0088. Dave Temple and Ryan Foster

Summary

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Zac Amico's Morning Zoo – Episode 0088

Guests: Dave Temple & Ryan Foster
Date: February 15, 2026
Network: GaS Digital

Episode Overview

This episode of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo is a wild, irreverent romp through bizarre news stories, unhinged social commentary, and lived experience from the New York comedy and working class world. Joined by comedians Dave Temple and Ryan Foster (Workforce Titans), Zac and crew riff on everything from sketchy carnival rides to viral social media racism, sketchy New York characters, animal invasions, and the grotesque side of blue-collar work. It’s an episode packed with crude humor, playful race banter, and pure comedic chaos.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Carnival Ride Disasters & Skankfest Tales

[01:56 – 04:44]

• Zac kicks off with a story about a carnival joyride collapsing at a state fair, prompting rants about the unsafe, travel-carny culture of American fairs.
• Ryan: “Traveling meth heads. Dude.” (02:26)
• They muse about dangerous fair rides, comparing them to Skankfest events (comedy festival known for its wildness).
• The discussion shifts to how everyone’s filming accidents now, and reminiscences about rough party weekends in New Orleans and Skankfest.
• Memorable: Dave recalls finding fellow comedian Josh Adam Meyers wasted on a balcony at 6am and knowing, “Oh, shit. This got bad.” (04:16)

2. Indian Stereotypes, Social Media Skits, & AI Fakes

[04:49 – 08:40]

• They riff on the shifting perceptions of Indian communities in the media, connecting the fall of “Apu” from The Simpsons to the rise of Indian dudes spamming Instagram with bizarre comments and marriage proposals on AI women.
• Zac: “There is nothing funnier on earth than a painting of a woman that Indian guys think is a real woman.” (06:12)
• The crew bemoans the proliferation of AI-generated viral videos and acknowledge getting “got” by fakes, then joke about devices and apps meant to curb social media addiction.

3. Loud Music, Construction Life & Volume Warnings

[08:01 – 09:04]

• Laughter about modern phones warning users if they’re blasting music too loud versus old-school construction workers who had to blast music to be heard.
• Zac ribs Dave: “The world's most conscientious black guy, by the way—still not playing it at the speaker. Jesus.” (08:52)

4. Body Cam Fails, Cops & NYC Crime

[09:04 – 13:01]

• Dave notes the new “disconnection” between young black folks and classic black etiquette, as seen in viral bodycam videos—no ID, no plan, no tact.
• Ryan recounts cops “playing SWAT” on body cam crime shows, running into each other on balconies and generally looking foolish on tape.
• The crew discusses a recent bystander-filmed NYC subway shooting—watching the city “get its edge back,” with certain neighborhoods getting “dodgy” again.
• Dave: “Kudos to still making New York real like that.” (11:45)
• Times Square mascots and aggressive street performers become a metaphor for urban decay: “It’s like Mexico out there now.” (12:36)

5. Viral “Subway Queen” Racist Video

[13:01 – 24:00]

• The viral video of a woman on a NYC subway hurling a racial slur as the train doors close (“she hits a buzzer beater”) becomes a comedic case study in viral infamy.
• Memorable banter:
  • Zac: “She hits the R, then she goes, ooh… She gives like, oh, I did that, didn't I?” (17:57)
  • Ryan: “Usually racists are assless. Tight old ladies.” (14:33)
  • Dave: “I hate when I come across a thick racist woman… this is confusing.” (14:38)
• The crew jokes about “slur credits” and compares subway slur usage to the plot of the sci-fi film “In Time”: “You got three N credits…” (23:49)
• Dave: “I don’t think that word necessarily lives in her heart. It lived in her brain… she just nailed the timing.” (24:15)

6. Subway Social Order & White Guilt

[25:03 – 28:41]

• The gang muses on the subway as “black dominant territory” and how white riders are “there for the experience.”
• Dave describes observing a “Captain Save-a-Hoe” scenario: a hipster white girl comforting a junkie on the train, clueless to “subway creature” culture.
• Zac shares a story of stepping in to de-escalate a misunderstanding between a disabled teen and an accusatory woman on the train.

7. Jolly Cat & NYC’s Real-Life Oddballs

[29:03 – 33:49]

• The “Jolly Cat,” a notorious NYC oddball trying (and failing) at comedy, is recounted with horror, humor, and a healthy dose of social distance.
• Dave: “He represents a level of failure in comedy that I’m scared to even engage with…” (32:42)
• Multiple stories illustrate the city’s dangerous, delightfully weird subway characters.

8. Presidential Racism & Secret Codewords?

[35:13 – 39:06]

• Zac brings up a rumor about Donald Trump allegedly referring to black women as “boogers” in emails linked to Epstein parties.
• Turns out to be fake (“No such email. God damn it, Jorge.” 35:56) but triggers a rundown of racist codewords through history (e.g., “Mondays,” “Deer”).
• The crew relishes the invention and evolution of racial slurs with gallows humor.

9. Filthy Jobs & Plumbing Nightmares

[40:32 – 43:56]

• Zac brings a viral video of a maintenance worker unclogging a toilet that’s been unused for 3 months—cue detailed, gagworthy commentary.
• Dave shares the experience of helping his hoarder mother with messy home repairs and how insurance adjusters might react.

10. Carpets in Bathrooms & Cleaning Culture

[44:51 – 46:26]

• Gross-out nostalgia for old-school home decor (carpeted bathrooms, fuzzy toilet seat covers, and the “dirty house smell”), and a salute to obsessive cleaning in Latino households—complete with “Fabuloso” stories.

11. The “White Monster” Energy Drink Stereotype

[46:26 – 47:47]

• The “White Monster” (sugar-free Monster energy drink) is crowned as “white trash champagne”—the mark of true working men and “monster drinkers.”
• Zac: “If you see a guy walk out of a gas station with two white monsters in one hand…”
• Dave: “Can I start using that as the derogatory term for white people? Monster drinkers.” (69:41)

12. Halftime Show “Segregation” & Performer Flake Stories

[48:36 – 51:07]

• Dave shares a story about a “black homecoming” at University of Pittsburgh after a perceived racial slight, ending with the rapper Memphis Bleek failing to show.
• The group reflects on the “dysfunction and confidence” (or both) of performers who don’t show up for paid gigs.

13. Celebrity Encounters & Signing Etiquette

[51:07 – 55:10]

• Tales of celebrities refusing to sign autographs and the etiquette of pestering famous people in public.
• Zac highlights wrestlers’ tolerance for overzealous fans and recounts a heartwarming story of wrestler Mr. Kennedy making time for a kid with Down syndrome despite the cold.

14. Parenting, Autistic Kids & Marital Strain

[55:10 – 57:04]

• The strain of raising special-needs kids leading to higher divorce rates, referenced by both personal stories and statistics.
• Dave: “Me and my wife adopted a dog… we took it back. Nothing wrong. It was just like, we don’t want to give this level of focus…” (55:54)

15. Which Dog Breeds Get an “N-Word Pass?”

[57:22 – 61:46]

• In classic Morning Zoo fashion, the group pulls up a chart of dog breeds and, with comedic irreverence, debates which breeds would (jokingly) be “allowed to say the N-word” for their cultural, racial, or personality parallels.
• Dave: “Pit bull, Rottweiler… pretty much our dogs now at this point.” (58:10)
• Ryan: “Chihuahua—racist Mexican, guaranteed.” (60:19)
• Zac: “Golden Retriever? No way.” (58:40)

16. The Great Florida Iguana Crisis & “Chicken of the Trees”

[62:20 – 67:52]

• Zac describes “cold snaps” in Florida causing invasive iguanas to freeze and fall from trees. Locals capitalize by collecting them for bounties—and making iguana tacos (described in detail).
• Shock over how matter-of-fact Floridians (and YouTube influencer cooks) are about preparing and eating the lizards.
• Zac: “They’re not dead—they’re just stunned. And people are picking up 50 at a time!”
• Dave: “I can’t believe such an articulate person is just handling a lizard like this and he’s just gonna eat lizard tacos.” (65:41)
• Ryan: “He strikes me as too gay to be eating lizards out of a tree. I want a twang in your voice…” (65:49)
• Later, they contrast “articulate influencer” iguana tacos with the more “authentic” swamp rat cookers—complete with paper plates and beer.

17. America’s Real Redneck Survivalists as Revolutionary Heroes

[68:10 – 69:53]

• Zac discusses how small-game hunting rednecks who ate squirrel were America’s secret weapon in the Revolution, providing the first “snipers” against the British.
• Dave coins: “Monster drinkers”—the new racial epithet for poor white rednecks. (69:45)

18. Swamp Rats (Nutria): The Last Stand of Southern Cuisine

[71:02 – 74:37]

• The show ends connecting iguana taco talk to Southern swamp rat recipes (nutria).
• On YouTube, they find a “real” redneck explaining swamp rat cooking methods, further highlighting regional food weirdness and the joy of local identities.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Carnival rides:

  • Zac: “It’s one they built with a wrench that morning.” [02:22]

• Indian Influencer Jokes:

  • Zac: “Every once in a while you’ll see a photo that’s a classical painting, and it’s just fucking Indian dudes proposing.” [06:12]

• NYC Crime:

  • Dave: “Kudos to still making New York real like that…” [11:45]

• Viral Subway Racist Woman:

  • Zac: “She hits the R, then she goes ‘ooh!’ She gives like, oh, I did that, didn't I?” [17:57]
  • Dave: “I hate when I come across a thick racist woman. This is confusing.” [14:38]

• Dog Breed Race Passes:

  • Dave: “Pit bull, rottweiler…pretty much our dogs now at this point.” [58:10]
  • Zac: “Golden retriever? No way.” [58:40]
  • Ryan: “Chihuahua—racist Mexican, guaranteed, right?” [60:19]

• Florida Iguanas:

  • Zac: “If you gave them an iguana, you got a pie. Venison, bacon, and iguana…” [64:53]
  • Dave: “I just can’t believe such an articulate person is just handling a lizard like this and eats it.” [65:41]
  • Ryan: “He strikes me as too gay to be eating lizards out of a tree. I want a twang in your voice.” [65:49]

• On Redneck History:

  • Dave: “Can I start using that as the derogatory term for white people? Monster drinkers.” [69:41]

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Key Timestamps

• 01:56 – Carnival ride collapse introduction
• 04:49 – Indian stereotypes, social media, AI video pranks
• 09:04 – Modern-day body cam fails, NYC crime
• 13:01 – Discussion of viral subway racism video
• 24:03 – “Slur credit” jokes
• 29:03 – Jolly Cat and New York subway tales
• 35:13 – Rumor about Trump’s “boogers” codeword
• 40:32 – Viral plumbing disaster
• 46:26 – “White Monster” as white working-class symbol
• 55:10 – Parenting and divorce when raising autistic kids
• 57:22 – Hilarious “which dogs get an N-word pass?” segment
• 62:20 – Florida’s iguana invasion and the “chicken of the trees”
• 68:10 – Redneck snipers and the American Revolution
• 71:02 – Swamp rat/Nutria cooking lore
• 75:08 – Plugs & sign off

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Tone & Style

The episode is raucous, crude, and relentlessly playful, always running right up to the edge of taboo (and sometimes gleefully leaping over it). The banter is fast, loaded with inside jokes, wild analogies, and lived-in references from the guests’ backgrounds—blue-collar work, urban comedy, and social media absurdity. Underneath the shock humor, there’s genuine affection, old-school New York grit, and satirical intelligence.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

If you want an episode that combines wild news, real New York stories, off-the-rails race humor, and honest blue-collar insights—all peppered with viral video commentary and a dose of animal chaos—this edition of Morning Zoo is unfiltered, vital chaos. The “dog N-word pass” debate, live subway race-bait analysis, iguana and swamp rat cookouts, and the ever-harrowing NYC subway makes it a must-listen for fans of boundary-pushing comedy.

