Zac Amico's Morning Zoo – Episode 72
Guests: Drew Dunn & Josie Marcelino
Date: December 21, 2025
Network: GaS Digital
Episode Overview
This rollicking edition of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo delivers high-octane chaos, classic B-movie nonsense, and deeply offbeat comedy takes on food, presidents, porn, death, and culinary abominations. Joined by comedians Drew Dunn and Josie Marcelino, Zac leads a totally unfiltered, often gross, and always hilarious ride through the week’s weirdest news, personal stories, and the pure insanity only a roomful of comics can cultivate.
Table of Contents
- Opening Banter: Childhood Nostalgia & Chuck E. Cheese
- Food Horror Stories: Canned Meat & Hot Dogs
- Regional Hot Dogs and Culinary Confessions
- Animatronics, Disney Tech, and Presidential Villainy
- Political Intrigue: Conspiracies & Dead Presidents
- Death in the News: Influencer Mary Magdalene & Anesthesiologist Mystery
- Top Pornhub Searches by State: A Deeply Weird Geography
- Elderly Sex & Nursing Home Revelations
- Gross-Out Foods: Cheese, Maggots, and Guinea Pigs
- Memorable Quotes & Moments
- Timestamps for Key Segments
1. Opening Banter: Childhood Nostalgia & Chuck E. Cheese
[00:27–06:53]
- Whack-a-Mole, Animatronics, and 90s Arcade Love: Josie jokingly worries about a wardrobe malfunction, “There’s a chance a nipple’s gonna pop out like Whack-a-Mole. You gotta let me know if that happens” (Josie, 02:01).
- Chuck E. Cheese’s Lost Glory:
- Josie confesses: “Back in my day, Chuck E. Cheese would, like, smoke a cigar, call everybody toots, insult...like a roast comic. It was fun.” (Josie, 04:02)
- Zac reveals Chuck E. Cheese’s ghost kitchen scam during the pandemic (Pasquale's Pizza): “People started noticing this awful pizza place...it was fucking Chuck E. Cheese operating as a ghost kitchen!” (Zac, 05:37)
2. Food Horror Stories: Canned Meat & Hot Dogs
[06:53–10:04]
- Campbell's Admissions:
- Zac: “The CEO of Campbell’s was like, ‘Don’t eat this. This is for poor people. This is like garbage.’” (Zac, 07:05)
- The Sadness of Canned Chili Mac:
- Zac recalls eating chili mac cold from a can and getting compared to a movie hobo: “My wife walked in...said I reminded her of Christopher Lloyd in Dennis the Menace eating beans.” (Zac, 07:42)
- Hot Dog Horror:
- Drew: “I don’t think a hot dog’s any worse out of a can than it is out of a package.”
- Zac (on hot dog ingredients): “Hot dogs are lips, ears, and assholes... trimmings they can’t put in regular pork products.” (08:49)
3. Regional Hot Dogs and Culinary Confessions
[10:06–11:47]
- Favorites Across America:
- Drew: “I love a Chicago dog...that or the Detroit chili dog, the Coney.”
- Josie: “There’s a place in Baltimore called Stuggies...foot-long hot dog smothered in mac and cheese with lump crab and Old Bay. I’d sell my asshole for that.” (11:18)
- Buffalo’s Twist:
- Zac: “Buffalo does a mac and cheese footlong with onion rings.”
4. Animatronics, Disney Tech, and Presidential Villainy
[12:47–19:18]
- Disney’s New Animatronic Magic:
- Zac is excited about advanced Disney facial animatronics: “Let’s see how good it looks.”
- They riff on potential for more “expressive” robots: “...emotions and reactions were previously impossible: crying, bleeding, full-on transformations.” (Research Assistant video, 13:31)
- Presidents as Theme Park Villains:
- Zac: “Did Disney say once Trump is out, they're gonna put his Hall of Presidents statue in jail?” (14:42)
- Josie: “If we do that, we have to do it for the others—Nixon’s gotta go somewhere, put Clinton on Treasure Island.”
5. Political Intrigue: Conspiracies & Dead Presidents
[15:17–19:43]
- CIA Mysteries:
- Zac: “They asked where [Bush Sr.] was when Kennedy got shot. ‘Can’t remember’—but he was in Dallas!” (16:03)
- Clinton Body Count:
- Zac: “You know, the Clintons know like 150 people who committed suicide...they find ‘em with Bush’s number in their pocket.”
- Presidential Evil:
- Josie: “I think if any of them were a good guy, it was probably Harrison. He died within a month.”
- On All Politicians:
- Drew: “Even to be elected, you gotta have your hands in some bad pockets.”
- Zac: “You owe some favors to some bad people.”
6. Death in the News: Influencer Mary Magdalene & Anesthesiologist Mystery
a) Mary Magdalene Influencer Story
[21:30–26:39]
- Recap: Zac updates the panel on influencer Mary Magdalene’s fatal fall from a window (ninth floor), after being seen carted off by police.
