0092. Mike Recine and Alex Tomaselli

Summary

Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo
Episode 92 | Guest: Mike Recine & Alex Tomaselli
Date: March 1, 2026

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Episode Overview

This wild episode of Zac Amico's Morning Zoo on GaS Digital packs in the show's signature blend of twisted news, deranged comedy riffs, reckless nostalgia, and taboo-crushing banter. Zac is joined by comedians Mike Recine and Alex Tomaselli for an off-the-rails morning covering everything from British street brawls and body horror to embarrassing addictions, infamous DUIs, and humans with extra genitalia. Expect irreverent takes, brutal honesty about mental health, and no amount of weird being too much for this crew.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Friendship, Comedy, and Life on the Road [00:47 – 03:00]

• Zac introduces Alex Tomaselli and Mike Recine, riffing about "comedy friends" and how comics develop close bonds from traveling together.
• Mike jokes he's never really had a "best friend," and Zac shares the odd intimacy of being tour mates:

  "If you took any day me and Alex have together on the road and we were a gay couple, that would be the day I think of, on my deathbed..." — Zach Amico [01:25]

• Opening segues into a relatable, lighthearted chat on adult friendship and how sharing pop-culture—like movie tips—defines connection.

2. The Atherstone Ball Game & British Folk Violence [03:26 – 12:00]

• Zac introduces the Atherstone Ball Game — a violent British tradition where hundreds fight for possession of a ball for two hours.

  "It is so fucking violent. And I thought we would check it out." — Zach Amico [04:33]

• The crew tries to dissect the rules (non-lethal violence "permitted"; prize is mainly the ball and a bit of cash). Shannon reads out details:

  "The only rule is you can't kill anyone, but you can just beat the shit out of people." — Shannon [05:35]

• All riff on the spectacle:

  "How do you know if you've killed someone?" — Mike Recine [06:29] "I've lost some teeth but I got this ball." — Alex Tomaselli [08:10]

• Segues into discussion of England’s “cheese rolling” competition—another example of wild, self-injuring folk contests.
• Debate: would they rather compete in cheese rolling or the ball game? Zac on cheese rolling:

  "I feel like I could maybe tuck and roll that." [10:03]

• Savor the absurd British pastimes, marvel at the injuries, and theorize about underlying class and capitalist implications.

3. The Baftas, Tourette’s, and Intrusive Thoughts [13:01 – 21:22]

• Zac brings up BAFTA’s recent scandal: a man with Tourette’s yells the N-word during a public ceremony. He’s skeptical about the "accidental" nature:

  "That shit was a two hour pre-tape. They had two hours to edit that out." — Zach Amico [18:09]

• Panel discusses the nature of Tourette’s, intrusive thoughts, and the burden of being a white guy afraid of blurting out the “worst thing.”
• Mike on the pressure:

  "When you're a white guy, you're always thinking about the N-word. Because it can always... ruin your life." — Mike Recine [15:27]

• Zac is open about his own struggles with intrusive thoughts and therapy; the group honestly unpacks taboos and the bizarre way the show handled the event.
• Concludes with riffs on the ethics of “using” someone’s disability for TV controversy.

4. Childhood, Embarrassment, and Plumbing Disasters [22:09 – 27:45]

• Hilarious stories about family bathroom problems, including "poop knives" and the hazards of libertarian events with non-functioning toilets.
• Alex:

  "Have you ever taken a shit you felt widened your ass?" — Alex Tomaselli [24:09]

• Tales of siblings clogging up toilets and inventive (often gross) methods employed to “deal with it.”
• Zac reminisces about French cops stopping him from streaking ("They tackled me, pulled my pants up and just said, 'This is forbidden.'") [28:00]

5. Real-Life Addicts: My Strange Addiction Breakdown [29:44 – 36:57]

• The trio watches and laughs at My Strange Addiction clips:
  • Black man eats cardboard; speculation about trauma roots and the absurdity of “cardboard jerky.”
  • Noted as rare to see black folk on these shows ("They got real problems.") — Zach Amico [29:45]
• Discussion on the psychology of fetishes: "Every fetish is something fucked up that happened to you as a kid." — Zach Amico [31:04]
• Panel explores other infamous addiction stories: woman snorting food, couple addicted to coffee enemas, woman eating her mattress.
• Riff:

  "Sounds nice once..." — Zach Amico on coffee enemas [35:57]

• Sharp mix of joking and genuine curiosity about why people develop bizarre compulsions.

6. DUI Follies & Insane Court Footage [38:12 – 46:00]

• The group reviews bodycam and news clips from high-profile DUIs, including Eminem's ex-wife Kim's arrest ("She looks like Eminem. Like old Eminem, too." — Alex Tomaselli [38:56]).
• ‘Vanilla extract’ alcoholics—Zac explains how some with banned licenses turn to “drinking” vanilla because it’s mostly alcohol [45:44].

7. Absurd News: Mayors, Underwear, and Packed Boxes [48:22 – 54:41]

• They discuss an Ohio mayor, Wayne Dingus, charged with voyeurism for sniffing a teen’s underwear ("Mayor Dingus, how could you?" — Zach Amico [48:23]).
  Group riffs on the embarrassment factor and desperate defenses (“I was checking to see if they're clean…”).
• Segues into stories of moving day nightmares and social quirks of different communities (“Asians... pack their boxes kind of heavy.” — Mike Recine [52:11]).

8. The Weird and Wild: Mouth Condoms & Triple Penises [55:27 – 64:30]

• Zac introduces viral weight-loss “trends” like cling film mouth “condoms.”
  Panel dismisses it as attention-seeking internet dysfunction (“Just be bulimic, you dumb idiots. Old school bulimia is way better than this.” — Alex Tomaselli [56:38]).
• Closing with news of a deceased man discovered with three penises (medical rarity)—leading to speculation about double-penis “notoriety,” sexual possibilities, and why people with two or more dicks aren’t showing it off:

  "If you have two dicks, it has to be the easiest thing in the world to get laid." — Zach Amico [60:22]

• The segment goes deep into hypothetical logistics, porn opportunities, and finishes by nearly landing on some NSFW internet territory.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On British sporting violence:

  "Everyone here is getting their ass kicked." — Zach Amico [06:18]

• On intrusive thoughts:

  "Every time I'm on the subway with a friend, all I want to do as I get off the train is zig Heil them and say, 'See you at the meeting.'" — Zach Amico [19:03]

• On My Strange Addiction:

  "This is exactly what my cat does to cardboard, by the way. That's the first ever black guy in Memphis to eat box." — Zach Amico [30:18]

• On eating disorders:

  “Just be bulimic, you dumb idiots. Old school bulimia is way better than this.” — Alex Tomaselli [56:38]

• On packing and moving:

  "Leaving the clothes in the drawers? ...That's kinda a policy." — Mike Recine [52:01]

• On rare genitalia:

  "He can urinate and ejaculate through both at the same time." — Shannon [60:56]

• On not pushing their luck:

  "We're really dancing on train tracks with this one. Before we show any child pornography, let's call the episode." — Zach Amico [64:40]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:47] – Show begins; guest intros, friendship
• [03:26] – The Atherstone Ball Game (mass street brawl)
• [08:13] – Cheese rolling and British folk traditions
• [13:01] – The BAFTAs, Tourette’s incident, and intrusive thoughts
• [22:09] – Family bathroom trauma, poop knives, clogged toilets
• [29:44] – My Strange Addiction: eating cardboard, snorting food, coffee enemas
• [38:12] – Eminem’s ex-wife Kim: DUI footage
• [45:44] – Vanilla extract alcoholism
• [48:22] – Mayor Dingus’ scandal (voyeurism case)
• [52:01] – Worst moving jobs, cultural quirks
• [55:27] – Viral mouth “condoms” weight-loss trend
• [57:48] – Man with three penises, double-penis stories
• [64:25] – Closing quips & sign-off

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Tone and Delivery

The episode maintains an outrageous, no-holds-barred comedic energy. Zac’s tone is unfiltered, mischievously observational, and often self-deprecating. Both guests and producer Shannon join freely in the riffing, resulting in a show that feels equal parts absurd morning radio, late-night dorm conversation, and dark confessional. There’s an underlying thread of camaraderie, honesty about mental health, and a willingness to turn even the grossest stories into punchlines.

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For New Listeners

This episode is classic Morning Zoo: you’ll get rapid-fire, topical insanity, harsh but hilarious “real talk,” and a willingness to dissect the weirdest corners of news and pop culture. If you’re easily offended or squeamish, beware—but if you want your morning to start with laughs, shocks, and the world’s strangest true stories, this is your show.

Transcript

[Alex Tomaselli]

Fill her up.