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Transcript

[Dave Temple]

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[Ryan Foster]

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[Dave Temple]

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[Ryan Foster]

Fill her up. You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.

[Zach Amico]

Wake up, it's time to go. Zach. Amico's got a show. Animals are here to play jokes against you Start your day Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and join the cre.

[Ryan Foster]

Morning suit.

[Zach Amico]

Well, woohoo. It's a Wednesday here at the Gas Digital Studios and it's me, your other boy, the international superstar, Zach Nico saying thank you so much for tuning in to the Morning Zoo. We got a hot one today because I got two great guests across the table from me from Workforce Titans. Highly requested, much loved, Ryan Foster. How you doing, Doug? Chilling. Good. How are you? I'm doing great. Thank you for making the trip, man.

[Ryan Foster]

Anytime, dude.

[Zach Amico]

And next to him from no need for Apologies, right here on the network, one of my oldest friends in comedy, it's Dave Temple.

[Ryan Foster]

Buddy.

[Dave Temple]

What up, man? How you doing, Zach?

[Zach Amico]

I'm doing great. How are you, man? I'm good.

[Dave Temple]

Good to see you, buddy.

[Zach Amico]

It's great to see you, man. Let's have some fun and look at some silly, silly shit. Let's start off with this fun one, something we love to do here on the show. And Ryan, I think you might have some opinions on this. Joyride collapses at State Fair. Hit me. Whenever people are scared of rides. It's not Six Flags.

[Ryan Foster]

Nah, it's Knoebels.

[Dave Temple]

It's.

[Zach Amico]

It's one that fucking. They just built with a fucking wrench that morning.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, traveling meth heads. Dude.

[Zach Amico]

Dude. And I. You see it over and over again. This one ain't good.

[Ryan Foster]

You know that ain't. Twerk the specs already. Where's this at in the country?

[Dave Temple]

We'll find out in a second. It's pretty much all the same.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, it's the same.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. There.

[Dave Temple]

God damn, I love that. The people always know to film too, you know?

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Why would you ever film somebody on like, what?

[Ryan Foster]

This is like the same thing as Filming fireworks. You're gonna. I guess you'll watch this, but.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, they got one. They finally got one.

[Zach Amico]

Boy. We got any info where this was?

[Dave Temple]

Skank fest? It was somewhere in India. Oh, wow.

[Ryan Foster]

That's on you for riding around in India, dude.

[Dave Temple]

That's.

[Ryan Foster]

That's on you.

[Zach Amico]

You know what? The India part really touches it.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, man. Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

No, dude, I was. Who said skank fest? Was that you?

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That gravitron thing at New Orleans was like, excuse me.

[Ryan Foster]

50 year old incels on the graviton killing me. I never saw it with more than two guys on it.

[Dave Temple]

I did get on the Ferris wheel thing, but I didn't get on that gravitrot thing.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, I didn't touch any of it. I was just up in like the. You felt like you were at like the Kentucky Derby, but just watching like guys in the parking lot.

[Zach Amico]

I was flying enough on the ground. Yeah, dude, I was.

[Ryan Foster]

I was.

[Zach Amico]

I was. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't need to be tossed around. True to fuck myself up with that one.

[Ryan Foster]

I saw you at the naked Wrestlers.

[Zach Amico]

Like, he might be.

[Ryan Foster]

This might be it. Yeah, this might be over.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that was a bad one. That was a. I kept my shit together for the rest of the week.

[Ryan Foster]

You bounced back, though.

[Zach Amico]

I bounced back hard.

[Ryan Foster]

The next day I was like, no way.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

I was going to shut this down.

[Zach Amico]

That was a tough one for me. Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Bless y'.

[Zach Amico]

All. Been there.

[Dave Temple]

New Orleans look like it got tough for a lot of people. Dude. Saturday morning, I think it was Saturday. I still got up. Cause I kept my regular routine and stuff. And I run every Saturday. But like seeing fucking Josh Adamyers 6:00am on the balcony, drunk, I'm like, oh, shit.

[Zach Amico]

Oh no.

[Dave Temple]

This got bad.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, Yeah. I was already telling my girl. I'm like, I might skip the fucking kickoff party.

[Zach Amico]

Every year I kept it together at the kickoff and then, yeah, Friday got away.

[Dave Temple]

That's what happened. I missed the kickoff. I didn't get there until Friday. So I didn't get caught up in everything.

[Zach Amico]

You know, I never went inside for the kickoff. I just stayed in that outside. I went into piss and I. I kept my distance. And then Friday just got away from me.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. But yeah, dude, Indian people, they've really been showing a side of themselves. Like I think we all knew that it was there, but it's just like they're not hiding it anymore. They're really comfortable just kind of like being who they are lately. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It is a turn and It's. And it's like. I almost feel like it coincides with the Apu thing when they got rid of Apu from the Simpsons. Who now looking back, maybe the best example in entertainment of an Indian person. The guy worked his balls off, took care of his family.

[Ryan Foster]

No rides.

[Dave Temple]

He did have a lot of children too. Like it was weird.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. But yeah, sure. Was he selling some spoiled stuff?

[Ryan Foster]

Of course it's not gonna.

[Zach Amico]

But that's gonna happen at any 711 type place.

[Dave Temple]

Right? Right. People who are getting most of from this place, they were going to eat it regardless.

[Zach Amico]

And now that that stereotype is kind of gone. Gone the way the Indian store owner. Now we're seeing the real stair. The.

[Ryan Foster]

The street Indians on social media though are the funniest guys. Like they're action skits, whatever the you'd call them.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, dude. There is nothing funnier on earth than a painting of a woman that Indian guys think is a real woman. Every once in a while you'll see a photo that's like a classical painting. But it's like a realism.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And it's just fucking Indian dudes proposing show.

[Dave Temple]

Bob.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

Bob Non.

[Zach Amico]

They're going for it hard.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, dude.

[Ryan Foster]

I got dude Indian guys and getting like my.

[Dave Temple]

A lot dude. My uncles.

[Ryan Foster]

I'll be scrolling Instagram and see some chick with. That doesn't exist. My uncle Bill will be under there like, what's off, dude?

[Dave Temple]

Oh man. Yeah. I had my favorite on my Patreon show where I depressed people just send me content. We had to take February off. I can't do any more AI videos too much. It's just like you like you do spot them or. I hate if I'm 15 seconds in and I'm like, wait, this is AI and I just feel dumb. You know what I mean?

[Ryan Foster]

The one that got me, the chick fell off like a safari bus and the lion bit his head. You know what I'm talking about? And the guy perfectly zoomed in. I was like, finally we got a lion killing on camera.

[Zach Amico]

What happens, I think is you watch it without audio. It's for me. The audio is the tipper. True. Because they have. It's not quite right yet.

[Ryan Foster]

They can't get the fingers either for something.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

That'll get me.

[Zach Amico]

But I. I get. I get. Got a lot on the show. Yeah. At least once a week I bring a story in and then Shannon or Jorge has to tell me it's AI. And I'm.

[Ryan Foster]

I had to get. I had to get a. You see them Brick things. It's called brick in your phone, where you tap your phone on it and it can block, like, whatever you want. Like, I brick like my phone for Twitter and Instagram because I haven't worked in, like, a month. So I'm just sitting there watching AI Foot like lions fighting cat. Like, all those retarded videos. I had to buy this fucking thing because you can, like, tap it and block yourself out of it for whatever many hours.

[Zach Amico]

That's. That. You know what I've been getting? And I guess I. Because I just updated my phone, it's been telling me to turn my volume down.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, for your headphones.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never got that before. And now it's like you've exceeded the volume limit for the week.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

I do construction during the day.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

I'll be blasting it. Like, it's in my head. I was like, I'm protecting my ears. But then I'm like, yeah, it can't be good to be. Just be blasting music in your ears all day instead of.

[Dave Temple]

I don't know. I mean, I thought it's scary with the. What do you call them, the Bluetooth ones? Cause I don't know how that works. You know what I mean? What that's putting in our brain or whatever. But sometimes I'll have big headphones like this, and then, like, I'll take them off but leave it blasting so that I can still hear it even though it's not on my head. And I still get the same notification. So I'm wondering, like, all right, I'm a little bit up.

[Ryan Foster]

You kind of hang it around your neck.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. Or, yeah. Like, my desk has a little hook on it, and my headphones usually go there, and then I could still hear them while they're hanging there.

[Ryan Foster]

You know? Might work on that.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. The world's most conscientious black guy, by the way, still not playing it at the speaker. Jesus.

[Ryan Foster]

Something would be peaceful.

[Zach Amico]

God fucking from your lips. The God's ears.

[Dave Temple]

I know, man. I don't know what happened. I, like, I'm. I think. All right. I feel like I'm losing touch with the community sometimes because that was the thing that once started happening. I do not understand. And I watch a lot of body cam footage, and the way no one carries id, the way no one, like, thinks, like, you know, they're just like, wait a minute, hold on. I need to call my mom. Like, I don't understand whether they're doing this on purpose to derail the investigation or what? You know, I think people are that dumb sometimes.

[Ryan Foster]

You see people on body cam, you're like, dude, the cop's retarded. The guy they're trying to arrest is retarded.

[Dave Temple]

It's just like, right? And then sometimes they'll even say like, is your camera on? Is your camera on? So they know they being filmed and it's like, yo, just still do the work. Yeah. It's not embarrassing you at all. You know what I mean? Like, you know what?

[Ryan Foster]

Nobody ever fixes their hair right.

[Dave Temple]

Especially like when they go to like they get caught like stealing out of a dumb store and they're not even dressed well. You're like, yo, you know they're gonna post this on.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, that kill me. I was watching a. There's some show on like A and E or whatever that's like, it's all body cam. It's like a true crime show, but it's all body cam. And they come in to search this apartment.

[Zach Amico]

It's like some patrol maybe or something pd.

[Ryan Foster]

It's something like that. Live. They kind of like go around live in town and it's like, yeah, maybe it's that.

[Dave Temple]

It was like a reboot of cops kind of thing.

[Ryan Foster]

I think a guy got. They couldn't tell if he got pushed off a balcony or got shot, but he was like, it definitely looked weird. And they all four cops go up to like go into this apartment and they're not swat. So you can tell. Like I would just be so embarrassed when they released the footage. Cuz they all come out and they're trying to clear this house. Like they're SWAT guys.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

And the one guy goes on the balcony and turns around and all three guys are like coming out onto this, onto a balcony that's like smaller than this table.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's like just trying to walk.

