0079. Jim Florentine and Scott Chaplain

Summary

Zac Amico's Morning Zoo – Episode 0079: Jim Florentine and Scott Chaplain

GaS Digital Network | January 16, 2026
Guests: Jim Florentine (Everybody Is Awful podcast), Scott Chaplin (Working Stiff podcast)

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Episode Overview

This rowdy Monday morning episode of “Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo” features comedian veterans Jim Florentine and Scott Chaplin. The gang dives into classic and modern radio stories, wild sexual confessions, the latest on Gypsy Rose Blanchard, animal sex facts, a hilarious debate on cartoon characters’ race, and a zany deep-dive into conjoined twins. It’s a fast-paced ride full of offbeat news, filthy jokes, and sincere comic camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Morning Radio Nostalgia and Comedy Roots

00:47–04:38

• Zac Amico shouts out his history with classic radio like Opie & Anthony and Howard Stern.
• Jim Florentine shares stories about navigating the hostile O&A vs. Stern feud, noting he could only do one show at a time, despite being roommates with Jim Norton, “the sidekick on O&A.”
  • “We’re like, hey man, this is our fight. We don’t care.” — Jim Florentine (02:12)
• The guests talk about dirty road stories, pig zombies in comedy horror, and how wild morning radio shaped their comedic ambitions.

2. Plugs & Upcoming Shows

04:38–06:12

• Scott Chaplin promotes his “Working Stiff” podcast and his writing gig for the Roast of New Jersey.
• Jim Florentine plugs “Everybody’s Awful” and his tour dates.
• Zac hints at Juggalo Championship Wrestling and promotes GaS Digital Network exclusives.

3. The Gypsy Rose Blanchard Saga

06:12–22:31

• Zac recaps the notorious true crime story: Gypsy Rose’s mother’s Munchausen by proxy abuse, fake disabilities, scams, and ultimately her mom’s murder with the help of an online boyfriend.
  • “She got a basically retarded guy online to fall in love with her and kill her.” — Zac Amico (06:21)
• Shannon provides new public domain videos of Gypsy Rose acting as Harley Quinn to seduce her boyfriend, revealing her own manipulative traits.
  • “So she got it from her mom, obviously.” — Jim Florentine (08:54)
• Crew debates whether Gypsy is just a victim or perpetuating cycles of evil.
• Role-play talks detour into dark sexual humor and personal anecdotes about kink, dominance, and the psychology of taboo role play.
  • “I used to try and get fat girls to oink on camera while I had sex with them...” — Zac Amico (12:03)
• Zac & Jim predict Gypsy’s future relationships might be equally dangerous:
  • “I think someone else gets murdered in the next 10 years.” — Zac Amico (20:43)

4. Cops, Porn, and Fetish Confessions

22:33–27:35

• A cop gets caught by his wife masturbating to obese women in the bathroom, leading to a domestic fight—used by Zac and guests as a launch pad for candid tales about fat fetishes, “3am calls,” and secret DMs from outwardly “normal” men to alternative cam models.
• Jim Florentine: “He walked in, saw how fat she was. He’s like, fuck… I wound up banging her, on the way home in the morning, I left while she was still sleeping, I pulled over and cried.” (26:28)
• Discussion of changing sexual beauty standards across generations.

5. Pop Culture, Animal Sex, and Race in Cartoons

29:41–46:44

• Animal Sex Education:
  • Zac drops odd facts about duck vaginas (“fake rooms to divert sperm”), leading to chaotic riffs on animals and rape in nature.
  • Clips of a woman breaking up duck sex and the strange morality of animal behavior.
• Race & The Simpsons:
  • The group debates if The Simpsons are “secretly black.” Key arguments involve Marge’s “texture,” jazz-loving Lisa, bootleg Black Bart merch, and the ambiguity of “yellow” cartoon skin.
    • “Are the Simpsons black? … Her name is, like, Bouvier.” — Zac Amico (34:47)
    • “They’re not white is, I think, the main thing.” — Scott Chaplin (37:10)
  • Jim points out “Simpson is a black last name,” connecting back to O.J. Simpson (36:53).
• Minstrelsy and Animation Tropes:
  • Discussion about cartoon gloves originating from blackface, Bugs Bunny's “maroon” catchphrase, and Mickey Mouse’s legacy.
    • “Back in the day, cartoons… would mimic the most popular vaudeville performers.” — Zac Amico (44:09–44:35)
    • Reveal: “Maroon” refers to escaped slaves; old Mickey comic drops a racial slur (45:35–46:11)

6. Shock News & Morbid Oddities

48:04–59:32

• Woman found with 23 contact lenses in her eye:
  • Panel debates forgetfulness, medical horror, and shares family stories of mistakenly abandoned tampons and implications of toxic shock syndrome (52:22–53:55).
• Cadaver Fat for Cosmetic Surgeries:
  • New trend: using donated cadaver fat for BBLs & breast implants. Zac jokes about his fat living on “in Puerto Rican whores.”
  • Ethical gray area of organ/fat donation and risks of being a donor (56:00–58:47).
• Zac randomly brings up his family’s 25-year-old meatloaf sandwich in the freezer (60:40).

7. “Bodies” Exhibit & Missing Person Drama

61:36–67:17

• “Bodies” anatomical exhibits may use Chinese prisoners’ cadavers.
• Woman claims to recognize her missing son’s remains via dental fillings at an exhibit.
  • “A preserved body posed in the famous thinker position that struck her with immediate recognition...something about the specimen seemed unmistakably familiar to Kim.” — Narration (65:08)
• Zac, ever the comic, wonders “if all our dicks would look good if they were stripped down to just the pelvis,” leading to more self-deprecating anatomy humor.

8. Conjoined Twinning & Bizarre Sexology

67:18–72:39

• Fascination with conjoined twins (especially the famous teaching sisters). Zac and Scott riff about dating, clubbing, and logistics of sex as a conjoined twin.
  • “I’ve never seen one in person. Have you?” — Scott Chaplin (68:57)
  • “What does the one twin do if she’s blowing her boyfriend?” — Jim Florentine (69:12)
• “We both steer, obviously. And then I’m in charge of the clicker for the blinker.” — Conjoined Twin (71:03)
• Speculation about one gay, one straight conjoined twin, and heartfelt laughter about the absurdities of their (and everyone’s) lives.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “So any guy that falls for that has never gotten pussy in his life.” — Jim Florentine, on Gypsy Rose’s boyfriend (10:38)
• “She had a fucking full schedule.” — Zac Amico, on a former hookup’s busy rotation (15:31)
• “Ducks are just—the Puerto Ricans of animals.” — Zac Amico (30:50)
• “Are the Simpsons black?” — Nicole Byer (The “Why Won’t You Date Me” podcast clip; 34:47)
• “I feel like a fat chick is a type of trans woman. They’re trans—fats.” — Scott Chaplin (25:03)
• “Maroon is a black slur.” — Scott Chaplin (45:24)
• “If you stripped away my bush fat, there would be a dick in there.” — Zac Amico (67:00)
• “I want to thank my wonderful guests, Scott Chaplin and Jim Florentine. …the Morning Zoo. Goodbye.” — Zac Amico (72:39)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------|---------------| | Opening Banter/Radio Memories | 00:47–04:38 | | Plugs & Events | 04:38–06:12 | | Gypsy Rose Blanchard Deep-dive | 06:12–22:31 | | Cop’s Fat Porn Domestic Incident | 22:33–27:35 | | Generations & Fetish Culture | 27:35–29:41 | | Animal Sex/Ethics/Cartoon Debate | 29:41–46:44 | | Contact Lens Horror Story | 48:04–53:55 | | Cadaver Fat Surgery/Donation | 56:00–58:47 | | “Bodies” Exhibit/Dead Relative | 61:36–67:17 | | Conjoined Twins Comedy/Musings | 67:18–72:39 |

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Tone & Style

The episode is riotously crude, candid, and quick-witted; the hosts and guests riff with gleeful shamelessness about taboo and trending topics, balancing gross-out humor with acute nostalgia and social observation. The vibe is classic morning shock-jock—irreverent, unpredictable, deeply knowledgeable (about both comedy history and anatomical oddities), and always aimed at making each other and the audience cackle.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

You didn’t just miss a recap of true crime, cartoon trivia, or the anatomy of duck genitals. The show’s strength is in the camaraderie and timing between Zac, Jim, and Scott: outrageous stories turn into oddly thoughtful meditations on generational change, media, and kink—with every few minutes punctuated by “No way!” moments or sheer disbelief. If you love nasty comedy with heart, you’ll want to check out their other podcasts too.

Transcript

[Scott Chaplin]

Fill her up.

[Jim Florentine]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.

[Morning Zoo Announcer]

Wake up, it's time to go. Zach Amico's got a show. Animals are here to play Jokes and guests to start your day. Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and join the cre. Morning suit.

[Zach Amico]

Well, good morning, good morning, good morning. It's a Monday here at the Gas Digital Studios, and we are live. It's your other boy, the international superstar Zach Amico, saying, welcome, welcome, welcome. And across the table from me, two of my favorite people to broadcast with from the Working Stiff podcast, my old friend and occasional writing partner, Scott Chaplin.

[Scott Chaplin]

What's up, brother? How you feeling?

[Zach Amico]

How you doing, dog?

[Scott Chaplin]

I'm doing great.

[Zach Amico]

It's fucking gonna be a great day, pal.

[Scott Chaplin]

Great year.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, man, I'm pumped.

[Scott Chaplin]

I know.

