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The Morgan Stewart Show
Flying Solo From The Delta One Lounge
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This week, Morgan is flying solo, and she’s added lights to the Delta One Lounge studio. Morgan catches us up on her vacation, Row’s kindergarten journey, Renggli spring line, and wonders what everyone is doing for airplane snacks. Then, Morgan gives her thoughts on the Summer House drama and her new favorite show, Margo’s Got Money Troubles.
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Morgan Stewart
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Brendan Burns
That's weird.
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Morgan Stewart
The audience is waiting, you guys. I'm so excited. First of all, I'm gonna paint the scene. I just want everyone to know we have added lights to the Morgan Stewart show. We have three or four lights. One, two, three, four lights. I'm in full glam. I'm in full glam today because I am no longer going to look like I am calling you collect from jail. The first few clips of this show were quite painful to watch. So I just had to take matters into my own hands and I had to complain and get some more lighting. And I finally bit the bullet and was like, you know what? It is time for glam. It is time for glam. I'm a glam girl. All the television I've done, I've had glam on. And so here we are. Okay, let's move on from glam. Cause we don't need to talk about that. But I'm basically gonna be a gorgeous girly for you guys for the rest of time. And I'm so excited about it. Cut to like, me seeing this and still it not being good enough. But still. Do my eyes look awake, team?
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Brendan Burns
Absolutely.
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Morgan Stewart
Thank you. Okay. I'm so excited. I feel so alive because I get to be alone in this fucking room, in this Delta One lounge. I don't have to have a guest. So this is my first official podcast since we have launched the show by myself. Did I explain that well? Okay, good. So I don't have to talk to a guest for 45 minutes and be locked in and have massive anxiety, which I have found is really triggering my anxiety, to be honest. Because having to feel trapped into a conversation with somebody is really one of the worst experiences you can have. It's crazy. And I have interviewed so many people that I like, I respect, I admire, I'm into what they're doing. I like their clothes and their makeup or whatever else they're doing. And I just still am like, oh my God. Like I find myself in my. In my mind constantly wanting to know how much time we have left. And every time I get to that point, we have like 30 minutes only. Like, we've only been into the conversation for 30 minutes. And I'm like, well, what the fuck are we gonna talk about for the next 45? Okay, so there's that. So let's go over a few things that we need to talk about. Number one, the show is officially launched. You guys love it. I'm so happy about that. We had the building or the billboard in Times Square. I did that. That was really exciting. I was really happy with launch week. I've basically gone viral a few times because of all of my guest spotting. So basically my guest spotting has been more popular than my actual show, which we're gonna turn around now. But, like, that's also very exciting. What else am I gonna talk to you about? I went to Mexico last week with my family. It was. The kids were on spring break for literally two and a half weeks. You basically send them to private preschool for them to be off. Like they are, I don't know, like they have medical leave, they are always off school. There's always some sort of holiday. And whatever breaks you have, they are really extended beyond the necessary time. So we took the kids to Mexico. It was me, Jordan, my mom, Rowan Gray. No nanny. Cuz I'm a real mom. I'm involved. I was with those Kids. Every single morning. We brought Susan to babysit, but, like, she stayed in a different room and the kids stayed in their own room within our room. So they were up six o' clock in the morning. And like, Jordan and I were like, we were doing blended cocktails throughout the. Well, I was doing blended cocktails throughout the day. Jordan just does tequila on the rocks with a side of orange, which is super chic. And then at night we would switch to red wine. And the level of hungover we were every morning, and the kids getting up between 5:45 and 6:15 was so brutal. But you know what? We just. We just kept it going. So we were having like morning mimosas, and then we were having our afternoon cocktail and then we were getting into dinner. But it was lovely. It was a lovely time to relax. We really enjoyed ourselves. I was in the sun, but not that much in the sun. I really was very diligent about my sunscreen application. I feel like I'm at a point in my life where I just don't want to fry my body and then it have my skin peel off and then have like a million new freckles. Do you know what I mean? Like, I'm light on freckles, but I just don't want to. I don't know. I'm having a harder time getting burned. Is this interesting?
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Judith Kargbo
Well, what SPF are you using? Like, what brand?
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Morgan Stewart
Okay, so the kids are doing sunbum because Ro has a sensory issue and she doesn't like cream being rubbed into her. So if you don't have kids, these are the things you get to look forward to. Okay? Your kid will come up with the craziest shit. Like the thing that you don't think about ever, like rubbing in lotion all of a sudden is a problem for one of the kids. So she needs to have a spray sunscreen. Gray is okay with, like, things being rubbed in. So she does sun bum. And then we do a veen. Do we do a vine? Is that the orange and white? We're googling it. Yes, it's a. Yes, it's a vin. So that's a really good sunblock for the body, for the face. I always do jamborini sunblock. I put it on my sub stack. Anyway, so that was fabulous. We did that separately from going to Mexico with the kids. Ro. Cause we haven't had the official announcement. Ro got into kindergarten. Okay.