[Zach Amico]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

Wake up, it's time to go Zach Amico's got a show Animals are here to play Choke some guests to start your day Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and join the cre

[Zach Amico]

It's

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

a miko morning, too.

[Zach Amico]

Well, hello, it is a Wednesday here at the Gas Digital Network studios. It's your other boy, the international superstar Zach Amico, saying welcome to the morning Zoo. We have the absolute pleasure of two excellent guests joining us as he is very frequently one of my best friends in comedy, Alex Tomaselli. How you doing, buddy?

[Alex Tomaselli]

I'm well, dude. Good to see you, as always.

[Zach Amico]

Good to see you. And sitting next to him, a true treat. One of my favorites. Guys, it's Mike Racine.

[Mike Racine]

Are you guys really best friends?

[Zach Amico]

We are very close. Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

That's cool.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, we go out on the road together a lot.

[Mike Racine]

I'm not close with anybody.

[Zach Amico]

I wouldn't say we're like. We're comedy close. Yeah. Like, if you took any day me and Alex have together on the road and we were a gay couple, that would be the day. Day I think of, like, on my deathbed while we're holding hands.

[Mike Racine]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

Like, we just went antiquing. We smoked a joint in the park. We had hot dogs. Just a beautiful gay day. Okay.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. I've never been to your place or anything, though.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no.

[Alex Tomaselli]

And I don't think you've been in my apartment either.

[Zach Amico]

No, I've only stood outside awkwardly.

[Mike Racine]

I don't think I've ever had a best friend my. My entire life.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I definitely. I lived with my best friend for a long time, so I think that was, like.

[Mike Racine]

There's not a lot.

[Zach Amico]

You kind of resent them, though.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Right. Yeah, yeah. You just find things wrong with them and ruminate about it for the rest of your relationship.

[Mike Racine]

Oh, you're my best friend.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

You're like, my best friend's a loser.

[Zach Amico]

No, I've had. I have a close circle. I would say, like, I have, like, three or four people that I'm really, really close with. Like, talk to every day.

[Mike Racine]

Okay. That's nice.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Yeah, I think. Yeah. I talked. Alex and I talk every week. Yeah, yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

We share movie stuff.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, to me, like, friendship. Like, if I see something co. Like, he's one of the first people I'll text see.

[Mike Racine]

I guess my 4 year old is my best friend. But that's not. That's not going to last forever. That's not going to last forever.

[Zach Amico]

No, but I mean now's the time to do that.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah, but then he's going to leave me for like another kid. For a kid.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike Racine]

And I'm going to be like a bunch of.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike Racine]

I'm going to kill myself.

[Zach Amico]

Then you're going to have to pretend you like your wife again. Yeah, the cycle, right?

[Mike Racine]

Yeah, I think so.

[Zach Amico]

All right, we got a bunch of dumb. Actually, let's get plugs out of the way because I always forget. Mike. What do you want people to check out, dog?

[Mike Racine]

Just check out my podcast, Racine Time. It comes out every week and I got some dates coming up. I got Jersey and Chicago and Janesville, Wisconsin and you can check those out on Mike Racine comedy.com fantastic.

[Zach Amico]

Mr. Thomas Ellie.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. Also check out my podcast, Super Celly Joe's. I do it with Joe Gorman. It's a lot of fun. Subscribe to the YouTube and all that and I'll be on the road with you a bunch soon. So that'll be fun.

[Zach Amico]

Yep. Check me out on Instagram at Zach is not funny. Punch up Live Zach. Mika, for my tickets I have a bunch of dates being announced very soon. And hey, if you like the show, go to gas digital.com today. Bunch of new upgrades to the site really run at all cylinders here at Gas Digital if you use my promo code, Zoo Z O O you get your episodes early ad free and uncensored. You get access to the live chat, the archives, thousands of episodes of all your favorite Gas Digital shows from over the last decade. And most importantly, that's right, you get our Friday bonus episode. We do three of these a week and if you want all three, you got to subscribe. But regardless of how you consume the program, I appreciate you greatly. So I have been watching a new sport that I think I love, not Olympics. This is the Atherstone ball game. And it essentially seems like a hooligan free for all where they have one ball and hundreds of dudes and whoever has possession of the ball after two hours wins the prize pot.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Is this done in the street? Yes, I've seen this. Yes.

[Zach Amico]

And it is so fucking violent. And I thought we would check it out.

[Alex Tomaselli]

This is what Green street hooligans wants to be like. All the guys who watch that movie are like, this is. This is our thing. We're doing this.

[Zach Amico]

Wow.

[Mike Racine]

What's the strategy here?

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, I was about to say once you're in that, that that's it right there's just trying to get into the mosh pit.

[Zach Amico]

Man, how glad must they be that black people haven't found this yet? They would just get dominant. One black guy would beat all these guys. Just destroy them all.

[Alex Tomaselli]

The arm thing. Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

After how long? Two hours.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Sharon, what is the official.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Should be two minutes. You can't hold on to that.

[Zach Amico]

I think the entire event is two hours.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Shannon, do you have any?

[Shannon]

Yeah. It says here they throw a ball into the crowd at 3pm Whoever has it at at 5pm wins. Basically the only rule is you can't kill anyone, but you can just beat the out of people. They also throw pennies into the crowd and there is a gold one worth more.

[Zach Amico]

So you're also now looking for a gold penny while everyone's just beating the shit out of each other.

[Alex Tomaselli]

What country?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

That is a great England. Ah, yeah. They love that shit over there. They love just getting in a brawl over nothing, Dude.

[Zach Amico]

Now, is that more or less dangerous than running with the balls?

[Shannon]

Hmm.

[Zach Amico]

Because running with the bulls, not everybody gets fucked up.

[Alex Tomaselli]

No, you have to like, start near the.

[Zach Amico]

Like, a select amount of people get fucked up. It feels like everyone here is getting their ass kicked.

[Mike Racine]

You can't really see the action, though.

[Alex Tomaselli]

It looks like that's what. It's annoying. It's just a mo. It's just a mass. It's like Astroworld.

[Mike Racine]

And you can't kill someone. How do you know if you've killed someone?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. That is a very fine line.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. I saw some dude just getting cracked in the head right there a bunch of times. So I'm like, that can't be it. How is this legal? How is this a thing?

[Zach Amico]

How do they feel? They all.

[Alex Tomaselli]

They all sign a waiver.

[Zach Amico]

Well, there's also. Have you ever seen what they get?

[Mike Racine]

$200.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, was that. What was the prize? Did they say?

[Shannon]

Oh, hold on a second. I was looking up the injuries. I'll tell you that first. So it just. It seems like usually it's just like scrapes, cuts, concussions. The only severe incident that's listed here is in 2020. Someone had a heart attack. So that's like kind of separate. And then following excessive violence in 2023, police identified certain individuals who used excessive violence, like away from the ball. So they were just kind of like hitting people? Not kind of part of the game. And I'll look up the prize.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Interesting.

[Mike Racine]

Seems very capitalist, if you ask me.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

Bunch of people fighting over, you know,

[Zach Amico]

and the gold penny.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah, right.

[Zach Amico]

That's very like.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Throwing it from your chariot.

[Mike Racine]

I would get everyone together. I'd say if that guy threw a gold penny, he's probably got more gold pennies.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

I'll get the guy with the gold penny.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Hel.

[Zach Amico]

Now you're going down a rabbit hole here. If we're going to start going into the people with the gold pennies.

[Shannon]

So it seems like the prize is the ball.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, good. Oh, okay.

[Shannon]

It says there's a. There's a monetary prize of £10 for the players who manage to get their hands on one of the four ribbons tied to the ball. A gold coin is also thrown into the crowd ahead of the match, with whoever finds it being awarded a small prize. The main prize, however, is the actual ball itself, which weighs four pounds and is filled with water to weigh it down.

[Zach Amico]

Mm.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Lost some teeth, but I got this ball.

[Zach Amico]

Have you ever seen the. The cheese chasing? No. So it's. I think that one's. Was that Scottish or Irish Shannon, where they chase the wheel of cheese down the mountain?

[Shannon]

I think Irish. Hold on, I'll find it.

[Zach Amico]

So there's another. It's another just European people being unhinged.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And it's a giant hill and they roll a giant cheese wheel down it, and whoever gets it wins. But it is. When I say a hill, it's also.

[Shannon]

It's England.

[Zach Amico]

It's England.

[Shannon]

Yeah. I'll show it to you. One second.

[Zach Amico]

There's a really good Netflix show called the Champions, and this is one of the episodes.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, that. That's. That rules.

[Mike Racine]

This is fun.

[Zach Amico]

That.

[Alex Tomaselli]

That's.

[Zach Amico]

By the way, nobody is.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Nobody's even close to the cheese. Everyone got fucked up, by the way.

