
This week, Morgan is in real time and clearing the air about a few things. Then, Morgan discusses her thoughts on Sombr’s hot mom and answers fan questions!
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Morgan Stewart
What's a booster? Somebody that steal clothes from a store and sell at a discount price. It's like community service.
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The Velvet Gang, they're boosting from my stores.
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Come on, let's take all of it.
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Morgan Stewart
hey, everyone. I'm Morgan Stewart, and welcome to the Morgan Stewart Show. I'm gonna be talking about pop culture, fashion, my personal life, and just a warning. I will be giving my opinions on everything, and those opinions are subject to change. Okay, now let's get into it. Hi, guys. I'm so excited. My second solo pod. I did my first solo pod last week. Again, the lighting. We've clocked in. We've clocked in. I'm like, straight to camera, and I don't even feel bad about it. Glam again. I just want everyone to know, like, we are in a glam world. I know I said that last time, but it is truly what's happening. Kim is here. Kim. You can't see Kim, but she's sitting directly behind the camera. I like everyone to know who's in the room.
Kim Cohen
I'm here.
Morgan Stewart
You're here. Do you know what I mean? Because you know what it feels like? It's like when somebody answers the phone and they're on speaker and you do not tell people who's with you. There is nothing more rude. I don't care who. I don't care if my housekeeper's next to me. I don't care if it's my nanny. If I'm on speakerphone and somebody calls me, I'm like, hey, you're on speakerphone, and blah, blah, blah and blah, blah, blah is in the room. Do you know what I mean? So Brendan, my producer's in the room. Cody's in my. Cody's in my room, too. Is my.
Cody Fisher
I'm in your room.
Morgan Stewart
Okay. So my booth people won't mention. Jessica's here. We know Jessica. Okay, guys, so we have lots to discuss. Lots of things on my mind. Okay, first of all, I watched my episode from last week, and I just wanna say I have to sit up. Okay. I'm casual. I'm like. I'm a podcast television star hybrid. And I watched my episode from last week. I smiled the entire time. The entire time. I really was just so joyful and excited. And that's when I knew, like, okay, you must be a really big star, because if I'm laughing at myself, I'm doing a good job. I do want to talk today about some things that have been on my mind and pivot into a more serious topic. And it's not serious. It's just something that I think I need to just get out there. And I actually did a TikTok about this, but I want to get into it a little bit more in depth. And I've obviously launched this show. I have done a lot of guesting. I. There's clips of me all over the Internet, and they're all the same. They're like, funny, quippy, fast, surface level, jokey clips. And I just feel like, who is that person? Right. I obviously have talked ad nauseam about all the loss I've experienced between my dad dying, my brother dying, the thyroid going out, not feeling good in my body, you know, having babies. Like, I've talked about all of these sort of things that have happened, but yet all the content that I'm in, I am the exact same person, or seemingly the exact same person. I was pre. Going on whatever this little break was. And I think for me, and last night specifically, I was sitting up and I was like, who are you? Like, are you gonna forever be this sort of like, blonde, privileged girl that, like, leans into this sort of facade? And I mean, not that it's a facade because I'm obviously hyper privileged. I have a really extraordinary life. But, like, it hasn't always been as extraordinary as it is right now. I'm in a really good spot. Um, but I just feel like in this next iteration of, like, me starting this podcast, me being, you know, in your ear every week or on your phones every week as you're watching me, like, what am I giving to you that's different from the person that you knew before? And I just feel like it's time to probably delve deeper into a lot more. More stuff and just more topics that maybe I've avoided in the past. And I don't mean to, like, say all this to lead up to this big disappointment, but I just want you to know that it is something that I'm very aware of. It's. It's something that I don't want to continue on. Like, I think we're gonna have to get deep. I don't know when I'm gonna wanna get deep about certain things, so I ask that you just stay patient with me, because there will be a time there's just things that I feel like are important to talk about, things I wanna talk about. And also, just again, as I said, like, this next iteration of me can't be an extension of what you already know, because that's fucking boring. And not only is it boring, it's genuinely a waste of my time and a waste of your time to just consistently have the sore. The same sort of, like, content from me, so. And I think I'm also my harshest critic. And I think watching also the Roxy episode, I think I wasn't as locked in as I would have liked to have been. I think it was a great episode. I know we touched on a lot of different things, especially if you were a rich kids watcher. That's another thing. We don't need to ever talk about rich kids again. Like, it was 12 years ago. Um, but it was important for Roxxxy to come on because we had to close that loop. It is very rare in reality television that you have two of the main characters have a major falling out, and then the second one of the two cast members never comes back. That never, ever, ever happens. The person always comes back. They walk through some dark alley, and it's like this big reveal. So I felt an obligation to the audience to do that and kind of closed the loop. I wish we would have gone a little bit more into the details of what happened. And also, I think I skimmed over a few things of, like, oh, well, you know, she wanted to talk about stuff off camera. I want. No, we had a very real falling out as two best friends, regardless, if we knew we weren't gonna be friends through the show. We both walked away from a relationship dead cold after that interview that you guys saw on television or that episode that you saw. And she definitely feels the same way that she felt then, and I definitely still feel the same way. I do. So I just felt disappointed in myself that I did not go into that issue more deeply. Another thing that's been on my mind is I did skinny but not fat. No, I Didn't I did that. That was a good episode, too. That was funny. But I did the Bitch Bible two weeks ago. What was two weeks ago? A week and a half ago on Friday. I can't hear you. One week. Okay, one week ago. Anyway, it aired. We touched on the Alex Cooper versus the Alex Earle drama. And this has also kept me up at night because inside I'm like a ball of marshmallow. And I'm like, actually quite sweet. And I felt like watching myself back. It was a very neutral stance that I took. And I was explaining both sides and I meant everything I said. But the truth of the matter is I approached that dialogue, or whatever I said as, okay, you guys know my relationship with Cooper, so I don't need to get into that. I said, I've exchanged messages with her. So I thought it was clear. Like, Alex Cooper's my friend. Alex Earl is not somebody I know, but I don't dislike. And I feel like as somebody that's exchanged messages with Cooper over the last however many days, messages of support that have come from me, I should have gone to bat for her a bit more. I did call her daddy. I had a dinner with her and Jackie Schimmel. I did a live show with Jackie Schimmel and Alex Cooper for 10 minutes, and then we've had another dinner. So I have met Alex Cooper or been around her in person four times in however many years. Still, she has been nothing but. But wonderful to me. And we've had really nice exchanges, and they have felt very genuine, and they still do. So I just wanna say I love that girl and I feel bad for what she's going through. And I wish I would've expanded on that as well. So we can only learn from our mistakes. But it was important for me to get that out there. Just kind of say, like, I'm watching everything I'm doing and I'm going to improve and I'm gonna take feedback seriously and I'm excited. Okay, other random thoughts. Lena Dunham has a book out called Fame Sick. I haven't read it, but she's been all, I haven't read it, but I'm gonna read it. And Jessica, I need you to order it because I'm gonna read it now. Cause I'm on a book reading journey ordering right now. Yes, let's order that. My very. After that whole long spiel about being authentic, my big point about Lena Dunham is, is that her glam has been unbelievable throughout all her press. And I just wanted to point that out. It's been amazing. It's been amazing. Like, everything is just giving 1960s glamour. She's got that, like, dark black hair that's so gorge. The eyelashes are curled. Great. Another thing. Somber's mom is so hot.
