0096. Sidney Gantt and Mike Sicoli

Summary

Zac Amico's Morning Zoo - Episode 0096: Sidney Gantt and Mike Sicoli

Date: March 15, 2026
Host: Zac Amico
Guests: Sidney Gantt, Mike Sicoli
Producer: GaS Digital Network

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Episode Overview

This episode of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo is an appropriately chaotic, wild ride for your morning, built around side-splitting stories, gross-out tales, and uncensored riffs from comedians Sidney Gantt and Mike Sicoli. Beyond the laughter, the trio dives into themes of bodily embarrassment, internet and pop culture, and the evolution of what’s acceptable humor—bringing humor, nostalgia, and insight on the ever-changing boundaries of comedy and culture.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Uber Mishaps and Bodily Functions

• Timestamps: 00:34–10:08
• The episode opens with Zac apologizing for being late and blaming his Uber driver, kicking off a discussion about bad cab rides, old cars, and uncomfortable encounters with drivers’ hygiene.
• Mike and Sidney add horror stories—from cars that reek of bodily fluids to worrying about drivers’ health—and the group swaps tales of being “caught short” (i.e., almost or actually pooping themselves in transit).
• Zac: "On more than one occasion had to shit for two hours in the car, get home and shit my pants in the elevator." (05:00)
• Physical embarrassment is a recurring theme, with both guests and Zac sharing spectacular poop-related near-misses in public places.

2. Public Poop Anxiety and Embarrassment

• Timestamps: 10:08–14:09
• Sidney and Mike compare who is willing to poop in public, referencing sports locker rooms and power moves like holding conversations while on the toilet.
• Zac riffs about being a wrestler and occasionally needing to lose weight fast: "If you were a little over when you weighed in, they would say, do you have to shit? And you would, like, try and will a shit out." (10:26)

3. Legendary Pants-Pooping Stories

• Timestamps: 13:00–28:12
• Hilarious storytelling sequence: Sidney recounts shitting himself as a college student and dispersing the evidence like disposing of a body.
• Zac tells the legendary tale of being a janitor and finding mummified dirty underwear in a drop ceiling—possibly decades old.
• Sidney: "He turned into Columbo all of a sudden. And his conclusion at the end of his case... was that somebody else came to our floor to get rid of their pants." (13:34)
• The trio weighs in on “panic moves” when you’re desperate to hide impropriety, contrasting their own methods for crisis management.

4. Power Moves, Fast Food, and Coping Mechanisms

• Timestamps: 18:00–23:59
• Fast food disasters: Sidney shares his “Whopper Wednesday” addiction and how it led to another pants disaster in his car.
• Mike and Zac share their own college-era fast food rituals and the gross consequences.
• Sidney: "That was my first time—like, all predominant liquid. Calling it diarrhea would be... it was just liquid. My ass just spit." (22:05)
• Trick for deodorizing a car, lessons learned in problem-solving, and why sometimes the solution is as simple as a towel.

5. School Bathroom Etiquette and Accidents

• Timestamps: 24:00–29:00
• Mike tells a story about accidentally handing a stranger shit-smeared toilet paper to blow his nose, fearing violent repercussions.
• Zac reflects on “pooping etiquette” at work and the ongoing friendly “shit war” with a coworker.

6. Twisted Toys and Outrage Culture

• Timestamps: 31:00–37:30
• The crew reacts to viral videos of inappropriate kids’ toys, such as twerking dolls.
• Zac and Sidney riff on toys and the harmlessness (or not) of twerking, comparing it to cultural taboos: "Twerking's like the N word now—everyone’s doing it, no one agrees who's allowed."

7. Nostalgia: Jackass, Bumfights, and Pranks

• Timestamps: 45:00–54:04
• Mike and Zac reminisce about the era of Jackass stunts, bum fights, wasabi challenges, and dumb teenage pain for laughs.
• Mike: "We used to do crazy like that.... Punch each other with thumbtacks in our fingers." (46:22)
• Sidney satirically distances himself: "I used to catch back up with my white friends after they were done with jackass stunts."

8. Offensive Humor, Cancel Culture, and Censored Media

• Timestamps: 54:00–65:47
• Discusses celebrities (Michael Richards, Paula Deen, Bill Maher, others) who have been “canceled” for N-word usage.
• The group considers which “canceled for the N-word” celebrities would make the best cast in a (humorously proposed) "Expendables"-type reality show.
• What gets deleted from streaming services: Blackface episodes from sitcoms, controversial South Park episodes, and even old cartoons that reference drinking, adult themes, or criminal mischief.

9. Children’s Shows That Went Dark

• Timestamps: 66:09–71:01
• The group talks about how 80s and 90s kids’ shows, like Rugrats, Hey Arnold!, and Tiny Toons, sometimes entertained very dark, adult themes—alcohol, poverty, death, even subtle Holocaust references.
• Discovery of banned Tiny Toons episodes for depicting drinking and driving.

10. Dumb Youthful Mischief and Schoolyard Legends

• Timestamps: 71:01–73:50
• Throwing objects off bridges as a test of sociopathy, urban myths about fellow classmates' sexual misadventures, and the enduring power of adolescent rumor.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Zac (05:00): “On more than one occasion had to shit for two hours in the car, get home and shit my pants in the elevator.”
• Sidney (13:34): "He turned into Columbo all of a sudden. And his conclusion at the end of his case... was that somebody else came to our floor to get rid of their pants."
• Sidney (22:05): "My ass just spit, you know? It went warm instantly and then cold."
• Mike (24:54): “I got shit on the wall somehow. But I heard a knock on the stall door, and I’m like, ‘what’s up?’ And he’s like, ‘yo, can you pass me some toilet paper? I gotta blow my nose.’”
• Zac (41:01): “The amount of times they dropped shit on people... he loves a good poop joke.”
• Sidney (36:01): "Twerking's like the N word now. Where it's like, now, it's like—there's no... it's meaningless."
• Mike (46:22): “We used to go out and do Jackass stunts. That was our whole generation.”
• Sidney (46:34): “I used to catch back up with my white friends after they were done with jackass stunts.”
• Zac (65:47): “Louis the other day... tried to show his son Revenge of the Nerds. It's not on anything because they raped somebody in it. You need to buy a Blu Ray.”
• Sidney (66:09): “Revenge of the Nerds made it okay for creepy guys to be a little creepy, and then we just laugh it off.”

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Additional Insights & Segments

• Celebrity Cancel Culture Draft (59:27): Timestamps and discussion on the “reality show” potential of assembling canceled celebrities for saying the N word—including Michael Richards (the “GOAT”), Hulk Hogan, Paula Deen, Chevy Chase, and others.
• Censorship in Pop Culture (61:00–65:47): What’s been pulled from The Simpsons, South Park, 30 Rock, Always Sunny, and Little Britain—and why.
• Children’s Show Trauma (68:45–69:43): Reminiscing about dark narratives slipped into 90s cartoons.

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Closing Plugs & Outro (28:12, 73:50)

Each comedian plugs their current projects:

• Sidney Gantt: World War Fun podcast, Instagram @sidneygantt, and a story feature on The Thing Is.
• Mike Sicoli: YouTube special “Prom King,” Instagram @theMikeSaccoli.
• Zac Amico: Dates at Littlefields and Governors, a half-hour special taping at the Creek and the Cave in Austin, and the podcast's GaS Digital premium tier.

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Tone & Style

The humor is raw, scatological, self-deprecating, and gleefully non-PC. The conversation flows quickly, often spiraling into punchlines and digressions, but occasionally into thoughtful commentary about the ever-shifting lines of acceptability in comedy and culture. No topic is taboo, and the only consistent through-line is the determination to wring laughs out of disaster, embarrassment, and wrongness.

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For First-Time Listeners

If you haven’t heard the episode, expect equal parts gut-busting laughter, bodily gross-outs, nostalgia, and debate over humor’s boundaries. The dynamic between Zac, Sidney, and Mike is one of shameless honesty, mutual respect, and a relentless pursuit of the next outrageous story.

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Transcript

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Fill her up.

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You're listening to the Gas Digital Network. Wake up, it's time to go. Zach Amico's got a show. Animals are here to play Jokes and guests to start your day Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and join

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the cre

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It's a Miko morning, too. Hello, hello, hello. It is a Wednesday here at the Gas Digital Studios. It's your other boy, the international superstar Zach Amico, saying thank you for tuning in to Zakamiko's Morning Zoo. I want to apologize for being late. My Uber got caught in traffic and I am very embarrassed. I usually do not get this late, and I'm especially embarrassed because the world's most punctual black man is our guest today. Never late, always on time, always respectful of other people's time. From World War Fun it is, our great friend, Sydney Gantt. How you doing, dude?

[C]

Feeling good, Zach. Happy to be here. You need to stop driving with Uber. Black guy.

[B]

Not a black guy today.

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

Old Spanish guy, but yet not a. Not a great trip. And next to him from his YouTube special, Prom King, it's Mike Soole. How you doing, Doug, man?

[A]

I'm good. I'm happy to be here. Thanks for having me back. I had a bad Uber driver the other day tell me he was so old. White guy. Whenever an Uber shows up, I'm like, you know, I expect it. You expect it to be nice because they got to pass a certain protocol. This car was all up, right? I got in the car, it smelled like piss. Straight piss. And then I'm sitting there and I look down. This dude was wearing sandals and his toes were straight. Black dude.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Black toes. And I don't know if it was peers toes I was smelling, but this guy was like. Something was up.