[Ryan Foster]

Through the door and people on the guys. But like, I can't imagine going to that and be like, dude, trying to remember the three hour workshop you had like six months ago. Like, this guy's learned how to do that shit. Yeah, it was just killing me to watch them all like bump guns into each other on a balcony.

[Zach Amico]

Did you see the video of the guy getting shot on the subway platform last night?

[Dave Temple]

No, I did. I just saw that. I think it was like 170th Street. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The girls like on the train and she's like, oh my God, can you pull that up?

[Zach Amico]

I know.

[Dave Temple]

Just saw that.

[Zach Amico]

Unfortunately, the best way to find it is there's no way Kumia didn't post it.

[Ryan Foster]

I told you.

[Zach Amico]

There's no way on God's Green. Did not post it.

[Dave Temple]

And this is what I'm saying. Trump put legislation on me. They're running around, they've got pistols. You're gonna tell me he registered that weapon?

[Zach Amico]

Huh?

[Ryan Foster]

You're gonna tell me.

[Zach Amico]

And this is a blatant, like on the platform shot from a train going by. Yeah, Just.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, wait, the guy from the train, he shot.

[Dave Temple]

No, no, no, no.

[Zach Amico]

There's two guys on the platform and it is a. It is a blatant point blank shooting.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? But kudos to still making New York real like that. You know what I mean? Like, sometimes I feel like New York has lost its edge. And then every now and again, there's certain pockets where I'm like, all right, thank God.

[Ryan Foster]

That was nice.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like it's eating itself from the outside in again. Where 9th and 8th Ave got scary again. And parts of Alphabet City are starting to get a little dodgy again.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I gotta tell you, dude, the village is a now.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And Times Square is surprisingly shitty.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

Don't you one Times Square to get shitty again, though? No, Like, I don't live here.

[Dave Temple]

Shitty for it, though. It's. It's funny with his shape because it's the. The dolls, the. The picture people. Yeah, really.

[Zach Amico]

The mascots, they turned it into.

[Dave Temple]

It's like Mexico out there now where it's just like they're very aggressive with tourists.

[Ryan Foster]

The Chinese Theater kind of.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's all the costume characters.

[Dave Temple]

Yes, yes. Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

Like, how many autistic guys are walking around that want those pictures? It's a crazy business together.

[Zach Amico]

Well, what happens is they'll get. They'll get a family.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then eight other characters run into the picture, and then they all want.

[Dave Temple]

20 bucks and they get aggressive with these people. They grab them, they don't let them.

[Ryan Foster]

Indian guy aggressive.

[Dave Temple]

I'm shaking my head from side to.

[Zach Amico]

Side and it's like, oh, here goes. This is it. So this is Mantra subway D line 170th.

[Dave Temple]

And you know what is the craziest thing too, is how were you ready for that recording?

[Ryan Foster]

What were you recording before that?

[Dave Temple]

They were arguing.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, okay.

[Dave Temple]

So you hear them arguing. And that's the thing. People are just trained to do that. But that is crazy that this man thought he got away with shooting somebody on an empty platform.

[Ryan Foster]

He might.

[Dave Temple]

And somebody's sitting here filming it in the afternoon too. I know.

[Ryan Foster]

Like you gotta get put away, dog. I don't know what to tell you. Get shot and then banging your head off a trash can. I'd be so pissed. I die.

[Zach Amico]

Jorge, do we know.

[Ryan Foster]

I'm looking up.

[Zach Amico]

Right now after that. Jorge. So rest. The subway queen, I believe may have outed herself.

[Ryan Foster]

The N word lady.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

Was she Italian?

[Zach Amico]

Spanish?

[Ryan Foster]

What was she?

[Zach Amico]

So I, I, I, I don't know. But Jorge, if you look in the real ass podcast chat I did, it's, there's either, it's either her or someone is claiming to be her. But they've got tweets since 2018, so it's not a new profile. And they have a picture of her in her. They have a video of her dancing in her underpants.

[Ryan Foster]

And it's.

[Zach Amico]

And it, I mean, if I want to fuck her already.

[Ryan Foster]

Racist queen. Bodied up too rare, dude. Usually racist are assless titles.

[Dave Temple]

So not all the time. I got a couple. I hate when I come across a thick racist woman. We like this is confusing.

[Ryan Foster]

We figure it out.

[Dave Temple]

Look, look at the time. So is that her?

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah. Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And that's her.

[Ryan Foster]

That's definitely the chick.

[Dave Temple]

So I don't know the story on this. Is she, she's in New York W and out or what?

[Ryan Foster]

She's the she.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, you haven't seen this video yet, buddy.

[Ryan Foster]

She hits a buzzer beater. That's what I'll say.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, it may be.

[Ryan Foster]

I've never seen anything timed better than that.

[Zach Amico]

And it's by the way, the balls on this.

[Ryan Foster]

If they got that door open, you were fucked. Somebody hit your neck, you're supposed to beat they ass.

[Dave Temple]

Bye, bitch. Bye, bitch.

[Zach Amico]

Onto the next call.

[Dave Temple]

The timing and the fact that whoever still posted it because it just, it just makes, makes them look bad.

[Zach Amico]

Now you banging on the door, dude.

[Ryan Foster]

Look at this. They're trying to.

[Dave Temple]

Oh my God, bro. All right, I'm gonna tell you something. Look, this is not that far from the, the shooting. The shooting is the next stop, bro.

[Zach Amico]

It's been a hot line.

[Ryan Foster]

Did you see the one black girl.

[Dave Temple]

Say she was like, yeah, that is crazy that she's that high uptown too.

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[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Anyone could have been running up to the train and popped another door. Hold on. And then that lady would have been a grease thing.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Ryan Foster]

I would guarantee that's not the first time she did that. It was such a perfect. The R came out and the doors shut.

[Zach Amico]

And then she. It was that she hits the R. Then she goes, ooh. She gives like, oh, I did that, didn't I? And then she did like a wave too.

[Dave Temple]

They'll look for her to see if they could take her job. There's no. I don't think that's the same girl, dude.

[Zach Amico]

I think it.

[Ryan Foster]

I think she.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, that other video of her showing her shirt, that was older, right?

[Zach Amico]

That was older.

[Dave Temple]

Okay. Cause she looks like she. I mean, I understand she had her jacket puffed up, but like, she looks like she put on weight.

[Zach Amico]

So if you can you bring up.

[Ryan Foster]

Her Twitter, Jorge, I'm gonna be shocked. She was on some pills. Stabilizer.

[Dave Temple]

I hate that. I enjoy this too, because that's a. That's.

[Zach Amico]

I love that you enjoy this.

[Dave Temple]

That's a theme on TikTok. You could just type in chimping out. And it's just watching people.

[Ryan Foster]

Oh, my God.

[Dave Temple]

Get black people mad and then watch them react that way.

[Zach Amico]

You know, I have Seen an edit of the video where they put some.

[Ryan Foster]

Is that who you're talking about?

[Dave Temple]

Oh, it's like TikTok is strange. Cause it's just like you can just type in anything and they'll just give you a slew of content that lines up with that.

[Ryan Foster]

I'm not downloading that shit.

[Zach Amico]

I got a number, an edit where instead of the music they had.

[Dave Temple]

My thing is just don't ever do anything to give them ammo for that. Right. So I try my best not to react. When I do see people react, I'm like, ah, God damn, they got you. But it is funny to watch somebody walk into a trap. Be like, ah, they're going to make so many videos.

[Ryan Foster]

You see what they're doing.

[Zach Amico]

You feel the same way about that as I do about watching fat people eat in public.

[Dave Temple]

Exactly.

[Zach Amico]

Where there are, there's sometimes if someone is. And I don't mean just having a snack, I mean eating fatly mutt mayonnaise on the face. Like, I saw a guy one time.

[Dave Temple]

Let me point something out. I've known Zach for over a decade. Never seen a man eat.

[Zach Amico]

Really?

[Dave Temple]

Never seen him eat?

[Zach Amico]

No. I do that shit in my underwear at home.

[Ryan Foster]

Like a lady with an eating disorder.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

I don't never seen seen him have a bite of anything.

[Ryan Foster]

I don't think I've ever seen my mommy, Italian ladies who got called.

[Zach Amico]

One time I was on a bus and a guy was eating a cheeseburger and in between bites was putting it on his belly like an otter.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I have never. I want dude. I want to be dude. They're going to think we all do that. You can't.

[Ryan Foster]

You're giving us a bad day.

[Dave Temple]

You just sitting next to Zach on the bus and you just nudging him like, huh? Is that what you do?

[Zach Amico]

Huh?

[Dave Temple]

I bet you do that shit.

[Zach Amico]

It made me so mad. So I would assume it's a similar feeling where you're like, come on, man. Yeah, you're an outlier in this. And it's gonna make it. That's gonna be a thing. It's gonna be a thing now where I'm gonna be reading comments and I'll be like, I bet he puts a cheeseburger on his belly in between bites.

[Dave Temple]

Not only that, the disappointment of people when they try to get me to react and I don't. And I'm just like, yeah, my bad, try somebody else.

[Ryan Foster]

You got the wrong gun.

[Zach Amico]

Right.

[Dave Temple]

Like you could do it. I'm sure it works everywhere. I'm her Twitter Jorge.

[Zach Amico]

Here we go.

[Ryan Foster]

Oh, yes.

[Zach Amico]

Chick's mentally ill so she posted one of her in her underpants that I really dug coins.

[Ryan Foster]

Oh, he killed the black guy.

[Zach Amico]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. By the way, that's the first thing she posted. That's her prom, I believe.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Which I will say it's her senior prom.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, but I mean you don't, you don't know how to trigger people unless you're around them.

[Zach Amico]

True.

[Dave Temple]

You've got a best.

[Zach Amico]

Can you bring up that video? The third one on the top.

[Ryan Foster]

It's on her first weird ass.

[Dave Temple]

Oh yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Now look at all. Nice. Hin. Wait, wait. She's going to turn.

[Ryan Foster]

I was about to say, can we go for it?

[Zach Amico]

All right.

[Dave Temple]

She knows our angles though.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, and she's like posting like, she's posting how?

[Ryan Foster]

I mean, she's trying to capitalize on this.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Oh yeah. She's like, if this is really her.

[Ryan Foster]

It'S such an interesting lane now that didn't exist earlier that like white chicks could get super racist then get a following. Yeah, I'm talking about who was we.

[Zach Amico]

Thought was going to happen was. We thought she was going to get doxed and then there was going to be a GoFundMe.

[Ryan Foster]

Oh yeah, dude, I would love to get a GoFundMe.

[Dave Temple]

What is that? That's one of those like Kashi sites or whatever. Like there's odds on her. No, someone made a crypto coin for her.

[Ryan Foster]

What do you call it? Subway coin.

[Dave Temple]

A wild place.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, she's just. I mean she's, she's. If this is her, she is outwardly.

[Ryan Foster]

Like, you know how pissed racist like 50 year olds gotta be to be like, yeah, they had a coin. You know, many uncles I got that just ruined it.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Crazy.

[Ryan Foster]

I worked at 30 Rock. This is their fault.

