0125. Robbie Goodwin and JJ Liberman

Summary

Zac Amico's Morning Zoo - Episode 125

Guests: Robbie Goodwin & JJ Liberman
Release Date: July 5, 2026
Podcast Network: GaS Digital Network

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo dives headfirst into the week’s absurdities, strange news, and comedian world gossip with returning guests Robbie Goodwin and JJ Liberman. The trio brings their trademark chaotic energy to conversations about animal news, personal stories, comedy scenes, gender, sexuality, the evolution of stand-up comedy audiences, social media psyops, and classic movie coke stories. The atmosphere is equal parts locker-room humor, darkly honest overshare, and genuine comic camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points

Studio Chaos & Guest Intros

• 00:50 Zac opens with an anecdote about maintenance guys accidentally cutting studio power, “Ralph had to curse at them a bunch… There’s a live network!” (Zac)
• Warm welcomes for JJ (“You look good… I’m glad to see you get your flowers, buddy.” – Zac [01:54]) and Robbie.
• JJ asks if Zac would tell a guest if he looked like shit. “Yeah, of course.” (Zac [02:06])

Cultural Stories: Tattoos, Elevators, and Praying in Public

• Zac shares his tattoo stories and encounters with kids in his building; JJ describes witnessing a Muslim man praying in a busy Williamsburg street ([03:02]).
• Robbie adds his experience visiting Muslim family, “My grandma’s Muslim… she’ll just disappear around noon.” ([03:56])
• Quick family background: Robbie’s mom converted from Islam to Christianity, “She said she thought it was a sexist religion.” (Robbie [04:39])

Plugs & Upcoming Shows

• JJ: Two Goons Podcast, Comedy Store w/ Che Durena, and touring with Ryan Long (Boston, Rochester, Denver) ([05:20]).
• Robbie: Arena of Ideas podcast with Dalton Pruitt, Robbie Wood and, Littlefield show, Secret Porsche ([05:24]).
• Zac: Wrestling event at The Meadows, Punchline Philly, watching ECW Heatwave 96 with Sandman ([07:03]).

Animal News – Kangaroos Throwing Down

• Zac introduces a clip of kangaroos fighting, inspired by Tekken’s kangaroo character ([08:14]).
• Group discusses the classic viral video where an Australian man punches a kangaroo to save his dog ([08:34]).
• Movie history: “Kangaroo Jack, a supposedly heavily edited film—supposedly, a dirty movie recut for kids.” (Zac [08:49])
• Discussion about kangaroo boxing, and how WorldStar covers “kangaroo fights like two guys fighting” (Robbie [14:51]).
• Notable Quote: “They’re tripods… so they’d be out on their feet. And you could just fucking crack them, but then every once in a while, one would go, ‘What am I doing?’ and go back. If you see him go back on the tail—that means they’re gonna try and gut you.” (Zac [11:54])
• Memorable Moment: Uncertainty whether the kangaroos are fighting or playing—“Sometimes animals play by fucking each other up.” (Robbie [13:47])

Prison Tech & Contraband

• Conversation about what inmates can get in jail now: tablets, clear electronics, even TVs ([15:48]).
• “They make special [radios/players] to make sure you're not hiding shit in it.” (Zac [16:24])
• Brief talk about Rikers closing and infamous inmates ([16:55]).

Cancelled Stars & The Comedy Scene

• Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey’s legal troubles and comebacks, with wry observations about industry exoneration and gay rumors ([17:24]).
• “He got exonerated from one or two things, but I think the main one stuck.” (Zac re: Spacey [17:39])
• Elton John testified for Spacey—"Pretty crazy." (JJ [18:51])
• Further riffs on Hollywood, Comedy Store culture, celebrity dating (Kelsey Grammer’s romantic exploits, Bill Maher “must be exhausted”) ([21:00]).

Dating, Sex, and Relationship Debates

• Spirited discussion about dating types, breakups, and men vs. women coping mechanisms ([25:04]).
• “Guys actually take breakups a lot harder... you build a house, an identity... whereas a girl can leave a relationship and get over it pretty fast.” (Robbie [26:07])
• On comics dating each other: “As a wise man, my father Paul Amico said: don’t stick your dick in the cash register.” (Zac [27:40])
• JJ and Zac’s candid stories about hookups, bad reviews, and how sometimes “getting a bad review can accidentally get you laid again.” (Zac [29:51])

Beer & Roommate Anecdotes

• Zac describes his “beer snob” roommate with a type for Black women, and how he sent “erotic fiction” to dates ([34:43]).
• “You could always tell when someone’s old cum—like, a 20-year-old who has sciatica.” (Zac [34:16])

Kinks, Smells, and Drugs

• Sensory attraction and personal kinks (armpits, sweat, hair), differences in tastes ([37:33]).
• Drug tales, from accidental meth use to preferences for “weed and booze” over coke ([41:20], [45:52]).
• “She let me jerk off on her leg while I put my face in her armpit because I like the alcohol sweat smell.” (Zac [38:09])
• “I was sweating duck sauce. It was the thickest... most viscous sweat. She bounced to fuck a real man.” (Zac on his meth story [42:51])

Stand-up Comedy Culture & Shifting Audiences

• JJ and Robbie reminisce about the evolution of comedy club crowds—now younger, more female, “Instagram-friendly,” and less prone to edgy material ([51:53]).
• “I wish there was a little bit of Austin and a little bit of New York and it meets in the middle.” (JJ [53:05])
• “There are more than ever, I find that some of the edgier stuff is harder to execute in certain places.” (JJ [51:53])
• Zac recounts a woman confronting him after a set, demanding he admit his jokes were wrong: “I was like, I’m 100% going to do them again until my special’s out.” (Zac [54:19])

Social Media & TikTok Psyop Theories

• The group discusses possible TikTok “psyop” functions—different algorithmic content for Chinese vs. American youth ([58:04]).
• “Some people think [TikTok] is specifically directing people... in America it’s girls dancing, lip syncing—very low intelligence … but in China, it’s people excelling at sports, math, robotics... building up their children’s intelligence.” (Zac [58:12])
• JJ notes Meta’s hypocrisy banning sex workers while tolerating violence; TikTok’s early app being “all ass” and “really young girls” ([57:12], [57:52]).

Politicians as Sex Symbols

• The crew rates politicians like AOC and Gabby Shapiro for their attractiveness ([60:20]).
• “When people say she’s ugly, I want to get their brains and dicks checked.” (Zac on AOC [60:38])
• Social media: Instagram “mutual follows” on big-booty model accounts (Zac and Justin Wang) ([61:21]).
• “Whenever I click on them, I’m like gee, I wonder which black comics I’m going to see follow this.” (Zac [61:58])

Biopsychology, Attraction & Caveman Brains

• JJ probes the nature/nurture origins of sexual attraction; panel theorizes why some guys are into men, some aren’t ([69:00]).
• “There is a woman who can withstand the elements and raise my child and let me suck some titty milk out of those fat tits.” (JJ, deadpan [66:52])
• McDonald’s arch as “pair of tits or a fat ass” in our brain’s hardwiring (Zac [67:32]).

Movie Talk: Comedy, Coke, and Robin Williams

• Birdcage praised as one of the best written movies—comparison with modern lack of “grounded situation gay comedies” ([72:15]).
• Robin Williams’ specialty at playing small, grounded roles—tie-ins to Pineapple Express, Step Brothers ([71:54]).
• Legendary “coke movies” of Hollywood: “Blues Brothers had a full-time coke guy... But the biggest? Robin Williams' Popeye. They were ordering coke by film canisters.” (Zac [74:11])
• Brief on Jackass, Tom Green, “Slut Mobile,” Freddy Got Fingered ([77:00]).

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Memorable Quotes & Timestamps

• “Ralph had to curse at them a bunch… There’s a live network!” – Zac [00:50]
• “If you see him go back on the tail—that means they’re gonna try and gut you.” – Zac [11:54]
• “Guys actually take breakups a lot harder… you build a house, you build an identity… whereas a girl can leave a relationship and get over it pretty fast.” – Robbie [26:07]
• “Don’t stick your dick in the cash register.” – Paul Amico (via Zac) [27:40]
• “Getting a bad review in bed can accidentally get you laid again.” – Zac [29:51]
• “Old cum… you could always tell when someone’s old cum.” – Zac [34:16]
• “I went, yeah. And then I did it. And what she handed me definitely was meth… I was sweating duck sauce.” – Zac [42:51]
• “There are more than ever, I find that some of the edgier stuff is harder to execute in certain places.” – JJ [51:53]
• “I’m 100% going to do them again until my special’s out.” – Zac [54:19]
• “TikTok is China dumbing down the next few generations while building up the intelligence of their children.” – Zac [58:12]
• “When people say [AOC is] ugly, I want to get their brains and dicks checked.” – Zac [60:38]
• “Don’t let your brain gaslight your dick. She’s hot.” – Robbie [60:46]
• “I think my family had, my family’s still shocked to this day that I’m not completely gay.” – Zac [70:33]
• “The biggest coke movie of all time? Robin Williams, Popeye. They were ordering coke by film canisters.” – Zac [74:11]

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Notable Moments by Timestamp

• 00:50–04:03: Chaotic studio opening, joking around, maintenance stories, and guest intros.
• 08:13–14:51: Kangaroo fight phenomenon, the viral video, Tekken, and dark animal-fighting humor.
• 15:48–18:15: Prison contraband and the state of Rikers Island; Weinstein and Spacey legal news.
• 25:04–31:33: Sex, relationships, and the mechanics of breakups, including men’s vulnerability and comics’ dating woes.
• 37:33–45:52: Smell, kinks, and extreme personal hooks; Zac’s notorious accidental meth use.
• 51:53–54:19: Stand-up’s shifting audiences, the Instagram effect, and edgy material challenges.
• 57:12–58:56: Social media censorship, TikTok algorithm and “psyop” theories.
• 60:20–62:16: Politicians’ hotness, Instagram follows, “Brick shithouse” newscasters, and thick women appreciation.
• 66:52–69:00: Caveman brains, fat storage, breast/mother cues, and attraction.
• 72:05–75:12: Movie talk: Birdcage, Pineapple Express, and Hollywood’s cocaine-fueled productions.
• 77:00–79:36: Jackass, Tom Green, and memories of early-2000s TV pranksters.

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Conclusion

With an ever-revolving door of comic perspectives, Zac, JJ, and Robbie create an episode that’s the perfect mix of wild stories, stand-up shop talk, X-rated confessions, and sharp observations about modern culture. They jump freely from kangaroo brawls to the neurochemistry of attraction, savor the golden age of Coke-fueled Hollywood, and gleefully dissect everything from TikTok psyops to Instagram thirst-traps. Get ready for unfiltered, highly quotable chaos served with plenty of laughs.

