0074. Aaron Berg and Wolfgang Hunter

Summary

Podcast Summary: Zac Amico's Morning Zoo

Episode 74: Aaron Berg & Wolfgang Hunter
Release Date: December 28, 2025
Podcast Network: GaS Digital Network
Host: Zac Amico
Guests: Aaron Berg (comedian), Wolfgang Hunter (comedian)
Producer/Co-host: Shannon

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Overview

On this chaotic and irreverent episode of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo, Zac is joined by comedians Aaron Berg and Wolfgang Hunter for a ride through viral videos, wild news stories, and their signature no-holds-barred comedic riffing. The episode touches on bizarre accidents, cruise ship tragedies, international legal woes, etiquette lessons, absurd news headlines, and pop culture deep-dives, all filtered through the trio's twisted comedic sensibilities.

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Key Discussion Points and Highlights

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1. Guest Introductions & Plugs

(00:48–03:50)

• Zac welcomes Wolfgang Hunter (known for YouTube special “I’m With Her”) and Aaron Berg, calling Berg "one of the most underrated comics in the industry."
• Brief banter about Aaron being a last-minute guest:

  “It never worked out... but then today it worked out because somebody canceled.” – Aaron Berg (01:35)

• Plugs for the guests’ upcoming shows and Zac’s New Year’s Eve gig in Columbus, Ohio, and his Juggalo Championship Wrestling tour.

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2. ‘Does It Live or Die?’: Viral Cliff Selfie Fail

(03:50–07:58)

• Shannon shares a video of a man in China falling off a mountain cliff while taking a selfie.
• The hosts banter about whether the man survived (“the tree catches him”).

  “I think he lived. Yeah, I think the tree catches him.” – Wolfgang Hunter (05:07)

• The man survived, posting online about his miraculous luck.

  “The mountain gods blessed me. I’m so lucky. I fell from a 40 meter high cliff and rolled down the slope for nearly 15 meters.” — Shannon, reading the survivor’s post (05:42)

• The segment devolves into gags about Asian people landing like cats, cats freaked by cucumbers, and Zach’s own chaotic cat story ending in blood and trauma bonding.

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3. Cruise Ship Homicide: The 33 Drinks Disaster

(10:32–19:15)

• News story: A cruise passenger’s death on Royal Caribbean is ruled a homicide after being served 33 drinks in one day and restrained by security.

  “He was served 33 drinks the day of his demise.” – Zach Amico (10:47)

• The group discusses cruise ship drinking culture and boarding chaos.
• Shannon reveals this happened on the first day, before the victim had even seen their cabin; he was sedated and pepper-sprayed after erratic, violent behavior.
• The legal conversation centers on cruise line responsibility:

  “Royal Caribbean is in big trouble. I’ve been on that line before.” – Aaron Berg (12:30)
  “33 drinks is... yeah, that might be attempted murder.” – Zach Amico (13:17)

• Anecdotes about cruises including being mistakenly locked into the wrong room, cruise lines settling with substantial credits/free cruises after incidents, and ship morgue/ice-cream party rumors.

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4. Bali Bang Bus: Porn Star Faces Prison

(23:07–26:41)

• News: Porn actress Bonnie Blue faces up to 15 years in Bali after filming sex acts with 17 male tourists.
• Discussion about strict Indonesian anti-porn laws, with jokes about bribery, diplomatic intervention, and the infamous “bang bus” scenario.

  “They didn’t arrest her for the porn. She just wasn’t wearing a hijab.” – Wolfgang Hunter (24:30)

• Shannon notes the case is in the spotlight and may take months to resolve.

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5. Trans Woman Says TSA 'Hit Her in the Testicles'

(27:56–34:39)

• News: A trans woman claims JFK TSA agent punched her in the genitals, sparking social media outrage.
• Discussion revolves around the awkwardness and challenges of TSA pat-downs, the performative aspect of social media “crying selfies,” and “GoFundMe” culture.

  “So a TSA agent at JFK airport punched me in the genitalia, yelled at me for having a penis...” – Shannon quoting story (28:00)

• Zac shares his own metal-detecting body piercing tales:

  “The amount of times I’ve had TSA touch... because of my dick ring.” – Zach Amico (32:43)

• The group riffs on the ordeal’s viral potential and the intersection of gender and airport security.

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6. Etiquette React: The Most Annoying British Etiquette Guy

(34:48–43:34)

• Zac introduces a suave YouTube “etiquette guru” and quizzes guests on correct ways to eat spaghetti, rice, mussels, pears, and cherries according to posh British dining rules.

  “He eats a cheeseburger with a knife and fork. I hate this shit.” – Zach Amico (36:53)

• The etiquette quirks (“spit cherry pits into the non-dominant hand, rice on back of fork”) baffle the crew.

  “That’s counterintuitive. That’s just really called how to eat like a... Yeah.” – Zach Amico (38:15)

• Multiple quotes about absurdity of the rules and jokes about replacing them with “comedy club etiquette.”

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7. Bizarre News Quick Hits

- Nine Babies at Once

(43:38–46:21)

• Woman from Mali reportedly gives birth to nonuplets (9 babies), possibly a world record.

  “They airlifted her for specialized care... All nine children survived.” – Shannon (43:54)

• Speculation about fertility drugs & rituals, musings on the father’s pride.

- Teacher of the Month Arrested for Teen Sex

(46:30–53:36)

• 30-year-old female teacher charged with sex with a 17-year-old male student (her “slow-moving” grooming process recounted in detail).
• Reflect on Mary Kay Letourneau’s infamous similar affair, relationships that start this way, and the legal/ethical weirdness.

  “She’s a pedophile, but she moves real slow.” – Zach Amico (48:40)

- AI Deepfakes and Future of Reality

(54:21–55:21)

• Talk about the rise of AI-created media and the impending difficulty of distinguishing real from deepfaked content in video and audio.

- Sinatra’s Legendary Genitalia

(55:32–56:36)

• Paul Anka confirms rumors of Frank Sinatra’s supposedly “19-pound” penis.

  “How lucky can one guy be... I punched her and she blew me.” – Aaron Berg as Sinatra (55:57)

- Sammy Davis Jr. & the Church of Satan

(56:47–58:07)

• Sammy Davis Jr.’s rumored Satanic church connection, plus infamous sex party stories of other celebrities.

- Old Sketch Comedy Shows & Cancel Culture

(58:07–60:24)

• The crew reminisces about edgy humor of past sketch shows (In Living Color, Kids in the Hall) and laments reactive censorship and online outrage erasing “transgressive” comedy gems.

  “I talked to Scott Thompson at Skankfest... His stuff’s being taken down for ‘phobia’ reasons and he’s like, ‘Well yeah, but I did it.’” – Aaron Berg (59:44)

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8. Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “Cruise is trailer park at sea.” — Aaron Berg (18:25)
• “Trauma bond” — Zach Amico, on cats turning from enemies to friends after attacking him (08:57)
• “The cruise line will give that family like 5 mil plus a free cruise. And the family will take the cruise.” — Aaron Berg (18:11)
• “She’s a pedophile, but she moves real slow.” — Zach Amico (48:40)
• “That’s counterintuitive. That’s just really called how to eat like a...” — Zach Amico, etiquette guy segment (38:15)
• “You got to warn people... The amount of times I’ve had TSA touch... because of my dick ring.” – Zach Amico (32:13, 32:43)
• “How lucky can one guy be. I punched her and she blew me.” — Aaron Berg, Frank Sinatra parody (55:57)
• “Cruise ships have a morgue.” — Zach Amico (18:39)
• “Royal Caribbean is in big trouble.” — Aaron Berg (12:30)
• “Now on the Lido deck, there will be an ice cream party.” — Zach Amico (19:23)

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9. Closing and Sketch Comedy Tribute

(60:24–end)

• The show ends with a viewing of a classic In Living Color sketch: Jim Carrey as Don Rickles roast-style at the U.N., leading into a short discussion of why groundbreaking sketch comedy matters.

  “All of this is funny... God damn, that’s good. And also, man, so close to so many people’s real ex—but still very fucking funny.” — Zach Amico (62:41)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------------------|---------------| | Guest introductions & plugs | 00:48–03:50 | | ‘Does It Live or Die’ (Cliff Video) | 03:50–07:58 | | Cruise Ship Homicide (33 drinks death) | 10:32–19:15 | | Bonnie Blue ‘Bang Bus’ in Bali | 23:07–26:41 | | JFK TSA trans woman story | 27:56–34:39 | | Etiquette Guy reacts | 34:48–43:34 | | Woman gives birth to nine babies | 43:38–46:21 | | Teacher-student sex scandal & Mary Kay Letourneau| 46:30–53:36 | | AI/deepfake culture | 54:21–55:21 | | Sinatra’s penis/Sammy Davis Jr./sketch comedy | 55:32–60:24 | | In Living Color (Don Rickles) sketch viewing | 60:24–end |

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Overall Tone

The episode is fast-paced, darkly comedic, and as advertised: “unhinged.” Zac, Aaron, and Wolfgang keep the energy rowdy and irreverent, tackling true crime, viral vids, and headline news with relentless banter and off-the-cuff gags. No subject is too dark or taboo—the only constant is big laughs and a clear love for edgy, boundary-pushing comedy.

