0122. Shlak and Lucky 13

Summary

Podcast Summary: Zac Amico's Morning Zoo

Episode: 0122. Shlak and Lucky 13
Date: June 21, 2026
Host: Zac Amico
Guests: Shlak (deathmatch wrestler, musician), Lucky 13 (pro wrestler, deathmatch veteran)
Producer/Co-host: Shannon

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Overview

This wild, uncensored episode of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo delivers the usual early morning madness, centered around pro wrestling, especially the brutal world of deathmatch wrestling. Zac is joined by two notorious wrestlers—Shlak and Lucky 13—for a nonstop mix of depraved injury stories, inside wrestling talk, bizarro news, and NSFW life anecdotes. The crew dives into their most grisly wrestling injuries, the unique camaraderie and chaos of deathmatch culture, some wild celebrity tales, and reacts to viral news clips ranging from sad nipples to fatal bungee jumps.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Guest Introductions & Upcoming Events

[01:08 – 04:55]

• Tangled Web in CZW: Shlak vs. Lucky 13 in the returning barbed wire spectacle after 8 years away.
  • Shlak: "It's just a slurry of fucking barbed wire." (03:07)
• Cannonball Fest (Fundraiser): Lucky 13 plugs a benefit event for Jeff Cannonball, who has ALS.
• Zac offers to match donations if listeners buy tickets.

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2. Wrestling Injury Horror Stories

[14:00 – 34:00]

• Cinder Block and Apron Bumps: The art (and idiocy) of taking dangerous wrestling “bumps” on hard or sharp objects.
  • Lucky 13: "I was like, thank God I didn't shit myself..." (16:34)
• Shitting Yourself in the Ring: Tales of wrestlers losing bowel control during matches.
• Brutal Deathmatch Injuries:
  • Lucky 13 recounts needing 36 stitches from a light tube wound (25:39).
  • Shlak’s wine rack/light tube accident leading to a sliced head so deep it exposed bone.
  • Shlak impaled by a filing cabinet partition—5" deep into his thigh (27:34).
    • “It was like a gunshot wound.”
• Burns & Fire Stories: Both prefer glass and barbed wire burns over fire spots; tales of third-degree burns, instant suntans, and terrible fire injuries.
• Soda Can Boards vs Razor Boards:
  • Shlak: "I'd rather take a bump on razor blades than the soda cans. That's laceration, dude." (30:33)
• Hotel Mishaps: Bloody hotel rooms, sleeping on floors/lobbies, and waking to theft by a homeless man one tried to help.

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3. Wild Wrestling/Life Stories

[40:00 – 55:00]

• The Perils of Sitting Front Row: Zacs’s wife refuses to sit up front after nearly being hit by flying chairs.
• XPW & Lowlife Louie Incident: Vivid recounting of a deathmatch stopped after a brutal pizza cutter cut.
• Wrestling Legends Gone Wild:
  • Lucky 13 on Jake "The Snake" Roberts pre-sobriety: “Do you want to meet the Snake?” And then gets goat-se’d.
• Old School Indy's Grit: Warlord’s advice on makeup, and classic veterans skulking through shows for quick pay.
• Necro Butcher tales—from hotel bans to bleeding on hotel curtains and legendary matches, tying in with buzz around an upcoming Dark Side of the Ring episode.

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4. Celebrity & Pop Culture Mini-Topics

[06:12 – 13:12; 44:15 – 46:00]

• Jelly Roll Divorce Speculation:
  • Zac, Shannon & co. break down the messy split, suspect dark rumors, and discuss how celebrities “get got.”
  • “I think he has some naughty boy allegations are coming.” – Zac (07:04)
• Booty-Shaking Wives in Wrestling (RVD’s wife and Coco, Ice T’s wife at indie shows.)
• Movie Musings: Denzel Washington’s cocaine scene in “Flight,” bad 80s movies like “The Stuff,” and horror movie remakes.

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5. Bizarre News and NSFW Stories

A. Sad Nipple Syndrome (36:17 – 39:13)

• Discussion of the news story about women feeling sudden depression or dread when their nipples are touched, most common during/after lactation.
  • Zac: “If you're gonna get your doctorate...I need to touch a lot of nipples.” (37:22)
• Segues to talk about genital piercings and wrestling audience misadventures.

B. Viral Video Reactions

• Bungee Jumping Without a Cord—Brazil:
  • Group watches & reacts in horror to a viral video of a woman being press-slammed off a cliff without a bungee cord—she died.
  • “You’d think...‘you’re putting the thing on me, right?’” – Zac (74:07)
  • Shlak: “She probably broke every bone in her fucking body.”
• Dollar Tree Nutting Incident:
  • Security footage: a man ejaculates on a cashier’s leg—disbelief, horror, and jokes about turning her quote into a metal/hop hop song:
    • “He nutted on my leg. At the Dollar Tree.” (79:16)
  • Discussion of perverts, rape statistics, and traumatizing retail work.

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6. Deathmatch Camaraderie & Upcoming Shows

[53:30 – 66:00]

• Zona 23 in Mexico: Team USA vs. Team Mexico in a literal junkyard deathmatch.
• “It’s so much easier to hurt your friends.” – Zac & Shlak on deathmatch wrestling with buddies.
• Plug for CZW’s Tangled Web, June 27, Philadelphia.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• "There's no God only Shlak." – Zac, introducing Shlak (01:08)
• "That spear knocked my dick in the dirt." – Zac, on taking a move from Ronnie Nicole (21:32)
• “It was like a gunshot wound... about six or seven people in the waiting room with gunshot holes and they thought I was a part of the crime scene.” – Shlak (28:06)
• “You'll be surprised, pierced nipples girls, not as sensitive as you think, in my experience.” – Zac (37:51)
• "If you're gonna get your doctorate... I need to touch a lot of nipples." – Zac (37:22)
• “Do you want to meet the Snake?” [drops pants] – Lucky 13 recalling Jake the Snake (53:53)
• “He nutted on my leg. At the Dollar Tree.” – All together during viral video reaction (79:16)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:08: Show open & introductions
• 03:07: Description of "Tangled Web" barbed wire match
• 15:35: Poop stories—ring accidents
• 22:50: Zac’s branded by a spatula at Zombie Crawl
• 25:39: Deathmatch injuries: stitches, impalement, burns
• 30:33: Razor blade vs soda can bump debate
• 36:17: Sad Nipple Syndrome
• 44:15: XPW, Nick Gage, and Lowlife Louie
• 53:53: Jake the Snake “meet the Snake” story
• 61:34: Necro Butcher: hotel bans, AEW hopes
• 66:01: Homeless helper story–robbery in Buffalo
• 74:16: Viral video: bungee jump with no cord
• 79:06: Dollar Tree “nut on my leg” incident

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Tone and Style

Irreverent, darkly comedic, explicit, packed with gallows humor and inside baseball. The group’s camaraderie and firsthand experience keep conversations entertaining even at their grimmest.

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Final Recap

This episode is a chaotic, riotous tour through the blood-soaked underbelly of deathmatch wrestling and the surreal news stories that fill Zac Amico’s radar. Whether it’s the shared bond of being cut to ribbons, celebrity gossip, or strange new syndromes involving sad nipples, it’s a wild romp—often crass, always funny, and bizarrely informative. If you’re curious about how wrestlers survive (or don’t) the mayhem they put themselves through, or just want to laugh at the world’s depravity, this is essential listening.

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Guests’ Socials & Plugs

• Shlak: nogodonlyshlack.com
• Lucky 13: Upcoming events and injury pics on Instagram
• CZW Tangled Web: June 27, Philadelphia
• Jeff Cannonball Benefit: This Sunday, Sellersville, PA

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(For bonus chaos, check out the Friday subscriber-only episode and Zac Amico’s Midnight Spook Show on GaS Digital.)

Transcript

[Shannon]

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[Zach Amico]

When his son was hospitalized for a viral infection, Juan started a GoFundMe to pay for medical expenses. It was 5k to pay the bill for my son and I need only 22 hours. It was amazing. People really trust on GoFundMe. How did Juan raise $5,000 in less than a day? He posted a short video on GoFundMe telling his story in 30 seconds. 30 seconds. Be specific, be quick and tell. What are you going to be using the funds for? I was nervous to do it because it doesn't feel okay to ask money. But you shouldn't be nervous. Sometimes you just have to do it and see the results. We were able to save my son's life thanks to gofundme that we still have my son with us. Start your GoFundMe today at gofundme.com that's gofundme.com gofundme.com this message reflects one person's experience.

[Lucky 13]

Fill her up.

[Slack]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.

[Zach Amico]

Wake up, it's time to go. Zach Amico's got a show. Animals are here to play jokes against you. Start your day. Tell the sandman no more sleep. Eat some eggs and cook some beef. Laughter's wa. Hey, don't be shy. Stretch your legs and touch the sky. Grab a coffee and join the crew. It's Akamiko. Morning Zoo. Wake up, wake up, wake up. Good morning, good morning, good morning. It is a wild wacky Wednesday here in Manhattan, New York City. We're coming to you live from the Gas Disney Digital Studios. It's me, your other boy, the international superstar, Zach Amico. And I am just pleased as punch because across the table from me are two of my favorite people in the world of pro wrestling. He's been on some of the shows before. You guys know him. You guys love him. There is no God only schlack. No problem. Can we make sure his mic. He's on mic. Three guys.

[Slack]

My own three.

[Zach Amico]

There we go, guys for that too. Next to him, one of my good friends from over the years. We go all the way back to Capitol Wrestling. So it's been, I want to say like eight years. Our good friend. Welcome to the show Lucky 13. How you doing, dog?

[Lucky 13]

I'm so excited to be here, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you for being here, man. Let's knock plugs right out of the way. What do you guys want people to check out? Social media, dates, matches.

[Slack]

We got tangled web next.

[Lucky 13]

It was at the 20, 27th, I think 27. I have no idea. We're killing.

[Slack]

Yeah, we're already. We're already beat the game. Tangled web. CzW. It's me, verse. Lucky 13. The return of Tangle Web. It's been going for like eight years.

[Zach Amico]

And explain to people what that is real quick.

[Slack]

It's basically a gigantic mess of barbed wire in the ring while you're wrestling. There's trampolines instead of the tarp in the middle of the trampoline, it's barbed wire lacing back and forth. It's barbed wire crossings on the ropes. It's little miniature cages with barbed wire all over. It's just a slurry of fucking barbed wire.

[Lucky 13]

I asked them if they can make the ring explode.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, very nice.

[Lucky 13]

Fingers crossed.

[Zach Amico]

Very, very nice. And social media, anything else you Want to plug?

[Slack]

Www.nogodonlyshlack.com you can get chopped up by new band's merch on there. You can get any kind of slack. If you want slack flip flops, you can get flip flops. If you want slack T shirts, you can get slack T shirts. Anything with track on it.

[Zach Amico]

Excellent. Lucky. What do you want people to check out, my friend?

