0095. Oscar Aydin and Doug Uram

Summary

Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo — Episode 95: Oscar Aydin and Doug Uram (March 13, 2026)

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Episode Overview

This raucous episode of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo delivers the show’s signature blend of weird news, wild comedy, and irreverent banter, featuring comedians Oscar Aydin (host of "Sitting Bitch") and Doug Uram. The trio dives deep into bodybuilding culture—examining steroid use, legendary physiques, and peculiar side effects—before careening into stories about haggling, New York neighborhood oddities, and the world of jewelry and engagement rings. The conversation is unfiltered, hilarious, and peppered with personal anecdotes and comedic riffs.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Bodybuilding: Legends, Drugs, and Dangers

(Starts ~04:00)

• Recent Arnold Classic & Modern Bodybuilding:
  Zac introduces a segment on the recent Arnold Classic, showing off winners like Nick Walker and discussing shocking levels of size in today’s bodybuilders.

  • Zac jokes: “When you see him spread his back, it’s like somebody unfurling a map!” (05:28)

• Steroid Use & Youthful Deaths:
  Doug points out the dangerous rise of steroid dosages, referencing young deaths and the Russian bodybuilder who had a heart attack at 18.

  • “These guys are blasting so much gear that these guys are dying in their 20s.” (05:53)

• Iconic Figures:

  • Ronnie Coleman: Praised for his size but now walks with crutches, highlighting health costs.
    • “He would feel pain in his back and just take painkillers and keep fucking training... he goes, my only regret is that I think I could have gotten about another two reps on the 800 pounds.” — Doug (07:04)
    • “That’s why I regret.” — Zac, deadpan (07:27)
  • Dorian Yates:
    • “He was the first one to start lifting heavy, low reps. He opened the door for the bodybuilders you see now. But now he regrets being that big.” — Doug (12:24)
  • Lou Ferrigno: Praise for his physique, his deafness discussed with humor.
    • “He was only 5'11, dude.” — Doug (08:52)
    • “I love a Lou Ferrigno, though. I would do Lou Ferrigno even though he’s deaf.” — Oscar (18:37)
  • Gunter Schlierkamp:
    • Oscar notes the showmanship and muscle display, mixed with their habit of spray tanning. The group pokes fun at bodybuilding’s odd aesthetics.

• Bodybuilding Oddities:

  • “Like, how do you wipe?” — Oscar, raising serious logistical questions (13:00)
  • Zac and Doug share toilet-seat techniques for large men in hotels—foot-on-tub and dislocating arms were suggested.

• Steroids & Sex Life Side Effects:

  • Zac queries Shannon about bodybuilders’ anatomy.
    • “What’s the penis sitch?” — Zac (07:47)
    • “All the stuff they take affects testicle size, not penis size.” — Shannon (08:17)
  • Oscar and Shannon agree roided-out men “smell chemically,” especially when sweaty after the gym:
    • “Men on steroids have a certain, like, chemical smell.” — Oscar (17:08)

• Personal Health Stories:

  • Oscar shares his high testosterone diagnosis and Doug discusses normal testosterone ranges and age-related declines.
  • Zac self-deprecates about his own low-T and awkward fertility clinic experiences.
    • “It was like when Homer Simpson got his sperm tested and there was just, like, three crashing into each other.” — Zac (11:17)

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2. Feats of Strength: Wild & Wacky

(20:18, 26:14, 27:03)

• 8-Year-Old Deadlift Prodigy:
  • An 8-year-old girl deadlifts 180lbs while sporting a weight belt and AC/DC in the background.
    • “Her body is probably, like, not. That’s not good for her...for her spine, for anything.” — Oscar (20:51)
• Mark Henry’s Legendary Feat:
  • Mark Henry, strongman and wrestler, lifts the infamous 172lb Thomas Inch dumbbell with one hand, a feat long thought impossible.
    • “It’s a combination of the weight of it and the thickness of the handle that makes it very, very hard.” — Zac (27:29)
    • “That’s like if you lifted Doug over your head by his cock.” — Zac (29:10)
  • Group riffs on auction-like setting of strongman competitions, poking fun at the predominantly white audience and old-school vibes.

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3. Sexual Positions, Humor, and Taboos

(21:51–26:14)

• The group gets into a comedic and candid discussion of sexual positions, with Oscar, Doug, and Zac swapping personal tales, preferences, and mishaps.
• Oscar educates on “the prone position” and discusses aiming for the prostate.
• Doug shares his fears about prostate health.
  • “I don’t necessarily want a finger deep in my ass. What I want is the press on the taint.” — Zac (24:55)
  • “Anytime a girl has done that, I don’t know why it hurts. Like, is my prostate swollen?” — Doug (25:16)

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4. Neighborhood Weirdness: Haggling, Jewelry, and NYC Quirks

(30:07, 34:15, 35:42, 37:39, 41:44, 42:41)

• Sketches & Hasidic Communities:

  • The trio shares a viral video (Hasidic guy running out of gas) and discuss Lakewood, NJ, and welfare usage.
  • Discussion expands to haggling culture found in Middle Eastern and Asian communities.
    • “Americans are the only ones who are like, ‘Yeah, I’ll pay $17 for two chicken breasts where everybody else in the world is like, be fucking kidding me?’” — Oscar (35:21)

• Storefront Mysteries & Money Laundering:

  • Zac describes Bay Ridge filled with jewelry stores that never seem to have customers.
    • “I've never seen someone enter or exit. Never seen anyone shop there. And there’s gotta be 30 of them in six blocks.” — Zac (42:04)
  • Oscar and Doug speculate about money laundering, store inheritance, and family business practices—offering practical examples from both Middle Eastern shops and New York bodegas.

• The Art of Haggling:

  • Zac, Oscar, and Doug share their techniques (waiting for the store to be empty before negotiating; discussing antiques and gold) and ridicule NYC antique shop inflexibility.
    • "Sometimes you just gotta bite... If someone’s coming in and showing interest... sell the bitch. Just sell it." — Oscar (40:27)
    • “If someone buys something right off the bat at the price that I’ve listed, I’m like, fucking sucker.” — Oscar (41:28)

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5. Gold, Diamonds, and Engagement Rings

(47:53, 49:15, 50:03, 51:54, 53:03, 53:42)

• China’s Gold Melting ATM:

  • The gang marvels at a kiosk that melts gold and dispenses instant cash, but Oscar cautions: “You’re not gonna get much. If I'm selling gold, I'm doing great. I'm doing great. If I'm buying gold…” (49:15)

• Diamonds as a Scam:

  • Doug discusses how the De Beers cartel manipulates diamond prices, while Oscar and Shannon explain the rise of lab-grown stones and how resale values for jewelry rarely match market prices.

• Engagement Ring Economics:

  • Debate around the “three-month salary” rule (called antiquated by Zac and Doug). Oscar asserts most of the real money is in the gold, not the diamond.
    • “You’re paying for the name. Stop going to Tiffany. Go to a trusted dealer who gives a warranty.” — Oscar (53:51)
  • Zac confesses: “Seven [hundred].” (54:41) on his wife’s engagement ring—a modest Etsy cat-ear design. The group assures him all that matters is she loves it.
    • “If she’s so concerned about diamonds, maybe they’re not the one for you.” — Oscar (55:57)

• Shannon’s Perspective:

  • Prefers a pretty cut (Asher or emerald), values simplicity over price, and does not want to feel unsafe with an expensive piece. (56:09–56:36)

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6. Fast Food CEOs Eating Their Product

(57:01–59:46)

• Zac shows a video of Wendy’s president eating a burger, following a trend of fast-food execs sampling their own food.
  • “None of those CEOs really enjoyed the food. When you bite into something so good, your eyes close… None of their fucking eyes close.” — Oscar (57:32)
• The group criticizes the food’s appearance and the insincerity of the execs.
• Riff on Wendy’s fries & Frosty combo and its presumed marketing genius.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Ronnie Coleman’s Regrets:
  “My only regret is that I think I could have gotten about another two reps on the 800 pounds.” — Doug, impersonating Coleman (07:04)
• On the Visceral Side of Bodybuilding:
  "How do you wipe?" — Oscar (13:00)
• On Smells and Steroids:
  "Men on steroids have a certain, like, chemical smell." — Oscar (17:08)
• On Haggling Culture:
  “This is how we stay rich. That’s how you stay rich; by making sure that you’re getting everywhere.” — Oscar (35:21)
• On NYC Storefronts:
  "I've never seen a human being enter or exit. ...There’s gotta be 30 of them in six blocks." — Zac (42:04)
• On Engagement Rings:
  "If she's so concerned about diamonds, maybe they're not the one for you." — Oscar (55:57)
• On Fast Food Taste:
  “None of those CEOs or presidents really enjoyed the food... When you bite into something so good, your eyes close. None of their fucking eyes close.” — Oscar (57:32)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Bodybuilding Legends & Steroid Side Effects: 04:00–19:19
• Feats of Strength (Mark Henry, Deadlifting Girl): 20:18, 26:14–29:35
• Sexual Positions & Prostate Talk: 21:51–26:14
• NYC Neighborhood Oddities & Haggling: 30:07–44:01
• Gold, Diamonds, and Engagement Rings: 47:53–56:05
• Fast Food Executives Taste Test: 57:01–59:46

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Tone and Style

The episode is freewheeling, irreverent, and raunchy—true to the “Morning Zoo” ethos—with self-deprecation, personal confessions, and vivid comedic images delivered in the casual and outrageous manner fans of the show expect.

