]

You're too poor to get enough tokens to get any prizes, kid.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, you, fatso by the skeeball.

[Drew Dunn]

That's enough pizza, fatty.

[Zach Amico]

Because I've seen. I know at Universal Horror Nights, they'll have a Chucky that roasts you as you walk by. And it's just like a Chucky puppet and somebody. It's almost like a dunk tank situation where he's just shitting on you as you go by.

[Shannon]

And.

[Zach Amico]

God, that would be my favorite job ever.

[Josie Marcelino]

I was scared of the one Chucky. Chuck E. Cheese animatronic. And it was the only one that was not a monster. It was just an Italian guy.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, that'll do it.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah. I was so scared of it, like, because I had my birthday party every year until I was, like, five there, and I. My parents would just, like, hoist me up on the stage with the animatronics. I was scared of the Italian. The pizza guy. Pascal, I think. Well, that's quality.

[Zach Amico]

So that's who they. When. During the pandemic, do you know what Chuck E. Cheese is? Poland.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yes. With the doordash ghost kitchen.

[Zach Amico]

So during the pandemic, all over the country, people started noticing, what's this fucking awful pizza place by me? Pasquale's Pizza Kitchen. Or Pasquale. Excuse me. Pasquale's Pizza and Wings.

[Drew Dunn]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

It was fucking Chuck E. Cheese.

[Drew Dunn]

That's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Operating as a ghost kitchen. And when you go on the Chuck E. Cheese website, it says Pasquale is their chef.

[Josie Marcelino]

Can I be completely honest? In my adult now, this was before I lost some weight in my adult life, I have on multiple occasions gone into Chuck E. Cheese for the pizza buffet.

[Zach Amico]

Are you allowed? I thought you weren't allowed in without a kid.

[Josie Marcelino]

I did it at 19.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Josie Marcelino]

With my friend who was older than me.

[Zach Amico]

Maybe that. Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

So I don't know. Oh, maybe. Did we bring the kids? She was babysitting. That may have been what it was.

[Zach Amico]

That may have been. I don't think you're allowed in without a kid.

[Josie Marcelino]

I think we brought in the kids that she was babysitting, but we would just sit and eat the pizza.

[Zach Amico]

Because they watch. Well, they do a thing now where they stamp you and stamp matches your kid.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah, they've always done that.

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, okay.

[Zach Amico]

So that way, you know, you don't pick a new one.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, the old. The old.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Drew Dunn]

A bunch of people.

[Zach Amico]

So they look it up, they Google the address, and it's the address of Chuck E. Cheese, and people are showing up. And they were suspected of possibly recycling pizza slices that went uneaten at birthday parties, putting them back together, heating it up again, and sending it out the door, which is horrifying.

[Drew Dunn]

Well, that's just the Pasquale way.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it is the Pasquale. It's a very Italian thing to do.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, it's like Campbell's Soup does the same thing, you know? Yeah, probably. I mean, the guy that Campbell Soup CEO came out and be like, yeah, this is for poor people. This is like garbage.

[Zach Amico]

The guy who owned the CEO of Campbell's Was like, don't eat this.

[Josie Marcelino]

What? I ate Campbell's soup a day ago.

[Zach Amico]

He was like. Well, he was like. He's like, oh, no, this is not for regular consumption. He's like, we make super processed food for extremely poor people.

[Josie Marcelino]

Oh, no.

[Zach Amico]

Because, like, all the. Like, the salt, like, everything that keeps it good in the can is really pretty bad, I think. And I. I've been on a kick of the Campbell. The Campbell's. Is it Campbell's that does the chili Mac?

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, I don't know.

[Josie Marcelino]

I don't know.

[Drew Dunn]

I ordered a chili Mac out of a can.

[Zach Amico]

Dude. When you don't want to make anything and you want to have a. My wife walked in on me eating it cold out of the can, and she said I reminded her of Christopher Lloyd in the Dennis the Menace movie when he's just eating beans. Yeah, it is.

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, my God. Just cold out of the can.

[Josie Marcelino]

That looks like dog food.

[Zach Amico]

I ordered a six pack of it on Amazon for, like, eight bucks. And that's like. That's my. If I did a show and I came in and I'm not. I'm not cooking. I'm not doing anything.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Just sad. Watching wrestling on the couch, eating chili Mac out of the can, baby, that bums me out.

[Josie Marcelino]

As someone who loves you, I don't want to.

[Zach Amico]

It's better than SpaghettiOs.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, we're elevating. Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

That's like saying that fucking tuberculosis is better than rabies. Sure, but I don't want you to be sick.

[Drew Dunn]

It is.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yes, it is. But I don't want you. You.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, you get a shot for tbs.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And they have a hot. They have a hot dog one and a chili one.

[Josie Marcelino]

I'm sorry. They have hot dog in a can.

[Zach Amico]

Hot dog.

[Josie Marcelino]

You're not allowed to eat that.

[Zach Amico]

Hot hot dog, Mac and cheese.

[Josie Marcelino]

Can we get a petition? You're not allowed to eat that.

[Drew Dunn]

I don't think a hot dog's any worse out of a can than it is out of a regular package.

[Josie Marcelino]

No, it's got to be worse than the can.

[Zach Amico]

No, it's lips and.

[Drew Dunn]

Dude. Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

What?

[Zach Amico]

Hot dog. They're lips and lips. Ears and assholes. You never heard? That's what they. They call hot. Hot dogs are like, the trimmings of shit. They can't put in regular pork products.

[Drew Dunn]

You know, people want to use the whole animal until they get to the.

[Zach Amico]

What do you think a hot dog is? Do you think it's an intestine? Is it a hot dog is like, is it not that it's the stuff they can't serve as is.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, it's all the bits.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, look up how to make a hot dog.

[Josie Marcelino]

No, don't do that. Eat hot dogs.

[Zach Amico]

So often hot dogs are emulsified meat trimming.

[Josie Marcelino]

What about the beef?

[Zach Amico]

Products from beef, pork or poultry, including muscle pieces, fatty tissues, skin, and sometimes organs like liver or head meat. Head meat is head meat. Lips and lips and noses and.

[Drew Dunn]

And the AI. Yeah, the AI is not going to tell you. Lips and.

[Josie Marcelino]

I don't feel good. I feel.

[Zach Amico]

Can't include parts like snout, lips, feet or organ meat, liver, heart, if lifted. And they grind it and then add water, salt, spices and curing agents so that doesn't go bad.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, that's why sometimes you get a good hot dog and a bad hot dog. It's like, that was a lot of lips. That was a lot of asshole.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

I feel sick.

[Zach Amico]

All right, question. Best regional hot dog.

[Drew Dunn]

I mean, I love a Chicago dog.

[Zach Amico]

It is a treat.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah. That I have to get.

[Zach Amico]

Not something I want all the time.

[Drew Dunn]

No, no.

[Zach Amico]

But if I'm there, I really want. Portillo's.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, yeah. Portillo's. Yeah. That are the Detroit, like, chili dog. Yep, that's the. You just get like a rack of those.

[Zach Amico]

They call it like a Coney.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, Coney. Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If you're at a Seattle dog.

[Drew Dunn]

No, I don't think so.

[Zach Amico]

Cream cheese and something. It's pretty good.

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, wow. Never tried it. Never tried.

[Zach Amico]

What's the Seattle dog? It's cream cheese and salmon. It's fucking bad.

[Drew Dunn]

That would have been a Philadelphia dog.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's a Philadelphia roll.

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, right.

[Zach Amico]

Grilled hot dog or sausage started with cream cheese and topped with caramelized or grilled onions.

