0091. Best Of ZOO (Mark Normand, Ian Fidance, Colum Tyrrell, Ian Fidance and More!

Summary

Zac Amico's Morning Zoo - Episode 0091: Best Of ZOO (Mark Normand, Ian Fidance, Colum Tyrrell, Ian Fidance and More!)

Podcast: Zac Amico's Morning Zoo
Host: Zac Amico
Date: Feb 27, 2026
Producer/Participants: Shannon + rotating cast (including Mark Normand, Ian Fidance, Colum Tyrrell, others)

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Episode Overview

This "Best of" edition of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo brings together some of the wildest and funniest moments from recent shows, featuring Zac and an irreverent panel of comics and friends. The episode is a chaotic, comedic ride through fast food debates, celebrity gossip, black comedy show culture, insane news stories, and more. Expect gleeful disrespect for propriety, a parade of insane anecdotes, and the signature "unhinged drive-time" energy that makes the Morning Zoo a favorite for anyone who loves stand-up, pop culture dirt, and boundary-pushing banter.

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Key Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. The Great Fast Food Taco Debate

[01:14–07:59]

• Prompt: All Recipes ranked fast food tacos; the crew tries to guess the top contenders and share personal favorites and horror stories.
• Key Points:
  • Jack in the Box tacos: Simultaneously beloved and reviled for their greasy, deep-fried, "high at 1am" energy.
    • Zac: "I love the Jack in the Box taco, but it is without a shadow of a doubt, absolutely dog@#$%." [01:54]
    • Consensus: Grease-laden, shameful, but irresistible late night eats.
  • Taco nostalgia: Stories about Rutgers’ "Grease Truck" fat sandwiches.
    • Zac: "Fries on a sandwich is never good. You take three bites of it, you're like, this is too much." [04:24]
  • Top taco chains named: Del Taco, Chipotle (honorable mention), Qdoba, Hardee's Red Burrito, Taco Bell, Torchy’s, and Jack in the Box.
    • Shannon reveals the actual All Recipes taco list step by step.
  • Memorable exchange about Jack in the Box Tiny Tacos, ordering in late-night boxes, and Zac’s first hermit crab ("Mr. Chow Main"). [07:55]

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2. Wild Comedy Show Stories & Black Comedy Names

[09:13–15:18]

• Zac and the gang reminisce about wild black comedy club shows, memorable comic names (e.g., "Comedian Country Boy E. Fudge," "Hamburger"), and the absurdities of the live comedy scene.
  • Zac: "Her whole family...started pulling out boxes of homemade Misconduct T-shirts and making a merch booth in front of me, front row, dead center." [12:27]
• They introduce "Red Bone," a white comic famous for his Bernie Mac-esque black club sets and for appearing in Rob Zombie’s The Devil’s Rejects.
  • Zac: "We brought him up to mock him. That guy killed. That guy. That guy gets some black." [16:09]

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3. Pop Culture Gaps & Riffing on Celebrities

[19:01–26:12]

• The panel debates the crossover fame of Mike Myers (Austin Powers) and Kelsey Grammer (Frasier), revealing humorous generation and race-driven gaps in pop culture awareness.
  • Notable exchange:
    • Zac: "I’m not saying he’s not famous. I’m saying I didn’t know his name." [21:05]
    • Panelist A: "If you went to Baltimore and walked around the hood and saw a picture of him, most people would be like, oh, that’s Austin Powers. They’re not gonna be like, oh, that’s Mike Myers." [20:51]
  • This snowballs into confusion over Kelsey Grammer’s family tragedy, with the panel repeatedly clarifying who he actually is ("Frasier") and poking fun at how little some know about classic TV and movies.

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4. Diddy Trial & "Freak Off" Speculation

[27:21–34:29]

• The group riffs hard on the Diddy trial (P. Diddy), discussing the trial’s allegations, wild rumors about celebrity blackmail, "freak offs," and sordid industry tales.
  • Zac: "If he’s doing it to [Cassie], he probably has order...I’m sure all people on his record label." [33:07]
  • Ian: "He probably threw these freak offs, had a room upstairs, Beyonce went in, thinking it was fun...Next thing you know, there’s a video of her getting dicked in the @#$." [33:12]
• Sidebar on how the media covers trials, with Zac describing surreal scenes outside the courthouse. [34:00+]
  • "Yells at the news lady, 'A man is talking,' which is hilarious. That's so funny because he's so homeless and crazy." [34:55]

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5. Celebrity Tipping – Who’s Good, Who’s Terrible?

[36:52–53:08]

• "Behind the scenes" service industry stories, rating celebrities based on how they tip.
  • Outstanding tippers: Pedro Pascal, Adam Levine, Usher, Brad Wilk, Jim Belushi, T-Pain (once tipped $2,000 on an $800 bill), Bruce Willis (100% tip, on card and in cash), Kenan Thompson (100% at an NYC nightclub), Sebastian Stan ($1,000 for everyone on set), Lady Gaga’s boyfriend ($700 on a $42 bill), Jessica Simpson (50% and a birthday card).
  • Terrible tippers: Diddy ("worst was Diddy"), Meghan Trainor, "City Girls" ($30 on a $300 bill).
  • Quotes:
    • Zac: "If you use [Kratom] for one of its many benefits, the only place in the world to get it is yocratum.com, home of the $60 kilo." [36:03 - product placement banter]
    • Zac: "If you stay [at a hotel], do you leave money in the room? ... I read recently that housekeepers don’t get paid hourly, they get paid per room." [42:00]

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6. Service Industry Real Talk

[41:49–44:44]

• Moving from celebrities, the group swaps service horror stories, including hotel room disasters (blood on sheets, over-tipping after festival weekends, wellness checks post-skankfest).
  • Zac: "One bed is for sleeping. One bed is for masturbating and eating. That’s how I split up my bed." [43:31]
  • Wellness check after staying locked in his room for 36 hours.

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7. News of the Weird: "Prank" Gone Knife-Wieldingly Wrong

[54:19–61:20]

• Zac presents an actual news story: a man attacks his ex-girlfriend wearing her underwear as a mask and wielding a knife, bizarrely claiming it was "to ease the tension" and open a conversation.
  • Panel can’t stop laughing at the absurd crime and interrogates logistics, including his choice of underwear-as-disguise and how the victim failed to recognize him.
  • Zac: "It was a bit of a Hail Mary." [59:29]

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8. Elephant Rampage in India

[61:35–end]

• The episode closes with a wild news rundown: a "killer elephant" that left 22 people dead in 10 days in India.
  • Wild speculation on animal madness, dangerous wildlife, and what drives an elephant to a spree.
  • "He’s the elephant running around with a boner." [64:13, Zac]

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Zac (on Jack in the Box tacos):
  "I love the Jack in the Box taco, but it is without a shadow of a doubt, absolutely dog@#$%." [01:54]

• Fast Food Grease Truck story:
  "Fries on a sandwich is never good. You take three bites of it, you're like, this is too much." [04:24]

• Red Bone stand-up riffing:
  "We brought him up to mock him. That guy killed. That guy. That guy gets some black." [16:09]

• On pop culture knowledge gaps:
  "If you went to Baltimore and walked around the hood and saw a picture of him, most people would be like, oh, that's Austin Powers. They're not gonna be like, oh, that's Mike Myers." [20:51]

• Wildest hotel etiquette:
  "One bed is for sleeping. One bed is for masturbating and eating. That’s how I split up my bed." [43:31]

• Elephant spree commentary:
  "He’s the elephant running around with a boner." [64:13]

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Memorable Rapid-Fire Topics & Bit Highlights

• Comedy club mishaps (12:27)
• Wigger comedians & "Red Bone" (13:52–16:09)
• Service worker tips & celebrity horror stories (36:52–44:44)
• Absurd news: underwear mask attacker (54:19–61:20)
• Elephant death rampage (61:35–end)

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Final Thoughts

Consistently brash, hilarious, and deeply inside the world of comedy and pop-culture absurdity, this "Best Of Zoo" collection is a top-tier highlight reel of why Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo is a favorite for comedy fans: the tangents are unpredictable, the roast energy is high, and the real-life stories always escalate from silly to insane.
If you missed the original episodes, this compilation captures all the chaos, camaraderie, and comedy that defines the Zoo—no seat belt required.

Transcript

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[Unidentified Participant D]

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[Unidentified Participant F]

Wake up, it's time to go. Zach. Amico's got a show. Animals are here to play Jokes are guests to start your day Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch sky Grab a coffee and join the

[Zach Amico]

crew

[Unidentified Participant F]

It's a morning.

[Zach Amico]

And now, since this is my show, we're going to talk about fast food. Oh yes, article came out this week. What is it? All recipes, right, Shannon?

[Shannon]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

I tried seven fast food tacos and this is the one I'll order again and again. So let's try and figure out the best fast food taco.

[Unidentified Participant I]

My first gonna be some southwestern chain we never heard.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I don't know, man. Cuz like the Jack in the Box tacos are sublime.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Really?

[Unidentified Participant D]

And like you didn't, you wouldn't expect it, but man, yeah, Jack in the Box. That's like the one thing I miss out here on the east coast is Jack in the Box.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, so I love the Jack of the Box taco, but it is without a shadow of a doubt, absolutely dog. So here's the thing. Are you familiar?

[Unidentified Participant I]

I am aware that Jack in the Box has tacos. I've been to Jack in the Box. I've had Jack in the Box egg rolls that were gross.

[Zach Amico]

So here's.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I love those too.