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Judith Kargbo
I'm so happy for you.
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Morgan Stewart
Thank you.
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Judith Kargbo
This was, like, so stressful for us to hear.
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Morgan Stewart
Thank you. It was a fucking Nightmare. It really took years off my life. And I am not the parent that is like super neurotic or, you know, hyped up on all this bullshit. But I will say the kindergarten process is so tedious. And it doesn't matter if you are the most granola person. If you are trying to get your kid into a private school in Los Angeles, it is buck fucking wild in these streets. It is so much work effort, all consuming and you have to do all of these different events when you have a literal job. But we got into two schools, we got wait listed at two schools. And then you know what happened? We got rejected from one. Rejected? Yeah. I'm never even gonna look at them again. I'm never even gonna walk by them. It was a school that we absolutely did not wanna go to and had no intentions of going to. But I still think they should wait list us. We're waitlist people, right? I was upset about that.
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Judith Kargbo
Yeah, that was rude.
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Morgan Stewart
I thought it was. And I like thought I killed the interview, which obviously like I didn't. It was a very buttoned up school and like Jordan can play buttoned up. I. They clearly know, like I'm a little kooky crazy and like say bad words and like, I don't know, get slutty. I can't be going to that school. But we got into the two schools we really wanted to and I'm gonna be honest with you, the school that we. How do I wanna say this? We got into both schools. I preferred one over the other and I felt we were more accepted at the one I wanted to go to. I think that we vibed with them better. Um, ultimately we decided to go to the other school for a multitude of reasons and I did not wanna make an emotional decision by myself and then regret it. And Jordan, as you've met him, as you know him, was very supportive and said, look, I will do whatever you want. I just want you to be happy at the end of the day. And he wanted her to go to this school. My in laws wanted her to go to this school. My mom wanted her to go to the school. Like it really felt like a familial decision and everybody wanted that. I was the only one who wanted to go to the different and I didn't want in five months to be like fuck and then have no one to be able to turn to. So we ended up going, choosing the school that she is now going to. I'm very grateful that she got into the school. I think she's gonna thrive and do incredibly well. Cause she's a very feisty, smart little angel. But I would be lying if I didn't say that I didn't have some reservations. So we'll see how it goes. I'm now in a WhatsApp group chat with all the parents. Could you die? Let's look it up. Let's see how many fucking members are in this goddamn chat. It is so crazy. And I got in through, like, a random person. There's 31 members in this group. I put everyone's like, I'm blah, blah, blah mom. I'm blah, blah, blah's mom. I was like, I'm Ro's mama. I also. These are people that probably have preconceived notions of me. Like, I'm just really hoping that I meet a few cool moms that have my back and I can have theirs. I am definitely going to go into this this tight lipped. And I am actually going, for the first time in my life to watch myself because I am very loose lipped. I react very quickly. I'm emotionally impulsive, and I say things for humor sometimes, if you might have noticed. And I don't want to get caught up in a situation where I have my own version of high school drama within these parents. Was that mature?
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Judith Kargbo
It's so mature. I'm, like, taking notes.
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Morgan Stewart
I really want to go into this with, like, this is not my experience. This is my daughter's experience. I'm going to best support her and best be there for her. Ro is going to be best friends with the girl whose mom I don't like. She's gonna like me, obviously. Obviously. But I'm not gonna like her. But that's what's gonna happen. But she is going to go to a birthday party this weekend of one of the girls that she does not know well. But they're gonna go to the same school, which I thought was really sweet. So I'm excited about that. So. But Ro is very, you know, she takes her time. She's an Aquarius and she's young. And I just. It's gonna be a big transition for her. And I am just like, I'm. I'm a little nervous. I think every mom in my position would be nervous. She's gonna be great. My mom said it best to me. She said, you are not going back to school. Your daughter is going to school. She is gonna thrive. She's gonna be fine, and she can handle it. And basically, don't project onto her your insecurities and your difficulties, which I respect and understand, but I think that Roe and I are also very similar. Like she's constantly throwing tantrums and is. Is very angry at me a lot. And she. Because she can't manage her emotions. But I'm her safe space, right? Like everything she holds in all day long with her friends and her teachers. Like, she gets to basically tell me in whatever five year old language to fuck off. Because she knows I'm going to be her rock and I'm going to be solid with her forever. And that's how my mom was. All the frustration I couldn't take out on my friends or my classmates or boyfriends, I would take out on my mom because what the fuck else are you there for, right? So I want her to feel that sense of rage, that safe rage that she can have with me. But I don't know. We shall see. And now this saga doesn't end because I have to now apply Gray in September as well, which the other kicker is the school that Roe is gonna go to is not known for just allowing siblings to come in right after. So in the one in a millionth chance I shouldn't say that, let's knock on some shit right now. Cause I don't need to have that fucking karma. It's just not guaranteed that Gray's gonna get in and I don't wanna. Then I'll. So I have to apply him to the school she's gonna go to and then I have to apply him to a safe school. So do I apply him to the school that I originally thought she should go to? Probably.