[B]

That's a ruffle. Do you have to open a window?

[A]

I did, and I was so, like, I felt really bad when I saw that his feet were messed up. I was like, this guy's, like, in pain when he's. Is that how he stopped the car, pushing that pedal?

[B]

Yeah, it looked like

[A]

O. Yeah, brutal.

[C]

So, Mike, if you don't mind me asking. What. Why do you trust the ethics of Uber drivers so much? Like what. What is the protocol that they have that makes you trust? I don't trust process.

[A]

I don't trust them, Okay? I just hope to God, especially this guy. He didn't look like he should have been like out of whatever he looked like. He left the hospital and started like his. His routes.

[C]

I would imagine that is kind of a prerequisite for Uber driving.

[A]

Yeah, I felt bad for him.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So usually I get a lot of free upgrades to Uber black because I live in an all Arab neighborhood and they're starting their shift and they'll get. You live here? My friend, I live next door. There's two guys in my building that pick me up all the time. So I get the same guys all the time. Yeah, usually I know it's going to be good if it's that or if it's a Tesla. If it's a Tesla, it's gonna be a good ride.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Cause there it's brand new.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Sometimes you get a tough one. It's funny because they all live in my neighborhood. I had a guy pick me up a while back, called out and he's got all four windows rolled down and we're a block into the ride and he goes, oh, I should not have accepted the ride. I have stomach pain. Oh, no. Right. And I realized he's been blowing up this suv, right? He takes a turn. Ask uv but he takes a turn and he goes, my friend, I'm sorry, this is my. My friend, my friend's store. I must go in and use bathroom. Just leaves me alone in his car for 10 minutes while he shits his brains out, comes back and goes, okay, we'll make quick ride. I don't feel good. Oh, man, that's. Just cancel the ride.

[A]

I've been there when you've had a shit and you've been in the car.

[B]

Yeah, of course. But I can always. I'm always good until I get to

[C]

my house and then that is the emergency evacuation.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The second your. The second your eyes tell your we're home.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Goodbye.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You ever take a shower and you hold all the water on your chest and then let it drop? You ever do that where all the water collects and then you.

[B]

I can't say I have no.

[A]

I used to like collect water on my chest and like let it drop. And that's what I feel like the. Feels like when you finally.

[B]

For me, it's like the Tower of Terror.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or like my asshole feels like a guy trying to hold double doors closed at Black Friday at 4am at Walmart. And yeah, I've on more than one occasion had to shit for two hours in the car, get home and shit my pants in the elevator.

[A]

Oh, man, I was sick one time

[B]

and I Wasn't sick. I just. I. I love pulling over at any on the road if the place is called, like, eat.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm like, let's go.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Dude, it looks like garbage. Is there, like, meat sauce? I'm like, yep, let's do it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then I wonder why I have to shit violently.

[C]

Shit in your pants in an elevator. Has to be, like, the worst hell. Like, I could. What are you going up or down?

[B]

I was going up to my apartment.

[C]

That's.

[B]

I was that close.

[C]

That's somehow worse. I don't know why, but, like, going up as the. Is coming down.

[B]

It was so bad. Seems like what had happened was I coughed.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I was holding my. And then I coughed and my body. It was too many things. Yeah.

[C]

What do you call you clearing your throat to make a speech? Like, what are you coughing for?

[B]

No, I don't know. I had a cough. I don't know.

[A]

Yeah, dude, I had a shit so bad on the path a couple months ago that I passed out.

[C]

What?

[A]

I passed out. I was. It was me and Danny Braff, and we were on this. The path on the way home, and it was so hot, and I had a. So bad. And I was like. I was hunched over. I was holding the pole. And Danny's like, dude, are you all right? And I'm like, not really. And Danny's, like, slightly autistic, so he's the worst person to be with, like, when I. When you pass out. And it was. The train was packed. It was hot. And then I'm like, dude, I don't feel so good. And all of a sudden, I, like, eyes rolled back, passed out cold on the train. And Danny was freaking out. He was like, oh, my God, he's freaking out. Everybody on the train was freaking out. Called the ambulance, and some guy said to Danny, put him on his side because I was out. They were like, put him on his side so he's a choke on his tongue. And Danny's like, can you do it?

[C]

Squat him.

[B]

Squat.

[A]

He pointed at this dude. He's like, can you do it?

[B]

Take him in the stomach.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Kick his balls. Flick his balls. So I woke up in this stranger's arms, right? It was like, the most comfortable I've ever been waking up. I pissed my pants, but I didn't shit good. I held it all. I held it together.

[C]

That was good.

[A]

When I did shit, all blood.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that'll do it. Good for you.

[C]

Well, I feel like your brain decided to take you to another realm of consciousness. So that you didn't have to deal with the consequences of what was about to happen.

[A]

That's exactly what happened. That's what I had to end up going to the hospital. It's called vaso vagle. If you are in a high pressured situation and you can't see any, like, way out of it, your body's just

[C]

like, dude, your body was like, mike, you don't want to see this.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm gonna just shake you off for a little bit.

[A]

That's exactly what happened. Vaso vagle. I get nervous. It's gonna happen when I'm driving.

[C]

Do you get nervous driving all the.

[A]

So bad? So bad. I get really nervous driving.

[B]

Driving. You can always pull over, though.

[A]

You kind of. Yeah, I had to do that before, but it's because I get high. It's cuz I'll smoke.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

If I don't smoke, I don't feel it.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, that'll do.

[A]

It doesn't happen with edibles, though, which is so weird.

[B]

Yeah, Edibles hit me like a truck.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Get high and play Mario Kart just to, like, get ready for the road. Absolutely.

[A]

No, no, no. Like, if I know it's a long drive, I won't smoke until like, like halfway through, and then I should be okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If there's a bridge, the bridges fuck me up.

[C]

Oh, I used to be. I used to, like, before I even started smoking, I used to like. Bridges used to make me sweat so much.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And I've never seen anything.

[A]

I end up going like this. This is like my thing when I get really nervous. No one's seen me do it because only happens in private.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But I'll be like, like I'll start, like, putting my arms up because I feel like I'm gonna pass out. And I think I heard when you put your arms up, it slows down the flow of blood.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, I got, I get really scientific when I panic.

[C]

You're like, like a marionette, where the person controlling the marionette is having a stroke.

[A]

Yeah. He puts his arms up.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

I've always, I was always told, arms up when you're, when you can't stop coughing. If you take like a big.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

His hands up. Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Is that what you did when you in the elevator?

[B]

No, I, I just, I, I, I was so upset.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I just, I just like, squished my way to the apartment. My wife woke up the next day and asked why my pants and underwear were in the shower.

[C]

Oh, man.

[B]

I ran them under the hot water.

[A]

You didn't just throw them out.

[B]

No, I like the pants a lot.

[A]

Oh, yeah. That's a hard.

[B]

They weren't. It was mostly underwear.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But, yeah, the pants wound up. I wound up scrubbing them through the second, and then I put them in the laundry. I just didn't want to put shitty underwear and pants in the laundry.

[A]

Yeah. With other clean shit.

[B]

Yeah. Because it wasn't a full shit. I didn't completely shit.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I coughed and I broke the seal.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's like when you go to puke, but you hold your hand and just a little comes out the side.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I salvaged them.

[A]

Did you. Are you. Could you. In public or. No. A lot of people I know.

[B]

If I need to. Yes. I would prefer not to.

[A]

Can you.

[C]

No problem at all.

[A]

No problem. In public.

[C]

Yeah. I think when you grow up doing, like, certain sports, you. You just kind of get that rubbed out of you.

[A]

That's true.

[C]

You know, like, people used to. But we didn't have doors on the stalls where we would get ready for track, and so people would, like, purposely go to make sure people had to have conversations while they were on the toilet.

[A]

That's fun.

[C]

It's a power move, dude. It was. It was a power move. Yeah.

[B]

I wrestled. So if you were a little over when you weighed in, they would say, do you have to shit? And you would, like, try and will a shit out.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

So that you didn't have to sweat it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Fuck, dude.

[C]

The second to last time I shit my pants was, like, two decades ago. It was when my wife and I first met, and we went on this little date to the student center. And we were playing pool. Strip pool, by the way, which I crushed. And then I had to go to the bathroom. I was, like, waiting. Cause I didn't want her to know that I was gonna go to the bathroom to shit. So I was waiting until I could just, like, power it out and then come back so she could just like, oh, that was a piss, obviously. Go to the bathroom. And it is out of order. Go to the women's bathroom.

[B]

Locked.

[C]

And I'm just like, oh, fuck. So now we have to leave and go all the way back up to campus. And I have to, like, kind of walk her home first. And I walked her to her dorm, and I had the library and my dorm, which were about equal distance apart, so I had to make a choice which one to go to. And I just went from my dorm doing everything I can to get to the dorm, and I Got to a street that I had to cross. I could see the dorm. All I had to do was cross this street.

[B]

Yeah, but no, your eyes told your asshole we're home. Yeah.

[C]

Which happened. And then right as I was about to cross the street, a car came and I had to stop. And he should have let me go. You know what I mean? It was like a campus road. He should have weighed me on, but he kept going. And right as he went by me, it just shit my pants fall down. Full shit. And then like. So my first instinct. Cause I didn't know what to do. So I can cross the street and go straight to the dorm and. And there was a bush standing next to me. I shit my pants. I was like, what do I do? And then I went in the bush and just like stood there like, this is where I feel like you were

[B]

going to blow dart somebody.

