0120. Hannah Roeschlein and Sheri Ciprane

Summary

Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo – Ep. 120

Guests: Hannah Roeschlein & Sherry Supreme
Date: June 14, 2026
Network: GaS Digital Network

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Main Theme & Overview

This episode of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo delivers its signature mix of darkly playful banter, twisted news stories, and raw comedian camaraderie. Zac is joined by comedian Hannah Roeschlein (returning to NYC from tour) and Sherry Supreme (Pimp Daddy Podcast) for uncensored takes on the week’s wildest news—from grisly crime stories to comedic deep-dives into foot fetishes, the messaging hidden in fast-food logos, and the weird joys and pitfalls of comedy gigs. The tone is raucous, honest, and irreverent, blending shock humor with unexpectedly insightful moments about safety, sexuality, and the comedy grind.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Introductions & Plugs

(02:08 – 03:21)

• Zac warmly welcomes returning guest Hannah and first-time guest Sherry—both promoted their projects and upcoming dates.
• “Just keep an eye to the sky.” – Hannah on staying in the loop about her shows [03:06]

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2. The Belfast Beheading Attack: The Group Reacts

(04:02 – 07:45)

• Shannon brings in a grim news story—a man loses an eye in an attempted beheading attack with a kitchen knife.
• The panel comments on the video: lack of bystander response, perceived dangers, and fighting back.
• Hannah: “Especially a kitchen knife bro. Like, that doesn’t scare me at all. I could probably disarm him and I don’t even got that kind of training.” [05:18]
• Lightens quickly to discuss accents, sexuality, and comedic chemistry, shifting to a flirtatious, jokey energy between the guests.

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3. Queer Representation, Jackass, & Sexual Taboos

(07:45 – 12:41)

• Conversation about media misunderstandings during Pride Month.
• Zac: “I enjoy watching people walk into a landmine of wrong... and Pride Month provides me with that so much.” [08:06]
• Deep-dive into Jackass as “sexual terrorism” (per John Waters), straight male homoeroticism, and why embracing quirks is empowering.
• Sherry: “What they do is dick content. They smack each other’s dicks...” [08:58]
• Hannah and Sherry banter about bisexuality, “hard nipples,” and the shifting standards of female beauty and acceptance in queer and comedy spaces.
• Hannah: “The most powerful men are pedophiles and then the best dudes on the market... are bisexuals.” [11:50]
• Zac: “You guys look like a lesbian couple who met at an NA meeting on King of the Hill.” [11:03]

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4. Foot Fetish & Sex Trafficking Story

(13:14 – 19:30)

• Discussion turns to a NYC foot fetish website owner arrested for sex trafficking.
• Outrage and advice: Don’t go alone to hotel rooms for modeling gigs.
• Sherry: “Don’t go to hotel rooms with the guy with the foot fetish.” [14:57]
• Zac recounts being a "bag man" protector for nude photo shoots.
• Candid sharing on sex, safety strategies, and the reality of supporting sex workers.
• Brief, intimate talk about personal experiences with foot play.
• Hannah: “Use other parts of your bodies. That’s what we’re telling, too.” [19:30]
• Sherry: “Listen, if I could come out of all my holes, I would.” [19:35]

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5. Sex Advice & Vibrator Shopping

(19:57 – 21:19)

• Zac gives his “only” good sex advice, which involves testing vibrators on the nose due to similar sensitivity as the clit.
• Zac: “If the vibrator is too strong to be on her nose, it’s probably too strong for her...” [20:06]
• The group discusses enjoying “analog,” non-digital sexual experiences in the age of endless porn.

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6. Logo Subliminal Messages & Fast Food Erotica

(24:00 – 28:53)

• Hilarious sidebar on sexualized or subtly suggestive fast food logos.
• Zac: “If you think of cleavage or like a big butt, that's the McDonald's them.” [25:02]
• Sherry: “Do you know the Lando Lakes thing? You can cut it and make it into boobs.” [24:04]
• Discoveries about the Wendy’s “MOM” collar, FedEx arrow, and more.
• Panel muses on design, childhood horniness, and the joys of seeing things as a perv.

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7. Outrageous True Crime: Oregon Mom Sleepover Attempted Murder-Suicide

(30:08 – 32:50)

• The hosts react to a woman’s failed murder-suicide attempt with her kids via carbon monoxide.
• The conversation turns darkly comedic, with self-deprecating and brutally honest female perspectives on parenting pressures.
• Hannah: “Three under four and a pair of twins. Kill yourself for sure.” [31:17]
• Honest, sardonic talk about postpartum distress, childhood trauma, and social safety nets.

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8. Domestic Chores, Relationships, and Bizarre Family Dynamics

(46:28 – 53:52)

• Conversations on gender roles, grocery delivery (“female Instacart shoppers are better at substitutions”), and sandwich-making disputes in relationships.
• Zac: “She says I eat like a hobo. If I’m not serving her, which then I like, make it. I put it on a plate and like making people.” [46:41]
• Sherry and Zac share stories about marriage dynamics and domestic gamesmanship (e.g. “sexy wife gaslighting” over making sandwiches).
• Extended riff on peculiar neighbors—e.g., a man distributing his garbage to avoid shame.
  • Zac: “To give you an idea of what a small suburb... There was a couple across the street from us, George and Violet.... George would get up.. and put all their garbage in front of the three houses around him, so that there was never garbage in front of their house.” [51:02]

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9. Comedy War Stories: Gigs Gone Wrong

(60:25 – 67:57)

• Tales from the trenches of live comedy: bombing at benefit shows, tattoo conventions, and Asian-American festivals.
• Zac: “Comedy needs to be in a better spot. Like, you can't go after a sad thing. And you gotta turn the lights out, cause they can all see each other, then they feel judged about laughing.” [62:19]
• Hannah: “I would rather be a delivery driver, a female delivery driver in New York, than sometimes just being like, I’m gonna... okay, I’m gonna slow down this 10 minutes, because that’s where we’re at.” [64:02]
• Panel reflects on how the best shows can also come from weirdest situations, but nothing beats the pain of a bad setup.

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10. Language, Insults & Comedy Etiquette

(53:53 – 56:47)

• Zac advises never to use gendered slurs in fights—gender-neutral “asshole” or “jerk” is more effective and “digs in her skull.”
• Zac: “If you call a girl a gender neutral insult, oh, it will dig in her skull... Lady, you’re being an asshole.” [54:40]
• Discussing the evolution of insult words (“scumbag,” “jerkoff,” “wanker”) and the strange histories behind their meanings.

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11. Reflections on Comedy, Age, and Authenticity

(34:14 – 38:00)

• Hannah talks about embracing her age, not catering to clean comedy markets, and why being raw and experimental onstage is essential for her.
• Hannah: “I know I'm up there being brave. I know I'm always being like raw or the necessary... I've always wanted to be the one for... as a comics comic...” [37:09]
• Zac and Sherry back her up, touching on audience perceptions and creative freedom.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “The most powerful men are pedophiles and then the best dudes on the market, so to speak, are bisexuals.”—Hannah [11:50]
• “If you think of cleavage or, like, a big butt, that's the McDonald's them. That’s very sexual.”—Zac [25:02]
• “Listen, if I could come out of all my holes, I would.”—Hannah [19:35]
• “If you call a girl a gender neutral insult, oh, it will dig in her skull... Lady, you’re being an asshole.”—Zac [54:40]
• “I would rather be a delivery driver, a female delivery driver in New York, than sometimes just being like, I’m gonna... okay, I’m gonna slow down this 10 minutes, because that’s where we’re at.”—Hannah [64:02]
• “I enjoy watching people walk into a landmine of wrong. And Pride Month provides me with that so much.”—Zac [08:10]
• “I eat like a hobo. If I'm not serving her, which then I like, make it. I put it on a plate and like making people.”—Zac [46:41]

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Segment Timestamps

• 02:08 – Introductions & guest plugs
• 04:02 – Belfast stabbing story/reactions
• 07:45 – Pride Week, Jackass, and queer media
• 13:14 – Foot fetish trafficking news
• 19:57 – Sex advice and porn talk
• 24:00 – Logo subtext & food branding
• 30:08 – Oregon mom murder-suicide story
• 46:28 – Domestic chores & marriage banter
• 51:02 – Neighborhood garbage story
• 53:53 – Words and insults: “jerk”, “scumbag”, “wanker”
• 60:25 – Comedy gig horror stories
• 67:57 – Closing banter and goodbyes

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Tone & Atmosphere

• Chaotic, darkly humorous, unfiltered, and supportive: The conversation covers taboo subjects and shocking news with levity and honesty, often veering into personal anecdotes that balance vulnerability with wild comic energy. The guests thrive in Zac’s anything-goes environment, creating a space where real, often difficult, topics are handled without judgment and plenty of laughter.

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Takeaways

This episode exemplifies the chaotic brilliance of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo: a wild, honest discussion of shocking headlines, dark comedy, sexuality, and the strange day-to-day realities of comedian life. Listeners get both off-the-wall stories and hard-won wisdom—whether it’s about safety, being yourself, surviving in comedy, or just making the perfect sandwich.

Transcript

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[Hannah Rashlein]

Fill ER up. You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.

[Show Opener / Intro Voice]

Wake up, it's time to go. Zach. Amico's gotta show. Animals are here to play Jokes are guests to start your day Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and join the crew It's Akamiko. Morning Sou.

[Zach Amico]

Well, hello, hello, hello. It is a wonderful Wednesday here in

[News Reader / Announcer]

New York City and we're coming to

[Zach Amico]

you live from the Gas Digital Studios. It's me, your other boy, the international superstar Zak Amico. And we're gonna have a wonderful day today with two wonderful women across the table from me. First time in a long time. So glad to have her back. The incredibly funny Hannah. Rachel is here. How you doing?