[Zach Amico]

Wait, yeah, she's like a content creator. The first, the first black guy went to high school. I was his side.

[Dave Temple]

He had a third member. Dude, I gotta see if my wife knows this lady, y'.

[Zach Amico]

All.

[Dave Temple]

Just because. Yeah, my wife worked at the Colbert show, so she probably met this girl. This is wild.

[Ryan Foster]

I'm like, no, I'm shitting. It's just my.

[Dave Temple]

And here's the thing, and this is gonna sound crazy coming from black dude. I don't think she should lose her job for this. I don't think like she should get in.

[Ryan Foster]

Finally.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, that one really got me.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, it's tough.

[Dave Temple]

It's just the subway, dude. Almost anything goes down there, man. You know what I mean? Like Right. There are people shooting up heroin. There's people sleeping. You know what I mean? There are people who will, like, light a crack pipe on a crowded train. So it's just like, dude, it's. If you're going down there, you already know the rules are different. You know what I mean?

[Ryan Foster]

If you pay your fare, you get one slur free.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

That's also why I don't pay.

[Dave Temple]

That's why I don't pay, because I might get called the N word.

[Zach Amico]

You know what I mean?

[Ryan Foster]

That's on you.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

They should deduct from your fucking account. You got 3n words this month, too. You have to find.

[Dave Temple]

You got three N credits.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, it's like that movie with Justin Timberlake where he's got the value in his arm.

[Ryan Foster]

Like a slur credit score. Going after Mexicans and black guys. This month, you get him a D.

[Dave Temple]

Line, you're gonna need a few N word passes here.

[Zach Amico]

Up 125th, everybody. Let me see everybody's arm.

[Dave Temple]

Remember the thing he gave his buddy a lot, and then he came back to pick some up? He was like, you gave him too many. He's dead, man. He couldn't handle that.

[Zach Amico]

So I don't think that word necessarily lives in her heart. It lived in her brain. And she went, I've got it. Just. It hit it. And she just nailed the timing.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

Timing was.

[Dave Temple]

I don't know what happened before that, but an entire train of black people against you.

[Ryan Foster]

White guy wants it to ring, it's.

[Dave Temple]

Right there at the tip of your tongue. You know what I mean? Especially, like, he's like, don't say it. Yeah. Anytime you're being ganged up on verbally by black people, you can't tell me that that doesn't come right to the frontal lobe.

[Ryan Foster]

If I get ganged up by white people, I want to. Yeah, you guys are acting like.

[Zach Amico]

You know what you guys are acting like right now?

[Ryan Foster]

This is. It's going to hurt me to say it.

[Zach Amico]

And in all fairness, the subway is their territory. Buses, public transportation in general.

[Ryan Foster]

What do you mean by that?

[Zach Amico]

It's black dominant. Like, they are the dominant.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, I feel like white people are down there for the experience, you know what I mean?

[Zach Amico]

Like going to a theme. Like going to Medieval Times.

[Dave Temple]

Like, any white people riding a train outside of the Midtown area, I'm like, oh, you're here for the experience. I get it. You're going downtown. Like, I saw this happen.

[Ryan Foster]

Showing the waters.

[Dave Temple]

I saw this happen. I was on one of these Lines. But a woman came in, a white woman came in and she was crying when she got on the train from the platform. And there was a black guy with her. And he had on like a V neck shirt, like, so he had clearly already taken off his coat in the heat of some sort of battle. And he's like, you got that verbose? Yeah, you're just doing too much. You're doing too much. And then he walks in between the cars to have a cigarette. And the girl that, like, they're not acknowledging each other, but she sits down next to like a more hipster white girl. But this girl, she's clearly a junk, you know what I mean? Like, not just. Cause she's with this black guy. You can see all of the evidence on her. And you're watching the hipster white girl.

[Ryan Foster]

Comfort her, trying to swoop in.

[Dave Temple]

She's just like, there's no reason to cry. Are you okay? And it's like everyone else is letting this bitch cry. This woman, yeah, do you need a hug? And she's fucking hugging this crackhead for like two stops until she got off, I think, like 42nd. Clearly transferring to a 7 train back to wherever the fuck she belongs. But it was just like a funny thing to watch. Like, hey, man, what's going on here? Yeah, she's already a subway creature. Let her be. There's no saving her.

[Ryan Foster]

The captain save a hoe. They never have any social fucking experience at all.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I got in her.

[Ryan Foster]

Look. I'm like, that bitch has been sucking dick for heroin for 10 years, dude. I've. I've.

[Zach Amico]

I stepped in once and I saved a fucking nerd.

[Ryan Foster]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

And now. And I usually listen. I am a. Headphones on. Fucking look at the floor. I ain't fuck.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Ain't my business, buddy. And I've stepped in once, and it was a kid. He had to be a little something. He wasn't well, and he was on the train and he was taking selfies. And then there was a very boisterous African American woman a few seats down, and she thought he was taking pictures of her. And she started on a fucking tear. I'll kill. Smash that phone. Don't you be taking pictures of me. You know what they say.

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[Ryan Foster]

Was she picture worthy?

[Zach Amico]

No.

[Dave Temple]

That's why she got upset. That's why she got upset. That's all it is. That insecurity of like, oh, I'm about to be a meme. Like, no.

[Zach Amico]

Hell, no.

[Dave Temple]

You know?

[Zach Amico]

And I stepped in and I was like, I think he's taking pictures of himself. The camera goes the other way. And she was like, what? And I got in between. I would see. And I was like, see, the camera's got mirror on it. So he doesn't know you're talking to him. He hasn't seen you. And then she went, oh, all right. And I was like, I just saved this photo. This kid had no idea I would.

[Ryan Foster]

Have let him get beat. Oh, no, I gotta see this. How old was the kid?

[Zach Amico]

He was a high school, but he was. He was definitely a little off.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He wasn't prepared for this.

[Ryan Foster]

He's mouthing the N word into the camera.

[Dave Temple]

And that's the thing. If you didn't stop that, then the N word would have rapidly risen in his vocabulary from here on out.

[Zach Amico]

Then one time I saw. Do you remember fucking. We've talked about him before. What the fuck was the. He was the kid. Jolly Cat.

[Dave Temple]

Yes.

[Ryan Foster]

Jolly Chat.

[Dave Temple]

Yes. Jolly Cat.

[Zach Amico]

So Jolly Cat is a New York City character who is definitely way up.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he is a creepy, bald, very. But aggressive and mean.

[Ryan Foster]

And he's an actual guy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. And he calls himself the Jolly Cat.

[Ryan Foster]

Cartoon Jolly Cat.

[Dave Temple]

And he. He might as well be. He's trying to be, I think.

[Zach Amico]

And he does, like music videos. And he says he's a street comedian.

[Ryan Foster]

Oh, I gotcha.

[Zach Amico]

But he. Everyone that lives in New York long enough has a jolly cat thing.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

At one time, he. They put him up at the state. Like, people did a produce show and let him do a song at the stand. And he. I mean, he is bad. Shannon had a very bad experience with him where he, like, chased her into a store.

[Ryan Foster]

I can see that.

[Zach Amico]

But I watched him try and, like, very aggressively hit on a chicken. And on that one, I actually said. Because people weren't stepping in. And I was like, hey, that guy's a problem.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

To people. I was like, he's on. Like, there's a lot. There's, like, videos of them. And I just remember him aggressively trying to. And this girl was so trying to be nice. He's like, let me get your Phone number. Let me also have a phone. She goes, oh, my phone. She goes, I don't know my number and my phone's dead. And that.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, he's too retarded to get it.

[Zach Amico]

And he just.

[Dave Temple]

No, he gets aggressive to corner you. Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he's real. And then what wound up happened is a bunch of people got in and he flipped out, started screaming and swinging his arms around and he had a big backpack on and he went to get back on the train and get back like, he went to like curse people out and the doors closed on his backpack. So now he's like, trapped.

[Ryan Foster]

You should be wary of anybody with a big backpack, dude. Yeah, since elementary school. Too big of a book.

[Zach Amico]

An adult with a large backpack, if they are not hiking.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, you better be on an airplane.

[Dave Temple]

Like that book bag better be covered in spackle.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, exactly.

[Zach Amico]

You're like, ah, it's an issue.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, yeah, it's always.

[Dave Temple]

I used to, when I lived in Flatbush, he was always on a Q train. And oddly enough, he would be on the Q train when I was leaving Flatbush to come into the city for spots. So it's like I'm leaving my apartment like 8 o' clock on a Friday, headed into the city and he would. I don't. He gets on somewhere like I used to get on on Prospect park or Parkside Avenue. So he must have got on a church Ave or somewhere before me. But he would be harassing people. And I usually don't tolerate. He's clocking in and like, he's, he's.

[Zach Amico]

Like, he's got like a speaker, right?

[Dave Temple]

Ukulele, and he's just, hey, I'm the jolly cat.

[Ryan Foster]

I do like a mentally ill guy that puts preparation into his performance, but.

[Dave Temple]

He pressures people to tip him and pressures people to listen to him and stuff like that. And usually I don't tolerate that shit on a train. When somebody's getting aggressive, I usually try to match their energy to show them, like, you're not gonna bully me on this fucking train.

[Ryan Foster]

That's my favorite video on the train. That guy just recently was like, motherfucker, I'd like that.

[Dave Temple]

Right? Right? Yeah, yeah, you should do that. But him, I did not engage and no reason why. It was personal to me. He represents, and I feel bad saying this out loud, but. But he represents a level of failure in comedy that I just, I'm scared to even engage with at all. You know what I mean?

[Zach Amico]

Where it's like, yeah, you don't wanna get it on.

[Dave Temple]

You Exactly. When he would get on the car, I would get up and move to the next car. And he once even, because we would see each other so much. And I've seen him in front of the cellar. Like, he knows who I am. He knows I'm a comedian. And it was just one of those things where once he.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, he used to hang out inside of the cellar and like harass comics.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. Like, he would try to, you know, confront. Why do you always move? Hey, look, man, it' you got it, bro.

[Ryan Foster]

I'm showing you respect.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, I'm not. You know what I mean? Cause I feel like if I were to get into it with him, it would go too far. And it's me basically killing the demon and failing in comedy. Like, I would probably punch this man to death with some like, what the fuck? Get away from me.

[Zach Amico]

You're crying like the Santa Claus. All of a sudden you've got on bunny ears and a speaker.

[Ryan Foster]

What the fuck happened to Dave?

[Dave Temple]

You got the jolly cat on you.

[Zach Amico]

But yeah, there's been a ton of like, not, I guess, like passed around. I wouldn't call it viral, but like passed around videos of him, like just really fucking aggressively going after broads on the train.

[Ryan Foster]

He's Indian guy. Yeah, he's giving him the business.

[Zach Amico]

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[Dave Temple]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

And it's boogers.

[Ryan Foster]

My grandmom.

[Dave Temple]

Could you use it in a sentence for me, please?

[Zach Amico]

Jorge Give us a little context. Text.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. So there appeared to have been a. A released email. Hold on, let me get it. There appeared to be a released email where they said, hey, don't bring any.

[Zach Amico]

Black women to the party.

