0083. James Moss and Sabrina Piper

Summary

Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo – Episode 0083

Guests: James Moss, Sabrina Piper
Date: January 30, 2026

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Episode Overview

This irreverent, laugh-out-loud installment of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo delivers the “unhinged” energy fans cherish—diving headfirst into strange news stories, gross-out body horror, bizarre viral moments, and boundary-pushing conversation. Comedians James Moss (Digital Bazooka) and Sabrina Piper (That’s Hot with Sabrina Piper) join Zac for a 90-minute romp through wild anecdotes, internet oddities, and taboo topics—barely pausing for breath between their chaotic tangents, punchy asides, and relentless quips. This episode is not for the faint of heart or the easily offended… but it is for those who love their comedy messy and unfiltered.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Stormy Week & Comfort Food Confessions

[00:36–06:15]

• Zac apologizes for missing the usual Monday episode due to a harsh snowstorm but promises fans will get a makeup episode.
• He, James, and Sabrina bond over weather woes and their cold-weather cravings. Zac details his recent “low point” cooking disasters and bachelor chow (“wolf brand chili” mixed with Zatarain’s rice and black beans).
  • Zac: “I checked twice on it to make sure it wasn’t dog food.” [03:01]
  • James: “Did you clean the trough?” [04:00]
  • General riffing about bachelor cooking and the dignity (or lack thereof) in eating terrible food alone at home.

2. Nicotine/Caffeine Pouches & Relationship Real Talk

[07:37–09:52]

• Discuss newfangled nicotine/caffeine pouches with wild flavors (“Bellini,” “root beer,” etc.).
• Zac recounts “‘when I first started dating Mrs. Amico, she would have to ask me to take my dip out before lovemaking.”[09:00]
• The conversation goes into hilarious detail about bedroom etiquette and the perils of getting gum/tobacco involved in intimate moments.

3. Viral News: Guy Fieri’s “Regular Guy” Birthday & AI Hoaxes

[10:25–13:01]

• Zac pounces on a viral Guy Fieri video where the spiky-haired celeb “shaves” to be a “regular guy”—instantly guessing it was a Super Bowl ad—inspired by Snoop Dogg’s recent weed “quitting” swerve.
• Shannon (producer): reveals it’s fully AI-generated. Zac admits: “I am gullible.” [12:38]
• Group reflects on being tricked by increasingly common and convincing AI content.

4. Real or Fake? Body Horror: Hand-Attached-to-Leg Surgery

[13:17–16:14]

• Discussion of a viral image/video where a Chinese man’s severed hand is shown attached to his leg by surgeons so it can be reattached later.

• Fact-check ensues: part real (surgery happens), part fake (hand wouldn’t move on its own).

  • Sabrina: “What a story for sex in the future.” [14:56]
  • Zac: “How long did John Wayne Bobbitt not have his cock?” [15:40]

• Detour into the infamous Lorena Bobbitt case—body parts and emergency preservation methods (the “tooth in milk” method, Mick Foley’s wrestling stories).

5. Wrestling Mayhem: Mick Foley’s Extreme Injuries

[18:01–22:27]

• Zac gives a rundown of hardcore wrestler Mick Foley’s litany of injuries—lost ears, teeth in nose, broken bones—and the notorious “Hell in a Cell” match.
  • “He had a tooth fully in his nose... He’s got a shirt of all his injuries.” [20:27]
• James: “At what point are you a new guy?” [21:31] (referencing the Ship of Theseus philosophy).

6. Swollen Head from Hair Dye—The Dangers of DIY Beauty

[24:00–28:40]

• Group reacts to a French woman whose head swelled alarmingly after a box-dye allergy—a cautionary tale about not doing a proper patch test.
  • “She looks like Thomas the Train Engine.” [24:14]
  • Sabrina reflects on bad beauty products, Zac notes his own allergies.
• General riffing about allergic reactions, medical misadventures, and Zac’s hapless adolescence as a “sick little boy.”

7. Indoor Cat Energy & Nature Weakness

[29:22–31:42]

• Zac confesses to being “an indoor cat” after years of getting sick from outdoor sports, goose crap, and general allergy disasters.
  • “I am an indoor boy. I’m an inside boy. That’s okay. There’s nothing wrong with that.” [31:05]

8. Truly Distressing: Kids with Eye Herpes & Ancient Rituals

[32:01–39:00]

• Report on a toddler losing his eye after a family member passed herpes to him with a kiss.
  • “If your baby’s gonna have a missing eye, the scarf is a choice.” [33:41]
• Deep dive into Jewish mohel rituals, the “metzitzah b’peh” practice, and the dangers of infant herpes passed during ritual circumcision.
  • “It’s so good that the government had to put out a warning not to suck baby blood out of its dick.” [37:00]
  • Uncomfortably hilarious riffs about religion, tradition, and the absolute limits of what rituals society should tolerate.

9. Taboo Topics: Period Underwear, Diva Cups, and Menstrual Mishaps

[39:00–54:42]

• Comedians break down modern reusable menstrual products (cups, period underwear), learning curves, and “period panties.”
• Detailed, graphic, and frequently hilarious analysis of product how-tos, maintenance routines, and personal experiences, with Sabrina offering first-hand insights.
  • Zac: “If you squish when you walk, change them.” [50:20]
  • Repeated jokes about “chumming for sharks” with full period underwear, OnlyFans market for used panties, and the unique terrors of being a teenage girl.

10. Man Assaults Woman’s Horse—Bestiality in Small Town America

[56:44–59:01]

• News story about a man stalking and sexually violating a woman’s horse in her stable; group is (mostly) equal parts aghast and amused by the bizarre logistics.

  • James: “It’s hard to change a lightbulb on a stool... You’re fucking a ton, animal!” [59:27]
  • “He doesn’t subscribe to ‘nay means nay.’” [59:52]

• Deeper dive into small town perversions, with a callback to the infamous “Mr. Hands” case (man fatally injured by a horse during sex—basis for the “Zoo” documentary).

11. Infamous Mr. & Mrs. “Zoo”: Couple Who Have Sex With Horses

[64:53–70:49]

• Zac (and Shannon the producer) find the notorious documentary scene where a couple confesses to and describes their sexual relationships with horses, to both horrified and raucous amusement.
  • Woman (clip): “I like to suck on him orally. He especially enjoys that.” [69:12]
  • Man (clip): “The pleasure I get from it is more from knowing how much he enjoys having sex with me...” [69:30]
  • Zac: “Shock factor is if you show them your tits.” [68:13]
  • “Could this lady look more like she wants a horse cock in her mouth?” [66:25]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Zac, on low food standards:
  “When you open up the can… it could not look more like dog food.” [03:36]

• Sabrina, on viral moments:
  “He looked a little beaten down, like they kind of taped it about 12 hours worth. Like, kind of like the Stranger Things finale.” [11:56]

• James, on old underwear:
  “The elastic’s shot. It has PTSD.” [54:14]

• Zac, on ancient rituals:
  “Don’t suck the baby’s dick.” [38:48]

• On period underwear:
  “When it sounds like Dee Dee’s shoes… If you’re leaving a trail behind. If you have a snail trail behind you.” [50:24–50:28]

• Zac, summing up the show’s spirit:
  “This episode is everything your morning radio show shouldn’t be—but way more fun.”

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Section Timestamps

• Opening & Storm Stories: [00:36–06:15]
• Nicotine/Caffeine Pouches, Relationship Talk: [07:37–09:52]
• Guy Fieri AI Video, Viral Ads: [10:25–13:01]
• Hand-on-Leg Surgery & Bobbitt Tale: [13:17–16:14]
• Wrestling Injuries, Mick Foley: [18:01–22:27]
• Allergic Reaction to Dye, Medical Stories: [24:00–28:40]
• Indoor Cat Bit, Sick Kid Zac: [29:22–31:42]
• Child Eye Herpes, Mohel Rituals: [32:01–39:00]
• Period Underwear, Shameless Details: [39:00–54:42]
• Horse Assault, Bestiality Detour: [56:44–59:01]
• The ‘Zoo’ Couple & Horse Sex: [64:53–70:49]

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Final Thoughts & Episode Tone

True to Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo’s reputation, this episode blends edgy banter about bodily misfortunes, sexual taboos, viral oddities, and subversive comedy. Sabrina and James match Zac’s anything-goes energy, bringing wild stories and unfiltered honesty that turns even the most grotesque or awkward topics into riotous laughter. For listeners who thrive on dark humor, gross-out tales, and a sense of belonging among society’s “lovable degenerates,” this episode is a fever dream of morning radio fun crossed with an after-midnight comedy dive bar.

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Plugs:

• Sabrina Piper: “That’s Hot with Sabrina Piper” podcast, shows at Brooklyn Art House (@FunnyGirlWithTits)
• James Moss: “Digital Bazooka” podcast, stand-up dates (@RatboyJames)
• Zac Amico: @ZacIsNotFunny, details at GaS Digital

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Listener Discretion: Strong language, adult themes, body horror, explicit humor, and absolutely zero reverence for standards of taste or breakfast listening.

Transcript

[A]

Fill her up. You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.

[B]

Wake up, it's time to go Zach Amico's got a show Animals are here to play Choke some guests to start your day Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and join the cre.