Cody Fisher
I'm googling right now.
Morgan Stewart
Okay. Somber's mom is the hottest fucking bitch I've ever seen. I randomly saw her the whole. Everyone's googling it. I saw her in the crowd at Coachella, and I've seen her in the background of some of the things that he's done. And at first I didn't know that they were related, but I am shooketh by how gorgeous this woman is. Isn't she? She's like tan and thin and has that sort of like dark brown hair. Like bohemian. Like, you could tell Sombra, right? Sombra's parents are just like those cool New York Brooklynites. Don't know if they're from Brooklyn. Have no clue. I feel like they're just cool people. So that was the thing. Another thing. This is also very late, but it's important for me to say this. Justin Bieber's Coachella performance, Weekend two, resurrected something in me. I felt like humanity was brought back. Like we all were brought together by this performance. Obviously. Watched episode one or not Episode one, Season one. No, Weekend one. Weekend one. It's weekend one. I watched it. I was in Mexico with Jordan. We watched it and he was definitely, like a bit more timid. Definitely wasn't sure what he was doing. He wasn't sure how he was gonna be received. Is that a fair statement? Like, he didn't know, like, how much the audience was really rocking with him. And when he came out season.
Cody Fisher
It's season two.
Morgan Stewart
It was fun talking and the podcast is canceled. It's over. It's over. It was fun seeing him. Weekend two, he came out and he fucking owned that shit. And when he got in the crowd, I just. We were all reminded of who the fuck Justin Bieber is. And I will point out I did a less than flattering moment with Justin Bieber a few years ago. I made a really off color comment about I don't even remember what, maybe like his skin. Something so pathetic in beneath me and so low hanging fruit on Nightly Pop. And he tweeted at me and he said, maybe you should spend time like getting like self love or. Or stop wasting time, like spreading negativity. I didn't see the tweet. And I was coming off daily pop and PR texted me at E2 girls and they were like, don't answer Justin Bieber. And I was like, okay, what do you. Is like as. I thought he was coming in as a. I didn't know what was happening. All of a sudden I like, look up there is like five executives, four PR people. Like the building is like SWAT team shut down. He tweeted at me and the whole world basically erupted. And I was like, I felt awful, but I was kind of like, fuck fabulous, you know what I mean? So it was a big moment for me. It was like everywhere. They used every horrible photo of me and it was like, who the fuck are you to talk shit about Justin Bieber? You look awful. But I think about that because I am his number one supporter and I was so happy to see that he just like owned that whole thing so well. And if at any point Justin Bieber wants to come through the Morgan Stewart show to just like, I don't know, chat, I feel like we could do that, right? I feel like that's not that far fetched. I wanted to talk about Justin Bieber. Oh, we have to talk about my constant. What, what do you want to. What are you gonna say to me? What were you gonna say?
Kim Cohen
I thought you were gonna say Hailey Bieber ushering Billie Eilish onto stage. And how Billie Eilish, thank you for mentioning that, you know, Justin Bieber fan. And that healed her.
Morgan Stewart
Huge.
Kim Cohen
That was great.