[C]

Dude, I had my shield. I was like, yeah, dude, it looked. It looked insane. And then like, I'm sweating and I'm

[B]

like, damn, this thing worships an empty glass. Tote bottle.

[C]

It's like the cargo culture. No, it was. And then that's when I realized, like, this looks way worse if somebody walks by me and sees me sweating in a bush. So then I, like, like you said, I squished my way into the dorm, went to the first floor, took off, like, took off my pants on my. Put the underwear in the trash, went upstairs to my dorm, had to like, cut the pants were done. But I couldn't put like a big pair of jeans in a little trash can. Everybody would. So I had to cut the ass part out of the jeans.

[B]

Put.

[C]

Put those in one trash can.

[A]

Farts and crap.

[C]

Dude, I put like half, like cut like one leg went into another trash can, another leg went to another.

[B]

Disposing of a bot, disposing a body.

[C]

And it was one.

[B]

You got to get a tub full of acid,

[A]

dissolve it.

[C]

Yeah. So my. My. My dorm neighbor, like the. The guy next door, for whatever reason, he.

[B]

What kind of tub did you get, Jesse Dog.

[C]

He found the. The asshole cut out part in the one bathroom and decided to make it his personal mission to find the rest of the pants.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And then he just went on the

[B]

world saddest scavenger hunt, looking for clues.

[C]

He turned into Columbo all of a sudden. And his conclusion at the end of his case.

[B]

Just one more thing, Mr. Gibbs.

[A]

It's a shit.

[B]

One more thing. Mr. Gantt.

[C]

Now you said you were. Yeah, yeah, no, it was the conclusion of his findings was that somebody else came to our floor to get rid of their pants, and it was just like, yeah, you're a genius.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

You would think that would be the most. I've told this story a million times, and I feel for people that have been listening for years. I'm so sorry. I've told you that. When I was a janitor, right?

[A]

No.

[B]

So I was a. Every summer in college, I would go home and I was. They would hire a couple dudes my age to basically be maintenance guys for my high school. And it would usually be like, three or four guys, right? And it was me. I'll name everybody. It's funnier.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

It's me, my friend Rick Murphy, who is Puerto Rican and Irish. Bayou Citrisno, who's Polynesian or something, right? Really sweet kid. And this kid, Beau Fitzgibbons. And I don't know if you could have a dumber, like, no name screams stupid louder.

[C]

Like.

[B]

And he was such a Beau Fitzgibbons. Like, he couldn't have been more of a Bo Fitzgibbons. And Bo lived right next door to the high school. So if we said we would have our lunch break, we would all bring lunch. He would go home, but then he would fall asleep and come back from lunch like, an hour and a half late, right? So our boss, one day and one of our jobs. And this doesn't sound like a lot of work, but it's a crazy amount of work. So it was a drop. The whole high school was drop ceilings. So it would be like the grid and then like a drywall. Almost like squares.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And they wanted to repaint the grid. So every single classroom, we had to completely clear out, Put in the hallway, get on a ladder, take out each little square, stack them. By the way, if you drop one, it's done. It shatters, right?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Take those out, move them, and then get on ladders and paint the grid. It's a One classroom would take a day for two or three guys. It was just a pain in the ass and ask a stupid amount of work, right? And our bow's late, after lunch. And our boss goes, Bo's lady. And he goes, I got a job for him. He's wringing his hands, right? Like he's got an evil plan. He's. I got a job for Bo, right? So he puts the three of us in one of the classrooms, and then Bo gets laid. He goes, bo, you're gonna do the ceiling in the boys bathroom in the math department, right? Which is the Oldest part of the school because they had done extensions on the school. But this is one that's from like, you know, the 70s when the school opened. Right. And I don't know if they've ever done it before. So this is fresh. And so we're on ladders working and bows in there because it was a tight space. And we just heard. And we all run in like the Three Stooges. Right. And Bo's on a ladder. With a mummified pair of tighty whities filled with. On his head. Some kid years before.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Must have shit his pants and took his underwear, saw the drop ceiling, stood on the toilet tank.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Popped the drop ceiling and hid the evidence.

[A]

Right. What a brilliant.

[C]

Absolutely brilliant.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And just. I couldn't. This could have happened the day the school opened.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Or it could have happened the year before. I don't know. It was the oldest shit in human history.

[A]

Oh, that's so it was like, you

[C]

gotta check the tag of the Fruit of the Loom underwear to see if it has the cornucopia on it.

[A]

Kids names in there.

[B]

Archibald. And it landed on. He was looking up, taking the drop ceiling down.

[A]

That is great.

[B]

And the shitty underwear landed. He's going,

[C]

I would have cut my own head off. No way.

[B]

Few things will ever bring me that much joy, man.

[A]

How. How do you think that kid would feel to hear that story?

[C]

He's a senator now.

[A]

Oh, that would be awesome to be.

[B]

Well, he's an evil genius.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because that is. I mean, I've never. I would never think of that.

[A]

I've ditched.

[B]

I'd be in the. I'd be in a shit panic if you.

[C]

I mean, but that's a panic move. When you have an underwear full of shit and you're like feeling. You know.

[A]

I don't want anyone to find that.

[B]

My instinct would be garbage can, but bottom of the garbage. So you clear out.

[C]

Well, he was probably a little bit like. A little. A little s felt, you know what I mean? He was a climber. He had a climber's body.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, everybody has to. Everybody has to kind of like have a decision making process based off what they can physically achieve.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You know what I mean?

[B]

So my. I would eat them.

[C]

Yeah. I would give my entire.

[B]

Somebody would walk in.

[C]

I just go, yeah. Yeah. I'd let my white girlfriend drive my shitty underw.

[A]

I love a good. Your pants story. When I meet somebody. I. That's what I want to know first.

[C]

My most recent. My. My last pants story was 4, 24, 24. Never forget, right? It's a palindrome, which is why I remember it. Right. So 4, 24, 24. It was a Wednesday. Whopper Wednesday. It might not look it, but, dude, I have a fast food addiction that you would not believe. Right? Every Whopper Wednesday, you know exactly where to find me all day long, Right? So I was going to Burger King for my third Whopper of the day.

[B]

Sure.

[C]

And day, it's Whopper Wednesday, dude. What, am I gonna just waste money? I'm not gonna get my discount?

[A]

That's insane. Yeah.

[B]

So when I was in college, McDonald's on Wednesday would have two Big Macs for $5, and I would get four. And one day I. I got drunk and left two out. And my roommate's like, you gotta throw those out. And I was like, nah, nah, nah. He's like, you're gonna get real sick. I went, I know. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm about to get really sick.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But there's no way I'm not eating these Big Macs that have been on the counter for 14 hours.

[C]

You could put a Big Mac in a drop ceiling and come back 30 years later. Still be good.

[B]

Yeah, there's no way I'm not eating it. But please, Whopper Wednesday.

[C]

So Whopper Wednesday, third Whopper. So get my third Whopper. And I think I told you my Whopper deal. No mayonnaise. And I get the Swiss cheese on it. Okay, Dude, Absolutely delicious. Try it out. You gotta try it. So I'm driving back and it's one of those farts where you're like, this might not be a fart. Right?

[B]

It's hot.

[C]

It's a hot. It's already has a temperature to it and hasn't even released from my body yet. And it was one of those things where it's like. You know when you think, when you start having machinations that your butthole is somehow a mechanical device and you can, like, open it to the side and so let out. I'm just going to seep it. That's it. I was going to seep it a little.

[B]

Let out the pressure. Yeah, yeah, you were going to let the pressure out.

[C]

That's it, dude. I went to let out that pressure and it was like. Well, that felt warm. And then it was like it was all liquid, like, not even, like some chunks. And I started feeling my butt cheek getting warm, like going out towards the outside of my butt cheek because I was, like, tilted, dude. And it was like. And then all of a sudden, it Just got cold. It was, like, warm for maybe a split second.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Then it just got ice cold.

[B]

And I just like Whoppers. Ironically, you gotta eat them right away.

[C]

It happened as soon as I left the Burger King. I still had 15 minutes of a drive home, and that's when I was like.

[A]

What was the cold part?

[C]

The liquor. So it doesn't stay warm.

[A]

Oh, it just comes out warm.

[C]

Yeah, it comes out warm for a second. That was my first time that I ever. Like all predominant liquid. Calling it diarrhea would be. It was all. It was just liquid. It was like my ass just spit, you know? And it was like. It was. It went warm instantly and then cold.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And I'll never forget. It was like driving back. It was like, do I sit here in my shitty pants, wait till I get home and then eat my Whopper, or do I crush this Whopper on the way home? Yeah, I ate it on the way home.

[A]

With shit in your pants, dude, the

[C]

fattest thing I've ever done in my life. And it felt so good.

[A]

Eating the shit in your pants is crazy.

[C]

It felt like I freed myself of some weird, like, judgment.

[A]

Did you feel like a baby again?

[C]

So I felt like a man for the first time. Not a baby again, a man for the first time. That was it.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Now you're talking to Mr. Sicky King.