[Dave Temple]

An Epstein party, because Trump doesn't like black women and he won't go within 10ft of them. He calls them boogers. Very, very not good.

[Zach Amico]

And as you were saying earlier, how.

[Dave Temple]

You get fooled sometimes.

[Zach Amico]

No such email. God damn it. God damn it, Jorge.

[Ryan Foster]

But I know booger.

[Zach Amico]

Booger is a thing, isn't it?

[Ryan Foster]

Cuz I said when I was like, like 17, I, like, just said the word booger. My grandma was like, don't watch what you say that around. I was like, what? Apparently that was like a South Philly thing, I guess, people. Booger.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

Hey, for me, I never had heard that or after.

[Zach Amico]

The ones I've heard are Canadian and mundane days.

[Dave Temple]

Mondays. Yeah, Canadian.

[Ryan Foster]

I never heard.

[Zach Amico]

I've heard deer.

[Ryan Foster]

I've heard me deer.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I've never heard that one.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, Deer.

[Ryan Foster]

Deer. Why deer?

[Dave Temple]

Pack of deer standing on a corner. Pack of deer.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Well, because there was a cop and we. Because I was trying to convince my wife that Mondays was a slur and she had never heard of it. So I. I deep dived it and there was a cop in Boston who, like, got indicted for saying on body cam a bunch of Mondays. Wow.

[Ryan Foster]

That's another thing about cops doing crazy shit with the cam. I'm like, you know, it's on. Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

You can't expect them to be.

[Ryan Foster]

Eventually you're gonna forget about it, I guess.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

A Boston cop's gonna be a Boston cop.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

The conversations, I do love those. There was one body cam video I saw where they ended up killing a guy. Like, the guy broke into a house to do work and like, the mom lived next door of the owner of the house, but the owner of the house was in jail. So she's like, there's nobody supposed to be over there. So when the cops come, he's like, oh, no. He hired me to do some work. They're trying to verify his identity, figure out who he is, find out. Apparently he was like on parole or something, and he would have went back just for this interaction. So he ends up having a, you know, like a standoff with the cops, and he's saying he's got a gun, he's running. They end up shooting him and killing him. Long story short, they find out, like, when backup arrives and he's like, dead, they're standing over his body and they're like, yo, shit. Do you know who that is? And apparently this guy was, like, a Golden Gloves champ in their city. And they're just basically talking about how much of a problem. Like, oh, you're lucky that went the way that it did. You know what I mean? Yeah. And it's just like these cops just casually talking about how he would have fucked you up. Dude, I've seen this guy in the ring. This guy's a fucking problem.

[Ryan Foster]

Locker room talk.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. Yeah, right.

[Ryan Foster]

That sucks, that shit.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

I don't know. And then forget. You have it on.

[Zach Amico]

You had not. Have you heard Monday Monday? I've heard that one. Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, for sure.

[Zach Amico]

And the reason for it is. Is so brutally awful.

[Ryan Foster]

Because everybody hates Monday.

[Zach Amico]

Because everybody hates Monday. Nobody likes Mondays. You never heard that before.

[Dave Temple]

I've never heard that. But I'm not. I'm not surprised by the creativity.

[Zach Amico]

Nothing makes me happier than that one's at least. Like, okay. Yeah, we laugh harder than Garfield level racism.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

True.

[Ryan Foster]

That guy just stole that. Stole his whole fl.

[Zach Amico]

Buying up all the lasagna with them EBT cards.

[Dave Temple]

Cause y' all even do it. Like white people even do it to other white people. Don't you found out, like, the term coal burner. You know what a coal burner is?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. White chick that likes black.

[Dave Temple]

Right, Right. But again, the meaning behind it is basically like, the coal is valuable. She's the coal. You're burning up your value. Oh, damn. By just, like, lowering your system.

[Zach Amico]

I always assumed it was just like, they got some on them.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, that's. I thought it was like a black face thing.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

That's how dumb I am. I'm like, man, I don't even get that one.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. But it was just awesome. Yeah. You're burning your value, lady. Go ahead, do what you're going to do. You're wasting it, though.

[Ryan Foster]

That's so funny.

[Zach Amico]

I always. When I always said cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

[Dave Temple]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

I thought that was a good one.

[Ryan Foster]

What was the other one? There's a jungle bunny. Heard that one.

[Zach Amico]

There's snow bunny for white girls.

[Dave Temple]

Is that why it's called Jungle fever?

[Ryan Foster]

I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

I think in general, it's just like. Like. Like African. Like jungle fever. Yeah. Asians. Yellow fever.

[Dave Temple]

What?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

That.

[Dave Temple]

That's also what cracks me up, too, because when it comes to porn, then it gets real, like, nice. It's just like Ebony, you know what I mean? Where it's like, nah, nah, nah. Write what you want. To write. Why be. Now we're doing the nastiest thing. Write it.

[Ryan Foster]

Black guy ruins everything.

[Zach Amico]

Well, it's so funny because I remember once I had a trans friend and she told me that the word tranny was her N word. Wow. And all I could think was, worst case, I go on a lot of porn sites and I've seen it called tranny porn. I have never seen.

[Ryan Foster]

Nobody wants to click that.

[Dave Temple]

I'll just say free black porn.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, no, I'm fucking imagining trans slaves Fucking a lot of bellyaching. God damn.

[Zach Amico]

All right, we got more to go over. Here's another. This is a little gross. So I apologize, Jorge, before I do this clogged toilet. One is. This AI n. Looks real to me. All right, don't screw me, Jorge. Jorge, do not with me on this one. Maintenance worker unclogs three month clogged toilet. Another one. I figured foster as well as a workforce titan.

[Ryan Foster]

Boy, the dude I do a podcast was a plumber. And I'm like, I don't know how to fucking. You do it, dude.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, me, I can't.

[Zach Amico]

I guess you don't bite your nails on your way home.

[Dave Temple]

They make great money though.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, this is so. Apparently it says, whoa, whoa, three months and still used it.

[Ryan Foster]

Well, they definitely got a crack. You got a crack shoe line. There's dirt coming in there.

[Zach Amico]

This is like the.

[Dave Temple]

I thought we were almost done with this sound down.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, I'm like call it on the jet too.

[Dave Temple]

Holidays, dude.

[Zach Amico]

That is.

[Dave Temple]

I love how he put a plastic bag.

[Zach Amico]

How does he not have a mask on?

[Dave Temple]

Dude, they.

[Ryan Foster]

Oh, yeah. I don't know how. They probably should. This is like the plumbing equivalent to people that go on like Dr. Pimple Popper.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

And the guy's got a zit the size of that coffee cup, but he's like, dude, how did you just address this now?

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

How are you just getting to this?

[Zach Amico]

Is that. I mean, that's like biohazard.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah. This is like insane.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. What does this dude look like? Of course.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, yeah. You're not gonna walk out and see a well kept living room.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, listen, I keep my disaster in the bathroom.

[Dave Temple]

You see that?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

And there's. There's some people. It's just not even worth a victim. I mean, you know what? It's just your place now. Go ahead.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, it's over. You know, you see a mess like that, you're like, minimum two trash bags.

[Dave Temple]

In the living room.

[Ryan Foster]

Has to be.

[Zach Amico]

And then it's like, that's a like how do you. I mean, and I get you got to do your job, but there's got to be a day when you walk in on something. I quit.

[Ryan Foster]

Not worth it.

[Zach Amico]

I quit. Can't do it.

[Ryan Foster]

I've had to do that before with, like, electric work. Like, walk into a lady's house and there's like, mouse on top of the fridge, and you're like, I'm not cutting a hole here. I'm leaving. It's. I don't give a how much you're paying. I'm not doing it.

[Zach Amico]

Can't do it.

[Dave Temple]

I recently had to do this. So I've been handling a lot of affairs for my mom down in of front lately. She's not in good shape at all. And my mom has been a hoarder for years, so her house is just. It's crowded. Too much.

[Ryan Foster]

Shit.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. And then, like, she chain smokes. It's a mess. I recently discovered a hole in the ceiling in the back bedroom as well as the front. So there's some roof damage coming in. I had to have a state farm come out to, you know, assess the damage and do the claim. The adjuster was so, like, kind of creeped out and skeeved out by the place that it was just like. He just kind of took pictures and then just kind of like, did just brief measurements of the room and it was more so, like, do you mind taking a tape measure over there so that I can see just how big the room is? You know what I mean? But nice guy. He really. I didn't know he would do this. He put into consideration, like, to repair the holes and then paint everything and make the whole room match. And then obviously, to make the whole room match the paint, you have to take all of the shit out. So he put that in the quote of, like, also removing all of his shit.

[Zach Amico]

So that's him feeling bad for not.

[Ryan Foster]

Actually measuring the room.

[Dave Temple]

He was also an hour and a half late.

[Zach Amico]

So.

[Dave Temple]

White guy. Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

I was about to say, God damn, unbelievable stuff.

[Zach Amico]

I get it.

[Ryan Foster]

Gotta repay. You know what?

[Zach Amico]

This is on me, right?

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

Seems like the shoe on the other.

[Dave Temple]

Foot, he was blown away. He was like, oh, you guys are here on time and you're black and.

[Zach Amico]

You own this house.

[Dave Temple]

Yes, we do. We've been waiting for you, sir. He's like, all right, I'm gonna take care of you guys.

[Zach Amico]

There is something you always knew when you walked in as a kid to some of these houses. They had a dirt. There was a dirty house smell.

[Dave Temple]

Yes.

[Ryan Foster]

There's A vibe. It's always like a film around the baseboards.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

There's always something. You just know somebody's got in there.

[Dave Temple]

They never open the windows. They cook in the house and they just allow. People don't let the windows smell and flavor to just marinate. Especially if you got carpet. It's a. It's a mess.

[Ryan Foster]

People with carpet and too many animals. Yeah, that'll get you.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Have you. So I guess you don't really see this anymore. Did you grow up with anybody that had carpeted bathroom?

[Ryan Foster]

I've seen it, yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. It was always like a crazy color. Like pink or like. Like a light green.

[Ryan Foster]

Looks like now.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

I don't know what it started as.

[Zach Amico]

I was looking at old. We were. Me and my chick were looking at like old, like toilet stuff. And it was the fuzzy seat covers and stuff.

[Ryan Foster]

Crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Or like the vinyl seat. And I was like. Had to just be gross.

[Ryan Foster]

People didn't understand flying particles. I guess then nobody put that.

[Dave Temple]

Well, I think you're supposed like those people. If you're gonna go through all of that, you're supposed to clean a lot. You know what I mean? Like you gotta dustbuster that fuzzy toilet seat. You gotta have a window and open that shit. Some people do. Some people are like Latinas do. That's the one thing that blows my mind with Spanish women where it's like, fabuloso, baby. Yeah. That'll be the entire fucking weekend. It's just. I'm just cleaning this house. That's what you do for fun.

[Zach Amico]

The most Puerto Rican story I've ever heard is my wife's friend had a two year old who cried because she wouldn't let her drink the fabulosa. She thought it was juice.

[Ryan Foster]

That shit does look delicious.

[Zach Amico]

The most Puerto Rican snack.

[Ryan Foster]

It looks like Super Gatorade. It does almost. You're like, God damn, what are they putting in that?