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For First-Time Listeners

This episode is a wild ride through everything from bodybuilding’s absurdities to the nitty-gritty of haggling for jewelry in New York. If you like boisterous group dynamics, unfiltered humor, and unexpected tangents, you’ll find plenty here to enjoy—no morning DJ pretenses, just pure chaotic fun.

Transcript

[Shannon]

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[Oscar Aiden]

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[Show Announcer]

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[Zach Amico]

wake up, wake. Well, hello and good morning. It's a Monday and a mighty fine Monday here at the Gas Digital Studios. It's me, your other boy, the international superstar Zach Amico saying welcome to Zack Amico's morning zoo. The weather has finally turned here in New York City. It is a beautiful day. And speaking of beautiful, I am joined by two wonderful guests from the Sit and Bitch podcast. Bitch, spelt with an exclamation point instead of an eye, on YouTube is our great friend, Oscar Aiden.

[Oscar Aiden]

Oh, my gosh, thanks. Oh, I probably should have gotten the other camera on this one.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, don't worry, you look absolutely gorgeous. And next to Oscar Sparkly, our great friend. No podcast to mention at the moment, but an incredible comedian and a great friend of the show, Doug Urim. How you doing, buddy?

[Doug Urim]

It's great to be back here with you fellas.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you so much for your time. Let's get plugs right out of the way. Oscar, what do you want people to check out?

[Oscar Aiden]

Make sure you subscribe to my YouTube channel because that is where I am posting my new podcast called Sitting Bitch, where it's a weekly safe space to be dramatically annoyed. And it's a podcast of 30 minutes and each guest gets 15 minutes to vent about something. Absolutely. Just annoying the fuck out of them. And we discuss it and it's timed with a timer so that we don't run over.

[Zach Amico]

I think that sounds Absolutely wonderful, Mr. Yuram.

[Doug Urim]

Follow me on Instagram at theduguram. And when does this come out?

[Zach Amico]

This will be live today and it'll be out on YouTube in three days.

[Doug Urim]

Come to Hawley, Pennsylvania at next stop. And then the next day after that, Lion Hills in New York, which I bet nobody is from around there at all. And then after that, I'll be at the church of satire the weekend after, which is the 27th.

[Zach Amico]

I think it is something like.

[Doug Urim]

Something like that. Yeah. So follow me on Instagram. I'll Post all the stuff and go check those shows out. Please for the love of God.

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic.

[Oscar Aiden]

Make sure you also check out Doug's only fans.

[Doug Urim]

That's right.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

O D O F hey guys, check me out on Instagram. Zach is not funny. All my dates. Punch up that live. Zach. Announcing a bunch of dates. This Friday I'm at Littlefields in Brooklyn with Todd Barry. Next weekend I am at Governor's and then after that I am announcing a mini tour. But I'll give you the dates right now. Looks like we're just signing May 7th through the 10th. Myself and my little brother Crack Amico doing a co headlining tour. I'll do Stand up and then he'll close out with a couple songs. And May 23rd, I'm taping my first ever half an hour special at the Creek in the Cave in Austin, Texas. Myself and Tim Butterly will be split in the evening 7pm and 9pm shows. Please come out. It truly means a lot to me. And if you like the show. Hey, got over to gas digitalnetwork.com today. Constantly making updates to the site and use my promo code Zoo. You get money off of your subscription. You get your episodes early ad free and uncensored. You get to do the live chat, you get the archives. Thousands of episodes of all your favorite Gas digital shows from over the years. And most importantly, you get Friday's bonus episode. We do three of these a week and that Friday one is only for subscribers. But regardless of how you consume the program, thank you so much for watching or listening. All right, I know my audience and I know my guests. The Arnold Classic was this weekend. Oh, and we've got some real specimens. I thought Shannon could weigh in as well because Shannon likes a nice buff man. Oh, Oscar, I don't know how you're going to feel about some of these. Gentlemen. I'm going to take a wild guess and say not the most natty.

[Doug Urim]

I don't know some of them. If you put in a lot of work and consume a lot of calories, you can get that.

[Zach Amico]

Well, let's see. Let's take a look at the winner. Nick Walker, Natural, no steroids. This is Nick Walker, natural man. Of course, I thought he was AI and I had Shannon look it up.

[Oscar Aiden]

No, that's how they.

[Shannon]

I didn't even need to look it up. I already knew he was real. I. I just followed his Instagram.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, completely natural man. Dude, you could get. You could achieve that with the right amount of calories and creatine.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, when you see him Spread his back. It's like somebody unfurling a map.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, dude. What the.

[Zach Amico]

Even with drugs. That's insane.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, dude. To get your lower back like that, that's the hardest part.

[Zach Amico]

The Christmas back, this. I didn't even know the lat spread. I didn't even know those were. You had those?

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, yeah, dude. These guys are fucking. You know what's going on with bodybuilding nowadays is that all these dudes are like very young. They're in their 20s and shit like that. Like, that guy is probably like 28 years old and he looks 50. Is that they're blasting so much gear that these guys are dying in their 20s. There's this one Russian guy who takes 120iu's of growth hormones a day and the average is supposed to be 10. And he had a heart attack at 18.

[Oscar Aiden]

Now, well, you know what's happening is some of these. Did you see that?

[Doug Urim]

What was it?

[Oscar Aiden]

There was a clip or a picture of a bodybuilder recently who was walking around with a cane because he was so like. Like, he was probably like in his 40s.

[Doug Urim]

That's him. That's who I'm talking.

[Oscar Aiden]

No, no, no. This guy is older, though. Like, he's like. He's like in his 40s, but he looks like. It's like an old Mr. World Title. Shannon. I don't know if it's something you can find, but it's like Ronnie Coleman. I don't know. He's like an older black guy.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah.

[Doug Urim]

It.

[Oscar Aiden]

And then all of a sudden, now you see him walking around with like crutches because he can't. His body doesn't know how to walk that night.

[Zach Amico]

You can't make test anymore. Like, once you blast yourself like that, your body stops making it on its own, right?

[Doug Urim]

Well, the thing with him is that he would go. There's those videos of him squatting 800 pounds and he's leg pressing over a thousand, right? He's deadlifting750. He said that he would feel pain in his back and just take painkillers and keep fucking training. And they ask him, like, do you have any regrets? And he goes, my only regret is that I think I could have gotten about another two reps on the 800 pounds.

[Zach Amico]

That's why I regret.

[Doug Urim]

That's how he talks. He's a giant dude who talks like Oscar.

[Zach Amico]

Now, I do want to note. Let's bring up. Let's bring Nick Walker back up before we're done with him. I do want to note Shannon, play Nick again, please, if you can. Look at that. Little pee pee.

[Doug Urim]

Or is it little in comparison?

[Zach Amico]

I don't. So there's sack there, but as far as dick, it might be just on his giant body. But, Shannon, you've had experience with men. Not this large, but, you know, I've dated bodybuilders before. What's the penis sitch?

[Shannon]

It's not like a. It's not anything. I think that directly correlates with them being a bodybuilder because, like, all the stuff that they take affects testicle size, not penis size.

[Zach Amico]

So you had some men with tiny balls.

[Shannon]

Yeah, And I don't mind. I don't. Who cares about that part?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. You're not a ball girl.

[Shannon]

No.