[Hannah Rashlein]

Howdy.

[Zach Amico]

How Zach, how are you doing, dude?

[Hannah Rashlein]

Grateful. Just back in the New York swirl.

[Zach Amico]

It's fucking great to have you. You know I think the world you and next to her from the Pimp Daddy Podcast, the Eileen Warnos of comedy, Sherry Supran. How are you?

[Sherry Supreme]

I'm good, Zach. How are you honey?

[Zach Amico]

I'm doing great.

[Sherry Supreme]

I'm so proud of Zach.

[Zach Amico]

You're very, very kind. Thank you. Let's get plugs out of the way. Sherry, what do you want people to check out?

[Sherry Supreme]

Pimp Daddy Podcast, my co host. A little weird, but listen for me.

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic Hannah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I would just say follow me on social media at Handerpump Rules or Hannah Rushline. I'm out on the road touring. I'll be upstate later this week and LA next. And other than that, yeah, just working on stuff. So just keep an eye to the sky.

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic and wonderful at Zach is not funny on Instagram. Punchup Live zachmiko for my dates. And if you enjoy the show, use my promo code, Zoo. You get your episodes early ad free and uncensored. You get a little bit of money off your subscription. You get access to the live chat and the archives. Thousands of episodes of all your favorite gas digital shows. And you get that Friday bonus episode. We do three of these a week, and if you want all three, you gotta subscribe. But thank you so much however you consume the program. All right, guys, let's take a look at a few stories. Let's start pretty easy.

[News Reader / Announcer]

Belfast stabbing victim loses eye during attempted

[Zach Amico]

beheading as soon as suspect is ID'd. Shannon, what the fuck going on here?

[Shannon (News Contributor)]

So apparently this guy kind of slid into the UK through some sort of like, loophole. So it's like he's kind of supposed to be there, kind of not supposed to be there. I don't know the reason behind it, but I do have some video of it if you want to see.

[Zach Amico]

Absolutely. This a machete attack.

[Shannon (News Contributor)]

It's a. I believe it's like a kitchen knife that he's using.

[Zach Amico]

That's never good.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah, get off him, you rat. Yeah, he's trying to cut his head off. He's like, hurry up, hurry up.

[Sherry Supreme]

Somebody come and kick him in the face.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah.

[Sherry Supreme]

What's going on?

[Hannah Rashlein]

I the lacquers. I don't care. Even though I'm being armed, you know, I just. It's the lack of response time that with me a little bit on every time I see one.

[Sherry Supreme]

Let me video you. He's got a racket. Look at that.

[Hannah Rashlein]

For sure.

[Sherry Supreme]

What is that a bad bit and

[Zach Amico]

racket, by the way, this guy is

[Hannah Rashlein]

especially a kitchen knife bro. Like, that doesn't scare me at all. I could probably disarm him and I don't even got that kind of training.

[Zach Amico]

All right, pause. Hold on. This guy is on something, though.

[Hannah Rashlein]

We see it. I mean, I'm not.

[Zach Amico]

I get hurt broke that whatever he had over the guy's head and he has not let go of his hold of the guy.

[Sherry Supreme]

And the guy's knocked out, I'm assuming. Or is he awake?

[Zach Amico]

I think he's awakened.

[Sherry Supreme]

Oh, he needs to start swinging. I don't know.

[Hannah Rashlein]

But yeah, I just have a little more fight at the end. I know.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah. Where is your accent from? Because it's making me a little hoo.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Ha.

[Sherry Supreme]

That sexy accent you got going on you. Not him. I know him.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Oh, my God.

[Sherry Supreme]

Oh, my God, I'm dying.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Oh, my God.

[Sherry Supreme]

I got a Southern accent. Where are you from, girl?

[Hannah Rashlein]

Indiana.

[Sherry Supreme]

Oh, hell yeah. Indiana. All right. Anyway.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Oh, man, I'm just dying. I am so unaware of it. And, you know, like, last night I did a show. My first show back in town. I was at the sand, and I'm smoking a J after just shooting the. On the patio with the homies. And. Yeah, I literally just like, I'm away from what I did. I just said myself. Here it is, too.

[Zach Amico]

To live.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Of course. But then people were coming up later.

[Sherry Supreme]

Toodaloo.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Coming up later and being like, oh, my God, you know, like, Touched by an Angel. And I have those moments of, like, coming to. And I'm like, oh, they're talking to you. It's.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

When you said something to me, I was like, who, me? Yeah, Shannon.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like we just cast the lesbian road comedy.

[Sherry Supreme]

Wait, are you a lesbian?

[Hannah Rashlein]

I'm not.

[Sherry Supreme]

Oh.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Everything about me. Scootaloo to me, at least by. I know, but at least.

[Sherry Supreme]

Bye.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Have you ever.

[Sherry Supreme]

You know what I mean, Went down

[Hannah Rashlein]

on a. I haven't.

[Sherry Supreme]

Then you ain't by.

[Hannah Rashlein]

But I watch. I'll watch girl on girl.

[Sherry Supreme]

That's no fun.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I know it isn't. I know. They're just, like, so boring. I think it's because it's nothing I'm ever doing. Yeah, okay. You know, like, I got more titillated by heated rivalry.

[Sherry Supreme]

I didn't even watch that.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Watching those boys. I think I loved it because I realized I'm like, oh, I love anal. And because they're gay.

[Sherry Supreme]

I like this girl.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Because they're gay. They've decentered women on the show, so it manages to be, like, really sexy. Because it's, like, safe for me, where I'm like, oh, yeah, look at y'.

[Sherry Supreme]

All.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Like, it's so precious. Like, you don't want anything. You know, in a world where we're constantly having to watch our. You know, it's like, bro, it's nice to just watch that. Where you're like, oh, yeah, exactly.

[Sherry Supreme]

Get dicked down by the characters. Exactly.

[Hannah Rashlein]

The women.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah. Just two pencils going at it. I get it. You know what I mean?

[Zach Amico]

Happy pride all day.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Happy pride.

[Zach Amico]

I'm fine with it. This is my debt. This is. This is great. I do. I have enjoyed. I have a Certain amount of. I guess the term would be Schraudenfreude. I enjoy the ironic and I enjoy watching people be. I love watching people walk into a landmine of wrong.

[Sherry Supreme]

Right. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And Pride Month provides me with that so much. Cause anytime anyone does anything vaguely pro gay rights to watch people fall over themselves to get mad about it.

[Sherry Supreme]

Exactly.

[Zach Amico]

And not realize the context.

[Sherry Supreme]

Not even a little bit. They don't even realize it. No Self awareness.

[Zach Amico]

And my two favorites have this month a. They had Jackass promoting their new movie. And they were in a big shopping cart for the Pride parade.

[Sherry Supreme]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Wearing all rainbows, giving out stuff. And to watch people comment be like, yeah, they're trying to sell their movie, but by playing it up to the fucking rainbow people. And I'm like, the gayest.

[Sherry Supreme]

What they do is dick content. They smack each other's dicks. They put their balls in a vice piece of art.

[Zach Amico]

Like John Waters is in Jackass.

[Sherry Supreme]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Multiple times.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Is that is not the liaison to. We do gay shit all day. And John Waters said about Jackass that it was sexual terrorism on television.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because it forced people to watch homoerotic acts by straight guys who were okay with it.

[Sherry Supreme]

Exactly. And it lets other straight guys be okay with it as well.

[Zach Amico]

You know, black guys are just starting to see Jackass.

[Sherry Supreme]

Black guys, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They took a while.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Oh, wow.

[Zach Amico]

For them to be okay with Jackass.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I feel good to say this because most of what I say, baby girl, but I saw the original Jackass two times in theater.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, no, that's okay.

[Hannah Rashlein]

The only other time I watched a movie twice was forgetting Sarah Marshall. But that original one, I was a freshman at IU in Bloomington and I went out there and cranked for the boys. But, you know, I also like that feeling too, of just, like, watching people inadvertently kind of, like, hurt themselves. But like, even, you know, sometimes people falling down like stairs, videos, etc. So, like, they really, like, catered to something in me. And I also love just like, boys getting hurt.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Like. And, you know, so like, to just being able to like, outsource kind of just like their pain and stupidity. But that knowing like, that men have that inherent gayness has always been something I've been aware of because, like, I know I'm, you know, I'm aware that I have, you know, I'm not ugly.

[Sherry Supreme]

You definitely ain't, baby girl. Your shit's zipped down a little too much. And I'm looking a little side.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Why would we get these tattoos here if not for shirts like well hello, I get my chicken. That's what you're trying to shout for the Internet. Look boys.

[Sherry Supreme]

And your nipples are hard. Geez.

[Hannah Rashlein]

They always.

[Sherry Supreme]

Happy pride month for this fake bisexual with her hard nipples.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I've never once contended to be.

[Sherry Supreme]

No, I'm just joking.

[Hannah Rashlein]

No, I love it. But I've just like, I always like even joke on stage where I'm like, oh, I've always known men had.

[Zach Amico]

You guys look like a lesbian couple who met at an NA meeting on King of the Hill.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I love it. I love that.

[Sherry Supreme]

SLA Anonymous. So we met at a sex and lovers addiction.

