0119. Che Durena and Josie Marcellino

Summary

Zac Amico's Morning Zoo | Episode 0119

Guests: Che Durena, Josie Marcellino
Date: June 12, 2026
Host: Zac Amico (with Big Jay Oakerson)

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Episode Overview

This episode of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo is a rollicking, unfiltered conversation featuring comedians Che Durena and Josie Marcellino. The episode swerves through fast food confessions, degenerate road stories, sex worker horror tales, salvos on data privacy, and spirited debates about guilt, politics, and cultural oddities. As always, Zac and crew bring twisted takes, plenty of oversharing, and a deep affection for life’s most lovable weirdos.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Tour Recap and Road Food Fiascos

Timestamps: 02:00 – 09:00

• Zac details flying straight from gigs to the studio, noting exhaustion but pride in not missing the live show.
• Amico Brothers "World Tour" (really Indiana and Michigan) gets recapped: "Juggalo country, I'll tell you. Good turnout, fun." (03:00)
• Zac recounts a gluttonous late-night Sonic order: “Foot long chili cheese dog, sausage, egg, cheese, pepper, onion breakfast burrito, French toast sticks, and a hot pretzel.” (04:37)
• Relatable self-judgment and food confessions ensue:
  • Jay: “I want to judge you, but the thing is, I fight that demon.” (04:54)
  • Josie admits attending Overeaters Anonymous: “It’s embarrassing, but yes. It’s the only thing that works.” (08:23)

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2. Fast Food Nerding and Sauce Discourse

Timestamps: 09:00 – 14:00

• The panel dives deep on the best fast food sauces and desserts.
  • Zac: “What are we dipping McDonald's nuggets in?”
    • Josie: “I just go straight ketchup.”
    • Jay: “I think that’s more than dry, dude, that’s crazy!” (09:13)
• Secret menu hacks and nostalgia:
  • Zac: “Dipped in... the maple syrup package from breakfast. Jerry-rigged chicken and waffle experience.” (10:21)
  • Jay: “When you start bringing out side things... secret. This is fucking fire, dude.” (10:37)
• Jay’s “Holy Grail” sauces: hot mustard, with a horseradish, wasabi-like burn. (11:21–11:26)
• Josie affirms Taco Bell as “one of the healthiest fast foods you can go to.”

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3. Competitive Eating & Bizarre Pandemic Challenges

Timestamps: 14:40 – 16:55

• Zac recounts bringing professional “chuggers” (beer guzzlers) onto the show during lockdown, including Badlands Booker and Crazy Legs Conti.
• The challenge: six beers in six minutes. “Sounds easy. It is not.”
• Jay explains: “It’s all technique, dude.” (16:22)
• Zac’s wife’s deadpan reaction: “I think I’m stuck with him.” (16:36)

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4. Relationship Transparency & Secret Money

Timestamps: 21:00 – 24:40

• Zac debates the perils of a joint bank account with his wife:
  • “If I buy dinner, I still want a thank you. If I buy dinner and use our joint bank account, I just bought dinner with our money.” (22:40)
  • Admits to drunkenly giving to random GoFundMes: “Sometimes I’ll be like, oh, you know what? Give ‘em 250.” (24:13)
• Jay agrees: “I think keeping it separate... you get a little bit of privacy.” (23:13)
• Josie’s take: “Sharing your bank account info... I think you might give into your vices less.” (21:49)

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5. Prison Pen Pal Apps & the Allure of Chaos

Timestamps: 24:45 – 27:32

• Zac brings up “Prison Connect,” theorizing it mainly exists for incarcerated women to get “simps to put money on their books.” (20:46)
• The trio reviews a particular inmate’s mugshot and details (assault, “threatening”).
• Jay observes: “She might be missing a couple teeth, dude.” (26:33)
• Zac: “Still 100% would.” (26:46)
• Side discussion: alt-girls, “death hawks,” and niche haircuts. Zac confesses, “There’s something hot about a girl with a shaved part of her head. I like touching it.” (28:41)

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6. Feminism, Sexual Kinks & Social Media Personas

Timestamps: 29:03 – 31:30

• Zac offers the theory: “Every girl that puts on the front of the... hardcore feminist, posting on Facebook, is the same girl who asks to be choked.”
  • Jay: “Come on.” (29:48)
  • Zac: “If she had ‘The Ethical Slut’ lying around, you were leaving with an empty ball bag.” (30:03)
• Josie admits to having once been a “very heavy social justice warrior,” including affecting a “blaccent”: “I did have a blaccent. How did you know that?” (31:50)
• Light, playful ribbing on identity and code-switching.

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7. Conspiracy Theories, Anti-Semitic Subway Attacks, and Charity Parodies

Timestamps: 34:46 – 42:55

• Zac & Jay review a NYC anti-Semitic subway incident, then pivot to the infamous “Five-ish” (a talking $5 bill mascot for a real Israeli charity).
• Jay: “Is this the real ad or is this parody?” Zac: “No, these are real sketches.” (39:49)
• They deconstruct the charity’s use of a dollar bill as mascot (“If this was a Whitest Kids sketch, you’d go, I think they took it too far.” (38:15))
• Satirical banter about “Jews eating kids” as an absurd conspiracy trope.

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8. Elite Power Structures, Epstein Island, and the “Epstein Class”

Timestamps: 42:08 – 45:57

• Jay talks about societal division, referencing MLK’s assassination for labor organizing: “Once he started getting poor whites and poor blacks together... they went, ‘No, no, no... This guy’s got to go.’” (54:28)
• Discussion: “It’s not the Jews, it’s not black guys, it’s not cops... it’s one group of people fucking us. The Epstein class!” (42:44)
• Debates over data collection, Peter Thiel, and the “Palantir” data centers in oceanic legal limbos.

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9. Family Racism, Generational Change, and Stories About the South

Timestamps: 48:23 – 54:50

• Josie reveals discovering years-old family letters from her Irish-American grandfather, full of outdated, racist language: “They’re littered with the N word for no fucking reason.” (49:06)
• Jay: “If you’re an Irish cop in the 1950s in DC, it’s probably flying out super loose.” (50:48)
• Heartfelt arc about generational integration, as Josie’s sister now marries a black man:
  • “Hey, we’re washing it out, you know. Each generation, a little better.” (51:44)
• Jay: “It’s not each other fucking you. It’s this guy who runs the fucking business. He’s fucking you.” (54:28)

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10. Algorithm Hell, Internet Weirdos, and Traumatized Group Chats

Timestamps: 56:07 – 61:43

• Jay laments his ruined video feed: “My algorithm used to be just people’s misfortune, and I loved it.” (57:21)
• Zac introduces the crew to “Bipolar Wolverine”: “He just acts like Wolverine... if he goes on tour, I gotta go to this guy’s show.” (58:08)
• The crew delights in the internet’s weirdest people—both those they follow and the trauma-adjacent “whack pack” in their own circles.
  • Zac: “He would upload like 200 pictures a day... [like] me turning into a werewolf.” (64:11)
  • Josie: “Printing out your own nudes at the library is awesome.” (64:22)
• Reflections on small-time subcultural celebrities and “mental deficiency vibes.”

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11. Insane Funeral Stories & the Whack Pack’s Moment

Timestamps: 68:28 – 74:23

• Zac recounts an unforgettable funeral: a mentally unstable local “whack pack” member sits with the family, gives a rambling eulogy, and gets hooked off the mic by the deceased’s sisters.
  • “He must have looked and went, oh, there’s only one comfy chair left.” (70:28)
  • Josie: “What a treat!” (71:52)
• The “craziest” eulogist: “He got applause... he got hooked on it and ran out of shit to talk about.” (71:05)
• Fun sendoff idea: the deceased’s family puts his washed clothes out by size for attendees. “By the end of the funeral, everyone was wearing Doug’s clothes... highly recommend.” (74:17)

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12. Sex Work Horror Stories, Demographics, and OnlyFans Economics

Timestamps: 75:10 – 81:17

• Group reacts to a Canadian sex worker’s viral video about her now-altered policies on accepting Indian and Pakistani clients:
  • “India and Pakistan have very strong rape cultures. That is just a fact.” (75:13)
  • Zac: “No shit, I bet they did.” (76:14)
  • Jay: “Isn’t it kinda like going to the cops and saying somebody stole my crack?” (77:00)
• Analyze how sex workers often “screen for race,” noting parallels in Amsterdam where British or Russian clients are discouraged due to rudeness or bad tourist behavior.
• Josie: “When I had my bikini OnlyFans, it was $25 a month. You're insane. Made so much money. To do all that for $7.99 is crazy!” (80:11)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Zac Amico (on gluttony):
  “Foot long chili cheese dog, sausage, egg, cheese, pepper, onion breakfast burrito, French toast sticks, and a hot pretzel.” (04:37)

• Big Jay Oakerson (on late-night hacks):
  “Sometimes I get the flicker of like, you can just go to bed. You know what I do sometimes to, like, stave off the food? I just binge porn for a bit... I'm an addict in a different way.” (05:18)

• Josie Marzalino (on Overeaters Anonymous):
  “It's embarrassing, but yes. It's the only thing that works.” (08:23)

• Jay (on joint accounts):
  “I think keeping it separate, there's nothing wrong with that. You get a little bit of privacy. You get a little bit of wiggle room... and have no one know.” (23:13)

• Zac Amico (on feminist girls secretly wanting to be dominated):
  “Those are the same girls that very quickly ask to be choked... or called names or dominated.” (29:41)

• Josie Marzalino (on family legacies):
  “They're littered with the N-word for no fucking reason. Now my grandpa was a cop in D.C. in the 50s... He was just going over his day.” (49:06)

• Big Jay Oakerson (on solutions to society’s divisions):
  “Once we realize we're all on the same side and there's one group of people that are fucking us, it's not Asians, not white guys, not black guys, it's not cops. It's one group of people. Then we can get ahead.” (54:29)

• Jay (on the Five-ish mascot):
  “The mascot’s a dollar, which is hilarious.” (38:09)

• On funeral shenanigans:
  “He took the other comfy chair and sat with the family at the front. And then when everyone lined up to give condolences, he got in the line with the family and started thanking people for coming.” (70:33 & 70:45)

• Re: Amsterdam sex work bans:
  “The Brits are so obnoxious... they cheer their friends coming out of the window, they're rude to the girls. Netherlands runs ads: ‘If you’re from England, don’t come.’” (81:17)

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Episode Vibe & Tone

Unapologetic, hilarious, and deeply human, this episode is a tapestry of depravity, nostalgia, cultural critique, and gallows humor. Zac Amico and company make even the darkest stories charming with their absurd honesty, comedic self-awareness, and genuine affection for society’s weirdest corners.