[Zach Amico]

And next to him, honor to have him from the Everybody is Awful podcast, one of my favorites that I grew up on. I don't mean to make you feel old, Jim Florentine.

[Jim Florentine]

I appreciate that. Nah, I don't care, man.

[Scott Chaplin]

What is time? It's all. Yeah, everything is it.

[Zach Amico]

And I mean, in all fairness, not a lot of 12 year olds were obsessed with Oday and Howard's third.

[Jim Florentine]

So you were listening at 12?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, boy. Yeah, I worked on. I worked on my uncle's trucks.

[Jim Florentine]

Oh, right, right. Yeah. So.

[Zach Amico]

And we're close.

[Scott Chaplin]

So ona was the whole time that was morning radio?

[Zach Amico]

Well, I used to run home to listen to 1027 at 4 when they were on WNEW.

[Jim Florentine]

What year was this? Around. So that.

[Zach Amico]

That's got to be end of middle. So like 2000s, early 2000s, you know.

[Jim Florentine]

I started going on Stern on 2001. Yeah, I was going on on a. For a little bit, and then I got an invitation to go on Stern, and I sent Opie an email. I said, hey, man, you know, Stern, I have an invitation. Goes, yeah, go for it, man. Good luck. Like, he didn't care, and I just wanted to clear with him.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Jim Florentine]

And then Stern took a liking to me, so I went on. I was on there. And you couldn't do both shows at the time because I hated each other. Meanwhile, me and Jim Norton were roommates, so I'm on the Stern all the time. He's a sidekick on O and A. And they have this huge controversy going on, which is crazy. We like, hey, man, this is our fight. We don't care. And. But then around, like, 2009 or so, I started going on on a. Towards the end when Anthony was.

[Zach Amico]

You went on for Jim's birthday?

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah, Right. Yeah, I called them for Jim's birthday.

[Zach Amico]

And that was the first time I remember you breaching the.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah, because I called Gary from the starting show. I said, hey, can I call it? He goes, yeah, don't worry about it. It's fine. You know, he didn't care, but I wanted to make sure. And then after that, I just started going on because, you know, the Stern show changed at that point. Artie Lang just left.

[Zach Amico]

So.

[Jim Florentine]

And I, you know, I always loved. All my friends were on O and A right around, you know, in the same building and stuff. And then I started going probably like three years when Opie and Anthony were still together. And Anthony got fired. Opie and Jim, and then it was Opie and friends. I did all of that.

[Zach Amico]

So, yeah, I was. I was. I used to. My first memory of Ona, the one that was like. And actually, I really think it was the first time I wanted to be a comic was Norton and Voss talking about double teaming horse on the road.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I was like, oh, that's what they do. I gotta get in on this. Because it was all Jersey sky. It was all people, like within a few miles of me.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah. Cause it was, you know, Norton brought all the comics in. Opie. Anthony didn't know the comics. They knew a couple like Adam Ferrara and stuff. But so Norton knew all these guys. So Norton's like, this guy would be good to come in. He's got a bunch of stories and all that stuff. So that was great times. That's what you had to do on radio. You just tell your craziest stories. And they love it. Fans love it.

[Zach Amico]

I could do them. It was that there's a Norton and Voss sex stories clip that I always listen to. And the other night, my wife goes, how many times are you going to listen to Artie Lang tell the story of being a pig on cocaine?

[Jim Florentine]

Oh, that's one of the greatest stories ever.

[Zach Amico]

I recently had to play a pig zombie in something. And it was just hello, dark. This mild. I was just staring in the mirror going, you got what you wanted, right? I'm just in full pig prosthetics with pig hands on. So I can't use my phone. And I'm going, this is what you wanted, you piece of great. All right, let's get plugs out of the way. Scott, what do you want people to check out my friend?

[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, gang, I got a Podcast called Working Stiff that you should check out with former WWE writer Robert Karpeles. And also I am writing for the Roast of New Jersey. Which. Are you Florentine?

[Jim Florentine]

Are you? No, I'm not doing that.

[Scott Chaplin]

All right. He's not doing that. That. Anyway, I'm writing.

[Jim Florentine]

I hear it's sold out already.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah, it's sold out already. Jeff Ross is hosting and you know. Yeah, a bunch of silly geese from Jersey and.

[Zach Amico]

And one Real Housewife Husbands. Right.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Scott Chaplin]

And like a football player that I don't know about.

[Jim Florentine]

Pinky Barber.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah, there we go. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Well that should be a lot of fun. Check that out, man.

[Jim Florentine]

And Mr. Florentine, my podcast, Everybody's Awful comes out every Monday at all tour dates.

[Zach Amico]

Jim florentine.com Fantastic. Guys get all my dates on Punch Up Live. Zach Amico. The next thing I tentatively have coming up is going to be Juggalo championship wrestling maybe this weekend. I have some personal stuff so we will find out very soon if I'll be there. But regardless, I'll be on the rest of the tours coming up this year. And if you love this show, go to gasdigital.com today. Use my promo code, Zoo Z O O. You get your episodes early ad free and uncensored. You get the live chat, the archives, thousands of episodes of all your favorite gas shows over the years. And most importantly, you get our Friday show. That's right. We do three of these suckers a week and the only way to get Friday is to subscribe. But regardless of how you consume the show, sincerely, thank you. All right, so before we get into this, I'll find out your guys history with it. How familiar are you guys with Gypsy Rose Blanchard?

[Scott Chaplin]

I. Okay, I kind of know about her.

[Zach Amico]

The, the, the, the girl who. The mom had Eminem's mom disease. Munchausen by proxy.

[Scott Chaplin]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

And so she got a basically retarded guy online to fall in love with her and kill her.

[Scott Chaplin]

Kill her mother.

[Jim Florentine]

Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep. And she ended up recently prison or something.

[Zach Amico]

She got out of prison. So basically the mom just like a makeover, which is.

[Scott Chaplin]

That's the first thing I thought. I went titties. And I went, why am I thinking titties?

[Zach Amico]

So basically the mom was a lifelong scam artist and she took the girl's teeth out, put her on a feeding tube, all unnecessary. Said she had cancer, shaved her head, said she was retarded.

[Scott Chaplin]

And then her mom was a gypsy named her daughter. She was.

[Zach Amico]

And then hurricane. So. So they would just get every Make a wish trip. Every fucking charity, Katrina takes their house. They get a brand new house. The mom uses Katrina as an excuse to lose all the girls medical records and de ages her when they move. So puts her like 8 to 10 years younger than she really is to keep getting benefits and is supposedly lying to her about how old she is.

[Scott Chaplin]

Dude, that's like catch me if you can, but a big fat lady.

[Zach Amico]

So she finds this guy online. They start talking. He's a fucking sociopath, thinks he's a vampire kind of dude comes over, somebody stabbed the living shit out of the mom. Left like a Manson style crime scene and then they're gone. So everyone goes, oh my God, somebody killed this lady and stole her little retarded handicapped daughter. Well, they find them at a motel and by the way, so she's in a wheelchair as well. This bitch is walking and talking and hanging out. All fake. They get arrested. He's in jail for life because she flipped on him. Said it was all his idea. She hid in the bathroom while he killed her. And then he basically held her kind of against her will. All the videos have finally come out of all their chats and they have been released due to, I guess, Shannon. What's the term where like you can.

[Scott Chaplin]

Public domain.

[Zach Amico]

It is literally like you can.

[Shannon]

You can get freedom of information from.

[Zach Amico]

The Freedom of Information Act. We are now seeing her video chats from when she was seducing this guy. She was a kid, teenager, A little older than her.

[Scott Chaplin]

Okay, okay.

[Zach Amico]

This is nefarious.

[Jim Florentine]

So she got it from her mom. Obviously.

[Zach Amico]

The evil definitely did not skip, right?

[Jim Florentine]

So she. She was. This is before they met. And she's trying to lure him in.

[Zach Amico]

She's luring them in and she is playing this kid. So Shan, what do we have first?

[Shannon]

So since you. Since you teed it up with that, I'm gonna do the Harley Quinn one.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. So again.

[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, she dresses like heart. Dude, worst Harley Quinn ever. It looks like a 12 year old boy dressed like Harley Quinn.

[Zach Amico]

But look, once again, she was retarded in a wheelchair.

[Jim Florentine]

Right?

[Zach Amico]

Can't speak for herself.

[Scott Chaplin]

Adult man.

[Zach Amico]

And now these are the videos she was sending during this time period for.

[Conjoined Twin]

My perfect, brilliant joker. True love.

[Jim Florentine]

Well.

[Conjoined Twin]

I bet you're up to something.

[Jim Florentine]

Also.

[Zach Amico]

Terrible improv.

[Conjoined Twin]

Deviant. And if I know you, I know that you'll be planning to take over the world. Watch the birds.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I hate it.

[Conjoined Twin]

You can't do it without me. That's why you and I make the perfect team. So. So when we're in person, when we're outside of this pathetic city, we are gonna cause a mayhem and destruction like nobody's ever seen. So until then, I wait. See you around, Puddin.

[Jim Florentine]

So any guy that falls for that has never gotten pussy in his life. Oh yeah, you know what I mean? Like he's maybe once, but is like, holy shit, that's. I'm in.

[Zach Amico]

So another thing, there was a video that came out last week where. So they're in like some type of S M dominance thing. She promises the virginity of their 13 year old daughter to him and says, I understand the rules. So before, once our daughter becomes of age for sex, she has to lose her virginity to you because you are the master of the household. This is some sick.

[Jim Florentine]

Oh, so. So they had a kid together?

[Zach Amico]

No, no, no. She's just saying.