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For listeners and fans:
This is a must-listen for fans of rapid-fire, NSFW morning comedy with a shock-jock twist. Whether you love wild news stories, stand-up gossip, or sketch comedy nostalgia, you'll find something to snort coffee over here.

Transcript

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Fill her up.

[Zach Amico]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

Wake up, it's time to go. Zach Amico's got a show. Animals are here to play Jokes and guests to start your day Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and join.

[Zach Amico]

The cre.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

It's Zach Amico, Morning suit.

[Zach Amico]

Well, hello, hello, hello. It is a fine Monday morning here on the Gas Digital Studios. It's your other boy, the international superstar Zach Amico saying welcome to Zach Amico's morning zoo. Across the table for me, two extremely funny people from his YouTube special, I'm with her. It's our good friend, Wolfgang Hunter. How you doing, dog?

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Hey, what's going on, Zach? Good to be here.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you for being here. It's a pleasure to have you next to him from the SDR show. But I want to give him an introduction. He deserves someone who I have been around a lot in comedy. One of the most reliably, brilliantly funny people, one of the best performers, one of the most underrated comics is in the industry. Aaron Berg. How you doing, man?

[Aaron Berg]

Thank you. Happy Monday morning to you.

[Zach Amico]

Happy Monday, buddy. Thank you very much for gracing us with your presence.

[Aaron Berg]

It's good to be here. I've always wanted to be here and it never worked out. But then today it worked out because somebody canceled.

[Zach Amico]

Perfect, I'll take it.

[Aaron Berg]

I love being that guy.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you very much. I appreciate you spending time with us today. Let's knock plugs right out of the way. Mr. Berg, what do you want people to check out? Oh, my God.

[Aaron Berg]

You can catch me in Wilmington, North Carolina this weekend. I'll be taking my daughter with me. She'll be hanging out, first time on the road with her for a while and she won't be doing stand up, I don't think. But I'll be at Dead Crow. Get your tickets at Dead Crow Comedy Club. And then I will be doing a special in January in Austin, Texas. You can check out the dates. Gas Digital will be releasing that the Moncton Comedy Festival end of January in Moncton, New Brunswick. And you can always catch me at the stand NYC here in New York.

[Zach Amico]

Wonderful. Mr. Hunter.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Hey, what's going on? I got a show next month at Grove 34. The date is still TBD, but you can find more information on that on Instagram. Just follow me at Wolfgang underscore Hunter.

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic. Punch up that live Zach Miko for all my dates. New Year's Eve, I will be in Columbus, Ohio, with Luis J. Gomez doing a live real ass podcast stand up show and podcast recording to ring in the New Year's. Then we're gonna be at Bricky's Comedy Club that whole weekend. Then I'm going on the road with Juggalo Championship Wrestling. You can get all those dates@ psychopathicrecords.com and as far as this show, well, if you enjoy it, head on over to gas digital.com today and use my promo code, ZOO. And you get yourself a little bit of money off your subscription. You get the live chat, you get the archives. That's right, thousands of episodes of all your favorite Gas Digital shows. You get episodes early ad free and uncensored. Most importantly, you get that bonus Friday episode. We do three of these a week. If you want all three, you gotta subscribe. And thank you so much for however you consume the program. Let's start with a fun video. Shannon. I don't know. Do we want to call it. It Doesn't Live? What do we want to do? This is a video we just saw of a tourist deciding while on a cliff to take a selfie. And let's see how it goes for this particular gentleman. Shannon, I'm guessing.

[Aaron Berg]

Well, does it live or does it die?

[Zach Amico]

Haven't done one of these a while, so here we've got. And where are we, Shannon?

[Shannon]

Oh, I have to. Can you click away Gas Digital Studios? It's a. A mountain in China.

[Zach Amico]

Mountain in China. China. And we're gonna see this guy take a selfie and see how it goes right here. Yeah, we're watching this guy in the jeans.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Again.

[Zach Amico]

Again. Again. You've got the group of people, they're gonna want to see this dink fall a couple times. Oh, crap.

[Aaron Berg]

The fall wasn't that far, right? He just fell off down into a tree.

[Zach Amico]

I can't tell.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I think the tree probably fucking got him.

[Zach Amico]

You think the tree gets him? Let's see one more time. I feel like they're pretty high up.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

It's a good thing they have a billion people.

[Zach Amico]

So we're gonna guess, does this gentleman pass away? Does he survive? Wolfgang, your thoughts?

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I think. I think he. I think he lived. Yeah, I think he lived.

[Zach Amico]

You think the tree catches him?

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I think the tree catches him. Do you think, like, people watch him fall and you're like, oh, I'm falling. Oh, that's not me.

[Zach Amico]

Mom, dad?

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Oh, no.

[Zach Amico]

Brother, sister, Aunt? Uncle Aaron, your thoughts?

[Aaron Berg]

He riffs.

[Zach Amico]

He riffs. All right. Just to make the game interesting. I'm going to go dives because I have a feeling they're pretty high up and I feel like he's bouncing all the way down. He's not getting caught by a branch.

[Aaron Berg]

Oh, no.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like he's going, Shannon.

[Shannon]

So he lived.

[Zach Amico]

There we go.

[Shannon]

It says he fell about 50ft. And he posted on social media afterwards. The mountain gods blessed me. I'm so lucky. I fell from a 40 meter high cliff and rolled down the slope for nearly 15 meters.

[Zach Amico]

The slope rolled down it.

[Aaron Berg]

We got a slope on a slope.

[Zach Amico]

It's an inception. We have an inception.

[Shannon]

When the rocks collapsed, I thought I was going to die. It's so good to be alive. So I'll live well.

[Aaron Berg]

Really not looking forward to the bus trip back home to Tokyo.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Real lucky dragon, eh?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that. Yeah. I guess that technically it is safer to fall from that height than it is to take a bus to Boston from Middle Chinatown.

[Aaron Berg]

I also believe, and I don't want to sound racist, but Asian people land like cats, I would imagine. Yeah. They always land on their feet.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Do you think that's from kung fu or. They're just. They're naturally. They have good balance.

[Aaron Berg]

Kung fu, tai chi, a whole combination.

[Zach Amico]

If you buttered a piece of bread and duct taped it to an Asian's back and dropped it, which side would land?

[Aaron Berg]

Oh, boy. I have no idea.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Is that also a cat thing?

[Zach Amico]

Well, no, because the joke is if you butter bread that the butter side always falls down.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Okay, I did not know that.

[Aaron Berg]

We don't eat as much bread.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Are they scared of tinfoil?

[Zach Amico]

Zach does it with a loaf. Yeah. Whoops, whoops, whoops. I keep eating my mistakes. Yeah, gross. No, they. What should we call it? No, it's like when. It's that when you put a cucumber behind a cat.

[Aaron Berg]

What's that?

[Wolfgang Hunter]

That's the thing, too.

[Zach Amico]

Oh. Shadow the cat. For some reason, it freaks him out.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Freaks him out. I know, the tinfoil thing. Like if you put tin foil on all the surfaces.

[Aaron Berg]

Dude, I saw a thing where, you know, is it cake or is it not that thing? I saw someone cut a cat cake and the cat jumped at the owner because they thought it was cutting. A real cat.

[Zach Amico]

That's fucking great.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah, it was wonderful.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

They slide for their boys, man.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, they live for their boys. That my two cats did not get along until I stepped on the little one's tail and he let a noise I had never heard before. I mean, they hated each other.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I stepped on the Little one's tail one day, and he let out a noise I never heard. It was not a for me noise. It was deep. And I was like, what the fuck was that? It was a Hootie Ho. He called the other cat, and they beat the fucking shit out of me.

[Aaron Berg]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

They. It had a look like Chris Farley, because I was just spinning in a circle with two cats hanging on to me.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I had to slam my bedroom door closed. And then they stood outside hissing at me for, like, 15 minutes. Never been aggressive before. And then I had to, like, run out my front door, lock them in. I came here, got in my Uber, and I was late, and Harrington was still working here.

[Aaron Berg]

And they're behind the Uber. Like Terminator.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

Falling onto the well.

[Zach Amico]

No, I got in the Uber, and I got here, and I had. I had jeans and a T shirt on. And I get here, and Harrison's like, you look fucked up. I was like, dude, come into the bathroom with me right now. And I just took my pants off. I was covered in blood. They've ripped my thighs and my belly.