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Judith Kargbo
I think you should do it.
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Morgan Stewart
I think so too. We did send. We did first choice that school. And then we. Obviously we have some other things going on that we're moving and blah, blah, blah. We won't get into that. Logistically, it didn't make as much sense. So we did send head of admissions flowers to basically say like it was always, you know. Do you know what I mean? What's that term? When boys are like. They're like loved bomby. Yeah, we loved bomb them. We loved bomb the admissions with flowers, which we really wanted to send. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. If you've been feeling overwhelmed, stuck, anxious or unsure, that's okay. Those feelings are more common than we think. May is Mental Health awareness month. A good reminder you don't have to go through those feelings alone. Having someone with you to listen, to understand and to support you can make all the difference. Whatever is keeping you up at night, therapy with better Help can help you check in with yourself and gain support from experienced professionals. BetterHelp is the world's largest online therapy platform. Just take a short questionnaire to identify your needs and preferences and Better Help will handle the initial therapist matching work for you. Feel confident knowing Better Help therapists work according to a strict code of conduct and are fully licensed in the US you don't have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off@betterhelp.com Morgan Stewart that's betterhelp.com Morgan Stewart Pacifico, the
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Morgan Stewart
Okay, that's enough about that. Let's talk about some other shit. What else is going on in real time? I have a wrangly release tomorrow. My spring summer 26. Has anyone looked at it? Brendan, have you looked at it online? No, you haven't. You don't even know what the fuck that is. Okay? It's my slothing line.
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Brendan Burns
Okay, we'll look later.
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Morgan Stewart
You should look. It's gorgeous. We're doing organza. You guys have already. You're probably gonna own that by the time it comes out, but we have that. So I've been basically spending all my days and nights coming up with social. Why does Brightline keep texting me about a personal loan application? Is that spam?
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Kim Cohen
Yeah, it's 100% spam.
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Morgan Stewart
I don't need a loan from Brightline. How do I block that? It's every day. I'll block it. Do I owe them money?
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Kim Cohen
No.
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Morgan Stewart
Okay. Remember when there was like a scam every time? I always am, like, caught up in some scam. What was the scam like? The North. Northfolk County Jail was like, you need to come.
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Kim Cohen
Yeah. They're like, you need to pay this.
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Morgan Stewart
You need to pay your.
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Kim Cohen
Yeah, you need to show up or something.
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Morgan Stewart
I literally am like, my dad, like, I'm like, oh, Susie, pay this. We're getting scammed, like, meanwhile, like paying $30,000 to random fucking people for no reason. What's delivered.
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Kim Cohen
And you were like, I think this is real.
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Morgan Stewart
No, I honestly, I have absolutely no ability in terms of any technology or social media. I want you to know to camera. Let me sit up straight. Cause my Versace Capris, which I'm in green Versace Capris. Thank you. Valentino Heel are digging into me. I am the talent. I can't be logging into shit. I don't know my password for any. Any email. Not one. Not one email. I don't know my password for my shopping. My online shopping websites, I don't know them. The only number I know is my phone number, my husband's phone number. I know that one. My best friend Zara from seventh grade. And I know my social. Thank you. You know what I also can't do? I can't log into WI fi on planes.
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Judith Kargbo
I can't do that either. I don't. No, it's impossible.
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Morgan Stewart
It is. What the fuck? American. First of all, I am. Oh, we. Oh, man. I was so worried. We had nothing to talk about. We have so much to talk about. Having to log into the WI fi on an airplane. First of all, I have a frequent flyer mile for every airline. No idea where they are. I don't know where they are. Why isn't it saved? I don't know how I miss every email. I am so discombobulated when it comes to technology. Another thing I want to talk about. You ready? Are we sat?
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Brendan Burns
We're sat.