Morgan Stewart
First of all, also, just separately, Hailey Bieber being as naturally beautiful and effortless also throws me into a place that like I can't. I like don't understand how it's possible. Love that girl. Also love that girl for how down she is for her man. Think about it this way. Obviously she's had to deal with all of that fucking bullshit with his ex girlfriend from when they were literally 11 years old or however long ago it was. It's a really young girl to be with the same guy, to ride with him through all of the ups and downs to have his child, to keep him together. Like, that's a good woman. That takes a lot. I don't know if I could do that. And she really has. Okay. Another thing that I want to talk about is I finally got my consultation with for my eyelids. So I went in to see Dr. Groth in Beverly Hills. So if you don't know which you don't probably Dr. Groth is the eye gu. Like he is the one that specializes in eyes. He does brow lifts, eyelid eye things, fat transfer, all of the things. And what I'm experiencing now is that I have A heavy lid, which I've always had. And I have a hollowness under my eye. I've never used filler under my eye, only in the outer cheeks. We'll talk about that when Dr. Diamond comes on. And I went in to paint the scene. It was 4 o' clock in the afternoon. I had not eaten enough. So you already know it was not good. I was very fidgety, very antsy. He did make me wait for an hour, which, fine, you're a big, fancy Beverly Hills doctor. But that only increased my anxiety and I wasn't well fed enough for this consultation. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, everyone was stressed out. Finally he comes in, mask on, whatever. I brought a girlfriend with me. I'm like, basically blackout and want to get out of there as fast as possible. He takes a look at my eyes and he was like, you can't do this. And I was like, why? Because I'm a gorgeous girl. Like, what do you mean? He was basically like, you have some peeking in your right eye, which I guess means like folding of the right eyelid. He said, your eyebrows. I said, well, what about a brow? A brow lift? He goes, your eyebrows have always essentially been this low. This is not an age thing. This is just your anatomy. And if you were to raise them, you would look unnatural and freaky. So. And your mil. Your eyebrows drop a millimeter either every year or every 10 years. So he said, my eyebrows are, are where they are. I can't do anything about it. Then he said, your eyelids. You basically are at the very threshold of, like, you could, but I don't think it's going to give you the results that you necessarily are looking for. You should essentially weight. I said, well, what if we took some fat from my ass or from my stomach and like spread it out like jelly on toes and like, get some fucking shit going on under the eyes. He said that I'll look like I have two hot dogs under my eyes by the time I'm 48. Because the fat, the fat. Are you going to like implant like, or put like two hot dogs on the screen?
Cody Fisher
I was going to say the promo image for this should be you two hot dogs.
Morgan Stewart
If there's two hot dogs, like on my eyes, but not like pointing at my eye or in my. You know what I mean? Anyway, and he said, the fat on your stomach doesn't like dissipate the same way, so you'll basically just have like two floating chunks of fat under the eye. And I was like, not chic for Me? No, thank you. So, long story short, I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna go back because I was too tired and hungry and I need to revisit because he did take a long Q tip. Yeah. And fold back the skin. And I just wanna tell you. Unstoppable. I'm an unstoppable person. I was so stunning and gorgeous. And then I was like, but I gotta go eat. And my husband was waiting for me at sushi. He already got there too early. I was stressed out. So we need to go back. And we're confirmed for May 2nd. April 30th. April 30th at 11:30. I'm also getting highlights before that appointment, so I feel like that's a little bit ambitious. So we'll see if that works out.
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Morgan Stewart
Ro is like, smart, which is so annoying. Oh, my God, couldn't you be dumber? And she, like, wants to read, and she wants me to read every word and she wants to now start asking me basic addition. So she's like, what's five plus seven plus zero plus six? And I'm like, ask your father. That's crazy. Like, I'm now like, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 0. Okay, so it's still 12 plus the 6. Like, it is taking years off my my life to answer this little girl's questions. And we're not even usually. The moms and stuff that I've talked to are like, okay, you will start, like, not being able to do your kids homework around fifth grade. We're not. It's way before fifth grade for me. Okay? Like the basic math edition. I have no idea. I'm literally like. And she's always asking me when I'm like blow drying my hair or doing stuff or like preparing dinner. So I don't have my phone around me. So I'm like, bitch, I need to calculate that I don't know what six plus seven is. What is it?
Cody Fisher
I don't know. Don't ask me.
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Morgan Stewart
Is it 12, Brendan?
Cody Fisher
13.
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Morgan Stewart
Is it 13?
Adam Sachs
It's pretty close.
Morgan Stewart
You can't make it up. Adam, did you know what that was? Adam, Adam, what's your title? You run everything. Let me tell you why Adam's on my shit list right now. Adam doesn't want to get rid of the early release and I want to be relevant. Don't leave. Don't leave.
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Morgan Stewart
Get on the mic. What's your exact title? Say hi to everyone. Do you love that I have an audience during my show?
Adam Sachs
My title is S. Senior Vice president of podcast content.
Morgan Stewart
Oh, my God. Did you guys hear that? Ooh, so senior. I have senior people because this isn't crap content. Wait till I really tell you some shit. Should we do questions?
Cody Fisher
Let's do it.
Morgan Stewart
Kody, tell me, do you want to do questions?
Cody Fisher
Yeah. What do you got? You sent out a call to Action on Instagram. Who replied?
Morgan Stewart
There's so many questions, guys. And I'm definitely gonna leave this episode and be like, I wanted to talk about blah, blah, blah, but I feel like we covered quite a bit of what's going on in my life. I do first and foremost have my first kindergarten group meet and greet on Friday. What do I wear to that? Flats, right?
Cody Fisher
Yeah.
Morgan Stewart
Jeans.
Cody Fisher
I mean, I don't know. How hard do you want to stunt on them? You know what I mean?
Morgan Stewart
Like, not Cody with stunt. Stunt, was it?
Kim Cohen
I got a stunt on the kindergarten Mommy.
Morgan Stewart
Listen. Stunt. Big timers here. That was crazy. That was like cash money. Records came through. That was literally like my 15 year itself was like ready to go. What am I doing right now? Questions.
Cody Fisher
Yeah, you were gonna see which of your fans asked good questions.
Morgan Stewart
Okay, let's get into it. Okay, I'm gonna. I have pa. Okay, just. Just so you guys know, I have papers of questions and then I also have Instagram of questions. So let me do a peak. See Yvonne from South Africa, which is so international of me. Do you see? I hit all audiences. Okay, should the nail polish on your hands match the polish on your toes? For me, absolutely. Personally, this is not. It's a non negotiable. They have to match. I feel like it's just not. I like when things are coordinated like that. I don't know, I very rarely don't have them match. It's not like, offensive if they don't match. I just think for me, like, it looks uniformed and that's like probably my Virgo rising. Oh, that's another thing. We can't keep talking about astrology. Like, we get it. We know. We know you like it. Morgan, Gabriella asks, what would you say is a good everyday shoe alternative to a ballet flat, but love. But just not flattering on me? Gabrielle, I don't know if I believe that. I don't really see how a ballet flat is not flattering on people. I feel like that's a very flattering shoe. Then I would probably figure out a different type of ballet flat. Like one that's maybe smaller around, like a. Like not a thinner one, but less material. Or like visit a cute sneaker. I need more details about that.
