100. Robbie Goodwin and Andrew Orellana

Summary

Zac Amico's Morning Zoo
Ep. 100: Robbie Goodwin and Andrew Oriana
March 29, 2026 — GaS Digital Network

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Episode Overview

In this milestone 100th episode, Zac Amico hosts comedians Robbie Goodwin and Andrew Oriana for a fast-paced, highly chaotic installment of his off-the-wall “drive-time” podcast. The show offers twisted takes on the week’s weirdest news, wild stories from pop culture and comedy, and plenty of no-holds-barred banter. The trio riff on everything from legendary sketch shows and infamous internet figures to bizarre news stories, sports mayhem, and animal antics – all served up in Morning Zoo’s signature irreverent style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Celebrating “Mr. Show” and Legendary Sketch Comedy

• Nostalgic Dive into "Mr. Show": Zac and his guests kick off with mutual appreciation for HBO’s “Mr. Show,” noting its pioneering style and how its alumni (Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Sarah Silverman, Jack Black, etc.) became comedy icons.
  • Zac: “That show...it was on in the middle of the night...you just watched what, like 30 people become wildly famous?” (05:09)
  • Andrew: “I think it’s still my favorite show...all the sketches bleed into each other like Monty Python.” (06:20)
• Anecdotes from the Early Days: Stories of bootleg tapes and favorite sketches – e.g., the legendary “who wants a banana?” running joke.
  • Zac: “They make you sit on that joke for half an hour. The patience.” (07:34)

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The Bizarre Downfalls of Comedy and Wrestling Figures

• Jay Johnston’s January 6th Infamy: They talk about actor Jay Johnston (from “Mr. Show” and “Sarah Silverman Program”) being identified at the Capitol riot.
  • Andrew: “It’s like, what’s the old comedy to January 6 pipeline?”
  • Zac: “You just lost...what, Top three cartoon on TV.” (08:31)
• Chris Jericho and Conspiracy: Jokes about pro wrestler Chris Jericho’s wife’s alleged activities on January 6th.

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Weird News: Quadruple Amputee Murder Suspect

• The crew marvels at the story of a quadruple amputee, a competitive cornhole player, wanted for murder.
  • Andrew: “He must be the most athletic quadruple amputee I’ve ever seen.”
  • Zac: “Don’t fuck with natural borns...they’re out there angry and oddly strong...‘cause they’ve been developed with it.” (14:56)
• Follow-up on “freak show” lore and the cult movie Freaks (1932): Discussion of historic sideshow performers and the ethics of exploitation.

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Dark Side of Social Media: Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s “Influencer” Era

• A deep dive into how Gypsy Rose – who served time for her mother’s murder – has become a TikTok star post-prison.
  • Zac: “She’s not in trouble for killing her...now she’s having to apologize for the joke.” (34:00)
  • Andrew: “She is an ultimate influencer. She influenced a guy to kill her mom and take the dive to go to prison.” (31:31)
• Play-by-play of Gypsy’s controversial TikTok, the public outrage, and her halfhearted apology.
  • Gypsy Rose: “I do deeply apologize to anyone who may have been offended...” (35:26)
  • Zac: “For her to call herself an influencer is a little ballsy bananas.” (32:46)
• Broader commentary on society idolizing infamous figures, likening her to "white lady OJ" and comparing her fast fame to “Wolf of Wall Street” real-life subject Jordan Belfort.

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Pop Culture and Sports Mayhem

• Drake Bisexuality Rumor: The show covers viral gossip about influencer Gracie Bond (famously large-bottomed) and her claims about breaking up with Drake because of his alleged bisexuality.
  • Andrew: “That would be the least surprising thing I’d ever heard, is that Drake is bisexual.” (46:14)
• Authenticity in Hip-Hop: Comparison between rap personas then and now; speculation on how Tupac’s legacy might differ if he were still alive.
  • Zac: “We don’t say that about Tupac because...we never saw the wheels fall off the car.” (47:03)
• Infamous NBA Injuries: Discussion shifts to traumatic sports injuries, notably Moses Moody’s devastating patella injury.
  • Andrew: “His knee exploded in midair.” (57:48)
  • Citing similar grisly incidents—Gordon Hayward, Jeremy Lin, and others – with vivid descriptions and commiseration.
  • Zac: “Leg injuries just make me nauseous.” (58:03)

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True Morning Zoo Style: Animal Antics & “Sometimes the Bull Wins”

• Sometimes the Bull Wins: The running theme spotlights a video of a rodeo participant being repeatedly trampled by a bull—a mixture of awe and comedic horror.
  • Andrew: “Leave him there. He’s dead. Get the chalk out.” (54:17)
  • Shannon (Producer): “He didn’t die...just some damage to his orbital bone.” (55:08)
• Animal Sightings: Squirrels Are Now Vaping: Zac narrates a news story about UK squirrels getting hooked on fruit-flavored vape pods left in parks. The team riffs on evolution, “urban animals,” and why squirrels are infinitely relatable.
  • Andrew: “Squirrels are so awesome, dude. Right around Stytown, there’s so many cute squirrels.” (62:49)
  • Zac: “Cats don’t meow at each other. That’s for us.” (65:00)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On “Mr. Show”:
  • Zac: “I fucking wore those out.” (05:59)
  • Andrew: “The real tragedy of January 6th is that we lost Jay Johnston.” (08:12)
• On Influencers and Gypsy Rose:
  • Zac: “She’s white lady OJ, dude.” (27:50)
  • Andrew: “She influenced a guy to kill her mom and take the dive to go to prison.” (31:31)
  • Gypsy Rose: “I do deeply apologize to anyone who may have been offended…” (35:26)
• On the Rodeo Mishap:
  • Andrew: “I haven’t seen a guy get crushed like that since John Stockton.” (55:34)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 00:48 – Introductions, banter about Robbie Goodwin’s “vlog look”
• 02:23 – “Hamilton,” parody culture, and sketch comedy’s golden age
• 05:15 – Deep dive: “Mr. Show” memories & impact
• 08:09 – Jay Johnston, comedy downfalls, January 6th pipeline discussion
• 11:48 – Plugs and upcoming shows from Zac, Andrew, and Robbie
• 12:15 – Viral quadruple amputee murder suspect/cornhole champion story
• 16:04 – Classic “freak show” & the movie Freaks, 1932
• 18:18 – The Pinheads/Rat Children, Romani begging mafias, and urban legends
• 25:23 – The Gypsy Rose Blanchard TikTok saga & “crimefluencing”
• 31:29 – Audience outrage and Gypsy’s public apology
• 37:28 – Parallels between male and female infamous self-help grifters
• 43:31 – Influencer Gracie Bond, Drake bisexuality rumors
• 54:01 – “Sometimes the Bull Wins”: rodeo fail breakdown
• 55:53 – Grisly NBA injuries, Moses Moody, Gordon Hayward
• 62:05 – Squirrels vaping, animal domestication, animal mimicry
• 65:00 – Cats’ meows as human manipulation

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Tone and Style

The episode is quintessential “Morning Zoo”: gleefully dark, rapidfire, riff-heavy, and unapologetically crass, but also sharp in its pop culture references and social commentary. Zac and his guests blend bro-y banter, genuine comedy-nerd passion, and gleeful grotesquerie.

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For New Listeners

This episode is heavy on comedy nostalgia, viral news, and unfiltered banter—expect edgy jokes and hot takes mixed with thoughtfully weird cultural insights. If you’re looking for mainstream morning radio energy with a healthy dose of chaos, this is the show for you.

Transcript

[Zach Amico]

Fill her up.

[Andrew Oriana]

You're listening to the gas digital network. Wake up, it's time to go Zach Amico's got a show. Animals are here to play Jokes and guests to start your day Tell the sandman no more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laugh is waiting, don't be shy Stretch your legs and touch the sky Grab a coffee and join the C.R.E. it's a M.

[Zach Amico]

Well, good morning. It's a Wednesday here at the Gas Digital Studios. And it's me, your other boy, the international superstar Zach Amico, saying howdy and thanks for tuning in to the Morning Zoo. We are joined by two wonderful gentlemen today. Joining us for the first time ever. Big thank you. Our new friend, Andrew Oriana. How you doing, dog?

[Andrew Oriana]

What's up, Howie? Living. How we living? I'm doing great.

[Zach Amico]

I'm doing great. It's gonna be a great day. And next to him from the arena of ideas, and Robbie Wood, one of our best friends here on the show. Very talented, very funny, very handsome today, Robbie Goodwin.

[Andrew Oriana]

Hey, what's up, everybody? Hey, Zach. Thank you for having me.