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Morgan Stewart
American Airlines. I was an avid American airline flyer. I only flew American. Okay. We flew American two months ago. They have changed their first class. No, no, no, no. They have basically gone from 10 first class seats to 24. You are basically in a rat cage. It is a cubicle that faces the complete opposite way from the window. There's 35 of you in this first class cabin. It is so claustrophobic. It is so poorly designed. I cannot believe that somebody thought that that was a good idea. And they are actually executing and continuing on with this. It. I rather sit in the very back of the plane. Is that relatable? Good. It's insane. It is the worst. So now I can't fly American Airlines anymore and I just figured out how to log onto their WI Fi. Yeah, that's what happened. So now we're flying. What are we flying? United.
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Kim Cohen
United.
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Morgan Stewart
United. Let me tell you what happened on the last time I flew United. They had to switch planes last minute. And I basically flew southwest to New York for six hours. Did not recline. There was no tv. There was a tv. Barely was a tv. I was seated next to the largest man. Six Eight the top. I had to literally do Karma Sutra to get to the bathroom. I had to like cartwheel and flip over him to go pee. It was the craziest flying experience. But I will say, after two, almost three years of flying to New York consistently for Wrangley, flying into Newark versus JFK after I had been told for years by my business partners to do it, is the best decision I've ever made. Do we have thoughts on Newark vs. JFK? So much better.
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Kim Cohen
It's 20 minutes instead of an hour now.
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Morgan Stewart
Have you guys flown into Newark?
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Judith Kargbo
I haven't, but I had another host
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Morgan Stewart
that said no, there's no other host. I'm sorry, but before you other host, this is the Morgan. Hello.
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Judith Kargbo
I saw. Okay, Brendan, cut that.
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Morgan Stewart
No, Brendan, keep it in. I want everyone to know what my producer said about another host. Okay, keep it in. Tell me. Newark awful.
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Judith Kargbo
I haven't done it.
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Brendan Burns
Brendan, it's been a long time, but I don't remember.
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Morgan Stewart
Oh, you have no service. We didn't hear that. Brendan, keep that in too. I want people to know how real this is.
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Brendan Burns
It's been a long time, but I don't remember it being a good experience.
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Morgan Stewart
No, Newark is great. It is so close to the city. JFK is like you're basically flying to Rome. It takes all day. Then you're in the car for two hours. We've took a six o' clock in the morning flight, which we. I do want to. I do want to know from you guys if you're listening, who you are or watching. Watching. What plane snacks are we bringing on the airplane when we are flying at 6 o' clock in the morning? What are we doing? What are we bringing? Because what happens is I don't. I'm. I'm getting cold oats. There's no protein in oatmeal. That's for horses. Confirmed. Confirmed. I could plan a snack the night before, but I don't know what snack that should be. And like, you can't bring hard boiled eggs onto the plane.
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Judith Kargbo
You could.
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Morgan Stewart
Isn't that rude?
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Kim Cohen
That is a crime.
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Morgan Stewart
Huh?
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Kim Cohen
That is a crime.
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Morgan Stewart
So what else do you bring? Nuts.
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Judith Kargbo
I bring. Yeah, I bring a trail mix.
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Morgan Stewart
Oh, my God.
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Judith Kargbo
I know.
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Morgan Stewart
Oh, my gosh.
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Judith Kargbo
But then I'm also, you know this gluten free, dairy free. So I have to make. This is like, I can't take any snacks. It sucks. So then I have to really think about it. And then I'm like, I'm bringing more than I actually even need on the flight. And then I come home with, like, protein bars smushed, and I'm like, why did I even bring this?
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Morgan Stewart
Why did I even. I hate this goddamn protein bar. But you know what? Actually, in real time, as I was thinking about it. So I did see this girl on TikTok who packed a snack pack. Well, it was acquired sty. That's Daniel. That's not Danielle. Bridget. Bridget is acquired style. I follow Danielle. Anyway, so I saw acquired style. She had her friend pack her a snack pack. What is her friend's name? Is it Ciara? Am I wrong?
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Kim Cohen
Is it Kit Kenan?
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Morgan Stewart
No, it wasn't Kit Keenan. I like Kit Keenan. She always does like airport snacks. Oh, she does?
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Kim Cohen
Yeah.
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Morgan Stewart
Where am I on these girlies? No, it was. I think her name was Sierra. Let's verify. But I think her name is Ciara. Oh, yes. It's up. Okay, so snack pack. I love this plain box. Her friend. I love her friend. Does it say Sierra?
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Kleenex Announcer
Sierra Miller.