[Zach Amico]

Everyone's hurt.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yep.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Everyone here has broken and sprained ankle. Like, dude, the girl that won it. Yeah. Because. Oh, I got injured last year and she takes her fucking shirt down and her collarbone is just out.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, God.

[Zach Amico]

She's like, I never got it taken care of.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, yeah, that. You don't. Yeah. It'll heal on its own as long as you can just.

[Zach Amico]

But they're all. Everyone in it has like, giant, like, fucked up elbows. Everybody's knees are all fucked up. I think everyone's brains are in because it's. There's like, holes and there's like, holes and in the hill, there's a version

[Mike Racine]

that's in India and they put one woman on a bus.

[Zach Amico]

Everybody wins. That one girl. Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

It's good to be back. I Was depressed this week.

[Zach Amico]

There we go. Yeah. Which would you rather do, ball or cheese?

[Alex Tomaselli]

The cheese, man. Hell yeah.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like I could maybe tuck and roll that.

[Mike Racine]

Right?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

And just momentum. Yeah. I feel like I. Yeah. I feel like I would. I would wait for everybody to go. Yeah. Right. And then I would get in a hedgehog ball.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. I was about to say you gotta.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Just plow through everybody.

[Mike Racine]

It's like you're getting chased by a boulder. It's very like.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. You can't take a head start. Ill. That'll. That'd be rough.

[Shannon]

I found a slow motion video of them.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, hell yeah, dude.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. That dip right there. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Everyone's each other.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, is that. You got to do what Sonic does.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta try. I gotta press B a bunch first.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, yeah. This is like Braveheart, but better.

[Mike Racine]

Is the purpose to slide. It looks like they're trying. They're sliding on purpose.

[Zach Amico]

I think it's ideal to slide.

[Mike Racine]

Okay. Look at that thing going.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. I was gonna say if their teeth weren't up before now.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, that's. That guy's neck has got to be destroyed.

[Mike Racine]

Look at them all chasing that one wheel of cheese. You must feel so powerful if you're the guy who owns the cheese.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I got the cheese down the hill. Got me my chase.

[Zach Amico]

That can't be good.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Took a tumble in the mud. Not Betty.

[Shannon]

Women.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Did the rotted.

[Zach Amico]

No, they do a woman.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, okay.

[Zach Amico]

They do a woman one and a man.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Shannon, where's that one? It's the one with the women. Fallen. No particular reason.

[Zach Amico]

No, they're all like tough. They're all like the kind of girls you would see running marathons here.

[Shannon]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Like, they're all like.

[Alex Tomaselli]

They're all the. They got muscles on their back.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. They got lats. Here we go.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Here we go. It's funnier.

[Zach Amico]

Just a bunch of English.

[Alex Tomaselli]

They're not going for it as much. They're all going rump first.

[Zach Amico]

There we.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

They do it for women, but there's just a pair of shoes that they already have.

[Zach Amico]

You get to cook the cheese for the guy that won.

[Guest or Caller]

I'm good.

[Zach Amico]

Listen, there is few things feels powerful as having a wheel of cheese to yourself.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. Got a Lord of the Rings marathon.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Hell yeah.

[Zach Amico]

As someone who has had an entire wheel of A steering wheel of Brie in his possession, it's a powerful feeling.

[Mike Racine]

But see, that is a little bit of like a peasant activity.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

100% of people.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, 100% that's, that's. There's nothing to do here.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So let's watch each other fuck each other up. But who's.

[Mike Racine]

But, but my question would be like who. Who has all the cheese?

[Zach Amico]

I think it's a company. Does it. I think whoever sponsors the event.

[Mike Racine]

Right.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Mike's always like, who's at the top

[Mike Racine]

of this, Top of this thing?

[Zach Amico]

Who's got the. Who's the. Yeah, yeah. Why are we fighting? All we had. We had to burn down Big Cheese. All right. We could use that as a jumping off point. I'm sure we're gonna talk about it on rap too. I didn't talk about it yesterday because it was a pre tape. The baftas thing. I gotta tell you, something stinks. Something stinks here. I think this. Everyone fell for it.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I think. And I would love to get your guys opinions for people that I'm sure everyone fucking knows that the BAFTA's award show. The guys from Sinners were presenting. One of the movies that was nominated was a documentary about a guy with Tourette's or not a feature about a guy with Tourette's. And the guy who that movie is based on was there and he yelled the N word. Guys from center. So go ahead. Shannon. Why not? And I are delighted to be presenting the first BAFTA of the night for a vital part of movie making. What a beat. We're here to celebrate. What a beat. So Alan coming. Apologized kind of basically if you were offended. But you know, we don't. This is a person that can't help it. Mixed opinions online.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, a lot of mixed opinions.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's a mixed basket of opinions.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Any. A lot of people like you could have picked any word if you have Tourette's or not picked. But like it's. You know, why specifically that word?

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. And I guess the guy has whatever the. I think they say it's like 10 to 20% of people at Tourette's have the one where you have to yell something that you don't mean. That's a true. It's basically you express your intrusive thoughts.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So your brain goes what's the worst thing I could do right now? And then you have to do you. Your brain literally just goes all right, let's see what this does. It's like the same. They. They yell like gun at an airport. I have a gun in an airport. Yeah, shit like that.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

So people are like, why is he. Why is it. Why is that word news? Okay. It's in all of our.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

We know the word zeitgeist.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Forever.

[Zach Amico]

And. And if you're at a public event and there's two black guys on stage, what's the worst thing you could do?

[Alex Tomaselli]

It's also the biggest black movie of, like, the decade.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. It's the worst possible thing.

[Mike Racine]

And he probably knew it was coming right before it came out of his mouth. He's probably like. But I was trying to explain that to a friend of mine. I was like, you know, like, when you're a white guy, you're always thinking about the N word. Yeah. Because you. Because it can always. You can always blurt it out and it can ruin people's day.

[Zach Amico]

It could ruin your. It is an opportunity at every moment to possibly ruin your life.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yes.

[Mike Racine]

And it's so quick.

[Zach Amico]

It's like that, too. Everything.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Everything.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah. Yeah. Gone.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

In a second. 71 years of advocacy this guy has done for Tourette's.

[Mike Racine]

Like, most people don't understand that kind of pressure that we all. That we all deal with.

[Zach Amico]

Now him and Kramer are just stuck. Yeah. Forever being the guys that yelled the N word. Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

It is like your finger on the red button all the time.

[Mike Racine]

Right.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Now that you mention it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Right, Right. We're always just sitting there, dude.

[Zach Amico]

It's always there. And it's because it's the worst. It's like yelling fire. Or like, you know, you're not. So I have. I am medicated. I am on Zoloft. Okay. And one of the things I am on for is because I have issues with intrusive thoughts. Since when I was a kid, I just thought I was a really bad person because I would just have, like, horrible, like, violent thoughts or like, what if I did this? Like, I remember we had a. An assembly. Why you shouldn't call 9 1. Like prank 91 1.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I told my mom that night, I. I feel like I have to call 911 and hang up. Like, I couldn't. I couldn't scratch the itch of wanting to do.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah, yeah. I did that once as a kid with a payphone.

[Zach Amico]

It's a little funny.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You really. Somebody might have died. Yeah, somebody might have died because they had to stop at that payphone real quick. So I get. I guess it's particularly. I empathize with the guy because I have.

[Mike Racine]

I.

[Zach Amico]

A small fraction of what that must feel like because I have this intrusive thoughts issue. And of course, it's the worst thing you can say. Now we can separate, like, That's a horrible thing that happened with not saying that guy's a racist.

[Mike Racine]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

Because he also yelled the queen in her face.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Hell yeah.

[Mike Racine]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

When he got the word from the queen. Yeah, fuck the queen in her face. And she went, it's okay.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, I like that. So he's have other instances of doing this publicly. Okay. So, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So here's my.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Makes even more sense.

[Zach Amico]

This is where I think, what stinks, what's something evil is afoot. That shit was a two hour pre tape.

[Mike Racine]

Right.

[Alex Tomaselli]

They didn't have to include it.

[Zach Amico]

They had two hours to edit that out.

[Mike Racine]

I didn't know that.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

You're saying it was an inside job?

[Zach Amico]

Yes, very much so. I think they use the controversy to a, who the fuck gave a shit about the baftas? Always going to say a goddamn thing about it. Right. B, now Netflix happens to be premiering that movie soon. Mm.

[Mike Racine]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

You're telling me that they sat that guy close enough to a microphone?

[Mike Racine]

Because you ever have moments where you're like, you're like around black people and you're like, I'm so glad I don't have Tourette's right now. Like, you're like, you're like, I'm so glad that I can control my impulses.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because sometimes you think is, what's the worst thing I can do right now? Nothing. Every time I'm on. I've ever been on the subway with a friend, if I'm getting off the train first.

