Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo – Episode 0083
Guests: James Moss, Sabrina Piper
Date: January 30, 2026
Episode Overview
This irreverent, laugh-out-loud installment of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo delivers the “unhinged” energy fans cherish—diving headfirst into strange news stories, gross-out body horror, bizarre viral moments, and boundary-pushing conversation. Comedians James Moss (Digital Bazooka) and Sabrina Piper (That’s Hot with Sabrina Piper) join Zac for a 90-minute romp through wild anecdotes, internet oddities, and taboo topics—barely pausing for breath between their chaotic tangents, punchy asides, and relentless quips. This episode is not for the faint of heart or the easily offended… but it is for those who love their comedy messy and unfiltered.
Key Discussion Points & Highlights
1. Stormy Week & Comfort Food Confessions
[00:36–06:15]
- Zac apologizes for missing the usual Monday episode due to a harsh snowstorm but promises fans will get a makeup episode.
- He, James, and Sabrina bond over weather woes and their cold-weather cravings. Zac details his recent “low point” cooking disasters and bachelor chow (“wolf brand chili” mixed with Zatarain’s rice and black beans).
- Zac: “I checked twice on it to make sure it wasn’t dog food.” [03:01]
- James: “Did you clean the trough?” [04:00]
- General riffing about bachelor cooking and the dignity (or lack thereof) in eating terrible food alone at home.
2. Nicotine/Caffeine Pouches & Relationship Real Talk
[07:37–09:52]
- Discuss newfangled nicotine/caffeine pouches with wild flavors (“Bellini,” “root beer,” etc.).
- Zac recounts “‘when I first started dating Mrs. Amico, she would have to ask me to take my dip out before lovemaking.”[09:00]
- The conversation goes into hilarious detail about bedroom etiquette and the perils of getting gum/tobacco involved in intimate moments.
3. Viral News: Guy Fieri’s “Regular Guy” Birthday & AI Hoaxes
[10:25–13:01]
- Zac pounces on a viral Guy Fieri video where the spiky-haired celeb “shaves” to be a “regular guy”—instantly guessing it was a Super Bowl ad—inspired by Snoop Dogg’s recent weed “quitting” swerve.
- Shannon (producer): reveals it’s fully AI-generated. Zac admits: “I am gullible.” [12:38]
- Group reflects on being tricked by increasingly common and convincing AI content.
4. Real or Fake? Body Horror: Hand-Attached-to-Leg Surgery
[13:17–16:14]
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Discussion of a viral image/video where a Chinese man’s severed hand is shown attached to his leg by surgeons so it can be reattached later.
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Fact-check ensues: part real (surgery happens), part fake (hand wouldn’t move on its own).
- Sabrina: “What a story for sex in the future.” [14:56]
- Zac: “How long did John Wayne Bobbitt not have his cock?” [15:40]
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Detour into the infamous Lorena Bobbitt case—body parts and emergency preservation methods (the “tooth in milk” method, Mick Foley’s wrestling stories).
5. Wrestling Mayhem: Mick Foley’s Extreme Injuries
[18:01–22:27]
- Zac gives a rundown of hardcore wrestler Mick Foley’s litany of injuries—lost ears, teeth in nose, broken bones—and the notorious “Hell in a Cell” match.
- “He had a tooth fully in his nose... He’s got a shirt of all his injuries.” [20:27]
- James: “At what point are you a new guy?” [21:31] (referencing the Ship of Theseus philosophy).
6. Swollen Head from Hair Dye—The Dangers of DIY Beauty
[24:00–28:40]
- Group reacts to a French woman whose head swelled alarmingly after a box-dye allergy—a cautionary tale about not doing a proper patch test.
- “She looks like Thomas the Train Engine.” [24:14]
- Sabrina reflects on bad beauty products, Zac notes his own allergies.
- General riffing about allergic reactions, medical misadventures, and Zac’s hapless adolescence as a “sick little boy.”
7. Indoor Cat Energy & Nature Weakness
[29:22–31:42]
- Zac confesses to being “an indoor cat” after years of getting sick from outdoor sports, goose crap, and general allergy disasters.
- “I am an indoor boy. I’m an inside boy. That’s okay. There’s nothing wrong with that.” [31:05]
8. Truly Distressing: Kids with Eye Herpes & Ancient Rituals
[32:01–39:00]
- Report on a toddler losing his eye after a family member passed herpes to him with a kiss.
- “If your baby’s gonna have a missing eye, the scarf is a choice.” [33:41]
- Deep dive into Jewish mohel rituals, the “metzitzah b’peh” practice, and the dangers of infant herpes passed during ritual circumcision.