[Jim Florentine]

Oh, it's role playing. Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, they're role playing, right?

[Scott Chaplin]

Is that acceptable role play?

[Zach Amico]

No.

[Jim Florentine]

No.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah, you can't.

[Zach Amico]

You can rape our kid. No. Yeah.

[Scott Chaplin]

No, that's not role play.

[Jim Florentine]

In the moment though. I mean, is that the safe word? No. I remember I was role playing with an ex girlfriend. She wanted me. Like she. I was the teacher and she was a student. In the middle of banging her, I was like, I know you're gonna tell on me. You're gonna ruin my career. She's like, I'm not. I go, you are, you cunt. You better not say anything. She started crying. She broke the whole thing. You just called me a cunning. Yeah, but we were role playing. I really thought, you're gonna ruin my career.

[Zach Amico]

I gotta teach you. I got tenure.

[Jim Florentine]

This is great. But I know I'm making a mistake. And she broke the whole thing up. She's like, you call me a contact. Yeah, well, in the moment I had.

[Zach Amico]

A long lost Zach amico sex tape from a gal I met on OkCupid. And I don't know how proud I am of this. Back in my pagan days, I used to try and get fat girls to oink on camera while I had sex with them. And you'd be surprised how many did it.

[Jim Florentine]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, dude. Yeah, we used to. I used to show them at my old manager's house and comics could sit and watch. I had. I had a. I had a nice little collection.

[Jim Florentine]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

And it was one is big. Half black, half middle eastern chick. Hipster girl. Couldn't be more like the feminist. Like combat boots, rode her bike there. Big natural afro. Real fucking like hardcore, like vegan bitch. And the second sex started, it was the daddy stuff, right? The I'm sorry. Choke me. And that tape. I had a tape of the first night we were together, and she just. In the middle of sex, she just went, I'm sorry, Daddy, I'll be better next time. And I was like, ooh. I tapped into something.

[Jim Florentine]

Wow. How big was she? How many?

[Zach Amico]

She was tall.

[Jim Florentine]

She was broad.

[Zach Amico]

She was heavy, but she was broad. 250, I would say slightly under three hundo.

[Jim Florentine]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

She was a big un. And that's not even close to the record, right? I used to go up to 125th Street. This girl you're talking about.

[Scott Chaplin]

Wait for a second.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. No, no, no, no, I. This. This girl worked at the Starbucks by my old job when I was a telemarketer. And this girl had to be. This girl was so big that Japanese people would take pictures of her.

[Jim Florentine]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Because she used to wear, like, say.

[Scott Chaplin]

That like a Def Jam comic.

[Zach Amico]

She used to wear, like the kawaii, like the baby doll dresses, like the cute, like, almost like Sailor Moon, kind of.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But she was like. Like a good 4.4hundo. And it was fun. She was a lot of fun. And I've told this a million times, but it's the funniest. So one time she invites me over. I gotta go. First of all, she lived in the hood. She lives in a project building. And I would have to walk the gauntlet of hood dudes that would hang outside the building. And I mean, It'd be like 40 dudes in red. And I just. I was like, if I. If I don't show fear, I think they'll be okay. And they never fucked with me. But you had to get through it, right? And one time she invites me over. It's early afternoon, and she's like, but my parents come home. And she was like, in her 20s. She was just a loser. My parents come home at 7, so you got to be out the door at 6:30. Absolutely 5 o'. Clock. She checks her phone. She goes, you gotta go right now. And I'm like, I'm fucking naked. And she's like. I'm literally like putting my jeans on, putting my boots on. And she's pushing me out the door. And as my hand hits the doorknob, the doorbell rings and I freeze, right? And she opens the door, and here's this giant black dude with dreadlocks. And he goes, hey, I'm here for any says her name. I go in there. Yes. Thanks, man. And I walked out. And he walked in.

[Jim Florentine]

So it was another dude comment. And she pretended it was her parents.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Jim Florentine]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

She had a fudgeing full schedule, dude.

[Jim Florentine]

And I could tell, you know, those black dudes didn't mess with you because they knew who you were going to fuck.

[Zach Amico]

I think they did.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah. If she was hot, they like get the fuck out of here, white boy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Jim Florentine]

We don't even want her. She's so big. That's why they let you go.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I think they do.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They let him go.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah, let them go.

[Zach Amico]

You think the trade all the way up.

[Jim Florentine]

We don't want to fuck her, right?

[Zach Amico]

I'm sure they all did.

[Jim Florentine]

Probably every.

[Zach Amico]

Everybody. You know, I'm sure every once in a while you hit a spell and I mean I thought she was a blast. She was also a witch, so she was banned from my apartment because my roommates all banned her because they thought she was bad juju.

[Jim Florentine]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. She would talk about like doing fucking Santorin fucking shit. She was super Spanish and she was talking about like having spouse.

[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, now she's hot. All of a sudden I was think I was picturing a 400 pound white lady. I'm like, that's gross. Yeah, like, oh that's, that's actually sexy.

[Zach Amico]

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[Scott Chaplin]

She didn't even know how old she was.

[Zach Amico]

She claimed she did not know how old she was. Right. Very important. And that she did not know that, you know, her mom was a scam artist. Well, here's another video of Gypsy Rose explaining how her and her mom used to rob stores old clip of Gypsy Rose Blanchard from the FOIA footage. Now this footage was obtained by into the Weeds podcast.

[Scott Chaplin]

Both of these girls wearing wigs.

[Conjoined Twin]

If you put the barcode this way down, facing towards the floor and go through the detectors, it won't go off. If it's this way, this way or this way, it will go off. But if it's facing down, that means the scanners won't detect it. That's. That's just one tip. But a lot of these things that are for ceiling requires a two person job. And so take for example at Sam's club they have these huge buggies. So say if I was to get inside the buggy and you push the buggy and just make up a story like I'm your handicapped sister or whatever and you're just put me in the buggy because I'm small. I'm small for my age, so I can easily look 12 or 13.

[Zach Amico]

Pause to make it easy. I'm small for my age. I could look 12 or 13. This is when she knows she's maybe 16, 17. She's 16, 17 pretending to be 12.

[Jim Florentine]

You know, but you know, good advice though about, do you know if she went to school? Because no. Okay, she did. So she was homeschooled or just okay. So then I could see her maybe not knowing her age. If she went every year, she would obviously know.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. But no, she was not allowed out and she claimed she didn't know how old she goes. But by this video we'll keep watching. I think she's well aware of the scan the right easier and so here.

[Conjoined Twin]

We are going down the aisles and I always like to have something put on top of me, something big like a pillow or something so the camera won't and catch what I'm doing. And I'll probably have a dress or something on and I just take like movies, DVDs and I just slip them under my dress and we might buy like a soda or just some cheap item to say we bought something and then we just. There we go. Got a bunch of DVDs. What else? I also promised you, I made a deal with you that I will get you Money. And I will see through that deal. There are plenty of ways to make money. I could go as far as even to go to a bar. And, you know, a guy might ask, hey, you want to have me? And I'll give you money for it. And I might say, sure, yeah, and go with him, and then maybe. Or whack him over the head with a bottle, take his wallet. But we have to play it smart.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, There we go. So I don't know about what you guys think. This. So this girl is out about to have a kid. I think there is no way on God's green earth that somebody else doesn't die because of this lady. I think someone else gets murdered in the next 10 years.

[Jim Florentine]

Wait, so she's out.

[Zach Amico]

She's out with a.

[Jim Florentine]

Pregnant. With some other dude she met.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, do you want to give us the timeline on. So she met a dude in prison, got out and married him.

[Shannon]

Okay, so she met it. Okay. This. This guy she's with now isn't the guy.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Shannon]

That she left prison to be with, by the way. Her baby was born.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, okay.

[Shannon]

But so she was the guy that she was engaged to and married when she got out of prison. She left him to be with the guy she was engaged to earlier in the time she was in prison. And that's the guy that she had the baby with.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So essentially, this guy picks her up, gives her a whole life, she immediately leaves him for the last guy she was talking to in prison. I would assume the exact same conversations right now. He. I don't think there is a way this guy doesn't wind up accidentally dead or murdered in the next 10 years. I feel like that doesn't skip a generation.

[Jim Florentine]

And, you know, she tricked him into having that baby. Like, I'm on the pill 100% one day. Oh, my God. It must have been a new one on the market. They didn't research it enough.

[Zach Amico]

100%. Or she was saying, breed me, which is a new thing girls do, which, I will tell you, gets me going.

[Scott Chaplin]

The Amish have been doing it for a while. Right.

[Zach Amico]

There's like, a whole new thing where girls will do videos that are like, POV sex, and they say, breed me. And they want to be like, a baby machine.

[Jim Florentine]

Really?

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I'll tell you every once in a while. That'll get me something about it. Yeah, something about it.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Especially if they're very, like, submissive about it. You gotta. That'll get you.

[Jim Florentine]

But then you got to be with that woman. Then when you have the baby with her.

[Zach Amico]

Sure. Yeah.

[Jim Florentine]

You have to deal with the rest of your life.

[Scott Chaplin]

That's why she's on the phone. Yeah, that's actually coming.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's why. It's a video I paid for on only fans.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah, that's better.

[Zach Amico]

All right, here's a fun one. Officer arrested after domestic fight over pornography. Shannon.

[Scott Chaplin]

Damn.

[Shannon]

So apparently this guy was intoxicated on the toilet in his own home. His wife kind of barged in while he was masturbating to porn of obese women.

[Zach Amico]

There we go. It happens to the best of us.

[Shannon]

They had a little bit pig on.