[Zach Amico]

Here's the thing with the Jack in the Box taco. This is what I think makes them special is they take it, they put the meat, the cheese, lettuce and tomato in it. Then they put them in the fryer.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Okay. I can see why you would want to try that and why some people would be like, this is a particular thing that I remember from when I was very high when I was younger. And it's great because I'm sure they're like two for a buck or something, right?

[Unidentified Participant D]

Pretty much.

[Zach Amico]

They're pretty there, but they're just grease. So imagine like a fried taco, but

[Unidentified Participant I]

everything by the way grease bomb is what they call Italian bombers.

[Zach Amico]

Arrived.

[Shannon]

Boom.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So they're. They're terrible. It's not the way you should make a taco.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Because the lettuce. You should not be frying lettuce.

[Unidentified Participant I]

No, no.

[Zach Amico]

It's a terrible thing.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Sure.

[Zach Amico]

But are they great? Sure.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Is it the only way Zach will eat his lettuce? So they have to.

[Zach Amico]

Do they have to fry my lettuce?

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Here comes the airplane. Also an Italian grease box.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yes.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I've never had Jack in the Box sober, and I've never had it before 1am but it's. I've always enjoyed the two things I

[Zach Amico]

will say for Jack in the Box are the tacos. And they do have all day breakfast.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Okay. That's. I mean, you need that all day

[Zach Amico]

breakfast is, to me, really sets places apart.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah. I don't know if they still have it, but they used to have, like, munchy meals that were available after 11 and where it's just like, all kinds of crazy stuff.

[Zach Amico]

It's like a stoner meal. They. I know. Snoop Dogg had one.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah. Like, have, like. It's like they make, like, a hamburger, but it's like the buns are two grilled cheeses together. So. Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Like, eat that.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Crazy. Crazy good.

[Unidentified Participant I]

It's the kind of thing where it's like, you go into a place, you're like, I'm not gonna eat too much, but they have something so weird on the menu. You're like, well, I'm not gonna not have that. You know what I mean? Like, you know. You know when you go somewhere, like, I would never want. I would never crave those Rutgers grease truck sandwiches. But if I was nearby the fat sandwich drunk, and you were just like,

[Zach Amico]

we gotta get a fat Daryl.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Yeah, we do. We just like, immediately be like, yeah, it's been years. I gotta get one of those.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant I]

And it's been a new one.

[Zach Amico]

Fries on a sandwich is never good.

[Unidentified Participant I]

No, it's never what you think.

[Zach Amico]

You take three bites of it, you're like, this is too much. Yeah. But I. I do love. But I think they're gonna go. I agree with Chris. A lot of Southwestern chains.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Maybe Del Taco.

[Unidentified Participant I]

I feel like people always talk about Del Taco.

[Zach Amico]

Del Taco is pretty all right.

[Unidentified Participant I]

It's not bad. I've had it before. It's been a long time. But I feel like I was like, this is.

[Zach Amico]

So. Let's guess what else. Because it was the top seven. I. My first guest on here is going to Be Chipotle.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Mm.

[Unidentified Participant I]

That's going to be your number one?

[Zach Amico]

I don't think it's going to be number one. I think it's definitely going to be noted as good.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Now, is this a blind taste test or.

[Zach Amico]

I think it's just their top seven.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Of the fast food tacos.

[Unidentified Participant I]

What's the name of that place in Austin that people from there talk about? That's a chain. Toasty Toasties. I feel like people from down there have, like, told me that that's like a decent taco chain, but I would say it's probably like Del Taco. I feel like that's the most common. I think that'll be number one.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. What?

[Unidentified Participant D]

There's like, Taco John's torches, maybe?

[Unidentified Participant I]

Torches. That's it.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you. So we have torches. Do you think Taco Bell makes the list?

[Unidentified Participant D]

I bet it's like one of. Yeah, I think it. I do think so. Because, like, we. We've. They get like all those fancy things, but like, just like a traditional, like, hard shell taco.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Fresh.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It's not terrible.

[Unidentified Participant D]

It's not bad. Yeah, it'll hold you over.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, so, Shannon, let's go through the list one by one.

[Shannon]

So the first. You were right. The honorable mention. Chipotle steak tacos.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Honorable mention.

[Zach Amico]

So I didn't even make tops.

[Shannon]

This is like, basically, I thought this

[Unidentified Participant I]

was going to be all boilerplate, just their taco. So now apparently you can. Well, I guess that is Chipotle. You have to choose a meat, Right? Yeah. Okay.

[Shannon]

Okay. Number six is Qdoba. Ground beef taco.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Qdoba. Never even haven't had Qdoba in years.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Oh, I think I must have p. I. I've passed them.

[Unidentified Participant F]

I've never.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I think there's one in Bushwick somewhere.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I get that. What about.

[Unidentified Participant I]

No, that's the name of a DJ at a bar.

[Zach Amico]

What about Dos Toros?

[Unidentified Participant I]

Oh, yeah, that's pretty good.

[Zach Amico]

I would say those Toros are going on there.

[Shannon]

Shannon, number five. Hardee's red burrito. Hard beef taco. Hold on.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Isn't it Carl's Jr. Out here on the east coast? No, it's Hardee's.

[Zach Amico]

I don't think it's either here.

[Unidentified Participant I]

I don't think we have either. I always wanted to try one of those Hardee's breakfast burritos that was supposedly like 12, 000 calories or something. Those are good.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I bet I haven't had that.

[Unidentified Participant I]

They looked so good. It was like bacon, sausage, ham, eggs, then like, Hash browns on it and, like, white gravy, like, on the day. It looks so good.

[Unidentified Participant D]

That's great. You're going right back to sleep for that. If you have that for breakfast. Sh.

[Zach Amico]

What do you got?

[Unidentified Participant I]

You can't be eating that, like, before you go to bed.

[Shannon]

Fourth place.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, wait, did you get the Hardy stuff?

[Shannon]

Oh, sorry. Yeah, I don't. This is the. The. It's coming up in different ways. You can share this.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, that just looks like.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Looks like a regular.

[Zach Amico]

Can you show Chris the Jack in the Box taco?

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Once again, I don't think belongs on the list because it's its own thing.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant I]

You think it's separate? It's not a taco.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. Is it? Taco?

[Unidentified Participant I]

Oh, wait a second. I have had these.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Now that I've seen an actual picture of it, I'm like, I've definitely.

[Unidentified Participant D]

It brings back those memories.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. So, Shannon, what's number four?

[Shannon]

Number four? Jack in the box. Tiny tacos.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Oh, maybe that's what I've had. They look exactly the same, but they're tiny.

[Unidentified Participant D]

They're smaller, and, like, they. I don't think they have the lettuce in them.

[Zach Amico]

Do they come in, like, a Chinese food box?

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah, or like a Chinese food box. Or like, a little, like, bag, where it's just like, a bunch of them in there.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. Yeah, I got my first hermit crab.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

There.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I got my first hermit crab in a Chinese food box. I named him Mr. Chow Main.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah, That's a good pet for a kid.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant I]

That's why my cat's name is Mushu, because it was like, man, they eat cat.

[Unidentified Participant D]

You saved him from a Chinese restaurant.

[Unidentified Participant F]

He's combo number five.

[Zach Amico]

All right, so we Jack in the box, Tiny tacos. What's next? J.

[Shannon]

Third, please.

[Unidentified Participant I]

By the way, I never knew I needed a Chinese accent. Mambo Number five.

[Zach Amico]

Football Combo number five. That definitely exists.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I bet you there is no way that does not already have a racist song parody. Yeah, Shannon, have Jorge look it up while we move on making Jorge look it up as.

[Shannon]

I found it already. I could. We could just play it real quick.

[Zach Amico]

You found it. Of course it exists.

[Shannon]

There you go.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Sound on Wang Wei Kitchen.

[Unidentified Participant E]

I love it.

[Zach Amico]

Hello.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Welcome to One Way Kitchen.

[Unidentified Participant A]

I take your order, please.

[Shannon]

I highly recommend the combo number five.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Yeah. Combo 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Everybody love a Chinese Seymour fry from the Chinese restaurant around.

[Unidentified Participant I]

There really are no new ideas.

[Zach Amico]

What are the chances that this is a white guy?

[Unidentified Participant D]

Oh, it's 100. A white guy who.

[Unidentified Participant I]

What's the name of the YouTube channel so people can find it?

[Shannon]

Charles Wissig. He has like less than 2, 000 subscribers.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Nice. An underground sensation.

[Zach Amico]

My favorite ever was Crank that Kosher Boy. Did you guys ever hear that? Did you guys see this comic Steve Brown get attacked on stage?

[Unidentified Participant C]

No.

[Zach Amico]

All right, we got, we got a, we got, we got a rogue audience.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I think I might know Steve Brown. Is he black guy from Jersey?

[Zach Amico]

I, I, let's find out.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Never heard of this person in my life.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I, I know all these guys. I'm still in the streets.

[Zach Amico]

Well, Naim got sucker punched on stage, right?

[Unidentified Participant C]

That looks like.

[Zach Amico]

Where is this? I think this is dc.

[Shannon]

Hold on. Just click away a second.

[Zach Amico]

I think this is these. I, I saw it on fox.

[Shannon]

Dc, South Carolina.

[Zach Amico]

That's what.

[Unidentified Participant D]

South Carolina might be a different guy then.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Yeah,

[Shannon]

there's sounds on.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Oh, Jesus.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Looks like.

[Unidentified Participant D]

No, no. Yo, wait, which one's the comic?