[Mike Racine]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

All I want to do as I get off the train is zig Heil them and say, see you at the meeting and then leave them on the train with that.

[Mike Racine]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

But I don't do that because I don't want to fuck up my friend's deck. I think about it every time.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I'm going to think about this now.

[Zach Amico]

I'm going to try to do every time the train.

[Mike Racine]

Once you start. Yeah, like once you start. Once it gets in your head.

[Zach Amico]

I know every time the train goes by and the guy sticks his head out the little window, I go, I wonder if I slapped him. It would decapitate him like as fast.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, yeah. I think stuff like that. 100%.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. I would break my arm. But I wonder if I. If I could knock his head off like Jason I. Using the momentum of the train after

[Alex Tomaselli]

watching like too many Scorsese movies in a row, I would just like stare at people and imagine how arterial spray would shoot out of their head.

[Shannon]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Those are intrusive thoughts.

[Alex Tomaselli]

All right. That's Weird.

[Zach Amico]

Those are intrusive thoughts.

[Alex Tomaselli]

There's a lot of arterial spray in those movies.

[Zach Amico]

I just think this was a plan.

[Mike Racine]

Do they act on their intrusive thoughts too, or do they just say stuff?

[Zach Amico]

I think some do. Some have to hit themselves.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That was one of my issues before I started going to therapy, taking Zoloft, I would punch myself in the leg at night, like, uncontrollably, like, in my sleep because I would be all bruised up, by the way. This is. This is what a Hank Hill ass dad I have. I told my. I'm tired, you know, I've been having this problem. I've been waking up my wife every night screaming and punching myself. And my dad goes, what you got to do? Take a rope and tie your arm to your waist. And if that's not the most working class Italian dad answer, not, hey, let's open up this box of spiders that's living in my brain to find out why I'm doing it. Ah, what you gotta do, Zach? You just tie your arms.

[Mike Racine]

You go to Home Depot.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Jerry, rig your sleep.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Tie your arm behind your back. That way, you know, that way you can still have the crippling emotional problem.

[Mike Racine]

Is it both arms? Just one.

[Zach Amico]

Usually it's my right hand.

[Mike Racine]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And it's always the kneecap.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I. Dude, I would hit myself so hard, and it would just be uncontrollable. Luckily, therapy and a little bit of medicine has really helped. It's sometimes now.

[Mike Racine]

I slammed my head into the wall last week, and that felt kind of good.

[Zach Amico]

In your sleep?

[Mike Racine]

No, I was. I was installing a baby gate in the house.

[Zach Amico]

Oh.

[Mike Racine]

I was having trouble with it.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I thought you just had a moment.

[Mike Racine]

You were like, no. Yeah. Yeah, I did.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, you did?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Okay. That's all right. Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. That's feels good.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it does. If you're frustrated right in front of

[Zach Amico]

the kids, teach them something.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Let them know how to let Steve off.

[Shannon]

That's how it.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, that's how it's passed out.

[Zach Amico]

Right.

[Alex Tomaselli]

That's why my dad was the flashlight dad. Where I'd hold it and then he'd get mad at how I was holding it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

It's classic.

[Zach Amico]

My dad was the get me, and he would name a tool that there's no way I would know what that is. And I would just bring back something. And I'd be like, is this it? And he'd be like, how do you not know? And I'm like, you never taught Me?

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because you work six and a half days a week. I'm upstairs with the lady, the vacuum all day. How the am I supposed to know what these things are?

[Shannon]

Right?

[Mike Racine]

I know all of mom's tools. Why is that?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, they're in.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Ask me about.

[Zach Amico]

They're in the little drawer next to the bed.

[Mike Racine]

I bring mommy her toys all the time.

[Zach Amico]

How do you not know what a 3,4 socket wrench is? I don't know, man. You're not around because I'm a boy.

[Mike Racine]

Dads.

[Zach Amico]

But yeah, I think this was. This was using controversy because there's no way they couldn't edit it. They edited out somebody saying free Palestine.

[Mike Racine]

I bet they did. I bet they did.

[Zach Amico]

So I don't know. I think it tells us a lot about who's in control of the show. Oh, yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I mean. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And yeah. If you don't. I think it was humiliating for those two dudes, regardless of if the guy can control if that's a humiliating situation. And it's super humiliating for the guy. And I think he was kind of being used.

[Mike Racine]

Zach's mom is like, honey, can you bring me the fish spatula?

[Zach Amico]

Yep.

[Mike Racine]

Yes, Mommy.

[Zach Amico]

I wasn't. No, it was, get out of my kitchen.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Or.

[Zach Amico]

Or your father took a poop that won't flush. Get me the wooden spoon.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, geez.

[Zach Amico]

And then she would break it up, and then now I gotta buy a new wooden spoon.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Okay. At least she do that.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. No. I always suggested, why don't we use a wire hanger and not waste wooden spoons, But I believe Bobby has a poop knife.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, that's. I was going to bring that up

[Mike Racine]

a lot of families.

[Alex Tomaselli]

That's crazy.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah. There was a Reddit post years ago, and people were like, some. Somebody was like, I thought every family had a poop knife.

[Alex Tomaselli]

No, that's wrong. You just gotta. You need better dieting. Like, more refage, more broccoli.

[Zach Amico]

Right. I don't think I've ever taken a solid enough to need one.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Or I haven't in my. My dad used to leave, like, bowl chokers.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I've clocked that.

[Zach Amico]

Just didn't go down.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Have you ever taken a. That you felt widened your ass?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, 100%.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Like, you're. You're like, oh. You're like, pushed it. You're like, Jesus Christ.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. You're preaching like it hurt.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

You feel. You're like, Jesus. Yeah. I did it in the library once. I remember it that well. Like, it's like, ugh. I left like Walking weird.

[Zach Amico]

Didn't you shut in the toilet that you weren't supposed to shit it at the Robbie show?

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, tell that Libertarian show. So they didn't have a working toilet.

[Zach Amico]

Why would they. Right.

[Alex Tomaselli]

They had a heated.

[Zach Amico]

It's not the government's job to pay for that toile. So we just don't have one.

[Alex Tomaselli]

They had a toilet and you weren't supposed to in it at a heated toilet seat.

[Zach Amico]

But it was like a potty. Yeah, like, it was a.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Like, well, it was a toilet, but it wasn't plugged into anything. So everything was in the bottom of the toilet. So they would have to empty it at the end of night. So they were like, please don't shit in it because it'll fill up quick.

[Mike Racine]

Right.

[Alex Tomaselli]

So I missed that part. And I went in and I had been drinking Metamucil all weekend because I was constipated. So I shit everything in there. And then the heated toilet seat, like, cooked to the. In the pot and the bathroom got shut down.

[Zach Amico]

The whole.

[Mike Racine]

On the seat.

[Alex Tomaselli]

No, in. No, it just the whole concoction, like.

[Mike Racine]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

It was like a crock.

[Mike Racine]

Pot started boiling.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. He had his out low and slow.

[Alex Tomaselli]

They shut down and onions after two hours. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think Robbie likes that I tell this story. It happened.

[Mike Racine]

So my sister came over and, like, clogged my toilet really bad.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Women's shit's, like, worse.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah. I had to Google, like, how to. Because I was using the plunger. Didn't work. I'd, like, pour baking soda in the toilet.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Draino.

[Zach Amico]

I've had dish soap work sometimes. Oh, really? Yeah. Loosened it up. Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

It's just so. Because you can't not put a sign that says don't. Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, I missed that completely. He thinks I didn't. He thinks I. I think I was standing there. But you. I'm a stoner, so I was, like, looking off.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, man, I'm gonna take a big.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I wonder what dinosaurs existed 100 years ago here. Yeah, so that was me.

[Zach Amico]

It's so funny. They had. There was just no bathroom at the show.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, they were.

[Mike Racine]

Oh, nice.

[Alex Tomaselli]

They were not happy with me, but. Yeah, everyone just laughing.

[News Reporter]

I don't know.

[Mike Racine]

Was it like an outdoor show or something?

[Alex Tomaselli]

No, it was in, like a. It was in, like, a warehouse. It was a libertarian clubhouse hang.

[Mike Racine]

Okay.

[Alex Tomaselli]

It was a. It was. Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

It was at a middle school.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, it was. It was a good gig. Except for that.

[Zach Amico]

I think a working toilet is. Is not a lot to ask for in A venue.

[Alex Tomaselli]

No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't rebut too much when I was. There's a pun there, but when I

[Zach Amico]

was in Cannes, the lines of the bathroom were so long that everybody g.