[Drew Dunn]

That sounds great.

[Josie Marcelino]

There's a gourmet hot dog place in Baltimore called Stuggies. And one of the final foods that I ate, like the night where I was like, I think I have to make a change, was I had two of their hot dogs. One was just like loaded with grilled peppers, but the other one, it's like foot long hot dog smothered in the best Mac and cheese with lump crab and covered in old bay.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, hell yeah, dude.

[Josie Marcelino]

I. Oh, my God. I would sell my asshole for that if I was, like, desperate enough. It was so good. It's.

[Zach Amico]

I. Hopefully before that's a transaction you got to do in the right order.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, there's another. There was. Oh, God. What was the hot dog place in Buffalo. It's a chain and they do a Mac and cheese foot long with onion rings on it.

[Drew Dunn]

Wow.

[Josie Marcelino]

I made food by the way.

[Zach Amico]

Oh yes.

[Josie Marcelino]

Thank you.

[Zach Amico]

You're very kind. Thank you. You're very kind.

[Josie Marcelino]

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[Zach Amico]

Find those animatronics from Disney? Yep. This is exactly what I wanted to see.

[Research Assistant]

Engineering just revealed the next generation of audio animatronics and three characters they might bring to life with this new technology.

[Josie Marcelino]

Is that Joe Biden?

[Zach Amico]

I thought it was Bruce Willis.

[Drew Dunn]

That's what they used underneath the new.

[Research Assistant]

Joe Biden replacing the projection face.

[Zach Amico]

If they had figured this out a year ago with we might be in a different situation.

[Research Assistant]

Faces in the new Clawhauser animatronic at Animal Kingdom has physical eyes instead of screen eyes.

[Josie Marcelino]

What does that mean?

[Drew Dunn]

Well, they were using like screens for a lot of it for a while. So like the whole face would be like a projection. So that's how they were making it like blink and talks.

[Zach Amico]

So they're going back faceless to that? Yeah, but look how good it. Wait till you see how good it looks.

[Research Assistant]

A thing of the past. Well, it turns out they might be the face of the future. Because this is next generation audio animatronic technology which uses a new real time projection mapping technique that looks insanely cool. Instead of having an internally projected screen like the current frozen animatronics. Next gen animatronics display the image on a static shell using an external projector that stays perfectly tracked using motor encoder data, adjusts dynamically to ambient light and has less mechanical wear and tear. So less downtime. But the most exciting thing about this tech is the storytelling capabilities this unlocks. This lets Disney create expressive Characters with emotions and reactions that were previously impossible for animatronics, like crying, bleeding and full on transformations. And Disney specifically called out three characters that this tech will be great for. Mike Wazowski, Lightning McQueen and Hades. So I think we might be seeing new animatronics of each of them.

[Zach Amico]

Coming to, in all fairness. Lightning McQueen. It's just a car. Yeah, it's a car with eyes.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Hades. I can see.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

Why do we need to worry about the ambient lighting for lightning McQueen?

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, am I crazy or did Disney say that once Trump is out of office, they're going to put his hall of President statue in jail in one of the like Pirates of the Caribbean or something?

[Josie Marcelino]

That would be so fucking funny.

[Zach Amico]

Somebody said something that they had a plan that when he's out, they're going to put him in like pirate jail or something.

[Drew Dunn]

I told you the Venezuelans were trouble.

[Josie Marcelino]

But we do. Okay. In the spirit of fairness, if we do that, we have to do it with a couple of the other guys.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Josie Marcelino]

Nixon's got to go somewhere.

[Zach Amico]

Sure.

[Josie Marcelino]

I'd be fine with Clinton going somewhere.

[Drew Dunn]

I've been on a. I put him on Treasure Island.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That'S what they called Epstein Island.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Treasure island, baby.

[Drew Dunn]

I just put all the presidents up out there because I think they're getting rid of that. So, yeah, just turn it into Epstein's island or the Hideaway.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, they're all evil.

[Josie Marcelino]

I think the deep.

[Zach Amico]

Chances are if you got that far.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You were up to no good. Even like Bush number one.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah, for sure, dude. Objectively evil.

[Zach Amico]

You know, I was reading an interview about something. Listen to something. I apologize. They asked him where he was because he was running the CIA, I believe, when Kennedy got shot.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They said. Where were you the day of Kennedy's assassination? You know, I just can't remember, you know where he was? Dallas.

[Drew Dunn]

Weird.

[Zach Amico]

Confirmed. People knew he was in Dallas and he was.

[Drew Dunn]

There he goes.

[Zach Amico]

I don't remember that day that well.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah. Crazy, huh? Foggy memory.

[Zach Amico]

And then there's another. It was a guy who was caught flying blow through, I want to say swamps, like maybe like Arkansas.

[Drew Dunn]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And I want to say Clinton might have even pardoned him. Or he knew the Clintons. And when he was found dead of nefarious. You know, one of those, you know. You know, like the clintons know like 150 people that have committed suicide.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Drew Dunn]

That's a coincidence. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But like, you know, they.

[Drew Dunn]

I know like a couple, they hang.

[Zach Amico]

Themselves and shoot themselves in the chest and throw the gun 40 yards away.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

The way you commit suicide.

[Drew Dunn]

It's the recoil. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Of course, the guy was found with George H.W. bush's phone number in his fucking pocket written on a piece of paper and love it. They call that number.

[Drew Dunn]

They're like, hello, it's fucking the President, head of the CIA, I think.

[Josie Marcelino]

Cause especially if I've learned anything this year, it's that I have no business dipping my toes into anything political.

[Zach Amico]

I'm not claiming to be smart. I'm not claiming to be educated or savvy or anything.

[Josie Marcelino]

Turns out I am a retard. And I should not talk about things.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I'm glad you caught up with.

[Josie Marcelino]

The rest of us. Yep. Everyone knew but me. Turns out I'm dumb as shit.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. You're like Will Smith at the end of I Am Legend. You thought they were vampires the whole time. Nope. They were just trying to save that lady.

[Drew Dunn]

Yep.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yep. And. But no, I think if any of them were a good guy, I think it was probably Harrison. He's the dude that died in a month. He couldn't have gotten up to that bad of stuff in a month.

[Zach Amico]

Well, didn't he die because he got sick during his speech? He talked for like six hours in the rain.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah, yeah. And then he just dropped dead after a month. So it's like that guy probably didn't do anything that evil. And it was like back in like the 1800s. How evil? Never mind. I'm saying it. And I'm realizing one day you could.

[Drew Dunn]

Be extremely away with literally anything.

[Josie Marcelino]

Anything you wanted to.

[Drew Dunn]

And I think just even to get to the position of being elected, you kind of have to have your hands in some bad pockets.

[Josie Marcelino]

That's a really good point.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I just feel like if you got that far, you owe some favors to some bad people.

[Drew Dunn]

100%. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

With some really nefarious like. And that's across the board. I'm not assigning a left or right.

[Drew Dunn]

I mean, I bet he wish he had pharmaceutical companies to pay for him. Maybe he went to Diet of a Common Cold.

[Zach Amico]

It's not a leftist or rightist. No, no. Right wing thing. It's.

[Drew Dunn]

It's a money thing.

[Zach Amico]

If you got that. Yeah. And you, like, you did some fucked up shit on tape so that they have you.

[Josie Marcelino]

But see, that's why I think maybe, okay, maybe it wasn't that evil. Because I think if you die in office, you, like, if you were an evil person, they would be like, all right, we gotta save him, because he's doing the evil stuff for us.

[Zach Amico]

Or replace you with a lookalike.

