0132. Sean Donnelly and Zach Liss

Summary

Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo – Episode 132: “Sean Donnelly and Zach Liss”
GaS Digital Network | July 31, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo dives headfirst into the absurd, the animalistic, and the deeply nostalgic. With guests Sean Donnelly and (first timer) Zach List joining Zac, the crew ignites chaotic discussions on everything from animal revenge videos to beefy goats, Hollywood’s weirdest contractual loopholes, dirty jokes on ‘Full House’, and delving into the culinary world of Florida iguana pizza. As always, the tone is irreverent, unfiltered, and relentlessly funny.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Introductions, Plugs & Juggalos (00:48–03:15)

• Hosts and Guests: Zac Amico welcomes Sean Donnelly (veteran comedian and friend) and Zach List (comic from PA).
• Plugs (01:23–01:57): Social media handles and show dates—shout-outs to Laugh Factory Las Vegas and opening gigs for Jeremiah Watkins.
• Zac’s Updates: Zac plugs his upcoming special, talks about hosting the main stage at Gathering of the Juggalos, and the bonus episode with his karaoke show tunes.

Quote – Zac Amico (02:33):
“So pretty god damn sick. If you’re watching the show and you love it, go to gasdigital.com today… get your episodes early, ad free, and uncensored.”

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2. Animal Encounters & Cultural Perspectives (03:16–06:04)

• Discussion on animal revenge videos—focusing on the joy of creatures getting payback on unkind humans.
• Nostalgic petting zoo stories.
• Cultural attitudes toward dogs, especially among Middle Eastern neighbors, challenging stereotypes.

Quote – Zac Amico (05:16): “A lot of my building is Middle Eastern... I was told… there are parts of the culture that love dogs. That’s a very biased... representation.”

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3. Movie & Game Nostalgia: Mortal Kombat & 90s Video Game Tangents (06:04–13:16)

• Deep dive into the new Mortal Kombat movies, gaming nostalgia, cinematic Easter eggs.
• Arcade anecdotes: Mortal Kombat 2 turning into Pong after 100 credits (09:19).
• The overlooked origin stories of iconic games like Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man, plus Mario 2 being a reskin from another title.

Quote – Sean Donnelly (09:37):
“If you get to 100 plays, it turns into Pong. Mortal Kombat 2 would turn into Pong.”

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4. Bizarre Hollywood Contracts & Petty Bets (13:16–16:21)

• Explanation of why the Roger Corman Fantastic Four movie was made but never released (13:36–17:43).
• Petty legal quirks, like Warren Beatty keeping Dick Tracy rights by making periodic appearances as the character (14:24).
• Spielberg-Lucas bets resulting in Star Wars backend points.

Quote – Zach Amico (15:32):
“He got a point on all Star Wars… as a goof.”

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5. Animal Revenge Videos – “Horse Kicks Drunk Guy” & More (25:25–32:17, 57:34–59:14)

• Watching and breakdown of viral animal revenge clips—a drunk man harassing a horse gets dramatically KO’d in Poland (25:36–26:39; 57:34–58:34).
• Extended discussion (and unsuccessful search) for a notorious video of a horse kicking another horse during mating.
• Jokes on job hazards at stud farms and hand-collecting animal semen—“I’d way rather be that guy than the person… has to masturbate the horse with a giant flashlight.” – Zac Amico (30:18).

** Memorable Line – Zach Amico (25:53):**
“This guy’s had eight chances to leave this horse alone.”

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6. Bizarre Nature: Animal Ejaculation, Dolphin Lover, and Goats with Fat Asses (32:17–44:08)

• Watching a pig “collection” instructional—hilarity and revulsion about pig orgasms lasting half an hour and the job hazards of animal husbandry (33:01–34:17).
• Dolphin Lover: Watching a documentary clip about a man in love with a dolphin, mocking his attempts to justify interspecies sex (35:32–40:00).

Quote – Sean Donnelly (37:28):
“She was asking for it. She was asking for it.”

• “Cheeked up” goats and Middle Eastern livestock beauty contests; spirals into jokes about bestiality and rural loneliness (41:04–43:09).

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7. Sitcom Set Stories: ‘Full House’ and Standup Comedy (44:08–47:51)

• Dirty joking on the set of Full House, including Bob Saget’s wild sense of humor with dolls.
• Sex-symbol status of sitcom stars on the road; speculating on Dave Coulier’s rumored romantic exploits.

Quote – Zach Amico (46:05):
“Bob Saget… your doll pinned up to a wall and Joey’s going, cut it out.”

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8. Simpsons Lovefest & TV Comedy Evolution (49:56–55:26)

• Reveries over classic lines from The Simpsons and The Critic.
• Dissection of sitcom showrunners, writers’ rooms full of Harvard/Yale grads, and how shows like The Office and Parks and Rec ‘found’ their leading characters.

Quote – Sean Donnelly (50:29): “She goes, dad, you want me to hold one of those ice cream cones? He goes, ‘You chose fruit. You stick with fruit.’”

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9. Animal Control: Shooting Squirrels, Prairie Dogs, Iguanas (59:23–66:39)

• How farmers and authorities handle animal pests: from helicopters shooting boars to hiring marksmen for prairie dogs.
• Heartfelt moments about feeling guilty feeding livestock to snakes or lizards.

Quote – Zach Amico (60:06):
“It would cost more to rehabilitate [a horse with a broken leg] than you’re gonna get for whatever it’s for.”

• Stories of iguanas freezing and falling from trees in Florida: the rise of iguana pizza.

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10. Culinary Oddities: Iguana Pizza, Alligator BBQ, and Fermented Shark Meat (66:39–75:18)

• Watching a news report on iguana pizza, debating its appeal (68:41).
• Facebook Marketplace food “adventure”—ordering and eating a whole alligator (70:05–71:34).
• Discussing bitter Icelandic foods: black licorice, fish jerky, and the notorious rotten shark meat hákarl.
• Zac’s story of Icelandic “treats” so pungent, the cats went wild.

Quote – Shannon (76:03): “Hakarl is Iceland’s traditional dish of fermented shark meat that is buried and hung to decay for months. Known for its incredibly strong ammonia-like smell and acquired taste. It’s a true Icelandic delicacy.”

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Notable Quotes & Moments (by Timestamp)

• [05:16] Zac Amico: “A lot of my building is Middle Eastern...I was told…there are parts of the culture that love dogs. That’s a very biased...representation.”
• [09:37] Sean Donnelly: “If you get to 100 plays, [Mortal Kombat 2] turns into Pong.”
• [15:32] Zac Amico: “He got a point on all Star Wars…as a goof.”
• [25:53] Zac Amico: “This guy’s had eight chances to leave this horse alone.”
• [30:18] Zac Amico: “I’d way rather be that guy than the person…has to masturbate the horse with a giant flashlight.”
• [37:28] Sean Donnelly: “She was asking for it. She was asking for it.”
• [46:05] Zac Amico: “Bob Saget… your doll pinned up to a wall and Joey’s going, cut it out.”
• [50:29] Sean Donnelly: “She goes, dad, you want me to hold one of those ice cream cones? He goes, ‘You chose fruit. You stick with fruit.’”
• [60:06] Zac Amico: “It would cost more to rehabilitate [a horse with a broken leg] than you’re gonna get for whatever it’s for.”
• [76:03] Shannon (reading): “Hakarl is Iceland’s traditional dish of fermented shark meat that is buried and hung to decay for months. Known for its incredibly strong ammonia-like smell and acquired taste. It’s a true Icelandic delicacy.”

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Additional Memorable Segments & Timestamps

• [13:36–17:43]: Bootleg superhero movies & the story of the never-released Roger Corman Fantastic Four.
• [25:36–26:39] [57:34–58:34]: Horse revenge video—audience and hosts howling at the perfectly-timed animal karma.
• [35:32–40:00]: The “Dolphin Lover” documentary—perfectly skewered for its bizarre premise.
• [66:43–68:41]: Florida’s iguana hunting, iguana pizza, and the accidental connoisseurship of invasive species cuisine.
• [70:05–71:34]: The alligator BBQ from Facebook Marketplace—equal parts culinary adventure and horror.

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Final Thoughts & Episode Vibe

This episode packed in every flavor of “morning zoo” chaos: absurd animal stories, insider standup lore, Hollywood trivia, and gross-out culinary oddities. Zac, Sean, and Zach riff naturally with a lived-in camaraderie, dropping references and tangents that feel both wild and strangely educational. If you enjoy unfiltered conversations that leap from pop culture to primal urges with a shot of nostalgia and a heap of laughs, this episode is for you.

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Find the Guests:

• Sean Donnelly: Instagram @shawneytime
• Zach List: @zachlistcore on Instagram
• Zac Amico: Instagram @zachisnotfunny

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Selected Segments

• Animal Revenge Begins: [03:16]
• Arcade Nostalgia: [09:08–09:42]
• Dolphin Lover Documentary Clip: [35:32–39:42]
• Fat-Ass Goats: [41:04–43:09]
• Iguana Pizza News: [68:41–69:51]
• Hakarl (Fermented Shark) Explained: [75:08–76:11]

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Episode Rating:
Totally unhinged, gross, hilarious—true to the “morning zoo” promise.

Transcript

[Unknown Speaker 1]

Fill her up.

[Sean Donnelly]

You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

Wake up, it's time to go. Zach Amico's got a show. Animals are here to play jokes against you Start your day Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and join the cre It's a miko morning too.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, everybody, it's me, your other boy, the international superstar and welcome to the morning Zoo here on the Gas Digital Network. We are lucky ducks goes across the table from me. We had two great guests, one friend of the show, one new friend from the burbs Bros. It's our good buddy, Sean Donnelly. How you doing, man?

[Sean Donnelly]

How are you? How's it going, man?

[Zach Amico]

I'm doing pretty God damn okay. And next to him joining the show from the first time is our new friend, Zach L. How you doing, dude? I'm doing good.

[Zach List]

How about you?

[Zach Amico]

I'm doing great. Thank you for gracing us with our presence. Let's get plugs out of the way. Let the people know who you are and where they can find you.