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Resources & Further Reading

• Zac Amico’s Info & Tickets
• Two Goons Podcast by Che Durena
• Client Cringe subreddit
• [Howling II “Spook Show” Archive]( link for paid Gas Digital subscribers)

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Skipped Sections

(Advertisements and other non-content skipped throughout: e.g., Aura, Progressive, Shopify, Kratom, Body Brain Coffee, GoFundMe, Talkspace)

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End of Summary

Transcript

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[Zach Amico]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network. Wake up, it's time to go. Zakamiko's gotta show. Animals are here to play jokes and guests to start your day. Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and join the crew It's Akamiko. Whoa, whoa.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Morning,

[Zach Amico]

welcome. Well, good morning, Good morning, good morning. It's just another manic Monday here at the Gas Digital Studios. Coming to you live from New York City, it's your other boy, the international superstar Zach Amico. I just woke up. I was dead asleep on the couch in the other room because I flew here right from my gigs and came here and took a nap and now I'm ready to broadcast.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's wild, dude.

[Josie Marzalino]

So you landed this morning?

[Zach Amico]

I Woke up at 3:30 this morning and got on a plane and I am here now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's wild. Good for you. Good for you for getting that done.

[Zach Amico]

I didn't want to miss a show. So everybody that wants a live one, you're welcome. Thank you to everyone that came to the first leg of the amazing Amico Brothers world tour. By world, we met mostly Indiana and Michigan, but that part of the world got it first Juggalo country, I'll tell you. Good turnout, fun.

[Josie Marzalino]

Good.

[Zach Amico]

Great shows. Crack Amico. I was real glad I was not closing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh yeah, it's on a good show

[Zach Amico]

killed and closed with a new song.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

An unreleased track that I will say might be his best song yet.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, all right.

[Zach Amico]

Absolutely killed. Very proud of him. I know he was nervous, but he fucking came through hard. A lot of fun. Thank you to all the venues. Thank you to all the fans. Did some meet and greets. That was the first time we've done those. The meet and greet tickets.

[Josie Marzalino]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

Of course I'll stay and talk and sign anything for anybody for free. But if people want to do that and support the venue, yes, we were happy to do so. And oh, boy, did I eat a lot of Chicago hot dogs. And I did some damage. I had a. At one point, had a few cocktails and decided I needed a foot long chili cheese dog from Sonic. And man, that's a lot bigger than you think it's gonna be.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did it fuck you up a little bit?

[Zach Amico]

No, no, no. It was a big duty the next day.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Because I feel like that would be like, that's gonna up the consistency of my shit pretty bad. I think if I eat a foot long. Sonic.

[Zach Amico]

Hot dog, chili cheese. I had a. You can judge this meal. Yeah, this was a late night meal.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Foot long chili cheese dog, sausage, egg and cheese. Excuse me. Sausage, egg, cheese, pepper, onion breakfast burrito.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

French toast sticks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And a hot pretzel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. You know, Zach, Zach, I'm like, I want to judge you, but the thing is, I fight that demon. I eat like, dude, some of my orders are exactly that I don't really. Sonic's not a big one for me,

[Zach Amico]

but, like, usually it isn't. But you're like, I wanted Portillo's, and Portillo's had clothes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They had clothes. So you're like, well, I'm craving this hot dog.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, I still want to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I need to satisfy the craving for the hot dog. Sometimes I get the flicker of like, you can just go to bed. You know what I do sometimes to, like, stave off the food? Because I'm like, I got to pick an evil that's like, less bad. I just. I'm like, what if I just binge porn for a bit? Because then I'm getting that dopamine satisfaction, but I'm not gaining weight.

[Zach Amico]

The.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's how. That's how I. I'm like, I'm just gonna. I'm gonna be an addict, but in a different way.

[Zach Amico]

That's. That's pretty fair.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. So I can't judge you at all. Cause I've. I've done McDonald's is my big one. I'll do like three McDoubles now. They don't let you do it on the app anymore. Before I would do three McDoubles with Big Mac sauce, which ups the calorie. Count on that like crazy. Then we're getting some sort of chicken item. Either a McChicken, which you guys don't really have here. It's different. Or McChicken in Canada is different than what you have here.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. And.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And so I would get a McChicken or a 10 piece nug and then I would. If I'm going crazy, we go like Big Mac or like luxury burger item. But for sure a dessert's getting added in there. We're getting an apple pie. We're getting what, what is even called a frosty? What the fuck are they called there?

[Josie Marzalino]

Wendy's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wendy's is a frost McFlurry. We're going for a McFlurry. That. And so I will order that. Yeah, Like a fucking two, three o' clock in the morning and murder the whole thing.

[Zach Amico]

You know what I think is an underrated McDonald's item?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, gimme cookies.

[Josie Marzalino]

They're so good. Their sugar cookies are great.

[Zach Amico]

Chocolate chip cookie.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You don't think about it. Yeah, they got an oven.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They fucking crank those boys out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They do, they do, they do.

[Zach Amico]

Subway cookie. Very good. Anywhere like a cookie. Pretty goddamn consistent.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, a cookie. You can always rely on a cookie.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

Especially soft.

[Zach Amico]

That'll get you nice when you, when you're, when you're really feeling it. Yeah, that's a nice wrap up. When their ice cream machine's broken. You know what? That's all right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're like, I need something sweet. I remember the first time I tast McDonald's apple pie. It was like fucking. It's like one of those. It's like a cartoon where a guy smokes weed for the first time and he's like falling into a jug of Kool Aid or something. Like it blew.

[Zach Amico]

Taco Bell caramel empanada. Very similar, but fried better.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, I haven't.

[Josie Marzalino]

Didn't even know they had that.

[Zach Amico]

It was an old one and they just brought it back.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So Taco Bell's not big in Canada and so I've never really had a love for Taco Bell. Taco Bell is a very low ranking to me.

[Zach Amico]

Taco Bell is, is a very. That's the easiest one to fall into. Okay.

[Josie Marzalino]

But fun fact, Taco Bell, one of the healthiest fast foods you can go to. It is the highest protein to calorie ratio. A lot of their stuff is like, actually really fresh. It got like a bad reputation back in the 90s, but like, they make all of their stuff like same day.

[Zach Amico]

And my Taco Bell is surprising.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Bean or black? Bean burrito. Nothing else?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nothing else.

[Josie Marzalino]

Really.

[Zach Amico]

That's what I love. Bean and cheese burritos.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bean and cheese burritos. Just murder a few of those.

[Zach Amico]

Yep.

[Josie Marzalino]

I've had to call my OA sponsor to talk me off of like going to taco bell at 2am and getting Doritos Locos tacos.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's an OA sponsor?

[Josie Marzalino]

Overeaters Anonymous.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You go to Overeaters Anonymous?

[Josie Marzalino]

It's embarrassing, but yes. It's the only thing that works. I used to. Okay, so right now I'm. I know, I know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's better than his fucking order.

[Josie Marzalino]

You think it's just narcotics and alcohol? No, they've got one for us too. No, the.

[Zach Amico]

Also, I don't think my order was that crazy because I did not get a cheeseburger.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, like, I'm telling you, I. I want to do that. I want to do that.

[Zach Amico]

I really think that was. It was two entree things and two sides.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

For me, that's not that bad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I love. Oh, I love overeating. I love it.

[Zach Amico]

It's one of my favorite question for both of you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

McDonald's Nuggets. What are we dipping them in?

[Josie Marzalino]

See, I just go straight ketchup. I don't. With the. I like the nuggets. I like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's one of the most. I think that's more than dry. Yeah, I think that's more than dry. Dude, that's crazy. You have this array of wild sauces that they make. That's poison you.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but that makes. That makes it sound like you were molested. Yeah. Catch up on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, dude, that's like your math works out, Zach. That's a post molestation by a red and white clown. Dude, after you get molested, your molester gives you some nuggets with ketchup to be like, hey, sorry.

[Josie Marzalino]

I'd be all right. I'd be like, all right. Yeah, we're even now.

[Zach Amico]

For me, it's barbecue or honey mustard. But lately been going back to the classic honey, honey.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wow.

[Josie Marzalino]

Now, see, I like Chick Fil a is my favorite, which is, I know, terrible during pride month. But like, chick fil a sauce, I could drink. I could drink a gallon of it. It's so fucking good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I bet you could, you fat fuck.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah, exactly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tell that to Your sponsor, if you

[Zach Amico]

want to go extra fat chicken nuggets.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Dipped in. You order the maple syrup package from breakfast.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Jesus Christ.

[Josie Marzalino]

I didn't even know they let you

[Zach Amico]

do a, a, let's call it Jerry rigged chicken and waffle experience.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, this is, this is some deep fat knowledge, dude. When you start bringing out like side things, like you're like, dude, you can order the syrup and dick the nuggets in it. Yo, secret. This is fucking fire, dude. I k that. Of the nugget sauces, I would say like there's the main three, there's barbecue, there's sweet and sour, there's honey mustard. Those are like the holy grail kind of guys. My guy I always get, I love this guy, but he's a newer guy. Is the hot mustard. The hot mustard one. I think that one slaps. It's somehow spicy and I know it's not like a pepper spice, it's some sort of chemical concoction. It's an acidic burn.

[Zach Amico]

No, it's a. More wasabi.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wasabi? Yes.

[Zach Amico]

It's a horseradish burn.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Zach Amico]

It's like the Chinese mustard.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yes, I like that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Zach Amico]

Nothing makes me, I get so mad when I get Chinese food and I put in my order every time. Extra hot mustard. Yeah, Extra hot sauce, please.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Please. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And if they give me no. Yeah, hot mustard, I almost be like, what did I get this for, dude? And I've bought hot mustard from Amazon.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

To try and have it in the fridge and it's just not the same.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not the same. No, it's, it's not the same dog.