[B]

Now, question. Was the car. The car affected? Because regular Burger King in the car, you could walk in and go, oh, you had Burger King.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I like, dude, I had to scrub. I scrubbed. I never. I never. I never smelled it after that. But, like, for the next couple of days, every time I got in the car, I would scrub it and I would sit on a wet, recently scrubbed seat just because I didn't want to put, like, shit. Like liquid shit on my pants.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And go into a place.

[B]

Yeah, sure.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. My problem. My problem solving skills aren't the best.

[A]

No.

[C]

My wife was, like, a couple of days into it, and I'm walking into places and complaining about my butt being wet. And I told her why. She's like, why don't you just put a towel down after you clean? It was like.

[B]

And that's why we're married.

[C]

Never thought of that. Yeah.

[A]

Dude, there was this one time I was. I was sick and I was in school, and I went to the bathroom. I went to school in New Brunswick. Right. So it was. It was a little hood. So I went to the bathroom and I'm. And it was like. Like, Bad. It was like peanut butter shits. Like, I couldn't. It was just a mess. And I'm like, wiping, and I'm really sick, so I'm like, not doing a good job. I got shit on the wall somehow. But I heard a knock on the stall door, and I'm like, what's up? And he's like, yo, can you pass me some toilet paper? I gotta blow my nose. And I was like, fuck. I'm like, all right, hold on. So, like, I get a bunch of toilet paper for him. Fucking, like, enough so he doesn't ask me again. And I hand it to him, and it was like a movie in slow motion. He goes to take this piece of toilet paper, and it leaves my hand, and I see on the toilet paper there's a little bit of shit on the toilet paper. So I'm sitting in there and, like, the 30 seconds it took him to bring it to his nose in my head, I'm like, this guy's gonna fucking kill me.

[C]

That's a hate crime.

[A]

He's about to put shit on his face. He's about to blow his nose in this shitty paper towel. So he blows his nose, and I'm literally sitting there waiting, like, frozen. And he. I hear the garbage, and I hear, all right, good looks. I was like, oh, my God, that guy's walking in. He must have been congested.

[C]

His nose was that stuff.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He couldn't smell it right in front of him right off.

[C]

Like, in 26. That is a hate crime. You're going viral for all the wrong reasons. He's getting a gofundme. Like, he's putting. You're putting his kids through college.

[A]

I was like, this guy's gonna me up, and I deserve it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I was in such bad.

[B]

The on the wall is tough.

[A]

Yeah. I think I was just wiping, and it was such a mess that it was just falling off.

[B]

Why do you wipe in the shape of a swastika?

[C]

Yeah. Also, I would never retaliate against you if that happened to me. We were the only two people in the bathroom. I would never retaliate because then nobody will know.

[A]

I want. Like, I already had it in planned out. I would have been like, dude, if I was like, if I did it, I would. I would never do that on purpose. But I was thinking in my head, I'm like, I would have never even passed it to you if I was going to do that.

[C]

Oh, you had. You. You had the argument.

[A]

Yeah. I was like, in my. I'm telling you that.

[B]

Oh, yeah. You had the full conversation.

[A]

Yeah. That 30 seconds was like an eternity.

[C]

How was he responding in your mind?

[A]

He didn't say, dude.

[C]

He was stoic.

[A]

Probably had the same thing I had. And he just. Diarrhea didn't hit him yet. But.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, no, no. I mean, when you were having the

[A]

conversation, he was banging on the door and, like, trying to pull it down.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was being like. I was saying it really fast, like,

[B]

oh, my God, I'm fucking so sorry.

[A]

Like, he was coming for me.

[C]

He was. He was doing all the right things.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Few things bring me joy, like blowing up a bathroom. I know I'm not allowed to shit him. I did it to Paul Mooney's dressing room at Caroline's once. They literally said, please know what? That's Paul Mooney's private room. If you have these bathroom, please use the. The public bathroom. And the second they left, I went, I'm gonna give Paul Mooney a whole new reason to hate white people. However much Paul Mooney hates white people, I am about to bring it that much work, like, and. Oh, boy. Did I. Yeah.

[A]

Did you leave it in there or did you flush?

[B]

I. It didn't matter. Yeah, yeah. You know. You know, it's. Even if they cleaned up, you know, somebody shit in the bathroom.

[C]

Yeah. I'm currently in a shit war with Mike Harrington.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah, we. We accidentally blew each other up once and now it's on site. But. Which is not fair because anytime I come up here, I don't know if he's gonna be here. He knows that I'm coming.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

So, like, he's got the advantage. He's got the. There's a couple shits on me right now.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got the high ground.

[C]

Yeah, he's got. Yeah, he's got the high. Yeah, the high shit.

[B]

I am. I try my best to be very respectful here, Shannon. Am I very respectful? Do I always make sure you're not about to go in?

[D]

Yes, you do. And then the other day when I came back and you had just gone, you warned me so that I could wait.

[B]

Yes. Oh, well, Shannon was gone, so I didn't know how she was gonna be back so soon. And then I saw her going into the bathroom, and I was like, no,

[C]

Zach, that's very poo light of you.

[B]

Thank you. And on that one, let's do plugs. Hit that plug music. Mr. Sydney Gantt. What do you want people to check out, dog?

[C]

Well, if you want more high class riffs, like Poo light. Come check out World War Fun. Myself, Ryan Shane, are probably one of the funniest people on earth. Each week we hit up a theme, we explore it for every single possible way, we immediately invade it, and then we give it to you for your liking. You can also also check me out on Instagram at Sydneygan. I'm at Sydneygan on all the social medias, but Instagram is where I post the most. And then, oh, this week, check me out on the Thing is with Shannon.

[B]

Oh, hell yeah.

[C]

Yeah, we're gonna be going over a story that I told on Story wars about something nefarious that I did to a cat.

[B]

Excellent.

[C]

And we're doing a deep dive on it on the Thing Is. So check that out this week.

[B]

Yeah, check that out, Mike.

[A]

You can follow me on Instagram at the Mike Saccoli and I have a special on YouTube called Prom King if you want to check it out.

[C]

I'm definitely checking that out.

[A]

Oh, thank you.

[C]

Were you the prom king?

[A]

I was the prom king.

[C]

Oh, hell yeah.

[B]

Yeah, dude.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Find me on Instagram. Zach is not funny. All my dates punch up dot Live. Zach Amico. If you're listening live this Friday, I'm at Littlefields in Brooklyn with Todd Barry. Next week I'm at Governors in Smith Town. I think it's the far away one. I did not know that when I took the gig. Then after that, May 7th through 10th, I am on tour with my little brother, Crack Amico. I'm gonna be doing a full headlining set and then he's gonna do a couple songs. It's gonna be really fun. And then most importantly, May 23rd, I'm taping my first half an hour special at the Creek in the Cave in Austin, Texas. Myself and the great Tim Butterly will be split in the evening, 7pm, 9pm and you come watch us tape both of our specials. And then, hey, if you like the show, go to gasdigital.com today. Use that promo code, Zoo Z O O. You save a little bit of money. You get your episodes early and free and uncensored. You get the live chat and the archives, thousands of episodes of all your favorite gas digital programs. And most importantly, you get the Friday bonus episode. We do three of these a week and the only way to get that third one is to subscribe. But thank you so much however you consume the program. All right, we got some fun stories and we've got two different twerking related stories. So I have been interested, nay, obsessed with Prison Connect, which is a dating Service for prisoners. We've kind of figured out more or less it's a way for girls to get losers to put money on their books. So they give out their number and say, I'm looking to meet somebody while I'm in here for when I get out. Really? They probably are working seven to ten dudes who are, you know, keeping them in ramen and maxi pads and whatever else they need.

[A]

Right.

[B]

But we do have our first prison connect twerking video. And I gotta tell you, not bad.

[D]

Zach, you're gonna be so unhappy.

[B]

What?

[D]

It disappeared. It went away. It was a story, so it must have just expired.

[B]

Okay, sorry, guys.

[D]

I'm so sorry. I'm gonna just double check and see if they put.

[B]

Yeah, sorry, guys. All right, well, we do have one more twerking thing.

[C]

You got to capitalize right away.

[B]

This is a moment. Who refuses. It was Robin, right? Shannon.

[C]

Oh, no. What is my mom's name?

[B]

No, it is a Robin. Like Teen Titans, like Batman and Robin. And this is. Her son brought her a toy that he wanted and her not being happy about it. Shannon.

[C]

Oh, geez.

[B]

There's like a Bratz dollar. Look at the toy. Now, you think it's all cute or whatever until you see this. Look at that.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Why look? Why in the hell would a boy want a toy with a boy shaking his. But. This is ridiculous.

[C]

It's not funny.

[B]

This is ridiculous. Ridiculous.

[C]

I mean, no more ridiculous than the fact that she's like 18 with a five year old kid.

[B]

This is what's wrong with the world. Horrible. Ridiculous. Again, she does look like a Bratz. What was the 90s commercial? It was like, she looks just like one of those commercials from the 90s where they would have, like, the exaggerated doll women.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Was it a phone ad?

[C]

Wait, Mike, are you old enough to be familiar with the 93?

[A]

Yeah, okay, I was born in 92.