Cody Fisher
Yeah. Can she write back in and let us know? Like, what. What type of pants is she wearing? Because I think that makes a difference too. Right. What's the length? Or.
Morgan Stewart
Or is it a flat shoe isn't. Isn't beneficial for you and you need to do a small block heel. Like, maybe that's an option for you. Like, we need. We need to have more. Somebody says, would you like your own talk show one day, sweetie? This is gonna be a show. We know that. We manifest that. I wanna dress like you but don't have the budget. Where do I go? This is a good question. You don't need to. I wear very simple, basic things. Okay. The reason I buy things in the more expensive price range is a. I have. I can. And I'm fortunate to. But also because I want things to be able to last. I'm. I'm trying to keep these things for as many years as possible. You literally can go to any single store that is TJ Maxx. I don't Ross dress, whatever the fuck you need. A pair of black pants that are flattering. A white T shirt, a black T shirt, a black sweater, a beige sweater, a black blazer, a pair of really good fitted dark denim pants. Jeans and a light pair for summer. And a pair of shorts. That's. That's all you need.
Cody Fisher
That's like a capsule wardrobe.
Morgan Stewart
Capsule wardrobe. You things that you wear do not need to be expensive. I want to make that very clear. It has absolutely. Something is not nice because it is pricey. It is the opposite, to be honest with you. You need to just have a few basic things. And then you can also just. You have your capsule wardrobe. Like Cody said. And then you can like, sprinkle in more fun, emotional items when, like, you're in the mood to splurge more. But you always have your basic and your uniforms to, like, set you up for success every single day. Best and worst thing about motherhood. Well, the best thing about motherhood is being a mother. I'm obviously very fortunate to have those two adorable children. I love them. But managing children and their emotions every day, as somebody who gets very overwhelmed very quickly and like the nervous system starts firing fast. Like, it's definitely a lot to manage and take on. It's. It's definitely the most selfless thing you will ever do. And it doesn't matter if you're. I'm obviously a mom that is like getting up with her kids, making them lunch. They go to school every single day. Sometimes I pick them up, sometimes their nannies pick them up. This is another thing I think people are interested in. So I'm going to expand on your question. I have two nannies that cover seven days a week. We do not always have them seven days a week, but we basically have them start at 8 o' clock in the morning and they will leave around 4 or 5 o' clock in the afternoon. Sometimes they'll stay later if we need them to. On the weekends, we decide a lot of the times we'll have our nannies not work on Sunday or on Saturdays. A nanny will come in the morning. They'll help with whatever needs we need help with. And then if the kids have birthday parties, I will take the kids to birthday parties. My nannies do not do play dates with other kids and my nannies do not take my kids to birthday parties. I am the. My husband and I take that on. I think, like, the times that we can be with them, we are. But yeah, I think it's just the best thing about motherhood is that you're a mother. And the worst thing about motherhood is that you are a mother. Like you. You never ever rest. That never leaves your brain, ever. You never, ever get to go back to an older version of yourself that like, gets to be more relaxed. It just is gone forever. So managing that new reality, I think is definitely challenging. And I think that's also why all these different blogs and all these different specialists are like, it takes five years for a woman to return to herself and to her identity because you don't even realize that it's happening. But you, you get thrown into a washing machine, you get tumbled around and then you come out and you're like, wait. Oh, I just sort of feel okay and I just sort of feel okay. Like back to normal the last year. Not even six months past nine months, to be really specific.
Cody Fisher
Can I ask a follow up question?
Morgan Stewart
Yes, of course. I have to drink water now. Tell me.
Cody Fisher
Yeah. Are there like milestones you're looking forward to with your kids?
Morgan Stewart
No. 100%. I think for me, like, Ro comes into our bed every single morning. She like kind of knocks on the door. It's like a little knock. She's so cute. She's got the like little toddler tush. She's like in little cute pajamas. She's cuddling between me and Jordan and it's like I literally want to freeze time. But then I'm like, I'm so excited to get to see who this girl is going to become. I can't wait for them to get older. Yes. It's amazing that they're so cute and sweet and Gray is like the sweetest little precious pie. Like. And I don't mean to say they're sweet because they're children. I genuine. There are kids that are not sweet. My children, I can honestly say without a shadow of adult a doubt, are very kind, sweet people. They're spicy and they don't always listen, but they're kind hearted and they're not like a mess. So I'm excited to see who they turn into, what their interests are, who their friends are. Is Ro gonna have a boyfriend? Is she not gonna like boys for a long time? Late bloomer, early bloomer. Is Grey gonna be famous? I feel like Grey's gonna be famous. Like, I, as much as I love them small, I'm excited to see them grow into the people that they're gonna grow into. And I'm also curious to see how their relationship is gonna evolve. I think that's very. I'm curious to see how that goes. Okay. Dream Podcast guest. I feel like I've said this, but I have to answer this again. Kristen Wiig. What is, what's happening? We need Kristen Wiig. Adam, are you asking? We're asking. I'm on with pr. She's on hiatus for two months. I'm in touch with her PR girl. We are going to keep hounding her. We should send her. Are you on that email with her? Follow up with her and say Morgan just mentioned Kristen on the podcast and we would basically, I'll burn my house down to have her on. I'll give her every, any Birkin or Diamond she wants. She's probably not into that. Cause she's cool. I'm also not into that either anymore. I'm, like, moving on from that. I'm into it.