[Zach Amico]

Also, I have used Chinese food. Hot mustard on chicken nuggets.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. And that. And that also slaps.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, very much so.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dude, there was this, this Chinese food spot in Toronto called Canton Chili. Famous Chinese food spot out there. Cuz it's open from 4pm till 4am it's only for drunk people. And they have a very unique spring roll. They have like a ground beef spring roll. Most spring rolls are just veggie spring rolls. Right. I would order from there. I'll get a fucking huge thing of fried rice and then two orders of spring rolls. They're beef spring rolls. And then it would come with three sauces. You would have the, the hot sauce, the sweet and sour sauce and the soy sauce. And I would put those all into one like bowl, mix all those sauces together with the stick itself and then I would fucking crush those.

[Josie Marzalino]

Dude, how the fuck do you look like this, dude. What do you mean?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because. No. Cause yesterday walking shits. Walking shits.

[Josie Marzalino]

I do walking shits too, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All I ate yesterday.

[Zach Amico]

No, but he stops.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I. So I fight the demon every day. Every day I fight the demon. And right now I'm on a good. I, I just got off like a. I lose weight really quick. Yeah, but I, I, I was on, like, a hard one. I was like, gut maxing, dude. I. My gut was the biggest I've ever seen it, dog. I was. My favorite is fetuccini Alfredo. That's what I go to. I'll do like a late fettuccine Alfredo with the. With like, onion or not onion rings. Whether calamari or something like that. Dude, I'll fuck that up.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Holy shit. Yeah. I love, I love it.

[Zach Amico]

I tell you what we had in Toronto.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, what you have, did.

[Zach Amico]

We did a late. A poutine run, and I got. I think it was tandoori over poutine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

The Indian food over poutine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Smokes poutine, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I couldn't believe how fucking good it was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, dude. Smokes poutine is like. We have smokes. Do you know what poutine is? Yeah. So it's like we have a fast food spot that just serves like, like 20 different kinds of poutine.

[Zach Amico]

My buddy Doug had the logo tattooed on his arm because he did. He did commercials for them. He did a tour with them because they had the truck.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They have the truck and they do, like, eating competitions.

[Zach Amico]

He filmed all those. And he got a tattoo of Smoke.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's a big fan.

[Zach Amico]

And then he had all the raw footage and realized it was unusable. Oh, no. Because he's a crazy man. Oh.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why?

[Zach Amico]

Smoke was whoever owned the real owner.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Had like a PT Barnum idea of himself and what he was doing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he said that when you watch the footage back, it was just a crazy person selling french fries at people. There was no narrative to it as much as there was a narcissist who was always mad at his chick. And they were taking a truck around with French fries.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dude. Hey, you know what I mean? At least he got a functional business going.

[Zach Amico]

But that is where we met. If people remember back in the day. A classic Zach amico. When we. During the pandemic where we brought all the professional chuggers on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What chuggers? Like, oh, they can chug drinks.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So, like, what's Badlands and shit like that?

[Zach Amico]

Badlands was on yeah. My boy. And then Crazy Legs Conti, I believe we had. And two others. And it was. The challenge was. And Doug was on it with me. It was. This is so much harder than it sounds. Six bottles of beer in six minutes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. That doesn't sound crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Doesn't sound crazy at all.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If you had poured all six of those into a thing, I could do it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

Is it just because of, like, the fresh carbonation?

[Zach Amico]

There's something about it that just stops you in your tracks. You get so foamed up. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because I think when you're pouring the beer, each individual pour.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like. It's foaming. It's.

[Zach Amico]

And you have to see them in the challenge. They have to be closed, so you can't let them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And one of the guys that did it was at his job in Canada.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Literally opening a restaurant.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he put the camera down on the counter while he was taking people's orders.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he had na Beers. Because we respect people's lifestyle choices. And he destroyed us. He beat us in, like, I think it was a minute 10.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He did the fucking swirl.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. He picked each one up and made a tunnel tornado.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. So it. Cause. So you're getting the air going into the air, coming out at the same time. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He was making fun of how bad Badlands was doing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wow, that's crazy. Because it's all technique, dude. That's what.

[Zach Amico]

I'm just puking into a bucket and my wife's staring at her phone going, I think. I think I'm stuck with him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I think I'm stuck with him. He's my ride home.

[Zach Amico]

We were home. It was the pandemic.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

We were doing a virtual chugging contest.

[Zach Amico]

We were trying to fill the time.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I get it. You had to fill it somewhere.

[Zach Amico]

Let's knock plugs out of the way. I didn't even introduce our guests. We have Josie Marzalino.

[Josie Marzalino]

Hi.

[Zach Amico]

And our great friend Che Durenith from two Goons. Thank you for being here. Now let's get plugs out of the way. Josie.

[Josie Marzalino]

To my knowledge, I think that Trudette is happening. And I will be joining Naim Ali on this network. So that's fun. And then I. If you're watching this live and you're in New York, I'm at the stand tonight. Oh. December 3rd, I am doing a headlining show at Madison, Indiana. Please, dear God, if you're in one hour of that place, come to that. I really need people to come out to that. It's the first time I'm ever doing something like that.

[Zach Amico]

So yeah, come on out and support. We just had a ton of great fans in Michigan and Indiana, so if you're in that area, drive down Sea drones is very funny, Che.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can catch my podcast two goons on all platforms. We're everywhere to be up on pornhub soon actually, so that's exciting. And then you can catch my tour. I'm going to be in fuck, what's it called, Plano, Texas in August. I'm also doing a charity gig in Barry, Ontario in July and I'm doing some gigs in Ottawa in July as well. And then we're gearing up for Australia and Europe. That's happening soon. No, nothing's been released, but it's looking like Australia in the fall, Europe in the winter. So just keep your eyes open for that and then check out my special how to make your balls bigger. It's out on YouTube now.

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic. Follow me on Instagram and Zach is not funny. I've got a little bit of a break, but I'll be booking more shows soon, so it's punch up dot lives Zach Amico for all my tickets. And if you love the show, head on over to guest digital network.com today and use that promo code ZOO Z O O. You get your a little bit of money off your subscription. Your episodes early ad free and uncensored. You get access to the live chat and the archives thousands of episodes of all your favorite gas digital programs from over the last decade. And you get our Friday bonus show. So please check it out.

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[Zach Amico]

I'm Kiana and I leveled up my business with Shopify. Once I figured out that Shopify was a thing, I never turned back. I can create a site with my eyes closed. Shopify thinks ahead of us, you know, and it thinks about the customer more than anything.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Every day I'm thinking about some other

[Zach Amico]

new business, but Shopify is doing it to me because it's so easy to use. It's like, I can't stop. I'm addicted.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Start your free [e-mail].

[Zach Amico]

all right, let's start horny. I love Prism Connect. It is a great way, I think is a great tool that we've definitely figured out is just for girls to get simps to put money on their books.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, for sure.

[Zach Amico]

So they could buy ramen and I fully support it.

[Josie Marzalino]

That's really what all dating apps are.

[Zach Amico]

I'm fine with it. And. Well, there's a lady that went up on Present Connect and when I tell you if this lady ever needs some massive commissary, I think, I think she found the one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, she gotcha.

[Zach Amico]

I. I'll tell you, I haven't donated yet, but if I was ever gonna.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If I ever did not completely expect Mrs. Amico to find out. She's been pushing hard for a joint bank account.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I keep pushing back on it because I know I'm gonna fuck up with something like this. I also just don't want her to see my late night purchases.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, for sure. Yeah. You don't want her to see the sonic order.

[Josie Marzalino]

I. I think that sharing your bank account info with your wife will make your life better. In your particular case, I think she might. That's. You might give into your vices less.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's some things where it's like, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[Josie Marzalino]

It's broke.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's. I don't know if it's broke.

[Zach Amico]

It's. It. Listen, there's multiple reasons beyond my eating. Josie.

[Josie Marzalino]

No, I wasn't saying you're eating. I was thinking other things that you might purchase that I wasn't gonna say on air because I'm Fine.

[Zach Amico]

People know. People know that I've partaken in illegal activities, okay? But I think more than just, I don't know, man. Cause now every single time.

[Josie Marzalino]

How long have you been married?

[Zach Amico]

Coming on five years.

[Josie Marzalino]

Come on. She knows who she's married to.

[Zach Amico]

I know, but here's the thing. If I buy dinner, I still want to thank you.

[Josie Marzalino]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

If I buy dinner and use our joint bank account. I just bought dinner with our money.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's actually the point. The I can't buy her things anymore because I'm taking it from the joint bank account. Or if I want to fucking splurge and buy her something, which I do every once in a while.

[Josie Marzalino]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Now she'll see the. Then I got to keep secret money other than the secret money I already keep, which is a sock full of skankfest money. Skank festival bloody money.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think keeping it separate, there's nothing wrong with that. Especially if it's like, it keeps the sanctity of things, you know, it's your. And you also. Then you get a little bit of privacy. You get a little bit of wiggle room. You know, you can donate to Prison Connects and have no one know. And it's like, that's just for me.

[Zach Amico]

And I'll be honest with you, I have not a habit of every once in a while, if I have had a few cocktails.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I like to fucking have a. Do a GoFundMe or two for people.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because I go, well, I can spend this money on something stupid.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Or if a fan puts up a GoFundMe for their mom or something, I'm like, oh, wouldn't this, like, fucking make their day?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Literally a gofundme. You literally. Okay, I'll donate. I totally thought you meant like an OnlyFans.

[Zach Amico]

No, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Instead of GoFundMe.

[Zach Amico]

No, I'll, like, straight up. If I just see somebody. Somebody. It could be like a once removed. Like somebody I don't even know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They got my cousin as this. And I'll go on. And if it seems, like, legit. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes I'll be like, oh, you know What? Give him 250.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then I don't care. It's not enough that it's going to fuck my life up, but I could have spent that 250 on a fucking toy or a fucking video game or a fucking useless thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Instead I did that. And then I feel good. Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

That's nice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

100%. That is nice.

[Zach Amico]

And I don't want to have to explain that to my. What. What happened? I gave $300 to go find me for. I don't know. I was sad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. It's nice to have a little bit of privacy.

[Zach Amico]

So let's look at this prison connect girl.

[Josie Marzalino]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fuck.

[Zach Amico]

Yo.