[Zach Amico]

How you doing, man? This is a more relaxed vlog look. This is a. Oh, yeah, seducing mom's look.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. Yeah. This is a I might have been fucking last night kind of.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Oh, shit. Good for you. Laying it down.

[Andrew Oriana]

I wasn't, but the look says I could have been.

[Zach Amico]

You know what? I'll tell you. You know what it is? You look like a substitute teacher who's going to teach kids to appreciate poetry by showing them rap lyrics.

[Andrew Oriana]

Should I sit? Should I sit? Should I turn this. This thing backwards?

[Zach Amico]

I actually see the Captain Morgan stance, like the one leg up. Listen, I'm gon it down for you boys.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, yeah. You know who, you know, you guys like Nas and Jay Z. How about Walt Whitman? How about Lin Manuel Miranda, guys? Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. That I could see him bringing in Hamilton.

[Andrew Oriana]

Lyric, yo, that once was a man from Nantucket.

[Zach Amico]

You know, I wish I liked Hamilton more. I love the King George song.

[Andrew Oriana]

That's a good one.

[Zach Amico]

It's fucking great. The rest of it. What I think me up with it is I saw parodies of it.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Before.

[Andrew Oriana]

Before it actually came out. Yeah, before you saw it. That can ruin it.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, can you bring up Mr. Show Rap the Musical?

[Andrew Oriana]

That's not even a parody of it.

[Zach Amico]

No. This is, what, 20 years at least before it. This is all I can think.

[Andrew Oriana]

That's so funny.

[Zach Amico]

Whenever I watch clips, like my wife watches it, and she really likes it. And she had me sit down and watch the Disney Channel version. And I was like, oh, man, this is.

[Andrew Oriana]

I will say, did you see it live or on Disney?

[Zach Amico]

I didn't know I saw it on Disney.

[Andrew Oriana]

I've never seen it. But in my experience, musical theater doesn't tape very well. You have to, like. It's something you kind of have to see live unless you're on it.

[Zach Amico]

It's like a whole atmosphere thing. You gotta be part of the room for it.

[Andrew Oriana]

And half of the fun of a Broadway show is like, God damn, these guys can sing and dance right in front of me like this.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. No, and I'm not saying nobody's talented or, you know, I'm sure it's very good.

[Andrew Oriana]

It's just something that Corner filmed is what I'm saying.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's. I don't think it's ever resonated with me. Bring this up. Play this for a second.

[Andrew Oriana]

Coming to the Greenwich Civic center from

[Zach Amico]

London's West End, Sir Lloyd Wilson.

[Andrew Oriana]

Floyd Wilson Weber rules.

[Zach Amico]

Give me that stupid bad crime every time. Describe a crime.

[Gypsy Rose Blanchard]

Rap.

[Zach Amico]

The musical contains no rap music.

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, that's SpongeBob. Just me, posse and me.

[Zach Amico]

I'm a gangster of the old school. You can call me OG Rap the music celebration for the entire family. Can you just forward to Bob Odenkirk as the gold tooth?

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, that's. That's awesome.

[Gypsy Rose Blanchard]

I can't have much fun.

[Andrew Oriana]

Bob singing is always great.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I'm an old God.

[Andrew Oriana]

Well, dawn boys,

[Zach Amico]

don't miss Wrap the musical you want to experience.

[Andrew Oriana]

Damn, dude. Please, please, please miss. Even once Mr. Show just so brilliant, by the way.

[Zach Amico]

So fucking ahead.

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Cause that's. That show. Like, it was on in the middle of the night. It was just in like a. Almost like a restaurant. Like, the venue.

[Andrew Oriana]

The set was literally a restaurant that, like, in the back of it.

[Zach Amico]

And you just watched what, like 30 people become wildly famous?

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, it was like Tobias and Saul Goodman and SpongeBob and Jack Black.

[Zach Amico]

Sarah Silverman.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, and it was like, from what I. Tomkins.

[Zach Amico]

Just.

[Andrew Oriana]

And it's crazy. HBO didn't even have an HBO GO for, like, year, I think, until Bob and Kirk got famous, like when they finally put it on HBO Go. I had the DVDs when I was in high school, and it, like, blew my mind. So I think it's still my favorite show.

[Zach Amico]

I got it at. I went to an event in when I was in college, and it was like, free stuff. It was. You could bring stuff to trade. There was no money. And it was. Somebody had all of Mr. Show on VHS and there was a lady taking them. And I'm like, do you like that show? She's like, no, I just was gonna tape over it. And I was like, I'll just give you $20 to buy blank tapes.

[Andrew Oriana]

Incredible, dude.

[Zach Amico]

I fucking wore those out.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. That's awesome, man. I mean, it's just. It was so, as you said, very ahead of its time. Like, it holds up so well, which is crazy, because it's. No one's, like, done that. Because all the sketches, they. The worst part about the sketch comedy is having to end it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

That's why snl, it's like, you got

[Zach Amico]

to pull out and show the set, the end.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But all the sketches bleed into each other like Monty Python.

[Andrew Oriana]

And it's really well done, well written. And I think it holds up weirdly because no one's done it better since that. And it's also just all those guys in their primes when no one knew who they were and just killing it.

[Zach Amico]

There's a joke that makes me laugh so fucking hard. The episode is. I think it's called who Wants a Banana? And it starts off, and in the opening monologue, one of them takes just a banana out of their pocket and goes to the crowd. It gets no laugh. And goes, who wants a banana? And then just throws it. It gets no laugh. Then you go through the whole episode, and at the end of the episode, they say, we're gonna put this in a time capsule. They give it to Brian Posenas, security guard. He walks into the parking lot and throws it. And it does the 2001 thing. Yeah. And you see the tape float. And then it's the future and it's a bunch of monkeys watching it. And he goes, who wants a banana? And they'll go. And it's a half an hour, they let go. What a weird bomb to include in the taping. They make you sit on that joke for a half an hour. The patience.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, it's funny. A lot of times the audience wouldn't be that into it, too. Especially in season one.

[Zach Amico]

I've heard season four is the best.

[Andrew Oriana]

That's just banger sketch after banger sketch. Like the one where they're at a restaurant that's so fancy, they don't have a bathroom.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah?

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. So they bring in Jade. He's like, Bob Odenkirk's like, a fan, and David Cross is like, oh, can I use the restroom? He's like, we don't have a bathroom. Here, Rudy. And like, J. Johnson comes in with, like, a tray to have the poop underneath David Cross's chair. He's like, how you doing? Let's look for the. He's like, we are so fancy that you, Rudy, will await your foundation.

[Zach Amico]

I believe the name of the episode is Rudy Willow at your foundation.

[Andrew Oriana]

That was my favorite episode. That's. That's the one I wore out.

[Zach Amico]

That's the real tragedy of January 6th. It was Jay Johnson, is that we lost Jay Johnston.

[Andrew Oriana]

I heard he got heavy into meth or something.

[Zach Amico]

Really?

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. That's what I. That's, that's. That's what I heard tell. Is that he had a serious drug problem and went off the rails.

[Zach Amico]

And that's. It is a crazy. When you saw the picture, you're like, that guy looks just like J. Johnson.

[Andrew Oriana]

I know, I know.

[Zach Amico]

You're like, oh, man, you just lost. You just lost what Top three cartoon on tv.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. My friend Dave Cyrus texted me and I was like, huh, that's a funny joke. And he's like, no, that's him. I was like, what? He's like, it's him. And I was like, that's fucking nuts. I mean, yeah, it was like, of all the people during January six is like the funny cop from Sarah Silverman. This is, this is. It didn't make any sense. It's like, what's the old comedy to January six Pipeline. I can't even, like, imagine it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, don't ask Chris Jericho where his wife was that day either. That he gets real mad.

[Andrew Oriana]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

If you connect her schedule that day.

[Andrew Oriana]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, she was like, Chrissy, she was out there just getting people's opinions.

[Andrew Oriana]

She was a reporter?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, she was a reporter. Let's get our plugs out of the way, Mr. Orianna, let people know where to find you. What do you want to plug, dog?

[Andrew Oriana]

Just on Instagram. I'm a Orianna comedy, you know. And then I have a monthly show

[Zach Amico]

that I too, called Guess who with a very funny Susan Cavalcante.

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, I love Susan.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, she's the best. Yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. So I run that with her once a month, and then I'm starting up

[Zach Amico]

a Twitch channel, so we're going to

[Andrew Oriana]

start streaming games on there soon, so

[Zach Amico]

more to come with that. But that's. That's all about it for me. Very cool, guys. Check it out. Mr. Goodwin.