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Morgan Stewart
Sierra Miller. Okay. She made this snack pack. There was, like, nuts and m. Just delicious little things. We need to start doing that. Okay. And I definitely think, since I'm incorporating cottage cheese into my diet now, because protein, protein, and all of those snacks like that is the kind of stuff I want to do. Just like sweet, tasty, tangy treats that are delicious at all hours of the day. I don't want to be shoveling horse hay down my goddamn gullet. I don't want to do it. You know, it's crazy.
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Judith Kargbo
She has gherkin pickles in this, by
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Morgan Stewart
the way, I love. So we called them cornichons because. I'm so sorry.
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Judith Kargbo
Cornichons?
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Morgan Stewart
No, because my mom is. We. We met her. She's fucking out of her when she. By the way, I want to just rectify what she said. She in the clip says, I had a business and took kids to raise. You had no business when I was born. There was no business when I was, like, literally alive. So that was definitely gone by the time I was 2. So I don't know what. What you were doing all day, but it wasn't running that business. So I love her memory. But anyway, snack packing it is. But I could eat those pickles at any time of the day. I love pickles and olives. Oh, that's something. Jordan hates olives. Dr. Phil hates olives. My dad loved olives. My mom hates olives. Where are we on olives?
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Judith Kargbo
Okay, but what olives? Because I will say my family only eats. This is crazy. The canned black olives.
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Morgan Stewart
I love a black canned Olives.
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Judith Kargbo
They're great, but they won't touch anything else. But my aunt does. She'll buy, like, different sizes, stuffed green, and no one will touch it except for me and my aunt.
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Morgan Stewart
That can I. What's so weird about you saying that? And then I want to hear about. From you guys about the olives. My aunt Robin, who's my dad's sister, which is weird because that's also my mother in law's name. And I just put that. That is so weird. She had black canned olives. She lived in Northridge, so that was my first experience with the Valley growing up. My dad's like, why is Robin in the Valley?
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Kim Cohen
Anyway?
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Morgan Stewart
Those black canned olives on a green salad with shredded carrots and a little ranch. You better fuck me up. You better fuck it up. Right? You know what I'm talking about.
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Judith Kargbo
It's classic.
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Morgan Stewart
What? I'm vegan, so. No. Oh, everyone is. Okay. We're talking about in 1998. Okay.
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Judith Kargbo
Like, that's a classic salad. You're gonna get it anywhere it is. Yeah.
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Morgan Stewart
Have you been to Tony Roma's?
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Judith Kargbo
Of course. I'm from the Valley.
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Morgan Stewart
No, you've never been to. Have you, Brendan?
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Brendan Burns
No, never.
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Morgan Stewart
Brendan, where are you? What is happening? What is happening? Tony Romas is a rib. Have you been to Tony Roma's? Pre vegan? No. This is crazy. We need it. Okay, so Roxy and I, first of all, I grew up going to Tony Roma's. It was in the Valley because we always went hiking as a family in, like, the Red Rocks and far away. So then on the way back, we would always stop at these random places that Susan, like, barely could get out of the car to get into because she was like, what is this establishment? I am Swiss. We don't eat fucking Ruby Tuesdays or whatever the fuck it is. But these were the only places around. Tony Roma's was a rib place. We would get a half slab and that green salad and that ranch. To this day, I've never had ranch dressing like this on this salad. It is ice cold, and I think they've closed all locations. Can we get a quick goog search on that? It is the best.
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Judith Kargbo
There's one in Carson and Anaheim.
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Morgan Stewart
Okay, so when we hit a milk. What's a good threshold? Or what's a good. What is it called? Like, thing. You want to hit our downloads? No. Yeah, like, what's a good amount of download? Cause I'm going to take us all to Carson. I'm going to get us a car, and we're Going to go there and we're going to document it.
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Judith Kargbo
I mean, this is hard because I'm going to make those downloads a lot
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Morgan Stewart
lower just to go, okay, so what's a real and then a fake?
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Judith Kargbo
Um, okay, real. We'll go to 500 and then fake. Let's hit a million. But I want it. I think 500 is going to be achievable really fast.
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Morgan Stewart
Okay, I need 500,000 of you to listen to this because we got to go to Carson, bitch. There is no experience like it. The fries are perfect. Even if it's sitting out for two hours and it's cold, I'll still eat it. I will. Even if a McDonald's fry is, like, at the bottom of the bag after a few hours and you find them like, I'll eat them, no problem. Look at the kicking shrimp. See, I never did any of the. Oh, and I do love an onion loaf. I'm not gonna lie. And I love an onion ring. Can you fucking die? I die for an onion ring.
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Judith Kargbo
The onion loafs, Sarah, are unparalleled.