[Josie Marzalino]

Drawn from your mind.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Get the fuck out.

[Josie Marzalino]

What did she do?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, whoa.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nothing that bad. Okay, okay.

[Zach Amico]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Something I need to know. This page, this prison connect page, this isn't run by the prison, right?

[Zach Amico]

No, this is an app.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is. Oh, this is an app.

[Zach Amico]

I believe it's an Shannon. Correct me. Yeah, I believe it's an app.

[Josie Marzalino]

And by the way, I did find her. And yep, this is her mugshot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, the mug shot. A little rough.

[Zach Amico]

Lancaster.

[Sex Worker]

Terrifying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A little. Yeah, the mug shot.

[Zach Amico]

Well, you know, she's been through a thing or two.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

Hey, she's out in time for Halloween this year. That's fun.

[Zach Amico]

And what does she got? Third degree assault.

[Josie Marzalino]

Threatening.

[Zach Amico]

Threatening, though.

[Josie Marzalino]

So actually do it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but she. This. Yeah. No, this one's fucking nuts, dude. There's. Now that I'm seeing the. The pictures. Hot as the mug shot. Meth.

[Josie Marzalino]

That's just because she has no eyebrows. And as a who also has no eyebrows, once you throw them on, she looks fine.

[Zach Amico]

Zoom in on her a little.

[Josie Marzalino]

Let me see if I can just open this up. Hold on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but she also has such little fat on her face that I'm like, oh, dude, you. And she has like. Yeah, there's. There's some narcotics that have been going in intravenous.

[Josie Marzalino]

It's the age of Ozempic. You can't tell. I mean, yeah, she definitely does meth,

[Big Jay Oakerson]

but she can afford filler.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. What leads me to believe Che is correct. Yeah. Would be underneath those cheeks. Does not seem like it's the same amount of teeth on both sides.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, she might be missing a couple teeth, dude. Now, that being said, getting lip filler

[Josie Marzalino]

when you're missing teeth is so fun. That's so good.

[Zach Amico]

That being said, 100% still.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

100%.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, dude, the undercut like that with the bangs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

See the bang.

[Zach Amico]

I've been very into. Have you seen the girls that are getting the haircut where they shave the middle and they have bangs and then hair in the back?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Shave the middle.

[Zach Amico]

No, imagine a mohawk that goes where. Like, if you were wearing beats, like, had big headphones.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They shave where the headphones would go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, so they shave like here, like a loop around the ear or like here.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. Put your hands on your ears.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

And now meet in the middle. They shave that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

And leave bangs in the front.

[Josie Marzalino]

And you like that?

[Zach Amico]

It's very dikey, but I really like it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. I would say beyond very dikey.

[Zach Amico]

I loved girls that had the death hawk when I was young.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's the death hawk?

[Zach Amico]

Like the old timey, frizzy, goth mohawk with the sides still. So they have, like, the long curlies on the side, but then it's shave bald.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

It's like a wide mohawk. Shannon, look up.

[Josie Marzalino]

Wait, was this the first one that

[Sex Worker]

you were talking about? I'm not sure that I'm.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what.

[Zach Amico]

We're similar. Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

And then what's the other one? Sorry.

[Zach Amico]

A death hawk. Oh.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

See, the only problem is when I see a girl with a haircut like that, I'm like, man, you got so many opinions.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got so much shit.

[Zach Amico]

And I'm not back in the back of the 2000s.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, back in the.

[Zach Amico]

It just meant she like concerts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

Now it means you're going to get some weird text messages.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, There we go. That's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's just like.

[Zach Amico]

Go the blue, green one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's the death hawk.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, there we go. That blue on the. If you go to the. The suggestions under that. That blue right there. Yeah. Those would be death hawks. Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. So that.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah, I could understand this one. The other one that you just. The headphone thing. That's out of my wheelhouse.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I just, like.

[Zach Amico]

I think there's something hot about a girl with a shaved part of her head. I like touching it.

[Josie Marzalino]

Fair enough.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like, I just don't want to listen to a conversation complaining about, like, the patriarchy and how, like, corporations are keeping us down. But you're also, like, on prescription drugs. And, like, it's like, I'm like, I can't do it, man.

[Zach Amico]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I just want to hang out and have a good time. And, like, this is just, like, too heavy. It's too heavy now.

[Zach Amico]

Mr. Darina?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

I'm not saying I'm anywhere in your league of sexual accomplishments. When I was single, I did okay. I had a few good runs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And, Josie, I apologize. I hope this doesn't come out mean or misogynist in any way. I'm just trying to connect with Che for a second. Every girl that puts on the front of the hardcore glasses. Feminist.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Waving the finger, posting things on Facebook like, I'm not racist.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

[Zach Amico]

Those are the same girls that very quickly asked to be choked.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I would.

[Zach Amico]

100% or called names were dominated.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on.

[Zach Amico]

The face.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. Yes.

[Zach Amico]

The Ethical Slut, I believe. Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The Ethical Slut. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Was a big book that a lot of girls in my time read.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

And if she had the ethical slut, you were leaving with. If you went to her house and saw the ethical slut laying around, you were leaving with an empty ball bag.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, dude, that's true.

[Zach Amico]

But those guys, those fucking. The girls, they had the look.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

You know, almost the sad. The goth librarian kind of look.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. And I would. Back in the day, I would do it, but now I'm like, I'm older and I'm tired. I'm more tired now. And so if I'm going on a date and a girl's got all, like, she wants to talk about all this heavy shit, I'm just kind of like, bro, like, I'm chilling, dude. I'm chilling. Like, unless they want to do conspiracy theories that I can get into. If they. If they want to just be like, you know, it's. It's this group that's fucking us, but if they want to be like, yo, they're fucking poisoning the food. They're going to an island and fucking kids. I'm like, yes, yes. We got to go crazy. You got to go crazy, because that's fun.

[Josie Marzalino]

That's like you're solving a mystery.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, that's fun. And it's not like, oh, it's. It's Zach who's fucking us. It's like, it's a fucking shadowy billionaire. And then I'm like, okay, yeah, we're on the same team kind of of thing, you know? Yeah. It's not. It's not me versus you or that white, random white guy versus you. It's the fucking giant shadow government versus you. That's. I can get behind that.

[Zach Amico]

That's very fair.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Josie, your thoughts?

[Josie Marzalino]

I mean, you're.

[Zach Amico]

Am I being mean when I say that those are the girls?

[Josie Marzalino]

No, you're being 100% accurate. I. I, at one point, was a very, very, very heavy post on Facebook every day when I was in college.

[Zach Amico]

It was a very, very heavy.

[Josie Marzalino]

Well, yeah, I was very, very heavy. And then also, I was back in college, I was a fucking social justice warrior.

[Zach Amico]

And you had a black scent.

[Josie Marzalino]

Comedy. I did have a black scent. How did you know that? I did. On My Close Friends, I did a black scent. I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

That was wild.

[Josie Marzalino]

It was crazy. Like, I did, like, a really.

[Zach Amico]

No.

[Josie Marzalino]

And so here's the thing. So I.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can you do it for us?

[Josie Marzalino]

It may come out at some point.

[Zach Amico]

So have some more red drink.

[Josie Marzalino]

So I. And I hear that this is like an ADHD trait. It's something I've always done, but, like, if I talk to somebody with an accent for. I'll start to kind of mimic it back to them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

And I. I guess during college, I was just hanging around with enough people that had that accent that I just

[Big Jay Oakerson]

blocked by a lot of black.

[Zach Amico]

I was gonna say chubby. Why would a chubby white girl in college.

[Josie Marzalino]

This is gonna shock you.

[Zach Amico]

I'm hang.

[Josie Marzalino]

Never had sex with a black guy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really?

[Josie Marzalino]

And it's not, like, on purpose.

[Zach Amico]

Do we have a marriage material drop?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, now it's just racist now. You were taking any black dick and you were stealing.

[Josie Marzalino]

I didn't. I didn't. I didn't have sex once in college. I went all of college completely celibate.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Those black kids would have fucked you, though. You realize that?

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah, probably.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, they would have. Fucking dick.

[Josie Marzalino]

I used to be. So I've been much fitter than this, but I've also been 60 pounds heavier than this. And I had to get a breast. Like, I've had a huge tits and ass since I was like 12 years old. So I know that, like, the option was there, but I didn't in spring for it in college.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I. We gotta hear this black scent. We gotta hear it. I'm dying.

[Josie Marzalino]

I'll pull up a video.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that. Now, is it a black set plus Philly, or is it just black scent? I know you're still. You're Baltimore.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah, I'm originally. So. No, it wasn't. I don't think I really had.

[Zach Amico]

All right, bring up the video. We gotta hear it.

[Josie Marzalino]

I'll find one. I'll find it. It's gonna take me a minute, but I'll find one.

[Zach Amico]

Take your time. While you're doing that. We will. Look at this real quick. Hey, guys. Today's episode is brought to you by our great [e-mail] home of the $60 kilo. That's right. Stop going to smoke shops, bodegas, or gas stations and getting a little bit of kratom at a time. And you don't even know what's in there. When you go to yocratom.com today. They have the best strains, the best customer service, and they're the marquee sponsor of everything we do here at Gas. If you don't use kratom, don't start on my account. But if you use Kratom for one of its many, many benefits, there's only one place in the world and there's no promo code needed. Why, it's already the best deal in the world to kratom. 60 bucks for a whole kilo delivered right to your gosh darn door. So check them out today, guys. Yocratum.com Home of the $60 kilo. All right, let's get back into the program. Speaking of conspiracy theories, victim of vile anti Semitic attack in NYC relives horrible moment. Hair was ripped out by maniacs screaming, Jews are eating kids.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jesus Christ. Dude, that sound, that sounds a little rough. Oh, this is. Jews are eating kids. This lady's nuts. That's crazy. It's okay for the. I like how she says it. Like, it's confirmed fact.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like, oh, it's okay for her to eat a kid. Like, we all know that that woman specifically ate a kid. And we're all like, oh, that's the kid eater. She can eat a kid, but I

[Josie Marzalino]

can't choke her down.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like, I thought this was America. I thought it was America. That's the kind of energy that had.