[Zach List]

It's Ackliss on Instagram, so follow me there. That's pretty important, I guess.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Plugs.

[Zach List]

I'll be in August 7th, 8th. I'll be in Omaha opening for Jeremiah Watkins. And excellent Come to New York Comedy Club. Freshly delivered. That's it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Zach List]

Thank you.

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic. Mr. Donnelly.

[Sean Donnelly]

I am Shawnee Time. That's S e a n y t I m e on Instagram. And I will be this August 4th to the to the 9th. I will be in Las Vegas at the Laugh Factory at the Horseshoe Casino. It's been around for a while, so come see me there if you're in the area. That'd be awesome.

[Zach Amico]

Very, very nice. Find me on Instagram at Zach is not funny. Punch up. That lives Zach Amico. For all my dates, I'm taking a little break, but my special's coming out next month so you can catch that on Gas Digital, then on YouTube. And I will be hosting the main stage at the gathering of the Juggalos. So end of next month, I will be in Missouri trying to figure out how to get there because the airport's three hours away. So we will figure that I'll have an update, will be there the whole weekend. And I'll be hosting the main stage, I believe, Thursday, because I'm bringing up Vanilla Ice.

[Sean Donnelly]

That's amazing.

[Zach Amico]

So pretty God damn sick. If you're watching the show and you love it. Go to gas digital.com today. Use my promo code. Zoo. You get your episodes early ad free and uncensored. You save a little bit of money off your subscription, you get your episodes, you get the archives as well as thousands of episodes of your past shows, the live chat and you get our Friday bonus episode. And if you're missing out on the bonus episodes, guys, I did three different karaoke songs on Friday. All show tunes to delight of no one. So if you really want to watch me stretch and do some singing and driving, that Friday bonus episode, that'll get you.

[Zach List]

All right.

[Zach Amico]

So we got a few silly things to look at today, but I wanted to use one of my favorite things to start off the show. We are the zoo and we love animal videos. And one of my favorite things is animal revenge. I love seeing an animal that's having a bad time go, I'm done.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yes, absolutely. And when people try to like prank the animals, you mean like, or they're

[Zach Amico]

just not nice people.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

There's less than good service being provided. I may be biased because one of my earliest memories is going to a petting zoo and petting a horse for the first time. Very little. And my grandmother from across the petting zoo screaming, watch out, it's gonna kick. And running through the petting zoo, scaring everyone through piles of ducks and chickens, while her three year old grandson politely pet a horse for the first time.

[Sean Donnelly]

And no danger of getting kicked.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, I wasn't even near the back half of it.

[Zach List]

I have a. I'm from the Amish country in Pennsylvania. So like one time I tried to pet an Amish guy's horse. I was in the gas station coming out and he looked at me like I was a psycho.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

He.

[Zach List]

I thought it was like a nice cute thing to do. And he looked at me like I belonged in a different realm.

[Zach Amico]

My family will cross the street if someone has a pit bull or a rottweiler.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, yeah. Who doesn't? But who doesn't pet a horse if you can?

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

The cop horses in the city. I always like, can I pet your horse? I don't care what it's like. Yeah, come off like, those are number one.

[Zach Amico]

Can I pet your dog? Guy in the elevator.

[Sean Donnelly]

Absolutely.

[Zach Amico]

And it's. Oh, they're always pumped.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

No one's ever mad because I'm nice to him.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, exactly.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

You're not a piece of shit.

[Zach Amico]

Also, and I have been corrected on this recently on Instagram. A lot of my building is Middle Eastern they're not all crazy about pets, especially dogs. I was told some, in some places, dogs are not haram. Now, I did get a message from a very nice person that said that there are parts of the culture that love dogs. Okay, that. That's a very biased. And that's like more like a very, like, ghetto representation.

[Sean Donnelly]

Well, I feel like also, if you go to certain countries, I understand that these dogs just run.

[Zach Amico]

That's what they all just described to me is like, when we see the way they treat dogs over there. Those are wild dogs.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Those are not people's. It's kind of like a different. It's the way we would treat, like a coyote.

[Sean Donnelly]

Right? Yeah, right.

[Zach Amico]

By the way, shout out the new Mummy movie. Why?

[Sean Donnelly]

It looks crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, my God, it was so good. Oh, you saw it already, Dude, I did. I did a nice little marathon, Ready or Not, to the Mummy and Mortal Kombat 2.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, nice blast.

[Zach Amico]

And a ha. I mean, what a fucking banger after banger after banger. Everyone I was with left Mortal Kombat 2 to go to bed and they were like, this isn't good. And I went, you're all stupid. Don't you know I'm witnessing history here?

[Sean Donnelly]

Don't you?

[Zach Amico]

Don't you know Barack is not here yet. I love. I was seven years old watching Mortal Kombat 2.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, dude. Oh, yeah. You jump right back into dude.

[Zach Amico]

You're back in. Everybody was great.

[Sean Donnelly]

That was a huge part of my life.

[Zach Amico]

Tons of F bombs.

[Zach List]

I haven't seen any of them.

[Sean Donnelly]

I know. Well, the games were like a. He's talking about the game. Playing the games. When I was like, yes, like 15, 16, Mortal Kombat and then Mortal Kombat 2.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

I.

[Sean Donnelly]

It was every day, all day during the summer.

[Zach Amico]

So the movie, the. The. I noticed a lot in the second one that just came out. They will frame a fight scene. Like you'll be watching a fight scene and then it will reframe and it will look for a second like the gate, like, oh, that's portions of the game.

[Sean Donnelly]

That's.

[Zach Amico]

And then it'll go back into close ups and shit. Yeah, but it will be like the level from the game.

[Sean Donnelly]

They'll do like the landscape thing.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. So. Yeah, but then it'll be the spike pit or the acid thing.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, that's.

[Zach Amico]

And it'll be them equidistant from each other about to fight again. And then it'll smash back into fight footage.

[Sean Donnelly]

Do they bring a lot of the original people? Like they have like rep. They reptile.

[Zach Amico]

Do they have reptile is in the first one.

[Sean Donnelly]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

So what was funny is they added a character for the new ones who's not in the games. And I don't know if he was supposed to be Italian or whatever, but he was not a popular choice.

[Sean Donnelly]

He was like a Johnny Cage ripoff.

[Zach Amico]

No, he's like kind of like a. I guess they couldn't have Liu Kang just win.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So they had a new guy and they real quick take care of him in this. And they take care. And like the one thing I like about it is the fatalities are like, oh, they're not in the movie anymore.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah. There's like just a game.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. You don't like die in the fight and then you're like, whoa, that was tough.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Like, no, they. They're done being in the movie kind of.

[Sean Donnelly]

That's what it probably should be. It's not like they're. Nobody's resetting and playing with another quarter again. It's just full on like, oh, that guy's dead.

[Zach Amico]

They bring Johnny Cage in and he's like a washed up actor.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He doesn't believe in himself. He doesn't like. He doesn't want to be there. Like, it's great. It's fucking really good.

[Sean Donnelly]

They used to have. Did you. Do you know about the games at all?

[Zach Amico]

Like, that could be more. This was like. This was. How old guy?

[Sean Donnelly]

What?

[Zach Amico]

How old are you?

[Sean Donnelly]

I'm 48.

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

I'm 38. But like, would you. Mortal Kombat was like the fit. You lot. You went to the video game store.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

To like line up. Because they would have a demo and.

[Sean Donnelly]

Right. And I. That's like the difference. I played. This is how old I am. I'd play on the arcade machine. That would be at like the comic book store by your house.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

And kids, we were just. It was the thing you'd put up. You put up quarter mint, you were next to play. And one thing we found. I don't know if you know about this. You'll get a kick out of this. If you played on the arcade version. We just kept continuing games. All these kids were playing at this place called Rare Coins on Long Island. And you got. If you get to 100 plays, it turns into Pong. Mortal Kombat 2 would turn into Pong.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, that's very funny.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah. And then you would just play Pong until you lost and then it would go back to Mortal Kombat.

[Zach Amico]

I just watched. I can't remember if I said here on the show. It was the story of a. I want to say, MIT professor. And he invented. It was a vector machine. So imagine like a round thing and it had two paddles. And he invented Pong on it.

[Sean Donnelly]

No way.

[Zach Amico]

As a thing to do while they were waiting for experiment that took a long time. And they said there would be an at, like, hours, long lines of people waiting to play.

[Sean Donnelly]

No way.

[Zach Amico]

And he just went, isn't that a funny thing? I invented and put it away and never copywrite it. Yeah. Or he invented video games and went, that's a silly thing. I put away and never saw a dime. God invented the concept of a video game.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's like Xerox with Windows. They're like, oh. They said what?

[Zach Amico]

The guy that invented. Was it Donkey Kong or Pac man? At. I want to say is Pac Man. Because they used to finance films. Namco.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they. My boss at Troma went and met the guy that invented Pac Man. He was in a cubicle. Really. Because he invented it. Working for them.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

So he was like a regular. Like, not even an executive.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He was just like, I come in every morning, eat an egg salad sandwich and watch the clock go guy.

[Sean Donnelly]

And he just happened. And while he was working there, he invented it. So they're like, that's just ours. Yeah. Like, that should have been a thing.

[Zach Amico]

And they're like, we need another one. Put a bow on it.

[Zach List]

It's crazy to be that smart and use it.

[Zach Amico]

I think what happened was people hacked the first Pac man and made everything harder. And they just bought the hack and put the bow on it and called it Ms. Pacman.

[Sean Donnelly]

Is that what it was? Wow.

[Zach Amico]

Back in the day, just to reset, Mario 2 was a completely different game. But they needed another one right away. So they just. Reese. That's why Mario 2 doesn't play like all the other ones.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Remember, like, it's, you know, like pull radishes out of the ground.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's different.

[Zach Amico]

That's because they. Reese shy guys were a villain from another game.

[Sean Donnelly]

Really.

[Zach Amico]

And they just reskinned everything because they needed a Mario out by Christmas.