[Hannah Rashlein]

But yeah, I always knew dudes were a little bit gay because they've always been into me. So like I know that as I know as a fetish I have a fortune cookie face. I'm always going to do well at the World Series of Penis Pocket Asians. Bingo bango. Yeah, I got it. But on top of that I got it for some reasons that I really like just was never thinking about. And it's like, like nowadays realizing now as a 42 year old that the world is like the most powerful men are pedophiles and then the like best dudes on the market, so to speak are bisexuals. So my frame, this is a hot hand in the dice game, you know, like with men, like I love anal because like I know they can just like turn me around. I don't have to face them.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

So I can actually keep more of my like lust. And then they get to just fulfill that fantasy where it's like even if I start talking, I sound like their buddy Gary, you know what I mean? If they touch me, I have the body and the torso of their bestie. You know, it's a little twink's body. Sure. So I'm just out here with just kind of like, oh, I. As a kid I was always like, I gotta get bigger tits. You know, it's the 80s 90s. It was like, hey, it was get a nose job. This is very Filipino, you know. And I'm in Corn Indiana. I'm like, big tits, tiny waist and now I'm like, I'm glad I didn't do that because this is why it watching the kind of not the tides turn, but people just like be okay with who they are from like we said kids too.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, you provide, you provide a diverse amount of options.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I like this.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's. This is the best part about a 12 year old girl who slick her hair back. She looks like a 10 year old boy.

[Sherry Supreme]

Exactly. Itty bitty titty committee all day. We love it.

[Zach Amico]

This is. I'm in.

[Sherry Supreme]

So just voice memo that to me so I could go.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I got 60 minutes of two to lose for you.

[Sherry Supreme]

All right.

[Zach Amico]

I'm excited.

[Hannah Rashlein]

That's my cameo. It's just me. Say an old timey expression.

[Sherry Supreme]

Say too Lao on a pussy. Too lao.

[Zach Amico]

Well, we have a news story here that. Let's talk about some fetishes.

[News Reader / Announcer]

Foot fetish.

[Zach Amico]

Company owner Jason Khan has been charged with sex trafficking offenses. Shannon.

[Shannon (News Contributor)]

So this is. This happened in New York City. This is what the guy looks like. If you want to see him.

[Sherry Supreme]

Ah, my Uber driver.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah, that's my sugar daddy. Wait. Wait a second. God damn.

[Shannon (News Contributor)]

God. So he ran a foot fetish site called footpad nyc.com and he would. He started having women come to his hotel and they think that he's going to put them on his site and then he would assault them. There are three women that have claimed that he assaulted them. Two of them. What? I can't find the word that I'm looking for. But two of them accused him of vaginal penetration. And the third said he forcibly put the victim's feet on his penis.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Ooh.

[Zach Amico]

Ooh.

[Sherry Supreme]

He's jerking off with the.

[Zach Amico]

The guy who runs Footpad nyc.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah. Makes no sense, right?

[Zach Amico]

Put his dick between the pads of someone's feet.

[Sherry Supreme]

Exactly.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon.

[Shannon (News Contributor)]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Is there anything more?

[Sherry Supreme]

Well, they're.

[Shannon (News Contributor)]

They're charging him. I guess they went over state lines to make this happen because they're charging him with three counts of sex trafficking by force, fraud, or coercion. And each charge carries a sentence of 15 to life.

[Sherry Supreme]

Did he drug them or what?

[Shannon (News Contributor)]

Nothing. There's nothing about drugs. But they just said that two of the girls did have rape kits done on their feet.

[Sherry Supreme]

In between their toes.

[Zach Amico]

Don't go to hotel rooms with the

[Sherry Supreme]

guy with the foot fetish.

[Zach Amico]

Don't. You gotta protect yourself. You gotta bring a weapon.

[Sherry Supreme]

And Mace, at least. Mace.

[Zach Amico]

I'm very sorry. It's very horrible. No one deserves that.

[Sherry Supreme]

No.

[Zach Amico]

Don't ever go to a creepy guy's hotel room without a security guard. Without a.

[Sherry Supreme]

That's true.

[Zach Amico]

A weapon or a. I've been a. I was a bag man for a grown up.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Bare minimum. You better be sharing some locations with the homies. You know, there's just like. I was. I've always been like, not a secretive person. But people with me forever are on a need to know basis. And I find that it's barely anything. But the reality is like Certain things like that if you're going to do some things, like, you know, we've talked like, I have an only fans. I've definitely been just kind of out here a heritage harlot, so to speak. And in some situations over the years that were a little spicy ricey, you know, where, you know, it would have maybe not behooved me to have a weapon or whatever, but kind of back to that beheading video, though. I always kind of knew that if I got into an unsavory situation, I'm gonna fight for my life at least. So. Like, what? You know, if that guy was like awake on the ground, even just kind of bloodied or whatever, I like you were talking, his arms are worming. I'd have had that dude in an arm bar. I'm like, you know, I'm gonna. Like, there's just things happening or just like a way to. Whatever. So like, I was always going to bring that into that room as well. So like that dude, and especially three of them, right? I. I wonder if he did drug him because, like, they should have ganged up on him.

[Zach Amico]

No, it sounds like it was three different events.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Three separate.

[Sherry Supreme]

I think so.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Okay. I was picturing them all together in a hotel room, which would also be totally normal from a guy that owns foot pads.

[Sherry Supreme]

But even like lot lizard level prostitution. Because I've hired many hookers and many prostitutes in my life and they always bring. Even the lowest paid ones. They always bring somebody for sure.

[Hannah Rashlein]

There's just like a person.

[Sherry Supreme]

That's the rule. Or like, you know, when you go to a strange person's house or hotel or whatever, or car, whatever, you always have a bodyguard, legs, accent. I agree with that. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I was a bag man for a girl that did nude photo shoots. And by that I meant I just, I had a puffy coat, right? And I just stood there.

[Sherry Supreme]

But you're a tall big guy too,

[Zach Amico]

and I stood there in a puffy coat.

[Sherry Supreme]

You're intimidating.

[Zach Amico]

It was my job to sit there and make sure she didn't do pink, she didn't do penetration. It was just like closed vagina.

[Sherry Supreme]

Right? This is the rules.

[Zach Amico]

Those are the rules. And to make sure nobody fucked around on that. And somebody's like, oh, that's cool. Do you have a gun? And I'm like, no.

[Sherry Supreme]

So pretend I do, though.

[Zach Amico]

People are like, what's your job? Like, I don't know. For him to stand there, so he's trying to fuck her. Like, what if he's deterrent? What if he has a gun? I don't know. To tickle his balls while he fucks her so I could run away after he comes.

[Sherry Supreme]

It's like the security guard at cvs. He don't have a gun, but he's

[Zach Amico]

a deterrent, you know, I just had a puffy coat.

[Sherry Supreme]

Exactly. But I do love a little foot sex. Like, I do love getting, like, fingered by a big toe, you know?

[Hannah Rashlein]

Okay. I hear that.

[Sherry Supreme]

Rubbing. Rubbing. Like, rubbing my foot on a girl's.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I've used my feet on a partner.

[Sherry Supreme]

I've never done it on a penis, though.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I have.

[Sherry Supreme]

It's always been the puss.

[Zach Amico]

Are you running your foot on a girl's?

[Hannah Rashlein]

Well, a lot of.

[Zach Amico]

Like, the Flintstones car.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah. That is such a funny.

[Sherry Supreme]

I use a lot of lube or spit or both. And then. Yeah, I just go slow at first, and then I keep going, keep going just because I want to see it. Or if she has beautiful. Your toes on open, but, like, beautiful painted toenails. I love to see it on my puss, you know, like, rub it around a little bit.

[Zach Amico]

All right.

[Sherry Supreme]

You know? Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Didn't know about that one. And I'm happy for you.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I let the. I let my partner, like, choose my pedicure color.

[Sherry Supreme]

Nice.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Where I'm like, hey, it's in your mouth. So, like, you can. You want red? You can have it. Yeah. You know, I don't run submissive, as we can all tell, but I. I got a little actress in me. So I've. I've been trying some things on for size.

[Sherry Supreme]

Amen.

[Hannah Rashlein]

And, you know, and some things. And, like, I just. But, yeah, that's what I. I have found now, like, in my 40s, though, that that kind of stuff with just, like, the foot.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Is way more, like, intimate and can cause me to, like, really, like, flip out in bed. It can create almost, like, not even edging. Like, I mean, it's just, like, I could come probably as simply from what you were describing, I probably could make

[Sherry Supreme]

you come with my foot easily. You know, I definitely could make you come easily.

[Hannah Rashlein]

What's up? You know? But you're also appreciating the aesthetics of it.

[Sherry Supreme]

No, I know.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Which is, like, also. But it's hot. It's good.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah. It can be. It can. It really can be.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Use other parts of your bodies. That's what we're telling, too.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I'm fine with it. I'm 100%.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Listen, if I could come out of all my holes, I Would.

[Sherry Supreme]

All at once.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I don't know. I don't. I'd have to step down.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I'd be like, okay, this was closed.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

This one's off.

[Sherry Supreme]

This one has road work.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Right now.

[Sherry Supreme]

We can't get in there.

[Zach Amico]

See, I'm excited that just this cavalcade of knowledge. Because I. I can tell. I. I am not.

[News Reader / Announcer]

Not.

[Zach Amico]

I am not. I can't give good sex. The only good sex advice I could give to a guy is if you're helping a chick pick out a vibrator.

[Sherry Supreme]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Put it on the tip of her nose. Ah. Because the tip of your nose and your clit have sensation. Similar nerve ending signals. So if the vibrator is too strong to be on her nose, it's probably too strong for a.

[Sherry Supreme]

That's really smart.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I just want to go into stores and push.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, I know. Can I use the store just.

[Zach Amico]

And then eventually just get her the rose.