[A]

Morning suit. Well, good golly, good morning. It's a Wednesday here at Gas Digital Studios. It's your other boy, the international superstar Zach Amico. My apologies that we did not come in on Monday. It was a real bitch outside and it was gonna be tough getting guests and everybody here safely. So thank you for your patience. We will double up on an episode this Friday so everybody will be caught up and you'll get your money's worth. I am joined by two wonderful people today from the Digital Bazooka Podcast. Joining us for the first time in a while, it's James Moss. How you doing, buddy?

[C]

Dude, I'm amazing. I wouldn't miss this for the world. I had the fucking snowplow out this morning.

[A]

I appreciate you greatly, brother. Thank you. Go birds.

[C]

Go birds.

[A]

And next to him from that's Hot with Sabrina Piper, it's our great friend Sabrina Piper. How are you today?

[D]

Hey, I'm well. How are you guys?

[C]

So good. Two hot lady guests. The people are gonna love this.

[A]

Absolutely, they do.

[D]

It's our hair. It's the volume. It's our boobies.

[A]

Yes, it's a great day. I am warm and cozy in my Garfield onesie. Feeling good. Great Christmas gift. Bought myself a matching hat and God damn, do I feel fashionable.

[D]

You look phenomenal. I love it. I want to snuggle you very badly.

[A]

Oh, this is my time of year, buddy. My cat has been not left me for a second. This whole time it's been snowing. Oh, yeah, he's been on my chest. I've been wearing this. Or I have a fuzzy blanket. Oh, boy. We are boys.

[D]

Incredible.

[C]

In the summer, the cats pretend like they don't even know you.

[A]

Oh, yeah, he's fucking running away, dude. And I have reached a new Shannon. I know we were sad about me eating the chili Mac out of the can. I think I found a new level of sadness because obviously I didn't want to order takeout.

[C]

Why not? I'm doing it every day.

[A]

I, I, I feel bad.

[D]

You're a respectful man.

[A]

I feel bad. I did it yesterday, but when it was like, snowing, snowing, I didn't wanna. Plus the wait times were, like, an hour and a half.

[D]

Oh, that's the real reason.

[A]

No, it was going to be cold by the time it got there.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

It would be cold by the time it got there.

[D]

Oh, no, that's. Yeah, no, that's it.

[A]

And I did cook it, so it's not as bad. But I have had in the last couple of days, two cans of wolf chili. And if you've never seen wolf chili, it could not. I checked twice on it to make sure it wasn't dog food.

[C]

So is it made of wolf? Is that what.

[A]

No, it's just wolf brand chili. It's what Peggy Hill used to use to make Fritos pie.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

This looks very, like, Southern.

[C]

Okay. So you.

[A]

When you open up the can. Dude.

[C]

Yeah. You put it on the floor, then you lean over it.

[A]

It does not look more like dog food. And I combined it with a box of. Of Zatarain's rice and black beans and made myself just slop. It was. There is. No. I put some cheese. I put. I put some cheddar cheese in it and some hot sauce.

[C]

Did you finish it? Did you clean the trough?

[A]

100%. And it was so good.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[C]

I'm proud of you, dude. I think snow's down. No rules. You can. You can slop it up.

[A]

It was. There was no general color or form to it.

[D]

Were you brighter than the food?

[A]

Yeah, the food was. At no point did it look like it was for people.

[D]

Oh, man.

[A]

And I loved it.

[C]

Yeah. Like a meal that, like, Google couldn't identify if you showed it.

[A]

A photograph of would just send back a question mark and be, like, places to buy a gun.

[C]

Two cans, though, over three days.

[E]

Okay, that's not bad.

[A]

Chad, can you find a picture of wolf bread chili just when you open it? It could not look. I was. I. I really had a question myself.

[D]

It reminds me of, like, Libby's. You ever see that one?

[A]

I don't think so.

[D]

It's like a garbage one, too. But I'm sure you'd like it.

[A]

I'm sure I would love it.

[D]

I'm gonna be real. Yeah. And my boy uses it, like, to make, like, cash.

[A]

Okay, that's good.

[D]

I'm like that.

[C]

This is another chili.

[D]

You know what? Mystery meat.

[A]

There we go.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Oh, is this an unboxing yo?

[A]

No. Could it look more like dog food or poop?

[C]

Yeah, I gagged a little bit.

[A]

It does the job. I used. I have a hot sauce with Eileen Wuornos on the front. I can't remember what it's called, but it's a serial killer branded hot sauce.

[C]

Did you use a utensil when you were.

[A]

Yes, of course I used a fork.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

The same fork that I stirred the rice with.

[D]

Hey, that's going green.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

At least you didn't go Michael Rapabort and the Traders like, shovel it into your mouth.

[A]

Obsessed.

[D]

Obsessed.

[A]

That is. That is exactly what I used.

[D]

Oh, wow.

[C]

The Craze Killer.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

You know what? That looks kind of fun. That looks kind of good.

[A]

So you put it in the water with the rice.

[C]

No.

[D]

Yeah, it takes a flavor and then.

[A]

The rice accepts the hot sauce.

[D]

Yeah. You know, you could do that with like bone broth, make it healthy.

[A]

You could, you could. But limited options. Snowing out. Had to fill my tummy. Felt goddamn good about it.

[C]

I ain't mad at it.

[A]

All right, we got a bunch of silly to do today, but let's get plugs out of the way first. Ms. Piper, what do you want to plug, baby?

[D]

All right, well, please check out my podcast, you guys. That's hot. I'm going to be changing up the format a little bit. It's going to be really good. Going to do a lot of content all throughout the week. How fun is that? And I'm also starting a show at Brooklyn Art House with our friend Kelly Taylor and going to be really cool. We're going to do watch parties for the Traders, housewives, stuff like that. So bring your gays, bring your girls, and let's hit it. Follow me.

[A]

Very good.

[D]

Yes. Follow me. Funny girl with tits on everything for all of that. And my website, Sabrina Piper dot com.

[A]

Fantastic. Mr. Moss.

[C]

Yeah, I do a podcast with Drew Montana called Digital Bazooka. It's very fun. Bring your girls, bring your gays for that too. And I do stand up all over the place. So follow me on socials for dates. Ratboy. James, God bless you.

[A]

Fantastic. Follow me on Instagram at Zach is not funny. All my dates. Punch up that live Zach Amico. And if you love the show, head on over to gas digital.com today and use that promo code, Zoo Z o o. Get your episodes early ad free and uncensored. You get the archives. That's right, Thousands of episodes of all your favorite guest shows. You get the live chat and most importantly, you get that Friday bonus episode. We do three of these a week and the only way to get that third one is by subscribing. Thank you so much for tuning in. And James, can I please have one.

[C]

Of those last one you snooze you lose. Wait, I do have an extra one out there that's Bellini flavored.

[A]

Nah, it's all right. I'll bother you later.

[C]

Okay. This is a new thing.

[D]

Zen or edible?

[C]

No, this is a Zen. I don't do drugs. But the Bellini we don't like in New York. They have fun divorced lady cocktails in flavors.

[A]

Yeah, they do.

[C]

It's so exciting.

[A]

Yeah, I've been getting caffeine ones and they come in like Swedish fish. Really fun flavors.

[D]

It kind of feels like the new Sugarfina.

[A]

Yeah. Okay.

[D]

They're like, let's lean into whatever. It'll be like a Cosmopolitan next or something.

[C]

I'm sure.

[A]

That does sound good, though, to be completely honest.

[C]

That sounds nice.

[A]

That sounds very. I'm usually a mint boy, but I know there is one that's doing root beer now, and I feel like that's a move.

[C]

Yeah, I'm into that.

[A]

Have you ever had the ones straight from Sweden? Like the pouches that have no flavor?

[C]

Oh, it's called, like Nick and Turdan or whatever.

[D]

That's my nickname.

[A]

Nick and Lover.

[D]

That's my real name.

[A]

That's Menthol. Dude, they taste like. Fuck. They taste like you're chewing on a fucking. A car engine. They're fucking brutal.

[C]

I like when you take it out and the inside of your lip is black already.

[A]

Yep, yep. Or it's raw. Yeah. Oh, boy.

[D]

Yum.

[A]

When I first started dating Mrs. Amiko, she would have to ask me to take my dip out before lovemaking.

[C]

Oh, she's an old fashioned lady.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she would get mad because I would just put it on the nightstand and then I would put it back in for you, babe.

[C]

Any. I'll put it in the drawer. It's fine.

[A]

Well, come on. Sometimes you gotta take your chew. You gotta take your chewy tobacco out to make love to a woman.

[D]

I've taken gum out. So I guess it's the same to give a blowjob. I guess it's the same thing.

[A]

Yeah, it's similar.

[D]

Right?

[C]

You would take gum out to. Gum out of my mouth. I would want gum in.

[A]

That sounds hot.

[C]

Like a.

[A]

No, that gets stuck.

[D]

What if it gets stuck?

[C]

I would love that.

[A]

Now there's. You got hair. She's got hair. She could choke.

[C]

Yeah, I guess.

[A]

Probably on the gum more than my dick.

[D]

Definitely on the gum before.

[A]

Yeah, more on the gum, unfortunately.