[Mike Racine]

Robbie, I guess you need to call the government toilet.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, listen, we don't deal with big toilet here. We take care of our own waste. When I was in Cannes, the lines to the bathroom at the bars were so long that all the guys started going around the corner into this alleyway to piss. And I was on piss patrol for people. Like, I would stand there and make sure people didn't walk in on them. I did it once, and at a certain point, I had to tell people, I think you guys gotta stop pissing back here. And I went, why? I went, look down. And it was like, to your shoelaces. Like, people were waiting in piss.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Wow, that's disgusting.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that was the. That. That was. That was. That was the night I got bodied by the cop in France for running naked through the bar

[Alex Tomaselli]

in France, too. That's like. That's like their pastime.

[Zach Amico]

They tackled me and pulled my pants up and just said, this is forbidden.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, see, Exactly. I was about to say, they're like, stop. Just stop.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, they just pulled my pants up and they're like, get out of here.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, in America, that's a sex crime and all. Blah, blah, blah.

[Zach Amico]

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[Mike Racine]

Right, Right.

[Zach Amico]

Well, we've got a black gentleman and he's got a very strange addiction. Not crack. 39 years old. I live in m. Tennessee. Okay.

[Mike Racine]

Eats cardboard.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

Okay.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Well, explains why his teeth are British. You don't have to do this, bro.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Alex Tomaselli]

It's not the worst addiction, but it's not the worst.

[Zach Amico]

But I have to spray my cat with a water bottle when he does this. Yeah, man, whatever. This is exactly what my cat does in cardboard, by the way. That's the only. That's the first ever black guy in Memphis to eat box.

[Alex Tomaselli]

That's Whatever, man.

[Zach Amico]

I don't. That. What. What trauma gets you there.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It's got to be like when you were a kid, you waited for a delivery. Maybe you were super hungry.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. Just ate.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And you got your groceries once a month delivered in a cardboard box or something like that. So now you associate.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

There's tragedy to it probably where it

[Zach Amico]

was poor because every fetish is something up. That pretty much happened to you as a kid, right? More or less.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, maybe. Or you're just exposed to something where you're like, oh.

[Zach Amico]

I think they say guys that are super in defeat. Like, their moms probably walked around them barefoot a lot when they were super little. And when you're little, that was your eyeline.

[Mike Racine]

Okay.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Maybe as someone who's. I gotta call them.

[Mike Racine]

I gotta go visit my mom.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Somebody. They have a bit about it, but, like, I don't think it's. I don't know. I think people get so weird about feet and it's unnecessary. Like, I don't think it's weird to like, peop. Like someone who has nice feet as opposed to not liking someone who has disgusting feet. Yeah, Yeah. I think people even get weird on that where they're like, oh, don't even bring up feet.

[Zach Amico]

There's a difference between admiring feet and, like, needing to smell shoes.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yes, that. That's weird. That's a wired.

[Mike Racine]

That white people don't season their cardboard.

[Zach Amico]

Or be plain ass. Cardboard. Cardboard raisins in it. Who brought this cardboard? Who brought this cardboard to the cookout Becky. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

[Mike Racine]

Bland ass cardboard.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Well, take that. Guy figured out how to deep fried cardboard. He's melting in the pot.

[Mike Racine]

Do you have any cardboard? I want to see. Is it easy to, like, swallow?

[Zach Amico]

I don't think it's got to be.

[Shannon]

I can just tell you like a little bit because I, you know, I watch this show, so I've seen this episode and he, I guess, you know, obviously for the sake of the show they do this, but it's so stupid that he goes to like a cardboard factory so that he can sample the different types of cardboard based on.

[Alex Tomaselli]

He's got the little spoons. He's like, let me get one of the thin. The extra thin.

[Shannon]

He also would do a thing where he would, like, like wet a few pieces and then leave it out so that it makes it like crispier on the outside.

[Zach Amico]

He's making cardboard jerky.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

And then he would like rip little pieces of it and keep it in little, like plastic bags to take around with him while he makes his snack. Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I have got an Amazon box for you.

[Shannon]

He also says that it, like, gives him his power and that he's tried to stop eating it before and he feels like he doesn't have any power, but this guy has like the energy level of like a napkin. It's like, I don't know, like what he's like without power, but he says this is what fuels him is the cardboard.

[Zach Amico]

This is why so many black guys work for ups. Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

He's the only open one.

[Zach Amico]

They're all seriously. Right, right, right.

[Mike Racine]

I'm just watching me like, damn, man, why you gotta.

[Zach Amico]

Come on, man. They're gonna know. Yeah. Where we get our power. That's gotta be. Yeah. I think it's gotta be a deep mental thing. It's not like you crate. Because it doesn't do any. It's not nutritious. No. So like the people that eat their hair, their fingernails, they ever talk about,

[Mike Racine]

like, the root causes of this, of why they do this stuff?

[Zach Amico]

I think they. Sometimes they go to a therapist. Right.

[Shannon]

They some. This guy. This guy. They didn't. It annoys me on the show when they don't see a doctor because I like that part of like seeing how it affects their body.

[Mike Racine]

Right.

[Shannon]

But this is. It's called pica. I'm just making sure I'm spelling it right. I'm not. I think it's P, I, C, A, but it's the desire to. Okay. Pica, an eating disorder characterized by the persistent Craving and consumption of non food items like dirt, dirt, paint chips and hair. So it's just like a. It's an eating disorder.

[Mike Racine]

I told you, stop eating the cardboard.

[Zach Amico]

You're so fat.

[Mike Racine]

They get the doctor from.

[Zach Amico]

I mean the worst is to the worst of the lady that was eating her mattress and the one that was eating her husband's ashes. Right. Is there anything better than that?

[Shannon]

Those are pretty good. There was a guy, I don't know if it's recently, if I was watching an old episode, but he was addicted to tuna fish. But like not just eating tuna fish. This. It was the smell of it. And he just left cans of it all over his house. And there were bugs and mice and it was the worst thing. And then he goes on a date with a girl and then just, you know, of course they have to do this, but it was so dumb. And then so he pulls out the can. He's like, I just have to like let you know this is what I do. And she just like walks out.

[Mike Racine]

Oh.

[Shannon]

Oh, my. The worst one this season. This is the worst one. The woman who. She was so obnoxious and she would any. All of her food. She would blend it and snort it. I can find a video if you want.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

She would blend it and it really, really pisses me.

[Zach Amico]

I also forgot about the couple that was addicted to coffee enemas.

[Shannon]

Oh, yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, that was weird. Yeah. I didn't like that.

[Zach Amico]

We. I.

[Alex Tomaselli]

We did that on the show. Yeah, yeah. That was. That, that woman.

[Zach Amico]

It was like three a day. It was like three a day.

[Alex Tomaselli]

They pissed me off.

[Zach Amico]

They both didn't work because they were so busy shoving coffee up all day.

[Alex Tomaselli]

You don't have to.

[Zach Amico]

Sounds nice once. Right, right, right.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, man.

[Shannon]

This is snorting food, lady. She's the worst.

[Zach Amico]

Did she just.

[Guest or Caller]

Quite a little bit of spice in this guacamole. I'm nervous. I'm excited to try it.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Braces as an adult.

[Guest or Caller]

Splendid as it is. Some. Sometimes I'll add something.

[Zach Amico]

How do you up your teeth when you don't chew?

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Guest or Caller]

Italian restaurants.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, dude. She snorts her food and you can still consume it that way. No, it still. It goes down the same thing.

[Shannon]

It doesn't though. Like that's. She claims. I'm gonna pause it for a second. She claims that she does. That she's been doing this for five years and that she's lost 30 pound during 30 pounds during those years. But it isn't. Actually most of it is not getting into your. Like into you nutritionally. So that's. It's impossible that she's been doing this for five years. And also, you'll see. I'll play it as I'm talking, but as she snores, it's like it takes her six years to make this cup go down, like a quarter of an inch. It's like none of this makes sense.

[Guest or Caller]

I don't overeat. I consume less calories.

[Alex Tomaselli]

This is horrible. This woman needs to be flame thrown, dude.

[Shannon]

Awful.

[Alex Tomaselli]

$30. It's not a lot. 30 pounds is not a lot.

[Guest or Caller]

I have had bloody noses about once or twice, and that was more at the beginning.

[Zach Amico]

What happens if she blows you?

[Guest or Caller]

Except

[Zach Amico]

her nose looks like it's collapsing

[Shannon]

and she sounds like she's stuffy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, of course she is. She's have already laying those.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Her skin's bad, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

It doesn't seem real.

[Shannon]

It doesn't.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I hate her.

[Zach Amico]

I don't.

[Shannon]

Isn't she the worst? She's so unlikable.

[Guest or Caller]

I cannot stand to have hate in my life.

[Alex Tomaselli]

If I met you deserve hate in your life.