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Morgan Stewart
No, I can. This reminds me so much of, like, when I didn't have, like, massive anxiety and could just eat and not have a fucking panic attack. I did a podcast yesterday and I was like, oh, God. And then we were sitting down talking, and I was like, this is just anxiety, right? She's like, yeah, that's the Sal. No, that's a Caesar. I don't fuck with the Caesar. Not the Asian salad, not the classic. Oh, the potato soup's pretty good. See, they don't even have it. It's just like the green garden. I love a green salad. And I love all kinds of olives. That was the long way to let you guys know that I love all kinds of olives. Green olives, black olives. But I don't like. What am I talking about? Can you believe people are gonna listen to this? I don't like martinis. Do you guys like martinis?
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Kim Cohen
Yes, but it has to be dirty.
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Morgan Stewart
Ugh. You?
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Brendan Burns
Not a huge fan.
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Morgan Stewart
No. So what are you drinking? What's your drink?
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Brendan Burns
I like whiskey and tequila.
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Morgan Stewart
What kind of tequila?
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Brendan Burns
Casamigos.
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Morgan Stewart
Casa de Grones is really good too.
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Brendan Burns
Okay.
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Morgan Stewart
And 1942, they're sending me PR now. Thank you. I mean, my mother in law basically spends a gazillion dollars, like, getting it for us, but we. We get it for free now, so. And you don't drink or do you drink?
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Judith Kargbo
I don't drink anymore. But I was just thinking about, like, I Prefer Mezcal and bar. Amma isn't there anymore. He switched it to something else. But he had a Mezcal Negroni on tap. That was so good.
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Morgan Stewart
Wow. I don't think I've ever had have I had a Negroni. I must have, right? I'm like very clear liquor. Like I'm doing tequila on the rocks or a skinny margarita or I'm drinking wine. I don't drink any vodka anymore at all because I used to drink it from the bottle and that's just crazy. I can't be doing vodka, right? Vodka's nut.
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Morgan Stewart
Clean courage. I learned it from my adoptive mom. Hold my hand. You hold my hand. Learn about adopting a teen from foster care@adoptuskids.org you can't imagine the reward brought to you by Adopt Us Kids, the U.S. department of Health and Human Services and the Ad Council. We also I forgot going back to Wrangly because somebody just tagged me in and I obviously have to look at my phone while I talk to you because otherwise it gets too intimate and personal. We had a gifting suite yesterday and it was really cute and all the girlies are tagging me in it. I'm really excited. I also went on the John Hill show here on radio. He didn't have me flo for the full hour, which is okay. He only had me for 20 minutes. But I invited him on and I told him that to Andy Cohen. I need to be on watch what happens live. Don't you guys think so?
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Judith Kargbo
Yeah.
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Morgan Stewart
Why have I never been do I have to become a housewife? My agent emailed me yesterday or texted me and she was like, are you trying to do watch Beverly Hills Housewives? And I was like, no, I just want to be on watch what happens live. You know what I mean?
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Judith Kargbo
Would it be I love when they bring on people to be a bartender and it's really unexpected.
- [29:10]
Morgan Stewart
I I so he was like, do you want to be on the show or do you want to be a bartender? And I was like, I don't think I'm a bartender. I can't talk in, like, quips. I need to be able to extend my convo. But I'd probably be very nervous, don't you think? No, I'd get through it.
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Judith Kargbo
You would say you were nervous, and then you'd start taping, and it'd be great.
- [29:30]
Morgan Stewart
That's who I am. I'm always like, I can't handle it. And then I do a really good job. But so we'll see. That's tbd, but I hope that this gets across Andy Cohen's desk and he invites me on. Okay, let's talk about something else. First of all, last night I wrote notes. Can you even believe this? If I could find my notes app on my phone, that would be great. I started a new show. Can you believe I wrote that down?
- [29:54]
Kim Cohen
Very impressed.