[Zach Amico]

Well, so, yeah, we have the other gentleman. Shannon, do you want to bring up some others and rank them for us?

[Doug Urim]

Sure.

[Shannon]

So I felt like it would only be respectful to include Ronnie Coleman because he won Mr. Olympia eight times in a row. So I brought up. This is him posing for Mr. Olympia in 2005.

[Oscar Aiden]

Ronald Dean Coleman.

[Zach Amico]

I was gonna make a Lion King joke and he came out to the Lion King music.

[Doug Urim]

He was only 5:11, dude.

[Shannon]

And he's like one of the tallest ones.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, this is his. Yeah, Jay Cutler's only like five six, five seven.

[Shannon]

And that Nick guy, five seven. Yeah, I'll skip forward a little bit.

[Doug Urim]

The thing with him is that he wasn't like. He wasn't as symmetrical as like Arnold was. And she was just giant.

[Oscar Aiden]

Well, let me ask you this, hold on, let me ask you this. What's a normal testosterone level for a man?

[Doug Urim]

What age?

[Oscar Aiden]

Like in their, like mid-30s.

[Doug Urim]

Well, that's the thing. It's like you can't go by nowadays because they have a range of anywhere from 970 to 300, which. 300 is ridiculous. That is like a pre pubescent boy. But they call that low average, which is ridiculous. Your body doesn't function well with 300 levels of testosterone.

[Zach Amico]

If I, I believe. Didn't they say that the average like 70 year old now has more testosterone than the average 25 year old?

[Doug Urim]

Well, yeah, those guys, like they said. And again, how we even know that? I have no idea.

[Zach Amico]

We're not making it the way we used to.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, pretty much. Because those guys did physical labor. Their food wasn't poison. They didn't have. They weren't stationary. You keep moving. Those guys were strong. Also, like, you saw a guy who's 165 pounds and his job was lifting up 100 pound bags of fudgeing wheat every day.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Doug Urim]

That's what he was. Somehow he was a lot stronger.

[Oscar Aiden]

Well, let me. Because I went to the doctor.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Oscar Aiden]

And he. Because I was like, well, why don't you check my testosterone? Because I was trying to put on, like, muscle. And he checked it, and he was like, you're quite high. And I was like, well, what's high? And he was like, 980.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, it's great. That's. That's very good.

[Oscar Aiden]

Okay.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Oscar Aiden]

Is that also what just makes me horny all the time?

[Doug Urim]

Yeah. Yeah. Also when you're. When you're. When your hormones go down and shit. Oscar's got bigger hands than I.

[Oscar Aiden]

Actually, we don't. I think you have bigger hands than I do.

[Doug Urim]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Doug Urim]

A little bit.

[Oscar Aiden]

Your hands are thicker.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And that's what's really important sometimes.

[Doug Urim]

That is true. Thumb in the butt. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Some of us have hormonal issues and had some very sad meetings with the doctor about the tea.

[Oscar Aiden]

What did they tell you?

[Zach Amico]

We'll do it off air. Okay. But someone's had some issues lately. Someone found out a lot of reasons why.

[Doug Urim]

Oh, no.

[Zach Amico]

Why they gained weight and why they've had some medical issues.

[Doug Urim]

Oh, no.

[Zach Amico]

If you want to. If you want to go to the world's saddest, saddest fertility clinic meeting and watch. Watch an Indian guy show me a chart and then show me where I am. It was like when Homer Simpson got his sperm tested.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And there was just, like three crashing into each other.

[Doug Urim]

Now let me show you what the problem is here.

[Zach Amico]

It was not good.

[Doug Urim]

You make one sperm a day.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, boy. Yes. I make tiny clumsies. Shannon. Let's see our next. Our next gentleman.

[Shannon]

Okay. These are all classic guys. Yeah. So the next one. This is Dorian Yates.

[Doug Urim]

Dorian Yates.

[Zach Amico]

This is more your flavor, right?

[Shannon]

Yeah, he's. Yeah, he's a taller.

[Doug Urim]

The first ever mass monster was.

[Oscar Aiden]

But let me ask you something. Why does their face look like that?

[Shannon]

Well, because they're so gaunt. They're also, like, very gaunt when they're preparing to be on stage. They're dehydrated. They're starving.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah. That's why some of them pass out backstage, because symmetry.

[Zach Amico]

They're super dehydrated, right?

[Doug Urim]

Yeah. Because you. That's how you see all the symmetrical lines is to dehydrate yourself and make your Thin. Your skin as thin as possible.

[Oscar Aiden]

And did he win?

[Doug Urim]

Yeah. Yeah, dude. He was, like, one of the first ever mass monsters like this. He was the first one to start lifting heavy, low reps. He created pretty much he opened the door for the bodybuilders you see now. But now he regrets being that big. Look at that. That's insane, man.

[Zach Amico]

I've heard stories of the really big wrestlers, like the big body guys in their 30s and early 40s. Like, if they drop something, like, if they drop their hotel key, you got to get somebody to get it.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah. They were fucked, man.

[Zach Amico]

Like, they can't bend over and get it.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Between injuries and they're just so big, they can't.

[Oscar Aiden]

Like, how do you wipe?

[Zach Amico]

I wonder that.

[Doug Urim]

What for day?

[Zach Amico]

I'll tell you from personal experience. You learn your angles.

[Doug Urim]

You put toilet paper on the doorknob and rub your ass on it like a grizzly bear.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's a good one. You learn to kind of, like, swoop.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You learned. You kind of like Bob Kelly said once that you learned to dislocate your arm and use it like a crane.

[Doug Urim]

Do you have to stretch before taking a shit? So you're nice and limber?

[Zach Amico]

See, what I actually have water on my toilet is to the right of my sink. If I'm in a hotel room where it's the opposite, I actually have it. I have to move because I need to. I like to have my hand up on the sink.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So I can kind of, like, get in there. Yeah. I can kind of, like contort.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If I'm in the road and it's the other way around, I like to actually get up and put my foot on the tub.

[Doug Urim]

That's what I was just gonna ask. Do you ever put your foot on the tub so you could get really nice in there?

[Zach Amico]

Foot on the tub. And occasionally just take one of the washcloths, really? And then throw it in the garbage. Just throw it right in the garbage.

[Doug Urim]

I would hide it under the bed and then watch housekeeping Flip the fuck.

[Zach Amico]

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[Doug Urim]

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[Zach Amico]

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[Doug Urim]

Ah, dude, Lou Ferrigno traps were better than any of the fucking guys. Like, past him.

[Zach Amico]

Look at him.

[Doug Urim]

Look at those traps, dude. That's insane.

[Zach Amico]

Now, is he bigger than Schwarzenegger here?

[Doug Urim]

Nah, Schwarzenegger was taller. He had longer muscles. And Schwarzenegger's symmetry was insane, man. Did you ever see Schwarzenegger's double biceps?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Doug Urim]

It's almost exactly the same. His peaks were fucking nuts.

[Zach Amico]

And finally, we've got Gunter Schleierkamp.

[Doug Urim]

Oh, yeah, he was in Beer Fest. Was it Beer Fest?

[Zach Amico]

I can't remember.

[Doug Urim]

What's the name of that fucking movie?

[Zach Amico]

Probably Beer Fest. Right? The one where they would. Das Boot.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Beer Fest. Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I just want to send this guy walking through a Hasidic neighborhood. Oh, no, they're back.

[Doug Urim]

Let's throw him to Lakewood, New Jersey. Get some of those houses free, huh?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, send him to the Cars for kids.

[Show Announcer]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Plant claim something. We know what you're up to. You.

[Oscar Aiden]

Let me ask you this, though. I understood. Let me ask you this. I understand. Obviously, their darker tone helps show off the muscles. But why the face, though?

[Doug Urim]

So they don't look like they guys are. They're not doing that anymore.

[Shannon]

Well, they're going to have a white face and a brown body.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, it's going to. Crazy guys stop doing that because they started getting in trouble for blackface. It's like it's spray tan. What is the problem?

[Zach Amico]

Well, this isn't. This is like an orange more than a black. Some guys are, like, dark.

[Doug Urim]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Oscar Aiden]

All right, Shannon, you've been with a few of these guys, and I. Let me tell you something. Being gay, I've also been with some men who have, you know, enjoyed the extracurricular activities. Their body smells different.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, it's all the hormones.

[Oscar Aiden]

They have a. They have a distinct, like, men who are, like, on steroids or growth hormone. They have a certain, like, chemical smell.