[Scott Chaplin]

Pig action on New Year's Eve. Sounds like a celebration.

[Jim Florentine]

She must have heard the pig noises.

[Zach Amico]

He was watching her drop down A Paul, counting 10, nine.

[Shannon]

They had an argument about it, and then it turned physical where he put his hands on her. And then also apparently because he is a cop, his gun was fully loaded and out in the reach of the couple's young children running around the house. So they arrested him for domestic violence and for that inappropriately stored weapon, man.

[Zach Amico]

The. The. The happiness to sadness ratio. That happened that quickly? Just on the john, whacking off to some fat chicks.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Having a grand old time. And here we go. This.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah. Meanwhile, he probably tells his wife, you know, you got to get in the gym. You know what I mean? Like, I got the gym membership. Trying to keep her thin.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. We're members of this community. You represent us. When you're out there, you have to.

[Jim Florentine]

Keep getting that kind of food.

[Zach Amico]

You know what I mean?

[Jim Florentine]

Let's have some healthy meals. Meanwhile, he's jerking off the fat chicks.

[Zach Amico]

I'll tell you, man, the. The split on how many dudes really go after the fat chicks on the Internet is so much more than you would think.

[Scott Chaplin]

You talking about yelling at them?

[Zach Amico]

No, no. Try going. Like I always say, I compare. I had this conversation with Norton and his wife where I actually put not the same mentality on, but I feel like a lot of trans chicks and big heavy chicks get the exact same treatment, which is dudes be like, absolutely fucking not. Well. Right? And then the second they're alone, they're like, yeah, all right, I'll give it a shot.

[Scott Chaplin]

Well, yeah, there's like a Could you take me Thing. There's a submissiveness to fucking a trans person and fucking a person heavier than you, I think.

[Zach Amico]

And then I'm a heavyweight.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yikes.

[Zach Amico]

Guys, I think it's a 3am call.

[Scott Chaplin]

Fat chick is a type of trans woman. They're trans Fats a certain weight. You're a trans woman.

[Zach Amico]

Because I, I, I dated a, a, a cam model for a long time. We lived together. And the dudes that would pop up in the DMS would be like perfectly like regular muscular dudes.

[Scott Chaplin]

Well, that, yeah, that's with like regular.

[Zach Amico]

Hot wives and shit.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah, it makes you feel even more attractive.

[Zach Amico]

And a lot of Arabs, really. Oh, yeah. She would sign on specifically at like 3 or 4am because that's when the Muslims were up jacking it right before pray they jack. Well, they would be. No, they would be up in their country. Okay, so she had a sign on. She was basically on a time difference. The time difference.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they would all be like open dates. Please.

[Jim Florentine]

I had a friend that drive from like Jersey to Hartford to meet this girl online. You know, she showed a couple of pictures just from the, just face pictures. Oh, yeah, he fell for it. He went and met her and they got, they were getting a hotel room and all that stuff. It was like for like, you know, two days. And he walked in, saw how fat she was. He's like, fuck. He's like, I drove all the way up here. He said, I just started getting wasted, just pounding drinks. He goes, I wound up banging on the way home in the morning, I lepo she was still sleeping. He goes, I pulled over and cried.

[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, that's perfect. I like a heavy lady. I think sometimes I like a heavy person. I feel like guys your age, yeah, they cry like they think it's like a type of guy. Like, I fucked a fat lady. What am I, what am I introduced?

[Zach Amico]

I think it's also a different cultural thing. So like, even a chick that is more or less in shape, but if she's got like a fat ass, our generation, me and you, Scott, go look at that fat ass. As opposed to maybe Jim's generation might.

[Jim Florentine]

Go, yeah, it's just too big. Yeah, yeah, like a JLO ass. You know, it's always like, who likes that?

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah, it's a little disrespectful.

[Zach Amico]

I remember one time I showed my dad a picture of a chick and he's a great body, kind of ugly ass. She had the fat. He's a redhead. She had the biggest ass. My dad does this thing where he looks like he can smell dog but he doesn't know where it is, right? Big fat ass. I'm like, yeah, no, that she's got a big fat ass.

[Jim Florentine]

Because us white guys growing up, my generation, we just like, you know, we just had skinny white girls with Barely any ass.

[Zach Amico]

Well, it was.

[Jim Florentine]

That's what we're attracted to.

[Zach Amico]

We call it 80s and 90s butt. The long butt.

[Jim Florentine]

Right. Like, even, like, Pam Anderson was beautiful, but she. Her ass wasn't great. Yeah, it was kind of flat. It wasn't a fucking great curve to it. But she was like the hottest chick.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Scott Chaplin]

I always go by, like, women you could protect. I noticed. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Or for me, it was. You remember Linnea Quigley? She was in a ton of horror movies.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That to me is like the body that dudes, like, thought was like the shank. You look her up real quick. Linear L I, N N E A Quigley. That, to me, this is like the 80s 90s, like, hot chick body. And I think she's gorgeous. But now you see definitely a change.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

In. What are the spots?

[Scott Chaplin]

Right.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah, yeah, that's, you know, she's like a metal chick.

[Scott Chaplin]

40.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah, they all look.

[Scott Chaplin]

What kind of 40?

[Zach Amico]

No, I think that's. We look at that and assume she's 40 male.

[Jim Florentine]

Right? Yeah, they definitely looked. Yeah, that was the type of woman I liked.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Jim Florentine]

Fake blonde, fucking thin.

[Zach Amico]

She's also the girl that gets naked in Return of Living Dead, which is the hottest thing ever.

[Jim Florentine]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

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[Jim Florentine]

No.

[Zach Amico]

Duck vaginas have multiple chambers that they can choose which one to open up.

[Jim Florentine]

So they can get double teamed.

[Scott Chaplin]

Or is it a water thing? They don't want water getting in it.

[Zach Amico]

Well, because so many. So duck dicks are all like, weird and curvy and it's almost like a maze. But the female duck can choose if she wants to come to go towards her baby making section or she's. They've got fake rooms.

[Scott Chaplin]

That's awesome.

[Zach Amico]

So that if she doesn't the guy that's fucking her she doesn't want to be pregnant by, she can let him come in another part of her.

[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, that's evolution. That's perfect.

[Zach Amico]

Because ducks just rape. That's all they do.

[Jim Florentine]

And a duck knows, so you got to go do which vagina to go.

[Zach Amico]

In the duck female.

[Jim Florentine]

I'll let him in this one.

[Zach Amico]

The female duck can choose which chamber to accept the load in.

[Jim Florentine]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

Because ducks are just. They're the Puerto Ricans animals. They just go. Right.

[Jim Florentine]

It's good to know if I ever want to fuck a duck.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Scott Chaplin]

Booby doo door pussies.

[Zach Amico]

It's like H.H. holmes's house. Very, very weird reference, but. So here's a woman who sees ducks having sex and thought it was rape and decides to intervene. Get away from her. Get away from her.

[Conjoined Twin]

Head.

[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, my God, her nipples are so hard. Why are you acting like you hate this? You clearly like it.

[Jim Florentine]

Stop it.

[Zach Amico]

God damn it. Get us a mat.

[Conjoined Twin]

Is.

[Zach Amico]

Everybody's just standing around.

[Scott Chaplin]

How do you figure?

[Zach Amico]

More ducks get me.

[Scott Chaplin]

Jump in, girl.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, she will.

[Jim Florentine]

Oh, we're definitely gonna see her nipples now that shirt gets wet.

[Zach Amico]

So my question is, lady, have you ever seen animals?

[Scott Chaplin]

It's crazy. I had to watch a video in school. Did you watch that?

[Zach Amico]

I don't know.

[Scott Chaplin]

It's where. It's like a type of badger raping another badger. And it's like, this is what animals do, but we don't.

[Zach Amico]

It's like, oh, I don't think I've seen that, buddy.

[Scott Chaplin]

It's like us and swans. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Well, it's. They say the only things that have sex for fun are dolphins and us. And maybe they say monkeys jerk off.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah, monkeys do all the other stuff we do for fun. Like.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, monkeys. Well, monkeys, like, blow each other.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But like, I think it's us dolphins and maybe monkeys that fuck for fun.

[Scott Chaplin]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

But they say, yeah, ducks just go nuts. But I mean, what animal sex doesn't look like rape. Other than those. Right.

[Scott Chaplin]

Well, right there's not like they don't have a night out. It's like. Yeah, it's very.

[Zach Amico]

You just hop on.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah, you hop on. And what is the consent?

[Zach Amico]

I saw squirrels with my grandma when I was way too young. And I remember us both looking at each other and being mad the other one knew what it was. What are the funniest? I mean, turtles is the funniest, of course.

[Jim Florentine]

It's great.

[Scott Chaplin]

I've seen videos.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, Shannon.

[Jim Florentine]

Really, dude?

[Zach Amico]

Because it's slow.

[Scott Chaplin]

Well, they're all like 200 years old.

[Zach Amico]

They go. It's like the pump. And you just hear, huh?

[Jim Florentine]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Huh? It's so funny. Shannon, please, let's show. Let's show Chip some turtle sex. I'm sure it'll be. It'll. Yeah, there we go.

[Scott Chaplin]

Look. Just ramming her.

[Zach Amico]

This is also how I have sex.

[Jim Florentine]

He just put it in.

[Scott Chaplin]

Godzilla, man.

[Zach Amico]

Now imagine this lady. Get off her. No means no, turtle. All right. I watched a podcast reads a clip recently that brought up what I thought was a very interesting point. And this is. What's the name of this black chick Podcast? Shannon.