[D]

And you want to blame it on the dick.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

When she's dead, you're like, I did that?

[A]

Yep. You do want that?

[C]

But it was the Hubba Bubba Y.

[A]

Yeah, it was the big league chew. She's got a big pouch of the strands. Hey, what can I say? I get. I love getting blowjobs from 12 year old baseball players. All right, we got a bunch of silly shit today. I guess it's already obvious I put money on. You guys saw Guy Fieri's thing. The second I saw it, I went, oh, this is a viral super bullet. Yes.

[C]

I'm not familiar with this, so you.

[A]

Can bring it up. I think it's already been kind of improving that it is. So Guy posted this the other day. Go ahead.

[F]

After so many years of celebrating my birthday as Guy, I figured this year I'd celebrate it as just a guy. Happy birthday to me.

[A]

Hey there. All right. So the second I saw it, I reposted it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I said $100. But then I put the dollar sign in front. So it was a typo already. And I was mad at myself, but it already had a ton of views by the time I realized I made a typo so I couldn't delete it. And it really bugged me.

[C]

That's not Flavortown.

[A]

I was like, this is definitely a Super Bowl I want to be viral moment.

[C]

Right?

[A]

He already. It is some company. But it's funny how. How Twitter for me was like, half the people were like, dude, definitely. And half people were like, yeah, no shit. Stupid.

[C]

Yes, of course.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

That's what. It's not him just doing bits for fun.

[E]

No.

[A]

Well, I think it's because last. I think everybody now wants to get the. Remember when Snoop Dogg put out the thing that he was quitting weed?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

And then it turned out to be a.

[C]

Said, I'm done smoking. And then it was like a vapor thing.

[A]

Yeah. It was like an ad.

[D]

It's a dumb bait and switch. Yeah, that was good.

[A]

And now everybody wants that. Gotcha. Like, they want to drop the hint before the Super Bowl.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So that. Then the commercial, like, everyone's like, oh, we got got.

[C]

Of course. Yeah, it's gonna. He like zip lines in. It's just like.

[A]

Yeah, it's. I can't remember. He already put that a paid ad. So that kind of. That was. That would have been a fun topic on Monday.

[D]

He. He looked a little beaten down. Like they kind of taped it about 12 hours worth. Like, kind of like the Stranger Things finale.

[A]

Bring it back up.

[C]

It's like, how many takes could this have possibly take?

[D]

I heard a soul.

[A]

You know what? I think it's A. Because they shaved him.

[C]

Well, yeah, I guess he normally has.

[A]

Goatee, so you wouldn't see the lines on the side of his face.

[G]

It's all AI.

[A]

It's AI.

[G]

Yes. It's.

[H]

Oh, my God.

[G]

It's right here. What? It says it here. This is a video made to celebrate his birthday as a joke. It is created by AI to show an altered appearance.

[A]

God damn it, Shannon.

[G]

I thought that. I really thought this one was so obvious that you did know it and that's why you were bringing it up. That's why. I'm sorry.

[A]

I am gullible.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[C]

It is crazier that. Like, that's easier than just getting him to comb his hair.

[D]

100%. This also makes sense because I was like, how is he going to get it back to that perfect color? There's so much.

[A]

We also know what got me, Shannon, it's that next video is him with the buzzer up to his face. I was like, oh, wow. He really shaved for this. Because I'm an idiot. Are you happy now?

[G]

I'm not happy.

[D]

And we're all, like, young individuals. Like, this is bad.

[C]

Yeah, we're supposed to be able to clock that.

[D]

We're supposed to clock that.

[A]

I'm 38. I'm past. I'm gone.

[D]

Oh, my God. Geriatric.

[A]

Yeah, I'm past. Yeah. I'm an old kitty.

[D]

Well, meow.

[A]

I have been fooled yet again. So. Right, Shannon, already tell me, is this Chinese surgery thing fake?

[G]

Okay, so it's not complete. It's not. Not fake.

[A]

God damn it, Shannon.

[G]

No, wait, wait. Part of it. Part of it is real.

[C]

Don't get mad.

[G]

Part of it is real.

[A]

All right, so tell us about it, Shannon.

[G]

Okay, so this Asian guy lost his left hand in a severe machinery accident, and the damage was too extensive for them to immediately reattach his hand to his arm. So they grafted his hand to his leg so it would have some sort of blood supply to it, and then they would try to attach it later to his arm. So I'm going to show you this post here. So this. This bottom picture is potentially real, but when I play the video, this top one is absolutely not real.

[A]

Okay. All right, that makes more sense because the hand would be a different color.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

From the blood loss.

[G]

And then. And I was looking up, like, snopes, like, isn't 100% confirming it, but they're. They're like, there's. There is some evidence saying this did happen, but that there's no way it would be Moving on its own. That there would have to be people like a physical therapist to go in to, like, go into, like, move each finger to, like, make sure the circulation is happening.

[A]

Okay, well, I'll take that as a win for me.

[G]

Yes.

[A]

Because we did that. We did learn that that was kind of real.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. What leg did they put it on? Did they put it on?

[A]

Bring it back up, Shannon.

[C]

I'm trying to figure out, like, what if you lost your left hand that.

[A]

Looks like his right leg because the toe is on the inside. The big toes on the inside.

[D]

What a story for sex in the future.

[C]

Yeah. Or a twister.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, this guy would rule. A twister.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Undefeated and still.

[A]

But they've done that. But, like, I think that is, like, a pretty valid thing.

[G]

I've heard.

[D]

I've heard of that before.

[A]

I wonder how long you have.

[D]

We should ask people who go to Turkey too, because they're getting that done.

[C]

Oh, doing the hair. Yeah. I think if I ever do the. The hair transplant also just throw a hand on my leg.

[A]

Yeah, why not?

[D]

They do anything. I think it. I think that guy doesn't have long.

[A]

Long. No, I'm sure it's like a nice life. No, but the hand, I bet it's got like a week.

[C]

Is not. Is keeping it on ice not better?

[D]

Two months?

[A]

No, I think at a certain point, I think ice, you get like a day. Well, how long did John Wayne Bobbitt not have his cock?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

So.

[D]

Because that makes sense.

[A]

Lorena Bobbitt cut his dick off and then threw it in a field. And they found it and reattached it, which is crazy.

[C]

Like we were talking about, I'm gonna have to air tag my penis.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Cause you never know. It's like, oh, it's in the field.

[A]

Perfect. Well, they found it and they, like dusted it off and put it back.

[C]

It's like the five second rule.

[D]

You know what says something about him? That they were able to find it.

[A]

He did porn after it.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Shit. Yeah. If mine wasn't tagged up. Never found.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

It would be under like one dandelion.

[D]

Literally.

[A]

Need a haystack. Shannon, can you look up how long Joine Bob's was unattached?

[G]

I'm trying to find it. I. I keep. It says, like, how long it took to recover, how long the surgery was. I'm just trying to find how long it took them to find it.

[A]

Cuz. Yeah, she threw it in a field and then took the cops back and they found it. Which must have been a hilarious, like, combing. It's like they all hold hands. Like when you're looking for a missing kid in the field, in a swamp.

[D]

Also, then who grabs it? It's like, oh, you grab it, you grab it.

[A]

You grab it. You put it on milk.

[C]

Have you seen this hog?

[A]

No, I meant literally, like when you lose a tooth, you put it in a glass of milk.

[C]

You put a mitt.

[A]

If a tooth falls out and you want to try and get it put back in, you put it in milk, not ice.

[C]

You're talking about an adult tooth?

[A]

Yeah. No. 100%.

[D]

You sure that wasn't one of those AI videos?

[A]

This is from Shannon.

[D]

Shannon, look up this lie.

[A]

No, I'm telling you, put a body part on ice, but a tooth you're supposed to put in milk.

[C]

I guess they like it because, like, calcium or whatever. Is that the thing?

[A]

I'm just making it up. Yes. Placing a knocked out tooth in cold milk is an effective, readily available way to preserve it for 30 to 60 minutes while traveling to an emergency dentist.

[C]

I don't understand. Preserve it. It's bone, right?

[D]

I know why I doubted you. You're so into the body and that stuff, you would know that. I'm like, why would I doubt that?

[A]

I think, oh, no. I know that because of Mick Foley, the wrestler. Because when he got his teeth knocked out, he got multiple teeth knocked out in matches. He said that when he got his ear ripped off, he asked if they would put it on ice and they threw it in the garbage.

[C]

There's like a milkman runs into the ring.

[A]

Well, no. Somebody picked it up and put it on ice. He took it to the hospital, and they said that it was not reattachable because he didn't get his ears sliced off. Sabrina, are you familiar what I'm talking about?

[D]

I'm not familiar with it, but there's.

[A]

A wrestler named Mick Foley.

[D]

I'm putting it all together. I'm putting it all together.

[A]

And he did a move where the other guy threw him over the ropes. And he would get his head caught between the second and third rope, but, like, twisted so the second rope would be on top.

[D]

Gotcha.

[A]

And the top rope would be under him.

[D]

Gotcha.

[A]

And he looked like he was hanging okay. But he did it in Europe where the ropes are different and they'll use, like, elevator cable. And before his match, somebody complained that the ropes were too loose, so they went out with a wrench and tightened the ropes and he went to do it, and it immediately started Pushing on his was his carotid artery and he was starting to pass out, so he had to rip his head out. And so his ear didn't get chopped off, it got pushed off. So there was no clear. Like.