[Josie Marcelino]

Right, but like, the three that died in office were Lincoln, Kennedy and Harrison. And Lincoln and Kennedy. People liked them. They were doing good stuff for the most part.

[Zach Amico]

Well, half the people like them.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Ask my Cuban family how they feel about Kennedy.

[Josie Marcelino]

You have Cuban family?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

Is your wife Cuban?

[Zach Amico]

No. No, my aunt married a Cuban and they took us in. All my holidays were Cuban growing up. And yeah, I had Esther and Amelia were my uncle's parents and they were kind of like surrogate grandparents to me. Bench and Kennedy around them. Oh, boy, would Emilio has some things to fucking pop. They were not fans. Hey, let's get plugs out of the way, Drew. What do you want people to check out, my friend?

[Drew Dunn]

You can watch my YouTube channel. Drew Dunn. Drew dunncomedy.com for all touring dates. I'm coming all over California. I'll be down, down in Florida, all over the. So Drew dunncomedy.com all that stuff.

[Shannon]

Thanks.

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic. Ms. Marcelino.

[Josie Marcelino]

I have no idea where I'll be in the new year, but I'm sure I'll be doing shows somewhere and hopefully I get a podcast in 2026. I'd love to make that happen at some point. You can just follow me everywhere at Josie Marcelino. It's J O S I E M A R C E L L I N O.

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic, guys. Follow me on Instagram @ZackisNotFunny. Go to Punchup Live Zackamico for my dates if you want to bring that up. I actually have Toronto shows to promote. I'm going to be in Toronto on, I believe, the 9th and 10th of January, and that is at the Catacombs Cabaret, where I will be doing stand up and a live spook show. And it's a little theater, so come hang out. I think you'll have a lot of fun. I've had to cancel both my Toronto shows I've ever booked because I. I had other jobs get in the way and this is my first time there. And I thank you for being patient. Hey, and if you like this show, go to gas digital.com today, the new Gas Digital, and use our promo code, ZOO Z O O. You get your episodes early ad free and uncensored. You get the live chat, you get the archives, thousands of your favorite Gas Digital shows and you get that Friday episode. That's right. We do three of these suckers a week. But if you want the third one, you gotta subscribe. And thank you so much. For watching the show. All right, so we just. We covered this on Monday, and I guess we have an update. Influencer Mary Magdalene, who's passed away.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Was seen carted off by officers prior to her death on video. And what was. She fell out of something.

[Shannon]

Yeah, she fell out of. I. I believe it was the fourth. It's either the fourth or ninth floor. I have to look it up again. Yeah, ninth floor.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Josie Marcelino]

But I thought she died on the table. I thought she died in, like, another operation.

[Zach Amico]

No, she fell out of a window.

[Josie Marcelino]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

Which I feel like is very rarely. Not drug or alcohol related or a covered up murder. Yeah.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah. Who falls out of a window?

[Josie Marcelino]

High people.

[Drew Dunn]

Ninth floor window. Yeah. You're drunk, you're high, you're fucking, or you're murdered.

[Zach Amico]

I do have a friend who legitimately, soberly, was paralyzed from a fall. Great comic Jason Signs. Remember him?

[Drew Dunn]

No, I don't know if I'm.

[Zach Amico]

He's a little before your guys's time. Really, really funny dude. And he was at a party and I guess they had, like, something you stand over and it broke and he's in a trip. He married a super hot chick. He's doing great.

[Josie Marcelino]

Oh, God bless.

[Zach Amico]

Super funny dude. He used to do. Oh, yeah, he used to do. He had a Jeff Fox. He used to be fake Jeff Foxworthy, and he was super fun.

[Drew Dunn]

Okay. Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Anyway, channel. What happened with this Mary Magdalene brod?

[Shannon]

So I'm gonna show you that video of them carding her off. And then in this video, apparently you can hear her claiming that she was drugged. I have another video to show you too.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, they're carting her off. Is, like, real. Oh, it's a.

[Drew Dunn]

It's a cart.

[Josie Marcelino]

I thought you meant, like, oh, wait, she's alive there.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is before she died.

[Drew Dunn]

That's good for your spine.

[Zach Amico]

Well, this is before she fell, right?

[Shannon]

Yeah, this is like a week or two weeks before.

[Zach Amico]

I like how they blared her face.

[Drew Dunn]

Like, we don't know entire.

[Josie Marcelino]

I agree.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, she's pretty identifiable.

[Shannon]

Is she saying drugs or drugs? Okay. And then I have another one where she's explaining after this how she said she was left alone on the street and this is the price to pay for being so popular. Then he just left me, so I.

[Zach Amico]

Was, like, left alone on the street. That's why I don't.

[Josie Marcelino]

I really don't.

[Zach Amico]

I love the idea of being popular.

[Shannon]

And, like, having friends and hanging out.

[Josie Marcelino]

With people, but this is.

[Zach Amico]

This type of. Is so traumatizing. It's Actually, pause. I feel like I'm in the lobby waiting for an SDR to start. Jesus Christ. What a vapid twat.

[Shannon]

She sounds like. I don't know. I can't think of the actress's name, but she has red hair. Orange is a new black, like, super raspy New York voice.

[Josie Marcelino]

Oh, the comedian. The chick that dated Fred Armisen. What's her name?

[Shannon]

I'll look it up after choosing American Pie. Yes.

[Josie Marcelino]

Oh, never mind.

[Shannon]

I'll look it up after. It's not important.

[Zach Amico]

More worth it to just get pets. It could be a cat or a dog. And isolate yourself from society. Because if this. This is the other end of it.

[Josie Marcelino]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Zach Amico]

Or yeah. No, she doesn't seem. Well.

[Drew Dunn]

No, she seems. Where did she die off?

[Shannon]

Thailand.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, she didn't seem coherent.

[Josie Marcelino]

No, no. That just makes me sad.

[Zach Amico]

Do you say you think she was up and fell? You think? Some.

[Josie Marcelino]

I. I don't even know. I don't. I think it's sad either way. If. Yeah, because. Yeah, like what? She's fucked up there. And it does seem like she has about three brain cells clanging together. But I think what she's saying is real. She's like a broken person. That was like, oh, if I do all these things and I get fame and attention, like, that'll fix it. And then you do, and it's like, oh, no, I still have nothing and I'm an empty person.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

But now I can. Bathroom wall.

[Zach Amico]

But now she chose a very empty way to get there, for sure.

[Josie Marcelino]

Oh, no, I'm not saying that. It's.

[Zach Amico]

And I'm not justifying. Yeah, I'm not justifying anything bad happening to her. But I got a good choose the easy way.

[Josie Marcelino]

I got a soft spot for people with a little bit of Internet attention who go to foreign countries and try to jump out the window. Okay. I have a soft spot for that. That made me sad.

[Zach Amico]

Josie, I saw you take that jacket off. You have a few soft spots right now. I like them right now.

[Josie Marcelino]

All soft spots. And I like it ending 2020 soft.

[Shannon]

Natasha Leone, by the way.

[Zach Amico]

Natasha Leon. Thank you. Oh, God damn it. Never mind. The drag queen I love does a really good impression of her when she does Snatch Game.

[Josie Marcelino]

What is snatch game?

[Zach Amico]

Some RuPaul. It's Drag Race shit. All right. I just wanted to watch this, you guys, because I thought it was wild. Chaotic, icy road pile up. Sometimes I just show Shannon. I just send Shannon videos I thought were wild.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I thought we would react to it.

[Shannon]

So I'm not entirely sure that I buy that this is real, but God damn it.

[Zach Amico]

She didn't tell me that before.