[Shannon]

I know exactly what you're talking about. And it's like when they're, like, very sweaty, like right after the gym or something.

[Oscar Aiden]

Right. They have a very chemical smell to them. It's very interesting. Like that's why, like, when you go. If you go out dancing, like, and there's a lot of muscular, beefy, like, built gay men. And we're not talking, like, just athletic.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Oscar Aiden]

You're talking, like, roided up. Roided up. Like, pumped up. You'll smell like. It starts to smell like a little chemically. Well, that's also probably because all the drugs they're doing. No shade. But that's just. Yeah. So. But yeah, there's. I. I've been with a few guys where I'm like, your body doesn't produce a sexy smell.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, well, that's all the hormones because you're blasting, like, a ton of synthetic, so your body has to secrete.

[Zach Amico]

You smell like a horse.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, exactly.

[Show Announcer]

Yeah.

[Doug Urim]

You smell like Pyomite.

[Zach Amico]

She was a beautiful animal. Shannon. Of all those. How do you rank them

[Shannon]

so that. I mean, the Gunther guy, I enjoy very much.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, Gunther.

[Shannon]

I enjoy. I would say him first in here. I. I don't want to be accused of being racist by my listing here, but I would say Gunter first. Lou Ferrigno second.

[Zach Amico]

Where's Nick Walker go?

[Shannon]

I would say third.

[Zach Amico]

Nick Walker third.

[Shannon]

Yeah, he's like. He's probably the shortest of all them. He's only five seconds.

[Zach Amico]

Still about height. God bless.

[Doug Urim]

Son of a.

[Zach Amico]

You know what?

[Oscar Aiden]

I love a Lou Ferrigno, though. I love. I would do Lou Ferrigno even though he's deaf.

[Doug Urim]

Like, you want me, I go fuck me in the ass.

[Oscar Aiden]

Is he really deaf?

[Zach Amico]

Yes. Okay. You never notice when he talks now. I mean, he's pretty good. Yeah, he does a good job. But you can still tell he's got deaf voice.

[Oscar Aiden]

Well, is he. Has he always been that way?

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, he's born like that.

[Oscar Aiden]

Oh, yeah. He's still sexy.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah. But that would get annoying after a while.

[Oscar Aiden]

I mean, you can't hear me talk, so that's.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Doug Urim]

No, not you. Him. Like, get. Every time you fight.

[Zach Amico]

It would feel like a waste as a comedian to have a deaf partner.

[Doug Urim]

It would. Yeah. At least they can hear all the bits you do about them. That's good.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. But if you're watching a movie.

[Oscar Aiden]

Still here.

[Zach Amico]

No, no.

[Doug Urim]

He reads lips.

[Oscar Aiden]

Oh.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's why Shannon likes him so much. So I did have since around now. Now, I bet Shannon. I bet it's like a wisp of cotton candy. Shannon.

[Doug Urim]

No.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I bet Shannon's got a beautiful vagina. Oh, Shannon, I don't mean to offend you.

[Doug Urim]

Talk about.

[Zach Amico]

I bet it's very compact. I bet it's not lippy.

[Oscar Aiden]

What happened?

[Zach Amico]

I bet it's not lippy.

[Doug Urim]

No, I bet it.

[Zach Amico]

I bet it's like a paper cut.

[Doug Urim]

It's like. It's like an unused tire. It has all of its threads.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it still got threads.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah. There's no wear lines.

[Zach Amico]

Got a new store smell.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, exactly.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

[Doug Urim]

You could smell the rubber for days. Exactly.

[Zach Amico]

No offense, Shannon.

[Doug Urim]

No offense.

[Shannon]

Okay. And not that I'm changing the subject or anything, but Lou Ferrigno did have a cochlear implant in 2021, so he has much better hearing now.

[Zach Amico]

Oscar gave him a cochlear implant.

[Oscar Aiden]

I'll give you a cochlear implant.

[Zach Amico]

So I did. Since you're talking about Bodybuild, I do have two other videos I wanted to show Shannon. I'm sorry, did I send you the 8 year old girl that deadlifted 180 pounds?

[Doug Urim]

I just saw that.

[Shannon]

Yes.

[Doug Urim]

That's fucking wild.

[Zach Amico]

So I gotta tell you, man, they should be showing this in schools. Yeah, to let little girls know you

[Doug Urim]

could accomplish some 180 pound deadlift at 9.

[Zach Amico]

Look at this wild. Look at this killer. What is she gonna grow up to do?

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah, but her body is already probably like not. That's not good for her.

[Doug Urim]

I don't think it is. It's not good for her hips, that's

[Oscar Aiden]

not good for her body, for her spirit spine, for anything.

[Zach Amico]

The weight belt doesn't even go around her.

[Doug Urim]

No, it's bigger than her torso. One thing I do like is that she's listening to AC dc. That's good.

[Zach Amico]

Look at this. This bad? Yeah.

[Doug Urim]

That's wild, man.

[Oscar Aiden]

Look at the knees. Oh, that's so bad for the knees.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, her joints are gonna be.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I don't think any of the three of us could do this.

[Doug Urim]

What, the 180? Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That lift 180?

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, I think so.

[Zach Amico]

I think I could have before I hurt my neck.

[Doug Urim]

Thing like that though. I only do the trap bar because I have herniated discs.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, before I hurt my back, I might have been able to.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, definitely. You could. I think you could.

[Oscar Aiden]

So you can't bend over?

[Doug Urim]

No.

[Zach Amico]

Damn.

[Doug Urim]

Now I'm out of. Oscar's fucking out of his top bar.

[Zach Amico]

Now you got to put your legs over you.

[Oscar Aiden]

Oh, no, I like it when they. I don't like it when guys bend over.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, I don't either.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, you like it on the back?

[Oscar Aiden]

I like them kind of like. I kind of like that. I kind of like them laying flat on the Bed.

[Doug Urim]

That's so funny though. I mean, you just see a fucking cock flopping around like a fucking wind sock on a lighthouse. That's so silly.

[Oscar Aiden]

What?

[Doug Urim]

Like just seeing a cock.

[Zach Amico]

I remember I had a friend in what way?

[Doug Urim]

Position. You said on the back, right?

[Oscar Aiden]

No, on your. I want you face down.

[Zach Amico]

I believe it's called in straight porn. It's called the prone position. Oh, where the girl is flat on her tummy.

[Doug Urim]

Is that what that's called?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Doug Urim]

Oh, I see.

[Zach Amico]

That's your move, huh?

[Oscar Aiden]

Oh, I love that.

[Doug Urim]

I accidentally injured a girl in that same way. With her on her stomach.

[Zach Amico]

You slip.

[Doug Urim]

No, no, just like from the fucking trauma. Because your core is not supported. And she was a big gal, so probably not the strongest core strength. And you know, we're going at it

[Zach Amico]

and she just says, ow, ow, ow.

[Doug Urim]

And I go, what happened?

[Zach Amico]

She goes, my hip. I don't.

[Doug Urim]

She had to go to physical therapy.

[Zach Amico]

Good for you.

[Doug Urim]

But again, like, if it was an in shape girl, I'd feel more pride, but because it was some fat slob, I shut up. You know, she just didn't have the core strength. That could have easily happened, her getting out of bed.

[Zach Amico]

One of my friends in college, the first time he had sex with a guy, he was on his back and I was like, oh, it's so much gayer.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, it is. That's what I was just.

[Zach Amico]

Than if you had just bit the pillow.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And like, let him do his business from behind.

[Doug Urim]

That's a lot gayer. Like you said, joystick.

[Zach Amico]

Like, what are you talking about? Your dick is between your bellies.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Oscar Aiden]

What?

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, that's weird.

[Oscar Aiden]

You mean like if you're laying on your back.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And legs, legs over his legs, on his shoulders.

[Doug Urim]

Fucking floppy cops.

[Oscar Aiden]

Oh, no, I don't like that.

[Doug Urim]

See, not even Oscar likes that.

[Oscar Aiden]

No, I don't like that. I like standing up against a wall. Yeah, I think that's hot.

[Doug Urim]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who's standing up against the wall?

[Oscar Aiden]

Like, you're standing up against the wall and I'm behind you. Like.

[Zach Amico]

Like prison shower.

[Oscar Aiden]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Or yeah, yeah. American History X.

[Oscar Aiden]

Or like laying down sideways.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Oscar Aiden]

You're laying on your side, huh?