Kim Cohen
What are you into now?
Morgan Stewart
What am I into? Being authentic.
Kim Cohen
There you go.
Morgan Stewart
You know, I also don't like wearing. I like, only wear earrings. Oh, my God. Mom. Life. Astrology. What you eat in a day? Workouts. I have a lot of workout questions, so we might as well get into work. People love day in the life. I fucking told you. All right. My day in a. My day in a week. This is how it goes. Mondays, when I make it, I have the gym for an hour with a trainer. Seven to eight. I have that. I have a trainer in the morning on Tuesdays as well at 8 to 9. I'm being very specific with times, but I try to work out three days a week. That usually means I work out two days a week. And I am complaining one of the days a lot, and then the second day, I'm doing really well again. All things. I am a racehorse. All things need to be well fed, well hydrated, well rested in order for me to operate correctly. And if I don't, things are a mess. I eat well. Do you think I eat well? I'm asking my assistant. Yes. For the most part. For the most part, I don't. I, first of all, am somebody that is hungry but full very quickly. And I have a hard time with food lately. I don't know. I just feel like I never know what to eat. Nothing ever sounds good. But on a normal day, I'm having, like, chicken and salad. And in the morning, I'll have, like, cottage cheese with fruit or some bacon and eggs. Like, I try to eat as much as possible, so. And I'm drinking a ton. A fuck ton.
Cody Fisher
Fuck.
Morgan Stewart
Horse load of water. I had to kick the soda. I'm definitely drinking a lot more water. And I had to cut the juice. I definitely have, like, a sweet. I'm definitely into sweet drinks more than I am sweet food. But I definitely take care of myself. But it's not too. I'm not very rigid about it. It's not like a huge, you know, thing. What would you say that you think the perfect age to get married is? That's a very personal question. Like, meaning personal to you. I would say, first of all, you know, if you're marrying the right person, you know, So I think if you know that you're marrying the right person at 22 and you walk down that aisle and you're like, this is my person. And you have no doubts, fine. I think if you. There's no perfect age for anybody. I think for me, if I would have married the right person when I got married at 27, I would have still been married, obviously. But I think I knew deep down that that wasn't the person that I should have been married to or getting. I, I knew we were, should have been in a relationship for as long as we were in a relationship, but we should probably not have gotten married. So I think there's no age limit. I think it's really just about how you feel about each other. I think you can know at 22, I think it's tough, but so I think like 27 to 30, I don't know. You can't put an age on it. You got to just live your life right.
Kim Cohen
How did you find your way back into alignment into your current marriage?
Morgan Stewart
Into my current marriage. Well, I separated from my ex husband and I got my own apartment. And this was the first time in my entire life that I had lived alone. I paid for every bill, so I paid for my apartment, I paid for all the furniture to furnish it. I paid for my light bill. I mean, everything you put everyone in the world pays for, I paid for on my own. I moved into, we separated. We were separated and then I moved into this apartment. I lived there. And when I moved into the apartment, I was like, I'm gonna be here less than a year. I was not speaking to Jordan. We had no plans of reconnecting, nothing. I knew I was like, it's gonna be like seven months. Seven months. To the day I moved out of that apartment. I just think, well, first of all, to speak candidly, after the whole beginning the relationship was, the relationship is always over before the announcement of the relationship. So we emotionally both were very checked out of the relationship. That relationship in my mind was just no longer. And so, yeah, I think it was just like when Jordan came around in a serious way, which took a few months, I was like, oh, this is like meant to be. And I, even with Jordan, it was not important for me to get married to him or engage to him, but I was like, I wanna have children and I want them to be with you. And I had absolutely no doubts. And I was in a long term relationship and marriage obviously before that, where I was like, that wasn't even on. Yes, it was something that I thought about or we would have said, because that's the thing you do. But like, there was a reason it didn't happen. Was that well said? Did I Explain that clearly.
Cody Fisher
Yeah, absolutely.
Morgan Stewart
Yeah. Like, it's just. And I also think a divorce with somebody that you don't have children with unless you. Unless you do not want children, it's just not as serious as somebody that if you were to separate from somebody that you have kids because the person that you're married to that you don't have children with, you don't ever have to talk to this person again. You. You walk your own way, and then you never speak again or you stay friends. However, the dynamic is. But if Jordan and I, God forbid, one day, ever separated, which I don't even want to say out loud, we would never have be able to leave each other because we have two children that we. We.
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Okay, let's see if there's any juicy other questions. Fashion era you would go back to and why. I feel like the 1960s. I always say that I'm big on that. The Swans, like Babe Paley. Like those. Just getting dressed. I love getting dressed. And I feel like in Los Angeles, there's just not. There's just not that much opportunity to get dressed. There's no occasion. Nobody is getting dressed. Nothing ever is deemed that important. And even me, who has a closet filled with so much shit, I'm like, I don't have anything to wear. And I'm just gonna wear these same pants that I wore six years ago. Like, I love to be dressed and have an occasion. So I think that that era of just formality and, like, smoking a cigarette indoors, like, fabulous.
Cody Fisher
Is that your favorite era of style? Because I feel the same way. It's all very classic. And you can still. And it stands up today.
Morgan Stewart
It stands up today. I do think in fashion right now to mirror it is that we are venturing into our 1970s. We were in our 1960s with the minimalistic explosion. And then we are now venturing into our 1970s and how to make more money as a single woman in her 30s.
Adam Sachs
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Morgan Stewart
OnlyFans monthly budget. Is that too invasive? Yes, it is. And I don't know it. I don't know it.
Cody Fisher
Wait, let's go back to the OnlyFans. Cause I feel like people OnlyFans don't know this. I feel strongly about this. If I had, like, better feet, I would sell feet pics. And I think that's a big area that it's like, you don't have to put your face anywhere.