[Shannon]

No, but I think it's AI. I can't confirm it, though. I looked it up afterwards. I couldn't find another mention of it, but nothing saying that it's not. It's just the way that it sounds. Seems too perfect for what we're watching.

[Zach Amico]

Let's watch it.

[Shannon]

Statue.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. I think so. The audio is fake. Yeah, I don't think I watched it with audio.

[Drew Dunn]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, the audio is definitely.

[Drew Dunn]

I think it's fake because no one reacts to this guy getting hit. Look how nobody cares. This guy got hit by a car. This guy's just walking.

[Zach Amico]

Everyone's like, okay, yeah, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kill it.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

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[Shannon]

That one's real. I went to pornhub and I found the actual.

[Zach Amico]

Thank God.

[Shannon]

This one's real.

[Zach Amico]

All right, so the end of the year, everybody that does their wrap ups, pornhub has put out what each state.

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, this is great.

[Zach Amico]

Has searched.

[Josie Marcelino]

I thought you were about to say pornhub gives you a wrapped like spot.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, I thought you were about to pull bars. I was like, oh, let's stick with the states. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Man. This is one of this one guy Keeps searching. Braces. Somebody found a workaround. So this is top porn stars by state. Shannon, do you want to give us some states and maybe we'll guess?

[Shannon]

Yeah, let's see. Vermont. These are all really random and weird.

[Zach Amico]

Vermont. I know. So I'll let you guys guess.

[Josie Marcelino]

I would assume step siblings in Vermont or Ebony because they don't have a lot of that in there.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, yeah. Maybe like. Or a Latino or Latina.

[Josie Marcelino]

I like Latina.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I'm going to. I'm going to influence you guys a little. Maybe. A lot of couples moved to Vermont because it was one of the first places to be very accepting of something gay. Sure. Now maybe.

[Drew Dunn]

Maybe cuck.

[Zach Amico]

No. Maybe pick a clothing fetish for gay guys.

[Josie Marcelino]

Dog. The gay dog. Where they dress up with the dog mask.

[Drew Dunn]

Gay dog.

[Josie Marcelino]

That's a thing. You see them at the pride parade. They do the dog.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, the puppy. I go backwards a little. Not that fucked up. So funny.

[Josie Marcelino]

Furry.

[Zach Amico]

No. I will try and I will say it was super funny. I was. A few months ago, I was flying to a gig and I had a connection and I guess there was a furry convention in whatever town my connection was in. And it was so funny because you would just see all these like very anime looking autistic people. But I guess they can pack everything but the head. So they're all carrying the head. Like helmets.

[Josie Marcelino]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

Walking through the airport, but with like giant like wolf heads and shit. Like astronauts.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, Like a gay biker gang.

[Zach Amico]

It was so funny.

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

So it's Shannon. If I'm right, it's jockstrap, right?

[Shannon]

That's correct.

[Zach Amico]

Gay guys love a jockstrap.

[Josie Marcelino]

Really?

[Shannon]

Okay, let's do this one. Pennsylvania.

[Drew Dunn]

Still holding on to that.

[Josie Marcelino]

Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania. Shout out to it. My state.

[Drew Dunn]

The Amish don't have computers. Keep that in mind.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah, but I do.

[Zach Amico]

You know, it's crazy. I want. I think Amish is on there. Oh, yeah.

[Drew Dunn]

They want to see the Amish born.

[Josie Marcelino]

It could be. I would. I'm not that sexually adventurous, but in my mind I'm like, wouldn't it be fun if. I think that would be a fun.

[Zach Amico]

Thing to try Amish sex.

[Josie Marcelino]

Have sex with an Amish person. Because what does that got to be like? Same with a Hasidic. I would love to have sex with like a Hasidic Jew.

[Zach Amico]

No, you wouldn't.

[Shannon]

Why?

[Zach Amico]

No, you wouldn't.

[Drew Dunn]

Why? It's not a male dominated society.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah. And I want to break them out of that again. I'm not. I am not. Good at sex. Nor am I very sexually adventurous. But.

[Drew Dunn]

But you think you can see.

[Josie Marcelino]

I see somebody more repressed than me. And I'm like, let's break you out of it, buddy.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. Amish, maybe, but I feel like it's going to be missionary only. Oh, yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

No, but then, like, you show them something else and that's like Rum Springer. It's like, yo, you didn't know you could do it like this?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

You catch them, you're never going to have it again because you're going to go and live a traditional life. But, like, let me show you something that's going to fucking blow your mind.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Hold on to your hat.

[Josie Marcelino]

Come on, Jebediah.

[Zach Amico]

So the Haseeds, I may be opinionated, but as someone who has had many dominatrixes in and out of their life, the Haseeeds love it. Big fans of the dungeon.

[Josie Marcelino]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

And I don't think you're going to have a great time. A lot of them, they apparently have baby fetishes. They want to have their diaper change and stuff. And then they can't come in or on the hooker. They have to come in a tissue, put it in a bag and take.

[Josie Marcelino]

It home because you can't spill the seeds.

[Zach Amico]

It's better to spill seed in the belly of a whore than on the ground. So they take their cum home with them. But the one Dom I was with.

[Drew Dunn]

I think the shoes, not a throw.

[Zach Amico]

In the trash there.

[Josie Marcelino]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And the.

[Drew Dunn]

Don't pickpocket Hasidic Jews is the lesson I learned.

[Zach Amico]

Or at least don't steal a tissue and then blow your.

[Drew Dunn]

Where's your wallet?

[Josie Marcelino]

Maybe they're just Drake fans. That's how Drake had a kid. He threw the condom away and then the lady fished out the jizz.

[Drew Dunn]

Hot sauce.

[Zach Amico]

The hot sauce in the condom? Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

Well, that's. He learned afterwards. I could destroy this with hot sauce. He could just flush it. You can definitely just flush those. But he was like, what if I put hot sauce?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I mean, that's a treat.

[Drew Dunn]

Some lady would have hired a plumber.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's true. My other friend that was a down said that she would have Jews come in and try and sneak a nut off and run out the door. Oh, wow. They would try and scam you. They would see how quick they could come and then run out the door. And they had to have security guards, like, tackle them like Catch a Predator. Like, you just see some. He'd be like, putting his fucking shit back on. And some huge black guy would be like, excuse me, son. Which I would love to. If I could ever see a compilation of anything, it would be security guards tackling Haseeds who just blew a nut. Yeah.

[Drew Dunn]

That's using the Dark Web for a good reason.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Hanukkah and tried to run out the door without fucking paying.

[Josie Marcelino]

Happy Hanukkah. That rules.

[Zach Amico]

And I'm not anti Semitic or anti Hasidic Jew. I just fly a lot.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah. I've been on those Florida flights.

[Josie Marcelino]

Have you ever. Do you know there's Hasidics in Latina Latino countries? So there's like, Latino Hasidics. There's a couple of them that are like. I guess. Yeah, I guess they're mixed. The craziest flight I've ever been on. There were three Latino kids in yarmulkes. And they had the energy of Latino kids, but, like, the allergies.

[Drew Dunn]

I'm going to do it.

[Zach Amico]

The whole time.

[Josie Marcelino]

I say, I love Jewish people. They had the complaining of a Jewish person, but the energy of a Latino. And that was the worst flower I've ever taken in my life.

[Zach Amico]

So. Dude, that's so funny. That's how I describe Hossi. It's the weirdness of the Amish, plus the annoyingness of. That's funny. That is very funny, Shannon. What's the one in Pennsylvania?

[Shannon]

It is Puffy Nipples.

[Josie Marcelino]

What?