[Zach Amico]

I'm a big fan of sideways.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah, I think sideways is hot.

[Doug Urim]

Sideways is fun.

[Zach Amico]

That's a good move.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah. Yeah, because it hits, but it hits places where you don't think that it'll hit.

[Doug Urim]

There's more to hitting an.

[Oscar Aiden]

Oh, yeah. You're trying to hit the prostate inevitably, right?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Doug Urim]

Jesus Christ.

[Oscar Aiden]

Well, you've never been fingered.

[Zach Amico]

What?

[Oscar Aiden]

You've never been finger.

[Doug Urim]

I had a Puerto Rican girl do it once.

[Oscar Aiden]

And you never got, like, did she do it while you were coming or.

[Doug Urim]

No, no, no. I was. She was blowing me, but I wasn't coming.

[Oscar Aiden]

Okay.

[Doug Urim]

But I always feel like I thought I had to shit on her fucking hand, and I felt bad. I'm like, what are you doing? Stop. Like, I don't want to see her pull out a hat on her fucking finger.

[Oscar Aiden]

Well, yeah, that's because you have to make sure that, you know, you're righty and nice and airy.

[Doug Urim]

Forget I'm. I don't have to worry about being ready for that, man. Like, so I don't.

[Zach Amico]

We're gonna.

[Doug Urim]

I don't think I'm ever thinking ever.

[Oscar Aiden]

Doug, we're gonna work on that.

[Doug Urim]

I'm good. I don't need to worry about being ready.

[Zach Amico]

I don't necessarily want a finger deep in my ass.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

What I want is the press on the tape.

[Oscar Aiden]

Oh, yeah. You should do it press on the tape.

[Zach Amico]

That to me. Yeah. Like, to like, a good amount of pressure under. But between the balls and asshole pushing up on the prostate, that's the load. That, to me, is like the power load.

[Doug Urim]

But here's the pro. And I don't know what this means medically. Anytime a girl has done that, I don't know why it hurts. Like, is my prostate swollen or some shit like that? Like, do I have some kind of fucking.

[Zach Amico]

So I used to wonder why after if, like, I had a lot of sex, I would feel like I had a pee all night.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I think it's from having a swollen prostate.

[Doug Urim]

Oh, boy.

[Zach Amico]

But that hasn't been an issue. That hasn't been an issue in a long time, I promise.

[Doug Urim]

Oh, yeah. The test results you just gave us. Thank you.

[Zach Amico]

After, I would just. I would feel like I couldn't sleep because I felt like I had a piss all night.

[Doug Urim]

Oh, damn, man. Well, they say, like, it's actually, like, healthy if you get your prostate milked. Isn't that fucking. Because there's fluid retention in it? I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

We'll find out.

[Show Announcer]

Doctor.

[Doug Urim]

Dr. Shannon, Dr. Oscar.

[Oscar Aiden]

I don't know. I don't have my. I don't get mine milked. I'm not into that gay shit. I don't do that. Out of here.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I did want to show one more what my favorite feat of strength. And I have to preface this with I am very biased because this is, I think, in the top five nicest most charismatic people I have ever spent a day with. There's a man by the name of Mark Henry.

[Doug Urim]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

The world's strongest man professional wrestler.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Had a lovely day with him when I worked with him on a roast. Lights up a room like you would not believe.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Charming. Soft spoken.

[Doug Urim]

Well, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Looks you in the. Looks you in the eye. Couldn't be nicer. And this is him, the first ever person to do the legendary Thomas Inch dumbbell with one hand.

[Doug Urim]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I did see that.

[Zach Amico]

So this was thought to be impossible. And he legitimately was considered the strongest man in the world.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah. At this point, my favorite story is when he went. He left the WWE to do that competition. And Vince goes, if you come in second, I can't have.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Doug Urim]

The second strongest man.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, you better win. So it's a combination of the weight of it and the thickness of the handle that makes it very, very hard.

[Doug Urim]

Look at that, man. That's crazy. What the.

[Zach Amico]

I intend to be the first man to clean the inch dumbbell. So that's just him lifting it now, Shannon, if you go forward to when he's in the hotel conference center, it'll be the second one. It's a challenge against history. There you go. Good. The smackdown, sugar. And now you'll see he does it. That was the warm up. It was a heavy one. The strongest man that ever lived. So I have to try everything that people have done, deemed.

[Oscar Aiden]

Look at all those white men.

[Zach Amico]

This looks like an auction.

[Doug Urim]

It does look like an auction.

[Zach Amico]

This visually is not good.

[Doug Urim]

This one here, he's the one you put behind the horse.

[Zach Amico]

This looks like what happens in the top floor of Anthony Kuma's house.

[Oscar Aiden]

Oh, my God.

[Doug Urim]

Do I hit $100? Jesus Christ, dude.

[Zach Amico]

350.

[Doug Urim]

Do I hear 350?

[Zach Amico]

And Chen, how heavy is that? Can you look up how heavy the Thomas Inch dumbbell is? Because technically it was. It was considered impossible because of the width of the bar and the weight. And I think somebody's done it since him, but I think he was a person that proved it was possible.

[Shannon]

Dude, that is £172.

[Zach Amico]

Jesus Christ.

[Doug Urim]

That's fucking wild.

[Oscar Aiden]

That's like me lifting like two of you.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, that's like if you lifted 170 on a dumbbell that heavy.

[Zach Amico]

That's like if you lifted Doug over your head by his cock. Yeah, I could do it. Yeah, not with your mouth.

[Doug Urim]

With your hand.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah, I actually probably my mouth would be stronger than my hand.

[Doug Urim]

Now watch my jaw. Strength ice skating poses. Spit them.

[Oscar Aiden]

Trust me, this mouth is strong.

[Doug Urim]

Catch a uvula in my foreskin.

[Zach Amico]

Well, Shannon, I hope you enjoyed our.

[Oscar Aiden]

Are you circumcised or uncircumcised?

[Doug Urim]

No, of course I'm circumcised.

[Zach Amico]

What am I, an animal?

[Oscar Aiden]

Don't be a bitch.

[Doug Urim]

Exactly. I'm circumcised.

[Zach Amico]

We have other stuff that's not staring at men, and I want to do this one first. We were talking about sending Gunther Schleierkamp over to. What was it, Lakewood? Well, I saw a video today and is. This is a sketch and I got fooled. I get it. But goddamn did it make me laugh. Shannon, can you bring up the Hasidic guy who ran out of gas?

[Doug Urim]

Oh, yeah, this is great.

[Zach Amico]

This made me fuck. Douche.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah, that's good. How are you gonna pay for this gas?

[Zach Amico]

2 bucks probably will fool in here. How much? 2 bucks will probably fit in here. So this very nice biker check. Now, if it turns on.

[Oscar Aiden]

All right, quickly, quickly. Go quickly. Go to the gas station.

[Zach Amico]

Burning gas, just sitting there. All right, now pay whatever you want. You don't want to run out of gas.

[Doug Urim]

Oh, my God. Every stereotype hitting that one. Jesus Christ Almighty. No. Even though I run out of gas, I'll go down the street.

[Zach Amico]

I've said on the show many times, I don't like people seeing me eat, and I don't want people to know. Yeah, if you're that guy and you got the curls and you got the thing and you got the voice and you know you're on camera, don't you just go, I'm gonna take the 45 cent hit on this. On this gas.

[Oscar Aiden]

You don't know. I don't know. I don't think he knows he was being filmed. I bet those were done with meta glasses.

[Zach Amico]

How could have been?

[Doug Urim]

No, he's a biker. He's got a GoPro on.

[Oscar Aiden]

He didn't know he was being filmed.

[Zach Amico]

But still, I still can't be worth.

[Doug Urim]

Can't be worth it, because being on Instagram is not worth 45 cents to those people. They would much rather be filmed in wastewater.

[Zach Amico]

Fucking nuts.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

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[Oscar Aiden]

Oh, yeah, I've been seeing that on.

[Zach Amico]

He went to, I believe Lakewood and another one.

[Doug Urim]

He did.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Now they're. They're onto him.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they don't want him around. No, they're kicking him out.

[Doug Urim]

Dude, he was doing the. No, wait, no, that was Nick. I'm thinking of the dude who exposed Somalia. Yeah, so did not Nick.

[Zach Amico]

I know who you're thinking. Yeah, yeah, this the Minnesota daycares.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But yeah, he went and it's just like average of like 11 kids. Nobody works.