[Zach Amico]

Dude, I think the, the, the, the one without the microphone stand. No,

[Unidentified Participant C]

Bruh. Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

Let's go.

[Unidentified Participant C]

They're all up there. Urban show for sure. Let's go.

[Zach Amico]

Was he a judge?

[Unidentified Participant D]

I do love a black show.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Me too.

[Unidentified Participant D]

It's like there's a, somebody selling candles out in the lobby. There's like a guy selling fried fish over there.

[Unidentified Participant C]

There's a woman selling oils.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant C]

And, you know, it looks like the guy probably wasn't even doing that well. The audience didn't really come into.

[Unidentified Participant D]

They didn't give us.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Yeah, they're just sitting there watching.

[Unidentified Participant D]

They were like, kill him. Beat him with the mic stand.

[Zach Amico]

That was definitely a show that came with food.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And, and the food was on the flyer.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

And whatever the dinner was, it's one of two options.

[Unidentified Participant A]

The wings or shrimp.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Anything that ends with S actually ends with Z.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

On the flyer. There's like, I'm gonna take a wild guess. Say that show started late.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I'm going to take another wild guess. Steve Brown wasn't his stage name. It was the comedian. Funny guy Steve Brown or something like that. Funny MC, funny Mr. Steve Brown jokes.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Show doors open, 5pm show starts 10pm

[Zach Amico]

yeah, show really starts 1am I did a brewery. And Thomas, Alex, Thomas. Ellie drove me up and, dude, it was so funny. The, the MC was super hood, but the rest of the show wasn't love. So she brought her whole family, Right? Her name was Ms. Conduct. Oh, I love that. And her whole family. I was, I had a close, you know, Miss.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah, dude, I know all these I had a close.

[Unidentified Participant C]

You be hanging with conduct.

[Zach Amico]

Halfway through, like, 20 minutes, her mom stood up and because they were in the front row and started pulling out boxes of homemade misconduct T shirts and making a merch booth in front of me, front row, dead center, starts putting out T shirts for the MC on a brewery show.

[Unidentified Participant C]

I'm obsessed.

[Zach Amico]

And they're like, homemade, like, iron on shirts.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, it was so ballsy. I was so impressed. I was directly in front of the stage.

[Unidentified Participant D]

What's your favorite black comedian stage name you've ever heard?

[Unidentified Participant C]

Oh, well, there's a classic. Imagine. Yeah, he's in the Bronx.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Imagine.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, that one's a good one.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I mean, obviously Hamburger the legend. I did a show in Syracuse one time with a guy named comedian country boy E. Fudge. Okay, I. I forgot his whole name. When I was, like, bringing him up, he was featuring, dude. He snapped on me after he got off stage. He's like, you ruined my set. Get my name right. I think I called him E. Fudge. He's like, it's comedian country boy E. Fudge.

[Unidentified Participant C]

How dare you.

[Zach Amico]

Do you want. Do you want to. I will show you a wigger comedian that will blow your mind. Please. I. I think his is his name Red Bone.

[Shannon]

Nice.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Red band.

[Unidentified Participant F]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Zach Amico]

Can you look up comedian Red Bone and. Oh, buddy, if you want to talk about pandering. Yeah, this guy.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I'm a fan already.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, here we go.

[Unidentified Participant C]

He looks like Ken Bone.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Oh, no.

[Zach Amico]

That's what I talk about, boy. Ain't nothing wrong with going to the strip club. Whoa, whoa. I like going, but I can't think of a strip club and can't get your money.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Love him.

[Zach Amico]

You know, when you go out to eat, you want to get what you pay for.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah, I should be featured.

[Zach Amico]

Take y' all back, y'. All. White strip club and a black strip club. Dude, this is. This is exactly the bit I wanted you to get.

[Unidentified Participant A]

I do the white strip club.

[Zach Amico]

Black strip club. The difference between the white strip club and black strip club. Here I go, the white strip club, y'. All white strippers be dancing like this music.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Let's go.

[Zach Amico]

He's killing, by the way.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Murdering.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Don't show Karen this guy.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Yeah,

[Zach Amico]

Dude, he is murdering.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Give me Pleasant, man.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Wild and out. That's me on mtv. Go Red. Go red.

[Zach Amico]

Thank God Red Bone know some brothers now.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Let me see, Let me see. Black shirt Club.

[Zach Amico]

If you don't think he is about to do a full performance.

[Unidentified Participant C]

I'm ready.

[Zach Amico]

I'm Going to show y' all how they do that day.

[Unidentified Participant C]

If you close your eyes, it would be a black person.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, you close your eyes, Bernie Mac.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I ain't scared of you.

[Shannon]

Hey.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Oh, yeah.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Hey, hey.

[Shannon]

Yep.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Crowd goes crazy. Yep. Oh, yeah. Yep. Maddie with the fatty. Yes. Splits is crazy.

[Zach Amico]

He had a flashlight.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Splits is crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, is that.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Yeah. By the way, that's awesome.

[Zach Amico]

I know. We brought him up to mock him. That guy killed.

[Unidentified Participant D]

No, he rules. Yeah, I'm a fan.

[Unidentified Participant C]

He rules.

[Zach Amico]

That guy. That guy. That guy gets some black.

[Unidentified Participant C]

What happened to Red Bo? What happened to him? That looked old as.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, I know him because he's in the Devil's Rejects. What's that, Rob? Zombie movie.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Oh, okay.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

He's like a. He's like a. He's a chicken salesman. He sells live chickens.

[Shannon]

I found him on Instagram. His name is Michael Alcott. And he isn't. He has, like, less than 2,000 followers.

[Unidentified Participant D]

He's now a watermelon salesman.

[Zach Amico]

That would be less pandering.

[Shannon]

Yeah, it looks like. Like he did a podcast maybe six months ago. There's some clips from it if you want to see.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Faith. We go there to be there for buffet.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Mean, like, buffet mean, like, relax. Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant D]

So he's just really Southern.

[Unidentified Participant A]

He rules buffet being to be quick. See, me and you, we going to go in there.

[Zach Amico]

A buffet going to take us at least two hours.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Why would I rush?

[Unidentified Participant A]

All I can eat for 14.95 for $14.95.

[Unidentified Participant I]

What?

[Zach Amico]

And dessert leaving. And they bring the roll to the table. Listen, listen, Could y' all leave me alone?

[Unidentified Participant C]

Sir, it's a buffet and deer tag.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yes.

[Unidentified Participant C]

That's great.

[Zach Amico]

What. What's this? What's this frightening look into your future? Like,

[Unidentified Participant C]

you go to buffet 1495.

[Zach Amico]

That's crazy. 2, 000 followers.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And it seemed like he. Because he was on a bunch of.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Of the, like, hood specials.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Yeah. Yeah. You know, sometimes you just can't adapt to the. To the new age.

[Zach Amico]

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[Unidentified Participant D]

No.

[Zach Amico]

Has been named as a potential witness in the Diddy trial. I don't know how they even met. Did he work on Mike Myers? Austin Powers, baby.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Oh, really? The guy who plays Austin Powers?

[Zach Amico]

You know who Mike Myers is? From snl?

[Unidentified Participant A]

I'm not good with names that.

[Unidentified Participant D]

But that's a name you gotta be good with. It's Mike Myers.

[Zach Amico]

That's crazy, dude.

[Unidentified Participant D]

The best comic voice of a generation.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Yeah. For white people's generation.

[Unidentified Participant D]

No, that's not a white black thing. That's Mike Myers. No idea who he is.

[Zach Amico]

The guy Kanye was standing next to when he said, George Bush doesn't care about black people.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Oh, Mike Myers.

[Shannon]

No, no, no.

[Unidentified Participant D]

This isn't like.

[Zach Amico]

No, this is. I will say. No, I will say this.

[Unidentified Participant A]

I didn't. I know who. I've watched Austin Powers. If you had to. If you had a gun to me, like, who's the actor's name? I wouldn't have said Mike. I don't know the nigga's name.

[Unidentified Participant D]

That's fine. But he is in the. A legend.

[Zach Amico]

I'm not saying he's not. I'm saying I remember bringing in Wayne's World my senior year of high school to watch something in class, and every black kid looked at it. Like, I put on the Pruder film. Like, they had. No, I. It was. I remember a guy standing up in the first 10 minutes of Wayne's World and being, yo, I got scary movie 4 on DVD right now.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Yeah, well, that's the thing. That's the thing that I don't think sometimes people don't realize is, like, just because your stuff is mainstream doesn't mean we have to know about it. Like, I know. Like, if you show me a picture, I'd be like, oh, yeah, that's awesome Powers. I don't know his name, but, like, y' all stuff is the default, so you just assume that everyone has to know the default. But in actuality, I don't think.

[Zach Amico]

I don't think SNL is a white thing.

[Unidentified Participant A]

No, I don't think SNL is. But I think. I think Austin. I mean, Austin Power was a big. I don't know his name, though.

[Zach Amico]

I knew who he was.

[Unidentified Participant A]

I'm like, yo, that's the dude who plays Austin Power. But I guarantee you, a lot of people don't know that his name. They're like, oh, nigga, that's Austin Powers. That's what they would say.

[Zach Amico]

If you.

[Unidentified Participant A]

If you went to Baltimore and walked around the hood and saw a picture of him, most people would be like, oh, that's awesome Powers. They're not gonna be like, oh, that's Mike Myers.

[Zach Amico]

He's.

[Unidentified Participant A]

I.