[Aaron Berg]

Oh, I thought your period stone.

[Zach Amico]

No, no, dude. They fucking. They hung on to me.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they ripped from probably my belly to my knees. Was all scratches and blood.

[Aaron Berg]

Are they adopted?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but then they became boys after that.

[Aaron Berg]

Good, good.

[Zach Amico]

So I think they. Trauma bond.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah. Trial by combat.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that'll do it. All right, we're moving on. Oh. Go ahead, Shannon.

[Aaron Berg]

Dude. Oh, wow.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Dude. Omniscient.

[Shannon]

I feel like that's not real.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I feel like these might be a.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Those are sora.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's cake. Look, see? Strawberry.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

You can see the sora watermark pop up. But then also, like, the. The audio is chromatic. It sounds like they all have auto tune on.

[Aaron Berg]

Oh, yeah.

[Shannon]

I have the cucumber instead, if you want to see that.

[Zach Amico]

The cucumber, I think, is. Has been going around for a long time.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Damn, dude. AI videos are fucking yalls.

[Aaron Berg]

What is their problem?

[Zach Amico]

They don't like them.

[Shannon]

It's a. I think they're just being startled by something that they didn't see when they went there.

[Aaron Berg]

Dude, I don't care.

[Zach Amico]

Also, somebody's gonna give their cat a heart attack and then blame the Internet. Yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

Smells like mom's.

[Zach Amico]

Why is my tuna. Tuna tun?

[Aaron Berg]

Time to remodel your kitchen.

[Zach Amico]

All right. Thank you, Shannon.

[Aaron Berg]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

Moving on. Cruise passenger. Death ruled homicide after family says he. And what. What line was this, Shannon?

[Shannon]

Royal Caribbean.

[Zach Amico]

Royal Caribbean had the elite drink package.

[Aaron Berg]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

He was served 33 drinks the day of his demise.

[Aaron Berg]

Yep.

[Zach Amico]

Pretty sure they're going to be fucked on that one.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

How do you. You got to cut up. That's. I think any bartender might be fucked that, right?

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah. 34 would probably.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

You.

[Aaron Berg]

You've killed a person. He was still like alive when he was trying to kick a door down. I saw this video.

[Zach Amico]

Did they also tran him?

[Aaron Berg]

Yes.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

How much of that was at the bar and how much of that was like just beob.

[Aaron Berg]

You can't.

[Zach Amico]

Byob can't be yo be on a cruise.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

They search your shit.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. It takes forever to get on a cruise because they go through everybody's bags. People try and bring like the. They don't like garbage bag texture. They like you can sneak liquid onto stuff and they dig for that.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

The one thing they're real protective on a cruise is no booze and no drugs.

[Aaron Berg]

Carnival, it's all just like stopped bottles of Hennessy on the land. It's crazy.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I wonder who's bringing that in. Well, well, probably the Chinese.

[Zach Amico]

That's who goes on Carnival.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Carnival cruise.

[Zach Amico]

But yeah, yeah, you can't. It's very hard to sneak booze. And so they're saying the bar package though. Yeah, he had, I believe, the unlimited. That's.

[Aaron Berg]

Well, they have unlimited, but Elite must be top shelf. This guy knew his booze. 34 is a lot of drinks.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I mean, is this like an all inclusive thing where you just like pay a flat fee?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. So most places I think are supposed to cut you off at 12 or 13 and you pay with. You either have a wristband or like a lanyard.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah, you just give me your card, your room card. And they go beep. Okay, you're good.

[Zach Amico]

And they beep you. So I believe it also keeps account of how many drinks you've been served. Yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

Royal Caribbean is in big trouble. I've been on that line before. I've been on a lot of cruises.

[Zach Amico]

And just to inform Mr. Hunter, cruise drunk is a different drunk. Yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

It's international waters. So your body doesn't know how drunk.

[Zach Amico]

You are and you're getting used to the ship. So you do the first two nights of a cruise, you watch people walk a straight line and just take headers. And the way, you know, like the way a child falls and they don't know to catch themselves.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

The sea legs.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, you watch people just fall on the top of their heads, either into a wall in the hallway or just crash on the floor. And plus they're on vacation. They got up and started Boozing, they're jet lagged. They're not on their regular schedule. So 33 drinks is. Yeah, that might be attempted murder.

[Shannon]

By the way. This was their first day. They had just boarded the ship.

[Zach Amico]

Oh. People are hammered at the safety meeting.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Wow. Sounds like he really needed that vacation.

[Shannon]

They hadn't got. He hadn't been to the room yet. They got there and they were waiting to get to their cabin. It wasn't ready yet. So he hung out by the bar. His wife and 7 year old went to the room after he then got drunk. He left. And when he was trying to find his room, when he couldn't find his room is when the cops got him and they did sedate him and they sprayed him. So like a combination of all that together. He's also not an in shape man.

[Zach Amico]

No.

[Shannon]

So that all got him. I have the video if you want to see. Yeah, please.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah. Pretty cool. Cruise ship passenger who was reportedly drunk in unruly on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship. Nikki. Nikki. Nine doors who broke this story originally is live for us again tonight. New at 6.

[Shannon]

Haley Alex.

[News Reporter]

I spoke to a family member of the man who died on the cruise ship. He was aboard with his his little son and his wife.

[Shannon]

Some other family members skip ahead a little.

[Aaron Berg]

Aren't we all bored with our wife and family members?

[Zach Amico]

Everyone's bored with their wife.

[News Reporter]

And seven year old cruise ship passenger has died.

[Zach Amico]

Wow.

[News Reporter]

The coroner's office confirms 35.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Another Drake fan lost to the world.

[News Reporter]

Caribbean's navigator of the seas.

[Aaron Berg]

The man was listening to jelly roll on earpods.

[News Reporter]

Supposed to be as Virgil got off the elevator on the wrong floor and started making threats. Screaming profanity and racial slurs.

[Zach Amico]

The gentleman which slurs said that he was going to kill us and then.

[Aaron Berg]

He started chasing us down the hallway.

[Zach Amico]

The crew member that I was running with was able to lock himself in one of the towel rooms.

[News Reporter]

Mikhail says Virgil injured two crew members and then captured video of him trying to get to that crew member.

[Shannon]

By.

[News Reporter]

Kicking the door to the towel room with his steel toed boots.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

He wore the butters on the cruise. That's crazy.

[Aaron Berg]

You never know what's going to happen in St. Thomas.

[Zach Amico]

You know I'm not God, but you're not. It's alcohol.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

It's just alcohol.

[News Reporter]

Shirtless and exhausted, Virgil is surrounded by security. Male says they used bear or pepper spray towels, zip ties and eventually handcuffs to detain Virgil. But one of his family members says security injected Virgil with some sort of sedative semen within an hour. He Died.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

He injected him with a bullet from a gun.

[News Reporter]

Is completely uncharacteristic of him. And that he was a good man. Who leaves behind a wife and 7 year old son also aboard the cruise.

[Aaron Berg]

Oh no.

[Zach Amico]

The worst thing is they were stuck until they got to port.

[Aaron Berg]

Dad's at the buffet.

[Zach Amico]

Well, he probably. That, that's not that big of a cover, but dude, 33 drink, so. And he never made it to the room. No, that's. That's. Yeah, that's.

[Aaron Berg]

You're gonna want to get your money back.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I mean they'll probably be.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah, I would say.

[Zach Amico]

I would say they're at least going to get negligence. There's not attempted murder. The bartenders probably.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I was going to say like.

[Aaron Berg]

And then the security guy.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

If we're going to get break about it, there's probably going to be some like civil suit for like, you know, wrongful death.

[Zach Amico]

Couple mil, couple mil easy.

[Aaron Berg]

She's gonna remarry.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. A guy that's not a fucking drunk.

[Aaron Berg]

I doubt that she'll marry a drunk.

[Zach Amico]

She'll marry another drunk definitely.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah, that's her.

[Zach Amico]

She's got a type choice.

[Aaron Berg]

He was a good guy.

[Zach Amico]

Now here's the question. How long before they go on a cruise?

[Aaron Berg]

Oh, they will.

[Zach Amico]

Do you think?

[Aaron Berg]

Yes, because part of the deal that they.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, here's gonna be unlimited cruises.

[Aaron Berg]

My sister and brother in law, we're all on a cruise together and we're Jewish, so they're always looking for free stuff. So they're in their room. All of a sudden, one in the morning.

[Zach Amico]

Cruise ships had addicts, but.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Beep.

[Zach Amico]

What's going on?

[Aaron Berg]

Drunk guy comes into the room. My sister wakes up, what the hell? My brother in law, what the fuck's going on? Who are you? And all of a sudden they're like, this is our room. Some guy that worked for the cruise, the guy went down and goes, I can't find my room. What room are you in? He just said a room. 1572. They're like, okay, beep.