[Andrew Oriana]

Hey, arena of Ideas. Every Thursday at 7, raise the port cullist, step in. Me and Dalton Pruitt are mental gladiators going tete A tete with metaphors and such. Also, I do Robbie Wood, my movie review show, and the Wolf of Ball street, my basketball stream. If you're into NBA comedy, we were doing March Madness with Miguel Silva and my buddy Keenan Womack, so that's been really fun. Also, I do Roast Battle New York. I've been judging, and I'm actually performing there tonight, so by now it's probably on the Roast Battle League YouTube Whenever this comes out. Or you can come see me around Grove 34 around then. And I've been judging Fight Club a lot lately. I did it as Conor McGregor last week, and I'm very proud of that. So please check me out as Conor McGregor on Comedy Fight Club. I thought that was a lot of fun.

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic, guys. Find me on Instagram. Zackisnotfunny Punchup Live. Zack and Nico for my tickets. If you're watching live this Friday, I am in Jersey at a brewery with Greg Stone. And then, most importantly, I'm taping my first half an hour special May 23rd at the Creek of the Cave in Austin, Texas, 7pm and 9pm myself and the incredibly funny Tim Butterly will be splitting that, so you get to see us both tape our specials. Taping specials that Friday, Saturday and Sunday, all for Gas Digital. So I think the whole crew will be down there. So come hang out in Austin for one of the best comedy weekends of the year. And hey, if you like the show, go to gas digital.com today. Use my promo code, ZOO Z O O. You get your episodes early ad free and uncensored. You get access to the live training chat. You get access to the archives, thousands of episodes of all your favorite Gas Digital shows. You save a few shekels a month. And most importantly, you get our Friday bonus episode. That's right. We do three of these a week. That Friday one is behind the paywall completely, so we can watch long videos and do a bunch of silly shit. So if you want to get the full experience, subscribe. But regardless how you consume the show, thank you so much. All right, so I've been waiting. Shannon, do you know if we could do the quadruple amputee? Or did you want to save that for.

[Andrew Oriana]

It was so funny for Lou.

[Shannon]

It is. It is also on that list. So I'm pretty sure he's gonna get to it, so. But I want to, like, control what you do.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no, no, no.

[Andrew Oriana]

I'm gonna call it right now. Real last dude of the week. Yeah, I'm calling that right now.

[Zach Amico]

Did you see the Footage. Him climbing trees. I cannot believe you know what I'm talking about.

[Andrew Oriana]

No idea what you're talking about.

[Zach Amico]

We'll. We'll touch on it. Shannon and I won't do a deep dive. So there is a professional cornhole player currently being charged with murder. And bring him up, Shannon.

[Andrew Oriana]

Fuck yeah. Video is so fun. I mean, like, I don't know how. He must be the most athletic quadriplegic person I've ever seen. I watched Murder Ball.

[Zach Amico]

Well, he's not a quadriplegic. He's a quadruple amputee.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. Yeah, right.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, watch it. Watch this fucking. He's got.

[Andrew Oriana]

This is beyond. This is beyond premeditated. Oh, gosh, I'm sorry. I just. I'm going through a tough time.

[Zach Amico]

I lost my hands and my feet.

[Andrew Oriana]

They cut off my feet because they look so weird.

[Zach Amico]

Unless you take the hands, too. I don't need them.

[Andrew Oriana]

Maybe this will help me not snack so much.

[Zach Amico]

Can we get a footage of him playing Cornhole?

[Andrew Oriana]

Dude, he killed someone. And he was, like, getting away and. He got away, right?

[Zach Amico]

I believe they had. The last I saw was a madhunt. But he's like a professor. Like, not, like. I don't think they. I don't know if they courthole the Special Olympics. He's playing against full people.

[Andrew Oriana]

Wow. Full people is diabolical, by the way. Full people is diabolical. He also saw Oscar Pastorius that said, hold my beer, bitch.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, with what? Hold my beer. I can't.

[Andrew Oriana]

Well, we need to arrest Chris Crespo before he kills again.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, there's like, footage of him shooting and stuff, I guess. I don't know. If that guy sneaks up on you. Were you real or were you like, come on, what are you gonna do? They saw him with a gun. They're like, what are you gonna do?

[Andrew Oriana]

Exactly. But what are you gonna hear his footsteps? He's coming in quiet.

[Zach Amico]

He is coming in quiet.

[Andrew Oriana]

And he looked. He looks adorable. Yeah, it's like getting killed by an Oompa Loompa. Do you know what I mean?

[Zach Amico]

Like, it's like, yeah, you don't want to get shot. And as your murderer goes away.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, it's like when your murderer is waddling away.

[Zach Amico]

But so I've hung out with a lot. I apologize, Andrew. You're going to get to know me real quick. I have a lot of friends that are in, like, sideshow and, like, weird performance already kind of shit. And, like, the guy did all my tattoos. My friend Claw, he's an old you know, sideshow performer, he does all like, you know, hanging a bowling ball off his eyelids, shit like that. He's got horns. My friend Arlo is like third generation sideshow. And all my sideshow friends always tell me, and it's like a saying in the community. Don't fuck with natural borns. And those are the people who didn't choose. Either were born with it or did not choose to have whatever their thing is. Yeah, they're true to it.

[Andrew Oriana]

They knew to it. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And they're. They're out there angry and angry and oddly strong. Cuz they've been developed with it or walking on. You know, they. They've developed. So like the famous one is because there's like a retirement community for them in Florida. Like a trailer park they all live in. And there was a guy that had lobster hands who like beat the shit out of his kids. Had. I think one of his kids shot him. He had like straight up, like he. He looked like he was sitting crisscross applesauce all the time and he had lobster hands and he would just his wife up. That's crazy. Just claw around the house. You got to put rubber bands on him.

[Andrew Oriana]

So I'd imagine this guy, he got the death penalty. They boiled him.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

Lethal injection. Butter, garlic.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, they served him at a black community college graduation. Oh, we're gonna get some black lady brought him on a plane to eat.

[Andrew Oriana]

We call that execution Boston style.

[Zach Amico]

Have you seen Freaks, the old movie? No, no, no, Adam, I've heard of it. This was Todd Browning who did Dracula.

[Andrew Oriana]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. This is the movie that kind of fucked his career up. He did this movie called Freaks. And it's essentially all real freak show people. And like somebody tries to. I think one of the little people inherits a crazy amount of money and a chick tries to marry him and kill him. Tell like take his money. So the freaks turn on her and her boyfriend. But these guys are scurry. There's a guy who's a Warner like a worm man, like that. And he. There's a scene of him crawling through the mud with a knife in his mouth that is the scariest goddamn. There's another guy, no arms, no legs. And he just lights a cigarette while he's talking in the movie.

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, wow. I gotta. I mean I've seen footage from it, so I know what you're talking about, but I've never actually watched it.

[Zach Amico]

It's a. It's when you look at the time it came from, you're like dark movie yeah, right.

[Andrew Oriana]

When did it come out? Like, it's a black and white, right?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's pretty early.

[Shannon]

It's 1932.

[Zach Amico]

What is it?

[Shannon]

1932. This is the Worm guy?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's him. Yo.

[Andrew Oriana]

And that's High Fidelity. They upscaled that.

[Shannon]

And this is the whole cast.

[Zach Amico]

Damn.

[Andrew Oriana]

Huh?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. That's where we got, like, the.

[Andrew Oriana]

Colin Quinn was the Father.

[Zach Amico]

That's where we get, like, the Pinheads.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Which some people say. Well, so a lot of them were slow, but some of them weren't. Some of them put on a bit.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, right. Because they wanted to be famous.

[Zach Amico]

And as we talked about, they were

[Andrew Oriana]

the original Kill Tony regulars. Okay? The Worm man, everybody. The Worm Man.

[Zach Amico]

Wow.

[Andrew Oriana]

He kills it every time he slithers around. He's a worm man.

[Zach Amico]

You look like a thing with no arms and no legs, but gay when you be up in people's asses,

[Andrew Oriana]

man.

[Zach Amico]

What?

[Andrew Oriana]

You. You look like a dick in Tony's booty hole. Worm man.

[Zach Amico]

Oh. Oh. David, Dave, We'll be right back.

[Andrew Oriana]

We'll be right back.

[Zach Amico]

The. There's a. We've seen on the show before. There's now a resurgence of Pinheads because of incest in. It was Pakistan, right, Shannon?

[Shannon]

Yes, Pakistan.

[Zach Amico]

They're called the Rat Children.

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, shit.

[Zach Amico]

And it's like, there, we're having that issue again because the communities aren't mixing correctly.

[Andrew Oriana]

Right?

[Zach Amico]

And we're getting those. Which is not good.