[Unidentified Participant D]

He's pretty famous.

[Zach Amico]

He's pretty. As far as our generation, that's a really famous.

[Unidentified Participant A]

I'm not saying he's not famous. I'm just saying I didn't know his name.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Okay, fair enough. That's surprising.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant D]

And maybe, you know, I only bring

[Zach Amico]

up the SNL because he was part of, like, what I think our generation would consider, like, good snl. Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant A]

I mean, I didn't watch Snow back then, so I didn't.

[Zach Amico]

Kelsey Grammer reveals harrowing truth of teenage sister's murder. She crawled to a neighbor for help, only to be ignored. Let's find out about Sideshow Bob's traumatic past.

[Shannon]

So she had been kidnapped on July 1, 1976, by several men who had planned to rob the Red Lobster restaurant where she worked. Instead, they abducted her. Her God. Stabbed her 42 times with a lobster.

[Zach Amico]

42 is wild.

[Shannon]

Nearly decapitated her and left her to die an agonizing death.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Jesus, that's so sad.

[Zach Amico]

It's better than having to work at Red Lobster.

[Unidentified Participant A]

No, cheddar biscuits are fine.

[Shannon]

It says the next day they had to. They flew to Colorado Springs, the family, to identify her body.

[Unidentified Participant A]

46 is terrible. Or 42. You stab someone three times, you're good.

[Zach Amico]

And now does he say. Did he say he has, like, nightmares about it or something, too?

[Shannon]

So. Yes, but also that, like, her spirit kind of, like, stays with him. And it's her spirit that, like, led him to write his memoir.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, God.

[Shannon]

That he kind of, like, like, gives her credit for it. But he said that the whole thing has haunted him. He speaks about a lot in the memoir.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Wait, is he out of jail?

[Unidentified Participant D]

Kelsey Grammer.

[Shannon]

See? In jail.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Wait, what are we talking about?

[Zach Amico]

Why would Kelsey Grammar be in jail?

[Unidentified Participant A]

Wait, wait, was she saying. So she's saying that her dead sister. Wait, I'm confused. What happened?

[Zach Amico]

Are you here?

[Unidentified Participant A]

I guess not.

[Unidentified Participant C]

What?

[Zach Amico]

So what do you know who Kelsey Grammar?

[Unidentified Participant A]

No.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I wonder what's the most famous celebrity we can name that you don't know.

[Zach Amico]

You've never heard of? Frazier Cheers.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Yes, I know those shows. I don't watch them.

[Zach Amico]

I literally said Sideshow Bob.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah, but Mike Myers, Simpsons Bigger. Yeah, I know bigger than Kelsey Grammer.

[Unidentified Participant A]

I know who Mike Myers is. I don't know his name. So if you put me a picture, I, I. Yeah, Kelsey Graham. I might know who that is.

[Zach Amico]

From X Men.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Don't that. Now we're getting deep.

[Unidentified Participant A]

I know.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he knows X Men Beast.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Yes, I know the character.

[Zach Amico]

But you've never seen Frasier.

[Unidentified Participant A]

No, I didn't watch there.

[Zach Amico]

I've never heard of Cheers.

[Unidentified Participant A]

That's why I've heard of Frasier and Cheers. I watched neither.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Neither have I.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Is that Chelsea Grammar?

[Zach Amico]

Kelsey Grammer.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Oh, I thought it was a dude the whole time. I thought it was a woman. I mean, so why is.

[Shannon]

Who is he?

[Zach Amico]

He's Frazier. Oh, that wasn't what we've been fucking talking about the whole time.

[Unidentified Participant A]

So his.

[Zach Amico]

Are you out of your fucking Gordon?

[Unidentified Participant A]

So his sister.

[Zach Amico]

You're driving me.

[Unidentified Participant A]

So his sister died?

[Zach Amico]

Yes. Oh, okay. Holy man.

[Unidentified Participant A]

I thought Kelsey grandma was a country singer.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I could see that.

[Zach Amico]

That makes sense. But holy dude, I thought it was

[Unidentified Participant A]

a white country singer. That I didn't know.

[Zach Amico]

There's a difference between I'm black and I haven't seen the show and I'm not listening when people are talking.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Well, I don't know who that is.

[Zach Amico]

The guy from Fraser. Okay, I didn't watch that. I don't give a. I said anything times.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Okay, so he's the guy from Fraser and his sister got killed.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, that is the discussion we're currently.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Okay, and he's saying his dead sister help him write his book?

[Zach Amico]

Yes. Okay, good for him.

[Unidentified Participant D]

So wait, what is Kelsey Grammar from.

[Zach Amico]

Wait, so it's my nightmares.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Is the murderer in jail?

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. It was a group of men.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Are they in jail?

[Zach Amico]

I would assume so.

[Unidentified Participant A]

I don't know. The justice system is wild.

[Unidentified Participant D]

That's true. That's true. Diddy trial.

[Zach Amico]

Diddy, Diddy trial.

[Unidentified Participant D]

He's getting off.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Listen, I'm sorry, I don't know y' all celebrities. All right? In my defense, I'm not a pop culture person. I don't know a lot of celebrities.

[Unidentified Participant D]

No, it's. It's understandable. What is your favorite interest or like one of your. Yeah, like what?

[Unidentified Participant A]

What?

[Unidentified Participant D]

Because I have a lot of useless

[Zach Amico]

pop culture like, territory I like.

[Unidentified Participant A]

I mean, I'm an anime nerd, so I know a lot about anime and stuff, but I don't watch. Like, I know people. Like, if you show me a picture of these people, I'm like, oh, that's that dude. That's that dud. Know their names. I've never seen a bunch of them. I never saw ET And I saw Titanic. I just don't care about those things.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Understandable. If you don't like movies, you don't like movies.

[Unidentified Participant A]

I do like movies. I just don't like those or care enough to watch those.

[Zach Amico]

What are those?

[Unidentified Participant A]

ET Titanic. There's a bunch of movies I haven't seen.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. But that's not like a genre.

[Unidentified Participant A]

I've never seen the Color Purple either. Like, if we're listing things I haven't seen.

[Zach Amico]

I know, but we're listing three unrelated movies.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Yeah, I know.

[Zach Amico]

So I don't understand what those things.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Those are considered classics.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. I guess so. Independence Day.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Didn't see it.

[Zach Amico]

I was thinking about how good that was.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I think that's a really good movie, dude. I rewatched Terminator a month ago.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Actually never saw that.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Watched for the first time. Terminator 2.

[Zach Amico]

You know, the Terminator was supposed to be before Schwarzenegger.

[Unidentified Participant F]

No.

[Zach Amico]

O.J. off.

[Unidentified Participant D]

That would have been perfect.

[Zach Amico]

Would have aged poorly.

[Unidentified Participant D]

It would have aged not as classically

[Unidentified Participant A]

kind of great if you think about it.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah, you're right. Yeah. He uses a knife instead of a gun.

[Zach Amico]

Where is Sarah Connor and the waiter she's dating? Dude, Imagine being covered in baby oil in a bounce house.

[Unidentified Participant D]

That would be fun.

[Zach Amico]

And just sliding on your belly like a penguin in Mario.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah. You turn around, LeBron James is a finger in your. And that's crazy.

[Unidentified Participant A]

That's a whole night.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And by the way, if somebody's in you that you don't want in, you slide away.

[Unidentified Participant E]

That's it.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Slide back into the party.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant E]

You get pushed away.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Like, I imagine Diddy has definitely done the shuffle.

[Zach Amico]

They shuffleboard people.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant E]

They just slide you around with a little sleeping brush.

[Zach Amico]

There's just a guy with a heart on, and you shuffleboard him into your chick.

[Unidentified Participant D]

A mop in front of him.

[Zach Amico]

Sure.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Yeah. Listen.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, there's a guy in front.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Obviously this guy Diddy and like all these guys in power or what like this. They, they. It's slow coercion. It's a system of control or whatever. So eventually it becomes like blackmail and she's a. She's a thing.

[Shannon]

But so can I just add Colin while you are on his side still.

[Unidentified Participant E]

I'm not. I'm not.

[Zach Amico]

I'm not.

[Unidentified Participant E]

This is the.

[Zach Amico]

Come on. The nipples really broke all.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Svelching all over his chest. That was nasty. Nasty ass.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Well, Toaster strudel got it on his belt.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Nasty ass.

[Shannon]

They did play the full unedited hotel attack video, which I can play for you if you want.

[Zach Amico]

Oh yeah.

[Shannon]

But they did say that the reason why she was trying to escape the hotel room was because it was during a freak off. It was getting violent. She tried to escape and that's when he chased her. And that's when I heard he was in the shower. Say again?

[Unidentified Participant E]

I thought she said. She said she was.

[Zach Amico]

I thought she said that's probably her excuse to why he was in a towel.

[Unidentified Participant E]

He got in the shower. Oh, I don't know. Does she have. Does she have her answer straight? Like what's going on here?

[Unidentified Participant D]

Get back in.

[Unidentified Participant E]

And then he kicks out. Does he.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Boom.

[Shannon]

They didn't play. There's no audio. They didn't play with audio.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Where you think you're going to.

[Zach Amico]

Getting kicked with.

[Unidentified Participant E]

She's a little dramatic though. Nothing like just. I'm just saying. Look, I'm on our side here for two. That. Okay, that's bad. But like, you know.

[Zach Amico]

But he got her bags. That was nice.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Get up. She's drunk. She doesn't know where she's going.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, she could have hurt herself.