[Drew Dunn]

Puffy Nipples.

[Josie Marcelino]

What does that mean?

[Zach Amico]

That was my nickname.

[Drew Dunn]

These are the most search terms.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah, this is the most.

[Zach Amico]

That's actually my pornhub username.

[Drew Dunn]

How did the word get out?

[Shannon]

And these are. These are also. They're also terms searched more in each state when compared to all others.

[Zach Amico]

So it's not the most searched term, but it's the term that's so searched the most, as opposed to other terms outside.

[Josie Marcelino]

Everybody's looking up, like, yeah, big dick.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, everybody's looking up. Latina, Asian.

[Josie Marcelino]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

Lesbian.

[Shannon]

And Amish. Was. Iowa. Thank you, Iowa.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah. They got him out there.

[Zach Amico]

Show Josie what puffy nipples are.

[Josie Marcelino]

What are puffy nipples? I don't understand, like, big areolas.

[Zach Amico]

I don't. I don't know how to explain it.

[Drew Dunn]

They have, like, volume.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. They're not like little. They got. You got a lot of nip. They're puffy.

[Josie Marcelino]

It's like large areolas, like a salami.

[Zach Amico]

But it's not. No, not dinner plate. Not. Not. Not teacups. It's not out.

[Drew Dunn]

It's up. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

Oh, it's on.

[Zach Amico]

Dudes, dudes. Anybody.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, anybody can have puffy nipples. I think It's a genetic roll of the dice.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, so. Yeah. Not defined.

[Josie Marcelino]

Huh.

[Shannon]

Oh, this is a good one.

[Zach Amico]

There you go.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah. Puffy nipples.

[Josie Marcelino]

I've never encountered that.

[Zach Amico]

The more you say it, the less it means. Yeah, like tree. Like, you say tree over and over again. Puffy nipples. It starts to lose.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It becomes an abstract term. All right, Shannon, give us another stand of cereals. Right. Did you have your nipple puffs this morning?

[Drew Dunn]

I did. I had a big bowl of nipple puffs. Part of this complete breakfast.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon. Oh, God.

[Josie Marcelino]

Oh, no.

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, poor bastard.

[Josie Marcelino]

That looks like a cow.

[Drew Dunn]

It looks like a science experiment gone wrong.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, it's awful. Shannon. Tell us another one.

[Shannon]

Okay, let's do Oregon.

[Drew Dunn]

Ooh, Oregon.

[Josie Marcelino]

Homeless.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, I was just about to say homeless. Yeah, they got the kink over there. But I think it might be weirder than that, though.

[Josie Marcelino]

So from there it's just, like, Republican.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Guy. Was it Oregon or Washington was the last state that had an outlaw bestiality.

[Josie Marcelino]

I. I don't know that off the top of my head.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Sometimes you got to know. Sometimes you got to know the stats.

[Drew Dunn]

I don't really follow those types of laws.

[Zach Amico]

I'm a sovereign. I'm a sovereign citizen.

[Drew Dunn]

Just for that department.

[Zach Amico]

Well, because Mr. Hands was in one of those states.

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, oh, okay. Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And that was, like, the last draw. Hey, guys, we get it. We get it.

[Shannon]

By the way, it's still not criminalized in West Virginia.

[Zach Amico]

Well, there you go.

[Drew Dunn]

Donkey show in West Virginia. Patreon.

[Zach Amico]

You know, I just had explained to my wife what a donkey show was.

[Drew Dunn]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

She didn't believe me.

[Drew Dunn]

Wow.

[Josie Marcelino]

I love my wife.

[Zach Amico]

And then I was like, honey, you've seen Clerks, too, with me.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And the whole joke is that they think it's a regular donkey show, and then the dude fucks the donkey, right? And she's like, I don't think that happened in that movie.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, well, Christmas is common stocking stuffer. Maybe a couple of tickets go to Tijuana. Trip to Tijuana.

[Zach Amico]

I. I feel like it's got to be sad for everybody. It's sad for the donkey. And he's getting his dick sucked.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, yeah, hopefully.

[Josie Marcelino]

Wait, does he blow? Do they blow the donkey?

[Drew Dunn]

I think all sorts of stuff happen.

[Zach Amico]

I think they blow him and fuck him.

[Josie Marcelino]

Let the donkey rail him.

[Drew Dunn]

I think you got to get them going. Yeah, you gotta respect them.

[Zach Amico]

You gotta prep them. Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

I never put thought into it. I'll be honest.

[Zach Amico]

You gotta. A soft donkey dick. No, you gotta get him Ready?

[Drew Dunn]

I guess you're really not sexually adventurous. You don't even know you gotta blow a donkey before you them.

[Zach Amico]

So, Oregon, again, I would assume, extremely liberal, right?

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Might be gay.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah. Oh, I'm gonna go outdoors.

[Zach Amico]

Outdoors?

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

Nah, See, I feel like that's normal for them, so they wouldn't have to explore porn for it. I think it's gonna be the other way. I think it's gonna be like trad wife or something. Or like.

[Drew Dunn]

You don't think there's puffy nipples in Philadelphia, though?

[Josie Marcelino]

I've never encountered them personally.

[Drew Dunn]

Fair enough. Fair enough.

[Josie Marcelino]

I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon Tallis.

[Shannon]

It is horny grandma.

[Zach Amico]

Wow.

[Drew Dunn]

Never would have guessed in a million years. These sick bastards.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, man. That doesn't sound like porn. That sounds like a hilarious YouTube channel.

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, my God. Their nursing homes must be in shambles.

[Zach Amico]

Horny grandma meets angry grandma would be the best thing ever.

[Josie Marcelino]

I will say.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

As somebody who has had to do some work in nursing homes. That sounds worse now that I'm saying it, but I've had to, like, film some. Never mind. I've had to do stuff in nursing homes. Those people. Fuck.

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, of course. Yeah, sure. I know.

[Josie Marcelino]

They fucking are, like, out, like through the roof.

[Drew Dunn]

I just think the people outside of it want it in.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, if you're not gonna wear a bag, what, are you gonna get them pregnant? Yeah.

[Drew Dunn]

Like, I know they're. I've. I've never been. You know, I've never even thought about. I mean, I've thought about what it looks like.

[Zach Amico]

Who did I just hear talking about they had a grandma in a home and they can't remember where it was? And I'm so sorry. I might have been. Something I read and they were talking about how she was, like, a little out of it.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they found out she had gonorrhea or something.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah. I think that's where it's like, the most diagnosis.

[Zach Amico]

But she was a little, like, space, like, you know, not quite all there.

[Drew Dunn]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

And the people went. And they were like, hey, like, we think somebody's taking advantage of my. Like, somebody's my unwell grandmother. And they're like, oh, no, she's running the show. And I. I believe they may even have said conducting. Conducting, as in like multiple people.

[Drew Dunn]

Like sending out concubines to the rooms?

[Zach Amico]

No, like getting a train run.

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, wow, the door open.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

Now, I will say this. When you get older, it's especially one of the things with the old people. You got to look out for. If they get UTIs, it does impair them cognitively, I guess, because their body's like, fighting off the infection and that takes so much. Maybe she. Maybe that's why she was spacey.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

Maybe she was actually all there. She was just run down with the. With the clap.

[Drew Dunn]

Utis.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So I feel I really dodged a bullet. I don't know how. I've never had anything.

[Josie Marcelino]

You've never had anything.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, hpv, but that's still something. Yeah, that's. What Are you gay? No. And I. I definitely had sex with a girl with genital warts and didn't get them.

[Shannon]

Really.