[Andrew Oriana]

That's not good.

[Zach Amico]

Like, if you're getting stuff that we thought we were done with, like, I'm

[Andrew Oriana]

sorry, where are the Pinheads again?

[Zach Amico]

You said Pakistan.

[Andrew Oriana]

How horny are these guys? They're fucking the Pinheads.

[Zach Amico]

Well, so they use them as beggars.

[Andrew Oriana]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. They're called the Rat Children, I believe God. And they use them as.

[Andrew Oriana]

It's like Anthony Davis.

[Zach Amico]

They use them as beggars because in their culture, it's bad luck to say no if they ask you for money. But now they're just. They're in cartels. So there's like, cartels of, like, rich guys that control them and put them out on the corner and take the money and pay them, like, a little bit, and they switch them out all day. Kind of like when you see. I'm not supposed. I got a message that I should stop talking about the Romani people.

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, really?

[Zach Amico]

That it's very. It's very.

[Andrew Oriana]

What, are they gonna put a curse on you?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that they're very, very detrimental. And I wish I would lose the weight. I'll take it.

[Andrew Oriana]

Wait who gave you this warning?

[Zach Amico]

Somebody on Instagram told me that I was ignorant and spreading false rumors about the good Romani people. Okay, but you know, you see, the chicks with the drugged babies.

[Andrew Oriana]

Stop talking about the Romani people. It's me, Ray. Ro.

[Zach Amico]

Deborah.

[Andrew Oriana]

Deborah. This guy on Gas Digital keeps spreading lies about us.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, Ray, we gotta do something about this fat kid.

[Andrew Oriana]

This guy Ralph from Gas Digital. Sounds like you.

[Zach Amico]

So you'll see, like, the broads on the subway, they trade those babies out. Like, if you ever see a lady with like, the sleeping baby, a lot of times those babies are drugged and they work full shit. Like, they trade the baby, so they'll trade out the lady but keep the baby. Oh, shit. So that baby's out there for 24:36.

[Andrew Oriana]

I'll take the woman, I'll take the baby.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, so that baby's out there for like 24, 36 hours, because when it wakes up, they fucking give it a little something.

[Andrew Oriana]

That's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

Damn, chatty. Can you look that up? I know, I'm not crazy. I'm wrong on a lot of things.

[Andrew Oriana]

This is Pakistan.

[Zach Amico]

No, this is New York.

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, okay. Jesus Romani is three blocks away, dog. Jesus.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, this is like the fucking queue.

[Andrew Oriana]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

Like, you'll see ladies that have like an always sleeping baby.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, right. Oh, my God. I usually only ever see Those with like 4 foot Mexican women, though. You know, like the people that like, come in with like, more candy.

[Zach Amico]

That I've seen at grocery stores, of course.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's usually who I see with babies right now.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, I feel like I used to see them a lot a couple of years ago. Maybe they're not as prevalent, but that was like a big one. It would be like, you know, homeless, you know, just lost my. And they'll have a sign. The sign and the baby come together.

[Andrew Oriana]

It's a starter pack.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

The lady changes out, dude, new Fortnite skin just dropped.

[Zach Amico]

And then all that money goes to, like, somebody that's running that business. Yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, my God, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, Am I crazy?

[Shannon]

I'm trying to find.

[Andrew Oriana]

I do know the gypsies, they're moving Europe. If you're ever traveling is. They'll like, just throw their baby at you and you catch it. Then someone else pickpockets you.

[Zach Amico]

So when I was in France, they warned us about. In Nice. They warned us about that. Dude, they were straight up, the bubblegum kids from Hostel, really just packs of kids. And they would run up to you and start asking you questions and then, yeah, they were but they would. They would also pickpocket.

[Andrew Oriana]

Damn, dude, that's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

But they would come in like big waves because they said basically if a kid comes up for help, like. Yeah, yeah.

[Shannon]

So it says that it has been documented that with the women begging with infants in Manhattan, worked in coordinated groups, traveled together and returned to the same locations and refused social services and shelters. And that the women appeared to trade off or share the same children. But there isn't any proof of them

[Zach Amico]

drugging the children, just that they're silent.

[Andrew Oriana]

Do you think they also get like.

[Zach Amico]

Do you think the babies get like

[Andrew Oriana]

child actor syndrome, where it's like, dude,

[Zach Amico]

I killed it on this block for 30 years, baby. This was my block.

[Andrew Oriana]

He's a good irony.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

He's in fourth grade. He already fucking knows how to fucking pick out everybody's pocket.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, hey. Remember this phase? That was me.

[Andrew Oriana]

That was me.

[Zach Amico]

I was gonna be a star.

[Andrew Oriana]

I'm ready for my close up. It's not me who got old. It's the pictures that got small. The lady's getting upset. She's like, I got a fucking ugly baby this week. How am I supposed to make any money today?

[Zach Amico]

Ah, black one. Now they're thinking I'm homeless and mad at my dad.

[Andrew Oriana]

They're gonna give me tickets now. This is gonna cost me money.

[Zach Amico]

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[Andrew Oriana]

Yes. Last time I was here, we talked.

[Zach Amico]

Are you familiar?

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, that's. Isn't that the lady? She killed her mom, right?

[Zach Amico]

Her and her doofus boyfriend? Yes. Slaughtered her mother like a pig. Her mother had what I call Eminem's mom disease. Munchausen by proxy. And it is very debatable how much of Gypsy stood. Listen, her mom was definitely a crazy person and a monster. How much Gypsy was aware of how much they were scamming together.

[Andrew Oriana]

Mm.

[Zach Amico]

I think is up for debate now. She also threw the dude under the bus. This dude's doing life. And this bitch is out. Yeah, she's making, like, tiktoks now. And she's out.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And this guy's gone. Cause she said she hid in the bathroom while he killed her. And I think that's bullshit. I think she was right in there with him, right? And that she said, if you love me, will get you out, but you gotta say you did it. And this fucking moron. No, I mean, retard. Got arrested once for masturbating in a McDonald's parking lot for seven hours.

[Andrew Oriana]

Dude. That's a just solid goon session in the McDonald's, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Using the McDonald's Wi Fi. That's why he was banned.

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, my God, dude. Jesus Christ. Wow.

[Zach Amico]

So he had a jerk off for seven hours, but he couldn't use his data plan. It's not good. And this bitch was making videos for him, saying, you know, I will be your concubine. You're allowed to do whatever you want to me. If we ever have a daughter, you get to take her virginity because you are the master of the kingdom. Real dark, like, vampire S and M abuse shit, right? So she has had to apologize because she did a TikTok where she just laughed about killing her mother. And I'm pretty sure when you get out of parole, you're supposed to feel, right, Regret. You're supposed to express regret for your

[Andrew Oriana]

crime or just sadness about the situation, right? Like.

[Zach Amico]

But meanwhile, this bitch is, like, getting a glow up.

[Andrew Oriana]

She's white lady oj, Dude.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, dude.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know.

[Andrew Oriana]

She's Rose Simpson.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Nice. So, Shannon, let's see what's going on here.

[Andrew Oriana]

Listen, and we don't judge. One time I dared a homeless woman $20 to jump into A lake. And then she said she couldn't swim. And I ran away laughing. Oh, God. We don't judge. We don't judge. We listen and we don't judge.

[Gypsy Rose Blanchard]

I went to prison for eight and a half years because I. Oh, that's her.

[Zach Amico]

My own mom.

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, my God. Hey.

[Gypsy Rose Blanchard]

We listen and we don't judge.

[Andrew Oriana]

We listen and we don't. But then it's TikTok. Who is this blonde lady that also was like, yeah, I killed a person too.

[Zach Amico]

What of it?

[Andrew Oriana]

What's she getting into tonight?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, she's hot as shit.

[Andrew Oriana]

She is hot.

[Zach Amico]

So that lady. That lady's like an influence. I remember this. She was, like, daring people to do shit. And she dared a homeless lady $20 to jump in the river lake or something. And then the lady's like, I can't swim. And they. They just ran away. Like, he, he, he. It was a bad PR move for her socially.

[Andrew Oriana]

It was a little rude.

[Zach Amico]

So the fact.

[Andrew Oriana]

Real knucklehead behavior. Oh, God.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And then the fact that these two got together and were like, guys, the content's gonna make itself.

[Andrew Oriana]

I mean, I'll bet this went hella viral, right? Like, just these two sociopaths doing sing songy tic tac TikTok content confessing to crimes. That's good shit.

[Shannon]

I do also have her apology.

[Zach Amico]

So she apparently had a podcast. People are like, that's a little nonchalant.