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End of Episode Summary

Transcript

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[Robbie Goodwin]

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[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Wake up, it's time to go Zach Amico's got a show. Animals are here to play Jokes and guests to start your day Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coff and join the crew It's a morning suit.

[Zach Amico]

Well, good morning. It's a wild, wonderful wacky Wednesday here at the Morning Zoo. We're coming to you live from the GAS Digital Studios in beautiful, sweltering New York City. And it's me, your other boy, the international superstar, Zach Amico. I apologize that we're starting a little late. Some maintenance guys came and cut the power and shut off all the computers and the network and the cameras. And Ralph had to curse at them a bunch and then be very angry while they looked around and put a flashlight on, like, three things. And when. I don't know, man. I don't know. There's a live network.

[Robbie Goodwin]

You can't be serious. You can't be serious.

[Zach Amico]

Right now.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

We're a live network.

[Robbie Goodwin]

What is Realized Podcast.

[Zach Amico]

So that was our morning. But across the table for me, two very funny gentlemen from the Two Goons Podcast. Returning to the show. Very happy to have him back. Our great friend J.J. lieberman is here.

[J.J. Lieberman]

What's up, amico?

[Zach Amico]

How you doing, buddy? Good, good. You look good. I'm glad that you're doing so well. I'm very, very proud of you. You've always been a very funny, hardworking dude, and I'm glad to see you. Get your flowers, buddy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Thank you. Would you tell someone if they look like shit, though?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, of course.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Okay, cool.

[Zach Amico]

I do. All the time. Hey, Rob. You come on now. What the hell? No, you look great.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I didn't know it was him. I was walking in here and I had a shake and a coffee in the one hand and I didn't even like. You just look so normal today.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, thanks. Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, I think it is because it's so hot, right? Yeah, you just look like.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I'm sure. Yeah, it's cas.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's. It's brutal out and next to him. You guys know him. You love him. It's Robbie Goodwin.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Hey, everybody. What's going on?

[Zach Amico]

How you doing, man?

[Robbie Goodwin]

I'm good, man. I don't think I've seen the Barney in March tattoo in person. I really enjoy that.

[Zach Amico]

The other day, a little air boy in my elevator. Why you do that? To Bar Smoother

[Robbie Goodwin]

Why you do that to Drunk Barney?

[Zach Amico]

I forget that I have, like, naked ladies in my arms. My building from around 2 to 6 is just cavalcades of Muslim children.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, that's great.

[Zach Amico]

Jumping in and out of the elevator, going to different floors, and it is just. It is a nightmare. Like, it's a mom, then usually, like, an aunt and a Grandma, and then 85 kids at a time.

[J.J. Lieberman]

There was. There was a guy I saw, I live in Williamsburg, and he parked his car. Assume Uber driver, and he was doing the pray, like, right on the street. Like, he put the mat down on a busy street and was doing the

[Zach Amico]

prayers in the way of traffic.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, there's like, a bike lane.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[J.J. Lieberman]

And then there's the car lane. And then there's, like, you know where you can park? Right there. He put his mat right there behind his car and was praying.

[Zach Amico]

When you gotta pray, you gotta pray.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, Muslims don't really play about that thing.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, they got on a strict schedule.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Really? Is it. It's a time.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Oh, yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

My grandma's Muslim, so, like, when we were visiting, she'll just like. Like, disappear around, like, noon.

[Zach Amico]

Really?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah. And then, like, around 3:00pm disappear to her room, come back five times. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Do they have a thing in the house that shows which way Mecca is? Or they just now.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I. I think they probably Google it. I don't.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I don't know.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I haven't seen the actually. I mean, I don't go into a room ever. You know, I'm not in my grandma's bedroom too much, so. And I don't think I've asked either.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But you don't care.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, I guess I never thought to ask. It was just something I grew. I was just something I, like, grew up with, I guess.

[J.J. Lieberman]

And you didn't catch that?

[Zach Amico]

Muslim?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

No, my mom converted when I was, like, born, basically.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Converted out.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah. To Christianity, Catholicism.

[Zach Amico]

Your dad fuck Christ into her?

[Robbie Goodwin]

No, she said she thought it was a sexist religion.

[Zach Amico]

Well, that's a pretty good reason then.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I know she could have been a youtuber making millions now saying why I left the left. You know what I mean?

[Zach Amico]

Well, let's get plugged right out of the way. Jj. What do you want people to check out? My friend?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, two Goons Podcast and also Comedy Store. Me and Che Durena are doing August 18th. It's a Tuesday. And, yeah, we're doing. Doing a show there. And come check it out. And then I'll be where Ryan Long is for the next few weeks. So if you Want to check me out in other cities? Boston, Rochester. Another place, Denver.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, excellent. We'll go check that out. Mr. Goodwin.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Hey. The arena of Ideas. Every Thursday at 8, me and Dalton Pruitt, our. Our swords. Facts are shields, metaphors. Every day we clash with other fellow thought havers, prove our minds. It's a live chat. We have a live chat just like this. It's really great and active and. Yeah. So yeah, tune in for that. And my personal podcast, Robbie Wood and is on my YouTube. I talk about movies and basketball, basically. And also tonight I will be at Littlefield at 9. Or as I call it, Little Penis. Tonight at 9. On it's $5 with code America. LOL, I think, or something like that. DM me for cheap tickets. If anyone's in the racist live chat wants to come. And on Friday, I'll be at Secret Porsche. So thank you. Obbygoodwin on Twitter and Instagram.

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic. If you're at Littlefields, across the street is my favorite bar, Lucky 13.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, really?

[Zach Amico]

You should go see some titties.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I'd love to. That's.

[Zach Amico]

If you go after nine, there'll be. Go. Go dancing.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Hell yeah. Brooklyn.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah. Cross street from Little Fields. It's a biker bar.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, wow.

[J.J. Lieberman]

And they. And they strip.

[Zach Amico]

It's pasties and tongues. Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, wow.

[Zach Amico]

But they're on the bar that you're sitting at. There's a stripper pole on either end of the bar. It's a. And it's no cover.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Hey, I don't.

[Zach Amico]

I took Gio Perez there and he was like, mexicans cannot know about this. There's no cover and there's naked white women. Wow. I mean, I like, couldn't believe. He couldn't believe how much fun it was. Wow.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Like, they're white and they get naked.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Who do I pay?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Nobody.

[Zach Amico]

He.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

He couldn't figure it out.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yo, don't tell Derek about this, man. He's going to fucking shoot it up for some reason just because he's excited.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, find me on Instagram. Zach is not funny. Punch up that live. Zach and Miko. For all my dates this Saturday, I will be in Brooklyn at the Meadows at a wrestling show, New Fear City, managing the Bundertaker in his return to no Ring Death match. Next weekend, I'll be at the Punchline and Philly with Rob Stanton, Jim Gillespie. And then the following day, I will be at a dispensary in Philadelphia with the Sandman ECW legend watching ECW Heat Wave 96. So come get high with me and the Sandman. And if you're watching live and you enjoy the show, hey, use the promo code ZOO. At gasdigital.com you get your episodes early ad free and uncensored. You get access to the live chat and the archives, thousands and thousands of hours of all your favorite shows from over the last decade. And you get our bonus Friday episode. Thank you so much for tuning in. All right, let's get into some sillies. I want to start with this. This is the zoo. We do love animal stories, and I haven't seen one of these in a while.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I was very. I am back into the kangaroo mode because they put out trailers for the new Tekken game. And they put out a parody of the Australian guy who beat the shit out of the kangaroo for holding his dog down.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, I never saw that.

[Robbie Goodwin]

What the fuck?

[Zach Amico]

You know what I'm talking about. The big. The big strong kangaroo. And then he fights an Australian guy. He's choking his dog.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Park.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I saw this in 2000 to, I

[Zach Amico]

think, by the way, Kangaroo Jack. A supposedly heavily edited film.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, yeah. The.

[Zach Amico]

Supposedly a dirty movie that they recut to be a kids movie.

[Ad Read / Announcer]

Oh, yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's funny because I remember in the advertising it was all about the cartoon, like, hip hop Kangaroo.

[Zach Amico]

And he's barely like one scene.

[Robbie Goodwin]

It's like, what the. Dude, that's so sick, though.

[Zach Amico]

But supposedly it was a much dirtier movie and they recut it because they realized they were gonna lose money.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah. It is like a crime thriller, right? Like a crime action comedy, basically. Yeah. That makes. So it's such a. It's funny. They did like a. That might be one of the biggest bait and switches in theatrical history.

[Zach Amico]

They did that with the first Scooby Doo too.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Scooby Doo was a hard PG13. And they cut all the sexual references and jokes out to turn it into a kids movie.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Because that was James Gunn, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I have no references outside of. Of porn.

[Zach Amico]

Scooby Doo is a long.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I know Scooby Doo.

[Robbie Goodwin]

He's a talking dog.

[Zach Amico]

He's a talking dog.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I knew that.

[Zach Amico]

Mysteries.

[Robbie Goodwin]

You don't have to be. You don't have to be a do head. Just get with the.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I. I don't know any. I don't know anything culturally relevant or. Paul, I feel like you don't got

[Robbie Goodwin]

to be a Scuba File is a lamerly original. He said he was a big fan of Scooby Doo. He said, I'm a doo head.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

What the does that mean?

[Zach Amico]

It does sound like vaguely racist.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, it does.

[Zach Amico]

But anyway, so what we've got today, these two kangaroos really ran the fade, like they had real life beef. That's right. I was on WorldStarhip in the car today.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I do have.

[J.J. Lieberman]

If you want to see real quick before that one, the guy saving his dog.

[Zach Amico]

Of course you don't remember this.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I don't.

[Zach Amico]

In a headlock by the kangaroo jumped into action.

[Robbie Goodwin]

So he slapped the kangaroo, the kangaroo released the dog. Turns out this isn't the first time

[Zach Amico]

a dog has been pulled from this particular kangaroo. Oh, this is the dog. Oh, no.

[Robbie Goodwin]

What the fuck?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, no. Put them up, Put them up.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Here we go.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That's so.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, my God, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, my God.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Look at the muscles on that kangaroo. This is amazing. Actually, he's benching a lot.

[Zach Amico]

Look at the balls on that thing, too, I feel. And yeah. So Tekken parodied that. They're the trailers of the new game.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, that's funny. I didn't know it got into, like, legit fighting, like.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. Well, because there's a kangaroo character in Tekken.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Okay, gotcha, gotcha.