[Shannon]

So it's Nicole Byer, and it's a why won't you date me? Podcast. She's. She's the one, I think that does. Nailed it. She nailed it.

[Zach Amico]

Very funny chick. And they bring up a very interesting question that I never occurred to me before, but kind of makes sense. Are the Simpsons black? And here's their point. Shannon.

[Scott Chaplin]

You think the Simpsons are black because Marge has a texture.

[Conjoined Twin]

Yes.

[Scott Chaplin]

And she wears a bonnet. And they said. Someone in the comments said she was Creole.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Her name is, like, Bouvier.

[Shannon]

That sound like they are black.

[Scott Chaplin]

Because even Bart or Bert, whatever his name is, he got a bird. No, this bird is disrespectful. I really don't.

[Zach Amico]

And Burt stayed in trouble. Pause. That was some secondhanded.

[Scott Chaplin]

That's like a fun thing people do.

[Zach Amico]

Whatever his name is. Bet you know it's Bart Simpson.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Shut the fuck up. You're just trying to be above it. But go ahead. Right?

[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, please. I feel like in school the black kids are policed a little bit harder.

[Zach Amico]

Do you think the Simpsons. So a. No. Chief Wiggin would have shot him. My biggest argument that Marge could be mixed is both her sisters work at the dmv.

[Scott Chaplin]

Right.

[Jim Florentine]

Good point.

[Scott Chaplin]

Right. And I know some older black women who feel very much like those two women.

[Zach Amico]

Specifically in Illinois, I think specifically Patty And Selma would be the tell.

[Scott Chaplin]

Right. And then Lisa and Bar are half.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Scott Chaplin]

And then you go, hey, Lisa, take up jazz.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Bart has a flat top. Lisa plays jazz.

[Scott Chaplin]

Maggie, she stole something from that grocery store in the main show. Right.

[Zach Amico]

She stole that diamond from Mr. Burns in the video game. She shot a guy. Yeah, we forgot. Maggie shot Mr. Burns.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They're black, but I guess that's a wild thing if you're a kid growing up. Cause they're yellow. But they were black. Well. Cause who's black, Carl?

[Scott Chaplin]

They're black the way Dennis the Menace is black. It's like, you know, it's like, oh, yeah. They're the rebels of their time, for sure.

[Zach Amico]

Well, there was also a huge thing of Black Bart bootleg merch in the 90s, right. There would be tons of like, oh, yeah.

[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, yeah, dude, I wish I could.

[Zach Amico]

There would be, like, Bart playing basketball. And it would always be like, yeah, they just search Black Bart.

[Scott Chaplin]

I used to have a Bart shirt that said Whomp. There it is. Just for no reason. Like, just like black bar. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Although. Although there's, like, huge collections now of bootleg, like Bart. Yep. There we go.

[Jim Florentine]

Wow. And Simpson is a black last name.

[Zach Amico]

I didn't even think of that.

[Scott Chaplin]

O.J. oh, shit.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Look at that.

[Jim Florentine]

Common black last name.

[Zach Amico]

These girls. Or they would be great ones like him, like beating up Saddam Hussein and shit.

[Scott Chaplin]

Even more than they're. Than them being black is. They're not white is I think, the main thing.

[Zach Amico]

I think so. I think it's a racially ambiguous. Everything is kind of.

[Scott Chaplin]

It was a choice. It was.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because. So who's black? Dr. Hibbert? Carl.

[Scott Chaplin]

The Flanders are white, though.

[Zach Amico]

The Flanders definitely white.

[Scott Chaplin]

Right. Same skin color.

[Zach Amico]

So bleeding comes Murphy Smith. Smithers was black in the first episode.

[Scott Chaplin]

Interesting. See, I don't know the. I don't know.

[Jim Florentine]

Well, if the Simpsons came out today, there'd be at least three black characters on that.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Jim Florentine]

Program. A bunch of different.

[Zach Amico]

If the Simpsons were black, Milhouse would be black. Excuse me, if the Simpsons now came out, Milhouse would be the black friend.

[Scott Chaplin]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

Or Lisa would have a black boyfriend or girlfriend.

[Jim Florentine]

Who would be the Middle Eastern person that I have to throw one in there to? Chinese.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Well, I mean, they had a poo.

[Scott Chaplin]

There's no Chinese people in the Simpsons, though.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, there is. No, I'm thinking there's the sushi restaurant says Japanese. There's gotta be somebody. Oh, yes, there is. But later, Simpsons, because either Patty or Selma adopt a Chinese girl because that was drawn to be Dana Gould's adopted daughter.

[Scott Chaplin]

Get out of here.

[Zach Amico]

Is Dana Gould has three Chinese girls.

[Scott Chaplin]

Whoa. Well, God bless him.

[Zach Amico]

And they later had one of the Bouvier sisters adopt a Chinese girl. And it's drawn to be her.

[Scott Chaplin]

Wow. Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Is there anything they haven't gotten? I feel like they. That's what makes me mad about the. The Noah Poo thing, right?

[Scott Chaplin]

Which was. What's his face? He's gone now. Yeah, he was around for a while.

[Zach Amico]

He's a Hari condolar.

[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, dude, we had the same management forever. They sucked his dick way too much.

[Zach Amico]

Have you heard this?

[Scott Chaplin]

Literally like half of them quit. My man. My old manager's gone.

[Zach Amico]

He. He did remember Ian Finance used to have. He used to have a show called like Picture this where they would have comics go up, but they would have an animator draw on the screen behind them, right? And like animate their jokes in real time. It was very cool. And I guess he went up and he told the animator, do not fucking draw a poo. It's not funny. And if you, if you fucking even try to draw a poo while I'm up there, I will fucking throw the microphone down and lose. So every time he turned his back, this motherfucker drew a poo behind him.

[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, that's great.

[Zach Amico]

But he thought he was killing. So he would get all these huge laughs and like go like, relax on his laurels and turn around and the guy had like a wipe. So he could delete everything that was on the screen and then turn around and the guy would delete Apu real quick, right? And he would be like, oh, I'm killing it. He would turn around, the guy would just draw Apu again behind him.

[Jim Florentine]

That's great.

[Zach Amico]

But that's what makes me mad. It's like, if you want to talk about positive stereotypes, Apu was. Yes, the store was dirty and they sold expired stuff. Guess what? They've been to a real fucking bodega or 711 or whatever.

[Scott Chaplin]

I also don't remember that being the bit. The bit was they sold expired shit.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he sold Homer expired meat that made him really sick.

[Scott Chaplin]

And then they just had like a bunch of kids.

[Zach Amico]

He had eight kids, but that was all one shot.

[Scott Chaplin]

Okay. And also, but also he was a.

[Zach Amico]

Hard working guy who came to America, got his citizenship. It was like almost like a very good introduction to Indian people if you didn't grow up around them.

[Scott Chaplin]

Absolutely. Especially now. I mean, Jersey City, it's.

[Zach Amico]

Every sea clock is.

[Scott Chaplin]

The shop is. It's just Owned by Indians. I mean. Yeah, the suburbs are. It's Indians now in Jersey.

[Zach Amico]

Like, is it by you?

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah, my neighbors.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. All my. All my parents. Neighbors are Indian now, too.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah, dude, it's like. Like that. So it's like, why not?

[Zach Amico]

My mom's side of the family. Everybody. It's all Indian on either side.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah. And I know people have made the case where it's like, he's actually the most mature person on the Simpsons. He's not.

[Zach Amico]

He's got a character arc. He's not an idiot.

[Scott Chaplin]

Takes care of his family and shit.

[Zach Amico]

And then, like, the whole idea of the Simpsons is everybody's kind of a silly. Like, the Cops.

[Scott Chaplin]

They're cartoons.

[Zach Amico]

The cop has a pig nose. I don't know what to tell you if you want anything beyond that, but I do like the idea of seeing it as a black kid. I think these might be black people.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah, that happens with black people all the time. That's like the Lion King.

[Zach Amico]

Well, what cartoon characters are like, oh.

[Scott Chaplin]

Lion King is black people.

[Zach Amico]

There's definitely cartoons that black people feel ownership like that. They think those are black characters. 100% Sonic.

[Scott Chaplin]

Interesting. Why? Because the sneakers.

[Zach Amico]

It could be.

[Scott Chaplin]

I like the Sonic take. Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, can you look up which. Cause I've heard Lemaire talk about this in his act, so I don't want to steal this bit, but there's definitely characters that are, like, not racially black, that black people are. They're invited to the cookout, right?

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

They have Arthur.

[Zach Amico]

Arthur's a big one.

[Scott Chaplin]

Arthur feels black. Yeah. Black nerd. Yeah.

[Shannon]

Definitely him from Powerpuff Girls. And if you can share this, as.

[Scott Chaplin]

Long as it's not Mojo Jojo, I'm fine with it. Oh, yeah. Him is a black drag queen. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Shannon]

I don't know what any of these are.

[Zach Amico]

Skeeter definitely is black.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

I think blue. I think blue is a lateral move.

[Scott Chaplin]

Well, who are you talking about? Blue? Oh, Goofy's black. That's a big thing people say. Goofy.

[Zach Amico]

Goofy, Son is definitely black, right?

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

No, I don't think.

[Scott Chaplin]

No, I don't think she's black. That's just a curvy white girl. Ninja Turtles. Are they black?

[Jim Florentine]

The Spanish one.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that would make sense.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Scott Chaplin]

Right? No, Bender's not. No, Bender's almost a Jew.

[Zach Amico]

I don't see that one.

[Scott Chaplin]

I never thought. No, Yeah, I always just. She was a squirrel to me.