[Lucky 13]

I would really like people if they get an opportunity. This Sunday we're doing a Cannonball fest out in Sellersville, Pennsylvania. Absolutely. Fundraiser for our good friend Jeff Cannonball, who has als and it's all money's going to him and the family. So, you know, if you want to come out, check out a wrestling show and goes to a good cause. It's this Sunday in Sellersville, Pennsylvania.

[Zach Amico]

Very good.

[Slack]

Nay.

[Zach Amico]

If anyone from hears this and buys a ticket to that, send me a screenshot. I will donate and match your ticket purchase.

[Lucky 13]

That's so awesome.

[Zach Amico]

And I'll tell you, I'll do it day of. So just if you go, send me a screenshot of your ticket and what you paid for it. And I will donate that to Jeff's family as well. Thanks, guys for listening. Find me on Instagram @zachisnotfunny. Punchup Live Zachamico. For all my dates, I will be in Philadelphia July 10th at Punchline with Rob Stant and Jim Gillespie. And I'm staying another day because I got hit up by Sandman.

[Slack]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

I believe I am doing a live edition of the Sandman podcast where we watch an entire ECW pay per view with an audience at a bar.

[Slack]

Outstanding.

[Lucky 13]

Sandman has a podcast.

[Zach Amico]

Sandman does have a podcast. So if you want to come hang out at that, I'LL have details soon. And if you're listening live and you love the show, go to gas digital.com today. Use my promo code, ZOO Z O O. You save a little bit of money off your subscription. You get your episodes early ad free and uncensored. You get access to the live chat and the archives, thousands of episodes of all your favorite Gas Digital shows. And you get our Friday bonus episode that is only available to subscribers, as well as my other show, Zach Amico's Midnight Spook show, which is now exclusive to Gas. So if you want to watch the movie along with us, there's only one way to do it, and that is subscribe. All right, boys, we'll do a couple stories and then we'll talk about some wrestling shit. Let's start. Very fun. I'll take this one. Jelly Roll and Bunny XL have split. He's filed for dessert. Divorce. And I Filed for dessert. They have filed for divorce. And supposedly there is a reason for the split. Shannon.

[Shannon]

So what they're saying the reason is is that Jelly Roll has been leaning into his, like, Christian faith publicly.

[Slack]

And so the ex hooker isn't cutting it anymore.

[Shannon]

That's. That's exactly it.

[Zach Amico]

The ex hooker who paid for his rehabilitation.

[Slack]

Right, right.

[Shannon]

So, yeah, the fact that she still, like, openly speaks about sex and kind of, like, is on the side of sex work, that's what they feel is kind of getting in the way of his image.

[Zach Amico]

And now, if I'm correct, she got him through jail and rehab, got him his kids back.

[Shannon]

Yeah, that's true.

[Zach Amico]

And was his ride or die.

[Shannon]

Yep.

[Slack]

I mean, I guess she had to contribute a lot to get the ex hooker to.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Slack]

So that's a large hill to climb.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know how you guys feel. I feel like the door is closing quickly on Jelly Roll.

[Slack]

It's. It's, I think, currently open.

[Zach Amico]

He. I think he has some naughty boy allegations are coming.

[Slack]

Oh, you mean close like that, like the back door?

[Zach Amico]

I think he has more to his past than we're aware of, and he is kind of hidden behind this Christian country thing because supposedly he. When they were together, I've heard he might have been running girls.

[Slack]

Is that how he met the love of his life?

[Zach Amico]

Quote, it would not shock me, but supposedly there are many. I've. Somebody compared him to Epstein and Glenn and said that he has a lot of shit. That because he watch McCall, it. He, like, subpoenas people. He gets clips ripped down like, oh,

[Slack]

he's got juice like that.

[Zach Amico]

He's got A, he's got a team, okay. That's ripping shit down as it comes up. So I think he knows the walls are closing in, I think just like you guys would know.

[Slack]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, trust me.

[Zach Amico]

Listen, Wait. I'm not going somewhere bad on this. When a wrestler maybe is starting to get a bad reputation, okay, it kind of swings around. It kind of swings around the inner circle first.

[Slack]

Sure.

[Zach Amico]

And everyone has an idea of. Oh, like I remember years and years ago, us all hearing. There's reporters hanging out asking everybody about this Aziz Ansari guy.

[Slack]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

And this was like three or four months before that article dropped.

[Slack]

You. You had the inside scoop and people

[Zach Amico]

are like, Aziz is next. Right. I mean, where is Aziz now?

[Lucky 13]

Yeah. I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, fine. He got. He. It was. When you read it, it was just a really. Shit.

[Slack]

Sure.

[Zach Amico]

Indian guy is rude to woman. Shocking. But there's been a few comics that we kind of get. You kind of get an idea who's

[Slack]

being who's next or who they're.

[Zach Amico]

Who they're gunning for.

[Slack]

Right, right, right, right.

[Zach Amico]

And supposedly he's been one they really want. And Shannon, do we have a clip of him not knowing he's being recorded that I sent to you?

[Shannon]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Let's check that out.

[Slack]

So he's padding. He's fluffing with this much work and help. Just like Jeffrey Epstein, Ryan Upchurch has jelly rolled with his wife to handle his dirty work. We're calling it Operation Infiltration. We're going to take over. We're going to get a building down. We're going to take over. We got one of us there. The only hadn't changed. Send me that screen shot then. My wife nicked that in the ass, dog. My wife is a savage gangster. That soul dude, she will clear. Somebody really brag about that.

[Lucky 13]

He's talking very highly of her.

[Zach Amico]

And what was that Howard clip?

[Slack]

Shannon? It.

[Shannon]

It goes on to. Because what they're talking about here. But this chick posted the video is about how she feels that Bunny has been, like, manipulated by Jelly Roll and she's like, stood by him, yada, yada. So there's a few clips. So stand by that if you want to see it.

[Zach Amico]

Why not?

[Slack]

Sure. It's a home so his daughter could

[Zach Amico]

live safely and well. And you must have said to yourself, I am doing everything for Jelly Roll possible. And he's still betraying me. Do you carry a sense of, I

[Slack]

love him, but I can never fully trust him.

[Zach Amico]

I want to Be clear. When we went through that entire situation, I had to look inside and be like, what's attacking these men? Because this seems to be a huge pattern in my life. And I needed to look at the baggage that I brought in from that abusive relationship. And not that I'm making excuses for him, but most of the time when men cheat, women want to point the finger. They just want to be like, it's your fault.

[Slack]

You did this.

[Zach Amico]

I'm perfect, and I didn't want to do that. Hold on, hold on. That is Stockholm syndrome. But she says most of the time when guys cheat, the girl thinks it's his fault.

[Slack]

Right, right.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, of course it is.

[Lucky 13]

I mean, I'll give her credit. She seems like a fucking ride or die, so.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, she definitely. I think he's gonna pawn off some of his past behavior on her and say she was a bad influence. That's a different time in my life. I've now moved on.

[Slack]

I found Christ, by the way.

[Zach Amico]

He will be with a new chick quick. Do you think she will be very consistent? She will be a much more. Charlie. A much more acceptable partner in that world.

[Slack]

I mean, I wouldn't doubt it. Needs cover. Yeah, he needs cover.

[Zach Amico]

I think it's. It's because people forget. He played a lot of gatherings. He was in that world.

[Slack]

You even know? All right, all right, all right.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he.

[Lucky 13]

It was old lady come like acid at the gathering. All up, walking around.

[Zach Amico]

You know, supposedly he's enjoyed the times.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But I do think. I think that we're gonna find out more about Mr.

[Lucky 13]

Roll.

[Slack]

Which ice tea's wife's name?

[Zach Amico]

Coco.

[Slack]

Coco, do you think? Does she go to all his shows like Coco does? I see shows.

[Zach Amico]

I would assume so. She was at. We played Gang Fest. Right. Shannon?

[Shannon]

I can't. I don't remember. I don't remember.

[Zach Amico]

He came to Skank Fest a couple years ago.

[Slack]

Coco was in the locker room with us at barbecue. Eat the Turnbuckle played barbecue. And she was in the back. She's cool as.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah. She was at the. When he did the Every Time I Die Christmas show, she was there.

[Zach Amico]

You're, like, a little lucky.

[Lucky 13]

Oh, sorry. She was at the Every Time I Die Christmas show. The last one they did, she was

[Slack]

doing, like, booty shaking contests and.

[Zach Amico]

Rvd's wife does a lot of booty shaking. We were in Vegas and there was a table that I just walked in on, and it was just rvd, his wife, and four black midgets.

[Slack]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And I just wanted to. I don't Know what this is, but I love it. It's a great story. Whatever it is. It's great. Did you guys see. I don't know if I called this match. Did you guys see RVD just fucking blast Kenta in the face. Mania Weekend.

[Slack]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, dude, it was so fun. I don't know what you called the match? Yeah, I was on commentary. I was told that before he punched Kenta, apparently he turned to his partner and went, watch this. So I do not know what Kenta did to slight him.

[Slack]

Did he have to do anything? Mania Weekend.

[Zach Amico]

It was just so funny because Kenta threw a leg kick and RVD just went, oh, pow. And we went. He just punched. You hear me on commentary? Go. I think he just punched him in the nose.

[Lucky 13]

I mean, Kent is not exactly known for working light either, so.

[Zach Amico]

No, he wasn't. I have heard he requests it now for very obvious concussion reasons. Well, I've heard he's a big no bump tonight.

[Lucky 13]

That's me. Every night.

[Zach Amico]

You know, I've become a real. That doesn't work for me, brother.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Lucky was with me. We did a show that was in somebody's yard. It was, like, in the woods, and they wanted me to take an apron bump.

[Slack]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Onto gravel.

[Slack]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

With just a tarp over it.

[Lucky 13]

And I was like, why was this X brand wrestling?

[Zach Amico]

Yes. And I went, why? And they went, be good spot. I'm like, or I could just not

[Slack]

get the 500 views on Instagram.

[Zach Amico]

What is the. I don't really see. And they're like, no, you just fall off the. Just take a. Just fall off the apron. And, you know, the ground's fine. I was like, no, this is hard rocks. Fuck that. I didn't want. I don't want to do this on a mat.

[Slack]

I can't. I have really no frame of reference or leg to stand on because I do some extremely, extremely dumb, stupid shit. But, you know, I.

[Zach Amico]

But you know what? You're much better at it. I am a big.

[Slack]

That's why you paid the big bucks.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I have a huge post.

[Lucky 13]

I'm pretty sure I took a cinder block bump that. That match. We didn't do it in the ring. We did it outside the ring on the grass, which a terrible idea because the ring we usually bounce and give, and, you know, the cinder blocks don't hurt as bad. But when it's just hard ground, I was like, oh, that was a terrible idea.

[Slack]

Gymnasium floor, where it's like just solid marble or whatever.

[Zach Amico]

The.

[Slack]

That floor, that flat, smooth concrete that Take those bumps.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I, I, I was very, When I used to play music, I was very reckless. I did a lot.