Morgan Stewart
Can I. Cody, I fucking just fell in love with you, by the way. There's no judgment. If you're a woman in her 30s and you need to get bills paid, you do what's best for you. And I literally just watched Margo's got money Troubles last night, and she. Not to spoiler alert. She's started an only fans. She's doing feet. She's doing all the things. And I think you gotta just do what you gotta do or start a substack or get on social media or whatever. Just things that are easy for you, that are attainable, that you can do from the comfort of your own home. There's so many different ways to generate an income now. I started a subst. Granted, I have a large following, but, like, that has given me a serious chunk of extra cash for, like, very minimal effort. So I think take the time, invest in yourself. If you are somebody that is interested in social media or fashion, like, put your point of view out there and just keep going. Because nobody has your point of view. Like, we all think that we're just overly saturated and nobody wants to hear from us. But it's important to just remember that you're unique because you're the only one like you. So I think that's what you. You just got to do what works, how to maintain your body. At this age. Am I at this age? At this age, I'm not 50.
Cody Fisher
I think people have a really warped sense of age, especially younger people. Right now I realize where it's like, I'm in my 40s, and it's like things change. You get older. But also, like, you know, I'm in classes doing yoga and doing better than, like, much younger women, 100%. And it's weird and it's all subjective. I really hate, like, at this age is very strange. And I feel like people need to, like, unloose that from their brains.
Morgan Stewart
Literally. I was gonna say, like, okay, well, I guess in your 30s, obviously things change very subtly. I think it's more mental. I think you need to just take care of yourself differently. I think you prioritize your health a bit more. Right. Like what I was doing in my 20s, I am not doing in my 30s. I would love to be doing them. I just will not survive if I have one too many drinks and not enough food. It is a two day hangover that I don't have the time anymore to, to reel from. Like I literally went to a birthday party on Saturday night. I. When I say one tequila, I mean one tequila. Not one and a half, not a mixed drink, nothing. It was tequila on the rocks. It was a solo cup that we brought from the house. It was my own liquor. So it was good liquor.
Cody Fisher
The bedazzled solo cup.
Morgan Stewart
No, no, it was like just straight plastic. Like this is. I'm like, no.
Cody Fisher
Cause you're real.
Morgan Stewart
Yeah, I'm like a real girl. And I went to the party, got home at 12 o', clock, watched Justin Bieber, and then I woke up that next day. I had to get micro needling. We have to talk about microneedling. Two more questions than microneedling. The day was fine. I had a great day. Monday morning I had to get up for the gym. Guess what happened? I didn't go. I could not get up to go to the gym because the sleep I missed on Saturday night fucked me in the ass. Okay? That's what happened. So I think taking care of yourself and I also think water and electrolytes goes a long way. Protein, consistently eating, checking in with yourself. You just can't get away with the same things that you got away with when you were younger.
Cody Fisher
I don't know what this age prioritize, rest before, you know, going to the gym because it's like gym's not gonna make you look better if you're tired.
Morgan Stewart
And I also can't approach the gym the way I want to if I am tired too. Do you know what I'm saying? I got a nod from Brendan. Good, good. You're still here? I'm here. You're here. Okay. What is most important to you in female friendships and what do you look for? I'm a very needy friend. I definitely. The attention has to be on me. I have learned that it is sort of like my friends orbit around me and I am the sun. And I know that that sounds crazy, but it's a reality that I have to be honest with. And you need to find personality types that fit you and what you need. I'm a really good friend. I'm a very loyal friend. The people that I love, I love hard. That is why I have like my two standing friends that if I had to bury a body, they would bury them with me. I have my one girlfriend, the seventh grade. And then I have my best friend John from 20 years ago as well. Like those are my ride or die. And I have some others friends in the extenuating circumstance that are, that are not my like old, old, old friends, but are also good friends. I've had a lot of female relationships fall out. Not a lot. Not a lot. I think two particular come to mind in particular come to mind. One was a girl that I met through a mutual friend. And we really tried for a long time, or at least I tried for a long time. I tried to shape shift. I TR. Evolve into being a version of this person. I saw this person as somebody who was extremely insecure and rubbed the wrong way. I was a lot for her to take. And I tried to make myself small and like basically present as though I am not as big as I am. And just that is a mask and like here I am. And I tried to expose myself and just continuously show her like I'm nothing to be, I don't know, not jealous of, but just like, like, let's just do this friendship thing. Like all the fluff, fuck it, it didn't work. We had to walk away. So I definitely look for people who are happy in their lives, people that have their own relationships that they're excited about, their own passions that they're excited about. It's very also difficult when you have people that want to do the same thing as you and then you succeed and they don't. I think that's also challenging and somebody that's direct. The two friends that I mentioned are very direct with me and I'm very direct with them. And I think that's why it works. The friendship's hard. And I do think separately people are so weird. Like they're so fucking weird. You guys. Like every basic interaction that I have with Internet girlies or like no one is a real person. And I don't mean like real in the sense that you're telling me that your dad couldn't pay the rent in 2005. I mean like serious in like I'm saying this to you and you're saying this and we both mean it and we're gonna do X like every interaction. Everybody has become such a fucking weird ass social climber, social media obsessed. Wannabe famous person. And I'm like, the who I am in front of you at home. Jessica, is that true? My assistant's been with me for, like, I am consistently myself no matter what. And everyone else is. Is just dealing about, like, dealing with their own stuff, which I understand, but it's just like, every interaction with me, for me, has gotten very challenging. I don't know what it is. It's very odd.
Cody Fisher
But not to bring it back to the term I hate, but like, at this age. But I think as you get older, you don't deal with bullshit as much. Right. Where it's like, you've got your. I feel this way. I've got my two best friends. And sometimes that's enough.