[Zach Amico]

And I know I did because her friends called me to tell me after.

[Drew Dunn]

Damn gambling, man.

[Zach Amico]

I didn't know. I wasn't. I wasn't.

[Drew Dunn]

You didn't see him down there. You didn't see anything.

[Zach Amico]

She must have not had a thing going on.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, I think that's the only way you get away with it.

[Josie Marcelino]

Do I want to admit this on the. I don't give a. Yeah, I got chlamydia when I lost my virginity.

[Zach Amico]

Noise.

[Drew Dunn]

Rough introduction.

[Josie Marcelino]

So then nothing. Ever since. Since then I've been like, I have to be the most careful ever, because that was like so devastating.

[Zach Amico]

That sucks.

[Drew Dunn]

At least I didn't you up or that became like your search term.

[Josie Marcelino]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Discharge.

[Josie Marcelino]

The video really gets me going.

[Drew Dunn]

STDs.

[Josie Marcelino]

No. And then of course, once that happened, I was like, convinced. I was like, I definitely have AIDS for like the rest of, like my senior year of high school. I was like, I just know AIDS is gonna come back positive. Because I was like, it can. I think you have to like, wait.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, like incubates or whatever.

[Josie Marcelino]

So it's like, I definitely have hiv. I'm gonna have full blown aids. And I don't see.

[Zach Amico]

Because I'm older than you guys. I remember when I got my. You gave me HPV call. It was the girl that gave it to me was pretending that I gave it to her and she called me crying.

[Josie Marcelino]

Do they even test for HPV now?

[Zach Amico]

She had to get some scrapes.

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, they give you a vaccine for it before, but.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah, but back. This is. This is when I was in college and she called and I want to say Lewis got the same call from a girl where they said it was like the new aids. Like, that's how they were. Like, it's like herpes. Or like they compared it to like a really serious problem. And I remember just sweating. And then the girl I was with got it, of course. And she had to go get a procedure done and came back with it. And I was like. And she was like, well, who brought this to the party? And I was like, no, it's me.

[Drew Dunn]

Fuck yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I played dumb on that one. Whoops. It happens. Shannon, give us another state.

[Shannon]

Let's do Illinois.

[Zach Amico]

Illinois. You got Chicago in there.

[Shannon]

Do you want me to, like, give you a hint at all?

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Shannon]

So it. It's kind. It has to. It's like a body part.

[Zach Amico]

Body part Chicago. Is it because it's Chicago? I would say ass.

[Josie Marcelino]

I'm gonna say armpit.

[Drew Dunn]

There might be some feet, people out there by the lake.

[Shannon]

It is hairy armpits. Wow.

[Josie Marcelino]

I don't know why, but I just knew that in my heart because it's.

[Zach Amico]

Cold all the time. So nobody's shaving.

[Josie Marcelino]

True.

[Shannon]

You want to do Missouri?

[Drew Dunn]

Sure.

[Shannon]

This is also kind of a body part.

[Josie Marcelino]

Kind of amputees. Amputees.

[Zach Amico]

Kind of a body part.

[Shannon]

I mean, like, it is. It is a body part. It's just like. It's more of a description than that.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, fisting, smelly feet.

[Shannon]

Everyone put their guesses in. It's boner.

[Josie Marcelino]

What are you, 12?

[Drew Dunn]

What did they just get porn? Missouri, that's a 12 year old search. Boner.

[Josie Marcelino]

Boobs.

[Zach Amico]

I had a friend in college and I opened up his history and his dad was a preacher and he was all kind of weird and his porn searches were like that. Oh, yeah, it would be like naked sex party. I already knew, dude. I started so you. I. I had the cheat code. When I was really cranking, I realized you could search things in Spanish. Oh, wow, that's funny because then you start getting like amateur, like just Spanish people. Like just Mexican bootleg porn.

[Drew Dunn]

Right, right.

[Zach Amico]

So you're searching like grande kulo tetas grande.

[Josie Marcelino]

Oh, that's why you like, that's why you like Latino women.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Because they have big asses and big toes.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah, that's true. I. When I was a kid, so my dad's a network engineer and he would, you know, always like whenever there was something new that came out, computer wise, we'd get like a new desktop. He would like build a new computer for our house. And so there was one day where he brought home a new computer. We switched over. I was like 6 or 7. My brother was like 3 or 4. And I was like, well, let's look at all the websites that we have. Because, like, what I would do was I would just put like C into the, you know, the search bar up top and it would come down Cartoon Network. So I did A, and I think it was like ABC or something. And then I did B and just hit enter and it took us to boobies dot com. Nice. And then we both screamed. And then we both accidentally went back to that website. Like, you know. Cause I, like, closed it. But then we accidentally brought it back up like eight more times. Whoops.

[Zach Amico]

Whoops, Whoops.

[Josie Marcelino]

Ah, Just repeatedly. We never got to see. I don't know what was on.

[Zach Amico]

See, Remember when website like web addresses were like a thing? Like, people would, like, react. I. My wife has a great story of her mom opening the. The computer and going ratemypoop.com. But yeah, there was Hot or Not. That's before your guys' time, right?

[Josie Marcelino]

It was before my time.

[Zach Amico]

Shan, do you remember Hot or Not?

[Shannon]

Absolutely I do.

[Zach Amico]

What were the other ones? There were a few, like, people would upload, like, people from their classes.

[Josie Marcelino]

Oh, we had that in my high school. But it was. You got posted and it was like just the site of revenge porn. Oh, we had like, underage kids on it. It was.

[Zach Amico]

We had. Is Anyone Up?

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah, that was a thing too.

[Zach Amico]

That guy went to jail.

[Josie Marcelino]

Good, good.

[Zach Amico]

Did you have Is anyone Up?

[Drew Dunn]

No.

[Zach Amico]

Is Anyone Up? Was a revenge porn site where they would find nudes of a girl and then post their social media.

[Drew Dunn]

Whoa.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah, and some people from my high school were on that too. Again, underage kids, like, these are not adults. So I'm glad that guy's in jail.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he went to. I think he got Hunter, I think his name was. If I remember correctly.

[Josie Marcelino]

There was a chick that I remember, she. She's on heroin now. I feel bad for her, but, like, she was on that site and a friend of ours told us. She was like, oh, she's on this website. Like, here, go look. Of course we did. And then I was like, I wonder if anybody else we know is on this site. And then I like, scrolled over two pages and it was the girl that sent the link. And I was like, your photos are way worse than hers. Why'd you put a keychain up in your pussy? Like, this is crazy. You. You can't give out somebody else's nudes link when your nudes are also on there. That's insane.

[Zach Amico]

You skipped over the keychain and we gotta.

[Josie Marcelino]

Never figured it out. But like, I. And of course. So it's me and my best friend, who. Whose name I won't say, but me and my best friend knew these other two girls, and the one sent us the link to that girl. And then I did a little bit more digging and I found the other ones. And I'm like, dude, hers are substantially more graphic. It was. She's 16 years old. It's the father of her twin daughters that posted her. And yeah, it was a million. Like, up close and just real gross. And at one point you could just see there's just a keychain sticking out of her snatch. And we. To this day, I'm like, like.

[Zach Amico]

With, like, a little stuffed animal on it.

[Josie Marcelino]

We don't know what. What was in the end was the key ring with, like, the chain. And I'm like, what could have been in there? Because her. Also, this was the first time I realized, like, oh, not every vagina is the size of mine. Some of them have ketones, some of them have given birth to twins naturally, and some of them are massive. So that just. I'm like, what was on the other end of that thing? I'm not usually this sexual. I apologize. Yeah, I think it's this. Normally I'm not the sexual.