[Unidentified Participant E]

She had a bake. She had a big brunch. She had a big bottomless brunch and she just can't remember which room she's in. That's. This is what I see.

[Shannon]

Autumn.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Melissa. Mimosas led us here.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Dude, he's trying to do his shower. He's trying to have a shower and just getting lost in the corridor.

[Zach Amico]

Unless you're still. She's so up. She doesn't know where he's going.

[Unidentified Participant E]

He dead.

[Zach Amico]

That your brother's dead. Come on.

[Shannon]

Come on.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon. Is it true? I read that he gave this one of the security guards like a crazy amount of money in cash and an envelope to make sure this tape disappeared.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Oh, no.

[Shannon]

Yeah. It did say that this guy here, it said that he offered him money. The guy claims that he didn't. Oh, here. It says it here. But he claims he didn't accept the money, but he also didn't go to the hundred dollars.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Is that what you were saying was crazy?

[Zach Amico]

No, I. I thought I read, like, half a million.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Like, dude, are you nuts?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I read, like a half a million.

[Shannon]

Oh. I saw that he had, like, taken out a stack of money and was about to offer him money, but he said, no, just, like, stay in your room for the rest of your stay and we'll, like, leave this alone. But that's also. He didn't go to the authorities to, like, help out this girl at all. But he claims he didn't accept the bribe. That's what he said.

[Unidentified Participant E]

It's getting harder and harder to justify Diddy's actions.

[Zach Amico]

I will.

[Unidentified Participant E]

I will admit that. I won't admit the feet yet, but that doesn't. That video doesn't look good. But again, no audio.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant E]

What. What was going on?

[Unidentified Participant D]

She could have been saying some very terrible stuff.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. She might have called them nasty names.

[Unidentified Participant E]

He might have said. Yeah, your music's overrated.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

She's a West coast for life. Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Yeah. You're past your prime.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Your sucks.

[Zach Amico]

What?

[Unidentified Participant E]

Yeah, sure.

[Zach Amico]

All right, let's keep it.

[Unidentified Participant E]

You shouldn't be putting your hands any more.

[Zach Amico]

Trial stuff, Shannon.

[Shannon]

That's. Oh. So there was also an escort that took the stand. A dude escort. And he said that.

[Zach Amico]

How do you get into that line of work?

[Unidentified Participant E]

Big dick, I guess.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, big dick. Big dick and, like, a big personality or you think you get ushered in.

[Unidentified Participant D]

You need very little charisma. I'm a male escort.

[Unidentified Participant E]

I think little. Yeah, very.

[Zach Amico]

No.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Yeah. I think you gotta be.

[Zach Amico]

I think it's about the date, really. I think. Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant E]

I think most of it's you hanging out with some old widower who.

[Zach Amico]

And pretending you like her and being charming and, like a worldly man.

[Unidentified Participant E]

I think you gotta go down on some old.

[Zach Amico]

But I thought it was more like call a cock.

[Unidentified Participant D]

You just have them over kind of.

[Unidentified Participant E]

No. Maybe.

[Zach Amico]

No, I think it's like a boyfriend experience.

[Unidentified Participant E]

It's definitely. You have to listen to their stories. Tell them.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, didn't we look at the. The male hookers for you?

[Shannon]

Yes. Cowboys for angels.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant I]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Is that the name of the website?

[Unidentified Participant E]

Did it ever materialize? Did you ever go on a date? No.

[Shannon]

No. Lewis did offer, but I don't. I don't. It's not fade.

[Unidentified Participant E]

You fall in love.

[Shannon]

Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

[Zach Amico]

Bring them up. Let's see if we got anybody new. Let's see. Let's pick A hooker for Shannon.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Yeah, let's do this. Let's. Let's put together a little.

[Zach Amico]

By the way, if you're trying to order hookers, it's. Eros is the website.

[Unidentified Participant E]

You kidding me? Think I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

They show. For the people listening. They show porn stars that are currently in town.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Oh, damn.

[Zach Amico]

So the best thing to do is go on there, see who you could have, go jerk off to their porn and be like, I just saved so much money on my car insurance.

[Unidentified Participant E]

That's the whole thing.

[Unidentified Participant D]

That's the general.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Dude.

[Unidentified Participant E]

They used to have them on Craigslist. You'd just go jerk off to the photo. Just some. Some girl's tits with her phone number written across the screen. You whack one off and go, oh, thank God. I didn't.

[Zach Amico]

A thousand percent.

[Unidentified Participant D]

It's a th percent a guy.

[Shannon]

Before we bring up the dudes, I will say that. That the escort. One of the things that he said was they had hired him on multiple occasions, but once he saw Diddy get physically violent with Cassie, he couldn't get hard anymore. And so they stopped hiring him. But again, didn't go to the authorities.

[Unidentified Participant E]

I really need a loving relationship so that I can come inside the wife. You know what I mean? Just knowing that the. Knowing that this isn't built on a foundation of throat. Of trust.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Of Thrust.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Foundation of Thrust is a great name for the episode.

[Unidentified Participant E]

That's not bad. So I listen. Yeah. So he obviously beats his girl and so assumedly, other girls, he hires hookers. And she didn't really want to do it, but he kind of forced her to do it. And. And is that it? Then?

[Shannon]

These are the. Yeah. So that's the thing is I feel like the things that they're charging him with are like the least of the bad things that he's done. It's just like the record, you know, the racketeering, the prostitutions, whatever. It's. Whatever. That's.

[Zach Amico]

That's probably the things that stick.

[Shannon]

Yeah. That they can prove. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Because they can't prove attempted murder. Like the.

[Unidentified Participant A]

The.

[Zach Amico]

He's probably covered up, so they got to get him on something.

[Unidentified Participant D]

As long as they put it on his chest, it'll stick.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant E]

So the assumption is he has. He has probably a couple of murders or attempted murders under there. He's probably been blackmailing and coercing.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Loads of other people. Because if he's doing it to her, he's probably has order.

[Zach Amico]

And I'm sure all people on his

[Unidentified Participant E]

record label, there's a good chance. He threw these freak offs. Had a room upstairs. Beyonce went in, thinking it was a lot of fun. Had herself a mimosa. Next thing you know, there's a video of her getting dicked in the. By some random escort. And then.

[Zach Amico]

Or even just her in the room while something crazy is happening.

[Unidentified Participant E]

And then she. And then they get to use that against them on record. Like, that's what we think is happening.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Has any celebrity come out and said that? Has any celebrity been actually, like, has Justin Bieber admitted to getting cracked open? Has anyone. No, but he's, like, admitted to being blackmailed about anything. Has anything actually happened? Or is it just everyone on Twitter just speculating?

[Unidentified Participant D]

Speculation?

[Shannon]

Mostly not yet, but it's just that

[Unidentified Participant E]

Dr. Dre hit his wife.

[Shannon]

Child started.

[Unidentified Participant E]

They all do it.

[Shannon]

The trial just started. And there's a lot of. They all do it on the. On the witness list.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, there's a lot of celebrities getting called.

[Unidentified Participant E]

The trial has just started.

[Zach Amico]

It just started this week.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I'm.

[Zach Amico]

And there's a lot of people. I think they're going to get into, like, deep rap beef kind of.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It's so funny.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I saw this clip while we were waiting. There's, like, there. Entertainment Tonight was waiting outside the courtroom trying to do a thing, and then just this homeless.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, I saw that. Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Just being like.

[Zach Amico]

A man is talking. Shanica, you look that. It's. They're trying to do a broadcast, and this guy, he just starts calling people. Yeah, yeah, dude, you say what you want about yay. He has influenced the vernacular quickly. That's so funny. Oh, dude, it's wild because I get one.

[Unidentified Participant E]

The first part, you're like, yeah, you can't say that. And then it's like, yo, he's gone. I guess. And even though.

[Unidentified Participant D]

All right.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Actually, that's a. Yeah, that's okay.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant D]

What a great way to kind of.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Both sides.

[Zach Amico]

He won't ice, pal.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He yells at the news.

[Unidentified Participant E]

The only time you could ever use it is if you're describing a.

[Zach Amico]

Yells at the news lady. A man is talking, which is hilarious. That's so funny because he's so homeless and crazy.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant E]

And this is outside the Diddy court case. Is that in New York? Is it?

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah, it is.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Can we go down and have a look? And do we get to see Diddy walk in?

[Zach Amico]

You could do it live.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah, we can do. There he is.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Oh, no, that's not Diddy.

[Shannon]

This is it, right? The clip?

[Zach Amico]

I believe so. No, it Might be he takes his shirt off of the one I saw.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If I guarantee you you up right now with this diddy on. No, this is a different. This is the same guy, but this is a difference.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Oh, it's gonna be worth millions.

[Zach Amico]

You ready? All over the world. That guy's got deep voice.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Who's homeless? The guy with the blue hat. This guy's just. This guy's just a prick. Is he? Yeah, and then. But the guy. The blue hat is the homeless guy you're talking about.

[Shannon]

Is it?

[Zach Amico]

No, no. The guy, the. The weirdo, he takes. If it's the same guy I think it is, he takes his shirt off. He looks. He looks dusty.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Okay, fair enough.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he looks like he's been out there a while.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Put all his rent on his drip. Yeah, sure.

[Zach Amico]

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[Server or Hospitality Worker]

I've served so many celebrities.

[Zach Amico]

Can you give us who's been good tippers?