[Zach Amico]

You know, they say New York is the great melting pot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

When you heard crazy person on Subway screaming, Jews are eating kids.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Did you picture older black woman?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I did not. Yeah, I, for sure, for sure. White man. That's. You thought and, you know, you didn't think.

[Josie Marzalino]

I live in an all black neighborhood and I, I don't know if this is just a recent thing. Not hot on the Jews. My neighbors have a lot of opinions on the Jews right now, and they'll say shit like that. Where they're like, yeah, they're eating kids and they're, you know, okay, fucking all of us. It's, yeah, it's a whole thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Normally when you go like, full crazy rant, it's normally like homeless white guys. Is that. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

[Zach Amico]

I would say maybe occasionally homeless black.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Occasionally. Yeah. But I feel like homeless blacks don't usually go Jew. Like, I don't think they're usually yelling stuff about the Jews.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, that's, it might be more popular.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, it's picking up because everyone's, everyone's

[Josie Marzalino]

like hot on Israel right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

So I think it's trickling down.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I, I, I'm, I might, in my connection to the crazies isn't, isn't fresh. I got to get a free. I gotta get updated. This is updating me.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, Shannon, while Josie brings that up. Can we show our good friend Shay here? 5ish?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

5ish. Okay.

[Zach Amico]

So this is. I guess they did this on Comptown years ago. I found out, but we thought we found it. But we're way late to the game on this. Yeah, this is a charity called. Is the sister charity of Cars for Kids. Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So I just learned about Cars for Kids. And Cars for Kids is some sort of. Like, the money was all going Israel or something like that.

[Zach Amico]

It was going to. Sending kids on backpacking trips through Israel. But mostly it was being used for buildings and facilities to be purchased in Israel for private ownership.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, so which means, like, what, they were taking land away from Palestine? That kind of thing?

[Zach Amico]

They're just buying. They're just the fucking real estate. Just real estate for Israel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, it's just real estate.

[Zach Amico]

It's just Jews getting money.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was just Jews getting money. But. And what was this? Cars for Kids was what? Teaching kids how to drive.

[Zach Amico]

Cars for Kids. You donated your old car? Yeah, they said, we'll pick it up yet. Either fix it and sell it or scrap it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And the money goes to kids. And the commercials would be like, you know, the Burger King Kids Club.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

All different kids. It was just Jewish kids.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was just Jewish kids. And it mostly was going to Israel.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then. Yeah. The mascot's a dollar, which is hilarious.

[Zach Amico]

This is 5ish. He's a sentient $5 bill.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And if this was a Whitest Kids, you know, sketch, you would go. I think. I think they took it a little too far. Yeah. Shannon, can you show him dancing? No, I don't want to watch. Come down. Watch it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So what's Ura?

[Zach Amico]

That's the sister charity, Cards for Kids.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And it is a Israeli charity.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Israeli charity. And what's their mascot for that?

[Zach Amico]

That is. That is. Oh, that's five ish.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, that's five ish.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. In the one video we watched, they have a plush 5ish that you could. He goes, if you only donate $260. Which made me laugh because that meant it was $250. And somebody went, what about shipping? We're gonna take a bath on shipping.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was just telling my friends out there that there are only hours left until the most holy angelige day of the week.

[Sex Worker]

You mean Chavez?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, Viggie And I have a very special surprise guest coming, this Shabbos Quidditch. Nobody knows who I can guess.

[Zach Amico]

He kind of looks like a Nick Kroll. Character in big mouth.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, dude, he looks and sounds like it too. Not shrug a fafel. What you think I would add, as my guest. Too much slapping traveling for him. Is this.

[Zach Amico]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Pause, pause, pause, pause. Is this the real ad or is this parody?

[Zach Amico]

These are real sketches. No, from. These are. This is Shannon.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah, this is. This is from their chat. This is from the URA page.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is crazy.

[Zach Amico]

There's video of them filming in Israel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And a bunch of Israelis start chasing 5ish around, thinking they're making fun of Jews.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my.

[Zach Amico]

And they've got to stop them and be like, no, it's a charity. And they're like, no, we know what you're doing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Set the candles up today the silver banners on display White tablecloth is just for Shabbos.

[Zach Amico]

The nicest clothes for Shabbos. The best foods are for Shabbos.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The finest of everything we plan, by

[Zach Amico]

the way, every video is just in this front lawn, which is, like, the

[Big Jay Oakerson]

owner, I guess his house.

[Zach Amico]

I would assume it's his kids or his kids and their friends. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's like, we'll just shoot it at my house. Why? We got to pay for a lot of.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, we'll do it in my driveway.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, we just shoot it.

[Zach Amico]

By the way, if you're looking out the window, if you're Tony Soprano.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You're looking out the window of your neighborhood and you see a bunch of

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jews dancing with a dollar.

[Zach Amico]

Six Jewish kids dancing with a dollar while one films.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. You're like, what?

[Zach Amico]

Carmela, they're making one of their fucking movies again.

[Josie Marzalino]

If you were the neighbor that saw that and then like, told people, you would be like, the guy who was like, I swear to God, there's Jews digging underneath of my house. And no one would believe you, what they're doing.

[Zach Amico]

I swear to God, every. Every Saturday, they dance with a dollar.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's still funny. That tweet. The guy being like, I can hear the. Below my floor forest. The Jews are tunneling. Like, this guy's crazy. It's like, no, maybe we're discussing that

[Josie Marzalino]

lady on the subway.

[Zach Amico]

Maybe she saw something. Hello. Hello.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hello. Hello. Ah, the Jews. Yeah. Jews are eating kids, man. I mean, I don't. I don't.

[Zach Amico]

It's just a. I mean, at least a piece at a time.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think. I think it's a small group of

[Zach Amico]

Jews that are eating kids.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not all the Jews.

[Sex Worker]

Well.

[Josie Marzalino]

And like, Hillary Clinton definitely eats kids. She's not Jewish.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's Not Jewish.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah, it's like. I think it's. I think it's.

[Zach Amico]

She's not likable enough to be Jewish.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is that part of being Jewish? You gotta be really likable.

[Josie Marzalino]

Think about everybody in Hollywood.

[Zach Amico]

I just think that's how awful she is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, okay. Okay. I get what you're saying. Yeah. It's like. It's not. I don't think it's a Jewish thing. It's more of like a. I think it's ultimate elite. Yeah. Yeah. I like that we start. Okay. I like. I've liked the new term because everyone's calling them the elites, but that is, like, giving them, like, a term of superiority where it's like, they just have a lot of money. They're not better. People are smarter or nicer. But when people start calling them the Epstein class, I'm like, yes, the Epstein class. Yeah, that's. Who's eating kids. It's not like your guy at your local deli. I don't think he's eating kids.

[Josie Marzalino]

No. My ex of, like, five years was Jewish and would, you know, I would go to the Passover and stuff like that. They're nice people. They're good people. Yeah, there's good Jews.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't think they like the eating of kids.

[Josie Marzalino]

No, no, that's definitely like. And not everybody that went to Epstein island was Jewish again.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And now there's someone listening to guest Church will be like, they got them. They're part of. They're part of the fucking. They're spreading the.

[Zach Amico]

They've been compromised.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, we've been compromised.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, there had to be people. And I'm sure somebody does this a bit that went to Epstein island for not kid fucking. Like. Yeah, there had to be somebody that was.

[Josie Marzalino]

Does this bit.

[Zach Amico]

Does he. Okay, that. It's like, the buffet was great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think JJ literally has thing where he's like, the spread. Yeah, the spread was good.

[Josie Marzalino]

L bit as he. He's like, I'd be there. I'd be taking a jet ski around that island. Just like, what Jeff is doing is up. But like.

[Zach Amico]

And, yeah, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, there was someone. Not Peter Teal. Peter Thiel is another evil guy. Who's that guy? He's one of the fitness dudes. And he was hooking them all up with, like, all these, like, peptides. And. And he. There's an email. He had a show on PBS that got canceled. I can't remember the fuck this guy's name is, but he. He had an email with Jeff that was like, you know, I want to tell my friends or my. The hardest part about being friends with you is I can't tell anyone how crazy your life is. It's like. But fucking kids on an island, dude.

[Zach Amico]

It was pretty crazy, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's pretty crazy, dude.

[Zach Amico]

The deal just had. That's who put together the Mutant games, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. Yeah, he's. He's big on, like, spreading that propaganda. And he's also. Is a bunch of contracts with the government with, like, drones and shit. He's. What the fuck's his company. Not Anthropic. Anthropic Claw.

[Josie Marzalino]

Is he Palantir.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Palantir, yes, Palantir. So Palantir is all like. They basically. You know about the Palantir list. Yeah. So just, like, keeping all your data in one list. He wants to build data centers in the ocean because there's no laws, so it doesn't matter. You can keep whatever the fuck you want in there. So literally, like, these giant. It'll be these giant floating orbs in the ocean that just store all your data away from any legal ramifications, which is like. That's fun to hear that.

[Josie Marzalino]

He also. He's officially taken his family and relocated out of the US they live in Argentina now in one of the zones. That's like, if a nuke hit, it's not gonna hit this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

And he was like, yeah, I don't think the US Is safe or stable anymore. And I'm like, oh, well, you know, everything. You have all the data, so that's scary.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Yeah, I don't like that. I wonder who destabilized it too. Was it your best friend Jeffrey Epstein, who was on 4chan and Reddit causing a culture war to destabilize America's to make the property cheaper?

[Josie Marzalino]

Did you see the thing that was like, I think he's alive because what was it? Was it. I don't. Was it Fortnite? It was like his account went active again.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's something that said his account went active, but also his apparently on the.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but how many kids iPads did he.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's true. He's logged in a lot of places, this guy. I mean, he was loose at the emails, man.

[Zach Amico]

Loose is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fuck with the emails. But he apparently his body. He had his prostate removed. And on the autopsy report, his body had a prostate. And so that doesn't add. You can't grow a prostate.

[Zach Amico]

Like, he might have if anybody figured it out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, you know, maybe eating kids helps you grow your prostate back.

[Zach Amico]

He might have figured it out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, dude.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, hey, listen, I just repeated Thiel. I. I admire the fact that he is so petty that when he got outed, he went, I'm gonna destroy this company.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. He just.