[Zach Amico]

Opened it.

[Aaron Berg]

Have a good night, sir. Let him into my brother in law and sister's room. And of course they're like, well, what the fuck are you gonna do? They're like, we'll give you $500 onboard credit. And they're like, no, she could have been raped and then she wasn't, but she could have been. And so then sure enough, they didn't settle until they're like, here's a free cruise. That's that. That's a bargaining chip for Them, they're going to give that family like 5 mil plus a free cruise. And the family will take the cruise.

[Zach Amico]

That's crazy.

[Aaron Berg]

And the wife's going to be like, don't you get drunk and die on this? Just playing bingo.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

You don't think they'll, like, move to rich people vacations now they have money? Or do you think port, you just pours a mentality. It just sticks with you even when you get.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, cruise is a mentality.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah. Cruise is trailer park at sea. That's exactly what it is. These people love it. They're like, look, I know your dad died on one of these, but this is a different line. It's different. Norwegian's different than Royal Caribbean.

[Zach Amico]

I've shown a lot of people die on cruise. We've gone over this cruise. Have a morgue.

[Aaron Berg]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Because of the old people. Oh, yeah, A lot of old people.

[Aaron Berg]

And the comics.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, comics. A lot of people just kick it because, you know, they're all. They're 80, they're on vacation. Maybe they don't. They're not used to partying. And then I've repeated this a few times on the show. There's a rumor that if you're on a cruise and there is an impromptu ice cream party, that's because they ran out of room in the morgue and they had to get rid of some of the ice cream in the freezer because they ran a room for bodies.

[Aaron Berg]

Come on.

[Zach Amico]

I've read it a few. I've read it a few places, but it's only like if a couple people drop dead being.

[Aaron Berg]

Attention cruise passengers. Now on the little deck, there will be an ice cream party.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you for being great passengers.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

It comes on in Chinese, too.

[Aaron Berg]

That's really good Chinese.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Oh, thanks. It's all fake.

[Zach Amico]

Because people, like, get on cruises.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah. And some people are already like that.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah. Because I've seen so many videos of just like young bucks jumping over the side thinking it's, you know, fucking.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Poc. You know, they're going Pirates of the Caribbean mode and they just fucking die. They get lost at seeing.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. There's no coming back.

[Aaron Berg]

Oh, it's nightmare.

[Zach Amico]

What, are they going to turn the boat around?

[Wolfgang Hunter]

No, they don't. They probably don't even, like, know. The crew probably doesn't even know until the next day. It's like, oh, somebody went overboard.

[Aaron Berg]

Yep. That's a lot of guys get rid of their wives that way, too.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that was the old Patrice bit. Rock coats. You got it. You got to add to the Caribbean. They did it on that one. He got out to the Caribbean Rock Coats, man. We got coats full of rocks. What is. Shannon, you're. You're a person who's worked in the bar scene. What would you say is an acceptable amount of drinks to serve one person?

[Shannon]

I just think it's like how they are behaving because, like, people hold their liquor like so, so differently. But like, once they start, like, slurring, wobbling is when I would start to either. I usually just like water down their drinks. Because people are just going to get pissed off if you say, I'm not serving you anymore.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

So I just start adding more and more water.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah. That's when you start ripping people off.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

I. The place I've worked for the past like 10 years usually does, like, open bar catering events. So I'm not. I'm not like stealing from them.

[Aaron Berg]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

But so you. If you were bartending.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Damn.

[Zach Amico]

And somebody, they're up for the 22nd drink.

[Shannon]

I mean, that's. It's insane to even get to that point. That's crazy.

[Aaron Berg]

Like five or six. I mean, he was usually a tap out, right?

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Depends on what you're drinking, I guess.

[Shannon]

Yeah. He is a huge guy, but he's like, clearly impaired. And so he must have been for hours before this.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah. Like 26 beers versus, like 26, like shots is, you know, very different kinds of drunk. But I mean, I don't know. Usually it's like people.

[Aaron Berg]

One is Shane Gillis, the other is Gino Visconti.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Equal levels of success. Also might add.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, how many drinks was the power hour?

[Shannon]

So six. Well, I think it was six white claws, maybe. But you guys did it differently. Every 10 minutes, you guys also took shots, but I think it was a total of about six white claws. One shot for a minute every 60 minutes.

[Zach Amico]

We did a power hour on Shannon show. And then we did breathalyzers.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I defied the laws of alcoholism.

[Shannon]

He did he like a 0.02. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I was less drunk at the end of it than I was halfway through it.

[Aaron Berg]

Really.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, I just. Yeah, I could. I could put away a few.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And we were doing White Claw. So it was a shot of White Claw every minute. And then we did a shot of whiskey or tequila.

[Shannon]

I can't. I think it was. It was one of those two. I thought it was tequila.

[Zach Amico]

Every 10 minutes, we did a shot of hard liquor.

[Aaron Berg]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

And I was legally allowed to drive at the end of the hour.

[Aaron Berg]

Good.

[Zach Amico]

Because I was. Yeah. I Was under the legal limit. Right.

[Shannon]

I feel like it was a 0.02. It was like, literally, what? This is just nothing.

[Zach Amico]

I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy who enjoys it, who enjoys a beverage.

[Aaron Berg]

Good for you. You really excel at that.

[Zach Amico]

God, I wish I had any other skill. All right, moving on. Porn star Bonnie Blue faces up to 15 years in jail after being detained over bang bus stunt in Bali. Sharon, what did this wonderful woman do?

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Ripped a child, probably.

[Shannon]

So, no, it was nothing underage. But, you know, she does a thing like, you know, a jail bait thing where she puts out calls on her social media for guys that are young, but, like 18 and older. And so her and 17 male tourists, including 15 Australians, were. Were there to. And they were filming porn, and so they arrested her. The issue is so like, anything, I guess just anything pornography related is illegal there. So they arrested her. She faces, I think, 15 years in jail if they process. If they. If she's guilty. But they're saying that. The lawyer is basically saying that usually there is a, like, somebody who's, like, really paying for the porn, not like her herself.

[Zach Amico]

And.

[Shannon]

And those people usually, like, make a call and ask for her to be sent back to the US to be tried here instead of, like, having to, like, go there and serve time in Indonesia.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

The jail.

[Zach Amico]

Stone this bitch.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

The jail is just on fire. Like, she fucked the jail. She fucked everyone in the jail.

[Aaron Berg]

She's on the diplomatic community.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

How did they. How did they find out they were filming porn? It's not like she has a fucking giant bus.

[Shannon]

She's posting. Yes, that too. And she. Yeah, she was this body.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, and I'm sure 15 drunk Australian guys kept it real close to the vest that they all just bang this chick.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

They didn't arrest her for the porn. She just wasn't wearing a hijab.

[Aaron Berg]

What is Bali like? Is it a Muslim country?

[Zach Amico]

I don't know.

[Aaron Berg]

Sounds more like. I thought that was like, Fiji or something.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it sounded like carnival.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Is it not a territory of Indonesia?

[Shannon]

Yeah, Indonesia.

[Aaron Berg]

What is.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Indonesia is a Muslim nation.

[Zach Amico]

I know that.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

Whoa.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Ronny Chang, man. Chinese, Indonesian. Are he Indonesian or is he Malaysian? He's Malaysian. They're both. They're both Muslim.

[Aaron Berg]

The sick type of Asian.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, yeah, yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

Ye.

[Zach Amico]

Now, Asian John. Malaysian John.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Malaysian.

[Shannon]

I have a video of some of the Australians being released.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, of course. Hey, guys. Oh, so the guys all got arrested too, for her.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

Why are they covering their faces?

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

Look at him with his lesbian sandals on. Whoops.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

They're all married, dude.

[Aaron Berg]

Oh, that guy's got the biggest dick now.

[Zach Amico]

These guys were all on. They're all just hard vacation. These guys are all on a vacation.

[Aaron Berg]

Your wife's gonna see your tattoos.

[Zach Amico]

No, this guy. They're having a blast. By the way, these are all new T shirts that they have on. They have the labels on them. They all got disguise T shirts. Yeah. Talk about a walk of shame. That guy. 15 guys with their shirts wrapped around.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

This is literally a clown car.

[Zach Amico]

The guy with a 4 loco hat on.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

That's kind of awesome.

[Zach Amico]

They just put her on another. But they put them on another bus with her.

[Aaron Berg]

She's all right now her. While you're moving.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Oh, my God, guys, Bonnie is the bus.

[Zach Amico]

It's like magic school bus.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

Why does he have the camera? He was.

[Shannon]

Might be her photographer.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

They gotta fight fire with fire.

[Zach Amico]

They're pretty lax if they're letting people film as they're getting out of jail.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Well, you have to remember, these are the guys she's being beaten at this moment.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. I mean, rightfully so.