[Sean Donnelly]

And they just. They just. They put the Mario property on. It's just Mario now.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

Interesting.

[Zach Amico]

While they were working on 3.

[Sean Donnelly]

No way. I remember 3 was huge.

[Zach Amico]

And other fun fact. Sonic 3, original soundtrack by Michael Jackson.

[Sean Donnelly]

Really? No way.

[Zach Amico]

And he did not like the Sega Genesis sound engine. So they kept fighting about it. And then his allegations began to arise and they went their separate ways. But the original Sonic 3 soundtrack has chord progressions and melodies from different songs that would later be Michael Jackson songs. Oh, that's because they used all his producers. So I believe it wrong. What's the Moscow. There's a Michael Jackson in Moscow.

[Sean Donnelly]

I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

And it is just a level in Sonic.

[Unknown Speaker 3]

Really?

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah. That's so funny. And then. And then all the shit started happening. So they were like, all right, we're good.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

It was more.

[Zach Amico]

He separated first because he did not like the sound card, but he thought it sounded shitty.

[Sean Donnelly]

It was a. Which it's like. But didn't he know what the eight bit. Whatever it is.

[Zach Amico]

He also tried to buy Spider man to be. He thought he should be Spider man in the movies. And he tried to buy it from Sony.

[Zach List]

That's awesome.

[Sean Donnelly]

But that. That was before it was like.

[Unknown Speaker 1]

What?

[Sean Donnelly]

It was. Right. That's when I was like, was there a whole thing with the rights for. That's why they had to make certain to keep the rights of these movies.

[Zach List]

They had to.

[Sean Donnelly]

They had to make them and they made a shitty one just to placehold the rights.

[Zach Amico]

So I know we haven't even done the video we were gonna do, but we've got a conversation to have. So. Yes, different film companies had bought the rights to different franchises instead of somebody owning whatever, you know, a Marvel Cinematic Universe. So Canon owned Fantastic Four.

[Sean Donnelly]

Canon.

[Zach Amico]

The copier canon films.

[Sean Donnelly]

Okay, okay.

[Zach Amico]

They made like super like Van Damme movies. Okay, okay, okay. So they made. They had in their contract they had to make a movie every so many years. So they made a Fantastic Four movie that never came out just to keep the. Shannon, can you search Roger Corman? Fantastic Four.

[Sean Donnelly]

It was Roger Corman that did it.

[Zach Amico]

And they were going to do a equally low budget Spider man and they never did. And loss of the rights as they were going into production, as they were also making a Masters of the Universe movie, they reappropriated all the sets and costumes and turned it into Van Damme's Cyborg.

[Zach List]

Really.

[Zach Amico]

Directed by Albert Pian, who was supposed to do those movies.

[Sean Donnelly]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Who's one of the worst directors of all time?

[Sean Donnelly]

Do you have. I don't know. We're going off on a tangent, but you ever hear the Dick Tracy thing with Warren Beatty?

[Zach Amico]

No, please.

[Sean Donnelly]

There's some thing with rights. That's why you don't. You won't find Dick Tracy streaming anywhere or anything. And it's because he has like really majority ownership of it. Warren Beatty and. And there's some kind of weird clause in his contract or within the rights that as long as he. He does this thing like once every two years he has to show up to an event dressed like Dick Tracy. And if he does that, he keeps the rights to Dick Tracy. Because I guess it's like. I guess it's. Hey, something. Something media has to performative has to be done based off this for you to not have to hand over.

[Zach Amico]

Some of the greatest contracts of all time are based on petty bets.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Lucas and Spielberg bet on which would make more money. Empire, Indiana Jones and Spielberg. They bet one point on the back end of the franchises and Spielberg one.

[Sean Donnelly]

Holy.

[Zach Amico]

And he got a point on all Star Wars.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh my God.

[Unknown Speaker 4]

Jesus.

[Zach Amico]

As a. As a goof.

[Sean Donnelly]

So that guy was. That guy was a billionaire. Like 94.

[Zach Amico]

As a goof that. Well, because what.

[Zach List]

I'm pretty sure the director thought it was gonna fail. Yes. Immediately. So he like. But he took more.

[Zach Amico]

Well, what happened was Spielberg wanted to make a James Bond movie. Really? But the James Bond people thought he would make it too family friendly and not like sexy and violent. So they said no.

[Sean Donnelly]

Wow. What year was that, you know.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I'll tell you exactly the year. Because George Lucas said I got a better. Fuck James Bond. Have you heard of these stories about this archaeologist? I'll let you use Han Solo.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, no way.

[Zach Amico]

And that's how they got together to do Indiana Jones was because they said no to him doing James Bond. Wow.

[Sean Donnelly]

So it worked out pretty damn well.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, did you find Fantastic Four? Roger Corman?

[Shannon]

I believe so. I think this is the trailer for it. It was 1994, right? That seemed right.

[Zach Amico]

Sounds about right.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

From the pages of the world's greatest comic book adventure.

[Zach Amico]

Four heroes on a daring mission in space. But something went wrong. Genetically transformed, they become the most powerful superheroes of all time. This never came out. You could get bootlegs of it, but they made it and never put it out just to keep the right.

[Sean Donnelly]

I wonder how long it was. Probably 90 minutes exactly.

[Zach Amico]

I'm sure it's the exact shortest it could be.

[Zach List]

Yeah. Does there have to even be a story? Like they just show these guys for like 90 minutes.

[Sean Donnelly]

I gotta be honest. Do you see that? The Dr. Doom look doesn't look that bad considering it's 94 and it's all low budget.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

Like utilize all their strength.

[Zach Amico]

Wilhelm Scream arch nemesis

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

Doom.

[Zach Amico]

It's CL Time. All right. Thank you. That's crazy. That that's. It's just an unrele movie.

[Sean Donnelly]

It just exists because that you can

[Zach Amico]

get it like the same way you can get like the Star Wars Christmas special.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, yeah. Where it's like, it's just. It's just around the ether now. Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, now I'm sure you just download it, but back in the day we used to go to Cons and get like clamshell VHS of it.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, well, did you. There's another one. Another Petty. Not a petty bet, but another bet one. Apparently Steven Seagal's career is based off an agent meeting him. He was like somebody's. Somebody's trainer or something like that. And it was. And somebody. It was like two agents was like, I can make that guy a star. And then the guy just did it. And then you get Steven Seagal.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then Judo G. Labelle made him poop his pants. That's supposedly a real story. He was talking about how. How great of a martial artist he was. Supposedly the fight in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is vaguely aware of it. And it's. Gal was talking and Judo Gene LaBelle who's like a really famous martial artist MMA guy, like he invented some. A lot of submissions and chokes and Stigalls do the things like, yeah, you can't touch me. You can't even come near me. Like, I'll kill you with two fingers. And he's like, now I do this, this Brazilian jiu jitsu stuff. And he's like, yeah, it doesn't work. And then supposedly he woke up with. In his pants in front of. He took him. He's like, hey, we're just. We're gonna fight like, like with, you know, like, hey, tap.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he was. And he just woke up with a full thumb.

[Sean Donnelly]

He's.

[Zach Amico]

He's a I on spook. I do a movie show as well. And our favorite thing is watching the progression of Seagal where he's first a hand to hand combat guy. Then as he gets fatter, he becomes a gun guy. Then he becomes a ballistics expert. And then towards the fattest of his career, he becomes a bomb squad guy who never gets up.

[Sean Donnelly]

Is this at a computer?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, he never gets. There's a drone footage called fat Ticker with him. Dennis Hopper Mace 1 of TLC. It's like a shitload of people are in it.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I swear to God, none of the famous people are in the same room with everyone. Just shot in front of black backdrops. It's supposed to be like a Irish terrorist movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Dennis Hopper just forgets his accent multiple times. Anyway, it's like, give me the check,

[Sean Donnelly]

let me get the hell out.

[Zach Amico]

Ready or not? To. Great. The Mummy. Way more violent than I thought it was gonna be.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Evil Dead level violent.

[Sean Donnelly]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

And creepy as fuck. Couldn't recommend both more.

[Sean Donnelly]

And is there big.

[Zach Amico]

Who.

[Sean Donnelly]

Who's in it? It's. It's a big name, right? It's the Mummy, Mommy.

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

Yeah, it's.

[Zach Amico]

I. The. The. It's. The director is Lee Cronin. I don't know. I think he did one of the other Evil Deads right here.

[Sean Donnelly]

I saw the first. Ready or not. It's awesome.

[Zach Amico]

The second one. Okay, this. It doesn't sound like it should go right into a second one. Yeah, it literally starts at her lighting the cigarette at the end of the first one.

[Sean Donnelly]

That's pretty great. That's. That's the way you get away with that, where it's like you just go jump right into it.

[Zach Amico]

Like, dude, it's. It's the end of the first one. She lights the cigarette and a cop car pulls up and the new movie starts. And it 100% works. Elijah Wood is in it. Fucking kills it.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, the first one's great. I want to check that out.

[Zach Amico]

It. And it makes sense.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You're not like, oh, they had attack on. You're like, oh, this is a natural progression to this story.

[Sean Donnelly]

Which is. Which is. It's great when it makes sense and it's not just like thrown together and like. The first one's so self aware that I'm sure. The second one.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it kicked ass.

[Sean Donnelly]

And then when that came out, there was that other one that came out that had the girl from Deadpool in it that was like, kind of the same deal.

[Zach Amico]

You're next.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yes. Yeah, yeah. Did you see that?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, of course I see all this.

[Sean Donnelly]

Was it good?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Your next was good. Knives Out, I thought was great.

[Sean Donnelly]

Knives out, it's great.

[Zach Amico]

That was good. Yeah, they're all super fun.

[Zach List]

Sequel was horrible.

[Zach Amico]

The onion thing.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So, you know, it's crazy. If you take the crate, whatever the criteria, whatever the Blu Ray of Knives out, it's got all knives in a circle on it. If you turn it around, it actually circles the killer.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If you take the sleeve and turn it backwards on the case.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It shows who the killer of the movie is.

