Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo – Episode 0111
Guests: Priya Blunts, Mike Sicoli
Date: May 8, 2026
Podcast: GaS Digital Network
Episode Overview
This riotous episode of “Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo” is an unfiltered, absurd, and hilarious roundtable between host Zac Amico and comedians Priya Blunts and Mike Sicoli. True to Morning Zoo form, the conversation bounces chaotically between digestive catastrophes, travel horror stories, illegal weed vending machines, culinary oddities, sexual misadventures, and everything in between—all from the unique, uncensored perspective of Zac and his guests. It’s a crude, self-deprecating, and surprisingly insightful dive into the less glamorous side of adulthood, friendship, and bodily functions.
Key Discussion Points & Highlights
1. The Perils of Spicy Food and Aging
Timestamps: 02:00–04:00
- Zac laments that he’s become “too old and white” for lamb vindaloo, recounting a night of digestive chaos.
“I have destroyed my asshole... If I went to bed at midnight, I was up on the hour... it looks like goldfish food.” – Zac (02:22)
- Priya recommends milder Indian fare, jokes about kormas and butter chicken being the new vibe.
- Mike admits he’s never had Indian food, despite years in Edison, NJ—the U.S. Desi food capital.
Memorable Moment:
- Zac’s mournful analysis of his post-Indian food bathroom experience is both graphic and hilarious, setting a very “morning zoo” tone.
2. Takeout Food Preferences: Rituals, Orders, and Food Delivery Gripes
Timestamps: 04:39–08:30
- Mike: Pizza and Chinese food, always the same order (boneless spare ribs, dumplings, wonton soup).
- Discussion about what foods "travel well" via delivery—fries and breakfast fare deemed the worst.
- Priya: General Tso’s tofu, broccoli in garlic sauce, egg drop soup.
- Zac: Shrimp fried rice, egg foo young, shrimp dumplings.
- Deep analysis of Chinese takeout packaging: the “box as a plate” hack and “unfolding” food containers.
“I just love that the containers are part of it.” – Priya (06:26)
“The box is not supposed to stay a box... It’s a plate!” – Zac (06:42)
3. Food & TV/Movie Continuity
Timestamps: 07:37–09:18
4. Plugs and Upcoming Shows
Timestamps: 10:15–11:00
- Standard comic plugs: Mike’s “The Prom King” special, Priya’s sessions at Tyson 2.0 Smoke Lounge, Zac’s upcoming special taping in Austin.
5. Death Videos and Gallows Humor
Timestamps: 12:13–13:55
- Zac references a recent slew of brutal Indian death videos for podcast content, striving for “algorithm chaos.”
- Priya shares her favorite: the notorious story of a mother-in-law pushing a widow into her husband’s funeral pyre (Sati)—both joke about the dark humor.
“My favorite is a mother-in-law that pushes her now widowed daughter in law onto the burning body of her dead friend.” – Priya (12:20)
6. Traveling: Airport and Flight Anxieties
Timestamps: 13:25–18:16
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Zac on why he avoids international comedy gigs: long flights and fear of squat toilets.
“I don’t want to go anywhere where you poop in a hole.” – Zac (14:22)
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Mike shares bizarre “airbus” experience: booked a flight, boarded... an actual bus.
“That’s not an Airbus. That’s a bus.” – Zac (15:15)
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Rants on airport mall layouts and luxury shopping: who is buying Gucci at the airport?
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Priya: Advocates super-healthy flying, brings own snacks and salads; Zac’s “no swampy food” rule recalled from a professor.
7. Best (and Worst) Plane Food Stories
Timestamps: 18:16–21:20
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Zac: Epic Bloody Mary in Lafayette, LA garnished with fried okra!
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Priya: Once brought salmon curry on a plane, uncaring if it stank everyone out.
“One time I did bring salmon curry to the airplane. Everybody hated me. I don't really give a shit.” – Priya (19:08)
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Zac: Observes the mystery of who brings full seafood boils on planes despite TSA restrictions.
8. Insane News & Sexual Misconduct Double Standards
Timestamps: 23:08–25:56
- Shannon introduces story of a male JP Morgan executive claiming harassment and sexual coercion by a female boss; panel reads quotes.
“This is so hot... This is awesome.” – Zac (23:39)
“She needs—she should pivot into dominatrix career ASAP.” – Priya (25:08)
- Conversation reflects on power dynamics, “men’s playbook,” and early “grooming” experiences in teenage years.
9. Photographers, Creepy Jobs, and “Pink” Modeling
Timestamps: 26:36–32:50
- Zac and guests discuss how the “photographer” shtick enables creepiness.
- Zac’s firsthand experience protecting a nude model at sketchy amateur shoots.
- “No pink” codes at modeling sites, and Zac’s “crack jacket” as streetwear security uniform.
Memorable Quote:
“Photographer is a creepy profession.” – Priya (27:49)
10. Real Fights, Street Altercations, and White Trash Whispering
Timestamps: 33:42–36:08
- In-real-life confrontations rarely escalate; most tough talkers back down.