[Andrew Oriana]

Apparently, a lot of people judged. A lot of people did not listen, and they judged. Right.

[Zach Amico]

Also, like, let's be honest. It's so funny that you can't say, like, she had a censor herself from saying kill her mom, but she's allowed to make content as someone who killed her mom.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. That is really. We are in dystopia for sure. Like, that's just. That is wild. Sorry, I have nothing to add. I'm just shocked. So she wearing a wig? I can't tell. She did wear a bunch of wigs.

[Zach Amico]

She was very. So the mom. Listen, this mom, she's a real wig. A rough. This mom was a real rough case. All right? She had this poor girl on a feeding tube. She took all her teeth out and she would shave her head because she told everybody she had cancer. Wow.

[Shannon]

She is wearing a wig here, though, because she bleached her hair and it broke.

[Zach Amico]

Okay, thank you. Poor girl. Yeah, that's the list. That's. You know, this girl can't get a break. This girl was just getting fucked up. Orchard.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. Okay, okay.

[Zach Amico]

Cause they were getting like, watch Them, they would get. Make a wish all the time. They lost their house in Hurricane Katrina. They got a brand new house. Like this lady would just move to a new place and say the. Well, she said all her medical records are destroyed. Katrina. So then she just got to make up.

[Andrew Oriana]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

She made her younger, she made her retarded. She told her she was retarded and had cancer and all these other issues. So, Shannon, go ahead. Let's see her apology idea behind it.

[Gypsy Rose Blanchard]

It's like, you know, yes, we understand that we're not perfect. We are influencers and we have gone through some difficult things, but we are focusing on positivity. That was the entire point of the video is accountability and growth. So your intention was to acknowledge a wrongdoing from the past. Now looking back, can you see why some people felt it crossed the line? I can, I can. Especially with, with me, particularly because I killed my mom.

[Andrew Oriana]

Truly is a.

[Gypsy Rose Blanchard]

Always follow.

[Andrew Oriana]

She's a great. She is an ultimate influencer. She influenced a guy to kill her mom and take the dive to go to prison.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no, she's got. So here's. I want to finish this, Shannon, but, and I've said this before, I'm fascinated. I apologize. I don't think there's a way that if one of your parents is that evil that there's not something in you. Not necessarily.

[Andrew Oriana]

Now I'm with you.

[Zach Amico]

Apparent that can be unlocked that lives in you. That, that evil. You're half that, at least.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And you might be a great person, but through a series of events, I could see that level of sociopathy, if I'm using that term correctly, being able to come out of the cage just

[Andrew Oriana]

right under the skin. Yeah. Especially if you're like the victim of that shit.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

You can, it can manifest. I mean that happens all the time. Like a lot of perpetrators of crimes were the victims of that crime when they were a kid. Like a lot of pedophiles, for example.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's how you make new ones.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, exactly. So she probably learned to bury all of her emotions deep down and not care or feel anything because she was like her mom was literally like torturing her when she was a baby or whatever.

[Zach Amico]

And she also like found fame. Like she got fame. For her to call herself an influencer is a little ballsy bananas.

[Andrew Oriana]

So tick tock too. It's like attention by any means necessary and people will give it to you. It's. I mean, it's very Natural Born Killers actually.

[Zach Amico]

So she had to keep it going.

[Gypsy Rose Blanchard]

On my journey because they like to see me grow. And so usually I think I could bank on my audience receiving things very well, but I have. I'm not the type of person to be in your face about my past. So this is like the first time that I tried something different and a head on approach and I just don't. Unfortunately, it didn't. It wasn't received like we wanted. So some people feel like when you did the part where you're like, I, my mom.

[Andrew Oriana]

Pretty funny.

[Zach Amico]

What fucking world.

[Andrew Oriana]

I know. It is hysterical that she's like, I can't believe people didn't receive this. Well, I went, I killed my mom. What did she do? I think was going to happen. She was like, everyone's going to see how funny this is. Because we listen and we don't judge. Was that the punchline?

[Zach Amico]

What Demolition man future are we in where she's not in trouble for killing her. She's out of jail for killing her mom, but now having to apologize for the joke. For the joke and for censoring herself because she's allowed to be on social media as a murderer. But you can't say killed or it'll fuck up the algorithm.

[Andrew Oriana]

Aye, aye, aye.

[Zach Amico]

Keep it going, Shannon.

[Andrew Oriana]

I hate modernity.

[Gypsy Rose Blanchard]

No, that wasn't the case. The only reason why I did this is because I had a conversation with Natalie. And Tick Tock is extremely sensitive when it comes to how you word things. So we deliberated on, you know, words that we could possibly use and everything that we thought of. You know, homicide, unalive, you know, all of these things may have gotten flagged by Tick Tock in the videotape taken down. And so I'm like, what happens if I just do a gesture?

[Andrew Oriana]

Why is she even admitting it?

[Gypsy Rose Blanchard]

People know what that means without having

[Zach Amico]

to actually say, what if she. What if she. What if she went I my mom it.

[Andrew Oriana]

And she's not even. She's not even oj. She's not even saying if I did it.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, no, she went to jail for it. She. She done did it. Yeah, yeah, Keep it going, Shannon. I'm fascinated by this.

[Gypsy Rose Blanchard]

That's why we had to do it that way. Gypsy, for people wanting you to apologize for this Tick Tock video. To that you say what? Say that I. I do deeply apologize to anyone who may have been offended.

[Andrew Oriana]

Ah, the classic my intention.

[Gypsy Rose Blanchard]

Like, I was not laughing about it. I don't think it's funny to joke about a heavy topic. And in my past, like, I apologize because the delivery was wrong on that. I don't you know, I am trying to be my authentic self. And if my authentic self is saying I did something bad in my past, but look at where I am now, that's where I'm coming from with it. But I would never joke about my past, so I do apologize if it came off too abrasive.

[Zach Amico]

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[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, my God, man.

[Zach Amico]

You know what's great? Men have guys like Andrew Tate and Jordan Belfort. Yeah. And this is what women have. This is a. This bitch could teach a self help seminar next week.

[Andrew Oriana]

This lady and then the bachelorette lady, too.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Yeah, they could. They could go on tour and sell out like a self help book, you know, being my authentic self, you know, letting go the chains of my abusive past. And that shit would sell out. And Shannon, I don't mean all. I'm not saying women in general are ignorant or stupid or anything.

[Andrew Oriana]

No, guys have this too.

[Zach Amico]

But dumb fucking women.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Would lie. Yeah. And the same guys that go to

[Andrew Oriana]

like, I saw Barnes of Noah, like the front center. The big bestseller in self help was by the wolf of Wall street, like the real one.

[Zach Amico]

Did we watch the movie?

[Andrew Oriana]

He's a criminal.

[Zach Amico]

He's a bad guy. But can we say that would be a fun guy to hang out with?

[Andrew Oriana]

It would be fun that would be a self help section. It was called, like, the Ways of the Wolf. It's like the ways of the crime.

[Zach Amico]

It's quaalubes.

[Andrew Oriana]

That's the ways of the Wolf. Drug addiction, crime. Yeah, but a bunch of dumb guys being like, I want to be like the Wolf of Wall Street. That's a badass name. And I look just like Leo.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but isn't like. Couldn't you say he's kind of also doing like the Henry Hill thing where he's like, he sees now this market.

[Andrew Oriana]

But Henry Hill never did self help. He just did, like. No, but he definitely crazy ass stories about it.

[Zach Amico]

He definitely wanted the attention in the same way. He's just. Jordan Bellville's better at Monet. He was already doing. He was doing. Yeah, he was Sales seminars.

[Andrew Oriana]

Exactly. Which is funny because he, like, was he. What he sold was. So I. Maybe that does make him a good salesman. But he could have just been good at his job. Yeah, maybe, maybe. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Yeah, maybe. Maybe people were like, hey, this guy sold a crock of shit. Maybe I could learn how to be a good salesman or whatever. I mean, it's just funny. It's like, I feel like everyone has. Yeah. Both genders do have the sociopaths that they, like, weirdly look up to. Yeah. Or narcissists, especially. People like, do. I mean, look, dude, I love Kanye. Like, all right, he's not a great guy, but hallelujah. So I think people are like, honestly, people just like confidence people just like anyone with, like, brash confidence. And that's. That's these people.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, No, I understand what you're saying on that one. It's just. To me, Jordan Belfort comes off. So Leo did him a lot of favors because when you see him at the end of the movie, the real him is who introduces Leo.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, yeah. It's like, oh.

[Zach Amico]

And you're like, oh, God.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

This fucking.