[Aaron Berg]

Hang on, I gotta check my gram.

[Zach Amico]

So what, they're gonna get her extra dyed and get her out of this? Shannon.

[Shannon]

It seems like that's what they are. That's what the lawyer was kind of suggesting was gonna happen. But they said that because there's so much like a. There's so much of a spotlight on this right now that they might wait to put in that request until January or February.

[Zach Amico]

So she's stuck there till then.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah, they're probably gonna have to bribe to.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Increase the wheels a little bit. It's like that. I mean, it's the same way in India.

[Aaron Berg]

You don't think Trump will just step up and get her out.

[Zach Amico]

Get her out.

[Aaron Berg]

She's great American. Bonnie blue.

[Zach Amico]

I wouldn't be shocked.

[Aaron Berg]

She needed the money.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Bonnie red, white and blue. They're calling her the most American woman there ever was.

[Zach Amico]

I wouldn't. I mean, I could see it being. I could see him making fun, having fun with it. Because now I've noticed more. You start to see it. He's. He's reaching the I'm having fun part.

[Aaron Berg]

Oh, yeah.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

When he called that lady Piggy.

[Zach Amico]

Of course, dude, that was the one. That was the moment for me where.

[Aaron Berg]

I was like, quiet Piggy.

[Zach Amico]

Where he's like. I think. I think he's like, I'm gonna enjoy the rest of this. That.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah, that was. That was definitely, like, testing where the line is for sure. It's still. I Mean, it's full grandpa move too. That's like something your grandpa hits you with when he's, like, drunk at the Thanksgiving piggy, piggy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I'm. I could see it happening. All right, moving on. We have got trans woman left sobbing in JFK airport after TSA hit her in the testicles.

[Aaron Berg]

Oh, her balls.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

And I checked her. That sucks.

[Shannon]

So she claims that the TSA agent, quote, humiliated her in front of everyone. Her post was, hi. So a TSA agent at JFK airport punched me in the genitalia, yelled at me for having a penis, and humiliated me in front of everyone. After I told her to please stop. She said. She said that the TSA agent then followed her into the women's bathroom and began talking about her to another co worker while she sobbed in the stall.

[Aaron Berg]

Nice.

[Shannon]

And this is the. Let me just make this bigger, classic.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

White comic description of a blackfit.

[Shannon]

This is what she posted.

[Zach Amico]

She doesn't want us to see her. Do we have any photos of her?

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

Swim against girls.

[Shannon]

This is her crying.

[Zach Amico]

I gotta be honest. Not bad. Wouldn't know. Wouldn't know. At first glance.

[Aaron Berg]

No.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Honestly, I thought that was Zaron's wife. I was like, damn, she's still bad.

[Zach Amico]

Not bad at first glance. So basically a black lady got mad because she touched her.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah, like reading the screen. They're removing all of the stage presence.

[Aaron Berg]

That was probably your pussy all along and shit.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

You got a long ass clip, bitch.

[Aaron Berg]

You bringing hot dogs?

[Zach Amico]

I think what happened was they took her to separate her. They gave her a woman because they didn't realize. Yeah, the lady went to give her the old check and probably tapped where her she thought thigh and vagina met and went.

[Aaron Berg]

And nut tapped her big hanging balls.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, she nut tapped her by accident.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And she went, oh, my nuts. Oh, you tagged me.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

Oh, that's assault, brother.

[Zach Amico]

And then the black lady flipped out because she accidentally touched dick and oh, lordy chitlins.

[Aaron Berg]

I just touched a dingling.

[Zach Amico]

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[Aaron Berg]

Yeah, Shaniqua, you never guess what happened. What happened?

[Zach Amico]

One of them transvestickles, one of them.

[Aaron Berg]

Girly boys come up in here and I touch your ding dang dang. Ding dang dang. Ding dang.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Oh, hi, it's me, Ding Dang. I'm the Asian valet of the airport.

[Zach Amico]

Me ding dang. I fall off cliff. I fall off cliff. Take selfie.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Sorry. I walked into the wrong restroom on purpose with a cell phone pointed under all the souls.

[Aaron Berg]

Why that Radi make herself a cry? You know she's plucking a nose hair or something to get the tear shot.

[Zach Amico]

Who is she? Erica Kirk. Why you fake cry too soon? Yes. That seems pretty cut and dry. Right, Shannon?

[Shannon]

That's, that's what I assumed happened. She also said afterwards that her goal of sharing this wasn't to get the TSA agent fired, but to help to educate people in general. And the.

[Aaron Berg]

What?

[Shannon]

I don't know. I guess to be, I don't know, mindful of.

[Zach Amico]

I mean you gotta warn people.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

What's the over under on a GoFundMe?

[Aaron Berg]

Anything to declare?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I'm packing.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

What do you guys think that over under is on like this person having a GoFundMe under their X link for.

[Zach Amico]

That I will go that they can't work anymore because of the stress.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

They can't work and they're in a housing crisis.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I, yeah, I would say.

[Aaron Berg]

This has been a horrible week for me. Earlier this week I was at Cinnabon with my Somalian husband.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I think this definitely setting up for something.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And yeah, this is because it's a non stop. The Amount of times I've had TSA touch because of my dick ring. Yeah, just grab my dick. I know. Usually it's an old guy.

[Aaron Berg]

And he.

[Zach Amico]

Pal. He does underside of the hand.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

He does, like, tai chi with it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. I've had one black. I had one young black guy, I think it was at LaGuardia, and I set off the machine.

[Aaron Berg]

That was the name.

[Zach Amico]

Young black guy. No, LaGuardia.

[Aaron Berg]

LaGuardia Johnson, 6 3, come from OSU.

[Zach Amico]

And he was a tall, skinny black guy with dreads. And he goes, man. And he pointed. It was back when they had the little machine with the cartoon you on it, and it would have red dots where you set off the machine. And it was right on my dick. And I went, I have a penis piercing. And he goes, not today, son. And he punched himself in the hand and did a lap around the entire, like, Airport. Airport, yeah.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

He went to Concourse B and then.

[Zach Amico]

He came back and he's like, all right, we could do this in a private area or I could do this here. I was like, right here, buddy. And, yeah, they gotta, you know, swipe it.

[Aaron Berg]

With what?

[Zach Amico]

Bottom of the hand?

[Aaron Berg]

Oh, man.

[Zach Amico]

Make sure there's nothing in there.

[Aaron Berg]

I get gay guys sometimes. If I have a hoodie on, they'll be like, we gotta check your arms. And I'm like, I know you do. Just go like that.

[Zach Amico]

And they do it very different for me. They have to check my back because I'm wet.

[Aaron Berg]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Yes. If I have a sweaty back.

[Aaron Berg]

They swabbed you with that thing, like.

[Zach Amico]

No, it's because I have a sweaty back. I set off the thing for having liquids on me, so.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Seriously?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

So a JFK attendant called me a whip back at the airport today. And in light of the crisis and immigration going on in this country, man, I can't. I'm gonna need $30,000 on GoFundMe.

[Aaron Berg]

And you come to my ice, man. Defund. Ice.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Ice. Come to my union hall show. Support my Patreon, where I draw sonic.

[Zach Amico]

With titties and subscribe and smash that, like, button. All right.

[Aaron Berg]

Shout out to my abuela. You would be free.

[Zach Amico]

All right. I thought. Shannon, can we bring up the etiquette guy?

[Shannon]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

So I thought you guys would be really fun for this. I have been following maybe the most annoying British guy in the world, Pierce Morgan. He does videos of how to. It's etiquette videos on how to eat different things.

[Aaron Berg]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And a lot of them blow my mind because it's not even comprehendable to me that that's how you're supposed to eat that. Okay, so, Shannon, what do we got this week?

[Aaron Berg]

Why did they all involve hands?

[Zach Amico]

There's plates.

[Shannon]

First one is spaghetti.

[Zach Amico]

All right, spaghetti.

[Shannon]

Don't share it.

[Aaron Berg]

Oh, look at this guy.

[Shannon]

I figured you guys were guessing the glasses.

[Zach Amico]

Now, just to give you an idea in the past, he says you're not supposed to walk and eat, and you're not supposed to use your hands for anything other than more than a bite. So, like, you're supposed to tear bread. You're not supposed to bite a piece of bread. If you have a banana, you have to cut it and score it and cut it up on your plate. You're not allowed to eat it like a primate. Okay, so that's the level of sophistication we're looking at here. So the first one is spaghetti. How do we guess? If you are at a proper English dinner, how are you supposed to eat spaghetti?

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I think he's gonna do that annoying fucking it's just jackass shit where they put it in the spoon and they spin it.

[Zach Amico]

I would assume the same, Aaron.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah, I hope so.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, what do we got?