- Priya and Zac both recount stories of breaking up bar/train fights with talk rather than brawling.
“This isn't how tonight ends. We all go home and sleep in our own beds, right?” – Zac’s “White Trash Whisperer” de-escalation line (35:32)
11. Food Science: Clear Fried Chicken and Glitter Food
Timestamps: 39:02–41:11
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Panel reacts to molecular gastronomy—a see-through fried chicken “glass sculpture.”
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Priya references “glittery pink fried chicken.”
“No one asked for this.” – Priya (40:43)
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Squatty Potty commercial reminiscence leads to debates on squat toilets and healthy pooping posture.
12. Adult Vices: Weed, Mushrooms, and Cigarette Smuggling
Timestamps: 47:17–59:11
- NJ man arrested for $20K-a-day illegal weed vending machines—panel laments missed entrepreneurial opportunities.
- Discussion of weed buying habits and dispensary economics.
- All reminisce about smuggling weed, cigars, and alcohol on trips: classic hacks (tampon tubes, candy disguise, re-sealed wine bottles).
- Mike’s horror story of being arrested three times for weed, including strip searches for minuscule amounts.
Memorable Quote:
“They found a little tiny nug on the back seat of my car... I was, like, so ashamed of myself.” – Mike (52:24)
- Panel shares funny and gross stories about fake, tax-free cigarettes from the reservation, including “floor sweepings” cigs that made the whole crew sick.
13. Covert Car Masturbation & the Gender Transition Circle
Timestamps: 61:48–63:58
- Story: Man identified for masturbating while driving. Panel notes men can’t get away with covert jerking off, women probably could.
- Zac’s friend who crashed while masturbating later transitioned genders.
- Several stories about friends and exes who have transitioned, including a uniquely “progressive” take on past threesomes.
14. Sexual Escapades & Oversharing
Timestamps: 64:17–68:45
- Deep-dive into past group sex encounters, transitions, a “gummer” (toothless oral), and one recipient’s experience with getting a “Blumpkin” (oral sex while on the toilet).
“I’ve gotten a Gummer and a Blumpkin and both were not up to stuff.” – Zac (68:03)
15. The Physiology of Balls, Sweaty Groins, and... Armpit Fetish
Timestamps: 69:42–72:14
- Ball-care hacks: Baby powder, dude wipes, keeping things dry.
- Zac confesses a minor armpit fetish, equates some body odors to a “Blimpy sub,” and guests agree certain BO can be hot.
“I like smelling girls’ armpits sometimes. And I like a little bit when girls smell like a sub. A Blimpy.” – Zac (71:39)
16. Garlic, Health Rituals, and Farewell
Timestamps: 72:29–73:19
- Panel discusses eating garlic and onion for health—old remedies like putting them in your socks.
- Zac teases a follow-up experiment with these folk cures in a future episode.
Notable Quotes & Exchanges
“I think I've hit that age where... whatever used to happen between mouth and whatever process used to occur—I'm just shooting it out like a duck.” — Zac (03:45)
“One time I did bring salmon curry to the airplane. Oh, wow. Everybody hated me. I don't really give a shit.” — Priya (19:08)
“This is my worst fear. I don't want to get R'd in jail. ...You gotta spread your cheeks. ...I think my ass was just so gross. He just got out.” — Mike (52:28)
“You can eat in my classroom, but nothing swampy.” — Zac, quoting a professor (18:50)
“This isn't how tonight ends. We all go home and sleep in our own beds.” — Zac (35:32)
“I like smelling girls’ armpits sometimes. And I like a little bit when girls smell like a sub. A Blimpy. Like the oil and vinegar...” — Zac (71:39)
Timestamps for Key Segments
- 02:00–04:00 – Zac’s vindaloo nightmare
- 06:26–08:30 – Takeout containers and food “hacks”
- 13:25–18:16 – Travel anxiety: flights, airports, and bathrooms
- 19:08 – Priya’s salmon curry on a plane confession
- 23:08–25:56 – Sexual misconduct at JP Morgan (role reversal)
- 26:36–32:50 – Modeling stories, power play, “no pink” code
- 47:17–59:11 – Weed vending machines, dispensary tales, cigarette smuggling
- 61:48–63:58 – Car masturbation, friends transitioning, progressive threesomes
- 64:17–68:45 – Oversharing: “gummer” and “blumpkin” stories
- 69:42–72:14 – Male ball hygiene, armpit guy, weird health rituals
Conclusion
This is an episode packed with vulgar honesty, creative food tips, outlandish sex stories, and a heartfelt comic camaraderie. Zac, Priya, and Mike toggle between crass humor and oddly comforting wisdom, all with a blend of self-deprecation and outlandish candor—the hallmark of true “Morning Zoo” energy. If you want a taste of wild, unfiltered podcasting on everything your morning radio show shouldn't be, this is required listening.