[Slack]

No way.

[Zach Amico]

No way. I did a lot of diving and I have a few just, I would call it the way Foley used to jump for the Cactus Jack Crack Smash. Right. You just land on your tailbone.

[Slack]

Sure.

[Zach Amico]

And I had one or two where I was like, I just shit my pants. I took a splash on concrete from King Jeter years ago.

[Slack]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

If you remember, you know Jeter.

[Slack]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

At the time is when he was big too, when he was just a hair under five hundo. And he gave me a splash on concrete and I was convinced a log shot out. I was like, I hoped it was. And not an organ.

[Slack]

Yes. You ever show yourself?

[Lucky 13]

I was so worried. I was just about to say at Cage of Survival, because I had to before the match, but, like, I didn't want to go out to like take a dump, like where the fans are and stuff, because I wasn't going to take it in the Porta John in the locker room or whatever. So, yeah, when I took the, the Mishinoku driver, the body slam off the top of the cage through the glass, the first thing I thought of when I, when I hit, I was like, thank God I didn't shit myself because if it was going to happen, that was it. When I landed. Bam.

[Zach Amico]

Have you watched somebody shit themselves?

[Slack]

Yeah, I've wrestled other people shitting themselves, but I haven't personally myself, which is crazy because I got like really bad ibs. So you would think on a long enough timeline I would have shit myself. But currently that hasn't happened.

[Lucky 13]

That's all they themselves.

[Slack]

Jimmy Lloyd.

[Zach Amico]

That was before the match.

[Slack]

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[Lucky 13]

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[Zach Amico]

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[Slack]

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[Zach Amico]

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[Slack]

Ok. That would be the place to

[Zach Amico]

shit yourself via Dan Moff Chop and Dan Moff just fucking crack. And you just watch the brown stain.

[Slack]

It's funny.

[Zach Amico]

Expand.

[Lucky 13]

Moff is coming up a lot today.

[Slack]

On the ride up here, we were talking about Moff came up. I have a thread with him on Facebook and it has got to be. If the police seen this fucking thread, I would get questions, they would bring me in. It's got, you know, like trannies jerking off on airplanes. Like a Chinese guy fucking a dog to death. He's a sick motherfucker.

[Lucky 13]

Boff.

[Slack]

That guy rules, dude.

[Zach Amico]

I love my favorite thing about Moff is the way he sets up, like in a lot. Like he just picks a corner of the locker room and he's like a lion. But then it's also the smell of the hot stuff.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You know, he's there before he's there. And he's always just sitting in the G string. It's such a dominant move.

[Slack]

Gorilla.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Who's going to. Hey, sir, could you put on pants?

[Slack]

The baby oil. He. Dude, he lost a lot of weight.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he looks really good.

[Slack]

Yeah, he looks really good.

[Lucky 13]

He sucks to wrestle. He hurts.

[Slack]

Oh, he hurts.

[Lucky 13]

He really so bad. Yeah.

[Shannon]

Who.

[Zach Amico]

Because my answer is so stupid. Who has hit the hardest?

[Slack]

There's this dude, you know, Viking from China. It's because he's not either. He doesn't weigh much. He's a skinnier dude. But he broke his hand and he has a metal plate in the side of his hand. So when he chops you, it feels like the guy's holding a roll of quarters.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Lucky 13]

I remember actually Grant used to say Viking was the worst. I never actually wrestled Viking, but I mean, I was gonna say maf is up there.

[Slack]

Yeah, Moff is definitely up there. But I mean that, you know, that's like I said, he's got a metal plate in his hand.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah.

[Slack]

That feels like you're like, yo. You wouldn't expect it from a dude that weighs 165, 70 pounds.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah, I think most people would actually be surprised. Most Deathmatch workers are actually like really light with each other. Yeah, it's it's like the guys that take it, I got to be a pro wrestler that. Other ones that, like, legit, like, you're like, bro, it's fake. Relax.

[Zach Amico]

I've had both. I've. I've been with the more MMA got like, Matt Makowski. Great. Like a fucking. Not I. What a pro. The person that hit me the hardest was a chick. Really. Ronnie in the wallet. Ronnie Nicole.

[Slack]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

I think it was like Big Kaiju for a while or something. They called it up.

[Slack]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, it was exactly. You could tell I helped book it because it was. I called it a two and a half man tag. I was a partner. And then there was a girl on the other side. Right. I figured that made it even. And I literally. I got my ass kicked by Chuck Payne, who couldn't have. I mean, worked great.

[Slack]

Big Chuck, right?

[Zach Amico]

The nicest guy.

[Slack]

What happened to him? He, like, bought a motorcycle.

[Lucky 13]

He had medical issues?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I believe so.

[Lucky 13]

I'm not sure what's going on with

[Zach Amico]

him, but he took great care. Couldn't have been nicer. Walked me through everything because I didn't know what the fuck I was doing, right? And then he's like. And you're going to take a spear from her in a Vader bomb? I'm like, great, dude. This spear knocked my dick in the dirt. Then she drags me in the corner and didn't tell me she was gonna step on my stomach to get to the rope for the Vader bomb. I felt parts of me, like, rearrange. It hurt so bad. People thought I was doing, like, overselling heel bit. I army crawled to the back.

[Slack]

She put my spleen in my colon.

[Zach Amico]

It hurt so.

[Slack]

Fuck.

[Zach Amico]

Fucking beyond anything anyone's hit, any weapon. I've been hit with fucking Jeff splitting me open fucking six ways to Sunday. That foot on my stomach hurts so fucking bad.

[Slack]

I could imagine that sucking.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, my. Anything tense up, I probably would have been better, right? But holy.

[Slack]

Anyone ever put the light tube in your mouth from behind you, like camel clutch and break it in your mouth? You ever do that?

[Zach Amico]

Jeff did that on my forehead. That's why I have the big scar I have.

[Slack]

If you do it in the mouth, like, the trick is to breathe out when it's happening, but sometimes you don't think of that. That fucking. I don't have front teeth, so the glasses shoots right in the back of my throat. I'm like dry heaving in the fucking ring.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, that blows.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. My big cut was from Jeff doing that. He split it on My forehead and it broke. Jagged.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You know, while we're here. What? Let's do it. Jeff.

[Slack]

Jeff's like, soda review.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. Yeah. He said, he goes, it makes me glad I'm dying. Uh, let's talk about terrible injury. Let's. Let's talk about some of our worst wrestling injuries. I brought one for you guys. This is pre wrestling, but I thought you'd be impressed. Okay, Shannon, can you bring up my spatula branding?

[Lucky 13]

What the fuck?

[Zach Amico]

This was my chest.

[Slack]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And we were at New York City Zombie Crawl playing a game called Strip for Pain where the Burning angel girls would give you lap dances if you passed physical challenges. And they were burning people with the side of a spatula. And I went, oh, you guys should brand me because I'm an idiot, right? And they put a spatula out over the crowd and like five lighters.

[Slack]

You still have that score.

[Lucky 13]

That looks a terrible idea.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And dude, when I tell you, it sunk and it was just like, it was like, wow, that really goes deep. And then I'm like, oh, no, that's in me. And he took it out and like part of me went with it and I. That was bad. That was huge. That was a brutal.

[Slack]

You know, one thing, I don't have a lot. I mean, I've done a lot of fire, but I don't really have any major burns. Not going to.

[Lucky 13]

I actually, I. I usually don't with fire. That's like the one thing I'm like, nah, I'm good. You don't have to let the table on fire. Like, that's the one thing I always say no to. I'm pretty dumb about stuff, but when people are like, can we light it on fire?

[Slack]

I'm like, I light myself on fire, but I never had any actual severe burns from it. Like brig. His whole fucking head.

[Lucky 13]

Did you see the last thing? Yeah, that was crazy. When his head caught on fire.

[Slack]

Did you see that Masada dude, He had he third degree burns, blowing the fireball.

[Lucky 13]

Well, it's outside, right?

[Slack]

Right on fire. His beard caught on fire for literally about 40 seconds. And the third degree burns, all his face, all of his neck, arm. He goes in the back. I'm sitting there, I'm looking at him like, yo, dude, you're right. He's like, yo, let me get a beer. I'm like, sure, you shouldn't go to the hospital? He's like, just let me drink a beer first. He's like, you think? I'm like, yeah, you think? Dude, look like instant fucking suntan dude, he. He. All the skin. They. They said he went in the hospital and they had, like, a wire brush and they're scrubbing all in the fucking burns all over his face. Scrubbing with wire brush.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, that's gotta be.

[Slack]

Get all the dead skin off and shit.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he's let. That would do its own.

[Lucky 13]

And.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, boy, that took forever.

[Slack]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Lucky 13]

My fear of is getting knocked out, going through, like, a table and just being, like, knocked out in the fire and, you know, because, like, no one's gonna save you.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I get very. I, I. Because I do so much with JCW with two tough Tony's finish. The. The fire. The meteorite.

[Slack]

Yeah, yeah. The punch.

[Zach Amico]

It's so great when he does it to people with hair because everyone in the arena knows it's real.

[Slack]

Right, right, right.

[Zach Amico]

Because you smell it immediately. It's such a great gimmick because there's no one questioning whether or not it was real.

[Slack]

Right, right. I usually do the flaming elbow, and I could smell the hair burn off my arm and I guess my upper shoulders and back. Italian.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it happens. It happens to the best of us. So I would love some of your guys. What would you say the most painful or most spectacular injuries?

[Lucky 13]

My. I. You can find it on YouTube that I have, like, a whole. It was like, 36 stitches right here to where a light tube looked like I actually got, like, stabbed. And, yeah, it literally looks like I was, like, shot with a shotgun. It's just a hole. Yeah. Broke, jagged. It's absolutely disgusting. Yeah. Look it up on YouTube. I'm sure.

[Zach Amico]

What should she search?

[Lucky 13]

I have no idea. Lucky 13 injury.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, well, you can search that at the time. Slack, what do you got for us, dog?

[Slack]

I mean, I got it. I know you.

[Zach Amico]

I'm sure you got it.

[Lucky 13]

I mean, I'm bleeding. My back's back bleeding every. Every single weekend. Like, it's just.

[Slack]

See this scar right here that goes through the tattoo? They had, like, a wine rack with light tubes going through it. And the. The first spot, I turn around and take a spear into it, and I went through them. Well, the person made the holes too. They drilled the holes out too tight, so the light tube ends stayed in there when I went through. And when I sat back up, it went cut like that. And I turned around, it was Neil Diamond Cutter. And I turned around. Look at him. He's like, pin me right now. I'm like, whoa, is it that bad? And, dude, I got up, and there's a girl. I knew it. Was bad because I got out of the ring and a girl saw my face. She went instantly.

[Zach Amico]

And then she saw the cut.

[Slack]

Yeah, yeah. And I looked in the mirror, dude, you could see the white part of my, like the bone in my face and shit.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, you're lucky you lose your eye.