[B]

All right, so a. She does find it ridiculous.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And that's what's wrong with the world.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

That's not. That she is. That she is probably 19 with a child who looks like he might have a credit card. Hey, guys, real quick. You ever wake up in the morning and just feel soft, like your coffee is warming your hands, but not doing a damn thing for your balls or your brain? Well, that's why they created Body Brain Coffee. It's not just coffee. It's coffee with purpose. Specifically, testosterone packed with clinically backed ingredients. This isn't your girlfriend's oat milk latte. This is for men who want to get their edge back in the gym, in the boardroom, and, yeah, in the bedroom too. And it's not just about tea. Body brain is also built to dial in your focus, clarity, and mood, thanks to lion's mane, Ashwagandha and L Theanine. So while your basic brew is giving you the jitters and a crash, Body brain coffee is helping you stay sharp, calm, and locked in, all while supporting your natural testosterone levels. If you're serious about your energy, your mindset, and your masculinity, it starts with what you put in your cup. You can save 15% today with the promo code. [e-mail] that's Z [e-mail] powerbraincoffee.com Power your day. Fuel your drive. Let's get back into the show.

[A]

Do you remember when you leave the grocery store, those little 25 cent machines? The homies? Yes, that's what she looks like.

[B]

100% homies.

[A]

Remember those? Those were cool. Yeah, she. The first thing I thought of when I saw that wasn't that it was like a little boy shaking its ass. It was that, like, you could definitely fuck that thing. You could, and it would feel good.

[B]

You probably put it.

[A]

Put it up against your dick and it.

[C]

Yeah, I just fucked the legs.

[B]

Just. Yeah, Like, I was thinking on top.

[A]

You can even do that. Whatever position you choose.

[B]

I was thinking putting it over the. Yeah, I was. I assumed you meant over the butt.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

On the underside.

[A]

Like, you just put it. Like I used to when I used to play Tony Hawk. I used to put ultimate grind in. And then you grind and your controller vibrates and you just put it on your dick.

[B]

I can see that.

[A]

And it would feel good.

[C]

Mmm.

[B]

Yeah. I had the rumble Pak for N64, so. I know what you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't hold it too low and. Or you get mystery boners.

[A]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

You gotta figure it out.

[A]

You grind a bowl, it's like, never ending. And you got ultimate grind on. He stays on there for however long. You leave the Xbox on and you just put it in your lap and chill.

[C]

Yeah, I used to put my. When I would drive, I would put my phone underneath my balls.

[A]

Ooh, that's dangerous.

[C]

And every time somebody would, like, text or calls, like, yeah, yeah, let's go, radiation. Let's go, mob.

[B]

Let's go now. Am I crazy? But, like, the twerking, there's. Aren't there, like, twerking Santas and, like,

[C]

Twerking's like a mainstream to the point of like Paris Hilton's catchphrase. That's hot.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Where it's like now it's like. There's no. It's like what they call like a. Like a synecdoche. Like a word that has, like, really no meaning.

[B]

I thought you were trying to reference Schenectady, New York.

[C]

Close enough, close enough.

[A]

Word.

[C]

I mean, but it's, you know, it's Bob's Burgers. The chick, the cartoon. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Tina.

[C]

Yeah, she just twerks all the time. Like it's. It has completely lost its, like what it means. It's meaningless. It's like the N word now.

[B]

All right, that would be a very interesting episode of Bob's Burgers.

[C]

Jean, you know twerking's like the N word now, right? You guys all agree with that, right? As a matter of fact, you break down my theory on how twerking's like the N word for me, Mike.

[A]

I think you mean twerking is like the N word because it's way more common to hear or see mainstream from someone who's not supposed to be doing it.

[C]

There you go.

[B]

There we go.

[A]

There's a lot of pressure on me.

[B]

And it's funny to watch a white person do it.

[C]

White people always get a bigger reaction

[B]

when they do it. It's just like rapping. Like if you saw an 80 year old woman either twerk or yell the N word, but not like mean.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Like just my. Like that would be. That is inherently funny.

[C]

She properly conjugates the word. Yeah.

[B]

If they're doing it in a cordial, friendly way. That is inherently funny.

[C]

Yeah, it is.

[B]

Shani, can you bring up old lady

[C]

saying the N word?

[B]

Vince McMahon saying the N word to John Cena. Oh, I've seen it.

[C]

Yeah, I remember this. He tried, though. Yeah.

[B]

So when I worked for Troma, we have like three different movies where Lloyd does. Our boss does it because he's like an 80 year old Jewish guy. And the last time we did it, all the editors were like, you know, in their early 20s and they lost their minds. You can't do that. And I was like, sure he can now. He was a bad guy. And I also had him drop an ER at one point. And they would not put that in the movie.

[A]

No, I'm sure. Yeah, they're like, we could have somebody getting their intestines ripped out from their asshole.

[B]

Yeah, we can't.

[A]

We can't do that.

[B]

But Vince saying, and then how they decided if you want to talk about a humiliation ritual, it's not that he says it to John Cena. It's what they're gonna cut to after.

[C]

Oh, geez.

[D]

This is only 27 seconds. You think it has. Okay, yeah.

[B]

What's good in the hood? Just hold it down. Trying to take care of business. Keep it up. My.

[C]

I mean, he's the blackest person he's ever. Really.

[A]

Me.

[C]

He didn't just say that.

[B]

So that's double funny because Booker T. Accidentally said it in a promo when he was in wcw.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And, Chad, you can bring that. We've seen it before. But it is maybe the greatest. I would say top five. Watching someone realize how bad they fucked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because his face says it immediately. They have to move on. So they just. No. Sell it. And then sensational. Sherry's his manager, and you watch her a. Try not to laugh and put her hand on his shoulder because he's going, I'm fired, sucker.

[C]

Hulk Hogan, we're coming for you.

[B]

I should point out. Look at this.

[C]

You see the way she's looking at him?

[B]

I should point out for the record,

[C]

Stevie, dude, she's like, watch him put his head in his hand. This is live tv. Yeah. Look at her teeth. Watch, watch.

[A]

And also the time this came out.

[C]

Pause.

[B]

Now watch me. Jean. Just go next, I should point out the eyebrow raise.

[C]

Nice.

[B]

I don't know if anything's. It's. Oh, that's art.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

There's so many good WWE polls, especially for McMahon. The rapist thing. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Come on out, you rapist.

[A]

Awesome.

[B]

I mean, the projection. Yeah, dude. I mean, the funniest thing for me is with Vince is if he really did enjoy pooping on ladies, the decades of shit humor that he forced into. The amount of times they dropped shit on people that, you know, somebody got rock bottomed into shit.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know Eddie Guerrero feeding the big show laxatives in a burrito and knocking down the door. The amount of poop. He loves a good poop joke.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And so I was actually watching the thing yesterday. Vince McMahon wrestled God on pay per view. That's right.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And he almost fired Mickey James for going like this and doing the pussy eating sign when she was wrestling Trish Draz. He's like, that's vulgar. Not on my goddamn tv for that. It was that. And you know how sometimes old people, certain words are curses that you don't realize have lost their meaning now to them?

[C]

Yeah. Like, boy,

[B]

for him, it was. It's apparently. Yeah. He fired a guy for saying prick.

[C]

Oh, I got kicked off a track team for saying that.

[A]

Really?

[B]

He fired. Oh, the guy that had the three way video with Paige and Xavier woods something. Would it be. He got fired for saying prick on tv?

[A]

Prick is. Was bad at one point. Like, really bad.

[C]

Prick is a dick.

[A]

Yeah, But I never thought that that was like, prick, whatever. Like, you could say that on tv. Right.

[C]

I thought. I thought a prick was like a thorn in my side.

[B]

Yes. Primetics. Thank you. But same. I. I've always known it meant a dick, but I always thought I'd be like, ah, you're a dickhead.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Not like, you know some horrible dude

[C]

I didn't even know. I thought it meant, like, a minor annoyance. Like I'm being pricked by something. Like, that's what I thought it meant. So when I said it to. When I said it to the guy at the track, like track practice, it was like, dude, you're just being minorly annoying. Stop being a prick.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then it was like, what did you just say?

[C]

We had a female head coach.

[B]

I almost made my mom crash her minivan because. So when I saw Scream 2, they say somebody has a hard on for Jamie Lee Curtis, but in my innocent little boy brain, I thought the term was heart on.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So my mom was asking me about a girl in my class, and if I had a crush on her, I went, yeah, I have a hard on for her. And I was like, what? I thought she was gonna crash me into traffic just to kill me. Yeah. The other one that I didn't realize was a curse, but my parents both thought was, like, over the top, like you would think I said cunt. We were watching the Simpsons and they had a thing where they panned past, like, 100 characters from other episodes. And I saw one and I went, oh, that's Jimmy the scumbag. Am I. Because I. I guess that means a condom full of load.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Which I never put to get even at that point because I didn't realize, I thought. Because to me, scum is like, oh, something that's at the bottom of, like, the shower. Or like, you get, you know, bottom

[C]

of a shoe type.

[B]

Yeah. Bottoming. Oh, I got scum on my shoe.

[C]

Yes. Bottom of stuff.

[A]

Yes. Yeah. Why not just call it a comeback?

[B]

And apparently one letter off a scumbag to them meant a deposited in condom. They lose the who told you that? Screaming at me. And goddamn, thank God I had my Simpsons encyclopedia, which I ran and got to say, no. It's in the book.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And I had to find the episode and show them in the book and say, jimmy the Scumbag.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And that's a horrible word. I don't know why they would say that's okay. To this day, they will argue with me that that's still, like, a deep cut curse.

[C]

Dude, crazy that you had, like, a reference book to go to.

