The boys triumphantly return to talk about alliances for a while: how they work, what they are, and whether or not they qualify for federal subsidies under the Board Game Development and Redistribution Act. Then they're off to a magical land of pony and dog shows to talk about some other things. Plus a guy named Larry Mayonnaise and the hottest review show on YouTube.

Intro gag: Comin’ to ya live from the ice-pits of Frakrajoon, I’m Johannes Stauffer and with me as always is a clan of highly-intelligent frost baboons, and this is the Mildly Alarming Podcast. Episode 738: ‘Kissing Spiders on the Mouth’, and Other Tales from the Boy Scouts

Segment One: Partnerships and Alliances

Also, turns out I guess we didn't review Two Rooms and a Boom. Check it out here!

Episode sponsor: Larry Mayonnaise

Segment Two: How to Harpoon Whales and Save Money on Bear Insurance

**Outro Gag:**Bad Product Reviews

Music in this episode:
"Shiny Tech" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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