[Zach List]

And also, just the end of that movie, it all relied on someone not burning that piece of paper.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Zach List]

And then he let it out there, and then someone just burnt it. And they were like, all right, we don't even Know where to go now.

[Zach Amico]

So that I think that the. The who done it? Murder mystery.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Is so underutilized. I've heard them say that even though they're not going to make another Jackass, they might do genre movies with the cast. And the idea of them being in

[Sean Donnelly]

a murder mystery, that'd be amazing.

[Zach Amico]

That sounds fucking great. I would say, like. And it's a mad, mad, mad, mad world. Or like a rat race.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Kind of like heist movie.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah. And then Cannonball Run with Jackass Guys. Yeah, that'd be awesome.

[Zach Amico]

And then. Because it reminds me, I don't know, this is. I was raised on old comedies. Same here.

[Sean Donnelly]

And you can have all of minute. Knoxville's kind of retired from the other shit, but you can have him like, on like a, you know, a Big Brother, what they called Amazing Race type deal.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

Across the country where they're just like, goofing off and stuff.

[Zach Amico]

Are you familiar with Murder by Death?

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, it's the one. It's what clues based on.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

I saw Murder by Death back in the day.

[Zach Amico]

Murder by Death was my parents favorite, one of my. Their favorite movies. And my mom can't remember how movies end, so she would get surprised by the ending every time.

[Sean Donnelly]

That's an amazing thing to have.

[Zach Amico]

Kind of cool.

[Sean Donnelly]

You get to rewatch the movie every time.

[Zach Amico]

Every single time. She was surprised.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's the usual suspects over and over.

[Zach Amico]

Have you heard of Murder by that. It's essentially all people from other detective movies playing exaggerated versions of themselves, like caricatures.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

It was like Peter Falk and a bunch of other, like, more famous actors doing a heightened, like, Clue type of thing.

[Zach List]

Gotcha.

[Sean Donnelly]

They. I. We were big into Clue when I was little with. With Timothy, Tim Curry and then Madeline Khan. You ever seen. Yeah. And if you watch it now, they do the three endings. Like. No, that's not how it ended. This is how it ended. It's three different endings. The original, apparently. I'm sure you know all three. They had all three. They were just gonna. Depending on where you went to see it, it would be a different.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Switch it up.

[Zach Amico]

Three endings. And depending, I believe, on the time you saw it too. So you could see it twice in a row and it would have a different killer.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, that's cool. That's really cool.

[Zach Amico]

I would love that. And that's how they did King Kong versus Godzilla in America, King Kong one. And in Japan, Godzilla one.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, really? That's called good marketing. Yeah, that's called keeping your. Your.

[Zach Amico]

That's a crazy. Sold King Kong vs Godzilla, owned neither property and pitched it to a movie company. I believe it was first supposed to be Frankenstein versus King Kong.

[Sean Donnelly]

Well, that's funny.

[Zach Amico]

Then they went, I don't think so. He's like, what if I can get you Godzilla? And they're like, yeah, we're in. And then he had to figure like, retro. Retro deal his way through that. And he got the movie made.

[Sean Donnelly]

He went to the Godzilla people and he was like, what if I can get you King Kong?

[Zach Amico]

He did that. He did double speak to both of them.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's smart. It's definitely smart.

[Zach Amico]

All right. I do want to. We never got to. This horse gets revenge. I thought, this is a fun one to start the day. Yay, animals. Shannon, I thought this was appropriate. Let's see it.

[Shannon]

Okay. Do you want me to play it with the sound or without?

[Zach Amico]

Ah, whatever.

[Shannon]

Okay.

[Sean Donnelly]

The sound helps.

[Zach Amico]

So this guy I think is hammered.

[Sean Donnelly]

I'd say so.

[Zach Amico]

The one trying to wear the horse's tail like a chair wig.

[Zach List]

Thought he was trying to finger it.

[Sean Donnelly]

I can't wait.

[Zach Amico]

This guy's had eight chances to leave this horse alone.

[Sean Donnelly]

And even now it's like running away from him. Here we go,

[Zach Amico]

dude.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, my God. How is no one stopping him?

[Sean Donnelly]

They're like, they're getting there.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Oh, good.

[Sean Donnelly]

They're just dragging him. What country is that? Does it say? That's definitely like, not America.

[Shannon]

Poland.

[Sean Donnelly]

Okay.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Well, there you go.

[Unknown Speaker 1]

Yeah,

[Zach Amico]

but he was like nothing better than a sweet chin music cell.

[Sean Donnelly]

He full on was like chasing it down and started pulling on the tail.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

And then he gets. He gets rocked.

[Zach Amico]

And then you think when you're near a horse, all I think is like, God damn, that's big. Yeah, you look at like, oh, you're one big muscle.

[Unknown Speaker 1]

You.

[Sean Donnelly]

They weigh like a ton. I think they weigh literally like almost a ton. Don't they weigh like a p. Like something insane, not like whatever it is.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, you can't like just like when one dies in Central Park. They can't just like he was call a vet.

[Sean Donnelly]

Right.

[Zach List]

Clearly hammered, but like weirdly mobile.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach List]

Cuz he was like catching up that vodka.

[Zach Amico]

That was vodka drunk. Yeah, that's vodka drunk.

[Sean Donnelly]

That's angry vodka drunk. Your nemesis the horse.

[Zach Amico]

I hate this. Shannon, I do this to you all the time. Can we please see the horse kick the other horse when they're trying to have the mate with the Mexicans? You know the exact video I'm talking about, right?

[Shannon]

Yeah, it's gotta find it what is this?

[Zach Amico]

So this is I guess like a stud farm. And they've got a horse, a female horse. And they've got her, you know, on a leash or whatever.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then they bring out the stud and he's ready. He is prepared.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah. He's at attention.

[Zach Amico]

It's a swinging.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I don't know if these two horses have met before. And she clearly told him no means no. If she said, hey, I'm. I think we should just be friends because he's coming in hot.

[Sean Donnelly]

The horse.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Me too.

[Sean Donnelly]

Movement

[Zach Amico]

and nay means nay.

[Sean Donnelly]

Nay. Nay means neigh.

[Zach Amico]

Hashtag nay means nay. And it might be my favorite sound effect of a hit I've ever like, if you could. Can this sound like how we just saw the Wilhelm Scream?

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like when anyone gets hit in something, it should come with this noise. Shannon, did I give you enough vamping time?

[Shannon]

Yeah, I have. It's a short. I just. It might stop just short of your favorite part.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, we'll see.

[Sean Donnelly]

She's like, I told you.

[Zach Amico]

Pablo. Pablo.

[Zach List]

Oh my God.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, damn it.

[Zach List]

It does see the dick until the end there.

[Zach Amico]

That was crazy shady. Could you try. Is. Is it possible you could try to find it with the. The impacted. What I want?

[Shannon]

Yeah, I'm still looking for it.

[Zach Amico]

I'm so sorry. The hit's great.

[Unknown Speaker 3]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It's a one shot. I. I don't know if it lives. What makes me think it doesn't is the following is what happens right after panicking or whatever. Everyone reacts pretty serious. But there is an additional part to it that makes it my favorite hit sound effect.

[Sean Donnelly]

Jesus.

[Zach Amico]

Is if you put it in a movie, it would be like a trauma. Like the kind of movies I make where you're like, oh, you're trying to be ridiculous.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, yeah. It's like over the top, but it doesn't sound real.

[Zach Amico]

It sounds hilarious. Any. Any close that job.

[Sean Donnelly]

Like imagine having that like talk about shitty jobs. It's like you sometimes they have those kind of jobs. They pay really well because of like the danger factor. But I feel like that probably does.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. I way rather be that guy than the person that has to a masturbate the horse with a giant flashlight.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Or put on a up to the shoulder glove to impregnate the female horse.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, I'd rather just bring the two.

[Zach Amico]

We watched a video of a lady that had to collect sperm from pigs and they just have like an ottoman that this thing hops up on. It didn't take a Lot of convincing. This thing knew it was getting jerked off.

[Sean Donnelly]

Is it velvet? Is it at least is. It sets the mood. He plays some music in the back.

[Zach Amico]

He just puts his two front hooves on, and he's like, this. Guys, watching this. This lady's gonna jerk me off. And she's got to jerk off his twisty pig dick. Dude, I'm not sure if she has a glove on.

[Sean Donnelly]

She's playing pinball. She just.

[Zach Amico]

And she's just milking him into, like, a bucket. Because pig orgasms can be a half an hour.

[Sean Donnelly]

Jesus.

[Zach Amico]

So this lady, like, dude, my wife gets mad at me. Too many. Like, can I switch arms? It's the same exact motion, by the way. It's got a second. I'm over an ottoman.

[Sean Donnelly]

Build your forearms.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, I'm shaking my butt over an ottoman.

[Sean Donnelly]

Screw Equinox. I'm jerking off pigs.

[Zach List]

Every guy comes quick to her.

[Zach Amico]

Then after that.

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I'm sure she doesn't want to imagine trying to get jerked off by her at the end of a long day.

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Come on, baby. I've been dying.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Yes.

[Sean Donnelly]

I leave work at work. Okay.

[Zach Amico]

You come in with a snout.

[Sean Donnelly]

One of those little pig noses.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, any luck?

[Shannon]

I have the. The pig one. I couldn't find the longer one.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Sean Donnelly]

Big one's a half hour long.

[Zach Amico]

Anyway, so what happens after that horse gets hit? It just starts shitting. So you just hear crack. And everyone goes. It is just shooting. Turns out because it's dead, it just.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's just. Yeah, that's. That's crazy. Yeah, it's definitely dead. They probably just nailed it right in the exact part of the house.

[Zach Amico]

It gets it right in the temple.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah. Isn't that. Didn't they say that's the thing, even humans, where it's like.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's. Whatever. The temple's wrong. It's dead between the eyes. It gets it.

[Sean Donnelly]

Jesus Christ. And it's.