[Zach Amico]

No, that's. Well, he's Jamaican. Grim is Jamaican. Right. I could see that one.

[Scott Chaplin]

You remember that show Gullah. Gullah's Island.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Scott Chaplin]

That was great. And apparently Gullah. Gullah island is like a black. There's like, I don't know. You could look it up if you want to, Shannon. But yeah, you know, you don't work for me. But yeah, it's like a black island.

[Zach Amico]

Roger. American Danielle. He's just Paul Lynd. Black people love Dragon Ball.

[Scott Chaplin]

I think all of Dragon Ball Z has somehow become.

[Zach Amico]

That is black shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is 100% every character.

[Scott Chaplin]

No, Optimus prime isn't black.

[Zach Amico]

No, he's a work truck.

[Scott Chaplin]

I get what you're saying. I mean, that's something like Diddy would say to the black man fucking his girl.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Scott Chaplin]

Like you're Optimus prime tonight. But no Bugs.

[Zach Amico]

I will give.

[Scott Chaplin]

I'll give it to Lola. Bugs. Sure.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, so I've discussed this before. I'm going to give Bugs black, and I'm also going to give, in many old cases, Mickey Mouse black.

[Scott Chaplin]

Well, the gloves. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because they wear the white gloves.

[Scott Chaplin]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

Which is indicative of old timey blackface.

[Scott Chaplin]

Well, it's minstrel shit, right?

[Zach Amico]

Because back in the day, cartoons, before the technology caught up, they used to screen cartoons as part of vaudeville. So in between acts, they would take out a projector and show cartoons. And the original cartoons would mimic the most popular vaudeville performers.

[Scott Chaplin]

Well, even Animaniacs are like, yes.

[Zach Amico]

And they would wear the white gloves the same reason blackface performers did, which was to differentiate with their crimes, differentiate their face and body from their hands so that they would be more animated. So that's why Mickey Mouse, all black face, all black body, white gloves. Bugs Bunny very much took on the Persona that minstrels used, which is the mischievous, laying around all day, getting one up on people character.

[Scott Chaplin]

But even the carrot, I go, oh, that's.

[Zach Amico]

That's a cigar.

[Scott Chaplin]

That's Groucho Marx.

[Zach Amico]

That is Groucho.

[Scott Chaplin]

Right?

[Zach Amico]

But even I'm pretty sure what a maroon is an old timey black thing.

[Scott Chaplin]

It's like a slur. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Maroon is a black slur.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah.

[Jim Florentine]

I believe that it is. I never heard that.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, can you look that up? I'm pretty sure it's an old timey Slurpee. Or at least idiot, if not like lazy idiot.

[Shannon]

So it says that it's not. The term isn't necessarily racist, but it does refer to people of African descent who escaped slavery to form free communities.

[Zach Amico]

See?

[Scott Chaplin]

Interestingly specific.

[Zach Amico]

And then somebody just put on Twitter an old Mickey comic book where he drops a hard rn.

[Scott Chaplin]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

They're like. It's like the same concept you see in a million old cartoons where they get kidnapped by, like, cannibals and they're in the pot cooking, and Mickey literally is like, we got to get away from the. And he just drops one.

[Jim Florentine]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Jim Florentine]

I mean, that issue's got to be worth a lot of money. It's got to be.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, even before he was Mickey, he was Steamboat Willie. If I met somebody named Steamboat Willie, I'm assuming black guy.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Then again, I would say that when I met somebody named Soul Joel. So that fucked me up.

[Scott Chaplin]

Still black to me the first time.

[Zach Amico]

I did Soul Joel's because I have been hearing Soul joel stories for 10 years. I pictured an old black man with a diamond tooth.

[Jim Florentine]

Absolutely same.

[Zach Amico]

That drove me fucking. And then he's a hippie. What the fuck?

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

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[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, that's some. I'm worried my mom is doing right now.

[Zach Amico]

You know, that she forgets.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah, because the idea is you're supposed to take them out every night and put them in your thing. And then a lot of people don't do that. They'll just sleep with them in. And so, yeah, waking up not realizing you already have contacts on putting them on.

[Zach Amico]

Well, if you would like to see them removed, we have the video, 23 of them.

[Jim Florentine]

You don't feel it like if there's already one in there when you put another one in? I don't.

[Zach Amico]

Well, so I think a lot of them migrate.

[Jim Florentine]

Oh. And they move up in the eye like. Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Holy shit, is this wild.

[Scott Chaplin]

That must be such a release.

[Zach Amico]

But the doctor at one point has to be like, hey man, you should have come here like 22 days ago.

[Scott Chaplin]

Right. It's. It's part of the thing that sucks about going to the doctor is like they kind of have to yell at you and go, hey man, you have 23 fucking contacts in your eyeballs. You need to start, you know, washing your ass and taking care of yourself.

[Zach Amico]

I found out later in my life a story. So my aunt had a best friend who. It's just a weird statement. I've realized as I've gotten older, just through context of things people said around me when I was little that my aunt hung out with sluts. Like real garbage women.

[Jim Florentine]

Were they hot?

[Zach Amico]

One of them was. And one of them was pretty cute in Spanish. And so my aunt had one friend who I asked my dad about recently and he was like, oh yeah, she was a slut.

[Jim Florentine]

He's like, I think your dad might have banged any of them. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If I. I don't know the timeline on it. If not my dad, definitely one of the guys in the shop because my dad had a welding shop.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Scott Chaplin]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

And I remember story about that. My dad told me that when I was a baby, baby my. He had. Because he had a. The Amico Ironworks truck because he had a welding shop and somebody saw it parked next to the town pool and secaucus with two 17 year old girls flirting with whoever was driving. And my mom left and took me to my grandma's house and my dad had to go into that to say he lent the truck out to one of the workers and he was on another job site.

[Scott Chaplin]

You believe him?

[Zach Amico]

Yes. But the fact that she left that quick makes me think she had reason to believe that could be a thing.

[Scott Chaplin]

Right.

[Jim Florentine]

She didn't want house to go check because somebody.

[Zach Amico]

No, no. So somebody called my mom and said that they saw my dad's truck talking to checks. So she just moved.

[Scott Chaplin]

17 year old girls at the park?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, at the pool.

[Scott Chaplin]

Okay, the pool.

[Zach Amico]

So she took me to my grandma's house and was like, I'm leaving, you know, and I know you're cheating on me.

[Jim Florentine]

You mean you leaving the marriage? Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then my dad had to talk her down and be like, that wasn't me. I wasn't in the truck.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah. And you know what he did as soon as he told one of his workers, hey, say was.

[Zach Amico]

I was in the truck.

[Jim Florentine]

Cover for me.

[Scott Chaplin]

His name is on the side of a truck.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it is.

[Scott Chaplin]

Flirting with girls.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. But then. And then. So my aunt's other friend, who I always suspected. This is why I knew we were at the metal. What was the flea market by Giants Stadium. Remember I'm talking about. I don't.

[Jim Florentine]

I never once.

[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, they still do it on every Saturday.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Scott Chaplin]

Meadowlands Flea Market.

[Zach Amico]

These metal. I. We used to go to the flea market all the time because we were classy. And I remember my aunt's friend, the first aisle of that flea market is just cardboard boxes where everything's a dollar. And I remember being a little kid and her buying armfuls of boxes of dollar condoms when I didn't know what condoms were.

[Scott Chaplin]

This is your mom's friend.

[Zach Amico]

My aunt's friend.

[Conjoined Twin]

All right.

[Zach Amico]

And I remember her going, they're only a dollar. And she had a kid after that. And I'm pretty sure it was those shitty dollar condoms.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But anyway, I heard a story later in life about that lady where she went to the doctor, she went to the gyno because there's something wrong with her, and she'd forgotten a tampon inside of her. Inside of her for, like, a month.

[Scott Chaplin]

How do you do? Like, how do you.

[Zach Amico]

And that's bad.

[Scott Chaplin]

That gives you, like, pussy like a car.

[Zach Amico]

Like, is that toxic shock syndrome?

[Shannon]

Yes.

[Scott Chaplin]

I didn't get my oil changed. Like, how do you not.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, do you think you could forget a tampon? And I don't mean to talk about the size of your vagina or put you on the spot.

[Jim Florentine]

You're not at all. Yeah.

[Scott Chaplin]

I mean, like, life.

[Zach Amico]

Like, sometimes I would assume when there's a tampon in you, you know, the whole time, you have a tight little wonderful vagina.

[Shannon]

Yes, of course. But also, it's like you. It's just like, the process. Like, you put one in, you take it out, you put it in, you take it out. And while it's in, you're kind of like, oh, how many hours has it been in? When does it come out?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, you're doing the pussy, man.

[Shannon]

Yeah. I can't imagine this.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it would be. Would it be similar to, like. I feel like if I had something half the size of a tampon in my ass. I would know it all the time.

[Scott Chaplin]

Right. Well, and also, you're not just sticking it. It's that one time of the month. Like there's a thing happening and that's why you're using it.

[Jim Florentine]

And maybe somebody's drunk, they forget. They think they put it out. They took it.

[Zach Amico]

That's what I think.

[Jim Florentine]

They put another one in and push the old one up there.

[Scott Chaplin]

That's what I'm thinking. That could be they're not even realizing one's in or.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that could be it. You know what? That is a very good theory. Shannon, your thoughts?

[Shannon]

I guess I can. I guess that makes sense.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know, man. I still feel like. I guess you would have to. Does the string ever get stuck inside?