[B]

Oh, dude. My Simpsons knowledge. Not. Probably not after 11.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, that's where it stops for me.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

But those first 11 seasons of the Simpsons, I think I could probably do word for word if I had to.

[C]

Yeah, If.

[B]

If it's on, I could. I think I could go along with it. Like you're singing a song.

[A]

I'm like that with Jackass.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Every Jackass movie. And, like, the order of the stunts and, like, the lines they say was obsessed.

[B]

When it came out for me, it was jackass. But with the commentary on. Yes.

[A]

I used to listen.

[B]

The commentary tracks were so fucking funny.

[A]

It's like another episode.

[B]

Would you. When they're talking about how they were all bagging Danzig's girlfriend.

[A]

Dude, do you ever hear Johnny Knoxville rips the N word in one of them?

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Jackass to commentary.

[B]

Oh, I got to. Oh, I got to watch that again.

[C]

Another properly conjugated.

[A]

He said now he doesn't go, Er. He's quoting. He said that when they were with the 36 MA.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

That. They said that the catchphrase for the show, like, the tagline, should have been jackass to duck N word.

[B]

That they all. That is the funniest. And they. They. They pay Stevo eats the. For, like, 100 bucks. Yeah, yeah, he's going swaddle it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, swaddle it.

[A]

I used to laugh so hard every time Steve O. Would throw up in Wild Boys in Jackass. And I had a friend who used to throw up just like him. And we used to go out and do Jackass stunts.

[B]

Oh, that was our whole generation.

[A]

Yeah, dude, it was so much fun. Punch each other with thumbtacks in our fingers.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

Yeah, we used to do crazy like that.

[C]

I used to catch back up with my white friends after they were done. Stack Jackass.

[B]

Yeah, that was nice.

[C]

You guys go stunt. We'll catch back up.

[B]

Yeah, you guys do vaguely gay stuff that hurts your mom.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. I watched a couple. I watched a couple, but I never, never participated.

[B]

We used to go to a Chinese buffet and steal the wasabi and then take it to the dollar store next Door. And we would put it on our hand and do bumps of wasabi standing there. But the bit was we would have to stand next to another customer and like, look. What is that? And then just go. And then stare at them and try not to break eye contact because you cry immediately.

[C]

Yeah. As you just, like, you're literally melting down in front of them.

[B]

Yeah. And that's what we would. That was a big one.

[A]

Did you do the carts? I love doing the car.

[B]

I. I never. I was. I never did. So nothing that would hurt me, that. But I would. I would jump off. I would jump into a bush. And, yeah, the carts. I always sound like I'm gonna break.

[A]

The hearts were scary.

[B]

I'm gonna break my shins.

[A]

It all depends who's pushing you, dude.

[C]

So. Not for jackass reasons, but one time. So my sister and I, we had this, like, weekend thing we would do. My stepmom would drive us to the grocery store. We'd get groceries, and then she'd go do her other errands. And in the same complex of the grocery store was like, a Hollywood video or some sort of video rental thing. And then we'd go rent our videos and then meet back up with our stepmom, like, where the grocery store was. And we would hop in carts, and we would push each other down the hill. We'd let each other go down the hill, run in front of the cart, and then stop it. Or sometimes, like, just let a person go a little while and then run, catch the handles, and then pull it back. Dude, one time she was, like, catching some speed down the little incline, and I went to run, and I tripped and just missed the cart. I mean, my fingertips were just, like, grazing the handle of it. And, dude, she just started picking up so much tea. Still to this day, she thinks I did it on purpose. So, like, me telling the story, if she gets wind of it, it's gonna bring up months of tension between us because she still thinks I did it on purpose. But, dog, she. She makes it. She makes it to the end of the parking lot, where it's like a big curb. On the other side of that curb is, like, a steep hill, almost a wall. Like, all grass. Dude, she. When she flipped, she hit. When she hit the concrete, she flipped up, and she was still trying to, like, hold on to it. So her feet came out, but her hands were in, and it was like her back was still kind of, like, in it. And then when she, like, let go, like, shoes were flying. And then I ran to the edge See her, dude, she was all the way at the bottom of the hill, just like, getting up, shoes everywhere, earrings everywhere. So it was crazy. Yeah.

[B]

Now, question. As a fellow jackass aficionado, did you go Deep cut with the more troublesome videos of bum fights?

[A]

Yes. Those were fun. Because you made me.

[B]

God damn it.

[A]

That guy. Fucking awesome. I love those videos.

[B]

Bling Bling, Crack pipe. Hidden in Bling Bling. I did. We watched that. I got him at a bootleg of them at a horror convention and me and my friends watching. And then my uncle watched it with me and he was like, zach, this is really bad.

[A]

Yeah, they were fucked.

[B]

Whatever this is. He's like, this is like exploitation. Like, this is. These are really sad things. Yeah, you can't. And then something happened. He went. I think it was when they threw the rock. When they threw the rock and hit the guy on the top of the head. Anyway. All right, that's pretty funny. Have you seen Bum Fights?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah. Bum fights.

[C]

No pun intended. But they bummed me out.

[B]

Yeah, no, yeah, they'll do that as an adult. It is rough.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But, dude, the Bum Hunter, where they

[A]

put the sirens on the car when

[B]

he's doing Steve Irwin.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah. He's doing, like, a documentary.

[B]

They're trying to. It's evil because these are hard. These are people who've had a horrible life. They're probably mentally ill and have severe addiction issues.

[A]

Definitely. Yeah.

[B]

But God damn, some of those were fucking great.

[A]

Some of them had, like, fun. Some of those bums were, like, fun.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like the main one.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Rufus. Yeah, Rufus, who I believe got sober and became a lawyer and an advocate.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Homeless people. Then he died in a car accident.

[A]

Wow. Damn.

[B]

Can you look that up?

[C]

Be fun if he spent his life trying to get bum fights sanctioned.

[A]

He's just this bum and he changes his life and then that's when that gets him. The drugs in the streets didn't get him, but becoming a lawyer and living a normal life.

[B]

Yeah, I believe he got clean.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But some.

[A]

Oh, dude, remember when that guy went on Dr. Phil?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. And he dressed as Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil, he was a. Oh, he

[C]

was the bum fight guy that put bump fights together.

[B]

I do remember dressed as Dr. Phil and he's like, you're exploiting people. He's like, that's what you do. That's 100% career. Yeah.

[D]

So his name, it says, I was Bling Bling, I guess, on the show.

[B]

Oh, was it Hannah? I'm talking about Rufus.

[D]

Yeah, Rufus Hannah is his actual name. And it says following legal action, he became an advocate for the homeless and then passed away in 2017.

[A]

Damn.

[B]

There's a. I'm thinking of the one. It's when they were just trying to wake up bulbs by throwing rocks at their heads.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's so exploitative that. Because they went to jail.

[A]

Yeah. How long for solicitation?

[B]

I think they were in jail if they did time. Yeah. Wow, that's pretty good. Illegal.

[A]

Good. Them.

[B]

It's soliciting.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Because they paid a hooker to blow the one guy.

[A]

Yeah. That's weird. That's when it starts getting weird.

[B]

I enjoy a good hooker video every now and then.

[A]

Well, hook.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Interviewing a hooker and just watching them like be shifty eyed, holding on to their phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

It says, by the way, he died in a head on car crash with an 18 wheeler.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, so I nailed that one, right?

[D]

Yep.

[B]

God damn.

[C]

Look at me. Ruth is thought he could beat anybody.

[B]

All right, so I want to. I want to. I want to get into this real quick. Do you. The woman from hetv, they got fired recently for saying fart. N word. Are you familiar?

[C]

No.

[B]

Shannon, bring up the clipper. It was a clip from years ago. It was on the cutting room floor. She's on a ladder, working on something and you know, I've stubbed my toe. I've tripped over the cat. You can't control what you say sometimes.

[C]

I've seen this.

[D]

I'm gonna place. I'm not 100 sure they don't bleep it out, but I'm gonna try it.

[C]

Yeah, I've seen this.

[D]

Why?

[E]

It's my last one. Oh, fart. What the is that?

[A]

That I just said?

[E]

Nick, you gotta. You gotta. Can you kill that?

[C]

This is. This is where. This is why she's fired.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So she got fired. But that. That didn't make the show. Believe it or not. But someone leaked it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So they fired her. And I believe scrub the show from streaming.

[C]

Like the whole show, not even just the episode.

[B]

Yeah, the show.

[A]

Well, anyway, now she's the head contractor on the. The White House ballroom. Yeah, she got picked up. She'll be fine.

[C]

Dude, that is basically like her interview to America for head contractor. Like, that's a crazy thing. That's unfair. I feel like there are certain contexts where it's like none of our business with people saying how they say it on a job site. That's their world. Whatever they say is between all of them on the job site. We shouldn't be able to judge them at all.

[B]

As someone who's been on many job sites in my life, both as a young boy accompanying my father and then having a few manual labor jobs. Yeah, yeah, some crazy shit gets said, dude.

[C]

I'm not saying I particularly care for how many words get the word nigga added to it.

[B]

Yeah. But it is the fuck. I mean, what a combo.

[C]

It's. Dude, it's almost like every other one

[B]

of those went together. Yeah, it's like sea salt and caramel. Like, oh, that's great. I gotta start trying that.

[A]

Yeah, she's definitely starting a trend.