[Zach Amico]

Before it hits it, it's. It's kickfall. All right, we can see that. We can see the pig real quick.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, yeah, he's got.

[Zach Amico]

By the way, this isn't even a funny video. It looks like this is an instructional.

[Zach List]

Getting a prostate exam.

[Sean Donnelly]

Pig's about to do gymnastics.

[Unknown Speaker 4]

Bacteria to the region, massage the prepuce of the board to expel the fluid that can accumulate there. Let's take a quick look at the anatomy of the board to understand why this process is necessary. She just drifted, as you can see from this drawing. Boar is actually.

[Zach Amico]

Well, that's to get the dick out.

[Unknown Speaker 4]

Right here inside Their prepuce that can collect and sometimes should remove the outer glove that has been used to clean the prepusial fluid.

[Zach Amico]

This is a multi glove operation.

[Unknown Speaker 4]

Gloved hand.

[Zach Amico]

Who was it on camera that said do you think on his birthday she takes the glove off? I think that might have been Priya. That was very funny.

[Unknown Speaker 4]

And end up in the collection device. If the penis is perpendicular to the boar's body then the fluid will not enter the collection mug. Let's take a closer look.

[Zach Amico]

We have to call it a mug

[Unknown Speaker 4]

of the gloved hand with the penis.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, let's not call it a mug here.

[Unknown Speaker 4]

I'm using an AI.

[Zach Amico]

I think you hate Mondays.

[Unknown Speaker 4]

In an ideal situation, I'm not me

[Zach Amico]

until I've had my mug of pink

[Unknown Speaker 4]

gum is to ejaculate.

[Zach Amico]

Ensure no one talk to me until I've had my

[Unknown Speaker 4]

the sperm rich fraction and all of the ejaculated fluids following it should be collected in the collection. This will include the gel fraction as well. Which typically aren't. The semen sample should be sealed and placed into the warming cabinet until processed by the lab.

[Sean Donnelly]

Wow, that's a lot.

[Zach Amico]

It's a lot of pigtum. You don't think it's a lot of pig cums?

[Sean Donnelly]

Wow, that is a ton of pig cum in the market for some.

[Zach Amico]

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[Sean Donnelly]

Jesus Christ.

[Zach Amico]

We're having fun. Now we can. You know, I wasn't going to go right to this, but while we're on the subject, I did send Shannon a video that is a clip from a documentary called Dolphin Lover.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, boy.

[Zach Amico]

And it's about what you think it's going to be about. So let's see it. Shannon and

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

swam over to the wire fence that encircled the pool. Dolly swam up to me. She laid her snout on my shoulder. She embraced me with her flippers. And we just stared into each other's eyes for a couple of minutes.

[Sean Donnelly]

Fuck this guy.

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

Well, when other people claim that I must have raped the dolphin, my response is that you can't outswim a dolphin in the water.

[Sean Donnelly]

They won't stop saying, I raped the dolphin.

[Zach Amico]

You never want to preface that. You don't want to be the one prefacing a story.

[Zach List]

He knew it was coming right after the love story. He was like.

[Zach Amico]

And you may be thinking, I. Now, listen, I. I've danced this. This isn't my first rodeo. I know a lot of you out there are going, I think he raped that dolphin. But au contraire, monfre.

[Sean Donnelly]

He made love to the dolphin.

[Zach Amico]

It's not good when you have, like. When you do a documentary like that, usually they tell you to include the question in your response.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So that you don't have to play the question.

[Zach List]

He was freestyling.

[Zach Amico]

I really don't think they were like, see, do you rape it? I think he was like, I gotta get ahead of this.

[Sean Donnelly]

He would be like, see, Everybody keeps saying that. That's. That would have been the clip. Please stop saying that. We were in love.

[Zach Amico]

So please go ahead.

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

Could not outswim a dolphin in the water. Dolphin in the water is in its element. We spent half an hour in courtship. If it had been rape, it would have been easier for her to stay in the pen where the male dolphin would have protected her from me. Instead, she chose to squeeze between a couple of boards and get into another pen where we had some privacy.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, my God.

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

She ended up.

[Zach List]

She was asking for it.

[Sean Donnelly]

She was asking for it.

[Zach Amico]

That is literally the first of all. What was she wearing?

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, yeah. What was she.

[Zach Amico]

Second of all, he went, well, that's literally like. If you're like, well, then she shouldn't have been at the Puerto Rican Day

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

parade,

[Sean Donnelly]

because she could have just had the other male dolphin protector, but she swam right into the rape pen.

[Zach Amico]

It's me when I argue about Harvey Weinstein, I'm like, well, what were they doing in his hotel room anyway? They knew he had power.

[Sean Donnelly]

He was in the private pen.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He was in the suite.

[Sean Donnelly]

She swam over to the suite where I have sex with all my dolphins. Jesus Christ.

[Zach Amico]

Go ahead.

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

Stop wanting to do was make love with me. Their claim that this was rape is based on a whole bunch of fallacies. Also.

[Sean Donnelly]

Who's that?

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

I didn't find any moral or ethical objections, everybody. He goes, I think what may have harmed her was that we both developed an emotional attachment. In fact, I think it's fair to say that if. If I hadn't been involved with Dolly. If I hadn't been in love with Dolly, I never would have bothered to write a book about the experience. If this was just some farm boy with a goat, I'm not sure that's a worthwhile story. I'm pretty convinced that Dolly was also in love with me. Just from the way she behaved. I'm convinced that we were in love with each other. I pulled out of her and swam over to the wire fence that encircled the pool. Dolly swam up to me. She laid her snout on my shoulder.

[Zach Amico]

There we go.

[Zach List]

There's no way he could recognize the flippers after this.

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

And we just stared.

[Zach List]

You go, who are you in love with?

[Sean Donnelly]

A couple of minutes, put a bunch of dolphins up, pick her out of the lineup. Tell me which doll.

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

When other people claim that I must have which.

[Sean Donnelly]

Which one's Dolly.

[Shannon]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

Also have some more creativity with the name Dolly the Dolphin. Come on, we can. We can do better than that. Jesus Christ, man. Was that the photo of him was when he did it? That's like the seventies, I believe so. So he was like. At some point, this guy was just like, I gotta be who I gotta be me. I gotta tell everybody that I the stuff. And he goes, nobody asked you to write a book about it. He's like, that's why I had to write a book about it. People need to know about.

[Zach Amico]

Well, there's a famous lady who lived in, like, it was a house, but it was half flooded, and dolphins would come in and out. And she had a dolphin boyfriend. But I think much like the pig we just watched, he figured out he was gonna bust a nut.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If he did, like, it's like getting a treat.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So I think Pavlovian. Yeah. As opposed to this. This man had a seduce. Without you, my life has no porpoise. There he is. Do you think they do breath play with the blowhole? Like, he just puts his thumb on it. See how long you can go before you black out?

[Sean Donnelly]

Dolly. Dolly the dolphin. And then where's Dolly now? I guess Dolly's gone, huh?

[Zach Amico]

I don't know how long dolphins live. Especially slutty Ones.

[Shannon]

And this was like a 2015. I think this came out, that documentary.

[Zach List]

He had a photo of him with

[Zach Amico]

the dolphin in like the seventies. It looked like.

[Zach List]

Did he have a video?

[Zach Amico]

I don't think so. No.

[Zach List]

He was like, let's turn it off for this.

[Sean Donnelly]

I got it. No, he did it and then decided that the world needed to know about it. Then he's like, that's why I had to write a book. I'm like, nobody?

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

Where is. How is this informing you? Just a dolphin and like, you're just grossing people out.

[Zach Amico]

Have you seen the goats with the fat asses?

[Sean Donnelly]

I think I might have, actually. Maybe you showed me it.

[Zach Amico]

I don't. So, Shan, if you could look up goats with big butts, it's. They have like beauty shows and it's a specific breed of goat that much like the way a camel gets a hump, it grows a big fat ass. Like it gets cheeked up.

[Zach List]

Yeah,

[Zach Amico]

damn right.

[Sean Donnelly]

Kim Koat bbls.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

Jesus Christ.

[Zach Amico]

And they have like beauty competitions in the Middle east, and there's guys just standing there with their go to. And you're like, this guy is this goat.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

There's no way regular goats are getting it. You think this thing's shaking its around town. I just like it for its milk.

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

It's not.

[Zach Amico]

And they'll shave it down. Like, they're like, dude, these things are caked up.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Walking around.

[Sean Donnelly]

What do they call them? Bar Dunkin Dunks?

[Zach Amico]

Baba.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

L.

[Zach Amico]

Do you have any more of that or like, any of the competitions or anything? Yeah, yeah. Dude, look at these guys.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, these guys are pumped.

[Sean Donnelly]

That's so crazy. I've never seen this.

[Zach Amico]

I thought, ironically, when you're betting that a Middle Eastern guy is going to prematurely ejaculate, you say 10 on pump one. Man, I really stretched for that one.

[Sean Donnelly]

The. But there, you know what it is? They come to those. Those. Those beauty contests. These guys are just on the farm with these things alone. It's just an accepted thing where it's like, I'm definitely this goat when I'm lonely at night in the middle of my.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

Farm in Kandahar or whatever it is.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Well, there's that old street joke. The guy washes up on a desert island and he's got a dog and a pig. And a couple months in, pig's starting to look pretty good. He decides he's gonna pull a move, right? So he starts caressing the back of the pig. Dog goes nuts, goes to bite him, right. He goes all Right. A couple weeks later, getting these, you know, he's chubbed up. Pig's looking pretty good, right. He rubs the back of the pig's neck. The pig is dog starts to bite him. Right. A few weeks later, another shipwreck. The most beautiful bl. I mean a 10 most beautiful girl washed up on shore. He gives her mouth to mouth, saves her life. She's like, oh my God, you saved my life. All my friends are dead. I'm alone out here with you for God knows how long. I owe you. I'll do anything you want. He goes, yeah. Can you take this dog for a walk?

[Sean Donnelly]

You ever see the Golden Girls one with her with telling that joke?