[Shannon]

I have heard stories of that, but I have never experienced that. Because, like, you. Once you insert it, you, like, feel for the string.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Shannon]

So, I mean, I guess, but does.

[Scott Chaplin]

The string, like, you don't want it to hang out? Totally. That's gotta be a little annoying, too. You almost want to put it in, like, your pouch a little, right?

[Shannon]

No, I mean. Well, it's like in. Like when you put your underwear on.

[Zach Amico]

Right?

[Shannon]

It's not like hanging.

[Scott Chaplin]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

I saw a girl string on the subway station once. She was up the stairs above me.

[Jim Florentine]

Did you get hard?

[Zach Amico]

No, I felt like it was a punishment for looking. I looked up and I just saw the full string. And I was like, oh, boy. But I gotta tell you, she was pretty flagrant with it. Like, her. She was completely, like. I was not, like, up the stairs behind her. I was like, a good five stairs behind her.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And her whole ass was out with the string flapping around in the back. But I guess that's on me for looking, too. But. Come on.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah, of course.

[Zach Amico]

Come on.

[Jim Florentine]

Look it up. You didn't know, and then you saw that.

[Zach Amico]

It's like one of those things, like, even if you're of the most pure intent, that you would never peek. Like, you would never spy on a woman, sometimes your eyes just go. Your eyes go where they go, and then you didn't know that you were going to see that.

[Jim Florentine]

But if she's wearing, like, a short dress with no underwear, she. You know, what do you expect? You're on the subway, you're going to. If your legs aren't completely closed, you're going to see everything, too, so.

[Zach Amico]

I agree with that. Remember one time being at a mall with my dad and some chick had just fucking giant cans with glitter on them. And she looks at my dad and she goes, eyes up here. And my dad goes, then put him away. All right, here's a fun one. People are getting bbls and breast implants from the fat of donated cadavers. I finally figured out what to do with my fat body when I die.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah, that's kind of fun.

[Zach Amico]

It is going to be to Puerto Rican whores, just like it has while I'm alive.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah.

[Conjoined Twin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's my giving back to the earth. Like a Native American, the next generation of dudes who like cartoonishly shaped women. Shannon.

[Shannon]

So it seems like it's only. They're saying it's only like 5% of doctors that are going this route, but. And a lot of New York City doctors are saying they're excited about this, but. Yeah. So people are using it to lift, plump, sculpt their bodies and. Yeah. I don't know what else.

[Scott Chaplin]

They're donating fat.

[Shannon]

Yep. They're taking fat.

[Zach Amico]

And are these people that agreed to it?

[Shannon]

So they, they, they're like, agreeing. The dead people or the live people? The dead people are like, just, you can, you know, use my stuff or whatever.

[Scott Chaplin]

So when you say I'm an organ donor, this, like, also.

[Zach Amico]

Does that go under that or is this a specific.

[Shannon]

I believe. Yes.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah, Zach. So put that on your donor card.

[Zach Amico]

100. Well, there's no other organs they're gonna want.

[Scott Chaplin]

I heard you shouldn't be a donor.

[Zach Amico]

Really?

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah, I heard, like, you know, if, like, if you fall and bump your head and you're in a coma, they're, like, way more likely to pull the plug. If you're an organ organ donor, then, you know, try to help you.

[Zach Amico]

I never heard that.

[Scott Chaplin]

They get hyped on the idea that.

[Zach Amico]

Maybe if you're parts, I bet if you're good rid of you, But I bet that's if you've got all good organs.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah, but I think, oh, I mean. Yeah, maybe you don't. Most people have good organs, Right. If they're alive.

[Zach Amico]

Not if you're a little old.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah. Most people have like a five year old or something.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I would assume that's if, like, you're in your 20s and 30s, you're in good shape and you get a car wreck.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah. And they go, ooh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They go, oh, we got a fresh one here.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah. We could save four people.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. There's a little kid waiting for this liver, and that's a little different. I could see that. And then there's the stories when people donate their bodies to science. You don't get to pick what it is. So sometimes they just like blow you up?

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah.

[Jim Florentine]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Some guy said his mother donated her body to science and they used it for the government's ballistics tests and they just like put her in a field and blew her up. Which is hilarious.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah, it's amazing.

[Zach Amico]

I would sign up for that.

[Scott Chaplin]

I wish that was my funeral. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then a lot of the ones that are used for science are used for forensics research where they'll have a setting like a field or somewhere where they would find a body and they leave them there and take pictures every week so that they can keep better notes of what bodies look like at each stage, how long.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah, yeah, I could see that.

[Zach Amico]

So they think they. I think they're called body farms.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yikes. I mean, definitely serves a purpose, but gross.

[Jim Florentine]

I just don't want any medical students laughing at my small dick.

[Zach Amico]

That would. Yeah, that would sound small. Yeah.

[Jim Florentine]

Walking in and they're all fucking giggling. All right, calm down.

[Zach Amico]

We're here.

[Jim Florentine]

Let's be professional.

[Scott Chaplin]

Like the witch's feet after the house lands on her.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I've thought about reason. I've seen that. Some people are in. So like, some people, if they get cremated, they get their tattoos taken first and they get them stretched out and put in frames.

[Scott Chaplin]

I like that.

[Zach Amico]

I like that. I think that would be a cool movie.

[Scott Chaplin]

Take my skin and make like a, you know.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Scott Chaplin]

Fragrance. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because then you just put like pictures of me around it in a candle.

[Jim Florentine]

Right?

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah, I love that. Actually.

[Zach Amico]

I think that would be fucking sick of shit. Yeah. There was another.

[Jim Florentine]

I still have my son's foreskin. I just did it as a joke. Like he was. They're ready to circumcise him. My. My brother in law at the time was in the room. The doctor, yeah, we're going to circus. I go, listen, could you save it? Because he collects them. I was just around and the doctor's like, yeah, I don't think I could do that. He goes, he's just joking. He's a comedic. Oh, no, seriously, he collects them. He's embarrassed you. Please just save it. If he can. He's like, yeah, I doubt that. He's like, he's. I go, I'm not joking, so just see what you could do. And it would laugh. And like an hour later comes back with it in a jar labeled dude, that's. And it's in the closet. I still have it, of course. I can't throw it away.

[Scott Chaplin]

No, no, give it to him eventually, though, right?

[Jim Florentine]

He knows I have it. One of my friends wanted to eat it on camera, and I was like, I probably shouldn't do that. No, you know what I mean?

[Scott Chaplin]

It's got to be up to your son, honestly.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah, like Hurricane Sandy, whatever it was. My. My freezer went out, refrigerator. And I. I brought up my mom's, like, freaking three towns over. Like, I can't let this go to waste.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I like that it's in your freezer. The same way I have a meatloaf sandwich from the day the Yankee Tower closed.

[Scott Chaplin]

Do you really?

[Zach Amico]

Yes, I do.

[Scott Chaplin]

Wait, when did it close?

[Zach Amico]

The Yankee Tower closed when I was in high school.

[Scott Chaplin]

Holy shit. And you have it in your freezer?

[Zach Amico]

We went the last day and got meatloaf, and then they were like, these are the last meatloaf sandwiches. My dad goes, I'll take one. He's like, but can the chef date it and sign it? And he put it in the back of my mom's freezer, and I think it's still there.

[Conjoined Twin]

Wow.

[Jim Florentine]

So what year about was it? How long has it been in there then?

[Zach Amico]

2,000.

[Scott Chaplin]

That's wild.

[Jim Florentine]

Mine's been in 2010.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah, it's.

[Scott Chaplin]

It's like wedding cake.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it is. I loved Yankee Tower is my favorite place in the world. All right. Conjoined twins vaping. Shannon, Actually, before we do this, I saw a video, and Shannon, if you can find it, speaking of the. The cadaver thing. So you guys know that supposedly the bodies exhibit is all prisoners, right?

[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, yeah. Like Asian prisoners.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Like, there's not good paperwork on whatever the fuck they got these bodies from. And when people go to see them, they're like, why are all these guys five, two? Oh, gee, I wonder if they pissed off a certain communist regime, right? And they decided they were the ones that are like, we're not going to house these ones anymore. Skin them. Skin them and send them to America and make them play basketball and shit. There's a video, Shannon, you can find, of a woman going to the bodies exhibit, and she thinks she sees her son's body.

[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, God, this lady's an asshole.

[Zach Amico]

Well, no, it's. The fillings in his teeth match her son who's been missing.

[Scott Chaplin]

No.

[Zach Amico]

And she starts freaking out, saying that she thinks it's her son's skinned body.

[Jim Florentine]

She know the fillings in the teeth? Like, how would she know that it.

[Zach Amico]

Matched when he went missing.

[Jim Florentine]

Okay, all right.

[Scott Chaplin]

I saw a bodies exhibit in at the Luxor in Vegas. They did like a portion of it. And you do feel bad because, you know, they're like dead people who didn't agree to it. But it's so fascinating. Like you see a stroke victim's brain and yeah, it's just like genuinely.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I spent all day at the mood.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah, it was like.

[Zach Amico]

So actually the mooder. No, awesome. It's a medical anomalies museum. It's not huge, but it's like a big. It's. It's fun and it's a lot of like draw drawers of shit that you can go through all day. But they also, when you walk in, it's a giant hallway of just skulls. But it says at the beginning, warning. These are the original labels from the collection, many terms of which are no longer acceptable. So it'll be like, you know, whatever the guy's name is. Idiot Jew.

[Shannon]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

That's awesome. Like, that's how they got like chronicled.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah, right.