[Andrew Oriana]

He's like a five, six, leathery Italian. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

He looks like he looked like, like Tim Ubano or something. Yeah, he does not look good. Yeah. And like, yeah, Leo. And what's great about that movie in that performance is you, like, as cool as Leo innately is and how cool it is to be rich and all that. That shit. He. Yeah, I look just like this guy.

[Zach Amico]

Make a movie. I was like, ah, Leo's the only one.

[Andrew Oriana]

Leo and nobody. Don't make me, Jonah.

[Zach Amico]

Make.

[Andrew Oriana]

Make my friend Jonah Hill. He's a fat piece of shit. But it speaks to his performance and this. How awful he is in the story. A lot of times when you watch, you're like, man, what a fucking loser this guy is. This Jordan Belfort guy. And, like. Yeah. I mean, then. Which speaks to how good of an actor Leo is, but it's also like, that speaks to how you shouldn't model yourself after this guy if his life made Leo seem like a fucking loser.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

Because you can see. You see the video, and you're like, how. Like the movie, you're like, how is

[Zach Amico]

he getting away with this? And then you look at the actual guys, like, how the fuck did you

[Andrew Oriana]

actually get away with. Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

It's insane how, like, you see that guy. There's like, no way you got away.

[Andrew Oriana]

You want to. You want to. The opposite of that was. Was that movie War Dogs also with Jonah Hill where he's, like, super fucking fat? Yeah, he's so fat that it, like, took me out of the movie because it was like, every time he walks in, I was like, he's fucking fat. And then at the end, they show the real guy not fat at all. Jonah Hill did not have to gain weight for that role. This guy I could see getting away with a big arms operation. Big, fat Jonah Hill with the pinky rings. I'm like, I'm not selling that guy fucking anything.

[Zach Amico]

He I loved. I love Jonah Hill in Wolf Wall Street. He's such a great guy.

[Andrew Oriana]

Should have won an Oscar. Did he win. You know he didn't win an Oscar.

[Zach Amico]

The big fan. Everything is great.

[Andrew Oriana]

So funny in it. He's so funny and good dramatically in it, too. Smoke crack with me, bro.

[Zach Amico]

I do. When he gets put. When he's jerking off to the chick at the party is so fucking funny. There's like, all these scenes that are great.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. He really kind of make. They both are just those. Those two performances are two of the best and funniest performances, especially in a drama I've ever seen.

[Zach Amico]

Well, I also. Who's the. Is it Andrew Bernthal That. No, no. Who's John Bernthal? John Bernthal. Thank you. He's so fucking good.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. Rob Reiner's hilarious.

[Zach Amico]

Rob Reiner rules in it.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But yeah. Jon Bernthal said, let him watch. Let him watch. When he's just fucking lifted to Billy Joel in the bag. I know eight of that guy.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I literally have a friend who looks just like that. And when we saw it, we called him. He's like, yeah, you're like the ninth person to text me since this movie's come out this week. That it's me.

[Andrew Oriana]

That's awesome. Scorsese between that Goodfellas casino. Just an amazing. He's so good at making these funny New York scumbags just, like, as little side characters and stuff.

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic. We still got more to go with. All right, I'm gonna talk about my girl Gracie Bond in the news as always. Gracie Bond. The world's the fattest ass going the my love. My future ex wife. She's the influencer girl who says that planes need bigger seats. She's a bigger, big, big on the bottom gal. Now, there's been some controversy. She claims to have lipedema, which is the thing where all. You can't lose fat from your ass and thighs. Oh. Which a couple girls do have. But a lot of people are saying

[Andrew Oriana]

she's got a hot face.

[Zach Amico]

Actually, she is all reconstructed from the top.

[Andrew Oriana]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And that she had it put in professionally.

[Andrew Oriana]

Gotcha.

[Zach Amico]

Uh, anyway, so she apparently is claiming she had a rendezvous with one Drake.

[Andrew Oriana]

No way. The fact that this is just coming. That would be my first bet, is that Drake has this lady's number on. I want to see the woman with the biggest ass and thighs in the world.

[Zach Amico]

And she's gonna say what ended her romance with Drake. Shannon, tell us about it.

[Shannon]

I have the video.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah. So she's on, like, a Big Brother type show. Cartoonish ass.

[Andrew Oriana]

Do that. Yeah, that literally. That doesn't look real at all.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, yeah, dude.

[Andrew Oriana]

Those look like the wipeout balls.

[Zach Amico]

That looks like. Like a red and stimpy drawing.

[Andrew Oriana]

You know what? That looks like Soul Caliber, too. That's what that looks like to me.

[Zach Amico]

He didn't want me to be present there, so that was the end for me. I blocked him. He's hot. It's a party. You're not doing it in the end? I've lost track of the words. Yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

I was like, what?

[Zach Amico]

I didn't even know they were speaking Spanish. I was reading. And then at one point, I just stopped.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, you know what?

[Zach Amico]

Because I was looking at her ass.

[Andrew Oriana]

Drake, I apologize. I see the vision.

[Shannon]

They also lost track of the story because they're saying. I don't understand. What is it that happened at the party?

[Zach Amico]

Yes. Okay, good.

[Andrew Oriana]

They're looking at her, so we can.

[Shannon]

Do you want to continue from here?

[Zach Amico]

She saw him with other women. Not in the way you imagine. She doesn't want to say anything. No, they weren't women, if they can be called women. No, they were not trans. What's down? And now she's just saying Some structure. So I guess she's claiming he's had some boys over, some femboys, some partners that were not female and that was part of her.

[Andrew Oriana]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

Breaking up process was because she saw

[Andrew Oriana]

him fuck guys or something.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

I mean, that would be the least surprising thing I'd ever heard, is that Drake is bisexual. That literally be the least surprising thing.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like he could kind of milk that.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. I'm not a pedophile. I'm just gay.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. I'm not a dean, which would be like the honest Kevin Spacey.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah. Honestly. Yeah. I'm just. I'm just a homo.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. I didn't work for me. Drake, why the hell did it work for you?

[Zach Amico]

I liked how he did try to

[Andrew Oriana]

be Jamaican first and then he was like, fuck it, we're just going to go gay. This is.

[Zach Amico]

Yep.

[Andrew Oriana]

The final hail Mary right here. Yeah. I mean, he is like. Yeah, he. Yeah, Drake is. He's so interesting. He like just switches it up so his person. I like Drake, but he does, like, you do see such a lack of inauthenticity to everything he does, which is like, what's the real Drake? Who's the real fucking Drake? I want to hear it.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like we would. This is going to be controversial. I know there's many people that disagree with me. We don't say that about Tupac because he did. We. He wasn't around long enough for us to see the wheels fall off the car.

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, yeah. If you see videos of him, he's a little flamboyant, for sure.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, we've shown him before. Like, I think had we not had. If Tupac never stayed that exact age in our heads. And he's always going to be that motherfucker. We never saw the, you know, the other side. We never. Nobody had time to be like, have you seen a video of when he's 19? He's a.

[Andrew Oriana]

Hey, man. A guy wouldn't claim the Bay Area if he was gay.

[Zach Amico]

Like, he's got like a little sideways haircut and he's as feminine, like. And I get it. Raised by women.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You have this kind of generation.

[Andrew Oriana]

And anyway, anyways, in Oakland and that. And speaking from experience, that voice does come. If you just live there. It's kind of the. It's kind of the Northern California accent.

[Zach Amico]

But he definitely just played that character and went. And somebody. Hey, listen, we have money. All the money.

[Andrew Oriana]

Of course.

[Zach Amico]

Just be that guy first off your.

[Andrew Oriana]

In the click. You claim, I love Tupac, though.

[Zach Amico]

And so I Think it's probably something similar. It's just these guys, the longer they're around, the more we're going to see

[Andrew Oriana]

the holes in it, right? Yeah, well, we did see the holes in Tupac eventually.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

Thank you, Diddy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. All I can. You know, you just got to. There's. It's almost like there should be a prerequisite. Prerequisite. If you are going to be a rapper who raps about crime, I want to know you did it.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, well, those guys did. He was involved in.

[Zach Amico]

He was definitely involved in activity.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yes, he did. Like, that. That was a thing, which is, like, in retrospect, that was, like, dangerous and not good. But he was. He did play. But a lot of the. Like, that kid, six nine. Like, he was so bad at rapping, and he, like. And everyone was like, you're a phony. So he, like, started doing crime to, like, make up for it, and he. And that's why he'd, like, turned to a snitch and shit. Yeah, he was like. Yeah. He, like, everyone was calling him out for being, like, kind of like a fraudster. And then he was like, fudge it, I'll start doing. And then got caught immediately. And then immediately snitched. Very, very publicly, like, took the stand, snitching and. Well, his music, although, sucked. Here's the thing. Just make good music.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, dude.