[J.J. Lieberman]

So the kangaroos don't like getting slapped, but they could fuck you up, though, right?

[Zach Amico]

Oh, bad. Yeah. So they use it to kangaroo boxing at carnivals and circuses. So it's not their hands you got to worry about nails. It's they got claws on the feet. Oh.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Now, did Worldstar hip hop cover this? Because kangaroos hop.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, that would be exactly it. They have long talons. And then. Because what would happen is guys would box them, but they got the gloves on. They can't really do anything. They have little heads, so you knock them out quick, but you can't knock them down because they got the tail.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, shit.

[Zach Amico]

So they're tripods.

[Robbie Goodwin]

So they match.

[Zach Amico]

So they would be out on their feet.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And you could just fucking crack them. But then every once in a while, one would go, what am I doing? And go back. If you see him go back on the tail.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That means they're gonna try and gut you.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, and then just use that for.

[Zach Amico]

No, no, they don't try. And they try and take the. They try and gut you.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But this is a long time ago. They don't do those kangaroo boxing.

[Zach Amico]

No, this is like old timey circus.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Right.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's so cool.

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[Zach Amico]

Potential savings will vary, but anyway, let's see some kangaroos fight. Shannon.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Animals are so sick sometimes. Oh my God. Wow.

[Zach Amico]

These aren't even big ones. Some of those. I think they're called reds. They're like 6 or 7ft tall.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Can we book them for Skankfest?

[Zach Amico]

I would love to see this in Skankfest.

[Robbie Goodwin]

This would be actually incredible fights. A kangaroo fight. A kangaroo gang fest would rock.

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Do they.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Do they try and kill each other or they just go.

[Zach Amico]

I think they're just fighting. I don't think they're trying to kill each other.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Is this play?

[Zach Amico]

These are little ones.

[Robbie Goodwin]

They might just be playing. Sometimes animals play by like each other up.

[Zach Amico]

No, I think they're going. I think they're pissed.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Those. They're throwing those kicks. Dude.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I don't know. They could be. I agree. It could be play.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Dude, this looks like. Yeah, cuz they're not like actually trying to hurt each other. They're kind of rough housing.

[Zach Amico]

What if they just fuck?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Reminds me of my last marriage. Because they're not actually.

[Zach Amico]

This is.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I don't know. It's not like.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, it seems like what something my dogs would do. Oh, is this what you look for online at all day, amigo?

[Zach Amico]

This is pretty much my day.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Really?

[J.J. Lieberman]

You're just scrolling.

[Zach Amico]

No, I like to send Shannon as much weird as I can find.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, I guess you have to. Yeah, I guess it makes.

[Zach Amico]

This is a scrap.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Dude.

[Robbie Goodwin]

It is so funny. World Star cover this like. It's like two guys fighting.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, I mean any of those.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Whoa. The Hopper.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That's a great vertical to, like, generate unlimited content.

[Robbie Goodwin]

They should be in the NBA with that vertical.

[Zach Amico]

I want to see whatever was next. Whatever that thing that was next.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

I didn't get any idea what it was on there. I saw a man on a prison floor. And I want to say it.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Fuck.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know what it was, but I loved it.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, that was fun, I think.

[Zach Amico]

Was that a man having a seizure and they were all doing a dance around him?

[Robbie Goodwin]

It was the June Bug Challenge.

[J.J. Lieberman]

You think that was an American prison? Do you want to watch it again?

[Zach Amico]

It was the June Bug Challenge. Let's see it again.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Who's filming this? Like, how do you get a cell phone in there?

[Zach Amico]

Dude, I was looking. You get wild shit in some jails.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

I was seeing, like, it's obviously supposed to be commissary, but you can get a tablet.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, yeah. That's the. The biggest fucking items.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Can you really get one? Like, it's. It's like they won't. Like, you won't get in trouble if you're caught.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Andy Dufresne got the pic.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's true. You know, Andy Dufresne got an iPad.

[Zach Amico]

I believe you're supposed to return them. Okay. At the end of the day, I think you gotta, like, check them in and out. But it's yours, right? And I believe the way it used to be is if you had a radio or something, they had to be clear.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

So they make special ones to make sure you're not hiding. Shoot in it.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

But they had like, clear radio, cassette players, radios. And then by, like, you can get like a tv. I feel like if you got a tv. Yeah, you can probably get through.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Dude. They have like. They always show those, like, videos of raids that happen. And they get like, you know, a hundred knives. Like legit. Like people are just walking around with was.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Crazy.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That makes. I mean, you see, they're closing. They're closing Rikers.

[Zach Amico]

I did not see that.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, they.

[Zach Amico]

They.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I think they're closing it like, soon. Like, really soon.

[Zach Amico]

So they got to move R. Kelly and.

[Robbie Goodwin]

And Harvey, dude.

[Zach Amico]

And well, Harv Dogs on his way out. Harv Dogs got heart failure.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, I saw he's still in. It was like the day they said announced they're closing Rikers. Finally he like. Harvey was probably like, finally my number comes in. And then he had like a seizure or some heart.

[Zach Amico]

A heart failure. Regard related to pneumonia.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I thought he never got. He only got accused not what was the Whole story with him.

[Zach Amico]

He has. He raped a bunch of.

[J.J. Lieberman]

No, I know. He. He's like.

[Zach Amico]

He got exonerated from one or two things, but I think the main one stuck.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah. Have you. Did you see the Kevin Spacey comeback tour?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, he was on Club Random Dude. I was all over.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I watched the club. Have you seen it?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Okay. It was such a great guy, Kevin.

[J.J. Lieberman]

It was amazing. He is so gay. But I do give it up to a guy like that, you know, because, like, Bill Maher is like, why didn't you just come out? Like, fuck. Like another. Thank God there's a couple guys that just. Don't fucking throw it in your face. Everything's gay with everyone, Right. At least with him, he had a little.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Unless you're a camera operator on House of Cards.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Or the son of an actor at a party.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah. That's what I didn't know about him. That he said every. Every case that went to trial was just got thrown out.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. But throw.

[Robbie Goodwin]

They all died. All, like, the. All of his accusers, like, mysteriously died.

[J.J. Lieberman]

No.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, you can look that up. Yeah, there is some.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Now, I don't. I didn't want to say that accusing me would lead to someone's death that's dishonorable.

[Zach Amico]

There's some funny business going on. Ideally.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I mean, it is weird, but it's

[Zach Amico]

not a Clinton level of murder.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But, you know, I mean, the fact they had Elton John testify for him in one of his cases, pretty crazy.

[Zach Amico]

And I think it was one of those, like.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Did they really?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

Even though, isn't he one of those actors that even though you don't know, you kind of know he.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Was he, like, being gay or being a pedophile?

[Zach Amico]

Being gay.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah. It was, like, an open secret for

[Zach Amico]

a very long time that he was gay. And then he just kind of like, when he got accused of being a pedophile, he was like, you're right, I'm gay.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, exactly. That was the funniest coming out thing ever. He was like, I choose now to live my life as a gay man. And every gay guy was like, all right, this is not going to help the gay guys are pedophiles thing. Like, but this, to your point, this is the first time Kevin's, like, allowed to be gay on a podcast or whatever. Like, usually he's had to present as very straight in interviews and stuff, but

[Zach Amico]

when you rewatch, like, American Beauty.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He's a game. A tortured gay man.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yes. Someone noted that he always has a scene with, like, him and like, like a jacked twink or something like that. There's like, always randomly, like, him and a young boy, one on one. And like, almost every movie.

[J.J. Lieberman]

And any American that speaks, like, they're, like, raised in, like, proper Britain. I don't. I mean, they're fags.

[Robbie Goodwin]

What about Kelsey Grammer?

[Zach Amico]

Kelsey Grammer can't stop coming in. Ladies.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Dude, you got 10 kids. Really? I love him.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Niles.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I've got another one.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, listen, we're big Kelsey. Grammar heads here. We're. We're real grammar heads here on the show.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I love.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, we're Frasier boys.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Why was Kelsey Grammers in the Expendables 3? He's only in one Expendables, seemingly because everyone else is an action star. And then it's like. And Kelsey Grammer, Maybe they.

[Zach Amico]

That might be. They're not allowed to use. Did they have Mel Gibson?

[Robbie Goodwin]

I think they did get Mel in one of them. Right. Maybe I'm wrong.

[Zach Amico]

And then also he's kind of like.

[Robbie Goodwin]

He's Republican.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. He's low key. Like a super John Voight. What?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Jon Voight levels.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Nice.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Black people shouldn't have my money.

[Zach Amico]

My wife hates it because one of his wives is on Real Housewives of Hollywood, whatever. Of Beverly Hills. And she goes to see. He's in a play in New York and she goes to visit him and she's like, I'm Ms. Grammer. They're like, no, you're not. And she's like, yeah, I'm here to see my husband. Ms. Grammer's upstairs in the suite with her husband right now. Wow. He just had a new chick already.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, like, he, That's. He's.

[J.J. Lieberman]

He.

[Zach Amico]

He's a rambling man.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, sure.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Why not?

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's so cool, though. That fucking Frasier lays pipe.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he's like 70, just fucking getting ladies pregnant.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, the.

[Robbie Goodwin]

All.

[J.J. Lieberman]

All the. All the intellects are like, ladies, man. Like, Richard Feynman was a huge.

[Zach Amico]

Was that Stephen Hawking?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, they all.

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All.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That's a whole point.

[Robbie Goodwin]

As a ladies man. If Epstein helped you get the girls, though.

[Zach Amico]

No, there was tons of times where he was just. He loved strippers and I think he liked hookers.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Same with, Same with Bill. Bill Maher. Like, I wouldn't call him brilliant, but he, like, claims to be an intellectual.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Like, I mean, he's not, though. He's just like a dickhead.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, but that's. But his whole thing is like, I'm this intellectual guy, but even that, the whole point of becoming smart is like becoming rich. You know, get pussy.

[Zach Amico]

What was the roast where Patton said he named. He's like, charlie. Maybe it was Charlie. She. He named all the guys that were there. And he's like, who's fucking whores right now? Bill Maher must be exhausted.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That is so fucking good, dude.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, that was a whole Kurt. And they used to make fun of him.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Kyle.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Kyle Dunnigan. They used to make fun of him and getting like black hookers. That's his thing.

[Zach Amico]

Well, he was very specifically with black women for a while.

[Robbie Goodwin]

And Coulter too.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Black heart.

[Robbie Goodwin]

But yeah, yeah, yeah. Black behind the eyes.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. No, I think.

[J.J. Lieberman]

And cold.

[Zach Amico]

The rumor is, I believe.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Oh, wow.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I may not agree with you all the time, but I would love to fuck that.