[Sherry Supreme]

That's the one my wife uses. Come in like three seconds.

[Zach Amico]

Get her the rose.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I've had to come out of toys a little bit. I wanted to get more, like, analog, even in just like, some desires to just be like, hey, stop watching porn. It doesn't mean anything to you, right? You know, it's just like getting too fried up and, you know, the compounded interest, all that. So, like, I've just, like, wanted to just, like, go back to that hand crank. I'm not kidding. And that, like, you know, like, I'm coming hardest right now just from love and missionary. It's like. I mean, I'll also, like, say that as advice, like, try everything. Yeah.

[Sherry Supreme]

Missionary is so hard for me. With a fake cock, it's so hard.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Oh, I bet, like, these are logistics that I've never had to, like, consider.

[Sherry Supreme]

But I get it. I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying.

[Hannah Rashlein]

You know, analog. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So I have been consuming a lot of pornography. And then I was just in on tour in Indiana and I went to Blocked on.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

No pornhub without an id.

[Hannah Rashlein]

And I was like, oh, yeah, Austin. I saw. I one time wanted to just.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Hit the cum dial for a second. And I was out, you know, just in Austin, Texas. And they had that one of those chassis blockers pop up. And I was so irked. I was like, you set up.

[Zach Amico]

Now I just got to do what I always do. Go back to girls Facebooks and click on their pictures until they're in high school again.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yes.

[Hannah Rashlein]

And that was a weird thing.

[Sherry Supreme]

So I couldn't go to their Instagram and scroll to the bikini photo because

[Hannah Rashlein]

I couldn't watch that porn. There was a magazine on the table, and the COVID was Dua Lipa. And I looked at the COVID and I came and that. So, like, that was another one of those moments where, like, I said, I. Yeah, I wouldn't. I'm not claiming bisexuality. I really see a lot of people do that in some pretty interesting ways. No, but. Yeah, but I'm not anti.

[Sherry Supreme]

I know.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I just think there's just more things where I'm like, yeah, I always see, like, the beauty of a woman over a man constantly.

[Sherry Supreme]

Oh, yeah, I used to.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I'm not with men because I think they're superior. Yeah, no, I'm with them because, you know, at this point, it's a higher.

[Zach Amico]

Jerry, you phony bitch. Stop looking at her like Justin Bieber like you're not trying to eat her. But, yeah, girl, you know, I'm just saying. I'm playing with. I'm playing with you, girl.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I love Justin Bieber. If you're Justin Bieber, I'll be so

[Zach Amico]

dry getting the hair out of your eyes, you treacherous dyke.

[Sherry Supreme]

Zach. Four years in. Zach knows me. He knows what I'm doing. He's right. He just called me out. He is 100% right. You can see my whole body demeanor and voice change.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I'm completely here for it. I'm like, I'll. You know, I'd rather have this dialogue than whatever. Never anything a man's gonna say to me later. And I'm gonna have to, like, yes, thank you.

[Sherry Supreme]

And I actually won't try it, like, off camera, like, if I'm not, you know? And plus, I'm married, and I'm not celibate monogamous. Not. Yeah, there you go. That's the word. I'm just talk, you know, talking. I can't help it.

[Hannah Rashlein]

It's okay. I'm here for it. I'm the right person.

[Sherry Supreme]

Well, God bless,

[Zach Amico]

dude. I know she's trying to get. When she's. The wigger part comes out. Nah, nah, nah. God. So.

[Hannah Rashlein]

So the Indiana in me. That's why my nipples are hard. I'm over here. Like, this is that same kind of, like, 711 interaction I could have over a big Gulp in high school, you know, where I'm like, elbow pants. Stop looking at me like that. Can we eat some stacker twos behind the bleach?

[Zach Amico]

Meanwhile, Sherry's thinking about looking at the front of the butter logo for too long.

[Sherry Supreme]

Exactly. Do you know the Lando legs thing. You can cut it and make it into boobs.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. Or you can fold it over and these become her titties. Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yes.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yes.

[Hannah Rashlein]

What are you talking about?

[Sherry Supreme]

The Land O' Lakes butter, Right?

[Zach Amico]

The Native American girl, for sure. If you fold it up like a MAD magazine.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yep.

[Zach Amico]

Fold in.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yep.

[Zach Amico]

Her knees look like tits.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yep.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon.

[Sherry Supreme]

Amen. I definitely jerked off to that when I was like 8 or 9. That's for sure. With my dad's back vibrator.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Oh, my God. You see, I've never taken a long, hard look at that.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yes, well, because you know for sure.

[Hannah Rashlein]

See, that's how you know. That's how you know there is a just.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, that's it right there. And she's hot as man, that Lando Lakes girl.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I mean, look at the way the design on that is pristine. They just don't make anything like this. AI could never. Brock could never. No, he could never produce something that you guys are folding in for. Jerk off. Jack Salted.

[Sherry Supreme]

You definitely been salted by my baby. God.

[Zach Amico]

There's certain logos that throughout time, I have made sure they are indicative of. So if you think of cleavage or, like a big butt. That's the McDonald's them.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, that's that ass.

[Zach Amico]

That art. That's very sexual. It is. And I've done this one on the show a couple times. Bring up kfc.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Was KFC finger looking good.

[Sherry Supreme]

That's true, too.

[Zach Amico]

Bring up the. The Colonel Sanders, specifically Little finger Die. Look, these are all like, subliminal, subliminal things. All right, you ready?

[Sherry Supreme]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

His tie is his body.

[Sherry Supreme]

Oh, I see it.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, now bring up Wendy.

[Sherry Supreme]

That's crazy. Let me see my girl Wendy.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon's gotta be so sick of me doing this one.

[Sherry Supreme]

Get a little frosty on, you know.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Oh, the frosty fry combos all the time.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, I'm down. Wendy's hot as, too.

[Zach Amico]

All right, here we go. Look at Wendy's collar. It spells out Mom.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I see.

[Sherry Supreme]

Oh, my God. It does.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I see.

[Sherry Supreme]

Does smell.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I hit a little J4. I came in this morning and we had some cold brew. And it's allowing these to pop up out of, like, those eyes. Spy books where I'm like, oh, my eyes are relaxed.

[Zach Amico]

I believe FedEx is one, too.

[Sherry Supreme]

FedEx.

[Zach Amico]

If I'm right,

[Sherry Supreme]

trying to think what would be in FedEx with the arrow. Is that the arrow?

[Hannah Rashlein]

No, I think that's DHL or maybe Amazon.

[Sherry Supreme]

Can you bring up FedEx A to Z with the.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. So, yeah, in the ex, there's a hidden arrow now.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah, the arrow.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yes.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah.

[Sherry Supreme]

Okay. Yes.

[Zach Amico]

There's the arrow and then what's the Amazon one?

[Shannon (News Contributor)]

I think the smile.

[Sherry Supreme]

The smile.

[Shannon (News Contributor)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sherry Supreme]

It's all these subliminal messages always, you know. Oh, man.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, it is a. Yeah, yeah.

[Sherry Supreme]

It goes a.

[Zach Amico]

You just look up subliminal messages and advertising logos while. Let's see, ones we missed. The. To me, the mom and the Wendy's one is so like, that's blatant.

[Sherry Supreme]

But I didn't even realize it till

[Zach Amico]

you said, hammering it into you as a kid to trust this logo.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yes, yes. Nurturing. Yeah, she's good. Yeah. They got that chili, too, you know, that warm chili.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, Baskin has the 31 in it.

[Sherry Supreme]

Is that by.

[Hannah Rashlein]

It is. Forget it's dead. This is where we realize for sure. I mean, they've been putting stuff in baseball helmets. That's good.

[Sherry Supreme]

Gay BMW.

[Zach Amico]

What's that? What is the.

[Shannon (News Contributor)]

It's. It says it's a nod to the flag of Bavaria Germany.

[Sherry Supreme]

The propeller. The propeller of something.

[Shannon (News Contributor)]

Oh, there's a bear.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Sherry Supreme]

Oh, Shannon, that is a bear.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Oh, Shannon. That's what I want is my ASMR from you. Oh, Shannon.

[Sherry Supreme]

Your name's Hannah. Like, oh, Hannah, you can spell your name fromwards and backwards and. Ah. That's how I do you too, baby. You know what I'm saying?

[Hannah Rashlein]

Bye.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, what's the Wikipedia one?

[Hannah Rashlein]

They're like, there's a swastika on it. Yeah, yeah. One of the tiles is unsavory.

[Sherry Supreme]

They took a bite out at the top there.

[Shannon (News Contributor)]

Oh, the unfinished glob. No, it's just about being incomplete in nature.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yes, I said un. Okay, yeah, I get it.

[Zach Amico]

All right, fantastic.

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[Zach Amico]

All right, next crazy awful story, Oregon mom tries to poison young kids with bogus sleepover ruse in sick, murder suicide, then gets cold feet. Shannon.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Wow.

[Shannon (News Contributor)]

So this mom, she's 32, she has two year old twins and a four year old. She told them they were going to do a sleepover in the car.

[Zach Amico]

Uh oh.

[Shannon (News Contributor)]

And they went into the garage and then she put the exhaust into the car and then once they started to like doze in and out, she called 91 1, admitted everything. Kids are fine. They're holding her. The dad said that she has tried to hurt herself in the past. He didn't think that she would do that to the kids though and. But the kids are okay.

[Zach Amico]

Oh man. He was one night away from starting over.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah. 3.

[Zach Amico]

No more Captain crazy. And her things that fell out of her.

[Sherry Supreme]

I bet she don't even blink. Those crazy girls, they never blink, brother.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Everything about that story is tragic. It starts sad.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Hannah Rashlein]

However.