[Zach Amico]

And then instead of doing it the old fashioned way, he saw an opportunity. He went, hulk Hogan has no money.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I will give Hulk Hogan all of the money and he will single handedly destroy Gawker. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And he did. He destroyed Gawker.

[Zach Amico]

I will send him the scariest burnt lawyer.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know if you've seen Hulk, Janet, can you please look up Hulk Hogan's lawyer?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is he terrifying?

[Zach Amico]

He looks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What do you mean by burnt?

[Zach Amico]

Have you ever seen when a baby bird falls out of the nest and the mom bird is like, yeah, we're

[Big Jay Oakerson]

leaving this one to die.

[Zach Amico]

I can't. Yeah. I don't think he's making it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jesus Christ. Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

It looks like when Deadpool tries to be normal.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. No, his hair is clearly a hairpiece. Is he really burnt? Did he have some sort of burning?

[Zach Amico]

He's all fucked up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Because the hair is not.

[Josie Marzalino]

He looks like the guy wearing the man suit from Men in Black.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, dude. I was saying specifically, he looks like a Deadpool Wolverine when he staples the wig to himself to work at the car dealership.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, dude. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

And yeah, they. He's. I'm going to fucking destroy this company.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

By a morally bankrupt person.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Hulk Hogan.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

The biggest liar in history. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wasn't there a thing with Hulk Hogan where the. All the wrestlers tried to unionize and then he like, snitched. He snitched? Yeah. That's a. That's a horrible company, man. Piece of thing.

[Zach Amico]

Jesse Ventura was putting together a union. He went to Vince McMahon and said, you gotta fire Jesse.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. That is.

[Josie Marzalino]

That's crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's bro. You over all your fellow workers so that you can. Like, that's.

[Zach Amico]

And what he got even in trouble for is hilarious. Like, he was fucking his friend's wife on film.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Saying the N word.

[Zach Amico]

Saying the N word. Unrelated.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It wasn't even like, hey, I've got a thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And you're like, all right, brother. Like, listen, this is between us in bed. Yeah. It was in between the set, you know?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

When you're just your most honest in yourself.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When you're fucking your friend's wife.

[Zach Amico]

When you're fighting your friend's wife.

[Josie Marzalino]

You want to hear something fucking awful?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is terrible.

[Josie Marzalino]

My. So my. My aunt's gonna Kill me. When my grandma was dying, I was her favorite. So I went and visited and everything, and she was telling me, you know, just stuff about her life, and she's like, oh, well, you know, your grandpa and I were long, like, until they got married. They were long distance. She lived in New York, and he was in D.C. and so they wrote letters back and forth to each other, and she was like, yeah, I kept all of his. And, you know, I asked him, oh, did you keep any of mine? And he said, no. Typical man. But I have all of his letters, and I would like for you to read them. So I asked my aunt. I was like, pull these aside for me. She never let me read them. Finally, my mom got her hands on them and was like, here, you can just have them. Now I know. Why were they filthy? They're littered with the N word for no fucking reason.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, wow.

[Josie Marzalino]

No. Now. Okay. My grandpa was a cop in D.C. in the 50s.

[Zach Amico]

Oh. So he was just going over his day.

[Josie Marzalino]

He was going over his day. But I'm, like, in the middle of, like, their wedding planning, and I'm like, ew. Like Grant.

[Zach Amico]

Like, God damn, I did not see that coming. I thought it was gonna be like they wrote each other dirty letters.

[Josie Marzalino]

No, I was hoping for that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was like, I want to see something. They had an open relationship or something like that. They were fucking. Like, group fucking. But I wasn't expecting the N word.

[Josie Marzalino]

Oh, it was just the N word. And I'm like, oh, this is awful. Never mind.

[Zach Amico]

Like, was it like, and you know who I hate, or was it, like, today I saw.

[Josie Marzalino]

It was like, yeah, well, you know, I'm locking up drunks and other people. And I was like, okay, okay.

[Zach Amico]

Jesus.

[Josie Marzalino]

Cool. Grandpa. Grandpa.

[Zach Amico]

Was it mostly Grandpa dropping it?

[Josie Marzalino]

Well, I didn't read any of the ones from Grandpa.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

Because they're all gone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Josie Marzalino]

I would be more shocked if it came for. Because grandma grew up in the Bronx. Like, my. Both of them are immigrants from Ireland, but my grandma came when she was, like, 2 years old and then grew up in the Bronx.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

And I never knew her to be. You know, I mean, she's. She was, like, 80, but, like, I never knew her to be anything like that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

So who knows? But, yeah, I was. That was shocked with Grandpa, too, but I was like, damn. Like, in your love letters to your lady, you're just, like, also detailing that. That's insane.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think if you're an Irish cop in the 50s in D.C. it's probably, like, fucking I could. That's coming out like that's. That's in the office. That's happening probably, I would guess.

[Zach Amico]

For sure.

[Josie Marzalino]

For sure.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

In the police station. Everyone's talking about that.

[Zach Amico]

It's in reports.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, probably.

[Zach Amico]

It's like I was being nice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah. No, I don't.

[Zach Amico]

I was gonna use a mean term for him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think it's probably flying out super loose.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Come on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

So I've got that. My aunt was like, I'm going to burn them. I'm like, well, you're not gonna do that. Don't burn. I'm keep em. It's part of the family history whether you like it or not. Like it is the detailing of like them meeting and planning their wedding.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. My grandpa was a racist. Like your grandpa probably, right? Like everyone's grandpa was probably.

[Josie Marzalino]

These letters are from 1956.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. It's like they were racist.

[Josie Marzalino]

They were racist.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What are you talking. Were they even doing it? Was the negro league even started back then. Like, are you kidding me? And they called it the negro league.

[Josie Marzalino]

And you know what? My baby sister just like two weeks ago married a black guy. So it's like, you know what? God has a beautiful it all.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a. We're washing it out, you know, that's why each generation a little better.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jesus Christ.

[Zach Amico]

And she died the week of the wedding.

[Josie Marzalino]

God bless.

[Zach Amico]

Everyone was happy. Everyone was not a person was upset. Yeah, everyone went, well, she got what she wanted.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got your wish, lady. Hey, good for her.

[Josie Marzalino]

You know what my dad was telling me? He's like, yeah, there's like some, you know, people in his office and stuff and friends being shitty. Like, how do you feel about having a black son in law? And he was like, I like him better than I like my own son. Yeah, he's like, he's a great guy. He's got his life together. Like, he's awesome.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, that old school racism. This is the thing. Like, it's always back to the Epstein talk, guys. It's all, it's. It's all just. How can we divide everyone on a stupid bullshit? If you look at everyone who's like, assassinated, it's not everyone, but usually it's when people are trying to bring people together. Like, Martin Luther King didn't get assassinated when he was like, hey, we need to be able to vote. He got assassinated when he went to. He started going to like blue collar working environments and trying to get the poor whites and the poor blacks to be like, hey, you know who's fucking you? Not each other. This guy who runs the fucking business. He's fucking you. And once he started doing that, they

[Zach Amico]

went, no, no, no, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This guy's got to. Once we realize we're all on the same side and there's one group of people that are fucking us, it's not Asians, it's not white guys, not black guys, it's not cops. It's one group of people. Then we'll be. Then we can get ahead.

[Josie Marzalino]

And as somebody who grew up around poor whites and who now lives around poor black people, we all like the same shit. Yeah, they're the same.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. There was a musician that told us all to spread peace and love.

[Josie Marzalino]

And then they mean like John Lennon.

[Zach Amico]

Then they just sent a. They sent a sleeper cell guy, just

[Big Jay Oakerson]

blow his face head off. Dude.

[Zach Amico]

Dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What was it? Some. I can't. I won't say who I was talking to, but they were talking to they were talking about how their. Their extended family is from, like, deep South Alabama. And then someone else he knows, their extended family is from, like, deep South Georgia. And it's like poor whites and poor blacks. And when they got together, they were. They had way more in common than they had apart from each other.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They were talking about, like, wild shit. They're like, yeah, like, I wouldn't say here, but, like, they were talking about a lot of, like, shit that no one else has in common. That they have in common. And then one thing would be off and be like, oh, no, like, I can't be friends with you. And it's like.

[Josie Marzalino]

But he's like, but you're the exact. Basically the exact same for sure.

[Zach Amico]

If I'm watching a cooking video and it's something that looks amazing. Yeah, it is. 50. 50. What color those hands are coming into that shot again?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If I'm watching. If I'm watching a fried bologna biscuit sandwich.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

50. 50. It is either a black man or a old white man with a bandolier of hot sauces.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Zach Amico]

If I'm watching fishing, it is a guy that looks like David Lucas.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Have you seen the guy I'm talking about?

[Josie Marzalino]

He.

[Zach Amico]

He.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I know, I know he only

[Zach Amico]

fishes with, like, hilarious bait. Like, I don't know who else to put it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Like, he'll put, like, hot dogs in Kool Aid.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Or rub, like, tang on chicken wings. And he looks like he's fishing for other black guys. I don't know how else. Everything he fishes with looks like he's like, I'm a catch a big one today.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I. The fish. I don't get a ton of fishing stuff, but the fishing stuff I always get is like, like a middle age to older Asian dudes. Like a guy maybe like a guy from 30 to, like, 55. Asian guy who has, like, a very strange lure and he's whipping it out and, like, getting it in cans and stuff. Or like, putting it through little holes, like, trick shotting the lure through stuff. I don't ever get actual fishing, but that's the only fishing content I get. And I like that quite a bit.

[Zach Amico]

I get a lot of guns lately because I trade videos with Doug Uram a lot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

A lot of hunting, a lot of ballistic tests.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I got to reset my algo. You can do that. And it's.

[Josie Marzalino]

It will be weird when you first do it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

Because it doesn't. It's like, we'll just show you anything and you'll get like weird videos from like Middle Eastern children, like just showing you their street.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's strange, but I need. My algorithm used to be the best way I can describe it as just like people's misfortune. And I loved it. Like, a great example is like, you know that trend that's going on right now where a guy like picks his girlfriend up on his shoulder and then he puts his arm out and she like sits on the arm while it's like, I saw one of those and she falls. That was my whole algorithm. It was just different versions of that. Skateboard guy falls over, kid eating ice cream, bird snatches it. That was the whole algo. And now it's all fucked and shit. So I got to get back to that. Just. Just people having a bad day.