[Zach Amico]

It was like when you get the keys for the bathroom at a gas station and there's like a cinder block on it. Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

She's a lesbian now. I gotta call her up and be like, hey, yo, what was this? What was on the other end of your child?

[Zach Amico]

Or you just call and go, hey, remember this? Jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle. You know how you. You shake your keys for me? Was she pregnant and they were trying to entertain the babies when it's ironic. All right, let's do one more stage. Shannon. I feel like I'm really taking. I'm really fucking making a meal of this.

[Shannon]

Let's do Wisconsin.

[Zach Amico]

Wisconsin.

[Shannon]

I don't really know how to give you a hint for this.

[Zach Amico]

Is it an act? Is it a body part?

[Shannon]

I think it's an adjective.

[Zach Amico]

Adjective.

[Shannon]

I think it's an adjective. I hope I'm getting that right.

[Zach Amico]

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[Shannon]

Is it describing not necessarily a race. It could be an act or a person.

[Josie Marcelino]

Slutty, annoying.

[Shannon]

Do you want to guess?

[Drew Dunn]

One drew huge.

[Shannon]

It is sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.

[Drew Dunn]

That was slimy.

[Zach Amico]

I know you kids like your pussies extra sloppy. Lady, you're creeping us out.

[Drew Dunn]

Lady, you're scaring us.

[Zach Amico]

You got it right, I got it wrong. Thank you. No problem. All right, moving on. Mom of two found dead after wandering into freezer of Miami Dollar tree.

[Drew Dunn]

Dollar tree has a freezer?

[Zach Amico]

Yes, they do. I watch an entire YouTube channel where a guy only cooks from food. He bought a dollar tree.

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Okay, now the link.

[Zach Amico]

If I remember Shannon, her vocation is important to this because you go, what kind of a dumb bitch.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, you can't even walk in those phrases.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon. Tell us about it.

[Shannon]

So she's a. An accomplished anesthesiologist. She was visiting.

[Zach Amico]

She sure was.

[Drew Dunn]

That'll make you nervous.

[Shannon]

I can't. I have to look at where she's coming from. Some sort of Latin place that she was visiting the country from. She's 32. And so they found her naked in the freezer, and they're saying that they're not suspecting foul play.

[Drew Dunn]

I think that lady's dipping in the anesthesia a little bit.

[Josie Marcelino]

Wait a minute.

[Shannon]

Or meth. I feel like meth. Like, what makes you, like, overheat so much where you have to, like, get naked and go in there?

[Zach Amico]

No, I think people don't. People who get hypothermia get naked?

[Shannon]

Yeah, they get. They get. They think that they're warm and they take their clothes off. But why is she in the freezer to begin with?

[Josie Marcelino]

Okay, well, wait. What country is she from?

[Shannon]

I have to find it. Hold on. Oh, Nicaragua.

[Josie Marcelino]

Okay.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah. So she wouldn't be seeking out the cold. Those guys put a jacket on when it's 65 degrees outside.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So I'm pretty cuz remember Eliza Lamb was found naked and they thought she and her clothes were in the hotel. The Cecil Hotel girl. The Blackwater. Yeah, she was naked in the. The water supply and they thought she'd been thrown in naked, but she had taken her clothes off because she had hypothermia. So I think you might get.

[Josie Marcelino]

You do. You get. You feel like you're like burning from the inside. You feel that you start sweating and everything.

[Zach Amico]

So that could make sense.

[Shannon]

I don't think she had hypothermia. I think she was just going insane. That lady you're talking about, that Eileen Lamb.

[Zach Amico]

Eliza Lamb.

[Shannon]

Yeah, her. I think she was just having a spell of some sort.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, well, but did they say how this lady walked into the freezer?

[Shannon]

No, they. They don't know how she got in there or why. But they say they don't suspect Val Place founder, one of the employees and.

[Zach Amico]

Where her kids with her?

[Shannon]

No.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. That's wild, dude.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah. Dollar General by yourself. How do you even. Because they're literally just these like racked or like anything like those.

[Josie Marcelino]

Was it?

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, I guess.

[Josie Marcelino]

Was she like stuck there overnight? Like, was it?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I think.

[Drew Dunn]

Okay, so she probably thought it was like the bathroom or something. Maybe the door locked behind her. Yeah, like because you. And then you can't get out through the front. Yeah, but you don't even try. I'd be crawling out through the Lean Cuisines and the freezy box.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, look, they have Spanish ladies for a dollar.

[Josie Marcelino]

It's true. The front of the freezer is just glass, is it not? Like the refrigerated section just clear the racks and break through.

[Drew Dunn]

How many people were shopping at Dollar General that day? Just walking up, just blind eyes. Yeah, there's a passed out brought in the back of the.

[Josie Marcelino]

Now what do you think they do with the food that was in there when she died?

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, they'll sell it.

[Shannon]

Just real quick. This is a walk in freezer. So she's not like in the glass section outside. This is like in the back somewhere.

[Josie Marcelino]

How the fuck did she get in there?

[Drew Dunn]

So, yeah, so she must be in like the storage.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Shannon]

And it did say that surveillance footage hasn't raised any alarm bells.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like that happens in a lot of sitcoms. Yeah, they get stuck in the freezer of something.

[Josie Marcelino]

It happened in SpongeBob.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, I got stuck in a walk in fridge once because the door was. And it was one of those things you had to Press. And it just wouldn't go. And they had to. I was stuck in there for, like, an hour. They had to call in somebody to come and, like, take the hinges off from the outside. But if that was the freezer, I.

[Zach Amico]

Would have been like, she maybe was around in the back.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah. Or was looking for the bathroom or something. Like, thought it was a code, just.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. Oof. That's brutal. There's gotta be a certain point where you're like, I have really fucked up.

[Drew Dunn]

And that's like your last legacy, too, is the Dollar General. You know, like, that's where you died. You could have walked into any freezer, in any luxury restaurant, a nice hotel. You died in the Dollar General.

[Zach Amico]

Walk in. As someone who, when I was super broke, used to do my weekly grocery shopping at Jack's 99 cents.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah. No, but that's what I mean, that's like.

[Zach Amico]

That's the last.

[Drew Dunn]

That's what I mean, that's the last.

[Zach Amico]

Dude in Midtown Manhattan was a war zone. I watched so many brawls and so many people like, throwing at each other, but it was the best. I missed it. That was the Brie. My great. My great. The. The great Brie of the. The. That I'm pretty sure got me and my wife together.

[Josie Marcelino]

You made Brie from the 99 cent store.

[Zach Amico]

So I would go on Friday, and I think they might have stocked Thursday. And I always go when I got paid on Friday because I worked across the street at a call center. And I see a wheel of Brie, but, like, steering wheel, and it says $5. I go, that's obviously not real.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But I need to take it up to the counter. So I take it up and they charge me $5 for it. And I leave. I have pictures with it. I took it home, opened it up, and 20 more $5 stickers fell out, and it was cut into little triangles. They were supposed to open it up.

[Drew Dunn]

Oh. And have each little slice of Brie.

[Zach Amico]

Each slice be five.

[Drew Dunn]

Wow.

[Josie Marcelino]

Someone was either lazy or stupid. And you got a whole wheel of.

[Zach Amico]

Brie, $100 of cheese. And I mean, when I look at how fat I've gotten over the years, this is one of the, like, this is definitely a turning point.

[Drew Dunn]

Jump off.

[Zach Amico]

Because we had Brie everything. Every meal started with Brie on bread. We made Brie, Nacho. We made fucking Brie everything.