[Guest or Caller]

Sometimes I'm absolutely stuck by social norms to eat orally. It just makes me very uncomfortable. I'm very socially awkward and very quiet because of that, I do try to avoid events that I'm going to have to eat the conventional way.

[Zach Amico]

Dude. I'm still. I still vote for the lady that was eating her mattress, but because, boy, did that lady prove you are what you eat.

[Alex Tomaselli]

She was a big, bulbous.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, she was quite a. She's quite a sizable gal. All right, here we got some more body cam footage. Eminem's ex, Kim, body cam footage from DUI arrest.

[Shannon]

So I actually found a couple of extra ones. There are three total beautiful body cam videos. The first one is when they're doing the breath test, and then I have them questioning her and then them searching her car.

[Zach Amico]

Absolutely.

[Shannon]

Here's the first one.

[Zach Amico]

This is Detroit, so all you're gonna do is take a deep breath in and then.

[Mike Racine]

But she made it home okay.

[Shannon]

She crashed. I don't want to ruin it.

[Zach Amico]

Keep going, Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.

[Alex Tomaselli]

She looks like Eminem. Like old eminem, too. And Dr. Dre said.

[Zach Amico]

Driving under the influence.

[Shannon]

Kim, you.

[Zach Amico]

A basement head

[Alex Tomaselli]

popping out, two broken

[Zach Amico]

legs trying to walk it off. All right, Kim, can you go ahead and turn around for me, please?

[Shannon]

They don't show you what her BAC is.

[Zach Amico]

Put your hands behind your back.

[Shannon]

Can I.

[Mike Racine]

My family.

[Caller or Additional Guest]

No one's going.

[Zach Amico]

No, we will.

[Shannon]

We will.

[Zach Amico]

You've been cool with us. I would have just sitting there going, I paid for that Range Rover.

[Alex Tomaselli]

And the tattoos. The hoodie.

[Shannon]

Tattoos and hoodie are fine.

[Zach Amico]

So long. Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

I just want to let you know, fellas, there is a song about me. About how I'm a drug addict.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

And a drunk.

[Zach Amico]

Sorry. I'm used to being in the trunk.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

Okay, I'm gonna stop this one. Nothing else really happened to everyone's the next one. Okay.

[Alex Tomaselli]

So back from the dead.

[Shannon]

The second one is the. The questioning where she's like basically saying that she hasn't been drinking at all, but she crashed into her garage.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, that sucks. That's in your garage. Is it a crime that's like in your pants sliding into home base.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Exactly.

[Caller or Additional Guest]

I stopped at this and I always had my bracelet because it's dark down there. And this guy who was in a little blue neon, little blue sharp or whatever. And he came into my oncoming lane as I was pulling out. Crazy how much didn't have no choice like actually to go around him.

[Shannon]

I didn't.

[Alex Tomaselli]

She's dressed like 50 cent pickup drum the vest.

[Zach Amico]

Dressed like a stud.

[Caller or Additional Guest]

And I said I'm going to go back down there and take care of it. As soon as she dress, I'll get P up for bed. I didn't plan on leaving it. I do have insurance. I have my tags up to plate. Like I didn't want to leave it like that, honestly.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Exactly.

[Zach Amico]

So much more understandable why he hates machine gun Kelly. She looks and carries herself just like, dude, the one.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. She's just gotta go like this and

[Zach Amico]

be like, yeah, she's gotta paint her nails and flip off the camera. Oh bang.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Megan Fox. Have a bunch of kids who are weird.

[Zach Amico]

Go ahead.

[Alex Tomaselli]

You know Charlie's mom from it's always Sunny? This is like the young version before she's like.

[Shannon]

Over the pants is weird.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Detroit. This cop looks like an open micro from Brooklyn.

[Zach Amico]

No, you hit your garage door. This cop looks like when the guy who's supposed to play the cop in a movie didn't show up. So they just put somebody on the crew in a cop uniform

[Alex Tomaselli]

a little bit.

[Caller or Additional Guest]

Dude following us. And

[Shannon]

her story doesn't make sense. That's why she crashed into the garage.

[Zach Amico]

She crashed to a garage and the guy was following her.

[Shannon]

Yes. Or then also someone came into her path and oncoming traffic.

[Mike Racine]

Is this the same incident or different?

[Shannon]

Do you want to grab your insurance?

[Zach Amico]

All right.

[Shannon]

And I'll show you.

[Alex Tomaselli]

When they start call the cops or do they just pass by and we're like, oh, she crashed into her chan.

[Zach Amico]

Do you know?

[Shannon]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Alex Tomaselli]

That part passing by makes sense. If they called, I would have just been like, n through the door and been like, my car's.

[Mike Racine]

Did you see that video in Jersey of the lady who. The drunk driver who crashed a car into the daycare?

[Zach Amico]

No, no. Shannon, look it up.

[Shannon]

Yeah, I can. I can find that. I know you're talking about Shannon's like, I got it. I. No body cam footage.

[Zach Amico]

What do we got?

[Alex Tomaselli]

She got some good stuff. No, it's out of the water.

[Zach Amico]

We got Kim.

[Shannon]

It's not the color of water, though.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Smack, dude.

[Shannon]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, is that a bottle of vodka?

[Shannon]

Yeah, so I believe there's booze and soda in the bottles.

[Zach Amico]

All right, thank you.

[Shannon]

All right.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Hell yeah.

[Shannon]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

All right.

[Shannon]

Sounds good.

[Zach Amico]

A report here says she had had a fifth of vodka and someone dared her to drive.

[Shannon]

Yeah,

[Mike Racine]

when you put booze in a soda bottle.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, the way. The way. The way you drink when you're. Yeah. 19. Yeah, yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

There it is at 22.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Let's rock, dude.

[Zach Amico]

So empty. Fireball shooter there.

[Mike Racine]

That's not.

[Alex Tomaselli]

God.

[Zach Amico]

Trash.

[Alex Tomaselli]

The nail in the coffin of trash.

[Zach Amico]

No, no. I was hoping that you still had that on you. Oh, dude, cream soda and fireball. That's what we gave out at my wedding. That legitimately was the. The favorite. My wedding. You didn't need a straw. Do you want to do it? I thought you just hovered over it.

[Shannon]

Oh, they can test it. That's fun.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, they're.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, wow.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Hell, yeah. Good tech, dude.

[Zach Amico]

I can smell the crown.

[Shannon]

Yeah, it's alcohol.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Hell, yeah. Honestly, Kim rules. Take it all back.

[Shannon]

I'll try to find the other one.

[Alex Tomaselli]

You were having a good time, dude.

[Mike Racine]

That's.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Who hasn't done that.

[Zach Amico]

Not as an adult lad. I'll just take it back. End of the last year, I think. Who hasn't done that in the last year? I've definitely been driving with someone who had soda booze. In a soda. In a. In a soda cup. Yeah, but we were. We were in the middle of nowhere. There was no other cars on the road. I was fine with that.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah. Drunk driving. Such a blurry line.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

You know, literally. Yeah, but every. Everybody thinks they can.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I would even say we all had one friend growing up we trusted.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah, right.

[Zach Amico]

I should be the drunk driver, right?

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. I had a friend's older brother one time drive us to the mall drunk.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Like, on the way there, we figured out he was Drunk. We were like, well, we're already halfway there. We're not gonna get out of the car.

[Zach Amico]

You know?

[Alex Tomaselli]

We made it. Yeah, dude.

[Zach Amico]

There was another one we watched recently whose chick was non verbal. She was so up. Oh, yeah. And they found 40 bottles of vanilla extract tossed in the back.

[Shannon]

Why?

[Zach Amico]

Vanilla extract has alcohol. It's like half alcohol.

[Mike Racine]

Oh, really?

[Zach Amico]

And she had so many DUIs, she wasn't allowed to buy alcohol anymore.

[Mike Racine]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

So she was just clearing out the vanilla extract at the grocery store. Do you have bad. That must taste too.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah, it's like 30 bucks for a little bottle.

[Zach Amico]

And, dude, her whole back seat was filled with it.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, that's not. Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

She couldn't. Overwhelming. She was so fucked up.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Jesus Christ. The things I found out.

[Shannon]

I found that the video that Mike was talking about.

[News Reporter]

Impact.

[Shannon]

That happens in an instance.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I did see this.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

There you see it. Kids fine gray SUV slammed into the mother and the young boys who were standing there.

[Mike Racine]

She did kind of like pick a kid to save them.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, I think the. Because the other one fell. The other one was standing. She didn't really take into account the other. The other one was going to get crushed. If you watch carefully, the mother had back and neck injuries. Police immediately. Oh, yeah, you're right. She picks one, goes to get the other one, but he gets hit by the car. She did pick one, Mike. She picked the one on the right.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. Holy.

[Mike Racine]

Yep.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I would use that against my mom forever.