[Zach Amico]

Dude, they do make it look a delicious color.

[Dave Temple]

Which is also funny. How desirable a drink that color is at that age. Now at 43. Get the fuck away from me. A blue drink.

[Ryan Foster]

I know if I drink soda I'm going to feel full as I have a monster. But that's clear. That's good stuff.

[Zach Amico]

That's a little different.

[Ryan Foster]

Monster is nice.

[Zach Amico]

Well also the white monster is the.

[Ryan Foster]

They didn't have it around the corner.

[Zach Amico]

The white. The. The white monster is the. The white trash champagne.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, true.

[Zach Amico]

This might wet. If you ever see to me like the definition of like a trucker or like anybody like Real who really works. Works. If you see a guy walk out of a gas station with two white monsters in one hand.

[Ryan Foster]

Dude.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

Doing buy two gifts.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

They're always a deal. Yeah, they're a deal.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. That guy gets his cigarettes, got the two in one hand.

[Ryan Foster]

And social media is kind of them up. It's like when, like, well, like, what's a new thing that comes out and then they all disappear. And the people, like, dudes who have been into it forever, like, these are beating up on the monster. Like, just like dudes who are going to, like, an accounting job. Like, nah, dude, I can't. You need to have partial custody to be drinking monsters.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Something I. When I played music, it was like when monster was first coming out and they sponsored us and they just dropped off. They filled up our singer's apartment.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And we. With all we drank for a year. And then I tried a regular Monster recently, and I was like, this tastes like. And I was like, oh. Cause there's not vodka in it. Yeah. I've never had it without it, but, yeah, Monster.

[Ryan Foster]

And I drank a Monster and tequila during the Super Bowl. It's delicious.

[Zach Amico]

That'll do it.

[Ryan Foster]

I didn't have anything else. I was like, all right.

[Zach Amico]

There's nothing wrong with that.

[Ryan Foster]

No, I was living.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's.

[Ryan Foster]

Watch a little Bad bunny.

[Dave Temple]

Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny.

[Zach Amico]

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[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, of course it was, man.

[Zach Amico]

The.

[Dave Temple]

The.

[Zach Amico]

The Kid rock performance.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, they did one. They did.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. They did, like, an alternative halftime show.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because, you know, people were mad that Somebody from not America was going to speak Spanish in the super bowl. As opposed to the last, like 10, who have almost all not been familiar.

[Ryan Foster]

I was like, when was the last.

[Dave Temple]

Funny, I did something. I was a part of something like that. It wasn't my idea, but I was a part of something like that. When I was in college, University of Pittsburgh, which is a huge school.

[Zach Amico]

Huge school.

[Ryan Foster]

Larry Fitzgerald, baby.

[Dave Temple]

I was there at the same time he was. So 40,000 is the student body. Which of that probably 4,000 was black at the time, Right?

[Ryan Foster]

Big football team.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So.

[Dave Temple]

Somebody. I forgot the guy's name, but he was half black, half Samoan, but he got homecoming king. And then there was like a black girl that got homecoming queen with them. And this was like, probably 2001 when I first got there. Halftime, they announced everyone's. And everyone kind of got up and walked out to go get concession.

[Ryan Foster]

Oh, they walked out. But that's the thing.

[Dave Temple]

Everyone took it as you're walking out because it's a black homecoming king and queen. So they made it a big stink about it. The Black Action Society went and requested money to have a separate black homecoming for basically these 4,000 kids that, you know, like, hey, they're not supporting us. And, you know, it's a big school. They just threw money at the problem. They threw money at the. Go have your black homecoming.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Right?

[Dave Temple]

You know what I mean? And I'll never forget, we started putting together. We booked Memphis Bleak to come perform. He was hot at the time. This was like 2002. Yeah. He's like coming off. Is that your chick? All of that shit. Gave him ridiculous amount of money as a deposit. Booked like a high end hotel room for him. Light show and everything. And what I'm telling you, Memphis Bleak didn't even get on the plane to show up for this show. And it was just like the university just kind of looked at it. It's like, okay, are you guys done trying to throw your own little thing? I'm a Bob. You want to get with the rest of the fucking school here or what?

[Ryan Foster]

You know?

[Dave Temple]

And he was like, all right, fine.

[Zach Amico]

Marching band showed up.

[Dave Temple]

But it was just a weird thing on some. Like, we need our own thing. All right, all right. What do you. What do you need? What do you want to do? We want to have rappers. Fine, fine. Have a rapper. Con. He didn't even fucking show up.

[Zach Amico]

You're telling me it wasn't a staged reading or anything?

[Dave Temple]

And it was crazy. He had no worries about breaking that contract. I don't know what happened happen with that.

[Ryan Foster]

You know, that level of confidence rocks.

[Dave Temple]

I don't know whether it's like, confidence or just dysfunction. Either way, it's amazing. I would love to show up to important events like super bowl, just late, drunk, or not at all.

[Ryan Foster]

You know, like, then Iverson just went to, like, a Make a Wish in Australia and just didn't talk to any of the kids. You hear about that. He, like, didn't come out. He was in, like, a podcast room with a venue or whatever it was.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

And people were like, we drove like, six hours, guys to come say, I can't do the accent. But they're like, those are.

[Dave Temple]

Those are everybody complex. The ones who just wouldn't sign for kids and just tell them, Mike Tyson, Charles Barkley, all those guys. I'm not your role model. I'm not your father. Get the away from you.

[Ryan Foster]

My family still hates Pete Rose for not signing my Aunt Kickies thing outside of a wawa.

[Zach Amico]

Pete.

[Ryan Foster]

I'm like, yeah, dude. You know how many times you got to do that a day? Eventually you're gonna be like, all right, these kids.

[Zach Amico]

I think if it's a kid, you do it depending on the kids.

[Dave Temple]

See, now there's a lot of kids. I do not like Charles Barkley. And like, anybody in Philly knows this because he has a place, like, and he hangs out in Manion.

[Ryan Foster]

I saw him out, you know the Great Broom?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I ran it.

[Dave Temple]

He will buy. He will pay for everyone's tab. If you were. If you catch him in there, him and his wife, he'll buy everybody's head. Leave him the alone. Yeah, but he will pay for everyone's food and everyone's drink. You know what I mean? And you go like, okay, he's not an asshole. He's just like, yeah, he picks and chooses, and he has that right.

[Zach Amico]

It's gotta be very overwhelming. Like, for me, it's guys, it happened to wrestlers.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And like, there's just fucking days, like, if they're at the airport and they got a stack of shit, fuck you.

[Ryan Foster]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If you're eating, fuck you. You wait till somebody's done eating.

[Ryan Foster]

It's insanity.

[Dave Temple]

You ever see those videos where, like, people walk up to Jay Z with a baseball, like, can you sign this? And he's like, I don't even play baseball.

[Ryan Foster]

What is wrong with you?

[Zach Amico]

Bob Backlund back in the day used to ask. Ask kids to name all the presidents, and if they could, he would give what. He would sign whatever.

[Ryan Foster]

I like when they go up and just know somebody's famous.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

And they don't know what you're from. You ever see those videos? And they're like, oh, I hate.

[Dave Temple]

Who am I?

[Ryan Foster]

They're like, dude, off.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

No idea.

[Ryan Foster]

You don't even know who I am. You just want it because somebody else is getting it.

[Dave Temple]

We get that all the time down at the Cellar, man. Like, people will just. Just walk up and be like. Especially if there's like a black SUV out front.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

People just walk up and just start milling around like, hey, who's here tonight? Who's here? Do you have a ticket or not? Is there someone famous in here?

[Ryan Foster]

Motherfucker. People are crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Now, that being said, I will. I want to pump up somebody that I saw. Be a fucking G. He was a wrestler named Mr. Kennedy. Now he's Mr. Anderson. But when he's a WWE, he's Mr. Kennedy. And there we were backstage at a show, leaving the shower in the parking lot. It was fucking freezing. It was Detroit a couple weeks ago, months ago. Now it's so cold. And a guy with down syndrome came up to Mr. Kennedy and wanted to do. Because Mr. Kenny would do, like, a big announcement for himself. He would, like, announce himself. It was like a big pump and circumstance kind of thing. And the kid did it, wanted to do it for him. And this was going to his car in a T shirt. And he stood there and he gave this kid. Kid five minutes. Wow.

[Ryan Foster]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

He stood there and just let this kid go. Huh? And I was like, man, the patience. That is a cold is tough.

[Ryan Foster]

That is brutal.

[Zach Amico]

He was a dude. This kid was a pain in the dick, too.

[Ryan Foster]

It's like alley cat.

[Zach Amico]

He was trying to. Jolly cat is jolly cow. No, this kid out here, too.

[Ryan Foster]

This is crazy.

[Zach Amico]

This kid was literally just. He was. He was trying to get in through the back door to try and meet insane clown Posy. And he was just really.

[Ryan Foster]

That's probably the sickest down syndrome kid of ever. They're usually so sweet. He's at the ICP and he.

[Zach Amico]

And he just wouldn't leave. And dude, Mr. Kennedy was so goddamn nice to him. I'm like, that is a. That is a test of a man.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't.

[Ryan Foster]

What are you going to do? They're so sweet. It's like kicking a puppy. Dude, just get to your. Do your speech.

[Dave Temple]

God bless all the dudes that have been sticking around for that lately, too. Like, the uptick in, like, down syndrome and autism and his, like, dad Sticking around. When I was a kid, there was a lot of like, autistic kids, like at church, but, like, no dad around.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I think they say that if you have a autistic or special needs kid. Kid, the rate of divorce is crazy.

[Ryan Foster]

Dude. I have an autistic little sister, and that is brutal.

[Zach Amico]

If you have an autistic kid, it's like a. It's got a much higher chance of. It really is a. A detriment to the marriage.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, that's. It's like having a bad dog forever, bruh.

[Dave Temple]

We talked about this on our show. Me and my wife adopted a dog. We had it for seven days and then we took it back. Nothing wrong. It was just like, we don't want to give this level of focus.

[Ryan Foster]

You don't drive with the family?

[Dave Temple]

Well, no, no, she was great. It was just. We were. All of our energy and attention was going to her. It was like, you know, we could sit on the couch to cuddle and watch a. Watch a TV show. Dog get up, walk around. Both me and my wife now, we're just watching to see the. She's looking to piss. Is she looking to shit? You know, it was like, you're too high maintenance.

[Ryan Foster]

We're watching some problems.

[Dave Temple]

Cause we were doing everything we were supposed to do and it got to the point it was like, oh, we're not getting anything done. You know, now we're just like catering to the dog's needs all day long.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Was it a big dog or little dog?

[Dave Temple]

She was. She was going to be big. She was 37 pounds. She was only seven months old. And that was the other thing.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like big dog in New York City is really asking for.

[Ryan Foster]

And you're adult.

[Dave Temple]

That's what we were telling.

[Zach Amico]

They got to run around and dude.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Then they. That's when you get the snappy ones, the mean ones. I feel like they're not getting the. They. They got to run around the woods and they got to go to a park every day. They got to get that out, dude.

[Dave Temple]

That's what we were saying.