[Zach Amico]

That's probably pretty good sex when you vehemently disagree.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, it's that one political James Carville. Carville and his wife, they're like, oh, yeah. They probably just hate fuck each other every night. Yeah, it makes sense.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I thought, yeah. Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Who cares about the deficit? Get over here.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Fuck me.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Who did, didn't he? Bill Maher. Did he date one of De Niro or Pacino's exes?

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

He.

[Zach Amico]

He had some. He had. He had some very good, like fucking

[Robbie Goodwin]

Bill Maher, the party starter.

[Zach Amico]

I think he had some very high level sloppy seconds.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I do love these, like, Sopranos. Made a whole thing about Hesh too.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That he only dated black women. I do like the guy that will only like the guy who. I have a buddy in Vegas, a poker player. He'll only date Asian women. I'm like, you know, everything's great.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Everyone has a type. Right. It's like, you know, I don't know. It's not that different from liking. From dating blondes. Right. Or whatever.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I mean, if I see someone hot that's willing to sleep with me, I'm like, right.

[Robbie Goodwin]

But aren't you gay?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Sometimes?

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah. Explain, please.

[Zach Amico]

It happens sometimes.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Fuck.

[Zach Amico]

Your dick gets hard.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And if it's a consenting adult, then, hey, who gives a hoot?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

If they're hot, they're hot. That's my whole.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah. Oh, I agree with that. Like, I'm not in.

[J.J. Lieberman]

So you're gay?

[Robbie Goodwin]

No, no, no. Oh, no. I just mean, like, if a girl is willing to sleep with me, I'm like, thank you so much. You know what I mean?

[J.J. Lieberman]

What do you. What?

[Robbie Goodwin]

No, yeah. I'm just saying, like, there is a specific type that if I'm like initiating a relationship or Something.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But if I'm like, you know, I. I do the pornhouse when we do the podcast, and there's, like, some chicks who I would never like again go initiate the thing with, I'm like, yo, you're just. If you said to me or date me right now, I'd be like, okay, yeah, that's true. You know, I'm like, I wouldn't. Yeah, I. I get that. But, like, when I'm. When I'm swiping, I'm like, you know.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, men are hunters. It's not like dopamine to, like, you know, breed. Yeah. Basically like. Or just like. Yeah, select.

[Zach Amico]

Spread the seed.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But also, too, I would love, like, a hot Colombian or Asian in, like, if I ever had a kid, the kid would be so much better looking than I ever had a chance to be.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, 100%. Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, yeah. Those like, those half Colombian or Asian, Like.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, those even, like, the copulations.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, yeah, dude. The blazings.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Blazings.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Because a lot of. Yeah, a lot of Asian kids. Asian guys have a tough time getting laid, apparently. But, like, half black, half Asian guys.

[Zach Amico]

The two most unmarried people. People are Asian men and black women.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Really?

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

I believe so.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I think Indian guys are gonna. Now that arranged marriage isn't as much of a thing I do. I think Indian guys are gonna fucking skyrocket.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Supposedly, the least amount of divorces come from a white guy and a black woman.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I. Oh, yeah. I just.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I don't know if that's true, Shannon.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Well, in general, men initiate divorce only at 15. 15% of divorce. Only 15% of divorces are initiated by the guy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, because you can go cheat and you have no. You know what I mean? Like, who cares?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Well, guy. Guys actually take breakups a lot harder. I was just watching a YouTube video about this last night. Guys, like, take breakups a lot harder because they're like, you build a house, you build a home and an identity with a girl. Whereas a girl can leave a relationship and get over it pretty fast because they have a lot of people who are lined up.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, they go to a new house that's already been built for her.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah. Women be.

[Robbie Goodwin]

They got a roster already. Whereas, like, a guy will be like, guys do this more than girls.

[Zach Amico]

You start from day one.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yes. Guys will be the ones, like, visualizing the fucking house and kids and the life together thing a little more.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Even though that's like trying to get a fucking kid, you know, a woman has a list of guys waiting for years. Yeah, man does not And a guy

[Robbie Goodwin]

also, here's the thing that happens a lot, and this probably happened to all of our guy friends. They'll get in a relationship and recede so suddenly. If they're in a long term relationship and they break up, the girl has, you know, her, her group of girlfriends and gay guys, the guy will have no friends suddenly. And there's just like, no.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, that's the guy's choice for being a little pussy.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I, I agree with that. I agree with that. I agree with that.

[J.J. Lieberman]

The guy who disappears. I mean, that's, that's a difference between comics, I find, because you're always out every night.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, that's the nice thing about dating a comic is that it's probably one of the only nice things about it

[J.J. Lieberman]

is like you have to pretend that she's funny.

[Robbie Goodwin]

No, I have actually. Every comic I've dated.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Relax.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Don't say what's his name I've actually thought was funny. That's like. But it's like, it's all the shit that comes with being funny. That's the emotional toxicity.

[J.J. Lieberman]

So you would date you in Inbreed with comics for.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, for like a while, I think. I'm trying to stop you.

[Zach Amico]

You don't shit where you eat.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, I don't think so.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, as, as a great wise man named Paul Amico, my father said, don't stick your dick in the cash register.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, yeah, it is a bummer, like seeing them at a club or whatever. And like if, especially if you're like, you know, actually like it was a bad breakup or you're heartbroken or whatever. Like the best way to heal is like not talk to them or see them. So. But then if you like run in the same even, even if you don't run in the same circles in New York, you just see other comics like

[Zach Amico]

all the time or you see her female friends and they fucking cold shoulder you.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh yeah, late night hookup is fine if you're both down. It's like late and you're horny and it's not ever going to be a relationship. I think that's fine.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. Completely above board.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Just smashing. Yes.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I was listening to an old loud Boys actually because I'm, you know, a narcissist. But Dalton was telling a story. He was like, you listen to your old stuff. I, I don't, I don't usually. I was just, I was just like, I was just feeling nostalgic for it because it was like five years ago now, so. But Dalton was telling a story about like, he's like, yeah, well, we were at a party, and. And you came up to me talking to this person won't be named. And they were like, I know you. You dated my friend. Take a lap, basically. And I had to take a lap. And then Dalton relayed to me that she said I was a dud in bed. And I was like, very hurt.

[Zach Amico]

You do your act in bed.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I did do an impression once during sex.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I bet you.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Just once. Just once. And it did.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

And they're like.

[Robbie Goodwin]

And she was like, what are you doing? I was like, I'm sorry. And it actually really fucking hurt my feelings. Like, really? Because I thought the girl. But then I was like, well, at least I've had sex and everybody knows. You know what I mean?

[J.J. Lieberman]

I wouldn't give a fuck. I'm like, yeah, I'm a lazy fucker. Unless I'm trying to impress you. And if. If I'm lazy, when I fuck you, that means you're like a five. I'm not trying to impress. It's. It's the tens that get the incredible work.

[Zach Amico]

I will say, sometimes getting a very bad review in bed can accidentally get you laid again.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

In my experience.

[J.J. Lieberman]

How many bad reviews?

[Zach Amico]

I had a girl who once told her friend group, so what really happened is I ghosted her. I just stopped picking up the phone for her because she was a pain in the ass. And I felt. I felt I was being taken advantage of because she was very tiny and cute and petite, that she thought that because she was fucking a big fat guy that I owed her. Ever. Like, she would literally come into my apartment and this was pre grubhub. She would open up the drawer I had all the menus in before we, like, started talking and started figuring out what she wanted for dinner.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, my God. So she was, like, really using you.

[Zach Amico]

And then I was working nights, and she would wake me up at 8 in the morning and tell me what she wanted for breakfast.

[Robbie Goodwin]

What the fuck?

[J.J. Lieberman]

I used to. Before I had Netflix, I used to go on Grindr, and I used to find guys who had Netflix and go to their place and make them scratch my back while I kind of did the same thing.

[Zach Amico]

But eventually, we just, you know, kind of. It just. We stopped kind of hanging out.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I found she told her friend group that she broke up with me because my dick was too small for sex to physically have sex with.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Was that a lot?

[Zach Amico]

Was that.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That wasn't true?

[Zach Amico]

Not.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Dude. Girls. Girls. We making up. I don't know. Not that I Mean, that's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Maybe in her head it was to me, that it was a pretty good sitch.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

She did a move that I had never had and never had before, which, because she was very tiny. And she showed me one time in the middle of a sexual act that my dick was wider than her wrist.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's good, though. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And she showed. So I do not think her assessment was truthful.

[Robbie Goodwin]

No, that's ungrateful.

[J.J. Lieberman]

You used to order her food.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, of course.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Well, that kind of girl will talk shit about you after you break up.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Where she would be like, I want Bellinis. And I'd be like, all right. And then I would, like get champagne. She'd be like, can we get like a mid level champagne? And I'm like, for Bellinis, you idiot.

[Robbie Goodwin]

A low level gold digger. That's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

If you're gonna put juice in it, why would you get high end shit? Like, what am I, a retard?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Right? Wow.

[Zach Amico]

And then she would. She would always say, like, because I drink shit beer. Yeah. And she's like, why don't you just. Instead of like getting a bunch of cheap beers, why don't you just get like one really good one? And I'm like. Cause that's not how fucking beer works.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's so good.

[Zach Amico]

Cause I. One beer, one beat. Fuck you. One beer.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

No, I drink shit beer also.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Shit beer kind of tastes better than those really good beers. I think Miller High Life is the best beer.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I don't drink.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. On a. On a fucking hot day. I don't want to fucking milk stout.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I want a cold, cheap beer.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah. I don't want to go sit on a barrel and drink. Yeah. Like IPAs at 10% and pretend I like the taste.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I want a ice cold Bud Light bag of shit. And I deserve it.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yes.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Beer guys are very, like Elder millennial coded. Like very like.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So she was very like that. But then her friend told me she said that, and we wound up hooking up based on her curiosity.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Incredible.

[Robbie Goodwin]

So that's funny.

[Zach Amico]

It worked out in my benefit.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I've heard that too. That because a lot. Because it'll be good for the girl's ego to be like, well, she didn't. She couldn't turn him on. Like, I could. Like, sometimes girls will do that.

[J.J. Lieberman]

You know what I mean?

[Zach Amico]

I think it was just a competition. They were competitive with each other.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Sounds like a great friend circle.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I was gonna tell you. So I had a roommate that was very Beer snobby. Very. So he was a writer. He's really nice guy. Film reviewer, writer. And I only found out later into us living together because he never had chicks over that he exclusively was into black chicks. And I never. He was the most. I've said this a bunch on the show for. You know, when somebody's old come. You could just tell their parents are elderly, right? Like a 20 year old who has sciatica.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Old.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Old dad.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. A 20 year old who has back problems.