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Yes. Okay. Pedro Pascal. Great tipper, super nice dude. Usher Tips pretty good. Met him.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Okay.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Adam Levine. Tips crazy good.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Nice.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

He's really, really nice. Brad Wilk, the drummer for Rage against the Machine. Super nice guy. Tips really well. He used to come in with Juliette Lewis all the time.

[Shannon]

His girlfriend.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

I don't know if they're still together or not.

[Shannon]

That.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Also super nice. Some people that tip, like, complete and utter. The dude with the mustache that played Master Chief from Orange is the New Black.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Okay, okay.

[Shannon]

Hate that guy. He's such an.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Anyway him. And then what about the all about that singer? I always forget her name.

[Zach Amico]

I don't remember.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Meghan Trainor.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Okay.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Her.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Horrible tippers.

[Shannon]

You're welcome.

[Zach Amico]

Good to know.

[Unidentified Participant F]

I would think they would all tip well.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

They don't.

[Unidentified Participant F]

They're rich.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

As they don't.

[Zach Amico]

Some people just don't believe in it. Yeah, that's not.

[Unidentified Participant F]

If you. Listen, you catch me on a payday, I'm tipping like a millionaire. You might catch it. You might get a 50 out of me. You see what I'm saying?

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

That's what I do. It's because I worked in service for so long, I tip like, I tip crazy every time I can't. And I don't go out that much.

[Zach Amico]

So when I'm like that at bars. Because my. I grew up with my mom bartending. Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So, like, I walk in and I immediately put a 10 or 20 down for my first drink.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And that way they know, like, oh, hey, I understand. Like, and they'll take care of it. And we also now have an understanding.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly. And you get better service 100% way.

[Zach Amico]

But also, like, they're happier to serve.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Like, yeah, it makes sense.

[Zach Amico]

Like, one of my. If I see somebody starting their shift, I'll give her a 10 and go, this is good luck money for your shift.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

And that, like, to me, like, I'm like, oh, I just made their day better.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

And it's not 10 bucks. 10 bucks.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah, right.

[Zach Amico]

I was going to spend it on a drink anyway.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

And usually most places, if the owner's not a dick, you get buybacks or they. This one's on me. Usually every third one. If you're tipping the price of the drink.

[Unidentified Participant F]

For sure. Yeah, definitely.

[Zach Amico]

I think it kind of evens out.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yep.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

No, absolutely.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Especially at, like, comedy clubs.

[Zach Amico]

And nothing makes me madder when comedy clubs give you one drink.

[Unidentified Participant F]

That's crazy, dude.

[Zach Amico]

The way I tip when. If I'm headline. Even if I'm featuring.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

I know I'm tipping at least 20 or $30.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah, exactly.

[Zach Amico]

And I do. There's a club that made me so mad. And then I said it on the air. People started tweeting them, but I had to ask them to stop. It was me, Andy, and Chris.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And we each ordered. I think Chris got a Heineken. I don't remember what Andy got. And I got, like, a Makers on the rocks. And then they charged us full price for them. And I was like, oh, no, no, I'm headlining.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Whoa.

[Zach Amico]

And they went, yeah, we don't do free. That's gonna be $50. What?

[Unidentified Participant I]

Holy.

[Zach Amico]

And I took out the. In front of the manager, I took out the money and I tipped the lady, I think, whatever, five or six bucks. And I said, hey, just so you know, this 50 I'm paying you was gonna be your tip on those drinks. Oh, and I need you to tell your manager that, because I would have hung out all night and tipped you another hundred.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Yeah, but the managers, they don't care because it's the. They want to make money.

[Zach Amico]

They would admit.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

I know.

[Zach Amico]

There's no. And by the way, what is it? Hiding cost them a quarter.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

I know.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah, right.

[Shannon]

But they're.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

I. I know places like that.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, God. Maybe I'm. Maybe I'm a dick for thinking, but I always think performers. I'm not saying let them Let the. I'm not saying let every comic who's in the building.

[Unidentified Participant F]

If you're on the show.

[Zach Amico]

If I'm on the show.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And don't be a dick. Don't order, like, high shelf.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah, we're not going top shelf. You're not getting two, three drinks at one time. But if you're on the show. Yes, you should be able to drink. They tried that at Helium in Philly. It wasn't the manager, though. It was like. The owners was like, yo, we. Because. I don't know, for some reason, they just came one night and just saw all the comics there hanging out and they tried and they were like, look, you gotta cut this back. We want you closing the doors at 11:00 or 11:30 as soon as the show's over. No comics, just hanging here, drinking all night. People getting free drinks, all that. And they told the staff that, and they told the manager that. And the manager came straight up to us, was like, we not changing. Y' all keep coming here, drinking, partying, like, because the thing is, we're there performing on a weekly basis damn near, like, all throughout, you know, from. From Monday to Wednesday. There's nothing going on at the comedy club, so they rely on, like, the local people to do so. Like, why would we. Why would they tell us not to come there and hang when we're there performing on the nights when nobody's coming there?

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Owners sometimes are so stupid with that stuff. It's like they don't understand the big picture. And the whole point of it.

[Zach Amico]

Well, it's nickels and dimes.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

To when you could be making.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah, 20, right? Yeah, exactly. Like, it's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

And then it's like, it's. It's nickels and dimes out of their pocket to give their servers real money.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Zach Amico]

Maybe I. I also have never run a successful bar, so maybe. I don't know. Maybe I'm a.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

No, I think you need to hang on to good servers and good bartenders because other, like, service is what keeps people coming back to a place. It's good food.

[Zach Amico]

You guys always step in a hotel?

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Always. Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Hotel Barge is like, no, no.

[Zach Amico]

If you stay, do you leave money in the room?

[Unidentified Participant F]

I took room service, but I don't leave money, like, on the.

[Shannon]

For the housekeepers.

[Unidentified Participant F]

I didn't even think about that till y' all said it.

[Shannon]

It's.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Because I swear it's. No, don't. I mean, it's.

[Zach Amico]

Not everybody does. Some people. I. I try to. If it's. If I'm there more than a day, definitely. Because I read recently that housekeepers don't get paid hourly. They get paid per room.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, really?

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

I didn't know that.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Oh, if I'd have known that.

[Zach Amico]

Some places.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Yeah. When I did it, I got paid hourly.

[Zach Amico]

You got paid hourly? I've read in some places you get paid per room.

[Shannon]

Okay.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Damn. Yeah, see, that's why, though, I think a lot of times people don't think about that stuff. And I get it. Like, I wasn't mad when people didn't tip me for a house. Cause not every.

[Shannon]

You're right.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Not everyone does. But it was nice when people did. It was like, oh, someone left a table.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If I just stayed somewhere and I didn't it up and I, like, literally just slept in the bed and left. I'll leave a couple bucks.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

I left five today because of that. We stayed one night.

[Zach Amico]

I'll leave a couple bucks if I know I the room up. Right. Like, I was eating chicken wings in bed.

[Unidentified Participant F]

In the bed.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

You're getting a 10 or 20 sometimes it's nasty. This wasn't me. This was my friend who I worked with. There were these dudes staying in one of the rooms, and when she cleaned it out, she had to throw the sheets out because there was blood all on the sheets. And, like, I think there was some on the sheets too.

[Shannon]

Like they were doing some bum in there.

[Zach Amico]

That's what hotels are for.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Nasty.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Oh, my God.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Nasty. I don't think they tipped, though, which is.

[Unidentified Participant F]

That's crazy.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Like, if you're going to leave blood on the sheets, leave a 20, you know?

[Zach Amico]

God damn, I've left a 20 or two. Not from blood, but, you know, from oopsadoodles. What happens, I always say, when you stay in a room with two beds by yourself. One bed is for sleeping. One bed is for masturbating and eating. That's how I split up my bed. Cause, you know, you finish your business, and you're like, now I'm gonna go back into the clean bed after I've been wiping my mouth with sheets. Right.

[Unidentified Participant F]

With the sheets.

[Zach Amico]

I think the most I ever left after one of the. After the first skankfest Vegas. I think I left 50 in chips and an $80 voucher for the lady. I was there for a week. I was there for a week.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

That's nice.

[Zach Amico]

And I also couldn't. I didn't. I didn't have time to go cash either of those things in. And I was like, oh, this is just an errand. But also, I'm sure this is a hell of a good day for this. 130 bucks extra.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Unidentified Participant F]

No, for sure. That's definitely a good day. Extra 130 was.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But that was like. I was there for, like. And that was like, the nice suite at the Cirque.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

So I felt like. And that was after they did a wellness check on me.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Why do they need to do a wellness check?

[Zach Amico]

Sir, you haven't left your room in 36 hours. Yo. You had your do not disturb sign up for 36 hours, and no one's seeing you.

[Unidentified Participant F]

You were. You were that up.

[Zach Amico]

It was after skank fest.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So I was. I was. I think I left to go Fest flu.

[Unidentified Participant F]

That illness we get.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. The crowd.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I think I. Maybe I was pretty.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I think I left to, like, go get, like, sodas, and at one point, but nobody saw me.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

But then I found out from other people that whole thing is not also. Necessarily. Because they send up two people.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Right, Right.

[Zach Amico]

One is the guy talking to you, and there's another guy standing far behind him. And they told me that's because of the Vegas shooter.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

And that they're checking to make. See what's going on. So the guy that's talking to you is the distraction.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

The guy that's watching is scoping out to see what's going on in your room.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Right, right, right.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Do they train people for this? They're, like, training their hotel staff.

[Unidentified Participant F]

That's wild.