[Josie Marcelino]

Brie's so good.

[Zach Amico]

It is. I like Camembert, too, but it's stinky.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah, but it's good.

[Zach Amico]

But God damn, that was the best I'M a fancy cheese boy.

[Drew Dunn]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I'll order, like, a couple times. I've ordered, like, French cheese baskets and shit.

[Drew Dunn]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, boy. They come, like, refrigerated, but they stink. My wife thought something went bad in the fridge the first time I bought one.

[Drew Dunn]

No, it's brand new.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, brand. It's Cannon Bear. It stinks.

[Drew Dunn]

Wow. But it tastes good. You don't. You don't get this.

[Zach Amico]

It smells like homeless feet.

[Josie Marcelino]

I remember the first time I smelled Gruyere. I was working at, like, a fine dining restaurant. They had it over the French onion soup, and I was like. Like, I would apologize to people. I'm like, I'm so sorry that it now smells like a disgusting locker room around you.

[Zach Amico]

Shane, can you look up what camembert is supposed to smell like? It's. It's like, it'll hit you. Because when Faygo used to work at a restaurant, one of their appetizers was a toast, like a baked camembert that they would put in the broiler, and they had to stop making it because.

[Drew Dunn]

It would smell up the whole place.

[Zach Amico]

Because it would clear out the bar.

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, my God.

[Josie Marcelino]

Are you an adventurer eater or Just look at me. That could happen.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Josie Marcelino]

Okay. Would you eat.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Josie Marcelino]

The forbidden wedding cheese. The Italian.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, with the. The maggots in it. No. That's freaky. Okay, I wanna try the earthy mushroomy and vegetable, like cabbage or cauliflower with notes of barnyard garlic. Garlic, sometimes truffle all around. The distinctly slightly pungent aroma from its bloomy rind. While a mild ammonia sense is normal as it ripens, a strong ammonia smell suggests it's overripe. Otherwise, the room is rich, funky, and savory.

[Josie Marcelino]

Scroll down just a little bit, because I want to see what humans say about it. This is AI trying to be nice.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Josie Marcelino]

I want to see what Reddit says a lot.

[Zach Amico]

It just looks like. Come on, a cracker. Shout out. Jake Flores.

[Josie Marcelino]

What?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, that's an old. Don't worry about it. That was true. That was for old school fans. Yes. Columbia has a distinctly strong, pungent, earthy smell still.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah. Barnyard footy.

[Drew Dunn]

Barnyard Footy.

[Zach Amico]

Footy. I think footy really sells it, man. Footy, really? And so the Italian. Shannon, can you look up that Italian with the. That's got, like, literally, like, shit moving in it, though, right?

[Josie Marcelino]

They're live maggots. Yeah. So it's. And you have to, like. It's illegal.

[Zach Amico]

Brush them away.

[Josie Marcelino]

No, you eat them. And it's illegal because if you don't chew them up properly, they'll live in your stomach and then they. They will, like, eat through your intestines.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I don't think I want to try.

[Josie Marcelino]

You have to, like, make sure that you chew up those maggots.

[Zach Amico]

I don't think I want them.

[Josie Marcelino]

Or else they could kill you.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I don't think I want that.

[Drew Dunn]

This is, like, for fun.

[Josie Marcelino]

It's a delicacy in certain parts of Italy.

[Zach Amico]

I wouldn't even. I've never. I've never. I've thought about trying durian.

[Josie Marcelino]

I would like to try durian. I've eaten guinea pig. I had a tiny little piece of guinea pig when I was in Peru.

[Drew Dunn]

Couldn't really get a big piece of guinea pig.

[Josie Marcelino]

No, they're way bigger than me.

[Drew Dunn]

Whole roasted.

[Josie Marcelino]

They bring them out like Shrek style. Like, it's a full. It's got the hay.

[Drew Dunn]

Oh, wow.

[Josie Marcelino]

It's got the. And I knew that going into it. There we go. What is it?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, Shannon's gonna hate this.

[Josie Marcelino]

Casu marzu literally means rotten cheese.

[Zach Amico]

And it's not for the faint of heart.

[Josie Marcelino]

It is known as the world's most dangerous cheese.

[Zach Amico]

And while that might seem a bit.

[Josie Marcelino]

Off putting at first, it's the maggots that give the cheese its distinctive texture and flavor.

[Zach Amico]

Here's how it works. I hate this.

[Drew Dunn]

We got enough cheese.

[Zach Amico]

Cheese is made from sheep's milk.

[Josie Marcelino]

Then a special fly called a cheese fly is allowed to lay its eggs in it. Over the course of two to three months, the maggots eat the cheese and then excrete it out again, transforming it into the soft and creamy casu marzu.

[Zach Amico]

So you're eating maggot shit?

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah. And the maggots cheese.

[Zach Amico]

I hate it. I hate it so much.

[Josie Marcelino]

That's.

[Drew Dunn]

I'm good on that.

[Zach Amico]

I want no part of it.

[Josie Marcelino]

Yeah, I thought I would really like. I was the one that pushed for us to eat the little piece of guinea pig. And then it got in front of us and I started crying and I ate the little piece. And it. It didn't taste bad, but it tasted so unlike anything else that I couldn't pretend it was something else. So I, like, almost threw up. And I imagine the same thing will happen when I go to eat that cheese, because I'm like, in my mind, I'm like, I'm gonna be adventurous and try this cheese. And then just like everything else, I'm like, in my brain, I'm like, I can do that. And then it happens in front of me, and I'm like, shannon, how much.

[Zach Amico]

Did you hate every moment of that?

[Shannon]

I hate everything so much. Even, like, the fly going on it. The maggot on his skin.

[Josie Marcelino]

I also hate bugs. I can't do dead things I wasn't used to.

[Zach Amico]

The guinea pig thing freaked me out when I first. But when you move to Brooklyn, eventually you go to a Spanish grocery store, right? And you open up the freezer, and there's just guinea pigs in there.

[Josie Marcelino]

Oh, damn.

[Zach Amico]

In, like, the, like, deli. Like, the Styrofoam with the plastic over it.

[Josie Marcelino]

They put a little tomato in our guinea pig's mouth because they bring it out. Like I said, it's whole. They put a little tomato in his mouth, and I was like, that's mean. Yeah, that can't do that. And then so what they said, they were like, we're gonna bring it out whole. So, like, everybody takes their pictures, will present it, and then we take it in the back and prepare it. So in my brain, I was like, cool. Then they're gonna just bring me out, like, fillets.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, right.

[Josie Marcelino]

So I'll be able to pretend that it's, like, chicken or something. They just cut it into fives. So head, arm are, like, just the whole body just, like, chopped up.

[Zach Amico]

Hate it. I hate every second of it.

[Josie Marcelino]

So that was my boyfriend. I, like, started crying, and I made him cover it with a napkin like it was csi. And then I made him eat a whole guinea pig because he was like, I paid money for that. We're not gonna waste it. And I was like, we can't waste it. He died. You have to eat it.

[Zach Amico]

Marshall, you're Italian, right? That's the second guinea piggy ate that day.

[Drew Dunn]

Come on, folks.

[Josie Marcelino]

He did not ever eat the guinea pig. I'll be honest with you. We broke up.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, no. I would, too. All right, guys, that's our show. Thank you so much. Please support my great guest Trudeau. Check out his YouTube special, Positive Stuff. Please support Josie Marcelino. Thank you to our friends in the booth. We love you very much. And we will be back for our bonus episode on Friday here on Zach Amico's Morning Zoo. Goodbye.

[Drew Dunn]

Chug it down.

[Zach Amico]

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