[Ryan Foster]

Like, start saying the N word on the train. Get him into the fucking. You gotta get him in the woods.

[Dave Temple]

But that's what we say. Cause a lot of people have justice for it. And it was like, well, before you get mad at us, that dog was found in Georgia, the state. Georgia. Someone thought it was a good idea to put it on a bus and send it to New York and go, eh, someone up there will figure it out. Nah, nah, man.

[Ryan Foster]

What a dickhead. Who the fuck?

[Zach Amico]

Forgive me if this is a hack bit and it's been done before, but I would love right now, Jorge, if you could bring up up a picture and list of different dog breeds. Can we figure out right now which breeds of dogs would be allowed to say the N word?

[Dave Temple]

Okay.

[Ryan Foster]

Nobody's ever done this.

[Zach Amico]

Has anybody done this? I don't know.

[Ryan Foster]

I don't think so.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, but what breed are loud or not or most likely because he's just basically. And I guess I'll be the voice of black reason where that's what I would.

[Zach Amico]

That's what I would hope.

[Ryan Foster]

Thank you.

[Dave Temple]

I just don't like the way he look, you know what I mean? You know, we randomly invite people to the cookout, you know, depending on whether we like the way they dance, whether we like their shoes, it could be a weird thing. And then we give our passes for so.

[Zach Amico]

So I do so obviously. Pit bull, Rottweiler, without a doubt.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're pretty much our dogs now at this point.

[Ryan Foster]

Most racist German shepherds. Like a Malinois.

[Zach Amico]

German shepherd says it.

[Ryan Foster]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

All right, here we go. Labrador. No way.

[Dave Temple]

Nah, not the, not the golden ones. Bulldog, Maybe the black ones.

[Ryan Foster]

Bulldog's too cute.

[Dave Temple]

Let him say he wants. Here's the crazy thing. German shepherd, I feel like he does say. But I'm not down with it. Yeah, but he's a big ass dog. Because German shepherds, they always got that look of like, ooh, you. I don't know if you know what I did or not.

[Zach Amico]

Golden retriever. No way.

[Dave Temple]

Nah, nah.

[Zach Amico]

Doberman pitcher.

[Dave Temple]

Yes, yes. Those were always in Traffical. The henchmen. Guard dog.

[Zach Amico]

You know what I mean?

[Dave Temple]

Every time they showed you that black villain with the suit and the gold chain, he always had those kind of dogs around him.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

You know what? Yes. Because he's Chinese.

[Ryan Foster]

That's what I was gonna say.

[Dave Temple]

It's not gonna come out.

[Zach Amico]

Hurry up and walk.

[Ryan Foster]

He's saying the out of it too.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

He's saying shooting people off roofs, if you catch my drift.

[Zach Amico]

Boxer boxing might get it.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. But I feel like it's a case by case basis. We need to see the boxer's behavior, like whether the boxer's cool or not. Cuz I feel like there could be some.

[Ryan Foster]

It's like two different prep.

[Dave Temple]

Italians. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very much speaking of Italians, the boxers are like. Are like Dominicans where it's like, how are they. Whether the boxer identifies as close to black or not.

[Zach Amico]

If it's a poppy boxer. Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

All right.

[Zach Amico]

Bulldog.

[Ryan Foster]

See what kind of jeans it wears.

[Dave Temple]

Hell no. The bulldog gives me north Jersey Italian vibe. Look at him just sitting here eating spaghetti.

[Ryan Foster]

See, I think he's cute.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he is.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. I'm sure everyone loves Tony.

[Ryan Foster]

He might say it, but, like, he's from a different time.

[Zach Amico]

Y.

[Ryan Foster]

Exactly.

[Zach Amico]

Exactly.

[Dave Temple]

That's what you say. I don't like it. I don't like.

[Zach Amico]

As someone who breathes like both a bulldog and Tony Soprano, the bulldog does not say it. I don't think. I don't think the bulldog gets a pass.

[Ryan Foster]

Even if he does, his restaurant is so good.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. The beagle. He is usually alerting his white owner out there that they're in the vicinity.

[Zach Amico]

Rottweiler across the board. Chihuahua.

[Ryan Foster]

Racist Mexican guaranteed, right?

[Dave Temple]

Ooh. You know what? I think the chihuahua says it, but he deals with the consequences. Meaning, like, he will get kicked. He will get hit or whatever, but he's on.

[Ryan Foster]

He's staying on the train. When he says.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, do I feel like chihuahua? It's like the way vatos can say it.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

There's a lot of debate about that.

[Zach Amico]

There is, yeah.

[Dave Temple]

Mastiff. I would accept it, but I feel like he doesn't do it. I feel like the mastiff's gotta.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he's like a guy you try.

[Ryan Foster]

To get to say.

[Dave Temple]

It's that.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he's got a bad name.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It's like naim tries to get me.

[Ryan Foster]

To say it all the time. Like, dude, I'm not doing this on camera. I'm not doing it.

[Zach Amico]

A mastiff is like a guy who played football with a lot of black guys.

[Dave Temple]

He's got the respect. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But he still. Does he still. He can't say it, but he's been in a lot of locker rooms.

[Dave Temple]

Right, right, right. And he hears it all the time. Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He wraps it. Oh, rap. It's just the spots.

[Ryan Foster]

What side of the bed did he wake up on?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I mean, the only reason that dalmatian says it is because he's a firefighter.

[Ryan Foster]

Works, right?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it depends on where he works.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

[Ryan Foster]

Nature first.

[Dave Temple]

Nurture thing for the dalmatian. They're also coming across like a mixed breed to me. So I feel like it depends on who's your dad. Is your dad the black one or your mom?

[Ryan Foster]

He's a dalmatian. How do they even.

[Zach Amico]

So here's my question.

[Ryan Foster]

I know an Italian lady would not like it.

[Zach Amico]

The only.

[Ryan Foster]

I'M not a fan.

[Zach Amico]

The argument for me is that they can have 101 kids.

[Ryan Foster]

Solid point there. Point Zach.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, that was fun and silly. All right, we got one or two more things getting at it. Oh, dude, let's do this one. So you guys, I've been following this on the show. Are you guys familiar with the iguana thing going on in Florida? No. So Florida has been going through what's called a cold snap. It's the coldest it's been in fucking umpteen years. And the iguanas, which are huge.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They're an invasive species. They're not supposed to go up that high. They're supposed to end at like South America. Really. And somebody was breeding them and now they got a. Some communities got an issue and they're an invasive. Like, like when the Simpsons brought a bullfrog to Australia. And these are in the trees and.

[Dave Temple]

They'Re big, falling off.

[Ryan Foster]

But yeah, they get like £20, right. They get like shoes.

[Dave Temple]

They get big.

[Zach Amico]

But they're frozen so they're not dying. But they, they're slow as they can't really move.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because they're cold blooded.

[Ryan Foster]

They're slothing out.

[Zach Amico]

They. Dude, they're moving like. Oh, but they're just falling out of trees. Yeah. So they're. People are collecting them and turning them in to get up for like a rebate or whatever.

[Dave Temple]

Like you collected cans, 5 cent deposit.

[Zach Amico]

Because an invasive species, they're being encouraged to collect them and bring them in to either be relocated. We're only probably euthanized.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Ryan Foster]

Retired Jewish guys are probably all over that. Well, it's.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, it's entrepreneurs. Oh no, it's entrepreneurs.

[Ryan Foster]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And I'm talking car full, the whole dashboard, the whole back seat, piles of these big.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

Shopping carts. Fully things.

[Zach Amico]

And I mean they're picking up 50 and they're big.

[Dave Temple]

What is it?

[Ryan Foster]

Don't they fall out in the car?

[Zach Amico]

That's what I'm afraid of.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I'm like these. I think they got a While you got. I think you have a time period.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I imagine maybe you're the person if you had a.

[Dave Temple]

That puts 50 frozen lizards in your car. I don't even think you're scared of them moving around and warming up. Like clearly you have an immunity or.

[Ryan Foster]

You know, that's like. I don't consider myself a pussy, but like rats will bother me. I'm not putting an iguana in my fucking car, dude.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, one fell on me the last time I was in Florida. Every Time I'm in Florida. Every time. This is my love hate relationship with Florida. Every time I go the first 48 hours, I'm like. Like, it's fucking nice here. Like, why don't we come to Florida more? And in 72, Florida starts. Florida, it'll either start this weird sporadic raining shit all day long, or like a fucking lizard will fall out of a tree and just land on your shoulder.

[Ryan Foster]

Are people getting fucked up from these.

[Dave Temple]

Things falling like coconut? Most of them are used to it. It freaked me the fuck out, you know what I mean? And it just made me look like a bitch.

[Zach Amico]

And so we had found a pizza place. I'm y', all, that was trading. If you gave them an iguana, you got a pie. And it was specifically called the Everglades Pie. And it's venison, bacon, and iguana.

[Dave Temple]

I'll get the fuck out of here.

[Ryan Foster]

I was gonna say I'm not eating.

[Zach Amico]

Funky, but now we have a new place. This is a guy. They are on this. They're making iguana tacos because they're so easy to catch. This is a new meat source. Yeah, for the street food.

[Ryan Foster]

Probably crushing it.

[Zach Amico]

Some iguana taco belled here in South.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Florida that iguanas like this one are falling out of the trees. So today we're making iguana tacos. Green iguanas are an invasive species here that compete with our native wildlife for resources. But because they're not from here, they aren't adapted to the cold. So when we get these cold fronts, they become too cold and they fall straight out of the trees. Whenever we have these cold fronts and they start falling down, a lot of people will go out and collect them to help control the number number in the population. But they do have the nickname chicken of the trees because they're absolutely delicious. So rather than let this one go to waste, we're gonna make tacos.

[Dave Temple]

I just can't believe that such an articulate person is just handling a lizard like this and he's just gonna go make lizard tacos and eat it.

[Ryan Foster]

He strikes me as too gay.

[Dave Temple]

Right, right, right.

[Ryan Foster]

Eating lizards out of a tree. I want a twang in your voice. I want like one of them gumbo cooking guys. Like, I'm tell you something about these goddamn right.

[Zach Amico]

The kind of guy that cooks with an ore for real, you know what I mean?

[Ryan Foster]

This kid looks fucking Mormon. This is like some kind of population control they're trying to do.

[Zach Amico]

All right, let's see this iguana.

[Ryan Foster]

Perfect north face.

[Dave Temple]

It shouldn't have.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

It's a good thing I managed to remove this one when I did because inside I found over 20 eggs. So by removing this one iguana, we've actually saved the environment from over 20 iguanas come spring. And you guys know that I like to waste as little as possible. So in addition to making the tacos, I'm also going to try to preserve the skin. And any leftovers are used as crab trap bait. So zero waste. First things first. I filled the pot with water and added onion, garlic, a bay leaf and some salt. Once it was at a low simmer, I added in the iguana meat. And we're going to let this cook on low heat for the next 30 minutes.

[Ryan Foster]

Look at his house.

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Like this. You give it flavor and tenderize it. After 30 minutes, I removed the iguana meat, set it to the side so that it could cool down, and then added the iguana eggs to the hot water to soft boil. Then I added the soft boiled iguana eggs with some avocado, some garlic cloves, a little olive oil, salt and lime juice and gave it a good mix.