Morgan Stewart
I think that is enough. I mean, sometimes I do feel like, wait, I really haven't checked in with any of the moms of the friends of the kids that my friends are kids with. Kids are friends with. Am I short circuiting? You got it. I really get busy in this life of, like, mom, boss, businesswoman, wife, daughter. Like, I have so many things going on in my infrastructure that, like, I get very removed from, like, socializing with people because I have so much going on. And then I feel like, wait, no. But that's what life is about. It's about human connection. It's about being able to be there for people. And sometimes I feel like I'm not. But it is very hard to manage all of those different relationships when you have a million things going on.
Cody Fisher
Well, you also have your husband, your two kids, your mom, the family. And then you're very close with that, and those are like, your core group, your friend. And then you've got your two best friends. That's already.
Morgan Stewart
It's a lot.
Cody Fisher
Two hands.
Morgan Stewart
Yep. It's only. It's. It's. It's really a lot. And then obviously, like, I have girls on the periphery, and I have, like, this whole business. So I'm like, not thinking. I think people think I'm thinking about different things. Like, I'm thinking about market in June for wrangly and, like, are we opening a store next year? And what investors gonna come on and do. I need. There's so much on my checklist that I just really think you need to find your people that ride with you and understand where you are and you understand where they are. And I think friendships, most importantly, they are built on trust, but they have to be effortless. And if you do not feel good with somebody. I have done this so many times. I am. And People think I am loud and strong and I am all those things. But I have been with people and continuously have made plans with people that I feel empty when I leave them. And I'm like, girl, let's practice what we preach here. We can't just be having dinner with somebody you don't feel comfortable with. I've had that a lot. And that is my. One of my biggest flaws. Like, I will try to make people like me even though I know they just don't. And I hate to blame anything on jealousy. Cause I'm like, what is jealousy? Like, are people really jealous? They are. Are they? Yeah. Yeah, people are jealous. And I am not jealous. And I am not jealous. And I've never been jealous. There wasn't. I didn't always have 300 Birkins. I don't actually have 300 Birkins. I don'T. I have a lot. Moving on. It's not about that. I have, I have not always been as fortunate as I am now. And I never was like, oh, she has that. I'm angry. I want everyone to rise and feel good because I want everyone to want that. For me, that's been refined, but that is at the core of who I am.
Kim Cohen
I have a question following up for that. Do you feel like it's competition based or jealousy based? Do people feel like they have to compete with you?
Morgan Stewart
I think people think I'm judging them more than I am. So I definitely think people feel uncomfortable about that. And I think it is compet. I think I've had friendships where it's been competition, where people have tried to belittle me and minimize me and pretend like I'm not as great as I am. And look, there are certain people, like, I could not turn that camera on if you gave me $10,000. I couldn't. Not even a joke. I would not be able to. Everybody has their gifts, right? My gifts are front facing. And what I'm doing now, this is the set of gifts. I couldn't be a lawyer. I couldn't be a doctor. My best friend Zara, she just. Family law, right? We all have different gifts. So when you have somebody that like kind of wants to emulate or be what you are, but doesn't possess that gifts and can't focus on what they're good at, it poses a problem in the relationship and it causes friction. So I might be a little detached from reality and unaware of like how my life seems to people. So I do think people are jealous. Cause it's not about, oh, she has this bag and this diamond and this jacket. It's like. But then I also have a husband who is a wonderful person. He's wonderful to me. He's supportive to me. Not only is supportive to me, he gets up with his fucking children every fucking morning and spends time with them. Fuck all the bags. Fuck the house. Fuck all the shit. Like, at the end of the day, if we lost every dollar, which happens, like, people go through things in life, they don't always have money, we would be fine. He would be there. Like, all my girlfriends, they're like, my husband doesn't. And by the way, that's okay. My dad wasn't. He was a traditional businessman. He got up every morning, we had breakfast together and we had dinner together. He wasn't taking me to birthday parties. He wasn't, like, doing that. I'm very fortunate. But I've also had a lot of other shit thrown at me. So I don't know. Friendships are crazy. They're so difficult. It's weird. Oh, this is fun. We need some light, right? We need some levity. How do I approach a cute guy in my apartment complex? So you use your legs and your feet, and you put one in front of the other, and you walk up to this person and you say, I want everyone to wait. You say, hi. Men are so much more scared than you. They are. Literally. They would die for you to go up to them. So just say hi. Any man I've ever wanted, I've always either DMed them, messaged them, or gone up to them. I think I've initiated most of my love affairs, except for Jordan both times. Peptides. Let's talk about peptides. Somebody just said peptides, question mark. Everybody I know in the entire greater Los Angeles area is on a peptide. I have sat with many different women who are, like, on peptides. They're on Ozempic. I am literally the probably one of very few women that is not on a GLP1. And I am not on any sort of peptide. I am so terrified to just start injecting shit into my body that I don't know what it is. I don't know how it's gonna make me feel. And, like, really not to be this, like, crotchety old lady. But, like, what happens long term? Like, what are these. This fountain of youth that we're just, like, injecting. Inject into our veins, like, what. What happens, like, in 10 years, 15 years? It's like, oh, the peptide you took that was blah, blah, blah, is, like, now causing cancer I just don't want to go near that.
Cody Fisher
I also think we're being fed so much stuff to like get to take your money to buy things. Buy things. Buy things.
Morgan Stewart
Yeah.
Cody Fisher
And I think everyone needs to kind of take a step back.
Morgan Stewart
Take a step back. It's also, it's all this trend driven stuff. It's like when everyone got their boobs done and their butts done and all the body fat. Now everybody doesn't want that. Like, I just think we need to be very mindful of exactly what we're doing. I say I know two girls intimately that are on peptides and they look unbelievable. They make you look less tired. It's anti aging. But like then why haven't we known about this and why haven't we been. Been doing this for years, Right?
