Podcast Summary: Zac Amico's Morning Zoo #86
Guests: Lukas McCrary & Doug Uram
Date: February 8, 2026
Network: GaS Digital
Overview
This episode of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo brings the show’s signature blend of wild humor, degenerate camaraderie, and offbeat conversation. Zac welcomes first-timer Lucas McCrary (NYC-based comedian) and returning favorite Doug Uram (No Offense podcast). Together, they riff on recent comedy news, viral videos, strange addictions, wild stories from the worlds of strip clubs, reality TV, and more—delivering the irreverent, chaotic, and uncensored entertainment that defines Zac’s “morning radio gone wrong” format.
1. Introductions, Comedy Plugs, & Old School Stage Names
[00:47–05:19]
- Zac enthusiastically introduces his guests, with warm banter and mutual admiration.
- Plugs for live shows:
- Lucas: Performing in NYC at Fear City Comedy Club; hosts “Absolute Show” (a longform, Eric Andre-style talk show on YouTube).
- Doug: Upcoming dates in Pennsylvania and New York, including Hershey Park.
- Zac: Shows at Atlantic City’s Tropicana and more TBA; plugs GaS Digital and promo code for subscription.
Quote:
“Across the table from me, two very, very funny human beings... Doug Uram, how you doing, buddy?”
— Zac Amico [00:47]
- The hosts reminisce about the era when every comedian used outlandish stage names, sharing hilarious examples ("Steamroller," "Johnny Hollywood," "Bob Gonzo," etc.).
- Lucas is bemused by these characters, sparking generational comedy references, including a running joke about him being “just turned 12.”
Notable Moment:
Lucas asks if Brian Posehn is "the Bazinga guy from Big Bang Theory," prompting playful, generational ribbing. [05:04]
2. Lewis Watch 2026 – Austin Comedy Brawl
[05:34–13:00]
- The crew reviews viral footage of Zac’s Real Ass Podcast co-host, Luis J. Gomez, getting into a street fight outside a comedy venue in Austin.
- Video breakdown includes: the “mutual combat” lore in Texas, the roles of local comedy notables, and over-the-top martial arts posturing.
- Shannon investigates legalities and “mutual combat” state myths.
Quote:
“This is the world’s shittiest Street Fighter level.”
— Zac Amico [08:40]
- The crew is particularly tickled by a cameo from a comic reportedly walking around with a giant anime sword.
Quote:
“Just a black guy with an anime sword walking in like the Sheriff of Nottingham…”
— Zac Amico [13:15]
[10:55] – “Leave me alone!” panic cries in the fight video become a running joke, emblematic of biter-to-chew chaos in comedy spaces.
3. Wild Nights, Street Fights, & Comedy Scenes
[13:00–16:24]
- Further stories about the physicality of London nightlife ("way darker than I assumed…a lot of hooliganism"), clean European drugs (especially German ecstasy), and the bitter realities of working-class brawl culture.
- Doug and Zac reminisce about cartoonish street violence (“a lot of headbutts…soccer makes sense”) and the pride in European party drugs.
4. Gross Confessions: Public Transit & Bodily Functions
[16:30–18:12]
- Zac and Doug share mortifying stories involving sneezing up mucus and public transit flatulence.
- Emphasize the paranoia and communal shame of being accused (“I assume everyone thinks it was me…”) and using body stereotypes as fart scapegoats.
Quote:
“I go find the fat guy, fart next to him…always works!”
— Lucas McCrary [18:12]
5. My Strange Addiction: Eating Toenails
[19:55–23:28]
- The hosts watch and react to a viral clip from My Strange Addiction featuring a woman addicted to eating her own toenails.
- Lucas admits he once had the same habit (“Not in front of people. Not on camera, not on a show.”).
- Extended, grossly comedic confessions from all three, with Doug warning about nail-biter infections, Zac describing how he disposes of nail clippings, and everyone examining the “God’s toothpick” theory for toe clippings.
Notable Moment:
Zac posits the inevitable: “This says so much about men, because somebody got her pregnant twice.”
— Zac Amico [22:38]
6. OnlyFans, Saudi “Yachting,” and Hollywood Scandals
[23:28–29:04]
- The crew debates whether the toenail-eater is building an OnlyFans brand, segueing to tabloid tropes and the “yachting” phenomenon (women paid by Saudi elites for extreme fetishes—allegedly including Kim Kardashian).
- Zac relays stories from the Cannes Film Festival, witnessing “ugliest dudes with the hottest women.”
- Speculation about how some actors, on their way up or down, get drawn into this luxury “yacht” circuit, threading in tales of Lindsay Lohan and celebrity transactional relationships.
Quote:
“It’s called yachting. When the gigs dry up... you take a little trip over to see your Saudi friends.”
— Zac Amico [25:27]
7. The Poltergeist & Red Shoes Conspiracy
[26:44–32:11]
- Doug introduces the “Red Shoes” conspiracy: Hollywood pedophile elites allegedly signaling their crimes via red shoes (and referencing the Wizard of Oz).
- Zac details the strange history of Poltergeist child actress Heather O’Rourke (rumored trafficking, mysterious death), connecting it to industry abuse conspiracy lore.
- Shannon looks up and tries to explain the internet-born theory.
Quote:
“This is me at my most Kurt Metzger-y.”
— Zac Amico [29:08]
8. Celebrity Child Abuse, Fame, and Industry Dark Sides
[32:13–35:03]
- The hosts grapple with the paradox of child stardom—why abusers would make children famous and how fame can be both reward and collateral.
- Discussion expands: Olsen twins’ 18th birthday countdowns, Hollywood’s culture of commodifying youth, and millennial awkwardness when former child stars attempt adult stardom.