[J.J. Lieberman]

They got shitty genetics.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, you could always tell.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Or they're just imitating their dad. Right?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Like if old cum is such a.

[Zach Amico]

You could tell when somebody's like a last few eg.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's a really good point, Zach. I didn't think about 45 year old

[J.J. Lieberman]

woman who gave birth to you and you just got a little. You didn't get the retardation, but you got something.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, they're just old.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I mean, dude, that's De Niro just had a kid like a week ago or whatever.

[Zach Amico]

Check.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah. Do you think Pesci is like, where's all the pussy? What the fuck, guys?

[J.J. Lieberman]

No, but you still get fucked. You can still get fucked if the dad's old.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, definitely.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Even if the woman's young.

[Zach Amico]

And when I met. When he moved in with me, I swear his parents showed up and they were the oldest Jews a lot. Like, dude, I thought they were gonna

[Robbie Goodwin]

have like they have Benjamin Button like that. Like they immediately give birth just like an old man.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, I thought this is a Patrice Line. They look like they're gonna have pyramid dust on them. Like.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Right?

[Zach Amico]

And I remember that moving them in. And this is how. This is very long ago, but I rent. It was a two bedroom for 1600. Oh,

[J.J. Lieberman]

impossible to find.

[Zach Amico]

And I kept that. I kept that apartment for 10 years. I would not leave.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Where in Brooklyn?

[Zach Amico]

Bay Ridge. Yeah.

[Ad Read / Announcer]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Way deep.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Like in the 90s, I used to fuck a chick in Bay Ridge. Yeah, it's so far, dude.

[Zach Amico]

But dude, for that money, it was great. It was a big place.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Cody Island.

[Zach Amico]

And his parents, when they found out it was 800amonth to live there, had a meltdown, no cheap Jews and started going. I was literally in the next room. And his mom and dad went. I tell him, you need to see the lease. I think you're paying for both of you.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he's ripping you off. You're paying both your rent. You're telling me this place, that $800. You're paying both the rents and he's screwing you and I mean this is a hallway, big kitchen, dining area.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

Living room. And then we each had a bedroom, big bedroom. And they were 16. I mean I never in my life would I pay that much tell them to see. And they made me go get the lease to prove that it was sixteen hundred dollars.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's so funny.

[Zach Amico]

And then the second he moved in, it was like living with an 80 year old man. But he's a really nice guy. And then I found out he just

[Robbie Goodwin]

were there's originals, rappers everywhere.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

He.

[Zach Amico]

His thing was. So he was a writer? His thing was erotic fiction. So he would meet girls online and then send them erotic fiction about them. About them.

[J.J. Lieberman]

What a weirdo. They like that. You think?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Probably actually a lot of attention. I mean I guess if you just met them. That's weird. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

In my. From what I got, it didn't seem like they. It was going great. But then after that he had a series of pretty decent black chicks that I didn't see coming. So good for him.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's so. That's funny.

[J.J. Lieberman]

It is weird what guys will do. I was like, I mean people think I'm a creep, but I just like kind of like sniff you and don't tell you, you know I'm saying.

[Zach Amico]

Nothing wrong with that. Yeah.

[Ad Read / Announcer]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I just want to know what you smell like.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Smell a chair, whatever.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, I don't smell the chair, but the hair, whatever the chair I get. But I'm not into like a sweaty smell. I know some guys like armpits.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Some girls or some guys like our armpits or whatever.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Right after yoga I had a chick that was like a real club kid kind of chick.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And she would call me at like 4 or 5 in the morning and be like, hey, can I sleep by you? You know, whatever, I'm in your neighborhood. And she would show up drunk and we would never hook up that night.

[J.J. Lieberman]

You just sniffer.

[Ad Read / Announcer]

No.

[Zach Amico]

The next morning she would let me jerk off on her leg while I put my face in her armpit because I like the alcohol sweat smell.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Really? Yeah. So I said it has snakey. You like that?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. What is it? Animalistic.

[Sponsor Voice]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

The smell of another human and a drunk.

[J.J. Lieberman]

It's some drunk fucking.

[Zach Amico]

Well, she would be hungover.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, that's what I meant. But you're getting that.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that sweat dancing all night.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I think that's gross. I send them to the shower. When they come in, everyone always thinks I'm a fucking disgusting man. I'm clean.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I must have such a shit sense of smell. I can never, I've never smelt like alcohol on somebody.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, I can smell the cigarette and alcohol you can smell.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

You smoke cigarette? No. Yeah, no, I don't. But I have when I have smoked in the past and yeah, I, that I will get like, I'll like, yeah, all my shit stinks the next day or whatever. But like one time my mom was like, you smell like alcohol. And I was like, what the fuck? How do you know? Like, it was. I. I've just never smelt that. So maybe, I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

But I think some people can pick it up more than others.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Some people, Some people you can. Like, you can. You're not even close to them and you can smell them. Yeah, they're like.

[Zach Amico]

There's an old man in my building who, if you come home at the right time, you catch him coming back from the bar and he's got the big. Oh, fuck. Who's the famous vaudeville guy with the giant nose?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Groucho Marx.

[Zach Amico]

No.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, sorry, I thought I had.

[Zach Amico]

Get away from me, K. You bother me. I'll remember his name in a minute. But he had like the big red, bulbous nose.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

What that was. He was on Family Guy. He was referenced on Family Guy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That's how he was. I know who you're talking about. It's, it's, it's like dented. It gets big and it gets like.

[Zach Amico]

So he has that. And what that is is in certain people, like, you know, the Asian flush. When Asians drink, they turn red. With certain people, when you get drunk, it sends the blood to the nose. To the nose and the capillaries burst and they don't ever heal.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's brutal.

[Zach Amico]

So that big, that like bulbous, warty looking nose, that's an old drunk.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That's a yo for sure.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

The. No, it's crazy because you see, there's a guy, I won't say WC Fields.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, that's it. God damn. Nice, good pull.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he's got that. And I can. Whenever he gets on the elevator on 8, 9 o', clock, I can tell you can. You can smell him getting on the elevator.

[J.J. Lieberman]

There's very few things that will show, I guess they're like, you know, crackheads, they. The sunken in face. But man, you got to be some kind of alcoholic meth.

[Robbie Goodwin]

The skin is really dry. I noticed like every meth head has like insanely fucking dry skin.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I don't know any methods.

[Sponsor Voice]

Honestly.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I picked that up from doing. It was either this show or rap but it was like, guess the crime from the mug shot or whatever. And every time their skin was like, washed out and like super dry, I would just be like, meth. Something with meth?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, they usually have like something. They're picking it.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, because it's like a lot of hand to mouth and you're dehydrated as fuck or you don't think to drink water or whatever.

[Zach Amico]

You know, I only accidentally did it once.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Real bad night.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Really? It was bad.

[Zach Amico]

Awful. Never again.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Well, how does it compare? Is it, Is it, Does it. Is it actually, like. Because they say Adderall is meth or whatever. Is that. Is that true or is it like.

[Zach Amico]

It didn't feel. Adderall feels clean.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Right?

[Zach Amico]

You get locked in Adderall, you're locked in.

[Robbie Goodwin]

You could go to work, I guess.

[Zach Amico]

Espresso, Dude, I accidentally did meth once and. Okay, this, by the way, I don't play. You can 100% judge me. I believe I was falsely advertised because I was young. I was outside of a bar, I could not get into talking to a woman. And she very subtly looked at me and did the finger over the nostril WC Fields. And she went. And I went, yes. And we went to a new location and she took out a container and a straw. And I think that does not mean method.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And what she handed me definitely was meth. Uh huh. Because the second I did it, I went, oh, that feels like glass. Really?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Did. You snorted it?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I didn't know you could start meth, actually.

[Zach Amico]

And then. Oh, yeah. You don't remember in Breaking Bad, whenever they would bring it to Tuco, he would break it off with a knife and do a nice little tight, tight, tight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, you're right.

[Zach Amico]

And I did a. Just a blast with a straw. And I was hammered. I lost all my drowns. And it was the middle of the summer and I remember feeling like I was sweating duck sauce. It was the thickest, most viscous sweat. And then she bounced. She went back to the bar to go fuck a real man. I was a boy. I was a confused boy.

[Robbie Goodwin]

She put pee pee in your coke and you sweated duck sauce.

[Zach Amico]

Now it's actually worse. We were making out and then she bent over, took her dress up, and I thought she was gonna ask me to fuck her. And she goes, can you see I have my period through my underwear.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Ew.

[Zach Amico]

I want to go fuck a guy at the bar.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Disgusting pig.

[Zach Amico]

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[J.J. Lieberman]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

The trifecta, right? Her name was Bonita.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Bonita.

[Zach Amico]

And I will say I've said this in my act. There is a difference between Bonita and Bonita. And this Bonita was Bonita and Bonita had some fucking cornrows and not the best chompers I would assume.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And yeah, and I was up all, I just sat in bed. It was just one of those, you look at the ceiling all night, there is no going to sleep.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Was there any fun to it at least?

[Zach Amico]

I hated it.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Really hated it.

[J.J. Lieberman]

You don't do hard drugs anymore, do you?

[Zach Amico]

It depends.

[J.J. Lieberman]

It depends the situation.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

What are, which ones? What's your.

[Zach Amico]

I mean I'm mostly, I, I mostly like weed and I like a boo, I like boozing but you know, if the occasions, right it's the powder that's like.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, that's like very.

[Zach Amico]

Only if I'm here.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I, I don't, I have, I've to this day never tried coke.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I don't think you need it.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I Don't I?

[Zach Amico]

Don't you got a lot of energy and personality?

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Why?

[Robbie Goodwin]

I think I, I. Everyone assumes I'm on.

[Zach Amico]

This is.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I'm not gonna do my bit about it, but this is. It's true. Everyone's like, he's coked up. Where's the coke, Robbie? And I'm like, no, if I, That's. I don't do. I don't even like coke that much because it's like, it sucks. It's like it doesn't last very long. And, like, I like being drunk. And sometimes it'll help you keep being drunk or whatever, but that's it.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I. I can imagine a time that maybe it was better too. Like, I, I do think, like, in the 70s and 80s, it might have been.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

A little more pure and a little less cracked.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

No, but, you know, it seemed like.

[Zach Amico]

I will say it depends on where you are. Britain, Ireland, Scotland. You're not. It's not coming through Mexico up some girl's ass with a gun to her head in a fucking Holiday Inn.

[J.J. Lieberman]

So it's good.