[C]

Like no clean cut.

[A]

There was no clean cut. It was literally, like pushed off. But I remember in another thing, when he lost his teeth in a match, one of the refs grabbed him and put them in milk because they had a dentist backstage waiting for him.

[G]

Damn.

[C]

That's why. I mean, this. It's very dangerous going down.

[D]

This guy's been through a lot. This guy's been through a hell of a lot.

[A]

Oh, dude, he had a tooth in his nose.

[D]

Is he hot too? Because he survived all of this.

[A]

Probably not your. Your type.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

He's a big, bearish mountain man looking. Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Look at that guy.

[A]

Yeah, he's the guy.

[D]

One ear.

[C]

That's the guy from my paper towels.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

He's a handsome feller. He is a pretty.

[A]

In hell in a cell with the undertaker. He got thrown off the cell and then threw it and he broke one of the. Yep, that's the ear. He got lopped off.

[D]

Oh, gosh.

[A]

And his tooth went. It was like the Kennedy, the magic bullet. You see shots of him and his tooth got knocked out. Went through his top lip and up his nose.

[C]

Oh, Jesus.

[A]

So he's looking into the camera, laughing, and he's got a tooth fully in his nose.

[C]

I wanna see an X ray of this guy. He looks like the. He looks like the operation dude.

[A]

No, no, he's got a ring. They actually made a shirt of all his injuries.

[C]

Oh, really? Damn.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Yeah, they made a shirt of it and I think it's on the back of his book. Fuck.

[D]

Well, is it a shirt? They have to do, like a sheisty too.

[A]

It's fucked up. Well, it's like a smaller picture of him, but he's had like, everything. Wow. Anything you could fuck up because he did all the. He did. Yep. There. That is exactly it. Shannon, can you zoom in a little?

[G]

I try to open it somewhere else.

[A]

No problem, dog. Take your time.

[C]

Yeah, I guess at a certain. It's like. It's that like ship or whatever. What's the. What's the ship? That. Like, if you replace a piece, at what point is it?

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you mean.

[C]

Like, at what point are you, like a new guy?

[A]

All right. Two thirds of the year, ripped off four front teeth, broken cheekbones separated right shoulder. He's like a Frankenstein second degree burns on arms and shoulder, herniated discs, eight concussions, nose broken twice, broken jaw, dislocated left shoulder, 54 stitches, fractured left shoulder, broken left thumb, five broken ribs, bruised kidneys, torn meniscus, abdominal, broken right wrist, bone chips and elbow. Yep.

[D]

This week on botched.

[A]

Yep. And over 325 stitches.

[C]

Total is like 50 cents. Bio.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I know that when, because they have like a, they had at the time like a personal chiropractor at wwf.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And they said to him, he said he was Fred, you would meet you have the spine of the crocodile because he had fucked his spine up so bad over the years. He's like said, he said it was like trying to pop a crocodile spine.

[C]

Using the chiropractor from the wwe. So funny. You go in for an alignment and the doctor climbs up a ladder. You're like, oh shit, I'll Fuck.

[A]

Got out. McFoley though, just lost 100 pounds. God bless you, brother. All right. Hey guys, real quick. You ever wake up in the morning and just feel soft? Like your coffee is warming your hands but not doing a damn thing for your balls or your brain? Well, that's why they created Body Brain Coffee. It's not just coffee. It's coffee with purpose. Specifically testosterone. Packed with clinically backed ingredients. This isn't your girlfriend's oat milk latte. This is for men who want to get their edge back. In the gym, in the boardroom, and yeah, in the bedroom too. And it's not just about tea. Body Brain is also built to dial in your focus, clarity and mood. Thanks to lion's mane, ashwagandha and L Theanine. So while your basic brew is giving you the jitters and a crash, Body Brain coffee is helping you stay sharp, calm and locked in. All while supporting your natural testosterone levels. If you're serious about your energy, your mindset and your masculinity, it starts with what you put in your cup. You can save 15% today with the promo code [e-mail] that's Z O O 15 bodybraincoffee.com powerbraincoffee.com power your day, feel your drive. Let's get back into the show. What else we got here? 19 year old's head gets incredibly swollen after allergy to hair dye.

[C]

Incredibly swollen. What is it? Oh shit.

[A]

That timing was perfect. What's incredibly swoop?

[C]

I wasn't expecting to see a piece of bread.

[A]

She looks like Thomas the Train. Engine.

[G]

Someone shared a comment that really made me laugh. But maybe everyone's too young to get this reference, but this made me laugh.

[A]

Oh, drop dead, friend. Yeah, Yeah.

[C]

I don't know the feller.

[A]

Okay, See, Shannon, I got you.

[G]

Thanks, Zach.

[A]

Don't worry. Me and you. Me. Hey, I'll take you out for dinner at 3 o' clock tonight.

[D]

And then we'll take them to their home.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, it's bedtime.

[A]

Grandpa, do we have any. What. What exactly happened to this young woman?

[G]

So she was using box dye at.

[A]

Home and I thought she was dying her head. That's why he's the king. Suck my dick. Gotcha, Shannon. Now show him America. Yeah. Jesus. What a rat looking homer Repressed mama's boy. Oh, God, he's got a B.

[G]

Good.

[B]

Not that beating off in a trash can.

[A]

All right, I'm good now. Go ahead.

[G]

Okay, so as. Yes, you probably. You probably know this, Zach, but once you use like one of those home dye things, you're supposed to test it on a little bit of your skin first before putting it on all of your head. And so she did that, but she only waited a half an hour instead of the 48 hours that you're supposed to do. So after the half an hour, she put it on her head and then she felt like a little bit of tingling, so she took antihistamine and went to sleep. And then she woke up a few hours later and she was having trouble breathing. Her whole head was swollen and she was allergic to one of the chemicals in the dye. But it says she almost died. But she made it to hospital in time for them to get the allergic reaction under control. That's her regularly.

[D]

Okay to Deswell.

[A]

Oh, no. Okay. I've never tested hair dye. I haven't either in my life. I've never done. I've. I've. And I probably should because I am allergic to a lot of.

[C]

Well, how do you. How do you test it?

[A]

Put a little on your skin.

[C]

Oh. Just to see if you.

[A]

Okay. Leave it for two days.

[D]

I mean, that's kind of crazy because if you are really allergic, you're.

[A]

Well, no, if you just. What they're saying is you put a little like. It's just a dot.

[D]

Okay.

[G]

Okay.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

So before you cover your whole head in it, bring her up again.

[C]

That's so fucking scary. You wake up in like airhead setting you up.

[A]

Like, I want to be in the commercial. Going to sleep with the. In your hair is risky.

[G]

I don't. I don't think that she went to sleep yet? No, no, I don't think that she did. I'm pretty sure. Let me just. I found another article. I'll double check, but I'm pretty sure she put it on, rinsed it off, felt the itchiness, and then it just kind of, like, got worse and worse as.

[A]

And then she took the antihistamine, which I'm sure made her sleepy.

[G]

Yes.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Oh, poor thing. I mean, she looks like she fought Justin Gaethje.

[A]

Yeah, that. Oh, yeah, that's exactly. Dude, those are the word. When you play the UFC games and you play as an Asian guy and they beat you more Asian.

[C]

Wait, what do you mean?

[A]

Like, the UFC games, they give you, like, the realistic swelling.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

But if you play as, like, a Korean guy and then they put that on, you just look like they made like, he beat you more Asian. What do you got for us, Shannon? What was I. I can't remember. Whatever.

[C]

I thought you were looking up a really Asian person. Can you Google hua?

[G]

No, that's the full story. She's. She's fine. But that is real, because I did double check to make sure the picture was real. And it is real.

[D]

I read it really fast. It said it was the poly. Something she was allergic to.

[G]

Yeah. Phenol. Phenolena. Diamine.

[D]

I'm pretty sure that's a. What's it called? Like, they have, like, those parabens and sulfites and everything that are banned in a lot of places, so I'm surprised that got away in France.

[A]

Maybe it was a cheapo.

[G]

Yeah, this is France.

[D]

Yeah, it's France. Yeah. So that's so weird.

[A]

I've definitely Amazon some. When I used to dye my hair more from real, like, $8, and I'm like, I could probably spend a little more, not have noxious chemicals.

[D]

I've never dyed it. This is just going off of, like, makeup and skin care and stuff, like the parabens and sulfites that you want to stay away from. So I'm like, maybe there was something there. I just made her look like I'm allergic to sulfur.

[A]

So I get nervous about certain.

[C]

Damn, you're gonna hate it when you're in hell.

[A]

Yeah, I know. I'm allergic to sulfur and penicillin.

[D]

Damn.

[A]

Penicillin will kill me.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. That was fun to find out as.

[D]

A little kid, I'm sure. Right?

[C]

Oh, how do you. You get the. Like, a vaccine or something and then you, like, spaz?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. I got something when I was sick when I was little. And then whenever I would get, like, throat infection or anything like that, I can't take regular medicine. So if I got, like, strep or whatever, they needed to give me medicine that killed the good and the bad blood cells, so it would just fuck me up.