[Shannon]

Here's his. I picked this specifically because I thought you guys were gonna say that.

[Etiquette Guy]

Instead, the fork is up, turned in the dominant hand and go in from the edge of the spaghetti, not in the middle, but from the edge, twist a small, neat parcel. Twist again if you need to secure it and be like, say, how do we.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

How to probably take your prep HIV prevention medication.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, he is quite the mo.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I just. I mean, he's. He's just British to me, man.

[Shannon]

He.

[Zach Amico]

He eats a cheeseburger with a knife and fork. I hate this shit.

[Aaron Berg]

Why is this on your.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, it was just in my algorithm.

[Aaron Berg]

I know. I figured it out.

[Zach Amico]

And just. Food. Yeah, Anything. Food. Yes. Shannon, what's the next one?

[Shannon]

Next one is rice.

[Aaron Berg]

I'm gonna assume if you're Zoron Mandami.

[Zach Amico]

Use your hands, I would assume. Now, remember, we eat with the right and wipe with the left.

[Aaron Berg]

Don't mix those up. I have. That's how I got the virus. Honest? Honest.

[Zach Amico]

I am going to guess you, because I was going to say the one he did with peas, that you're not supposed to scoop them onto your fork with a knife, which is what I assumed. So I think maybe just neat piles.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I'll say it again. I think he's going duct tape on the eyes. Chopsticks.

[Zach Amico]

Horrible. Okay, Aaron.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Fork.

[Zach Amico]

Fork. Right?

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah.

[Etiquette Guy]

Here's how to eat rice. Now, in British Dining etiquette, as you know by now, we never turn the fork upside down when using a knife. So when eating rice with both a fork and a knife, just like peas, we push the rice onto the back of the fork and eat, like, so.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

Onto the back of the fork. That's retarded. Why? That's counterintuitive. That's just really called how to eat like a. Yeah.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Well, this is just like, autistic guy stuff. This is like, high levels of OCD and autism. Like, the way he's eating.

[Zach Amico]

I think it is, but I think it's also because, like, fine dining has, like, crazy rules. Like, if you eat with the queen, there's all these unspoken. Like, you're supposed to cross your knife and fork if you want. If you're done, you have to stop eating. When she's done eating.

[Aaron Berg]

The queen.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

You should start doing these videos for, like, comedy club etiquettes. Like, if you are a feature, you do not write your name on the wall. That is a privilege reserved for headlines.

[Zach Amico]

Do not pull a Brendan Sagala.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Do not. You can only run the.

[Zach Amico]

That was him. That happened to. Right. Shannon in February?

[Shannon]

I think so, yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

Why would he do.

[Zach Amico]

He wrote it. He was featured and he wrote his name on the wall. And the owner came in with paint and painted over it.

[Aaron Berg]

No.

[Zach Amico]

Instead of waiting, like, an hour for him to leave.

[Aaron Berg]

That's hilarious.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Which club was this? Oh, you're not allowed to say.

[Zach Amico]

I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to say which indie casino it was.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

Thank you for coming. We are a proud people. We have this instead of our land paints on wall.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know if it was the owner or his Mohican son. What's the next one?

[Shannon]

Muscles.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, I've seen this one. Muscles, your thoughts? Well, finally, I know this one. And I will say innovative.

[Aaron Berg]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

I see this one and I was.

[Aaron Berg]

Impressed what I do, and I consider myself classy. I grab them with my hand and I just pull them out with a fork. But I'm probably savage.

[Zach Amico]

And is that the regular fork or do sometimes they give you a little fork?

[Aaron Berg]

My regular fork is okay, Wolfgang.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I mean, I don't know. I always just like, take them out ahead of time when I'm prepping the food, if I'm making it.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I've never ordered them at a restaurant, actually.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Because I'm afraid of looking like a.

[Zach Amico]

This one, I will say, is pretty smart. Shannon.

[Etiquette Guy]

First of all, for the first muscle, you can Use a fork to prise it out of the shell. Then with your empty shell, hold it in your dominant hand and you can pull out any future muscles and eat. And discarded shells actually go.

[Zach Amico]

So you use the first two shells as pincers.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

To dig out the others. And I think that makes sense.

[Aaron Berg]

I guess so.

[Zach Amico]

I like it. That was one I liked. Shannon, we have one or two more.

[Aaron Berg]

I'll try that.

[Shannon]

We have two more. Next one is a pear.

[Zach Amico]

You throw in a fucking fork and knife.

[Aaron Berg]

Pair of tits.

[Zach Amico]

Delightful.

[Aaron Berg]

Horrendous.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I want to see him eat it like a pelican.

[Aaron Berg]

Lumps of fat.

[Zach Amico]

A pear. Knife and fork. Knife and fork. Yeah, Yeah. I think maybe. I think maybe there's like quadrants like you got to cut it into maybe two flat.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I'm thinking cut the tip off, you know.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Moyle. On the pair.

[Zach Amico]

I'm thinking quarters. And then when they're flat, you can cut it into slices. Shannon.

[Etiquette Guy]

Using a knife and fork, secure it and cut the pear in half. Then cut each half again.

[Aaron Berg]

We're all right.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Quadrants.

[Shannon]

There's more.

[Zach Amico]

No, the middle.

[Shannon]

You just scoop out the middle.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, what the.

[Etiquette Guy]

And eat like. So here's how to eat pear skin.

[Zach Amico]

You can't eat pear skin.

[Shannon]

No, he cut out the middle. And to not eat the middle. Like he took away the little centerpiece.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, all right. I. I'm very confused. And we have one more. Right.

[Aaron Berg]

Cuz there's a pit in there, right?

[Zach Amico]

Par.

[Shannon]

Pit the seeds. Yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

What is the name of the gay bar on Beverly Hills? 90210.

[Zach Amico]

The pear. The pear.

[Aaron Berg]

The peach.

[Shannon]

The last one is cherries.

[Zach Amico]

Can you even eat cherries with a fork and knife?

[Wolfgang Hunter]

He's gonna tie it in a knot.

[Aaron Berg]

In his mouth whilst fingering a man's buttocks.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Massaging his prostate.

[Zach Amico]

I have no idea how to do this.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

One must tie the cherry in a quarter knot.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, wait, I think I remember this one. I've seen him do one before where if anything has a seed in it, you spit it into your fist. You spit the seeds.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

That feels like a.

[Aaron Berg]

Put it in your partner's anus and come back seven months later and a cherry tree will have grown.

[Zach Amico]

Then you will play a game we like to call George Washington Shannon, how.

[Etiquette Guy]

To eat a cherry. First of all, remove the stalk from the cherry and then you pop the cherry into your mouth and eat the fleshy part around the stone. Once finished, spit the stone into a fist that you've made with your non dominant hand and add to the plate and then enjoy another.

[Aaron Berg]

Why didn't he show the spitting part? Because he knows that's where people come.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. At least that's. That's for. That's behind the Patreon. Those. Yeah, that's. That's. That's on the only fans.

[Aaron Berg]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

All right. Moving on.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Well, I like that guy. I'll be checking him out after this.

[Zach Amico]

Woman gives birth to nine babies at once. Let's see it. Shannon.

[Shannon]

Okay, here's her belly again.

[Aaron Berg]

Whoa. Isn't that the chick that went overseas last year and was asking for money?

[Zach Amico]

Can you read it to us, Shannon? I can't read from here.

[Shannon]

Yeah. So I'm not gonna try to say her name, but she's from Mali. She's a set a new Guinness world record. Again, I wasn't able to confirm that part of it. After giving birth to nine babies at once. The historic delivery took place in Morocco where she was airlifted for a specialized care following medical concerns during her pregnancy. And all nine children survived. And they're all. I believe this was maybe three years ago. So they. They all made it. Because usually in birds like that, not all of them make it.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I'm just imagining them like airlifting her like Operation Dumbo.

[Zach Amico]

She's under a helicopter.

[Aaron Berg]

Such cute baby.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

Nine.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Who was the record? The. The Octop. The Octomom before that.

[Shannon]

Yeah, there's. I. I saw a couple of articles. Some saying that 10 was the most. It doesn't seem like this has actually been confirmed after the Octomom.

[Aaron Berg]

Those are non uplets, they call them.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I did not know them. Now did they say she's forever. She's on like the. Because aren't most people that have a ton of kids like that on like drugs to make them pregnant?

[Shannon]

Yeah, it didn't specify crack in here. It's also in these like random tiny little countries. I don't know that they offer stuff like that.

[Zach Amico]

I would imagine they do if you're rich.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I think there was a ritual involved. Dark magic, voodoo.

[Zach Amico]

That'll do it.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Things we've watched touch with.

[Zach Amico]

Can we see him again? Once more time. Not.

[Shannon]

There was not the use of any fertility treatment.

[Aaron Berg]

Wow. Good for her. Good for that guy. Look at him.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

He's smiling.