[Sherry Supreme]

Oh, there she is.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Every part of the story for me was understandable in, in all positions I have historically, you know, when been confronted with an abortion, had it batting a thousand would again. But okay. I still, I'm just like oh. Even when they said the ages of the kids, three under four and a pair of twins. Kill yourself for sure. Like oh my God, you saying that about the dad getting a new start, like that's just like. And now instead he's without this partner and obviously she's dicey.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

But you know, it seems like for the most part good enough or you know, functioning as a mother for him to be like yeah, quarterly. She's trying to kill herself.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, she's a little crazy.

[Hannah Rashlein]

She says A little, you know, I didn't think she was over stroking off but I. Okay, you know.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, you really gotta mind your P's and Q's around it.

[Hannah Rashlein]

And now he does it like I'm done.

[Sherry Supreme]

P's and Q's.

[Zach Amico]

You gotta really, you gotta really not up.

[Sherry Supreme]

That's a good way to go out because I've thought of that before too.

[Hannah Rashlein]

You know, I always forget about that

[Sherry Supreme]

One, you're just going to sleep, you know, it's peaceful. You think you're taking a nap, you're just going to sleep. But, yo, take them kids away from that mama at least for six months or a year.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Probably a little longer. I think she needs to kind of like, I. Yeah, yeah. I'm all about rehabilitation and like, you know.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Hey, get her some maybe. For sure.

[Sherry Supreme]

Little cocaine, little. Little weed.

[Zach Amico]

You know, I would say maybe just she can hang out with them in the park.

[Sherry Supreme]

There you go. No closed areas, supervised visits from the dad and maybe dfs.

[Zach Amico]

That would help.

[Sherry Supreme]

Attempted murder on your kids when those kids grow up and they see that their mom tried to kill them and then didn't. Yeah, I'd be a little up if my mom wanted to do that, you know? Should have just got an abortion, like you.

[Hannah Rashlein]

You know what I mean? Yeah. Fetuses scream. I didn't have to, like, go, you know, look in the trash can and be like, oh, he's drifting off. It's like, no.

[Sherry Supreme]

And then you can have stem cells from the abortion.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah, for sure. Why do you think my face looks like this?

[Sherry Supreme]

Hell yeah, you do. Well, you Filipino to you.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah. You know what it. You know what that. I know what it is.

[Sherry Supreme]

I gotta get Botox quarterly to see

[Hannah Rashlein]

you know what it is. I haven't had any work done yet. I'm going to try to avoid it. Really? No, not.

[Sherry Supreme]

You don't have one.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Not a needle. And I'm not even good about washing my face. I'm still just kind of like a little bit too high.

[Sherry Supreme]

I'm blowing.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I'm blowing it. As an Asian, I'm blowing it.

[Sherry Supreme]

That's that greasy Filipino right there.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I don't even got money.

[Zach Amico]

That usually costs extra with Asian, for sure.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, it does.

[Hannah Rashlein]

One of these days, I'm going to get serious about comedy. I'm, you know, like 10 years from now, and I'm going to come out and I'm going to look younger than you see me look today. I'm just going to, you know, I feel like I do look, for sure I do. And it's turning, but it's going to be hysterical.

[Zach Amico]

Are you going to down your age in your act? Mm, that's a good to pretend you're younger in your act.

[Hannah Rashlein]

No, because even now, like, saying, I'm 42 on stage, like, half the audience will gasp. They're always like, yeah.

[Sherry Supreme]

When you said it, I didn't think

[Hannah Rashlein]

that, like, lies, like, you know, shouldn't

[Zach Amico]

you be wearing a Gardening hat, picking up cans.

[Sherry Supreme]

But if you listen everywhere to health care nurses run.

[Hannah Rashlein]

In an hour, though, you can, like, if you're like, Gen Z or younger than me or even older, you'll start to kind of like, recognize my age. Like, you're saying, like, there's I'm 44, mannerisms, Etc.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Pop culture references that I use.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yep.

[Hannah Rashlein]

You know, but I know that, like, I don't think too much. I mean, what a wacky thing to say as a comedian. But, like, I rarely think about what the audience is thinking about or wants from me or is, like, good, whatever. But I just, like, I. Another comic friend made me aware of that, where he was like, hannah, he's like, you'll never understand what it's like for anyone to, like, see you up there for the first time. And just, like, the juxtapositions of the way you look, the way you sound, what's being said, you know, just certain things that I'm like, yeah, that has to be like. It's so, like, whiplashy and intense.

[Sherry Supreme]

Hell, yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

But I love it. I mean, you know, that's six twisted sisters. Hot.

[Sherry Supreme]

Boxing it together.

[Hannah Rashlein]

That's it. That's fine. I don't want to be where the cool kids are.

[Zach Amico]

I. And I will tell you guys, Hannah's extremely funny on stage, too. She murders. So if you have a chance to

[Sherry Supreme]

see her, I believe that.

[Zach Amico]

Go.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I appreciate that. I. It is the one thing where it's like, like I said, I can be one of the most unserious people at the office. I feel like, as far as, like, what I kind of come in and care about and, like, put time toward. But I also just, like, I've always been what I thought to be, like, one of the funniest people in a room since I've been a little kid. And I. I, like one of my, like, love languages is like, to, like, make people laugh so hard that they want to, like, have an aneurysm. Like, that kind of, like, deep, like, oh, now I'm sick kind of. So, like, even if I seem as if none of this matters to me, there is something driving me naturally that's, like, you know, lends itself to going up there. And nowadays I'm just like, I. I can say, like, I don't think it's, like, not without its own, you know, dangers and perils, but, like, with the way that the world is. It's like, hey, if they want to censor us, I got louder. Hey, you know, like, I'm not gonna Everybody can do what they want, but I'm not gonna bend the knee to a bunch of like pedo fascist cucks. Like, sorry, but like gang, you grow up, you know?

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah. Just keep being your most authentic self. That's all we can do. That's all. That's all we can all do.

[Zach Amico]

I too would not unless they're paying a lot, a lot of money to perform for them.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, you're not like that either. Zach, don't change for.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I love that about, you know what I mean? Like, I just like don't want to do that. But it's, but yeah, I, I, I definitely, it's like, I don't think too, like I said too much or hard or honestly like high of my own comedy and performance. But I know I'm up there being brave. I know I'm always being like raw or the necessary and just like, I like, I've always wanted to be the one for like as a comics comic to just be like, hey, yeah. Everyone will show you these very textbook ways to do something and I'll raise you kind of the laboratory. I'll come in here and on a night to night basis, just like spool and cook and we'll see what sticks. And you know, I'm still here too, so.

[Sherry Supreme]

Right.

[Hannah Rashlein]

You know, it's, it's loose. It's loose. There's a space for that too. And we need it. So.

[Zach Amico]

I tried doing 15 clean all weekend. Wow. Pretty good.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Not completely clean, not complete. Like, not like just not sexual. So like I cursed a little.

[Sherry Supreme]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

But not like filthy like most of my actives.

[Sherry Supreme]

I think it's harder to write clean.

[Zach Amico]

It was pretty fun. It was mostly stories about. I admire that my family. Because I'm trying to do. If I want to do. I'm trying to make my, if I do my second hour, I want it to be very different just to see

[Sherry Supreme]

if I can do it.

[Zach Amico]

And I found a lot of it. I basically had the perfect thing happen that got me writing for it, which was my mom did not watch the Kevin Hart roast because quote, unquote, nobody put Netflix on my tv.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Lol.

[Sherry Supreme]

Oh my God, that is funny. Like, you didn't upload it to her tv pay for the subscription so she didn't watch it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Sherry Supreme]

She's like, I'm blaming you for not.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

You didn't physically, literally start this video for me to watch.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

There's nobody put it on my TV for me. I love somebody eventually put it on the TV for. But while she Was waiting. Zachary, I clicked on one of your articles. Now it's in my algorithm. Seeing news about it.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know if you know this. People are very upset about the jokes about George Foreman.

[Sherry Supreme]

George Foreman.

[Zach Amico]

She goes, the George Foreman can't breathe joke. Zachary. People are very upset. And the second she said it, I had a wave of ideas. I was like, oh, this is the beginning of this bit which is my mom can't remember anyone's name.

[Sherry Supreme]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

Unless I was 2 years old. And then she's shocked I don't remember everything about it.

[Sherry Supreme]

Exactly. It's your fault.

[Zach Amico]

Now I've got it now. I found the angle on it and

[Sherry Supreme]

that's relatable too, for parents.

[Zach Amico]

I've been having more and more people come up to me either from the POD or standup and being like, my mom's crazy too.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

My dad worked. My dad had an unhealthy relationship with his work. As compared to at Hope.

[Sherry Supreme]

Exactly. Oh, man, that's.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I'm glad to hear you say that. You know, I sit here as a person who's never worked clean. Even last night at the sand in

[Sherry Supreme]

the Grave, I'm too scared.