[B]

So she, in what I would say in an inadvisable move, has. Is trying to do some PR and appeared on the Breakfast Club to defend herself. And believe it or not, they don't give her a lot of leeway.

[C]

She would have had better luck just doing more hard r than going on to the Breakfast cup to do pr.

[A]

She's kind of hot.

[B]

You use the term fart digger and fart knocker.

[C]

You used those terms before.

[E]

So. Okay, so fartknocker. Yes, absolutely. Fart digger farts. You know what?

[A]

Again,

[E]

do you have boys in here? Do you have boys?

[C]

Yeah, I have two boys.

[E]

I have one. Okay, so boys talk about farts all the time. Okay, so. And again, I can't swear on my show. Okay, so, yes, I have made up these crazy words.

[C]

If you said fart digger the amount of times that you said, I just feel like you should have released that a million and one times because it just seems like it's something that you've

[B]

said before because it just came out so nasty. And fart digger sound like you playing at all day. Yeah, that's a little nasty. That's another conversation.

[C]

No, no.

[B]

Why would you just be digging that crazy?

[E]

I don't have. I don't have a rhyme or reason of the words that I make up. Like, I say. I say nonsense stuff all the time. I mean, and again, I edit my shows, right? And I'll be editing my shows, and I'll be like, just finish what the you're saying. Cause I go off on, like, this and that, and I'm off the cuff. I'm not scripted.

[B]

So were you trying to say something else in that moment?

[E]

Absolutely.

[B]

Cause you say fart digger and fart knocker. I say all I do.

[E]

I did. And I do. I apologize. Apologize.

[B]

The camera's right there.

[E]

Yes, I do. And to everyone out there, just charlamagne. So you're aware that is a word That I do not condone. So the people out there that do not use me as an example, right? That's. That's where I've been coming out against people saying, hey, just because I said it, I made a mistake. I know I made a mistake. You watch that footage. Even the edited bull, you know that I am like, ugh. So, no, don't use me as a child for that.

[B]

And I don't want you to think coming on the Breakfast Club is just

[C]

going to rehabilitate your image.

[E]

Absolutely not.

[C]

In fact, it might increase the chances of you walking through the airport and

[B]

somebody going, that's the fart.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

No, I mean, you. You have a lot of people.

[A]

Why?

[E]

And again, I didn't. I didn't come on here to prove myself.

[C]

She could monetize that.

[B]

That's a T shirt, dude, for sure. Are you telling me that that's not a dude? Bomber jackets, dude.

[C]

Stick merch everywhere, dude.

[B]

Just be. Be the lady.

[C]

Yeah, like a little blonde glasses fart.

[A]

Lean into it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, dude, the blonde. Yeah, like, the outline of the blonde

[C]

hair and the glasses, and then you

[B]

could almost have it in the hair.

[C]

Oh, yes. A little poof coming out.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Mike, help us build this brain. What are you doing?

[B]

Down. Dude, just get Paula Dean on the horn.

[C]

You're the street team. You're gonna be pulling stickers.

[A]

Wear that shirt out.

[B]

Yeah, I'm telling you, get Paula Dean on the horn. Yeah, Everyone, they should do, like. Like, the Legion of Doom, like, an Avengers of Celebrities who's been canceled for saying the N word, and just have a different network, have a YouTube channel just like the Cancelables.

[A]

A reality show.

[B]

Yeah, dude. Or if they come together like the Expendables.

[A]

Yeah, that would be cool.

[C]

The Comeback.

[B]

Oh, dude, that would be sick.

[A]

Love that they battle it out from, like, a fucking pilot deal or something.

[B]

Oh, reality. Like. Yeah, like villains.

[A]

That would be cool.

[B]

I would love that. But they have to do, like, tongue twisters that might end up in slurs. You know, like, Sally sells seashells by the seashore.

[A]

Who's the first season?

[B]

Yeah, but it's like, fartknocker fart, Take her. Fart knocker, fart. Like, say this 80 times fast.

[A]

Michael Richards, first season, easily. Obviously, he's the original. He's the oj. Paula Dean's on there. Who else?

[C]

Man, for some reason, my brain keeps going to John Crook. Did he. Did he say who was the guy on the. The baseball player on the train or the subway?

[B]

Oh, John Rock John Rocker.

[C]

Yeah. But he didn't say no, the N word.

[B]

No. He said something like with aids, ridden with pink hair or something. He said he hated the. He hated the Yankees because if you take the train, you see how awful New York is. Oh, and then he just started going on a ramp.

[A]

I remember this.

[C]

He's still honorable mention. You can put him in there.

[B]

Yeah, I'll say.

[C]

It's on his heart.

[B]

John, can you give us a list of people who've been canceled for dropping the N word and we'll see. Well, let's do a draft. Who goes in the first season of this reality show?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

All right. Who gets the first pick?

[A]

Michael Richards might even have to just be the host.

[B]

Yeah, he. I mean, he's the chairman of the original.

[A]

He already. Yeah, he was the first to do it. So he gets a job.

[C]

He's the goat. He's like. He's the Michael Jordan.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Of getting canceled for the N word.

[A]

And he was. More than once. How many times did he say? Like 12 times in that.

[B]

It's a lot. Yeah, he said it's quite a bit. And supposedly he had done it the night before, too, and no one filmed it.

[A]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[B]

Like, he was doing.

[C]

He was stacking niggas.

[B]

Yeah. I think he was going for an image change.

[A]

Yeah, sounds like it.

[B]

I'm sick of being Alan Kramer. Yeah. I'm sick of being the neighbor guy.

[C]

That would be a different N word.

[D]

Okay, so for musicians John Mayer and Morgan Wallen.

[C]

Neither canceled.

[B]

They didn't really.

[A]

I didn't know they said that.

[D]

Morgan Waller said a video showed him using the slur outside his home in 2021.

[C]

They were propelled by the N word.

[D]

And then a John Mayer during a Playboy interview. In the TV and film, you said Michael Richards. Chevy Chase used the word during an argument on the set of Community. And Bill Maher during an interview on HBO's Real Time.

[A]

I remember that one.

[D]

And then there's one other reality TV person. Gina Rodriguez posted a video singing along. Oh, is that the one from Love Island? I think. Is that.

[B]

I think so.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And then sports. I don't know. This person is Kyle Larson.

[A]

Oh.

[D]

During a live stream virtual race at it. And then Paula Dean and Hulk Hogan.

[C]

Okay. Bill Maher doesn't count because I really, truly believe in my heart. At one point in his life, he believed he was a. For some time.

[B]

Yeah, I could. I could see that.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I feel like he. He's the kind of intellectual white where he can Justify it in his head.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That he. He can do the mental gymnastics.

[C]

Yeah. Where he's like, I know this isn't good for our community. I just like saying it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, it's holding. It is holding us back, but I like saying it.

[B]

All right, so that would be. I guess those are not as many as we thought.

[A]

Yeah. I thought there was a lot more, like, popular ones.

[C]

Yeah. Because it's like, if the stipulation is being canceled, a lot of these, like, only really Michael Richards got canceled.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Most of those people are still working, dude.

[C]

They just grazed. They just sidestepped the. And just kept moving.

[A]

There's some people who have said it who weren't even on that. On that list.

[B]

Yeah. There's got to be definitely. There's definitely comics.

[A]

Yeah. Louis Arty.

[C]

Yeah. Don't count.

[B]

Yeah, I. I would say mostly comics don't count. If it's in a bit or you're quoting.

[A]

Yeah. People were mad at Bill Maher for, like a week.

[C]

Yeah. Or if it's really funny. Timing wise.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

You get it.

[B]

Pass. You gotta. You gotta stick the landing, though.

[A]

You said it on Always Sunny too.

[B]

Yeah. I always said. But that episode's gone, I think. Or is it?

[A]

No, that one's one of the.

[B]

The black face ones are all gone.

[A]

The blackface ones are gone.

[B]

Well, the first episode, they drop it.

[A]

Yeah, they drop it in the first episode. And then there was the. The Lethal Weapon.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, all my favorite episodes.

[B]

All the blackface ones are gone.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because that's a ton of. Is gone. All those are gone. I believe the 30 Rock with Jenna in blackface is gone. And the one with John Hammond blackface is gone, which is retarded because both those things. The Jon Hamm thing was supposed to be a parody of old tv and the Jenna thing. This is my opinion. So if you. If people feel differently than me, I totally respect it. This is. I do not speak on my own behalf. Only the bit was Jenna is so stupid and self absorbed that just like with Always Sunny, those people are so stupid that they don't know they're being offensive.

[A]

Yes. It's the character. Yeah.

[B]

So with context, you go, it's not hateful. It's making fun of it.

[A]

Right, Right.

[B]

I know. Little Britain, a bunch got taken off. Mighty Bush, a bunch got taken off. And that's not even black. That was because that point of that show was that it was like four people playing an entire world. So if they were an Indian guy, they would dress up with the Paint and. And be an Indian guy

[C]

with the painting. I like the way you said that.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[C]

They dressed up with the paint and you know.

[B]

Yeah, they put the on.

[A]

Yeah, they stopped it. They've never ever taken any south park episodes away. Right.

[B]

They is there, I believe, a ton of episodes that are not up.

[A]

They took them off.

[B]

Shannon, can you look up on streaming?

[C]

Yeah, yeah. It's on HBO now though.