[Aaron Berg]

I have the strongest semen in the world.

[Zach Amico]

Look at me now.

[Aaron Berg]

I am the captain.

[Zach Amico]

Wow. That is a fucking team too.

[Aaron Berg]

These ones are boys. Those ones are girls.

[Zach Amico]

They will stay with you. Jesus Christ.

[Aaron Berg]

Good for them.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I mean, shucks I peach that you let me have sex with your wives. So I can make them the most pregnant they've ever been.

[Aaron Berg]

She will be so pregnant.

[Zach Amico]

Can we see her again? Holy shit. Well, God bless her.

[Don Rickles Impressionist]

Wow.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

That's insane.

[Shannon]

I wonder if her belly was just constantly moving because there's, like, so many living beings in there.

[Aaron Berg]

It's like alien.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah, I was gonna say, did it come out like a xenomorph?

[Aaron Berg]

This is not my couch, and I have made wet on it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that was a. That was a light beige couch where she sat down a minute before.

[Aaron Berg]

My babies are leaking.

[Zach Amico]

Someone help. My babies are leaking. Nine fucking. All right.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

All nine children have just been signed to the Dallas Cowboys.

[Zach Amico]

All right. Former teacher of the month, accused of having sex with teen in backseat of her Jeep.

[Aaron Berg]

Backseat of my Jeep. Let's kick an episode.

[Shannon]

So this is the woman.

[Zach Amico]

Not bad.

[Aaron Berg]

A little young looking for me.

[Shannon]

So she is. I think she's 30. She is on the younger side.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

And. And the kid was a senior, so he's 17.

[Aaron Berg]

This isn't working for me.

[Zach Amico]

He's a senior, but he was black, so he's 26.

[Shannon]

So it said that she started out by.

[Zach Amico]

His wife and children are devastated by the affair.

[Aaron Berg]

Family said he said he was going for milk and never came back.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon.

[Shannon]

So the kid describes how she befriended him and then isolated him from others before the relationship allegedly turned.

[Zach Amico]

That's lawyer speak.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah. DeAndre, you can't say shit was lit. Pussy fire. It will get this case thrown out.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's what that was. Trained. You've been.

[Shannon]

You.

[Zach Amico]

You sat with two guys in a room for hours.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

All right, Mr. Berg, I. I will do and say whatever you want. I'm not gonna say pussy was lit.

[Aaron Berg]

Good.

[Zach Amico]

Good.

[Aaron Berg]

You were coaxed into this.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I was. I was Coca Cola into this.

[Zach Amico]

I threw my.

[Aaron Berg]

Around this.

[Zach Amico]

I was coached into this. Coach Shannon, is there more?

[Shannon]

Yeah. So she said. They said that the physical contact started when she was touching and rubbing his back and shoulders and. And then, quote, forced him to give her hugs. And then she apparently told him that her marriage was struggling and gave him her personal cell phone number. She also sent love letters. One letter said, I hope and pray one day get the chance to be with you and know that I love you. By the teacher's senior year, she allegedly started meeting him off of school grounds, even getting his mom's approval to go on a trip to an art center where she held his hand for the first time.

[Aaron Berg]

Ooh, first base.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

That's kind of cute. I know she's a pedophile, but that's really wholesome.

[Zach Amico]

She's a pedophile, but she moves real slow.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

She's like a Pixar pedophile.

[Aaron Berg]

Really nice grooming she did there. Yeah, she groomed.

[Zach Amico]

She really put a pin in it. She wasn't. You know what? She wasn't impatient about being a pedophile. And that's your biggest problem with pedophiles, is impatience.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

They jump the gun, man.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, they can't wait.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

This woman has, like, Tumblr sensibilities.

[Zach Amico]

And just the thing is, she got that close.

[Shannon]

So then the physical contact escalated with her kissing the teen on the neck during their hugs and repeatedly asking him if he wanted her to kiss him. He was nervous and eventually said yes. And then she told him to act normal, keep their relationship a secret. Let's see. Ordering him. Yeah. And then she invited her into his office. Her. Him into her office several times during the last week of school, ordering him to touch her while saying things to encourage him to continue to touch her. The student said he was nervous and felt pressured.

[Aaron Berg]

Lies.

[Shannon]

And then. And then she said the underage student said it was okay and that they won't get in trouble because he graduated. So this is like, after that, after their. His senior year finished. Later, while classes were in session but seniors were no longer in class, she allegedly would meet up with the student up to four times a week to have sex in the backseat of her Jeep. She texted him nude photos, some of which he later showed to investigators along with the love notes. He eventually cut off the relationship, but she allegedly continued to show up at his place of work once, leaving candy on his car while it was parked in his driveway. And she made her first appearance in court in June after being charged with four felony counts of having unlawful sexual relations with a student. And her arraignment is scheduled for later this month.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, it's right on the.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Melissa, you gotta stop weaving candy in my Playmobile. It's highly inappropriate.

[Zach Amico]

It sounds like, oh, yeah, she looks crazy. And look, is she crazy short?

[Shannon]

I don't.

[Zach Amico]

Judging from that headroom in that picture. Yeah, she looks tiny.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

She's just a little person.

[Zach Amico]

She's got that big smile. I wish we could just. Don't you just want to see the dude? So you know he's black.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I think it might be that picture with.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, you think might be.

[Shannon]

I don't think.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no, I assume that was her husband in the picture.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

They always protect the victims, and it's just like, such. I know. It's like, come on, man, I want to see this guy smile.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Turn out the lights.

[Aaron Berg]

I mean, he let it go on for quite some time.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's. And he already grabbed.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I mean, no, that's definitely like a mom finding the text on the cell phone or like, it'd just be funny if she failed him, so he has to stay back.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I think this is. This is a. It ran its course and then he went. I can.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I'm bored.

[Zach Amico]

I can profit from this. Or something Good. Or. So the wrong person found out. Yeah. That's all lawyer. Is that he's saying? That's not.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Oh, yeah. It's Hebrew for sure.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

Good for him.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Damn. Is this ever worked out for anybody? Has anybody ever pulled one of these and it didn't happen, like, just turn.

[Zach Amico]

Into Mary Kay Letourneau? Even though she went to jail. Didn't she die with that, like in a relationship with that kid?

[Aaron Berg]

I don't know.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I think.

[Zach Amico]

I believe he. She's the famous, like, first one.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

They might have separated and she died shortly after.

[Zach Amico]

No, I'm pretty sure they had kids together and they were together when she died because he was the young black kid with like the shitty little mustache and she left her husband for him. But when she got out, they were still together. And I'm pretty sure she died of cancer and they were still a couple.

[Shannon]

I believe so. And he was also like some age, some sort of Asian. Yeah, he was like later in life.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, he was Asian later in life.

[Shannon]

No, there's a picture of them later in life.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah, I had the Asian surgery.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he got pacoed.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Bring her back up. That seems like it kind of. I mean, they stayed together. You're right. He was.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah, he was like Tom Seguera's wife Christina. Yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

I don't think you could pound a lady like that out. She looks a little frail. You know what I mean? I think there's a lot of spooning.

[Zach Amico]

She. I mean, that might be her elderly.

[Aaron Berg]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So, like, let's look at her during the.

[Shannon]

That was the later in life I was referring to.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, that's later in life. This is. Yeah, this is what? No, above.

[Aaron Berg]

Oh, she was wearing of a couple kangal hat after the.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

Boy, he looked dumb, huh?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. He was a dj.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

That's awesome.

[Zach Amico]

Good for him. Dude, you know who I saw pictures of? I couldn't believe how pretty she was. Look up. Young Doris Roberts. You guys know who that is?

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I don't know who that is.

[Zach Amico]

From Everybody Loves Raymond.

[Aaron Berg]

Young Doris Roberts.

[Zach Amico]

Young. The mom From Everybody Loves Raymond I.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Was looking at about Monica Lewinsky potentially being a Mossad honey pot. And they're showing pictures of her now. She, like, got hotter.

[Zach Amico]

She is better. Yes.

[Aaron Berg]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah, for Doris.

[Zach Amico]

Really, really beautiful.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Kind of like Texas Pog vibes.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. So, wait, I love the idea of Monica Lewinsky being massaged.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah, yeah, it checks a lot of boxes well.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, the fact that because he has the painting of Bill.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

He has the painting of Bill. He got head in the office.

[Aaron Berg]

I like anybody being massaged.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

It's kind of cool. Even anybody, though.

[Aaron Berg]

Anybody.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Zara Mandami, Massad. Deep massage.

[Aaron Berg]

Deep.

[Zach Amico]

Very deep. Double massage.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Double, triple, quadruple agent.

[Zach Amico]

I think that's how they're. I mean, I believe in the skull and bone shit that they. They get videos, you doing crazy shit. But that might be me being a weirdo.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Do you think that's why they invented AI? Because there's just too much, like, overhead on doing the rituals?