[Zach Amico]

I have. I asked me that.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's like Rue McClanahan telling Betty White.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Zach List]

Off.

[Zach Amico]

Like. Like in between takes. It's pretty great.

[Sean Donnelly]

And she tells it well. Yeah, yeah, she really does. And in the clip, I don't know if you noticed, the dad from Different Strokes is the one who told her the joke. Oh, that's very Conrad Bain. She goes, conrad Bain told me this jokes.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, that must. I mean that had to be the amount of fun the Full House dads must have had.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh my God.

[Zach Amico]

Just cracking like, because they. Apparently the parents of all the kids had to have a meeting about that. About them, about them being inappropriate because

[Sean Donnelly]

they're all like, how old are they? Maybe they're not even 30 at that point. Right. They're just fucking around.

[Zach Amico]

But I guess there was an episode where there was a donkey on set and it got a boner and they all started improving because what would happen is you would shoot around the kids. So for all their close up, the kids are dolls.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, really?

[Zach Amico]

Or they're. If you don't have a stand and like if the kids aren't gonna really move in the scene.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You shoot at. You crop them out. But you have a doll, a life size thing there to give perspective for you. So you get eyeline.

[Sean Donnelly]

So they don't have to have the kids on set for as long as.

[Zach Amico]

Well, you can't.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You only have the kids on set for six hours, I think.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

So they would get all the wides done, all the kids lines done, and then at the end you get all the grown up lines.

[Sean Donnelly]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

But they said, I think some of the parents were watching on a monitor and Bob Saget picked up one of the dolls and was humping, which. Okay. Is very funny when it's not a doll dressed like your child.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

And it's 1987. At this point.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But come on, Bob Saget, your doll pinned up to a wall and Joey's going, cut it out.

[Sean Donnelly]

Well, that's the funniest thing that, you know, they got so popular from that and they had those stories about he, you know, he's a dirt. He was a dirty. He was a dirty stand up.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

And that people would go because of Full House. Go see him and just walk out.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

What the is this? It's the dad from Full House.

[Zach Amico]

And then what's real cool. Yeah. He's half and half. He.

[Sean Donnelly]

I. I don't know what he became, but I remember him being clean on TV back in the day. But I don't know what his like club act was, but he. Because he used to be on that show, out of control, whatever it was called, that's where he got. Cut it out like that. He would do that and then he would do like impressions. I think he was fairly clean, but he might have gotten dirtier as he, he. As he went along.

[Zach Amico]

Dumb question. Probably not now because he's sick. Be the generation has passed. But when Dave Coulier goes out on a college tour. Yeah, he's fucking right.

[Sean Donnelly]

Absolutely. Or he was at least.

[Zach Amico]

Or like I'm saying back in, let's say late 90s, 2000s. So all girls that are in college that were in the right age group that he was like maybe in his 20s, 30s, when they were like teens.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

He's a foul.

[Sean Donnelly]

He's a. He's a superstar at those colleges at that point. He's a rock star.

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

He's.

[Zach Amico]

And that's like Dane Cook level.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah,

[Zach Amico]

yeah. Don't forget he was getting Alanis more set on his own.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So if he's going on these. Yeah. Especially on the road after the show's done. And that's what. And he's probably making. Making tons of money because shows and reruns forever. Yeah. And then.

[Zach Amico]

And when you still got residuals.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, yeah. And the exact age of these girls, they came up on it. So they're just like, oh, my God. It's, it's.

[Zach Amico]

You're hitting a lot of daddy issues.

[Sean Donnelly]

Absolutely. Dude. That college 100. He's doing it. No, there's no doubt about it. I didn't even think of that. But like, yeah, he cleaned up. I guarantee you I'm one.

[Zach Amico]

Who do you think? As far as like big road X clean guys probably did the greatest. As far as.

[Sean Donnelly]

As far as like pussy goes.

[Zach List]

I mean, we got some proof of seinfeld.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, Cosby. But it wasn't by.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, Cosby counts.

[Sean Donnelly]

He could rack it up if he just, you know, get a little dangerous.

[Zach Amico]

That was funny that Jason Alexander got got. Oh, the girl, Courtney Stodden came after him saying that she shot a sketch with him when he was. She was 17.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Rubbed his phone on her tits. But it's in the sketch. It's not like he was doing it.

[Sean Donnelly]

And then he came out and apologized about it.

[Zach Amico]

He apologized and donated money to a charity for, like, child brides and stuff.

[Sean Donnelly]

I wonder if you. You wonder if he like, it's so funny when people. People like that will come out with that. We're like, oh, was something gonna be said about it or something? Asked about in an interview or something? And your people were like, get ahead of this. Admit you did it and be like, I'm so, so sorry, and donate, and then you'll. You'll be okay.

[Zach Amico]

Like, you know, I saw a meme that was so funny. Do you remember in the Simpsons where Lisa steals the pig when she becomes vegetarian?

[Sean Donnelly]

Yes, Paul McCartney.

[Zach Amico]

And then Marge goes, bart, no. And he goes, I'm standing right here. She goes, sorry, I'm just. They had that where it says, seinfeld star accused of pedophilia. And she goes, jerry, no. And he stands there. He goes, I'm right here. She's like, sorry, I'm just.

[Sean Donnelly]

One of my favorite Simpsons things ever was when. Remember that? When the asteroid's gonna hit. That's a great episode. And then he goes, earlier in the episode, homer to the kids. He goes, don't worry, kids. It'll come into our atmosphere and burn up to the size of a chihuahua's head. And then it comes in, and that's exactly what happens. That Chihuahua comes over and barks. Park goes, yeah, but I'm. I'm scared. Dad was actually right. He goes. And then Homer goes, I know, kids. I'm scared.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Oh, it shows.

[Sean Donnelly]

So good.

[Zach Amico]

Nothing makes me happier. Dude, I get Simpsons all the time.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, my God. Do you have a favorite all time line of. Of the.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, this is all ones I do around the house.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. You can't make friends with salad. You don't win friends.

[Sean Donnelly]

Don't make friends with salad. Another favorite part is the when the who shot Mr. Burns? And he's holding two. Homer's driving with two ice cream cones. And she goes, dad, you want me to hold one of those ice cream cones? He goes, you chose fruit. You stick with fruit.

[Zach Amico]

You know, everyone last night. And I got big laughs out of me. The critic.

[Sean Donnelly]

Critics. Great, dude. I only lasted one year. 2. It's so good.

[Zach Amico]

2. And it really got me.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, my God, The Cape Fear episode is so good. Buy my book.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, I was thinking Cape Fear Simpsons.

[Sean Donnelly]

No, misery. Misery of critic.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Cape Fear Simpsons is so good that it affects the movie, which is a great movie. And it is very difficult to watch. Watch the movie and not Simpsons it.

[Sean Donnelly]

Did you ever see that one? Are you a Simpsons guy?

[Zach List]

I've seen a little bit of this.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Zach List]

I'm more of a. The Office Nathan for you.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach List]

The Mr. Beast.

[Zach Amico]

I would suggest Simpsons season three through about nine.

[Zach List]

Gotcha.

[Zach Amico]

That's like they're cooking.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Cuz what? The Simpsons. While people don't realize, Matt Granning, Lord love a duck, the guy that created the Simpsons, seems like kind of a figurehead. But he showed up, he was gonna pitch a completely different cartoon. They didn't want it because he had a. He had a comic called Life in Hell with all bunny rabbits that you'll see in the early Simpsons. They're like, we don't want it. So he just drew his family and was like. And named them after his family. And then they were like, well, this is a sitcom. Yes. But then they just took everyone from Cheers, all the execs, and went, hey,

[Sean Donnelly]

can you guys make a really great show out of this?

[Zach Amico]

You guys pray to Jewish God to make this really good. So you've got James L. Brooks, Sam Simons, like, all these track records of like, you know, 20 hits back to back, back, making the Simpsons incredible. Bring in the best voice actors, the best writers. At one point, it's. Everyone in the writers room is from Harp. Back. What? You can go, yeah, everyone here is from Harvard or Yale. There are no DEI hires on this. These are angry old men.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

Three is when Conan comes in, right?

[Zach Amico]

Conan o' Brien a little later.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's a little later than that.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

I thought he was three.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I think his first is the monorail is the first one he wrote.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah. That's so good. If you watch the. But if you watch, you can tell. It's so funny. If you watch the first season, even the pilot, it's so by the book sitcom. And then it just gets weirder and weirder as time goes on.

[Zach Amico]

Well, the. It aired in the wrong order.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, did it?

[Zach Amico]

The pilot was supposed to be the babysitter episode, but they turned it into the Christmas episode.

[Sean Donnelly]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Because they said it was too scary.

[Sean Donnelly]

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Zach Amico]

But then. Yes, but like, Matt Groening is like, no. When you read his notes on what the Simpsons was supposed to be. Mr. Burns supposed to be named Mr. Meanie. Homer was supposed to be crusty.

[Zach List]

Wasn't it? Like, back then they'd like, give you, like maybe a full season just to figure out the audience.

[Zach Amico]

And if it's the first season, Seinfeld sucks.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

No, that's first season of the Office they don't have. They don't know. He's completely. Michael Scott is a completely different character in the first season, the Office. And he's actually said that they told him to stop buttoning his top button. They change his hair, and they changed something else. And I know with Parks and Rec, Amy Poehler went in and said, you need to rewrite my character next season because I'm just lady Michael Scott.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I'm not in it. She was. I. She was. I'm not knit. Michael Scott's a fucking idiot. I'm not an idiot. I'm a very capable person whose flaw is how much she cares.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

And I heard with the office, it was 40 year old virgin came out and was such a hit that they were like, we need 15% of that guy in the Michael Scott character. Like, and they made him a complete buffoon. But one of the other changes they made is that he's really good at his job. And that helped it as well.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

Because if you notice, there's tons of different scenes where it's like he's the really, really great salesman, but the rest of the time he's just this like, goofball. Whatever it is, it's pretty. It's. It's. It's pretty interesting. You're right. Because it's like they get their sea legs the first. What, like season. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

The idea of Crusty was that that was Homer's secret job.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Really.