[Slack]

Oh, it was bad.

[Zach Amico]

Close.

[Slack]

Immediately went to the hospital, got the stitches on the ride home. The three hour ride home and about an hour in my eye looked like Balboa in the ninth round. It was completely like Toporia. I don't know if you saw that match, that UFC fight. His eye completely shot like that. I wish I could bring it up, but it's. I'll give her the picture after so they can put it on the screen. As bad I had sit out power bomb on a, on a.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, filing cabinet. I remember that.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And you hit the corner of it.

[Slack]

Well, no, no, no. You know how they have the partitions that separate like it was like a four drawer filing cabinet and in the middle they have just 1 inch by 1 inch square poles that separate out that the drawers slide in. Well, we had it on the side and I choke bombed Murdoch on it and sat out with it. When I sat out on it, all my weight crushed the side of the filing cabinet and the flat, blunt 1 inch by 1 inch square pole shot up through it. Went about 5 inches through the back of my thigh.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Slack]

And I stood up. It was like, you know, quick. I didn't really feel it. And I stood up and all of a sudden it felt like someone threw like a cup of hot coffee in my lap, like, like pissing myself. Like, oh, if I'm bleeding, that's way too quick to feel that. I stood up and like that black, deep, viscous blood's pouring out out of my pocket. And I went another three minutes. Then I went in the back and I was basically bleeding to death. They got belts to cinch off on the top of my thigh and they were like, you know, because that's like major fucking heart, your femoral right there. And I wouldn't have been able to walk. Right. I went to the hospital. But the muscles in the back of your thigh are in a Y and it went right in between the two back like about five inches deep. And you know, like I said, I'll show you pictures of that too. And slide out was like a gunshot wound. And ironically, when I was in the hospital, there was a gunshot like crime that happened. And there was about six or seven people in the waiting room with gunshot holes and they Thought I was a part of the, the crime scene. They're like, are you, did you get shot too? I'm like, no, this is self inflicted wrestling.

[Zach Amico]

I sat on a filing cabinet.

[Slack]

Right? Right.

[Zach Amico]

I, I, I, I sat on a filing cabinet with my friend.

[Slack]

Right. Kind of hard to explain.

[Zach Amico]

You got any others you want to do?

[Lucky 13]

Yeah. I also had Scotty Vortex power bomb me on a ladder. We had the ladder like up on an angle and the way the tubes were taped, they were taped vertically instead of across. So when I landed on the ladder, I like slid down it and just a huge cut in the, like my back. It looked like someone took like an ice cream scoop and just scooped out like a piece of my skin. And I remember as soon as it happened, I like walked away around the side of the ring holding my back and Grant Danny Havoc came out and he was like, you need to cover that real fast. Like it's bad. And they ended up like taping me up and towel, towel, putting a towel on it and taping me up and. Yeah. Finished the match after that.

[Zach Amico]

And then you got hospital immediately?

[Lucky 13]

No, I didn't go to the hospital.

[Zach Amico]

Superglue.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah, I think we might have super glued it.

[Shannon]

I don't know.

[Lucky 13]

It looks like if you see my back, I got a big vagina.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Lucky 13]

Like right in the middle of my back. Yeah.

[Slack]

What about the one between your legs?

[Zach Amico]

Hey, are the one of the things that skews me a lot in death matches? You can tell me if I'm a puzzy. Those soda can boards fucking really bummed me out.

[Lucky 13]

Never taken those.

[Zach Amico]

I watched Nikki and lowlife Louie set one of those up and I'm like, that's not good.

[Slack]

I rather take a bum on razor blades like razor boards than the soda cans.

[Zach Amico]

Those freak me out.

[Slack]

That's like laceration, dude. You know what I mean?

[Zach Amico]

They're, it's not gonna be an even cut.

[Slack]

Right, Right. The even cuts heal quickly, but when it's like lacerated, it's all fucking, the skin's all mangled and those gross me out.

[Zach Amico]

So I was at the, the lowlife Louie Nick Gage in Jersey City where the commissioner shut it down and Nick Gage called the commissioner.

[Slack]

Yeah. Yeah. Nikki was. Or fucking Louie was so bummed that he couldn't finish it.

[Zach Amico]

It was like, dude, it was.

[Lucky 13]

Why did it get shut down?

[Slack]

Because Louis, it just, he hit him with the pizza cutter and it just filleted. Louis. Right. Open it.

[Zach Amico]

It was the opening box. Well, first of all, it was like, it was bad. It was A tribute to Lax. So it was old Lax versus New Lax. And it was. Dude, it was the fucking Puerto Rican Day parade, right? Everyone. It was. People were pumped. And then now Louie's gonna fight Nick. And every Puerto Rican in the back comes out with a. They got the flag. He comes out to Nelly, and he's fucking feeling. He's crying. Like, you could tell this is a big moment. And he just takes the pizza cutter out, goes. And it was like a slice of his head goes. And immediately, like, eight doctors run out and whisk him to the back. And then Jimmy Lloyd came out and wrestled instead. But, dude, he fucked a flap of him. Just. You saw it. Just a flap.

[Lucky 13]

When I get home, it was.

[Zach Amico]

The match was nine seconds.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It was all entrance.

[Lucky 13]

I can imagine. I can imagine how happy, like, Louis was coming out because he's such, like, a jovial person.

[Zach Amico]

So happy. He was so mad. This was such his moment. I felt so bad for the poor guy. All right, thank you for sharing. Shaq, did you have another one you wanted to share?

[Slack]

I'm trying to find that photo. You need to see my eye with this, because what was crazy, it was just a cut, but my eye was so fucking full and engorged with blood. I guess all the blood shifted into my orbital, and it was in. In 45 minutes. I just want to show you this fucking picture. Sorry. We know.

[Zach Amico]

We find. I had my. I had my. I got a. I got Pooty tanged with a belt buckle.

[Slack]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

On the subway.

[Lucky 13]

That was Pooty Tank never saw that movie. No.

[Zach Amico]

It's a black exploitation movie that the Chris Rock show made. Louis CK Wrote and directed it. And his weapon is his belt. Like, he undoes belt and uses the.

[Slack]

He's like a pimp.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And he uses his belt buckle, like, to whip people. And I was waiting on the ninth street station, and I was on my way to an event, and I was dressed like a lady.

[Slack]

So they're beating you with belts.

[Zach Amico]

And I turned around into a full belt buckle shot from behind that shadow. I only took a knee, which I'm proud of myself for, but my glasses exploded and my eye was completely shut.

[Lucky 13]

Just a random. Random belt attack.

[Zach Amico]

And then he ran. Yeah.

[Slack]

Jesus Christ, dude. Look at that.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, can you show the camera right here? Show that camera.

[Shannon]

If you message it to me, I can share it.

[Slack]

Okay.

[Shannon]

I was trying to get these before the show.

[Slack]

I know.

[Zach Amico]

No problem. Shit happens.

[Slack]

I'm a piece of shit. Sorry.

[Zach Amico]

Don't worry about it. But, yeah, we'll Check that out. And thank you guys for sharing. I appreciate it.

[Lucky 13]

Oh, my injuries are definitely up on my. Yeah, my Instagram page. I know both of them.

[Zach Amico]

What's your. What's. Plug your Insta real quick. NJ Perfect picture next to it.

[Slack]

The other one. Look at the front view of that.

[Lucky 13]

Oh, that looks way worse.

[Zach Amico]

So much worse.

[Slack]

It wasn't. It wasn't a. A blunt hit either. It just swollen up because of the cut. Because it was just a slice on the side of my head.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah, the side view, I was like, ass. That's not that bad. And then they showed.

[Slack]

That was in 45 minutes after they put the stitches in.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, does that turn you on? Just a little scary. Come on.

[Shannon]

I'm scared that that's gonna turn into like and go to your brain or something.

[Slack]

I mean, something went to my brain.

[Zach Amico]

It's not. Well, it didn't go great, but we're here, we're hanging out.

[Slack]

I'm still alive.

[Zach Amico]

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[Slack]

Do you have a channel?

[Shannon]

I do not have it, but it does seem like. But thanks for acknowledging that I am later in my life.

[Slack]

No, that's.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon's got. It was just Shannon's 30th birthday, and she's feeling a little.

[Slack]

Congratulations.

[Shannon]

So it seems like this happens mostly, but not only to women that are currently, like, lactating and breastfeeding.

[Zach Amico]

So it could be, like, postpartum.

[Shannon]

No, but it's like. So I guess, like, in the process of breastfeeding a baby, there is like a oxytocin dump. Like, good. Good feeling, but then also, like a dopamine drop. And so it's like the. The dopamine drop is causing that sense of dread. And so what they're saying is that even when the baby is not nursing, but, like, you know, you. You are, like, in the nursing stage, that that's what could happen. And then when it's happening to women that aren't in this stage, they say it could still be something associated with this, but they're looking into it more to see if it's physiological or psychological.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Slack]

So the government has, like, funded, like.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Nipple studies.

[Slack]

Hundreds of thousands of millions of dollars on.

[Zach Amico]

Listen, if you're gonna get your doctorate and you're like, listen, I'm passionate about one thing, Right. I need to touch a lot of nipples. I need a lot. If you're into pregnant chicks, I mean, somebody's a genius, right?

[Slack]

Is there. Is there, like, a similar one for maybe a proctologist? Like, if someone grazes your asshole?

[Zach Amico]

I think that's just. That's called being in jail.

[Slack]

Okay. All right. Yeah. That would make me sad too, I guess.

[Zach Amico]

All right, I believe it. I believe it very much. Some women much more sensitive in the nipples than others.

[Slack]

Sure.

[Zach Amico]

You'd be surprised, Pierce, nipples, girls, not as sensitive as you think, in my experience. Usually you got to be very gentle with them.

[Slack]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Pierce Klitz, you got to be real gentle with. Yeah, yeah.

[Slack]

My experience with Pierce Klitsch, you gotta really beat him up a little bit. Really.

[Zach Amico]

I think we make love in very different ways, Schlack. Probably because you do it to women. I've had a. Yeah, I've had a few that had some big honker. Some real elaborate big ones. Right, right, right. And, yeah, usually they had to be pretty.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Have you ever had a girl that click out, like, would get pronounced?

[Slack]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I used to date a chick that was, like, gassed out of her fucking mind and. Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Lucky 13]

We all know who you're talking about

[Slack]

and substantially like, you know, by the

[Zach Amico]

way, I feel about that relationship the same way that a woman must have felt about Sandman. Like, ah, man. I really.

[Slack]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I thought this was a lateral move.

[Slack]

Pretty much. Pretty much. But, yeah, it was definitely lady thumb going there.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah. I could take a one and put particular that it would get, like, hard.

[Slack]

Yeah. It would get very inflamed and red.

[Zach Amico]

Like the girl I was with engorged.

[Slack]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Zach Amico]

And, yeah, that was a polite way of putting it.

[Lucky 13]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

By the way, I don't know if I've ever told you this. You're the reason my wife won't sit front row at shows, because I'm not that ugly.