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Morgan Stewart
Right? Might as well have the note. I, like, have some notes. There's three notes. It says, elle Fanning, good actress. That's my first note. So we started Margo. Margo's got money trouble. So basically, Jordan and I, like every other married couple, lay in bed at night, and he's like, you don't want to watch anything. I want to watch. And then he always suggests Batman. I'm like, dude, we are not 14 little boys together in this room. Like, I don't want to watch fucking Batman for the 800th time. Only Christian Bale for me, though. Just want to say that and. Or he'll, like, want to watch movies about, like, drugs and shooting and, like, I don't know, something with Denzel. And I'm like, it's like 8:30. Like, I want to be a bed in two hours. I can't be, like, you know, stressed out or. And I don't want to watch a psychological thriller before bed. That's like a weekend watch, right? Like, that's not a Wednesday watch. I need light. He will not partake in any housewife watching. So I'm behind. I need to start Ladies of London, and I need to start, finish Beverly Hills, and I need to, like, get caught up on Summer House because. Oh, didn't even. Didn't even mean to step in that. So I. This is obviously going to be probably old news. But you know what? It's okay because no one's heard me talk about it, so that's fine. Just to quickly touch on Summer House, I did not know. I only know Paige Desorbo. I don't know anyone else from the cast. I had recently two weeks ago at Sunset Tower. I was coincidentally at Sunset Tower eating dinner with my husband and some of our friends that we go to preschool with, our kids go to preschool with. And I walked by Blake Lee Thornton who I know obviously from, from yesterday's who hosts it with Justin Sylvester and love him and we have a very close online relationship. He was with Sierra. So I met her two days before all of this crazy shit happened and she was like hi. I was like, oh my God, we haven't met. How are you? She's uncomfortably beautiful. It, it, it's like oh. So you just like nothing distorts your face when you're on camera. You just fucking look like that. That's crazy cuz clearly based on the clips I have of this show, the camera fucks with you and really adds some fucked up shit that you don't have. She's gorgeous, she's sweet. We got in touch the next day. I'm going to send her some clothes. Whatever. Cut to two days later. West. Is it Wes or West? West. West. West. Let me adjust my titties. West and Amanda. There's something kind of interesting about Amanda to the way she looks. I kind of like her vibe. Are now dating and they come out with this fucking thing. So basically Sierra, for those of you who don't know which I assume most of you know, Sierra and West dated and Amanda and Sierra are best friends. Amanda goes through a divorce or is currently going through a divorce with their other castmate Cook. What's his name? Kyle.
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Judith Kargbo
Kyle.
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Morgan Stewart
Kyle Is his last name Cook?
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Kim Cohen
Yeah, I think so.
- [32:31]
Morgan Stewart
Kyle Cook. DJ Kyle Cook and Amanda I guess gets close with west and basically betrays Ciara. So I started, I was like, look, I'm a pop culture savant. I need to be in this mix because if I want to touch on it on the Morgan Stewart show, Brendan, I need to be able to. I started in Season 8 because that's where somebody told me to start. It was a tough launch for me. I just basically like enjoy Paige, think she's gorgeous. Ciara, gorgeous. I didn't really there was the first season Wes came in so I'm still like I've only seen two episodes so maybe I need to give it some time. What I will say about this situation is unfortunately as you get older this idea of never being able to betray your best friend over some, over a circumstance or situation like this becomes more realistic. It just does. People find themselves in very uncomfortable, disheartening places. You're not emotionally intact, you're not using your right mind. And I'm not making any excuses for Amanda. I will say I do not like the entire Internet attacking somebody. You don't know these people. They are not your friends. They are television stars that you watch and you are allowed to form an opinion, but you have no idea about somebody's baseline. You just cannot have an entire swarm of people attack this one girl. Cuz God forbid something happens, right, that you can't take back. You know, we have to have some responsibility and like live in the real world. Was it the right thing for her to do that? Probably not. Not on paper, no. Is Ciara better than West? Absolutely. Sierra is gonna skyrocket into the superstar. She is. She has an aura, she's a gorgeous girl. And right now she probably feels really bad about what's going on and she's hurt and she's disturbed. Cause she's like, this was my fucking bitch. Like I was there for you through everything. So I don't wanna discount the situation. And I'm not saying it's not messy. I just have seen it now happen a few times. It's very different when you're 22. You're like a gaggle of girls. But when you get older and life starts, people connect more than other people. People follow through with that. And at the end of the day, Jordan has said this to me so many times, people are people and you can throw stones and you can say, I would never do something like that. I've done a lot of things in my life that I never thought I would do. And sometimes you're in a position where you are not the best version of yourself and things happen. So let's just be a little bit. Let's let them figure it out and then wait for the reunion. Is that good advice? Very good advice. Brendan, were you moved?
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Brendan Burns
I was very moved.
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Morgan Stewart
Yeah. I thought so. But yes, I do love Sierra. But back to what the fuck was I talking about before that whole long segue into Summer House, like so effortlessly. Oh, my new show. Don't Even Tell. Don't even. Who's a host? Who's a host? My Midheavens and Gemini. Okay, all right. So Margo's got money troubles. So just to preface, we found this show last night. I agreed to watch it and it ended up being really, really good. We watched two episodes. The last. The second episode is a little foggy. Cause we kind of started to doze off. But it's by David E. Kelly, who did well he wrote the Practice and he's also the husband of Michelle Pfeiffer. Michelle Pfeiffer is in this Big Little Lies. He wrote Big Little Lies. Michelle Pfeiffer is in this show and I think she's in another show right now. What's that show? She's in another show everyone keeps talking about. It's like a Landman spinoff kind of.