[Zach Amico]

You know, Feeble minded Arab. Shannon, did you find this video lady of the Bodies?

[Shannon]

So I. I found. It's like a longer. It's like a 10 minute long video explaining it. I don't know if you want me to like kind of click through it a little bit.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, click through it a little bit. Is it the lady finding it?

[Shannon]

I think it's the.

[Scott Chaplin]

It's not your story. Look at his dick. That's my son.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

There also seems to be two women that this happened to. A black lady and a white lady. This is the White lady exhibit.

[Narrator (Kim Eric Smith story)]

This is exactly what Kim Eric Smith experienced when visiting a body exhibition and recognized her son Christopher among the specimens. A son she was told have been cremated years ago. Today we dive into this shocking story that forces us to reconsider museum ethics and the power of a mother's intuition.

[Scott Chaplin]

Look at a belly.

[Narrator (Kim Eric Smith story)]

Christopher Todd Eric was born in 1989 in Texas athletics. Kim and Stephen creating an environment.

[Zach Amico]

How did she figure out. Yes, I just wonder how she figured out it was him.

[Narrator (Kim Eric Smith story)]

2012 I know that cop. Medical examiners identified concerning elements in his system that rarely appear in typical cases, adding a layer of mystery to the already devastating loss. How does a healthy young man encounter such unusual circumstances?

[Zach Amico]

Shannon loves him.

[Narrator (Kim Eric Smith story)]

Christopher's death only deep. One last time Kim asked. In her widely viewed video, Kim experienced something truly extraordinary. Standing before display case number 27 was a preserved body posed in the famous thinker position that struck her with immediate recognition. A profound moment that would reignite her search for answers.

[Zach Amico]

I would also be fine with them doing this for me. But I'm on a toilet.

[Narrator (Kim Eric Smith story)]

Like the preservation process that significantly alters human appearance, something about the specimen seemed unmistakably familiar to Kim. The height, build, and bone structure aligned with her memories of Christopher in ways that left her shaken to her core and convinced of a connection only a mother could perceive. I knew immediately, kim later recounted, her voice unsteady with emotion. That figure resembled my Christopher in ways that transcend scientific explanation. She returned to the exhibition with photographs of Christopher and made comparisons that would soon captivate thousands online. The striking similarities between Christopher's photos and the museum specimen were undeniable to many viewers. The remarkable resemblance opened troubling possibilities about what might have really happened in 2000, challenging the official account of Christopher's final disposition. Determined to find answers, Kim approached museum staff about the identity of body number.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, like they know, right?

[Scott Chaplin]

Their response was first clean the bathroom in 10 minutes.

[Narrator (Kim Eric Smith story)]

Revealing about industry practices, sighting privacy protocols, and respect for donors. Officials provided no concrete information about the specimen's origin, further fueling Kim's suspicions. This experience led Kim to investigate body exhibitions and their verification procedures more thoroughly. Her findings revealed questions about documentation standards in some anatomical exhibitions that should trouble anyone interested in ethical treatment of human remains. And transparent.

[Zach Amico]

I bet all our dicks would look good if they were stripped down to just the pelvis, though.

[Jim Florentine]

You think so?

[Zach Amico]

Way better than they do with your body around it.

[Scott Chaplin]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

Because your dick goes inside. Like, you've got so much dick, and some of us more than others.

[Jim Florentine]

That's true. What's that?

[Scott Chaplin]

You got so much dick in you, everybody.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Like, if I. Like if you stripped away my bush fat, there would be a dick in there.

[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, for sure. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So I feel like that's like. I mean, what an honor to get the full. I have no problem with this. I have no issue with this whatsoever.

[Shannon]

Do you want me to keep going or.

[Zach Amico]

No, I think we're okay. We're gonna end it on this, Shannon. This is just a fun one to end the day on. Conjoined twins vaping. We've been very.

[Scott Chaplin]

That's the girl I'm looking for.

[Zach Amico]

We've been very interested lately in conjoined twins. They think the real famous ones, the girls that are connected by the head, might have had a baby. They're schoolteachers, Right.

[Jim Florentine]

The two that are famous that had the TV show.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. They might have just had a kid because they got. One of them got married.

[Jim Florentine]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

And they think they. Because they've been walking around with a baby and they haven't Confirmed that it's theirs, right? Shannon.

[Shannon]

Right. Has not. Because they're. They're pretty private.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. They don't, like, make announcements and shit, but here's. We got a new conjoined twins video.

[Shannon]

Shannon, I have a quick question, please. So it's just a picture.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. I'm sorry.

[Shannon]

And did you read the caption?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, it's fake.

[Shannon]

I'm gonna. I'll share it with you.

[Zach Amico]

I do this all the time.

[Shannon]

I figured. I figured you read the captions. It says right here you could share it. So they're saying that they just happen to, like, catch this.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, okay.

[Shannon]

But that it's not.

[Zach Amico]

But it is real conjoined twins. It's just one is. One is smoking and the other one's exhaling, and they have two different sets of lungs. Okay. That is still pretty cool, though. And I gotta tell you, one on the right. Not bad.

[Scott Chaplin]

All right. Right.

[Zach Amico]

No, no, our la. The. The.

[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, I like the one on our. Right.

[Zach Amico]

The one with the. The not pony. The one with the hair not tied back.

[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, okay. I like the one.

[Zach Amico]

Well, hey, then we got one of these. Hey, you know what? Give them a call. Me and Scott will take them to the Roast of New Jersey. Dude, how fun would that be as comedians?

[Scott Chaplin]

I've never seen one in person. Have you?

[Zach Amico]

If we. If we showed up.

[Jim Florentine]

I know.

[Zach Amico]

To a, like, car. Like a event with a. An entrance, and we were on a double date with conjoined twins, it would be the funnest.

[Scott Chaplin]

It would be so fun.

[Jim Florentine]

What does the one twin do if she's blowing her boyfriend? Like, what does the other one do?

[Zach Amico]

We've talked about. She says that. She says that she, like, what was the channel that she listens to music. Yeah.

[Shannon]

Puts on noise canceling headphones.

[Zach Amico]

No way. Not on his birthday.

[Jim Florentine]

Right?

[Zach Amico]

On his birthday. He definitely's like, come on. Both. Come on.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah. Come on.

[Zach Amico]

You know what I'm in this for.

[Scott Chaplin]

But, like, I've never seen one at a comedy club anywhere.

[Zach Amico]

On the road, I'd imagine travel's difficult.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah. I'm assuming part of it is, like, it's a serious medical condition, and they don't get to do shit. Otherwise, you'd see, like, one in your life.

[Jim Florentine]

Imagine a cop pulling them over.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Jim Florentine]

Walking up to the window like, holy.

[Zach Amico]

Shit, one of them's hammered.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

No, officer, she's the one driving. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd imagine getting out of your town would suck.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because, like, you gotta. You gotta be in the backseat. It's not like You. I mean, I guess could they drop the. Both their asses have to go somewhere.

[Jim Florentine]

They probably win every Halloween costume.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah. It's a sweep every year. Yeah. It's not like I don't even know that you fly.

[Conjoined Twin]

You.

[Scott Chaplin]

No, they can't do. That's the thing.

[Zach Amico]

Where would you, like, what do you buy out the row?

[Scott Chaplin]

Their bones are so bad. Cuz you see someone connected you.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They're all up.

[Scott Chaplin]

You go like, oh, get muscle and become like a. Like a cir. Act. But it's like, oh, you're. You're not. Your bones suck. You can't even do tricks.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, wow. Look at them driving. Stop growing.

[Conjoined Twin]

Fifth grade.

[Zach Amico]

I'd be taller. I forget they have one. These ones have one ass.

[Scott Chaplin]

One's got to stick their head out the window like a dog.

[Zach Amico]

Wow.

[Scott Chaplin]

One's got to be Ace Venturo while they drive.

[Jim Florentine]

Cop calls them over. He's like, hey, can we give you heads?

[Zach Amico]

Show me how you suck. Guys.

[Conjoined Twin]

We'Re just licensed. We each had to take the test.

[Zach Amico]

We both passed. Obviously.

[Conjoined Twin]

We put different music in when we drive. Abby is control of the gas and the brakes. And then we both steer, obviously. And then I'm in charge of the clicker for the blinker.

[Scott Chaplin]

Oh, so if you get in an accident, you have to like.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. What's worse than one woman driving? Yeah, I definitely. The husband on his birthday is like, let me just come on both your faces.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah, got it. I mean, he's gonna have to have good aim just to get it on one face. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. That would be you.

[Scott Chaplin]

Also, there's son about two heads where like, the kid in you wants to, like, wrestle them.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, a double dd. I know there was gay. There was male conjoined twins connected by, I think the hip. And one of them was gay and one wasn't. That had to be a tough conversation.

[Jim Florentine]

Yeah.

[Scott Chaplin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's interesting because they were getting fucked at their ass. Like they shared an ass.

[Jim Florentine]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

That's gotta be tough. That's gotta be a tough thing. Just look at your brother and be like, hey, listen, I know I've been a huge burden this whole time. One more piece of news. This. This is Stefan. He's going to be spending the evening. All right, Shannon, I think we had a lot of fun today. I want to thank my wonderful guests, Scott Chaplin and Jim Florentine. Please check out the Working Stiff podcast. Please check out the Everybody is Awful podcast. As always, Scott, a pleasure as always, Jim, an honor to have you on. Thank you so much. For gracing us. And we will see you on Wednesday here on the Morning Zoo. Goodbye.

[Morning Zoo Announcer]

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[Zach Amico]

Papa.

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[Zach Amico]

Whoa.