[Slack]

Fuck.

[Zach Amico]

You and PCO were throwing chairs at each other's heads, and you came about three inches from us. And I was like, we're fine. And she's like, I'm never sitting that close again.

[Slack]

I'm glad I could do that for her.

[Zach Amico]

And then I. The first time I went to xpw, okay. She was asleep already. And I came home, and Body had sat me right in the corner. Not. I'm an idiot.

[Lucky 13]

So I said, actually, remember exactly where you were sitting.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. And I came home, and the next morning, my wife woke up and she punched me in the arm. And she goes, did you fucking wrestle? And I went, no. And she's like, get up now. And she's checking me. I go, what? She goes, you fucking wrestled? I went, no, I didn't. And she lifts the blanket. The whole bed was covered in glass. It was all still in my hair and in my sweatshirt. And I just came in and laid down, and I forgot that I was just covered.

[Slack]

Makes the whole thing more visceral.

[Zach Amico]

I loved it. I'm a big fan. I can't believe when I watch people take little kids. Yeah. And then they sit them on the

[Lucky 13]

floor, and I'm like, death Metros. Yeah.

[Slack]

I was gonna say, it's weird that you said little kids, because I was gonna say something about, like, a please touch museum with the glass. But then you said, little kids.

[Zach Amico]

I' I. I've seen a dad go about a match into an XPW show that the kid went, I want to go home.

[Lucky 13]

Not for me. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I don't. Yeah. I think maybe that's a.

[Slack]

Those shows were awesome, dude. Yeah.

[Lucky 13]

Loved xpw.

[Slack]

Dude.

[Zach Amico]

I'm friends with Body.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I don't give a.

[Lucky 13]

I remember him trolling the streets of Newark looking for drugs after a show. I'm like, Dude, I feel like Newark's not the place to be doing this.

[Zach Amico]

Like, he is when you talk about reckless.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I would put him on there.

[Lucky 13]

I no idea how he's still alive at this point in his life. Like.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I mean, he. He puked in your match.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Then you fucking beat the shit out of him.

[Slack]

I was like, dude, what the fuck? He was nervous having to wrestle me in the back. And he was like, dude, you shouldn't. Me telling you, you shouldn't be drinking that much. That's, you know, pretty fucking.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, He. He explained that. What? He was like, yeah, I got too drunk and I throw. What do you throw up off a power bomb.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Slack]

So then I power bomb them again onto a chair.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Lucky 13]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

That's it. Was that the finish where he was in the body bag?

[Slack]

No, that was Big Joe. Oh, yeah. Did he pierce his dick before the body bag or after?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, before. Before. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Slack]

Syringe. Yeah, through his dick.

[Zach Amico]

Which. Come on, who hasn't?

[Slack]

That's what I'm saying.

[Zach Amico]

Whatever.

[Lucky 13]

There's a lot of. A lot of uproar online for a while.

[Zach Amico]

I remember, you know, if. By the way, on XPW shows, I have definitely seen far worse. Full snatch, right?

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

When they. I saw Mickey bend over the one chick and put the ax.

[Slack]

Right. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Up her pussy lips. And I was like, no one complained about that, so you got to be fair.

[Slack]

Right? Of course, of course.

[Zach Amico]

Sometimes you see. Listen, it's a dick. Calm down. We're all adults here.

[Lucky 13]

Well, I think a lot of people were mad because there were kids at that show.

[Slack]

Yes.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

By the way, that's on the parents.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah, right.

[Zach Amico]

Especially take your kids to see people. Men drag each other face first through glass.

[Slack]

Right. And if you took them to see that and you know, it's xbw, you don't just, hey, let's go see some wrestling this weekend. XBW is in town. You know about xbw if you're a seasoned wrestling fan, it ain't just you start out on xbw, so you already know what it's about. So shame on you if you're taking a kid knowing that who Rob Black is.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, sorry. The guy who makes fucking shit porn.

[Slack]

Fucking right, Right.

[Zach Amico]

Side company upset you.

[Slack]

Right, right, right. And that's like not that crazy of a porn that Rob has made.

[Zach Amico]

I'm aware.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He does not. I don't think he cares for me. I tried to get a job there.

[Slack]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And he sent back a very nasty voicemail. Did he Really, I don't want to see him again.

[Lucky 13]

Get him out of here.

[Zach Amico]

And then he didn't. He uncomped me.

[Slack]

Really.

[Zach Amico]

I went to the next show and I was on my way and Bonnie was like, yeah, Rob told me he's taking all the comps away and you can't come.

[Slack]

What?

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. I think I got a big mouth. I tend to rub people the wrong way sometimes on first impressions. But, yeah, he did not want any part of me.

[Lucky 13]

I mean, it's a wrestling show. I'm sure you could just walk in and no one's gonna say anything.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no, but I wanted to. Like, work. I wanted to. I wanted to. I want. I wanted to do something. I wanted to. I wanted to manage somebody or commentary.

[Slack]

I mean, you're perfect for xvw.

[Zach Amico]

I thought. I thought I would be a very good fit, I think so. The funny thing is, I put up a thing because I always try and manifest jobs. Like, I wanted to do the gathering for years. Every year, the gathering would be like email and tell me you want me. So I did that with xpw.

[Slack]

Right?

[Zach Amico]

And I immediately got emails from three different porn chicks. I know. They're like, hey, he's really bad at paying people. Like, he ripped me off.

[Lucky 13]

Really? I never had an issue.

[Zach Amico]

I never heard that from you guys. But all the porn chicks were like, sure. He's like, you really got to make sure that check clears for people on xpw, great indie wrestling company and where I got to see my favorite word. But you know what? Then you haven't sat through a MAGA Butcher entrance. Because that is my favorite thing on God's Greener.

[Lucky 13]

I just saw him this past Sunday.

[Slack]

Yes.

[Lucky 13]

Connecticut. Together.

[Zach Amico]

He wrestled wrecking ball. Right?

[Lucky 13]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's a. That's a lot of America in one match.

[Slack]

That's.

[Zach Amico]

That's a lot of America.

[Lucky 13]

It's very patriotic. Yeah. Say that.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, we're wrestling.

[Slack]

Me and him are doing Zona 23. Me, Dylan and Mickey are doing Team USA versus Team Mexico on July 5th in Mexico City at Zona 23 in the junkyard.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. That's very sick. People that check out that company, it's really.

[Slack]

So I'm going to really USA it up. You know what I mean? Make them really regret bringing me down there.

[Zach Amico]

I think El Chlaco might make it.

[Slack]

Who knows? Who knows?

[Zach Amico]

For people who haven't seen that, they have a cool junkyard set up. It's very much like the WCW back backlot brawls.

[Slack]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Zach Amico]

Which I love. I'm a huge. People forget some of those WCW guys they had on the mid card were just murderers.

[Slack]

Yeah, it's amazing.

[Zach Amico]

You have, like, Regal, Mang and Finley just fucking swinging live around. Norman Smiley.

[Slack]

Yeah, amazing.

[Lucky 13]

Smiley was a legit badass too, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Fucking a monster. Yeah, dude. What was uwfi was the half shoot, half real one in Japan.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And fucking Little Guido.

[Slack]

Yep. Super bad.

[Zach Amico]

A month of fucking bad, motherfucker.

[Slack]

He. He fought Frank Shamrock.

[Lucky 13]

Drunkest I ever got before a wrestling show was with Little Guido.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, excellent.

[Lucky 13]

I was so blackout drunk, I don't even remember most of the match.

[Slack]

It was like last night.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah, yeah, pretty much.

[Zach Amico]

Have you ever told somebody they were too fucked up to wrestle?

[Slack]

Oh, no. Who am I to make that call? I'm like, here, you want to bump, dude, get you out of the rug.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, you got the banana boats coming.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Mine's my favorite coke scene in any movie is Flight. Have you seen Flight? Denzel Washington movie?

[Lucky 13]

Nope.

[Zach Amico]

He play. It's a real story. It's a pilot who was a drunk, but his plane wound up malfunctioning. And he pulled some crazy maneuver and saved everyone on the plane. Except one flight attendant was not buckled in and hit her neck on the ceiling and died. So they investigate him and they found all the mini vodkas in the garbage in the pilot thing. And they tried to say it was her, the lady that died. And they tried to get him out of it. So it's the story of him admitting, you know, that he. That it was him, even though he saved all these people. He takes the. He takes the hit. But they dropped Denzel Washington off at a hotel and they clear the mini bar so that he doesn't drink the night before the trial. And he realizes the room next to him is unlocked. And he finds the mini bar, and they find him just drunk out of his mind, bleeding out of his head. And they have to call his dealer, who is John Goodman. And I love in movies when a character actor has like two scenes for sure, and they just walk into the movie and walk back out. And he comes in with a fucking, like, satin jacket with a snake on the back with a ponytail, and he sells them coke. And it is the best. It is the coke. We can do it. Yeah. It is the coke scene of coke scenes in movies.

[Slack]

Take one step back, please. CeeLo, I need you outside guarding the door, please.

[Zach Amico]

Thank you very much.

[Slack]

CeeLo, what's going on? Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

All right, gentlemen, I need that table cleared.

[Slack]

Placed in front of Whip with a chair behind it now, please. I love.

[Zach Amico]

He just walked into the movie and takes it over.

[Lucky 13]

I feel like Denzel Washington right fucking now.

[Zach Amico]

She'll do.

[Slack]

All right, well, banana boats are coming, and I need a Cocoa Puff.

[Shannon]

A what?

[Slack]

Just take the tiniest little bit of tobacco out of the top of the cigarette, please. Amateur. Don Cheadle.

[Lucky 13]

Dude, that's why you got a guy's tournament.

[Slack]

Okay, baby, we're gonna. Do you ever see those Captain America, Don Cheadle? Yeah, small whiffs, first

[Zach Amico]

one on each side. Just a little primer. Get us started.

[Slack]

I wish I had a guy like this.

[Zach Amico]

I could call him like that. Also, check out Denzel's. No one ever looks at Denzel's pink.

[Slack]

What's wrong? Oh, he's got the fingernail.

[Zach Amico]

No, no, it's painted red. It goes the wrong way.

[Slack]

Oh, really?

[Zach Amico]

Look, watch his hand. In any movie, he's always playing with his pinky finger. He knocked it out of the socket playing football. And his hand. Literally. Watch him in any movie, and he's always doing this. It's because his hand goes the other way and he has to physically hold it there.

[Slack]

Jamie Josta has one thumb.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. He's on our network. And it took me a few times to notice.

[Lucky 13]

You know how many episodes of Tires it took me to realize Steve's hands are fucked up?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Lucky 13]

Like, literally like a season and a half. I'm just watching. I'm like, what's wrong with his hands?

[Zach Amico]

And I look at it, I'm like, oh, my God. Yeah, that's why he's always hold. So in that scene, you literally see him. He's got it under his hand, right? So he's all. He's always moving it.