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Judith Kargbo
Yes.
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Morgan Stewart
What is it?
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Judith Kargbo
Oh my gosh. Hold on one second, I'll get it.
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Morgan Stewart
Google. I'm spinning around for the audience.
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Judith Kargbo
The Taylor Sheridan.
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Morgan Stewart
Yeah, it's the Taylor, the Landman creator. The one that doesn't like Kevin Costner. Kevin Costner.
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Judith Kargbo
The Madison.
- [36:10]
Morgan Stewart
Okay, the Madison. So she's in the Madison. She's also in. Margo's Got money Troubles. Michelle fucking Pfeiffer. This woman looks incredible. I don't know if she took her face off and repositioned it, but it is perfect. She looks age appropriate, but she looks taut. Her skin looks like there was a fresh co. The veneers are veneering in the best way. She's such a good actress. I fucking die for that woman. I googled her birthday last. Last night, obviously, which I don't remember. I think she's a Taurus, but I know that her Aquarius is in. Her midheaven is in Aquarius. And I think her husband's a Virgo. Did I just make all that up?
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Judith Kargbo
No, she was born April 29, 1958.
- [36:47]
Morgan Stewart
She's a Taurus. Okay, and then what is her moon? What's her full do? Astro charts, they're the best.
- [36:53]
Kim Cohen
Her moon is Virgo.
- [36:54]
Morgan Stewart
Okay, and then what's her husband? What's David E. Kelly's birthday? Aries. Okay. Yeah. What's his moon? Does it say. Do we not have Capricorn? What's his Venus or rising?
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Kim Cohen
Gemini.
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Morgan Stewart
Oh, she's Gemini rising. Wait, his Venus is Gemini. Okay, this is what I. This is why I Google everybody. People that have been married for a long time. So she is Taurus sun, Gemini rising. His love language, his, like how he loves people is in Gemini, which is her rising, which is an extremely compatible astrological alignment and placement. But anyway, the show is amazing. Elle Fanning, she's an incredible actress. She's very good in the show. I had a thought about her. I was like, Elle Fanning can never get older. It would be weird to see Elle Fanning look older. Is that right? Do you know what I mean? She's like forever a young baby faced girl. Like I can't imagine elle Fanning at 45, like she's Cinderella. Does that track for everyone.
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Kim Cohen
Totally.
- [37:54]
Morgan Stewart
Yeah. Brendan's looking at me like, bitch, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but that's fine. But, yeah, so my notes literally said, elle Fanning, good actress, she can never get old. And then my last note. Are you ready for my last note? Michelle Pfeiffer looks so good. Oh, my God. Yeah, so those were my really hard hitting notes. Was there anything else I needed to update my audience on? I'm watching this show. It's based on a book I read. Strangers. Huh?
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Kim Cohen
Yeah, I was gonna say you could talk about the book.
- [38:29]
Morgan Stewart
Oh, yeah, I read Strangers, Belle Burden's book on the airplane. I read it in one day. It's like the only book I've ever read. Kidding. Not kidding. And it's amazing. It's so good. I did have some people reach out to me and say that they didn't find it that crazy and most of their friends have had worse divorces and I was kind of like, okay, great. But anyway, I just wanna say we're at 40 minutes and I. You know what Sarah Jessica Parker said? Even though she did many reboots or seasons of, I wanna say Rich Kids of Beverly Hills, Sex in the City, she said it's always extremely important to know when to leave a party. And I think 40 minutes is when I leave the party. And I'm just gonna say I'm so excited to be doing solo episodes. I really think I just thrive by myself. Hopefully you've listened to this whole thing. Otherwise that's gonna be fucking awkward for me thinking this was great. If you didn't, it's okay because then I'm just going to have another fucking guest on. Also next time I'm gonna post this, but I want. We need all your dating questions, all your relationship questions and all your things. Okay. Can I say bye?
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Judith Kargbo
Yeah.
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Morgan Stewart
Okay, bye. Everyone should say bye. Bye. Bye. Ta ta. The Morgan Stewart show is produced by Sirius XM and me, Morgan Stewart. Our senior producer is Judith Kargbo. Our audio engineer is Brendan Burns. Our videographer is Kim Cohen, and our video editor is Shannon Joy Rogers. Our executive producers are Cody Fisher and Adam Sachs. Siriusxm podcasts,
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