Zac Amico's Morning Zoo – Episode 72
Guests: Drew Dunn & Josie Marcelino
Date: December 21, 2025
Network: GaS Digital
Episode Overview
This rollicking edition of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo delivers high-octane chaos, classic B-movie nonsense, and deeply offbeat comedy takes on food, presidents, porn, death, and culinary abominations. Joined by comedians Drew Dunn and Josie Marcelino, Zac leads a totally unfiltered, often gross, and always hilarious ride through the week’s weirdest news, personal stories, and the pure insanity only a roomful of comics can cultivate.
Table of Contents
- Opening Banter: Childhood Nostalgia & Chuck E. Cheese
- Food Horror Stories: Canned Meat & Hot Dogs
- Regional Hot Dogs and Culinary Confessions
- Animatronics, Disney Tech, and Presidential Villainy
- Political Intrigue: Conspiracies & Dead Presidents
- Death in the News: Influencer Mary Magdalene & Anesthesiologist Mystery
- Top Pornhub Searches by State: A Deeply Weird Geography
- Elderly Sex & Nursing Home Revelations
- Gross-Out Foods: Cheese, Maggots, and Guinea Pigs
- Memorable Quotes & Moments
- Timestamps for Key Segments
1. Opening Banter: Childhood Nostalgia & Chuck E. Cheese
[00:27–06:53]
- Whack-a-Mole, Animatronics, and 90s Arcade Love: Josie jokingly worries about a wardrobe malfunction, “There’s a chance a nipple’s gonna pop out like Whack-a-Mole. You gotta let me know if that happens” (Josie, 02:01).
- Chuck E. Cheese’s Lost Glory:
- Josie confesses: “Back in my day, Chuck E. Cheese would, like, smoke a cigar, call everybody toots, insult...like a roast comic. It was fun.” (Josie, 04:02)
- Zac reveals Chuck E. Cheese’s ghost kitchen scam during the pandemic (Pasquale's Pizza): “People started noticing this awful pizza place...it was fucking Chuck E. Cheese operating as a ghost kitchen!” (Zac, 05:37)
2. Food Horror Stories: Canned Meat & Hot Dogs
[06:53–10:04]
- Campbell's Admissions:
- Zac: “The CEO of Campbell’s was like, ‘Don’t eat this. This is for poor people. This is like garbage.’” (Zac, 07:05)
- The Sadness of Canned Chili Mac:
- Zac recalls eating chili mac cold from a can and getting compared to a movie hobo: “My wife walked in...said I reminded her of Christopher Lloyd in Dennis the Menace eating beans.” (Zac, 07:42)
- Hot Dog Horror:
- Drew: “I don’t think a hot dog’s any worse out of a can than it is out of a package.”
- Zac (on hot dog ingredients): “Hot dogs are lips, ears, and assholes... trimmings they can’t put in regular pork products.” (08:49)
3. Regional Hot Dogs and Culinary Confessions
[10:06–11:47]
- Favorites Across America:
- Drew: “I love a Chicago dog...that or the Detroit chili dog, the Coney.”
- Josie: “There’s a place in Baltimore called Stuggies...foot-long hot dog smothered in mac and cheese with lump crab and Old Bay. I’d sell my asshole for that.” (11:18)
- Buffalo’s Twist:
- Zac: “Buffalo does a mac and cheese footlong with onion rings.”
4. Animatronics, Disney Tech, and Presidential Villainy
[12:47–19:18]
- Disney’s New Animatronic Magic:
- Zac is excited about advanced Disney facial animatronics: “Let’s see how good it looks.”
- They riff on potential for more “expressive” robots: “...emotions and reactions were previously impossible: crying, bleeding, full-on transformations.” (Research Assistant video, 13:31)
- Presidents as Theme Park Villains:
- Zac: “Did Disney say once Trump is out, they're gonna put his Hall of Presidents statue in jail?” (14:42)
- Josie: “If we do that, we have to do it for the others—Nixon’s gotta go somewhere, put Clinton on Treasure Island.”
5. Political Intrigue: Conspiracies & Dead Presidents
[15:17–19:43]
- CIA Mysteries:
- Zac: “They asked where [Bush Sr.] was when Kennedy got shot. ‘Can’t remember’—but he was in Dallas!” (16:03)
- Clinton Body Count:
- Zac: “You know, the Clintons know like 150 people who committed suicide...they find ‘em with Bush’s number in their pocket.”
- Presidential Evil:
- Josie: “I think if any of them were a good guy, it was probably Harrison. He died within a month.”
- On All Politicians:
- Drew: “Even to be elected, you gotta have your hands in some bad pockets.”
- Zac: “You owe some favors to some bad people.”
