You'd think the lede was D May's one-hit complete game shutout, but it might be the Belgium-Egypt draw. Doug's ready to move May. Cardinals have never had a pitcher throw a perfect game. Jackson's lesbian pompadour. Brian Setzer and Subaru Outbacks. Audio of Dustin May talking about his performance and working with Jimmy Crooks. Gawking at nippers. Ignore the berating. A Hooterville pro tip.
Music from the best red-headed musicians of all time. Willie Nelson coming to STL in August. Jelly Roll and Bunny divorcing. Sweet Sweet Ky influencing the Swift/Kelce wedding. No ring, no bring. Shout out Salad Fingers. Dan Orlovsky's Family Feud hair. World Cup with Papers on Friday.
Stole redhead valor. Sharon wants to broker a truce between Warson Woods Wacko and Harrison's Brother Master on Friday morning. Morning chardonnay. Some on the program will be disappointed if the Cardinals don't make the playoffs. Pro liberty, anti kink shaming. Respect the great works of "The King."

Tim hates this song. (Sorry podcasters). Using McGreevy as a conduit to try to get to May. Kyle Berkshire's long drive and ball speed. Martin still getting caught up on old shows. Larry Nickel and Dan Janson are on hold let's go to Larry first. Is Larry full-time yet? Larry's favorite Cyndi Lauper songs. Larry recaps Raw and gives us his top 5 countries. Let's see what Dan Janson has to say. Dan plans to stop by Friday morning. Dan just wants to be a friend of the show. Fat or nah? Favorite canned foods.
Mt. Rushmore of Paramore songs. Will Dustin May join the show today? People trying to set up Iggy and Sharon in the YouTube chat. We have to pivot because Joe Lunardi's bracketology is out. How many all-stars are the Redbirds gonna have?
Disclosure Days. Movie Boi gives it 4/5 popcorns. Woke propaganda. Martin dabbles in yellow journalism. Why won't Jackson watch Girl Next Door? Radio silence from McGreevy on the D May front. Crashing weddings.

Brody Herman in-studio fired up about his Knicks winning the NBA Championship. Some Cardinal talk. Brody's not trying to be dismissive. Brody likes Blaze Jordan. What's next for troubled New York fans?
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Ziggy Stardust. Thiago Splitter update if you please. Audio of Chip Caray's call of May's final strikeout in the 9th last night. "He was an opener, you pale liberal." People aren't happy Jackson doesn't know about "openers."

Troy Percival. Turtleback greens. Which of Tim's imperfections (there aren't many) would he fix last? The deterioration of our nomenclature. Leg shortening surgery. Jackson's been challenged to a 1v1 at Triple Lakes.
Audio from Cards Territory of Matt Holliday talking about Nolan Gorman being sent down to AAA and why the team decided to make the move. Doug thinks Gorman needs a fresh start. Maybe go live on Instagram.
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