[Hannah Rashlein]

A comic that's never met me was like, oh, okay, you're going to be on late night there. You just need to be around here. And like, whatever. I was like, I don't care to be. And I'm, you know, it's like, I'm not going to do an Erica Kirk joke on Fallon. They're not going to let it fly. They're not going to let it fly. I'm not doing that kind of comedy. But hearing that, you know, I have an Asian mom and a pastor of a church father always have. So like, I know how to work clean. I just don't. It was one of those things where I was so repressed and stifled and made to fear, you know, everything sending me to like fire and brimstone hell as a child. And we were unable to see therapists and it was just like I have a slew of like neurological disorders and behavioral issues and like things and would go on to drink about it. So now it's like I recognize that it's like a completely viable stream at our work. It's honestly a very like high paid stream. If I wanted to tap dance, being from Indiana, I'd be like, up Nate Bargotzi's ass by now. But I just like don't have anything to say with that group, you know, Cuz like, I'm just not talking about airplane bathrooms and xyz, Other things. But hearing you be like, oh, hey, tell some stories. I do recognize that a lot of my family stories like, that are clean.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

You know, because my mom is, like I said, just from Banana Boat, Philippines, and my dad is the pastor of a church. So there's just, like, things that press out of them that aren't profane. That in my rehashing, I just. Sometimes when people are like, do you have clean? I'm like, no, I don't have. Because, like, even if I take the profanity out, I'm often in my. As we know. And then. Even if I came out of there one time, I tried to do clean because there's, like, some kids in an audience I did not think would be there in Louisville, like, some years ago. And then a friend came up to me later. He was like, impressive. He said, but all the kids know all the Asian slurs now because, like, to me, clean. I was like, yeah, just don't talk about anything. Keep it above the belt and take all the curse words out. But, you know, they're walking home going, gook. Oh, chink and spit. Because I, like, didn't see it as not being like.

[Sherry Supreme]

And you can. You know, I haven't said that in a while.

[Hannah Rashlein]

For sure.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Those are.

[Zach Amico]

Some of you get some out every now and then.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah.

[Sherry Supreme]

Maybe spicy here and there.

[Zach Amico]

You know, even the most progressive person, sometimes when you order takeout and they fucked up something massively.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yep.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They say the delivery guy.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Or do they say that. The nationality of the delivery guy.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Anger will bring out all kinds of. That kind of stuff. Like, just even from, like, allies.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah. I have a lot of road rage because I drive in New York City. So I. Yeah, I've been good. I've tried to be better with the.

[Zach Amico]

I try not to do two things, and both times I feel bad because I can't. Not any. If I get an Uber and it's a woman, always part of me is like, yeah, yeah, this is gonna be fun.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, it's gonna be slow. And, yeah, we're gonna stress.

[Hannah Rashlein]

And I get a woman and I'm like, oh, I might not have to bail out of the backseat. You know, I'm constantly thinking of a tuck and roll with a man in any kind of, like, whatever. Even, like I said, even thinking that I could a 50, 50 chance survive an attack, of course. Or where I've, like, I've thought about myself kitten raped. And as a person who has been Sexually assaulted in the past. I just say this truly where it's like, you know, they might get me good.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

But I'm gonna get some licks in. Like, you're gonna be able to identify my rapist because, like, he won't have an eye or one ball is gone

[Sherry Supreme]

or what happened to me when I got graped.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I.

[Sherry Supreme]

My uncle handled it later. He got it back later. You know, like, you got to get a little revenge because the cops ain't gonna help you, you know?

[Zach Amico]

Of course.

[Sherry Supreme]

And now I like you know what I mean?

[Zach Amico]

But, hey, back to our funny thing about women driving. No. Please express yourselves to your heart's desire. I'm very happy you guys can be so comfortable to talk about subject matter like that.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Another thing now. Female delivery person, you're delivering food, and you're a lady.

[Sherry Supreme]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

You fucking zigged when you should have zagged somewhere in life, dude. I don't know what to tell you, dude. If you're a lady delivering fucking food, you fucked up. You fucked up. New York City. Chinese food or Mexican food? Delivering. I don't know what to tell you, dude.

[Sherry Supreme]

I did that for a month in Covid. You're right. I did zig. Instead of.

[Zach Amico]

You fucked up. The other day, I had a lady bring me completely someone else's order.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yep.

[Zach Amico]

And I called the place, and they were like, can we have it back? And I'm like, I don't feel comfortable with that at all.

[Hannah Rashlein]

No.

[Zach Amico]

Because that means someone has my food right now, and you're asking for them to give it back and then bring it to you. So I said, no, I would like new food now.

[Sherry Supreme]

Nah, they're good at grocery shopping, though, because I get whatever it is 100%.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I would.

[Sherry Supreme]

Well, my wife does it. I don't do it.

[Zach Amico]

I prefer that. That's what?

[Sherry Supreme]

Instacart?

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Hannah Rashlein]

As we were talking about that, I was holding in.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, they're good at that.

[Hannah Rashlein]

On the side, would you prefer if you were getting a grocery order to have a female? Because there's so much. Like, they're way better with the substitutions. Oh, there's just things like, a dude will bail on some of my. Like, I've. Like, there's no bananas in a thoughtful cart.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. They'll say there's nothing.

[Hannah Rashlein]

And I've even put in, like, two to three substitutions of things where I'm like. I'm not being like Hitler is about it. And just being like, it can only be this. But also, buddy, come the fuck on you know, sometimes there isn't anything at the hy vee, but it's also one

[Zach Amico]

of the last times we got Instacart. My wife ordered pesto and he gave us guacamole.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I can't eat. Damn.

[Sherry Supreme]

That is. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's sweet. I've had a few where it wasn't even. And I've put substitutions in. But. Yeah. There was one time recently the guy told me they had no bread.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Like, none.

[Zach Amico]

None.

[Sherry Supreme]

No bread?

[Zach Amico]

No. They don't have bread there.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah. Instead of sourdough, here's Italian.

[Zach Amico]

No, no, Just no bread.

[Sherry Supreme]

No.

[Zach Amico]

My wife makes fun of me lately for the two things is she compares me to is Christopher Lloyd and Dennis the Menace because I eat out of cans.

[Sherry Supreme]

Okay.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah. Wow. Like that.

[Zach Amico]

And yeah. She says I eat like a hobo. If. If I'm not serving her, which then I like, make it. I put it on a plate and like making people.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yes. Because you care about what she's.

[Zach Amico]

I don't care if it's for me.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yes. Yep.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. It's the pile of slop.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yep.

[Hannah Rashlein]

So you and your wife sit down to dinner, like, properly?

[Sherry Supreme]

Sometimes.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Okay, sometimes.

[Sherry Supreme]

Sometimes we'll get the TV trays out, you know, sit on the couch or we'll have it at the table.

[Zach Amico]

And the other one, if she makes fun of me because I. I like to get the accoutrement of a sandwich. Oh. And have it on the table and then slowly pick at it, like frank and always sunny. I make the hoagie in my mouth.

[Sherry Supreme]

You like to mix and match inside.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I like to do, like, almost like a charcuterie board. So I'll do mozzarella, turkey, roasted red peppers, and then I'll, like, roll it up.

[Sherry Supreme]

Nice.

[Hannah Rashlein]

To be honest, it's intense. But you're creating over and over your most ideal bite.

[Zach Amico]

So for me, I see the turkey cheese pickle, dip it in a little

[Sherry Supreme]

mustard flavor in your mouth.

[Zach Amico]

But she makes fun of me because I like to do that. I like to. I like to have my spread and then really make it last. She, for some reason, hates making sandwiches. She finds. I think she must have, like. She thinks it's, like, demeaning.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

But I don't. I'm not like, sandwich never like that.

[Hannah Rashlein]

She got it back. If I say, Cuban gone a strip.

[Zach Amico]

If I ever say, hey, there's stuff in the fridge for sandwiches if you want one. She won't. But if I make one, she'll ask for it.

[Sherry Supreme]

She'll eat it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And one time she's like, you're not gonna. I was like. She's like, but you make them better. I was like, don't fucking gaslight me, right? I would have. Don't do it. And then she's like, but then you're gonna, like, make it hot. I'm like, put it in the air fryer. And she's like, yeah, but I don't know how. I was like, five minutes, just five minutes, reheat. And she's okay. She comes back with a smoking brick, right? And I was like, whoa. She goes, I was lazy. And I put it in for the time my frozen lasagna was in four.

[Hannah Rashlein]

And if you had just heated it up, I'd have a sandwich right now.

[Sherry Supreme]

That is the ultimate sexy wife gaslight right there, bro.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I guess I make the sandwiches.

[Sherry Supreme]

Exactly. I take out the trash good.

[Zach Amico]

You know, I do not. I'm very bad at it. I let it, I let it build up. I, I, I'm so lazy.

[News Reader / Announcer]

Yeah.

[Sherry Supreme]

But she's like, oh, you take out the trash so much better than me. I'm like, bitch, I'm not five.

[Zach Amico]

They fucking closed the goddamn trash chute in my building. So now you have to take it outside.

[Sherry Supreme]

Oh, that's a pain in the ass. I'd let it build up, too, if it was that I just go to the hallway and put it.

[Zach Amico]

No, I always do it at like, four in the morning when I know nobody because I always get weirded out to have, like, three bags of trash in the elevator. And people will be like, oh, you're a pig. You just have trash in your house.

[Sherry Supreme]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So I always go at, like, 4 in the morning and do some trash runs.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I like, always hearing these New Yorker ways to be. Because, you know, I'm from a place where I've, you know, my name's on the D to acreage.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

So it's like just hearing y' all be like, you know, I'll walk around and I'll look at any apartment building, and I'm like, oh, there's more people in that literal building on every block than were in my whole town.

[Sherry Supreme]

Of course.

[Hannah Rashlein]

And even in Chicago, we have more space than even kind of the hyper, you know, just congestion of human beings that is this city. But yeah, I'm, like, dying laughing about it. I like doing those kinds of, like, domestic menial cleaning tasks. So, like, I'm very, like, I like hand washing dishes. I like, like, everything. Like, when you. I, I haven't always been this way, like, in alcoholism I was quite messy, and I can be still that way if I don't stay on it. But now I recognize that, like, especially with me being on the road often half the month, I leave my so tidy that it looks like I do not intend to come back. Like, if you kind of, like, came into my room. If I, like, happened to just, like, pass.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, you're gonna.