[C]

You're doing, like, chemo? Basically.

[A]

It would wreck my shit for, like, a week. And that would be, like, every two months. Damn. That was a sick little boy.

[C]

You're a miracle boy.

[A]

Yeah, I was a sick little boy because I was. I'm also. I don't do good in nature, believe it or not.

[C]

Really.

[A]

And I played soccer when I was little, and all the geese in town would go shit in the soccer field, so it'd just be all little kids kicking up geese shit, and I would be deathly ill every month. If I had a soccer game on Saturday, I would miss school on Monday.

[C]

What, just being near goose shit?

[A]

Yeah. And then I tried to play.

[C]

Were you eating it?

[A]

No, I would.

[D]

Particles. Particles.

[A]

Yeah. You're probably breathing it in.

[C]

Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

[A]

And then I tried. Just because I wrestled, they had me join the football team just to get, like, to keep working out. And I never was going to play. Like, I just wanted the workouts.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I came home one day, and I had a head like that from. For something I breathed in. I literally was changing in the locker room, so he's like, hey, your head's huge. I'm like, fuck you.

[C]

Yeah, fuck you, asshole.

[A]

And then my mom picked me up, and I literally had, like, a giant, sloppy, monster head. And of course I'm free. And I'm like, just get me Benadryl. I was like, no, we're going to the hospital. And we're at the hospital. They're like, did you take Benadryl? And my mom was like, no. They're like, all right, here's your Benadryl you could have paid $8 for. Then we're going to charge you $300 for.

[D]

Yeah, American.

[A]

And then I had to quit because I was too weak of a boy to be outside and play games. I'm an indoor boy. I'm an indoor cat.

[D]

You're an indoor cat?

[A]

Yeah, I'm an inside boy. That's okay. There's nothing wrong with that.

[C]

He's like, oh, close the door. He's gonna get out. Zach's gonna get out.

[D]

Go, go, go.

[A]

He was gone for a week last time. He came back covered in SAP. He's missing half in the air. I think he fought one of the other indoor boys. He must have met an outdoor boy. He fucked him up. Zach got fucked up by two outdoor.

[C]

Boys just like you have skin from another guy. One of the outdoor boys.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, Zach came back with cuts. And he's pregnant.

[D]

He doesn't let us pet him the same way.

[A]

All right, hey, let's keep the fun body horror going. 2 year old loses eye after getting herpes from a family member's kiss. Shannon. I submitted most of these. Don't blame Shannon.

[D]

I'm not blaming Shannon. I'm not blaming Shannon.

[A]

We don't blame Shannon.

[D]

Never. It's. It's.

[A]

I.

[D]

Dead ass. Asked Shannon before I was like anything really gross today. And she was like, no. No dead babies.

[G]

I didn't lie.

[D]

No dead babies. No, you did not lie. No, this is not a dead.

[A]

It's not a dead baby.

[D]

It's just a gross baby.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

It'S a sweet baby. It's not the baby's fault.

[A]

It's.

[D]

It's gross.

[C]

Let's see the little pirate. Are you. Do we get a picture of a little angel? Yar.

[A]

That is a cute little baby.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

With a herp eye.

[A]

Ew. In all fairness, if your baby's gonna have a missing eye, the scarf is a choice. The bandana, yes.

[C]

Pick a thing. For sure.

[D]

Why can't it go over the eye? Why can't it be sassy like that?

[A]

That's true.

[C]

Oh, yeah, that would be great.

[D]

This is Fashionista Stow right here.

[A]

A poor little bubba.

[C]

What the hell?

[D]

Oh, my God.

[A]

He looks like he can see. Like, can put him in movies.

[D]

Can put him in movies.

[A]

He look. He looks like he can, like, see stuff. Like, Jarvis, you know, like, I had a vision. Or you can, like, bring stuff up like Jarvis.

[C]

Wait, so this is a. A kiss from a family member.

[A]

So a devastated mother has urged parents to ban relatives and friends from kissing their babies after her toddler contracted a debilitating virus that cost him his left eye. Two year old Juwon, which I would not have guessed. I will say I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Juwan. Herpes. Juwan.

[C]

An iPad.

[A]

Yeah. Do you want to look weird for the rest of your life?

[D]

Do you want to go on a murdering spree and kill this family member in the future?

[C]

No, no. Seriously, though, do you want to be homeschooled? Brutal.

[A]

Do you want to have no depth perception? You want to be bad at sports? 2 year old Juan lost sight in the eye after a kiss from an acquaintance transferred the herpes virus to his eyeball. The resulting blister led to a 4 millimeter hole forming in his cornea, the clear outer layer at the front of the eye. The open wound led to a number of subsequent infections and despite medics best effort, the damage was too severe and he lost his vision. Doctors were eventually forced to sew new eyelids. To sew his eyelids shut in a bid to protect what remained of the organ. Now his family are speaking out to help others avoid the same fate. Number one comment, Stop kissing other people's kids.

[C]

No, I'm not going to. No.

[D]

Try and run around.

[C]

I want to have more kids that look like Mike Wazowski running around.

[D]

No, we all have plans today.

[A]

Bring him up again. What a cute little bubba. That's so sad.

[C]

It is a very adorable child.

[D]

He is very cute.

[C]

The world's smallest cyclops.

[A]

Yeah, buddy. Oh man, that's gotta be.

[D]

That's really hard.

[C]

It'll look cool when you're older.

[A]

No, it won't.

[D]

No. And this. But the story will be wild. You can always. You'll be like, yeah, I got herpes.

[A]

When I was two.

[D]

A very transparent man.

[G]

Do you think they identified who the person was, did it and how. How did they treat that person? What did they do to that person?

[C]

I mean, you have to take their eye also.

[A]

I think you gotta move if you gave a two year old herpes. But you know, that's just how I feel about most moils.

[D]

I think you'd have to go to Sweden and be like, yeah, I do want to kill myself. Shoot me up.

[A]

Yeah. I mean usually if a baby gets herpes, it is your people.

[D]

Why we them? Why? What happened?

[A]

Oh, you don't know about that?

[D]

What? No.

[A]

What the Jays.

[D]

What? What jays? Is it the more intense Jays? Yeah, the jays that hate the jays like me.

[A]

Know what I mean?

[C]

Do you want to tell her?

[D]

Yeah, yeah. Somebody want Juana.

[A]

The. The hardcore Moils.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

They.

[D]

Oh, right.

[A]

They suck the blood.

[D]

Well, yes, yes. I forgot during the.

[G]

Whatever.

[A]

The circumcision.

[D]

Circumcision.

[A]

And there has been Shannon, if you could look it up. Issues with. They get herpes on their lips and they give the babies herpes and it like them up because like you're a little kid, your body's not supposed to handle that.

[D]

Wow, I did not know.

[A]

There's been like a couple. I think they got got for spreading herps.

[C]

Whoa.

[D]

I don't claim them Jew.

[A]

Want to claim them Jew. Want to claim them Jew.

[G]

I'm going to actually share this because I'm not going to attempt to say these Words, but this is from the New York City government site.

[A]

Oh, good. It's so good that the government had to put out a warning not to suck baby blood out of its dick.

[C]

Listen, we all want to suck off a kid.

[A]

Listen, we all want. Here, Sabrina, can you say it? I would appreciate that greatly.

[D]

Direct oral suctioning when a baby is circumcised. Suctioning.

[A]

Yo, baby girl, I need some mezza bippa.

[C]

You started doing this. You're doing, like, Jew hands.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't know where I went.

[A]

There's a bag of coins.

[D]

This is me weighing my options of.

[A]

Having sex when a baby is circumcised. Some ritual. Jewish circumcisers, moyam do, a practice called mitzvah is when the moyo uses their mouth to suck blood away from the baby's circumcision wound as part of the circumcision ritual. After the mezissa bipa, some babies can get an infection. And now they have printable Reese's and PDFs.

[D]

Yes, and in Yiddish.

[A]

Look at that. You can print how? Metsabipe. Direct oral suctioning can cause infection, can put babies at risk of getting a harmful virus called herpes simplex virus type 1. Some of these babies become seriously ill, some develop brain damage, and others have died. There is no way to eliminate the risk from direct oral suctioning, though there are options to reduce the risk. Yeah. A fucking napkin.

[C]

Yeah. Paper towel probably work.

[D]

Yeah, Yeah. A nice little towel. I've heard a warm towel like you're at a nail salon.

[A]

Yeah, Yeah. I. I listen, I'm never one to tell somebody what they can do in and out of their own house. Right. Or. I'm not a hateful person. Most of the time, I don't think I have hate in my heart.

[D]

No.

[A]

Don't suck the baby's dick.

[D]

I think that's like a. That's a good point of judgment. I think that's just, like, a good opinion.

[A]

Don't suck the blood off the baby's. That's not good.

[C]

I'm ready to convert. I want to try this.

[D]

And off we go. That's why they bring me around.

[A]

The question is, are you pitching or catching?

[C]

Yeah, I think you have to try both. Just. Just.

[A]

You got to find out what. You got to find out what your thing is. Yeah. Like, if. In what mindset does a person go to suck blood off your baby's dick and you're like, well, it's tradition. Oh, there's a lot of people that's Nuts. All right.