[Zach Amico]

So what, you're getting over that. Like, they'll be like, oh, mate, we don't got that Fentanyl. And they're like, they're, they're proud. And they're also. Everyone's carrying in Britain, if you go out, really, if you go to a billiards place at night, people. Everyone's got a bag out at the table. Wow. Like, it was impossible to not get coke in England, but back in the,

[J.J. Lieberman]

like, 70s, 80s, in, like, the LA. Yeah, it seemed like all the comics were doing, like.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Did you know this? The SNL, you know, SNL's crazy writing schedule to, like, that they have to this day. It was made because they were working around coke hours, because the whole writer staff was on coke. That's why it's, like, only at night every day. And then there's like, a break before Sunday or whatever, Saturday or whatever. It's like, I forget what the exact schedule is. But that's. That's why it's this. Their work hours make no sense.

[J.J. Lieberman]

There's probably a window of when you're doing it and you're young, going back to, like, living in Bay Ridge. You're like, when you're in your 20s and you're like, 45 minutes from the city, that's fine, you know, but when you're in your 40s and you have to go every day, that's another thing in it. I bet it's the same, like, as A. You know when you're like young, in your late 20s, early 30s, doing comedy and you introduce like a little Coke. Probably gives you a little superpower. But that window is small.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's why I don't like it.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, a small window.

[Robbie Goodwin]

It's like a Coke. Makes me feel really talkative and then I just, like, want more.

[Zach Amico]

I think it depends on how much you have to do in the day.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, right.

[Zach Amico]

And how late you like staying out. Yeah, I have curbed my. I used to go out out.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

And then Mrs. Amico a couple years ago put me on double secret probation. Really? For coming home at 9 in the morning unannounced.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's hilarious.

[Zach Amico]

She called me at 8 in the morning. She was like, where are you?

[Robbie Goodwin]

It was just like the Goodfellas scene.

[Zach Amico]

And I was like, I'm at a bar. And she's like, how are you in a bar? It's 8 o'cl. In the morning. And I'm like, they lock the door. And she's like, you have to come home. As I go home, I lost that fight so bad I had to take a shower to rethink my argument.

[J.J. Lieberman]

And that was it, basically.

[Zach Amico]

And she was like, yeah, you can't. That's. That you. If you ever come home that late again, you're f. You're. We're done.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Really.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But you, you also have. In terms of like the, like, you've had the physical abuse of the body too. Not just like the partying, like you've been thrown through.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Even now, do you still get in the ring or.

[Zach Amico]

No, no, no, no.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Really, you're just.

[Zach Amico]

I'll take a. I'll take a fake punch.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

Or something.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But you're not doing bumps all the time.

[Zach Amico]

No, no, my boy, my back's done.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, it must be.

[Zach Amico]

When you talk about comedy, Coke, though, I think the biggest example would be the bathroom at the store.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

The bathroom at the store. Everything's black. The appliance, the sink is black, the toilets are black. The. The soap, that everything is good.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Places to do coke.

[Zach Amico]

So you can't lose it.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's what it is.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. So you can't lose it.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's funny.

[Zach Amico]

Look at the table in the green

[Robbie Goodwin]

room at the belly room is covered

[Zach Amico]

in razor blade marks.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's hilarious. And it's like set up like a Coke table. I never, I never thought about that.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, 100%.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I'll tell you the only problem with comedy. And, And I don't know how much, like, I'm like a lot of the spots I'm doing in the city. Now, I don't want to talk too much about comedy, but what's coming to comedy in terms of the audience is. And, and you know, this is. I don't know where you're from. Are you from New York?

[Robbie Goodwin]

I'm from the Bay Area, so, like.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, yeah, right.

[Robbie Goodwin]

You told me that Louis. Louis CK Just shouted out the club that I did my first open mic at in his new email. Which was cool.

[Zach Amico]

I read that yesterday too. That was really. I like that he did that. That was a cool.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I thought it was.

[Zach Amico]

It was almost like album notes.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

For his new special.

[Robbie Goodwin]

And I thought it was cool that he shouted out a bunch of like, yeah. Comics that I know.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. He shouted out like, laugh it up and shit.

[Robbie Goodwin]

And the funniest part was. Sorry I interrupted you. But the funniest part was when he said, jim Norton's really funny comic, but he's way funnier when he bombs. So I would force him to just do nonsense material. And I loved watching him struggle.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, those are, those are the, the.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

The unhinged in front of a hinged audience. And that's my whole point about New York. Like, I'm doing a lot of like, you know, in Manhattan spots now. I'm like, the crowds are under 30 and they're like not New Yorkers. And it seems like in certain places, like anything, you know, everyone's always going to like, edgy. But there are like, more than ever, I find that some of the edgier stuff is harder to, to execute in certain places because of the, because the

[Robbie Goodwin]

stand is all young women in the crowd.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I don't do the stand, but yeah, I've noticed that some of the places there's certain shows where it's like, not even, like, I'm not even when I'm up, I'm seeing other people struggling who are really good with it.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, yeah, A little bit.

[J.J. Lieberman]

And it's just. I don't know if it's, you know, go back to the comedy thing if it's just because it's more mainstream with like, good looking. Like, there's people who only talk to the crowd and they're so good looking and they're bringing a new audience in, which I think is great. But then you do like certain material and it's like, I don't, I don't know. I'm not.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I. Here's what I. Here's my opinion about that. First of all, it's a cheap date if you're young.

[Zach Amico]

And yes.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Second and secondly, like, a lot of the comics, because of the a lot of comics or a lot of clubs book on, like, Instagram follows now, right? And a lot of people pop off on Instagram who are comics next is because they're hot or like.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, that is true.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Like, so, so a lot of people got into comedy because they love, like, Matt Rife or whatever, right? Like, Matt Rife was a huge, he's still a big deal or whatever. Like, but I actually, there's a bunch of little delias everywhere, you know, so it's like, I, I agree. I, I do. Especially since COVID I have noticed that clubs have gotten very young girl heavy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I, I, that's what I mean. I wish there was like a little bit of Austin and a little bit of New York and then it meets in the middle because, like, I think that's, you know, too much of one way and too much of the other way is not, I mean, granted, I don't perform at the biggest club, so

[Zach Amico]

maybe you also realize a few years ago, your option was just a room full of tourists and 2/3 of them might not speak English.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, I've learned to work around that where I ask them where they're from and just do the shittiest impression of wherever they're from. And they love it every time.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, sorry. Sorry to bottle.

[Robbie Goodwin]

And then I do Trump. Everybody knows Trump.

[Zach Amico]

No, I took a hot one a few weeks ago in front of Napoleon Emmel and Derek Gaines in the city in Brooklyn. And I just, I really took a hot one. And then a girl from the audience scolded me after, really, she came up to me and she's like, listen, I just need you to admit to me that you know why you shouldn't have done those jokes. And I'm like, nah. And she's like, cause you know, what you said was, like, wrong and you shouldn't ever do those jokes again. And I went, I just filmed a special with those jokes. And she's like, but you're not gonna do that. Like, just tell me that you know you're not gonna do them. I was like, I'm 100% going to do them again until my specials out.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Why do they try to control it like that?

[Zach Amico]

And she was like, I just need you to admit that you know that you're wrong. And then, and then I was like, no, she got all mad, walked away. And then Derek Gaines just goes, man, you can give Shorty none of what she Wanted.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, we are kind of similar. Maybe you're more than me.

[Zach Amico]

Like.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Like, I always feel like I'm not straight enough, but I'm also not gay. Gay enough where you. You are, like, it seems a lot more straighter than I am. But you still have the, you know, the pink hair.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I actually think you seem straighter than Zach.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Really?

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I would say.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I think that's a good for you sexuality, though.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Like this.

[Zach Amico]

He talks more about it on stage,

[Robbie Goodwin]

but that's a funny character. Like a straight guy who's talking about having gay sex.

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But I'm less.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I'm less into talking about the gay stuff because I'm like, so.

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[J.J. Lieberman]

Like, you know, I used to like politics and I used to like, I'm so over it. I'm so over everything. I don't.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I just.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Honestly, like, I just like staying at home playing cards. Now I play a lot of online poker because everything else has just become in this country, it's like, so fucking politicized now. It's out of control in a way.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I used to, like, be a big political podcast junkie. Like, I'd consume like all of the, like, like, from a lot of sides, actually. I would even listen, like, Ben Shapiro just to get like, his. What he thought or whatever and like the juice and actually Israel is great and they've never done anything wrong. But. But I. Yeah, to your point, I have since, like, unfollowed. Every single.

[Zach Amico]

Everyone.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I agree.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Don't watch it or any of it at all.

[J.J. Lieberman]

No original opinions. They all have the same. It's the same. The right, the left and this, the center. Like the libertarians, they're all saying the same fucking thing.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I think they all get talking points from, like, political. Because they know that podcasting is.

[J.J. Lieberman]

It's just. It's all clickbait now. Everything's fucking clickbait. It's like, even again, it's. Go back to the, you know, the world star. I'm like, this is crazy that right now, for those who don't know, Meta is like, we were talking about it outside. Meta is taking down a lot of people in the sex industry, you know, sex worker account. Anything related to sex worker, even though that. That we're not branding our stuff to kid. We don't want our stuff. But then you're, like, shown, like, ridiculous violence is like, how can you go after classic America? No, but it's like, how do you go after, like, sex workers who are, like, legally doing it? I understand, like, trying to prevent any of the Sex trafficking. But when you have people who are like onlyfans on podcasts talking about getting their pussy stuffed and then you're like this is wrong. But then you're like, like every. People don't even walk on the streets without their head in their phone. You're like, you've created something much worse than me. And some. And I say that in action. Yeah. With the. In Term of Endearment.

[Sponsor Voice]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Saying things that we're like, we're okay with. But then you've like saying that's bad. But you know, everything else that's going on is fine. And it's like, like literally creating mutants.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

You can't even talk to your point.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I noticed because we're. Alright. The US algorithm algorithms are very like that. But when Tick Tock first came out and it was like by the Chinese, it was funny how oh Resa or Risa app. But appetizer. But that algorithm was so different from all the other ones because it was super harsh on like, like bad words. But it was just ass.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh really?

[Robbie Goodwin]

It was just a bunch of ass. Like crazy. And like really young girls too. It's like what the fuck is.

[Zach Amico]

So this is a chicken and egg situation.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Chicken and egg roll. But

[Zach Amico]

I have and I agree with certain people that they think TikTok has a bit of a psyop to it.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I agree that in. And this could also just be what people of a certain age click on and what they're interested in as well. That kind of feeds the algorithm. But some people think that is specifically directing people that when you're in America it's girls dancing, people lip syncing, all very low intelligence level stuff. And in China what kids are shown on TikTok is like people excelling at sports, people being great mathematicians, scientists, robotics. And basically they're saying that TikTok is China dumbing down the next few generations while building up the intelligence of their children.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Honestly.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, I've heard that actually from multiple people. The other thing.