[Zach Amico]

I think there's definitely people that are really counting on saying something's AI one day, pray. And that AI gets good enough that Bernie Sanders would be like, that's not me.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

We're going to get rid of the watermarks, the communist watermarks on all the.

[Zach Amico]

AI videos, because it looks pretty good now. I think in 20 years, you're going to be able to claim anything's AI.

[Aaron Berg]

It's. Those cats were real.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

The videos are definitely like the boom.

[Zach Amico]

I get fooled.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

A lot is getting fooled. Gen Xers, I think it's like the only thing really left, and I'm sure it'll take no time. They just haven't focused in on it yet is the audio. The audio, like, works chromatically. So it's like think about, like, sound waves. It's like it's going up a stairs.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

It doesn't go, like, up a gradient. It just goes like. So it sounds like auto tunes on the whole time.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I think we'll be there very soon. All right, well, we're almost out of here and thank you guys for your patience. Hey, why not? Paul Anka confirms Frank Sinatra had enormous penis.

[Aaron Berg]

19 pounds, they say.

[Zach Amico]

This is literally what they said, 19 pounds.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah, his wife said 19 pounds.

[Zach Amico]

That can't be real.

[Aaron Berg]

That's a huge.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, that's crazy.

[Aaron Berg]

That is your middle finger, this one?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Huge cock, that is.

[Aaron Berg]

You know how they knew this? They would all go in the steam room together and people would be like, holy shit, look at Frank's hog.

[Zach Amico]

I believe it.

[Aaron Berg]

How lucky can one Guy be. I punched her and she blew me. Like, a fella once said, exchange a right cross for head. It's my Frank Sinatra karaoke.

[Zach Amico]

Wow. That thing's crazy, man.

[Aaron Berg]

How'd all you people get in my room?

[Wolfgang Hunter]

That's how he died on 98 when Seinfeld ended. Is. He just had a. He got a boner. Blood left his heart.

[Aaron Berg]

Good for him. A huge is an important thing.

[Zach Amico]

You could definitely tell the way s the Liam Neeson, the way certain people carry themselves.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

He didn't, like, sing, like, how you're supposed to, like, in time or, like, in key. He's like, I'm gonna sing how I want to sing. It's like, whatever.

[Zach Amico]

Dooby dooby doo. Well, did you see they're making a movie about Sammy Davis Jr. And Satan maybe joining the Satanic Church?

[Aaron Berg]

No.

[Shannon]

No.

[Zach Amico]

So he was, like. He, like, hung out with, like, Anton lavey and them. Like, he was straight up in the Satanic Church. Not the one that worships Satan. The one that's, like, just about decadence and shit.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I think they're doing a movie about it.

[Aaron Berg]

Good.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Wasn't the guy from Hogan's Heroes also and that sort of thing, or he was, like, a swinger.

[Zach Amico]

He did a lot of sex tape. Like, he made a lot of celebrity porn. And they think he was killed.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

He's killed by.

[Zach Amico]

Had a ton of videos.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

He's, like, killed by a guy he used to, like, swing with. Like, they would go to sex parties.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

And beat him to death with a baseball bat.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

The guy from China.

[Zach Amico]

Look it up. Yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

God.

[Zach Amico]

But I think they. I think they thought he was going to blackmail people because he definitely had a ton of celebrities on film just.

[Shannon]

To go back to the first thing. So there isn't any, like, finished documentary about Sammy Davis Jr. In a satanic church. But it does say that Leslie Odom Jr. Is adapting a Rolling Stone article into a horror film.

[Zach Amico]

Cool.

[Shannon]

Where they're talking about Demi's life and curious ties.

[Aaron Berg]

Babe, everyone's getting killed around here. Good impression.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I'll take it.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I actually don't know what he sounds like.

[Zach Amico]

He's. I don't even know.

[Aaron Berg]

Very groovy, man.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

He was like the black guy in the Rat Pack. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I only can.

[Zach Amico]

You would probably know him from Family Guy impressions of him.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah, I've seen him. I, like, know what he looks like, and I've seen him in Family Guy cutaways. Like, when you said his name, the first thing that popped in my head was a family guy cut away. But I see them as a collective. Like, I don't distinguish who's who all the time. I can, like tell who Frank is, but that's about it.

[Zach Amico]

Does Rickles go in there or is he.

[Aaron Berg]

I would say Rickles is adjacent.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

He's definitely a J. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Very big J. Yeah. Dude, I just rewatched areas.

[Aaron Berg]

Look at him.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Damn. Profound.

[Shannon]

See a little bit of an interview.

[Aaron Berg]

The last I heard he was in London.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah. I wonder how he feels about this. He's subpoenaed. Is that right? I don't know if he was subpoenaed or not. I don't know. Why is he on the set of the Adam Friedland show?

[Aaron Berg]

I don't know if they ever caught him.

[Zach Amico]

So this is what I want to end on. Shannon and Aaron, I think you would dig this. I just rewatched the In Living Color sketch where Jim Carrey was Rickles at the un. Do you remember how fucking funny this was?

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Wolfing. Have you seen this?

[Wolfgang Hunter]

I've seen it on Facebook. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I want to end on the. We'll leave on this.

[Shannon]

Fuck.

[Zach Amico]

How is this show this fucking progressive and funny? And we have loved. He figured that was on. Mr. Show was on. Kids, dude. The fucking kids. I watched a kids in the hall sketch the other day. That was a professor showing like a nude model and all the women of the class complaining like, you know, oh, we need a fat woman, we need a woman of color, we need a disabled woman. And Dave Foley's teacher goes, well, it's not easy to find a naked, fat black dyke.

[Aaron Berg]

I talked to Scott Thompson at Skangfest and he said they in Canada, Glad like the Gay and Lesbian alliance of Anti Defamation or whatever is taking down all of his online stuff because they're like, it's transphobic, Islamophobic, homophobic. And thoughts? He's like, well, yeah, it's all those things, but I did it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Aaron Berg]

They should leave it up. Yeah.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Because he's physical media. It's very important.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Well, the new thing now is that because they weren't doing it in a make fun of trans people way. But the joke was just like Monty Python. They play every character.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they weren't going, isn't it funny? I'm a man in the dress. They were just playing it as women.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they happen to be five weird looking dudes because they did sketch comedy.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But now. Yeah, that's. That's frowned upon.

[Aaron Berg]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Cover Shank. Can we please watch? We'll. We'll end on Jim Carrey as Don Rickles at thank you, Nations.

[Shannon]

I am pleased to announce that a peaceful settlement has been reached between the Palestinians and Israelis.

[Zach Amico]

And we hope it lasts a thousand years. It's aged. Great. Now, to help us celebrate this new beginning, I'd like to introduce a goodwill.

[Shannon]

Ambassador who has brought laughter to thousands.

[Zach Amico]

Please welcome Don Rickles.

[Don Rickles Impressionist]

Thank you, my darling, for that wonderful introduction. I'll wait in the car anyway.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, baby. Then I get it. Oh, man.

[Don Rickles Impressionist]

It's a good thing you cut it off, though, because the herb was going to make a bit. By the way, Habib, your wife called us slipping. Machine is broke.

[Shannon]

Anyway.

[Don Rickles Impressionist]

I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

All of this is funny.

[Don Rickles Impressionist]

Somebody rubbed a lamp and I get three wishes. No, seriously, my friend. God knows I love the Arab people. I cough their names up every day.

[Zach Amico]

That's very funny.

[Don Rickles Impressionist]

Oh, and you're an Israeli. Pardon me, I didn't recognize you without the gas mask. Let me make you feel at home. Incoming. Scum.

[Zach Amico]

Now that's comedy.

[Don Rickles Impressionist]

Who asked you? I think it's only fair at this time to address the Iraqi delegate here today. Put your bail back on, ma'.

[Zach Amico]

Am. Look at the Polish guy.

[Don Rickles Impressionist]

Look at the Polish guy. He's putting on headphones. He thinks we're gonna show a movie. Fire on the wing. We're going down.

[Etiquette Guy]

Excuse me, I'm a Czechoslovakian.

[Don Rickles Impressionist]

Oh, big difference. Hitler took them both in 20 minutes. He had an army. What did you have, Girl scouts selling cookies at the border? Anyway, it's good to see the Germans reunited again. Siegfried and Roar.

[Zach Amico]

All right, you guys can watch the whole thing. Fuck. God damn, that's good. And also, man, so close to so many people's real ex. Yeah, bring back, but still very fucking funny.

[Wolfgang Hunter]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you to my wonderful guests, Aaron Berg and Wolfgang Hunter. Thank you guys very much for being here. Have an extremely happy holiday and we will see you further in the week here on the morning Zoo.

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