[Zach Amico]

And that Bart's hero was actually Homer. That's why they're identical.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Zach Amico]

And then they separate. But then the critic was supposed to be a crusty spin off.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, really?

[Zach Amico]

And it was going to be Crusty moves to New York. He finds out he has a son and moves to New York to do the daytime show in New York. And it was gonna at one point be live action with Dan Castellana as Krusty. Then they completely with it.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then they were looking, I believe, for a mid season replacement. And they went, well, we have this Krusty thing already. We'll Change them into a film critic, Jay. And then they invented the kick because they were already working with love. It's non stop.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, it's so good. I wish it would have lasted longer. It only lasted the two.

[Zach Amico]

There was. They were pitching movies in the critic. I was watching last night, and Jay Sherman just goes, Ah, Dr. Strange Lovitz. Hold on, I'll make a call. And then stops the episode to pitch it. And they go, strange Lovitz. He goes, the character actor. No, he didn't die.

[Sean Donnelly]

Well, the best is because he'd have his, like, movie review showing. You'd watch the critic. You'll love it.

[Shannon]

It.

[Sean Donnelly]

And then he has. Remember he has Goodfellas too.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

And they're in the car and he goes, what they. What's that smell? And they get out of the car, open up the trunk, and it's Jay Sherman. He rolls over, he goes, hi, God. That's like his catchphrase every once in a while. Hi, God.

[Zach Amico]

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[Shannon]

Sorry, sorry, Zach. I have the full horse video now. Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Not a girl.

[Shannon]

Shannon, I didn't want to interrupt.

[Zach Amico]

One more time for the kids.

[Sean Donnelly]

He's definitely died, I think.

[Zach Amico]

I don't. It don't read well, by the way, if that horse is dead now, you just gotta be like, all right. I guess we had a tractor.

[Sean Donnelly]

They.

[Zach Amico]

That's what they do. What are you gonna do?

[Sean Donnelly]

They do forklift onto the back of a. Of a flatbed truck.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Just like, oh, that's so much to move. Oh, my God.

[Sean Donnelly]

That's like. Even when I don't think they do it anymore, because they probably just shoot. They probably have a drug. But if you go to the. I used to go to the racetrack.

[Unknown Speaker 4]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

They used to build a tent around it.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah. But at the racetrack, Belmont, I used to go with my dad. And if something happens, they. They used to. The back. Back in the day, they used to just shoot the horse there on the track because they couldn't move it.

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

Or, you know, they had. They had to do that. They couldn't get it up and, like, you know, didn't have a cane for the horse. You know, it's like.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

If a horse breaks its leg, it's done.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's done.

[Zach Amico]

It's done.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's what. So we've watched a ton of videos on here of people that shoot prairie dogs.

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

And they like. Well, you'll hire a certain. Like, the same way you'll get somebody to, like, de rat your farm.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's like an infestation thing.

[Zach Amico]

Or the people that hunt boars from helicopters. Because life's awesome. If you get prairie dog. If you get bad prairie dogs in your farm, you hire somebody with sniper rifles and they just spend the day. I mean, they turn into mist, but it's because they dig holes. And if your horse or your cow steps in it and breaks its leg, you are now down. You're down what, 2,000 something?

[Sean Donnelly]

I don't know how much more, probably 10 grand for.

[Zach Amico]

I have no idea what they call. But you're down that.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because now you're. You're not. It would cost more to rehabilitate it than you're gonna get for whatever it's for.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, dude, My. My girlfriend's family, she's part native, and she's. Her family's from Kodiak, Alaska, and grow. Growing up. Her uncle, I think it was her cousin, his job is back in, like, the, 70s, 80s. His job is to go by the Kodiak airport and shoot all the seagulls that are in jeopardy of Going into the air, into the airplane engines. So he was just there and just

[Zach Amico]

unofficial job on like a hill. Can I ask you if you remember a guy. Do you remember a guy who did comedy for a while? He was a X nypd and I don't know if he made it much further than Mike's and bar shows, but he had a story about them having to get rid of seagulls at ground zero.

[Sean Donnelly]

No. Was it Mark? No, it wasn't Mark.

[Zach Amico]

It wasn't Mark. Yeah, it was another. I remember when he started, he wouldn't use his name because he wasn't retired yet.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yet. Oh, really?

[Zach Amico]

And then he was in the pro. He was like, I'm getting ready. He was, I want to be a full time comedy. I'm retiring soon. And I would let him do my mic under a pseudonym. And he was super funny. I don't know if he gave up, but he talked about how when they were doing the recovery, eventually seagulls and crows. You know there's a bunch of meat in there.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And how they were throwing Alka Seltzer to him.

[Sean Donnelly]

Really? To blow them up at ground zero.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Because they couldn't shoot him.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Have live shots going.

[Sean Donnelly]

Jesus.

[Zach Amico]

So I think they were waiting over

[Sean Donnelly]

by the water and then just chucking

[Zach Amico]

alcohol and they were feet. I think they might even put them in treats.

[Sean Donnelly]

That's so fucked up because that's insane.

[Zach Amico]

But you do that. I never heard that. I've heard of that on fishing boats too. If you're chum in the water.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And a bunch of seagulls show up. You throw a couple Alka Seltzers in the chum and then it gets them all big. They just get really like. And they have to go sit on the water for a while and fart it out.

[Zach List]

I had a family friend who would shoot squirrels at their cabin like every weekend. And the noise is insane. When they explode, it's like a little chipmunk.

[Zach Amico]

Like the inner. It's crazy.

[Sean Donnelly]

You would see him do it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Zach List]

You'd see him do it.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

Yeah.

[Zach List]

I was like seven and they, they asked me to do it once and I just like pulled the trigger while they held it. Did you get a pretty white trash upper?

[Sean Donnelly]

But did you get this girl?

[Zach List]

Yeah, I did. And like I told my friends at school and they're like, you're insane.

[Zach Amico]

But I think I would feel.

[Sean Donnelly]

I feel terrible.

[Zach Amico]

Oh yeah. Terrible.

[Zach List]

Because there's no reason.

[Zach Amico]

I'm not a real man.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I can't. I. I felt guilty When I would accidentally kill the bugs, I got to feed my lizards.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah. I, I had the same thing with the snakes. I had goldfish I had to put in. And by the like a year into having the snake, I was like, I feel so bad for these freaking goldfish.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, go.

[Sean Donnelly]

And they eat the goldfish. They like, they stalk them. Sure.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

Well, I.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

You.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I go on a deep YouTube dive now and then of watching snakes eat. Yes. Do I want to be the one that fed them?

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

No.

[Zach List]

You ever seen those like anaconda videos? They just swallow like a whole deer.

[Zach Amico]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

I've seen like photos. I never saw the video.

[Zach Amico]

I do the dumps they take.

[Zach List]

I haven't seen that.

[Zach Amico]

It's like they. It's almost. You think it's shedding? Yeah, it's shedding. And shedding are very close because the dumps that come out, it looks like they Just a second one of them.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach List]

Shooting a deer has to be coming

[Sean Donnelly]

insane because anacondas are like, what are they? Like how, how long are they? They're like.

[Zach Amico]

I think the big ones are pretty big.

[Zach List]

They're huge.

[Zach Amico]

Can you give us the average length of an anaconda?

[Sean Donnelly]

What was the one I just saw where. It was like the. Oh God. What was it? It was like the, the. It was like alligator getting like destroyed by. Oh my God. It was some. I wish I could. I wish I had my phone.

[Shannon]

I love eating people 15 to 18ft long.

[Zach Amico]

Jesus Christ.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh my God. That's terrifying. That's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

That's prehistoric. We shouldn't have those.

[Zach List]

Yeah, those are dinosaurs.

[Sean Donnelly]

But you only find them like in like the swamps of. Or like the, the far east or something. Right. It's like.

[Zach Amico]

No, I think they wind up. I think you get some pretty big snakes in the water.

[Sean Donnelly]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

Jesus, dude.

[Zach Amico]

I mean we were covering it pretty hard where they had the. They had a big. There's a big iguana problem in Florida. And then there was a. I heard about this, I think freeze and by deep freeze it's just, you know, it got cold in Florida. Uncharacter, uncharacteristically. But these, they're cold blooded. So they just, they didn't freeze to death. They all just went kind of, I guess dormant because their blood was too cold. So they were just big ass iguanas falling out of tree, just burnt. And then they were giving you a reward because they're not indigenous, you're not supposed to have them. And they up the kind of like when they brought the toad To Australia.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I would have called it a wuzzle wazzle. So they were giving people rewards. And one of them was a pizza place. And you got a free pie forever. So many iguanas. And then they were cutting up the iguanas and making iguana pies. Oh, really? Oh, people like. Dude, it was a full.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

Like.

[Zach Amico]

Like they were given recipe because there's so. Dude, people were, like, going to places and filling their car with them.

[Sean Donnelly]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Jesus Christ, Shannon. We haven't done iguanas in a while. And we'll end on this, dude. Like, people are like, line them up. I'm talking 100. And they're big motherfuckers.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But they're all. They can't move. But then all I'm thinking is like, dude, what if your car gets hot?

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

But also wasn't. It was a thing where. I know you said Florida, right? Like, the Key west had it where, like, it was totally cool.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Just go.

[Sean Donnelly]

And people were, like, getting baseball bats and just bashing them out of the trees.

[Zach Amico]

Whacking there.

[Sean Donnelly]

Just iguana whacking all over Key West, Florida.

[Zach Amico]

I can't remember who told me a story. It was an island town and they had some type of indigenous animal problem, so they gathered them all up and put them on the mainland. But then the lake froze and they all just walked back the next day. It was like a giant undertaking. Yeah, that was.

[Sean Donnelly]

That's so great. Oh, this is. Are these the ones that are dormant?

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

These massive green iguanas are falling out of the trees. They lose control of their muscles when it gets super cool like this to survive, and they end up dropping out of trees. And I'm holding a bunch of giant males. Random. I linked up with these dudes. They're hunting iguanas. Look at the tailgates behind me of the truck.

