
Hosted by Johannes Stauffer; Tom Rich · EN

Ok, so, how this week's podcast works is that you have three actions points, and listening to any one ad or segment costs one point, so you can only listen to a few of them on your turn. One of the segments is about action points, the other is about liquor and weed, and the ads are for space men and wizards. I have a dollar; Johannes is made of old soap and doesn't read what I write here. Tom is dumb and doesn't check back on these after he writes them. Your plan? Intro gag: Comin' to ya' live from a place in France, I'm Tom Rich and with me as always are completely intact walls and disappointment, and this is the Mildly Alarming Podcast. Episode a Million: Lyle has two mommies, three daddies, an uncle, and a dog. Slippery slope my ass... ##Segment 1: Action Point Allowance Systems Episode Sponsor: Valitar Krambuthax, Ambassador of the Nebulons ##Segment 2: Booze 'n the News Facebook bans users from promoting posts with the word "Scunthorpe" in them Kasich defends eating pizza with fork Radioactive wild boar roaming Fukushima countryside Longtime marijuana use may make you a loser Touching robots can arouse humans Snoop Dogg launches nature show Outro Gag: Incantrathubacazdrathorn’s Golemry Music in this episode: "Angevin" by Kevin McLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0

This week's episode starts off with a first look at another new game concept in which trolls fight dragons for pigs and/or gold. The second segment sees the return of Booze 'n the News, where we discuss hard hitting topics from coffee-drinking parrots to Tom's tiny p... err... flip phone. Also, we drink gin. Intro Gag: Comin' to ya' live from inside of an old boot, I'm Tom Rich and with me as always is Toe Fungus, and this is the Mildly Alarming Podcast. Episode 109: Those're Some Fat Tires! Segment 1: Trolls vs. Dragons Here's the first draft of the Trolls vs. Dragons rules we were working from while recording. And here's the second draft with a few minor changes we've made since the show. Episode Sponsor: Bitcoin (not really, though) Segment 2: Booze 'n the News Here are the articles referenced in this week's Booze 'n the News segment: Redhead banned from school for being too ginger Flip phone user asks the Internet how he can ask for girls’ numbers without feeling like a loser Police: Woman blames coffee-drinking parrot for car crash OED literally redefine ‘literally’ to mean ‘literally’ and ‘not literally’ both at the same time 14 Words That Are Their Own Opposites Outro Gag: Podcast Travel Warning