[Zach Amico]

I'm sure there's a million things we have. No, dude, think about casino. Like, all the. They know True. Like the Pitbull. Like, how many letter levels up the ladder, you know, there's the pit boss. This guy.

[Unidentified Participant D]

This.

[Zach Amico]

This guy answers to this guy. I'm sure Security is the same way.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

That's true, But I feel like that's only at nice, like, casinos, nice places. Like, if you're just gonna stay at a regular accident.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Oh, yeah, normal ass. No, that's just Holiday Inn. They're not doing it. You did in that room for a week.

[Zach Amico]

That's just an Indian guy who doesn't want to hear that the toilet doesn't work.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah, I remember three skank fests ago. We weren't, like, invited there. We just went out there just to hang with our friends and. And so we all stayed in Lamar's room. It was like 10 of us staying in Lamare's room. And the next morning we woke up, we all got showers, and then we left. Lemaire had been out the whole night, so when we were leaving, he was coming back to, like, go to sleep. So we're leaving. He comes back and he calls me angry as, like, yo, what the is wrong with y'? All? I'm like, what? He was like, so what, did you guys just all take turns just pissing on the bathroom floor? I'm like, bro, we took showers. What the type of childhood did you have where you assume we all just took turns pissing on your bathroom floor? I'm like, what the is wrong with you?

[Zach Amico]

Why don't we do that?

[Unidentified Participant F]

Why don't we piss on your floor?

[Zach Amico]

I mean, that's crazy as hell.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Seen people get wasted and piss on hotel walls. It happens.

[Unidentified Participant F]

It happens. But this is at, like, 10:00am yeah, yeah. He was the one out drinking and partying the whole night. We didn't even. We weren't even out there, like, the night before. He's coming back. We're leaving. 10:00am we all took shower. First of all, you could smell piss.

[Unidentified Participant D]

That's true.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Like, piss has a smell.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

It does.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Especially if eight or nine men took turns pissing on the floor.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Come on.

[Zach Amico]

Like, what do we even do in here?

[Unidentified Participant F]

And he's like, oh, well, I mean, you guys could at least, like, cleaned it up. And I'm like, all right. I'm like, you about to take a shower now. Come clean it up now. He was like, no, I'm going to sleep then.

[Zach Amico]

Shut up. Shut up. I see.

[Unidentified Participant F]

I see you when you wake up.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Like, what you say?

[Unidentified Participant F]

It's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

I heard a great story of a deathmatch wrestling company getting banned from a hotel. One of the wrestlers had a party after the show, and all the guys went, and they were still bleeding.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they were doing drugs all night and drinking and then they all kind of passed out, woke up and left. And they called the guy whose room the name the room was in. And they're like, hey, sir, I'm sorry, we have some issues. We found some blood in your room. And he immediately. Old guy. So he's got his drap. He's like, oh, yeah, my girlfriend's on her period. I apologize. And they go, sir, it's on the curtain and the walls and the entire bathroom sink is covered in blood. And he's like, yeah, my girlfriend's on her period. What do you want?

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

I'm just picturing how a girl on her period would get blood all over the curtain.

[Zach Amico]

It was like on the seat. Well, it was my one friend and I won't incriminate. The man whose room it was was my friend. Hardcore hillbilly. He had taken a light tube shot in the back and fell asleep sitting up on the wall. Oh, so he fell asleep, slid down the wall.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant F]

And just made a street.

[Zach Amico]

All right, so let's look at some of these celebrities talking about who was good, a good tipper and a bad tipper.

[Shannon]

First one is T. Pain. Do you guys want to guess or just want me to tell you?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, let's guess. T. Pain.

[Unidentified Participant F]

T Pain's a good tipper, I think, because he was. He blew all his money at one point in time. I think people like that.

[Zach Amico]

I think. I think somebody that balls out and it's part of the image to tip good.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Yep.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon.

[Shannon]

So it says T. Pain once tipped two thousand dollars on an eight hundred dollar bill. Damn,

[Unidentified Participant F]

that's crazy.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Why didn't I ever get those people

[Unidentified Participant F]

right? That's some baller.

[Zach Amico]

I love it, Shannon. Keep it going.

[Shannon]

Number two, Bruce Willis, I bet.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Great, great tipper.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Yeah, I would think.

[Unidentified Participant F]

He seems like he respects people that are public image. Yeah, true.

[Shannon]

He tipped 100% on the card and then 100% in cash.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Wow.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Nice. Very nice.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Amazing.

[Shannon]

Kenan Thompson.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

I think he tips good.

[Unidentified Participant F]

No, I don't think Kenan Thompson tips good, man.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

He seems like a nice dude. I don't know.

[Unidentified Participant F]

He seems nice, but he'll be paying for them. Keenan and friends shows at AC for them make $40 doing that dumbass show.

[Shannon]

It says best tipper at New York City nightclub was Tina. Tina Thompson tipped 100%.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. Nice.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah, take it back.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

He's got a vibe about him.

[Unidentified Participant F]

He does seem like a nice guy.

[Shannon]

Yeah. Sebastian Stan.

[Unidentified Participant F]

I don't know who that is.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Yeah, I was like, who's Sebastian? I thought Sebastian Maniscalco for a second. Yeah, not him.

[Zach Amico]

You gotta.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Oh, Sebastian. Stan Winter, soldier. I'm an idiot.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I hope he tips good.

[Unidentified Participant F]

I like, I like this guy. Yeah, I hope he tips. Tips good. He looks like he tips good. He's a, he's a marvel guy. Yeah, they make he's $10 million a minute.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Yeah, he better tip good.

[Zach Amico]

It says you remember when you. And so I'm sounds. I gotta do Sebastian tipping now. Remember when you were a kid, your dad would take out his wallet, the card in his wallet, how much you tip and you move the decimal point? Not me, I just take the money, I go boom. Sorry, go ahead.

[Shannon]

It says he gave a thousand dollars to each staff member on the set of a different man.

[Zach Amico]

That's awesome.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Oh, yeah, that's nice.

[Shannon]

Jim Belushi bad. Bad.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Bad timber. His slop be looking.

[Shannon]

It says, Jim Belushi always gave me a hundred to two hundred on his regular twenty eight dollar tab.

[Zach Amico]

Good for him.

[Shannon]

It was oysters and one seltzer with bitters.

[Zach Amico]

Good for him.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

All right, that's awesome.

[Shannon]

Lady Gaga, great temper.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

I could see her tipping bad.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah, I don't know. She was rude to her dog walker. They got killed.

[Unidentified Participant C]

I forgot about that.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah, I don't know about her. She seems like a rude Lady Gaga.

[Shannon]

And her boyfriend left a 700 tip on a 42 bill.

[Zach Amico]

Damn.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

I take it back.

[Shannon]

These are all just. They all just tip good.

[Zach Amico]

Did anybody tip bad?

[Shannon]

They were a couple. Hold on, hold on.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Well, all these people make so much money though. Yeah, like everybody on this list makes so much money.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

I mean, that's what I would do if I had a fucking.

[Unidentified Participant F]

It's nothing to you. You're a millionaire. It's nothing for you to leave. Here you go, take a thousand.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

That's like ten dollars for us.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yes. Yeah, one thousand. Take a thousand.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

I wish I had a lot of money to do like that. That'd just be a fun thing to do.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yes.

[Shannon]

I mean this one, you know, it's just like the least of all the great ones. It says Zendaya and Tom Holland paid for the people behind them at Starbucks. This is just the least of the great ones.

[Zach Amico]

That's gay.

[Shannon]

Jessica Simpson left me 50, 55, 0% on her lunch bill and signed a birthday card for my best friend.

[Zach Amico]

That's fine.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah, one.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, hold on.

[Shannon]

I know it. All right, so the one that's obvious that I remember seeing from the end is a Diddy. And it just says worst was Diddy.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Really?

[Shannon]

But Not. Not what he gave City Girls.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, the. Oh, I love. I love that song. City Girl. They. They.

[Shannon]

No clue. It says they're awful. And they left $30 on a 300 bill.

[Unidentified Participant F]

I could believe that. They. They seem like very rude, lad.

[Zach Amico]

Very unaccustomed, for sure.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant F]

And they. And they were like, before they were rappers, they were scammers.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant F]

When they first. When they first got popular, the one girl in the group was in prison for scamming, so she couldn't even like go around and tour with them because she was in prison.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Okay.

[Unidentified Participant F]

So people like that, you're not gonna tip good if you're a scammer. You taking money from people.

[Zach Amico]

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[Unidentified Participant C]

Funny as.

[Unidentified Participant D]

You gotta have fun.

[Zach Amico]

You gotta keep it. You gotta.

[Unidentified Participant D]

YouTube creators are getting wild.

[Zach Amico]

You gotta keep it light. Unless he was really trying to kill her. And then when it's a joke.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Dude, could you imagine a hell worse than being stuck in a content creator relationship where you constantly have to prank each other?

[Unidentified Participant C]

No.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Like, you ever see those videos where it's just like the husband and wife

[Zach Amico]

have to pretend that you don't know you're about to be pranked?

[Unidentified Participant D]

Or you have to pretend like you don't want to. Brian, Laundry.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Your girlfriend, they're always pranking each other. Yeah, she'll, like, get in the car and he's like, babe, chick Fil A is closed. And she's. No, it's Not. And it's like a whole minute of her crying like some dumb. Like that.

[Unidentified Participant D]

But she obviously knows warfare.

[Unidentified Participant C]

I know.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant D]

But then you have to go along with it.

[Unidentified Participant C]

You have to go along with it.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Like, is this ever going to end?