[Ryan Foster]

He's making a iguana aioli or whatever the.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Next. I removed all the iguana meat from the bone, added in my favorite seasonings, and tossed it into the frying pan so that it could get nice and crispy. I like to let the edges crisp up until they look something like this in the leftover oil. I crisped up some tortillas then I don't hate this. Red onions, jalapeno and cilantro trout. And then drizzled on our sauce.

[Dave Temple]

Restaurant level plates in his house.

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Now it's time to see how they taste this sophisticated.

[Ryan Foster]

That fridge freezer is so expensive.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Hey, and bon appetit.

[Dave Temple]

Bon appetit.

[Ryan Foster]

Perfect.

[Dave Temple]

Who taught you that? Redneck.

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Now that right there is a Florida man taco. If you can't beat him, eat them.

[Zach Amico]

The way he put the taco in front of his hand like an influencer does. Like when girls show makeup.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That makes me think this is what this guy does.

[Ryan Foster]

Something's going on. He's working for Big Iguana or something. I don't know what the fuck this dude's doing.

[Zach Amico]

Listen, I've watched a lot of rednecks cooking. Shit. Yeah, I'm a fan. I'm a big fan. One of my favorite shows I've ever watched is Larry the Cable Guys Only in America.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

As essentially like a History channel version of Dirty job, okay. Where he just go. And he went to like, you know, where they. They skin alligators. And you see them, like inflate them with air to get the skin blown up.

[Ryan Foster]

That shit's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, a bunch of crazy cool shit. And he did a whole episode on sharpshooters. And basically he goes into the American Revolution.

[Dave Temple]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And because first he trains with snipers and is the goal is he's got the ghillie suit, the whole fucking deal. And it's the contest they give him is how they graduate, which is, can you shoot a coin from across a football field?

[Dave Temple]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

He does that. But then he goes and hangs out with rednecks who are cooking squirrel.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he pays some kid to eat the squirrel's balls and all this shit. But basically the story goes into. One of the reasons the American. The. The American Revolution was such a. For the British, they didn't have snipers. That was not a thing. Oh, because they didn't have small game hunters.

[Ryan Foster]

I was gonna say they have squirrels over there.

[Zach Amico]

They didn't have small game hunters over here. We had. We were just sending redneck. We were just sending retards out who ate squirrel and rabbit.

[Ryan Foster]

Monster drinkers.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, real monster drinkers.

[Ryan Foster]

Getting busy over there. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Who could hang out in a tree and get you from far away.

[Dave Temple]

Can I start using that as the derogatory term for white people? Monster drinkers.

[Ryan Foster]

Finally made one.

[Zach Amico]

Finally. But from across.

[Ryan Foster]

We've been fucking you guys over for hundreds of years. And look what I do for you.

[Dave Temple]

Real monster drinkers.

[Zach Amico]

So these fucking assholes show up in red every other battle's been. We walk 10ft away from you and load our musket.

[Ryan Foster]

You're wearing high vis to them.

[Zach Amico]

And now got these crazy rednecks and trees that are picking you off trouble. And they're going, who the is they? They didn't exist in their culture.

[Ryan Foster]

Wild yipping in the woods.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, that's the one thing you gotta love about leaving poor people to themselves. Like, I know sometimes we get upset and want to help out, like, oh, we gotta do something.

[Zach Amico]

They're poor.

[Dave Temple]

Like, nah, they got it. Yeah, they're gonna figure something out there and we're gonna really need that. You know what I mean? Like, let them figure it out.

[Ryan Foster]

Some of the British come back.

[Zach Amico]

Some things look terrifying. Neutral rat looks tough.

[Ryan Foster]

Oh, those are per. Dude, they're petrifying, but like, there's big, huge chupacabra looking things.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, that. They're like the copy. But they're They're. They're like hood copy bars.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah. They're like Louisiana rats.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

That.

[Ryan Foster]

You ever seen them?

[Zach Amico]

Bring up a. We'll end on this. Jorge, could you bring up a new track and BC if you can find. I didn't Steve O eat nutrit on Jackass. Or in the Stevo video.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

With Pontius or whatever the fuck.

[Dave Temple]

Dude.

[Ryan Foster]

It's like the size of like a bulldog. They're like bigger than a bulldog.

[Zach Amico]

A rat. They're huge. Scary.

[Dave Temple]

They're here in America and they're swimming around.

[Ryan Foster]

We dip it in there. Right? Don't they dip their noses in the water and they're gross.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And when you see. And they. They boil them. But you. It really. It almost looks worse.

[Ryan Foster]

I'm not a fan of boiled meat. Really. There's not that many boiled meats.

[Zach Amico]

I like.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah. I guess not.

[Ryan Foster]

Chicken noodle soup. Yeah. Stuba. But like. Like that. I'm like. Nah, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Cory, you got a neutral rat for us?

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah. Get the out of my face.

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[Dave Temple]

See the difference between this guy and the last guy?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

Exactly. That's what I'm looking for if you're eating iguana. Orange teeth.

[Zach Amico]

Right? Look at the teeth on this thing.

[Ryan Foster]

Probably should watch my fingers because they. They can take off.

[Dave Temple]

Is it alive?

[Zach Amico]

They sure can.

[Ryan Foster]

I see quite a few dollar mar.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Like a gerbil or a hamster.

[Ryan Foster]

They have this curse almost where they.

[Dave Temple]

Always have to be using their teeth.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Or else their teeth actually get too big.

[Ryan Foster]

And so they're always gnawing on things.

[Dave Temple]

It's like two. Two pliers.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Two knives that smash together and they.

[Ryan Foster]

Cut up the foliage. They cut anything. Including fingers.

[Dave Temple]

Right. Keep my hand away.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Because sometimes they still bite when they're dead.

[Zach Amico]

All right.

[Ryan Foster]

Of course they do.

[Dave Temple]

And the fact that he has that kind of experience.

[Ryan Foster]

Yes. I hope this thing bites his.

[Dave Temple]

Jesus Christ.

[Zach Amico]

Man. Glass and some sk.

[Ryan Foster]

That's what I'm.

[Dave Temple]

Thank you.

[Zach Amico]

No problem.

[Dave Temple]

Thank you.

[Ryan Foster]

It's a monster. Drinker.

[Zach Amico]

Keep my clothes clean.

[Ryan Foster]

You ever notice these guys always have a hell of a head of hair?

[Zach Amico]

That's what I'm talking.

[Ryan Foster]

Like 80 years old.

[Dave Temple]

And stay out of my.

[Ryan Foster]

P.S.

[Dave Temple]

Will you marry me.

[Zach Amico]

Skerrott?

[Dave Temple]

Your hubby?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. No.

[Dave Temple]

I'm the hobby.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

It's my wife.

[Zach Amico]

Honey Bun.

[Dave Temple]

Honey bun.

[Zach Amico]

Honey Bun. It's your honey bun.

[Ryan Foster]

Honey Bun. Looking for something to eat.

[Zach Amico]

I breathe. That's why she's looking in that window.

[Dave Temple]

She's hungry.

[Ryan Foster]

I don't know.

[Dave Temple]

I don't know how much.

[Ryan Foster]

You're joking.

[Dave Temple]

You could have a wig and a wedding.

[Ryan Foster]

Monstrous.

[Zach Amico]

Listen, you would have seen this guy.

[Ryan Foster]

Needs a podcast fly. Somebody down there compliments. You know what, Sker?

[Dave Temple]

I always smoke for a big life change.

[Zach Amico]

Lighting the cigar with that is rules.

[Dave Temple]

She had dudes is crazy. Crazy.

[Zach Amico]

These guys are having a good time.

[Ryan Foster]

Let me see how he cooks. Iguana. That's what I'm looking for.

[Dave Temple]

With the campfire now lit, we add the last ingredient.

[Ryan Foster]

Modelo.

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The magic ingredient. Beer.

[Zach Amico]

Come what night?

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah, dude.

[Dave Temple]

Nah, right out the pot too plating it.

[Zach Amico]

By the way, that looks like what they took out of that toilet.

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

For real.

[Ryan Foster]

There's no pico de gallo in there.

[Zach Amico]

Look at this guy.

[Ryan Foster]

He's just in a garage.

[Dave Temple]

Paper plate. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, give me the big chunks, man.

[Zach Amico]

It's never good when there's a. When there's a giant can of. When there's a metal can of oil.

[Dave Temple]

Next to the bayou not a vegetable insight, okay?

[Ryan Foster]

Don't get no better than this.

[Zach Amico]

Men are so timid. I like how.

[Dave Temple]

How Skeeter makes this other guy look way more sophisticated now. You know what I mean?

[Ryan Foster]

Yeah.

[Dave Temple]

We just watched this guy carry a rat by his tail out of the swamp, and now he looks almost British.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he looks like he has a fucking Fortune 500 company.

[Ryan Foster]

Next to Skeeter, he's a billionaire sitting next to Ski.

[Zach Amico]

She's starving too. Yeah, she's starving.

[Dave Temple]

There you go, Tots.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Look.

[Ryan Foster]

Look at that. See, I'd like to drink 80 beers with that guy.

[Zach Amico]

Oh.

[Dave Temple]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan Foster]

Until you see, you started to look around like, what the fuck did I say? How the fuck.

[Zach Amico]

What I'm afraid of is what comes out after a couple beer when he. When he's got a jar or something.

[Dave Temple]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You know, it don't make you blind.

[Ryan Foster]

He used to look across the bonfire. Some guy's just grinning at you. Weird. I gotta get out of here, dude.

[Zach Amico]

All right, guys, that's our show. Thank you so much. Oh, let's do plugs real quick. I apologize. Hit that plug. Music, buddy. Dave, what do you want people to check out?

[Dave Temple]

Check out my podcast here at the network. No need for apologies. Every Monday at 4.5pm and follow me on the social medias at. I'm Dave Temple.

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic. Mr. Flosta.

[Ryan Foster]

Check out Workforce Titans, dude. Do my buddy Tubbs. Check that shit out. I'm Ryan L. Foster, underscore on Instagram. I'm at Punchline all week in the next couple weeks. So come see the boy.

[Zach Amico]

Hell yeah. Instagram Zach is not funny. Punch up live Zach Amico for my dates. I'm gonna be doing a co headlining tour soon with my brother Crack Amico. And hey if you like this show go to gas digital.com today use my promo code Zoo. You get your episodes early ad free and uncensored. You get the live chat, you get the archives. Thousands of hours of all your favorite cast digital shows and you get our Friday bonus episode. That's right. We do three of these a week. If you want all three you gotta subscribe. But regardless, thank you so much for watching the show. However you consume it, truly enjoy it. And thank you so much for my wonderful guests from Workforce Titans, Ryan Foster from no need for Apologies, Dave Temple and we will be back for our bonus episode on Friday Day. Goodbye.

[Ryan Foster]

Peace.

[Zach Amico]

The fun's begun. No sleeping in. Noon is morning time to him pop B Go chug it down. Just like your favorite OB clown. Grab a call and join the crew. It's AO morning too. It's a go morning too.

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