[Doug Urim]

It's fucking wild.

[Zach Amico]

The funniest is when he goes, how many people here do you think use snap and EBT? And the scenes are like 20, 30%. And then go talk to the black guy at the grocery store, he's like, how do people go?

[Doug Urim]

100% every single one. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I don't think I've ever seen a dollar in my cashier in my time being a cashier here in Lakewood, New Jersey.

[Doug Urim]

There has never been any jingling, any bill folds, nothing in here. It's all been digital, EBT and curls, dude. How fucking wild is that? And I know a real estate agent that has to deal with that. It is the fucking worst to deal with because they haggle over every little thing and this thing. Yeah, no, believe it or not. Believe it or not, they haggle over every little penny. Doesn't matter as long as they feel like they got something.

[Zach Amico]

When I used to work on the meat Truck. In my younger days when we would deliver to Arab delis.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They would argue over like a two cents everything. Yeah, three cents.

[Doug Urim]

Dude. That's why I don't understand how they don't like each other. They're so similar in so many ways, from their religion to their attitude, and yet they don't like each other.

[Oscar Aiden]

Let me tell you something, though. I'm going to tell you something, all right? I know. First of all, haggling is not just a Middle Eastern thing. You do that everywhere. Yeah, everywhere except for Europe and in the US do you haggle a fucking price? Most of the time when you're in either Thailand or if you're in India. If you're India or if you're in, you know, in one of these countries, you're going to haggle if it's a street vendor or if it's. If you're buying something. Yeah. Okay, maybe the supermarkets. You really don't. But you still try and be like, come on, give me a better price.

[Doug Urim]

Well, yeah, I mean, well.

[Oscar Aiden]

And that's like, people are like so shocked by, like how they always haggle. I mean, like, how do you.

[Zach Amico]

This.

[Oscar Aiden]

How we. This is how we stay rich. Like, that's how you stay rich, by making sure that you're getting everywhere. I think sometimes Americans are the only ones who are like, yeah, I'll pay $17 for two chicken breasts where everybody else in the world is like, yeah, be fucking kidding me that those chicken breasts aren't even worth more than like $4.

[Zach Amico]

And I'm paying the same people that pay more for those chicken breasts because they were killed by a man with a magic hat.

[Doug Urim]

That's right. Yeah, you'll. They'll pay more. Forget halal. And then they'll pay more for kosher. But when it comes to anything else, they'll haggle every. And that's the thing. It's not so much like $17. It's like you're haggling over a quarter. 25 cents is the hill you're.

[Zach Amico]

I do love. I. I enjoy a good haggling.

[Oscar Aiden]

Well, I'll tell you this.

[Doug Urim]

I'll tell you.

[Oscar Aiden]

There was a video recently about a girl who guessed. I guess she's like, she's Muslim, but for iftar, she was going shopping and they were doing a kosher deli. I don't know if there's video of it, but she went into a kosher supermarket. A steak was a steak. Like, maybe what? Like, I don't know what's on. What's A. Like a regular steak that. At a restaurant.

[Doug Urim]

Eight ounce, like a filet mignon type stuff.

[Oscar Aiden]

Like a strip. Right. Like eight ounce strip steak, $96. 96 for a kosher.

[Doug Urim]

For.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah, because it was kosher.

[Doug Urim]

See, that's what. That's what I'm talking about. You'll pay 90 for something.

[Oscar Aiden]

Kosher dollars.

[Zach Amico]

This might be my embarrassment over my cheapness. I love to haggle, but I wait for everyone else to leave the store.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because I feel like it's rude to do it to the cashier in front of other people.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, yeah, but see, but that's what I mean. Like, you have this humility. Them, they'll just haggle over a dog.

[Zach Amico]

I think it's cultural, though. Like, over there it's more accepted.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah, it's. I think that's the thing.

[Doug Urim]

It's like, happen, like, oh, boy, here we go. He's going to haggle over.

[Oscar Aiden]

I think, like, here, like, you know, so many people who are immigrants, they come to America and then they're just like, well, I'm gonna do what I've known to do for hundreds of years. Whether. No, whether you're. It's Chinese culture or Middle Eastern culture. You know, it's like, they're gonna. They're gonna. They're not gonna.

[Zach Amico]

This is what I know as a man who has haggled a gallon of hot sauce from $25 down to seven.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because I said, how many years? Okay, so what I always do, I do this at bodega's, where they have old merchandise that I could tell they're never getting rid of.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah. There's dust on it.

[Zach Amico]

Or I do it on the road when I go, because I like to go to, like, antique stores and comic book shops, love antique shores, and look at, like, vintage toys and shit.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And what I always go is, I go, how long has this been here?

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Who else is going? Like, if I'm in the middle of nowhere, I'm like, how many people? But the last time I did, I was like, how many people come in here going, do you have Toxic Crusaders action figures?

[Doug Urim]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

In this fucking random town in fucking upstate New York, right? And I said to the guy, I was looking at this toy and he wanted, like, way too much for him, and I was like, buddy, how long have these been on your shelf? It's like a couple years. I'm like, so do you want to sell them or do you like having them?

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, but that's not shit.

[Zach Amico]

And I wait and I wait for everyone. Else to leave so that it's not embarrassing for me or him. And I go, listen, man, you own a store.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Are you showing me your toy collection?

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Or is this a business? Because I go to some comic book stores where I'm pretty sure that somebody's parents just gave their autistic kid a store so that he has a place to put his shit. That's not their house.

[Doug Urim]

Right.

[Oscar Aiden]

Well, I'll tell you, this

[Doug Urim]

never sells.

[Oscar Aiden]

When you go out antiquing, I'm so. People are like. I'm like, is that price negotiable? No. How long has that been sitting there? Yeah, there's a few stores in New York City where they'll have something like, I like a nice antique jewelry piece.

[Doug Urim]

Right.

[Oscar Aiden]

I don't mind a nice antique jewelry piece. So there's a store in New York City they say sell antique jewelry. It's located, like, in lower Chelsea. And a. Very nice. But here's the thing. I walked in there maybe six months ago, and I saw this bracelet. Gold bracelet, very nice, simple, just whatever. And they marked it at. I think it was, like, $1,800, which was completely overpriced. Never buy. Never buy gold or any diamonds from an actual store because you're paying for the overhead. You're not actually paying for the value of the market.

[Doug Urim]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

And if you resell it, you're just getting the value of the.

[Oscar Aiden]

Right. Exactly.

[Doug Urim]

Right.

[Oscar Aiden]

So I go in there. It was like, maybe six months ago, maybe more than that. And then I go back in, and I was like, oh, it's still here. I was like, is the price negotiable? No. Okay, well, it's still here. Do you want to get rid of it? I mean, you could. Listen, I. If you want to knock off 150, that's a sale. No. Okay. I guarantee you I'll go in there in another six months, and it'll still be there.

[Doug Urim]

And how much?

[Oscar Aiden]

And I never understood that.

[Zach Amico]

18.

[Oscar Aiden]

Just. Just sell the fucking thing. Like, sometimes you just got a bite. If someone's coming in and buying. Exactly to your point. If someone's coming in and showing interest in a product that you know has been on the shelf for a long time, sell the bitch. Just fucking sell it. You're waiting. You're waiting for a miracle. You're waiting. You're waiting for a sucker to come in and buy that at full price. And that's. I think the mentality is that I'm not like people who, like, haggle. It's not that we're cheap. It's just that I'm not going to be suckered into paying overpriced for something I know isn't worth that much.

[Doug Urim]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

It doesn't have sentimental value to you.

[Oscar Aiden]

Right. It doesn't have sentimental value. Now when I buy it and I want to sell it personally, I'm going to be like, all right. But even then I know, I'm like, okay. I expect people like I've sold things, like sold things online. I expect people to negotiate. If someone buys something right off the bat at the price that I've listed, I'm like, fucking sucker.

[Doug Urim]

You're a fucking idiot.

[Oscar Aiden]

Now I, I will be. I will, I will negotiate to an agreeable amount. I'm not going to just give it away. But if, if I'm selling for something for $100 and someone's like, I'll give you 80, I'll be like, all right, that question. Or they'll say like 75 and I'll be like 85.

[Zach Amico]

Can I ask your nationality?