[Shannon]

Me too.

[Zach Amico]

I would just have that video going every Christmas. Dude, that car knocked the can we watch, right? That car knocked us.

[Mike Racine]

Because it looks like the car's gonna tip over.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Immediately, your first thought is, that kid's dead. And then it just kind of pushes him.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I want to see that again.

[Alex Tomaselli]

That's horrible. Video evidence for their case. Oh, he's reaching out. Oh, he's so sad.

[Zach Amico]

He's fine. Walk it off.

[Alex Tomaselli]

She even. She even goes to the kid who's crunched. Well, she's sort of, like, trying to.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I think she's trying to figure out if her other kid is pinned.

[Alex Tomaselli]

That's what I mean, dude.

[Shannon]

This is.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Whatever, dude. She's a bad mom.

[Mike Racine]

What did that lady say when she got out of the car? It's just Dunkin Donuts.

[Zach Amico]

Is this the line for pickup?

[Alex Tomaselli]

I saw, like, four blue kids. Are they okay?

[Zach Amico]

I'm Tim's mom. I'm a little late. Sorry. Holy shit. That's fucking brutal. All right, we got a little bit More to go and we will wrap up soon. Butler, Ohio Republican Mayor Wayne Dingus has been charged with voyeurism after he was caught sniffing underage girls underwear.

[Shannon]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Mayor Dingus, how could you? Yeah, Shannon, what do we got?

[Mike Racine]

We got to make an example out of some of these people.

[Shannon]

Do you want to see, like, the little news thing about it?

[Zach Amico]

Of course.

[News Reporter]

Dingus is facing two counts of warriorism after he was allegedly caught on camera sniffing a teen girl's underwear.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Looks like Jimmy Carter.

[News Reporter]

And spoke with the chief of police, Eric Windbickler.

[Alex Tomaselli]

It's basically that the village council is aware of the incident and the charges, and they're going to be discussing it here. Undetermined date. But sooner than later, he referred me

[News Reporter]

to the Richland County Sheriff's office.

[Zach Amico]

We'll be more than happy to give you all the information that we have for the public records request.

[Alex Tomaselli]

But at this point, we think the

[Zach Amico]

report speaks for itself. Okay. All right.

[News Reporter]

Well, I'll be glad to receive that. The report states that the victim placed a hidden reporter in her bedroom after suspecting Dingus had been in there before when she wasn't home. She said video showed that he picked up two pairs of her underwear and smelled them for several seconds. Dingus was in court this morning. He was released on the 10th.

[Zach Amico]

Pause. Dingus.

[Mike Racine]

The only face you could make if you're.

[Zach Amico]

If you're getting arrested for underwear, you don't go. I'm gonna put on my best Steve from Blue's clue. It's already. Dude, you're Mayor Dingus of Butler.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And you fuck that up. Now can he. Can his. So I'm assuming this is someone who had access to her room. So maybe it's a stepdad sitch. Can he just go? I was checking. See if they're clean.

[Mike Racine]

What happened? They put a camera in the girl's room and he was caught.

[Zach Amico]

So the girl said she put a camera in her room.

[Mike Racine]

The young girl? Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And that she saw him pick up two different pairs of underwear and smell them.

[Mike Racine]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

I think you gotta go. I was trying to see if they needed to go in the laundry.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I guess that's gotta be your only.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Only defense. Yeah. Right.

[Zach Amico]

Or you go on my strange addiction. You say I'm addicted to sniffing little girl's underwear, which, you know, it says that he also.

[Shannon]

Like he was smelling the clothes for several seconds as well as touching his groin area over his clothes.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

So you can't.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's a tough one.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Sorry, bud.

[News Reporter]

Rip.

[Zach Amico]

When I was helping My dad move into his last house with his. With his chicken. She has two kids. She had a teenage daughter at the time. She's an adult now. And they packed in the weird. I've never seen people pack like this. They kept all the clothes in the drawers. Yeah. And just taped them. Clothes.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then would hand me the drawers to bring upstairs. And then we would bring up the empty thing. And the first thing my dad's girlfriend handed me was her. A drawer of her teenage girls panties. And I'm just standing there with an entire drawer of little girl underwear. And all I could think to do was put it all over my body, like intrusive. Put it on. But like around my legs, like my arms. Like, I'm the ultimate warrior with the tassels.

[Mike Racine]

Oh, right, right.

[Zach Amico]

Like as a bit as a cover myself in repair. And then walk in with the. With the drawer under my arm and just go, work smarter, not harder. Right, boys? Mike, you used to work with people moving. What's the most inconvenient ship? It's. It's always a chick who's like, still packing as you get there. Right.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, leaving the clothes in the drawers is.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

They should be taken out and put in boxes.

[Zach Amico]

I agree.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah. That's kind of a policy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah, that's. It's a lady thing to do. Yeah. Why? I mean, it's just gonna go back in the drawer anyway.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah. I'll tell you who's kind of the worst with. With boxes. It's Asians. They pack their boxes kind of heavy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You think that's just.

[Mike Racine]

I like them for other reasons.

[Zach Amico]

Do you think that's just work? Like a cultural thing? Like they just give the. Or they just don't give a. I don't.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know.

[Mike Racine]

Their boxes are always really heavy.

[Zach Amico]

Maybe these have heavy possessions. Yeah, it could be bonsai trees, stones, shit like that. Nunchucks. All heavy shit.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Gongs.

[Zach Amico]

All right, what's the most ridiculous thing somebody asked to move?

[Mike Racine]

Yeah, I mean, I've heard stories about like. I mean, sometimes people just have like randomly really heavy stuff. Like these guys that I know had, like, they moved somebody who had like a cattle scale that they had to carry up two flights of stairs.

[Zach Amico]

Sorry, guys. I'm trying to get my health in order. I had a. I knew a guy in college who had an old school giant tv, but back when t. Before flat screens. So the TV was the size of the common area.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah. I remember those as big screen TVs,

[Zach Amico]

but it was huge. It was like. It had to be. It was like a five person job.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he made people move it to and from his dorm rooms for years. And that's insane to me. There's no way.

[Mike Racine]

Even just a sleeper sofa. That's like. That's kind of the worst.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

That doesn't make any sense.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

I know why people have those.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I'm a big fan of the sectional.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Did that tv. I just think about that. Some poor person had to carry that four years in a row. Mm. That's something you leave in your basement and never go until.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Until it's time to throw it out.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. It was huge. It was like. I can't express how big this fucking. They didn't have a table in their common area. They just had chairs.

[Mike Racine]

And the tv, well, that was like a status symbol back then.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. 2005, it's a little late.

[Mike Racine]

Okay. Yeah, Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

A little late. By that, I think you get a decent flat screen, right? Right?

[Mike Racine]

No, I had a flat screen in like 2006. I bought. I bought one.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

It was kind of a big deal. It was like 700 bucks, dude.

[Zach Amico]

It's crazy. When I look at the TVs and I'm like, man, what these go for now? I would have shit a break, dude. Yeah, yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Back in the day, they were so expensive. It felt like, am I wrong, dude?

[Zach Amico]

The first. When I got my. That was the first thing I did when I had a little bit of money. I've always wanted a giant tv.

[Alex Tomaselli]

My parents for a Christmas present. The Christmas present will. Will pay for half of the TV you're getting.

[Mike Racine]

Okay.

[Alex Tomaselli]

That was a. That was my Christmas.

[Zach Amico]

The first I. I got. And I got like a stupid big tv. And my wife was furious. She's like, that's ridiculous. We got to get a smaller one. I was like, give me one day with it. And we got stunned and watch Planet Earth on it. And she was like, I love this fucking tv.

[Mike Racine]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

Now I can't. I wouldn't want to go back. Once you play an old school video game on a giant TV and you compare your. You feel like a little kid again. The screens, the size it was when you were little.

[Mike Racine]

Right, Right.

[Zach Amico]

It's so much fun. All right, we're almost done here. Sure. Bizarre weight loss trend has people using cling film as mouth condoms for food. I think this is more of a.

[Mike Racine]

Now, why didn't the Tourette's guy do that?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that would be a yes. He should have the Cardboard guy. I think this is more people showing off for Instagram. Like, you know how, like, mental illness is trendy and, like, everybody wants to compete for who has the worst problems. I think this is like an eating disorder. Like, challenge challenge almost. Shannon.

[Shannon]

Yeah. So this is very, very stupid. What? I'm going to show you a video of, like, it seems like Asian women are doing this mainly. And what I don't understand, like, I can more understand, you know, when people, like, try to quote, unquote diet and they, like, chew the food then spit it out. That makes sense to me because you're tasting it.

[Mike Racine]

This.