[Slack]

When I wrestled Misato Tanaka, he broke his finger like that. And he didn't even flinch. Just continued. Wrestled the entire thing. We're in the back, his fingers, like, completely sideways. I'm like, you tough bastard, dude.

[Lucky 13]

Do you watch the NFL at all?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Lucky 13]

You know Booger McFarlane? Is.

[Zach Amico]

Is he the guy that got his finger chopped off? So you keep playing. No, I don't think there's one NFL guy who, in the middle of the game, he broke his pinky. And they're like, you can't play. He's like, what if you chop it off? And they're like, yeah, I guess you could play.

[Slack]

And he's like, that's an option.

[Zach Amico]

He just take it. And they just. They chopped his pinky off.

[Slack]

Taped it up in the middle of

[Zach Amico]

the game, in the middle of the game.

[Slack]

That's like some Civil War shit when like.

[Zach Amico]

Cause they were like, your hand's too broke to play. And he's like, what if I don't have that finger? Is that still a problem? And they're like, I guess not.

[Lucky 13]

No. Yeah. Booger McFarland's one of like the Fox analysts or something like that. Whenever he's on the screen, I was like, like, I can't not stare at his fingers because they're literally just all like crooked and mutated and warped.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, that's the. The few times in high school wrestling where you go to catch yourself all suplex and then your hand just goes out from under you and you watch. I. I had this. My pinky finger went sideways and this is as much as I can close it now. It was over here, dude. It just. It's one of those dumb ones. It's like breaking your toe.

[Slack]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Where you're like, I am fucked for so long. And I can't bitch about it because it doesn't look like shit.

[Slack]

Right, Right.

[Zach Amico]

Like I broke my toe real bad.

[Slack]

Can't do shit. If I fall, I would just fall

[Zach Amico]

because you don't realize you use your big toe to like balance.

[Slack]

Right?

[Zach Amico]

So I would just be walking and eat shit.

[Slack]

Sucks. We do. On our way up here, we saw, we went to go in the parking garage and some like 80 year old lady just head first right in the cement.

[Lucky 13]

Hilarious.

[Zach Amico]

Did people help her or did they

[Slack]

go, oh, we were just driving by.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, nobody helped.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah, yeah. She like. It was literally like the turret to turn into the parking garage and she just face first.

[Slack]

No, no hands out to protect.

[Lucky 13]

No idea what she. Oh my God.

[Slack]

When I get full New York, I

[Zach Amico]

like when I get crazy long hour jobs.

[Slack]

You don't help elderly people.

[Zach Amico]

Of course I would. No, I fall asleep sitting up. So like I'll write on stuff, but It'll be on LA time.

[Slack]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

So I'll be in meetings till like 3 in the morning and then I have to get up and come here and then I go back to that other job.

[Slack]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And I have a problem where I'll fall asleep sitting up, but I fall like the way a baby does where they don't know to protect themselves.

[Slack]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

So I will fall on the top of my head.

[Slack]

Oh. And I was gonna say, oh, head.

[Zach Amico]

Like watching a dolphin go into the water. But if it was just floor. And the amount of times I've woken up on the top of my head while we were at JCW in the Middle of the night, I forgot I was on the wall side of the bed and there was a painting and I went to get up and launch myself off the bed and I just headbutted the glass and destroyed was.

[Slack]

Who do they have you room with?

[Zach Amico]

They usually one of the other announcers now.

[Slack]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

But I have been in some pretty great rooms.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They've put me with. Sometimes I'm like. I think they're like, listen, let's save everybody else and put Zach, Willie and Kong in here.

[Slack]

Yeah, for sure. It's like an experiment.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. But a lot of room with Kong. A lot of room with Willie Mack.

[Slack]

Okay. Yeah. Willy's awesome.

[Zach Amico]

Willy's the cool. The second I walked out of Willie and Kong watching anime, I'm like, oh, oh, of course.

[Slack]

Right, right, That's.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I stay with Colby a lot.

[Slack]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Because. Yeah. I've been boy him forever. And who was I? Oh, I stayed with M Dog on the last one.

[Lucky 13]

Oh, I fucking love Matt.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Lucky 13]

I became a pro wrestler.

[Zach Amico]

What?

[Lucky 13]

He's the reason I became a pro wrestler.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Lucky 13]

Watching the old best to backyard wrestling tapes.

[Slack]

Hell yeah.

[Lucky 13]

Absolutely. Yeah. You know, solos and got into. Got into wrestling through the best of Backyard Tapes and then one day happened to see Holy Mdog 20s wrestling in Philadelphia for this company called CZW. Like, let's go see it. And that was the first independent show I ever.

[Zach Amico]

That's awesome.

[Lucky 13]

Was M Dog and Josh Prohibition. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's really awesome. Did you ever. What's the funniest? Old man like, should be out of the business, but is still just grinding. Do you guys have any good ones?

[Lucky 13]

I mean, I was on a show when Jake the Snake before he got sober.

[Zach Amico]

Good, good, good. Amazing.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I did a convention with Jake and it was a nightmare.

[Lucky 13]

And he. He introduced himself and he's like, hey, I'm Jake. Do you want to meet the Snake? And I unfortunately was like, sure.

[Slack]

I can go multiple ways.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah. And next thing I know, he turns around and he drops his pants and bends over and he just has his dick and balls hanging between his legs.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, good.

[Lucky 13]

Bent over. Yeah. That's how I introduced the Snake.

[Zach Amico]

That's like in waiting. Yeah, that's hilarious. He gave you the goat.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah.

[Slack]

You have a room with Necro. He walks around nude. Dude. It's like, bro, come on, man.

[Lucky 13]

I also, I got. I was on TMZ because I got Scott Hall Hammer drunk when he was sober for. Yeah, I know. What a great. What a great influence I am. He was sober for his like two or three years at the time time. And then he got kicked out of. It was the skate and Surf Festival at Asbury Park. He was there doing a. He was supposed to do a signing but we went to the bar and got blackout drunk and he showed back up and they wouldn't let him do the signing. And they went to kick him out of the venue. And you see like security and police like around Scott Hall. And I'm just in the back like this, like

[Zach Amico]

my. To the first ever indie show I went to, I saw a relic of a man, Surfer Ray Odyssey.

[Lucky 13]

Oh, I don't even know who that is.

[Zach Amico]

So we're talking jobber.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Of 80s.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he still came out to surfing USA with the board with the white paint on his nose.

[Slack]

Keeping the dream alive.

[Zach Amico]

He was grinding, dude. And then my favorite is I was on an indie show in Jersey and the mirror in the men's room was shattered. And I'm trying to put my stupid Paul bearer makeup on and somebody is just taking a protein dump that is ruining. They're just really, really doing damage. And Warlord comes out of the stall.

[Slack]

He's enormous still, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Oh boy, is he big.

[Slack]

Yeah. And imagine what his shits look like.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, I'll tell you what they smell like. It was. He changed the fucking thickness of the room. And I go, oh. And he had to put his warrior, you know, his shit on.

[Slack]

Sure, sure.

[Zach Amico]

So I went, oh, sir, I'll use my phone. You please use the mirror. I insist. So now it's just me and him putting makeup on in shit stink. And he looks over at me and it was the most of the wrestler like old man, he goes, kid, you start putting that shit on your face now you gotta do it for the rest of your fucking life.

[Slack]

You remember when Warlord had that? The half metal, like Phantom of the Opera. That's how I want to imagine him shitting. Oh yeah, the metal thing.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know, like Dr. Doom.

[Slack]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He's on his throne, right? And then he did, of course, my favorite old man thing, which is be the main event. Change it to the last match before intermission. Say your back hurts and have it turn into a tag.

[Slack]

Nice.

[Lucky 13]

Perfect.

[Zach Amico]

To which he did. No, he literally the other guy wrestled the whole match. He take a bump. He tagged in, came in big boo.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And full pay.

[Slack]

Full pay. Yep.

[Zach Amico]

And out the door before admission was over.

[Lucky 13]

Didn't even sell Merchant intermission.

[Zach Amico]

Didn't even sit at the table.

[Lucky 13]

Legend.

[Zach Amico]

Legend that. I mean, come on. I can't use the Amount of times I've seen by this hurts.

[Slack]

Right?

[Zach Amico]

Let's make it a tad that by this hurts. And it's like, I get it, man.

[Lucky 13]

We were just talking about that on the train when Scott Summers got hurt three minutes into your match.

[Slack]

Oh. And I just. He. We're wrestling. It is in Texas, San Antonio. Scott Summers, he got hurt, pulled something in his leg and he just. He's like, all right, tag, pin me. Pin me. Like, no fucking way, dude. So I just went another 10 minutes, just pummeling him and beating him with shit while he's on. He's like, my leg. So elbow drops on the leg, elbow drops, chairs on the leg. 30 light tubes on the face and leg.

[Zach Amico]

You know, hey, you don't gotta get up. Daddy will take care.

[Slack]

Right, right, right. Exactly.

[Zach Amico]

I'll wrestle around.

[Slack]

Right, right. I'll wrestle you. You don't gotta wrestle me. That's perfectly fine.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, fuck. That would be. As someone who's had a very bad leg injury. Right. Because you're in shock.

[Slack]

Yeah, for sure. And imagine just laying on the ground.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Slack]

In the middle. It was like, in the fucking crowd, too. So he's just laying on the ground with the chairs parted like the Red Sea, and all these people stand around him, and I'm just sliding in the ring, grabbing shit, coming back out, beating with it, sliding in a ring, dragging shit out, beating him with it while he's laying like a beach whale on the fucking ground.

[Zach Amico]

Do you guys think this dark side of the ring is going to be a huge deal for Necro?

[Slack]

I hope so.

[Zach Amico]

I think he's going to get a huge resurgence. I hope his social media does not overshadow.

[Slack]

I know some good stuff.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah, I heard him talking about it this weekend. It sounds very interesting.

[Slack]

I don't. Should I give it away?

[Lucky 13]

Tell the story.

[Slack]

I know the guy that drove him and to go to the, like, the meeting where they filmed. And Dylan, the night before, he was fucking, you know, hammered 30 pack, you know, typical trunk. And he's in there and he's doing his interview. He's like, I gotta go to the bathroom. And he goes to the bathroom. And when he's in there, they left the microphone on and he's in there puking and bowing. And he comes back out and he sits back down. So I hope they put that in the. You know, in the. Because that's totally necro butcher 100. So I hope they. You know, I can't imagine what that interview was like if he's puking in the Bathroom there must have been dying laughing, like, hearing him, you know, I

[Lucky 13]

hope it's a whole cut scene. Like Necro has to go to the bathroom. Now. We're gonna play the audio, so it's gonna be good.

[Slack]

I. I hope. I really do hope that, like, Tony Khan. Because Joe works for Khan now currently, right?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Slack]

So I hope if this gets enough noise. It makes no noise that they do a fucking.

[Zach Amico]

I would think, much like Gage got the match.