[Robbie Goodwin]

And the politics on TikTok too. I'm sorry to interrupt but it's like it's very. If you notice, it's very divisive. It's. It especially at the beginning was very extreme towards. But it was always like kind of like anti west stuff, you know, like and. Or anti America and like American allies stuff which you know, I know a lot of people agree with that but you know, but it was like yeah, very anti. Very like anti Israel and pro China kind of like pushing people to communism or fascism basically.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Well, that.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That chick who just won in New York. I don't know much about New York politics, but I saw that one chick who just wants something new. She's like, super anti. And I'm not like a pro America. I. I don't. But I just heard she's like, like, specifically very anti and also anti white women. And she's a white chick. I think that's fine.

[Zach Amico]

I know you're talking about.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, Pearl.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Is. Is that Ace. Pearl Davis, the chick who just won.

[Zach Amico]

That's how many very. Yeah, I know who you're.

[J.J. Lieberman]

You know this shit or the.

[Zach Amico]

I saw people talking about it.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, it was like a big. It's like a big thing, right? She was endorsed by Mumdanomi.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, oh, oh, that. The girl who just won the Congress.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Something.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Yes.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, she's. Yeah, I heard she's awful. I just heard that from, like, she's

[J.J. Lieberman]

said the problem with, like, is white women, which is so funny.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's like one of the biggest voting blocs in the country.

[Zach Amico]

Now, more importantly, have you guys seen AOC in the red dress from this week?

[J.J. Lieberman]

No. She's hot.

[Robbie Goodwin]

A. Whoo, baby.

[Zach Amico]

Are you know the picture I'm talking about?

[Robbie Goodwin]

I think I do, but pull it up.

[Zach Amico]

Jamie, if you could look up recent pictures of AOC and she's in a red dress. Dude.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But she's always been hot.

[Zach Amico]

No, she's always. She looks like Rosario Dawson. She's fucking slamming. When people say she's ugly, I want to get their brains and dicks.

[Robbie Goodwin]

It's like, dude, don't let your dick and your. Don't let your brain gaslight your dick. She's hot.

[Zach Amico]

You know, like, I have very. A very specific set of moral code. If you think I'm not Gabby Shapiro, you're out of your mind.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Same man. I am all in on g. On Gabby Shapiro.

[Zach Amico]

Big Gabo.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, she is awesome.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, is there any way.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Dude, once in a while, I'm on Instagram. I think I've told you this before, but I see it all the time. The only other person that follows this specific chick, Zach. Amigo.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, I'm usually in that. I'm usually in that pocket. People have told me, me, Justin Wang. I usually see Justin Wang.

[Zach Amico]

I addressed the Wang on the show on Zoom a few weeks ago.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, nice. He did. He did arena of Ideas, too. I love Justin. Yeah, he's such a good dude. That's awesome that you had him on.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. That's my boyfriend.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Extremely busty or big ass. I'm like. But I'm like, you know, Nick Mullen

[Zach Amico]

called me out on that years ago that he was. He followed. There's a girl love Randalyn, who's like, just all ass. And he said he knew a girl's gonna be fat if I'm the only other follower.

[J.J. Lieberman]

It's amazing. It really is amazing.

[Zach Amico]

Whenever I click on him, I'm just like, gee, I wonder which black comics I'm gonna see followers.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's hilarious. Because Nick got caught, like, following muscle mommies, right?

[Ad Read / Announcer]

Really?

[Robbie Goodwin]

I think so.

[Zach Amico]

That might have just been for funsies.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Okay.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I can see that being like, the bit because you can get the girls he's dated. He does have a type. And it's not like muscle mommies ever

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[Zach Amico]

Did you possibly find that picture aoc in the red dress?

[J.J. Lieberman]

I think so. Was it from the Puerto Rican day?

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Paris?

[Zach Amico]

Yes. Okay, there's another one where it's. She is all hips in there.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That's not. That's not a great pick.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, that just. She looked good.

[Zach Amico]

There was. Oh, dude, somebody posted one.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Maybe it was photoshopped. There's a different one of her walking with Mandani and her tits were like, right out.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I mean, that. That blue dress is crazy.

[Sponsor Voice]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Red isn't her best color.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, there. There we go.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I mean, that's a hot fucking.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's a hot pork.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah. She doesn't look good in red. And I know that because I have a similar skin tone. Royal blue is better.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. There was one somebody posted today There was one somebody posted today where she was just a fucking brick shithouse.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, well, she has perfect skin. It's hot. There's any. Anyone with perfect skin is real. Like, they. You don't have to.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, man. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

[Zach Amico]

Absolutely every. I. I can't believe when people aren't. You got to be able to cross the party. If there's one part of your body and cross a party line, sure it is your dick between into a fucking hot Spanish ass.

[Robbie Goodwin]

But you know what's so funny is she did a video when the Knicks were playing the spurs in the finals. She did a video with like some Texas congressman, I assume from San Antonio. And they were doing a playful like, huh, no, hey, go Knicks. No go spurs or whatever. And the guy in it, the guy congressman is just so obviously horny for her. It's so fucking funny. Like you can tell that he's down and so fucking bad because he's so close to her. It's like, I get it. And he's like a younger guy.

[Zach Amico]

I actually, I'll show. Before we get out of here, J.D. i'll show you. To me what I think is an ideal thick bitch. Shannon, could you please look up the newscaster woman who reads tweets about herself. She's a blonde. I love her.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I love her. She's great.

[Zach Amico]

I, I don't know if she's a. I think she's a regular. She. There's also a weather girl who's super hot, but I had to unfollow her because she got very offended by something I tweeted.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, really? About her?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I retweeted, I quote, tweeted a picture of her.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, that chick.

[Zach Amico]

Oh my God.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I mean, yeah, this is Mamma Mia.

[Zach Amico]

And said something that I thought, thought that there was a warm front. But. Yeah, yeah, this, this to me, this

[Robbie Goodwin]

is when you have like a skinny face and like a little. I think that's like, that's this to me.

[Zach Amico]

This is after the commercial.

[Robbie Goodwin]

We're going to explain how you can securely lock your house to keep Brennan out from Harry Jones. I mean, she is overweight. That being said, she's an absolute smoke show. Built like my grandma's purple prescription lenses. It's so. It's all black kids just roasting her.

[Zach Amico]

Sorry, grandma.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I mean, she's got a hot setup.

[Robbie Goodwin]

She looks like Barbie if Barbie actually ate a sandwich. I actually did have a sandwich today. I made it out of Hawaiian rolls too. So, yeah, that's the other thing is then she'll like start talking. It's like, oh, she seems so down toe and fun.

[J.J. Lieberman]

She's probably cool.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I mean, I, I think the, you know, it is that thicker girls are

[Robbie Goodwin]

great because you can, like, drink with them and eat with them.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Them in not generic biologically. There is something in you that would like the reason why people.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Because fat storage. Survival.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah. Fat stor.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's why girls say they like dad. They like athletic dad bods.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Like, are you making a case?

[Robbie Goodwin]

I'm making a case. No, but like, not are you making a case? That's what they say. I mean, but it's like they want like a. Someone who's better in shape than I am right now. Like, someone with, like, muscle, but there's, like, fat over there. That's what they really like.

[Zach Amico]

Caveman brain. I think that interprets that as like, oh, that's a mother.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That is a woman who can withstand the elements and raise my child and

[J.J. Lieberman]

let me suck some titty milk out of those fat tits.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Do you remember the first fucking art piece which is just like a fat woman?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Cause the guy was just horny and he made it. Yeah. Like the first ever art piece that they discovered was of like a fucking fat girl.

[J.J. Lieberman]

He just drew it to beat all

[Zach Amico]

the flames or what? Okay.

[Robbie Goodwin]

It was like a figure. He made like a stone figure or whatever.

[Zach Amico]

And whether you're thinking of round ass cheeks or big tits that curvature our minds naturally go to. And I'll tell you how I know that. The McDonald's arch. The McDonald's arch in our stupid caveman brain.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, interesting.

[Zach Amico]

That's a. That's a pair of tits or a fat ass?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Fat ass.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Wow.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Really?

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

But that's like how Joe Camel's face was a penis. You guys remember that?

[J.J. Lieberman]

But then what is it? So, okay, so I do. Like, I have a thick chick coming to see me on Monday to stay the night. But also then today I'm taking my dogs for a walk and I see this runner chick and I'm like, God, like, perfect. Yeah, Perfect body. Like, she always very.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Runners are always really skinny.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But she had like, she busty too. And you could see the nipples through the sports bra.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I never see Busty run. I. I like.

[J.J. Lieberman]

No, it wasn't like crazy, but it wasn't like this chick, but she was like.

[Robbie Goodwin]

It probably stood out because.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Teardrop tits. Yeah, nice. Nice fucking perfect teardrop tits.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

What is it about that? Or is it just because you never

[Robbie Goodwin]

see a runner with big tits? So probably you clocked it. You're like, that's crazy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I think there is something about us, Amiko, because we're willing to. Oh, I. I mean, more me than you. Maybe. This is in your Past life. But there is something like. I'll pay this guy who I've met offline, and I just pay him to feel his body. Like, I don't want to do any gay stuff. Just touch his abs.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, whatever.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But what do you think it is? Why are. Why is our brain wired differently than his brain? To, like. Because obviously, like, we have.

[Zach Amico]

I think it's a nature and nurture, really. We're born with a certain chemical thing. And then I think your fundamental developmental years, something can happen.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, interesting.

[Zach Amico]

That really affects you.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But I was, like, never diddled, though.

[Zach Amico]

No, same. Not to my knowledge. I must have blocked it out if I was.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I think so.

[Robbie Goodwin]

But yeah, usually you become a pedophile if you got diddled. Yeah. Not like a gay guy. Not bisexual.

[J.J. Lieberman]

No, but a lot of. A lot of gays are pedals.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Well, I guess Milo said that.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, sure. In the history of gay guys, is there a history of being ushered in by an older gentleman?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Bieber and Usher. He ushered him in.

[Zach Amico]

You know, it's just. It's a different thing.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But you think it's a nature nurture thing. But don't you find it fascinating sometimes that I want to. Like, how, like, the brain. Because, like, again, we're like, all comics. But how is, like, I. I think of myself as a dude, but then why is it. Because I'll look at someone like you, right, and not be attracted at all.

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[J.J. Lieberman]

But I also.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Ouch.

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No, but.