[B]

Yeah. But I think they're still gone.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I think Imagination Land is gone.

[A]

Oh, that's one of my favorite one. Why did they take that one off?

[B]

I think there's some. There's a few. Shannon, can you look at it? I want to say, at least when they were on Paramount, there were like eight episodes gone. Wow.

[A]

That's up. Imagination Land. I remember when that came out.

[B]

So funny.

[A]

Phenomenal. Yeah, it was great. One of the best episodes. It was like a movie.

[B]

Yeah, it was. Yeah. It was like a three part special.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Shank, you look up which ones because there's the.

[D]

So first one is Super Best Friends.

[B]

Oh, the Muhammad ones are gone.

[A]

That one. I remember being the problem.

[D]

Cartoon Wars Part 1 and 2, it says the plot revolves around whether Family Guy will air an episode showing Muhammad. Same. Same reason. Let's see, 201 and 200 main past characters suing the town over being mocked. Muhammad also appears disguised in a bear suit.

[C]

That tickled Shane.

[A]

That's it.

[D]

Because this is the same. They're all the same. That's it. It was just a total of five. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. And the only Simpsons that is gone is the Michael Jackson one.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

And that. That was supposedly the producer's decision because there's a rumor that he used that episode to. As something to watch when kids came over. So I believe that that's not. They weren't forced to take that one down. It's just a. Yeah, yeah. That's why physical media, very important. And people shit on me for still having my DVDs because they take up a lot of room. I got so mad. I was watching the reboot of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and a guy had a big DVD collection and

[C]

this

[B]

tosser that was his. He goes, DVDs. It's called streaming. What do you have these for? And I'm like, because it's all gonna go away. You need to. Louis the other day couldn't. He tried to show his son Revenge of the Nerds. It's not on anything because they raped somebody in it.

[C]

Dude, it is.

[B]

You need to buy a Blu Ray.

[C]

It's the rape, dude. It was like one of those. I credit Revenge of the Nerds for why we got the MeToo movement so strong, because that made it okay for creepy guys to be a little creepy, and then we just laugh it off.

[B]

Well, that was an entire genre. Don't. I mean Bluto in Animal House.

[C]

It was also an entire generation of human men.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Watching the. The girls change and you can tell. He gets a boner and the ladder falls. Dude, Animal House, the girl passes out with her tits out. And he's got the angel and the devil.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

By the way, you find out she's like 15, and then the.

[C]

The.

[B]

The angel's like, you're gonna cover her? And the devil's like, fuck her. Squeeze your tits. And it's like. It's. It's not. It's a comedic moral quandary.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Do I fuck this passed out child? Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Porky's. Porky's.

[A]

Yeah. All those movies back then, National Lampoons, a lot of them.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

We're like that.

[B]

But that was a different.

[A]

Different time.

[C]

It was a different time. Do you remember the band episode of Not. Yeah. Animaniacs.

[B]

Which one?

[C]

When they were. They were drinking alcohol and they got drunk.

[B]

No.

[C]

And one of them got in a car crash.

[B]

No, I don't know that one.

[C]

Yeah, it was an episode where one of them found. I think Buster finds a beer. And they just start.

[B]

Well, there's Yakko Wacko, and Dot is the animation.

[C]

Oh. Then Tiny Toons.

[B]

I'm sorry, Tiny Toons.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Tiny Toons. Buster finds a beer, and they just start getting trashed. And then one of them gets in a car accident. One of them drunk drives off a cliff.

[B]

That's pretty funny. It's pretty funny. Regardless.

[C]

Yeah. And I remember that episode. My kids started recently watching Tiny Toons, and I was like, oh, I cannot wait till they get to this episode. They're gonna think it's ridiculous. And we watched the whole entire thing, and I watched it with them, and that episode never came up. So now I feel crazy. Now I'm like, did I make up.

[B]

Shannon, can you.

[C]

Episode where cartoons were drinking alcohol.

[B]

Can you confirm this?

[A]

Shannon, wouldn't you love to see a cartoon from your childhood, but, like, made for you now? Like, can you imagine?

[B]

Oh, like a reboot.

[A]

Yeah. Like the Rugrats trying to escape Epstein

[C]

island or something like that, where they

[A]

just end up there, like, as an adult watching that. Or probably be so sucked in.

[C]

Captain Captain Planet, dealing with allegations for being on the Epstein list.

[B]

That's another one. Okay, this is gonna sound retarded for a second. Rugrats dealt with some heavy. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Neglect was one of them.

[B]

The when you realize Chucky's mom is dead and he's got the box of all of her stuff and he brings it to him. You watch as an adult and you're like, this is fucking brutal.

[A]

It's our crushing.

[B]

And then Pixar level. Hey, Arnold. When they tell the story of the. Was the Vietnamese chick or Vietnamese.

[A]

The poor one? The one who was poor.

[B]

They show them in Vietnam handing the baby to an American soldier and being like, please take my baby, because we're all going to die.

[A]

Oh, my God. I don't remember that.

[B]

It's really. And then I think they hint at the Holocaust, too, because I think there's an old.

[C]

Is it.

[B]

Hang on. It's one of the shows. They hint at it. And he's got the numbers on his arm.

[A]

What? I never saw that one either. That's.

[B]

Yeah, there's some dark. They dealt with, like, real dark shit.

[A]

Wow. I remember the episode of where the girl was poor and everybody was bullying her. And then she went home and, like, she had no food, and she's like, at least there's a can of beans left.

[B]

And Dad's like, I ate that this morning.

[A]

That used to make me, like, get choked up.

[B]

I was like, this poor girl.

[C]

Aren't they all poor?

[A]

On.

[C]

Hey, Arnold. I thought it was, like, a poor neighborhood. I never.

[B]

I personally didn't watch that way.

[A]

They were like street kids.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

So just real quick. So as far as Tiny tunes, there was one episode that was taken down. It was called One Beer, and it was controversial depiction of alcohol consumption where they're drunk, acting reckless and stealing a police car.

[B]

That's crazy.

[C]

Yeah. I think they crashed the police car at the end.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Somebody. And then I think, if I remember correctly, I. I didn't want to say it because I didn't know if it was real still. But if I remember correctly, they tried. They crashed the car, and then somebody's cartoon spirit, like, rises up

[B]

every time.

[D]

It does say at the end, though, that it was all a dream.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Did not remember that part. I apologize, guys.

[B]

It's still.

[A]

No, that still happened.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

It still was depicted.

[C]

Yes. Fair enough. Yeah.

[B]

There's a ton of shit now where, like, stuff has been edited or changed because, like, oh, we don't want kids. Like we've talked about before in Lilo and Stitch. I think somebody hides in the washing machine.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

They had to change it because they were afraid of kids going in the washing machine.

[A]

Stupid.

[B]

I get it.

[C]

I mean, it is stupid, but back in like the 80s and 90s, there kind of was an epidemic of people getting up and stuff.

[B]

We were talking about Jackass. There's, you know, there's this scene in the Simpsons where they go to the children's hospital and they're like, this is the Three Stooges Award. These are the kids that thought they were gonna be Superman.

[A]

I remember when every time a movie came out, there was some story of kids trying to do it getting really fucked up.

[B]

Yeah, but the good. The good. What is it the Good, Son. Where they throw the dummy off the bridge. Yeah, I feel like that. Definitely. People copycatted that a bunch.

[A]

Yeah, Yeah, I remember hearing about that too. I need. The pumpkins are always going over the side in October. People throw them on the fucking freeway or wherever the parkway and the fuck people.

[B]

Wasn't somebody threw a turkey and like fucking destroyed a lady?

[A]

I think it killed her. Yeah.

[B]

Windshield and she frozen turkey.

[C]

That's crazy.

[B]

Throwing a bowling ball.

[A]

Yeah, that's nuts.

[B]

I had a friend that used to throw shit off the bridge and he was a sociopath dude.

[C]

I. I'm not even going to call him a friend. He was not my friend. But he actually a relative who would throw stuff off of a bridge in absolute. You could look him in the face and be like, he throws stuff off a bridge. They gotta look.

[B]

Yeah, there's always the kid, dude. There's always the kid that like just takes it a little too. The kid that's got fireworks for some

[C]

reason and a wild underbite for some reason.

[B]

Yeah, the death stare.

[A]

We had a kid like that in my high school and a rumor got out that he fucked a Snapple bottle and he used like to shove Sharpies up his butt.

[C]

Wait, old Snapple or newer Snapple bottles?

[A]

Like the one with the glass bottles?

[C]

The wide.

[A]

The wide ones.

[B]

And it's made from the best stuff on earth. It is.

[C]

Well, you can't not. Fuck that.

[A]

It's got a nice sized opening.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Some of them you could do. Some of them you can't.

[B]

Yeah, the glass. I would get nervous of the suction. I feel like you would make a vacuum and get it stuck like a penis enlarger.

[A]

Maybe he had a small dick. His name was George.

[B]

Well, guys, if you know George with a small dick bottle, please write in, we got to end today's episode. Thank you so much to Sydney Gantt. Check out World War Fun. Please watch Mike Sacchali's YouTube special Prom King and be sure to check out the Thing is Ding. This week with Sydney Gant getting to his story from Story Wars. Thank you so much. And we see you on Friday for the bonus episode. Goodbye. Come grab a coffee and join the crew. It's Acamiko morning too. It's Akamiko work morning too.

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[C]

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