Cody Fisher
I also just thought peptides were like serums you put on your face.
Morgan Stewart
Well, there's those, but like injecting like a copper peptide makes you a gorgeous girly, so I might venture. But I also think it's like they're not clear. Is it a little wackadoodle? I'm just scared. I'm scared. And as somebody hasn't, who hasn't felt well before, I don't want to do anything that's going to disrupt that.
Kim Cohen
How do you feel about iron infusions and vitamin D infusions?
Morgan Stewart
And I don't love an infusion. I much rather orally just take stuff. Like if you're. Are you low iron? Yeah, you need to take iron. Every woman needs to take iron and B12. I would just like get one. I don't know infusions. I also think too much, too much of a good thing is never a good thing. Right. But yeah, you should definitely take it out.
Cody Fisher
Check with your doctor. Yeah, I'm prescribed vitamin D, but that's from my doctor because I'm low. So I take it, but I'm not taking anything else.
Morgan Stewart
But aren't women always low on vitamin D?
Cody Fisher
Honestly, I think so.
Morgan Stewart
We are. Like it's always the Vitamin D, the B12. My CoQ10 was low. Do you know what that is? No one knows what that is. No one knows what the fuck that is. Oh, how many carrots for a daily diamond studio? How much can you afford? That's kind of really where we're at, right? Micro needling. So we talked about peptides. We talked about like my eye job or whatever that I'm potentially getting. We'll see, we'll let you know. Micro needling. I got it on Saturday No, I didn't. When did I get it? Sunday. Sunday. I got it on Sunday. Out of all of the beauty treatments, my skin is a little bit flaky. Even though I got full glam. Because I'm a gorgeous girly, it is the best treatment you can do to your face. I have done fraxel laser. I have done soft wave. I have done filler in my outer temples and cheeks, in my jaw. I've done Botox. I have done. That's it. Lip filler. That's it. Is that it? That's it. And this. This is. Nothing is better than micro needling. Like, it just. The skin gets glassy, the pores shrink like you do, and I'm, like, in the middle of the shedding. I. If that's one piece of advice I could give to anybody is just micro needle every four weeks. It really. It's the youth. I might even stop botoxing.
Cody Fisher
It's pretty accessible. I heard you can put, like, some infusions. They can put Botox in it. And it helps shrink the.
Morgan Stewart
I've done that. I've done aqua gold, so I've done something called an aquagold facial. Well, they. It's like a stamp on your face, and it's filler, and a bunch of. It's like, not real, but a little bit, and they just stamp it in. But micro needling, it's like my skin has been tight, it's been taut, it's been glassy. Like, everything just feels like it's gonna come together. And I microneedled a little bit under my eye for the crepiness. And I'm telling you guys, to the girlies and to the boys, I really think microneedlings are our future.
Cody Fisher
How deep did you go?
Angie Hicks
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Morgan Stewart
I went pretty deep. Not, you know, I'm a baby girl. Like, I can't do things that are too crazy. But it definitely hurt like a motherfucker. And I don't numb. I. I cannot numb. I have the biggest phobia of numbing cream if you. If there's numbing cream on for too long. I feel like I can't breathe, and I need to be rushed to the emergency room.
Cody Fisher
Is this where Ro gets her not wanting, like, the suntan lotion on her?
Morgan Stewart
Yeah, but did I tell you, Ro also doesn't like stuffing? That is the weirdest thing about kids. Like, the genetics you pass on to them of, like, just isms you have. Like, I'm very fearful around things, like in my eye, close to my eye. And she's the same way. Ro, yeah, Definitely has a sensory issue. I also am taking her to the podiatrist because I think that right foot is leaning in a little. We gotta get that checked out. And another thing, because I will tell the people I had to wear corrective shoes. Corrective shoe.
Cody Fisher
Morgan,
Kim Cohen
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Morgan Stewart
It's from the Judaism. Okay. My dad had this issue today. I had to wear corrective shoes from like 2 to 6. They were black and white saddle shoes that had like, nails at the bottom of them. And every photo as a child, I'll get some of me in these shoes because my feet were so flat and not formed that they were going inward. And Susan being fucking German, crazy.
Cody Fisher
Well, the Birkenstocks, they invented the best engineered shoe.
Morgan Stewart
There you go.
Cody Fisher
She knows.
Morgan Stewart
She took me. And I had to wear these shoes literally for five years. So my feet. And now I want to say this. I would make millions on Onlyfans. I have gorgeous feet. Thank you. Yeah, so that's. So Ro might have a little on the right foot. So we gotta get that foot formed. Little bit. Great chat. Are we good? I need protein. Okay. Yay.
Cody Fisher
Bye.
Morgan Stewart
Love you so much. Bye.
Cody Fisher
Bye.
Kim Cohen
Bye.
Morgan Stewart
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On her second solo episode since relaunching the show, Morgan Stewart dives into a candid, freewheeling conversation reflecting on her return to podcasting, navigating womanhood, motherhood, and personal reinvention. With her trademark wit and self-awareness, Morgan addresses the need for more depth and authenticity in her public persona, recaps recent pop culture moments, dispenses advice on style, friendships, and self-care, and answers audience questions. The conversation is peppered with humor, honest self-critique, and a behind-the-scenes feel, as Morgan chats with her production team and involves listeners in her evolving journey.
Morgan fields a wide range of listener questions:
This episode is a quintessential “long chat”—intimate, scatterbrained in a charming way, very much “life as it is,” and deeply personal. Morgan Stewart models vulnerability and warmth as she shares messy truths about career, relationships, parenting, and aging, always from a place of humor and self-examination. The interplay with her team and honest Q&A closes the gap between host and audience, making this an engaging listen for anyone interested in real talks about modern adulthood, from glam to grit.
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