[Shannon]

It's like, if you just need to chew something, then choose something healthy. If you're. If you're just not going to have the taste. But here's a couple of them doing it.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Shannon]

It's so dumb.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I don't think this.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I think this generally does nothing. It's actually. No, Just be bulimic, you dumb idiots. Old school bulimia is way better than this. This sucks. Every time I come here, I get disgusted and angry at society. Every time you guys show me something that makes me go, everyone.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like this is just posturing for the Internet. Oh, this can't be real.

[Shannon]

I don't understand the purpose behind it.

[Alex Tomaselli]

These people, every last one of them. You tell them I said that. She's just ripping the bags. Not even.

[Zach Amico]

What?

[Alex Tomaselli]

This guy's too old to be doing stuff like this.

[Zach Amico]

What the.

[Shannon]

I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

Whatever, dude.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Whatever the.

[Zach Amico]

This guy this is got. That's like a chastity belt for your mouth.

[Alex Tomaselli]

That guy looked like someone who belonged in the Hellraiser universe. Fuck this.

[Zach Amico]

That seems like a punishment I would get.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Hell, yeah. You can only chew the food and not taste it. Or, like, let me bite through the plastic once.

[Zach Amico]

I think that one's just Asians being weird. All right.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Classic.

[Zach Amico]

Well, and on this Birmingham doctors report rare case of man with three penises.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Are they going to show it?

[Mike Racine]

Let's see it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I don't think they ever show that.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Oh, no.

[Shannon]

And so what turn. I had to, like, look into this a little bit more than this article that you shared with me. And it appears that this is a dead person that they discovered this on who had donated their body to science.

[Zach Amico]

I would, too, right? Surprise.

[Shannon]

But he didn't. He didn't know that. He never knew about it. So they. The two extra penises were, like, inside his testicular area, so he never knew that they were actually there. And then. And this, like, Three penis thing is like super duper rare. Like there's been a couple two penis things, but this one is like a crazy rare thing that they just assume

[Alex Tomaselli]

he never knew he's dead and they still didn't take a picture of this.

[Mike Racine]

Imagine your relative dies. You're like, maybe he'll use his body to cure cancer or something.

[Alex Tomaselli]

It's just always a free hitting Ethiopia.

[Zach Amico]

Two secret dicks inside him.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I'm furious. We don't get the picture. I. I've never wanted to. I show more.

[Zach Amico]

Most of the time when you're born, from what I've read, when you're born with it, they. They take one. Okay. But I'm pretty sure there's a DJ in South America somewhere whose parents wouldn't let them and he just has two dicks.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Do they work the same way or.

[Zach Amico]

No, I think one works better than the other one. Yeah, you look that up. Am I correct? I think it's somewhere in South America and he's like a famous dj.

[Mike Racine]

You know how your parents are. Like, if you don't play with these toys, we're going to donate them to a poor family.

[Zach Amico]

Listen, you got two dicks and two hands. Don't ever tell me you're bored. So this guy, I'll give you something to play with. Your father's got four dicks. I'm exhausted.

[Shannon]

So the guy is called Double dick dude.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Hell yeah.

[Shannon]

Or Triple D. Triple D? Doesn't make sense. Discuss his condition in a Rolling Stone interview. He is not public, publicly known as a professional dj. He has diphalia, which is the medical condition. He's. Let's see, he had a hundred. One thousand sexual partners. And it just says it's an extremely rare condition. Oh. From Perth, Australia.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, okay.

[Alex Tomaselli]

So lame to count.

[Zach Amico]

Does he get to count each one twice?

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yes. Some of them only had one of the dicks.

[Zach Amico]

If. If you have two dicks, it has to be so. And if both work. Yeah. It has to be the easiest thing in the world to get laid.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. You just pull.

[Zach Amico]

They're gonna.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah. Some horny chicks just gonna be like, I'll try.

[Zach Amico]

Why not?

[Alex Tomaselli]

I'm gonna suck two dicks.

[Zach Amico]

Or two girl. I feel like you get a lot of two girls. Yeah. Yeah. Or you can. My question is, can he come with one and then the other's ready to go?

[Shannon]

It does say that he is bisexual.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, no.

[Shannon]

He likes just doing whatever he wants with whoever he wants now.

[Zach Amico]

It's gross.

[Shannon]

His longest relationship was with a couple everyday things like buying underwear. Was an issue. Both penises are fully functioning. I can urinate and ejaculate through both at the same time.

[Zach Amico]

Like one of the ventriloquists drinks water.

[Shannon]

He said he considered entering into the porn industry. He knew some people that worked in the sex industry. I don't know why he did it. And then nobody had seen it. I remember thinking about it. But I don't want to become a novelty. My dignity is priceless.

[Alex Tomaselli]

No, it's not DJ dick, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Or it's not DJ dignity. What the fuck, Shannon? If you came across a gentleman with two fully working penises, I would get

[Shannon]

him on the SDR show.

[Zach Amico]

What would be your. And say you were. He was tall and handsome and charming.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Chiseled.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Gorilla type, Shannon.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, your type. What would be your strategy?

[Shannon]

My strategy on, like, what to do with them?

[Alex Tomaselli]

He's super tan.

[Shannon]

I mean, well, there's. You have like two hands or like a hand and a mouth.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. But you would go for both or not? Because you can go one at a time. Well, for the novelty of it, of course. You want.

[Shannon]

I guess it depends. Is this like a fling type of thing or if this is a relations.

[Mike Racine]

Because if it's a relationship who's joined at the head.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah, we want to hear the fling. Shannon.

[Zach Amico]

He should be married to the girl with the two heads. The sisters that are connected.

[Shannon]

That's great.

[Zach Amico]

And that's. That's the move.

[News Reporter]

Wait, but.

[Zach Amico]

But then. But then what if the other one can't reach the other dick? And so then it's like when you have a carrot on a string and you're trying to get, like, a horse to run. What if that happens?

[Shannon]

That's just inconsiderate.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Good point, Jorge.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you, Jorge. Excellent. Excellent interjection.

[Alex Tomaselli]

It's always helpful.

[Zach Amico]

I just. That sounds like a lot of work. Jerking off. It's got to be like doing the elliptical.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Like that. You got a lot. You gotta have core strength.

[Mike Racine]

Yeah.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Is it like one next to each other, One on top of the other two? I'm curious.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. Does it say if they're next to each other or like a stoplight?

[Alex Tomaselli]

How much space was one bigger than the other? I have so many questions.

[Zach Amico]

Because if it's like a stoplight, if it's. It's dick under dick, then I guess you just go ask. Yeah. Anal and vagina.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That seems like a lot of work.

[Alex Tomaselli]

That does.

[Zach Amico]

That's a lot of prep.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And precarious.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Especially for the bottom dick. Like that. Jeez.

[Shannon]

I don't know if this is real and this probably isn't. Oh, wait. Is this child. Never mind. Let me not show this.

[Zach Amico]

Yep, let's not.

[Shannon]

You didn't. You didn't share it, right? That wasn't on the screen.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, no, we did not share a child. Whatever the. That's two charges. Shannon, what are you doing?

[Mike Racine]

Too much fun on my podcast.

[Shannon]

Maybe this is some. Maybe this is real. I don't know. Hold on. Here we go.

[Zach Amico]

Oh.

[Shannon]

Oh, that says double dick.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, that looks. And he's uncut. What? He's uncut. That looks prosthetic to me. Yeah.

[Shannon]

Yeah. I don't. I'm not sure.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Too much vein on the left one.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but that's why you have two. You have your choice,

[Alex Tomaselli]

veiny or non.

[Zach Amico]

I would tie him.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Of course he's uncut.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Come on. Yeah. I would tie him in a. I would. I would tie him in a bow. Throw him over my shoulder like a continental soldier. What a. What a. I would kill to have either of those.

[Alex Tomaselli]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

And most of the pictures are children.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, let's not.

[Alex Tomaselli]

No, don't do that one.

[Zach Amico]

Let's not look at the freak children.

[Alex Tomaselli]

I don't need those.

[Zach Amico]

Let's not. They've been through enough. All right, let's go already. At an hour.

[Mike Racine]

And we didn't show any child pornography.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I was gonna say we're gonna. We're gonna. We're gonna call it now before we. We're really. We're getting some. Flying close to the sun.

[Mike Racine]

This feels like when you return a rental car and you didn't have insurance on it.

[Zach Amico]

Nice. Yeah. Yeah.

[Mike Racine]

We're pushing our luck, though.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, we're really dancing on train tracks with this one. Before we show any child pornography, let's get. Call the episode. Thank you guys for tuning in. My guest have been Mike Racine and Alex Thomaselli. Please support them at everything they do.

[Mike Racine]

Thanks.

[Zach Amico]

And we will catch you this Friday on the bonus episode. Thanks, everybody. Goodbye.

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