[Oscar Aiden]

Well, I'm Turkish and then Az Iranian.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, you might not know the answer to this then, but. So I live in an all Middle Eastern neighborhood.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah,

[Zach Amico]

I guess they call it Mid Ridge now, but it's Bay Ridge, but towards the upper part before Sunset Park.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

In the seven years I've lived there, every single store has closed and has reopened as an identical jewelry shop that I have never seen a human being enter or exit. They all have the exact same gaudy. I don't know if it's for weddings, like costume looking jewelry. I've never seen them open. I've never seen somebody come out with a bag. I've never seen people shop there and there's gotta be 30 of them in six blocks.

[Doug Urim]

That's money. That's.

[Zach Amico]

I know. That's laundering.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

What do you think there is it. Is that just Hamas money or is

[Oscar Aiden]

it drugs or is it speak to that? But I will say this though, if you go across. Sorry, if you go across these to like the Middle east in certain parts and it probably happens in, you know, I don't know if it's true for like, you know, African nations or in Asia, but I feel like it's true is that you will see rows and rows and rows of gold and diamond stores. Now those are usually always busy, but most of the time it's not. And a lot of times what it is is people are coming in and buying gifts or stuff like that. Remember if Bay Ridge, if my rent, let's say hypothetically, Speaking. My rent is only, what, $5,000 a month, and I sell two gold chains at $5,000 a month and I own the store. I'm most likely writing off electric, all of the utilities as write offs. So I'm getting. So I don't have to worry about that. That could be a partial explanation. And then maybe some things are happening that I don't know of and I can't say anything.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. Cause I just. It's very frustrating.

[Oscar Aiden]

It's the same thing. And it's not just that. It's bodegas. The same owners will close a bodega and then open another bodega right in the same. But it may have to do with filing for bankruptcy, just starting a new. Because what they'll do is they'll transfer the bodega. And that's something that you may not. That's something else is that I learned this recently is that one of the pizza shops in the West Village. So what happened is, is they actually just sell it to a family member and then the family member takes it over. And so, like, it now is now a different business. It looks like a different business, but it's actually still in the family. Okay. So it may be something like that where there may be an explanation where it's. It's not a new owner. It's just the another family.

[Zach Amico]

I'm just mad because I lost my beer store.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It was perfect. It was across the street.

[Oscar Aiden]

Why don't you open one?

[Zach Amico]

What?

[Oscar Aiden]

Why don't you open one?

[Zach Amico]

I'm not opening a bodega.

[Doug Urim]

Get the fuck out of here.

[Oscar Aiden]

A beer store?

[Zach Amico]

No.

[Oscar Aiden]

Why not?

[Zach Amico]

Because I have a comedy career.

[Oscar Aiden]

All right, so do it on the side.

[Zach Amico]

No.

[Doug Urim]

Or you could have another money laundering scheme. Like them.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Doug Urim]

To sell beer with a gold necklace and be like, you get the free gold necklace with these.

[Zach Amico]

I just missed it because it was perfect. It was one Mexican guy, he didn't speak any English. There was birds in there.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah. Cat.

[Zach Amico]

No cat. All birds. And then there would just be guys sitting in the back.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Eating their lunch. It was great. Everyone. No one spoke. Everything was ancient. And if I requested something, they would have it the next week.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Oscar Aiden]

I'll tell you this. So if you ever get a chance to go to Turkey. Okay. If you ever get a chance to go to Turkey, the Middle east, anywhere outside of the US And Europe. Right. You'll see a lot of, like, stores. And when you look at them, you're like, how do these places stay in business? How do they stay A lot of it's government funded. A lot of people will get subsidies, I think, from my understanding. And it's not, don't, please don't quote me on this, but a lot of people will get subsidies or funding from the government to start a business. And it's a lot easier actually in the rest of the world to start a business than it is in America. Like if I wanted to go and just open up a business and the, the red tape isn't as bad as it is here. So that's why you'll see a lot of stores. They're open. They may not have any business, but they're open.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Doug Urim]

There's a tiny mustache in the 30s in Germany that would do the same thing. Government subsidies for a business.

[Zach Amico]

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[Shannon]

Yes.

[Doug Urim]

Let's see.

[Zach Amico]

So originally the article we had read was that now Vegas had basically what was a vending machine that you could put your jewelry in. It would confirm whether or not it was real and give you the market price of gold or silver or whatever it was made of. So if you're gambling, you don't have to bother going to a pawn shop anymore. Yeah, but those machines they really now are putting in China.

[Doug Urim]

Look at that. God bless the Chinese.

[Zach Amico]

And you could read the purity on the screen and it literally melts it down right there. The Sci Fi Field, China's gold melting atm. Located in Shanghai malls. The ATM can melt your gold on the spot and transfer money to your account within 10 to 30 minutes.

[Doug Urim]

Oh boy. The government sees that this would be

[Zach Amico]

dangerous to have in Vegas, this would

[Doug Urim]

be dangerous to have anywhere in New York. Because then the chain snatchers and all that other bullshit, this is all they have to do. That's simple. No question.

[Zach Amico]

Maybe that's why they would.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah. I'm going to tell you something though. You'd listen. As someone who frequents gold shops, you're not gonna get much.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Oscar Aiden]

Like you're not gonna like this chain right here. Right here that I have on probably, if I can find it, this chain right here. The chain alone probably get me $20, $30. Now maybe a little bit more like maybe 60 or 70, because it's very lightweight. And right now, to sell gold, you're not getting anything. If I want to sell gold, I'm barely making enough. It's the people, it's the, it's that machine who's raking in the money. Like they're the ones that are, because you're not. Anybody who sells gold right now is. You know, who's. If I'm selling gold, I'm doing great. I'm doing great. If I'm buying gold.

[Doug Urim]

Jesus, wartime. The price of precious metals goes through the fucking roof.

[Oscar Aiden]

Well, it's crazy that lab grown diamonds are less expensive than gold is right now.

[Doug Urim]

Well, diamonds is that. It's that whole thing with the De Beers Company that they could flood the market. They hoard diamond. You've heard of them? Sure. Yeah. They could flood the market whenever they want with as many diamonds as they want. They hoard them and hoard them and then when the price drops, they flood the market. And then when it gets higher, they take some away. Typical fucking horseshit. So diamonds themselves aren't as valuable as you think they are.

[Oscar Aiden]

No.

[Doug Urim]

And, and this company, this, this family, that De Beers owns them all, so. And that's the same thing, like what you said in your, in your neighborhood, why these jewelry stores pop up. That's. It's the same thing with art. You can launder money through art. You could hike the fucking price up. Like the Joe Biden or Hunter Biden painting that wasn't worth what the fuck it was, but you could launder money through art because somebody's going to pay it. And especially if you're like some Russian oligarch or some bullshit like that. You pay this money. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. You bought this fucking portrait here. Now we're going to launder the money for you at whatever 20%, whatever they take to launder. It's the same thing with these jewelry stores. Is that like he said, you2 fucking people go in there, buy a chain and that's all you need. Whatever the amount that it is that you need laundered. I bought this. Your overhead. Yeah, yeah. I bought this diamond. Here's the money. Now go launder it for me. And that's all that is. That's how they stay in business with nobody going in there.

[Oscar Aiden]

And people are pissed about diamonds now because lab grown diamonds. Actually you can't tell the difference. You actually can't even tell the difference of zirconias. Honestly. The only time it actually. Oh, I'm aware.

[Zach Amico]

I'm well aware. Oh no. Never been questioned, Shannon. And I'm going to ask. I don't want to a. Shannon, I think we've had this discussion before. If you were to receive an engagement ring, would you get it valued?

[Shannon]

Yes.

[Doug Urim]

Yes.

[Shannon]

And that's for the purpose of insuring it. Yeah.

[Doug Urim]

Okay.

[Shannon]

Always a smart thing to do.

[Zach Amico]

What would be a minimum that you think an engagement ring should be or does it depend on what the guy makes?

[Oscar Aiden]

3 months salary?

[Shannon]

I think it depends.

[Zach Amico]

I think that 3 month salary thing is very antiquated.

[Doug Urim]

That's horse.

[Zach Amico]

Because that's from when people had money.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Oscar Aiden]

I think $5,000 on it. Because let me tell you something here. Well, I'm going to tell you why. Well, you want to know why? Because you're not paying for the diamond, you're paying for the gold. Okay. So if you're smart, you're going to get a white gold band or platinum band, which is actually going to be cheaper, which allows you to pay more for the diamond. So the more gold you have, the less you're going to be able to afford on the diamond. The more platinum you have, the more you're going to be able to afford on the diamond. Shannon, am I wrong or is that. Do I feel like that's correct?