[Slack]

That's what I'm saying, right?

[Zach Amico]

That's what I hope this gets him. I hope it gets him a little

[Slack]

something like Dylan Necro told me that every time he sees Joe somewhere, Joe comes up, he's like, yo, thanks, brother. Pays his tab, whatever he's doing, you know, out of respect, because that's my

[Zach Amico]

favorite match of all time.

[Slack]

It's probably the best independent match of all time. I can't even argue.

[Lucky 13]

You think if Neck regrets the match on AEW tv, where's the fuck American?

[Slack]

God damn right. You know him.

[Zach Amico]

You know him.

[Slack]

Of course he's gonna do that.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah, the pajama pants.

[Slack]

There's no way.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, dude. He. He came to see Hillbilly. Brought Hillbilly. And Mickey and JJ came to one of my shows and they brought Necro and the kid that's hosted the show. They're in the back and they're being a little rowdy, but whatever. And the kid host show goes, hey, there's a. There's a real big guy in the back with American flag Zubaz.

[Slack]

Oh, he wore the fucking.

[Zach Amico]

And one of those Japanese steakhouse jackets. He's being real loud. Is he scary or can I tell him to shut the fuck up? I went, you're gonna bring him two more beers and say, these are from me and Zach. Thank you very much for being here, sir. He goes, that's scary.

[Slack]

I went, yeah, his name is the Necro Butcher.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that scary? Yes, that's scary.

[Slack]

Right?

[Lucky 13]

When we did one of the XPW shows out in la, had it the next day. We both had, like, a free day. My friend was living out in LA at a time, and I had him pick us up and brought me a Necro to a LA Angels game.

[Slack]

Nice.

[Lucky 13]

So it's awesome. He's such a huge baseball fan. It was awesome to go see a Major league baseball game with the Necro Butcher, like, sitting out in the. Yeah, the left field. Tawny was playing for the Angels at the time, and did you see him

[Slack]

with the double Mohawks? Now he's got The.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Lucky 13]

Awesome. Yeah.

[Slack]

Because it's. Well, he's netballed in the center, so

[Zach Amico]

it's like my favorite Necro thing I've heard is after an XPW show, he apparently held court for quite the evening.

[Slack]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they called the next day and he got everybody banned from the hotel.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because there was. They called, said, sir, there's blood everywhere. And Necro immediately goes, yeah, my wife had her period, sir. It's on the curtains in the cellar. It was because Hillbilly fell asleep on the wall.

[Slack]

Yeah. That was like, a really nice hotel, too. Like a big expensive one.

[Lucky 13]

Like, I always. I always feel bad that I'm gonna get charged at hotels for, like, bleeding all over the sheets.

[Slack]

Like, we go see the mattress, dude.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm. My back's just always bleeding, always bloody. Because I don't wear a shirt. Because I don't think Death match.

[Slack]

You don't put a towel down on the bed when you're laying.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah. Bleed through the towel, like.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Lucky 13]

But still, I mean, I try.

[Slack]

Courteous.

[Lucky 13]

I try, But I mean, until at least. And I roll around in my sleep. I'm all over, just.

[Zach Amico]

I destroy hotel. If I come in and pass out before I take that off, I am destroying the. I painted myself completely green for Skank Fest this year because I did. I was naked Shrek.

[Slack]

Where's Skank Fest this year?

[Lucky 13]

New Orleans.

[Slack]

New Orleans.

[Zach Amico]

And I, for Naked Roast, I painted myself completely green and I was Shrek and I got way too fucked up. I took my Zoloft way too late in the day and started drinking right after it. And let's say the lights went out and two people had to bring me back my hotel. And I just went to bed. Apparently in the middle of night, I got up and showered everything. And I stained the entire bed, the walls, the shower curtain and the entire tub green. And I went, I'm gonna get charged so much. And I left. And they cleaned everything and replaced everything.

[Slack]

Did you leave a tip, dude?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I gave him a hundred bucks.

[Slack]

Yeah. I was gonna say Esmeralda came in there fucking heated. Probably. She was probably. What the fuck?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, she must. They must have been bamboozled.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

No, I left.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

When I usually try.

[Slack]

They gotta scrub the walls after you're done in there. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If I. If I leave, if I'm in a hotel for four or five days, it's a minimum of 50 for me.

[Slack]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

One night, five, ten.

[Slack]

Yeah, I think.

[Zach Amico]

Because those girls don't make shit. They make per. Room they don't make hourly, right? So you got. Then you always, you know, if I'm drinking, I try and like leave them a couple beers. I've had one. I was at a line on the counter. I was at a shit hotel in Jersey. And I've never had this happen before. Again, I was by myself because my friend had left for the day. And the lady, the housekeeping lady, was like middle aged, okay looking Jersey broad. And she looks on the table and sees I had a bottle of Fireball. It was like 10 in the morning. She goes, you drinking? I went, I was. She goes, can I come in? And I went, yeah. And then she looks at my hand, she goes, you have a wife? I go, yeah. She goes, is she here? I went, no. And she sits down and starts doing shots. And she's like, can I hang out

[Slack]

here for a while?

[Zach Amico]

And I'm like, yeah, I guess. And then I'm like, I think this lady wants to fuck me.

[Slack]

Where's this hotel?

[Zach Amico]

It was Jersey Shore. It was in the Jersey Shore. And I only remember this place because it was the one night my friend Chris wasn't with me. And somebody tried the door in the middle of the night.

[Lucky 13]

That's always my fear, Ed.

[Zach Amico]

Scared the shit out. I wound up putting the chair up against the door and sleeping in the chair. Cause I straight up saw the handle go. And it had one of those, like long hotel windows, right? So I saw the body run when they saw the door was locked. And I was like, oh, man. Because I was like the only. It was in the middle of winter. I was like the only person staying there.

[Lucky 13]

I mean, I've been so drunk, I didn't even make it back to my hotel room a few times and just slept out, like in front of the hotel. I did that at WrestleMania when it was in Miami, the one year Brett Lauderdale just woke me up and I was sleeping on the. Yeah, the grass right outside. Yeah, I'm just sleeping outside the hotel door, like out on that little, like, walkway.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, okay.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah. Brett's like, what time's your flight? And I'm like, 9am why? He's like, It's 10:30. I'm like, oh, fuck.

[Zach Amico]

I've. I've fallen asleep in many a hotel lobby.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If I can't get what. I'm having issues. I've fallen. I've woken up inside the hotel in front of the door. Like I just made it in and then my body gave out.

[Lucky 13]

I got robbed in Buffalo. Cause I had to have a homeless guy Take me home. Because I was so fucking hammer drunk that I couldn't figure out how to get back to my hotel. So he. He came with me to give me directions. And then when he got there, he asked me if he could come upstairs and use the bathroom. And I'm like, sure, why not? You know? So I bring this homeless guy up to my hotel room, and I was like, dude, I got an extra bed. Like, if you want a place to stay, you could stay there, you know, instead of sleeping outside and being cold all night. Like, thought I was doing them a solid. And then I woke up the next morning and just everything was taken out of my wallet.

[Zach Amico]

When you give a mass a cookie.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah, that's.

[Zach Amico]

There's a reason.

[Lucky 13]

Whatever. I hope it got food or something.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, when you get a blowjob from a hooker, you put your wallet in the desk. You don't leave your wallet in your front pocket because they know how to do that.

[Slack]

Experience.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's a. That's a skill they've been taught.

[Slack]

Right?

[Zach Amico]

Right. Hey, you know what? While I've got you guys. Shane, let's end on this. I know we already covered it on other stuff, but I would love to show the boys Skrilla, the killer speaking to her mother, Shannon. So if you don't know about. There's a doc on this chick. She was driving with her boyfriend and the boyfriend's best friend from All Parent footage.

[Lucky 13]

Oh, this just came up on Netflix. Right?

[Zach Amico]

She just guns it, hits a wall, kills both of them.

[Slack]

Oh, I thought you meant Skrill, a rapper.

[Zach Amico]

Her name's something Shrilla. And so she says she has a sleeping disorder. They do blood toxicology. She's a little stone. That's it. She's not drunk. She's not fucked up on anything. And she's saying it was an accident. Some people are saying that the guy was. They were fighting and she was like, fuck this. Also, they found out she did a dry run of the route three days before in her car, but they have a recording of her talking to her mom in front of the police.

[Slack]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And this is leaked footage, and the second I heard it, I had an ear for it, and I want to know how quick you guys pick it up. Shannon.

[Shannon]

Oh, this is a. This is a prison phone call. This isn't the original one, but I'm gonna play this one first.

[Zach Amico]

Okay?

[Slack]

Oh, God. Oh, my God is right.

[Lucky 13]

Yes.

[Slack]

Which one?

[Zach Amico]

Bring up the other one where she asked. Can we tell the cops I had a seizure?

[Lucky 13]

Is she speaking? Carney is that what's going on.

[Zach Amico]

The other one is very clear.

[Lucky 13]

Huh?

[Zach Amico]

And I guess the dad came out and said that the mom is from. They are carnival people from a past generation. And, dude, listen to this diabolical bitch. The way she. And she's in front of the cops talking like this. And every artist was like, yeah, she's speaking gibberish. The second they started playing it, Shannon, what did I say? I went speaking Carney. Yeah, but you got to hear this other one is clear as day. I think it's the same one. It's the one.

[Shannon]

Yes, I know the one. One second.

[Zach Amico]

I'm so sorry. We'll end on this, guys. Thank you so much.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

For your time again. Please plug your. Your match. Coming up, the tangled web.

[Lucky 13]

June 20th, maybe June 27th, I don't know.

[Slack]

June 27th at the CZW arena in Philadelphia. Tangled Web. First time back in about eight years. Me versus him.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah. We're gonna kill each other.

[Slack]

We're gonna kill each other. I'm gonna hurt him really bad.

[Lucky 13]

I mean, you make some of, you know, your dumbest decisions with your best.

[Zach Amico]

Easier.

[Slack]

Yeah. It's so much easier to hurt your friends.

[Zach Amico]

It's so much easier. I don't want to. It's same with. When I do Roast Battle. Roast. Battling somebody you don't know sucks, right?

[Slack]

Of course.

[Zach Amico]

Roast Battle. Like, your friend is the funnest, right?

[Slack]

Because there's no rules. There's no limits.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Shannon, did you find it? It's a gibberish or a distortion of the English.

[Slack]

English language. It's kind of like, yeah, my sister would do that with my other sister. They speak pig Latin and ob, you know, ob. It's like. And they would combine both of them, and they would. Made their own language, and I was like, what the Are you talking? They would talk shit behind her.

[Zach Amico]

She says to her mom in the video, can you tell the doctors I had a seizure? And it's like, oh, I guess you're pretty guilty.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But I thought that was fucking incredible that. That got that far without anybody being like, that's Carney.

[Slack]

Right, right, right.

[Zach Amico]

That's. That doesn't take a lot.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And you know what? Let's do one more thing before we get out of here. Any other videos we can do, Shannon?