[Andrew Oriana]

Like, Bobby was never actually. I mean, this. Of course, I picked the white guy, but he was never actually involved in any actual crimes, basically. But his music was just so good that nobody gave a fuck. And he was authentic. That's the thing. It's like, just be yourself.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know.

[Andrew Oriana]

Be yourself. Bobby Shmurda came out with the Shmurda Kit, and that was possibly the coolest thing of all time, right? Yeah. That was. Straight out of jail was like, I killed people. Here's the merch about it. Oh, wow. Yeah, well, he was in jail for a while, right?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. I killed somebody.

[Zach Amico]

People forget about it. Yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

Now he's in. He's like, I know. This is. Actually.

[Zach Amico]

Now he's America's black grandpa, right?

[Andrew Oriana]

He's like, Shaq. It's like, if Shaq killed a guy and everyone was like, whatever, man. Come be in this kid's movie.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, barely, dude. It's like, if Morgan Freeman killed somebody, all he did was fuck his granddaughter for years. Nobody. That is true. Right?

[Andrew Oriana]

I heard about it because I remember Eric Andre was talking about that, like, a lot at one point.

[Zach Amico]

Chatty. Can you look at. I'm pretty sure. Morgan Freeman has been accused of having a long term underage affair with his grandfather.

[Andrew Oriana]

That's what got me into shawshank. She was 13 going on 30. Nice.

[Zach Amico]

Get busy bleeding or get busy fucking.

[Andrew Oriana]

Let me tell you, you fit right in with me at the Cuckoo's Nest. Oh, we're doing it. Not to plug in, but we're doing a Jack Nicholson movie tier list. Me and Dalton and Nick on.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, hell yeah. So yeah, check that out.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, that'll be a lot of fun.

[Zach Amico]

Morgan did not do his grandma for years. Sensationalist rumors suggested romantic Malaysia with a step granddaughter. Ethan Hines has a granddaughter of Freeman's first wife. Was tragically killed in 2015 by her boyfriend, Lamar Davenport.

[Andrew Oriana]

Hi, my name is Lamar Davenport.

[Zach Amico]

Hi. By her. Lamar Davenport is a hilarious. That's like, I made that up.

[Andrew Oriana]

I know.

[Zach Amico]

Killed by her boyfriend, Leroy. Smooth one hundreds.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, that's up there with Draymond Green.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, bring that back up.

[Andrew Oriana]

Lamar Davenport.

[Zach Amico]

Tabloid speculated allegations for over a decade never sustained. The granddaughter of Freeman's first wife fatally stabbed outside of her apartment. All right, what the step granddaughter, New

[Andrew Oriana]

porn category, dude, he had her killed.

[Zach Amico]

Now I have some men on the inside now.

[Andrew Oriana]

Don't go snitching now.

[Zach Amico]

Lamar Davenport. Davenport, this is God. I have a job for you. I need you to smite my first step granddaughter. She is a liar.

[Andrew Oriana]

Remember when I got you those tickets to Bruce Almighty and you owed me a favor?

[Zach Amico]

I am. This is God speaking.

[Andrew Oriana]

Also, Lamar Davenport wears nothing but velour. That man is Sean Jon.

[Zach Amico]

Still to this day, Lamar Davenport has boxers made out of the same material as his top. I don't know how else to describe.

[Andrew Oriana]

That's so funny. Just random. Yeah, it's fucking great.

[Zach Amico]

Lamar Davenport has an amazing collection of lotions.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yes, absolutely.

[Zach Amico]

Lamar Davenport knows a lot about lotion. And I bet has a dimmer switch in his bedroom that he can control on his phone.

[Andrew Oriana]

Lamar Davenport is somehow third cousins of Allen Iverson. He's never met him, though.

[Zach Amico]

No, no, no, no. When you ask Lamar Davenport what he does for a living, he just says business entrepreneur. Lamar Davenport's Instagram profile says CEO entrepreneur, school of hard knocks.

[Andrew Oriana]

When you meet Lamar Davenport, he says, pleasure to make your acquaintances. Yeah, intense. His fingers.

[Zach Amico]

All right, what else?

[Andrew Oriana]

I love Lamar Davenport. What a wonderful man.

[Zach Amico]

Well, we've got this is the zoo. We love our animal story. So we got two more we. When we go to Friday's episode, we did go hard on San Jose. Had a running of the balls and I Like to do a little something on the show called Sometimes the bull wins. And we do. Shannon did dig up one more. Sometimes the bull wins. Oh, no. I sent you this, right?

[Shannon]

Yes, you sent this.

[Zach Amico]

So this is another rodeo attempt.

[Andrew Oriana]

This is like San Jose. Come on, be a little less.

[Zach Amico]

This is different. This is a. This is a rodeo. Somebody sent me on Twitter.

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, no. These are my people, dude. I know. Dude, you got to get your gun. We're not in New Spain anymore, dude. Oh, this dude is getting.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andrew Oriana]

Jesus Christ, dude. Yeah, leave him there. He's dead. Get the chalk out. Lie. Jesus boy. Dude, I haven't seen anyone get crushed

[Zach Amico]

how many times this is okay yet. There's 1. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

[Andrew Oriana]

The one thing that got Knoxville was a bull, right? Like, that was the thing that actually, like, impacted him for life was getting hit by the bull.

[Zach Amico]

That. The motorcycle that crushes Urethra.

[Andrew Oriana]

That. Yeah, I heard about that, dude. His helmet is on his back, dude. Why did he do this, though?

[Zach Amico]

According.

[Shannon]

According to Grox is somebody asked Grok on this Twitter stream thread rather. And she said that he didn't die and that he only had like a. Some damage to his, like, orbital bone, but that he was okay.

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, okay. I got away scot free.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

That's insanity, man. Good God. You have to admit, there's probably like three seconds he's on that bull. He's like, I'm fucking killing it right now.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know. Let's watch it together. He does not look confident.

[Andrew Oriana]

Up top. Look like right there.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, oh. And then just. I mean, did it miss him with his feet on most of them? I feel like there's at least two where he takes. Yeah, full hoof.

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, boy. I haven't seen a guy get crushed like a bull like that since John Stockton. All right. Okay. How are we doing?

[Zach Amico]

That is. Shut the fuck up. Oh, Robbie, you're smarter than me with sports stuff by a million. What was this injury yesterday that people were posting.

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, Moses Moody. Fuck.

[Zach Amico]

What the happened?

[Andrew Oriana]

Set, man. That was. I was watching the game live. It was on Peacock and they cut to. I was like. Because that's my team, the warriors. And most. Moody is just like this 23 year old kid. Great kid. Just came back from injury after a month. He was hooping, he was running. He was. It was. The game was already basically one. He got a steal. And it was going to be like a little icing on the cake. Dunk. He goes up to a dunk and it's a non contact leg injury. He falls down and his fucking. What they call the patella tendon. Yeah. Got severed. And his knee. And that keeps your kneecap in place. So his kneecap went all the way up and again. So. And literally Peacock showed it and they showed his face reacting to it. He was like. And right then I was like, why the fuck did I see that? Why did they show that on fucking Peacock, dude. Some of those leg injuries. Prayers out to Moses Moody, though. He's a. Everyone called him like a good kid. He's a kid who like waited his turn, mature beyond his years. From Little Rock, Arkansas. Just. It was tragic. I was like depressed for that.

[Zach Amico]

Can I ask you a question because I'm stupid. Is that a career ender for most.

[Andrew Oriana]

For a lot of people.

[Zach Amico]

All right, we're watching it. But I'm Fuck.

[Andrew Oriana]

I do I. Man prayers.

[Zach Amico]

No.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. That's what I saw at first. I was like, what an. Oh, man, this kid sucks. He completely can't even make a layup. I didn't realize that's what happened to him.

[Zach Amico]

Is that a career ender for.

[Andrew Oriana]

Most people have had it, yes. But he's 23 in sports medicine has come a long way. But that's what got Jeremy Lynn. That ended his career. It got Old Depot, ended his career. Baron Davis ended his career.

[Zach Amico]

And it's at least a year recovery.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, it's gonna be like the best case scenario is like nine to 12 months. I mean, it's brutal. They have to fucking. The way that they have to like sew it together. Like the way that they described the surgery was like, terr. I didn't like reading it. It was like they have to like sew it together and.

[Zach Amico]

And it was just a freak thing.

[Andrew Oriana]

Just freak accident. And because the injury he was coming back from was his wrist and he was healthy. Out of nowhere, just a fucking. His literally. His knee exploded in midair. It like exploded and. Yeah, that was a bummer. That was crazy to watch actually, as

[Zach Amico]

a. Yeah, like I. I broke my leg real bad wrestling in high school, so leg injuries just fucking make me nauseous. I play soccer.