[Zach Amico]

Yesterday I was watching a band play at a tsunami hit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh my God, that's great.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that was a great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, do you know that guy, that Polar 2, the Wolverine guy? Or now please, you don't know the Wolverine? Oh my God, Shannon, please find the. I think it's too polar or Polar too. He's. He's a rapper, but he also just like acts like Wolverine it, like on like a suburban street. Like, he'll be in front of like a cold stone creamery and he has the claws and the mask and he'll be like, I'm, I'm doing. I'll be like, I'm shredding it up where legends are made. And he's just like, like Tornado Claw. And he just yells. He'll be like, like, dude, he does full on Wolverine in like, just regular. Like cars are driving by and people are like looking out of their windows like, what the fuck is that?

[Zach Amico]

Is some of my favorite content, dude. One of my old favorite things was the guy that used to be the Merchant from Resident Evil.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Zach Amico]

What are you buying?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And he would do it to people at the grocery store. Yes. Dude, I love that guy.

[Josie Marzalino]

Such different algorithms, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got to see, this guy's like, he's. He's openly bipolar and he's like kind of. He's just like, I'm crazy. I just act like Wolverine. But he's also a rapper. So like, if. Dude, if he goes on tour, I got. I gotta go to this guy's show. He goes like, Swiss cheese, Swiss cheese, Swiss cheese. And just has these Wolverine claws. Bra. And he's upgrading now. He's starting to do like videos that have like cuts and shit and like different characters in them.

[Zach Amico]

So, I mean, 100%. You find anything Shannon?

[Josie Marzalino]

No, I'm trying to search for it in different ways. I searched on YouTube, looking Twitter. Look on look Wolverine guy. Polar.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, Wolverine guy. He's on Instagram is where I watch all this show shit Instagram. Wolverine guy. Bipolar that we got to get some juice on this this guy. I can't believe you don't know this guy. Oh my God.

[Zach Amico]

Very I'm juiced up on this. I. I still have not committed to if I'm getting an Xbox or a PlayStation that my Xbox shit to bed PlayStation, dude. But that Wolverine games really starting to make me play.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's PlayStation exclusive.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let me, let me tell you something. I don't know how video game informed you are so Xbox lost. They've lost the console wars and now there's this new person coming in who's trying to reinvigorate and save it. Their next console is most likely gonna be like a mid range PC that's gonna be about 1500 bucks. So if you want to stay in the Xbox ecosystem, that's what it's gonna cost you. The. This is him.

[Zach Amico]

I'm new Wolverine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Yeah, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Yo, this guy rules.

[Josie Marzalino]

That's awesome.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just on this stream.

[Josie Marzalino]

Oh I love him.

[Zach Amico]

And the best part is he's not even trying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, he's not like fit or anything, dude, but he just sprints around everywhere.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I really want to see this third one of him just in a T shirt at home. Listen bub, this ought to be the last time you ever try to with

[Big Jay Oakerson]

me this shit Spark.

[Zach Amico]

Let's let them pay by. Come on.

[Josie Marzalino]

See, this is what the Internet was made for.

[Zach Amico]

Nice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, dude. Yeah. Get a PlayStation.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, I will.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Zach Amico]

so I think about all the trauma, silly men that I've met in my life that I share videos of constantly with my friends and group chats. People definitely know that guy. Like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Bipolar Wolverine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's a guy in people's lives who are like, have you seen fucking Jim?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. What he's doing on the Internet.

[Zach Amico]

And then they bring it up and they're at parties like, you gotta do. You gotta see him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He's like, I gave Josie a deep dive.

[Josie Marzalino]

It was so fun.

[Zach Amico]

Onto some trauma. We called him our whack pack. Like Stern.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I showed Josie a few of them and she looked genuinely concerned.

[Josie Marzalino]

The one that just nudes. Just nudes galore.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Someone's just posting their own nudes on Instagram.

[Josie Marzalino]

No, it wasn't on. Well, I don't think he posted them

[Zach Amico]

on Instagram at the time. He had. He had put them all on Twitter.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Put all of his own nudes on Twitter because.

[Zach Amico]

I don't think he understood what it was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So he would just put reference photos and then upload like 50 pictures off his digital camera. Oh, my God. But it would be like. Because he draws.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So his Facebook also would have, like. He would upload like 200 pictures a day and it would say reference artwork.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I think it was so he could print it out at the library. Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

Printing out your own nudes at the library is awesome.

[Zach Amico]

But then he would also put, like, reference photo me turning into werewolf, and it would just be him naked on. Which was definitely his mother's bed. Just doing, like, contortions and, like, howling and shit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

And I showed Josie just a. He posted one day, just a softy, full body like him laying, like. He's also, like, almost 50. Oh, no. And let's call a real stereotype destroyer.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stereotype destroyer.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, He's a black guy. Oh, black African American gentleman.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. I was trying to figure out, like, which stereotype are we talking about? Okay, so black eyed little penis.

[Zach Amico]

Nothing to write home about.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. And he's. Oh, dude, who. Who is this guy in your lives?

[Zach Amico]

He is involved very heavily in the trouble world. He shows up there. There's people that just show up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And eventually you go, I get. Do you want to be in it? Yeah. And then eventually they're just in everything. And that's somebody you hang out with now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And the Troma World, that's the. The Toxic Avenger and stuff.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. And he just showed up. I mean, that guy in particular has just shown up to every event ever. Like, when we did the zombie crawl, he was at every one of those. He won the. We had a brain eating contest where they deep fried cow brains. And he won and then told us the story a year later. And I don't know why I want to do his voice so bad. I hope nobody fucking rats me out on this. He goes, oh, one time, a zombie crawl. I. He sounds a little Asian. I. I'm so hungry. But, you know, my mom didn't give me money, so I was like, what am I eat? But then they have contest and they say it brains. But I say. I say to Doug, is it really brains? He said, no, it tastes like chicken. I went, ah, it's chicken. And I ate a lot of my tongue. My stomach hurt. I ate a lot of chicken. And I went, you know those were cow brains, right? He goes, no, Doug said, tastes like chicken means chicken. I went, sure, buddy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So this guy is fully off. Fully off, dude.

[Josie Marzalino]

He's posting his soft dick on Twitter.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Turning into a werewolf at 50. Wow.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. He comes out with a few. He comes out with a few every. Every time.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Okay. Wow.

[Zach Amico]

He also. I've talked about it before. He. He aggressively makes out with drunk chicks and takes pictures on his digital camera.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I feel like it's gotta be for so many girls, like a next morning surprise.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, dude. I mean, I feel like.

[Zach Amico]

Cause it's a level playing field.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

Well, that was what I was gonna ask. What? Yeah. Where are the ethics on, like. Like, he's clearly not got all of his mental faculties, but they're drunk as shit. So who is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who's.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah, who's taking advantage of who?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Exactly.

[Zach Amico]

I think it's a dead heat.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. You think it's a wash?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. No, it. No one's. It's like, it's. You fucked up. You fucked up.

[Zach Amico]

He.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's people. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I. I do have a affinity for this person. If anyone wants to go through the art. If you're subscribed, go through the archives. The Howling 2 episode of Spook show features this person. Okay. Through which he stopped the show at its tracks to review every movie in the Howling franchise. Love it in order. And then When I went to talk, he went, please respect my wishes. I am not done. It's in a 20 minute monologue.

[Josie Marzalino]

That's awesome.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Respect my wishes. I am not done. It's so fucking funny, dude. Yeah, no, that is the. The. You give a tar to Mike and you never know what you're gonna get. They don't get to talk a lot.

[Zach Amico]

He spoke at my friend's funeral. What? It was one of those things where anyone could go up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And we saw him about the ghetto, and we were like, no way. I was upset because the first thing I wanted to do was text the dead guy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're not gonna believe who's speaking at your funeral.

[Zach Amico]

Who just got up to speak at your fucking funeral. Incredible weird diet. Right? Well, first of all. So he comes in, he wears the same. He's got an outfit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Which is heavy metal T shirt, black jeans, hoodie, metal vest, spiked collar. And then usually, sometimes also denim jacket, giant backpack. Okay. Whenever you see an adult with a huge backpack for regular life.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It's your.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

There's a lot going on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's two reasons. It's either, like, mentally deficient or homeless. Those are the only reasons.

[Zach Amico]

And he goes to my buddy's funeral.

[Josie Marzalino]

Maybe they have a job interview and they don't live in New York City.

[Zach Amico]

No, I mean. No, I mean a giant back. Like a huge.

[Josie Marzalino]

It was bigger than that one.

[Zach Amico]

Much.

[Josie Marzalino]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like a.

[Josie Marzalino]

Like a back, like a European backpacker backpack.

[Zach Amico]

Just a much bigger and, like, full of, like, life accoutrement.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He shows up, and it was amazing. He. The lack of social awareness made me so happy. He stands up, puts his bag down in front of the coffin, prays, does a big shout.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Walks up to the family, says hello to each of them. And you know how funerals have the comfy chairs in the front row for the family?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It was my friend's sisters and his mom. And then this guy took the other comfy chair.

[Josie Marzalino]

Awesome.

[Zach Amico]

And just he must have looked and went, oh, there's only one comfy chair left.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So he sat with the family at the front. At the front. And then when everybody lined up to give condolences, he got in the line with the family.

[Josie Marzalino]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

And started thanking people for coming.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know what? I bet your friend, like, you said you wanted to text your friend. He probably would have loved it.

[Josie Marzalino]

I believe in an afterlife, and I really. I'm stoked that your friend.

[Zach Amico]

Because what happened was this guy went up to speak and he Got applause.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he wouldn't. Then he got hooked on it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he ran out of shit to talk about real quick.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. But he didn't want to get off.

[Zach Amico]

But he didn't want to end it. So he's just vamping.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And it was. There was a few hard bombs at this funeral. I mean, it was great. It was like a mic. It was fun.

[Josie Marzalino]

Awesome.

[Zach Amico]

But his. But he goes. Because he draws. He's. You know, Doug was big fan of mine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He DM me all the time how talented I am. You know, I bring up this man, he goes in his phone, like, brings up a Facebook message. He's like, cool work, dude. Yeah. He, you know, he. He understand how talented I am. Oh, my God.