[D]

Well, there's a lot of weirdos in every religion, but there's a lot of weirdos that will defend things. Like even there's guys I know who will not sleep with their wife when she's on her period. They're married.

[A]

Where does. Like in it. What is. What is she doing? A tent in the backyard.

[D]

He goes to a separate bedrooms? Yes. Or he has to go to another bedroom.

[C]

Wait, really? I've never heard of this.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Is that also religious?

[D]

It's more religious. Yes.

[A]

That's crazy.

[D]

It's naughty body.

[C]

I mean, obviously they're unpleasant to be around. I wouldn't leave the room, though.

[A]

Just sleeping is the only time they can tolerate.

[D]

My rabbi. He growing up, he is the one I know that from. He would go to another. Another room and sleep in another room.

[A]

It's just so they don't get it.

[D]

On them just because of the cleanliness.

[A]

That's silly.

[C]

Is she using. What's the word protection or what's the feminine hygiene products?

[D]

I mean, you have to. I mean, I don't know. Some bitches are fucking gross. They like to free bleed and shit. But I.

[A]

What is a Diva cup if not a yarmulke for your cunt?

[D]

The deeper the diva.

[A]

The yamakant.

[D]

The deeper the diva cup, the closer to God.

[C]

That would hurt my chest. Z. The yamakant is crazy.

[D]

That wouldn't hurt my vagina. Thinking about.

[A]

By the way, I still don't understand the diva cup.

[D]

You know what? Me neither. And I'm going to be real. I'm a no for any of that stuff. Gross. Do you know the diva cup?

[C]

Yeah, I wasn't told about them. They just started showing up. I thought we had these like, shot glasses that tasted terrible. I truly don't know how it works. I. I don't.

[D]

Yeah, it's very irony. Yeah, it's girl. I think so. You have to. And Shannon, I don't know if you've ever done it, so. I've never done it. So tell me if I'm like, totally wrong. But you have to grab it and like pinch it to make sure it goes in and will like suction correctly. Well, so it'll sit in there and then you pull it out, you dump it out, rinse it and you.

[A]

I just feel like that it's gross. Not enough.

[D]

I don't think it's enough. Hold it.

[G]

Yeah, I have something explaining how to put it in.

[A]

Shannon, bring it in.

[G]

It's basically correct. There's no. There's no Vaginas. It's on YouTube.

[I]

Cup for the first time. Here are a few tips to help. Being relaxed is very helpful. So before you insert your cup, take a deep breath and breathe it out. You can also use a water based lubricant to help the cup go in easier. Try a petite and narrow fold like punch down or labia is quite as easy as something like this. So let's do a realistic demo. Gently guide the cup inside. Slowly take your time and push the bottom of the cup as you do. So you'll want to make sure the entire cup is inside, including the stem. You can trim the stem if it's too long. You can also practice by inserting your.

[A]

Cup when you're not on your period.

[C]

Come on, this is educational.

[I]

If you're nervous about trying a cup for the first time, here are a few tips.

[D]

Okay, so obviously close. It does seem silly. It seems messier. It seems grosser.

[A]

It seems like disgusting. It. It just. I don't know, it feels like a game where you have to run to the sink and not spill it. I mean, I guess you just dump it in the tur. Scarlet, but.

[D]

Yeah, but then you have to like go over the sink and you're like, what if you're in a public restroom?

[A]

Oh.

[C]

Oh yeah, that's a good oh.

[D]

Well, if you're out in public, what do you do? Are you just gonna be a diva and have blood on your hands and be like it.

[G]

Like.

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

I don't get that. And I don't get. And please forgive my ignorance. Well, yeah, because I don't. I know I'm a dude and I don't know about.

[C]

I don't know how to be supportive. Like if I'm supposed to ask my white. Like, you got that Keurig in your.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You need to change your. Your pod. The. The bleed under the black under.

[D]

That's what I was going to say.

[A]

Right.

[D]

That's what I think. That's what I think. I mean, personally, you know, so I suffer from like endometriosis and pcos. So I always have like, it's polycystic ovarian syndrome where I'll have cysts on my ovaries and it'll get really bad and then I'll bleed out for like. You know. I've been bleeding since I was on your show last time. Was that a couple weeks ago? So it's a while.

[C]

Hit you with a pile driver?

[D]

It's crazy, but it, It. Not once have I wanted to put those underwear on. Because it grosses me out thinking that you sit there for 12 hours. Eight to 12 hours.

[A]

Marinating.

[J]

Yes.

[D]

Sitting there and I'm like what about my other clothes? What about anything else? The germs alone. That's disgusting. How do you not. And I know they say wash them this and that.

[A]

I like my medium rare at best.

[D]

It's gross. Think about like every, every like murder show you've ever seen or movie.

[A]

Right?

[D]

This is how you always know they're gonna get caught like in like real life though. Because they always think they can wash the blood out.

[A]

You can't wash. You can't put them in the laundry with your other underwear. Right?

[D]

I don't know. It said your you'll have a pink.

[A]

Shirt like Homer Simpson when they wash you. A Bart's hat.

[G]

I found a how to video on on these. Thanks. Underwear Shannon.

[A]

I'm sorry. No.

[D]

Sorry guys.

[E]

What is period underwear? Period underwear is your reusable and washable alternative to single use period products like pads and tampons.

[D]

They never show A hot girl protection.

[E]

Absorbs your menstrual flow while keeping you fresh, dry and odor free.

[C]

It's the sham.

[A]

I'll lie.

[E]

The inner layer effectively controls odor while keeping you dry and fresh all day. The second layer absorbs and holds up to four tampons worth. The third layer keeps you leak free. The ultra thin gusset holds up to four tampons worth for up to 12 hours of secure non bulky comfort. And the best part. It feels just like you're wearing regular underwear before first use.

[G]

Do you want me to keep going?

[B]

Yes.

[G]

Okay.

[C]

The best part is no one can tell you're a pig.

[E]

The absorbance layer.

[A]

Now warning bears will follow you.

[D]

Do not wear in the water. Do not wear swimming.

[A]

Do not wear swimming. A shark will walk come into your swimming pool.

[E]

Period underwear before.

[A]

But that would be a great dude. If you're fishing and you just throw a girl like off the bat. Like in a. On ski. On water skis.

[C]

Yeah, we're chumming the water.

[A]

Yeah, we're coming.

[D]

I wonder if that's a way to chum. I wonder if you bring your chick along and she's like here I want to get. These are the last pair. And you throw it in the water. If it'll be all the sharks coming.

[A]

I would put it on something and like.

[D]

But what if that just attracts it because there's so much four tampons worth.

[A]

Yeah, that'll do it. And it smells like fish.

[D]

Oh yeah.

[A]

It's perfect. Guys, we figured out what these are for. For chumming.

[D]

Hell yeah.

[A]

Now I have to express a thought and I apologize.

[C]

Go ahead.

[A]

Are there onlyfans girls who sell these?

[D]

Oh, ew.

[C]

Yeah, I don't like that. Like if you've used this then and you want to get rid of it, I'll take it.

[A]

Just this whole time I've been. They sell regular dirty underwear.

[D]

Okay, I do want to know this too. Fans, let us know. Let chat. Let us know because your girl's still bleeding and CVS is around the corner. We could test this.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

For the right price.

[C]

Can we start the bidding?

[D]

Can we start it?

[C]

Who wants some gross panties? Gross panties going on. Gross panties.

[A]

Bloody bloody Shannon. Keep it going.

[E]

Wash the period underwear before the first use. Just like new towels, we recommend soaking them for 24 hours in cold water and then washing according to instructions either by hand, using a mild detergent or by machine in a cold cycle of 30 to 40 degrees centigrade. After the wash, let them hang dry and they are ready to be used. Step 1. Wearing period underwear hang dry is crazy.

[D]

Depending on how to step, you can.

[E]

Wear the period underwear.

[D]

If you're having a period and this happens and you have to do all these steps, I think you're just gonna rip them.

[A]

I have fucking three day dude. It's a three day process to put these things on.

[D]

By the time, by the time you're finished prepping them, your period's gone.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

You're not.

[A]

By the time you're ready to put these on, you're tolerable to be around again.

[C]

Just go stand over the trash can for a little bit.

[E]

This will pass 12 hours. This is because the absorbent layer is so effective and can contain up to four times as much as a regular tampon. This means that most people just need to change morning and evening. In other words, no interruptions at work, school, or your precious well deserved sleep.

[A]

You could eat pasta or sleep on.

[E]

The floor on heavier days. Step two.

[A]

This is what I'm watching. Let's see.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

When the underwear is full, rinse it.

[A]

Oh, full, full. I don't care.

[E]

Then either. Wash by hand using a mild detergent. Maximum capacity centigrade in a washing machine. If you are on the go, you can put them in a wet bag and bring them home to wash. Oh, what?

[D]

Sorry.

[E]

Step three. Once you've washed your period underwear, simply hang them to dry naturally. This is the gentlest way to maintain their effectiveness for as long as possible because of the absorbent Level.

[A]

Oh, God. How much scarier would it have been if these were what he was hiding behind instead of bed sheets.