- Theories:
- Zac: “Falling out a window is rarely anything but drugs or a covered-up murder.”
- Josie: “She’s like, a broken person...didn’t get filled by fame or attention. Now I just feel sad.”
- Tone: Surprising empathy, as comics express sadness for failed quests for internet credibility.
b) Dollar Tree Freezer Death
[53:50–58:09]
- Strange Demise: A mom and anesthesiologist from Nicaragua is found naked in a Dollar Tree walk-in freezer.
- Theories and Banter:
- Josie: “Was she stuck there overnight? Maybe she thought it was the bathroom.”
- Zac: “She could have died anywhere, but now it’s Dollar General. That’s your legacy.”
7. Top Pornhub Searches by State: A Deeply Weird Geography
[29:19–51:34]
- Segment Intro:
- Zac: “Every site does year-end wrap-ups, but Pornhub shows what every state searches... this is great.”
- Vermont:
- Most searched: “Jockstrap”
- Zac: “Gay guys love a jockstrap.” (31:45)
- Pennsylvania:
- Most searched: “Puffy Nipples”
- Zac: “That’s actually my Pornhub username.” (36:23)
- Oregon:
- Most searched: “Horny Grandma”
- Josie: “I’ve worked in nursing homes—those people fuck.” (40:56)
- Illinois:
- Most searched: “Hairy Armpits”
- Missouri:
- Most searched: “Boner”
- Drew: “That’s a 12-year-old search.” (46:11)
- Iowa:
- Most searched: “Amish”
- Zac: “Thank you, Iowa.”
- Wisconsin:
- Most searched: “Sloppy”
- Zac, in Billy Madison voice: “I know you kids like your pussies extra sloppy.” (53:27)
- Revelatory Sidebars: The crew riffs on Hasidic Jew fetishes, careless Google histories, and underage revenge porn controversies.
8. Elderly Sex & Nursing Home Revelations
[40:56–42:43]
- STDs Among Seniors:
- Zac: “Somebody said their grandma got gonorrhea in a home—they thought she was out of it, but she was running a train.” (41:53)
- Josie: “UTIs can impair cognition, maybe she wasn’t out of it, just run down with the clap.”
9. Gross-Out Foods: Cheese, Maggots, and Guinea Pigs
[59:22–65:47]
- Brie Windfall:
- Zac finds a “steering wheel of brie” at a dollar store “for $5, should’ve been $100,” sparking a relationship and a descent into cheese addiction.
- Camembert & Stinky Cheeses:
- “It smells like homeless feet. It’s funky, rich, earthy—barnyard, garlicky...”
- Casu Marzu (Maggot Cheese):
- Josie: “It’s illegal because if you don’t chew the maggots, they can eat through your intestines.”
- Zac: “Eating maggot shit, I want no part of it.”
- Guinea Pig in Peru:
- Josie: “They bring it out whole, like with a tomato in its mouth, chop it into five... I started crying and made my boyfriend eat it.”
- Unusual Foods:
- Drew: “I don’t think I want to try maggot cheese for fun.”
- Zac: “You don’t even want to try durian!”
10. Memorable Quotes & Moments
- Josie’s Confession: “I’d sell my asshole for that [mac & cheese crab hotdog] if I was desperate enough.” (11:18)
- Zac’s Dark Wisdom: “Falling out a window is very rarely not drug or alcohol-related, or a covered up murder.” (21:54)
- Drew’s Comedy Economy: “Horny Grandma? Never would have guessed in a million years. These sick bastards.” (40:37)
- On Hasidic Fetishes:
- Zac: “They want diapers and baby stuff, then take the cum home in a tissue, can’t spill the seed.” (33:03)
- Josie’s TMI: “I got chlamydia when I lost my virginity.” (43:26)
11. Timestamps for Key Segments
- Chuck E. Cheese Nostalgia & Ghost Kitchens: 00:27–06:53
- Canned Meat & Food Horrors: 06:53–10:04
- Regional Hot Dog Chat: 10:06–11:47
- Disney Animatronics & President Jokes: 12:47–19:18
- Political Conspiracies: 15:17–19:43
- Mary Magdalene News Segment: 21:30–26:39
- Pornhub State Search Chat: 29:19–51:34
- Nursing Home Sex: 40:56–42:43
- Dollar Tree Freezer Death: 53:50–58:09
- Cheese, Maggots, and Guinea Pigs: 59:22–65:47
Tone/Style
Wild, gross, playful, and brutally honest. Zac, Josie, and Drew bounce from absurd personal stories to perverse trivia, never shying from filth or oversharing. Empathy peeks through the gross-out gags, especially with stories of tragic fame and broken lives.
For listeners who missed the episode, this summary captures all the comedic chaos, offbeat wisdom, and memorable anecdotes from the crew—arm you with the wildest takes on presidents, peculiar porn, and America’s least appetizing lunch.