[Doug Urim]

I would trust a Turkish man with that advice. Yes, for sure.

[Zach Amico]

So my. The reason I think that three month salary thing is bullshit.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I was reading a chart the other day that was like what a house cost as opposed to what people made. It used to be like three year salary.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And you could get a house. Now it's like 25 years salary.

[Doug Urim]

Oh, yeah, that. That's all fucking nuts.

[Zach Amico]

So I feel like you have to shave off some time because now everything else is so expensive.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah, well, that's the thing is, I mean, if you look at, if you were to really buy. Go out and buy an engagement ring, is anybody really looking at the gold? Is anybody really looking at the band? No, they're looking at the diamond.

[Doug Urim]

That's true.

[Oscar Aiden]

That's what they're looking at. They're like, oh, let me see the stone. No one has ever looked at a ring and been like, turn over, let me see the other side of that. No, because no one gives a fuck. They want to see the stone. So worry about the stone and what she likes. When it comes to that, then spending shit ton of money. And also, by the way, if for anybody that's thinking about it, no shade, but stop going to Tiffany. Stop going to all these places. All these places that are.

[Doug Urim]

You're.

[Oscar Aiden]

You're paying for the name. Now what you should do though, is when you buy an engagement ring is go to a trusted dealer who will give you a warranty on that ring. So that way if anything happens, you can take it back to them and then have it fixed or any issues like that. But you're paying for the. Just go to the diamond district. Everybody I know who. 90% of the people that are wearing Cartier bracelets bought them for half the price in the diamond district.

[Zach Amico]

Now is the theory that the engagement ring should be so much so that if anything ever happens, she can sell it and live off it for a little while?

[Oscar Aiden]

No, no, the engagement ring should be just enough where it. It's. No, the engagement ring should never be.

[Zach Amico]

Can I tell you what I spent on my wife so you can judge me?

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah, yeah. If you say less than $2,000, I

[Doug Urim]

would just say 400.

[Zach Amico]

Seven.

[Doug Urim]

Seven. That a boy.

[Oscar Aiden]

Where did you buy it?

[Doug Urim]

That's true love.

[Oscar Aiden]

And is it diamonds?

[Doug Urim]

That's amazing.

[Oscar Aiden]

You know what, though?

[Zach Amico]

Go on Etsy and look up Cat engagement ring.

[Oscar Aiden]

But you know what, though? I'll tell you this. You know where people, you'd be surprised you can find some good jewelry. If anybody's ever looking for jewelry on this podcast. First dibs. First dibs. One STD for none of those.

[Doug Urim]

No, no.

[Oscar Aiden]

Is actually a great basic.

[Zach Amico]

It's. We go down.

[Doug Urim]

That's another thing that lasts forever. An std.

[Zach Amico]

It might be that one. Hold on, let me see that one.

[Shannon]

Sorry, it disappeared when I clicked on it.

[Doug Urim]

Wait, so is it real diamonds? I'm so confused. What Am I looking at it?

[Zach Amico]

Might be this one. Now go over to the right twice.

[Doug Urim]

This one, I could see that one.

[Zach Amico]

Similar to that.

[Doug Urim]

Looks like a cat's ears.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. So she's got one diamond in the middle and then two little ones that are the ears.

[Oscar Aiden]

And they're diamonds.

[Zach Amico]

I think they're cubics,

[Shannon]

but these all say mo. Moite. Moite.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah.

[Doug Urim]

Oh, so it's worse.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, it looks nice.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

She loves it.

[Oscar Aiden]

Let me tell you something.

[Doug Urim]

That's all that matters.

[Oscar Aiden]

That's all that matters today. No one's. If she's. If someone's so concerned about diamonds, maybe they're not the one for you.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, what's the minimum you think you would. You would want or did I ask that already?

[Shannon]

We. We have talked before. And like, for me, I don't, like. I want it to, like, look pretty and be like the cut that I want and stuff. But aside from that, I don't want it to be too expensive and because I don't want to have to walk around with my ring turned around on the inside as I'm walking in the street because I'm scared someone's going to steal it.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, cut gal there, Shannon?

[Shannon]

No, I like the. Like the Asher cut or the cushion cut.

[Oscar Aiden]

Oh, yeah, those are nice. I like those Asher cuts. Very. I think. I think Asher cut's actually quite beautiful. It's. I love a. I love an emerald cut or an.

[Shannon]

I also like the emerald cut.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yes, Emerald cut. Like a nice three pronged emerald.

[Shannon]

I think it's beautiful and it's simple. Classic.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah, you don't need to be. And you don't need to. Yeah, you don't need to spend that money on the ring is good enough.

[Doug Urim]

That's great.

[Zach Amico]

We get out of here. Let's do a little bit of fast food news. And I said no. Oscar's got a heart out. Okay. I had a hard, soft, Soft in, heart out.

[Oscar Aiden]

Hi, guys.

[Zach Amico]

And shut up. So I don't know if you guys have seen, the executives of fast food companies have been making videos trying their own product because the guy from McDonald's tried the big arch and he literally referred to the food as product.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He couldn't look less like he ate it.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So now Burger King's on it, and now we've got the Wendy's president eating their own burger. So we're going to end on this because it wouldn't be the zoo if I don't yap about fast food.

[Oscar Aiden]

Can I tell you something? I watched those videos and let me tell you something. None of those CEOs or presidents really enjoyed the food. Now I'm tell you, I'm going to tell you why. Because when you bite into something so good, your eyes close. Your eyes close for at least a minute, like a millisecond where you're like, that's good. And none of their fucking eyes close.

[Zach Amico]

Oscar's talking about a pillow.

[Shannon]

Oscar, your comment shows up here. Your comment shows up here when I click on it.

[Oscar Aiden]

Oh, really? Oh, my God, look at that.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, that's so funny.

[Oscar Aiden]

Wait, let me see it. Is Oscar not wrong? It says son of a.

[Zach Amico]

But everybody, everyone knows that when you taste something so good, those eyes close to embrace the bliss. No, eyes closed. Don't trust it.

[Oscar Aiden]

That's right.

[Zach Amico]

Beyond. All right, so let's see. Let's see this nerd. Applewood smoked bacon.

[Oscar Aiden]

It looks awful, by the way.

[Zach Amico]

It doesn't look good.

[Doug Urim]

He got it from the worst Wendy's ever. What the.

[Zach Amico]

Absolutely.

[Oscar Aiden]

That looks dry as.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Terrible bite.

[Oscar Aiden]

Look at him. This is exactly the way a great hamburger should be. He's not even enjoying it. And why are your bites so small?

[Doug Urim]

Dude, he went to the worst Wendy's ever.

[Zach Amico]

That was a terrible one.

[Doug Urim]

Wendy's never looked like that.

[Oscar Aiden]

God, that's awesome.

[Doug Urim]

Bet I know which Wendy's he went to.

[Zach Amico]

But he did dip his fries in the Frosty, which is clutch.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah. Somebody. Do you think somebody told them to do that?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Doug Urim]

Somebody's like, you got.

[Oscar Aiden]

He's got a 19 year old social media director being like, make sure you dip it.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah, exactly.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yes. Queen Slay.

[Doug Urim]

Make sure you. You want to make sure you appeal to the people with this.

[Zach Amico]

I bet that marketing wise.

[Doug Urim]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Sells more Frosties and more fries.

[Doug Urim]

Oh, yeah.

[Oscar Aiden]

Than it will the burger. They actually talked about it, how it was like a marketing ploy and that

[Zach Amico]

they sell the other one right. Because there's a reason they do the dollar Frosty. And I'm sure it's because you're gonna get a large fry with it. Yeah.

[Doug Urim]

You have to. You can't eat that thing with the straw, the fucking spoon. You always have to get the Biggie fucking fries to scoop all of that shit out of there. You have to.

[Zach Amico]

I see Oscar looking at his phone, I know he's got a heart out. I'm gonna respect it. Oscar, thank you so much for your time. Doug, thank you so much. Thank you for having.

[Oscar Aiden]

This was fun. I love this. This was great.

[Zach Amico]

I really appreciate you guys.

[Oscar Aiden]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And let's get you out of here, buddy. And we'll see you this Wednesday here on the mornings Zoo. Goodbye.

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