[Slack]

I keep thinking of that in the beginning, the. The Fever Dream intro you have to this show.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah.

[Slack]

I keep thinking of the black dude from the stuff with his mouth and that, like, overextended prosthetic dummy, you know, head. They made for that part.

[Zach Amico]

That is Chocolate Chip Charlie, played by Garrett Morris.

[Slack]

Garrett Morris was awesome. I think they're remaking the Stuff.

[Zach Amico]

Are they?

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It's gonna be a tough one.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's a. That's such a good.

[Slack]

Blob remake was awesome.

[Zach Amico]

The Blob remake is.

[Slack]

I think that's the best remake ever, in all honesty.

[Zach Amico]

I think it's definitely. Maybe that of the Fly.

[Slack]

It's definitely up there. I can't. There's no obviously fucking correct answer to this.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I think. I think that's a. It's a first ballot.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If you're gonna talk horror remakes. Yeah.

[Slack]

Blob.

[Zach Amico]

Cape Fear.

[Slack]

Cape Fear remake.

[Lucky 13]

These movies you guys have mentioned today, even when you were in the other room talking, I'm like, I haven't seen any of these.

[Zach Amico]

The Stuff rules.

[Lucky 13]

Fuck my son. That's not. I'm not gonna see that one.

[Zach Amico]

The Stuff starts in Antarctica. They find this big, big cavern, essentially, of white dessert. It's just a delete, like a fluff, right. And it becomes the most popular dessert in the world. And you find out it's sentient and it moves and controls.

[Slack]

It's like the Blob, but.

[Zach Amico]

It's like the Blob, but you eat it.

[Lucky 13]

Okay.

[Slack]

Yeah.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah.

[Slack]

You have to, like, you. You have to appreciate garbage.

[Lucky 13]

It sounds terrible.

[Zach Amico]

Sorvino's in it.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Garrett Morris is in it. Michael Moriarty's in. It's like there was this thing that, around that time, they would get really bad concepts like that, but get really good actors to play it serious, and it winds up becoming surreally good. And I would put. I would definitely put the stuff on that one.

[Slack]

It's like, what is that, 83 maybe?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, because he did. That's. That was a crazy run of that director because he did cue the winged serpent. God told me to. The Stuff. And something else that was fucking awesome. As Larry Cohen.

[Slack]

Yeah, sorry.

[Zach Amico]

I'm a fuck zero.

[Lucky 13]

I've watched zero of these movies, and

[Slack]

the worst the movie is, the better I like it.

[Zach Amico]

That is very true. All right, so I think we're gonna call it there in a second. But, hey, you know what?

[Shannon]

Oh, I do. Yeah. There's. There are two videos.

[Zach Amico]

What do we got?

[Shannon]

So there's the dad in the bathroom or the bungee jump.

[Lucky 13]

You know what?

[Zach Amico]

Let's do the dad in the bathroom. Let's get these gentlemen's opinion, because I think this is very clear.

[Slack]

You don't want to do the punching where they just throw the chick over the side.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, by the way, shouldn't have a. You know, let's do that.

[Lucky 13]

I saw the article.

[Zach Amico]

No, let's do that then. Because there is more to it.

[Slack]

Oh, is there? That.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know if you guys know yet, but, yeah, let's see the chick to the. Where is. Where was this bungee jumping thing against Shannon?

[Shannon]

Brazil.

[Zach Amico]

So they're in Brazil.

[Slack]

Are that checks?

[Zach Amico]

She's. She's bungee jumping. They just don't put the cord on her, right?

[Slack]

Yeah. That's all.

[Zach Amico]

They essentially, they just. They press slammer off a cliff, right?

[Slack]

You would think that you're right, right? You're bungee jumping. So the first thing on your mind might be apply the bungee.

[Zach Amico]

I think if I was bungee jumping, I'd be like.

[Lucky 13]

He'd be like, hey, you guys gonna put this on?

[Zach Amico]

You're putting the thing on me, right? So let's watch that real quick. Shannon,

[Lucky 13]

send it.

[Slack]

Oh, my. I didn't see the landing. Yo, didn't she live, right? She was in the hospital, so that's the story.

[Zach Amico]

They found her alive.

[Slack]

I'm gonna do that.

[Zach Amico]

A nurse ran down and she didn't make it.

[Lucky 13]

Yes. She's like, just kill me.

[Zach Amico]

But can you imagine going. I'm going bungee jumping. Oh, this is. Oh, no. Dude, you probably have three seconds where you realize she probably broke every bone

[Slack]

in her fucking body, right?

[Zach Amico]

That was a fucking flat head, dude.

[Slack]

I can't believe it was on ground. I thought she hit water.

[Zach Amico]

Shady, can we do one more time, please?

[Slack]

One more. What do you think the dudes that threw her were like. Oh, fuck, yeah.

[Lucky 13]

When do you think the dudes that threw her, like, realized?

[Zach Amico]

When they turned around and looked at the rope still there. So, yeah, they got charged, I guess they are getting charged with manslaughter.

[Slack]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Two of them ran and one of them got arrested on the scene. But they did catch the other two people trying to escape the country.

[Slack]

Did you hear the people. The best part of that is the people filming the video, they didn't even sound shocked when she just hit the ground. And did you hear.

[Zach Amico]

They're like, let's do it again.

[Slack]

They're just talking. Like, you didn't notice that your friend just fucking bounced off of the. Oh. Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

She got air, too, on that.

[Slack]

The people filming didn't go, oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

Or I think they didn't realize the thing wasn't on until maybe they thought

[Lucky 13]

it was a work.

[Slack]

Yeah, dude, look at crash test on.

[Lucky 13]

It's like, when you really get hurt wrestling. And they're like, oh, he's faking it.

[Zach Amico]

It's like that old joke. Two guys sitting at a bar on the top of a skyscraper. You know this one, the two guys are drinking on top of a bar, and one guy looks at the other and goes, you know, the skyscrapers, it's an anomaly of nature. If you jump out that window right there, you actually fall all the way to the bottom. But then there's a wind tunnel between the buildings that brings you all the way back up, and you come back through the window, and the other guy goes, that's fucking impossible. He goes, you want to bet me? He goes, absolutely. He goes, 20 bucks? Sure. And the guy jumps out the window, goes all the way to the ground, comes back up, sits back down, takes the 20. You see? Told you. The guy goes, that's amazing. I got to try. And he jumps, and he falls, and he dies. And the bartender looks at the first guy, goes, superman, you're a real dick when you're drunk. That. One time. Superman's flying over Metropolis, right? And he's got a fucking heart on. He's fucking. He's ready to go, right? And he's like, I'm gonna fly down and fuck somebody real quick, right? And he sees Wonder Woman on top of the hall of justice on a lawn chair with her leg spread, right? And he goes, some fashion speeding bullet. I can just fucking fly down there, come in a couple pumps, and I'm gone before she knows, right? So he's flying around. He sees her, flies down, boom, boom, boom, boom. He comes, he flies away, and Wonder Woman goes, what the fuck was that? The invisible man goes, I don't know, but my ass is. Is killing me.

[Slack]

Did you see. Did you see the video clip of the. The girl working the counter at the Dollar Tree in Philly?

[Zach Amico]

And, I mean, this is a recipe for success. Yeah.

[Slack]

It's literally, like, five blocks from my house. Some dude is in there, and he jerks off real fast, and he comes on her leg.

[Zach Amico]

I have seen this.

[Slack]

And he runs. She's like, he. You know, he nodded on my leg. He nodded on me.

[Zach Amico]

I have seen this.

[Slack]

He nodded on me. She starts crying.

[Zach Amico]

I had a dominatrix that. That happened, too, with a Hasidic Jew, and he tried to run out the door without paying, and two bouncers clotheslined him.

[Slack]

Was that a joke or was that real?

[Zach Amico]

No, that's real. Yeah. That was my friend Candace, and a guy came on her leg and tried to run out the door. And he got fucking lariated by a fucking giant black security gun. Knocked his fucking hat off.

[Slack]

Yeah, that was like five blocks from the house.

[Zach Amico]

Chad, let's watch that nut on the leg and then we're done. Sorry to keep saying we're done. I'm just having a blast.

[Slack]

He nodded on me and she starts crying.

[Zach Amico]

I mean that's intense dedication like that.

[Lucky 13]

Focus.

[Slack]

I know it's like two in the afternoon in a busy store. Some dude just walks up.

[Zach Amico]

I'd imagine he was three pumps away from coming.

[Slack]

He was probably working in the aisle.

[Lucky 13]

Yeah, we're talking about in the car. The 101 year old woman that got raped.

[Slack]

Did you see that?

[Zach Amico]

I mean I didn't like.

[Lucky 13]

How do you even like. Yeah, how get hard for that to like to do the raping.

[Slack]

It's a specialty.

[Lucky 13]

Like I don't.

[Zach Amico]

I think you gotta like get her to sweat and work your hands under her armpits and then rub it in her posey Sahara down there. What are you gonna do? Sharon, do you have the nut on my leg? So. Yep, he nutted on my leg.

[Lucky 13]

You got.

[Zach Amico]

Oh my God. He died it all earth.

[Slack]

Yeah. This is a great sample for a music that.

[Zach Amico]

That should be the beginning of a metal song. Or it could be a good hip hop song. He nutted on my leg.

[Slack]

Put like an auto tuner on it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he nutted on my leg. I was at the Dollar Tree. He nutted on my lip.

[Slack]

That's like five blocks from my house.

[Lucky 13]

It's got to be a horrifying experience.

[Zach Amico]

But he got away man. That Gooner guy killed himself. The guy that was in the car got caught jerking off in the driveway. Yeah, the drive thru. That guy fucking blew his brain.

[Lucky 13]

I'm sure. Now this guy got away with it once, he's got to try it again soon.

[Zach Amico]

Oh yeah, that's a. That's a string of crimes.

[Slack]

Yeah, that poor 20 year old girl, now she's like trying to better herself and she's at work and trying to work and make money and now she's just constantly probably, you know, in fear of some dude's going to run up and come all over.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, post traumatic spirit.

[Slack]

Yeah. Or maybe with her boyfriend they like reenacted like. Can you pretend like you come in a room and shoot the load on my leg?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, that would be great.

[Slack]

That would be hot.

[Zach Amico]

That would be so. Dude, that would be. You wouldn't have to fucking convince me twice, right? Hey honey, we go to Dollar Tree real quick. All right, thank you guys. For tuning in. Thank you to my Guest, Slack and Lucky 13. Please check them out. CzW, Tangled Web. Go check it out. And thank you to our friends in the booth. And we will be back with our bonus episode on Friday. All right, thank you.

[Slack]

Goodbye. So if the fun's begun.

[Zach Amico]

No sleeping in. Noon is morning time to him. Papa Mako. Chugging down just like your favorite old beast clown. Grab a call bear and join the crew. It's a Miko morning too. It's a commico woop woo morning too.