6. Death in the News: Influencer Mary Magdalene & Anesthesiologist Mystery
a) Mary Magdalene Influencer Story
[21:30–26:39]
- Recap: Zac updates the panel on influencer Mary Magdalene’s fatal fall from a window (ninth floor), after being seen carted off by police.
- Theories:
- Zac: “Falling out a window is rarely anything but drugs or a covered-up murder.”
- Josie: “She’s like, a broken person...didn’t get filled by fame or attention. Now I just feel sad.”
- Tone: Surprising empathy, as comics express sadness for failed quests for internet credibility.
b) Dollar Tree Freezer Death
[53:50–58:09]
- Strange Demise: A mom and anesthesiologist from Nicaragua is found naked in a Dollar Tree walk-in freezer.
- Theories and Banter:
- Josie: “Was she stuck there overnight? Maybe she thought it was the bathroom.”
- Zac: “She could have died anywhere, but now it’s Dollar General. That’s your legacy.”
7. Top Pornhub Searches by State: A Deeply Weird Geography
[29:19–51:34]
- Segment Intro:
- Zac: “Every site does year-end wrap-ups, but Pornhub shows what every state searches... this is great.”
- Vermont:
- Most searched: “Jockstrap”
- Zac: “Gay guys love a jockstrap.” (31:45)
- Pennsylvania:
- Most searched: “Puffy Nipples”
- Zac: “That’s actually my Pornhub username.” (36:23)
- Oregon:
- Most searched: “Horny Grandma”
- Josie: “I’ve worked in nursing homes—those people fuck.” (40:56)
- Illinois:
- Most searched: “Hairy Armpits”
- Missouri:
- Most searched: “Boner”
- Drew: “That’s a 12-year-old search.” (46:11)
- Iowa:
- Most searched: “Amish”
- Zac: “Thank you, Iowa.”
- Wisconsin:
- Most searched: “Sloppy”
- Zac, in Billy Madison voice: “I know you kids like your pussies extra sloppy.” (53:27)
- Revelatory Sidebars: The crew riffs on Hasidic Jew fetishes, careless Google histories, and underage revenge porn controversies.
8. Elderly Sex & Nursing Home Revelations
[40:56–42:43]
- STDs Among Seniors:
- Zac: “Somebody said their grandma got gonorrhea in a home—they thought she was out of it, but she was running a train.” (41:53)
- Josie: “UTIs can impair cognition, maybe she wasn’t out of it, just run down with the clap.”
9. Gross-Out Foods: Cheese, Maggots, and Guinea Pigs
[59:22–65:47]
- Brie Windfall:
- Zac finds a “steering wheel of brie” at a dollar store “for $5, should’ve been $100,” sparking a relationship and a descent into cheese addiction.
- Camembert & Stinky Cheeses:
- “It smells like homeless feet. It’s funky, rich, earthy—barnyard, garlicky...”
- Casu Marzu (Maggot Cheese):
- Josie: “It’s illegal because if you don’t chew the maggots, they can eat through your intestines.”
- Zac: “Eating maggot shit, I want no part of it.”
- Guinea Pig in Peru:
- Josie: “They bring it out whole, like with a tomato in its mouth, chop it into five... I started crying and made my boyfriend eat it.”
- Unusual Foods:
- Drew: “I don’t think I want to try maggot cheese for fun.”
- Zac: “You don’t even want to try durian!”
10. Memorable Quotes & Moments
- Josie’s Confession: “I’d sell my asshole for that [mac & cheese crab hotdog] if I was desperate enough.” (11:18)
- Zac’s Dark Wisdom: “Falling out a window is very rarely not drug or alcohol-related, or a covered up murder.” (21:54)
- Drew’s Comedy Economy: “Horny Grandma? Never would have guessed in a million years. These sick bastards.” (40:37)
- On Hasidic Fetishes:
- Zac: “They want diapers and baby stuff, then take the cum home in a tissue, can’t spill the seed.” (33:03)
- Josie’s TMI: “I got chlamydia when I lost my virginity.” (43:26)
11. Timestamps for Key Segments
- Chuck E. Cheese Nostalgia & Ghost Kitchens: 00:27–06:53
- Canned Meat & Food Horrors: 06:53–10:04
- Regional Hot Dog Chat: 10:06–11:47
- Disney Animatronics & President Jokes: 12:47–19:18
- Political Conspiracies: 15:17–19:43
- Mary Magdalene News Segment: 21:30–26:39
- Pornhub State Search Chat: 29:19–51:34
- Nursing Home Sex: 40:56–42:43
- Dollar Tree Freezer Death: 53:50–58:09
- Cheese, Maggots, and Guinea Pigs: 59:22–65:47
Tone/Style
Wild, gross, playful, and brutally honest. Zac, Josie, and Drew bounce from absurd personal stories to perverse trivia, never shying from filth or oversharing. Empathy peeks through the gross-out gags, especially with stories of tragic fame and broken lives.