- Jokes about “shrively” starlets, eating disorders, and hair-pulling disorders in high school.
9. Bodies, TV Productions, and Food Competitions
[35:33–59:04]
- The inside story on the Breaking Bad house: attempts to sell for $4M (now slashed to $400K). Guests debate the economics of turning TV homes into Airbnbs, pawn off “latex pizza-throwing” as a tourist experience, and break down the infamous, whole-pizza-throw scene.
- Carnival game cheat codes revealed—from the “bucket backspin” to “Jacob’s Ladder” and claw machine hacks.
- Food Network reality shows are dissected for authenticity, with Zac admitting he once started drama by mistakenly claiming sous chefs do most of the work (“the blue-check chef community shared it 100,000 times”).
Quote:
“Some might say that TV in general is inaccurate…”
— Zac Amico [57:51]
10. Viral Video Reactions & Strip Club Lore
[45:23–51:54]
- Crew laughs over a viral champagne blasting, agreement: “That’s a free meal, at least for her.” [47:15]
- Doug & Zac tell legendary stories about New Jersey strip clubs:
- Satin Dolls (“Bada Bing” from The Sopranos) is disappointing (“full of dudes who wanna be in the Sopranos”).
- Harem: BYOB, full nudity, fluorescent paint you spray on strippers, glowing tits, “the happiest place in the world.”
Quote:
“In New Jersey, if you sell alcohol, the girls can’t be naked at all. They have to be fully clothed.”
— Doug Uram [49:27]
11. Weird News – Durian Devouring & the Most Chinese Story
[52:28–56:41]
- Zac introduces a “most Chinese story of the week”: Family devours 5.5kg of durian (notorious for its pungent, stinky aroma) at the airport after learning it’s banned on planes.
- Discussion of Asian travel meals, the hierarchy of stink on public transport, and the nasty details of durian’s texture (“like a mix of rotten onions, cheese, and turpentine…”).
Quote:
“Give me three boxes of Asian feet…”
— Zac Amico [55:31]
12. Vow of Poverty: Where Are They Now—Alfalfa from The Little Rascals
[60:05–61:38]
- The group examines Bug Hall (Alfalfa actor) who has chosen “extreme Catholicism” and family isolation after a post-fame journey through addiction and run-ins with the law.
- Zac and Doug reflect on the frequency of child stars falling into odd or self-destructive lifestyles, with Drew Barrymore as the rare “survivor.”
13. Sex, Generational Change, and “Eating Ain’t Cheating”
[62:00–67:52]
- Spirited debate about shifting sexual norms—condom use, cum shots, eating ass—and how “the rules” have changed since Gen X’s youth.
- Hilariously frank discussion of why ass-eating used to be taboo, why sharing drinks with friends is worse than rimming strangers, and whether eating out sex workers “counts” as cheating.
Quote:
“My friends always used to bust my balls. ‘You won’t share a bottle with me, but you’ll lick a girl’s asshole you just met?’ 100%.”
— Doug Uram [65:33]
14. The Polyamorous Thai Fast Food Twins
[68:00–70:44]
- Shannon brings in a news story about a Thai woman openly living with and dating identical twin brothers whom she met at a fast food restaurant—complete with questions over paternity, OnlyFans speculation, and a possibly staged porn scenario.
- Zac wonders aloud about the legitimacy of the story, commenting on the improbable “giant Asian cans” visible in the viral image, and reminiscing about a friend who runs tours in North Korea.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- Zac Amico [08:40]: “This is the world’s shittiest Street Fighter level.”
- Lucas McCrary [18:12]: “I go find the fat guy, fart next to him…always works!”
- Zac Amico [22:38]: “This says so much about men, because somebody got her pregnant twice.”
- Doug Uram [49:27]: “In New Jersey, if you sell alcohol, the girls can’t be naked at all. They have to be fully clothed.”
- Zac Amico [55:31]: “Give me three boxes of Asian feet…”
- Doug Uram [65:33]: “You wouldn’t share a bottle with me, but you’d lick a girl’s asshole you just met? 100%.”
Timestamps for Key Segments
- [05:34] – “Lewis Watch” Austin fight video breakdown
- [13:15] – Viral anime sword guy cameo in comedy fight
- [19:55] – My Strange Addiction: Eating Toenails segment
- [23:28] – Yachting and Hollywood “toilets” discussion
- [26:44] – Poltergeist saga and Red Shoes conspiracy
- [35:33] – Breaking Bad house as Airbnb: economics and fan ideas
- [45:23] – Champagne spraying viral video reaction
- [49:27] – NJ strip club striptease legalities
- [52:28] – The durian airport challenge: “most Chinese story”
- [60:05] – The Little Rascals’ Alfalfa–vow of poverty update
- [62:00] – Sex norms, generational changes, and “eating ain’t cheating”
- [68:00] – Thai woman dating identical twin brothers story
Tone & Style
Unfiltered, quick-witted, and laid-back, with frequent raunchy asides, throwback pop culture references, and a balance of genuine curiosity with playful mockery. Zac steers the chaos with affectionate ribbing and the infectious energy of a real-life “morning zoo” host.
Final Thoughts
If you enjoy raw, uncensored comic banter, strange-but-true news, and inside stories from the underbelly of showbiz and standup, this episode delivers wall-to-wall laughs and plenty of WTF moments—equal parts podcast insanity and drive-time nostalgia for a “radio gone wrong” era.
Plug:
Check out Doug Uram’s “No Offense” podcast and see Lucas McCrary’s sets at Fear City Comedy Club. For early, uncensored access and bonus content, subscribe at GaS Digital with promo code ZOO.