[J.J. Lieberman]

No, but in all seriousness, I. I look at it like. And I'll look at. You look at a hot guy, and I go, really? You don't see it at all? And you're like, no, no, I don't.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Really.

[J.J. Lieberman]

No, that's what. Oh, you don't feel. And that's what's so fascinating.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I'm actually really bad at judging male attractiveness.

[J.J. Lieberman]

But even when I see someone who's like, Matt Rife, and I'm like, you. That does nothing for you? And guys are like, nope. I'm like, really? That. That blows my.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Well, I can tell with him because he looks like a. Like.

[J.J. Lieberman]

No, but it doesn't turn you on, though. That's what I'm saying. That's what blows my mind, how it's like.

[Zach Amico]

And I'm like, oh, I think my family had. My family's still shocked to this day that I'm not completely gay. Like, it was. They had it. They had it. They were ready for it. Really, Dude, My Cuban grandma used to tell people all the time, oh, you will love Zachary. He is like the Elton John.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's amazing.

[Zach Amico]

Going back, like, I think they definitely were cushioning the blow. Like, my. My grandma used to take me to see Dame Edna.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I don't even know who that is.

[Zach Amico]

She's a famous drag queen from Britain.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That's.

[Zach Amico]

So my grandma took me to see the Birdcage on Broadway.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's amazing. Birdcage is great, though.

[Zach Amico]

Birdcage is my. Is in my top five favorite movies.

[Robbie Goodwin]

The genius was having Robin Williams play the straighter gay guy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

It was right after Miss Doubtfire.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

It was supposed to be Steve Martin and him with him as the Albert role.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

But then Steve Martin dropped out and he asked can he take the other role.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's so smart. Yeah, it's like. Because it's. It's a little like Pineapple Express that they switched Franco and Rogan's characters.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, really?

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, because Rogan's the straight man in Pineapple Express. Franco's the moron dude.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I watched that movie a couple weeks ago on a plane for probably the. The 25th time.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[J.J. Lieberman]

It's unbelievable.

[Zach Amico]

Like, it's so tight.

[Robbie Goodwin]

August 08. I want to say it was in three weeks and three weeks in a row. There was Step Brothers, Tropic Thunder, Pineapple Express. It was the greatest time of my life. I saw all of them in theaters. Oh.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

When they came out. But I. But. But I agree. I think Pineapple Express is actually, like, an underrated.

[J.J. Lieberman]

No, I. I said the Birdcage. I mean.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh. Birdcage is also an underrated, great movie.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Underrated. It's like.

[Zach Amico]

Like, it's perfect.

[J.J. Lieberman]

There's. You know, as you're a movie buff, I don't think of anything that's written like that in the last five years. Ten years.

[Zach Amico]

No, not at all.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Like, just a grounded situation gay comedy.

[J.J. Lieberman]

No, it's just, like, a really original idea.

[Zach Amico]

Well, it's also. I mean, it's a play. Oh.

[Robbie Goodwin]

So was it a play first?

[Zach Amico]

It's a musical first. Yeah, yeah. Casa Fall.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Okay.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Okay.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I saw it with Robert Goulet as the Robin Williams part.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Really?

[Robbie Goodwin]

I'm gay.

[Zach Amico]

And then I believe the most recent Broadway one, they did it all black. And Wayne Brady was the.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's great casting, Nathan.

[Zach Amico]

Robin Williams.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, really? That's. That's. That's. See, that's. That's smart. Like, that's.

[Zach Amico]

Another very famous gay black guy was the. The Nathan Lane role.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I mean, Nathan Lane is.

[Robbie Goodwin]

He's. That's. He really is the movie. But I really like Robin Williams in it too because I think he's an amazing actor. But like you really. But he's really, really good when they like make him go like smaller. Like, like super grounded or whatever. Like his worst movies are like toys or like Jack or whatever.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Oh.

[J.J. Lieberman]

When he's this.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Look at me.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. But then you put him in like one hour photo and it's like you. It's almost like putting a tiger in a cage.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, that's true.

[Zach Amico]

And then you see like.

[Robbie Goodwin]

It's cool though.

[Zach Amico]

He's good at it.

[Robbie Goodwin]

He's good at. He was great in Insomnia too. He was great. I mean, he's a really, really good actor.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, it is great.

[Zach Amico]

By the way, that will end on that. Somebody asked, there's a video going around. Somebody asked a producer, what is the biggest coke movie of all time? What is the movie that was like, if you could say it's a cut. And a lot of people say Blues Brothers because they literally had a full time coke guy on set that. Because they kept losing Belushi. Whoa. And he would just wake up in like people's. He would just go to people's houses and take a nap and they would like find him passed out at strangers houses.

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

But they said the biggest. The producer goes, the biggest coke movie of all time. Robin Williams, Popeye.

[Ad Read / Announcer]

Really?

[Robbie Goodwin]

That checks out.

[Zach Amico]

He said they were getting it because they were in like whatever some islands. They were getting coke delivered in such big supply that they were, you know, the big metal film canisters that like you said, like, like real filming. They were ordering coke by film canisters.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Whoa.

[Zach Amico]

So that's pounds.

[J.J. Lieberman]

So he was just always doing like even his act on stage hit like the first time I saw him on an HBO thing, it was crazy.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Then he got sober though, and he was still like that.

[Zach Amico]

But then he was just going through. He would have like 85 waters on stage. He's the world's thirstiest comedian.

[J.J. Lieberman]

That. That performance was. I've never watch pop.

[Zach Amico]

Don't watch the whole movie because it stinks. But watch a scene or two from Popeye and you're like, oh, dude, everyone is gacked out of their skull.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Probably fun time.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Who directed that again? Because it was a good director, right? Was it Altman? It might have been Robert Altman.

[Zach Amico]

I can't remember.

[Robbie Goodwin]

But. But one last thing about the Birdcage too is that I think being a. Being a straight man in a. Is really underappreciated and Underrated. Because I think the best straight men are really funny in their own right. Like.

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[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

And they. And they play it because they know how. They know how to set someone up like that. Right? Favreau? Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Favreau's the perfect one.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, he's good. I really like. Who else is a good. Like, actually Peel from Key and Peel is a very funny guy, to be honest with you.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I don't know if you ever saw Kenny versus Spenny.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, yeah, dude. He followed me and unfollowed me. Kenny did the.

[J.J. Lieberman]

The straight guy in that one. I forget. It's so funny. It's that. That's one of the. Another show that you want to talk about.

[Zach Amico]

Like, oh, dude, the fart contest is one of the funniest. When he farts on the stairway after realizing he can blow air up his ass and he just does like a 42nd fart although. And just stops the whole house. That's the funniest.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I'm surprised guys like that still, like. Because I think the Spenny was out in LA for a while.

[Zach Amico]

They're doing Skank Fest.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, they are?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's really cool, actually.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. They're doing Kenny vs Betty live at Skank Fest.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, that's sick. Yeah, those dudes were. That was a brilliant.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Similarly Jackass. I think Knoxville's kind of the grounded straight man.

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[Robbie Goodwin]

But then he does his own stunts and they're always, like, kind of the best ones, in my opinion.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Well, at the beginning, he was. He was really cra. And I think because he. Well, he had to control the. The Circus of the lunatics.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah. And. And I mean, people really underrate, like, how that specific group of guys. Like, you couldn't just. Everyone at the time, especially when it came out, was like, it's just a bunch of random dumb guys doing. It's like. No, those. These are like some of the most charismatic people I've ever seen. And this, like, friend group. And especially Knoxville, he's just so funny.

[Zach Amico]

Perfectly curated. And then even when they had the premiere, dude, everyone was so happy to see Phil and April. Like, oh, Phil and April are like our. If you want to look at my gen. Like, whatever. You're specifically. I'm 38.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So I guess older. Millennial.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Honestly, the kids watch. The kids know about Bam and shit and they love Bam.

[Zach Amico]

Like, but, like, at my generation, Phil and April were our. If you're a teenager, the most nice parents on TV.

[Robbie Goodwin]

If you're a teenager in 2005. 2000. Like, three to 2005.

[Zach Amico]

It was like, that was, that was when I was and graduating high school.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Dude, Bevo, Bam is like everything to me. I loved bam so much. Yeah, this is a Phil's in a wheelchair now. That bummed me out to see Phil in a wheelchair. Ah.

[Zach Amico]

You know, he might have just had a bad, bad knee or something.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah, he's an old guy.

[Robbie Goodwin]

He is older and overweight. Yeah, but. And it was nice because they seem like apparently they're very nice people in your life.

[Zach Amico]

I've heard nothing but very nice things about them.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, I heard a story also that, like, someone went, April AP used like, cut their, cut their hair because she works as a barber or whatever. And she was like, yeah, well, mtv, I guess MTV wants to make CKY a show. I think it's called Jackass. We'll see. Like, and so. And they had nothing.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Such a non person in entertainment being like, okay.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. I mean, there's nothing funnier than bands like, we're gonna get April to say. We're gonna April to say the F word. They bring in the fucking alligator.

[Robbie Goodwin]

That's so funny. Everyone's mom, especially when you're a kid that just, just a guy torturing his parents is like the funniest thing in the world to you when you're like 12 or 13.

[Zach Amico]

I just told somebody this the other day. My buddy produced Tom Green's vinyl record.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, cool.

[Zach Amico]

And he went over to Tom Green's house and he was showing a bunch of shit. And Tom, as they're leaving, Tom Green just goes, hey, you want to see the Slut Mobile? And everyone's like, what?

[Show Intro / Outro Voice]

What?

[Zach Amico]

And he had it under a tarp in his garage.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Incredible.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, Brought out the Slut Mobile. You know what I'm talking about, right?

[J.J. Lieberman]

I, I, I don't know. Something, but I know he, he, they,

[Zach Amico]

he painted his dad's car. He has dad's car airbrushed with a lady eating another lady's on the hood.

[J.J. Lieberman]

I do remember watching that because I was. I'm older than you guys. And when that came out.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah, that was like the first Jackass.

[Zach Amico]

He. Well, you were also Canadian.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. True.

[J.J. Lieberman]

He was like, fucking. I love Tom Green doing stuff that people like, you know, like, how dare you? That kind of stuff. And you're like, this is so funny.

[Robbie Goodwin]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If I figured is a very funny movie.

[J.J. Lieberman]

Oh, yeah.

[Robbie Goodwin]

I was about to see if anyone is listening and hasn't seen Freddy Got Fingered. It is fucking awesome. Yeah, it is fucking awesome.

[Zach Amico]

All right. We're gonna close on that. Thank you so much for Robbie Goodwin and J.J. lieberman, and we will see you Friday on our bonus episode. Goodbye. Bye.

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