[Hannah Rashlein]

You know, when I was out in, you know, the Pacific Northwest, they'd walk into, like, a room and be like, who was in here?

[Zach Amico]

What?

[Hannah Rashlein]

Little Zen monk? Like, it's very. Like, I just, like, I'm preparing for whatever is, like. Like, it looks like. Yeah, like our. There were like, she's gonna, like, wander off and, like, not come back out.

[Sherry Supreme]

That's like a remembrance too, though. Like, I remember her this way.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah. But I like some of those, like, little, like. Like, I would be like a liberal trad wife.

[Zach Amico]

To give you an idea of what a small suburb. Everybody and everybody's business I grew up in. There was a couple across the street from us, George and Violet, who were probably my grandparents. Age, like, 80s, 90s. At 3 in the morning, George would get up. They didn't put garbage in front of their house, but he would take all their garbage and put it in front of the three houses around him so that there was never garbage in front of their house. So he would distribute their garbage into

[Sherry Supreme]

other people's cans at 3am That's OCD shit.

[Zach Amico]

And then the wife would come out the next day and be like, man, you guys have a lot of garbage. George and I don't put out anything.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Right?

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

You're like, bitch, you shit. And you do all this stuff too.

[Zach Amico]

And we would catch him up, up in the middle of the night, and he would plant them in different people's cans.

[Sherry Supreme]

Oh, but did he not pay the. Because sometimes in certain. Like, no.

[Zach Amico]

He would put out empty cans.

[Sherry Supreme]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

It was completely. So that they could say they didn't have garbage.

[Sherry Supreme]

That's ocd.

[Hannah Rashlein]

It is, it's. Or, yeah, because it's like, you know, even the aesthetics of that are just being like, the work that you have to do instead of just being like, we. Also, because he's have trash, he's dividing it equally, too.

[Sherry Supreme]

He's not like, putting two here. He's putting, like, one here, one here, one there.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I love the 3am of it, too. I hope that he had to, like, set an alarm. Like, they're kind of older, so they maybe were like, asleep. But he would get up at one

[Zach Amico]

I bet that's when he got up.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, for sure.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Maybe to take like a medicine, like a certain pill.

[Zach Amico]

A lot of old people.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Early.

[Zach Amico]

My grandpa used to get up at 3:30 or 4 to go to the diner and have breakfast by himself.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah. Mm.

[Zach Amico]

Because he didn't want to see his family. At least he would come back with no pants on sometimes. And then we'd have to figure out if he wore pants to the diner.

[Sherry Supreme]

Right, right. Did he lose them on the way?

[Zach Amico]

Usually didn't put them on. On more than one occasion. Came back with the hanger still in his suit jacket.

[Sherry Supreme]

Hey, at least he tried, bro. You know, at least he tried and

[Zach Amico]

then did not recognize his waitress of 35 years when he saw her in a different restaurant.

[Sherry Supreme]

That's dementia. A little bit.

[Zach Amico]

No, it was the fact that he. When my grandma called him out on it, she goes, charles, that's been your waitress at the diner every morning for 35 years. And my grandfather goes, I read the fucking paper.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, I'm not looking at that.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I'm not always, you know, I'm in spaces. But what am I seeing in there? Who knows?

[Sherry Supreme]

I'm not paying attention.

[Zach Amico]

I actually got a lot I've been doing in my acts for my grandpa's. One day my uncle came down the stairs and my grandpa just looked at him and went, what are you, a fucking jerk? And now I've been using jerk in my act more.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Jerk is such a fun word.

[Sherry Supreme]

I'm a jerk? Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because I tell young guys this now. If you're in a fight, on stage, at a bar, anything with a chick in a relationship, okay? Never ever call a woman a bitch, a cunt, any of a derogatory word for a woman, okay? Because now you have lost.

[Sherry Supreme]

That's true.

[Zach Amico]

Because she can now go, well, he's a fucking piece of shit. Doesn't respect women. Yeah, you've now lost 100%. Anything else you say, even if you're right, you have lost because you went to that. But if you call a girl a gender neutral insult, oh, it will dig in her skull. Lady, you're being an asshole.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, jerk.

[Zach Amico]

Lady, you're a jerk. Why are you such a mean jerk?

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, dipshit.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, you're.

[News Reader / Announcer]

You're a fucking real asshole.

[Zach Amico]

You know that?

[Hannah Rashlein]

Even idiot is neutral.

[Sherry Supreme]

Idiot. Yeah. Retard.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like they can. I think idiots sometimes can almost. They could go, they. He thinks women are dumb.

[Sherry Supreme]

Women are stupid. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But an asshole?

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, Anything genuine.

[Zach Amico]

You're a piece of shit. Yeah, it really, really Fucking. Because their next half of their argument, they wanted that in their head they were about to have.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yep.

[Zach Amico]

You just fucked up the plans.

[Sherry Supreme]

You just slashed it right down. I like that.

[Zach Amico]

Thoughts? Is that too crazy?

[Hannah Rashlein]

No, no, no, no.

[Sherry Supreme]

I agree.

[Zach Amico]

I think overall it'd be better to.

[Sherry Supreme]

Not Now I'm going to look at ChatGPT.

[Zach Amico]

Call women those words in general because I don't think it. It's conductive to good conversation.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Well, my big thing is anytime I've been called that in a conversation by a man, and there's been too many times to count.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

But the reality was I was exhibiting behaviors, actions, and speaking words that were in alignment in accordance with some of the words that I was being called by said man. However, the greater issue there is, like, what we're saying. It's also like, if you'll call me a cunt just in a, you know, an. A heated argument. That's not the. That's not the highest you can go. So it's like, not only is it like you played all your cards fast with just like, these, like, the worst words, so to speak, but I know those aren't the worst, you know, so it's just kind of like those are becoming those things too, where I'm like. Like, I really hear you on that. Like, that's what will cause me to, like, turn away from someone. Because I'm just like, oh, yeah, you've just like. I can tell you're like a person I don't really even trust to bring around my family. Yeah.

[Sherry Supreme]

I'll just shut down, you know, like, if you're gonna.

[Hannah Rashlein]

If you can call me a. Or a. So simple. Like, I'm not gonna bring you around to, like, my homies.

[Sherry Supreme]

Right. Like, at least let it be warranted that I'm a.

[Hannah Rashlein]

For sure. Where. Like, where they call you a granny. You are being a. At that baseball game. That's insane.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[Hannah Rashlein]

And then you can be like, yeah, that's right.

[Sherry Supreme]

But the British use like. We do.

[Hannah Rashlein]

For sure. I like the word twat a lot, even though I think that it is kind of gendered. I think when people think about it. But I know that over there, they use that a.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's fine. With this. I think wanker works too.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I love wanker.

[Zach Amico]

Wanker's way better than jerk off.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Jerk off's also good, though.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it is. It's got. It's got legs.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah, jerk off. Jerk off takes jerk to a whole nother jerk off.

[Zach Amico]

I found that I've Told this before. I apologize. I didn't know. Scumbag was, I guess, a much worse curse when we were younger or my parents were convinced it was scumbag because we were watching the Simpsons when I was a kid and they were doing one of those things where they pan through a giant crowd and there's cameos from old episodes and they went, oh, that's Jimmy the Scumbag. And my dad flipped out because I guess to them a scumbag means a used condom.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

Which I've never.

[Sherry Supreme]

That's actually funny.

[Zach Amico]

To me, it was always, oh, he's scum. Like, he's. He's.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah, like douchebag. Like.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but it's also for a very specific.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah, I guess. And I never was like thinking about it when I said it as a kid about, like, what? The dude had to go get my

[Zach Amico]

Simpsons encyclopedia and show my mom and dad that his name was Jimmy the Scumbag. And I was like, it's in the book. It cannot be that bad of a curse.

[Sherry Supreme]

But it's like a. What did you. What did you say it was? A con. A used condom, I think.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sherry Supreme]

It's like a bag, but put an S on it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Am I right about that?

[Sherry Supreme]

That's so crazy.

[Shannon (News Contributor)]

I had a similar thing when I was a kid, like a teenager, where I used the term and my parents were mad. I was like, I don't understand why. And then they scumbag it. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Well, it does sound like something.

[Sherry Supreme]

So it's like a boom.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon would say, you scumbag. He's a real scumbag.

[Sherry Supreme]

He's a scumbag.

[Zach Amico]

He didn't.

[News Reader / Announcer]

He said he was gonna pick me

[Zach Amico]

up at 9, take me to Cheesecake Factory.

[Sherry Supreme]

He never came.

[Zach Amico]

He came at 11, got me culvas. He didn't even take me to Dynama

[Hannah Rashlein]

Culver's though. I'd eat a little butter burger right now.

[Zach Amico]

What?

[Hannah Rashlein]

I said I still like Culver's.

[Zach Amico]

I ate. Tempted me all week.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I mean, I go home to Indiana sometimes. You know, it's just like I'm eating pretty healthy anymore and pretty plant based because, like, you just are not gonna look like this in your 40s if you're eating dog. But I'm known to get home and like get manic and eat like Long John Silvers with a Dairy Queen back.

[Zach Amico]

So I did try PD dough for the first time.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Are you familiar?

[News Reader / Announcer]

No.

[Sherry Supreme]

No idea. But I hear the word dough and I'.

[Zach Amico]

It's. I guess they have it in the south and they had it in Indiana the other day.

[Hannah Rashlein]

What's it called?