[Sean Donnelly]

This guy's gonna write a book about how he one of these iguanas.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Iguanas. And this is basically a South Florida Easter egg hunt for dinosaurs.

[Sean Donnelly]

You know, it'd be great if his hand warmed it up and bit his face off.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

Keep on catching some giants.

[Zach Amico]

He's jerking it off. It was a long day. The fucking iguana. The iguana cock factory. It's a living.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

Look at this.

[Sean Donnelly]

I had to jerk off all these iguanas.

[Zach Amico]

Look at my fucking day. No, I don't want to go out to lunch. I'm swamped. I'm up to my ears. And iguana come over here. There are days. There are days you go Home beat your wife. You had to jerk off too many iguanas. All right, well, then can we show them the iguana pizza?

[Sean Donnelly]

That's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Not opposed to it. I just watched some, but actually, we'll do this too. Do we have five minutes? Yeah, show them the iguana pizza, and then I want to show the ordering food off of Facebook. Facebook Marketplace. And then we're done.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, geez.

[Zach Amico]

But yes, the people were doing iguana pizzas. Don't look bad. And I gotta tell you, I've been watching some cooking videos lately. It seems like they got some good meat on them. I feel that's a big ass thing.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, there's. Yeah, there's.

[Zach List]

There's.

[Sean Donnelly]

They're beefy. Whatever you want to call it. But that's like alligators. People have that.

[Zach Amico]

People. Okay. So it tastes like gamey chicken. Alligator.

[Sean Donnelly]

See, that's what I never get about that. Like, gamey chicken's not tasty chicken. It's like, kind of.

[Zach Amico]

You fry it.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, Yeah.

[Shannon]

I found it from a news. A news reporter.

[Zach Amico]

Perfect.

[Unknown Speaker 1]

He spent 24 hours green iguanas all across South Florida. Now he wants to educate people online about the species. Have a little bit of fun while doing it as well. He decided to call up his buddies over at North Palm beach pizza place. Place he created something called an iguana pizza. There's some bacon and some cheese, but the focus is the fresh pieces of iguana on top. No, thank you. The man says he recognizes. Well, this dish isn't for everyone.

[Unknown Speaker 2]

We were able to do good work and remove these iguanas and educate people, and it was just a great time. So last 48 hours have been. Want to look back on forever for sure.

[Sean Donnelly]

He seems loaded to me.

[Unknown Speaker 1]

So James goes in here.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, dude. What sounds better than that? Dude, you got a bottle in the car.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And there's iguanas falling out of the trees. And you're gonna go get pizza every three hours.

[Zach List]

My two favorite things.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, dude, give me an eight ball. And we're going iguana hunting, son.

[Sean Donnelly]

We're educating people about this iguana pizza.

[Zach List]

I want to check in on that place. Like selling. They're still in business.

[Zach Amico]

I'm sure they're in business, but I bet that was seasonal.

[Zach List]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah. That's iguana.

[Zach Amico]

Finally. Let's see this ordering off of Facebook Marketplace. And then we're done.

[Sean Donnelly]

Iguana pizza for you. This is huge.

[Unknown Speaker 3]

Thank you.

[Zach Amico]

Soda. And so this is a guy ordering from a guy's Facebook market.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, my God.

[Unknown Speaker 3]

Today we're eating an alligator that I ordered off of Facebook Marketplace.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, my God.

[Unknown Speaker 3]

I'm fascinated and terrified at the same time. I don't even know how to begin to eat this. He also gave us an entire chicken. I guess I just look at the

[Zach Amico]

size of it compared to the chicken.

[Unknown Speaker 3]

Yeah, first bite for you guys.

[Sean Donnelly]

That's crazy.

[Unknown Speaker 3]

The sauce on top tastes like normal barbecue sauce. And I would describe the meat as kind of firm and chewy. I will say. You can tell he takes pride in his food. The way he displays it. It looks like art. This is, like, actually crazy.

[Unknown Speaker 1]

Holy.

[Sean Donnelly]

He just deep fries it, I think under the neck.

[Unknown Speaker 3]

Reminds me more of slow cooked. I read online that the meat in the inner tail is more tender. Got some rib meat pretty much throughout the entire G. The meat's firm and chewy. He also gave me an entire chicken, and he made these buns from scratch. We had a chicken sandwich. He can literally cook anything, and it comes out great.

[Zach Amico]

Chicken bread was the craziest dish I've had in my. Johnny, can we order a whole alligator and just leave it in the lobby to see who here eats it? People will pick on it. Like, you're telling me if we had it out, Blind Mike wouldn't be standing there eating iguana, eating alligator all day?

[Shannon]

Probably. I think. I think. I mean, everyone's a meat eater here.

[Zach Amico]

No, dude. One time, my friend Bjarne lives in Iceland, and he sent me because he. He forgot to get us. He came for our wedding and then didn't get his present. But we said, don't. You flew here. Don't get us anything. Yeah, but he insisted. Well, he. The present he got us was a book on Iceland from the airport. But he saw. We saw through that real quick. And he goes, I knew it's a bad president. He's. I will send you a box of treats. And it was the worst treats, like,

[Sean Donnelly]

they were a punishment, like, Icelandic bad candy.

[Zach Amico]

It was bitter, black licorice covered in chocolate.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, God.

[Zach Amico]

So it was a waste of chocolate.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And the other thing, he sent me four bags of fish jerky, but it was, like, halfway between jerky and, like, pork rinds.

[Sean Donnelly]

So it was, like, powdery. It was, like, crispy, and.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it was crispy on the outside, but with, like, scales. God, the. Did you send it from. I. I tried it. He sent it from Iceland. The mailman left it. The box stunk so bad. The mailman left it at my door, and both my cats were Clawing at the door, going, what the fuck is out there? We want it.

[Sean Donnelly]

Maybe just bought it for the cats.

[Zach Amico]

We brought it in the house.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they were, like, doing back. We had a hot. We had a. Lock it in the closet.

[Zach List]

Like, once you have free health care, you're just balling out like that.

[Zach Amico]

And we tried it, dude, we tried it. Me and my wife were like. My wife goes, get this out of our house. I put it in the cabinet here. Gone in a day. Three bags. Three fucking bags gone. It's like leaving your fucking car in the hood to find out who it was.

[Sean Donnelly]

It was just everybody walking by going, ooh, fish jerky.

[Zach Amico]

I think it was the night. It was some of the night people. Or just, like, anything that's free.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, people do freak out over free food.

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

Good.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, I'm aware. I've seen. I've seen a few interns here with fail the can I play it cool Test when food comes and watch them lose their. Watch them lose their value.

[Sean Donnelly]

Fish jerkies. Nasty. Did you give any of the cats.

[Zach Amico]

No, they. They didn't.

[Sean Donnelly]

It'd be like catnip or.

[Zach Amico]

I know. No, it didn't look. It didn't look good for them.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And then he sent it from there, so it was, like, in the mail for weeks.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, do that.

[Zach Amico]

Well, they have a bunch of. They have, like. Isn't one of the famous things they eat, like, literally, like, fermented shark meat that they bury with lye?

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, I don't know. I didn't know that. The shark.

[Zach List]

I know.

[Sean Donnelly]

I knew about this kind of like the fish. I've heard of the fish jerky thing before, but I'd never heard.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, could you look up fermented shark meat? And I want to say they do it with a lie. They bury it for, like, a long time. It's almost like meat kimchi.

[Sean Donnelly]

You know why that. You know, that pisses me off? Because they. How many videos did you see during World Cup? Up of them coming here and trying, like, Taco Bell and be like, what's this? And they have that stuff. Go yourself.

[Zach Amico]

They eat horse there, too.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, exactly. You come here. You have to come here, have chick fil a and get weirded out.

[Zach Amico]

They have, like, horse steaks and stuff.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, it's like, what the.

[Zach Amico]

My buddy's seven foot tall. Paul, who's a wrestler, just had horse sashimi for the first time.

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Said pretty good.

[Sean Donnelly]

I think that's why people just doing it for the story.

[Zach Amico]

Like, supposedly it's like A delicacy. Chad, did you find anything with the fermented shark?

[Shannon]

Yeah. In Iceland, though.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's what we're talking about.

[Shannon]

And then. Yeah. They also do it with certain birds. They do the same thing. They grease it, sew it shut and bury it.

[Dolphin Lover Narrator]

Can you.

[Zach Amico]

Do you have any photos?

[Shannon]

Yeah, it just. It's there. It's. They're hanging it, though. Hold on.

[Unknown Speaker 3]

Give me.

[Sean Donnelly]

Give me McDonald's any day since.

[Shannon]

I'm hanging it after.

[Sean Donnelly]

That's stinks. That's nasty, right?

[Zach Amico]

It stinks from a distance.

[Sean Donnelly]

And like.

[Zach Amico]

And you're right, you can't click on Iceland's rotten shark meat and read it to us. Sorry, I realize you're. You're clicking on multiple things. I'm not trying to.

[Shannon]

No, it's just so slow. Okay. Hakarl is Iceland's traditional. Oh, damn. It Is Iceland's traditional, traditional dish of fermented shark meat that is buried and hung to decay for months. Known for its incredibly strong ammonia like smell and acquired taste. It's a true Icelandic delicacy.

[Zach Amico]

That means it stays like piss, right? Yeah, Ammonia. Yeah, exactly. Good.

[Sean Donnelly]

It would just. It would just hit your nose immediately. But that's not. Nobody's like, oh, yeah, that really. That delicacy that smells like piss. It was like, I have a refined taste. I only eat pissed. Unless.

[Zach Amico]

Unless you're Jim Norton. All right, guys, that's today's show. Thank you so much to our great friend Sean Donnelly, our new friend Zach List. Zach. Tell them where you could. They can check you out again.

[Zach List]

Zach Listcore on Instagram. Just that.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, fantastic. Give the boy a follow and we'll back on Wednesday here on the Morning Zoo. Goodbye.

[Intro/Outro Announcer]

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