[E]

Than your regular underwear. But you will quickly get a hang of the drying time. And please do not iron, use fabric softeners or tumble dry your period underwear. Step 4. Reuse and repeat regurgitate. We recommend owning three to five pairs of period underwear to accommodate your full cycle.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

The all matters period underwear are made to be used again and again. They are designed in Denmark and made in Portugal from the best materials we could find in terms of comfort, sustainability and durability. Durability, absorbency, size and fit. One pair of panties can absorb the equivalent of up to four regular pads or four regular tampons or one cup. So how long do they last? They're tested to work well for at least 50 washes. That should be more than two years. With good care, they can likely last even longer.

[C]

The washing machine was like, ew, gross.

[E]

That means large pants can replace more than 200 tampons. The underwear comes in seven sizes to ensure a perfect fit.

[D]

Oh, good. The Plus Size Park Hoppers can use them.

[E]

How to tell if the underwear is full? Most people simply get a sense of it.

[J]

One of the first.

[A]

Yeah, if you squish when you walk, change them. Yeah.

[C]

When it sounds like Dee Dee's shoes.

[D]

If you're leaving a trail behind. If you have a snail trail behind you.

[A]

Yeah. If it's. If it sounds like somebody walking through the swamp in water shoes, you might want to change your fucking gross bloody cunt underwear.

[C]

Good Lord.

[A]

You fucking pig.

[E]

Pig.

[A]

How to tell when to change them. I don't know.

[D]

When you feel it. It's just a vibe, girl.

[C]

Once you feel like your husband's not coming back.

[D]

Once the cat doesn't even want to play with you.

[A]

Once the dog walks. Stop playing with me, Shannon.

[E]

Wet or moist feeling. Which is different from the usual dry and comfortable feeling of the absorbing underwear. Period underwear is a game changer for your first period. Forget the hassle of bulky pads or the learning curve of inserting tampons. Just slip into your comfortable new period underwear and you're good to go. PFAS and health.

[A]

All right, wait. I love how they're pitching this to little girls.

[D]

Oh, wait, I saw them for teens the other day because.

[A]

Yeah, they're saying. They said, this is for your first period. Avoid learning how to use tampons and stuff like, that's.

[D]

That's terrible.

[A]

That's weird.

[D]

That's terrible.

[A]

That. How much of a. Now I'VE never had a vagina. How. When they say the learning curve of putting in a tampon.

[C]

Yeah. Like it's learning Spanish.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[A]

How?

[D]

It's KS easy compared to the tampon, Shannon.

[G]

It's, It's. It's a bit of a thing because, like, also, like, when you're. When you're young, you don't want to.

[D]

Insert something also, you like, Shannon, like, you're a virgin by the end, so it's like you. Nothing's been there. So you're.

[C]

I mean, yeah, like, speak for yourself.

[G]

Yeah, I know.

[D]

I'm like, oh, wait, friends. Shannon, back me up too. Unless my friends were trying to me. Like, friends will help you try to do it for the first time.

[G]

I've seen that in movies. I haven't, like, experienced that in real life, but. Oh, I believe that to be true.

[D]

Yeah. No, it's not fun.

[A]

How old are we talking?

[D]

I was 16. I remember I was 16. Like, I tried a couple other times, but 16 was the first time.

[C]

That seems late, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Like, it's not on you, creepo.

[A]

Go on. Yeah.

[D]

We were going to a party that night and she was like, if we're. If you're wearing the shorts, you can't wear the. The liner and whatever. And I was like, the pad.

[A]

Let's be breathing. Okay. Yeah, okay, I understand. I. I'm. And again, speaking from a place of complete ignorance, I'm sure if I had to put something up my dickhole once a month, I would be unhappy about it too.

[D]

Yeah. I mean, because you also, like, don't know because there's like, the other hole.

[A]

You know, if you're like, ah, Shannon, what was. How do you feel about the free bleed panties?

[G]

It's terrifying. It's terrifying to me. It's. It seems, like, gross. I still can't really comprehend how it holds that much liquid and how you don't feel it. I would always think it's going through something else.

[A]

Else.

[G]

I hate. I hate it.

[A]

Kind of feels like wearing a diaper.

[D]

That's what I think.

[A]

Yeah, right.

[C]

If you have that on, why would you not piss on yourself?

[D]

It's right next to the diapers now. And like the CVS's and stuff, and they do say, like, teen starter. And I was like, I don't like that because I would have fallen for that as a teen. I would have made my parents buy them.

[A]

Now, question. This might be me just being with the same woman forever. Just. Girls just have period panties, right? You have a few pairs that Are. Have seen better days.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You've got some war torn. Yeah.

[C]

The elastic shot. It has ptsd.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, it's like somebody had a fucking old folks home with dementia. You know, they've seen it all. They're, they're, they're shot. You know, you're not going to bring them out to a nice place, but.

[D]

They did a couple tours in Afghanistan.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, they've, they're there to be worn under sweats.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Or, or pajamas or. Yeah. Or pajama pants or something. But yeah, I feel like.

[D]

Or nothing.

[A]

Or girls just have. Yeah, they have. Or a big T shirt.

[D]

Big T shirt. Big T shirt. And the period underwear.

[A]

By the way, if you want to talk about constant supply of big T shirts, date me. I get, I, I get, I have two different crates. I get like, I have a wrestling one on another one and they send me two shirts a month.

[D]

Oh, that's awesome.

[A]

And usually I don't like one of them. And every month my wife just gets a new sleep shirt.

[D]

Amazing.

[G]

Amazing.

[D]

Nothing better.

[A]

I just have to explain like who the Japanese wrestler is on it or if it's a white guy, like he's not racist or he's not canceled. She's like, I'll wear it. Fuck it.

[D]

Perfect.

[A]

She has been wearing her real ass dude sweater a lot, but she will not wear it in public.

[D]

That's so funny. I feel like that it's the pink.

[A]

The, the pink one we had put out. Shannon.

[G]

That's my favorite one.

[A]

Yeah, I know. I love.

[D]

Natalie just sold that one to a fan. I was like, why? It's so cute.

[C]

It says real ass dude on it.

[A]

It says realize podcast on it. We had another one that said real ass dude that she would only wear in the house.

[C]

But you want to wear that like when you know you're gonna get into conflict, like going, going to like, like small claims court.

[D]

Sometimes I'll forget that I have my kumia hoodies on because I have a million. I want to talk about T shirts. I was, every time I was like, I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold. I'll get stopped once in a while in the neighborhood by some dude. It's always a white dude. And they're always Jewish and always like, hey, I like your hoodie.

[C]

Keep fighting the good fight, sister.

[A]

I know.

[D]

I'm like, all right.

[A]

My, my brother in law was NYPD for a long time and he said every once in a while somebody's locker would be open and he would see. It would be an Anthony Kubia sticker. Legion is gang sticker. And one of mine, he's like, he has so many shitty cops. Listen to your fucking show. They're always the worst ones. They're always some guy I hate. That's how that works.

[C]

Of course.

[D]

Well, now cops are starting their own podcasts.

[A]

Yeah. There you go.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

All right. We, I think are almost about done, but let's go to this. God damn it. Man assaults woman's horse.

[C]

No.

[A]

Again, don't worry, he's not gonna hurt it. But this is a woman who found. This is the cat the footage, right? Yeah.

[G]

Yes.

[J]

Watched her surveillance video. It showed a man allegedly violating her horse.

[D]

I actually was physically nauseous. It was the most disturbing thing.

[J]

Erica VanMeenen and her 10 year old son were home Friday night when her phone lit up with notifications from the security camera in her horse stables.

[D]

My horse was looking very bright eyed and aware that something was going on. So I scrolled to the next clip.

[A]

Pause. She had bouquet and chocolates.

[C]

Wait, is he doing like sex stuff to the horse or is he like hitting it?

[A]

Let's find out.

[C]

Okay, I'm sorry.

[G]

Okay.

[D]

Yeah. That's when a man walks by then, meaning called police.

[J]

When Vernon RCMP arrived, she and an officer watched her surveillance video. It showed a man allegedly violating her horse.

[H]

Goes and gets stool and.

[D]

And comes back and commits the offense. Commits the offense after he did that and she tried to get away from him.

[J]

RCMP declined an on camera interview. However, in a statement, police said the suspect fled the property prior to officers arriving. A police dog search team conducted an extensive search of the property but were unable to locate a suspect at the time.

[A]

It has paused. The police dog smelled the horse's vagina when. Oh, you know, Bill.

[D]

That somebody would actually do that. And I've never had a stranger sneak onto my property.

[J]

RCMP say a criminal offense was committed inside the horse's enclosed pen.

[A]

Oh, that's what it's called.

[D]

Suspect investigation is ongoing.

[C]

This is good. I just found out I've been doing cow tipping. Wrong.

[A]

Dude. This is definitely a Norton joke where he talks about you fuck. Like, but like the idea of getting hard, then going to get a stool, climbing it and fucking a horse in the cold and maintaining an erection. Like that's a hero.

[C]

It is like that's. That's a real impressive feat.

[A]

Yeah, like, dude, I lose my heart on if my back hurts. I can't imagine climbing on a stool fucking in a precarious. It's hard to change a light bulb on a stool. Yeah, you're fucking a fucking ton, Animal. It's a ton.