- “It’s so good that the government had to put out a warning not to suck baby blood out of its dick.” [37:00]
- Uncomfortably hilarious riffs about religion, tradition, and the absolute limits of what rituals society should tolerate.
9. Taboo Topics: Period Underwear, Diva Cups, and Menstrual Mishaps
[39:00–54:42]
- Comedians break down modern reusable menstrual products (cups, period underwear), learning curves, and “period panties.”
- Detailed, graphic, and frequently hilarious analysis of product how-tos, maintenance routines, and personal experiences, with Sabrina offering first-hand insights.
- Zac: “If you squish when you walk, change them.” [50:20]
- Repeated jokes about “chumming for sharks” with full period underwear, OnlyFans market for used panties, and the unique terrors of being a teenage girl.
10. Man Assaults Woman’s Horse—Bestiality in Small Town America
[56:44–59:01]
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News story about a man stalking and sexually violating a woman’s horse in her stable; group is (mostly) equal parts aghast and amused by the bizarre logistics.
- James: “It’s hard to change a lightbulb on a stool... You’re fucking a ton, animal!” [59:27]
- “He doesn’t subscribe to ‘nay means nay.’” [59:52]
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Deeper dive into small town perversions, with a callback to the infamous “Mr. Hands” case (man fatally injured by a horse during sex—basis for the “Zoo” documentary).
11. Infamous Mr. & Mrs. “Zoo”: Couple Who Have Sex With Horses
[64:53–70:49]
- Zac (and Shannon the producer) find the notorious documentary scene where a couple confesses to and describes their sexual relationships with horses, to both horrified and raucous amusement.
- Woman (clip): “I like to suck on him orally. He especially enjoys that.” [69:12]
- Man (clip): “The pleasure I get from it is more from knowing how much he enjoys having sex with me...” [69:30]
- Zac: “Shock factor is if you show them your tits.” [68:13]
- “Could this lady look more like she wants a horse cock in her mouth?” [66:25]
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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Zac, on low food standards:
“When you open up the can… it could not look more like dog food.” [03:36] -
Sabrina, on viral moments:
“He looked a little beaten down, like they kind of taped it about 12 hours worth. Like, kind of like the Stranger Things finale.” [11:56] -
James, on old underwear:
“The elastic’s shot. It has PTSD.” [54:14] -
Zac, on ancient rituals:
“Don’t suck the baby’s dick.” [38:48] -
On period underwear:
“When it sounds like Dee Dee’s shoes… If you’re leaving a trail behind. If you have a snail trail behind you.” [50:24–50:28] -
Zac, summing up the show’s spirit:
“This episode is everything your morning radio show shouldn’t be—but way more fun.”
Section Timestamps
- Opening & Storm Stories: [00:36–06:15]
- Nicotine/Caffeine Pouches, Relationship Talk: [07:37–09:52]
- Guy Fieri AI Video, Viral Ads: [10:25–13:01]
- Hand-on-Leg Surgery & Bobbitt Tale: [13:17–16:14]
- Wrestling Injuries, Mick Foley: [18:01–22:27]
- Allergic Reaction to Dye, Medical Stories: [24:00–28:40]
- Indoor Cat Bit, Sick Kid Zac: [29:22–31:42]
- Child Eye Herpes, Mohel Rituals: [32:01–39:00]
- Period Underwear, Shameless Details: [39:00–54:42]
- Horse Assault, Bestiality Detour: [56:44–59:01]
- The ‘Zoo’ Couple & Horse Sex: [64:53–70:49]
Final Thoughts & Episode Tone
True to Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo’s reputation, this episode blends edgy banter about bodily misfortunes, sexual taboos, viral oddities, and subversive comedy. Sabrina and James match Zac’s anything-goes energy, bringing wild stories and unfiltered honesty that turns even the most grotesque or awkward topics into riotous laughter. For listeners who thrive on dark humor, gross-out tales, and a sense of belonging among society’s “lovable degenerates,” this episode is a fever dream of morning radio fun crossed with an after-midnight comedy dive bar.
Plugs:
- Sabrina Piper: “That’s Hot with Sabrina Piper” podcast, shows at Brooklyn Art House (@FunnyGirlWithTits)
- James Moss: “Digital Bazooka” podcast, stand-up dates (@RatboyJames)
- Zac Amico: @ZacIsNotFunny, details at GaS Digital
Listener Discretion: Strong language, adult themes, body horror, explicit humor, and absolutely zero reverence for standards of taste or breakfast listening.