[Andrew Oriana]

I've seen too many people's legs just get turned to jelly.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, it's. It's rough to watch.

[Andrew Oriana]

It's happening a lot in basketball just because everyone, like the pace of play has gotten so crazy. So they have. They should be conditioning themselves like professional runners, but they don't. So their legs just blow out because they have to be bass. They have to. You have to Be professional runner and basketball player now. Yeah, but everyone's legs just. They're getting cooked in the NBA.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know.

[Andrew Oriana]

What. They got to do something about it. I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

Is that the worst that's been on TV in a while?

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, since Hayward. I would. In my. In my. In my experience, I would say the Celtics Cavs game or Gordon Hayward's bone. No, that was.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, that was.

[Andrew Oriana]

That one was bad. That was on tv, too. I mean, the Tyreek Hill one was fucking just. Yeah. Different sport. Who's a college kid again? Kevin Hale. Was that his name? Something like that. Like, the bone came out of his leg. He was in the March Madness tournament, and he was going to, like, be a big star. And, like, it was. That one I've heard was the gnarliest. I didn't see that one live.

[Zach Amico]

That's got to. That must just replay through your head every day, all day, for your life. You just got to think, oh, yeah, it must just roll there. It. It's that thing where. Have you ever had something really shitty happening? And you wake up and there's like, eight seconds before you remember what's going

[Andrew Oriana]

on in your life? Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And you're like, oh, Fuck, yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

Shannon YouTube the Gordon Hayward injury, because that one was gnarly. And that was a game everyone was watching because it was like LeBron versus the Celtics. And it was like the first day of the NBA. It was in prime time. And this dude just fucking. You can, like, hear it if I remember. Like, it was like, a brutal fucking. You can, like, hear it break. That. That. So that one was also really gnarly. I. Yeah, I think this. Wait, do it with the audio. Because the audio is what makes it really. Because you literally hear it, like, break. And then they cut to his knee, and it's like. They cut to it. They show it for, like, way too long, and it's really gross and disturbing. And then they all like it. And then both teams, like, gotten a prayer circle for him. That one. That's probably the worst one I've seen. Besides.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that one was bad, man. We should have done this before. Too little too late, guys.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, it's real 2020 hindsight on this rare circle, boys. Yeah, that's a. That was a rough.

[Zach Amico]

And then it's just like, fuck, I gotta learn to read.

[Andrew Oriana]

You know what's funny? A guy on the team, the warriors, last year towards acl, and he came back this year, and they're like, what'd you do? You read Books. And he said, yeah. And they're like, what book did you read? He was like, oh, this great book called the 48 Laws of Power. They're like, wrong book, boys.

[Zach Amico]

Wrong book, wrong book.

[Andrew Oriana]

Sounds good to me.

[Zach Amico]

Before we get out of here, one more adorable animal video. And in proof that vaping is an evil industry. Because what they did, what I was reading this article today about it. Essentially, the people that run the vaping companies were like, listen, this is great. This is money. Kids can get access to it. It's cool, it's easy to hide, and we just make money. Handler fist. But this tastes awful. So the reason they use a lot of fruity flavors is because your tongue processes flavors in different parts. One part of your tongue processes bitter. One process is salty, one process is sweet. But it's like you basically draw a map of the tongue. So what they did was create all these flavors that specifically distracted the other parts of your tongue so that you don't realize how bitter the vape is.

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

And it's basically, it masks it, but it also is playing a trick on your taste level senses.

[Andrew Oriana]

Wow.

[Zach Amico]

And what they found now is that these flavors are so addictive and sweet that squirrels are vaping.

[Andrew Oriana]

I saw this. I love that, dude. I love this box.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. And Shad, if you want to bring that up.

[Andrew Oriana]

Dahl made a good joke about this. He said squirrels look so much cooler vaping than humans do. Oh, my God. I love this, dude. He just like me for real. There's so many squirrels. Those look like east coast squirrels, too. For sure.

[Zach Amico]

All these. All these squirrels are going to be gas digital interns, dude.

[Andrew Oriana]

I'm gonna. They're gonna have little tims on.

[Shannon]

These are from London.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, these are from London. Yeah. All these girls are going to be editing Gas Digital clips in a week.

[Andrew Oriana]

Hey, squirrels, have you ever tried Kratom? Damn, dude, they are so sick. God damn. Squirrels are so awesome, dude. Right around Stytown, right there, there's so many cute squirrels.

[Zach Amico]

My family hated squirrels growing because my mom had a garden on the deck. And my mom hated those squirrels. Yeah, dude, I used to be deathly

[Andrew Oriana]

afraid of squirrels for, like, a long time. I think you could get bad squirrels. There's like ratty squirrels. There's like. Yeah, like. Like, but where I'm from.

[Zach Amico]

And then I think we had. Is it an urban legend that if raccoons are out during the day, they're rabid? That's what my mom would always say. She goes, well, it's like if they have. During the Day. That means they got rabies.

[Andrew Oriana]

I'll bet that that sounds true. That sounds like good Jersey.

[Zach Amico]

We had big raccoons they would hang on our deck. And so the way it worked is the deck was an extension.

[Andrew Oriana]

One of them's name was Lamar Davenport

[Zach Amico]

Raccoon Tour. And it was an extension that my dad had built all the. But it was a big deck that my dad and his friends built on the back of the house. And that back room was where our family computer was. So you'd be sitting and then the computer's right here. But then there was a window that was the staircase up to the deck. So every once in a while, in the middle of the night, I'd be on the computer and I would look up and it would just be like two raccoons staring at me, scaring the dude. The jump scare, it was like when they would show the Exorcist still. While you're doing a map.

[Andrew Oriana]

Oh, you just hear me go.

[Zach Amico]

Because they would. They would just have their hands on the window, would be watching me. Yeah, it scared the shit out of me all the time.

[Andrew Oriana]

Because they're a little huge. They are human, like.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, well, they're self domesticate itself. Domesticated now, supposedly. Yeah, they're like volunteering for it. They're like, oh, this is the life.

[Andrew Oriana]

I mean, more animals, if they were smart, would do that, right?

[Zach Amico]

Because it's like, well, they're cute. They know they're cute. They know they're fuzzy. They know they're cute. They know they can get away with shit, right? So they're pulling it.

[Andrew Oriana]

That's. That's what cats and dogs do. They know that they're cute and they know how to like, use it. Like. Yeah, well, dude, you know, they know when they make their eyes big, they'll get food.

[Zach Amico]

Cats don't meow at each other. That's for us.

[Andrew Oriana]

Really?

[Zach Amico]

For real. Cats do not communicate through meows. They hiss and they, you know, like that chirping.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That's what cats meow for people. Because they're imitating babies.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yo, I've seen a lot. There's clips of lions meowing, but maybe it's different. I guess they kind of do like a. More. Not a meow, but more like a.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the meow. That. That's for us. They figured that out.

[Andrew Oriana]

That's cute. Yeah. It's funny how much they, like, pander to humans, dogs and cats, just because like through evolution they were like, that's how you get food.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Andrew Oriana]

Talk to the talk to that thing.

[Zach Amico]

And raccoons like, hey, we're sick of them trapping us, killing us and making hats.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah. Squirrels are like. They keep giving us this lethal injection shit. Can we hang out on your couch, please? And squirrels are like, dude, fuck it, they're giving us our babes. Dude, we're having a good time. Squirrels are having a good time. Squirrels are having a good. I relate to squirrels because it was kind of like twitchy and, like, looking around, you know?

[Zach Amico]

How mad are you if you're a squirrel and you look inside and see ferret in somebody's house? Oh, come on. That's worse than me.

[Andrew Oriana]

That's so. We're the same guys, just from a better neighborhood.

[Zach Amico]

This is a long me. That's just long me.

[Andrew Oriana]

It's just long. By the way, that's the name of the Chinese guy who has the ferret.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, long me.

[Andrew Oriana]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

All right, we're going to end the show there. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. Thank you so much to my guest, Andrew Oriana. And from the arena of ideas, and Robbie Wood, our great friend Robbie Goodwin. We'll be back with a bonus episode this Fu Fu Fu Friday. And hey, enjoy your week and thank you for tuning in. Bye Bye.

[Andrew Oriana]

Noon is morning time to him. Papa B. Go chug it down just like your favorite OB clown. Grab a call back and join the crew. It's Acamiko morning too.

[Zach Amico]

Exactly.

[Andrew Oriana]

Go morning.