[Josie Marzalino]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

Another girl.

[Josie Marzalino]

What a treat.

[Zach Amico]

Another girl got up hammered and started talking about her S and M relationship with the body in front of his child relatives.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Love it.

[Josie Marzalino]

Awesome.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

And woob. And I got to watch a guy who we all already didn't like, get the hook, which I have never seen at a funeral.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did they have a literal hook? They have, like, they had the.

[Zach Amico]

The person whose funeral it was, his sisters had to take the mic out of his hand and say, you know, enough. Just like every party Doug was at, no one knows when to leave. And we're gonna call it there. Cause the guy did like 15 and had not gotten to Doug yet. He told us his life story.

[Josie Marzalino]

Awesome.

[Zach Amico]

And somehow how it related. And then at one point. And again, Doug's got like 8 to 10 year old nieces and nephews there. And he's like, yeah. You know, I spent a lot of nights with Doug doing blow. You know, fucking porn stars in bathrooms. You know, we got in a lot of trouble together. And you know, he loves to fuck. And I'm just watching these kids.

[Josie Marzalino]

God damn. That's what I want in my eulogy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, dude.

[Josie Marzalino]

You know, she loved to fuck, dude.

[Zach Amico]

It was a nightmare. It was so bad, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But that is. But that is like. I don't know if you can think of a situation better than that to be at, like, as a comic to just see insane people go up at a funeral. That really doesn't relate to them at all.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, it was such an opportunity.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

For crazy people to talk.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. And they loved it.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, it was.

[Josie Marzalino]

Oh, and it's got to be not like you're mourning. Like you missed. You're sad, you miss somebody. But here's just a beautiful little sprinkle of happiness to just.

[Zach Amico]

We were very aware of it. And it was the funnest idea I've ever seen in a funeral. And I will recommend this. When Doug passed away, his family, one of the first things they did was get all of his clothes together, get them washed very well, and then separate them by size and put them out at the funeral.

[Josie Marzalino]

To take.

[Zach Amico]

To take.

[Josie Marzalino]

That's a good idea.

[Zach Amico]

And by the end of the funeral, everyone was wearing Doug's clothes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's. That's kind of nice.

[Zach Amico]

On top of their funeral clothes, looking hilarious.

[Josie Marzalino]

That's fun.

[Zach Amico]

But they had all his stuff, so they're like, we don't obviously want it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. What are we gonna do with these clothes?

[Zach Amico]

Everybody took something. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So I would highly recommend if. If you're planning something.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That goes over big. It's nice to have a take home. It's really nice to have a little take home.

[Josie Marzalino]

You never get funeral favors.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You get like a little fucking.

[Zach Amico]

And usually you'll grab something that you remember him wearing.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Zach Amico]

So highly recommended. Thank you for letting me talk about my buddy. I think we're about done, but let's finish on this one more for the Canadians. Canadian. I have a theme on this show. Canadian prostitute bans Indians and Pakistani Shannon.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Awesome. Oh, my God. Okay.

[Sex Worker]

Oh, hey, sex worker. And I used to know. Yeah, you are from these countries. Let's talk about that. So when I was first starting out, my rates were about half what they are now. And I also do screening or deposits back then because I was like, I just wanted as many clients as possible, so I would just like, not require any screening. And one thing I noticed, one was that majority of my clients were from those countries. And the second one was I was only also noticing patterns in how they treated me. One thing is for sure, and you can't really argue with me on this, India and Pakistan have very strong rape cultures. That is just a fact. And I noticed it. And especially how they treated me. Some of the issues that I encountered were, for example, showing up with less money than they were supposed to on purpose to try and barter with me about the prices. A lot of them would be extremely aggressive with me, extremely disrespectful. Many of them would have really bad hygiene and. Or refuse to take a shower before service started. And a lot of those things obviously left a very bad taste in my mouth.

[Zach Amico]

No shit. I bet they did that.

[Sex Worker]

I saw a client from one of those countries and he tried to force me to do the do without a condom on. And that was extremely traumatizing. And what's worse is I went to the police about this. I had his full name and everything, and they said that they couldn't do anything about it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Aren't you doing something?

[Sex Worker]

I was really scared because, like, if something like that happened again, then I go to the police. They wouldn't do anything.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Sex Worker]

And so I stopped.

[Zach Amico]

Pause from those. Stop being a hooker.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. The thing I'm like.

[Josie Marzalino]

Or get a pimp.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I am. Obviously. I have a porn podcast. Pro sex work.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I don't think the police can't, like, aren't you doing something illegal? Like, isn't that, like your. Isn't. I'm pretty sure.

[Zach Amico]

Isn't it kind of like going to the cops, say, somebody stole my crack?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Yeah. That's what I think it is.

[Zach Amico]

Like, I guess is a very weird way to report a rape.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I don't. I don't think they're like, you're telling us you're doing a crime and someone assaulted you while you're doing crime? Like, I don't. I don't. He shouldn't have done that. Of course. No.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. But technically, you have to call Batman.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, well, that, like.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like she said, you should have a pimp. You should have a pimp to come in and fuck this guy up.

[Josie Marzalino]

And I'm anti pimp. But, like, you should have something.

[Zach Amico]

I think you should have security of some sort. A taser named Octavius.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Give him a black name.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It doesn't. It doesn't need to be like. It doesn't need to be, like, your actual pimp, but it needs to, like,

[Zach Amico]

have maybe a shiny jacket with all the NBA logos on it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, something shiny jacket.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, shiny jacket with the yellow M M on it. Yeah. He's gonna be back soon and see you better, dude. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, like, I. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, we need sex work. It's good. It's. Yeah. Society.

[Zach Amico]

Let's. Let's. I want to hear the rest.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Sex Worker]

Countries to protect myself again. This was before I did deposits. This was before I raised my rates. And I'm thinking about, you know, how. How my business is right now, and it's going really well, but I've had a lot of people from those countries asking to see me, and I'm turning them away. But I'm thinking now, especially, like, with. Logistically, me having higher rates now means that obviously, if you're gonna see me, you're probably gonna have money. And if you have money, you probably know a thing or two about how to navigate the world and how to treat people with respect. Right? And I'm wondering, you know, maybe I should start seeing them again. And you know, maybe because I do require screening and a deposit and my prices are higher, maybe they will treat me differently. And so I'm gonna give it another shot. I'm gonna start seeing people from those countries again. Obviously, if I get the same. I'm. I'm not gonna see them anymore, but I feel like I'll give it another shot. Obviously, I'm a little bit scared because.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, you tricky whore. This is a commercial.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

This is a commercial for. Hey Woo woos. Who wants to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is. The whole time I'm watching this, I'm like, you're going viral from this. You. This better. You better have the only fans like link in bio right now. This is.

[Zach Amico]

She does.

[Josie Marzalino]

You can't on TikTok. You will ban you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can't on TikTok. But you. Okay, but this was posted on Tick Tock, but she probably has it somewhere.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can we find this girl's only fans? I. What's her name? I could. I could find this only fans in two seconds, I bet. But. But it's. This is like. Just start like you said in person. Work is just tougher. You just got to get the only fans cooking. That's the real answer to this.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah, I follow.

[Zach Amico]

And then you hire one of those Indian guys to pretend to be you and talk to these sims.

[Josie Marzalino]

Exactly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, Larissa Tracelle, what are we looking at? Price wise, solo BG content. Photo bundles. Fully nude joys sex tapes. BBBJ tapes. What's bbbj?

[Zach Amico]

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu fuck machine. Okay. And what's she charging?

[Josie Marzalino]

What is that per month? I don't have the glasses on.

[Zach Amico]

What is 7.99?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

7.99 is not bad.

[Josie Marzalino]

I need you to understand that when I had my bikini only fans that I didn't get naked on. Yeah, it was $25 a month.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. That's obscene.

[Josie Marzalino]

You're insane. Made so much money to do all that for $7.99 is crazy. Let's just up it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, you can.

[Josie Marzalino]

And then you don't have to. Then you don't have to. Hook.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can you find her Instagram too? We got our Instagram. I got to see. I got to. I see a little bit of this. More of this warlock over here.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, she's very pretty.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She is pretty. She's. There was. There was a filter on for sure.

[Josie Marzalino]

Well, I follow the. I follow a Subreddit called Client Cringe that I found just. There was a girl that was like on the bonfire and she like had posted something and she was on there and I found it. And it's just sex workers, like sharing their horror stories or these awful like text messages from terrible clients. It's so fun. It's such a good read.

[Zach Amico]

But get some of those for the next couple episodes.

[Josie Marzalino]

It seems like they're from everything that I've read. It seems like most of them actually have that same exact policy where like, they'll screen for race. And like the only one that they're trying to weed out is like Indian guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Josie Marzalino]

I mean Pakistani guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know that in, in Amsterdam, the big one they try to cut out is the British dudes. The British dudes are apparently.

[Josie Marzalino]

That makes sense.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think they said like, like British guys and Russian guys are the two that they never want to see. My buddy was in Amsterdam and he said the Brits are like so obnoxious with how they interact with everything because they'll be like, a guy will go in to see a girl in one of the glass windows and. And then all the dudes wait outside and when they. He comes out, they, they cheer like he's a jolly good fellow and. And like make a big show of everything. And they're like so loud and so obnoxious it and hard to deal with. They're rude to the girls and like all this shit. And they've started making ads in the Netherlands being like, hey, if you're from England, don't come down. Don't come. We don't. Please don't come.

[Josie Marzalino]

That's true. Like every country. I feel like the worst tourists are always British dudes.

[Zach Amico]

I'll take it. I'll take it. And we all learned a lot today. Shannon, find some of those stories for later in the week.

[Josie Marzalino]

Yeah. Our client cringe.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you. Thank you to my wonderful guest, Che Durena. Check out two goons. And a sincere happy birthday to the beautiful and hilarious and kind Josie Marzalino.

[Josie Marzalino]

Thank you all.

[Zach Amico]

Our lives are better because you're in it. So thank you very much and we will see you this Wednesday here on the Morning Zoo. Goodbye. Down. Just like the favorite OB and join the crew. It's Akamiko morning too. It's Akamiko morning too. Woo hoo.

[Josie Marzalino]

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[Zach Amico]

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[Josie Marzalino]

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[Zach Amico]

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