[Unidentified Participant C]

It's never going to end.

[Zach Amico]

My least favorite girl. When they tell their girl they can't have something and they turn into children. Yeah. Like, all right, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go into Target. You stay here. I want to walk around Target. I love walking around Target. Or it'll be like, hey, I got Starbucks. Did you. What? You. Oh, I didn't get you anything.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Yes, exactly.

[Zach Amico]

Get me a sweet treat. Those women should be shot in the

[Unidentified Participant C]

car with fisheye lens on them so they look even smaller.

[Zach Amico]

That. I hate that. My number one I hate is the Italian guy whose wife makes him food

[Unidentified Participant D]

just stopped at the top.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, the guy. And she'll, like, break the spaghetti in half or something like that. And he acts like she shot a puppy. This is no good. Or she'll take him to the Olive Garden and he'll like, oh, my God, no, Please, no.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Our algorithms are very different.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Different.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, that's.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Well, the prank shows. I see, like, these little Afghan people that, like, one little guy has a big, long mustache. There's, like, a big fat African guy that always sleeps on a couch. And they put, like, palm olive on the floor. They wake him up. But then they tie a rope from the black guy's foot to another little Afghan guy, and when he runs out, it takes the other guy, who every

[Zach Amico]

time he's like, he's just watching. African Jackass.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Very cartoony.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, the ones. I always think of the family that, like, prank each other with, like, shaving cream. Like the balloons that fall down.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Any toilet break is going to be funny. Cellophane on the toilet always works.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Always works. I get a lot of the golf club when they put a fake snake on the golf course. And the dads freak out.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Or like, when they make noises on the backswing.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Unidentified Participant D]

It's so mad out of your body.

[Zach Amico]

One of my favorites is enraged Italian dad. It's just two brothers that lie to their dad about. But it's just like, you know, when your parent is inexplicably bad at a thing that out of context shouldn't be an emotional response.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Like, oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They'll be like, hey, I'm gonna borrow the car. I'm gonna go get Gatorade. It's like, one in the morning, and it's just this poor, exasperated man be like, what are you fucking Gatorade for?

[Unidentified Participant D]

Oh, yeah, I've seen that. I've seen the one with a British dad that's always doing stuff around the house, and the son will, like, paint his arm or something.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Yeah, I love them.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Bastard.

[Unidentified Participant C]

They don't show the dad, right? They just hear his voice.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, can you tell us more about this guy who attacked his chick with a knife wearing her underwear?

[Shannon]

Yeah. So after they broke up, he got obsessed with her.

[Zach Amico]

He started stalking after they broke up.

[Unidentified Participant C]

It sounds a little different.

[Zach Amico]

It's way less of a prank. It's not a prank if you don't live there.

[Unidentified Participant C]

It's real.

[Shannon]

So he was stalking her at her job and when she was out with her friends. So this one night, she was out with friends after work. She stopped home to change her clothes before she was going to leave again. When she walked into her house, she encountered him emerging from her bathroom. Her underwear was draped over his head to conceal his identity. And he was wielding a large knife and otherwise nude from the waist down.

[Zach Amico]

I bet she knew it was him.

[Shannon]

So he.

[Zach Amico]

I bet. I bet when the guy came out with her underwear on his head, naked, with a knife.

[Unidentified Participant D]

She got me again.

[Zach Amico]

She went, I bet that's the guy that's been stalking me. I have a hint.

[Unidentified Participant D]

And so he got caught and said it was a prank.

[Shannon]

No. So then he advanced, quote, at a rapid pace. While brandishing the weapon, the plaintiff managed to. To pry the knife from his grasp. And then there was a physical struggle, which led to her taking the underwear off of his face, exposing his identity.

[Zach Amico]

Steve.

[Shannon]

And at that point, he said, how

[Zach Amico]

big is this girl's that he. She couldn't figure out who he is under her underwear?

[Unidentified Participant D]

It must have been granny panties.

[Shannon]

He then started muttering uncontrollably at the point where his face was revealed. And the woman fled from her home and called the police. And it was at that point that he tried to say that he was doing this so that he could ease the tension between them and open up space for them to have a conversation.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Not a bad strategy.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, sure. It was a bit of a Hail Mary.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Yeah. What are you gonna do?

[Unidentified Participant D]

What coping skills.

[Unidentified Participant C]

You're upset.

[Zach Amico]

You know what? Did she realize that they're supposed to be together?

[Unidentified Participant D]

That's so funny that he was like, I just wanted to open up a dialogue.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Let's talk.

[Zach Amico]

I've been in therapy, and my therapist suggested I make a grand gesture to open up the dialogue.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I'm showing I care I'm showing I'm willing to do what it takes.

[Zach Amico]

I like the pacing of the story, though. Is like she didn't know who it. Like. I'm pretty sure.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant C]

I mean, if his pants were off. Right.

[Zach Amico]

That's. I was also gonna say I bet you know his.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Any guy you should know his arms.

[Zach Amico]

She might know his lovemaking. Not his is. I'm hiding in the bathroom pan. Those might be two very different.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Rock hard.

[Zach Amico]

And also I want to know what kind of underwear he had on his head that she had to figure out who it was. It.

[Unidentified Participant D]

It had to be granny period panties.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Yeah, yeah. The panties used once a month. Bright Aid.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. The ones that came in plastic.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Yep. Pains.

[Unidentified Participant E]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Hanes 8 pack.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Can we have a look at what

[Shannon]

this guy looks like? Yeah, I can show you what he looks like.

[Zach Amico]

Like.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yes.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Oh, whoa. I wasn't expecting.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I wasn't expecting that either.

[Zach Amico]

No, I figured a creepy white.

[Unidentified Participant C]

I was thinking creep. I was thinking more of a fat dude.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I was expecting, like, fat people.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, no, that's fine.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Like fat, disgusting. This guy's.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no, it's a different kind of creep. This is a. A guy who's never been told no before.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yep.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah. Like, what was that guy?

[Zach Amico]

Who.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Oh, Brock Turner.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Yeah, yeah, the rapist.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's got that vibe too.

[Unidentified Participant C]

Stanford Rapist.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant C]

He looks like that. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

All right, well, yeah, I would like to see if she's worth stalking. Yeah, right.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Just to see if the underwear is too fat. That's all I want to see.

[Server or Hospitality Worker]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

What did it smell like in there? Just. I'm just out of curiosity.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Participant D]

What a. I've heard it all before, Zach. Your lies and nothing.

[Zach Amico]

And I have a feeling I know how you're gonna spin this one on me. Killer elephant. Name my album.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Is he in the room right now?

[Zach Amico]

Leaves 22 people dead over 10 days in India. Shannon.

[Shannon]

I'll show you the video first.

[Unidentified Participant F]

See that?

[Zach Amico]

See ya.

[Unidentified Participant D]

He's not gonna forget that. Dude. Listening to them react is hilarious.

[Zach Amico]

Do you think he hates Indian people because his nose is so big and he can smell that much better.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Jesus Christ.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, my God, you guys.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Can we shove his trunk up my tmz? TMZ is a wild. TMZ is a wild ending to that. They're all sitting around the desk talking about it, like, oh, somebody said elephant.

[Unidentified Participant A]

Harvey.

[Zach Amico]

So, Sean, is there a story to it? We got anything?

[Shannon]

So this happened, like you said, over the course of 10 days. They had. They were like some Families got killed just while they were like sleeping in their villages. And they called in some experts who the elephant killed and they.

[Zach Amico]

This is a movie, dude. I am an expert.

[Unidentified Participant D]

This is Ghost of the Darkness. But it's an elephant.

[Zach Amico]

Have you considered unplugging the elephant and plugging him back in? I know the reality.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Please.

[Zach Amico]

You bring Peanut. They love Peanut. Swiff shell. I have my friend Mouse here. He will take. He will take this splinter out of his foot. He will not be mad anymore. Don't worry. We do it.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I do not want my laughing to be a co signing of this.

[Zach Amico]

In all fairness, we both do it right though.

[Unidentified Participant D]

That's pretty good.

[Zach Amico]

It's pretty good.

[Unidentified Participant D]

I did like, by the way, that they were like. They called in experts who he killed. So funny.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, they died doing what they love.

[Unidentified Participant D]

Yeah, dying, fighting an elephant. That's great. Wait, so was it just like a crazed elephant?

[Shannon]

Well, they. They have a two different ideas of what's happening. One wildlife official believes that he's in musth, which is a hyper aggressive hormonal phase. So like a. A young male.

[Zach Amico]

Horny as hell.

[Shannon]

Yeah. And then others believe that he is in the mating phase. But they are. They're still trying. He's still. He's still out and about. They can't figure out how to track him down and subdue him. What a.

[Unidentified Participant D]

What a guy thing.

[Zach Amico]

He's the elephant running around with a boner.

[Unidentified Participant D]

What a guy thing to do. To not be able to tell the difference between and killing. Yeah, that's like every serial killer documentary. I wanted to her, but I killed her. I couldn't help.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, 22. I mean, he's just barreling through houses.

[Unidentified Participant D]

He was tossing that thing right in this picture.

[Shannon]

It actually looks like he's erect.

[Zach Amico]

Oh yeah.

[Unidentified Participant D]

A little Indian guy, actually. He's got that old frontal eel.

[Unidentified Participant F]

Noon is morning time to him. Papa B, go chug it down just like your favorite obese clown. Grab a coffee and join the crew. It's Akamiko morning too. It's a Miko morning too.