[Zach Amico]

Indiana? Excuse me. We were in Michigan.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

It was also in Indiana. It's PD Space dough.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Okay. I'll keep an eye.

[Zach Amico]

It is calzones. Ooh. And they had a cheeseburger calzone that made your boy very happy.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I love to hear it.

[Sherry Supreme]

Sounds good.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, that was. That was a late night, but cracking meat to have some dinner.

[Sherry Supreme]

Pd I love Crack and Miko. Shout out Crack and Miko, Me and

[Zach Amico]

crack amigo hung out till five in the morning eating calzones and watching wrestling. I gave him a history lesson, yo. Against his will, I guess.

[Sherry Supreme]

Well, maybe he needed it. I don't know. You can't rape the willing.

[Zach Amico]

But we were the boys. The boys. The boys were out. The boys had a good time.

[Sherry Supreme]

He's his. His music and his raps are so goddamn funny.

[Zach Amico]

His new live show is so fucking funny. I'm so glad I wasn't.

[Sherry Supreme]

I really fuck with him, man. He's hilarious.

[Zach Amico]

I legitimately could not have followed him any of the nights, really. People were just fucking going. People were hyped, dude. I can't make everybody sit back down.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I had to follow you DJ recently at a show, and I had like, a feeling like, that where I like, got up and I was at an Asian American Pacific Islander festival. What a nightmare. Sentence in a room that looked like it was themed the Titanic. So it's like the whole thing was just like. Like, not it. But immediately I had to, like, talk about that, where I was like, hey, I mean, so incredible to be included on this. Like, it's very in alignment with, like, my heart and. And I'm happy to be here, but I'm like, you know, on a variety show or even when things are a little bit different, or somebody just creates this, like, pocket of energy. That's whatever I'm like, you know, the very first act that came up was like a play about grief, you know, and then I'll get up there and be like, 9 11, right. You know, so like, the juxtaposition is so like, oh, yourself. But even me following the music, I'm like, I didn't want to come up.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

After the vibes I was vibing, and then now I have to get up here and be like, okay, so everything we just had happening, it's over.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, I get it.

[Hannah Rashlein]

And here are some thoughts I have as we stand here in this space. But, yeah, there's like, don't make had

[Zach Amico]

to do a benefit and they bring up the person it's for, right?

[Hannah Rashlein]

No, they don't be letting me do benefits.

[Zach Amico]

I did one for a. A baby. A baby with cancer. Cancer.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And right before I was on the stage, and they brought out a guy with an acoustic guitar and the baby and they sang.

[Sherry Supreme]

Oh, God.

[Zach Amico]

And then I had to do stand up.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah, that sounds. That sounds horrific, bro.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, it went bad. It went real bad. It was a fucking.

[Sherry Supreme]

I can't even imagine.

[Zach Amico]

It was a great club, and they're very nice, but I was. I took a hot one.

[Sherry Supreme]

You can't follow that. Some sad shit. And then you're like, hey, nah, man.

[Zach Amico]

People don't understand. Comedy needs to be in a better spot. Like, you can't go after a sad thing. And you gotta turn the lights out.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Cause they can all see each other. Cause they can all see each other. Then they feel judged about laughing.

[Hannah Rashlein]

That festival I was in, like, not only were we in this room, like I said, there was, like, what seemed like a scale model of the Titanic. Like, just hardwoods, parquet floor. Everyone spread around just, like, watching me, like, what? You know, but it's like, yeah, it. The lights were up. It was like, you know, strung lights, like a barn wedding. And I just, like, recognized. It was like the opposite of everything I have in clubs where.

[Sherry Supreme]

No.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Even then people can be tied on laughing when they're unseen. Yeah, you're all this light. Oh, no. I was just like, I will do.

[Sherry Supreme]

Even if you want to laugh, if the girl's not laughing next to you, you're not gonna laugh. It's like, get over your self. You know that shit's funny. Come on.

[Zach Amico]

Was it a hotel conference room?

[Hannah Rashlein]

Yeah, it was at a Chicago Athletic Club is what it's called. But it was just like one of those where I walk in and right away I was like, I'm too high and I'm not high enough.

[Sherry Supreme]

Right.

[Hannah Rashlein]

For the energy that's going to take. And, you know, I knew it was one of those where people were going to leave and really, like, gas me in a beautiful way to be like, thank you for being a part of the Asian diaspora. You know, like, you're socially conscientious and, like, that kind of stuff. But I knew the work it was going to take for 20 minutes of, like, twisting and turning like a manic pinata in conditions that are just, like, not worth the weight in gold or any spot pay that they could give us, you know, like, we're saying, having to follow certain things where you're like, you'll never in the audience understand the absurdity of what I'm having to, like, step into right now.

[Sherry Supreme]

Exactly. Yeah. Because they don't. They don't know how to set it

[Hannah Rashlein]

up correctly at those moments. I would rather be a delivery driver, a female delivery driver in New York, than sometimes just being like, I'm gonna. Oh, no. Okay, I'm gonna slow down this 10 minutes, because that's where we're at. I see y' all recognize that clearly. I can see into your pores. I'm so happy. Yeah. Thank God. But it doesn't make it any easier. I wish I didn't recognize it.

[Sherry Supreme]

No.

[Zach Amico]

I would love to not know I was walking into a shit show.

[Sherry Supreme]

That's true, too. That's.

[Zach Amico]

I would love to justify the ignorance.

[Sherry Supreme]

Like, yeah, ignorance is bliss type shit. Like, you don't even know.

[Zach Amico]

Because when you get to certain places, like, you know, I've done, like, tattoo conventions, and I'm like, when am I going up? They're like, oh, you're just gonna go out with a mic in the middle of the day, right? Oh, good for no one.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Great.

[Zach Amico]

I'm gonna bomb horribly. And they go, yeah. Oh, yeah, you're gonna do really bad. Okay, thanks.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Even the college circuit from them friends of mine that weren't clean enough to be able to do it talk about that stuff, and they'll just, like. They'll get paid, like, fat, but they have to, like, stand on a table legitimately. They're like. They're in Tulane in a dining hall, talking. These kids are going between a Sbarro and a burrito.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

You're standing on a lunch table with no how with.

[Zach Amico]

On a lunch table with, like, a guitar amp with a microphone in it.

[Sherry Supreme]

I thought bar shows were bad. That sounds good.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I would sing covers. They'd be like, actually, we booked Hannah for comedy, but she just sang songs and it was fine.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I had a tattoo convention, and I had to go up twice, and in between, they go, hey, nobody can hear you.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I hate it.

[Zach Amico]

So they turned me up, and then they were like, you have to leave. And I'm like, why? And they're like, we didn't realize the speakers were all in the middle of the room.

[Sherry Supreme]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

So when we turned you up, it was, like, unbearably loud, and you yelled a joke and a bunch of people all up their tattoos, and they all, like, put lines on people, and they're all really pissed. Like, people want their money back, and we have to put you in a car. Right now, because all the tattoo artists are really upset, and I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna go.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Would you do, like, a primordial scream?

[Zach Amico]

No. But they turned me all the way up, I hear.

[Hannah Rashlein]

And just. I'm thinking about that because I was just on a show with someone in Alaska where the headliner got a tattoo as she was doing her set, and I found myself, like, thinking on the sidelines about the int. You know, just certain, like, things that could happen in those types of ways. Like, you know, just, like, seeing somebody mess up a tattoo as you're doing work, but even in that way, like, you doing that. And I can be so animated and unhinged during sets. So, like, me m. I have no inside voice. Voice. Yeah. So on top of that, like, thinking about that, I'm like, oh, my God, I'm so glad. I'm. I'm so sorry that happened to you. But I, for myself, will use this as a moment, a teachable moment that I'll put into my bank for later.

[Sherry Supreme]

But at least they got Zach Amigo lines on them.

[Zach Amico]

They hated me.

[Hannah Rashlein]

Oh, my God, though. I love it. There's nothing you can do. This is not your problem. Also, you know, like, sound check.

[Sherry Supreme]

How about that? How about do a sound check?

[Hannah Rashlein]

How about no for once? Like, when people are putting things that aren't. Aren't comedy with comedy, dumbass. That there's just, like, some stuff that, like, cannot. There's just, like, non negotiables, and the non negotiables are never being, like, met in ways that, like, please me. Every time I'm at a show where I'm like, oh, the money's good or the venue's beautiful, where I'm like, oh, I'm in a hotel ballroom or whatever, I'm like, something's gonna get lost on the actual, like, performance comedy side of this. Yes, I know that whatever's up here, it's that crazy hot matrix with a. Where it's like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, we're in a Hilton. Well, it's gonna probably feel like I'm, you know, going down on the Titanic in the Hilton. Yeah, that's what it literally was. Where I'm like, this ain't. How do we get in here? But that's.

[Sherry Supreme]

So at least you did it, bro.

[Zach Amico]

You know, and sometimes they're the most fun. So always don't go in with a negative attitude. Sometimes it's super, super fun sometimes, you know, like, some of my favorite shows have been, like, golf club, like. Like, country clubs. Golf nights and shit. I'm just with old men.

[Hannah Rashlein]

I love.

[Sherry Supreme]

They probably love that, though.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, they have a blast.

[Sherry Supreme]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. They all want to tell me stories about their fat wives.

[Sherry Supreme]

Exactly.

[Zach Amico]

All right, guys, we're gonna call it here. Thank you so much to Hannah Rashlein and Sherry Supreme. Check them out online, support them, and we'll be back on Friday with our bonus episode. Goodbye, y'.

[Hannah Rashlein]

All.

[Sherry Supreme]

Thanks.

[Show Opener / Intro Voice]

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