[C]

Is that moment at the bar where it's like, 2am they're about to close down. You look who's in there, and you're like, there's a farm on the way home. I'll be fine.

[A]

We'll just figure it out, I guess. He doesn't subscribe to nay means nay.

[D]

Did you read that was the first comment.

[A]

Oh, I didn't mean sticks. I didn't. I was proud of myself. Oh, God damn it. That's. Yeah, I like how she's like, never in my life. Yeah, no shit, lady.

[D]

Even better. She said, never in my life has a stranger. And I was like. So is it really just people you know in this town?

[A]

Well, we've talked a ton about Mr. Hands and Shit. Yeah, I think it was Washington state or Oregon, where, like, the last state, one of the last states to still is, like, dealing with making bestiality illegal.

[D]

Oh, wow.

[A]

Because it's not just illegal. Huh. There would be groups that would have farms and, like, make videos.

[C]

But what.

[D]

This guy might get off from that. He might have known there was. Oh, he definitely got off, too. That's how we call. He kept the erection.

[A]

Oh, yeah. He was doing the. Patrick Bateman. He's fucking a horse. Like Patrick Bateman in the movie. Yeah, the old McDonald. Old McDonald. So you never saw Mr. Hands?

[D]

No, I never saw Mr. Hands. If I did just watch American Psycho.

[A]

You'd be very good. What a. What a different life we've had. Mr. Hands was the video in college everyone shared. Are you familiar?

[C]

Of course.

[A]

I figured.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Mr. Hands is a video of a gentleman.

[C]

Allegedly.

[A]

Allegedly being penetrated and made love to by a horse.

[D]

Okay. It's definitely not Salad Hands.

[A]

What? I was thinking of Salad Fingers.

[D]

Salad fingers.

[A]

No. No.

[C]

It is kind of lame that in both occasions they blame the guy.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

It feels like one of them. Like, the horse should be the one in handcuffs.

[A]

They've got hooves. You're going to the glue factory, boy.

[D]

I'm taking you to Hermes.

[A]

And the horse fucks him in the ass. And not necessarily that well. He makes some noises because you can see that they're trying to, like, make the horse go gentle. And then the horse kind of.

[C]

Thing holding a pail of milk up.

[A]

But then the horse starts to go hard. And you hear the guy. You hear the guy be like, it's coming out of him.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[A]

And so not necessarily that video, but that guy eventually was killed via horse cock.

[D]

That's pretty funny.

[A]

And his cohorts who were making the video with him, it's co.

[C]

Horse.

[D]

Yeah, cohorse.

[A]

Sorry. The shock jockeys. They wouldn't bring him into the hospital because they didn't want to get caught. So they just drove him to the front door of the emergency room and kicked him out of the van and he died. And so there was a huge controversy whether or not they would release his name because the family did not want it public. I think he was a pilot or he worked for an airline because there's a whole documentary about it called Zoo and it's. That's like the main case. But then it talks about like other.

[D]

Is that what the show is named after?

[A]

Yes, that is 100%.

[C]

We pay respects.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Rest in peace.

[A]

I mean, I've shown the video a million times. There's a few documentaries, but there's one, there's this white trash couple. It used to be on E. Fucking. And they couldn't look more like they fuck horses. The guys just got a big blonde teased out like Aussie 80s mullet. And the lady is just. Couldn't be more Midwestern fat. And they talk about their first date, how she blew a horse in front of him.

[C]

Or they're both into it.

[A]

Yeah. And they both like soulmates. So they're like swingers.

[D]

You could say that.

[A]

And they both have. So I always quote the lady. She's like, yeah, he was aroused. He was fully dropped and masturbating. That's when he slaps his penis on his stomach and he makes a noise. I call it his hubba hubba. That's how I know he's ready. He goes and you know, he mount him and the guy goes, oh, oh, yeah, he mounts me. And yes, he. Sometimes I have to be careful cause he will bite the flesh on my shoulders. Jesus. But she'll see and she'll be like, oh, you've been down at barn again. And then they both like laugh at each other.

[C]

It's like a inside joke.

[A]

They have Shannon bring it up if you can find it. Oh my God, we'll end on that. I know we've seen other shows have.

[D]

Played it, but I know we've done it before.

[G]

But it's not the trailer from the Zoo documentary, right? It's a different one.

[A]

No, it's a blonde guy and a brown haired lady.

[G]

I'm just trying to think of how to think of how to search it.

[A]

Couple talks about having sex with horses.

[D]

Is the Typing.

[A]

It just fills in.

[C]

You visited this page many times.

[G]

I know this is it because it does say it was completely watched, so this is definitely it.

[D]

Amazing.

[C]

Welcome back, Shannon.

[D]

Good to see you again. Would you like to join?

[G]

I know it's ruining my personal YouTube algorithm.

[A]

You meet Ken, who shares her sexual preference.

[F]

Oh, grab a couple handfuls of that smaller stuff.

[A]

I've probably shown this on multiple podcasts. I apologize.

[E]

I was.

[C]

Okay, so they're getting baked.

[F]

Until I was 29 years old, I was a zoo file up until then. And I just basically didn't have much interest in other members of my own species as far as a life bond or anything. But when I met Ellie here, I just. We clicked. It was the one person that I felt within a week, probably after I met her, we're meant to be together.

[A]

He horses. And it took him a week to realize he liked the lady.

[D]

The worst part is I didn't know if Ellie was the woman or the horse.

[A]

Their first date.

[H]

Well, the. The first. He came, like, to visit me.

[A]

Pause. Could this lady look more like she wants a horse cock in her mouth?

[C]

Beautiful. Angel must be protected. Is she okay?

[A]

She looks like.

[D]

Mentally.

[A]

No, she looks like a horse fucked her face that flat.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Go ahead.

[H]

Took him down to the barn to introduce him to some of my horses and some of the other horses that I enjoyed at the barn.

[C]

I could fix it.

[H]

I took him in and introduced him to my miniature stallion. And I don't know if it was subconscious, kind of. I was very nervous and kind of wanted to do the shock factor, as it were. My miniature stallion was dropped and masturbating. When his penis is dropped and he slaps it on his belly, they call that masturbation for stallions. And so I just.

[J]

I.

[H]

One thing led to another, and I couldn't resist, so I bent down and started sucking on him. And.

[A]

Yes, you do.

[H]

He tried climbing on top of me. So the next thing I know, my pants are down and I'm bending over for him, and I'm like, excuse me, I can't resist. And I guess part. Part of me said, okay, either he's for real and he won't mind this, or he's not for real and he's gonna be totally freaked out by it and run.

[C]

Yeah, don't tease me.

[H]

Obviously, he didn't run.

[F]

No, actually I was very tempted at the point to have sloppy seconds. It turned me on. It was. It was so erotic to watch this and just the whole thing. And it didn't shock me at all in fact, I was like, this is pretty cool. I think I found somebody here that might be on my plane here. And it went from there.

[A]

And.

[F]

Here we are married.

[A]

I have badass love the shock. That.

[D]

That's love, dude.

[A]

Shock factor is if you show them your tits.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

You can go to Big Pop way.

[A]

Easier than this lady. You're going above and beyond.

[C]

Yeah. It's bonus credit. I would love to see the interview with her father. Never should have got her that pony for a birthday.

[A]

I just what balls to do it in front because most other people would be like, oh, I'm gonna burn this barn down.

[D]

I'm gonna call the cops. I'm gonna do everything.

[A]

This is. I mean, the horse seems. I bet the horse is pretty pumped. Yeah, for sure.

[D]

Well, if it was slapping its belly with its penis, it was excited.

[A]

Keep it going, Shannon.

[H]

Sex with my miniature stallion. He's not a whole lot larger than most humans. He is a bit bigger, but not uncomfortably so. I like to suck on him orally.

[A]

Like a rabbi.

[H]

Especially enjoys that.

[F]

I have anal sex with the miniature stallion. He penetrates me, and it's. It's pleasurable, but it's not real intense. It's, like I said, not tense. The pleasure that I get from it is more from knowing how much he enjoys having sex with.

[C]

With me.

[F]

He tends to tell me about it. He talks a lot. He grunts and whickers and blows in my ear, etc. And that is very erotic to me, more so than the physical sex.

[D]

They're so Brooklyn. They're so Brooklyn.

[A]

Here it is.

[H]

To entice me to. To bend down or kneel down.

[A]

He.

[H]

He does a lot of. I call it a hubba hubba. He just kind of goes otherwise to me.

[C]

That was really good.

[H]

And then once he's in, I mean, for every stroke that he does, he makes this big grunting noise. And then when he orgasms, he makes an even bigger grunting noise.

[F]

He tends to like to hold on with his teeth. And I actually have some scars on my back from where he's bitten onto me just hanging on. They do the same thing with mares when they have sex, and only his mares have fur to hang on to. He tends to get a big chunk of skin with me, and that can be quite painful. But usually I don't even notice until after the fact because I'm so caught up in the moment.

[A]

Because there's a horse cock up your.

[D]

Ass by the horse.

[A]

Yeah, I bet you don't. I bet that's the least of your worries at the moment. I bet it's the horse cock directly up your shitter.

[C]

Yeah, you could be from forgiven for losing some of the nuances at that.

[D]

Time but it was only a mini moir.

[A]

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[B]

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